Yannis Pappas Hour - 2nd Trump Assassin was a Swiftie

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

The second attempt to take down Donald Trump shows that anger often comes from those who feel they've lost, but it's lonely at the top for successful people. Free speech seems to have morphed into irresponsible speech. Is the left being irresponsible with theirs, and would it be responsible for Trump to tweet something like, 'I hate Taylor Swift'? Looks like the Norwegians are doing action movie anti-terror tactics in Lebanon. Finally, in a brief history segment: what might have happened if the Jews of Judea had never rebelled against the Romans? Tune in to find out what Yanni predicts this podcast and all podcasts will sound like in 2034. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 St Louis Nov 14-16 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

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What's up everybody? Welcome to the Yanis Papis Hour. My name is Yanis Papis. I hope you're doing good. Just want to say I'm glad presidential candidate Trump is okay Another assassination attempt. They're kind of like school shootings. I didn't read the articles I just hopefully they're not gonna start happening like school shootings. There was another one in Georgia

I don't know the details the father got convicted the son did it the father the son the Holy Spirit I think the Holy Spirit might go to jail. They happen a lot the assassin on the Holy Spirit. I think the Holy Spirit might go to jail. They happen a lot. The assassin, who was he? We don't know. Maybe we'll talk about it. I don't think so. But was he an operative? Who knows?

What's his Twitter history? Who is he following? Did he have a handler? What the hell is he doing in Ukraine? And why does he look like a guy who bags groceries at Trader Joe's? That's that guy. That's what's got me befuddled.

He's not the sort of like loser kind of, but he does have that Lee Harvey Oswald, like what's he doing in that foreign country, right? So maybe this is a bigger plot. Maybe, we don't know, but DeSantis will get to the bottom of it because he's doing a state investigation. I know he probably has the will to tell the people the truth but it is Florida where I just got

back from and let me tell you something there's not a lot of brain cells active in Florida and it's not necessarily the people of Florida's fault. When you were there during a great portion of the year where the humidity is 5,000% and the temperature is 98. I understand why people don't think, dog, because thinking burns calories. And you need those calories to literally move. To put one foot in front of the other, you need so all the blood that would go to thinking goes either to your dick when you see a hot Latin chick blood that would go to thinking goes either to your dick when

you see a hot Latin chick or it goes to your feet when you need to move. So I don't know how good that investigation is gonna turn out considering it's gonna be bureaucrats from Florida's looking into it. But DeSantis has the will, not the height, but the will. Beepers in Lebanon, don't buy them. There's been a recall of beepers in Lebanon. They're looking into it. There's something malfunctioning in the beepers. So much like when the USDA calls beef back, if you're looking to get a nice Nextel 2 way,

or you wanna text somebody 911, call me back, you wanna page them, not the time me back. You want to page them. Not the time I would go with a sweet iPhone. Who knows? Maybe Apple did this cause they're like, oh, the beepers are trying to make a comeback. Not going to happen on my watch. That's what maybe Tim Cook did.

I can't think of anyone who would have done this because I think the people that blew up were Hezbollah guys. So I'm blaming Apple. I'm blaming Apple or Mormon people. The Mormons have been known to hate beepers. They don't like beepers because they think beepers is a demonic technology. So we're going to say the Mormons got in there or if not them, if not the Mormons, why is nobody looking at the Lausian population from Laos. Quiet, not heard of much, but I tell you what,

they've been fiddling with beepers. So not a good time to get a beeper if you're in the Middle East. Not a good time, we'll tell you why. Maybe we will, maybe we won't. Also, P. Diddy's finally been arrested. I'm always intrigued by how long it takes for these guys to get arrested,

and their rap sheet of crimes that they did are so big. I'm always like, why is the guy that stole the candy bar in the bodega go directly to the bullpen? But Harvey Weinstein is like, at the Four Seasons, he's got an attendant helping him with his wheelchair. P. Diddy's like, I don't know, in Mount Vernon crying to his mom. I don't know, in Mount Vernon, crying to his mom. I don't know where he is, but they're just out.

After the crimes are reported, they're just out. They're still alive. And then finally, like six months later, they're like, he's finally been arrested. And he doesn't go to the bullpen. He's going to like a bad boy wing of the jail. And you know what it comes down to? It comes down to the money, okay?

Just like the problem in America comes down to the money. It's always the economy's stupid. James Carver was right. Me and Jesse, we're trying to figure out. The problem is not the politics. The problem is there's a market for it. The problem is we love it. And the reason we love it is either because

we've gotten dumber or because dumber people have more of a voice and we've just been beaten into loving it and looking for it. We don't know. Also the problem is people need more money. So how are you gonna give them money? Are we gonna steal it from billionaires? Which Jesse says there's not enough to go around.

I'm ready to fucking rob Jeff Bezos. Whatever is gonna work, I think a combination of sedatives in the water, tying up and robbing Jeff Bezos, tying up and robbing Elon Musk, and redistributing it like Robin Hood to the people is enough. Jesse says we gotta grow our way out of this. So please tell a friend about this podcast,

and then you could come work at this podcast, delivering packages of PCB, PCB Tech Art Keychains. And Lucy, thank you for the, I just put eight milligrams in. Lucy's, Lucy, nicotine pouches. This is mango. I think that's gonna be illegal soon

because kids like flavors. But let me tell you something, this is eight milligrams and I'm buzzing right now. I feel like I just did three bumps of coke. So thank you to Lucy for the three Lucys. Thank you to PCB Tech Art for these piece of shit keychains. So this is all I'll say about the Trump would be assassin. Besides the fact that he looks like he bags groceries at Trader Joe's. He definitely looks like a guy who burns incense

and cleans his burns, the ear wax out of his ears from a health food store, getting that cone that just pulls. He just looks like that guy, you know? Sage sticks. He looks like he's got sage sticks. He just looks like that guy. But he spent some time in Ukraine. Don't know what that's about.

Don't know who this guy is, but he's like, he's got a son and he's just really caught up in politics. There's a lot of people who are just really angry. Me and Jesse, we talked about it. What is the independent variable here in this divisive political environment? It seems to be anger, anger. People are angry.

They're very angry. What's making them angry? And we say it's gotta be money. Give them more money, right? So how did this all start? Of course it started with Judaism. Right? Right?

