WTF with Marc Maron Podcast - Episode 885 - Rita Moreno
Episode Date: January 28, 2018Rita Moreno is a show business legend with an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony to her name, as well as several lifetime achievement awards and the Presidential Medal of Freedom. She tells Marc abo...ut the ups and downs of her 70 year career as a singer, dancer and actor, from the highs of working with people like Jack Nicholson and Gene Kelly to the lows of racial typecasting and sexual harassment. They also talk about relief work in Puerto Rico and why Norman Lear's reboot of One Day at a Time is Rita's dream project. Sign up here for WTF+ to get the full show archives and weekly bonus material! https://plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-marc-maron-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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all right let's do this how are you what the fuckers what the fuck buddies what the fucking ears what the fucksters what's happening i'm mark maron this is my podcast wtf how are you
i'm pretty good i'm trying to uh to level off you know uh rita Moreno's here. That was an honor, I must say.
That was great to talk to her.
Glow ended.
We shot the last episode.
We finished the last shots of this season, season two,
of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling last Tuesday.
And then we had a photo shoot, promotional photo shoot Wednesday.
But yeah, so it's always sort of weird
and touching when a production ends because you've been with these people for a few months
um but it does feel weird you do develop a little community and a little world with
everybody involved in the production from from you know craft services all the way up to the grips to
the lighting to the ads to the there's so many people involved in it. It's
like its own little village for a few months. And it was sort of, I think it was sort of sad
and oddly, I don't even remember what the fuck we shot. Yeah. We did three and a half, four months
there. And I read all the scripts and I did my part and I don't know how it's all going to come
together, what it's going to look like. I do know that the stories are pretty great and compelling
and that the season looks good, but you just don't know like i don't remember episode two that i shot it's a very bizarre thing
it all just becomes this blur but it's going to be good we took some fun pictures yeah and
everybody's gone their separate ways to do their separate lives sad Sad. But like I said, the season is going to be, I think it's
going to be great. What else is happening? I'm watching movies. I've watched all the screeners
except for one. I didn't watch the Churchill movie. What's that one called? Darkest Hour.
I got to watch that. I got to watch. I want uh gary oldman encased in a churchill body
cocoon like some sort of strain like at the end of it he just kind of breaks open at the end of
the shoot at the end of his production at the end of his little village of uh of movie making he
just rips out of churchill from the inside and uh there's a metamorphosis back into Gary Oldman.
I'd like to see that.
I'd like to see, they should make a short film of that.
Just Gary Oldman in the Churchill cocoon.
And then like him, you just see him laying there, the Churchill.
And then it starts to break open in sort of a grotesque way.
And out comes the beautiful butterfly that is Gary Oldman out of the tough skin of the Churchill.
Just a concept, just a pitch.
You know, don't, you know, you don't have to mark, you know, I'm just saying, just pitching.
So, yeah, I've seen them all except for that one.
Maybe I'll watch that one later.
Some of them aren't on here.
Like, yeah, the three billboards outside Ebbing was great.
I enjoyed that.
The Shape of Water is nice.
The Fishman.
The Post I thought was okay.
Phantom Thread was genius.
Lady Bird I loved.
Get Out was great.
Dunkirk.
I think I should have seen it in a movie,
in the theater.
It didn't have the same effect,
but I enjoyed the movie.
Darkest Hour I Didn't See.
Call Me By Your Name.
Enjoyed that movie.
I watched some other movies.
I have to say, though,
I get all these screeners, and you know that movie all the money in the world that one was so bad i walked
out of my house that's how bad that was so uh yeah what else is happening i'm trying to go through
the garage a little bit went through my stack of business cards it's weird how many business cards uh you have and how far back they go i mean i have
business cards i didn't even what am i i have a a garris brothers townhouse restaurant package
wicker business card pita garris this guy i went to high school with this guy and the townhouse
is a liquor store and restaurant on central uh avenue in
albuquerque new mexico and i don't even know if it's still open and i know pete i went to high
school i don't know if he's still alive or what's going on or whether he owns it now but i have the
business card why i don't know did take me back though it did take me back to buying booze at that
place when i was you know i don't want to get into any trouble. Here's one, Fran Salamita.
I have Fran Salamita's business card.
Fran Salamita is a Boston comic.
He later on went on to do other stuff, and I remember running into him,
but it brings me back to Boston to watching Fran do his half Italian, half Jewish bit
back in the basement at Play It Again Sam's in Alston, Massachusetts,
maybe 1987, 88.
Fran Salamita.
I've got Ruby Mazer's card.
Ruby Mazer.
Mazer Studios.
I've been carrying this around for like a decade or two.
He is actually the guy that created the Rolling Stones logo.
The tongue and the lips.
He did all right with that one.
Here's one.
I kept this forever. This oasis diner it's in uh burlington vermont i've kept this since the 80s i don't even
know if this place is still there i was on a road trip with another comic i remember going to the
diner it was a classical dining car i remember having uh i believe i had an open-faced turkey sandwich gravy. Huh.
Max Gill and Grill.
This is my buddy Eric in Denver.
What's in the case guitars?
Andy Clark.
I don't even know if Andy does this anymore.
Andy Clark was a guy who worked at Venus Records. He was a friend of my friend Craig Anton.
He's a good guitar player, but he got out of the racket of playing guitar.
He was working at a record store.
Then he went and got a degree in accounting.
I think he went on to accounting and management at restaurants, guitar collector. Nice guy. Miss him.
Should give him a call. I have David Rakoff's business card. That's sad. He passed. What a
loss that was. What a great writer. Funny guy. Beverly Laurel Hotel. Mm-hmm. Memory's there.
That was before they renovated. Holiday Beach Inn. Holiday Beach Inn. Oh, 411 South Ocean Drive.
I don't think this is there anymore.
It was this creepy, horrible little hotel that for some reason I stayed in because it
was close to my mom's many years ago.
And then Billy F. Gibbons, friend of Eric Clapton.
That's what his business card says.
Billy Gibbons.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I just took a walk down business card lane.
Accept my apology.
I just thought that would be interesting.
Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.
I don't know.
I don't know, folks.
Rita Moreno is on the show today.
Rita Moreno, the Rita Moreno.
What was that?
I wanted to tell you something about something else.
About something else.
God damn it.
Oh, I remember.
I remember what I wanted to i remember what i wanted
to talk to you about have you seen this documentary i think it's on uh it's on amazon prime i believe
called rumble about the uh indigenous people american indigenous people's involvement in uh
in music specifically the blues and rock and roll. And they talk about Link Wray, Buffy St. Marie,
but they talk about Charlie Patton.
And I didn't realize, I didn't really,
I should have known, this is all accessible history
about the kind of the indigenous people
and the freed slaves and the sort of these communities of intermingling of the two.
I knew somewhat about it in New Jersey and whatnot, but I didn't really put together or would never have known that Charlie Patton was an American Indian.
And that rhythm, there's a rhythm that comes from American indigenous population, the music of the American indigenous people, North American, North American Indians, that it sort of kind of weaved its way into popular music.
Oh, there was this one jazz singer, too, that there's a type of singing and a type of rhythm that kind of infused itself into jazz and blues and rock and roll.
And I never knew anything about it because I was ignorant.
I was ignorant of it.
And it was sort of fascinating to watch in this documentary, Rumble,
an American Indian woman listening to Charlie Patton
and following the lines of his cadence with traditional Indian music
from America, it just was very touching to me.
And I had no idea.
So I've been going down this Charlie Patton rabbit hole trying to connect the dots of
North American indigenous music to the blues.
