Yannis Pappas Hour - Aliens: Asian Chemo Time Travelers | YP Hour

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

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It really comes down to figuring out what these Asiatic-looking aliens really want from us. Let's play a little game with Occam's Razor. Okay. The goal is always to figure out how Occam's Razor slices the thinnest. So let's ask. I'll play devil's advocate with myself and pretend like I'm chat, GBT. Let's assume that these aliens exist. and that they look like future Chinese or Chinese people,

I can only say future Chinese people who don't do physical labor anymore and look like they've beat cancer. They all look like they have cancer. They have no more hair on their head. And Chinese people, Asian people, are already pretty hairless. So these grays just look like Asians because they do have kind of the flappy eye,

like the falloleum flap, the fallopian tube flap. whatever it's called, from that part of the world, they do, first of all, they look beautiful, but the grays kind of look, like if you dug up, if you dug up an Asian mummy, right? They look like a decomposed Asian.

So maybe there are Asians from the future. That's the theory I had. Like the Asian, the Chinese win, they take over the world, they evolve in a different way and they were right. And all the greedy white colonizers go away. Communism wins, you know, in the sense that everyone is more compassionate.

And then they evolve into this thing and they fly off into different things. And they come back in time and to just, maybe they're taking a peek at the moment where they get the advantage, which could be right now. We, you know, Iran goes horrible. The Chinese fucking come up. They invent some sort of virus that only kills everyone that's not Chinese. Whatever happens, maybe that's what these are because they do look like they're cancer immune.

because it's like cancer's looking at them going like, it's already got you. You know, cancer only wants people that it could make look like that in looking at them. And the cancer may get tricked and go, why would I try to enter this guy? Why would I metastasize in a way like that? Because he looks like he's already got it.

You know? It's sort of like the way, you know, you pretend to be dead. If you're like, if you're like a bunch of people, shoot a bunch of people and you just, you know, you're a bunch of bunch of, a bunch of, amongst a bunch of dead bodies, you'll just pretend to be dead. And it's very easy to pass you over

because there's so many, right? When there's so many, it's hard to get specific. So that's the same thing what happened here. Is cancer's like going, they already got it. He's already dead. And I don't know. This is the one that people claim they see the most. This is the one that the kids in South Africa,

right, like 60 or 40 kids said the little, they said they were three, four feet. which kind of makes sense, right? Chinese are kind of small. They're foldable. You're kind of small, except for when the government started doing experiments

in creating Yao Ming's and stuff. I mean, they're usually pretty tiny. You know, diets mostly haven't been the most protein-dense places in the past. So they didn't grow too big. On the bonus episode, I say a lot more. We were going to,

you're going to notice if you go to the bonus, Patreon.com slash Janus Papasauer, you'll notice that it's shot just like this, which means I did an episode I was intending to do to put out for everyone to see, but I feel a little safer if you pay a couple dollars to see it. Not like that's going to keep it safe, but you know what? I did an episode that I want less people to see. It's a little wild. Anyway, this seems to be the prototype, the phenotype, that most. people seem to report. Even the little Mexican alien body that they claim that they have

kind of looks like one of these guys. Has this been proven of fake the little Mexican funeral? Was this a, you know? They had a little Mexican funeral for one. And they said they had two of them. Oh, that's fine. And I mean, it would be easy to prove if it was a fake, right? Because they'd just do some, they do a swab on it and find that it was clay.

I don't like the fact. that were so advanced now. And when I say I don't like the fact, I mean, I'm scared of the fact that we're so advanced now. Some of this, I felt better when this was all just buffoonery. I don't like living in a world where the military guys are telling me

that they can't understand these crafts. I don't want to know. Dude, put me back in a Matrix, no? Like, you know? And then you go, oh, maybe this is a sci-op. And then you go, a sci-up for what? Like, why would it be a sire? Oh, a big distraction.

Dunn seemed to be working. working. People don't care, dog. You know, it's funny, people still care more about Israel and they do about aliens. Have you noticed that? People care more about, like, Twitter beefs. They care more about Shane Gillis. They care more about Shane Gillis and Chelsea Handler's tension at the Kevin Hart roast than they do about the government-related. releasing verified authentic photos of unidentified flying objects, doing maneuvers that are way beyond the capabilities of human known physics according to our gravity laws. They still are more interested in that. I don't know if that's sad or if that's great. I don't know. Maybe it's a

little bit of both. But I'll tell you what, they were worried people were going to freak out. Maybe they would have freaked out before we had video games and social media. But it's real easy to get distracted and go just look at a big fat butt. It's really easy to just go to your favorite page. If women knew, if women knew what people were doing, and what I mean people, I mean men, the male sex was doing with their naked bodies. and their fat guts out to the pictures that they post, they might think twice about it.

Or do you think they know? Right? Like, for example, do you think, like, Jeannie Bruchard, just the first one off my mind? Do you think she knows when she posts, like, a big pecky pick that there's, like, these just fat, disgusting guys just fucking whacking off to it? They know, right?

Like, she knows. She doesn't need to because she's got millions and she was a beautiful tennis player. But, like, she's the first person that came to my mind. So this is not a thing. But like she could go and make $14 million a year on OnlyFans. Like she knows that in the back of her mind. That must be wild to live like that, right?

