Yannis Pappas Hour - A Guy Named Kitty

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

Gen Z wants a lot less sex in their content a new study finds, Dwight Howard is gay, and otherwise not a lot of rainbows out there, folks. See Yanni do stand up live in your town: Red Bank, NJ Oct 14 San Fran Oct 27-28 New York City Nov 4 Providence Nov 10-11 Phoenix Nov 16-18 Spokane Dec 1-2 Tulsa Dec 8-9 Louisville Dec 15-16 Portland Jan 11 Vancouver Jan 12 Toronto March 23 San Diego Kansas City Atlanta Ticket links on yannispappascomedy.com Join our highlights page for highlight clips from the episodes: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw new bonus episodes every Wednesday at https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_ Support our Sponsors:  DraftKings Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code YPH.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. It is Giannis Pappas. I first want to say thank you. We are still here. Every show I'll say we're still here because we've been perusing the news this week and there ain't too much rainbow. There's not too much sunshine. There's not an easy way to look on the brighter side of life. It's a lot of depression. And then when you go to read about the depression, the social media companies make you feel depressed because you only got three likes. Okay. So your, your self-worth is, is measured in if people took time to press the thumbs up button. That's a Gen Z generation and a millennial generation that grew up with an actual meter,

with an actual manifested meter that can tell you how much worth you should have as a human being on a digital platform. And that is why they prefer content with a lot less sex, which we will find out about. That is one of the stories.

A UCLA study has found out that Gen Z likes their content on television to be more about talking and less babies, which is in stark contrast to my generation that couldn't get enough of the rewind button during Porky's. Porky's was a big deal because back then you had to wear a raincoat and stand on your friend's shoulders to go in and get some pornography. And it was called pornography back then. Now it's just called porn. Oh, internet porn? Yeah.

It's like there's no value to it. It's like a free show. It's like going to a free comedy show. Of course you're not going to value it because you paid nothing for it. We'll get into it. 23andMe has been hacked. They have my data. I got the email that they sent out. Some hackers got in there.

Oh, no, you have my DNA. Please don't clone me so another mediocre man can rant into a microphone that's recorded in his own one-bedroom apartment. I'm completely safe, my DNA, because they're not going to want to clone me because I'm not exceptional, and they're not going to want to come get me because I don't pose a risk.

Nobody takes me seriously. It's a good place to be, like being Greek during this Israeli-Arab conflict and this Ukraine and Russia conflict. Hey, we're both Eastern European brothers. And on the other side, it's like, hey, I got nothing to do with that. I got nothing to do with that.

I'm on the sidelines. Show me some of your amenities. I'll pick a side. Just do I get free halal or zuck? Will you boost my algorithm a little bit? And then you'll see some more pro-whatever posts. Talk to me, Dwight Howard, who loves cross-dressers. This rumor's been out there for a while, and this lets you know

that maybe there is some truth to a lot of these rumors. Like, why would anyone say Roberto Alomar is gay if he wasn't gay? Why wouldn't they say Mike Piazza likes to go to leather bars if he didn't go to leather bars? Like, where do they come from? Who cares? But it's still fun that Dwight Howard forced a man to get blown by another man in the wing

named Kitty. So at his Georgia home, he was having a nice little threesome with his boy and I guess another guy. But you know, it brings the great question what is trans? When do they become women? In Japan, they just said

they will not force a law that says you have to change your genitalia to change your gender. So you can still keep your missile and your bombs and still be called a lady in Japan. Konnichiwa, Dwight Howard. So maybe he was a lady. Do you consider Kitty

a lady? A guy in a wig is good enough for me. I'm fooled. But he's been accused of assault. You gotta make people sign NDAs, dog. Call up Leo on the phone and say, who's your lawyer and how can I get his text information? Because I'm about to have a tryst in my Georgia mansion with a guy named Kitty.

And one of my cousins. I'm sure there was another man in his house. And I'm sure when you become a black superstar athlete, there's a lot of friends who come out of the woodworks and say, Hey, I'm your cousins. I'm your cousin. Google is running a cord to the Pacific Islands by Australia in a US-Australia deal. I just love talking about stories that I have no idea how they happen. You know when you hear stories and you realize how incredible humanity is

and how stupid you are? Because I'm going like, won't the cables get wet? Like, I don't understand. I don't understand how the cables don't get wet, dog. Like, when I'm in a tunnel I'm like how am I inside but under also water I don't understand but you know I think a lot of people are in my boat but we all go on fucking the internet and pretend like we're

going to solve the Israeli-Palestinian crisis with one tweet because we've all been warped in a balloon of narcissism and have forgotten how little importance our existence means to Yahweh. Wake up, people. He plays no favorites. He's on the sidelines laughing.

He doesn't even think it's the Holy Land. I bet you the Holy Land is just a huge joke that we haven't discovered yet. I bet you the Holy Land is in Poughkeepsie, New York. And he's just laughing all the way to the goddamn heavenly bank, which is definitely Bitcoin, because you don't have to hold money when you're also invisible. Like Bitcoin. It's heavenly money.

It's backup, which means people are praying again to get rich because they see the world burning like they did when COVID did. You can see a direct correlation between the world burning and Bitcoin going up because guess what? So do prayers. When prayers go up, so does money I didn't have to work for. People invest in the money and it gets value. So if there's more people praying to get rich, the more people buy Bitcoin, which is a fake money, and it goes up.

And you get the chance, like our Western world wants now, to be able to get rich and famous with very little work, very little talent. Dare I say no work, no talent, no skills, and no tears. no talent no skills and no tears this is the honest papas hour where we protect whatever is left of the world and my eyes are being pulled together by climate change Thank you to our sponsor, DraftKings. The NFL season is going strong, and DraftKings Sportsbook is hooking new customers up with an offer that's even stronger. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now. Use the code YPH.

New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets when you bet $5 on the NFL. That's YPH only on DraftKings Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL. All right, let me just adjust my testicles as they're getting a little hot in my plastic pants. That's one of the downsides of wearing running pants is your testicles got hot. It's like your testicles want to drop weight for a wrestling meet. Good old wrestling meet,

which is what Dwight Howard should have said. I had a couple of boys over. We were watching. We were watching a little UFC on Saturday. This actually happened in 2021. Not that long ago. The rumors have been around for a long time that he had something with a trans woman.

Now, I am privy and educated on the nuance in sexuality. You got your transvestites, your cross-dressers, and you got your transsexuals. Cross-dressers and transvestites have some overlap. I think the difference is one will blow straight dudes, the other one won't. Okay? I think one is a little more skilled at contouring, and I think cross-dressers just throw it away.

