WTF with Marc Maron Podcast - Episode 1473 - Chevy Chase

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

Chevy Chase plays a pivotal role in the history of American comedy, from his work on the National Lampoon Radio Hour to being the breakout star of Saturday Night Live’s first season to his hit comed...y films like Caddyshack and Vacation. Chevy talks with Marc about some of the roads he didn’t take, like staying in a band with his friends Walter and Donald who founded Steely Dan, or staying on SNL past the first season instead of leaving for LA. They also talk about Chevy’s perspective on his short-lived talk show and his relationships with some of the people he’s worked with over the years. Sign up here for WTF+ to get the full show archives and weekly bonus material! https://plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-marc-maron-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:01:31 It's Yom Kippur, so I don't know how many Jews are listening or maybe they're like me and they are just having a reflective day. It is the Day of Atonement and you're gunning for another year in the life. You're trying to get yourself in the big book of people that make it through another year. Good luck, Jews. Good luck with that. I hope that your atoning is received well and your future is weighed properly by the almighty that you may believe
Starting point is 00:02:06 in or I'm not even sure if that's how it works but I do know that on this day I try to be reflective I can't say that my guest today is necessarily like that I don't know I talked to Chevy Chase his daughter is the piano player one of the piano players at the comedy store. And I see her all the time and she's very sweet and we talk all the time. And she's been sort of trying to get me to interview Chevy for a long time. And I've been resistant because I've heard that he's difficult. And look, I did a roast of him years ago that was really one of the worst nights of my life. But eventually it started to seem like it was going to happen,
Starting point is 00:02:54 and I was going to let it happen. It just came down to her saying, look, contact my mom. He wants to do it. He wants to do things. And I'm like, all right, you know what? Okay. I was a huge Chevy right, you know what? Okay. I was a huge Chevy Chase fan when I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:03:09 I would stay up late on Saturday nights. I'd watch him fall down. I used to go to school the next day when I was in junior high and do my own version of the falls. I loved him. I love Chevy Chase. So if I could just sort of put myself into that place and remember that, I would approach him with that, with that graciousness and curiosity. And I knew, look, I knew that he is a defensive guy. I wasn't expecting him to be too reflective.
Starting point is 00:03:43 It's just notoriously not his thing. But I think you can hear, uh, I think you can hear everything you need to hear by listening to him for an hour. And, uh, and I think it's revealing in its own way. And it was kind of funny to see Chevy doing Chevy things sitting right across from me. So that's what's happening shortly. We have another Ask Mark Anything episode coming up for full Marin subscribers. So I need your questions. To ask a question, go click on the link in the episode description and submit your question on the Google form. We also put the link on the WTF social media pages. We also put the link on the WTF social media pages.
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Starting point is 00:05:06 but, but in the old way, I, I, I can't really explain it, but the original design was kind of a, a kind of earthy looking mug. And it had these,
Starting point is 00:05:15 you know, these cat, the three boomer monkey and Lafonda on it. And they looked a certain way. And now these new ones have also also have a Buster, Charlie, and Sammy on it in the same style on one side. And on the other side, the original three are there, but they're gold and they have halos. So the cat angels are now represented. And on the other side in black and white, or just not gold, are the new
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Starting point is 00:06:33 And Brian does beautiful work. All right. Uh, my tour dates are here. I'm in Bellingham, Washington at the Mount Baker theater for one show on Saturday, October 14th, as part of the Bellingham Exit Festival. Portland, Oregon is sold out October 20th through the 22nd. Boston, I'm at the TD Garden for Comics Come Home on Saturday, November 4th. Then I'm at the Chemo Theater in Albuquerque, New Mexico for one show on November 11th. And Denver, Colorado, I'll be at the Comedy Works South for four shows, November 17th and 18th.
Starting point is 00:07:09 You can go to wtfpod.com slash tour for tickets. I will be trying to put together some other nights here in LA in December for the longer sets so I don't lose touch with the work I've been doing. I was just at Wise Guys in Vegas,
Starting point is 00:07:26 Friday and Saturday night, four shows, me and the Lara Bites. And it was great. It's a great room. That Wise Guys in the Arts District in Vegas is great. Low ceilings, the way you can engage with the audience and you hear what's coming back to you. It's a great place to work out. And that's where I'm going to work when I do Vegas. I'm not a casino act. I accept that. And I am who I am. And I just know that about myself, no matter who tells me that I could work at casinos. And a lot of my heroes have worked at casinos. Vegas is a big thing for show business, but I'm a standup comic of a certain type. And I just feel like even if my fans or even if people who knew me kind of, you know, saw my face, you know, in the lobby on some sort of
Starting point is 00:08:19 advertisement, like at the Bellagio or at the MGM or wherever it's Caesars. I mean, they would see it and they'd have a moment where it'd be like, Oh, Mark Maron's here, man. I just, I don't know if I can do that right now. I just don't know if I can get myself into that space. You know what I mean? We're having a pretty good time. I just don't, you know, it's heavy, man. It's usually heavy with him. And I just don't, I don't know. I don't want to buzzkill really. I like him, but like, I just don't think it's, I don't, I don't want to do it now. Maybe we'll see him when he comes to town. All right, let's just keep drinking and playing blackjack and stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I just don't think I'm tonally correct for Vegas casinos, but for locals in the art district and people that came in for those shows, they were, they were great. It was a, it was a good time. And, you know, I went to, I went to the, uh, the strip because my dad came out, he and his wife, sometimes I think, I think she brought him just so I could see how he was doing. Look at him, look where he's at. But he came to the show. I think he had a good time. Then I did go over to the strip to meet them for lunch. And it was heavy, you know, I'll tell you the strip, you know, just being there among the thralls of people. I don't know, man, you know, it's definitely an
Starting point is 00:09:37 experience. I wouldn't say that the feeling was hopeful. I'm not sure I felt hope for humanity walking amongst the people having a Vegas time. I don't think I look around or I looked around when I was there and thought like, you know, we're going to be okay. People are going to be okay. And look, they were having a good time, but I did not feel in the big picture that anything was okay. And I didn't sense hope for humanity. I don't know if that's the vibe they're going for, but I think it's the vibe that I pick up when I go to Vegas. I gambled a little bit, played a little blackjack. I was $75 down, then for some reason, after the last show, a guy just said, here, take this. And he gave me a hundred dollar bill. So I kind of came out ahead. I was going to stop him, but I didn't. He wanted to tip me and I'm like, all right, we're in Vegas. I'll take it. Thank you. I appreciate that you enjoyed
Starting point is 00:10:36 my services. But look, you know, seeing the old man, it was a little difficult to see where he's at with his process here as an older fella. You know, his brain's still okay. He's having a hard time walking. We had to walk a little too much. But, you know, I definitely felt like anytime I see him, it's important to see him. It's kind of humbling, I'm sure, for him and me to see him, you know, slowing down and then to really feel it. Like, you know, I joke around with the guy, but then we were at lunch and, you know, he wasn't doing great. And I just was, I just took it in and, you know, opened my heart
Starting point is 00:11:15 a bit and felt it, you know, I felt the reality of it. Uh, but it was, it was nice to see he and Rosie, they came out and it was nice. It's been nice. It's been a kind of a rough week or so. My Aunt Barbara, who was a big part of my life, throughout my life, sometimes more than others. She passed away last week. It's my mother's sister. And it's very sad. And she was, I just want to pay some sort of tribute. This was my cool aunt.