Kind of mind blowing.
I do enjoy when my mind gets blown.
So that was provocative to me.
So I thought I'd share it with you
for those of you who give a shit.
All right, so Rita Moreno,
West Side Story, The Electric Company,
met a lot of TV, a lot of awards.
She's like a very powerful presence
and a very outspoken presence
in the world of acting.
And I was,
I was very excited that we,
we,
we got that.
We,
I got to talk to her.
She's doing a new season of one day at a time.
It's now streaming on Netflix.
You can watch all the episodes now.
That's obviously a revamping of the classic old Norman Lear show.
I also did this interview the,
you know, the day after the SAG awards where she presented the Lifetime Achievement Award
to Morgan Friedman.
And also I wanted to take, you know,
she's 86 and she's very lively and clear headed,
but we only had like an hour.
And obviously I could have spoken to her for a long time,
but this is a time I got to spend
with this Hollywood legend, Rita Moreno.
So enjoy the time we have.
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Oh, he's my buddy.
He's my pal.
We've known each other for 50 years.
Isn't that amazing?
We've had a long friendship in show business.
That's usually really, really, really long.
Yeah, and you guys are actual friends.
You talk to each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because I always meet people in here, I talk to them,
and I assume people are friends in show business
just because you see them on a show.
But they're not.
They're not.
No, they don't know.
I don't know lots and lots of people.
I don't know lots and lots of stars, for instance.
It is assumed by friends and civilians that and civilians right that i know everybody and they
know me not so yeah because they think it's a small uh community they think that we all must
know each other it may be small but it's not that small it's not it's not as small as it used to be
i mean i can't imagine like you've been doing this a long time i mean yes you won an Oscar in 1961. I have to assume that that party, that house, it did feel like more people knew each other then.
I think so.
I think so.
Yes.
I think it's, well, you know, people travel a lot now, too.
Right.
But I'll tell you something really interesting that happened last night that just absolutely knocked me out.
last night that just absolutely knocked me out.
A young woman, I'm saying young, she's probably about, I'm guessing she's in her late 30s,
came over to my chair at the table and she kneeled down because I was sitting down.
So she wasn't kneeling really. Right.
And began to tell me how much I meant to her and how very moved she was by meeting me and to see me.
And it was so wonderful that I was there.
And she just went on and on and on.
And I suddenly said to myself, oh, my God, this is Winona Ryder.
It was Winona?
It was Winona Ryder.
Oh, that's so sweet.
And I thought she looked familiar.
And I said, oh, my God. So following that up, I'm backstage just before I go on to present Morgan, his wonderful honor.
Yeah.
And Sarah Silverman comes up to me with wet eyes that are slightly gleaming.
Yeah.
Says, I love you.
I've always loved you. Oh, my God, it's you. And I'm saying, my God, I love you. I've always loved you.
Oh, my God, it's you.
And I'm saying, my God, it's you.
I was astonished and delighted at all these young, and it happened all evening, all evening
long.
So many young, younger.
Let's put it that way.
I'm 86, so everybody's younger.
Yeah.
Let's put it that way.
I'm 86, so everybody's younger.
Right.
So many people kept coming up to me, and I was just, not to speak of delighted, I was thrilled.
Well, you're one of those people, like, I've always known, you feel like you're there your whole life. You know, it's true, because I've been around for so long, and I've done a lot of different things.
Totally different things.
The electric company was a very very big deal yeah that all that wouldn't i'm i'm 54 and they you know certainly
you know the electric company went into my head just the the fact that you did like 700 of them
oh yeah we did tons and tons i mean it's crazy how many there were five uh well no i was gonna
say five a week but no we did we didn't even that. What we did was we did lots of sketches every day.
Right.
So heaven, 700 is probably right.
Yeah.
And it's just like, it's this part of your imagination.
And then when I was looking at your credits and stuff, like I'd forgotten about carnal
knowledge.
Oh, that's right.
A lot of people forgot.
That's a great scene.
That's a crazy scene.
It's you and Jack.
It's a superb movie.
Yeah.
It's a wild movie. Yeah. Yeah. You play the prostitute, right? That's a crazy scene. It's you and Jack. It's a superb movie. Yeah, it's a wild movie.
Very dark.
Yeah, yeah.
You play the prostitute, right?
That's right.
In that one scene where he's telling you you're doing it wrong.
You've got to do exactly as he says because he's paying me.
Right.
Oh, what a depressing scene.
That was a horrible scene.
But it was a good scene.
That was hard to do, though.
Yeah?
Oh, it was so hard to do.
We were doing it on a hydraulic platform.
The reason being that she should appear according to the directions of...
Mike Nichols?
No, no, no.
The writer.
Oh, who wrote it?
Oh, God.
Village Voice.
He did all those wonderful cartoons.
Oh, right, right, right.
Jules Feiffer.
Oh, you did it!
Jules Feiffer. Google this. You did it. I couldn't even get there. Jules Feiffer. Oh, you did it. Jules Feiffer.
Google this.
You did it.
I couldn't even get there.
Jules Feiffer wrote it.
Right.
And it says that when she's doing him his service,
that she seems to be descending forever and ever.
Now, we know what that means sexually.
But what they did that was really so clever but in insanity was to put me
on a hydraulic platform looking into the camera as though it were jack right jack was right there
right under the camera to help me yeah you know whenever i could i'd look at him for inspiration
if that's what you call it but you we had a wall we were in a warehouse uh-huh and we had a wall. We were in a warehouse. And we had a wall that must have been, I don't know, 100 feet.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Whatever warehouses are.
Right, yeah.
And the hydraulic platform would go all the way up.
And then the monologue was done on the way down.
And that wall was all wallpapered, the same wallpaper.
That must have looked wild.
Oh, it was bizarre.
Yeah, yeah. The extreme. Here's the problem. For one shot. wallpaper the same wallpaper oh that must look wild oh it was bizarre yeah yeah extreme here's
the problem for one shot well it's a major scene yeah it is yeah in a major movie but it's a major
major scene because this was the upshot of what happens to a man who who objectifies women i mean
it was really to such a degree oh yeah yeah the one problem, and it was a huge one,
was that hydraulic platforms
have air bubbles.
So every once in a while,
I bounce a little.
And then you'd hear
Mike Nichols say,
okay, let's
take her up again.
And we did it over and over
and over and sooner.
And, you know, at some point, sometimes we'd get to almost the middle of my ride.
And we were thinking, oh, thank God.
And then we'd go, bloop.
Oh, man.
So as a result of that, and I was not thrilled about doing this scene.
No?
I did it because I thought it was brilliant.
Yeah.
And it needed to be done.
And it was in a typecast role.
Hell no.
Yeah.
Anyway, the thing is finally over.
I go home.
This whole movie was shot in Canada.
I think it was Montreal.
And two weeks later, I answer the phone.
Rita?
Is this Mike? Mike? He said, yeah, honey. answer the phone rita is this mike mike he said yeah honey and i said no
no please tell me no i knew i knew you gotta do it again so i had to do it again this time
stationary oh wow which was really and i did not have jack there to inspire me, nothing.
I was just looking into this bloody black lens on the camera as though it were him.
And I can't tell you how much more difficult that was without Jack there.
I bet. Isn't that interesting?
Yeah, so they didn't use any of the footage.
They did.
They used some of it.
They used stationary and then they used the moving.
Thank goodness they were able to use some of them because I thought that was such an incredible effect.
Yeah, it was.
It sounds like it.
Well, Jack, I mean, I've heard.
I've not talked to him.
