WTF with Marc Maron Podcast - Episode 802 - Michael Chiklis / Kurt Braunohler & Lauren Cook
Episode Date: April 12, 2017It turns out Michael Chiklis and Marc went to Boston University at the same time, but soon after school Michael got cast as John Belushi in the movie Wired, which almost ended his career on the spot.�...�Michael talks about how he bounced back with The Commish, transformed himself with The Shield, and finally got to engage his passion for music with his debut album Influence. Plus, Kurt Braunohler and Lauren Cook are in the garage to talk about their new podcast Wedlock, with Lauren on the verge of giving birth at any minute. Sign up here for WTF+ to get the full show archives and weekly bonus material! https://plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-marc-maron-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Alright, let's do this.
How are you, what the fuckers?
What the fuck buddies?
What the fucking ears?
What the fucksicles?
What the fuckadelics?
What's happening?
I'm Mark Maron. This is my podcast my podcast wtf you're listening to it i appreciate it do i sound
different i put on a couple pounds can you hear it in my voice i feel like i'm carrying a little
weight in my voice no am i being crazy what's happening today on the show i have michael
chickless you might know him from The Shield or The Commish.
He just put a record out that he's very proud of, his debut rock record, Influence.
You can get that.
But you probably know him.
He's on the Fox show Gotham as well.
That's coming back too.
But Michael Chiklis, his name came up like i have this weird memory of him we went to
college together about a year apart we didn't know each other but we had common friends and i saw him
on stage and i just i just i don't know i i as i get older and not even as i get older my whole
life if i have any sort of strange memory connection with people, I want to reconnect and tell them about it.
And that sometimes is, you know, a lot of times they're like,
no, I don't know what you're talking about,
or I don't remember that at all, and it can be disappointing.
But I connected with Chiklis on a lot of levels.
And he has a great story of perseverance in this fucking town.
But also today, Kurt Braunohler and his wife, Lauren Cook, they come by to chit-chat a bit,
a little bit about this podcast, Wedlock, that they're doing together.
I love Kurt.
And I think this might have been the second time I met Lauren.
I'm not sure.
I think I talked to her about it.
So it's a fully loaded episode today.
But I don't know, man.
Buster got out today.
I don't know where he is.
I don't know where he is.
My kitten, Buster, Buster kitten,
the black cat, black kitten with big ears
and the Abyssinian face is uh is is gone
he broke through the screen while i was at the gym that'll teach me to go to the fucking gym
anyway so buster got out and i don't know if he's coming back i mean he's eight months old
he theoretically he knows where he lives but i don't know he i's coming back. I mean, he's eight months old. Theoretically, he knows where he lives, but I don't know.
I've given him so many options of food, and he kind of likes them.
He doesn't love any of them, but he's such a smart cat.
He's out of his mind, but he would fetch and bring it back.
I was starting to like him.
He had a real personality.
He was a real nut job. And now he's gone.
And I'm upset, but I've been through so many cats one way or the other that there's part of me that
thinks, all right, well, if this is how he wants to live his life, so be it. If it was one of my
oldies, if it was Monkey or La Fonda who are in their retirement and when they get outside and they're, you know,
they're, they're a bit senile and they don't really know quite what to do out there. That
would be much more upsetting to me. I'm upset that Buster's out, but I did get him fixed.
I did feed him well. He's got, you know, he's healthy. He has his shots. He's chipped. He's
got a chip in him. And, you know, so there's a lot of good things and if he chooses to be an outdoor cat
or move in with some uh nice mexican people down the road and that'll be the end of our relationship
maybe he'll stop by i don't know i'll keep you in the loop but uh i'm upset about it i was just
starting to like the guy but he was nuts man fucking lunatic cat And he came from the wild and now he's back in it. And we just have to see,
we just have to see. That's sad. What? I got to change the end to Buster lives now.
Christ. But I don't know. What am I going to do? I wandered around yelling Buster. I looked under
everything. You know, I did what I could do. You know, I love the guy, but I can't fight with him.
If he's going to run away, he's going to run away. Next weekend, April 21st and 22nd, I'll be at the
Aladdin Theater in Portland, Oregon. I added a show on the Saturday, on the 22nd. There may be
some tickets for that. Pabst Theater, Milwaukee, Wisconsin on April 27th. The Orpheum in Madison on April 28th.
I'll be at the Pantages.
Is that how you say it?
Minneapolis on April 29th for two shows.
I'm taping a special there.
Did I mention D.C.?
I'm going to be in D.C. at the Warner Theater on May 13th.
And I'll be at the Miriam Theater in Philly on May 12th, the night before.
A lot of running around to do because I got the Glow Show,
the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
That's premiering on Netflix, I think, on the 23rd of June.
I'm going to do some press for that.
You know, I was talking about, like, I've been listening to a lot of Lee Morgan again.
And I don't know if I mentioned it.
The movie, I believe I mentioned it.
It's called I Called Him Morgan.
It's a documentary.
And I don't know why, but I'm championing Lee Morgan. This is not any sort of paid ad or
anything, but he's really blown my mind. And the movie sort of blew my mind as well. And I guess
it's out now. It's playing in like a dozen cities. I called him Morgan dotcom is where you can go i've just been in touch with the filmmakers and
i like it so kurt braunler and lauren cook are married they've created this new podcast called
wedlock with kurt and lauren it comes out april 20th exclusively on audible channels audible
channels is available on the audible app and free to listen to with Amazon Prime. Kurt's new album, Trust Me, is also now
available from Comedy Central Records. Kurt Bronner is good people. Funny guy, thoughtful guy,
nice guy. And his wife is also very pleasant. It was nice to have them in the garage.
So here's me talking at him and talking to him and talking.
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So, all right. So you're about to have birth, Lauren. Yep. Any second. Any second. Yeah,
she's fully cooked. Really? So it really could happen.
So you're like nine months? This is nine months?
This is it? Yeah, 38 weeks.
And what do they tell you? They just
say like, you know, just wait it out.
Like you don't... Isn't there
a point where you force it?
I'm trying to force it.
She really wants it. I'm doing all the
old wives tales tricks. Really?
Yeah. It's... I'm ready. Yeah. I tales tricks. Really? Yeah.
It's I'm ready.
Yeah.
I want it now.
You've done.
You've done over it.
You've put it.
You've put your time in.
Yes.
More time than I feel anyway.
It just starts to feel egregious. Like the whole thing.
Yeah.
We still have to do it this way.
We still have two weeks to go.
And every day you're just like, get it out of me.
I think.
Yeah.
It's really uncomfortable and the spectrum of not liking it i'm really on the far end of of being done with pregnancy and then you
have to move through the whole like having it thing i know yeah apparently that's even harder
but whatever but it's so worth it right we don't know we have no idea maybe we maybe we'll hate it
no we won't.
No, it's going to be great. You're going to be in for a while.
I mean, you know, the next part is
longer than nine months. It could be a
lifetime. Yes, they say that part is
much harder. But I just feel like
once she's outside of my body,
I'll be much
happier. Sure, it'll be a different relationship.
Yeah. So now,
how long have you guys been together? i mean i can't i mean i remember talking to you years ago yeah
i think i've met you once i don't know if you were married were you we were not married yet yeah how
long have you been married two years and you're already nine months into a baby you guys knew
what you wanted that was yeah going for it yeah right away and you know what did how did you meet were you a comedian i can't remember
no not a comedian um i was on a date with a comedian yeah and uh and then i was at the
where they were dating is that true yeah i was at a yola tango concert oh so like no nice droney
swell ira music and you're on a date jamming out jamming out. Yeah. And which comedian? Do we talk about it? No, I don't think so.
I don't think we need to.
Is he a peer?
Is he among us?
He's your peer.
Oh, no.
Is this a Todd Berry story?
It is?
That's hilarious.
He can take it.
Well, Lauren claims it wasn't a date.
And I was like, I think it was a date.
I love Todd Berry.
I hung out with Todd Berry, like, you know, all the time.
He's a great guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In New York.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
But yeah, it was sort of a platonic.
Yeah.
You went to the bar and I saw her at the bar and then we just chatted for five minutes
and then she went, she left with Todd and I was with Eugene Merman and my buddy buddy chris yeah and as she left i honestly said to eugene and chris i was like
there i was pretty drunk i was like there goes a girl i'm gonna marry someday really i swear i did
and then i even as i said it i was thinking you know that was like his tagline he said that about
everyone i didn't i really honestly didn't but i thought right then i shouldn't say that because
when i do meet the person i'm gonna marry i'll have said it drunkenly a few times so it was really the first time i said
it right it was locked in and it worked and it's a good story you can you've got to stop telling
the part that he said that about everybody you know like the you know you gotta you do some
editorial work like when you start this new podcast yes and you tell that story romantic
you can say things like uh did you didn't you say that about everybody and you tell that story, you can say things like,
didn't you say that about everybody?
And you go, no, of course I know.
I never felt that way.
I felt it once.
And then you create the warmth of your connection.
So what is this project you're embarking on?
Another podcast.
The world needs one.
Right?
Yep.
We need it.
We just thought, where is there a hole that we can fill?
It's for Audible.
And it's called Wedlock, so it's all about relationships.
And we've been recording it over the past year, and it's going to come out.
A year and a half.
It's been a long time coming.
Oh, so you've got how many in the can?
So six.
Only six.
It's almost like a mini TV show.
It's very highly produced.