I think, you know, cross-dressers, I think the old FBI guy was a cross-dresser. How funny is that, that he was hunting, he was hunting bad information in Martin Luther King in stockings and pumps, walking around his apartment on the phone with corrupt FBI agents going, can you get me any dirt on RFK and his extramarital affairs so we can discredit him as a civil rights leader? And he did that in a bra and pumps

and stockings, fishnet stockings. And when you look at what he looked like, imagining him in women's clothes, how can you want to ever get rid of people who have that kink in their brain because their mother didn't pay attention to them and they had to smell their robe or whatever? There he is.

There's J. Edgar Hoover. What a cutie. What a nice-looking lady. I mean, he's one of the most atrocious-looking men who's ever walked the face of the earth. He looks genetically defected. He looks like a guy who got hired through Walmart's special needs program.

He really does look like a greeter at Walmart. He's brother school, 100%. And he liked to dress like a woman. He liked to do a little bit of that. So I think that you can, that can be, he can be encompassed within cross-dresser. Transvestites, I think is performative, right? They like to do drag shows.

You got drag queens. I think that's synonymous with transvestite. Although Eddie Izzard is a transvestite. He's not a performer. So drag queens, I think that's synonymous with transvestite. Although Eddie Izzard is a transvestite. He's not a performer. So drag shows, I think a drag queen is more of the performer. Transvestite, somebody who goes all out, contours themselves. It's a little performative in that they're like, you know, it's like a geisha queen. They like really go over the top.

Crossdressed is a guy who just slaps on a Maurese rug. Not a Maurese rug. He slaps on a Maurese rug. Not a Maurese rug. He slaps on a Maurese wig, messily does some makeup like this, and shows up at your door after you make a Craigslist call because his pricing is about $200 less than the real ladies. You're in a little bit of a financial bind. You lost a little money on Bitcoin, but you still need a blowie. And a guy named Gary shows up with red hair and red lipstick,

wearing a jogging sweatshirt. And goes, is this good enough? And he goes, all right, I'm fooled. It's enough for me. And then you got your transgendered women who feel like they're women. They transition into women. They get fake boobs or they grow boobs from an early age. Um, the, uh, you know, the estrogen makes them grow boobs. That's why it's like kind of torn. Like, cause the thing that really makes a hot trans women, a woman is if she starts early, but then you're also torn going like, you probably shouldn't be starting them at six, five, seven.

But you're going like, look, if you want a hot trans community, you want to get them started early so they don't develop any masculine traits. And then they really are like, look like women. You know, the ones who translate transition late, you know, they require a lot of makeup and depends on how many brews I've had is what I'm saying. Okay? I'll say Caitlyn Jenner requires 14 brews. A girl who transitioned earlier when she grows up requires a sip of beer. A Michelob light? It requires a sip of beer or a night of abstinence for beer.

It's just the reality of it you know they just because then they develop boobies because they're taking estrogen from an earlier age so they truly like you know besides the old missile and bombs um they're pretty much women and they've been had those chemicals make your brain womanish just i don't know can't we just accept trans people what i don't just accept it you know joe de rosa got a handy from one and he gave her a handy oh yeah yeah it's gang fest and he's being celebrated as a hero who cares seems like there's a market for yeah i mean with all the stuff in the world who cares about the way people want to express themselves the only issue for me is how young they should transition otherwise it's a family issue you struggle with it i'm keeping my daughter homeschooled just because i don't want to deal with it i don't want to pay for the

estrogen you got to pay for your own i should get your own family you better start your own only fans page to pay for your own transition i kid i know it's a lot of people going there's people struggling okay they're not struggling because of my joke here's another thing about comedy nobody's struggling or being killed because of my jokes or anyone's jokes okay i know our patreon was edgy okay it was edgy i qualified it's all for jokes but i was thinking about it because it was an excellent episode patreon.com slash janice papasauer and i do go hard but it's like i was thinking about that i was going this is what's in the news you know people gave me a lot of crap look at me not cursing in the first couple minutes because of the i posted a clip me talking about andrew tate and how his bugatti who's his bugatti was paid for with war

refugees tears with estonian or whatever country, whatever fricking toothless white country from the Eastern block. I said, you know, Estonia, Ukraine, who cares is he shows up with a brief case full of, you know, uh, Ukrainian women's tears and, uh, child traffic. And people are like, ah, it's so disappointed in you. Andrew Tate does not care about you. Whether he trafficked the girls or not, who cares? It's in the news. I didn't accuse him of female trafficking. I don't care about Andrew Tate. I don't care.

No, I don't care. If someone said that about George Carlin, maybe I'd care and go, well, let's really find out the facts because he meant something to me. Andrew Tate means nothing to me. At the least, he's a douchebag. You know, he may be a great guy if I hang out with him. I haven't hung out with him. Guess what?

I'll change my opinions if he gives me a Bugatti and hangs out with me. Or at least if he comes on my podcast and gives me a million fucking incel followers who like swastikas. Then I'll be fine because it boosts the numbers. The algorithm doesn't know the difference. But until then, I'm making fun of Andrew Tate. How can you not make fun of that fucking character who walks around, puts sunglasses on,

and whips women in videos and talks about, you know, having a harem and he's got a university where he teaches guys how to beg checks. And he lives in Romania like some sort of Dracula figure with his brother with hair plugs and they used to kickbox or whatever a sport nobody cares about how can you not make jokes about him but people like take it personally like I'm talking about their family look if your

family gets in the news guess what I talk about the news it's in the news I didn't cause it I can't solve it be here for the entertainment I't cause it. I can't solve it. Be here for the entertainment. I can't change anything. I can't sway an election. Nobody's going to trust my opinion. I'm here for your entertainment. So even on the Patreon, I did some dark stuff, but I didn't do it. I didn't do it. I'm trying to make light of situations. Look at me building. Oh yeah. You want to find out what it is? Well, then go to patreon.com slash Janice Papasauer. You want to know what my joke is

that Eddie Bravo loved about Bitcoin? Buy tickets to see me. Not this weekend at San Francisco because I canceled and I'm with Bert Kreischer right now getting a fucking fatty liver. But other than that, buy tickets in all the cities I'll be at. It's in the news. I at. It's in the news.

I talk about what's in the news. Dwight Howard's in the news. I met Dwight Howard once when I was with Donnell Rawlings in Miami on the Chappelle Show tour. He's a massive dude. I don't know. It was hard to tell whether he was massive because he said hello to Donnell, and Donnell looked like a little person. It looked like a game of Thrones.

Like there was giants and little people. Um, so he said hello to Donnell. And he said, what's up? Uh, and all I remember is he had his, um,

this was like the mid 2000s, 2005 or six or seven or something. So Dwight Howard had his, um, cell phone on his belt. Do you remember those days where like guys, that was the fashion to like wear it, you know, to make yourself look like you were a Verizon store employee, Verizon. I just called it Verizon, Verizon store employee.

