Yannis Pappas Hour - A.I. Woman are Women

Episode Date: August 13, 2023

Yanni covers AI models and their deals with major fashion brands and other stories that he writes down in his paper plate. See Yanni do stand up All tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com Paramount theater, Long Island Aug 17 Dallas Aug 24-26 Springfield l, MO sept 7-9 Calgary Sept 22–23 FORt Wayne, Indiana Sept 29-30 Red Bank, NJ Oct 14 San Fran Oct 27-28 New York City Nov 4 Providence Nov 10-11 Phoenix Nov 16-18 Spokane Dec 1-2 Tulsa Dec 8-9 Louisville Dec 15-16 Toronto March 23 Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQ Join our highlights page for highlight clips from the episodes: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw new bonus episodes every Wednesday at https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Good day, everybody. Welcome to another Yanis Pappas Hour, the only true source of news and commentary, the most important podcast that America has ever produced. That is a statement from Harry Truman himself, just as important as Fat Boy and little kid. And what that happened, that was bad. 14,000 years ago, apparently in Germany, they just found a cave where there was some writing. And hunter-gatherers lived in this cave in Germany 14,000 years ago. I wonder what that writing on the wall was.

Was it a symbol that went like that? DeSantis has changed campaign managers just because his team's not making the playoffs. So it's time to see if somebody else can inspire these guys being him. You know, when you're in last place in the league, you've got to make a change. So DeSantis is going with somebody new In his camp So that will be interesting There's a heat wave in Arizona and California That is making homeless people want to go inside

Now California is probably finally going Finally we can get Venice Beach back So that's the irony Those are great places to be homeless But now climate change Or global warming I know, but now climate change or global warming, I know they call it climate change now because they don't want people to think it's just heat,

but it does help the homeless situation in Venice. They're probably just all in the water, cooling off. They live in the water now, or they're going to move inside. There's a lot going on, but what we really want to talk about is AI models and how much money they are making on OnlyFans. These girls aren't real. I think people think they're real.

And they're getting paid big bucks. And the person behind them is a booty booty boo. This is Giannis Papasauer. And let's get into this week's major stories. And by major stories, it means the ones that I looked up and wrote on this paper plate. on what's lying wrong and there's something up now here comes a great kid you know you can trust from the truth to the news and cameras to the fake politics and the propaganda yeah this kid screwed in got a lot to say oh shit it's about to be a long day it's a long day okay my live dates guys uh august 17th it's just about sold out it could be right now. Literally a handful of tickets for Huntington Long Island

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I'll be updating you quickly. Most importantly, patreon.com slash janispapishour. We are a subscriber-only show. This show is going to be the best podcast experience that you have. Please support the show. Get the bonus episode every week, patreon.com slash janispapishour. Now, let's see what's going on in the world. Well, we decided we were going to do the first half of the show while we wait for Little Athens Greek Food. Shout out to probably the best Greek food in Bay Ridge, and I know I had some previous

loyalties to other restaurants. I am sorry. I'm fair, like Dave Portnoy is when he's doing a pizza review. I'm fair. There's some people who I know I've met, and I like your spots. You're great, but Little Athens, I don't know who owns it. I'm just being honest.

The food is tremendous, tremendous Greek food at Little Athens. So we order it, and right now we're going to do the podcast until it comes, and then the second half of the podcast will just be me sitting here going, with the itis. This is like four weeks in a row. Yeah, by the way, the itis is short for something that's very offensive, but the African-American community is okay with that, the itis. That's where you got it from. Well, by the way, the itis is short for something that's very offensive, but the African American community is okay with that. The itis. That's where you got it from.

Well, that's where it was created. They created it, I believe. But nobody knows what the rest of the word is. And that's a good thing. So it's just the itis now. Which is what you can do. So we can do that with other words instead of, just call it a got. Just how about a got? That guy's a got.

Or man, I'm feeling like a real gut. There you go. Just shorten the word. Get rid of the... And whatever, you know? Anyway, I would really like to talk about Germany. And so apparently there were Hunsagazers that were living there in Germany 14,000 years ago in a cave. And they made some etchings on the wall. And it went like this.

This way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, you then. Do you think it was in the genes from the beginning? Do you think it was just a bunch of Germans and their hunter-gatherers going, oh, it's cold. We need a little place to lay our heart.

Maybe drink a pint of beer to get warm. This is my new flat. My name is Hanschenhusen and welcome to the flat here in Heide. What will one day be Heideberg? And then one guy comes in and goes, ooh, it's really cold out there. Do you guys mind if I bunk up with you?

What's my name? My name is George Blacksmith. I'm a traveling blacksmith. I make the furs that you guys are wearing. I figure out a way. You know, you make them, and then I'll trade them for a couple of pellets. Why do I have a feeling right now about you?

That's uncomfortable. I'm not sure. I'm offering you a very good deal. What's your name? My name is Magnus. Magnus, listen, I'm offering you a very good deal. Usually you would have to go hunt this fur down, right? Kill the bear and then you would have to skin it this fur down, right? Kill the bear. And then you would have to skin it.

But I had my factory. I had my factory of Inuits. There's Inuits on you. What's an Inuit? Well, we went all the way. We offered all these people good pellet deals. We said, we'll give you a lot of pellets if you can make a good, a good, a really good fur. There's a lot of hunter-gatherers out here.

I saw an open market, so I figured I'd fill it. Okay, I was in the blacksmith business. I was making shoes. I don't even know if that's what a blacksmith is, but I got into the fur business because there's a lot of hunter-gatherers in caves. And I, you might, he came and he knocked on the door. Excuse me, is anyone home? Hi, I have an opportunity for you. It's winter.

But it's a fire. You're making me so uncomfortable? So you're exploiting the Inuit people. And then you're charging what? Low cost of pellets for them to make it? How much for the cloth? Well, the cloth will give you a very good deal. Here's the situation.