I'd love to talk to him, but I don't think that's going to happen.
Everybody would love to talk to Jack.
But I hear he just, you know, he's very available on set.
He loves to act all the time.
Well, imagine. I mean, you know how many tapes, we must have done, I'm guessing, we must have
done about 30 takes, maybe even more that were interrupted.
Sure.
And he stayed there for me.
Right.
It's great.
Because he really knew that as an actor, for myself as an an actress i needed to have something other than a
lens to look into so between takes like on the way up each time i'd be looking at him he had that
evil evil smile that he has oh my god that is the worst smile in the world when he wants it
yeah when he wants to yeah he is so wicked yeah but. But a nice guy, generally? Very.
Yeah.
Very nice guy.
But when the awards came along, the New York City critics was the first always to come up with the awards for movies.
And they were honoring Jack.
And they asked me, since I had done the film with him, would I do just his section, like
I did with Morgangan freeman yeah and
i said oh gee yeah i'd be thrilled yeah i'd be thrilled and i i told the story to the audience
which are all critics yeah and i remember meryl streep was there um i told the audience the story
of the the damn thing bubbling and hydraulic having to do it and how really
generous and i just praised him to the skies i said you know that's what acting's really all
about and all that kind of stuff he got drunk yeah and he was apparently pretty rude that evening to
a lot of people or salacious or whatever it is he gets. And he said to me out loud,
so if I was so terrific, why didn't you give me something?
And of course, everybody laughed.
And I thought, how am I going to come back?
And I did it.
I said, well, if there had been something there, I would have.
Oh, yeah.
You got him.
And his wicked smile just went plunk.
Just dropped.
Dropped.
Good one.
What year was that?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know years.
Oh, yeah.
I stopped doing years.
Yeah, there's no reason to.
Right.
Why bother?
Right.
I just know when I was born.
Yeah, that's good.
That's a good one to know.
And you know where you were born.
Yes.
Puerto Rico, right?
I was.
Do you still have family there?
I have some extremely distant, you know, the cousin of the cousin of the cousin.
So they're almost barely related.
And so I don't know a lot of these people.
It's an awful time right there.
I was there.
You went?
Oh, of course.
Yeah. I went there about two weeks? Oh, of course. Yeah.
I went there about two weeks, about two, three weeks ago.
And I brought a bunch of money with me.
Oh, that's nice.
That you collected?
I collected some.
And some was due me because I was supposed to do a talk there way before the storm happened.
So what I said was, okay okay i'm going to give my
speaker's fee yeah and then we added to that and uh louise uh louise uh miranda the pop
yeah uh he and i collected 15 000 and another lin-manuel's father lin-manuel's father yeah
louise is very very active and very political, by the way.
And so I went there
with about $25,000, $30,000,
and we got a huge truck
with basics.
When I say basics,
I'm talking toothbrushes,
soap, towels,
and I took it upon myself to visit the senior homes in my hometown.
Oh, wow.
Which was the first hit by, it was where the storm landed.
Which town?
Umacao.
It starts with an H.
H-U-M-A-C-A-O.
And that, will you imagine, it got hit first.
Oh, wow.
Devastated?
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
And these people
have been living without light now
up until this very moment.
Yeah.
And it is heartbreaking.
One of the things that we brought
was solar battery...
Reading lights?
Flashes, flashlights, and reading lights.
That was one of the really important things.
I mean, think of it this way, that at night, what do you do at night?
You turn on the telly and watch the news.
Oh, yeah.
You watched your favorite shows.
Yeah.
You read the newspaper.
You catch up.
Right.
You read a book.
Yeah.
You play dominoes, as they do there a lot.
You play cards.
You can't do anything at night except stare into this black hole.
Oh, this is so depressing and horrible.
It was so horrible.
So I danced with some of the guys, the old guys.
They were really sweet.
Oh, they must have been thrilled that you were there.
They were very happy.
They all knew you.
I was happy, yes.
Of course.
Yes.
Rita. Yeah, your hero yes. Of course. Yes. Rita.
Yeah, your hero.
Yes.
A returning hero.
Yes.
It was very gratifying.
Well, how old were you when you left there?
I was five.
Oh, so, but did you travel there throughout your life?
Oh, yeah.
Right.
I've gone back there a bunch of times.
I've performed there.
All kinds of things, yeah.
And when my book came out, I went to promote it there
and read some sections
because it also came out in Spanish.
And needless
to say, it did really well.
Of course, yeah. I'm sure that was a
great market for your book. It did really, really
well.
So you come here at five with your mom?
On a ship.
And
when does the showbiz start?
How does that happen?
It started in Puerto Rico when I was dancing for Grandpa.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
He was playing records.
Remember records?
Sure.
I have them.
I still buy them.
So do I.
Yeah, I love them.
Oh, so do I.
I have a huge collection of them.
Yeah, it's great.
LPs, and I even have some 78s.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Do you know what I even have some 78s. Oh, wow, yeah.
Do you know what I have?
What?
You're not going to believe it.
Tell me.
I have a 12-inch version of 78s of Wizard of Oz.
Really?
On 78?
Wow.
78, but 12-inch.
A big one, yeah, yeah.
And a huge-looking album with the people singing.
Oh, that's great.
The people.
Yeah, sure.
Judy Garland.
You knew her, right?
Did you know her?
Oh, yeah.
Everybody knew her.
Yeah.
But also when I was in my, when I was about 10, I started to do dubbing from English into
Spanish.
Here?
And I, in New York.
Yeah.
And Ricardo Montalban's brother used to be the director of those.
Yeah.
Carlos Montalban.
And I became the voice of Margaret O'Brien.
Uh-huh.
In Spanish.
She grows in Brooklyn.
Uh-huh.
In Spanish.
Yeah.
Dubbing.
Yeah.
So, I'm very good, by the way, at doing looping.
I bet.
As a result.
Just watching the screen and just doing it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm really good at that.
So, you played, you just dubbed TV shows and movies?
No, there were no TV shows then.
There's no TV yet, just movies.
No.
So it was just dubbing movies?
Meet Me in St. Louis.
Oh.
Tree Grows in Brooklyn.
Meet Me in St. Louis.
That was Judy Garland, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they had, this is interesting, they had a singer from Cuba who would fly in just to
do her singing voice.
Why they would do that, I'll never understand.
Why in heaven's name would you dub Judy Garland's voice with someone else?
In Cuban.
Yeah.
Who tried very hard to sound like her.
Oh, that's bizarre.
But nobody sounded like her.
You should just leave the music intact.
I could not.
That's wild.
I don't understand it.
So you dance to your grandpa, but then you come here and you start working immediately on stage?
I started to go.
A friend of ours who was a Spanish dancer visited my mom in the apartment one day.
And she saw me bopping around.
And she just had an instinct.
And she said, you know, I have a feeling that Rosita might be a good dancer.
Can I take her to my dance teacher?
And my mom said,
sure. And I went to meet a man named Paco Cancino, who was Rita Hayworth's uncle.
Wow, Rita Hayworth's uncle.
She was Margarita Cancino.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
And it was thought that I would probably be a very good dancer. So that started it.
And that's when he started doing... And I was five.
Yeah.
And so how old were you when he did the first stage show?
The first show I ever did was in the village
as a partner to my dance teacher,
who was all of five feet one, I think.
And I was about...
I was a little girl.
Yeah.
I was about six.
I can't even imagine when he...
And he partnered me, and we played castanets, which I still play, by the way.
You still do it?
I do.
That's a very...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I've seen them.
Yeah.
And I don't know how it's a very specific skill.