That must be wild. Like you know you can't make a dime. Me and you couldn't make a dime. You know what would be funny though? Is if I started OnlyFans. I bet you people would join just as a joke. If I get, hey, I'm going to do sexy shit. Like, will you join?

I love when people say this. Like, come on, dude. We look, we're different. Men and women are different. It's just some things you don't need science to prove. Some things you don't need science to prove. Sometimes you just need eyes and you need street smarts. Okay?

When it comes to this sports debate, sometimes you just, sometimes you don't need science. Sometimes you don't need to know about the levels. Sometimes you don't need numbers. Sometimes you just need two eyes. eyes. And I can't even say I can judge because I barely have two eyes. So I'm just saying sometimes you just need two good, clean, separate eyes, and that's all you need. Sometimes you just need a little data. You don't need the numbers. You just need sort of street smarts data going like, I know if Jeannie Bouchard started an Onlyfans, she's starting on day one with at least 30 to 40 to 50k a month,

right if I started only fans I'm going years and years and years for 15 bucks and it's three or four people who think it's funny the only way I could get people to join is if people thought it was unbelievable funny and it would get old in a second and that would be it would just last a week there's just no way I could make the money on only fans that she could make

so that just shows you we're different now maybe we're very different that's a very big difference It's a very big difference. Now, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe some gay guys would join, but I'm not. Yeah, that's the thing. I mean, why would you hate gay people? Like, you know, last resort and you need some self-esteem.

Gay guys will hit on you because guys are less choosy. They're less picky. So that's good. So I guess there's some gay guys that can do it. But me personally, there's nothing I can do. So maybe my point isn't as strong as it is. Do men make a lot of money on only offense? But here's the thing.

Here's the thing that makes it true. Women don't join. It's other gay guys, right? So it's really guys supporting a woman industry. And so that just shows you what you need to do with female sports, bro. You just, the basketball shorts need to come up just a little bit more. Why are we wearing a full shirt? Why not just sports bra?

Like, let's, let's, you know, if you want to talk numbers, If we want to get the numbers up, the Caitlin Clark effect will never compete with just a little ass showing out the bottom of the short. But how different men and women are, maybe that's how different even more we are to aliens. It depends on what you believe. I don't believe that the aliens are real

because none of our smart people seem to accept it. Right? Elon Musk hasn't, he just keeps saying there's little evidence. Have any of them made a statement since all these releases? Has any, I know the one guy did. I know that guy did. The guy who teaches at like Sunni Baruch. And he said, now we know there's something doing maneuvers that we can't do.

So that is interesting. That guy, the Japanese guy. I know he said something, but have any other smart people said anything? Is anyone saying yes, this is true? Because otherwise maybe aliens are just catnip for stupid people like us. Like maybe, you know. And his name is Dr. Mishio Kaku.

And he says he discusses the likelihood of extraterrestrial life and the potential for technological advancements. A renowned theoretical physicist. of Japanese descent, believes intelligent life likely exists in the universe, and that advanced aliens may be billions of years ahead of humanity. He warns that humans should avoid contact, famously comparing our potential interaction to human interaction with forest squirrels. Why don't women find that attractive?

Do you think, Jesse, we'd be farther along if women were as attracted to intelligence as they claim. Yeah, we'd have smarter kids. You know what I love about women? You know what I love about women? Is how much they lie to themselves. The thing about men is men will lie. Women like to lie to themselves.

Because I think when they say it, they believe it. And then you see the data from their life and you're going, I don't think you're having an honest conversation with yourself. because you just never see hot checks with smart dudes. You see them with rich dudes. So what's the deal with that? Conversely, conversely, you never see smart dudes. Well, no.

Actually, conversely, you always see smart dudes with pretty beat-up smart checks. Right? it kind of does work that way, but only because the hot chicks won't go for them. So they kind of settle. That's kind of how it works, isn't it? That's just kind of how it works. But he made himself hot.

I mean, he made himself hot, dude. You know what's great about this era? Driving a car is optional. Being fat is optional. And being ugly is optional. I saw this plastic surgery the other day of it was like, nothing's wrong with it, nothing's wrong. I wanted preference by saying,

nothing's wrong with however your nose look. But I'm talking about a girl, you know, she had one of these Saddam Hussein beaks. She happened to be Middle Eastern descent. I think she was like Persian or something. She had one of those like, you know, you know what I'm talking about? You know those Semitic noses that kind of Saddam Hussein, probably Jesus had one of those,

just kind of, it almost everything to smell is down there. You know what I mean? Where their nose just kind of, like, I don't know how that evolved, but whatever happened, it was like, there was nothing good to smell up here. It was all down. It's almost like they were trying to, like through evolution, growing nose that could smell their own crotch.

It's almost like they were scooping and sniffing so much. They actually just wanted to reach it with their nose. Maybe that's why the nose got so big in the Levant, is they were like, got tired. you know, maybe during famines, they didn't have the strength to lift their arm to scoop and sniff. So they just wanted to grow the nose to just go, because it's comforting. Smelling your own balls is comforting. Who doesn't do it?

