Yannis Pappas Hour - America is a Haunted House (Jared Harvin)

Episode Date: December 30, 2021

The debut of comedian Jared Harvin. Jared Harvin made it all the way from the king of comment roulette to the studio with his witty jokes. Yanni & Jared explain why Collard Greens are the best vegetable, 90’s rap vs today what’s better, who smells better honkeys or nah means, the envious racism of Italians, what are the goat sneakers, how young comedians approach the career today and a little history of Long Island. It’s a fun one! LongDays is a weekly podcast by comedian Yannis Pappas. Get your commentary on news & trending topics with Yanni every Sat and a guest chat with interesting, brilliant and hilarious humans every Thursday. Wasdadealis Yanni stand up tour dates & tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comJoin for weekly Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysThe show goes out every Saturday night & Thursdays to youtube and podcast audio platforms but while it's being recorded the show goes LIVE on Yannis' Instagram on Wednesdays. Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis PappasInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Down as poppers. Yeah. Here we go. When you all talked up in the day before. And the news online going on and on. What's lying wrong? And there's something up. Now here comes a great kid you know you can trust.

From the truth. To the news and cameras. To the fake politics. And the propaganda. Yeah, this kid's screwed in. Got a lot to say. Aw, shit. It's about to be a long day.

It's a long day. It's a long day. What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Long Days. We got a very special episode, especially for the fans. This is the premiere, the unveiling of J Harvin 15. Yes, sir. I just learned his real name is Jared. Yep. Jared Harvin.

Yeah. He calls himself Jared because it's his real name. His dad's name is Eugene. Yep. Jared Harvin. Yeah. He calls himself Jared because it's his real name. His dad's name is Eugene. Yep. And he named you Jared, which is, you know, on the nerdy sounding scale,

Jared is a step up. Yeah, it is. It is a step up. If you continue and if you're going to keep going on the cool scale, your kid will be like Jay or what would be a cool name it'd be

just like trey trey or like like black people like to name their children after like country so or like state so i'll just probably name my kid like zurich or something like that honestly we gotta up the level of the game but like me and my dad apply for a job somewhere and it's like a finance job we're gonna get that job but if we show up we're not gonna get that job they're gonna turn us into janitors so that's the only that's the only thing uh that's wrong about my first name but yeah hey you know jared but jared's not eugene is full blown in your face yeah eugene is nerd i mean it's mr crabs it's like focused on money you might as well be jewish but like yeah how did he get the name eugene i don't i don't know because my my aunt is named

ronda which is you go classically black you know that's a classic black old school name when you hear ronda you know the yams are going to be sweet yeah like you know thanksgiving coming around there's extra cheese in that macaroni yes so my father's name is eugene and then my uncle's name is david and he's yeah and he's the youngest one you choose in your family yeah i don't know what's going on like there's like harpenstein or something like that but yeah it was like it was it was hit or miss with the names but eugene is definitely for the middle for the middle son's name yeah that's really bold and just just the goal to david as the youngest son it's like you really didn't like my father like my grandparents did not like my father if you're gonna name him eugene that

would be funny if his brother's name is like latrell and then the other brother is no but this middle one you just go just try eugene it was weird because my brother's name's my my parents named us all jays so oh this is james middle is jordan and i'm jared jared which fucks up my father because when he gets mad he doesn't know who to call right he'd be so mad he'd be like john jay join jad and be like who the fuck is in trouble right now like it's it's, it's very confusing. I don't know why you would do that to yourself, but I was named after a doctor on a show. Apparently my father.

So it's old. Is the doctor named Jared? Yeah. I like that name. Name him. Yeah. Every one of my black friends. Like I remember my friend Todd,

his brother named his daughter Jordan after Michael Jordan. Yeah. Well, you can get away with that. You can get away. Jordan is kind of, Jordan's can be unisex. Yeah.

Jordan can be like Jamie. Jamie's unisex, right? He can be girl or boy. Jordan. Sam's another good one. Sam. Yeah, Sam's a good one. But Sam's only, it's always short for Samantha.

There's two different names. There's Sam or Samantha. Sam or Samuel. Samantha and Samuel. Yeah. Sam's also a good dog name too. Sam's a good dog name. sam's a good dog yeah yeah but you know what the funniest dog names are always real like names that aren't dog names

yeah like if i meet a dog named vinnie it's a funnier dog name yeah then sam sam is you're right sam is like a traditional stereotypical good dog name sam or like spot but if you call if you're if i go to your house your dog's name is bruno we're gonna have a fucking problem all right i like like if it's like a full name of like a guy's name like christopher if your dog's name is just that it's christopher or samuel if you called your dog samuel yeah that's funny yeah yeah i mean like a lot of people they have that trend and want to name their dogs after their pets after stuff like pretty soon there's gonna be a dog named ivermectin yeah somewhere pretty pretty soon come here ivermectin come here and you will will we know which side the person who names their dog ivermectin we know where they vote yeah they vote to the right yeah right yeah right to the right your hair is your hair's kind of parted to the right it's part yeah

yeah it's parted to the right did you sleep parted to the right. Did you sleep on my pillow? I did sleep on my pillow, yeah. Because my mother-in-law probably left it at my house. She only buys American. She hung a Trump flag facing her room. Yeah, when you live in Melville, those are one of two choices, all right?