How many of you are there in there? Okay, we got Magnus, three women. And who's the blonde girl in the corner? Is that a boy or a girl? It's a big girl. Okay, it's a big girl. You Germans are big. You're big people. All right, so we got one unisex. We got one unisex, two girls, one guy. How about this? I give you a deal, 30% off if you buy all four. This is making me very uncomfortable. Maybe it started there. Because they didn't understand. The Germans were just going, we cut

this sheet off, we put it on, and this guy found a better way by using his brain. And that, when people use their brain, it makes very strong people annoyed. Because strong people are like, ah, smash with rock. And this guy's going, I'm over here. I hired a person.

You can't throw it over there because I got a rocket launcher. And it sprayed at your head. Never again. Maybe that's where it started. I want to know what these etchings are. It's been 45 years since an attempt to lay sewage lines in a patholithic site in Germany revealed an ancient cave. Now, experts, who are these experts? Is it a couple of guys? That's the internet age. There's no experts anymore. What does Joe Rogan say about this? Can someone give me a Lex Friedman opinion on this?

I need to know what the Weinstein brothers, who probably are doing a full podcast episode on this, because now they're archaeologists as well. I want to know what they think about this right after I hear their epidemiology podcast from a sociology professor from Greenwood. He wasn't. He was like some sort of biologist, whatever.

They're two brothers. They identified the site in 78. This goes back 14 and 16,000 years. Wow. They figured that out in 78. Then they returned to the site in 2021 in hopes of learning more about the cave. It wasn't until July 4th,

a happy birthday big girl, 2023, I was at Verzi's house drinking and exploding fireworks, that the entrance to the cave was actually unearthed. Oh, so they didn't get in there until 2021. They discovered it in 80s. And they went in there and they saw a bunch of swastikas on the wall.

It's Germans. I mean, that's what they were doing. They were German. There was probably a bunch of thingsastikas on the wall. It's Germans. I mean, that's what they were doing. They were German. There was probably a bunch of things. There was piles of Romani people sketched in. And they were squashing gay people's heads. I mean, they're Germans. You know, a couple of Greeks, they were thrown against the wall.

It was just a sketch of a big German Viking with a Greek in his hand going like that. Throwing it. It's a big deal. We know what's in there. Okay? This is where the Nazi party tried to start. And we're back. Thank's a big deal. We know what's in there. Okay? This is where the Nazi party tried to start. And we're back.

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What if I pronounce it different? Why do I try to make it, like, special? It's YP whore. Whore. So, yeah, I mean, that's what happened in the cave. And so there was hunter-gatherers around. That's where they lived. That was their crib. Dog, you want to come over to my crib? And they lived in a cave. There's no, I don't know if that's what happened in the cave. And so there was hunter-gatherers around. That's where they lived. That was their crib.

Dog, you want to come over to my crib? And they lived in a cave. There's no, I don't know if it's a five-beddy. I don't know how many baths are in there. It's really a studio. It's like a junior one beddy. Maybe there was a little area. Do you think they had cave, like real estate people?

Oh, yeah, they had a cave zillow. Yeah, cave zillow. Going, hey, look, this one's good. It's about 600 scoss fits. Or whatever the Indo-Europe 600 scots fits or whatever the indo-european ancient language was or whatever and uh they got yeah no no no full bath just half bath and the half bath is just that mud hole right there yeah dude they also had to find a place to shit if you think about there had to be a designated place to shit, and they had to figure out how to maneuver the shit

so it wouldn't continue to stink up the whole joint. You go shit in your neighbor's cave. That was like pre-plumbing. Whoever came up with plumbing really changed a lot, like really came and saved the day. Some guy was just shitting in a hole. They were falling asleep. And even dogs will walk away from

their shit and want to be as far away from it as possible but in the cold weather the humans are in the cave and they have to kind of shit where they sleep until one guy said there's got to be a way to disappear this stuff how do we disappear it i'm gonna build a thing man i'm gonna build like a thing and we're gonna like we got to stay in the crib because it's cold out I'm going to build a thing, man. I'm going to build like a thing and we're going to, like we got to stay in the crib because it's cold out, but I'm going to build a tube. You're going to shit in a hole and it's going to send it through and we're getting it out of here.

How come the guy who doesn't, who invented getting shit out of there doesn't get a lot more credit? That's a hero. That's a hero. And also there's a lot of bacteria and stuff that comes with shit. Shit disappears out of your life. You know what's funny is every day where you live, there's like a shit in the house and it's taken away.

It's gone. There's an apparatus that puts it right out to sea. You know what I'm saying? That's right. It goes right out. Like it's the one bad thing we do. And we're like, we had one problem. We're like, we can be inside.

Everything's kosher. Yeah. You know, but I got this one issue. I got a shit. So how do we, and some guy, dude, came along. Dude, there's like 8 billion shits a day if you think about it. Dude, if you think about it, where does it all go? Where does all that shit go?

Where does it all go? There's mountains of shit out there. I know it comes out of politicians mouths that's this podcast that's this one that's this one that's this one we get the we get the high-hanging fruit um but yeah where does it all go i don't know shit mountain yeah you know it's funny we don't know somebody knows that i think they put it out into the ocean here's the worst part i think a lot of the toilet water that they use they recycle now but they actually really know how to clean it which is nuts like on the island of britain was britain is an island i think they reuse all their toilet water and they drink it

and that may have something to do with their teeth looking like shit, chiclets, you know, chick, chicklets. They look like chiclets. Some of our poop gets used as fuel. Where's that?

How do you, what, what fuel does shit you be eating? The very facilities that process our waste and the rest eventually reaches landfills but before the fate of your poop is sealed a long series of steps ensures it's free from disease and safe for farms and waters because they use it to like fertilize stuff they got a whole system oh yeah there's sewage treatment plants yeah shit's not a problem because shit disintegrates and the p where does the p go where's the p where does p, where does the P go? Where's the P? Where does P go?