Each one has like four different segments to it. We travel. Oh, travel oh really view a bunch of different people you talk to people humans in
relationship yeah we actually on a on a segment we went and saw bonobos you know about bonobos
uh are those monkeys yeah and they have sex like 45 times a day that's how they negotiate almost
every decision they make yeah so we were exhausting. It looks exhausting, too.
And it's very loud
because they scream the whole time
they're having sex.
They scream the whole time.
Uh-huh.
Well, you mean they negotiate
everything that way.
Like eating.
Like you can't eat until we fuck?
No, like I want this food,
so I'll finger you for a while
and then I take the food.
Wow.
It's a female-led species.
Interesting. It's a mat-led species. Interesting.
It's a matriarchal species.
So what was the angle of that?
As a couple doing a relationship podcast,
we're like, can't we be more like this?
Kind of.
It was about cheating.
That episode was all about cheating.
And monogamy,
like whether or not we're meant to be monogamous.
And where did that land?
Did we have to listen to-
Yeah, you're gonna have to listen.
Big tease. But we will reveal one thing is that that is Did we have to listen to... Yeah, you're going to have to listen. Big tease.
But we will reveal one thing is that that is when we conceived right after.
Right after watching Monkeys?
Right after Monkeys.
And we knew the exact date because we were staying with my mom.
My mom was sick during that time.
And we couldn't try to have a baby in her house while she was sick in the next room.
So that was the time when we went to see the monkeys have sex over and over again.
Now, did you plan on conceiving that night or was it more of a negotiation for some food?
I was really just hungry, mostly.
There was one bag of Cheetos.
And you were like, well, you're going to have to, you know, do a little work.
I get the Cheetos.
Right, exactly.
Do a little work, Kurt, if you want those Cheetos.
See what happens.
And I was like, I didn't mind.
I didn't mind. So you've been doing the, you've been recording these since you, Kurt, if you want those Cheetos. See what happens. I was like, I didn't mind. I didn't mind.
So you've been doing that.
You've been recording these since you, how, for how long?
Like a year now.
So since you've been married or a little after?
A little after.
So we started the podcast as part of Kurt's old podcast.
Right.
And we recorded, you know, just like in our bathroom or on the street.
Old school.
Old school. Yeah. And then Audible took a listen and they liked it. know just like in our bathroom or on the street old school old school and yeah and then uh audible
took a listen and they liked it and then now it's really blown out and we've gotten to have these
great interviews and go places what they gave you some money yeah so we actually and they produced
it really well so it kind of sounds like a like a mini episode like an audio television show yeah
uh-huh so like a full like it sounds like a day of radio yeah yeah like there's
like several shows yeah yeah well that's so how like the radio yeah like how long do each of them
run they're each 30 minutes long yeah but they're packed man yeah it just moves it moves really we
interview a cam girl on that same episode to talk to her about cheating about uh about being like whether or not uh when men
men uh do that are they cheating exactly yeah what'd she say she thinks it is
but thank god for it right i think it is but you know it's my livelihood
yeah she makes it really great she makes her biggest tip one day was twenty seven thousand
dollars and it's ten dollars a minute to talk And it's $10 a minute to talk to her.
What?
$10 a minute to talk to her?
Yes.
And someone tipped her $27,000?
Uh-huh.
For his own work.
For his own work.
Yeah, just to-
For helping him out do his thing.
Yeah, it was just like worth 27 grand.
Right.
Well, a lot of the-
Wow.
Well, a lot of those, they get gifts.
There's a whole sort of other economy to it as well.
It's really fascinating.
It is like trading intimacy for money.
Which one did you talk to?
Taylor Stevens was her name.
Oh, okay.
She's one of the biggest ones.
So that sounds interesting.
What else did you do?
Does each show have a theme?
Yes, every show has a theme.
What are they?
We have cheating.
We have crisis, which is we kind of did a whole episode all about my mom dying last year.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, buddy.
Oh, thank you.
We did monogamy, kids, and-
Dealing with change.
Dealing with change.
And that was a fascinating one where we interviewed a man who had been married to a woman for 21 years.
Yeah.
And his wife decided that she was a man,
and then she actually changed over to become a man,
and he stayed with her,
and now he's a gay man in a gay relationship.
A totally fascinating interview.
Yeah, but he has memories.
He still has memories and photographs.
Of when he wasn't gay and she was a woman.
Yeah.
So it's actually sort of a new take on the second chapter.
It's a new take.
New take on retirement.
Surprise.
It's a retirement surprise.
It's a retirement surprise story.
Well, that's good that people are doing new things, you know.
You work hard all your life.
Trying it out.
Yeah.
Variety is the spice of life, right?
Yeah.
So have you charted the whole pregnancy like month to month?
Well, that's what's been interesting.
I mean, we didn't know we were going to have the most intense year of our lives when we started recording this podcast.
But it has kind of been a way to check in.
Yeah.
Losing Kurt's mom was crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, we moved to the East Coast for the better part of the year to live with her.
And we were trying to get pregnant the whole time because-
We always knew we wanted to have a baby, but it was one-
She really wanted us to have a baby.
It was one thing to maybe cheer her up.
Yeah.
So we were working on that.
And we thought we had failed, actually.
And then we found out Lauren was pregnant the day after the funeral.
Wow.
In a real punch, real gut punch.
It's a gut punch, but also happiness.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, that's one of those.
Circle of life things.
Circle of life, but one of those horrible things
that's tempered by something amazing.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, it can't just be beautiful.
It was a lot in one day.
It can't just be beautiful.
No, no.
But we're naming it after.
Sort of like the moonlight situation at the Oscars.
Like it was so close to having all the focus and then bam.
I know.
No.
Boom.
Couldn't.
Didn't get the celebration.
Didn't get the credit.
But obviously it's different.
It's a horrible loss.
No, it's just like that, Mark.
It's just, that's exactly what you.
It's just like word baiting.
Hit the nail on the head.
Yeah.
I don't want to be insensitive.
You're not.
I can take it.
But yeah, no, but it is a circle of life thing. Hit the nail on the head. I don't want to be insensitive. You're not. I can take it.
But yeah, no, but it is a circle of life thing.
But in terms of the pregnancy, this is a whole unknown.
So you're good for episodes for probably 18 years now if the thing works.
How the relationship unfolds, when he becomes disillusioned or you do, when the kids... Why are we predicting that already, Mark?
Well, I'd give it to both of you.
I wasn't being specific.
Well, either one of us does.
Well, that's it.
Have you guys talked about that?
You know, the what's actually.
Becoming disillusioned?
Well, what's actually going on in the minds of couples?
Yeah, we try to.
I mean, that's the kind of the show is trying to like kind of get into all the different types of relationships.
So it's not just about a married couple.
It's not just about us.
It's about all types.
Well, tolerance is an interesting thing.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, the compromises that people make in relationship and like what those do.
Like, maybe I'm just, maybe I need to talk about my stuff.
Yeah.
Let's get into it.
We're ready to go.
That's what, should we interview you i mean do
you find compromise to be uh a failure no no no no i don't think it's a failure but i think uh
you know it's something that uh you know i didn't realize was totally necessary until probably uh
way older than i should that yeah perhaps everything wasn't about how i wanted it to be
yeah and i couldn't do whatever I wanted.
And when I couldn't, I felt like the world was ending.
So now as a grown-up at 53, I find that compromise is good if you want to maintain trust and be empathetic and respect other people.
Sometimes you just got to suck it up.
Yep.
And also that—
Big light bulb went off for you
that's good it's been it's been flickering for decades it's on and then it's off again
and then you just unplug it for a little while what's wrong with this fucking switch
a lot of that yeah no but yeah we yeah well we've fought a lot through the pregnancy because i think
that for the first time i felt like I have to do all the hard work.
Yeah.
And my life is impacted.
And I'm just, I can do whatever I want.
Yeah, you start partying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it really, it pissed me off far more than I thought it would.
I was just like furious.
Really?
I mean, like a rage.
Wow.
Yeah, because you don't know how much your life is going to change.
And then suddenly you're pregnant and you can't do like 90% of the things that you want to do.
Right.
And so you feel like we're doing this together.
Like we're making this baby together.
So there should be some solidarity.
Yeah.
And we fought.
But also I feel like we fought.
And then I realized that, oh, all of this burden has been placed on you. And that I feel like we fought, and then I realized that,
oh, all of this burden has been placed on you,
and that I also need to give up.
He took a big vacation.
This is the whole fight.
What?
Is that I went camping for like,
I was like, the baby's coming,
I'm going to go camping for like one final time.
He wanted to have one last hurrah,
like in the middle of my pregnancy.
With his pals or alone?
With his best friends, yeah.
But it wasn't just that.
You went to a 40th wedding,
or 40th birthday party.
Wow.
Right.
It was like a week-long trip.
Selfish.
Right?
So selfish.
What a fucker.
I was like,
you're taking a vacation?
While I'm here,
you know,
waddling around.
Yeah, just like
puking constantly.
This was honest. I can't even have more than one coffee a day. Like, just like puking constantly. This was honestly.
I can't even have more than one coffee a day.
Like, I can't have more than one fucking coffee a day.
You're taking a vacation.
Horrible, man.
I stand behind that trip.
I stand behind it.
I like it is not a crazy thing to do.
Oh, my God.
To have one final camping trip and then give up and then be like, now I am.
I am a father.
Whatever.
He's going to take a camping trip in another six months.
No, I won't.
It will be two years.
Oh, you've already planned it?
Yeah, I've already planned it.
You told the guys?
Yeah.
Get them together.
Same time, two years from now.
We're doing this.
We're going.
No matter what.
