Yannis Pappas Hour - A Semester of Crowd Work

Episode Date: September 2, 2023

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What's up everybody? Welcome to the Honest Pappas Hour. Remember, life is pretty great when things are pretty great. So, that's what you gotta do. Life's great if things are great. And things are great right now because Megan Rapanapu is playing her last

game for the United States sometime in September. I think September 24th or something like that. She tried to get a petition to have it done on 9-11, but it's going to happen 9-24. She's playing her last game for the United States women's soccer team, but it will not be her last haircut with different colors in it. It won't be her last hair color,

and it won't be the last thing that she has to say about some annoying issue that at some point her wife Sue Bird, who's a Hall of Fame women's basketball player who's from Long Island, is going to divorce her

because now she's got no soccer on her hands. So she's just going to be going, I'm for this issue and Sue Bird's from Long Island. She's going to go, shut up Trump 2024. I've had enough.

I'm going to Huntington. LGTBQ conversion therapy is, they're looking to overturn the ban on it. They want to, they're trying to bring back the correct treatment for gays in Iowa, Alabama, and some of these, you know, high GDP states that really make America what America is I mean we're

gonna get into it but gays you had it if you were just went into your rainbow world and left these fucking wackadoos alone you would have been fine but you kept pushing you kept fucking reading Red Riding Hood to their kids and now they want to

overturn the ban on conversion therapy. You know, get you guys back in therapy. They're not convinced. They're not convinced by the science on that. We have another, finally, we've been waiting a long time. We've located another white lady who is claiming to be Native American. And, of course, a university in California. What was it?

University of California, Riverside. And she was claiming to be Cherokee. And she was there for a long time. And she just decided to retire. While they were looking into her background, she said, you know what? I'm going to save you guys the trouble. I'm going back to my native land. And I'm going to save you guys the trouble. I'm going back to my native land. And I'm going to go back

to being a blackjack dealer at Bohican Sun Casino. Because I've had enough of you guys fucking milking around. And then she left like this. You got to give it to conservatives. At least they don't steal minorities' jobs as much as these progressive

liberal women. Bradley Cooper's nose is causing controversy because he's playing a Jew. So that's tough. But the Jew he's playing did have a fucking beak on him. A 98 year old woman died the next day

after police raided her home and she cursed him out. We're just going to have fun watching the video because it's fun watching a 98 year old woman just curs him out. We're just going to have fun watching the video because it's fun watching a 98-year-old woman just cursing cops. So that's going to be good. There's a new drug on the market called Trank. Thank you, China. It's a sequel. It's like the iPhone 7 for fentanyl.

It knocks you out big time. And it's sweeping the country. It's all the rage. It's like the Barbie movie, but you not often die. SpaceX is being sued because the government wants to get Elon Musk. We'll talk about it. There's no other way to interpret it. They're suing SpaceX for discriminating against hiring refugees and asylum recipients.

So if you're a U.S. citizen, how dare you ask to be first in line to be hired by an American company? And if you're listening or watching this, if you are not a refugee or an asylum recipient, I want you to shut it off right now. Because I want my listenership base to be 70% refugee, 14% asylum recipients, and 100% Syrian. This is the Yanis Papas Hour. Let's read these news off this fucking pizza plate. Here we go. Guys, can you believe it has been seven months without an NFL game? That is crazy. This is the best time of year when you're going, oh, football's right around the corner. I love it.

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As usual, I want to work big, and I want to be in the air, and then I want to get onto the ground. You know, it's sort of like an invasion. I'm going to treat this like an invasion. You start with artillery from the sky, and then you send in the troops. You get boots on the ground. But first, we got to soften them up with what you call an air jab. That's what the United States Air Force likes to call a little air jab.

Did I just make that up? That's pretty good. You go, this is what the generals say. Hey, we're going to soften up this fucking brown country with a couple of air jabs. And then we're going to go work the body. And by work the body, I'm meaning we're going to get Marines and Army on the ground. But first, a couple of air jabs and then we're going to go work the body and by work the body i'm meaning we're going to get marines and army on the ground but first a couple of air jabs and by air jabs i mean we're going to explode some villages with drones which we are now uh creating the pentagon is creating autonomous drones so they can um compete with china um you know what i mean

so but i don't know how they're going to do that when the drones are made in China. They're moving quickly to buy, to announce new autonomous drones, but to catch is everything that we have is made in China. And they're doing it to compete with China drones. So are they just giving us their drones and keeping some for themselves? Or are they just making knockoffs

i mean one of which one's nike which one's the sniky of drones i don't know but we're starting with a couple air jabs literally um the the guy who tried to purportedly initiate a revolt against putin surprisingly died in a plane crash how dumb do you got to be to get in a plane crash. How dumb do you got to be to get in a plane if you're that guy? How dumb are you to eat another meal, drink another drink, or get into a plane if you're that guy? At what point did that guy think

he was going to live another year and a half? At what point did this fucking guy guy his name is yegevny brisnovichin is that his name close enough prig go jnin yegevny prignozhin he was a guy who was ahead of their like mercenary unit that liked to slaughter everyone uh the wagner group and as you know nobody's watching this and they haven't heard that uh his plane went kaputsky he went kaputsky listen planes go down all the time i mean almost never like there's how many in the air every day thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands across the globe they never crash and this guy happened to crash. He had a little accident.

Listen, it happens a lot. People who've crossed Putin, they can't stay away from falling out of windows or falling out of planes. You don't want to be above ground and you don't want to eat anything. There's a chance that your food is going to give you a little bit of a tummy ache. that your food is going to give you a little bit of a tummy ache. And this guy, he died. All of his high command apparently were in this plane. And genetic testing of the 10 bodies recovered at the crash site confirmed, conformed to the manifest. What does that mean, conformed to the manifest for the flight?

I love this performative duty. The Russian investigative committee spokesman svetlana petronko said in his statement russia's civil aviation authority had said pregozhin whatever and some of his top lieutenants were on the list of the seven passengers and three crew members we had no idea we had to go out there and really confirm and check out who the bodies were how do you think they went out there and just went they just went out there and really confirm and check out who the bodies were how do you think they went out there and just went they just went out there and smoked a cigarette and said all right is the media here we're here it's the guys like they didn't have prior knowledge of who went down in that fucking plane uh i i love it the investigative committee russia's got an investigative you know

because they want to get it right They want to make sure everything's fair and they want to get word to these people's families that they perished in a tragic accident where they got hit by a cloud. A cloud ran into them. It happens all the time when you're in a plane and you're an enemy of Putin. You run into a cloud and you didn't know that cloud

was a solid one. There's a few ones up there. It's like you run into it. It's like a brick wall. And they ran into a cloud somewhere above fucking, I don't know, parts of the country, parts of the world I never want to fly over.