Starting point is 00:11:48 All right. My Aunt Barbara was my cool aunt. You know, I, you know, she was the aunt that, you know, would let us have a few beers in the house when we were teenagers. She was the aunt that when I went away to music camp, she, she got me some cigarettes, you know, she was the aunt that, you know, smoked a little weed here and there. They were definitely kind of, uh, in the party scene in New York city, New Jersey, her and my uncle Jeff. And, but she was always a fun and supportive and definitely, definitely the cool aunt, you know, any aunt that lets you smoke is okay by me, any aunt that lets you drink was okay by me, but she was fun, and she was a great
Starting point is 00:12:33 mom, and a great grandmother, and was there for my mom, and just, just really, you know, all my life, you know, I, you know, some people aren't necessarily close with their aunts and uncles or but for some reason because we spent so much time with my cousins uh lisa and lauren and my aunt barbara and my uncle jeff when we were young kids in jersey they were always there and uh i'm very sad about it and and i'm gonna miss her i yeah i see her at least once a year and uh i think my mom's doing okay. I'm in touch with her. My brother's down there. He was able to show up for my mom and my cousins and go to the funeral and be part of that. I did not feel it was okay to cancel four shows on that short of notice. And
Starting point is 00:13:19 my dad was coming out and my mom said it was okay. But I do feel a little bad about it, but I have been keeping my aunt in my thoughts and my cousins and my mom, and I will get down there as soon as possible. And it's Yom Kippur. It's just, it's been, it's been a little heavy, but I'm okay. Are you okay? Is everyone okay? So look, Chevy Chase, I was a little nervous. I was apprehensive. I will tell you that, um, you know, generally we don't, uh, allow people to sit in here with the guests, but Chevy's wife wanted to be here. but Chevy's wife wanted to be here. Uh, you know, the, what was presented to me was, uh, that she needed to be in the room to help him remember things, but it became pretty apparent pretty quickly that she was in the room. So he didn't say anything horrible or destructive, but you know, he's not a young guy. And this was what we did. You know, we,
Starting point is 00:14:26 we made it through, no one got too angry. And, uh, it was, it was very pleasant. It was pleasant to spend the time with Chevy chase. There's really nothing to plug with this interview. Uh, but just remember that this guy is a big part of American comedy history. And that really is more than enough of a reason to talk to him. And I'm glad that his daughter made it happen. And I'm glad his wife was keeping him in check. And this is me talking to Chevy Chase. You can get anything you need with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get snow need with Uber Eats.
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Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah, it's very funny. It's very funny, yeah. It broke. This is... I'm sorry. I got that on a beach in Kauai. I think it's... funny. It's very funny, yeah. It broke. This is... I'm sorry. I got that on a beach in Kauai. I think it's... It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Do you want to wear headphones? Huh? You want to wear headphones? What? Headphones? Yeah, I'll wear them. I like to hear my voice. It's right there.
Starting point is 00:16:19 There's some headphones right there. I, uh... You know, it's... I'm excited you're here. It's nice to see you. I have two... I have two experiences of meeting you and, or being in your presence. One is kind of odd. I believe it was the, it was in Aspen, Colorado. I think it was at the comedy festival, maybe in the mid nineties. And then there was another time. I think we shared one of the worst nights of our
Starting point is 00:16:42 lives together. What was that? That was when I was on the dais for the 2002 roast i was there with you i was one of the guys when i was roast yes oh wasn't that awful dude i went to my hotel room and cried oh no no i did well i felt awful yeah i told paul yeah schaefer yeah you know everybody's out to, you know, you're supposed to be a little loving. Yeah, yeah. They just roasted me bad. I bombed so badly. They clearly didn't like me. I don't know if that's true, but I bombed so badly that I went to my hotel room and I said, I got to quit.
Starting point is 00:17:17 I was with my friend Sam, and I was weepy because it went so badly. But fortunately, they sweetened it up. You were one of the roasters. I was one of the roasters. You know who was fairly good was the last guy. The last woman? Was it Lisa Lampanelli? No, no, the guy.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Kindler? Huh? Andy Kindler? No. I don't know who it was. Well, just keep mentioning names and then I'll tell you. No, you know the guy who's got a show on Channel 2. You know, who's got, like, The Late Show.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Was it Colbert? Yeah, Stephen. He was good? I thought he was the best of them. He was pretty bright. Yes, it was an off night. And it was hard for me because I don't do roasts.
Starting point is 00:17:58 I don't roast. Me neither. I don't know what— I'm too mean. All I know is, well, that's good, though. But you have to then, you know, temper it. Yeah, I don't know what. I'm too mean. All I know is, well, that's good, though. But you have to then temper it. Yeah, I don't know how to temper it. And I'm looking at you, who I loved as a child and as a comedian, and I'm looking at you, and you weren't thrilled to be there.
Starting point is 00:18:16 And I just couldn't. Well, I didn't know what to do. Yeah. I sat there, and I thought, Jesus Christ, they don't like me. Jealous. Jealous, jealous people. Yeah. I don't know. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:18:29 It was like, it was a long time ago, but I just remember it being a lot of people and me not doing well. That's what I remember. And I remember- That makes two of us. Yeah. But I, it's so funny because, you know, Donald Fagan listens to this show. Oh, he does? He's a fan to this show. Oh, he does?
Starting point is 00:18:45 He's a fan of my podcast. Oh, Donald. Yes. He's a great guy. I love Donald. You guys go so far back. Yeah, we do. College.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I mean, I had no idea that, you know, I kind of. We started Steely Dan, basically. I know. What year was that? I don't know. Like 65? I think it was right after. Yeah, somewhere in there.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Yeah? Yeah, I was his first drummer. And I think it was right after. Yeah, somewhere in there. Yeah? Yeah, I was his first drummer. And I loved it. We started, by the way, at Bard College. I can't remember the name of the little place that people would go and play guitars and sing. And we called ourselves the Very Bad Jazz Band. Yeah. That was literally our name.
Starting point is 00:19:25 And I think I was a good jazz band. Yeah. That was literally our name. Yeah. And I think I was, I was a good jazz drummer. Yeah, he said you were a great musician. I asked him, I said, what can you tell me about Chevy? He said you're a great musician. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:19:34 And that you have good Christmas parties. Yeah, we do, we do. But you were, how long were you in the band for? Oh, hell, I don't know, a year or whatever or two. Was it clear that they were going to be amazing?
Starting point is 00:19:48 No. No. I mean, I didn't care. I mean, I loved doing that kind of thing. And I still did it many times later, too. Yeah, sure. Other people, but I just, I didn't want to be a rock and roll drummer kind of guy. Did you do it after that?
Starting point is 00:20:10 Were you in a band? Well, as I remember, I was. We made a record in a chameleon church. Oh, that was the name of the band? Yes. Was it a rock record? Hideous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Psychedelic record? Somewhat. Yeah. Yeah, I can't remember. And how a rock record? Hideous. Yeah. Psychedelic record? Somewhat. Yeah? Yeah. I can't remember. And how did that sell? Oh, we must have sold a million. You can imagine.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Sure. I mean, everybody knows Chameleon Church. That's correct, sir. Spell it. That's even worse. So was it after that experience where you're like, you know, maybe music is not the direction that I'm going to go in? Well, no, but I mean, I'm a good jazz pianist. I've been doing it now for 45, 50 years.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Yeah, and you can still play. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can play. But then I was just starting the piano. Yeah. But how did you choose comedy? Oh, I was piano. Yeah. But how did you choose comedy? Oh, I was funny.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Yeah. And so were Ken Shapiro. Yeah. And those guys. Who were those guys? We started Channel One. Channel One, yeah, yeah. Groove Tube in New York City.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yeah. Ken was hilarious. And he was a shit. I mean, nobody liked him. No one liked him. He was not nice to people. He was a bad. So, you know, kind of like you were saying, you're an angry comic or whatever.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I used to be an angry comic. Yeah. But you're not. You're kind of angry. Now you're just short. Yeah. Yeah. I'm tiny and, you know, and I found my level.
Starting point is 00:21:40 That's a good boy. I've sucked it up. Glad to hear that. Okay. I'm okay with where I'm at. This is all that's going to happen. I've sucked it up. Glad to hear it. Okay. I'm okay with where I'm at. This is all that's going to happen. Uh-huh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:50 So Ken Shapiro. I know. I'm the same way. Okay. This is all that's going to happen. But you at least had a much bigger arc than I had. Well, now you're saying I'm on the other side of my arc. I think you just said it. I'm still at the very top.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Are you? Yeah, but it just was never very high. It was huge. It was huge. Okay, I'll take it. Whatever. So you're with Ken Shapiro, the angry guy. Yeah. And you're doing the funny. Funny stuff. Yeah. Well, I remember the GrooveTube because I remember seeing it. I was
Starting point is 00:22:20 early. I was 13 and watching SNL in that first season. I thought you were hilarious. And when the Groove Tube played at a small theater in New Mexico where I grew up, and I was just I didn't know what it was. And I'm like, oh my god, there's Chevy! And you were doing that, we're looking over.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Oh, I'm looking over the floor. That's a good one. That's a good bit. I actually almost went out cold. That's how bad Ken was. He was doing the tapping on the head. Yeah. Tapping my ass. But playing the drums.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Tapping your head? Well, by the end, he was hitting it as hard as you could be hit. Yeah. And I actually, at one point, just fell over for real. Yeah. Was that the beginning of the falling over? Yeah. Right.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Come on. Not quite. So, wait. But you grew up in New York, in the city? Yeah. Yeah? You're like a New Yorker all the way through? Yeah, all the way through, whatever the hell that means.