Where does Poo Poo and Pee Pee go? This was not part of the podcast plan, but if you wanted to find out where Poo Poo and Pee Pee goes, this is where you wanted. A lot of people are driving their cars right now and have never found out the answer to where does Poo Poo go? Poo goes. Look, someone just asked the University of Sydney,

where does my poo when i flush the toilet where does my poo go when i flush the toilet poo i love how poo is the polite way to say shit dog shit damn the average person's colon can often hold 8 to 25 pounds of accumulated really full of shit in 1914 57 of the world's leading physicians met at a health conference and they concluded that every organ of the body is affected by reabsorbed poisons from the colon, which result in many forms of illness. That's why you got to shit it out. Yeah, you got to get rid of it.

You can't hold poos. Listen, if you're on a road trip and you don't see a way stop for a long time, there's no Roy Rogers pullover gas station. Just get out and squat and shit like the old bears do, right there in the woods. Wipe your ass with a leaf, hopefully no ticks on it, and get back. It's better and safer than carrying that poison in your colon. I've held shits for a long time, Jack.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. When you're younger and, you know, you meet a girl, you know. Oh, you hold the poop jack you hold your your gas into you do i mean living in a cave with your whole family you got a hot box everybody i bet you they had jokes i bet you farts were always funny always funny always funny even in the cave yeah but they were like really concerned about animals finding out where their coordinates were

like there's a bear where i live and like when i'm walking home with my dog like i'm nervous because of the bear there's a bear bite yeah i thought i would escape brooklyn and i'd be not scared because there's no crime but then there's like animals there's a bear that you know it's in the back of your mind like they usually don't fuck with you but like they might yeah you could reason with a crackhead you could reason with a crack I said hey man listen dog don't kill me because I do have a toast I have a toaster I can trade my life for a toaster you want the toaster a dead me's not gonna get you another crack rock he's like good point bears they don't talk English that's a problem and they don't understand rights they're not into John Locke it's's the whole thing. You know? It is cool, though, to think that there was hunter-gatherers in the Ice Age living in caves, and they survived somehow.

And because they survived, we're here. Imagine there was at one point where probably it was tenuous. There was probably one point where there was just one dude named Sven, and, you know, he could have went one way or the other. It was probably like a group, one group of hunter-gatherers. And they might have been like the last group on Earth because the rest of them got frozen out or they got eaten by saber-toothed tigers. And there was just this one group.

And then, like, they made one right decision. But if they made the wrong decision, it would have wiped out all 15 of them. And then there would be no humans. We're all descendants of, like, a lot less people. So all the wrong decision, it would have wiped out all 15 of them and then there would be no humans. We're all descendants of like a lot less people. So all the way back, we're related. So it's just so far back, right? Like, thank you guys. I just want to say thank you to those dogs, I guess.

But if they didn't, we wouldn't know. So who cares anyway? So I guess thank you. They weren't thinking about you anyway. Yeah, I mean, I guess when I'm healthy, I'm guess. I guess when I'm in the moment and I'm practicing mindfulness, I guess, thank you for surviving

and so you could reproduce, I guess. When my grandmother died of lupus, I guess she was happy she was here. I guess so. I don't know. You got to look on the brighter side of life. I bet you these guys, do you think that, the thing is, do you think these guys had time

to struggle with depression or anxiety? Anxiety and depression have to be in some way a modern creation, right? Because it is the, the depression, the anxiety is actually your fight or flight brain firing off in a wrong way because we have only been civilized for a couple thousand years. And these guys were around for thousands and thousands and thousands of years. So for thousands and thousands, our brain is more equipped to survive back then than it is to pay the water bill, you know, or to handle, to deal

with, uh with some comedian selling more tickets than you. It's not equipped for that. Rife Life! Did I do that on Patreon? I think I did it on Patreon. You have to go to the Patreon for how I talked about how much I love Matt Rife

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I don't know. No refunds. Yeah. Some people nail it. Some people just nail it. And you go, I got to get cult. I don't know. No refunds. Yeah. Some people nail it. Some people just nail it and you go, I got to get it. I got to get in there. I got to get it. DeSantis just doesn't have it.

Speaking of marketing and the sales, he doesn't have it. You can't keep your eyes off of Trump even if you hate him. And Trump's back doing his thing. I saw a speech he gave the other night and he's like, I'm banning transgender in the military. And the crowd, and he goes, I spoke to the generals, and the generals go, oh, he did the voice. He goes, oh, is this off the record?

Oh, I don't like it. I don't like it. He goes, I don't know. I don't know, folks. I don't know. We're getting rid of it. We're getting rid of it. I don't know. He said, I want to talk about it. Is anyone listening, I don't know. I don't know, folks. I don't know. We're getting rid of it. We're getting rid of it. I don't know.

He said, I want to talk about it. Is anyone listening? I don't know. He's back. You can't keep your eyes off him. But here's the problem. We've seen it. People are like, only the most hardcore people are going to be glued the way they were the

first time. You kind of, you've seen it now. Problem with DeSantis is he's a fucking squeak. He's a squeak. he's got a weird annoying voice I don't know Florida's gonna tell you it's really like annoying and he's also a fucking pipsqueak

I could throw him into a goddamn ceiling fan so you could ban as many fucking tranny books as you want I could still pick you up and throw you in your own pool and bang your wife in front of you. It's a problem. People don't like that. They like a tall drink of water.

You know, you don't want to see a fucking squeak walk into the pilot's seat on a plane. You like a nice 5'11 to 6'4, just gray beard, paler skin. Everyone has the same joke, but there's something about it that's true.

You know, when you see just an older white guy climbing in the American Airlines pilot, you're just like, that's what we're looking for. That's the prototype we're looking for. You know what I'm saying? I don't know why that is. It's not fair. I want to be able to see an Indian, four foot seven Indian woman climb into a 747 and feel okay.