So I met Dwight Howard, looks like a man to me. Plays basketball. Very manly thing. But I do know after Orlando, he kind of got distracted and was just never the same player after that. And that's because he's been knee-deep in guys with wigs on. He found another love. Okay? And it did deal with some round balls. He found another round ball that he liked more

he found some kiwis he liked to juggle why are they not called kiwis they're furry you know they look like kiwis you know um so dwight howard has denied the accusations that he hit him, but he did agree that it was a consensual tryst. A little bit of a tryst there. So Stephen Harper, now I assume he might be black, so I'm going to go, Stefan Harper. He may not be Stephen. It could be Stefan. Stefan. It could be Stefan. It could be pronounced Stefan. Because, you know, Steph Curry is, I think, spelled that way, but it's pronounced Stefan. pronounced Stephan. Because, you know, Steph Curry is, I think, spelled that way, but it's pronounced Stephan. Followed a state civil suit, of course.

Dude, if you're a rich guy and you want to have sex with anyone in this era, pat them down, make sure they don't have any phones, and make them sign a piece of paper saying, like, aside from me hurting you, you have a gag

order. Well, you will be sued. I will deny this, Stefan. I'm sorry, Kitty. What do you want to be called? Put the wig on, Kitty. I like the name Kitty too. Come in here, Kitty. Okay.

I mean, okay. I'm sorry. Okay, Dwight. So in July, he filed a civil suit alleging assault and battery, false imprisonment, and intentional infliction of emotional distress. In a response this week by his attorney, Howard described the encounter at his home in the Atlanta suburbs as consensual and requested this case be sued.

So he's just saying the encounter was consensual. Now, can we read more? Because I know Kitty comes up in some place. They met on Instagram. What are you doing, dog? Meeting people the same way a comedian does in Calgary, Alberta, or Michigan. What are you doing? Stay out of your DMs, dog.

You're Dwight Howard. There's millions of people watching you every week. You need to hire someone who vets your Instagram. So you're never talking. That's basically like setting up an S-corp for DMs. Protect yourself. You don't want to go in there and file as yourself. Hey, what's up? It's Dwight. Is it really you? Yeah. and then you misspell a couple things and they know it's you. You want a little nerdy white guy that went to some state school

who wanted to be a ball boy his whole life, but he can't. So he becomes your personal assistant and he peruses your fucking messages and lets you know which ones are guys and which ones are guys named Stefan who double his girls named kitty. So he claims that once he was there at the home,

um, Oh, this is the other guy. They were joined by a man dressed as a woman who identified as kitty. Oh, so it's not Stefan, Stefan or Steven is another, the other guy.

So this is sketchy already. You met a guy on Instagram, but were they hooking up? I don't know. This story I wanted to learn as we read because I don't have to pre-think of jokes on this one. This one is loose, baby. This is what you call loose news. When you hear this, I wanted to start with this because the rest of the news is fire and brimstone it's american bases being attacked it's russia uh rehearsing uh nuclear war it's rough

out there right now it is it is world war fucking potential out there and so i want to keep it a little light here on the yannis pap for 60 minutes episode um so we're learning it as you go while on the way uh harper says howard texted him to ask him if another man or woman could join in their planned sexual encounter what'd you say i put woman in quotes yeah woman in close well he said man or woman so whatever you see it's like you know that's the thing that is the thing about the trans and cross-dressing communities respectively is it's like modern art in that what do you get out of it what do you see you know you go see a bunch of colors okay i can't say what it is but what do you see? You know, you go see a bunch of colors. Okay, I can't say what it is, but what do you see? Some guys see a lady, some guys see a dude,

depending on how much imagination they have, depending how less money they have or more money they have to pay. You know, because I think if you go on the prostitute scale, I would assume, I don't know by looking, but I would assume the trans models are a little less, I would assume, than the women. I know there's no difference. They're all women.

I'm just saying the ones who say, use the adjective chance. I'm just keeping this monetization going. I'm sure it's good. Maybe you get like a $100, $200 discount. They call it a Frankfurter Disc. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's more expensive maybe it's more like fish eggs it's a little bit more of a delicacy that's right i think it's how you view it

i think some guys will pay more for it because they view it as a delicacy and some guys will pay less for it because they'll view it as i'm in a bind i'm in a bind okay i'm to buy, but I'm still willing to eat apples. I don't know. Because it's really an applesauce-apple situation. You know what I'm saying? You get the real deal, a self-liberating hole. It's applesauce, okay?

Now, before it's all mashed, before it's all mashed up, because applesauce is mashed up apples. So before they mash it up and turn it into a puree, right? It's apples. So some guys are going to move for apples. Some guys are going to move for applesauce. I don't know.

I'm not judging. I'm not judging. But it's a good analogy because they do mash it up. And they do mash up their penises and turn them into a vage. I'm using all techniques. I don't think I've cursed yet. Maybe once. So then Kitty comes over.

Hey, boys. Hey, boys. Hey, Dwight, I lost a lot of money on you in that Orlando Chicago series in the early 90s. How did Nick Anderson miss those free throws? Remember those missed free throws? Like three or four? For a shooter, how did that happen?

I lost a lot of money. Since things got a little desperate. Please refer to me as Kitty in my new line of work. Cross-dressing blowjobs for NBA athletes. blowjobs for NBA athletes. Harper claims they were joined by a man dressed as a woman who identified only as Kitty.

Obviously not her God-given name. If you go to her birth certificate, it's going to say Jerome Jenkins. You know? It's like going, oh, Sean King! Wait a second second people are probably tuning in to see me talk about sean king because i got a lot how could i forgot the news on sean king who rescued hostesses yeah how can i get you heard about that right yep and the family's like who the

freak is sean king and you're like oh and then he posted um he posted a uh a letter from the brother going i got text messages but that the brother's account is like locked so you can't verify if that's the brother or whatever um it's good stuff even if he's like even if he's not fully lined even if the brother did contact him say hey you have a big platform maybe put this out or he was going like i'm behind the scenes talking to my allies in Hamas. Like, first of all, what the fuck? And why do you have allies in Hamas? What is this going on right now

that people think Hamas is like this fucking, you know, great group of people? Anyway, pull that up for later. We will get into that. But for now, we're sticking with the harder news and harder harder pun intended of Dwight Howard, the rock hard, the rock hard dude, Dwight Howard must have a Mike cord of a penis. I'm talking Jesus Christ. Double barrel. I mean, dude, his joint must

Wowzers. Maybe he's like, I need a woman who can't handle it. Maybe the hands are too small. And you get a guy, and it's like someone can finally handle that goddamn thing. Maybe that's a part of it. Could be. I need a man's hands. Trans women are actually more

suited for black dudes because their hands are a little bigger. Hopefully we get green on this. I haven't cursed. I haven't cursed. If that's what you're looking for, I don't know. Oh, God. I hope we continue to be able to do this because otherwise you're going to see the Honest Pepper star on Rumble.