I wasn't even comfortable flying over Africa when we flew to South Africa. I was not comfortable knowing that Zimbabwe was under me. I did not. Even though I know

it doesn't matter. If you fall, you're going to die. I just would rather my remains not be in Zimbabwe. I'd rather they be in fucking Sweden or America or someplace that has rule of law. I don't want to go to a place that has a coop every 14 seconds. The way a Japanese guy takes his shoes off to eat sushi.

That clip should have done better on social. I thought it was funny. I was like, that's because in, they have coups every day. You know, it's normal. Just like taking your shoes off at a Japanese guy's house for dinner. It's part of their culture. So he's dead.

He's dead. I can't wait for the Putin interview when he's like, you know, you know, you can see like the twinkle in his eye. He's going, you you know must have been a ukrainian plane he'll make a joke like that too bad the united states didn't play for his plane maybe it would have been a better plane um so they're all dead how about those pilots though

right i mean how you know that before they got in, they did the fucking Russian Orthodox cross a million times. They looked at each other and they go, you working this flight? Yeah, you're working this flight? Yeah, I tried to get out of it. I told them I had COVID, but I forgot that we were hired by Russian warlords. I forgot we were flying a Russian warlord who heads up a brutal mercenary force and we were hired through a uh shadow subsidiary of putin to die so we can't get out of it um you can't really call it sick how about that that, right? Yeah, I mean, how?

You're just fodder. You're just a guy flying a plane, and then when you hear that missile hit, you go, oh, fuck, that's right. You think at some point they were like, oh, fuck. I would rather not know. Yeah. I'd rather not know who was in the plane. But you knew as soon as he steps on board, you're like, oh, fuck, we mean if they saw him they might have gone like fuck you tell me i gotta fly someone who tried to do a coup

against putin in a plane fuck is there an is there a parachute or an ejection thing or yeah dude they were probably up there just like calling texting their wives like i love you like they probably knew it was coming oh yeah yeah and i mean how stupid is he he's like yeah i'm just gonna get in a plane i'm just gonna get in a plane you know i'm just gonna get in plane and putin will let me safely land it's really funny it's really really funny i can't wait for the putin interview when he when he like i said when he gives what they thought was they're like we got the black box we think you know one of the pilots was a ukrainian spy and they downed it that's what i guarantee you that's what i would

do i go well as it turns out one of the um one of the um one of the pilots was a Nazi Ukrainian undercover spy. And he kamikazed it to take one of our most decorated and beloved generals from us. I will be at the funeral. I loved him. I loved him. I pardoned him for his attempted coup. And we had made amends.

We broke bread. We broke bread. And now we're friends. And I just want to say goodbye to Wagner Group Chief, Yegevny Przhenyozyn. Rest in peace. Putin's murdered a lot of guys individually. He loves to take down a journalist,

and he loves to put you out of a window. It's just his preferred method. There's been a lot of guys who just, loves to put you out of a window it's just his preferred method there's been a lot of guys who just they're just they end up going out of windows he at some point he made that decision he's gone like i like poison i like windows i like people falling from the sky he has a he has like a penchant for it you know like there's a lot of ways to kill guys falling out of windows is probably the least believable but he likes it he likes this i guarantee you he enjoys bodies falling i bet you like maybe he was watching 9-11 just jerking his dick he liked watching people fall from the

sky he enjoys it i love it when they go like oh yeah this guy was in a hospital and then he fell out of a window i mean how does that How does a guy fall out of a window? It's like he rolled over in his bed. He's like, oh my God, why did they put my bed right near the open window? Oh God, I thought I was going to the bathroom and the window's open. I fell out the window. Rest in peace to a great man.

Rest in peace to Yegevny. I mean, he's Russian. He died. It's kind of what they do. It's like taking your shoes off at a Japanese guy's house for sushi. Russians die. It's what they,

they enjoy death as much as they enjoy life. They do it good. They're kind of born like ready to die. You try to tell a joke to little kiddies like, there's no joy here.

I would die. Like, thanks for the memories. Um, it's a sad story, but it's not as sad as the end of an ethnic studies professors, um, tenured employment at the university of California.

I believe Riverside, uh, that's not the university of california i believe riverside uh that's not the university of cali i guess i guess it's a it's like the cheaper one it's like uh it's like when you tell people you go there's a cambridge college it has nothing to do with cambridge university but it's in cambridge but it's called cambridge college and i mean it's like you know divorced dads and moms and like guys who got kicked off the police force for excessive force who were trying to get a master's in education or something. That's who goes.

It's a real shit school, but it's called Cambridge College. Same thing as the University of California, Riverside. Some shitty fucking school that let this woman who claimed to be Cherokee teach ethnic studies. Now, what is ethnic studies? She just goes, welcome to class.

You're Hungarian. That's an ethnicity, guys. Okay, you're Jewish Ukrainian. It's like a whole semester of crowd work. Yeah, it's just a semester of crowd work yeah it's just a semester of crowd work where are you from where are you from oh wow you're from wisconsin well you have germanic ancestors thank you that's my ethnicity what is ethnic studies what is that a waste of money guys there's this thing called puerto. Okay, go write a paper about it.

Hey, guys, there's people in country Greece. They call themselves Greek. They're ethnic. Guys, have you ever heard of Chileans? They're a people. We got something below the United States border called Mexicans. They live in Mexico. Class dismissed. Okay, African Americans, Asian

Americans, Chicano Latinos, and Native Americans specifically, to the areas of politics, religion, education, history, science, art, and theory in local, national, and global context. That's ethnic studies. So basically, you walk in and they go, Whitey's bad.

You got screwed over. Your people never did anything wrong. And Whitey is a united force of evil. Welcome to class. My name is Sarah and I'm Cherokee. What's her name? Hi, my name is Tiffany Blaustein and I'm Cherokee. What's her name? Hi, my name is Tiffany Blaustein and I'm a Cherokee Indian.

Hi, my name's Andrea Smith. That's her real name. And I am a Cherokee Native American. So, she will continue to finish teaching her classes through August 2024. And I assume

I assume that the classmates will treat her like Robin Williams' character in Dead Poets Society. When they're about to fire her, they'll just stand up on their, they'll just stand up on their desks and go, instead of, oh, captain, my captain, they'll go, and the guy firing will go, stop that.