It's an enormous amount of muscle in your lower arm.
Yeah, because people don't realize they're not connected.
No, no, they're not connected.
And what makes the sound is when you connect them with your four fingers right your thumb holds the uh the the rope yeah yeah and the and you do it
tight enough so that the castanets open up like a clam right right i get it yeah and then you do
that oh wow so it's a it takes a whole different skill oh yeah yeah i'm not even sure that i can
play them well enough now because i don't know if I have that kind of strength in my arms.
Well, fortunately, you don't have to play castanets.
But I love to.
And I do it in my act sometimes.
And when you do your show?
I have an act.
Your one-person show?
Mm-hmm.
You get the castanets going?
I sure do.
I love to do it because it's such an unusual instrument.
Yeah.
Particularly nowadays.
I mean, whoever heard of those things?
I just remember seeing them when I was younger.
I don't think I've seen a pair of castanets in a long time.
I know that people call them clackers.
Clackers.
Right.
Yeah.
You know, the clackers.
Well, I know there's kind that are connected for easier for people that don't.
Well, no, that's for percussionists.
Right.
They are connected.
Yeah.
And they just do finger stuff on them.
Right, right.
But that's not the real deal.
That ain't a castanet.
Where'd you learn how to do that?
From this dance teacher? Yeah. Yeah, he was a spanish dance teacher uh-huh so i learned
all kinds of um spanish dances from spain mexico the mexican hat dance oh yeah around the sombrero
yep yeah exactly yeah which i used to do in high school not in high school but in grammar school
all the time and when you were growing up what what part of New York did you grow up in?
In Manhattan on 180th Street.
I can't imagine what it was like then.
Like everything was so much different.
Even watching you the other night and just realizing that, you know, you've watched this.
Where I come from.
Where you come from.
In history.
It's crazy, right?
It is.
I mean, the changes, like even New York was so much more intimate then and must have seemed so different.
But you know what's interesting too?
Yeah.
The gangs were starting to form then.
Already.
Now, there was no diaspora when I came to New York City because-
From Puerto Rico?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not then.
Not yet.
So there was nobody who spoke Spanish.
In school, when I went to kindergarten, didn't know a word of English.
Where were most of the people from?
The Italians were there already.
They were Italian.
They were Irish.
They were Jewish.
They were anything but Hispanic.
No kidding.
There wasn't one Latino kid in kindergarten.
Not yet.
It was really scary for me.
It was very hard.
Were they hard on you?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and so when-
Well, they were, as I said, gangs were just starting to form.
Which gangs?
I don't know.
The Latino gangs?
No.
Oh, you mean like...
No, no, no, Irish.
Oh, the street gangs, right.
Irish, the street gangs.
Yeah, wow.
And I used to walk to school for lunch.
I mean, walk from school to my apartment building for lunch, and then walk away again, and then
come home.
to our apartment building for lunch and then walk away again and then come home.
And I used to zigzag to avoid these kids because right away they were saying terrible things to me,
calling me spick.
Oh, really?
And, you know, I barely spoke English.
I didn't know what that meant, but I knew that there was something bad about me.
That's what happens.
Yeah.
Children are very tender.
Internalized.
Features.
Right. about me that's what happens yeah children are very tender internalized features right and they feel that if you know people behave badly to you because you're a bad person right you may not know why but it's your fault it's my
fault right and that started that dialogue starts yeah so and then you got
to go home be like why am I different why they say you know I never told my
mom you didn't know well I felt I'll tell you why I tell her I intuited that she was not able to do anything about it and I didn't want to make her worry.
Right.
So you're carrying the burden.
Exactly.
You're going to carry the hatred of the kids.
That's right.
And protect your mother.
That's right.
Carrying the big load for a kid.
Oh, yeah.
That's a very big load for a kid.
And your mom wasn't married again or didn't, where was your dad?
Well, my mom married five times. Oh, okay. That's a very big load for a kid. And your mom wasn't married again? Where was your dad? Well, my mom married five times.
Oh, okay.
What a man.
Well, she was a good girl.
Uh-huh.
You know?
Uh-huh.
So she divorced my father in Puerto Rico, my biological father, and who was a woman crazy,
like many of those Latino guys were certainly in those days.
Did you have a relationship with him at all?
Not much because she only left for six months.
She left me there with him after the divorce,
and she came back about five months later again by ship.
How long did that take?
Bring me back to, oh, God, days.
Actually, on the way back to the United States,
she kept saying to me, you're going to a better life.
You'll see.
Uh-huh.
And the first thing that happened was this horrific storm, which delayed us.
And everyone was throwing up.
It was a horrific.
You're on the boat already?
Yeah.
We're on the boat. That scares me.
Oh, it was very scary.
And, you know, everyone really was getting violently ill. It was horrific. Yeah. We're on the boat. That scares me. Oh, it was very scary. Yeah. And everyone really was getting violently ill.
It was horrific.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But you made it.
Yeah, of course.
But that six months.
You always make it.
The six months you spent with your dad, that was about the longest.
That was it for the long stretches, and then it was done.
That was it.
And I saw him again many, many years later when I was about, oh, 19 or so.
Oh, yeah.
Already in movies?
Yes.
I was making an appearance along with other stars from a particular movie.
I don't remember which one, but I know that What's-Her-Name was with us.
Katy Jurado and some well-known people whom I don't remember now.
And he came backstage and I was just furious with him.
Oh, really?
Where have you been?
Yeah.
Where have you been?
And I didn't want anything to do with him.
I was so angry at him that he left my mother in such dire straits.
Right.
And I conveniently forgot about the divorce.
Right.
You just had the abandonment and the anger.
That's it.
Yeah.
And I wouldn't date a Hispanic man if you paid me.
Because that's how I perceived them.
Yeah.
Because my mom went with several.
Uh-huh.
Actually, my second father was a lovely man uh-huh i loved him he was cuban
yeah and he had strawberry blonde hair a lot of cubans by the way are are blondes yeah blonde
didn't know that yeah really yeah i think that's it has something to do with scotland i think i'm
not sure yeah i'm sure there's a history to that. Yeah, right. Now I'm going to go look it up later.
Yeah, actually, I'm curious too.
And I loved him very much,
and then she found someone else.
She was very young.
She was inexperienced.
Yeah.
You know, I can't say that I dislike her
for what happened,
but I had five fathers.
How was the third guy?
Third guy was the one I really hated.
Yeah, really? He was Hispanic, and he was Mexican. happened but i had five fathers how was the third guy third guy was the one i really hated yeah
really he was uh hispanic and he was a mexican he had a wonderful speaking voice because he
worked for the local spanish station uh-huh radio and uh he was kind of full of himself
and i just saw through him and my mother was like like, just gaga. Gaga.
A real charmer, huh?
And I was also jealous.
Right.
Because to them,
she'd been my mommy.
Right, but not an abusive guy
just to annoy you.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Not at all.
Yeah.
Nobody was ever abusive.
That's good.
You got lucky there.
Yeah, I did.
How long did you still,
did you keep your policy
of no Latino men for life?
I did.
It was really traumatic for me.
I guess.
Very traumatic.
Yeah.
And in fact, when somebody would flirt with me who was Latino, I'd get shivers.
Which happened all the time, I imagine.
Not that often, really.
When you're out in public?
But it did happen.
And when it did happen, I would literally get chills.
I'd get frightened.
But you did marry.
You got married.
I married, and I stayed married for 46 years to a nice Jewish doctor.
Sure.
Nice Jewish doctor.
Sensitive guy.
Well, that's, you know, it's redundant.