Do you think Jesus scooped and sniffed? You think Jesus is just chilling? You think like after the meal, you know? You think after the meal, like, you know, you can only preach for so long. He's like, by the way, also hate begets hate. And then he's like, let me just take a few. you know, just take a few, you know, like, and then he got caught and what, you know, you think he just, you think he might have, because when you get tired, you always, and he was probably really comfortable with these dudes, because they were basically bunked up. So it was really this sort of platonic, gay guy club, but they weren't gay.

So at some point he's probably so comfortable that he just, he checked his balls and gave it a good sniff. And that was one of the most human moments. So Jeff Bezos is what we're looking at, and he made himself hot. And so anyway, I saw this plastic surgery, and this girl, dude, she went from looking like Saddam Hussein. Why do I keep saying Saddam Hussein? I got it wrong. I mean Obama bin Laden. How come that never caught on?

How come nobody ever called him Obama bin Laden? I'm talking about Obama bin Laden. Obama bin Laden. That's who I was referencing with that big nose that kind of came down. And she, I mean, she looked like a Slavic, like a Russian. She turned into like a Russian prostitute that you'd pay top dollar. I mean, look at this right here. First of all, why would genetics give you a nose like that?

I mean, I got, I have a formidable schnaz, but I mean, that's just, that's just overkill. Do you think that the DNA just does that as a joke? Because you don't need all that. What is the, what is, if, if, here's the thing, if it's all evolution and not a little bit of sense of humor in the code. Like, because evolution goes, hey, we adapt to the things that are just necessary for the environment. What, I mean, how much does this girl got to take in? How much oxygen does she need to live?

I mean, that knows is almost as big as her face. So what is the evolution? What did she adapt to in the environment, you know, that needs that? And what's the evolutionary benefit to a micro penis? And what's the benefit to when it's too big? You know, so I think it's, I believe in evolution, but I also believe in a sense of humor. And I think the process itself has a sense of humor. And they're going, you know, we're going to give this girl a fucking schnaz.

She's going to look, you know those monkeys that just have those, you know the Jewish monkeys? What are they called? It's a probiscus monkey. A probiscus. Or I like to call them kosher monkeys. A penis nose. Yeah. I mean, that thing, it's got what you call a Middle Eastern nose.

You know, it would be really messed up if someone Photoshop the Frisbee on their head. That would be really bad. So these things are optional now. You can, I mean, look at the Kardashians. I mean, they're just different people now. We're getting to a level of capability that maybe this is just what it is now. Maybe in the future, like, you'll just be able to choose your avatar, you know? Maybe this is like the first version of developing that will for people to really,

manifest what they want specifically, which traditionally wasn't possible, but now is possible, obviously through chemical alteration and surgical alteration. Maybe that's the first step to create the will. Maybe that creates a will going forward that then leads to a marketplace that makes somebody invent being able to upload you somewhere where you can just turn into whatever you like. I'll tell you right now, if I get uploaded into a digital landscape where I can't tell the difference between this and that

and it all feels real, I want to learn what it's like to be a hot lady. I'm walking around. But then I think that do I want to do that because then I want to be attracted to myself? and then I can't fuck myself so then I'll be tortured. Because the only reason I'd want to be a hot lady is so I can have it with me all the time.

Do you think that's why Buffalo Bill types do that? Do you think there's something like, I want this? Because you know how it is hard to get puss? You've got to put effort in. So maybe guys who go trans are just really lazy straight guys who say, you know what? I just want to be able to have the lady with me at all times so they can rub themselves and touch themselves.

you know and just feel the smooth skin that you like I don't know maybe I'm on to something um yeah maybe trans people are so gay that they come around to being straight you know the same way like anti-semitic right wing and left wing people just come all the way around to the other side of each other um in 2018 Chinese scientist I got the first name He, he, Zhang Q, claimed to have created the world's first geneated babies. Twin Lulu and Nana, to make them resistant to HIV. His actions were globally condemned as reckless and unethical as he was sentenced to three years in prison. I don't buy that.

I don't buy that one bit. I think what we learned about China is they say one thing and they do the other. I think this was, there's nobody doing, there's no scientist in China doing experiments that the Chinese CCP was not aware of. That's not happening. There's no Chinese scientist named He Jung Q who's capable of creating the world's first gene edited baby and the CCP's unaware of what he's doing in his laboratory. There is not that type of personal freedom that exists there, especially if you're known to one of the people who has the capability to create a first gene edited baby. So what I believe happened is that the CCP put out a message to the world saying this is

something we don't want. We don't want anyone messing with God's creation. By the way, we don't believe in at all. And we don't want any advantages over you to be able to create superhuman soldiers. So we sent to them to three years and then they looked at him and they giggled. You know? And he's fine. And now they're just doing it so Chinese don't have AIDS anymore.

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Because we're so focused on like AI and aliens, but we're also at a place where people can design their babies and clone their babies and clone their sheeps and their dogs. Some are cloning their dogs. I think a few famous people clone their dogs. I think you're mentally disturbed. I really think you are mentally disturbed. Because that's not your fucking dog.

It's just some sort of mutant demon. And there's a few, yeah, oh my God. Several high-profile individuals have cloned their dogs. Tom Brady did it. He cloned his pit bull mix, Lula, and Barbara Streisand, who cloned her dog, Samantha, into two puppies named Ms. Violet and Ms. Scullet. Because you know what, man,

there's just not a lot of other dogs available. it costs between 50,000 and 100,000. I'm a communist now. I get it. When I read stories like this, I get it. There's such a common theme I've noticed with a lot of my rich and famous friends. They really are unaware of how detached they are from reality. When you can really do whatever you want because your money's not an option, you detach a little bit.