Rumble. Young boy, Rumble. And just see me trolling the biden campaign account uh we'll talk about that too um biden's brother you see how intently i put notes i just i don't even know i said i just wrote so he claims he was trapped in in the bedroom and believed that he would suffer imminent bodily harm if Dwight Howard didn't pay him for the civil suit he was going to sue him for later. He probably just started screaming, help, help. And Dwight Howard's going like, what are you talking about, dog?

I'm not even close to you. He's probably going, ah, ah, stop. Probably hit himself a few times. Because these things always happen to people who have a lot of money. If he resisted, the defendant's sexual advances. So he's saying,

oh, so I think Dwight Howard is admitting to something. So he's saying Dwight Howard was putting sexual advances on him. Afterwards, Mr. Harper felt extremely violated and humiliated and was in complete shock howard denied the allegations in his response which says the man that says the three men here we go

for all oh man the fuck sorry black digital news sites are fuego right now, baby. Dogs, if you don't think the next flagrant episode is going to be on fire, there's going to be more knee slapping than a fucking five-year-old at the pediatrician. Dennis Miller, babe. Got to be checking those reflexes, babe. Gotta be checking those reflexes babe. Um wowzers. So Dwight Howard

is officially coming out as gay and this is probably not the way he wanted to do it. See guys? Here's the thing

if Dwight Howard just came out and said he's gay the thing is he's got the persona you know what I mean? He doesn't have like that Jason

you ever hear Jason Collins talk? Who's now an assistant coach for the for the um Golden State Warriors former net center net he's got a twin brother who's not gay which just lets you know that it's a choice I'm kidding um so Jason Collins, when you hear him interviewed, he's like, you know, there's a little sugar in the tank. I'm not talking about like a double-double at Tim Hortons, but I'm talking someone took a little packet and threw a couple of, one cube.

There's one cube in the sugar. There's one cube in the coffee. I said one cube in the sugar. The sugar is the cube. The cubes is the coffee. And by one cube in the sugar. The sugar is the cube. The cubes is the coffee. And by cube, I mean wanting to bang dudes. For anyone who wanted to know. If anyone who can't speak Yanni.

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Terms and responsible gaming resources. So Jason Collins, it's like when he came out, everyone was like, it's like when you get a present that's shaped like a shoe box and it's wrapped. You know what I mean? Only shoes are in there or sneakers, right? And you do one of these

and you hear the Jordan slide from the front to the back. That's Jason Collins. When he came out, we went, I knew I was getting sneakers for Christmas. Anyway, I knew what they were before I opened it with Dwight Howard. There's a little bit of like,

Oh, I didn't know gay guys came like that. You know, I didn't know. I didn't know you could fit that in that package. It's like a surprise, right? By the way,

this would be a perfect time for this episode to be sponsored by. It's like a surprise, right? By the way, this would be a perfect time for this episode to be sponsored by but it's not. So bleep it. Because sometimes you get surprises in packages. The gay doesn't look like

usually it comes in a 6'10 basketball player who's kind of very hip-hop-ish. You know what I mean? But it does. I think he's currently playing in China making a gazillion dollars.

He probably loves those boys over there because they're fucking hairless like seals. You know? I don't even consider, like, trans women in Asia don't even have to take the hormones. Just throw the wig on. You're hairless.

Put on a fake bra, and I'm fooled. The 37-year-old Howard, so has admitted that it was a consensual situation. He plays in Taiwan. Oh, my God. Let me issue my John Cena apology right now. You remember that's why he issued the apology. I had to issue an apology because I essentially just made the same mistake John Cena did by calling Taiwan China. Well, wait, Taiwan wouldn't.

They would ask for an apology as well, I think, probably. If I said it was if I said. Wait, no, the Chinese would like that. I didn't have to issue that apology. That's right. Yeah, I called Taiwan China. Please disregard that well-thought-out apology in the Mandarin that I learned.

Dog, did John Cena speak Mandarin before that? Or did he have to, like, specifically be coached that that's how serious they took it, like the movie producers in the studio? Like, dog, you got 13 hours, learn Chinese, and it's a sign of respect, and fucking don't call Z Winnie the Pooh and say you're sorry

because there's nothing they take more offense to than you calling Taiwan a separate country. So, konnichiwa, that's Japanese. But who's fucking nitpicking? Not here, not our researchers here. We don't have any. Not our researchers here. We don't have any.

So Howard also had the reputation as being a disruptive presence in the locker room. Because he was probably showing them pictures to crossies. Would you? Would you? Come on, guys. Would you? Would you? Yeah.

Dan Goodman had a funny joke where he said, he you know trans women they got titties that's like getting a 60 on a test it's passing he had some funny dan goodman uh had some funny jokes another one he had was uh he was like people say michael hates dogs he goes i don't think he hates dogs uh i think he hates loser dogs he loves champions now people are gonna be upset i'm a dog lover but it's still a good joke like the joke is good i love dogs okay can we make the world dog so people will do something to stop violence because everyone i see a homeless person i go let me please adopt that dog and give him a life and leave this fucking human being on the street. If we could turn all the humans into dogs,

people will stop the violence, except in places like Korea and China. Well, they will cook them. They will cook them. They do like, that's a delicacy. That's a trans woman for a rich guy, is a dog. So Dwight Howard has finally been forced out of the closet um at gunpoint that's being forced out of the closet um he's been outed by a guy he claims

was consensual there's no way dwight howard did this stuff to this guy this guy's just like probably tried to extort him. Dwight Howard denied. He said, I'm going to say it was forced. Now, here's the thing. Or maybe he just misinterpreted a consensual experience as forced because of the sheer size and strength of a man who's 6'10 and has the nickname Superman. who's 6'10 and has the nickname Superman.

So maybe just when that microphone wire enters your anal cavity, maybe it just feels like an assault that you didn't expect. I mean, we're talking about a huge man who I assume is proportionate. I've been in locker rooms. I've said this joke before. I played basketball.

I've seen white guys with big penises who I have not blown okay maybe a few but in locker rooms you can see i've seen i've seen white guys in a locker room with huge hogs i've always was insecure about mine no matter what i went i banged it against the fucking stall wall a few times and came back out just for that quick second when i take the towel off and pull the pants up you just got to get a little meaty. I am not a presenter. My penis looks like it's scared and shriveling away.

A little turtle head. I get a little turtle head. But, dog, when you see the big ones that are happy to be on the African-American gentleman, it could make a Chinese guy go round-eyed. Am I off? Should we put it on rumble? It's an eye-opener is what I'm saying.