Yeah.
Look, my father was a nice Jewish doctor.
He wasn't that nice, ultimately.
But, you know.
My husband was a wonderful man.
He was terrific.
That's nice.
Yeah.
46 years.
That's a good run.
He was the most devoted husband and father and later grandfather.
What a great grandfather he was.
That's sweet.
Wow.
That's great. Killer. Oh, that's sweet wow that's great killer and now
that's so that's nice but you know we had our problems too because he was very controlling
which is not surprising the way i was brought up you know you want you want daddy sure yeah if you
get if you're missing one you're kind of always looking you're that's what i was always looking
and also you were a hollywood starlet but a while, that kind of control does not sit well.
And one day you want to start growing up, and that's when the problem starts.
Yeah.
Because you're, yeah, part of you.
Trying to, you know, use your wings, as it were.
As an adult.
As an adult.
Yeah, that's when it gets weird.
Because there's so much of you that's grown up, but there's one part that isn't.
And he just had to do everything for me.
And it began to be just absolutely maddening.
Annoying?
But we stayed married.
We stayed married for 46 years.
Well, also, I imagine that coming from where you're a well-known movie star.
With an exciting past.
That must have been threatening on some level.
To him?
Yeah.
I think it was, and I didn't realize that.
Right.
I think it was.
And, you know, there was all kinds of handsome guys around me all the time in my business.
Yeah.
And I would think it would give you pause if you were the guy.
If you were the guy who, you know, you're in love with someone who dated Marlon Brando or Elvis Presley.
That was a big deal.
It's a lot to carry, man.
It is.
In all fairness to him, absolutely.
I don't know if I could handle it.
There must have been moments where it's like, oh, what, I'm not Elvis Presley?
No, no, I never got that.
No, good.
He had way too much class.
Oh, good.
Well, that's good.
You got to respect him got that. No, good. He had way too much class. Oh, good. Well, that's good. You got to respect him for that.
He was extremely bright, very intelligent.
He had high IQ.
What kind of doctor?
And I've always been attracted to people who are very, very smart, including women.
Yeah.
I'm always attracted to the woman who's had a great education.
It's interesting.
When I had roommates, for instance.
Right.
We're not talking gay relationships.
Right.
Just talking.
Sure.
Sharing apartments because we could afford it.
Being impressed with people.
Friendship.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So when did you start doing films?
When I was 17.
Yeah?
What was the first one?
It was called So Young, So Bad.
Yeah.
And my agent could never get it right. And he'd say, you know, when he was trying to push me, he'd say, you know, it's so young, so bad. Yeah. And my agent could never get it right.
Yeah.
And he'd say, you know, when he was trying to push me,
he'd say, you know, it's so good, so young.
She said, so good, so young.
I'd say, so young, so bad.
Bullets Durgum.
Yeah, that was his name?
His name was Bullets Durgum.
In New York?
No, this was in L.A.
Was he with an agency or his own guy? Yeah, that was his own agency. Bullets Durgum. In New York? No, this was in L.A. Was he with an agency or was he on his own?
Yeah, that was his own agency.
Bullets Durgum.
The Bullets Durgum Agency.
Yeah.
And he was about, he was under five feet tall.
And he had a head shaped.
Like a bullet?
Yes.
And no hair, so Bullets Durgum. was he a big agent or was he a he was in the middle
uh-huh i mean a lot of people knew him because you know someone with a name like that bullets
yeah it's memorable and he talked very fast yeah you know hey reader how you doing reader
where was he from new york i have no. I never wanted to know anything about him.
Reader.
Reader.
So you moved out here permanently when you were 17?
I did.
I came with my mom.
Oh, she came too?
Yeah.
So you're both out here in the beautiful Southern California.
And she had, by this time, divorced the Mexican guy.
The third one.
That's the Moreno, actually.
That's where I got that last name.
From the third one? Yeah. The third one. That's the Moreno, actually. That's where I got that last name. From the third one?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Because my actual name, Rosita Dolores Alverio.
No one could ever pronounce Alverio to save my life.
Alvaro.
Right, sure.
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It worked.
It worked.
So the first movie, was it a musical or just acting?
It was about runaway schoolgirls.
So was it like a-
Anne Jackson was in it.
She was very young, too.
Oh, wow.
The actress, the New York actress.
Yeah.
And Anne Francis was in it.
So that was just a, was it like a B movie or was it like-
It was a B movie.
Yeah, yeah.
It was one of the very early independent movies.
Paul Henry, do you remember Paul Henry, the actor?
I don't, I don't.
You would if I tell you, what was the name of that famous movie he did with Bette Davis?
I know.
Now Voyager.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
Now Voyager.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he likes the two, he was very romantic. Yeah. Leading man, he, good. Yeah. Now Voyager. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he likes the two. He was very romantic.
Yeah.
Leading man.
He was European.
Yeah.
And he decided to make his own movies when he got blacklisted.
Oh, okay.
So he put this movie together, Runaway School Girls, and it was a bit exploitive, but not terrible.
But that was sort of that time in the early 50s
where things they were doing,
those kind of motorcycle gang movies.
They were just starting to do independent films,
little black and white movies.
Not outside the studio system.
Outside of the studios.
That's why they were called independent.
And I remember seeing a movie with Tony Curtis,
whose name was then Bernie Schwartz, in a movie called City Across the River, which came from a very famous book about gangs called the Amboy Dukes.
Right.
Okay.
And I remember seeing Tony Curtis and just dying.
He was gorgeous.
Yeah.
He made such an impression.
He had a small part in that movie, and the world wanted to know who he was.
Really?
Bernie Schwartz.
That was the one that broke him.
That was the one?
That was the one where everybody...
Yeah, I think it's his first movie.
Uh-huh.
And they changed his name after that?
I guess.
Somebody said that.
Because it wasn't Bernie Schwartz for long.
You're a good-looking kid.
Lose the Bernie.
Lose the Schwartz for long. You're a good looking kid. Lose the Bernie. Lose the Schwartz. I have a wonderful photograph of myself with him where we were doing an Arabian Nights
television show.
Don't even ask me what it was about.
I don't remember.
But it's a wonderful movie.
He was still looking pretty gorgeous.
I looked so pretty.
Yeah.
And I was an Arabian princess.
But he was saying things like, Yonder lies the castle of my father, the Caliph.
I mean.
He never really.
Yonder.
Never lost that accent.
Oh, no.
It was just pathetic.
That's too much.
Well, he was also in, what was the one with Kirk Douglas?
Spartacus?
Yes, he talked just like that.
Just like that.
The Brooklyn Spartacus? Yes, he talks just like that. Just like that. The Brooklyn Spartacus?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And they ask him, oh, I know the king asks him, Peter Rousseau says, and what do you
do, boy?
And he says, I am a poet and a singer.
I just saw that recently, and I swear I wet my knickers.
I laugh so hard, I am a poet and a singer.
Yeah, and the thing I guess he was saying.
And then the king has to, you know, with a straight face,
the actor Peter Ustadov says, good, we need someone.
And I'm saying, Peter Ustadov must have just split a gut.
Yeah, they must have had to do a few takes on that one.
Oh, God.
Well, I guess he was such an appealing looking person.
Everybody gave him a pass.
Who cared?
Right.
Exactly.
He was gorgeous.
Ava Gardner was the world's worst actress, but I would drop everything to go see her.
She was beautiful.
So you got to know a lot of these people, didn't you?
No.
At this time, no.
Who am I going to know?
Who?
See, again, we're back to that.
Who's friends in Hollywood, right?