You don't really got your finger on the pulse anymore when you go from first class or private plane to, five-star hotel to green room back to five-star hotel and you just you're in a car you're just avoiding best restaurant you're not seeing it anymore because you don't want to and you shouldn't have to but also you lose something there and they don't that's because the ego doesn't allow them to see that yet where they're going like wow they never asked themselves like am i living in the world anymore do i have any perspective on anything anymore or or am I just pretending to? Or am I lying to myself? Oh my God. So why would you do this when there are so many dogs? Why would you do this? And these are winners. So maybe this is just like what winners do?

Creepy shit? Like, how can I criticize Tom Brady? Is that disturbing to you that they would clone their dog? Like, can't you just get another dog? My dog's getting old and I got another dog just to give a message to my older dog that like you're being replaced you're not you're old now and you know

you're gonna I just love him more now this is unbelievable capability that would sound you know what the interesting thing is ancient humans would worship us as gods if they met us, they would worship us as gods. So if you think about that, and if it's possible to slip,

if time really is as Einstein says, like, you know, what is it, the measurement of movement or something, and you could travel faster because I think when you hit the speed of light, now this is only stuff I understand because I've been told. I don't know if I 100% buy it. But supposedly when you hit the speed of light, time doesn't exist anymore. And then if you go fast in the speed of light, you're actually going back in time for whatever reason. So if ancient humans would worship us as gods if they met us because we can clone and create

intelligent artificial intelligence and all this shit, can you imagine going back with your chat box? Can you imagine going back to ancient Greece and speaking to even the most smartest of them and going, wait, let me speak to my super intelligent buddy who can tell me in an instant. Let me speak to my digital silicone genius invisible buddy. Think of how this would sound. My genius invisible silicone, silicon energy powered buddy who lives in my computer phone. What's a computer? It can tell me anything I want to know right now. You want to know the temperature in America?

They go, what's America? They go, bro, the world, there's other world. There's more world. Let me ask him right now to read the Odyssey in one second and then tell me what the whole thing's about. I think right there, Aristotle would do anything I'd want. I'd go, this is my God. He'd go, oh, my God, that's God. I got so much to figure out.

That's what he would say. And then I go, yeah, the thing is, I'm from heaven. And I need you to suck my dick. Or else I will have my fucking God invisible buddy. This is God. I have God in here. We'll strike you down with lightning right now. Dude, I could run all the fucking Aztecs with one working iPhone.

I need a charger. But one working iPhone, I could run. I could become the fucking, they'd call me white Montezuma, like white chocolate. So yes, if an object with mass could somehow reach the speed of light, time for that object would slow down dramatically relative to outside observers. As you approach light speed, time dilation becomes extreme. Where there's the equations, I'm not getting into that because I don't understand it. As V approaches, see, objects with mass cannot actually reach light speed according to current physics. So the idea that at the speed of light, time doesn't exist, is a simplified way.

people describe relativistic time dilation. It's close conceptually, but physics gets weird there because the equation breaks down for massive objects actually reaching. So it's a colloquial way to say something like that happens because we don't understand the math. But I think theoretically you'd be able to do that. So maybe aliens have done that. You know, maybe they're actually living in a future time and they've been able to break this

with these ships and go through a warm hole, a loop, I think they're called warp homes. There's some hole that they say people, if you can get through that, and they're actually traveled through time. That would explain why they don't interact, because then you don't want to bang your own great, great grandma. You don't want to have like a moment where you have like a,

you know, back to the future fo'pah, you know? Hey, I said get your hands off her. You don't want to interfere with that because then you could not exist. But of course, they'd be curious and they'd want to peek. Maybe they're doing something naughty. Maybe it's against the law there to do it just like cloning the humans against the law here. And there are a couple of people who just need to do it. Maybe they're renegades.

Maybe they're criminals. Breaking the law going back in time. Messing with the continuity of evolution that they can witness. Because let me tell you something. If we get to the point where we have the capability to go back in time, you're not going? If it's a safe ride. Oh, yeah.

I'm going up. I'm making some bets. Yeah, let's make some bets go back. Betting on the Giants win the Super Bowl. Yeah, we're going back. We're going back. So this stuff, we're getting to a point where it gets so weird that it actually feels like it was inevitable.

Maybe we got so smart to understand the fabric of reality and this reality maybe is a coded simulation. And this is when they just blow it up and start over. I think actually on history Ahina's Chris said something like that, which makes sense because Chris is smarter than he, because he reads Machiavelli. So he likes to make you think that he's dumb, but he's not. Because what he actually said is pretty smart. Because when you think about it, maybe this is the point where we're just like, we learn, like we're starting to really like figure it out. Like nobody before was going like, wait a second.

Fibonacci sequel. What's the going? And now maybe they go, all right, pull a plug, start over. And maybe it's their endless entertainment because it'll always be different. So they maybe it's their TV or whatever and they just watch. So then they'd be us from the future or or actual more intelligent life that created the universe. And that's why it's so mysterious because it has all these blocks. So we never, it wants us to explore and learn and grow.