Well, you know, I'm not's the funny thing. Whenever whenever economic times get hard and the world gets uncertain. It's almost like you know when you have a cold and one of the symptoms is a histamine buildup in your sinuses. Jew hate is the histamine buildup of people being hungry and tired and not getting a fair share or enough of the pie, right? Because there's always going to be the thing about being at the top is everyone thinks they want to be at the top. Everyone thinks they can get to the top and you can't.

I know people at the top. You have to have a certain personality to get at the top, everyone thinks they can get to the top and you can't. I know people at the top, you have to have a certain personality to get at the top and it's also lonely. And you also got to have the thick skin that all these losers at the bottom are gonna be shooting arrows up at you because there's just more losers and they're more social

and they connect on hating the people who are above them. So you have to have a certain constitution, then you got to deal with people's personalities, pay them the right deal with their hopes and their dreams. I work for you, but I can be doing what you do. And then you got to fucking hold this guy down, but get the best out of this guy. It's a lonely place at the top. Elon Musk is a lonely guy. People at the top of the comedy business, they're lonely. Who do they hang out with? Who does Jerry Seinfeld hang out with? Me, he's gonna come to my house? No, he hangs out with other fucking billionaires.

They gotta only hang out with each other and then they secretly hate each other and compete. Oh my God, he did this arena. I can do two of those arenas because they're just built that way. And at the bottom, people just get angry because they see this guy with all this money up there and they think it's great and roses Here's the thing. I'm here to tell you it's not your life is probably better if you just accepted your limitations

Instead of being angry about your limitations. You are a stupid person like I am I don't think I have what it takes to go all the way to the top because I've seen it You got to yell at people you got to deal with constant pressure and stress, you can't lay down and hold your balls and sniff it. I'm a sloth. I'm constantly seeking a way to lie down. Even when I sit, you see how way I just slump? I'm a lazy Greek. Alright, there's reasons for things. You know, it's not just about talent making it to the top either.

You have to have this sort of like emotional disconnect and this ability with people to like inspire but also control people and watch for sedition because sedition just happens. People are looking at you and they're hating you and going, I want that spot, I want. Jeff Bezos has to constantly fend people off and competitors and people

within his own organization looking to because that's what losers do. They look for shortcuts to the top. They don't they can't do it the real way. So people just admitted that to themselves. That would be a start. And I think that would make them less angry. Like when someone is just yelling at me about why you shouldn't get a Tesla roof and they just don't have the intellectual capacity to understand the net benefits or the net cons. And they're just doing it because Fox News told them they were all blowing up. So if that person just had some humility and said, look, I'm just a fucking I don't even have a job. Okay. I live off of like al alimony payments or I you know, whatever It's just I'm a fucking barely sliding into human bipedal evolved monkey But I didn't use I don't use this thing too much beyond daily tasks Okay, like I said the what makes the human species such a challenge to govern is the range in intelligence and courage within the species.

It's easy to hurt a flock of sheep. They're all sheep. It's easy to control a pack of dogs. They're all dogs. They have a little bit more. But you know, humans, you're going like, this guy's going like, what are you doing?

I'm an engineer, I'm working on a plane. It's like, what are you doing? It's like, I'm putting Twitter comments out there under a fake account. That's what I'm doing today. It's a big difference. I stock shelves at Jimmy John's. What do you do?

I'm a microbiologist. There's no other species that has that range and both those people have to share fucking society. So there's this tacit undercurrent in society where those people who are microbiologists and massive CEOs with brilliant ideas for companies and ingenuity, there's a tacit undercurrent of understanding that I want to keep those people

away from me, because I'm aware that they're there. I also want to keep those people satiated because I know that there are many. There's plenty of them. There's just a lot of those with replaceable jobs or whatever, but I'm here to tell those people I'm one of you and The more you can look inward and just look at how much of a loser you are The more you can have a laugh about it and the more you can seek pleasure in your life You're gonna have more friends than Jeff Bezos.

That's a positive. You're gonna be able to enjoy Miller Lights until your liver gives out. You're gonna be able to find groups with other losers and talk about hating Jeff Bezos. And that's social and it makes you belong. You feel a part of something and he doesn't. He's got to constantly worry about who's tracking his jet and what

kind of maniacs might be outside and if his house is gonna get stormed by the hungry proletariat. He's constantly worried about the hungry proletariat. He wakes up in the morning and he hears noises and he goes, what's that? He looks at his garden and he goes, are the walls still up? Thank God. Where's my Spanish wife? Blow me, blow me, blow me.

She's not around. Where's the housekeeper? Blow me, blow me, blow me, blow me. Give me my concoction of testosterone and volume and whatever else that some, you know, unscrupulous doctor has come up with for billionaires to not feel anxiety. I need my beta blockers, I need my testosterone, and I need my bio-engineered breakfast to burn fat and do whatever. That is not available to the proletarian. So they get benefits like that, but it's a lonely existence. They're not happy.

Okay, so you're looking up at the people who are more successful than you or more courageous than you or might be born with a Bigger brain or a beautiful face a lot of people hate Pretty people stop that you know how hard it is to be pretty Because it goes away that's tough You know, would you rather have never been pretty so you're used to just be looking at being a troll and then So you get used to the misery or would you like to have it all have it all until you're about? 34 and then you got a botox your female face to just compete with those chicks in their 20s Would you rather have tasted the honey and lose it?

Or never know. Ignorance is bliss. So if you're born ugly, rejoice. You don't know, you don't know how great it is to be a hot chick. If you're angry because a hot chick rejected you, don't go shoot up a school. Just wait. Be patient.

It'll fall. Once 30 comes around, she's running. She's running like an employee when there's doing some, when the company's doing some downsizing. That's what happens, right? Just wait. Let karma, let nature take it. Look at how it ends up. There's the real, there's a real housewife of Miami. She looks, she looks like she

should be on the front of a Frosted Flakes box. Can you put her up right there? Does that not look like Tony the Tiger? So just wait. The girl that rejected you, don't go running around on a shooting spree, just wait. It balances itself out. I think there's a fundamental truth here that I think gets overlooked, is that you have to stop thinking.

I think there's this belief that people who are rich or successful or smart or better looking than you are happier. I'm here to tell you they're not. They're not. Your job, your career, the set of circumstances you were born with or whatever you're able to achieve does not make you happier. And I'm not just lying. I know people say, oh, that's what we're, I've seen it. I've been exposed to it. Some of the happiest people I've met have been on the poorer side, you know, and they're much more pleasant. Some of these fucking rich people are just fucking like

You know, so you got that because I think that creates anger creates anger people assume Obama's getting his 30 million good. Let him get his 30 million fucking dollar speeches Hillary Clinton's fucking letter Do you think she's happy or was he so dry? You think she's happy? Her pussy's so dry. You think Bill Clinton goes to even, it's like, do you think he, it's like for Bill Clinton, you got a better chance of someone living in SoHo, okay?