Dude, look, the guy is 6'10". I mean, he's built like an Adonis. I mean, this is like, you could sculpt this guy in ancient Greece. He's like the David. I mean, so maybe it felt, maybe the kissing felt consensual until the rod play got involved. Once the Lifesaver came out,

maybe it was just a little too much to bear. Maybe Dwight got a little excited. I don't know. I can only assume that the noises were the same as the ones Mr. Hands made. Remember those noises? If you don't know Mr. Hands, Google it. What is wrong with the human brain

that you would let a horse bang you out and you die from it? And it's like, yeah, of course you'd do dummy. You ever seen a horse's? They're second to elephants. Who has a bigger swing? Have you seen an elephant swinging his dog? I mean, a horse's joint.

And he took a full stroke on him. He got excited and took a stroke. And you just heard all the organs. You could hear, like, the ripping of organs as he just ripped through the anal canal, straight through his fucking colon. Just touched his heart. Might be one of the worst videos on the internet.

It's also funny because of the noises he made. You're watching essentially a self-induced snuff film. But the noise was like the only noise that could be made. You can't replicate the noise. You can't replicate the noise. You can't replicate it. You can't imitate it perfectly because it can only be inspired by a horse's penis ripping through

your body into your lungs. It's like... And he had a friend there helping him. Yeah, you always gotta have a helping hand. I don't know if you know anything. You don't have to be a zoologist to know that a horse just can't get up there on his own. That would be a great commercial for friendship, companionship.

Did that guy get accused of accessory to murder? That's a good question. For pulling the horse up? Yeah. And he also plugged it in for him, I think. Yeah, yeah. It's like when you ask somebody to charge your phone at their house,

he plugged it in for him. Yeah, he did. I don't know. So Dwight, I mean, dude, when you go to TNT with Kenny and Charles, they're going to be like... They're going to be like... They'll bring him up

and then they'll have that moment that they have. I mean, dude, there has got to be a trending on black Twitter right now about Dwight. I can't wait. He's going to have to release a statement or something. Be like, what do you think?

You go full blown out or you just go sometimes I like a little kinky thing or how do you do it? Yeah. Maybe he'll, sometimes I get tired and i want to change it up maybe he'll name others maybe he'll like you know now we're getting interested now if he pulls a jose conseco yeah and starts dropping dimes dropping dimes please do yeah please do i am interested interested but um again who cares?

All I know is that he probably didn't extort the guy. I would just say, I probably don't think there was an assault that happened, but I don't know. Dwight Howard could be a piece of shit. He could like hurting people. I don't know, but this rings like a lot of stuff, right?

He probably said, I'm going to tell everybody. Yeah, I'm going to tell everybody if you pay me this. I'm not paying you that. Well, then here we go. Right. I'm going to sue you in civil court and say you hurt me. But it's possible. I don't know.

Again, I'm not the real news. I have no standard I have to live up to. That's part of the reason of the show is I want to display, like when people think that my news sounds like the regular news and I go to Yanni for the news, that's the problem.

You're not here for the news. You're here. I make stuff up all the time. I don't know if Andrew Tate did it or not. Here's the thing. I don't care because I don't care about him and I also have no standard of veracity.

I have what you call comedic license, baby. Okay? I can show you my license. It's a fucking clown. I have the license. I don't have to be held to a standard of truth. I have to be held to a standard of emotional truth. emotional truth.

So this Google thing, I mean, how's it not underwater? Not to repeat myself. And how do you make a cable that long? So there's a cable that's going to run, I assume, from America? Or from where? To the Pacific Islands.

So they're going to give some natives over there is what, what is it? It's not Australia, right? They have the internet. Otherwise, how would Tim Dillon be able to sell out there? It's not on TV. You got to catch up on the old YouTubes.

So what are they doing? They're running a hard wire and we're still not talking about the Dwight Howard episode because he was running some hard wire as well. So Google has made a deal with Australia. It's going to be announced. It's been announced as of this recording, and it'll expand an existing commercial project by Google in the region to the nations, I knew it, of, huh?

Micronesia? Is that the small Polynesia? I don't know. And what's, how do you pronounce that one? I want you to give it a go. Kiribati. Kiribati. Kiribati.

Kiribati. Kiribati. Kiribati and the Marshall Islands oh Papua New Guinea the Solomon Islands Timor-Leste Tvulu

and Vanutu now here's the thing those people are gonna go whoa whoa they're gonna murder you for being a a demon

with a magic phone hey maybe they'll get this podcast out. Dude, don't you love when you see those old tribes that were discovered a few years ago and all died because they got exposed to white man diseases, and the ones that are left are just wearing the wrong team that didn't win the Super Bowl shirts.

They're just wearing Western clothes, and they all look the same because they've been inbreeding for so long on that Island. You know, that's why they all look the same. Like, that's why you can tell the, you can tell the most where someone's from if they've been inbreeding for a long time, you know? And I hate to say, I have people who think I'm saying something that's, um, you know, pejorative or racist or whatever, but but it's or whatever you want to call it but it's true it's just true i mean they all look very much alike because the diversity in the gene pool is just not there so i don't know what's going on a pop but i'm sure the australians have

turned it into a fucking tourist trap like we've done with with the gula geishas people in north and south carolina do you know about the gula geisha people the gula people interesting people yeah slaves that were brought here from a specific region in africa because they knew how to make rice and then they ended up also being very good at making bricks making bricks out of clay so they were kind of like since they were clay. So they were kind of like, since they were so highly skilled, they were kind of left in their own little area. The area is brutal. The mosquitoes and it's like on the water, brutal. But, and so they kept kind of like their language a little bit.

Like they speak Gula. It's like a mixture of like English and like African stuff. And so they're like a little more closely tied to the motherland than the rest of the slaves. And they were kind of left to their own devices and they were kind of valued for their expertise because that area of Africa, they knew how to make rice. That's why there's some children's songs like Gula Gishi. So it pays to have a skill.

It pays always to have a skill. Well, not in this case, you don't get paid. No, you don't get, yeah, no, it's, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't get paid. No, you don't get paid. Yeah, no, it's, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what to say. It's all bad. I'm against bad things. But I'm just saying that they're still kind of around a little bit.

But then I brought it up because, you know, all these developers came in and put resorts on these islands in South Carolina and stuff. And there was, you know, big demonstrations about the Gullah Geishis land and all that. Some of them sold, I think, and made a ton of money. But, you know, they're trying to preserve the culture. And it's a very cool thing.

They're very skilled at weaving baskets. So when you go to South Carolina and Charleston, they'll be out there selling you these baskets that they weaved out of whatever. And they weave them right there in the street. They have a lot of their old traditions and stuff. It's very cool. So, you know, they're not as old.

You know, it's a couple hundred years old in America. But Polynesians have been around for a minute, right? Like there's been tribes over there in Papua New Guinea that have been around for a minute. And welcome to internet porn, guys. I mean, can you imagine the mind-blowing experience? Now, look, they probably got all that stuff already. I just don't know. I don't know what's going on in Papua New Guinea.