But it's so fucking crazy that they know we'll only get so far. So they watch us until we figure out too much and they blow it up and start over. Just like the end of a monopoly game where you go, everyone's got their pieces and now it's time to go. They're driving their own car. They're not doing anything. They're just sitting there. Maybe it gets boring when they're just sitting there. And the most exciting thing that happens is someone writes, fuck you and trolls you in a comment.

Maybe they're like, all right, they're not doing anything anymore. They're not doing anything. And maybe that's why we'll end is because we got so fucking. You're going like, they're not even fucking anymore. They're going after each other for words. They're lying on the internet. They're all claiming to be experts without doing any work. There's no story to it.

You know how people used to have a great story. I became an expert in the Middle East because I did two years as a CIA agent. I worked in the Department of Defense. I was an ambassador to Israel. I worked in a company Israel. And then I was in Lebanon. And then I spent a little time embedded

with al-Qaeda and Iraq. And then you go, whoa, I want to talk to this guy because this guy, and now this guy's going, you know what? I'm just on the Internet. I just read a few books and then I just fucking lay into it. And I'm your new thought leader.

I'm your new expert. So maybe the simulators are going like, there's no good story there because that would be a good story. This guy was CIA. And so the simulators may be entertained by that. They're not going to be entertained by some guy who goes to his podcast studio and then goes home and then goes to his podcast studio and then goes home, goes to get a sandwich and then just writes a whole diatribe on the Middle East. That's just not what they're going to find entertaining, right? they find me entertaining because I'm doing humor. So I acknowledge that I don't know anything and this is what I do.

I go from my podcast studio to my home. And what I do is try to say things that make you laugh, right, by talking about things. But I'm not smart enough or experienced enough to really talk about them. On Twitter, I do a little bit because I'm smarter than most. And Twitter I do a little bit because like I say, on Twitter, mostly jokes on there, but also an occasional edict. And also, that's what you do on Twitter. Twitter's not a place for jokes anymore.

It's a place for fucking edicts. We're issuing edicts. We're throwing out ideas that we synthesize in our brains. And maybe I just got a better brain than you. Or a worse one, up to you. But maybe they're just done with us because we're just boring now. They're just watching me lay in bed reading Twitter. it's like we're boring to us we're so boring to us that we're like making up drama it's like safe drama right

it's like are you a fed are you not a fad this is all happening digitally you know i hate you fucking and there you know people that haven't even met each other know each other it's just fake drama so we've gotten really boring and i think that would be the thing that i think threatens us more than anything. You know, I think if we get boring, I think we're going to get very self-destructive. That's why I'm worried, and that's why something people aren't talking a lot about. When things are exciting, people aren't going to want to go to war. I think people now go to war since food is everywhere, right? It's not really about sustenance anymore or like life or death, like we need this grain to feed.

It's like rush everyone's eating fine, right, for the most part. Even poor people here can have a McDonald's burger. It's not eating nutritious, but boy, does it fill you up. And it is meat, and it's a dollar. So I think we do it now out of boredom. And I do fear that if we get too boring, what do you do? It's like when you watch your kid get bored, they start painting on the walls. They start, you know, doing destructive shit on the internet.

internet, they jerk off too much. Like, it's very destructive out of boredom because idle, you know, idle time is the devil's play thing. So that's where we are now. That's the danger of modern technology is we don't do anything. Like, we literally don't do things. Like, this is the thing I'm doing today. And you know what's crazy? This is the only thing I'm doing today. What did you do? stare at a fucking, you stare at a potential art project today? That's what you did today. We're getting very boring. Remember when we were kids, it was like, boom, hooping, girl, yeah, fucking clubbing,

cigarettes, weed. We squeezed about eight things in a day, walking around, throwing an egg, running, chasing, going on the train, almost getting killed. Like it was like a life Now we're just like this What's going on? What are you doing? You know it's funny

Technology is our new slave It's like the reason why they needed slavery back in the day Is so dudes could sit around and talk Without having to worry about growing their own shit So all over the world they did slavery for everybody But now we got like metal slaves So it's like I just go on my phone and I'm like, let the, I want this low income undocumented immigrant to bring me a bag of food

from my little metal slave box. He's an extension of my slave box. So I can sit around and go, Jesse, what's going on? What are we doing? I don't know. I'm hoping to make a lot of money by investing the right thing. Oh, what kind of work is that? Pushing a button.

So we may be just getting very boring, even if it's God and not the simulators, maybe we're boring to him where he's going like, okay. Like how do you even save a soul that doesn't do anything? Is that one of the sins, slothery or something? But you're technically doing something. Like if you're playing a video game or you're podcasting, you're doing nothing, but you're doing something. So is it a sin?

Let's just, I'm saying in the hypothetical that God cares about the commandments and shit. And you like, how's you going to, he's going to, You're going to go up to the pearly gates and then he's going to, oh, you were slovenly. You were a slav, you were slavily. Is that what it is? Lothargic. What is it? Slavik.

Slavic. You were Slavic. That's a sin, right? Is that a sin? One of the seven deadly sins. What is that one called? Sloth. Sloth.