Starting point is 00:23:12 That means like you're a native New Yorker. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Thank you so much. Yeah, New York City. Yeah? But mostly in Woodstock? Well, Woodstock was my love and still is.
Starting point is 00:23:25 That's where my grandparents grew up and my dad grew up and I grew up. Yeah? Yeah. It's still a wonderful town, wonderful place. Were you there when everyone converged on the town in the 60s? I didn't. I didn't go to that. No, you weren't?
Starting point is 00:23:44 No, it wasn't really in town. It was Matt Mack's, the Yaskers Farm. It was outside of town by half hour. But what about when Dylan took up a residence and stuff there?
Starting point is 00:23:55 I knew Bob. You did? Yes, Bob Zimmerman. Back then? Bobby Zimmerman. Bobby Zimmerman from Minneapolis, from Minnesota. There you are.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Yeah. And you knew him then? Yeah. I mean, we weren't good friends or anything, but. He was around. Yes. And I had to say that this guy, he writes beautifully. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:17 His songs were so far. I think he's going to make it. He changed everything. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And like the Beatles did. Sure. Did you go to the house? I don't remember. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And like the Beatles did. Sure. Did you go to the house?
Starting point is 00:24:26 I don't remember. Yeah. Yeah? Sure. When he was there with the band? Yeah, yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Was that fun? I don't remember. It probably was. Everything was fun. No recollection of fun. Well, no, I've had fun the whole time. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:43 So National Lampoon, tell me about the guys. Because I've talked to some people. Who have I talked to that you know? You know what's weird, Chevy? Yeah. Hello? Why is there a fucking hammer here? Just a piece of an artifact from a different time.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Okay. You want to hear something weird? I already have. Yeah, go. This morning, I interviewed somebody else, and it was Hannah Einbinder, Lorraine's daughter. Oh, my. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:10 It's a complete coincidence. How old is she? 26. That's Lorraine Newman's daughter? Yeah, and she's on that show Hacks. Oh, I have not seen that. Yeah, she's great. Very funny.
Starting point is 00:25:20 Oh, good. Yeah, yeah. But I just thought there was a little continuity to my day. Yeah, of course there is. Yeah. But the National Lampoon Radio Hour, that's where most of it all started in terms of the group that became SNL? I think you're right. That was Billy Murray, I think, was part of that.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Not the first year, but. And his brother? Brian Doyle Murray, Johnny, John Belushi, Chris Guest. Yeah. A group, a great group. Yeah. Funny people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:51 And me. Yeah. And God, it was fun to do. I've not heard any of them since, I don't know, for 50 years. Were you on, did you do the Lemmings or was that after? Yes. You did Lemmings. Yeah, Lemmings with Chris and John Belushi and I and others, Alice Clayton.
Starting point is 00:26:11 And how'd you guys come together? Well, as I said, Chris and I were in high school together and- You and guests? In college, yeah. Oh, really? And he called and said, we need a drummer who can sing. Oh, who can do comedy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:29 And I said, I'm your man. And that's what did it? That's what did it, yeah. And was that the first time? Well, you did Channel One, but were you always sort of thinking you were going to do music still? Or was comedy, did that kind of seal the deal? I think they're both the same in many ways. Yeah, they're both improv, basically. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Jazz and comedy. But you made your life doing comedy. At some point, you had to decide. You know, one doesn't make a decision. Oh, no? One is simply the funniest man in the world. That's what I'm thinking, actually, in the back of my head. I am the funniest. That's what I'm thinking. Actually, in the back of my head.
Starting point is 00:27:08 I am the funniest. That's good. And I think that that manifested for a while. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks for the for a while. Yeah, I wanted to add that on just so you can take it personally and maybe snap at me a little. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:27:19 What the hell? Fuck it. But when did, you know, I saw Lorne Michaelsels the other night i'm not bragging but i saw him oh why did you see him he was at a a small gathering i was at oh here yeah surprised me yeah because i you know i don't have a relationship with him really other than yeah yeah other than i didn't get the show and uh and i interviewed him for a couple hours. Oh, you did? I did, yeah. What did he say? Well, he, you know, I had an experience with him in my audition that I'd read into, and he said that I was wrong, and it had nothing to do with what I thought, and it made me feel
Starting point is 00:27:55 better. Oh, good. That was the extent of it. We've been, God, friends forever. Yeah. And we still communicate. Up and down, here and there? Well, not really down. Uh-huh. No. No, I mean, we know each other so well. How did that first, like, how did that all come together at the beginning with him? Well, as I mentioned, I was in a line.
Starting point is 00:28:20 I didn't mention this to you. Therefore, I won't. Thank you. Tonight. That's it. Thank you for coming. Okay. Yeah. therefore I won't thank you what tonight that's it thank you for coming okay yeah we were in a line to see
Starting point is 00:28:28 Monty Python's Holy Grail midnight showing in LA yeah he was just behind me in the line we had not met
Starting point is 00:28:36 yeah he said that he was putting a show together yeah and liked to talk to me about doing it and
Starting point is 00:28:43 he offered me a job. I went over to the, what's the hotel? Chateau Marmont? The Chateau, where he was staying. Yeah. And he offered me this job. And, you know, at that time, I said, well, you know, I'm just about to start a play.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Yeah. With an awful actor. I didn't know what I was doing, really, but after one day with this guy. With Lorne? Or with the actor? With the actor. Very gay and very
Starting point is 00:29:17 well-known, but not a good actor. I mean, it was kind of, you know, I called Lorne from a pay phone. Yeah. I said, is that offer so good? He said, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:29 And I flew to the city. You quit the play? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we didn't get very far. No. That was it? Oh, so you had a run and you split?
Starting point is 00:29:39 I don't think we even had one run. It was just bad. Yeah. How long did you write for the Smothers Brothers? Oh, I don't know. A year or two. Were you there with Steve Martin? No, Steve was there earlier.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah. I believe, or later, I don't know. How'd you get that gig? Well, let me think. Oh, they offered me the gig. Yeah. I think I was in some room where they were being interviewed. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:12 It was probably from the Lampoon thing, right? They knew you? Could be. Yeah. Why do you say that? I'm just wondering how they knew you. I'm wondering how you knew me. I know you from Saturday Night Live.
Starting point is 00:30:22 After that, I kind of lost touch. Oh, there you are. Well, let me think. Oh, I know. Yeah. I was writing for them. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:35 That's how you met them? Jump ahead. Yeah, and then I said, hey, who are you guys? And they said, anyway, I was writing. Yeah. And I was on one of their first shows doing something in the background, but it was funny stuff. Who was around back then?
Starting point is 00:30:55 I talked to Gary Mule Deer recently. Do you remember that guy at all? Gary Mule Deer? He was a comedian and also a musician, kind of a wild guy. He was Steve Martin's roommate in the early 70s, but he was kind of around. Yeah. Who was around at the Smothers Brothers? Was it a good experience?
Starting point is 00:31:09 Did it teach you something? Which question would you like me to answer? Anyone that you remember the answer to. Was it a good experience? Did they teach you something? There you go. Yeah, all of those. All of them are good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Who was around? Well, they were. Yeah. I mean, they were big. Yeah. And I was a good writer, and so I wrote stuff. Yeah. And as I said, I did something funny.
Starting point is 00:31:34 But somehow that led to, oh, the whole experience with SNL. Yeah. I don't remember exactly how. Yeah, yeah. I just know that Lauren knew who I was. Right. And so you took the gig and you flew to New York
Starting point is 00:31:48 and now you're in the mix. That was it. Yeah. Then we, let's see, Michael O'Donoghue, I think his first, the person he hired
Starting point is 00:31:57 was Gilda. Yeah. Maybe Danny, anybody from Canada because Lauren's Canadian. Sure. And then Michael O'Donoghue and me, both Lampoon guys.