Technically, she should be able to, you know, barring the smaller brain, she should be able to fly the plane. Right? It's not hard. You don't got to do trigonometry to fly the plane. But for some reason, even the four foot seven Indian woman

feels better when she sees a six foot one white guy with a gray beard crawling to the, even in her own country. You know what I'm saying? Because those fucking, those third world country planes, they just, sometimes they go down. We don't have any planes that go down.

You're actually safer statistically in a plane than you are anywhere else all the time. You know, planes don't go down. And so you go, they got a pretty good track record, like a 6'3 prototypical black wide receiver. It's just what you want. You know? I mean, what are we talking about here?

How many quarterbacks have there been that are white? Jason Sehorne? Yeah. And who else? Colin McCaffrey? No. Yeah, McCaffrey's a running back. But I'm saying quarterback and wide receivers.

You get the small, mini, speedy ones, you know, that won't be able to tell you where their birthday is after 42 because they get hit over the middle. There's a few of those Wes Walker types and the Julian Edelmans. But as far as cornerbacks, which is you really have to be speedy to be a quarterback. Cornerback. How many white cornerbacks are in the NFL? You know it's going to be slim when there's just a picture of Tim Tebow.

That's not his position. They're like, here's a white guy. That's a position that deals with just so much speed, and I don't know what to tell you. It's just I'm more comfortable with a 6'3", prototypical jazz African-American gentleman on that field in that position. Similarly, we go to a pool. I want to see a nice 6'4", long torsoed, hairless, white fucking guy. That's who you put your money on. Is this wrong or is this observation?

Here's the thing. It's observation and it's so accurate, nobody can say anything. Nobody can say a goddamn thing because it's so fucking accurate. Jason Sehorne was the last white quarterback to start in the NFL. You know when that was?

2003, dog. So for 20 years, there has not been one more white cornerback. Actually, if you read this again, read this a little closer. Many think Jason Seymour was the last white cornerback to start an NFL game when he played a cornerback. However, oh, Kevin. Oh, I'm sorry. So Jason Seymour ended in 2002.

Then we had a brief stint from Mr. fucking unknown, Kevin whatever. You know, Jason Seymour was decent. This guy was like, I guess they just put him in as a quarterback because they wanted to break the record. They're like, hey man, this is getting a little weird. Can we just throw one in? I bet this guy came in for one play just to not make it weird. Like, maybe nobody would know it, you know?

Dog, you need speed so much in a cornerback position, and endurance, and like quarterbacks, I mean, a wide receiver doesn't have to be that fast because he can run great routes and get open. But the cornerback has to be faster than him. So there you have it.

I don't know what to tell you. But the last white cornerback played in 2003. So that is 22 decades. Two decades. How many white football players do you think are in the country? A lot. There's a lot of linemen who are, we have the best running back is white. Some of the best, we have white receivers, some of the best.

Some of the best have been white. Very few, but the best. We've had linebackers, some of the best. The TJ Watson. But not one white quarterback in 20 fucking years. I mean, does it get wilder than that? We have white marathon runners. They lose to Kenyans, but they're in the league. We don't have one white quarterback in the league, okay? It makes everyone feel comfortable. I don't know why it is.

And there's something about aviation that white guys just put on those aviation glasses and they just like being up there. They're just comfortable. Their voices sound like they like being up there. I mean, come on. Let me be honest. If you were in there and you heard, what's up, y'all? We shout, we shout, we shout, we shout, we shout, we shout.

Yeah, I mean, welcome to Delta Flight 6940. Y'all hurt. We'll be landing in Orlando. Yeah, I mean, about like, you know40 Y'all hurt We'll be landing in Orlando Yeah, I mean, about like, you know, maybe a little late A little 20 minutes late, but it's all good You know what I mean? I just want to say what's up Want to give a shout out to my girl

She's out there, she's in Comfort Plus What's up, girl? Yeah, you know, these salaries I can't even, for family and friends I can't even go first class And it was full, so I couldn't even do the free upgrade, you know what I mean? But anyway, listen, I'm up here. It's Shereem, Captain Shereem Johnson,

and our co-pilot, I want to say our co-pilot, I want to say what's up to Jamel, Jamel Buck. So from Shereem Henderson and Jamel Buck, we want to say, y'all, the skies are clear tonight. We're going to do a little tip. We're going to listen to a little music. We're going to do a little tip. We're going to make the plane tip.

We're going to make a party. Y'all so playing. I mean, just a little bit. Or if you went in and you went, hi, how you doing? Welcome to Filipino Airlines. Are you going to be a little like, where's Jeff? Where's Jeff? Where's Jeff? Where is Jeff?

You know? It's just something. It's just, you know, you want your deck done around your house. You're just going, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? And you know what I'm talking about. Where is Carmine Sandiego? Carmino. Where is Carmino Sandiego. And you know what I'm talking about. Where is Carmine Sandiego? Carmino. Where is Carmino Sandiego?

There's certain things you just, I don't know if they're stereotypes or if there's something to the fact that different cultures enjoy different things differently. There's probably a lot of fast white guys out there who could play quarterback, but I just don't think they have, it's in there like what they want to do.

I mean, Abby Steiner, she's like fucking one of the fastest chicks in the country. She's white and she runs the 200 and the 400 and she fucking kills everybody. So there, it's just, they don't want to do it. I'm not saying, see, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying like it's genetic, like different, you know, although that maybe has something to do with it. I don't know, but it's like, they don't want to do it, right? Like, I've never met a black dude who'd say,

yeah, I want to be a fucking pilot. You know, I've never met a Puerto Rican dude that was like, yo, I don't want to fuck, I don't want to raise this snake anymore. I want to get behind the cockpit of a fucking Spirit Airlines to Orlando and have a separate family by Disney. Damn, look at this. Okay, let's see what it is.

Less than 3% of pilots are black. Now, is that discrimination, or are there not a lot of blacks who want to be pilots? Or are they not as good? I mean, what's going on? I don't know. Is there discrimination? Maybe there is.