Going to Bed-Stuyvesant. It's not gonna happen. It's a neighborhood he doesn't wanna go to. Her pussy is a ghetto he's scared of. She's so dry. You know, there's no fun there. It's like, so let her. It's just money, man.

It's like, look, a phone's a phone. What do you get the new iPhone, the last one? It's the same. So I think a lot of people are angry because advertisers trying to convince you the American dream Everyone's got to be this thing. Everyone's got to be this Tick-tock influencer everyone's got to be and so they hate and they launch against you because you all want to bring up Fuck it and they don't even know what they're doing it. It's just they feel good from it They just feel good because it's like it's energy that they don't know where to put take it on your dick

masturbate furiously. Go to the gym. You can do that. You can be a poor good-looking in shape person. That's great. Masturbate at the gym. Masturbate at the gym. Do that. There's a lot of things you can do. 40 push-ups a day. Make a goal of a hundred books and know that you read more books than Andrew Schultz. That'll make you happy, you know? You'd be like, okay, maybe he's got millions of dollars, he's at UFC, and you know, he's good-looking and now he's in movies, but you go, did he read a hundred books? There's things you can do. You know what I'm saying? You don't have to yell at people at the top. First of all, they're not listening. Second of all, I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding

that your happiness depends on their downfall or them being happier, because I don't think they are. And I think maybe that's why people are angry, to get back to the original point, because we were trying to discuss, we we're trying to we had a philosophical discussion going. How do we get here? Right? Is it? they'll have the politicians changed has Education change then we go there was probably still this amount of stupid we came to the conclusion that there's some stupid You know, I hate Taylor Swift is a tweet that a presidential candidate made.

And you're going, okay. And Jesse said, cause he knows, like stupid people love that, right? It's what a 12 year old would tweet, right? It's like, you can't have your presidential candidate tweeting, I hate a pop star who has female fans who are 15. It just seems weird that a 77 year old man

who's running for president is like sitting there seething about Taylor Swift and her endorsement of another candidate. It also seems very un-American and it seems very divisive, it seems unnecessary and it seems very 12 year old troll like, I hate pulling some girls hair, I hate you. You didn't like me, I hate you. You rejected me, so I hate you.

It seems fucking petty And it's weird that I have to point it out because some of you are Missing that you're missing how destructive and immature and How sad and pathetic this is? It's been normalized, you know, it's because people would go it's just an innocuous thing. He's just joking you're going He's not in a comedy club. He's running for president United fucking States The leader of the free world Why is he tweeting? I hate Taylor Swift. Why is he focused on Taylor Swift?

He should be focused on fucking you but this guy's always focused on his fucking ego. It's crazy, dude. Okay, I have to bring up something equally as equally as frustrating on the left. I'll bring it up. They say their rhetoric is like, we never endorse violence. You're calling the guy a grave threat to freedom, democracy, he's gonna be a dictator. Fucking maybe that's rallying up some stupid people. Free speech is one thing,

but with free speech comes responsible speech. When did we all become for you alls who wanna yell the N word and run? That's basically what's happened. It's a bunch of people playing ring and run. They're ringing your doorbell. Yeah, it's not illegal, but you're fucking being an asshole.

Everyone's yelling free speech, but nobody's thinking, hey, but aren't we all adults? Aren't we supposed to be responsible with free speech? Because that's what comes with free speech, is an appreciation that you live in a country that you can do that. Because if people keep doing this shit, we're all gonna lose our fucking free speech because some autocrats gonna come along and be like you guys fucking like God

you got it's just gonna punish us all like the Old Testament God say you got look what you guys did with this great privilege you don't go to jail for saying fucked up shit so look at what you did with this with your free speech you harass and you fucking yell at people and you try to shoot Them I mean what the fuck is going on? It's this Infantilizing you got these old men acting like children. You're doing what a kid does. Aren't you a fucking grown man? Why are you taking care of a family and taking your kids somewhere and and being like god?

I can't believe I got to play this board game. I'll do it because I love my daughter. Now people are like, I'll play the board game. I'm 45 years old. I'd love to play. I just like, dude, you're a man. Be a man. Nobody wants to grow the fuck up. And it goes back to my old jokes because we have it so good. Nobody wants to leave. Nobody wants to leave. But pull my face back more. Keep me here, keep it, keep me here, keep me young, keep me young.

They don't wanna pass it off to the next generation and set an example to the younger generation about what maturity is and what a developed brain looks like and what someone who recognizes and understands consequences and responsibility looks like. So these kids have nobody to look to because their parents are playing video games. Their parents are still playing video games. Their parents are on the internet screaming about political stuff. What? How do you feel if you're a fifth grader and you go to your

mom's tweet, Twitter, and your mom's Twitter is yelling about how they're trying to kill the president every five seconds. And if they do, she's's gonna pick up her gun and she's gonna rush the Capitol. What's she doing? Or you're on there going like, they're trying to kill trans kids, all the trans kids are fucking, and you're going, mom, where's lunch? Mom, I gotta go to dance class.

She's going, wait, let me just finish. I'm on Twitter. I'm on Twitter. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's acting like a responsible adult. Everyone's acting like a young kid, advertising, not to bring it back again, but again, their coveted demographic is 18 to 34.

That's the coveted demographic, because those are the people whose brains aren't fully developed yet, and they wanna get, the closer to 18, the better. And then also coveted demographic is what? Like nine to 16 or the younger one? Well, 18 to 24 is the most coveted. Sorry, 18 to 24.

I was never in advertising, so I'm not an assassin like Jesse is. 18 to 24. Let me say this. The 18 is aspirational, so younger people aspire to be 18, so it's actually targeting younger people. So that's what it is. You just heard younger people aspire to be 18, so it's actually targeting younger people. That's what it is.

You just heard it from someone who is from, he's a CIA leak from the industry. You're actually targeting like 14, 15 year olds. And that's what they've done. They've made us all covet youth. They've just broken into our subconscious. They never advertise like moral shit. They're just like, hey, be free. You know, fucking yeah, be moral shit. There is the KB free.