Everyone stop that. Get down. And then Ethan Hawke will just go. Do the Tomahawk. And she'll go, class, thank you. Thank you, class. Thank you. I don't know how to say Captain, my captain in Cherokee because my name is Andrea Smith

and I'm a white lady pretending Captain in Cherokee because my name is Andrea Smith and I'm a white lady pretending to be Cherokee to get this fucking cushy job where I teach bullshit because they should just really understand that if the class that they're teaching is bullshit, there's a good chance it's being taught by a white lady who's pretended to be a minority. by a white lady who's pretended to be a minority. So Professor Smith agrees to not make any affirmative claims of Native American. Who is her father that she's been able to get out of this so easily? This is an easy one, except for the YP hour

where we're highlighting it. This is a smooth exit. She's being allowed to teach there through the end of September. This is not like, where's the tarring? Where's the feathering and tarring? Where's the public humiliation that La Bumbayera got? That, you know, that Rachel Dolezal got? That a bunch of other ones got?

And I love each and every one of them equally. They're like my kids. I do not favor one of these more than the other. I love them all. These are my favorite, favorite stories. I'm telling you, this is like cookies and cream ice cream for me. I walk in, I go, what's on the menu here this week? And if this is out there, I say, give it to me with sprinkles.

Give it to me. Give me the vanilla with chocolate sprinkles. And when you remove the chocolate sprinkles, it's a white lady. So she's getting a really easy exit. Professor Smith agrees to not make any affirmative claims. It's like she's copping a plea deal here. She will not make any affirmative claims of Native American heritage anymore

in connection with her university work for the duration of her university employment. However, if asked about her heritage in connection with her university work, Professor Smith is permitted to disclose her opinion on her Native American heritage. where are we? Where are we now? We are post-reason. We are post-facts. We are post-reality. We are post-comedy. We're post-truth. Let me just read that sentence again. She's permitted to disclose her opinion on her Native American... How can you have an opinion on your heritage? You either are it or you're not. It's not subject to opinion. I can't say it's my opinion that I happen to be half Guatemalan, half Chilean, half Bolivian. I can't claim to be a Bolivian refugee seeker

trying to get a job at SpaceX. I can't do that. I can give you my opinion, but guess what? My opinion would be a lie. So this is a funny way of saying she's allowed to lie about her Native American heritage. Also, Riverside will pay up to $5,000 towards her legal costs and is shelving any investigation of the allegations that precipitated the professor's exit.

What is going on here? This is fishy as hell. The agreement follows a complaint by UF Riverside faculty, alleging that Smith fraudulently claimed native American identity. The university said in a statement released Monday, the nine page separation agreement, separation agreement, Separation agreement. We're just, we're uncoupling.

Who is she protected by? She's protected by the liberal trans Nazi mafia. She's protected by Kaiser Sasse. This is crazy. We'll bring a negotiation end to her employment. So she is retiring, but they're letting her retire with all her dignity. So she did not respond to calls to the university and her home for comment. She doesn't want to comment on this. And she's not defending herself. She's retiring, you know, because she's innocent. That's why she's deciding to retire.

She's innocent. She has not divulged anything about her family tree, but in 2015 blog post, she decried identity policing. She decreed identity policing. Oh, she decried identity policing, meaning she was yelling at people who were going around trying to figure out what it is because that would be bad for me. So I'm against that.

It's conservative. It's an effort by conservatives to whitewash. They want to whitewash. They want to whitewash. They want to colonize and whitewash and colonize and patriarchally colonize and whitewash my identity, my native identity. I have always been and will always be Cherokee. I'm as Cherokee as my name is Andrea Smith. What's her fucking name again?

Andrea Smith. Listen, I've known a lot of Smiths and every single one of them have been Cherokee. I've known a lot of girlss, and every single one of them have been Cherokee. I've known a lot of girls named Andrea, and not one of them, not one of them had European ancestry. Andrea is an old Cherokee name that means hoof. It means hoof. Andrea Smith means hoof, hoof hoof hoof of horse the separation agreement and release of all claims which appears to have been posted on instagram august 17th by a native american activist named jacqueline keeler well there's

another one is there any real native americans anymore are they just all played by white women jacqueline keeler oh she's just an activist so she's a white lady talking on behalf yeah because Is there any real Native Americans anymore, or are they just all played by white women? Jacqueline Keillor. Oh, she's just an activist, so she's a white lady talking on behalf. Yeah, because Keillor is like a rich family's name from upstate New York. States that Smith's downfalls came after the university received a complaint from 13 faculty members alleging that she made fraudulent claims

to Native American, to Indian history. Sorry, Native history. No formal university investigation of the allegations has occurred, but the professor has denied and disputes the allegations and has agreed to just leave the university because her innocence, she's so upset. She's so upset that nobody believes her. And if you look at her picture, I mean,

I mean, she looks like she could, I mean, be in the, she looks like, I mean, she looks like she's a Choctaw. Look at her. Look how native she looks. Why are we going to let her get away with this? I, you know, she's trying to exit and say, we don't need an investigation.

No, no, no. Get to the bottom of it. Hey, yeah. Milo Yapanopoulos, get on the case,

stop your gay conversion therapy business and get on the case. You're the one who, who, who, um, you know, he's the one who got, what's his name?

I don't even remember his name anymore. He's not relevant anymore. What's his name? don't even remember his name anymore he's not relevant anymore what's his name sean brown sean king okay he's the one that first brought it to everyone's attention and sean king's white guy and um so here you go go get her birth certificate find you know go follow her around when she throws out a soda can get her dna how has no one done that to sean king yet yeah just like taking a soda can oh yeah do his 23 and yeah just do a 23 and me and it comes up just straight just comes up welch british welch british german swedish even if it imagine even if it says like two percent african-american you're like come on dog i have one percent arab

too that doesn't mean i'm gonna haggle you for a bag come on buddy buddy buddy buddy come on buddy they love to negotiate yeah there's no price is set in stone with a buddy buddy buddy my friend my friend my friend buddy buddy buddy let's talk about this price um so i don't know why she's getting off easy she's got to be protected on all high she's got to be protected on all high by comedy central she's got to be protected by comedy central dog you know they're like we're not gonna let you do we're not gonna let this happen to one of our diverse hires. Guys, the NFL season is back and DraftKings is hooking everybody up. I cannot wait to read about spreads and start putting some money on games again.