I don't know. I don't know what's going on in Micronesia. I don't know what's going on in Polynesia. I know Polynesian chicks can be hot. I'm sure they got everything. So don't get upset with me if you're Polynesian. I don't know. I think the, you know, I don't know what's going on.

But they're getting internet, and I assume that some of the people who deliver the internet will be killed with bows and arrows for bringing the devil's machine. And look, they're not all wrong, okay? Because the way technology is going, maybe it's bad. Have you ever heard about the, before we get into the story, have you ever heard about the, before we get into the story, have you ever heard about the alien sighting

in a South African school where like 60 children saw it? And then they all reported the same story and they saw the aliens landed and talked to them and it was all these kids and they were just playing in this playground. it's considered like one of the three or four most um believable stories because all the kids had the same story it's on video uh no this was in the 80s or 70s they didn't have video yet right right um so they said that the aliens telepathically

said to they had warnings about technology and they were saying this in the eighties. There's video of the kids recounting it. And then there's videos. They went and found the kids later as adults and they go, yeah, man, I don't know. You know,

this is what happened. I don't know what to tell you. Like they're all like, nobody said, Hey, we made it up or, you know, it's freaky.

Was it the space Jews? What do you mean? Could have been the space Jews, the Chappelle Space Jews. They said they were small. They were tiny, which other accounts said they were tiny. They said the same thing, big eyes, no nose, like no features, like the grays have been described.

Right. And they had these big eyes, and they were small. Like they were smaller than them. They were tiny. And one woman said that one was like a yard from her and they were like communicating to them telepathically warning them about technology now i don't know maybe it was some dudes playing a trick maybe they got maybe they got a little person they threw him in a fucking suit but he's they said the crafts they saw the craft the crafts

landed like they said the whole thing so it's kind of like 60 kids so they had warnings about technology then you're starting to see things just really start to fall apart with technology going like do they are they an advanced species that went through this and we're like hey you know you got to throw out the bad keep the good i don't know but it's an interesting we'll look it up we'll do it maybe we'll look into it on the patreon if you're interested i don't know what the patreon is going to be about so So maybe it'll be about that. But anyway, back to this internet thing. So I thought the internet was in the sky. I thought, I thought Jesus provided the internet. I didn't know that there's cables everywhere,

right? Is that why my cable company charges me so much that's right yeah so there's two ways to get the internet right i never looked into this so you get it by cable or you can get it by satellite so how come i can get the internet just on my phone that's wi-fi no but sometimes without wi-fi i got 5g it's just as good yeah sometimes i'll be in a hotel and i'll just turn off the wi-fi because the porn streams just as good with four bars. All it needs is three or four bars and it streams. I'm sorry. I mean to watch games in the hotel.

So why do they need this long-ass wire? Does this hurt any fishes because they care about the fishes? Dude, did you know wire could go that far? And you've seen them. Yeah. Well, I saw the hub in Miami. There's a hub where it comes up from Central America. It's a highly fortified building. So that's where they put them in?

Yeah. And they go under the water. It's a data flow. And it's like all the information that's coming up. Okay. Now this is why I want to do the story. How do you build? So there's got to be a tunnel around it, right?

So it doesn't get wet. Yeah. Right. Or is it just in encased in something how do you build something under how did dude here's my question how did they make the holland tunnel how do you go into water i used to think the same yeah how do you build a tunnel in the water it's in the rock what do you mean oh it's under the water yeah yeah it's i used to think the same thing i thought there was a tunnel so we're not actually in water we're under the water yeah you're driving through a rock i am uh

i'm a middle-aged man who just learned that for the first time i thought we were in the water i thought the same thing so is that what they're doing they're going under the water because that's the ocean that'd be too far right no i think they just lay the cut cables down dog isn't it amazing that humans how the gamut that humans run we're idiots dude yeah i mean it's amazing i think i broke it up once on this podcast a long time ago there's like three or four categories of intelligence there's the ones who figure this shit out yeah then there's the ones who can kind of understand those guys and then there's people who like went to liberal arts college and then there's fucking morons and liberal arts college, and then there's fucking morons.

And it is like a pyramid, because it's like the morons are at the bottom, and the dudes who can figure this shit out. Can you imagine you figure out how to put infinite fucking digital space into a cable? I don't even know how my goddamn television works, dog. Oh, here it is. 99% of intercontinental internet traffic

goes over submarine cables. Wow, I didn't know that. There it is. Those satellites are great as a solution for edge connectivity on the global internet, especially in locations that don't have easy access to physical infrastructure.

They don't represent a significant amount of overall global capacity. I did not know that. So there's cables all under the water going like, showing up. I think it's regional, like I said. So you had the South American cables coming up through Miami, and then there's probably cables running the other way. Wow.

So these internet companies really do rule the world. They have tentacles everywhere providing us with this thing that's going to kill us. Well, I don't know if the internet companies laid the cable. It could have been AT&T or one of these mobile companies. Who knows? We just don't know. We didn't do any research on it.

But we're not so much, uh, infatuated or impressed with, you know, we're more in like how it's done. That's why I want to do this story. Like I have no idea how it's done. Like, how did it, like, what if a crab comes in, like nibbles at the wire or something? Yeah. I don't know. But anyway, um, you know, we don't have a lot of time left, so I do want to get to Sean

King. Um, I do want to get to, uh, I do want to get to the guy trapped in the vault too. And I do want to, my 23andMe hack, all I can tell you is I already made those jokes. So actually I think I'm okay. Well, it is funny that the UFC and Bud Light, that the UFC and Bud Light have signed a what? $100 million deal?

Correct. To reinstate Bud Light as the official sponsor of the UFC. And all I can say about that is if you're looking for the opposite of gay or trans, it is MMA. So they just sat down one day and said, give me the opposite of what we just did. And they were like two fucking Neanderthals giving each other

cte in an octagon while joe rogan commentates and they went we'll take it one of my favorite sports but um now the ufc is facing boycotts it's not gonna happen dog you may get a couple of bud light jokes and cans thrown into the octagon but people people will forget. It's too great a sport. It's too popular. It ain't going nowhere. Yeah, it's over a $100 million deal. So I got to shoot the special soon because I have a... Well, no. I put the Bud Light joke in an old joke.

So it's fine. I added a Bud Light line in an old joke. So it's fine. Because Bud Light will become masculine again. It'll just happen. People will forget. People don't even remember what happened yesterday old joke, so that's fine. Because Bud Light will become masculine again. It'll just happen. People will forget. I mean, people don't even remember what happened yesterday. I mean, let's go.

I mean, most people don't even know. I mean, Hasan Minhaj, probably most of his fans don't even know, especially with the events that Wright followed. I mean, and even if they do, nobody cares. You can get away with anything. I mean, George Santos. I have to find this just because it's so funny. My agent's texting me.