You know, fucking yeah. Be young. Be cool. Be at the party. Get that fucking. Yeah, do it. Buffalo. I'll sit with that girl you date who you're unsure of and have that buffalo wild wing. Oh, it's too hot. Ah, then you smile at each other and kiss. It's not, you know. So him tweeting this is a very childlike thing to do. I hate Twitter Swift. He's very divisive. It's not something, even if he wasn't running

to be president, it would be, it would be, it would be juvenile and, and it would you'd go, is this guy stable? And then on the other side, the way the Democrats are reacting to him and his power that he's had over people because he's been able to fulfill all these infantile people's grown people's Hunger for infantile behavior. That's all Trump's doing he's providing the market was there though of all these grown-up kids Who are just like yeah, like how funny he is and who just don't understand that yeah, he's funny, but you know, this is like he's running for president. Should we be concerned? But then again, he was president. Did anything horrible happen? It depends on who you ask, but seems nothing horrible, except for the fact he didn't want

to go. He's definitely a sore loser. He didn't want to leave. But we should live in a country where a pop star could tweet that and not be targeted by a presidential candidate saying, I hate her. Because that has consequences too. It makes people hate you. It makes crazy people go like, people who are on the Trump intramural baseball team and follow coach, go, how much do you hate her?

Can I help you with that? Let me help you with that. I can help with that hate. And the same thing with the Dems going with Trump. We got to end this. We got to that. Then you got those psychos like this fucking Trader Joe's employee Going I can help with that. I can help with protecting democracy

So can people stop with their fucking irresponsible speech? You are taking for granted what freedom of speech means Okay, only children are supposed to be speaking and acting this way. And you see grown adults acting this way. It's very concerning. OK, if there's grown adults, people over 18 and 21, spending many hours on the internet, yelling at people, trying to get their attention. It's like, what is going on?

Even remember what an 18 year old used to be like suit and tie speak three languages going to the army sir thinking about getting married when I'm 21 now some 18 year olds like acting like a six-year-old fucking typing bullshit behind some fake account my name is Farty Dicker Warner let me see what I can get away with let me see what I can get away with. Let me see what I can get away with. Oh, looky, looky, looky. Looky. This is a society problem. It's a society problem.

It really is. The market is there. That's what we decided, I think. So it's a combination of both. We've gotten stupider because I think there's been a failure of public education for sure, for whatever reason. Not gonna say it's funding but for whatever reason cultural whatever

But also loud stupid people have more of a mouthpiece now they can be heard they can talk to other stupid people and Create a brand for those stupid people and galvanize them and so it's a combination of both and the internet people and galvanize them. And so it's a combination of both. And the internet, uh, facilitated the latter and the former is probably the fuck up of a system, you know, cause you don't have this problem in other countries. People are pretty smart in Finland. I'm sure there's other factors going around. I don't want to get into it. Cultural multicol- all right. All right. All right. So socioeconomic. All right. All right. All right. Right. At the end of the day, they're the number one school system. They have the number one schools system and it's public.

So you could say it's a small pot. You could argue to the cows coming, but the facts are, the facts are, it's a public system. You know, taxpayers pay for it. They actually go to school for less amount of time. I think there's less homework and they're producing the best results. So some countries are having better results. America's not having great results right now. We're just not. Our reading level's not great. Things are just not great. It's just not great. You don't even, you can look up the stats and

that'll help the point, but it's one of those things that you just kind of know, right? It's like when people were saying, I think Biden's too old and the Democrats were gaslighting going, he's fine. You're going, I don't need you to tell me he's fine or not for me to know he's not fine. I just saw it with my eyeballs. He ain't fine. I also know he happens to be 79 years old and not a young 79, not like a Chris Pappas 79. My dad at 79 was fucking alive, baby. John, Johnny. So, does that make sense? It makes sense a little bit. What are you looking at, pizza scores?

Yeah, I was looking at how they compare. And what do you think you're going to find out? United States is at the top? It ain't going to happen. Yeah, the US usually lags behind countries like China, Singapore, and Finland, Estonia, and Netherlands, so on and so forth. We can't even beat Estonia? Oh my god, dude.

U.S. ranked 13th in reading, 18th in science and 37th in math. Wowsers for a G7. That's rough. In fourth grade math, the U.S. ranks fairly well. Two plus two equals four in fourth grade math, the US ranks fairly well. 2 plus 2 equals 4 in fourth grade. So it still falls behind East Asia, of course. Singapore, Hong Kong. So you know where this story is leading.

Right here, Yanni's podcasting to you from the year 2024 in English. This podcast in 2034 will sound a lot like this. Brooklyn, Manhattan, and Dana White. You know how the story ends. The data's there. The data's there. It's like looking at a baseball player, looking at his stats. It's like looking at his stats in AAA, going like, we know where this is going.

We know what's going on. His stats are this, and those stats are that. So this guy's getting called up to big leagues. China, Hong Kong, Singapore, you've been called up to the big leagues. We are so in the dark about how advanced Singapore is and those countries. You ever talk to someone who's been there and they're like, what the hell, man? I thought they were like living in rice patties. And you're like, dude, they are ahead of us. They're just still ahead of us. It really hits when you land back at JFK.

Yeah, you land back at JFK. You look around, you're like, whoa. Yeah, our airport looks like. It looks like a bus stop. Yeah, it looks like what the Greek airport used to look like in 1980. That's what it looks like. You're like, well, okay, now it's hit me.

Now it's hit me. And then you go over there and you're like, whoa. You go to Abu Dhabi, you're like, whoa. You're like, What the fuck? So we know how this story is gonna end Unless something changes which I don't think it can I think it's too late because I think I think the foreign meddling is in there too, we got so many problems and there's so much interest around the world to keep us all fucked. And you know, it's our freedom that's allowing all this in.

It is the paradox of tolerance is the real flaw in freedom. The paradox of tolerance. You're so tolerant that you tolerate the people who are trying to destroy you. And because you're a society of tolerance, there's nothing you can do. You gotta let it happen. Why is my nose get itchy? Why?

Is it a reaction to myself fucking yappin'? It doesn't get this itchy when I'm not doing the podcast. I feel like that, you know that philosopher who talks like this, and he always does this with his notes and he has what's his name? Susac something and the epistemological reason for the human being being is a dual sex project that has a metaphysical property that does have nothing to do with the amalgamation of information that comes from a data statistical point.