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Comedy Central, they're still chugging along. It's like a 98-year-old woman. Comedy Central is like a 98-year-old woman whose house just got raided by young cops, and she ain't happy about it. Now, here's the thing about a 98-year-old woman with a walker. She ain't happy about much. No. But if you come into her home and you're a stranger and she doesn't know who you are and you're wearing police uniforms, she's really not going to be happy about that. And we have video

evidence. Now, here's the funny part about this. She's a 98-year-old woman who moves very gingerly, year old woman who moves very gingerly. Um, but she died the next day after these cops raided her home. Um, now that begs the question, was she so stressed out that these cops raided her home and she was cursing them, which we're going to listen to. Cause it's, I hate to say she died, but listen, it's never a tragedy when a 98 year old woman passes away. It's never a tragedy, okay? It's just, it's time. The applesauce years have been upon her, and we wish her safe travels on her flight to heaven. But did these guys stress her out so much that they killed her,

or did she die because she was 98? Was she going to die? Now, here's the thing. Here's the thing that makes this so funny. Because like a more fati, right? Maybe everything's destined. We have no control and it's all written, right? So maybe she was just destined to die that next day

and cops came and raided her on the last day. And that's really funny to think that she spent her last day just yelling and cursing out cops and then she croaked. It's also equally funny to think that she might have lived to 104, but then cops raided her home for God knows what reason.

Did they think she had marijuana in there? Did they think she was harboring illegals? Like, what are these cops doing in a 98-year-old woman's home? Is there some fucking scumbag, loser grandson who's on meth, who's living their rent fee and living off of her Social Security check? I need details. But the details are not as important as listening to this woman

who's about to be fucking stiff and cold yell at these cops because there ain't nothing funnier than a demented old 98 angry year old white lady. She's not talking anyway. She's got a walker look how fast she moves from 98 she ran right into did she just call him a filthy animal?

Yep. She died in 12 hours. Yeah, what are they doing? Yeah, seriously. What makes this story... Wait, let's just hear what she's got to say here. Even more concerning and sadly unbelievable and disturbing is that Joan Meyer died the

very next day. The search stemmed from a confidential document. Police believe the newspaper had in its possession about a local restaurant owner's driving record and an OVI newspaper reported that Joan Meyer's son, Eric paper received the record via social media, but didn't report on it. And that the issue was also discussed at a public meeting. A search warrant for the raid claimed potential violations of law involving identity theft and illegal use of a computer.

The son, I knew it had to be some dirtbag. Well, give it up to his mom. She defended him to the fucking end. You guys here for Eric? Fuck you. You're not, you're taking, you got to take me first. Get out of my house.

I want you standing outside that door. What are you looking at over there? Imagine they found like her dildo and they were just like, what's this, man? That's not your business.

Just lube and a dildo. Yeah, sometimes you feel bad for these old ladies that got the son. Ma, ma, just let me stay for a couple weeks. Yeah.

Ma, don't touch the computer. I don't know how to use a computer. And she's 98, so her son's probably like 60. Yeah, son's like 64 or something. It's a 64-year-old criminal crashing with his 98-year-old mom. Yeah, it looks like an old lady's house, too, with the old couch from 1983. You know, she bought it when she was 70 now i do not want to live this long you don't want to live till 98 you want this to be you yeah i want dude if i

can live my last day and on that day i tell a couple of pigs to go fuck off and then i die i bet you jesus high-fived her on the fucking way up to the gates of heaven. Oh, hell yeah. She was on the escalator. Jesus came down. And you know one of those prank videos where they grab the arm? Yeah. When they're going, they grab some tough guy's arm.

And the tough guy goes, who the fuck you touched me? And they do it. I bet you she was going up. He was coming down. He just grabbed her around. She turned around. And he just went. And he gave her a thumbs up.

Oh, fuck yeah. He said, yeah. You yelled at a couple pigs. She gets a hood pass in heaven. She gets a hood pass. She came in here. Black's like, yeah, you yelled at a couple pigs. She gets a hood pass in heaven. She gets a hood pass. She came in here, black, she's like, oh, shit. Here comes Ethel. Yeah, they went crazy like they just saw a magic trick when she got up there. Not me, man.

I'm taking a hot dose of Trank before I get to that area. No, man, I'm living in 98 and I'm fucking trying to run into the... I like how she tried to bang into the officers with her walker. These guys must have been holding back laughs at some point. She's like, fuck you. She called him an asshole. Hearing an old lady curse is just... It doesn't get funnier than an angry old lady.

What is funnier than an angry old lady? Maybe a fart and a toupee. And that's it. In that order, I would go fart, hairpiece, fucking angry old lady cursing at and a toupee and that's it in that order i would go fart hairpiece fucking angry old lady cursing at cops in her house this is you know you just go watch the video it's called you assholes it's actually called you assholes colon 98 year old slams cops raiding her home on day before she died. She went out like a trooper, dog. I mean, that'd be fun if before she died,

she just on her deathbed, she went, Black Lives Matter. Fuck the police. Yeah, I can't breathe and just died. Fuck the police. Oh, man. Probably happened somewhere fun, just like how lgtbq conversion therapy is being they're overturning the ban i believe um in iowa and elsewhere it's funny they said in i they should

have just said the headline should be in iowa and you can guess where else it's like you know it's not going to be like elsewhere what do do you mean by elsewhere? New Hampshire? Where? Maine? Let me guess. In downtown Boston. Let me guess. Jersey City.

Hoboken is no longer banning conversion therapy. No, it's the usual suspects. Okay? We're going to go Iowa and elsewhere, meaning Alabama, Mississippi, probably Tejas, most of Florida, Louisiana, Tennessee, Iowa, Idaho, South Carolina, parts of North Carolina, Northern Florida, and Long Island. And Long Island and Staten. Wow.

One of the largest cities in Iowa. What does that mean? There's 100 people that live in it? What's the largest city in Iowa? Iowa City? Home of 5,000 residents? Oh, but look here. it says it repealed its ban oh one of iowa's lawyers repealed its ban on yeah repealed its ban on conversion therapy meaning

they're bringing it back yeah yeah i read it right yeah yeah they're repealing they had a ban on it um when they were temporarily insane and now they're bringing back the reasonable, you know, I have this in my act. It's like, it's funny that you think that there is a guy who could be attracted to another hairy guy and turn it off. You can't like, you know, just go, I'm not into that anymore.