The U4, the U.S., I don't know. See, I come from a place of I don't know. I'm doing comedy, so don't get's going on? I don't know. Is there discrimination? Maybe there is. The U4, the U.S., I don't know. See, I come from a place of I don't know. I'm doing comedy, so don't get mad at me. I don't know. The U.S. Air Force, nearly 14,000 active daily pilots, only 2%, fewer than 300. Dog, they're scared of the water. Maybe they don't like the air either. I mean, listen, it's a joke, but I've had black friends,

and they're just a little skittish around the water, whereas white guys just go, and they get right in there. Like a dolphin. Yeah. And the black guys are just, like, kind of swimming around the shallow end. I don't know what it is. Someone tell me why. I don't know.

I'm asking what I've seen. I've had plenty of black friends in there. Only one of them I can remember was very comfortable in the water. Shout out Todd Robinson. He swam. We used to race and he beat me. Such a competitive guy. I don't know.

I don't know what it is. Is this discrimination? I just don't know. It's like saying, is it discrimination that there? I, you just don't know. You know, it's like saying, is it discrimination that there's only, how come nobody ever goes that way? And they go, is it discrimination that there hasn't been a white cornerback in 20 years? How come nobody goes that's discrimination? Why? I don't know. You know, because we know it's not, you know, but so why can't we say maybe in flying, it's the same thing, you know, maybe it's not. You know? But, so why can't we say maybe in flying it's the same thing?

You know? Maybe it's just like they, you know, they don't, maybe they don't feel comfortable with walkie-talkies. Because it's like cop shit. You know, like, we're over four knots and you start talking like, whoa, I don't know. I don't know. I'm asking questions.

Yeah? I don't know. Is there a lot of Mexican pilots? I don't know. Do you feel comfortable with a woman pilot? Sure. Why are you lying? Ladies, put in the comments,

are you comfortable with a woman pilot? Okay? Because here's the thing. This isn't misogynist. For therapy, I like a woman therapist. For teacher, I like a woman teacher. For a mother therapy i like a woman therapist for teacher i like a woman teacher um for a mother i like a woman mother i prefer a woman mother i prefer a woman actual woman mother so there's things that i also prefer for women

there are 32 861 pilots if you were wondering that are employed in the United States, 29% of all pilots are women. That's a lot. Tell me which flights they're flying beforehand so I can change flight on the day. Thank you being a fucking gold member or whatever. 70%

are men. Wow, there's 29% women? They should really let people know that before the flight. Don't you think? I don't know. You should just be able to have a choice. Like, you should know I'm going to be your pilot. You should have a, you should be able to book the flight based on who's flying the plane.

Isn't it kind of crazy that we don't book the flight based on who's flying the plane? Like, that's a perfect way for pilots to make more money. Because they just get you there on time, smooth sailing, they got a record, and then people, that would be perfect way for pilots to make more money because they just get you there on time smooth sailing they got a record yeah and then people that would be a way because they make such little money that would be a way like this dude's a sought after pilot yeah this guy he's smooth you can give him stars like uber yeah he gets r you give him stars and then and then people

yeah it's like not even based at the time it's like yo i want to fly with danny i want to fly on dan's the average pilot age is 44 that's great you don't want a 24 year old pilot you don't want a 34 year old pilot it's not like TikTok it's the opposite this is a job older people are so underappreciated in pop culture you know because really the people who make society work are in their 40s 50s and 60s I want my doctor to be 40s 50s and 60s occasionally earlys, but after that or before that we're going, get me a guy who's very experienced. 20s and 30s, I'm not

into it. I don't want to go see a heart doctor who's 31. I want a nice, 44 is even a little young. Give me 56. Nice gray. You need gray in the beard. You need a little wisdom soaked hair. The average pilot's 44.

And this is a shock. The most common ethnicity of pilot is white. 81.5%. 7% Hispanic. 5.6% unknown. And Asian, 2.8. Now, Asian, I want to know what kind of Asian. Okay, I want to know what kind of Asian.

I'm sorry. I'm just sorry. We're talking life and death here. You can throw the PC shit right out the window. If my guy's Japanese, I'm not getting in it. What do you mean? Why are you giving me the look? Sometimes they want to go down in honor.

I'm not into it. You know, I'm in some plane. Some guy's a great grandson of somebody who was in Hiroshima. Now we're tying it to the Patreon episode. Patreon.com slash Giannis Papazour coming up on Wednesday. You'll want to hear that episode. Mostly about Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

I'm saying you get like a great grandson or grandson of one of those. He flies a pilot. He's been doing his whole life and he pulls a hello. My name is Ennio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. I'm not in it. I don't want to be a part of that. Hello. Hello. You killed my father, prepare to die. I'm not in it. I don't want to be a part of that. Hello. Haral. You kill my father,

prepare to die. And then he fucking kamikazes. I'm sorry. I am more comfortable with Korean, Chinese, Vietnamese, Zimbabwean, or whatever the other Asian is. I'm more comfortable.

Japanese on planes, they just have a reputation. Few of them like to fucking nosedive. I'm not into a nosedive. I don't know why, but I am very surprised to know that almost 30%

are women. Now, I'm going to accept that fact and I'm going to say, I'm going to be honest. I want a tall woman. I don't know why. I don't know why. I want a six foot woman. I want a big Norwegian.

She might have a dick. You know, a woman who looks like she could have a dick, but doesn't. I want a big burly woman flying a plane. If it's going to be a woman, I want like one of the game of Thrones chick who fucked the wolf, uh, the, whatever his name. I want one one of the Game of Thrones chick who fucked the wolf. Whatever his name. I want one of those. I want one of those.

You know? I want her to like women. I don't want to hear about... I don't want... You know what I'm saying? They're emotional. Am I saying something out of line? She breaks up with her boyfriend and she's got to fly a plane?

I'm not into it. I'm sorry. I want a strong bull. Two bulls committed for life playing board games over boxed wine. And comfortable shoes. With their dogs. That's what I want. That is what I want. That is what I want.