What's that guy's name? I forget. Sasek foreigner? Something like that. Yeah. He's better to read than to listen to. Yeah. And he said this is what he knows. What's his name? Vivek Ramaswamy? Yeah, pretty much. No, we gotta get his name. Sasek? How would you even Google that? Who's the guy who rubs his nose, who's gross to look at, who's smart? Philosopher with a list. Yeah, I don't know, dog. God.

Man, are you in the market for a beeper? Yeah, you're right. Slavo? Slavik Zizek. He's from Yugoslavia, now Slovenia. He's a Slovenian philosopher and cultural physicist whose work seems in psychoanalysis, popular politics and popular culture. Smart dude. Yeah. Smart dude. So I'm only making fun of the presentation. The package says a lot

of great stuff. But yeah, I feel like that guy, he's always constantly rubbing his nose. Anyway, you don't wanna buy a beeper right now in Lebanon. Wow. You know, it's funny is I don't think there's any evidence that Mossad is behind this, but it's funny, the BBC just reported it. They're like, they go, they go. At the point, at the time of this recording, there's no, we've looked, there's no evidence of who did it.

Maybe that'll come out when you see this, but just enjoy the comedy of this, that the BBC went, We watched the BBC report and they're like, Israel did this. It's like, you know, if you see a bunch of vigilantes on the floor going, Oh, ooh, ooh, you know it was Batman and you know you're in a Batman movie, right? Nobody shot, but everyone's on the ground going, oh, and groaning. You're going, this is a Batman movie. This is the work of Batman.

Well, this was the work of Jew man. Holy shit, dude. I mean, fuck. The Israelis over there are, they're like the Spartan 300. It's like a tiny little country and they're just fucking battling just, I mean, fucking Muslim countries all over the place. Somehow they got in there, Motorola, somehow they knew these dudes. So what happened was the cell phones, they got into the cell phones and cell phones were tracking them and they were just fucking lasering them or whatever using like

locations. So that's another thing that was told to me by somebody who works in this line of field, you have a cell phone that you're just there's no way you can't be located and anything that you've ever looked at can be accessed So the Israel used that and they found these guys so these guys went they had a meeting and they were like Okay, we need a better plan We need to we got to still communicate with the president we need a better plan. I know I know

Next tell people is go back to 1999. Get the beeper for everybody. Get the beeper for everybody. Mahalid, get the beeper. Go get the beepers for everybody. Get the beepers. Beep beep. If it's emergency 911. If it's almost an emergency, 811. 811. Um, so they, I guess they started, Hezbollah started using beepers to communicate.

Seems like, seems like, seems like somebody, uh, heard the meeting. Seems like somebody was eavesdropping on the meeting and they must have intercepted a supply of beepers that went to cool probably in Lebanon. Hey bro, welcome to a Motorola store bro. I give you good prices bro. Two for one bro. Yeah, he had a gold chain, fucking chest hair, curly hair hair one eyebrow was a bro Welcome to Sony Motorola bro, we fix your iPhone bro. Oh bro Peepers bro. Yeah, bro

Very chill and still work good, bro And the guy was like give me 14,000 beepers. I need a 14,000 beepers for him my family. Yeah bro, we give you all the beepers bro. And these beepers had a booboo in them. Holy shit. So the beepers were wired with explosives. How the fuck do you get that big of an explosion?

Dude, the things you can do now, so I have an old friend, we both do, I won't mention his name, he's now a tech entrepreneur or whatever. Old good friend who used to work for the DOD, right? And I don't think he'd mind this part, because he quit for moral reasons. The things he told me that they were working on what they can do The way they can bug your house by just shooting an invisible thing so small

The nanotech it's what the nanotechnology they are working on People if you fuck with someone powerful or whatever They can just get you sick with nanotechnology. They just get you sick. So it doesn't look like a hit. Remember the Venezuelan guy? Chavez. Yeah, like they just get you sick. They just, nanotechnology, right in your drink, your food, on something.

They get your DNA. They can, if you're, if you're targeted by someone with endless power and money, like the United States, they can do stuff because of nanotechnology. If you're targeted by someone with endless power and money, like the United States, they can do stuff because of nanotechnology. It's so crazy what they can do. If they can get close to you, if they can, you know, but getting close to some people is very hard. I'm sure they would love to do it to Putin,

but they probably just can't get close to him, right? He's got all sorts of things, but that's what they love now. They love like, oh, this guy's just got a very, he's got a debilitating disease now, and then they just disappear. They can do anything essentially with technology. They can do anything with technology. Case in point, how fucking big is this explosive to fit in a beeper? How can you make something that combustible?

It blows my mind. Anyway, the Norwegians somehow figured it out. The Filipinos, the Maori people of New Zealand figured it out and somehow got these explosives into Motorola beepers and did a lot of damage. Two thousand eight hundred people injured, at least nine dead just of now. That's according to the Lebanese Minister of Health. They occurred in different regions of Lebanon. And man, dude, war has gotten very complicated, man, in this mutually assured destruction era.

It's gotten, like, everyone's flirting with the line, too. Like, we're allowing for Ukraine now to launch our missiles into Russia. It's getting very scary. That's scary. The only hope that that gives me is they have some intelligence that there won't be a reprisal,

but how can you be sure of that? I mean, you know, our intelligence isn't the best. You know who's good? The Norwegians? The Norwegians are great at it. Do you know who we depend on most, for better or worse? Because we just don't have the bravery or the nationalism that you have to have like extreme. We just don't have that. Americans are just like,

I gotta play video games tonight, man. Like we don't put ourselves in that type of horn. We're still good, I guess. We're, you know, still America, but God, these guys are, these Norwegians did. How did they even get into the supply chain to make this happen? And how did they have the intelligence to know that that was the move that these Hezbollah militants were making, they were communicating from now on with beepers, who knows?

But you gotta hand it to the Maori people of New Zealand you really have to hand it to you really have to hand it to the people of Madagascar This was I've never heard anything this is some James Bond is James Bond shit. Yeah, this is movie shit Rest in peace all the This was, I've never heard anything. This is some James Bond, this is James Bond shit. This is movie shit. Rest in peace to all the upstanding citizens of Hezbollah. I don't know who's listening. I have nothing to do. I have just a Greek Orthodox kid who is pretty agnostic

but spiritual, does believe in God because it just makes sense in some way. I don't believe he's that cool of a dude maybe, but there's something more powerful than us that may just be having a good laugh about this because they don't care about our feelings. They may just love watching us squirm. They may, it may just,

God may just have a fucking sense of humor like that. You know, just a little bit of a troublemaker. Who knows? Or maybe we're just reading it. Well, maybe it depends on your state of mind. If you're in an evolved state, maybe, I don't know. It's beyond my pay grade. Like all this stuff. This is all beyond my program. The good news is this isn't my profession. That's the good news. That's the difference.