Who cares? This is just so funny. The headline is Long Island liar George Santos is caught again after claiming his five-year-old niece was kidnapped by Chinese communists in New York. And then this part's great. Which cops say he made up. That he was able to get elected to the highest form of service in the legislative branch by telling such obvious whoppers really confirms that I really have a pulse on what the zeitgeist is.

It really is an era of lies and realities and suggestions. Can you imagine, dude? Imagine saying that to a reporter and it's printed somewhere and nobody goes and check like nobody. In fact, a lot of these dudes are getting found out just when some journalist decides to get off his fucking couch. Most of the news that you get online and otherwise is not from dudes in press vests in Gaza. They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. There are people sitting on the couch who are Googling shit. It's Googling shit.

The people who have been fucking reporting on what George Santos has been saying, shouldn't this show you, I've also been talking about how the press didn't adapt to the digital age, shouldn't this show you that nobody does any work anymore? Nobody, because you can just show up and do it. And now with AI, just write me an article.

How has this guy been able to get away with the story that his niece was kidnapped in New York City by Chinese communists, and then he got elected? Anyway, I digress. It's a side note. It's an addendum. Unbelievable. People don't remember. They don't care. They don't remember because what the

objective truth is and what the reality is doesn't remember. In this case, you think they're going to remember, they're going to care about Dylan Mulvaney and Bud Light. It's going to go away. But also, this is a funny story from the metro area. New York City firefighters were unable to save a man. I was there. I happened to go there. And this guy got trapped in a jewelry vault. He was probably trying to take a jewelry. He was a rapper, I

assumed. We couldn't see him because he's things on a timer. What we would have to do to go in there was too much manpower. You know the city's getting cut its funds because we're paying for these fucking migrants. So all the money's going to these fucking illegals. The FDNY doesn't even have

the infrastructure to fucking drill a hole in this fucking thing. Plus the jewelry store owner, he's telling me he doesn't have fucking insurance. He's going to sue the fucking city if we make a hole to go in for this fucking guy who's trying to get the jewels. Who was fucking watching Guy Ritchie movies. He got too fucking inspired.

So we fucking left him in there. Man was trapped in a jewelry vault for fucking 30 hours. Okay, imagine being trapped with all the jewels that you know you can't fucking steal. And you're just looking at him going, God, I can't take any of this and I'm going to prison. I don't know. Was he trying to steal it or was he a fucking dumb employee who closed the door behind him? I don't know.

Who cares? The point is we left him in there and then we fucking rescued him in the morning. When we opened the door, he was still standing there. All right, that happened. That's the news happening in the good old Big Apple. This is your Metro. Should I make this a segment where Sean Terry does a local

news story that happened in New York? Oh, he was trying to access the safe deposit box and somehow he got trapped. So I assume he might have been but they don't even say if he's an employee or worker or if he was a robber. We don't know.

But he's safe now and we can't even arrest him because the fucking migrants are living in the cells it's catch and release these fucking democrats i don't know what to tell you if you don't i want the santas to run for fucking mayor i like the santas for mayor of new york throw a yankee hat on like hillary did learn how to pronounce houston uh as houston and get the fuck over here and build a wall around my goddamn beloved city, Trump 2024. Trump or DeSantis 2024.

Short diary. Loud of 14. Queens, New York. Go Jets. You're looking good. Jets are fucking looking pretty good without Rodgers, who I fully support for his stance on fucking vaccination.

So we had to do that story. And we'll end it with our good old buddy. So many people. Dude, I'm talking about maybe 50 people tagged me in the story. I think I made a splash with Sean King because I talked so much about him. So Sean King is back in the story i think i made a splash with sean k because i talked so much about

him so sean king is back in the news and back trending because um he put himself front and center he puts himself front and center of the uh israeli hamas clash we should say. So apparently, Judith Raynon and her daughter, Natalie Raynon, 17 and 59 years old, respectively, of Evanston, Illinois. They were Americans. And they're obviously Jewish with the name Raynon. Israeli, I think this is, yeah.

Maybe Semitic, who knows, were released on Friday. They were two hostages that Hamas released. So I think there's 20. Are there 20 Americans or something? So there were two of the 20 Americans. Now, Biden probably had a lot to do with that going, hey, look, we're going to blow you up if they want to. I don't know. But Sean King, Sean King, experienced hostage negotiator, was able to secure the release of this mother and daughter who in turn came out of the tunnels they were being held in and said, the first thing they said is, huh, who's Sean King? To which Sean King responded and provide what he called receipts.

I'd love to get an update on the story. So, because he then released something on his Instagram because he became uh, became aware of the fact that he was trending worldwide. Um, so apparently, um, he took credit. Yeah. Well, I know what he did. He said, like, I was able to work behind the scenes and with my contacts.

was able to work behind the scenes and with my contacts. So I assume he's got some contacts in Hamas and get them released. First of all, I don't know why you'd want to admit that. I guess in his circles, that's some sort of badge of honor. I guess as they're seen as solely, how has everyone forgotten what they've done? You know? How have they... I mean, it's like,

what did they get, like, 10 minutes of sympathy before it was like... Dude, what was it, 2,000? 2,000 civilians? Women, grandchildren, and infants? Didn't the journalists go over there and they were forced to look at the GoPro footage and the security cam footage of those murders?

They were done with gruesome, particularly gruesome, they were done in a particularly gruesome manner, torturous manner where they forced family members to watch the killings of other family members and then killed. I mean, it was particularly cruel. They took a couple of prisoners of war, I guess, or they got a couple of the terrorists and the terrorists have admitted that there was, they were having sex with dead bodies and they were raping. I mean, citizens, so people who have nothing to do with Israeli government.

Um, and you're admitting to having a contact with that militia? I don't know. But I think the good news is he's lying. You know, someone who has a record of lying about who he is, make zero mistake, I'll say it again, Sean King is a 100% white guy. He's a white man. There is no proof he is anything other than a white man. In fact, there's proof that he's a white man. He put his statement up and that was his last post because it was such big news.

He put his statement up and that was his last post because it was such big news. So he says, full stop. His jargon. I did not reach out to the family. They reached out to me and said they were supporting of me and my work and protested against police violence. I had zero intention to help you rescue any hostages because I know the full weight of multiple governments were already doing so. My assistance would be way more needed with Palestinians and Gaza. What can you do, dog?