No, I never knew any of those people.
I was also very shy.
Yeah.
And I never knew anybody.
But when you did, you appeared after that movie,
you started doing a couple musicals, right?
Yeah.
I did Singing in the Rain, which I adored. That was so much fun. That's a fun movie. Yeah, Gene. you did like you appeared in after that movie you started doing a couple musicals right yeah i did
singing in the rain which i adored that was a fun movie yeah gene oh i can't kelly and you got to
watch him live right up i was there every day when i didn't have any work to do oh yeah i was there
every single day i saw everything that they shot everything Everything. Yeah. The Be a Clown number.
Make Him Laugh number.
Yeah.
I was there when he did the Singing in the Rain with the Rain when he had 103 fever.
Oh, wow.
I was there every day watching everything.
It's one of my favorite movies.
It's amazing.
I call it my Christmas movie.
Yeah. I watch it every year.
How old were you when you were sitting there?
I was, yeah, I was under contract to MGM, so I was really young.
I must have been about 18.
Really?
Yeah.
So you were under contract with MGM.
How does that work?
What is the process of being under contract?
Because I don't know if I've ever talked to anybody about that.
Uh-huh.
Well, a talent scout actually saw me perform at my dance school recital.
And in those days, talent scouts went everywhere.
Okay.
Everywhere.
And you're like 15?
And I was about, I think I was about 16.
Uh-huh.
And he saw me dance.
I was a Spanish dancer.
And he came backstage afterward, gave my mom his business card, and it said MGM.
And I'll never forget his name, Dudley Wilkinson.
Wow.
Great name, huh?
That's a couple of good names today, Bullets and Dudley.
That's right.
And he said to my mom, it's not the right time, but I'll be in touch with you now and then,
because I think MGM can use this young lady.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And we went crazy.
And we waited months.
And he would call now and then.
Really?
How's she doing?
And just say everything okay.
You know, I haven't forgotten and all that.
And one day he called and said,
Louis B. Mayer is coming into town and I would like Rosita to meet him.
And that's exactly what happened.
We went to the Waldorf Astoria
where he had the penthouse apartment
where the elevator actually opened into...
Opened into...
Yeah, I know.
It was just unbelievable.
It opened into the room,
into the house,
into the apartment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is the man who did...
All of it.
He invented movies almost.
Practically, yeah.
There, him and the Warners and the other ones.
Yeah, but especially MGM.
MGM had the best ones.
They had Gene Kelly.
Yeah.
They had Judy Garland.
They had the tap dancer.
Fred Astaire.
The woman.
Ann Miller.
Yeah.
Ann Miller.
Yeah.
They were all there.
Yeah.
I mean, it was just.
All the great dancers.
Oh, my God.
And Elizabeth Taylor was there.
Yeah.
She was my role model because I didn't have a role model.
Yeah, yeah.
Latin girls didn't have such a thing.
Right.
So she became my role model.
So you met him.
What was that like?
Oh, he was very avuncular.
Uh-huh.
And he looked me over and took my hand.
And I had made a point of trying to look as much like Liz Taylor as I could.
I did.
Because she was a teenager when she found him.
Yeah.
So I did my hair like her.
I did my eyebrows like her.
I got a waist cincher because she had this tiny, tiny wasp waist.
And I dressed just like her, just like her.
And he took my hand.
Did you put a mole on your face?
No, that I didn't do.
But he took my hand and he looked me up and down.
He said, why, she looks like a Spanish Elizabeth Taylor.
Woo!
You did it.
I done did it.
Yeah.
And that was it?
And then they signed you?
And they literally, yes.
He took the word of the talent scout.
Dudley?
He felt that, you know, that's why they had these guys.
Yeah.
They trusted these guys.
And then once you're put under contract, that's when you moved?
Yes.
And then what does that mean?
Do you just go?
You literally go and you find yourself a little cottage or house.
Yeah.
I mean, we had to do that on our own.
A bungalow?
Exactly.
That's the word for it.
In Culver City, which was near the studio, I got a driver's license.
And on the very first day that I acquired the license, I had an accident.
I ran into somebody.
Oh, man.
It was so horrible.
Thank God it wasn't bad, but I did crunch somebody's rear. Those were big old cars then.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, and it was a very old car that I had.
It was more like 24th hand.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. uh-huh.
Really, really old.
Yeah.
In fact, it was so old it had a little, what did they call those little back, rear seats?
Oh, yeah, rumble seat.
Rumble, it had a rumble seat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how old that car was.
Old.
Uh-huh.
And that's.
And you wait around for a role or you go to the studio?
Well, what they had at the time, they had a little stable of young people, one of whom was Debbie Reynolds.
Oh, yeah.
Another was Amanda Blake.
And they had a dramatic teacher of drama who was a joke.
Uh-huh.
She was George Sidney's wife.
He was a house director at MGM.
He directed all the sort of B kind of stuff.
And she was a horrible, she was a horrible teacher.
And you all had to go to school?
And I still had to because I was still 17.
Okay.
So they had a lady following me around,
and a really old maid kind of lady,
and I smoked at the time I was 17.
Yeah. And she saw me the time I was 17.
And she saw me light up and she said, you can't do that.
As long as I'm here, you do not smoke.
Yes, ma'am.
Then just go smoke somewhere else.
Yeah, of course.
So you went to school on the lot or at a school?
Yeah.
No, actually, I was 17 going on 18.
Right.
What they didn't know is that I had quit school when I was 16.
Oh, right.
Okay.
I quit high school and I started working as a dancer in nightclubs and stuff.
But not burlesque, just four shows. No, no.
No, there were a lot of nightclubs.
And I was underage.
Yeah.
You could not work in a place where liquor was sold unless you were 18 or over, and I
lied all the time.
Right.
And some places just sort of were complicit because some of them, they'd see a cop coming
in, and they'd put a mink coat on me in a far corner of the nightclub like I was a patron.
Just blend in.
Don't say anything.
Yeah. Yeah. So, it's interesting that there was so much work for dancers. Of the nightclub. Like I was a patron. Just blend in. Don't say anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So those, but it's interesting that there was so much work for dancers at one time.
Like, you know, like there was all these live shows that had dancers.
Yeah.
Movies had dancers.
Like it was like a. But, you know, it was hard for me to get work because I was a Spanish dancer.
Who the hell employed a Spanish dancer with the ruffled costumes?
Yeah, you got to wait for them.
And castanets.
Yeah.
I usually worked out of town where age wasn't a problem.
Very specific.
Very.
Philadelphia, Boston, Montreal.
Yeah.
You know, places like that.
So you did so many movies that weren't dance movies. That's right. I mean, like- Well, isn't that typical of show business? Yeah. You know, places like that. So you did so many movies that weren't dance movies.
That's right.
I mean, like.
Well, isn't that typical of show business?
Yeah.
Like, it's sort of astounding that there was like Westerns and comedies.
Oh, I did lots of Indian maidens in Westerns.
And then, but that started to get.
That was after MGM dropped me.
How long were you with MGM?
I was with them, I think, for about three years.
I was heartbroken. It was like Daddy had
said, I don't love you anymore.
You did Singing in the Rain with them?
That was after I was dropped,
which is interesting. So you only did
a few movies with them? Yeah, just a few.
Small parts, and then Singing in the Rain?
Singing in the Rain. And who were you with then?
Was there another contract with a studio? Nope.
You just freelanced? That was MGM. That that was MGM but you weren't under contract anymore not anymore
but uh I don't know why um uh Gene had seen me in the commissary of something something like that
yeah and uh he said I'll take her and then so eventually you got tired of playing typecast parts? I got tired of playing Native girls, and I was still stuck with them.