So you're a sloth, right? You're sloth. And you go, whoa, whoa, whoa. You go, whoa, whoa. Boss, boss, boss man. Whoa, boss man. You, I understand you, you're more of a guy from like that era, like this era and all that era. But let me explain something to you, guy.

Let me explain something to you. I reached a 1430 ranking on chess. Right? Some guys are going to go, dude, I was 36 in the world on call duty. Or like, dude, I watched, I broke the Guinness Book of Roll records for the amount of Netflix seasons of series. shows that I watched. So did I do nothing? He's like, yeah, no, but you didn't do you.

You didn't move. And like, bro, it's all relative. And then you ask God, bro, would you move? Then you go, bro, would you move? He goes, yeah, I would cook my own meal. I'd say a prayer over it. And you go, bruh. You go, bra.

You're going to cook your own meal and spend the time when you could call up a place and have a fully cooked meal to you, bro, brought to you by someone who's sending money back to their family in a poorer place, bro. Do you think God wouldn't take delivery, bro? You think God wouldn't podcast, bro? If God was here now, he wouldn't podcast, brah? So these questions have become very interesting because things that were kooky and outside of the realm of

possibility are now being told to us are real by our government. And so you have to believe that these are true videos because people can analyze video now. If it was a fake video, someone would be able to prove it was a fake video. There's technology that can detect artificially crafted video. also what would be the purpose. There's no reason why they would do this. There's no reason for this to be a sci-op. By the way, the moon-landing people are fucked.

The people who thought the moon-landing, you know, the whole moon-landing was fake shit? I mean, what would be the benefit? You think they created that just to be like, let's put the, like they care? Like they really care that there's a conspiracy. theory. Now, this is how narcissistic some conspiracies are interesting.

But the one about the moon landing, it did have a good motive because you're going like, they wanted to beat the Russians, so they faked it. That does make sense. But now as it comes out, John Glenn, what's his name? Glenn, the astronaut. There was fucking UFOs watching him up there. There was objects in the space, just hovering there, taking a peek at him with colored fucking lights.

So first of all, you go, why do aliens have different color lights? That makes you think they're not interdimensional beings. Maybe there's both. Maybe there's interdimensional beings who are visiting us here and also other aliens taking a peek. But look, if this is true and that image is right, and there's an object in the sky watching the fucking moon landing, right, then their superior intelligent beings with craft because that thing's a craft with lights on it.

It's got fucking blue and red lights, like a stop lights. Go to the, go to the, um, the, uh, go to the, uh, go to the moon landing alien. Just go moon landing. Yeah, and the images. You gotta go images. There we go. Third one. Yeah, blow it up.

That's one of the images and then the other one right there next to it. So you see that blue shit there. and then this one, click on that. So then make it big so you can see. Like that is just, and he, from the picture you can't tell, but he could tell he was describing it. It's an object that's not, and there it is. And it's kind of close compared to stars.

It's not a star. The lights, there's like a blue light on there, like a green light. I don't know, they're like different lights. And then you hear the audio of him telling, people on earth like yeah there's something there and then you get the documents of it and they don't know what's going on

but it looks like something was something that was aware we were leaving the solar system for the first time I mean the solar system leaving the atmosphere um uh so I'm sorry

It wasn't John Glenn. I'm a retard. It was Buzz Aldrin. A sizable object moving relative to the stars during the transit to the moon. The crew concluded via monocular observation that was likely the detached Saturn V launch vehicle rocket stage. That's what they said.

Aldrin also documented experiencing internal cabin light flashes while resting, which, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Ronald Evans observed bright particles drifting outside their windows, describing the phenomena is looking like the 4th of July. declassified Pentagon images from the final mission show three unexplained bright dots and a distinct triangle formation above the lunar horizon,

which we've seen that pattern a bunch of times in other sightings, right? It's like those three moving lights that go like this. Like they travel in threes or their ship is like in the middle of that or like, who the fuck knows? But it's something there and it's just wild that they would see it when they went there, which is almost like they were being watched. or maybe they're just out there. I don't fucking know.

But doesn't make sense that they'd make it up. For what? So, because people will probably go, oh, they're making this up because they want you to believe the moon landing happen. Why? Do you think they care about your conspiracy? It's not threatening anything.

You're just out there on the internet saying that they fake the moon landing. They don't care. It's not a threat to become a thing. So why would they make it up? So obviously we landed on the moon. So that much suck for those people. But you're right though.

You know, that's the thing. When you believe something, no evidence, no evidence convinces you, which lets you know that you really do only see what you want to see. It's like this thought experiment that you can easily do where if someone catches you off guard and they immediately tell you, I'm about to show you a picture. I want you to look at only the red objects when I show it to you and tell me what the red objects were, right?

And so they have a picture with a bunch of objects, some are red, some are blue, some are purple. And they tell you that. You'll look at the page. You'll go directly for the red objects. You'll remember the red objects. And then they'll come back and say, okay, tell me one blue object you saw. And you won't be able to name one, even though you were looking right at a picture with them. It's because you focused on what you wanted to see.

So that's what people do. So it's like me saying this means nothing to them. They'll find a reason no matter what. And what the internet does, it just gives these people the rope to just keep climbing down into the pit of conspiracy no matter what. Because I just explained to you using street smarts and common sense why they, they wouldn't bring this up. Why? Like, what would be the reason?