That's the difference when you listen to some of these other people, that's the only thing they can do is talk to you on the internet and bullshit you. Me, when you come see me, it's nothing like this podcast. I do talk about my family and jokes and I'm a trained stand-up comedian. So you go and most people have a good time, you know, but if you don't like it, you will see somebody who's experienced in that field, right? You'll say, I saw the joke structure. I didn't like it.

One guy came up to me after the show. What is up with people? So this guy comes up to me. The kid couldn't have been more unfortunate. Bald, fat, short. I mean, I almost wanted to say I'm sorry too for how it turned out. But I'm sitting there, he gives me a fist pound. This is, he gives me a fist pound.

He goes, thanks for a great evening. Or like, thanks, I was like half listening, right? He goes, thanks for a good evening, thanks for a funny evening. And then he walks away and he goes, don't quit your day job. And I go, okay. You know?

That is your day job. Right, but he was trying to, you know what I mean? And you're going like, I hope you feel great about that. Like what? Who are you? Do what? What? I'm not, I'm not, I didn't, I'm not your genetic code.

I wasn't your parents. I didn't decide to have you. I understand you got to put that energy somewhere, but also it's like, it was a great show. But that's what we're dealing with. Angry people who don't know where to put this energy because I think they're living in a delusion that people who are richer are happier. And I just don't think they are. I just don't think they are. You know, and I also think people aren't looking at themselves. You know, everyone would rather be a victim of some other thing than to look at themselves and we talked about it

and because looking at yourself is very hard. When you hear it, it doesn't sound like much, but in order to grow, nothing grows unless, it only grows from a vulnerable state. That's where growth happens and it's painful. Even when your bones grow, whatever, you to grow, nothing grows unless, it only grows from a vulnerable state. That's where growth happens, and it's painful. Even when your bones grow, whatever, you mentally grow, you spiritually grow. You have to look, to look at your flaws,

or you have to go out of your comfort zone. That's why people stay in abusive relationships, because they are scared to grow. Comfort, for some strange reason, is, even if it's miserable, if your life is more miserable, for some reason you would prefer to stay in that state of misery because it's known than stepping out of your comfort zone,

going through some discomfort and uncertainty and growing into something new. I don't know why that is. I don't know. But people struggle with new ideas. They always do. There's a strong resistance to it and people struggle with new ideas. They always do, there's a strong resistance to it and people struggle with looking at themselves. I think it's just easier to take that anger, frustration

that you feel but you don't understand. What an evolved person would do is take that and go to therapy or something or start reading Gabor Mati and just be like, what is this feeling? I'm responsible for my life, right? If you have a company and the company does great, everyone goes, Elon Musk, look what Elon Musk does. Now, if the company failed, right, who do you blame?

You go, Elon Musk had a shit idea. So why is it different with life? Well, if your life is kind of shit, why are you going, it's the Chinese? Why are you going like, because it is the Chinese actually. No, not really. You get my point, why aren't you going it's the Chinese? Why are you going like because it is the Chinese actually? Not really you get my point. Why aren't you going like hey, maybe I'm maybe it's me Maybe it's not everyone fucking just is listening to this guy because he's good-looking. Why is it not you?

I don't know Or maybe some people are deluded and thinking their life is great when it's not. And taking a look would open you up to a great amount of discomfort and pain. Or the why the way you are the way that you are has to do with you mommy not giving you a hug hug. It's really that simple. Mommy and daddy messed up a little bit while your brain was forming.

So you developed some patterns of behavior that in a displaced type of way, make your nervous system feel like you're staying safe. When you're not, you're just making a fucking spectacle of yourself. That's all you're doing. Because your nervous system has not evolved. It's a bad design.

So a lot of people are angry and anger is a protector of hurt. That's what anger is, a protector of hurt. So you're not dealing with the wound, you're dealing with the fucking outside world and projecting. It would take everybody to do that. Religion is too embedded. The internet's too embedded. It's all too embedded. So it will be an entertaining fun show. But am I optimistic? Yes, but only after severe pain and destruction. Because that's what it takes. People don't learn, like my friend Marco from Montenegro told me. It's from a war torn country. He likes to handle things by going, I'll just rape him and her. Yeah.

When he's angry. This is a guy who I got to a fist fight. He's one of my best friends, one of the best people in the world. But he, you know, we got into a fist fight and he head butted me and broke my nose. Ever tell you about that in college? Yeah. So, you know, he comes from an angry place. So, um, but he, so he said to me, he goes, he says, there's always going

to be people born like that because he's a very evolved guy. He's a brilliant guy. He was a Rhodes, uh, he was an academic, all American division one. He's six foot eight. Um, he can be violent, uh one. He's six foot eight. He can be violent, but he's a evolved, educated guy. He's got an amazing job, he's got amazing family. He's the most loyal guy I know, best family guy I know. But he said something to me the other day.

He said, some people don't learn until they feel the pain. He's like, there's just some people that gotta feel the pain. He's like, there's assholes born or whatever. They don't learn and they just won't, for whatever reason, and I think it's a simple way of looking at it, some people, you just gotta feel the pain, like real pain. And that's unfortunate, that's an unfortunate thing,

that you have to let it get to that, when there's options for you to just start doing a little inner work. When you feel a certain way, don't necessarily assume it's the Democrats that are making you feel that way. Don't necessarily assume it's Trump that's making you feel that way.

Because you know, there is a circus going on, there's a lot to critique about both sides, but don't you think people are a little too emotionally invested in it? Are you picking that up? It's a little too serious. People are a little like their identities and their emotions, the way they get rallied up about it. You're going like, dude, you're freaking me out a little bit here, man. We're talking about politics, which you know when they switch sides, it doesn't change all that much.

I think we'd have a more, a healthier body politic and healthier conversations if everyone was a little more treating it like we aren't talking about each other's families. I mean that's the way it really gets people upset is when you fucking talk about someone's fucking kid, you know, you're talking about another political party. You're talking about a presidential candidate. Neither one of them give a shit about us. But I think what Trump's been able to do is make people really believe that he fucking cares about people. He's connected through that anger that, you know, and a lot of that anger is probably because they're hungry. And so what I suggest is storming not the Capitol, but Jeff Bezos, his house.