You got to hang a Trump flag or you just got to plant some hydrangeas and have your house be dark. You can't even, they got to know that you vote with Trump or your house has to look haunted

in order for you to strive in Melville. That's the only thing that you got to do. So you're familiar with Melville? Yeah, I'm familiar. I'll go there every time my iPhone cracks. I'll go up to Walt Whitman Mall and they make me stand in the line for two hours. So Jay Harvin, Jared Harvin.

Yes, sir. Is from Long Island. Yep. The great Long Island. What part of Long Island? Amityville. Amityville. Yeah.

Okay, is that where the Amityville horror happened? Yeah. So like. That's the most famous thing that happened. okay is that where the amityville horror happened yeah so like that's the film's famous thing that happened yeah that's the most famous thing i mean we have other things like eminem made the song about us like mike james came out of uh he was famous basketball player he came out of amityville de la soul went to uh amityville high school yeah um and a couple and a couple other basketball players came out of there but like that's more on the the white side of town like the rich side of town and everyone

asked me oh have you gone to the amityville horror house i'm like listen is it a rich part of town and it's haunted and i'm black either way i'm probably gonna die okay it's either the ghosts are not gonna like me or someone's gonna call the police on me so i don't really have much of a choice but yeah that's uh it's in like a well-established neighborhood and uh now like people live in there yeah of course they're white like white people you can just change the tiles on the walls be like okay this is not haunted anymore if you put a nice kitchen backsplash right in a fucking house people like yeah they're murdered in that happened here like 70 years ago when you're black in america america's like a haunted house yeah right yeah it's kind of like oh don't go in that room that's spooky where you mean that room that means

arkansas yep you're like don't go to mississippi't go to Arkansas Alabama certain parts of the room are okay yep just don't look in the closet yep exactly there's some there's some parts of this country that you you can't go into but it's like you got to watch around that corner because if you don't because if you don't know a skeleton can pop out around the corner and he could shoot you when even when you're on arms yeah that's that's the house now they kind of like made they put a fence there they have a big sign there that says like uh private property no trespassing but like they they renovated it even from that picture so it looks nice you know now what happened in the amity though like so i i believe i forgot his name uh the the fail i believe that he he murdered his whole family i

believe and he when they locked him up and they brought up up on charges he said that uh spirits have induced him to do that so and i believe after the after he moved out after they cleaned cleaned out all his family uh the new family moved in and they experienced uh apparitions i believe another family moved in after that and they had like weird things so like you could see the movie with ryan reynolds in it when he's going when he has a full beard in it i believe that's one of the families that they demonstrate but yeah and i know why it could definitely affect those long island families that moved in afterwards because long island families don't like to leave the house no so they just got too much ghost yeah like if i was living there or somebody else living there from the city we always we always leave the house so you're not going to get infected it's

like a viral load yeah like covet if you're if you pass somebody quick you only get a little cold no but if you're exposed to them for a long time you get a lot of cold so if you're a long island hearted person you're going to get exposed to a lot of ghosts yeah because you're going to stay in the house long island people go on vacation in their house yeah so when they in the summer comes they just go outside yeah and they have like a their pool their backyard they don't long island people don't like to leave long they don't like a long island vacation is going to hampton and having some strawberry sherbet and then driving on sunrise highway back like that that that's exactly what a vacation is like these people they'll go out or like for a real big long island vacation

is going to seaside heights Heights in Jersey and visiting Drew. That's exactly what like a vacation is for them. But yeah, it's very. Or the Nautical Mile, right? Nautical Mile, yes. But you got a lot of Dominicans over there. There's a lot of Dominicans. The Nautical Mile has changed.

That's how they learn Spanish. People in Long Island, that's how they learn Spanish. You go down there, you hear some boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It's like, oh my God, are we in Mexico right now? The Nautical Mile, you hear a lot of like old school long island families going you know it's ms13 is in they're on the nautical mile two things nautical mile you hear a lot of upscale long island families and you hear somebody's muffler because because no there's something about hispanic kids they love loud cars they do they love loud they

do like loud cars. There's certain things that are just ingrained culturally. Mufflers are something that as soon as Hispanics heard that muffler, they just, and they like the car to move. Yeah. But that's more of a West Coast thing. It is a West Coast thing. But like you see weird, like I see kids with like pink cars that are low to the ground,

like pink cars that are all suited out and their rims are like light blue. And it's like, that's the most ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life and i think it's like we are long island is the little brother of the city so whatever we do we think it's special to us yeah when really it just seems dumb right like like the bronx has hip-hop like yeah hip-hop is cool and then you go out to us and we're doing covers of like ll cool j songs right in a beanery somewhere it's like dude like you can't live up to it we're always trying to compete but our level of competition is never is never lined up i think that's because long island gets things late it's sort of like you know yeah you don't get those ballots late though they get those bright and early

they get those bright and early peter king you're out of here you know you used to go like especially before the internet you would go to like another country and they'd be listening to like Fine Young Countables. Yeah. She drives me crazy. Yeah. And it would be like 2003.