Can you think of a good one? Just put your head in that, put your mind in that space. What would be a good reason why they would tell us that there was an unidentified flying object one or two or three or four anomalies happening during the moon landing?

Which supposedly was faked. Hmm, I don't got anything. Maybe to, the only thing would be to disprove the people who thought, thought it was faked. Right. Right. And then my point is, why the fuck would they care about that?

They wouldn't. They wouldn't. No. So it's happened. Yeah, right? Common sense? Yeah. Do you think they're going,

this would be a perfect opportunity to make this up to show evidence that they were actually on the moon because there's about three or 400 people on the internet who got like 4,000 followers who were saying it was faked? This is a good chance to, so Joe Rogan could sleep. well at night, knowing that it was real. I hope not. I hope they have better things to do. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.

There's a little narcissism that comes along with people who think they know these things guaranteed. So it just, there's no purpose for it. And then if you say, why are they releasing this? It's a massive sci-op. You go, for what? A sci-up for what? What would be the game?

Okay. Maybe they pretend to be the aliens and enact a, a world government pretend to be the aliens like on some Wizard of Oz shit. Right? Like try to enact peace through that. Pretend to be the aliens to give us a common enemy

even though no aliens have come. But so then the alien's going to reveal itself. But then why would you do that and not just go with a fake Jesus comeback? You could do that too. You could do that. If you really wanted to get rid of the muskies, what you would do is you would fake a Jesus coming back, right?

Do videos of it and then have supporting SIA people going, these are real videos, top secret. We threw them through the scans, real videos, or do some optical illusion shit. Give the guy like fucking the space lasers that we're using to discombobulate the Cubans. By the way, do you see Trump's post, Entreat Social? Ping, ping, pow. Zing, Zach, Bing!

you know, and then fake that. And so then people, and then Jesus said, everyone's got to be American. Everyone's got to be peaceful. You're going to hell. If you don't. If you do anything. If you question the elites, this is we say, if you question the elites and their pedophilia ring again,

you will go to hell. If you question the billionaires and how they hide their money in offshore accounts, you will go to hell. If you go to war again, you'll go to hell. We see everything you do. I'm Jesus. Right? And you'd have to give him a modern voice.

Like, yo, I'm going to mug on you. I got mad drip. I'm going to mug on you. Okay. I know I got that cool unc energy right now. How can I be the cool unc and the bad unc all at the same time, Unk? I'm all at the same time, unc.

They could do that. Why do the aliens, which is much skis? carrier and would risk, you know, they don't know how people are going to react. And why would they risk that? Instead of just going, yo, it's Jesus. And then people would be like Christmas, they'd really fucking go to church. And everyone would start acting right. And they could do that.

So obviously this stuff is true. You got the object going through the windmills. Did you see that one? This is the first time, believe it or not, that Jesse's seeing any of this. Yeah. The whole world has seen this. Maybe except Jesse Skittoro. I don't like this one.

This one freaks me out a little bit. Let's see this one. It's just like some floating thing. I don't like that one. That one freaks me out. This was the Indo-Pacific Command of the United States submitted a report of an unidentified anomalous phenomenon.

I don't like that. Yeah. Well, you see the way it's moving is freaky. Because nothing moves like that. That's right. I don't like that one. Not a balloon. How about that one?

What's that one? Let's look at how freaking it is. Go from the beginning. It's just sitting there. It's just sitting there. I don't like it. Let's see this guy. They got a radar on this.

I don't see it though. Do you see it? Is it that red dot? No, it's the circle. See, this is my problem with this shit. It's all like in this day and age where we have the most incredible cameras. Why is everything so fucking blurry? I don't know.

Let's see this one. We got HD everywhere. What's this one? I didn't see nothing. I don't see anything. Yeah, I don't see anything. There's something there because they wouldn't have showed it to us.

This is a sci-off. Let's go to some obvious. Oh, wait, something's moving. Something's moving. There she goes, but I still don't see it. This is over the ocean. Yeah. And then it goes into the water.

Oh, it's that little dot. That little dot. I mean, they got better cameras than bodegas. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, I don't buy it. So then why? I do it.

Oh, look at that one. You see it moving back and forth? No, I don't see anything. Yeah, there it goes. It's going up down in a circle. Where? Go again. This is, you see the dot?

Oh, that? No, yeah. Yeah, that up there. Yeah, and then. It looks like a game of Pong from 1984. Yeah, okay. There's some better ones. Here's the one.

Is this the windmill? Which one is? Okay. Is this the windmill? Why does it look like this? No, we check this out. We have so. So there it is blinking.

You see it? this thing that little fucking speck yeah dude have you seen google earth like where you can punch you into a fucking is this the windmill one yeah i don't know dog that could just be a speck on a lens but it ain't though that's why they telling you that's why it's a video because they know it's not a speck on lens that's why it's there what we got i don't even see one here oh it's another dot it's another dot yeah but they with the thing is they know that it's a craft and that it's moving in a certain way. This is the one with...

Yeah, that's the one everyone's been done. Yeah. This is the freaky one. That weird fucking anchor looking star. The fuck is it. Yeah, what is that? It's got a exhaust too. Oh, is that what that is?