But there came a time when I thought, this isn't a life, this isn't a career.
This is terrible.
But that's all I could get.
Like you'd literally go in, that was all they were looking for.
Agents, I mean, producers wouldn't see me for anything else.
And they were completely limited, one-line parts, caricatures.
Well, they were, you know, why you no love Lolita no more?
You know, Janky Pig.
Yeah.
Do you think you can fool Carmelita?
And it's funny now, but boy, it hurt.
Yeah.
It hurt a lot.
Yeah.
And I played a lot of American Indian squaws.
Right.
Tons. Couldn't ride a horse, but I played a lot of American Indian squaws. Tons.
Couldn't ride a horse, but I rode many of them.
In my buckskins, which were freezing.
They'd make you ride?
Yeah.
Well, no, I lied.
Can you ride?
Of course.
Of course I can ride a horse.
And I remember the first time I lied like that.
Yeah.
And that morning when we started shooting, it was about
in Kanab, Utah.
And it was freezing. For which movie?
You don't know.
And they said,
can you ride us? Of course.
And thank God it was a western
saddle with a pommel. That's all I can tell you.
Hold on. And it was freezing. Kanab a pommel. That's all I can tell you. Hold on.
And it was freezing.
Can I have you tie at 5, 6 in the morning?
Yeah.
It's like 20, 18 degrees.
And buckskins, you might as well have a slab of ice on you.
It's horrible.
Oh, my God.
And the person who's in charge of the horses says to all of us,
there are about five of us on horseback,
and I have never been on a horse in my life.
Oh, my God.
And I'm holding on to the pummel, and he says,
okay, here's what we're going to do.
Wrangler.
He's the wrangler.
Oh, there you go.
So he says, here's what we're going to do.
After so-and-so says such and such a line, I'm going to shoot off a gun,
and that'll make the horses go.
Yeah.
And I thought, oh, wow, okay.
So action, and they do the shoot off the gun,
and my horse takes off like a bat out of hell.
I mean, to the point where he went so fast that I was riding on my back.
That's scary.
Because it went so fast.
Yeah.
And I finally was able to get myself up.
I mean, imagine this Indian girl with a feather in her thing.
Yeah.
And she's saying, oh, damn it.
Oh.
And that damn horse was very angry.
He didn't want to be doing this.
And we get to a ravine.
And he stops short like, bam.
Yeah.
Hoping fully that I would just sort of just run, you know, just fly over him and fall into the ravine.
Oh, my God. and thank god for the
pummel because it saved me i mean i went sideways yeah but i'm hanging on to the pummel oh my god
that's the first time on a horse i did they know that maybe you hadn't ridden before
no because because it ran it ran so fast and away into trees and stuff like that
they didn't see it they just had to see the camera just had to see that we were taking off.
Oh, that was it.
So we were out of frame.
So they already cut and your horse is on his way to the ravine.
What's with that one?
It's like when they asked me if I could swim and I said, of course.
You couldn't swim either?
No, it was an Esther Williams movie.
Come on.
No, I couldn't swim swim you really needed to know
how to swim in an esther williams movie oh yes you did there was a big number where all we were
in hawaii uh-huh we were in kawaii actually i love it there it's beautiful yeah and uh
the day kept coming quick sooner and sooner and i do not know how to swim. At all? At all. No.
Not at all. I'm a New York
kid. Right. What? If I went
into a pool in New York at the public
pools, I'd go into the shallow
edge and splash a lot.
So
comes, I mean
a week, there's a
week left. Yeah.
And literally, and I tried to swim in the pool when no one was looking at the hotel.
Yeah.
I couldn't.
Oh.
And one night, I swear to God, I don't know how these things actually happen.
I dreamed I could swim.
Mm-hmm.
And the next morning, I just had a feeling.
I went into the pool.
Well, I couldn't do a breaststroke,
but I could do a backstroke. I was actually able to do that. So there is this scene a
few days later with hundreds of people swimming in the lagoon. And there's one person doing
the backstroke in this crowd of people. And it's me.
Yeah.
You pulled it off, huh?
I don't know how.
I mean, you know, you're crazy when you're young.
I mean, I could have drowned.
Right.
Oh, definitely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was pretty bold.
And these were just basically, were they extra parts?
These were extras.
Yeah, yeah.
I wasn't an extra.
I had a little feature role in it.
Right.
But I had a speaking part, yes.
Uh-huh.
And I'm supposed to be able to swim.
Uh-huh.
And you did it.
As long as you were on your back, you could do it.
Unbelievable.
So when did the big movies start to happen?
I didn't realize that you had done like 20 movies before you did West Side Story.
Oh, I did a whole bunch of movies.
Yeah, yeah.
And I did a lot of TV and stuff.
Only the Westerns, though.
Yeah.
Only the Westerns.
Always Conchita Lolita.
Always.
Always, always.
It never changed.
At some point, it changed.
Never changed.
And then what happened was, what came first?
Yeah, The King and I.
Yeah.
And I was under contract to 20th century fox
who made that movie uh-huh and i tested for it along with a lot of other girls who really yeah
were more proper they looked asian uh-huh i'm supposed to be playing an asian girl right burmese
and i thought oh well i don't stand a chance here and I got the
part I got don't even ask me I I really felt very guilty I felt guilty because I
felt so happy to get it yeah it's interesting that you're feeling guilty
because you're usually typecast as another ethnicity and then you do you
you don't want to take away work from it. I mean, there was a young actress named Franz Nguyen.
Beautiful.
Oh, my God.
She was beautiful.
She was Vietnamese and French.
And her name, Franz Nguyen.
And I thought, oh, she's the one.
She's going to get it.
She was just breathtakingly lovely.
Yeah.
And for years and years, I felt so guilty whenever I saw her.
And I thought, it's just not fair.
Yeah.
But I did it.
Right.
But it's like show business isn't fair for anybody.
Yeah.
On some level.
It's a very weird, heartbreaking endeavor.
It sure is.
You know what I mean?
Because you realize that.
It is heartbreaking.
I won an Oscar for West Side Story.
I also won a Golden Globe and then didn't do a movie for a couple of years.
What is that about?
My heart broke.
My heart just broke.
What happened?
I mean, why?
I was the definitive Hispanic, I guess.
I don't know.
They didn't book you?
You weren't looking?
No, no.
They weren't looking.
My agents were killing themselves trying to get me jobs.
Yeah.
And we got a very few offers, and the offers were gang movies.
So they typecasted you again.
Gangland movies.
Yeah.
With an Oscar.
And this time I said, with an Oscar and a Golden Globe.
And this time I said to myself, you know, I tucked that little gold guy under my arm and I said, I'm not going to do this again.
And ha ha, I showed them.
I didn't work for a very long time.
Yeah.
For years.
And when you came back, were the roles better?
It was a Hispanic part, but it was a legitimate one with Alan Arkin.
It was called Poppy.
Oh, he's great.
Oh, he's wonderful.
I adore him. You guys, wow. It was called Poppy. Oh, he's great. Oh, he's wonderful. I adore him.
You guys, wow.
What a great guy.
He was playing a Hispanic part?
He was playing a Puerto Rican.
How'd he do?
The accent?
Not so good.
It's not that easy.
No, I guess not.
I mean, American actors think they know how to, it's like Carlito's way.
Yeah.
Where Pacino's playing, is he a Cuban or a Puerto Rican?
Oh, yeah.
It was a terrible accent.