Well, I mean, yeah, I imagine that it's uh at some point if
you're a woman and you're pregnant and uh you know you the the idea that it's a team effort
seems like a lot of lip service on behalf of the dude eventually it's like you know it's not
you know like i mean no matter what they get you or exactly go out and get you food or make you
comfortable or or accept everything you're going through it's still you doing it yeah it's in you every sacrifice but i did is that i think every time you have like
three cocktails i'm just fuming wow this is getting more this is like
so i know i'm really letting something so that's like every night i guess
do we are we going further into this is Is this about Kurt's drinking?
Is this an intervention?
Is that what's happening?
I'm afraid to make her laugh too much.
The kid might come out right now.
I had Ali Wong breast pumping breast milk.
Really?
She did that.
She pumped on the air.
That's exciting.
So if we can have a baby on the air, I'm all for it.
I don't know what I can do.
She would be happy to have the baby right now.
Spacing food.
What would I have to do?
Well, you'd have to go
to the hospital.
Right.
I mean, unless it was
like really cold.
Well, no, we wouldn't
have to go to the hospital.
We would have to sit
for like five hours
while she died.
Maybe two days.
So you don't want to have
that on your hands.
That's just hanging out
in the studio.
That seems like it would
be a real long episode.
It would be a big day.
You would have to cut it
and be time lapsing.
We would have to do that, yeah.
A lot of it's just going to be her moaning.
So it'll be nice for a meditation CD, but maybe not for a podcast.
Pregnant lady moaning through early contractions.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be very comforting.
The unedited version is really long.
So do you know what's in there?
It's a girl.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm going to name her after my mom.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
And that's a good story, sad story. Yeah. I'm going to name her after my mom. Oh, that's great. Yeah. That makes sense. And that's a good story.
Sad story.
Yeah.
To tell her.
Yeah.
So right off the bat, she can have some sadness, even in the naming of her name.
Yeah.
You just put it in as early as possible.
Tragedy.
It's going to happen.
It is.
You might as well introduce them to it.
Just kick off with the saddest story possible.
So have you painted the room and bought the stuff and all that shit?
We're so ready. Oh, yeah? We're so ready. Just kick off with the saddest story possible. So have you painted the room and bought the stuff and all that shit?
We're so ready.
Oh, yeah? We're so ready.
At this point, it's just like an anticipation for an unknown.
It's just like, how much can I prepare for something that you don't really know what the situation will be like once the challenge is over?
Yeah, we had a chat the other day on the way to the doctor's office, and it was like, it's weird that it'll be all the time.
Meaning like, I can
picture, and this is, I mean like
and again, I feel like I've
always known I wanted to have a kid, but
it's weird to imagine that I can picture
it for a couple hours. Yeah.
That's where I drop off. I don't have
any. You know, and I'm 53, there's a reason for that.
Right. Because I know well enough
that I'm a panicky, self-absorbed freak. I'm panicky too. And I'm like, yeah, maybe it's better'm 53 there's a reason for that right because i know well enough that i'm a panicky self-absorbed i'm panicky freak and i'm like yeah maybe it's better off there's no reason i need to
make another one of those to go out into the world terrified yeah yeah it is surreal to imagine that
like there's no one to hand it off to like there's no break especially because he'll be camping yeah
i have i do have a camping trip scheduled for right after the birth.
Oh, the secret camping trip.
It's a secret camping trip.
I'm out.
You okay here in the hospital?
I'll be back in three days.
I'll be back.
Don't worry, babe.
Yeah.
It's going to be great.
Well, that's great.
So now, when does the, because it sounds like this is going to be an ongoing thing, and
I noticed that every time she started to say something, you looked terrified, which is
good for podcasting that you're immediately in like where's this going
what did I do a lot of trust there what is she talking yeah yeah I didn't realize look at that
I didn't realize the face I was just these wide eyes yeah like what what are you telling me
did we discuss this that's good and hopefully her attitude will become more cynical and horrible.
Yeah.
As the kid, like she'll love the kid.
Yeah.
But still her resentment of you will grow.
It will grow forever.
For years.
Oh my God.
Could it happen?
I hope not.
This is going to be great.
It's going to be great.
Yeah, you can.
So what about work for you?
What happens with that?
Were you working?
We both work from home. We're both writer, you can. So what about work for you? What happens with that? Were you working? We both work from home.
We're both writer, actor people.
Oh, okay.
He occasionally goes on stage from what I understand.
There's a billboard of him with his big face.
Coming right up.
Just smiling on Sunset.
Seven feet tall.
What is that for?
That's for my Comedy Central special.
It comes out.
It will have come out March 3rd.
Okay.
So it'll be available for people to watch.
Oh, great.
When people hear this. It's a great special. Great. I'm proud of it. I'm have come out March 3rd. Okay. So it'll be available for people to watch. Oh, great. When people hear this.
It's a great special.
Great.
I'm very, I'm proud of it.
I'm excited for people to see it.
Portland at the Revolution Hall.
I've been there.
Yeah.
That's the old high school?
Yep.
Yeah, it's good.
It's a good spot.
It's pretty good.
I played there.
I played the Aladdin, too.
There's good audiences up there.
They're excellent audiences.
But are you, did you live there once or something?
No.
No, no, no.
My old, my record label, Kill Rock Stars, is there.
Oh, right.
So I've been doing shows there for a long time.
Well, that's great.
Your first big special?
Yeah, and a kid.
Yeah, my first big, my first televised special.
First hour, yeah.
First hour.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
And congratulations on the Audible deal, the podcast.
What's it called again?
It's called Wedlock.
Wedlock.
It's a great show.
Well, you know, the great thing about it is in a you know
what's happening why are you touching your stomach oh she just moves like she does a
you know like a sharp elbow out oh yeah yeah she wants out oh yeah she totally wants out i i find
i find it exciting but uh but uh frightening me too yeah i think that that's across the board
yeah yeah it's like oh look this. What potential and also terror.
I don't know why someone hasn't done like a,
well, I guess they did Rosemary's Baby.
There it is.
A horror movie version of pregnancy.
Sure, sure.
Yeah, see, he's got his brain in the right place, clearly.
How can we turn this into some money?
I like that the idea is it's wedlock,
but the challenges that you're going to have
doing the podcast as this all happens.
Maybe there'll be like,
what do you call it?
Spinoffs,
you know,
when you separate because of his-
Harden our new partners.
His first,
his fourth camping trip,
you're like,
I'm fucking out of it.
You secretly recording from a place you've run to
with the kid
undisclosed
location
my own personal
wedlock
yeah
well
congratulations
thank you
and good luck
with the podcast
it's good seeing you guys
you too
thanks so much
good to see you
so check that out check out Kurt and lauren's uh podcast wedlock it's uh it's out uh on april 20th
at audible channels on the audible app and on amazon prime and you know yeah go look at kurt
do comedy do do it mike chick was up next uh great actor, but a hell of a story.
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So,
Chiklis.
Mike Chiklis, as some of you know
from The Shield, from The Commish, but he was
also cast almost freshly out
of acting school
not long after in the John Belushi
movie, Wired,
and it became a debacle.
Like it was his first big
break and it nearly broke him.
But before that,
he was at the School for the Arts
or in the acting program at BU
and I was at BU about a year behind him.
You know, The Shield was a pretty amazing show,
obviously, and The Commish was very popular
and I didn't really know that show
and I didn't watch much of The Shield,
but I knew about his transformation
into this different type of character,
but it was really great to get to know him and his sort of commitment to theater and the craft and to acting and also the harrowing tale of being blown out i thought it was great and it
was great to meet him great to talk to him and as i said he's got a rock and roll record out can i
call it rock and roll is that old man talk uh his debut album influence is available
now wherever you get music he's on the fox tv show gotham which returns on april 24th and is on
mondays at 8 p.m 7 central this is me and michael chiklis So here's the deal.
Michael Chiklis.
Mark Maron.
I went to Boston University.
Okay.
All right.
And you were this guy that I knew was in the fine arts department. And the connection was I saw you.
I was doing stage troupe.
I think you graduated a year ahead of me.
So I did.
You weren't in the fine arts department.
No, I was in the liberal arts department, but I was doing stage troupe.
And I was friends with, best friends for a while with Steve Brill.
Oh, no kidding.
Who was in communications, but also a year ahead of me.
But I was also really close with mary patton
mike's sister yeah yeah and you and mike were both in the school of fine arts that's right
so i kind of knew mike a little bit i knew mary but there was this world and then
but you were like this like the guy you were one of the guys over there
at the school of fine arts i didn't know that and Well, in my mind. All right, that's cool.
I'll take it.
I like being the guy anytime I can be the guy.
So I went to see a show.
I think it was a Brendan Behan play.
Like you were the star.
Yes.
Like it was in a big room.
On the main stage over at Hudson Theater.
Yeah, you saw that?
I saw that.
That's great.
And I was like, well, that's the guy.
He's the big guy.
So I always had this like weird half obsession with your career.
Because we went to the same school.
And I didn't go to SFA.
I tried to.
I kind of wanted to, but I didn't get in.
But I did take classes up there with a guy named Robert Young.
Yeah, Bob Young.
Bob Young.
Comedy classes.
Yeah.
Odd things are funny.
Yeah.
Threes are funny. Fives are funny. Yeah. Threes are funny.
Fives are funny.
Is that what he said?
That was his whole thing.
Yeah, he was into odd numbers.
Yeah, he was a weird little guy.
Anything odd.
Yeah.
He was odd.
He was odd.
He made me do a monologue from Cyrano being held back by three people.