Pretty soon they're going to have robots flying this stuff. The plane practically flies itself. They just put it up there in the air and then it just glides itself. And I wonder what they do with it. You ever think they jerk off in the cockpit? They might. You think they may just throw up to the co-pilots and go, hey man, I'm going to put up the screen, and you know what it is.

Put your headphones in. Maybe they jerk each other off. Yeah, it's time to discipline the old chicken. They probably sleep a little bit. Do they sleep when they're just cruising? Yeah. Probably not supposed to, though, right? Maybe they get hammered.

Who knows? All they got to do is take it up and land it, really, right? The rest of it just flies itself. Pretty soon, what job not, I don't know, what job is going to be available? Well, listen, this is a pretty scary story you're going to hear right now. It's funny, but it's also scary.

Its implications are nuts. The Red Cross is allowing blood from guy on guys. The Red Cross is now allowing blood donations from men who sleep with men. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's not the scary story. But the Red Cross is allowing blood donations

from men who sleep with men. Which, the funny thing about that is everyone is like so, you know, wants to be like, I'm a good person. I don't. But when you're in the office and someone says, would you like the blood from a guy who has sex with men? Or would you have the blood from this heterosexual male?

Which person is going to take the man to man blood? Even though it's nothing's wrong with it, you know. But you know what I'm saying? Because AIDS is more prevalent in the homosexual community. And so is monkey pox. which one are you going to take? Oh, so this is interesting. I didn't realize this. Red Cross ends blood donation restrictions

that singled out gay and bisexual men. What the fuck? What are you fucking Warner Brothers in the 50s? What the fuck? Is only Sidney Pontier allowed to be an actor? So, the American Red Cross now allowed to let men who have sex with men donate blood without restrictions. That specifically single out, is this because of wokeness um that single out a person's sexual orientation the fda dropped a nearly 40 year policy right because of aids i believe i would

guess it's just a guess that singled out men who have sex with men under the new guidelines anyone who has recently had sex with a new partner or multiple partners and has also had uh anal sex would have to wait three months to donate that's true too though men with sex women aren't the only ones who like to fucking go through the back door they do uh do it more often a lot more often there's very few girls that let you go back there and also to be honest with you it's very overrated okay it's like an open dry hole is that the name of the episode? Open dry hole? It's really like not that great.

It's really like, you know, the poo sack is really where it's at. It just took over porn for some reason. I don't know why. Yeah. So the Red Cross is implementing new FDA screening guidelines that apply to all the potential donors and are based on individual risk assessments. The Red Cross provides about 40% of the nation's blood supply. Again, if you get the choice. I'm not talking about like you need an emergency transfusion.

I'm talking like, hey, you need a little blood or whatever. You know, you're going to go like, you got the good stuff. You got the good stuff. Yeah, the real stuff. Give me the, you know, you have the pure uncut hetero blood, you know, the kind of the risk-free blood. I want that. I want the good old, what God intended blood. You want the Amish blood? Can I get that good old boy-girl, boy-girl action blood? Can I see the porn history of the person who donated

this blood? You got the good stuff behind the shelf? How about behind the counter? I see what's on the shelf, but behind the counter, can I get some good old Nick Cannon

straight fucking blood? I don't know if you want that. Yeah, he fucks a lot. Just give me some good old hetero. You got the hetero? Imagine they had it on a price list. It's like Top Chef. It's like, yeah, you get the man-on-man sex blood.

You can get a decent bottle for $11.14, depending on if it's from california or spain they grow great uh you know they grow great man-on-man sex blood in ibiza area um some portugal's coming up they've got some great man-on-man blood bottles but you know if you go top shelf you can get some decent stuff that really does the trick but if you want to go top shelf you really want to go you want to go with long island they got great hetero bottles of blood you want to go just hetero you know that's what you really want to do long island's got some great blood fields of just hetero uh you know um uh coppola franc know, Coppola. Francis Ford Coppola makes some great.

And he's got his blood fields right there in Long Island. And it's good hetero stuff. 20-something a bottle. I actually think you want it to let it be in blood. That's the purest of the pure. Now we're talking exclusive. Louis XIV, top shelf the 14th top shelf that's top shelf fucking bull do you give me a do you have uh what's a good year for the bolt i want a book

bull 1984 man that really appreciates it ages nice give me the bull 84 i could take a bull 20 29 2022 though it's a good year everyone was inside during covet it was a good year really it was good blood they have that's the top top shelf that's the louis the 14th shit yeah fucking bull lesbo give me the lesbo blood give me the lesbo blood and then second me the middle class can do the hetero. And then I think if you're just like desperately poor, I think they give you the man-on-man sex blood. I think that's what you call Medicare blood. We're going to get dinged left and right.

Dinged. We're just getting dinged. I mean, this is like, oh, Tani's at bat. It's going to look like his home run stats at the end of the year. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. We're fucking fucking hitting dingers youtube's just sitting there going pressing buttons like this fucking youtube's fingers tired ding ding ding dang show is heading to rumble we're heading to rumble we're also on twitter now or should i say x we're on x we put the episode up on X. So let's talk about this.

This is very interesting. I did not know this, and this is something you're really going to enjoy knowing about. I'm glad I took that detour. That was a fun detour. I saw the joke, and I took it. I flubbed it. It would have been nice if I said cleaner.

This is going to horrify you. This is going to upset you. The Red Cross is now accepting man-on-man sex blood. I flubbed it like I do everything, but the bit was good. The chunk was good, but this is really the closer. I got some other stuff here on the old paper plate as well, on the old pizza plate. I do, okay, but I got to say this is, I I think what everyone wants to know because it's I didn't know it was happening already and you know who else didn't know what's happening was a lot of the people who've been duped into giving these chicks money and when you look at these chicks it is scary how real they look I mean not how real they look they are real it looks there's no way to differentiate between a real person these three women i'm looking at don't exist in the world and have

never existed that face that woman in the middle her face does not exist anywhere which is nuts how do they do that or is it like they take a real face and just put it on yeah they take pieces eyes from here nose from there Is that what they do? I'm assuming. It's AI. It's computer generated. I mean, look at the perfection on the bodies. Talk about giving girls.