It's like, I don't know, once dicks are delicious, they kind of stay delicious. It's like trying to get a person, a fat kid, to stop wanting cake. You can force him to not eat cake by making him be miserable, but his heart wants cake. Just like these people's hearts want a fucking fire hose of cum in their mouth.

They want the hose. Give me the fire hose of cum in their mouth. They want the hose. Give me the hose full of cum. I want it in my mouth right now. Give me my peanuts in my mouth right now. Where's my peanuts? God, I can't believe we're back here in America. We're, you know, this is what I do blame, you know, wokeness. They just, it just went, you know, they just kept, you know, pushing, pushing, pushing, you know, drag queens reading to kids.

You know, I know it doesn't happen all over the place, but it's happening. How come they're never reading to elderly people? How come there's not drag shows at old folks' homes? We'd all support that. Those people need a little jolt. They need Cinnamon, you know, you know, Dennis in a wheelchair on his 90th birthday

would love to have Cinnamon sit on his lap in clear heels dancing to Britney Spears, I'm a Slave for You. That'd be a lit night. That would be a lit night. That would be a very nice last-minute replacement for bingo again at an old folks' home. Oh, fuck you.

A little fucking drag queen or just story hour, reading them, you know, Eli Weasel's, what's his book? What's it called? Night? Yeah, because old people got a sophisticated taste. So you just have some drag queen come in there and read Eli Weasels. What's his book? What's it called? Night? Yeah. Because old people got a sophisticated taste. So you just have some drag queen come in there and read The Prince and the Pauper to them. You know, read the book Chesapeake Bay by James Michener.

You know? And they die after chapter one. That'd be nice. Come in, read a little Sophie's Choice and Heels. The Brothers Karamazov to all the fucking Jewish Russian grannies. Why is it only schools? Why aren't they...

Why is there not drag time lunch hour at Merrill Lynch? Why is it in schools? I'm like, I'm actually asking a good question. Like, I'm curious. Good point. Yeah. Why is it not, you know, refugee centers?

Why are these people who are, you know, they're at the hotels, right? And everyone's going, we don't know what to do with them. Why not give them a little show? Why not entertain the troops? Why are they no drag drag time story hours for the troops why is it kids is it because they're too young to say we're not interested what kid seriously what kid is enjoying a drag show what kid are you who is it remember when you were a kid you liked fucking hitting girls playing ball

you know picking a booger and playing video games you're like oh we're gonna sit through fucking uh we're gonna sit through larry's skit in a wig do you guys like fire island they're like where's fire island i'm seven what the fuck are you talking about how did fire island's fucking headliner get into milkwood uh elementary school why is there not you know you always you ever worked for a company you got to go to hr meeting and they do the sexual harassment seminar sure why isn't there drag queen sexual harassment seminar that doesn't make those seminars more entertaining yeah by mbc's Brought to you by NBC's HR

department. You walk in and they're like, okay, everybody sit down. My name's Stacy, and I want to let you guys know in the workplace, keep it clean. Keep your hands to yourself. Your innuendos are off. Okay? There's hierarchies here. There's structure. Now watch me dance to Tina Turner's I Want to Dance with Somebody. Ooh, I want to dance with somebody.

I think that's Whitney. I think I attributed Whitney Houston's song to Tina Turner. Now, I'm going to explain to you the HR rules here at bank of america as i dance to tina taylor tina turner's rolling on the river rolling rolling on the river no sexual harassment rolling rolling keeping my hands to myself they just walk around with a bucket and clear heels with hairy knuckles? A couple of hair strands

on their toes? Excuse me, ma'am. Your big toe looks like you're a balding substitute teacher. There's a couple of hair strands combed over the top. Sorry, lady. I don't know.

Why is it only at children's schools? So they've pushed, they've pushed, they've pushed. They've pushed for 100 genders. They've pushed for 100 genders. They've pushed for non-binary, which isn't a fucking thing. It doesn't exist. It's not a real thing, okay? Trans people are great, but, like, it's become a fucking fad.

It's become fashion. You know, little kids, they're like, okay, the only treatment for you, you're three. You're never going to change your mind, so here you go. Let's lop your tits off. And there's a lot of people going like, hey, I want to go back. And I don't mind. Again, it's the parents, your fucking kid. I don't care.

But the point is that they just kept fucking going instead of just like quietly celebrating their victory and then just receding into their fucking smoky gay clubs where they just blow each other and live a fun life as opposed to straight people who have a miserable life. Miserable, miserable, miserable life of monogamy and kids and fucking responsibilities and fucking high blood pressure. And the only joy we get is out of having a bacon cheeseburger.

Because we'll get two blowjobs a year from our fucking significant others. If we're lucky. Because they're tired of blowing us. Because we're in this fucking church sanctioned, state approved, fucking monogamous shackles. While they're out there going, They went too far. shackles while they're out there going, yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. They went too far and they woke up all these maniacs who are now pushing back.

They have an excuse. They're going, they're coming for our kids. They're grooming everybody. And so now I feel bad for gay people because now there's like a real backlash. Whereas a couple of years ago, everyone like supported gay marriage and the gay rights in America, much like Europe.

It was like everyone was like, we're past that. Yeah. I was like, we had a gay fucking presidential candidate. It's like, we're past that. You got a gay governor somewhere. There's gay people. Yeah. It's like, but now it's like drag queen story hour.

They just made too much. They just kept fucking pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. You're not going to change these people. The most you could do is live and let live. You know? These people live in fucking Iowa. It's their culture.

You know? It's their culture. What do you want me to do? You think your culture, no culture, you can't keep going. Your culture's wrong and mine's right because I like to blow guys all night long

and be non-binary, but you're wrong because you believe in a God. it's like you're both fucking choosing your cultures or whatever move to New York go to the East Village you know go to a Matteo Lane show enjoy it he's a gay comic he's a hero enjoy go see Marisa I'm a gay legend you know, all this stuff is incendiary when I say it, even though we all know it's true in common sense, but that's the world we live in. You can't say things that are true in common sense, even when you're right and you are a good person and you have empathy and you have heart. I feel horrible for gay gay people now this is the type of backlash that's gonna we're gonna see it all over i mean just the christian ayatollah is coming there will be a christian ayatollah you know in like one election after

this the guy who's gonna be uh running for president is just gonna go uh can we pray before and he goes uh yeah i'm against gays it's the devil and people are gonna be and all these little online conservative grifters who like to secretly suck dicks you know and are saying like all gays are bad they're gonna come for you they're gonna come for you i hope you enjoyed your fucking the the the the grifting dollars you took from those those right wing you know just because you were yelling about the borderifting dollars you took from those right wing, you know, just because you were yelling about the border or whatever. You're going, yeah, you know, gays got to tone it down.