Starting point is 00:32:09 O'Donohue is a- Brilliant. Incredible guy, right? Brilliant. Yeah. Hilariously funny. I mean, hateful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:18 In the best sense. You know, he never, he never, he never, well, never mind. Never pulled back? No, he didn, he never, well, never mind. Never pulled back? No, he didn't hold back in any way. Yeah. But, and he was a wonderful writer. Yeah. He was very, what's the word?
Starting point is 00:32:38 You know how you, he'd like, he had a board. We all had cork boards in our office. Yeah. And he put up ideas, but very carefully. What's that word I'm looking for that he was very, you know, anyway. I'd go in there when he wasn't there and just move the words about a half inch or an inch to the right. And he would notice it. He never knew how that happened
Starting point is 00:33:05 or had he done it. Yeah. But he was sure it was only three inches from the edge and suddenly it's four inches. Because he wrote some of the darkest ones, right?
Starting point is 00:33:15 Absolutely. And I don't know, he died pretty young, huh? I think he was 57. Oh. Yeah, but not, he had a brain hemorrhage of some kind. And Franken was there. He was pretty funny. Franken and Davis. Oh. Yeah, but... He had a brain hemorrhage of some kind.
Starting point is 00:33:25 And Franken was there. He was pretty funny. Franken and Davis. Yeah, yeah. They were a couple. They were pretty good. Yeah. I used some of their stuff
Starting point is 00:33:34 for Weekend Update. Yeah. Michael wrote some great Weekend Updates. I'm trying to remember, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what was the vibe?
Starting point is 00:33:42 It was just sort of like... Oh, I know one. Yeah. I wonder if it was Michael Enby who was... The Postal Service has issued a new stamp commemorating prostitution in America. It's a 10-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it's a quarter. I got big laughs. I sort of moved on from there.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Great joke. It was a good joke, yeah. It was a great joke. But it's the delivery that counts. It was all in the delivery, Chevy. That's what made it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:19 He boasted. Yes. He boasted of his own work. Yeah. Did you feel like when that thing was blowing up? I mean, did you know that it was becoming this, you know, cultural fucking, you know, machine? Like, I don't even know what you. Yeah, I think I did. I mean, I was there one year. I know. It's crazy, but you're so memorable. I used to do the, I used to go to school after on Monday and do the falling thing because I was such a fan. And do falling? Yeah, do the
Starting point is 00:34:48 falling because you would come out and fall and I thought it was the funniest thing I ever saw. So I would set up chairs and shit at school. I was a great faller. Yeah, professional. From soccer. Is that where you learned it? Yeah, I mean, that's where you have to flop and stuff, you know, make sure that you get a shot. But I just
Starting point is 00:35:04 remember we all looked forward to it. We were ready, and then when you hurt yourself, we were all wondering if that would be the end of the fall. I know. Yeah, what, did you break your leg or something? No. You didn't? That's it.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Sorry. Good night. No. Because I remember I hurt my, oh, I know what it was. Danny and I were doing a debate. He was doing Nixon and I was doing Ford, I believe. And at the end of the debate, of course, I had a lectern and I just fell over onto the lectern. But it wasn't hollow
Starting point is 00:35:43 enough. The prop guy had forgotten to move a board. It wasn't a breakaway. No. Yeah. So the board was there, and I hit it with my gads. Yeah. And that was it.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I was in the hospital for more than a week. Oh, my God. Because I remember when you came back, didn't you come out on crutches and then do a fall? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you had a cast on, and everyone was like, oh, my God. I think so, probably. Yeah. I do a fall? Probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you had a cast on and everyone was like, oh my God. I think so probably. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:36:08 Chevy's in trouble. Yeah, but you pulled out. Yeah, it was a lot of horseshit. So who were you closest to on set? When?
Starting point is 00:36:15 During SNL. Me? Yeah. Like who'd you hang with mostly? Oh, Jane Curtin. I lied. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah, yeah, I don't Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like recently she didn't have the best thing to say about that whole experience. Oh, she didn't? Yeah, that's what I heard. Oh. Not too bad, but it was a little whatever.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Well, maybe she was an easy mark for the rest of us or something. I don't know. I thought she was funny. I did, too. I mean, you guys had a good thing going. I thought everybody was on that. Yeah. You know, I obviously dominated. And I think that honestly, I was quite funny,
Starting point is 00:36:57 but also, you know, tall and handsome. Yeah. That look. Yeah. Which I think audiences liked. Yeah. I wasn't aware of it that much, but in retrospect, I can see, you know, when I look back at it, some of the play, some of the things.
Starting point is 00:37:11 So it was an obvious choice for people, you know, than Chevy Chase. Sure. And the catchy name. Yeah, the catchy name. And the catchy name. Yeah. The catchy name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase. Yeah. That's not nothing. No, it's not nothing. It's good. Yeah. I got your name. Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase. Yeah. That's not nothing. No, it's not nothing. In fact, it's good. Yeah. But you felt like you were the star of that show.
Starting point is 00:37:31 So when you- I didn't say I felt like I was the star. You did. Well, I mean, what you said was- I was clearly the star. Dominating. I was the star, yeah. I didn't just feel like it.
Starting point is 00:37:43 I was. Yeah. And how'd you get along with John? Good? Yeah. I didn't just feel like it. I was. And how'd you get along with John? Good? Yeah. I mean, you know, Michael and I fought to get John. Lauren said no. Oh, Donahue and you?
Starting point is 00:37:56 Yeah. Because Lauren said no because John had said to Lauren, I don't do TV, which is about the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard in my life. Yeah. I don't do TV. Are you kidding? What do fucking thing I ever heard in my life. Yeah. I don't do TV. Are you kidding? What do you do? TV is how people see you, you know? Yeah. So we finally convinced Lauren to invite John on, and he came on.
Starting point is 00:38:17 The thing about John was when we did this thing, Lemmings, off-Broadway, he was clearly the star of that show. We had gotten him in, Chris Cass and myself and others, and Tony Hendra, I guess. And he was the announcer on Woodstock. We did the Woodchuck Festival of Peace, Love, and Death. Yeah. And did impressions of those bands. Yeah, Cocker. He did Cocker, right? Yeah, he did Cocker. Yeah, yeah. And did impressions of those bands. Yeah, Cocker. He did Cocker, right?
Starting point is 00:38:47 Yeah, he did Cocker. Yeah. And Chris did incredible. Dylan and Taylor. Yeah, yeah, James Taylor. Great one. Great impression. I just did a song that was similar to, oh, fuck, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:39:10 A Big Deal, Denver, John Denver. Yeah, that kind of song. Sunshine on My Shoulder. I'm stuck in this old city now. We're living ain't no fun. We're stealing glass and concrete. Cancel out the wind and sun. And I think it just were terrible words.
Starting point is 00:39:28 And, you know, it was just, Oh, Colorado's calling me. As soon as you hit Oh, Colorado's calling me, the place went wild. They just were sick of hearing about Colorado from John Denver. And that was the point of the song, really. It was just, oh, God, here we go again. With Colorado.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Yeah. So you got John on. You rallied. You got John. You got John on the show. Excuse me. Yeah. Let me just take a drink of this.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Mmm. Man, that is. It's so funny how deep you are in my brain. I was totally expecting you to dribble it all over your shirt on purpose. I did. I would, but my wife's here. Telling you not to dribble? No dribbling, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:40:14 Don't want you to be misinterpreted? No. Yeah. And since we're not live on camera... You can just say you didn't. It happened. Just look at that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:24 So, after that first season, you don't mind It happened. I just look at them. Yeah, yeah. So after that first season, you don't mind going over this because this is what we're doing. No, but I got to go. It's great talking to you. Thanks for coming by.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Thanks for having me. Are you going to be okay? I'll take care. What's the question? Do you have any? Questions? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Yeah. How did you get this job? You're in my house. It was easy. I just walked to work. After, I'm going to walk over to the house next door. This is the garage. Yeah. Yeah, how did you get this job? You're in my house. It was easy. I just walked to work. After, I'm going to walk over to the house next door. This is the garage.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Yeah. This is like Bill Maher. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, he does it in some house. I was the original. Today is 14 years. Yeah? 14 years of this show.