I think he sensed my anger and was trying to minimize it.
Oh, God.
Bill Young.
But let's go through it because you have had an interesting career that started off a little
rocky, but where'd you grow up?
I grew up in, well, I was born in, we were like the white version of the Jeffersons.
We moved on up.
I was in Lowell.
Lowell, Massachusetts.
I did one of my first comedy gigs there.
Oh, no kidding. At the Derby Park. park at the herpy park you know that place we called it herpy park
was it like where you drank when you were in high school yeah that's where you drank and oh there
was a great story that one of my best friends punched the bouncer there and got his shit kicked
out of him really yeah yeah herpy park it was like it was like the one bar
in town yeah it was like a hole you know well you know i mean it was a big bar and it was just a
you know it was a place to go and you know drink and pick up chicks when we were in high school
well yeah it was like uh they had a comedy night right and it was like in that i remember it was
later though right oh yeah it was it must have been like uh it was probably 89
you know when i was doing that but they had this weird kind of not even a real stage i just
remember it was in the corner there was brass railing around it right and uh you know it was
one of my first i think it was probably my first paid gig i was opening for some right downtown
there right in the middle of the town and uh but my father you know having been raised
in the acre there which is a you know it was just a really down dead mill town yeah and my father
wanted to you know do better by us so he moved us to andover yeah which is you know uh the opposite
you know it's very waspy you know yeah i mean they considered me like like one of the parents of one of the kids
there once said to me chickless what sort of a name is that and i said it's greek and he goes
oh you're ethnic how charming really yeah but also like lowell's got all that you know uh jack
kerouac history yeah my dad knew him really yeah i didn't know him well i would be he knew him
right because he was around later he was around yeah my father was in that beat generation he was a cat you know i call my dad
daddy oh yeah yeah was he uh involved in the arts he was just a jazz aficionado and believe it or
not my father's a hairdresser oh really yeah he opened a small chain of beauty salons during that
time because he saw like there was this gap there were only barber
shops or uh beauty parlors right yeah and he wanted to do this unisex salon you know and he
did that yeah really successfully so he was able to you know move us we moved on up he had a chain
of beauty salon well yeah at one point he had a couple of shops but now he just has the one and he's long retired but his wife still works it really yeah so he was a he was a barber well no he was
a he was a hairstylist oh i get it i get it he started out at barbara yeah yeah yeah and the
thing is he's such a tough guy too to meet my father you'd think like he was like a construction
worker alpha barber an alpha barber yeah yeah and i was like you know worker. Alpha barber. An alpha barber.
Yeah.
And I was like, you know, dad, how did you get into this?
He's like, it was style, man.
He liked it.
It was style.
In the 50s, it was all about style.
Yeah.
Did he do shaves and stuff back in the day?
He did all kinds of shit.
You know, I.
Bottles of blue stuff.
And then he moved into the creams.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He evolved with the industry.
Exactly right. You know, went down and studied with Vidal Sassoon for a little while. Did he? Yeah. then he moved into the creams and yeah yeah yeah he evolved with the industry exactly right you
know went down and studied with vidal sassoon for a little while yeah he was a cat my dad's a cat
you know he turned me on to jazz as a little kid and you know brought me to the newport jazz
festival every year for years and years and that's how i really got into music and playing drums
yeah well you're just playing my guitar You seem like you have a few chops.
Yeah, I'm all right.
I mean, I don't play guitar.
I mean, I do in that I write on guitar, but I'm a drummer.
That's, you know, and I'm a singer.
Yeah.
But guitar and bass, I'm actually a much better bass player than I am a guitarist.
And I think it's because it's where the rhythmic meets the, you know, where the percussive meets the melodic.
Right.
Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, bass players, like the rhythm section is very important. rhythmic meets the you know yeah yeah percussive meets the melodic right yeah yeah well yeah i mean
bass players like the rhythm section is very important they're like they're they're not
appreciated as much as they should be that's right well and you will love the the rhythm section on
my record is yeah they're pretty solid i listened to it i mean they sent me the cd what's it called
what's the name of the influence because i went back i mean if i'm gonna put out my first solo
album i have to go over some of my influences.
Would you call it a vanity project,
or are you really throwing your hat in the ring?
No, it's not a...
No, I'm really throwing my hat in the ring.
You know, it's something...
What? Is that a bad question?
Well, no, it's just...
No, it's something that I think that every actor
who wants to put out music...
Yeah, has to deal with.
...faces and has to deal with.
They're up against it, yeah.
You know, because immediately there's a
a lot of eye rolling and like oh here we go but i've been a musician my whole life so you know
fuck it i i just this is a love thing yeah it's not a vanity thing it's a love thing yeah it's
about having guys like steve lucather come over to my house and blow a guitar solo yeah my music
yeah yeah you know that's fun that's sure that's not vanity that's love you know what i mean so
honestly the great thing is i don't have to make my living as a musician because it sucks and it's
hard to do right now at 50 whatever well at any age because right now people aren't buying records
you just don't yeah uh i mean you know paul Paul McCartney put out a record and 100,000 people bought it in America.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Paul McCartney.
Yeah, I know.
But there are people making money in music.
No, there aren't.
Not off of records.
No, not off record sales, but they're figuring out other ways.
Live touring.
Well, you know, I've made some money off of this record
by licensing songs.
Like they licensed a couple of things for the Super Bowl from me.
They did?
Yes, it paid for the cost of the record.
Well, you got one of those great belting voices.
Thanks.
Well, you know, some of it's anthemic,
because I'm very influenced by bands like Queen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
You know, rock and rollers of that time when we were in college.
Sure.
No, I get it.
Was this always the dream?
Was this always the thing that, you know?
I was always in bands in college,
all through high school, college, and afterwards.
And then I was in a band that was unreal at that time
that we were recording our first studio album
and I got the role of John Belushi in the film Wired.
Well, yeah, let's talk about that trajectory because that was sort of an interesting story
because like i don't know if i ever knew the whole story but oh fuck that's a long story man that's
the whole thing about it but like because you know you did bounce back you did have a great career
you do have a great career but i mean the the rocky beginnings i remember hearing about it because i was a belushi fan but i don't know what i heard or what is real
so you graduate bu yeah and you move out here well you know how we had the the league auditions uh
the the top 10 schools of theater in the country have these things called the they're in the theater league right right you know carnegie mellon and nyu and uh you know just a bunch of schools that are julia right bu is right
there i mean we consistently put out really great people yeah it's a great program sure it is i
remember people in that program yeah tammy tweedy tammy yeah julianne moore yeah well she's she was
the year before me yeah really i didn't know that yeah she's my buddy uh so we went down to new york and i you know you hope that
you get your your an agent sees you or something and i was really lucky i got my first agent out
of that and also i was seen for my first movie which was the wired yeah and it took two and a half three years after i graduated for
that to actually come to fruition so you get the agent there's this project that they i auditioned
for it right out of college literally i was still in college when i think and i think that audition
tape is around is that right or am i thinking about no you're thinking about the new shield one
uh it's around It's out there.
But I don't know what happened to that audition.
I auditioned like 12 times over two years.
For the John Belushi story? For the John Belushi story because it kept going out of production.
And then a new director would get attached.
It was so troubled.
And I didn't know, like naively, I was a theater rat in New York, man.
I didn't know what was happening in Hollywood.
So you moved to New York. You auditioned for the thing. You're rat in New York, man. I didn't know what was happening in Hollywood. So you moved to New York.
You auditioned for the thing.
You're living in New York.
Yeah, I'm living in New York doing off-Broadway theater at La Mama down in the East Village.
And I'm working at a restaurant and a comedy bar.
Yeah, which comedy bar?
A place called Comedy U Grand down in Soho.
Oh, my God.
Did you ever go there?
No, I don't know.
Everyone was going there at the time.
And that's how I got to know Larry David.
And that led to my appearance on Seinfeld.
And just so many people used to come through there.
Comedy U Grand.
Comedy U Grand, it was called, in Soho.
It was a little sliver of a joint, man.
And like, wow, what year was that?
Maybe 90 seats.
I don't remember that.
That's like before my time.
That's the 85, 86, maybe 87. Oh, yeah. And people were hanging out there. I don't know that. That's like before my time. That's the 85, 86, maybe 87.
Oh, yeah.
And people were hanging out there.
I don't know that place.
Oh, yeah.
Like I was bartending.
I kind of pride myself on knowing all the places.
Oh, yeah.
I was bartending there and I'd go up sometimes on open mics and try my hand at it.
Oh, yeah?
Especially since I thought I might end up doing the Belushi story, right?
Right, right, right.
And I mean, so many of the people that are huge now and we're you know just coming
up uh whether it's jerry or brett butler or uh you know rosie o'donnell went to bu right was in
my freshman class and got cut from bu i think i kind of knew and i walked her back to the the
dorms and she i just listened to her like she paced around going i'm gonna fucking her back to the dorms and I just listened to her. She paced around going, I'm going to fucking go back to New York and do what I do.
I'm going to do stand up.
And it worked out okay for her.
It did.
Yeah, sure, sure.
So I've always felt ties to stand up and I've had a lot of friends in that area.
But Comedy You Grant, I loved working at.
It wasn't a long time that I worked there because shortly after I started working there, I ended up getting wired, which was in 88, which I can't believe it's 29 years ago.
Isn't that wild?
And when I went out here, I came out here to LA.
I shot that for five years.
I mean, five months.
Hello.
And I had no idea until two and a half months into it that there was any controversy surrounding it.
So you're shooting it.
Who ended up directing it?