It's like from an engine. Yeah. That's fucking wild. Since it has an exhaust, that's like atypical. Oh, yeah, that's creepy. Yeah. The fuck is that. And look at how...

But the thing is how it's moving. Yeah. Maybe it's a balloon, though. Could be a balloon. But a balloon, that big of that. I mean, they know, like, hey, it's probably not a balloon. Okay, so what do we got here? That one's leaving chem trails.

This is over the ocean. Yeah, there's a few of them over the ocean. It's going to be another dot. Let's go to the one over the windmills. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.

What fuck is that? They seem to be over the oceans, huh? They like the ocean. Yeah. They like the ocean. Yeah, I don't know what I'm looking at here What are all these black? Those are all redacted?

Is that redacted? Radar, maybe redacted. I don't know radar shit. Yeah, a lot of it's just like specs, like little white specks. Yeah, keep on down. Zipping around. Let's see what happened over Greece. Ooh.

Stop for a gyro. Ooh, there goes one. So the radar is picking it up. Mm-hmm. That's what this is. That's radar. The fuck? That's your motherland.

Yeah, I mean, drones don't move like that. That's the problem. That's the problem. That's the problem. Can we get a nice zoom in now? Nice little punching? Whoa, look at that one. And it's stopping and then like going up.

I mean, what the fuck is that? It's turning angles. Why would they drive like that? That's the other question. I mean, dude, do they have a license? I mean, you're drunk. It looks like they're drunk. Fucking drunk aliens.

Yeah. The joyriding. And then it goes down. Look at that shit. Is this the one that goes into the ocean? No, that's the tick. The Tick-Tac one that was already released. What the fuck is this one?

There it is, right above the water. That looks one. Holy shit. That could just be somebody on a jet ski. Now it's above the ocean, so I don't know if the... It looks like a jellyfish. What the fuck? Radar is picking it up.

This is all radar. All right, that's a little freaky. Yeah, yeah. You got to go to the windmill one. All right. Let's see to a windmill. No, not that one. Not that one.

Not that one. Some more dots. Just dot. You know, you're just giving me dots, dog. Getting close. Right? Yeah. Oh, this one.

There's another dot. But look at it the way it's flying. It's just zipping around. Yeah, it's just zipping around. Now, keep going. Let's be another dot. They're all dots. But the windmill one,

one is bugged out. Oh, here's another one over the ocean. Let me see. I'll only look for aliens and windmill. Yeah, the alien windmill. And then go to the Tic Tac. You never seen the Tick-Tac? Mm-mm.

Let me see. This one? Yeah. That one. Yeah. What the hell? See it? That dot again?

Yeah. Fucking everything's a dot, though. Yeah. I mean, but what is that? I don't know. Radars. picking it up as an object. So what is it?

What is it? I don't know what that is. I mean, see how fast it's gone? It is zipping through there. Yeah, I mean, what is that? And watch, it changed the ragged. Like, it just...

I mean, these guys really have nowhere to go. They're just zipping around. They're zipping around, dog. Now go to the Tick-Tac, because you can hear the pilots. Let's see. Tick-Tac, pilot. Tick-Tick-T-T-T-U-FO. because then it will bring you to TikTok.

Is it? Unavailable. No. Videos. Go to videos. TikTok UFO? Yeah, that's it. Does it have the audio with it?

Let's see. Some guys talking about it. Guys are always commenting on it. Oh, then they show ET. I mean. Content. Everyone's doing content. Yeah, he's doing content.

Yeah, that's it right there. You can't, you can't. You can't error. Oh, watch on YouTube. Let's see. Ooh. An object that was described as 40 feet long and shaped like a tick-tech. The object flying a random pattern appearing at 80,000 feet and then dove to 20,000 feet at incredible speed.

The radar controller at the nearby USS Princeton was able to follow the alien aircraft for a few minutes before disappearing. That one's freaky. at 80,000 feet and then it dove down 20,000 feet. It was 40 feet long. That's freaky. Yeah. And the pilot, that's the one that they talked about

the Pentagon and that's the one that they released. They said, okay, this is a real video. This is what we saw. And then the pilots who were there talked about it. And it is what it is. So it is a thing. Radar picked it up. They saw it with their eyes.

We got a video of it. So what are they doing? We know, we go, okay, we can't do those maneuvers, no human known flight capability can do that. The physics couldn't do that. If you did that type of drop, the fucking human would explode. And then it goes and disappears into water. So, you know, I have to say the thing that is most surprising to me about this is that nobody cares. It's actually pretty funny. Do you think nobody cares or people, don't buy it 100% or do you think it's because they don't trust the government anymore.

It's almost like the boy that cried wolf, right? Because even with the UFOs, they're going, give me the Epstein files. And you know what? I care a lot about that. And I'd love to find out what was really going on. But we kind of do know, guys dead. It's horrible. But yeah, you want to get the other people if there are people.

But also, at this point, I've kind of switched my name. attention to maybe extraterrestrial life fucking on our planet? Isn't it fascinating that people don't give a shit? I think that's a comment on just how much entertainment there is. People just going, I got a finished watch in the land man. Can never forget the support we get from for the free dot art. We love those guys, bands in Hawaii, local artists, music, go check out the site. Also, always a shout out to my boy, Nate Linder, indigo labs agency.com marketing that actually makes you money.

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