Starting point is 00:40:58 I did Bill Maher. How was that for you? It was fine. You know, he's- Did he let you talk? Yes. Well, that's good but he did like to do his own comedy
Starting point is 00:41:07 a little bit. Did he impose any political ideas into you and put you on the spot? Not really. I'm already way ahead of that. Oh, are you? Yeah. So, it couldn't be as fun as this, though. No, this is much more fun. I would say so, because I'm the
Starting point is 00:41:24 best. I'm the best at this. You are, man. Take your hand off that. I'm the best i'm the best man take your hand off that i'm the best at that i can't because it'll drift away i'll say so uh so when you uh when you left snl was that uh because you knew you were going to be a movie star uh no there was a girl i I had a huge crush on. And she said come to L.A.? She wouldn't come to New York. So I think I'd lived with her for about a year out there. Yeah, out here. California.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Before SNL? Yeah. Uh-huh. And I somehow promised her that I'd leave after one year and come to her and all this shit. Oh, wow. Which is the worst choice in the world. I can't. That's sort of amazing.
Starting point is 00:42:14 It is. And Lauren wasn't happy about that. Nobody was really happy because I did become very famous on that show. So I was sort of the, you know. The anchor? That kind of thing. Yeah. And the weekend update and all that.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Yeah. So. But you told Lorne I was going to go live with this girl? Yeah, yeah. How old were you? I married her too. Oh, you married her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Well, you kind of had to. I had to. I poured her. You gave up a big opportunity to stay on the show, so you had to make it good. Oh, God. It was the worst thing. Because then, you know, we spent battle time sort of together. Yeah. It didn't last more than, I don't know, nine months or something.
Starting point is 00:42:55 The marriage? Yeah. Yeah. So, but how do you land on your feet with the movies? I mean, you know, it turned out okay. Yeah, it turned out okay. And, you know, come to think of the movies, let me think. What was my first movie?
Starting point is 00:43:09 After Groove Tube, it was Tunnel Vision, Foul Play. Foul Play with Goldie, that was good. Yeah, she's great. You guys were good together. That was, yes. Yeah. I loved her, and she's a terrific girl. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Still good. So funny together. How did that happen, foul play? I don't remember. You don't? Did you have good agents, good managers after SNL? I suppose I did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I think I was with CAA at the time or something like that. And then I remember, I'll tell you, I still remember that beat in Seems Like Old Times where they come to your cabin and you said, oh, no, you don't understand, I'm blind. Oh, yeah. Okay. Nice one.
Starting point is 00:43:49 It's a good one. I liked being under the bed, too, with my hand. And who was it, Chuck? Grodin. Yeah. His foot on my hand. Yeah, yeah. And they had devoted an entire shot to my hand on his foot.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah. Me trying to point to it. Yeah, yeah. You know. Yeah, it was funny. That kind of physical stuff I love. Grodin was funny, right? Yes, Charles.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Charles was very funny. So do you still look back at the SNL decision as being a bad decision or no? Yeah, I do. Because in retrospect, I wish I had stayed for five years like everybody else. I mean, it was the most fun. Yeah. By far. What do you think would have been different had you done that?
Starting point is 00:44:32 I don't know. I don't know. There's no way to know. You just missed the time of being there. I missed the guys, the girls. It's not that I watched it and thought, oh, geez, that's the best thing in the world, but it was the most fun, no question, for me.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah. And it became very huge. Yeah. And, I mean, as it is today. Sure. So it's all Lauren. Yeah. He's the man who put it together and stayed with it.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Been walking around those halls 50 years ago. 50 years. And Lauren's still there. And looks exactly the same and says the same things. Yeah. Well, that's what struck me when I interviewed him is that he's really a guy that goes to work every day. Yeah. And walks around those halls for 50 years, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I know. I know. It's odd to me in a day. Yeah. And he walks around those halls for 50 years, dude. I know. I know. It's odd to me in a way. Yeah. But I am a New Yorker and, you know, I was happy getting out of the city. He was happy getting in, I guess.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I don't know how to read it. Yeah. Did I hear, like, something in my brain tells me that I heard that you used to... You have a brain? I do, yeah. Sometimes it's working.
Starting point is 00:45:42 I feel like it's kind of on top of it today. I'm navigating, you know, rough waters with Mr. Chase here. Go. Did you used to play poker with Johnny Carson? Yes. Yeah. That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Yeah. We had a very funny, it was at a fellow named Dan Melnick. Yeah. His apartment. I used to work for him before. Doing what? Well, there was the Dave, what show? Dave, huge star on television.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Letterman? Daytime. Oh. Before that, way before that. Dave? Big Dave on TV during the day? I don't know who that was. Oh, you do.
Starting point is 00:46:26 I do? Yeah. Jay, who was it? Would you look it up, sweetie? Yeah. During the day, Dave, not Letterman, it was... She's so beautiful. Oh, that's sweet.
Starting point is 00:46:39 We've been together for... Long time. 43 years. Yeah, I see your daughter quite frequently. Thank you. At the comedy store. Somebody has to. Yeah, she's there playing piano.
Starting point is 00:46:49 I know, I love her. Yeah. You came by one night and you went on stage. I might have, yeah. Yeah, and talked about some stuff. Maybe, yeah. Yeah. Is that something you want to do now?
Starting point is 00:46:59 No, I have to leave now. No, again? Yeah, I'll be back. I'm back. Oh, good. We missed you. So who else is at the table at Carson's Yeah, I'll be back. I'm back. Oh, good. We missed you. So who else was at the table at Carson's house? I want to know.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Dan Melnick from The Dave Show. No, now you're hurting my... Oh, we'll be all right. No, look at my ass. I'm sorry, buddy. Barry Diller. Huh? Barry Diller.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Oh, Barry Diller. Wow, power table. Yeah, it was. Very funny table. Johnny, I sat right next to Johnny. Oh, Steve Martin. Yeah. So Steve was on my right, Johnny on my left.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Oh, yeah. And the whole time Johnny played, everybody else, you know, they look at their cards. Yeah. Playing Texas Hold'em, I think. Sure. playing Texas Hold'em, I think. Sure. And the whole time he'd be going, and I went to one of the,
Starting point is 00:47:50 Johnny, yeah, you're mumbling again. He just did it? Yeah. And he did not really know. It was just part of his thing. The poor guy had been on TV for, what, 100 years? At least. With these guests.
Starting point is 00:48:12 No wonder he's mumbling to himself. He's some of the worst guests in history. Everybody. Yeah. You're going to hit a few bad ones. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, who talked you into doing a talk show?
Starting point is 00:48:24 What talk show? I'm sorry. Did I? Oh, is that whole chunk is gone? Oh, that thing. Oh, oh, oh. You conveniently forgot that period? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Who talked me into doing a talk show? Yeah. Some agent. I don't know. Yeah. And did you? I loved the idea. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Because I'd seen David. Sure. A Letterman. I was so bad. So I Because I'd seen David. Sure. A letterman. I was so bad. I didn't really know what to do. I couldn't understand how they asked the questions they did. So I didn't have a chart in front of me of what to ask. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:57 So I'd say, how are you? Like Bob De Niro was my first guest. Bob De Niro, the guy who doesn't talk? Yeah. He didn't talk then. He loves me. He talks more now. He didn't talk then. He loves me. He talks more now. I love him.
Starting point is 00:49:07 No, he's great. Yeah, he's great. A wonderful man. But he didn't used to talk much on talk shows. He didn't like doing them. No, but he liked me. Yeah. So he was my first guest.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Yeah. I remember his answers were somewhat, you know. Yeah. You're just quick. Like, yes. No. Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:23 I don't know. That kind of stuff. Well, Bob, I'm so glad you came on. I mean, no. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. That kind of stuff. Well, Bob, I'm so glad you came on. I mean, Robert. Yeah. So glad you came on the show. What have you been up to? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:32 No, nothing. That's great. Well, that's it. I don't have any more questions. Yeah. Can we go to a commercial? Yeah, yeah. So, but that was something you knew that you, like, did you know going in that you were going to have a hard time?