Larry Pierce, who never worked, essentially, after that.
Yeah, and how was the experience?
How was the script?
What was, you know, because it...
Well, the script I had troubles with, but, you know, like, I'm...
That's from the Woodward book, is it?
Who wrote that book?
Wired by Bob Woodward. And it was kind of the sordid, you know like i'm that's from the woodward book is it who wrote that wired by
bob woodward and it was kind of the the sordid you know what it was was that i and i challenged
him at the time i remember saying to him you know have you ever smoked a joint yeah you know and he
he was very buttoned up and he literally spoke like you know like black comedians version of a white guy yeah yeah yeah you know he's very like
yeah you know uh no i i certainly did not yeah yeah and uh you know so he wrote the he actually
wrote the script the you know he wrote the book you met with him well no i met him during the
process of making this show but but the problem was i was i you know here i am i'm an actor i'm
an empath i'm trying to honor john yeah i'm trying to come from that place and you know here i am i'm an actor i'm an empath i'm trying to honor john yeah trying to
come from that place and you know everything was very sort of damning yeah you know what i mean it
was and it's because i think the way woodward put it to me was like hey man i'm a i don't write
prose yeah i'm an investigative reporter i don't write something unless I can corroborate it from five independent news sources,
which, by the way, can you imagine today?
Right.
It just doesn't happen.
Sure.
But he's like, I just, you know, but the problem is when you write,
John did this, John did that, John did this.
Yeah.
In black and white, it reads as an indictment on him and the people around him.
Sure.
white it reads as an indictment on him and the people around him sure it lacks the humanity of all the good things and wonderful things about john and who he was as a person which i tried to
bring to the dance but i had no idea that on the other side of it was his family and friends and
business associates absolutely apeshit about the book and wanting the book never to be made into a film and then
once we started to make it basically them going anyone involved with this film is done so that's
brillstein and uh and uh more importantly because he was the king of the world at that time right
and you know i find this out two and a half months into production. Oh yeah. And the way I found out was insane.
I,
I,
we shot at the palace theater on vine.
Yeah.
Just off of Hollywood Boulevard.
We shot the blues.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
We're there for like three whole days.
We're shooting.
And it was an incredibly exciting time for me.
I'm playing Belushi.
Yeah.
Academy award-winning producer at Feldman,
you know
incredible time 23 24 years old right just insane um your big break it's huge yeah it's huge and
and and mtv is there and entertainment tonight and they all do interviews with me and i go back
to my apartment that night in in beverly Hills that they have me all set up and
I, you know, and I turn on the television and I watch the interviews on MTV and then they do this
whole thing with me. And then halfway through the segment, the horror movie music comes in and they
do this stinger and all of a sudden they cut to Dan Aykroyd going, all my witches, all my
And they cut to Dan Aykroyd going, all my witches, all my curses, you know, to anybody involved in this project. And I was like, what?
What?
And this is how I found out.
On MTV.
On MTV.
And I call the producer and the director and I go, get the fuck over here right now.
And they came over and they were like, you know i won't really you didn't
you don't know about this i'm like no no one ever told me and no one ever discussed it you're in the
process and i'm already the guy and now i'm the you know and also media didn't work as fast as it
does now no it's just a different world then you know if you were a theater you know theater rat
new york yeah you didn't know what the know, theater rat in New York. Yeah.
You didn't know what the fuck was going on in Hollywood.
Sure.
I didn't know who Michael Ovitz was.
Yeah.
There's just a couple of sources of information.
Yeah.
You know, I was reading the New York Times every day and the New York Times wasn't writing about that.
So you just find this out.
Yeah.
And I, you know, I freaked out and, but I had to do, I was in, was in, so I did the best that I could do.
How much more shooting was there after you found out?
Half of it.
Oh my God.
I tried to put it aside.
I tried to put it out of my mind.
I tried to, my mantra was sort of like, don't fight.
Just let the work speak.
The work, the work, the work.
Right, right.
But also, I didn't really think that anyone would take it out on me.
You know what I mean?
I was just an actor.
Sure.
And it turns out, you know, I got back to New York crickets.
And not based on the work, not based on anything.
Just based on the order that had been put out.
Yeah, the order had been put out clearly
because my agent called me and apologized.
She was like,
darling, I can't get you seen for an under five,
which is like a-
What is that?
An under five line bit part.
Really?
Nothing.
It was over.
So you have to go back to theater.
It's over.
This is before the movie's even released
yeah yeah like right directly following you rap rapping and coming to new york and i was an
up-and-coming guy you know what i mean like you said it was the guy you know what i mean like
there was some buzz about right nope like you're done wow so i went like well all right and it was terrifying and shitty and bad but what'd
you end up doing did you like say i gotta get a job i go well you know look let's start auditioning
fortunately i mean i got paid a lot of money for me at the time sure you know what i mean uh so i
had this little apartment in brooklyn it didn't cost much money so and you stashed the bread i
stashed the bread and i was there you know know, sort of. But my career was over.
And I just said, well, let's go back to theater.
Yeah.
So I ended up auditioning and getting the role of, believe it or not, Stanley in Street Carnage.
I went back to Lowell and did play Touchstone in You Can't Take It With You.
You went home for what?
I went home to Merrimack Regional Theater, the theater that I helped to start
when I was like 14 years old in Lowell, Massachusetts.
Oh, you really did?
Yeah.
And it's still one of the thriving equity regional theaters in the country.
So was that part of, in your mind, you're like,
I'm going to go home for a while.
Let me see if I can get a gig there or it just happened.
Well, no, it just happened.
And like, you know, I was telling some old friends from back there,
you know, I'm done. I can I, I can't get seen. No, I can't get arrested. No one will see me. Yeah. And, uh, they were like, well, could you want to come back here and do a show? And I was like, sure. I mean, you know, so I went back and did that. And then I auditioned for this thing at the players Theater of Columbus, Ohio. And I went to, you know, I was brutally humbled by that whole process because I had only aspired to be in films my whole life.
I didn't even intend on doing television.
I was a snob.
I was like, I'm going to do theater and film.
Right.
But then the film was just over.
Not based on anything other than you did this project.
We are in control of the town we
don't want you in anything oh my god terrifying the guy who broke it was um burt reynolds he was
the one who basically you know through a friend that worked on wired with me unbeknownst to me
my friend called me and said hey why don't you come down to florida and go fishing with me and i went down there and uh got waylaid he basically introduced
me to burt on the set of bl striker and burt was like listen i i heard what happened to you yeah i
grew up during the mccarthy era i don't believe in blackballing. How'd you like to play the villain in this next movie of the week that we're doing?
And I was like, and boom, literally when he hired me, all of the television doors opened
up again because it was a television movie of the week.
Right.
And like overnight now, all of a sudden I'm up for like 12 pilots.
And what was the time in between, you know, you being blackballed and this happening?
Well, it was about, let's see, it was early spring or it's late spring. And what was the time in between you being blackballed and this happening?
Well, it was about, let's see, it was early spring or it's late spring that I finished the movie.
And all through the spring, the summer, the fall, I couldn't get seen for anything.
And then in the late fall, this thing happened with Bert. and i was working on that um but i still was booked on
streetcar named desire so i had to go and do that and how was that playing it was a dream because i
loved that yeah play and you know um interestingly uh right after that that that's when the Cannes Film Festival opening for Wired was, right after I finished that.
So the first question I was asked by the International Press Corps at Cannes was-
You went?
Yeah, I went.
Yeah, oh, shit, yeah, I went.
That was bold.
Here you are, persona non grata, but you're like, I'm going to go.
Oh, yeah, well, they wanted me to go.
They wanted me to promote the film. And also, you know know i wanted to see what that was yeah sure which is an incredibly
overwhelming experience yeah yeah a kid from andover you know yeah uh and how was that it was
insane i you know i had did they respect the movie or did they, you know, were they. It was the big movie of the opening.
It was the controversial movie of the thing.
And no, the movie was maligned.
Generally, it was because it's not a it's not a great film.
And I mean, it got the director's cut that I saw was a far better film than the film that was released.
And I think it was just cut to pieces because of all the lawsuits pending against it.
released and i think it was just cut to pieces because of all the lawsuits pending against it but i'm glad that i didn't like lash out or lash back at anybody or fight with anybody
and or fall into yourself or go into a depression right fucking blow my head off and i i just said
keep working work wherever you can work and do the best work you can do and that's what's going to
out was my thought yeah
that's the only thing out of i guess blind terror and not knowing what else to do that's what i went
with and it worked out thankfully so all right so burke gives you the gig you do the tv movie
and yes how was that thing that was awesome and i mean you know rita moreno was in it
yeah you're putting on the phone with marlon brando oh really yeah she's like i'm like what are you doing next michael i go oh i'm i'm uh i'm playing
stanley in streetcar she goes well you know my friend marlon originated that and i was like yeah
i know yeah because we used to talk to him he's a sweetheart i'm like no i'm not gonna okay so
like 20 minutes later she's got a cell you remember the brick the gray cell phone she's
like walking out yeah she's like oh it's he and i'm like what and she hands me the phone don't do
it you'll upset yourself every night tennessee williams is crazy you can't i'm like it's the
reason i became an actor oh fuck that anybody can be an actor it's any like I'm like, it's the reason I became an actor. Oh, fuck that. Anybody can be an actor.
It's any like, I'm like, well, yeah, yeah.
He's encouraged me not to do it.
Cause it would drain you.
Yeah.
Cause I'd be, you'd upset yourself.
The quote that's burnt into my mind.
Was he right?