If you're listening to this, I ducked cause that's irresponsible speech, but thank God I'm a comedian and not pretending to be a journalist or pundit. I didn't mean that. Don't do that. unless you have to. There's the duck. Unless you get very hungry. A kid.

Anyway, I've said what I've said, and I don't know if it makes sense, but hopefully it's a little entertaining to you. I understand there's only certain types of people who are enjoying this. The other ones are too busy fucking just say doing what I've been talking about. They're just caught up in it. They're caught. They're forming. They're forming groups.

Everyone's forming groups based on anger and causes, and it's all gonna hurt them all. Everyone is acting like a child, and what is the mark of a child? Someone who doesn't think about consequences, someone who doesn't have a five-year plan. That's why Camel targets them for cigarettes, and that's why the military targets them for service. The military's not going around asking 40-year-olds,

hey, you want to sign up. Because when you're 40, you know very well about consequences. Kids do not. They throw fucking water balloons and pennies out of windows because they think it's funny. But they don't understand what can happen. They can hurt someone, they can go to jail. They just don't understand.

Am I missing that? Are kids acting very young? I mean, are adults acting very young right now. It's a big problem, right? We also have really low expectations What's your expectation for an 18 year old? Right, that's a good point My expectation for an 18 year old is that they don't have illegal weapons and hang outside and Tripled ladies and if they're not doing that, that's great and hang outside and trip old ladies. And if they're not doing that, that's great.

So the expectations have just been pushed back. Extended youth is really to blame for this, right? It's like my old joke. Are we a little too comfortable? Is that what's going on? Yeah, what's your expectation? I know people who are like 40 years old, 45, whatever, and they're playing video games.

I haven't played a video game. I'd rather watch a documentary, because I're playing video games. I haven't played a video game, you know. I'd rather watch a documentary, because I'm better than you. I just heard it while I was coming out of my mouth. There's nothing wrong with video games. They're good for your brain if you're 15, but I mean if you're 45, you know? Let's turn on a game.

Yeah, a video game. I mean, I don't know. I don't know, this video game thing is very weird. Like I see a lot of people like, isn't that for kids? Do you have any urge to still play video games now that you're 65? I lost it at 55. Should you still be able to play video games

if you're collecting social security? Because pretty soon, that's what's gonna happen, dog. Sure, why not? Should you, can you have a TikTok account if you're in an old folks home? Cause pretty soon that's going to happen. That generation is aging. What are they going to be like? The hype house? Yeah. What? The millennials, the way the boomers kind of transformed into fucking stubborn close minded dicks.

What's going to happen to these fucking millennials when they, what are they? I think they're going to go from dance videos to like Nazi content. Yeah, I think it's gonna be hardcore like political, they're still gonna do content. Because look, the boomers went from very narcissistic, their narcissism and their numbers, the power in the number, drove a lot of good civil rights legislation

as a voter block when they were young But they were it was a narcissism to it like pay attention to what we want Like it was a needed evil, right? It was like that came in handy for some good cause then they aged and they weren't as fuckable and they got angry They still had the numbers and they still had the narcissism. So then they became like fucking Uptight Republicans and they got rich and they just and they got angry about not being Fuckable anymore and being tied down in marriages and having to think about their kids that you like that and then they became like fucking annoying right

So what's good? What are the Millennials gonna be like like so in other words? They're doing the same Narcissism that came with their numbers Like, so in other words, they're doing the same narcissism that came with their numbers, the power from their numbers, and the freedom after World War II, you know? Like, there's no war coming, we're done with that. Vietnam, and then rebellion against Vietnam, and their numbers made that be heard.

So their narcissism worked very well then, but then the narcissism stayed. But so with the millennials, it's gonna be the narcissism is gonna stay. But what's it gonna turn into? Because they're narcissists. They're all fucking are look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. I want to be famous. It's a different type of narcissism. It's not like look at me, look at me, look at me. I want you to not wear a bra. It's look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me. I want you to watch me

dance and go on the N word. I want your attention. So how are they going to change? I think they're going to be like star to fascist dictatorship. What are they going change? I think they're gonna be like start a fascist dictatorship What are they gonna change that narcissism will change? What a narcissist like they love power So maybe they're just gonna form like a real fucking Theocracy or a real like What's it gonna change it to they're not gonna give a shit about us. They're not gonna give a shit about us No, they're gonna say, you know what you did. Gen X is out the window. Yeah, Gen X is gonna, they're gonna be the unfortunate,

they're gonna be on the receiving end of some unfortunate displaced narcissism. I'm sorry, Gen X, it's not gonna be good for you. I'll be out of here. But Gen X, you guys better start taking MMA now. Wait, we are Gen X. Oh, I mean Gen Z. Gen Z, I think they're gonna, because the younger, they guys better start taking MMA now. We are Gen X. Oh, I mean Gen Z. Gen Z, I think they're gonna,

because the younger, they're gonna really rebel against the younger. We'll be on the way. We'll be watching it happen from an old folks home. I tell you, you said the problem started with TikTok. That's where the problem started. They all had TikTok accounts and they were dancing. And they were dancing.

And then Jake Paul ruined boxing. And then the Paul brothers came along, and one went into wrestling, and one went into, and they're like, what are you doing? He was calling out Canelo, I mean, it's crazy. There's no structure, they're burning institutions. They got mad at you if you said colored. I mean, the guy technically is colored.

But then they said call him a person of color. But you say what's the difference between a person of color and colored? And they said a big difference and then he hate ya. And they wouldn't let you go to work. The roads were blocked with protests after protests. And he's George Floyd character. And then that's when the Jamaican nanny will stop ya.

Stop right there. Stop right there at St. jane freud stop right there mrs. mr. poppa stop right there right it's gonna be something like that in an old folks home who knows how could it have been different how could history have ever been different. I think this all could have been different if the Jews never rebelled against the Romans. Talk about one of the funnest conflicts to look into and think about. Dude They got to Judea, right? They come out of Egypt. The Jews get to Judea. They start a thing.