Starting point is 00:49:49 I didn't know. Or did it just reveal itself? I just thought I'd be the best. Yeah. I was as bad as it can be. Because I didn't know what, I had no idea what to do. I didn't ask anybody. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:01 All these other guys, like David and what's his name? Yeah. All these other guys, like David and what's his name? Yeah. You know, they had right in front of them all the questions, all the statements, everything written. Yeah. Not me. I was going to wing it. Yeah. And I bet you fought for that. Oh, I don't remember. Yeah, like, I don't need
Starting point is 00:50:19 cards. I don't need that. Yeah, I'm just going to talk to these people. That's right. Oh, boy. Isn't that awful? Would you like something to drink? Yeah, please. No, I'm fine going to talk to these people. That's right. Oh, boy. Isn't that awful? Would you like something to drink? Yeah, please. No, I'm fine. I'm not talking to you. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:50:29 I'm sorry. I thought we were improvising. No, wait. Let me see. Have a drink, yeah. Liquid death. It's just water. Oh, sure.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I get it. Sure. Yeah. So that didn't work out. Were you mad about it? I don't think I was mad. You just felt bad? I don't think I was mad. You just felt bad? I don't think I felt bad.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Yeah. I just wanted out. You were done? Yeah, I got it. This is not my genre. Yeah. You were in the hard way in front of people. If I really wanted to talk, it wouldn't be on TV.
Starting point is 00:51:04 It would be just in my living room or something or you could just do this you want to co-host with me next week and just come by every week absolutely and we'll have the celebrities in and i'll be here that would be funny yeah get laurie and yeah sure she's been on oh good yeah uh she's been on who else from that acroids been on danny yep he's the best he is the best. He is the best, right? He is my dearest friend. I love him dearly. Maybe the funniest guy I can think of, really.
Starting point is 00:51:33 And like, what are like... Well, he and Christopher Guest, both, I mean, hilarious people. Totally. Yeah. And like, his brain goes a mile a minute. I think we got into, well, what's this thing? Is it UFOs? What are we talking about?
Starting point is 00:51:44 Oh, that's it. That's it. Right there. Yeah. Well, you know, on Planet of the Corkman, you know, just endless. Yeah. And he believes it. That's the funny part.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Yeah. Well, you know, you got to believe in something, I guess. We're not all here because of that. He was selling vodka, too. He's got vodka. Oh, that's right. He's selling vodka. I don't think he drinks it. He had a vodka racket going for a while. It's huge. But it's vodka, too. He's got a vodka. Oh, that's right. He's selling vodka. I don't think he drinks it.
Starting point is 00:52:05 He had a vodka racket going for a while. It's huge. But it's huge, though. I think it made him very rich. Yeah, I think it's. Well, the. Maybe it still is. House of Blues, too, right?
Starting point is 00:52:14 He did. Oh, yeah. Blues Brothers. Sure. And then he's part of the club. He and John. It was horrible when John died. That's terrible.
Starting point is 00:52:22 To Dan, you know, obviously, and to me. Horrible. Boy, That was terrible. To Dan, you know, obviously, and to me. Horrible. Boy, I was home. Yeah. Janie was there. Yeah. Door knock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:35 And we were living in a closed off area. Yeah. And it was like 11 or 12 reporters at the door. And one said, what do you think about John Belushi's death? And I didn't know. That's how you found out? So that's how I found out.
Starting point is 00:52:52 That night? That morning. Oh, my God. Yeah. And you were out here? No, I was in Texas. Yes, I was out here. That could have been New York.
Starting point is 00:53:01 No, no. I can't tell. We won't discuss it. Yeah, okay. But, yeah, it was devastating. I remember no. I can't talk. We won't discuss it. Yeah, okay. But, yeah, it was devastating. I remember it. I was in college. I was level. What didn't surprise me, quite frankly, he had
Starting point is 00:53:11 been doing what is it called? When you combine coke and... Speedballs. Speedballs. Yeah. And, you know, Janie and I do it once in a while. Sure. Occasionally, though. You don't have a problem.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Yeah. Anyway, yeah, he'd been doing the worst possible thing. And, you know, we just add a little more smack. Yeah, sure, sure. And it's even better. And then, bam, good dad. But everyone seemed to know it was happening.
Starting point is 00:53:48 I think so. And no one could stop him. I believe that Robin was there and Bob earlier in the evening, yeah. Bob De Niro. De Niro, they were there earlier in the evening and probably partaking in some fashion because it wasn't unusual to do a little blow. But I think
Starting point is 00:54:03 once the needles came out. I know, it wasn't unusual, but I don't think they were real. Well, I don't know about Robin, but I know Bob is not a big blowhead. Yeah. Well, I mean, it was a round, but I think it just got dark, you know, and they split. That was dark. That was it for everybody.
Starting point is 00:54:20 I mean, it was just hideous. Yeah. A poor guy. What about you? You never, what were your struggles with the booze and stuff? I had none. Okay, good. That's what I heard.
Starting point is 00:54:30 I'm glad you asked that. I want to straighten that out. I was very, very boozed up for, what, 40 years? Okay, that's your answer. Boozed up. But you got, you cleaned up. Well, so did you. I did.
Starting point is 00:54:50 24 years. Well, I got longer than you, buddy. You do? Oh, yeah. 40. No. Ask Janie. 40 years with no booze?
Starting point is 00:54:59 Yeah. She stopped me smoking and drinking. That doesn't look like a yes. A few years. A few years, I think she said. She's so full of it. I just met her. But you love her.
Starting point is 00:55:16 That's what's important. I love her deeply. It's interesting to have just met somebody and have several children just appear. All right, so let's go back. Now we're getting places. Oh, I see. That's the kind of person you are. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:29 Let me, do you know Jim Gaffigan, the comic? Funny guy. And he was talking, we were talking about comedy, we were talking about stars and about this idea that some people, the way he put it, he said, some people touch the sun and they never quite come back from that whatever that means exactly what it means is that you know the level of you know you were the biggest star in the world for a while and like how did that fuck with your head ultimately
Starting point is 00:56:02 you know coming you know in the arc of it? You know what? It didn't. It didn't? What do you think the biggest movies were? It was the vacation movie, right? You think that the first vacation, or Fletch. Yeah, but by then I had done, I think, four vacations.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Already? You'd done Caddyshack in 80. Oh, yeah. And then in 83, you did Vacation. Yeah. And then Fletch was in 85. Okay. And you did that weird movie with Friedkin. Deal of the Century, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Was it you and Gregory Hines? Yes. Right. How was that experience? Oh. You know, I mean, Bill Friedkin, he directed Exorcist. Sure, and The French Connection. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Yeah. So, brilliant director, but not particularly happy guy. Yeah. And comedy not necessarily his forte? No, not at all. And I mean, I'll make that decision. That's the kind of thing Bill would say. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:04 But we were close. And I thought he was a brilliant director, but I didn't think the movie was very good, frankly. I don't think anybody had a great experience. No. Sigourney didn't, that's for sure. Yeah, not happy. No.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I talked to her, too. He scared her. Oh, yeah? He's an intense guy. Yeah. But you're intense. Some her, too. No, he scared her. Oh, yeah? He's an intense guy. Yeah. But you're intense. Somewhat. Yeah. He doesn't fuck with me. And what about hosting the Academy Awards twice?
Starting point is 00:57:34 I didn't realize that until I read it. I kind of remember it, though. Oh, that was great. Do you remember it? Yeah, somewhat. Yeah? Good times? Sure. What could be funnier?
Starting point is 00:57:42 What could be more fun than hosting the Academy Awards? I remember the first one. Actually, I did it with Pryor, too. So Richard, man. Richard Pryor. But the first one I came out, first thing I said was, settle down, Jack. Jack was always up front. And it's just, it's the worst thing to do because poor jack was on camera immediately yeah he was doing what yeah what i do with his glasses yeah yeah but um then uh richard came out yeah the second time we did it and said uh this was his opening no black man has ever won anything. Isn't that brilliant?
Starting point is 00:58:25 It is brilliant. Anything. Not an Oscar, not an Emmy, not anything. Yeah. Just wonderful. Yeah, he was great. I loved him. Was he on the first season of SNL?
Starting point is 00:58:38 Yes. Yes, he was. So that was the first time you met him? Yeah. Yeah. He's pretty. Very funny. So funny, right?