No, he wasn't right.
No, it was so disappointing. I never got to meet him in person god rest his soul
but it sounds like you had a pretty good conversation it was probably better off on
some level i really barely spoke i was so gobsmacked i was like and i look at her and i
go what did you do and she's like oh quiet you know quiet. She was so funny. And Ozzie Davis and Ruby Dee were in that.
I mean, it was crazy.
And Bert took me to that dinner theater.
Down in Florida?
Yeah.
That's where I met Charles Nelson Reilly and all these different friends of his that were out of their minds.
Dom DeLuise?
Dom, yeah.
Yeah, who I became friends with.
He came and saw me when I did a one-man show on Broadway. Oh, really? Yeah. He was a funny guy. Yeah, I'm friends with he came and saw me at my when i did a one-man show on broadway
oh really yeah he was a funny guy yeah i'm friends with all his children i ended up getting an op
when i went up to vancouver to do the shield he was not the shields i mean the commish he was on
um 21 jump street oh yeah yeah at that time so that time. But your interest, you started a theater in high school?
I didn't.
Yeah.
Well, yes.
I don't want to be too much of a credit monger.
Right.
I had been cast in the summer stock season as a ninth grader.
Yeah.
That's my first professional gig in semi-pro summer theater yeah thing what
was the role it was just a bunch of uh bit roles back you know you know in in uh big famous musical
revivals right you know bye-bye birdie carnival yeah you know so yeah okay get your gun you were
in rotation you were the kid yeah i was we was the kid. I was local hire, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And during that time, the guy who was the director of that production hired me, a guy
named Mark Kaufman, became my sort of theatrical mentor.
He saw me in himself, saw my ambition, saw my talent, and sort of winged me.
Yeah.
And he became friends with my family my mother and father
so he would drive me home after rehearsal because i was on the way to his place right we would go in
the backyard it was summertime we'd have my father would be cooking on the grill we'd sit and we talk
about life and different things and at one point he said hey i noticed you know there's no there's
no regional theaters around here where do you guys go when you want to see great theater,
legit theater?
And I said, well, we go into Boston.
He goes, do you think that the Merrimack Valley
could sustain a theater company?
I go, absolutely.
And I said, and I was only 14,
but I said, the reason why I know that
is because every production you go to,
whether it's just a high school production
or a community theater,
it's packed to the rafters.
There's an appetite for people want to, they're bored community theater, it's packed to the rafters. There's an
appetite for people want to, they're bored around here. You know, there's nothing to do. They want
to go and see something. So we embarked on opening this theater and I went with him to
all these different meetings and, you know, and, and I really, really want, I was like a protege.
I helped and watched and was privy to this process.
Yeah.
You know, watching this guy.
I mean, he was his baby and he opened it.
Sure, sure.
A 30-something-year-old man.
And he's bringing this kid around.
He brought me along, yeah.
He brought me along for the ride and it was one of the most incredible, you know, experiences
just in a lot of ways, but also seeing the nuts and bolts of the business.
Sure.
Work, you know. Even at that level. Yeah. nuts and bolts of the business. Sure. Work.
Even at that level.
Yeah.
To try to get the funding to do a theater.
Going to Nancy Donahue and having her contribute a ton of money.
She was one of the,
you know,
the,
the,
who is she?
Big socialite and Lowell,
you know,
had a ton of money,
you know?
So we,
you know,
we tapped into certain people.
My father is,
you know,
cutting hair and telling everybody
about the theater
and everybody wants to get involved.
They want to be members of the board.
So they, you know,
we helped to make this thing,
me and my family helped
to make this thing a staple.
And now I'm a permanent member
of the board and I, you know,
that's just a...
Is it still working?
Yeah, yeah.
It's all these years later,
40 years coming up. That's a great story. Yeah, yeah, It's all these years later, 40 years coming up.
That's a great story.
Yeah, yeah, pretty cool.
You were integrated into the theater.
Well, that's when I really absolutely fell in love for good.
You know, that year when I played Hawkeye in MASH in ninth grade, believe it or not.
Like, how hip is that that they did that?
You know what I mean?
Who does that? I don't think they cut a thing out of it was that a weird cat was it a why was there some
an artistic choice to cast a ninth grader or was it i was just a wise ass you know and that's when
the casting director for the summer theater saw me encouraged encouraged me to go and do it. And then I met Mark and boom.
That was it.
I'm in.
That's your life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The rest of my life.
So now you're back in the loop after Reynolds throws you the line.
Yeah.
Next thing you know, I'm on Miami Vice.
You're doing bit parts.
Well, no, I'm not doing bit parts.
I'm doing guest stars now.
Okay. parts well no i'm not doing bit parts i'm doing guest stars now okay now i'm like you know i'm the guest star of you know the week on all the big shows of that period yeah whether it was miami
vice or murphy brown seinfeld right you know i still i'm really you know i'm i'm a working
actor looking for the next and And you're living out here?
No, I'm still in New York.
I'm still in Brooklyn.
Wow, being cast out of New York for big shows as well.
Being cast out of New York for big shows.
And then Wiseguy happened.
Yeah.
And I went to Vancouver and shot a five-show arc on Wiseguy.
What was that show?
Wiseguy, Ken Wall.
Oh, yeah.
You know, Kevin Spacey, Ch uh chas palm and terry oh yeah and i did this five show arc with chas you know playing one of his
minions right and i was just a hot-headed minion and yeah you know and um steve cronish
who was one of the head writers of that show yeah watched me do this scene where i flip
out and you know shoot a uh ping pong not ping pong a pinball machine yeah you know yeah to shit
and he he pulls me aside and goes hey listen you know i just watched you shoot that scene and
i have a pilot that i've written and you're way too young for it but you're the guy
yeah and i was like well cool what is it he goes it's a i know you're you know because at this
point i'm like 25 yeah he goes you're just innately the guy but you in 15 years you're right right i
go well i can age up but what is it you know of course actors you know
i could do it yeah you know yeah and he goes it's about a police commissioner i go oh shit in my
head i go like oh fuck you know he goes but he was the youngest police commissioner in the history
of the united states like 37 that was based on true story yeah yeah okay the the police commissioner
of rye new york a guy named tony shembury great guy yeah and they called him tony scally in the
show so i i auditioned for it um the uh in front of steve cannell and then cannell said look we
gotta we gotta in order to get this at cbs who who owned it at the time yeah we have to trick
them we have to we're going to shoot you but we're going to
age you up because the president of the of cbs at that time uh just he was not a creative type
he was you know and they probably had some guys in mind well yeah you know that and you know well
they had tried a bunch of people and they just couldn't find the guy for a long time.
So I shoot the thing, like three scenes of it.
We send it over to CBS.
He's like, awesome.
He's the guy who can't wait to meet him.
So I go to meet him as a matter of course, because it's done now.
Yeah.
But I made the mistake of going in jeans and a t-shirt.
Uh-huh.
And as soon as I walked in his office,
he looked at me and went,
you're a young man.
And I went,
well,
yeah,
but you saw the tape and he was like,
could you excuse us?
And he'd like dismissed me.
Oh my God.
I was like,
here you go again.
Sent back to the,
the hotel phones ringing Steve candle.
Sorry,
chicky.
It's over.
And he's freaked out at how young you are
he doesn't think he can do it
what the fuck that's
Mark Maron what the fuck and he saw
the tape and everything he saw it yeah but
his brain divorced from it
he was just like you can't be that young
and play this role and I was like motherfucker
so
I moved on with my life and
cut to like a year and a half later the phone rings
and it's steve cronish and cronish goes chickless uh you know uh the do you want to play the
commission i go fuck you dude he goes uh i thought he was playing with me he goes no i mean it uh
it's now at abc and i had just done a pilot for ABC that didn't go. Yeah.
But the guys at ABC were like
they wanted me for a show.
Yeah.
And that's how the commission was born. It happened.
We went to ABC and
ended up doing that show there.
How'd you deal with that rejection of that
like sign in the fucking deal
and then like you know. That's the thing about my career
I've been bitch slapped around
and then risen up after it so many times at this point.
You know those things that you punch
and they go down to the ground
and then they come back up again?
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what my wife calls me,
is one of those things.
I don't know what they're called, but.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, because I know innately
not to take it personally.
I don't think any of this has been personal. Right. I think that this is a huge industry. Because I know innately not to take it personally.
I don't think any of this has been personal.
Right.
I think that this is a huge industry.
There's a lot of people vying for position.
And, you know, producers are trying to fit puzzles together. Like, if you look at the role of a network president, for example.
Yeah.
the role of a network president, for example.
Yeah.
He's got, or she has got, you know,
a $250 million plus budget in front of them for a year of television at any given time.
Right.
It's probably not even accurate.
It's probably more than that.
Yeah.
So, you know, that's a lot to sort of compartmentalize.
And you've got a lot of people working underneath you.
And basically, you've got to look at it like a jigsaw puzzle like oh marin fits here chick list is perfect for this
you know yeah yeah and they just try to plug you in right and that's why it's become such a thing
over the last two decades about branding oh you gotta have a brand yeah what's your fucking brand
you know somehow i've always raged against that shit yeah you know
because i whenever i start to form a brand i break it and go in a different direction in terms of it
as an actor as an actor right like what's your what's your uh wheelhouse well i mean i think
that the industry would say cops because my you know two of my most successful things were playing
police officers,
even though they were antithetical to each other.
Right.
The commish and the shield.
So let me ask you something, though, because I remember like part of the obsession that
I had in wondering, you know, where you went and how, because like, I didn't know Mike
Patton that well, but my friend Steve was friends with him, but they had a contentious
relationship.