You don't have a lot of money anymore because Tamir Rice's mom has cut you off. So according to him, there's Ben Ronan's, was the brother of natalie uh ronan and he's a long time supporter and was the american spokesperson for the family um and first reached i don't think families have official spokespersons but i guess he's what he's saying in shorthand is they were he was speaking on behalf of the family and they reached out for help to sean king that's who you'd reach out to is sean king on october 9th and um so he says on the advice of my attorneys i've kept every task dm screenshot and according to state law recorded all of it my phone conversations thank god my fear was that i would be framed by the american government

i yeah the american government isn't thinking about you at all dog i mean imagine that you'd be framed by the american government the american government doesn't know this is internet culture shit nobody the american government knows who fucking sean king is um framed by the american government again are you living here man man? Can anyone on that side say anything good about this country, man? You were allowed to fulfill your dream

of becoming a black man in this country and multiple people have fulfilled that dream. How much better do you want it to get? Not only that, you got rich and famous

off of it. I also knew the Israeli government, again, all the bad guys, and Hamas is great, were master liars. Yeah, Hamas is just soothsaying. Receipts came in handy nonetheless. So now who is Ben? Can we find any info on Ben Ronan? Cause I did a couple of Google searches. Uh, does Ben Ronan release a statement? Can you Google that? Yeah. Do a copy and paste. So you'd have to spell it.

Ben Ronan released a statement, which you would think he would, right? Statement. okay here we go she's doing she no there's no mention here that yeah no that's not going to be it um ben ronan statement no, no. Yeah, well, I know the clash. Okay, you want to hear the statement from her? If you don't know it already, I'll save the statement for her. Scroll down.

This is the official statement. First and foremost, we make it clear that he is lying with an exclamation point. Our family does not and did not have anything to do with him, neither directly or indirectly. Not to him and not to anything he claims to represent. We reached out to many people far and wide to bring Natalie and Judith to safety, says Mr. King. Oh, no.

We reached out to many people far and wide to bring Natalie and Judith to safety. We are not affiliated with Mr. King. Ben, my son, was talking with him without anyone in the family knowing about it until today. Our family in Israel posted this statement denying we knew him before we learned about Ben talking to him. We have nothing further to say. Okay, so that's true then. So there is a Ben.

So I take back what I said. And he says I spoke directly and repeatedly with the family. He did not speak with the family. He spoke with Ben. I have a job, career, and family. I would be over. I'd be throwing everything away to do such a thing. Thankfully, I kept records of them

all so he was talking to ben um but the point is still so he was talking to ben but the point is is that sean king is claiming that it was because of him that he was able to negotiate behind the scenes and make it happen. So he says, when I first reached out to activist Sean King, as I had known, he had many connections with the Palestinian government. While Sean and I do have slight disagreements politically, we both agree that human life is the most sanctified value of our life. Good on you, Ben. You probably tried all avenues. The Palestinian government is Hamas. Yeah. The Palestinian government is Hamas.

Yeah, the Palestinian government is Hamas. So he has connections with Hamas. So if he did help broker the release, now the government's interested in you. He might've got his way. But hey, look, this is maybe an instance where Sean King told the truth. So there you have it.

I'm not sure if his efforts specifically, but maybe they did. Maybe his connections are so deep that he's able to do it. And I think you're going to be hearing a lot more from the Department of Defense. They're going to want to know about your contact, Sean. He's got a lot of pull with Hamas. Yeah, he's got a lot of pull with Hamas, I guess. Because the point of it, why it became such a story, was he said, I was able to work tirelessly behind the scenes,

if I'm quoting correctly, to ensure the release. It was words like that. So he was certainly taking credit for it. Maybe he did. Maybe he talked to the brother and said, they're released now. So let me just, let me just provide an emotional truth out there as to what the actual mechanism was that got them released. That mechanism being me, because nobody really knows, right? Ben did reach out to me. This would be a perfect way to exaggerate. Hey, is six percent african-american and from there he

extrapolated to being black so you know is that wrong i i guess it depends on what you consider fraud i don't know so no matter what he will continue to be an interesting character because so many people hate him and so many people still love him. And dude, he's got millions of followers. Like he, even he's kind of untouched. A lot of those people don't even know. Like, dude, I've, I've had talks with people who love Sean King, bought his book and whatever. And I bring up that stuff and they go, no. And I go, go research yourself. And they're like, what? I didn't know't know that most people there's too much information most people don't even know here he is posting dead babies on his instagram he loves his tragedy porn look at this over and over again over and over again he's got 4.5 million 4.5 million

is any one of those photos a dead israeli No, but he's posting fake Israeli propaganda. Fake propaganda that Israeli's military is sending to Palestinians to discredit me. What does it say? I got to hear it now. I got to hear it now. We're over, but I want to hear it. We'll end on this. Hey, Sean King. Thank you very much for the $10,000 donation. We really like your support. Thank you very much. We love really like your support. Thank you very much.

We love you. Thank you. Thank you. It's probably a joke, right? Yeah, they're trolling him. Yeah, it's more of a troll. But he takes it and he goes, propaganda. Today, several of my Palestinian friends

said that they started seeing Israeli posts, this fake propaganda everywhere. It's soldiers from Israel's evil military, the IDF. Well, you can hear from the accents. He calls them evil military. So they're evil. They're all evil. These people live in a comic book world, man. It's a comic book world. It's become a comic book liberal arts education where there's good and bad. I mean, he's a comic book character. arts education, whether it's good and bad. I mean, he's a comic book character. It's a joke. It's all become a joke. The IDF's evil military, like that's all they are, is evil. All our military is evil. All cops are evil. Whatever, it's just all evil. It's not complicated. He

doesn't live in an adult world. Of course he doesn't. He's playing make-believe. world. Of course he does. He's playing make-believe. This is how desperate and dishonest they are. I wouldn't give them a penny in my life depending on it. What this tells me is that the evil government there knows in caps that we're influencing hearts and minds all over the world. Yeah, well, that is obvious. And then free Palestine. It's just, it's a complicated issue. But he's an activist. He's a professional activist. And he gonna be activist-ing. So, you know, it is what it is, man.

Sean King got these hostages released. So for the other 18 hostages, here's the test. If the other 18 hostages can have family members, reach out to Sean King. And if they are all released, I will believe it. I will believe that he did it.

He specifically with his connections did it. And then Sean, I have some things that I want on my Christmas list. Perhaps you have some connections at Macy's. I don't know. See you next time. Guys, come see me live at Sony Hall November 4th. Only tickets left for the late show.

They could be gone by now. But New York City, November 4th at Sony Hall. Providence, Rhode Island, November 10th and 11th at the Comedy Connection. Phoenix, Arizona, November 16th and 17th, Spokane, Washington, December 1st and 2nd, Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, December 8th and 9th, Louisville, December 15th and 16th, Revolution Hall in Portland, Oregon on January 11th.

Tickets are up. Vogue Theater in Vancouver, January 12th. Atlanta Comedy Underground, February 15th and 17th. American Comedy Company, February 23th and 17th American Comedy Company February 23rd and 24th Royal Theater in Toronto March 23rd and Cleveland, Ohio

March 29th and 30th and Kansas City April 11th through the 13th now I want to tell you I have unfortunately canceled my San Francisco weekend you guys already know that I'm very very sorry about that something came up I have unfortunately canceled my San Francisco weekend. You guys already know that.

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