The bulimia index is about to go way up. Girls are going to start throwing up again. Yeah. High school girls are going to be throwing up again because they're competing now with AI. And also trans women who, let me tell you something, ladies, I think there's a lot of hate out there. You go to Carmen Carrera's page, you're like, keep up, bitch. Keep up, bitch. I will fuck Carmen Carrera over 98% of the biological women on this planet. Call me a if you want to.

I will gladly take that scarlet letter for one night in Carmen Carrera. Just one word you got to believe. Throw Joe DeRosa's face up there. It's funny. You like that? Yeah, I like when you have fun with it. I mean, women really have to compete because a lot of these trans women, man,

a lot of them, you know, like I said, it's sup, brah. But, you know, some of them really go full on with the femininity and they work their butts off in the gym and they just, they look like so feminine, like Carmen Carrera. And there's plenty of examples, you know? It's like transport. You know, transport is like going

to the supermarket and there's like a lot of old grapes and you gotta like, you gotta sift through all the like guys in wigs going like, oh, what's up? I'm a lady. And you go like, alright, that's not what I'm looking at. And then you go to one and you're like, ah, that looks like a lady. It's nice and ripe. Yeah, there's only like a few like you got to sift through a lot

it's like digging in the crates you know transports like going to the old record store and you're going what do they got what do they got what do they got what do they got what do they got straight porn you can go to anyone you got any like all the women are hot you're like all right yeah but transport you got to really dig in the crates you got i'm gonna do you got to do research when you go to transport you got to do research you got to go dig in the crates. You got to do research. When you go to trans porn, you got to do research. You got to go, all right, I'm going to sift through a lot of sup bras. Sup bra, sup bra.

Ooh, how you doing, madam? So they got that pressure. Women got trans women coming in on their sports in their beauty coming for their straight men um and now women have are being attacked on the south flank and jk rawlings you're gonna have to tweet like a mad woman now because and martina navratilova we're also being attacked the South flank by AI influencer, fake women who have only fans account stealing horny dude dollars. And a lot of them. And the guy who created them and is, and who is behind them is an Akash level booty booty boo. Okay.

These influencers, you can go see them on OnlyFans. One of them is called Lee Miquela. Lil. Lil Miquela, Ima, and supermodel Shudu. Now, here's the worst part.

They're on OnlyFans, so I guess they're like, are they moving or is it just pictures on OnlyFans? Good question. I don't know. Yeah, so research that while I continue to go,

are they moving? Here's the worst part. They're stealing money right out of your short-lived model career pockets. Okay? Because they are making deals. Well, I guess they're not making deals. Here's one of them. This chick doesn't exist.

Well, you can tell she doesn't exist she looks fake god look how real everything else looks though let's look at one of them no she kind of looks realish which one's this this is little mcquilla this is a little mcquilla no video though all photos no video okay she looks very AI, man. So they've just gotten very popular. Who the fuck is commenting on a fake person's thing? People have lost their minds. We got to get off the internet, man.

You're talking to someone who doesn't exist. She's got 2.7 followers. She's a creation of an Indian dude who fucking is eating butter chicken. Maquella. It doesn't exist. Oh, wait. She does have video. This is her YouTube page.

What the fuck? Yeah, this has been happening to all the videos you've been watching. Hi, I'm 19-year-old. I'll be 19 forever, she says. Now she's flaunting girls. Hey, this is what AI is going to start doing. They're going to flaunt girls, right? So what's going to happen is this.

Some real woman is going to lose her man to an AI girl, and they're going to fight, and that AI bitch is going to go, I'm 19 forever, bitch. I'll be 19 forever, you fucking aging, you meat sack bitch. You flesh and bone meat sack bitch. Now here is, what was her name?

Dude, these are ai supermodels that have big followings that are you heard me right signing deals with major brands taking money from real women and the money goes into this indian dude's pocket right because he created them like they don't get the money because they're not real. Almost 8 million fans on social media follow Blauco. But these shiny celebrities have one thing in common. They're not celebrities. They're not real. Holy shit, dude. Virtual influencers, I had no idea. They're estimated to be worth $3.5 billion. The virtual influencer world is worth estimated $3.5 billion and is predicted to grow by 26% by 2025. Tech firms behind the computer-generated characters

made by graphic designers and digital arts, artists using artificial intelligence can rake in as much as 8,000 for a social media post by collaborating with Brick Bands. And the dupe profiles are so realistic, many followers are convinced they are humans. Just last week, Nordic model Mila Sofia duped Twitter users into believing

her glam bikini pics, supposedly posted from all over the world, were authentic, despite her account stating she's a 19-year-old robot girl. People are fucking stupid. I'm done with the morons. This is not the show for you. Fans were quick to call her gorgeous, sexy, and beautiful,

with just a handful of people pointing out that she was an AI. Wow. Ted Murphy founded a global influencer marketing firm. Oh, my God. Iza says the rise of the virtual characters will transform the advertising landscape they are not confined by human limitations now this is where you're going to enjoy this part of the bit this story because you're going to get a yanni take here and you're

going to like it you're going to take your fucking far, and it's going to go down a gullet. So the reason why these big fashion labels are into using these models is because there's no risk that they may have an opinion or say anything that is risque or off-brand or put the brand in a bad position. They're literally not people. So you woke fucking morons have just put yourself right out of business because this is what, it's tiring to continue to talk about wokeness, but this really bears some highlighting as it's a great example of the logical conclusion for which you advocate for. You know, you created an environment where there was only a certain amount of respectable and appropriate and correct opinions. And that was too much risk.