But I knew Mary pretty well, and I'd met Mike a couple of times.
And I just saw you guys as like, you know, I got these rumors back you know because mike was a good actor yeah really i saw him in uh indian wants to bronx i
think yeah i was in that you were there i played the indian guy that's right the indian believe it
or not me i saw that you know why i remember it now oh you saw that you want to know why i remember
yeah because i wanted to be an actor but I was over in the liberal arts college.
So I remember it because Mike,
he had a piss in the garbage can one time.
Yeah.
There was a piss scene where he had a piss
with his back to the audience.
I remember during one of the scuffles,
the squirt bottle fell out of his pocket.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, that's what...
I remember that happening.
That's so crazy.
You do? Yeah, because he was horrified that happening. That's so crazy. You do?
Yeah, because he was horrified.
Yeah.
He was so embarrassed.
Right.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
That's a long time ago, man.
Yeah.
And that was a challenging role because you really said very little and you just had to
be terrified the whole time.
I was a victim.
Yeah.
I just remember that now.
That was you, of course.
So, yeah.
So, I do have a history with you.
Do you have a history with me?
I don't know.
But I remember there was a, like, I known that Mike was doing, you know, like Shakespeare.
That you guys went these divergent routes.
Are you guys friends?
We're Facebook friends at this point.
Right.
You know, we had sort of, you know, a falling out.
And some years went by.
And I think when Facebook happened, I reached out to him and went like, hey, man, you know, we're really. And some years went by, and I think when Facebook happened,
I reached out to him and went like, hey, man, you know,
we're really good friends.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, why aren't we still really good friends?
And he was like, yeah, absolutely.
And he, you know, and he accepted my friend request.
And we, now we, but, you know, he lives in Seattle and I live here.
And I, you know, if I go up to Seattle at some point,
I will absolutely call him and look him up.
Does he have a family and stuff?
You got a family?
I do.
That really changed the equation of my life.
Once I got married and then I had one daughter and then I had another daughter.
And then it becomes everything.
Yeah, responsibility.
It really does i mean and a lot of friendships end up
falling by the wayside especially when there's geographical problems you know yeah uh i've
tried to maintain you know my five best friends from high school are still my five best friends
yeah yeah funny how i like that yeah yeah they they knew you before what you know they're never
gonna judge you as anything i don't give a. Yeah. You're still the guy that they knew.
Yep.
You know, I go to, I'm on the board at BU.
Yeah.
You know, I'm a, I, you know, for the Dean's Advisory Board.
Yeah, yeah.
And I speak to the freshmen about craft because they're about to go into the bubble.
Yeah.
And I speak to the seniors about the world the business
the business yeah so there's a vocational aspect to that but speaking to the freshmen i always say
to them you have to define success for yourself yeah because if it's just all about the you know
holding awards in your hand and the glam and all that shit that's a very finite thing and only a few people in that
yeah that's a real tight ring there's like seven rings in the business you know to get into that
that ring is yeah you know and i know a lot of people who are you know work a day actors who who
who are in it you know who they are they're in your you know your psyche yeah you know like a
guy like brian howe been around forever been in a you know dozens of movies television series
he's currently on west world he's amazing yeah uh this guy but i don't think anyone really knows
brian's name per se i know i don't now i have to google he's one of the and he's a really
successful and tremendous actor highly respected everybody loves brian but i you know there's
there's all different places in the business you know i look at uh nina tassler who was an acting
major at boston university yeah she ended up oh yeah that guy she ended up going yeah you know
who he is sure you've seen him dozens of shit right so uh nina ends up going behind the scenes ends up working for a guy named
les moonves when he's a producer at laura mar boom boom boom they keep on you know working their way
up and next thing you know she's the president of cbs yeah for a long time and incredibly successful
so everybody has their path right everybody goes in the business in the
business you know um you know i knew i knew you somehow and there was some sort of connect someone
and i can't you know how life what are we you're 52 53 yeah yeah 53 years old so many different
things i've traveled so much and so you know i remember distinctly having a conversation about you
with somebody and i can't remember whom but i remember them saying like uh and i thought it
was bu was a bu connection well that's interesting that at least you know you're you're still giving
back and you know and you know trying to help the people with the dreams absolutely i you know my
daughter just graduated from usc uh-huh and uh
this past year and she was a theater major although now she identifies herself as a writer
who acts and she just signed a book deal as a matter of fact oh really yeah incredibly she's
writing a novel and she wow got about a third of the way through it pitched it and yeah it's great yeah and it's going to be out a year from now uh mother's
day of 18 uh and it's you know it's a brilliant fiction you know it's comedic it's about her
relationship with her mother it's called raising mom uh-huh it's brilliant and is it based on truth
yes very much so we're all represented in it but it. But it's definitely fiction at the same time.
She's fashioned this sort of narrative.
And it's not hurtful.
Oh, she kicks us in the teeth a bunch of times, but in a great way.
It's really actually, it's a love story.
It really is.
And it's wonderful, and it's got a huge heart, but it's got teeth.
She's definitely got this dark ribbon through her. She played my daughter on The Shield. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's definitely got this dark ribbon through her.
She played my daughter on The Shield.
Oh, yeah.
She played Cassidy.
So she's got some,
she's her father's daughter, that's for sure.
But I love that she's a writer
and she's creating content.
And in the meantime,
I got to be her graduation speaker.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
At USC?
At USC.
Oh, wow.
Which was insane to give my daughter her diploma.
Isn't something that happens, man.
It's crazy.
It's insane.
Yeah.
So I've been really fortunate on a lot of levels.
I keep stepping in shit.
You know what I mean?
And I guess also I'm always forward. I'm always moving ahead. really fortunate in a lot of levels you know i keep stepping in shit you know what i mean and i
i guess also i'm always forward i'm always moving ahead i i don't like to sit back and and and look
at past successes or even past failures only to the degree of like to look at it learn or glean
whatever i can from it and then move the fuck on. Well, yeah. Well, you went from, you know, the commish to the shield, which was like this strange,
like complete transformation that, you know, but that must have had like, you know, the
commission, you did well.
And I'm sure after that run was done, you felt proud and you banked some money and you
got your health insurance and the family's happy and everybody's good.
And, you know, it was probably sad for it to go away, but, you know, it was done.
Well, there's always these dips,
especially when you do a long-running television series.
Yeah.
That's where anybody who's an actor
has to listen up right now.
Because if you have a long-running series
as an actor on a television show,
it's different than anything else.
You've left this, especially if it's successful,
you've left an indelible image,
an imprint on the public.
Right.
And it's going to take a little while
for another generation to come up
and also for those people
to sort of be able to accept you
in another context.
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
So there's inevitably
this sort of downtime.
So if you're into music,
that's a perfect time
for you to record a record.
Yeah.
Or if you're into theater,
go and do a show on on broadway as i did
right after the that was your one man show yeah what was that about uh men and women it was called
uh defending the caveman rob becker did it oh you did becker show show yeah no shit at the booth
do you know rob i don't know rob but i know the show and i know he started as a comic and i you
know i there was a when did you get into comedy uh well i after college and i you know i was there for five years at bu i left in like 86 and i came
out to la for a bit and then i kind of hit the wall on drugs and went back to boston and started
wait a minute hold on a second i'm i'm having a flash i think it was dennis larry who i talked
to about yeah that's possible you know dennis yeah he was part of uh his company jim serpico at apostle produced my tv series for four seasons okay okay so was
that relatively recent relatively recent yeah that's probably it sure because like when i when
i got back to boston 1988 i came in second in the in the riot and that's when i started working as
a comic oh cool yeah cool so that's but i've been a lot of different places i was in second in the in the riot and that's when i started working as a comic oh cool
yeah cool so that's but i've been in a lot of different places i was in san francisco new york
and back here in la now comedians man well yeah well yeah that was around they're all you're always
on but getting back to a becker when i was in san francisco you know he was this guy who who did
stand up and then he was one of the first to kind of franchise that show like you know he did that
show for years.
Years. And then it just became this thing.
Made a fortune off it.
Yeah, and then it became this thing that other people could do.
Right.
And you were one of those people.
Yeah.
Well, you know, he had established it on Broadway at, you know, the Helen Hayes, which was a smaller theater.
Yeah.
And then I took it to the booth, which was, you know, it just blew it out.
It was a larger theater. It was like 1,100 seats. And, you know, and I did a six-month run. Yeah. And then I took it to the booth, which was, you know, it just blew it out. It was a larger theater.
It was like 1100 seats.
And, you know, and I did a six month run.
Yeah.
And then he while I was doing that, he went to, I think, Chicago and mounted it there.
Yeah.
So, like you say, he franchised it and he had mounted a production in Vegas or something like that.
Anyway, he did really well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, and then so that's what you're doing to buy your time. And then how does the commish happen? did a production in vegas or something like that anyway he did really well yeah yeah you know and
then so so that's what you're doing to buy your time and then how does the commish happen i mean
how does yeah well because you know you got to look at what's coming at you you know here i had
just done a you know a comedy and i was well known for playing you know this affable sort of roly
poly guy on the commish and i wanted to break that shit you know i you know
what happened was in 2000 i ended up doing two gigs i played curly in the three stooges movie
a tv movie yeah it was a tv movie with uh uh evan handler and paul ben victor yeah and and uh
you know mel gibson produced it was really proud movie, actually. Did you do a lot of research?
Yeah.
I read all about those guys, saw a ton of video, a ton of old films.