Well, now they're coming for you, gay guy. They're going to find you in a motel with a fucking meth head boy. And you're done. It's a fun news week. You know, woke controversies are still here nobody cares though as much anymore you can feel the like you said you can feel the people go oh is anyone even paying attention to fucking bradley cooper's nose so he's playing some jewish guy and they threw a beak on him right so he's playing uh the movie's maestro and um people are saying his nose is an annoying distraction oh says leonard bernstein's daughter who's actually the daughter who probably got a nose job because she inherited her dad's

nose ladies you can fix a nose now no guys too i mean i think stamos fixed his nose really yeah i mean there's no greek who's got a little fucking tiny waspy nose like that yeah usually we got bell pepper fucking turkish noses he does he's got a little butt yeah he's got a little butt nose i think he did a little nip and talk he did a little what they call beverly hills magic on the face um so actually leonard Leonard Bernstein's daughter. So the movie's about Leonard Bernstein. Now who's he? Some sort of.

Yeah, he did a bunch of musical numbers. I thought he was a queer. Might have been. How come he's got a daughter? I thought Leonard Bernstein was a queer. Jamie Bernstein, the eldest daughter of famed composer Leonard Bernstein, is defending. Oh, I had it wrong, is defending Bradley Cooper's portrayal of the music icon

in the upcoming Netflix movie. She said, I quote, listen, we're Jews. My dad had a prominent nose. I don't want that to take away from his brilliant work as a conductor because I'm proud of his nose, okay? It's an accurate portrayal. The makeup artist did a great job. Okay?

It looks like my dad and the guy's got a beak. What do you want from me? Me? I had mine fixed in Long Island. So she defends it. It's just an annoying distraction. Oh, so she defends his portrayal but she thinks the beak just an annoying distraction oh so she's she defends his portrayal yeah but she

thinks the beak is an annoying distraction no no i think she thinks the controversy is an annoying oh okay so yeah she's the daughter so let it let it rest bradley cooper afterwards the anti-defamation league this is what they do of course they're looking they're on the hunt for shit like this came to the defense. Oh, they came to the throughout history. Jews were often portrayed in anti-Semitic films and propagandists as evil caricatures with large hooked noses. The ADL

said, this film, which is a biopic of the legendary conductor Leonard Bernstein, portrays a Jewish person who's brilliant and a composer with a hooked nose. I added that part. It just made us gasp as to what we were able to achieve,

Jamie Bernstein told the press. He would send us photographs on his phone, and some of them were so spot on that we would think, oh, come on now. He just sneaked in a picture of himself. Listen, they made him look like the guy, okay? Do you really need to add an extra little bit of nose? It would have been kind of weird if he just looked like Bradley Cooper.

That's acting. Yeah, you're right. I mean, why do you got to mess with a guy's nose? Why do you got to fucking throw a guy's nose on you? You're right. Plus, nobody knows what Leonard Bernstein looks like anyway. Right. Throughout history, Jews were often portrayed

in anti-Semitic films and propaganda as evil caricatures. So what are they portrayed as here? A genius. A genius. Right. Throughout history, Jews were often portrayed in anti-Semitic films and propaganda as evil caricatures. So what are they portrayed as here? A genius. He's a genius. A genius. But the nose is still big. Can we see his real nose? Can we see the real guy?

I want to see how big his nose was. And then I will make a decision as to whether they made the right decision or not. I mean, how big are we talking here? Are we talking Jeremiah Watkins? I mean, how big are we talking here? Are we talking Jeremiah Watkins? I mean, wait a second.

Is that Leonard Bernstein on the left? Yes. No, no. That can't be Leonard Bernstein on the left. Yes, and that's Bradley Cooper on the right. Wait a second. No, no, no, no, no. That's not true.

That's not true. No, no, no. Go to the picture down there. Which one? Keep going to the right, to the right, to the right, to the right. No, no, no. To the left, to the left, to the left, no, no. That's not true. That's not true. No, no, no. Go to the picture down there. Which one? Keep going to the right, to the right, to the right, to the right. No, no, no. To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left. Right there.

Down the bottom row. That's Bradley Cooper again. That's Bradley Cooper. Pull up Leonard Bernstein. You don't have to do nose. Do Leonard Bernstein. Just take the nose off. All right.

Leonard Bernstein and then images. Because what we're just seeing right now what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck it's a little unnecessary holy shit I take everything back

of what I just said hopefully you're still tuning in and I didn't lose anybody. I completely agree with the controversy on his nose. Leonard Bernstein looks nothing like that. His nose is half the size of that. He's much better looking than this portrayal. What the hell? What was he thinking?

Okay, wait. There we go. Pull up that side one. Yeah, no. Old people's noses continue to grow. Right. Your nose and your ears continue to grow. Look how big his ears are and his nose.

So your nose and your ears will never stop growing. Oh, and that's Bradley Cooper looking like, I mean, go to that one. Go to that one right there, the young one. No, no, down. Down. Not that one. Yeah. I mean, what to that one. Go to that one right there. The young one. No, no, down. Not that one. Yeah. I mean, what are we doing, dog?

I mean, this is a Jewish trope. Leonard Bernstein looks nothing like that, and he doesn't have that big of a nose. And that's the only thing he did to his face was add nose. Just nose. Just nose. Do you think they did this on purpose to get people to pay attention to it? Maybe.

No, they didn't. That's just conspiracy thinking. Yeah, that is. Yeah. I mean, I think this is just anti-Semitic. I mean, I have to be honest. I got to agree with whatever Jews are upset about this. His daughter called it an annoying distraction,

but you know when she got off the, you know, she must have been like, why did they? I mean, why did they turn the guy into Jeremiah walkins jeremiah walkins has a big nose i can't believe he hasn't fucking fixed it he's in hollywood um there's nothing wrong with fixing your nose just go get a little nip and tuck what the hell is this dude look at how handsome le Bernstein was. His nose completely fits his face. Yeah. And then what the hell? This is an interesting controversy. Go look for yourself at real pictures of Leonard Bernstein.