They're there, right? They conquer the Canaanites, they blend in with the Canaanites, they got it, and they just can't hold on to it. It's like a slippery, it's like a bar soap in the shower. Jerusalem is like a bar soap in the shower. They just keep, everyone's trying to get it, and it just slips out of their hands, and then they're all fighting for it on the floor, and every trying to get it and it just slips out of their hands and then they're all fighting for it on the floor and every time they pick it up it slips out of their hands. So I don't actually know if anything would have been different because it was the Babylonians and the Greeks then the Persians and they kicked them out, Babylonians kicked them out

then the Persians said come back they rebuilt the temple and then the Greeks were in there, Alexander the Great conquered it and then there was, let's throw up some fucking Greek columns and then the Romans were in there Alexander the great conquered it and then there was I let's throw up some fucking Greek columns and then the Romans were in there and that's I think where it went wrong Isaiah Josiah just look the other way You're messing with Tony Soprano these people are animals Archie Their mafia Don't do that. Just be quiet go to school. It would do it another way. Yeah

If they would have just let's go to Florida till this is over Because that's where the real fucking problem where they got kicked out with the Romans real fucking problem where they got kicked out. Where the Romans, they rebelled against the Romans because the Romans were fucking taxing them and the Romans were forcing Neptune on them and all that shit. Can't you just fucking, you know, when in Rome a little bit,

can't you just ride it out? You've been around, you've seen the changing of the civilization, you've seen them come and go you've passed the stories down. I Can't remember the guy's name, but they thought he was the Messiah and he leads a rebellion There was a few there was like three or four against the Romans and they just came up on the losing side Because back then you don't fuck with the Romans. It was like fucking with the United States military And that's where it all fucking went downhill. What would have been different? Because that's when the Jews got kicked out of Judea. And finally,

after the last revolt, after the third or fourth revolt, that's when the Romans got so petty. They were like, we're so sick of you fucking Jews. Okay, rebelling. We're gonna now you're getting kicked out but also what we do is we're tearing down your shit and here's the worst part. We're renaming it to Syria-Palestina as a fuck you. And that's where Palestine was born. The word Palestine comes from the Romans, because it used to be called Judea. There was a northern kingdom eventually called Israel,

and then the southern kingdom was Judea, and they were Jews. They didn't necessarily get along that great. That's why they separated a little bit. But they all had that same fucking religion. They were kind of like the Shia and the Sunni. I would love to kill each other, right, because God's good.

Sorry, I forgot to talk. Like the Protestants and the Catholics, we forgot because he's great. What happens to people, Doc? Isn't it funny? Like, Sui and Shiite, they basically believe the same shit. They probably have a couple different dates or they, I think they disagree over the successors and then they just blow each other up. The Protestants and the Catholics, what's the difference? One has a priest, one doesn't. One's like, don't touch the Virgin Mary. The other one's like, okay, maybe she was, I don't know who she is.

You can let anybody can just, all you need is a Bible and you can be holy. The other one's going, no, it's got to go through a whole system where we fucking don't get taxed and we have a whole thing when we touch boys in the Vatican in the middle of Italy, which is our own country. And then they shoot each other over that. I mean, what's going on because God is great. That's why it goes down. Um, so the Jews, I think they overplayed their hand there. And that's what started the diaspora. That's what started this whole fucking problem. But then the Muslims came, the Muslims let the Jews and Christians there practice their religion. They got taxed. I

think it was called the Giza. So they got, you know, they got, and they got oppressed and they got taxed. You can keep your religion, but it's going to cost you double, which was a smarter move. It's like we can fuck these people, but we can keep shit. This is just a part of our empire. This is how you control people. Pay your tribute to the Don. And so, but that was a smarter move, I think, in a lot of ways. And so the Muslims, I don't know if the Muslims would have kicked them out. That's what I'm saying. Because they didn't revolt against the Muslim. At that point, there wasn't a lot of them left, you know? Most of them got kicked out. So the real mistake was revolting against the Romans. That started this whole

shit. And then they just want to blame everybody else. It's like, hey, maybe if you guys, listen, you guys love fucking keeping track of all this history. How about you just admit it on the news? That would be nice if we're just listen because they always quote, you know, the temple is fucking Solomon, fucking Josiah, the king of David. The David goes on the way back. How about you go look, also, maybe we shouldn't. Maybe there was maybe there was maybe we over maybe we overextended.

Maybe we made a bad calculation that we thought we were gonna take on the whole fucking Roman Empire. Lot of balls, I'll give it to them, lot of balls. Lot of balls. But essentially they were like David Koresh's, you know, remember David, what was they called? The Davidians in comparison to the United, you're not gonna win, Doc.

You're not gonna win. And that fucking decision has been making the whole world sweat nervousness since so what would have been different if the Jews just said let's wait this out let the Romans you know let's just wait you know they didn't have the numbers dude they also are not into converting so how did they think they were going to get the numbers great enough? All they wanted was a little fucking thing. And you know what humanity said? That's not the way it works.

The way it works is this is about greed, money, power, and slaves. And you're not playing that game, so you're never gonna, you're in the middle of that game. So, you know, unless you start recruiting like the Mama Luke's, you're not, because the Mama Luke's are interesting, because when you think about the Mama Luke's, and they're called Mom Luke's, not Mama Luke's, but it's funny to call them Mama Luke's,

they are one of the most fascinating groups in history to read about, because they started off as a hodgepodge of ethnicities that were enslaved by Muslim rulers. And this is just the short and dirty. And they were trained as slaves to be like Navy SEALs, like the most highly trained military weapons to protect these rulers. Then what happened is they got really good at it and they started

fucking rebelling against those rulers and overtook them and they started using the same recruitment method of enslaving people and turning them into more Mamluks. So the Mamluks just grew and dude they got so powerful they conquered Palestine, they rebelled the Mongols who were like the most, one of the most vicious fighters, they repelled the Mongols, who were like the most, one of the most vicious fighters, they repelled them, and then they kicked out the fucking crusaders, who were a rag-tag bunch of fucking British people, and like German, like fucking Viking descendants, and they ruled for a little bit, until they got comfortable and turned into ...

There's the duck. Can you beep that word? But they're fascinating. If the Jews had done it, so you have to recruit bigger numbers. So that's always been the flaw. They're just like, let us get this little piece back. And the problem is that little piece has been a bar of soap on the bottom of the shower for centuries. and anytime someone grabs it somebody else comes and fucks them right in the ass because you drop the soap want to give a shout out as always to exclusive auto shipping comm if you're moving your car out of state or you bought your car out of state hit them up

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