That becomes too much risk because it's an ever-growing list that constantly encroaches on what used to be considered normal speech. It constantly grows and grows and grows like the fucking coronavirus. So the companies just go, fuck i'm gonna risk zero dollars by having a fake bitch who looks real who everyone thinks is real who gives a fuck model my clothes

and i have no risk that she is going to be trying to tape johnny depp to give half of his money there's going to be no risk she's going to be doing blow with Johnny Depp to give half of his money. There's going to be no risk. She's going to be doing blow with a 60 year old Kate Moss at a Noah Tepperberg party at towel and, and flatlines while she's banging Jason Strauss. There's zero risk. She's going to be caught texting someone the word. It's not going to happen. Beep it. We're not going to go back into her Twitter and find her say, you know what? Donald Trump had a few good policies that I'm for. We won't see that. Zero percent chance. We don't have to pay anyone to look through Twitters, to vet people, nothing.

And people seem to prefer these AI bitches anyway, because're dumb, boy, dick-driven morons who think with their balls in their dick and you could do anything to psych them out. As they put it, they get to have a high level of control over their messaging. They can maintain a consistent presence online, over their messaging. Oh, God.

They can maintain a consistent presence online, meaning that they never have to sleep or tire. Posting at predetermined times without fatigue. Oh, I was ahead of it. Which ensures regular engagement with the target audience and potential consumers. There is also a cost-benefit. Instead of hiring expensive models and photographers,

companies and brands can create stunning custom visuals with AI-generated characters, which are budget-friendly and still look fabulous. Now, listen, you did this to yourself. Now, here's Estelle. Estelle warned business chiefs to strike a balance between virtual and real influencers. She's not even saying get rid of them. Strike a balance. I understand your bottom line thing. And also, it is nice that nobody says any, nobody will ever say we may need a better immigration policy. That's good.

We don't want any model to say that ever. Why were they worried about models anyway? They're just kind of like, hey, can I have another Marlboro Light? That's all they say is like, is there Coke? Let me do Coke instead of eating. And can I have a Marlboro Light? That's all they say. Can I have a Marlboro Light? That's all they say. It's like, is there Coke? Let me do Coke instead of eating, and can I have a Marlboro Light? That's all they say. Can I have a Marlboro Light? Every model just goes, do you have an extra Marlboro Light?

That's really what they say. They say, hi, Noah. Hi, Jason. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Can I have a Marlboro Light? Noah Tepperberg and Jason Strauss. I grew up with Noah Tepperberg, and now they're like club moguls. Hey, Richie Akiva, can I have a Marlboro Light?

Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God, where's Killian Murphy sitting? Hi, hi, who's the, hi, hi. Oh my God, who's in here? Oh my God. Oh my God, can I have a Marlboro Light? Oh my God, is that James Harden? I'm gonna sit on your table. Do you have a Marlboro 8? Oh my God, is that James Harden? I'm going to sit on your table.

Do you have a Marlboro 8? That's all they say anyway. So I don't even know. They're just cutting cost here. They're claiming it's this, but also that's probably that. Samsung followed by hiring Lilla McCullough

is projected to earn $9 million this year. This is wild, dude. This is wild. We're living in this year. This is wild, dude. This is wild. We're living in this era. This gives me anxiety. It should give everyone anxiety. It gives anxiety for my daughter and like what it's going to mean to grow up

with women, you know, because women are the ones being, it seems like on the front lines of this sort of new, you know, what is a woman? Nobody can answer it. You know, trans women won't even allow you to say they're trans women or, what is a woman? Nobody can answer it. Trans women won't even allow you to say they're trans women or that they used to be men. They're just like,

I'm a woman. I'm a woman. It's like, you're not. You're not, though. You're a trans woman, and that's fine. You're a woman. Fine.

But you're a trans woman. Can we just say trans woman? Otherwise, what's the point? What did you switch to then? My daughter's going to have to deal with that. And people screaming at her if she's just going like, look, that's just what the truth is. I mean, I saw a trans guy today.

I mean, a trans woman today, I could tell she was trans. You know, most of them you can tell. I mean, what do you want from me? And the reason why you can, I hate to say it, is because they are trans, right? It's very few that really pull it off.

And then on the other side, now they got to deal with AI, the standards of beauty from AI. And what is a woman? Oh, a woman's not even real anymore. Woman's not even real. She's just something to be looked at. She's a, and my daughter's going to see, oh,

a fake thing with big tits is getting paid $9 million to be looked at by horny dudes, by horny dudes who listen to fucking podcasts. You know, a bunch of fucking dirty socks, podcast fans. Meet the AI influencer making millions from mega deals with fashion giants.

Could you tell they don't exist? Not her, she looks real. Guy in India controls 10 AI-based OnlyFans accounts, making thousands a day, replacing the actual women. Next, we there will be, what is that? That's just a typo. next we there will be what is that that's just a typo next we there next there will be 500 a guy in india is in control wow like what where is a woman's what is a woman what like are we they're like replaceable doc dog. AI girlfriends are here. Oh, my God. And they're not run by real girls.

It's dudes. Then we're going to have AI girl. Look, when you take that technology, right? I'm not saying I've tested it out, but I'll just say it feels good. Well, you're talking about the flashlight. Yeah. I'm not saying I tested out Eva Lovia's flashlight, but I will say it feels real. And you take that technology and you put it on a robot.

Eventually the robot's going to look very human. And you'll be able to bang it. And guess what? No fumes as well. Because they're not going to put fumes on a girl unless you order it. You're like, I want to. Unless you're an older man who likes it. Hey, well, give me a fumey one.

Give me a fumey. Give me one with fumes. Give me a fuming one. Give me a fuming, yeah. Give me one with fumes. Give me yeasty. There's going to be a doll called Yeasty. She's got a yeast infection. There's a guy who likes it. Dude, AI models. They're being signed.

Which major companies are signing these models? Did I read correctly when I saw like actual recognizable brand names are making deals with this fucking Indian guy? Here we go. Dior, Calvin Klein, Chanel, and Prada have made deals with this fucking booty boo Indian guy for these influencers. This is where it got you. I'm sorry to say the reasons why they claim they want them

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