First of all, I love how they're making a movie about Leonard Bernstein. Is anyone clamoring to find the Leonard Bernstein? I mean, is there anyone under 80 who's going to go to this movie? He was a composer. He did classical music, right? Yeah. Not the hottest thing right now on TikTok. So if you go to see this in the theater,

the theater will definitely smell like mothballs. You missed a good joke. Sorry. I said, if you go to see this in the theater, it'll definitely smell like mothballs you missed a good joke sorry i said if you go to see this in the theater it'll definitely smell like mothballs there we go now we're at you know what now you read your mom's house studios um so very funny um now we got to talk about this SpaceX controversy, which is very interesting that they are. The Department of Justice is suing SpaceX for alleging allegedly alleging hiring discrimination. What is alleging? Is this NBC News that miswrote that headline? Alleging hiring discrimination. That's wrong.

Right. Isn't it allegedly hiring? Miserote that headline? Alleging hiring discrimination? That's wrong. Right? Isn't it allegedly hiring? Oh, no. Daegu sued SpaceX, alleging hiring discrimination against refugees in asylum. I'm a stupid kid. I'm really dumb.

My grammar is horrible. The lawsuit says that from 2018 to 2022, SpaceX wrongly claimed that export control laws limited its hiring to U.S. citizens and lawful permanent residents. The U.S. Department sued SpaceX on Thursday, discriminated in hiring.

It's saying they're discriminating. I just don't understand what's going on here. Our investigation found that SpaceX failed to fairly consider or hire asylees and refugees because of their citizenship status and imposed what amounted to a ban

on their hire regardless of their qualifications in violation of federal law. SpaceX recruiters and high-level officials took actions that actively discouraged asylees and refugees from seeking work opportunities with the company. What? Hey, don't come here. Hey, don't come here. According to SpaceX, data SpaceX provided,

DOJ said that over nearly a four-year period and across more than 10,000 hires, the company hired only one individual who was necessarily identified as such in the application. Can I ask you a question? If you went to Bloomingdale's right now, how many refugees do you think are working at Bloomingdale's? I bet you it's less than one. How many companies have refugees and asylum seekers working at their company?

How many refugees and asylum seekers are there in the fucking country? Is there an asylum refugee quota now that they have to go first before Americans? Like, this is crazy. Apparently, you can't prioritize citizens first. I don't understand. Look, I feel bad for refugees. I mean, how are you going to do, you know, what were they just saying? Who discriminates against refugees? Who's going, hey, man, where are you from? Syria you know, what were they just saying? Who discriminates against refugees?

Who's going, hey, man, where are you from? Syria? I don't know. I like Syrians, but what's your status? Are you an immigrant? Because we like immigrants. But are you, did you come here seeking asylum? Because I have a thing with people who came here

so they wouldn't get blown up in a civil war. with people who came here so they wouldn't get blown up in a civil war? Who discriminates based on the status of being a refugee? They're not even alleging, the DOJ is not even alleging that they discriminate against immigrants. They're going specifically, they discriminate against people

who were quote unquote asylees, were identified as such on an application. And who puts that on an application? Who goes, I'm here from Syria? And why would they do that if someone was truly qualified? You know, it's a profit-based. Yeah, they're putting rockets into space. They're putting rockets into space they're putting

rockets in space they just want the best people for the job yeah i don't think anyone's status is gonna yeah you know uh he's like oh you fucking you you built the rocket ah man we can't hire you dog because it says here you're from aleppo can't do it. The loan hire came about four months after the DOJ notified space X of its investigation. This seems a little fishy. This seems like they're targeting him. Oh yeah. Yeah.

They're totally gumming up his works. They're really getting into him. Oh man. He's like the capitalist Trump. They want them bad. SpaceX did not immediately respond. Um, the DOJ lawsuit seeks to win fair consideration and back pay. They want to pay them?

Yeah. And back pay for asylees and refugees who were deterred or denied employment at SpaceX due to the alleged discrimination. How the fuck do you prove discrimination? Right. And then how do you prove how much they're worth? Yeah, as well as civil penalties and policy changes from the company This is a fucking government shakedown, man

100% Crazy I don't get why I don't understand this They don't like Elon Yeah, but like what's this? What do you know? Has everyone just got this. They don't like Elon. Yeah, but like, what's this? What do you, you know?

Has everyone just got this virus that like, you know, if someone had it hard, just they go front of the line, no matter what their qualifications are? Is that like the virus? What is it? Is it virtue signal? Like, what is this? How the hell?

What company has 10 refugees working there i mean you know what i mean you go to the knicks and you go what's going on there was four guys from the ukraine that tried to get on this team you didn't let them on you well now we're suing you for discrimination because you hired American athletes. You know, like in other countries, they have quotas that only, there can only be a certain amount of American athletes. If that was here, we'd get sued, they'd get sued. And they go, why are you prioritizing American athletes over foreign refugee athletes?

And you go, because otherwise it would be all Americans. The whole Israeli team would be Division I basketball basketball players so there's only a few spots because we need a few guys who can dunk in the israeli league um this is this is just a shakedown crazy mafia tactics this one's this one's obvious this one's obvious this one bad. This is a shakedown. But finally, the Pope has spoken out against social media. And I love this. I love this because the Pope is old. So I want to know how this happened.

Was he just scrolling on TikTok and he finally, he felt that dopamine dump happen and he just felt the depression set in or he was watching some hot guys TikTok dance. He was watching Bryce Hall bare knuckle box and he just felt really bad about his body and he wanted to kill himself. And he goes, social media is bad and it has reduced. I love when he issues these edicts like so late that we already know. I love when he was these edicts, like, so late that we already know. I love when he was like, hey, man, gay people are all right. And, like, the country, we're like, oh, thank you.

Finally. You know? The Pope's edicts about the secular world, you know, come like American movies used to come in Europe, like, 20 years ago, where it's like they'd be getting like Back to the Future in 2007. Or finally, The Fine Young Cannibals, She Drives Me Crazy would hit their fucking airwaves in 2003. It just comes late. It's secondhand.

What exactly did he say? Because it's very funny. It almost seems like he had an experience himself with the algorithm he says uh reduce human relationships to mere algorithms and urge lawmakers to be vigilant against partisan propaganda and divisiveness on social media you don't say i think we're pretty aware of that there was a whole fucking documentary on netflix by one of those former Facebook high execs who said it perfectly.