I don't think he ever shook that accent he made for Scarface, that Cuban accent.
I think that stuck with him for decades.
Yeah.
I think that's his go-to Latino accent.
Yeah.
Well, I had a go-to accent too when I was young.
Everything sounded like this.
I play a Hawaiian girl. Everything sounded like this. I play a Hawaiian girl
and she sounded like this.
And then I play an Egyptian princess
and she sounded like this.
Because that's all I knew.
But you know what?
I bet sadly...
Some of all of that is so sad
and yet it's so funny.
Well, the weird thing is
is probably a good deal of the audience
was sort of like,
okay, I just know it's different.
Directors never said anything.
Yeah.
And I just took it upon myself
to give these characters accents
because it seemed logical.
And it was always the same one.
Always the same accent.
So Poppy, was it like a turning point, you think?
Actually, it was.
It was a lovely part.
And oh, I just adored working with Alan.
He's something else.
He really is.
He can do anything, that guy.
Yeah.
So can you.
Comedy, serious, all of it.
I do it all.
Yeah, you do.
And then, but,
so after that, though, in the 70s,
you got better roles.
Well, the most amazing role that I got
because it was so unlike anything I'd ever had
was the prostitute.
Right.
Carnal knowledge.
Carnal knowledge.
Yep.
Well, let's get to the present then.
So you're doing this Norman Lear reboot.
Yep.
And you enjoy doing it?
And it's called One Day at a Time.
Yes, One Day at a Time.
I remember the original.
I am in love with Norman Lear.
I never dreamed that I would have the opportunity to work with someone like him.
It's just, I just feel so lucky.
I really do.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm 86 now, for Pete's sake.
It's unbelievable.
And I'm doing a series.
Yeah.
I'm doing a series.
Well, you're very alive.
It's into its second season right now.
Is this coming out soon?
Yeah.
We're going to match it up with whenever you told us to.
You had never met Norman before or you had?
Have you known him?
I met him years ago, but he doesn't remember when he was doing a lot of producing.
And I went in for a look-see.
They call that a look-see, I think.
He was doing a pilot
with Charles Durning
and they needed a wife for Charlie
and I was in my 60s
but you see I've never looked my age
yeah
so I hoped against
hope and I went to meet him
and I come in and he says
Rita Moreno
I said yeah hi big smile
hoping yeah he says what the hell are you doing here and I said but he was
being very sweet yeah I said oh well I came here for you to look at me for
Charlie Durning's wife he says Charlie Durning's wife? He says, Charlie Durning's wife?
He said, oh, honey,
you could never be Charlie Durning's wife at any age.
And I got very upset.
I said, but hey, I'm 60.
I was 60-something at the time.
I don't remember which one it was.
And he said, honey, you could never,
after I told him my age,
you could never be
Charlie Durning's wife.
Get the hell out of here.
But it was done,
you know,
with enormous warmth.
I went,
sat in my car,
and I cried for two hours.
I hadn't worked
in a bunch of years.
But he was giving you
a compliment.
Well, good luck.
Right.
I get it, yeah.
And that happened to me a lot i never
looked the age that i would go in for you're too pretty to be charlie it wasn't it wasn't
i wasn't the pretty part it was just the young looking part oh really yeah because i just looked
very young for my age the younger i was the less young the more young i would look yeah and i mean when i was 17
i looked like i was 15 right well this this one how much have you dealt with him he was in here
you know he came here oh we're here we we deal with each other constantly because we we have found
we are soulmates yeah we are real soulmates i'll tell you both got your wits about you at your age
yeah he's like older than you. He's 95.
Oh, unbelievable.
What a gift to be, you know. Imagine
that. To have the brain still. Mel Brooks
too. But also
to bring back
a show that is supposedly
old-fashioned
and make it work.
That's genius. Oh, yeah.
Well, he's good with the-
The four camera, live audience, which, of course, I love as an actress.
Sure.
It sure puts you on your metal, let me tell you.
Yeah.
Get the laughs.
It's like theater.
Yeah, right.
And, you know, I get nervous every week that we do it.
I get nervous because I am-
Well, I was then 85 when we were doing the second season.
And you're playing the grandma?
And I'm playing grandma.
And the family is Cuban?
But she's a 77-year-old grandma.
There you go.
Yeah.
See, you got it.
So...
Now you're playing the young part.
Oh, it's marvelous.
I love it.
And the family's Cuban?
Is that the angle?
The angle is that it's a Cuban family, minus husband because there's been a divorce.
Uh-huh.
And it's one day at a time.
Sure.
Except.
Is there a Schneider?
Yes, and I call him a Schneider because she has an accent.
She talk like this, you know.
That's different than the other ones.
She talk like this.
Yeah.
And neither.
Oh, and neither.
She'll flirt with anything, a fence post.
She is shameless.
The one caveat that I said to them when they offered the part to me, I said, that she'll flirt with anything, a fence post. She is shameless.
The one caveat that I said to them when they offered the part to me,
I said, I would love to do it with one condition.
She has to be, even though she's older, she has to be sexual.
I said, you know, things don't just go away and disappear because you're 77. Yeah.
They love the idea and have taken full advantage.
They have me flirting.
Oh, my God.
It's very funny.
That's great.
Well, she thinks she's,
she really believes she's God's gift to men.
Maybe she is.
There are people that are, you know,
filled with illusions.
She's vain. The vanity. She's vain.
The vanity.
She's opinionated.
She knows everything.
That's great.
Oh, but she's hilarious.
Yeah, so funny.
You must have the funniest part.
Actually, sometimes in some episodes,
it is the funniest.
That's so great.
And you've never stopped working.
It's unbelievable.
It's beautiful.
And how do you feel about what's happening now with the pushback against the male-dominated
I think it's about fucking time.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
Jesus, I can't believe.
You know, I lived through that.
All of it, from the beginning, I imagine.
From the very beginning.
And when I was on the contract of Fox,
I was pursued
by the head of the studio
for months and months.
And I was terrified
because I thought,
well, I guess I'll never work again.
If you don't do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And finally,
finally he gave up.
And I couldn't even go to lunch
by myself in the commissary
because he might sit down.
I was scared to death that he'd sit down and proposition me.
So when I did lunch in the commissary, I would lunch with somebody.
Right.
So he couldn't do anything if he wanted to sit down.
Right.
So it's always been there.
It was a nightmare.
It was brutal.
It was mean.
And it was heartbreaking.
Yeah. And it was heartbreaking.
Yeah.
And being Latina on top of everything else.
Right.
So it is about time.
I told you.
Yeah.
I know these things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not 86 for nothing.
Yeah.
Actually, I'll tell you what.
It's been really terrific talking to you.
I love you do your homework, and I love that. Well, thank you.
It was an honor for me to talk to you.
And it was great seeing you last night.
Great seeing you here.
You seem great.
Congratulations on the continued work.
Thank you.
It's pretty great, isn't it?
I wake up humming.
Yeah.
You're an electric person.
There's a marvelous quote by, I think it's Fleur Cowles,
who was a lady who ran Vogue
magazine for many
years. She said something that I just love
to quote. She says, I wake up expecting
things.
And that's exactly me. That's good.
Isn't that a great quote? Yeah. I wake up
expecting things. I could just start
doing that. I do.
I wake up that same way, but
they're never good things.
Now you sound like an old jew it's happening thanks for talking my pleasure i assure you
so that was it that was me and the amazing rita more. Great stories. So, great memory.
So clear.
I guess it's, I don't want to be condescending, but she
is 86. It's pretty profound and pretty amazing
and I was thrilled to talk to her.
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