Can you do the laugh?
Sure.
You know, your mother and my mother are both mothers.
It's been a while since I've i've it's good it's taking him up yeah yeah i love curly yeah you know and that was daunting because you know whenever you play
you know a real guy a guy you know you gotta sink in and i i loved it i'm very proud of that movie
people should look at you know look it up it's a great movie um and then the other thing i did
was this ill-fated uh year a comedy, a half-hour sitcom called
Daddy-O.
Uh-huh.
And, you know, it was a benign, you know, sweet, good, big-hearted show.
Uh-huh.
But again, it was more of the same.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, man.
When it ended, I bitterly said to my wife, gotta do a show called fucking blow me yeah you know
what i mean because you know i just wanted to do something you know real and satisfying
you know as an actor when you're just doing that and you got to take the gig if it's offered to you
you know i'm raising children at this point now i got two kids yeah and then when you do
mortgage payments when you do you have no control yeah over the content and if it's silly you just
suck it up and yeah do the best you can exactly and people you know and you know this yeah the
public seems to think that we all have our just druthers you know we could just do whatever the
fuck we want yeah yeah so i you know i made this choice because i had all of the choices i mean you know i say to people do you have you
looked at me i don't i'm not brad pitt yeah i never was brad pitt right i mean you know what
i mean there's like 10 guys maybe right over the course of the 30 years of my career that were in
that position where the scripts were coming at them
right you know yeah in the feature side especially sure um and then the rest of us in the the next
ring are duking it out and fighting for every inch yeah uh for everything and trying to get that role
that can break through a showcase your work yeah and the only reason that the shield happened is
because it was at fx and it was off everyone's radar in fact i was a television star at that
time and you know uh i know i used quotes and it's annoying yeah i used air quotes and you guys can't
see that then i'm glad yeah anyway anyway my the people in my camp at the time were like you can't see that then i'm glad yeah anyway anyway my the people in my camp at the time were like
you can't do this you're a television star it's fx and you're out of shape yeah well no actually
at the time i was ripped you got ripped that's why you did that in your downtime i did that in
my downtime worked it out got insane shape and i was looking for that kind of a role really and
when i read it i was like are you guys
crazy have you read this it's the best pilot i've ever read so i went for the material the material
and material and hoped that you know that i'd have a great tape from it yeah that would break
the mold yeah that's was my the height of my you know Like, please let me get some good tape out of this shit.
Sure.
So people won't think of me just as the commish.
Right.
Or daddy-o.
Yeah, yeah.
You know?
The four people that watch daddy-o.
And it was incendiary, although I thought it had tremendous potential.
I was like, God, if people see this, they're going to dig this.
Because this is, you know, i loved what it was going for
more morally dubious alpha cop yeah well it's just about look it's very resonant right now
the the thematic question of the shield was what are we willing to accept from law enforcement
post 9-11 america to keep us safe yeah that's what's happening right now right and you know it's you see the the ambivalence and the
gray areas of you know how tough it is to be a cop yeah and how hard it is to do your job yeah
and how contentious it is with the public and how some bad apples ruin it for the rest of the blue
you know it's so it's relevant yeah still yeah um so i thought man this could break through but it's on
fucking fx you know what i mean and we were the first yeah so when i won the emmy
it was this it was an earthquake it was a tectonic shift shift the networks all the networks went
which cable network do we own?
Because they all own them.
Yeah.
People don't realize that they all own, it's right pocket, left pocket.
Right.
So they did something brilliant business-wise.
Fox went into competition with itself at FX because Fox owns FX.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah, but they were like, well, why not?
Yeah.
And FX now, look at FX.
Yeah. look at the
quality amazing stuff that they do one show after another i have to say peter ligori and kevin
riley the first two presidents of fx yeah their first three forays into original scripted material
was the shield nip tuck and rescue me yeah you know just a a one two three punch yeah three massive hits and look at
the careers that have launched out of just those three shows sure like yeah they took chances
actors yeah they did and it was raw and it had you know real edge the mandate at the time it's
really you know it's kind of harkens back to the early days of Sundance
when you have no money, no time, but the willingness to let artists do their thing.
Yeah, Louis.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
God, I've not met him.
Oh, really?
He's just so insane.
Like my favorite, he kills me.
Oh.
Louis C.K.
He's a little elusive, but I think if you hang around new york you could meet
him just watched oh my god again the other day and kills me so yeah so that defines you yeah that
was the role you know well that was that was you know that was a huge breakthrough for me and what
it's done is made people realize that you know i have a considerable amount of range yeah you know yes i can play
the roly-poly affable guy but i can also play a motherfucker too yeah and everything in between
you can play a superhero yeah suck it you got the full package uh the full emotional you know
that's that's that's all i always admired people in the in the industry
that were versatile sure character actors yeah people who could you know put on a bunch of
different hats and really sell it you know gene hackman i love best he's the best he's the best
i think he retired he did he did but one of the greatest things in the world was to hear that he
was a fan of the shield oh yeah through dj caruso he told
you yeah dj worked with me on the shield yeah and eagle eye and he made a movie with him and he was
like oh you work on that show the shield that's no i love that show that that's the real shit i'm
like oh god it's beautiful i could die now hackman was so good yeah you know and what so you like i'm
just looking at stuff and i i don't watch a
lot of stuff but it looks like you know you just do the work you know you do animated shit you do
you know i love working man i do um what is no ordinary family how'd that go that was uh a
superhero show that i did for one season that a real shame because it had a huge following people loved it
and it was just a behemoth and we shot it in LA and it cost so much money and I don't know you
know you never know the real right for something going down because it's interesting you know I
looked at the numbers of that show and they were strong and i still obviously something was wrong with the math
yeah you know you never know who's pissed off at who too in terms of producers yeah you know i mean
there's talk about you know that's greg belanti produced the show and he was moving over to warner
brothers at the time and you know and and abc was like done with him so abc disney so that you never know what the
the as an actor yeah you know unless you're right in there with everybody even then you don't know
sure yeah yeah you're not in the room and you don't find out till the day with the network you
not you're not there when the network guys go in there and shut the door and make their decisions
you know they're going to tell you what they're going to tell you but you you don't really know what the body and it usually has to do with the bottom line but it
can also have to do with relationships or broken relationships sure bottom line is it didn't go
forward it was a fun show yeah the great cast julie benz romney malco we had a blast yeah and
it was well you know people man it's so funny people look at television and you know, people, man, it's so funny. People look at television and, you know, they feel, I think that they think that actors have so much more control than they do.
Why didn't that guy stop them from taking off?
You know how many people walk up to me and go, you know, why don't you just have them do another season of Vegas?
And I'm like, because they canceled it.
Tell them, you know, you can do that. Go'll tell them, you know, you can do that.
Go and tell them that we loved it.
Yeah.
There is a sort of blind side to how the business works.
Yeah, you're like, no, that's not what happens.
And are they still making Gothams?
Yeah, I just finished.
Literally, I just two days ago finished and came back from New York.
I've been in New York for the last two years,
living on 56th and 6th, like 100 yards from Trump Tower.
It's been crazy, huh?
Oh, my God, what a cluster.
It's just been really incredible to watch that evolve
over the last two years into what it is now,
which is a colossal clusterfuck.
Well, I mean, it's costing tens of millions of dollars
to just isolate that building.
Right.
Because it's in the center of Manhattan.
Yeah.
You know, and I'm just happy to be out of there right now.
Yeah.
It's just madness.
But it's been wonderful.
You know, I'm really glad to be getting back into shape.
Like last year, I got so fat because i went to new
york and and i was doing gotham and living in new york and i was going to every theater production
and i go into restaurants so they were like mr jig was right this way and here's another appetizer
that you didn't order yeah yeah you know and i was just for me thank you know i just sure you got
you don't want to insult i didn't want to insult the guy so this year i made it, you know, I just lived it. Sure, you don't want to insult the guy. I didn't want to insult the guy.
So this year I made it about, you know what, let's get back to, you know, my brand and get back into shape.
So, you know, I've really been going hardcore for about six months again.
And I'm starting to get back to me.
Get tight.
Ready to go, yeah.
So now with the music, with the influence record.
Yeah.
What, do you play out?
What do you?
We just did.
We played, in November, we played our first live show, 12-piece band.
You know, I got the guys from Conan O'Brien's band on this, too.
Which ones?
Scott Healy, who's the head of the band, the keyboard player.
Uh-huh.
And La Bamba, the guys in the brass section.
It was an incredible experience.
You know, I built a studio in my house,
a recording, like you did with this.
I built a cool recording studio in my house, world-class.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, and I just had session players come to my house.
I'd show them the tune.
We'd shed it.
We'll throw it on.
Well, good, man.
Yeah, awesome.
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
That's, yeah.
And I'm glad it worked out over and over again.
Yeah, that's right.
And that's me. I'll just keep swinging. out over and over again. Yeah, that's right. And that's me.
I'll just keep swinging.
All right.
Thanks for talking, Mike.
Pleasure.
Pretty cool, right?
That was a good talk.
He's like a solid dude, man.
A solid dude.
Does my words sound fat?
Where's the guitar?
I have to...
I gotta give my new guitar a rest
because it's, uh...
In order to get the sound I want,
it destroys my left eardrum,
which has problems.
Yeah, my ears are going.
My cat's gone.
My voice has gotten fatter.
The world's gonna be
just a flaming rock spinning through space.
Well, let's not be negative.
Let's be thoughtful and engaged.
Let's use a phase shifter.
That ought to do it.
Phase shifter and a telecaster.
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