He said, whatever you're staring into your phone, there's a supercomputer staring right back at you, watching your every move and taking every piece of your data. We know this already. We know that Mark Zuckerberg took every dollar from any shadow shell

account that was trying to say hey listen you know race relations could be worse and I'd like to make them worse so thank you Pope Francis for finally weighing in on social media

someone should just yell back, Boomer! Shut up, Boomer! The fuck do you know about Snapchat? I just set my dick pic there. So there is a new drug called Trank, right? And it's really what you got to take to get through a conversation with Megan Ripponow. Sad to see her retire. She's not going to go quietly into the night.

Oh, no. She's going to be a full-time activist. I just see Sue Bird getting a little sick of it. Because Sue Bird, you know, likes her. You know, I guess they're both progressives. They're lesbians. They're both kind of sports icons. I think Sue Bird's more right. Sue Bird's like a hall of fame. One of the best basketball players, women basketball players. I think Megan Rapunzel is not one of the all time greats. I think she was very good. I just think she likes

her now because she's playing soccer and she's got soccer to focus on. But once soccer's gone, I mean, she's, Megan Rapunapu is going to be listening through this podcast. She's going to listen to all, every Rogan episode. She's going to be looking for misgendering crimes. I mean, we're talking about fucking social justice police. And I think Sue Bird's just going to go, I've had enough. I'm moving back to Syosset. Get out of here, you cuck.

I'm going conservative because of you you annoyed me so much i've had enough and and you know so we we we haven't seen the last of her and that's definitely not going to be her last hair color but trank is a new fucking designer drug that's hitting the streets like we need another one and guess what it is it combines the best qualities of fentanyl the synthetic opiate with xylaxine or trank a strong non-opioid tranquilizer used to sedate horses deer and other large animals and former Saturday Night Live cast members. And former actors on, what's that movie everyone loved?

The Young Kids, the show. It was the biggest show and that guy just died. Everyone's just doing drugs. Euphoria. Yeah, I mean, this is, there's just going to be actors using trank so trank's a mixture of fentanyl and horse tranquilizer what the fuck does anyone smoke a blunt anymore seriously jesus christ where do you got to be in your life to try this shit? Does anyone go running around the reservoir to get a good runner's high? Yeah.

How about a nice hug? It was first detected by drug authorities in Puerto Rico in the early 2000s. And much like reggaeton, it finally made its way here. It's circulated in a limited area, I guess, but it's spreading. Yeah, now it's circulated in a limited area i guess but it's spreading yeah now it's everywhere yeah i mean to just so many drug overdoses widespread threat of fentanyl mixed with xylosine it's the deadliest drug threat a country's ever faced do you remember when crack was like there was ads against crack why aren't there ads against fentanyl? Like fentanyl is probably killing way more people than crack crack.

There was this big say no to crack, you know, crack kills. This is your brain on drugs. There was this massive, uh, government effort to propagandize, um, how bad,

and I don't mean propagandize in a bad way. I'm just saying in the literal sense, um, how bad, and I don't mean propagandize in a bad way, I'm just saying in the literal sense, how bad drugs were. Why is there not the same sort of effort being done for fentanyl? And now, I don't know. I don't know. 60% from August 22nd,

from August 2001 to August 2002, one year, 66% of deaths involving synthetic opioids like fentanyl. So 107,735. That is an exorbitant amount of people. That is an exorbitant amount of people. 107,735 Americans died in one year from drug poisoning, with 66% of those deaths involving fentanyl. So the Sonola cartel and Jalisco cartel in Mexico using chemicals largely sourced from China.

We went over this. I mean, if that's not a fingerprint, are primarily responsible for the vast majority of the fentanyl that is being trafficked. So the Chinese are giving them to the cartels and saying, please go kill as many Americans as you can. This is revenge for the opiate. It's probably revenge for the Opium wars

Remember we fucking got them all high on opium Didn't we? The British got them all high on opium Yeah I'm sure they got fentanyl in England too It's revenge Well you can't do drugs anymore man You can't do drugs unless it's prescribed

To you by a psychiatrist So go Go get, go get your, you know, go get your barbiturates, um, and your clonies and your fucking zannies. Go get them. Just tell people you're sad. All right. And get your drugs, man, because the fentanyl kills you. You got to be careful of the fat. It'll kill you. Fentanyl kills you. You got to be careful of the fat. It'll kill you.

So be careful out there. Eat your vitamins. Get plenty of sunlight. And fentanyl can't hurt you at all. And we're going to end with one story that I don't want to leave off because it was in the Washington Examiner, which is where all the without a doubt stories are. And it is supposedly there are 5,000 emails. The National Archive finds more than 5,000 emails, including Biden's secret email addresses. What's going on here? I love how just ring camera advertises on this.

Now, I don't know if this story is true, but a conservative group, the Southeastern Legal Foundation, filed a request and received a letter from the National Archives. Biden used the email address robinware456 at gmail.com. I'm pretty sure I sexted with that guy. He also used jrbware456 at gmail.com i'm pretty sure i sexted with that guy he also used jrbware at gmail.com and robert l peters at pci.gov to communicate at times during his vice president seating including on occasion with his son so the kid had a couple of burner accounts do we have a Carlos Danger situation here? Imagine you're fucking playing video games at night and you look at the guy's email address

and it's the Vice President of the United States under an email address named Robert Peters. That's funny. That's funny to think that the kid had burners. What else do they say? Members of the... Of course course they're going to, they're going to suspect that they were, he was communicating illicit stuff with his son. So we don't know what's in there and they don't say what's in there. But emails on the laptop showed that Joe Biden's vice president's looped Hunter Biden into his father's private

schedule on days that correspond with significant moments in Ukraine relations. This is a legitimate concern. I would say it's a legitimate concern considering how much freaking money we're sending to them. It's a legitimate concern. But also, it's not just us. It's NATO. There's a bigger world. But I would say no matter what, even if there wasn't a war going on between Russia and Ukraine, it's a legitimate concern. You know? Especially when some foreign fucking warlord

or multinational head or oligarch is going, hey, look, I got fucking photographs of your son sucking a tranny cock while he smoked a crack pipe with a, uh, with a gerbil in his asshole. Okay. He was there high.

He exchanged what you told him at the dinner table for another crack rock dessert. Um, now you're going to do what we say or else we're going to kill your son. That's compromising. So I'll, I'll, I'll dangle a little carrot for you there and say 10% to the big guy. What does it mean? What does it mean? Um, but anyway, this is the Washington examiner. So I don't know. I mean, Washington Examiner is where you want to go if you want to be able to have a good

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