Starting point is 00:58:45 Live wire. He did this bit where he showed the difference between white people and black people. That's right. You did that thing with the word association. Oh, that I wrote for us, yeah. Yeah, that was. But he did another thing, which was where he's just walking along, and he says, this is white people when there's a snake.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Yeah. And he went, ah, da, da, da. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he says, and this white people when there's a snake. And he went, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he says, and this is black people. Snake. Yeah. Snake. Snake.
Starting point is 00:59:12 But, yeah, the word association, that was a lot of fun, and that was big. Yeah. Big time. It was huge. We went for everything. I went for all of it. Yeah, yeah. And he was game, and he did it.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dead honky. Dead honky. Right, right. It was funny game, and he did it. Oh, yeah. Dead honky. Dead honky. Right, right. It was funny, man. Right. Yeah, did you hang out with him at all out here?
Starting point is 00:59:30 A little bit. Yeah? Yeah. I loved him. I thought he was great. Yeah. He was somebody I looked up to. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Yeah, for sure. And what about Steve Martin? You hang out with him? Yeah. Yeah. A lot. So, well, Steve and Marty, we made three amigos together. How fun was that? Great. Great. Yeah? Yeah, a lot. So, well, Steve and Marty, we made Three Amigos together. How fun was that?
Starting point is 00:59:47 Great, great. Yeah? Yeah, I loved those two, and very, very funny guys. They're doing whatever they're doing now. I haven't watched it maybe once or so, but they're having very big success. Yeah, well, you know, they're funny. I miss them. I mean, I wish I were doing it with them. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:04 But they're good. They're great. Did you go I wish I were doing it with them. Yeah. But, um, they're good. They're great. Did you go over there and tell them to just let you on? No. Yeah, that's great. I want on, I want in.
Starting point is 01:00:14 No, no, no, no. But that movie, I think the funny thing about the, the three is you like, you show,
Starting point is 01:00:22 you have, you each have a very sort of defined style. So the comedy between you, it almost kind of writes itself, right? Yeah. I mean, was there... I was very physical. And I wrote part of the movie
Starting point is 01:00:35 here and there. I think that I had something to do with the singing bush and the invisible swordsman. Yeah. But where they discovered them, the invisible bush, I mean,
Starting point is 01:00:47 the singing bush, which is brilliant because it was Randy, oh, you know, the great musician. Newman. Randy.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Yeah, Newman. Who wrote the music for it and then sang it. Yeah. And it just went on and on and on. Oh, hallelujah.
Starting point is 01:01:02 And we said, Daisy, Daisy. You know, just endless. And we said, Daisy, Daisy. You know, just endless. It just didn't stop. So what a great idea. A singing bush that never stops singing.
Starting point is 01:01:14 What are you going to do, burn it? Yeah. And then the Invisible Swordsman, where Marty reaches down and takes its pulse. Yeah, yeah. But there's nothing there. It's just like that. Yeah, yeah. It's wonderful.
Starting point is 01:01:24 Yeah. And I'm in the background doing physical. I'm on a horse. Yeah, yeah. But there's nothing there. It's just like that. Yeah, yeah. It's wonderful. Yeah. And I'm in the background doing physical. I'm on a horse holding their horses. Mm-hmm. And so I don't know if anybody noticed mine. Yeah. But I had their horses and I'm on my horse. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:37 And I get off my horse and onto Steve's horse. Mm-hmm. But now I'm backwards. Yeah. And I'm just like this. It's all in the background, but it's a beautiful physical joke. It's funny, yeah. Yeah, I loved it.
Starting point is 01:01:49 You had the good physical timing. What? Getting on to, how many vacation movies? Your wife told me that the Christmas vacation is still a big deal. I think it is. Yeah, it's become a seasonal favorite. deal. I think it is. Yeah. It's become a seasonal favorite. Could be.
Starting point is 01:02:08 People enjoy it. Yeah. I mean, it looks like you've made like 100 movies, Chevy. I don't know. Probably 50 or something. Yeah. I don't remember any more than six of them. Really?
Starting point is 01:02:19 Yeah. Which ones? Which are your favorites? Vacation, Caddyshack. Yeah. It seems like old times. Spies Like Us. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:29 Fletch. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, Christmas Vacation. Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack. Good times with Rodney? No. No, he was, well, let me tell you this.
Starting point is 01:02:43 Yeah. He's dead now, so I can say anything everyone's almost dead yeah anyway yeah he said that made me feel great
Starting point is 01:02:51 yeah I just wanted that's all I'm trying to do here okay yeah but where I the first time the first shot
Starting point is 01:02:58 in that movie yeah what's the movie Caddyshack with Caddyshack yeah was me and Rodney on and on Michael O'Keefe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Anyway, it's on the T. So it's the last shot of the movie. I mean, on the green. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, after the shot, Rodney gets in my golf cart. I'm driving him back to the, remember, this is the first opening of the movie. And he says, so where's all the little boys? Where's the blowjobs?
Starting point is 01:03:37 I swear to God. It was the most, I thought it was hilarious on the one hand. On the other hand, a little suspicious. I didn't know how to take it. I'm sure he's just making a joke. I don't think so. I think so. Well, look, let's think about it.
Starting point is 01:03:54 How could he come up with little boys? He's hideous. But it's like Michael O'Donoghue. It's like you say something to shock somebody. I guess it could be. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. He was pretty odd.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Well, it's funny because later on, everybody was taking Coke on a, you know, a little bit. Yeah, sure. No big deal, but. And smoking pot. Just enough. Yeah, everybody was sort of high. Yeah. And I got a knock on my door when I was in bed. Yeah. And, um, I got a knock on my door
Starting point is 01:04:25 when I was in bed. Yeah. And I said, yeah, yeah, come on in. Yeah. And,
Starting point is 01:04:31 uh, my door's never locked in. Yeah. It's Bill and Brian. Yeah, the Murrays. Yeah. Hey Jeff,
Starting point is 01:04:37 you want a Coke? Yeah. Um, no, no. But, try next door. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:04:44 yeah. Rodney's. I got Rodney's door. Come in, you know, no. But try next door. Yeah, yeah. Rodney's. They got a Rodney's store. Come in, you know, whatever. Yeah. They go in. Rodney, you got any Coke? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:56 Got any pot? Yeah. Oh, yeah. See that bag right there? And literally it's a paper bag right in front of them. Take it and enjoy. Yeah. Take it. Enjoy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:06 Oh, geez. Oh, it's like filled with pot. Coke and pot? Well, pot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they take the bag, and they, I think, go down to the sort of entryway or whatever in the dorm. Open it up, and it's all seeds. Here's Rodney's joke.
Starting point is 01:05:23 Yeah. Very funny joke. How are you and uh Murray you all right really yeah yeah how's he doing all right I don't know yeah it's hard to know he's a different type yeah um so you know my life is really my my wife and my kids and I mean be, we were just talking about this. Yeah. And love for 40 some years. Sure, sure. It's a big deal.
Starting point is 01:05:51 It is. And it's so lucky. Yeah. But that's us. And so we really enjoy our lives. And our children are great. So, you know, that, I know it seems silly for like a big star, this and that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:02 But it's not like I enjoy going on cruises and acting. You know, this is my life. I love it. But is this something you had to come to or you always felt that way? No, no, I think we've always. Yeah, I don't know that I ever wanted anything more in life than what I have.
Starting point is 01:06:19 Yeah. I'd like more money. Yeah. What am I getting for this? Well, I'd say how much I got. Okay. I probably got a few 20s. You have three?
Starting point is 01:06:30 Yeah. Good enough. I can do 60. That's good enough. You need gas money? Janie, how much gas money do you need? But it seems like outside of doing all the movies, you know, like when you got Community,
Starting point is 01:06:41 that was a big deal, right? Oh. I mean, that's 2009. Yeah, I kind of forget about that. They wanted Chevy Chase. Right, they wanted me. So I said, okay. That's a talented bunch of people.
Starting point is 01:06:54 Yeah, yeah. I honestly felt the show wasn't funny enough for me, ultimately. Was it because it was a different kind of show or you just saw it in general? Well, I felt a little bit constrained a bit. Yeah. Everybody had their bits and stuff, and I thought they were all good, but it just wasn't hard-hitting enough for me. You didn't love the character?
Starting point is 01:07:22 I didn't mind the character. Yeah. You didn't love the character? I didn't mind the character. I just felt happier being alone, in a sense. I just didn't want to be surrounded by that table every day with those people. It was too much. Harmon's intense.
Starting point is 01:07:45 Dan Harmon. Yes. Yeah, that's intense. Dan Harmon. Yes. Yeah, that's right. I've talked to him. He was, yeah. But you guys are okay now. I don't know. I haven't seen him since then.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Yeah. I have no idea if we're okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never been not okay. Yeah. He's kind of a pisser. Yeah. He was angry. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:01 Yeah, he called and said he was sorry. Yeah. I love him now. What does he do? Let me ask you. Is he still doing this stuff? Yeah, he does things. You know, he's possessed with something.
Starting point is 01:08:14 I don't know. But let me ask you. Well, put. With, you know, in retrospect, I think we've had, you know, and we're having a nice conversation. But how do you, when you look back, how do you contextualize, no, not now. Don't look back now. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 01:08:31 Okay. That, you know, people found you, you know, difficult and angry and intense. I mean. What people? General people. What general people? The people that taught. I don't think people really felt that way.
Starting point is 01:08:44 You don't? That I was what? Like when we did the roast, 2002. You know, I had my experience with that. So you think that in retrospect that, you know, whatever people have. I don't think people knew me on that roast. Yeah. But in general, do you think they knew you?
Starting point is 01:09:02 Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. Or they wouldn't be on it. But I mean, in sort of the... What are you trying to get away with here? What am I trying to get away with? But I mean, sort of like, are you a bad shit... Are you a fuck?
Starting point is 01:09:17 No. Okay, thank you. Next. Are you a fuck? Yes. That's a good one. No, no. Yeah, I mean, obviously, they knew who I was.
Starting point is 01:09:30 I don't know what my reputation was among people. Yeah, yeah. I just always assumed I was okay. Yeah. And you've got, you have friends for years. Yes, I do. So what are you going to do? Have you thought about, like, going out and doing any live performing now?
Starting point is 01:09:48 Absolutely. What do you got in mind? Well, I do it for the last few years. I'm about to go to maybe 12 different cities. Sometimes it's a library or university or whatever. It's usually about 3,000 people. Yeah. We show, we have in the past shown Christmas Vacation.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They come and see that and then I come out. Yeah. And answer questions and stuff. And they love that. Yeah, yeah. And I find it a lot of fun. It's fun, right?
Starting point is 01:10:21 Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever thought about doing one of those shows where you kind of like put together a career arc of clips, you know, and kind of show different pieces like you show them prior? Somebody else can do that. There is a group that did a documentary of, who's the bike bicyclist? Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong. They did that and another one.
Starting point is 01:10:42 They're doing one of me. I haven't started yet, really. That'll be fun. And I'd love to make another picture. Yeah. But I can't come up with any ideas that satisfy me. Yeah. I've written several little things.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Oh, yeah? Like what? Well, it's none of your business. No, come on, pitch me. No. All right. I've forgotten already. But you're still trying to kick around ideas?
Starting point is 01:11:09 Yeah, but I'm that way anyway. I generally like to write every day a little bit. Really? Yeah. That's good. Yeah, I like to watch TV and write. What are you watching? I'm watching mostly, I like to watch Bob Barker.
Starting point is 01:11:26 I think those days are over. Oh, shit. He had a good run, though, Bob. Actually, wasn't it like 40 years or something? He was 99. 50. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Unbelievable. Did you ever meet him? No, I don't think so. That would have been a great team-up, you and Bob Barker. No, not really. It'd be funny. Sure. I'm surprised you didn't satirize Bob Barker.
Starting point is 01:11:54 You are? Okay. Yeah. It would have been funny. That's where I don't stand. So, okay. So, in looking back again, what do you think were your best comedic moments? That's a pretty interviewee question, but I mean, there's got to be some where you're like, that was fucking good.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Like you talked about Three Amigos. That sounded amazing. Yeah. Goldie Hawn. That was great. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't find that so great.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Oh. I mean, I loved her. But you liked her, yeah. Yeah. I thought she was great, but that's not my style, really. Is it still the original SNL, you think? Probably, yeah, yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Yeah. Yeah. I loved that. I think that was, well, obviously, it's more recent and most memorable for me. Yeah. I mean, if I think back, it goes a long way back. Sure.
Starting point is 01:12:47 And I talk about with Ken Shapiro and Groove too. Yeah, yeah. Going from that to, you know, on and on with comedy. Was it fun working
Starting point is 01:12:58 with Beverly D'Angelo? Who's that? Didn't she play your wife in Vacation? Okay. Yeah. Beverly's a beaut. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Good times. Excellent actress. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excellent actress. Yeah. How about voices? You going to do more voices? Good.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Excellent. What do you mean? Voice. Animation stuff. Oh, oh. No, I'll do whatever comes along. Yeah. I'm not, I don't feel
Starting point is 01:13:25 pressured. I don't feel, huh? Pressured. Well, I'm not pressured. Yeah. But I don't even feel the pressure that I need to. Oh, right. I mean, I think that I've made my case. You've done your bit? No.
Starting point is 01:13:42 I'll never stop. But I'm not getting offers right now that are particularly interesting. It's just. Yeah. Different world, huh? I guess. I mean, there's a whole new tribe of comics. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:00 None of whom are funny, but there you are. Yeah. You still got it. Yeah. You still got it. Yeah, I guess I do. I still got it. Well, thanks for coming over. This is heavy, man. It's a slide.
Starting point is 01:14:14 That was given to me by, whose name is on it? It's for playing slide guitar. Let me see. It is? Yeah. Kenya. Ron Hanson. No.
Starting point is 01:14:27 I don't know what that is. It's Ben Harper. Oh, there you are. Yeah, he's very good. He's very good. And you still play music pretty regularly? I do. Okay.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Well, it seems like you're good. It seems like you're well. I am. You know, your health is okay. My health is great. You came through the tunnel. I'm knocking on wood, but I have very good health. Did it get scary for a while?
Starting point is 01:14:49 When? Yeah, well, I know you had some health trouble, but you came out all right. Did it change you? Oh, that's right. My heart failed. Almost. I had a heart failure. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:58 I didn't even notice it, honestly. Really? Yeah. You went to the doctor and he's like, oh. Well, yeah, they put me in the hospital. I still didn't notice it. Oh, so you didn't like, you know. When I came back to home, never noticed it.
Starting point is 01:15:11 But you're okay now? Yeah, I don't notice it. All right. Well, it was an honor talking to you. I enjoyed it. I hope you had a pretty good time. I had a great time. It's really nice to meet you and talk to you.
Starting point is 01:15:22 Okay, man. So, what's your name? Mark Marin. Thank you. Okay, man. So, what's your name? Mark Maron. Thank you. No, thank you. Okay, a little more happened off the mic. That was kind of exciting, but that's between me and Chevy. If you want to hear more of my thoughts on the talk with Chevy, sign up for the full Marin to hear last week's bonus episode.
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Starting point is 01:16:53 by going to the link in the episode description. Maybe you'll get an answer like this. Have you underachieved, overachieved, or achieved exactly what you'd hoped? Huh. That's a good question because I don't know if I see myself as an underachiever in terms of what I've actually accomplished. I do see myself as an underachiever in terms of what I think I should have or could have accomplished, but those don't really count because I've accomplished a lot in the sense that I don't know that I've overachieved,
Starting point is 01:17:22 but I have achieved exactly what I wanted to do. I don't know if it's what I hoped I would do, but I've sort of slowly done most of the things that I was interested in and wanted to do. And the reason I say hoped, because I don't know that my visibility in terms of my ego is as big as I hoped it would be, but I have actually somehow managed to do almost all the things that I set out to do when I got into show business, i.e. having my own show, doing stand-up comedy, directing some episodes of that show, playing music, acting in movies, and, well, obviously this podcast, but that was an outlier. I didn't expect this to happen at all. So I guess I have achieved exactly what I wanted to. I don't know if hoped is a good word, because I'm not sure I have framed it properly most days, that I feel like I could have not done more, but gotten more attention.
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