Yeah. And they'd be like, would love this new song. They just get it late. I think Long Island, since it's its own country, they're maybe just getting that little cool jazz.

Yeah. They maybe just might've hit Long Island. Yeah, the other day I was at work, I was bumping Michael Jackson. Someone goes, hey, that kind of sounds like the Jackson 5. I was like, sir, this is Remember the Time by Michael Jackson. When did this come out?

The 90s? Oh, I didn't know that. Have a nice day. I was like, you goddamn loser. You don't know Michael Jackson in the 90s? You know what it is? I think the mentality of long island has something to do with how bad the traffic is traffic in long island yeah there's only like two ways in and two ways out right it's bad if you have the southern state you know you southern state and then you can do the cross island

parkway to lie which is like you know is the the god frame going in and out of the city or you can go southern state turning the sunrise and go to the belt which which which i took to get here you went around that way yeah so you can either come around that way hit the bqe you can come around take yeah yeah so you can only hit it from two angles two angles so it's like having sex with your 50. yeah wish you're getting pretty close to the guy you only hear from two angles and you know so it's like there's this thing mentally right like the Like the first time I did Governors in Long Island. Yeah. I left from here when I was living here in Bear Ridge. It took me, I wasn't like, it was like my first time like planning to go to Long Island on like a Thursday or Friday.

So I left, I think it was Friday shows. So I left. It took me three hours to get from here to Governors, which is literally like 20 something miles. Yeah. Three hours. So I basically could have flown to Miami in the time it took me to get to this to Governors, which is literally like 20-something miles. Three hours. So I basically could have flown to Miami in the time it took me to get to this club in Long Island. And when did you leave?

I left at 5. I got there at 8, right at the show. Oh, yeah, that's traffic. And also coming out, when you go to the city, sometimes it takes a couple hours. So I think Long Island just has that mentality, like we're another country, because when they travel, it's almost like the same amount of time it takes it takes you to go to Atlanta yeah I feel like if we were exposed to more infrastructure like if there were more bridges on Long Island people would kind of like broaden their horizons like they would actually want to be able to travel but because it's just one big

landmass yeah we just like to stay here and nobody else wants to build any bridges like New York doesn't want to build more no Connecticut doesn't want to build that bridge they were going to plan from Long Island to Connecticut because people just want to keep long island people in long island yeah yeah i don't want long connecticut people they were planning on building a bridge from uh like bridgeport they had the ferry to go to the bridge forward to the north shore and then they were going to build a highway they were actually gonna build a highway they actually started building i don't know if you know that no there's a route that just stops because they started building and i think connect Connecticut, the Connecticut Wasps were like, keep these fucking meatheads with their shaved eyebrows out of here.

They were going to call the Andrew Cuomo Highway, but then he did what he did. He was like, oh, yeah, we can't do this. Yeah, the Cuomos, their father has a highway. The father has the Mario Cuomo Bridge. You got the Mario Cuomo. Yeah. Mario probably was a little touchy-feely. Oh, yeah.

You can't blame them. They're Italian. Yeah. Yeah. I was, Mario probably was a little touchy-feely. Oh, yeah. You can't blame him. They're Italian. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he was, that's the worst excuse ever, though. But it is the funniest excuse ever. But, like, it just makes it easier for perverts now, because they can just act Italian. Yeah.

That would be like if I got, if I just got caught cheating my wife with a guy, and I was like, yeah, I'm Greek. You know, it's just kind of what we do. You know, once in a while, I just, my dick falls into an ass. What can I, i'm a greek yeah but it's part of my culture you're blaming on racism like my friend talent harris he has a good joke about that he's like you can't just blame your talent harris who is talent harris son of the community talent yeah so talent junior it's not talent junior because talent senior who

you've seen on def jam and they're very clearly claimed in boston comedy club his real name is james but he named his son talent harris that's his real name but he's not a junior because his first name is james so it's just a big mind fuck of a name right talent harris is my guy he has jokes like you can't blame your actions on race that's like if you got caught he's like that's like if i got caught stealing out of the janitor's closet at my job it's like man i didn't steal i'm just nigerian and it's like you you can't you can't do that because you just open up a wormhole of excuses. But like, yeah, that is the wild, wild thing that just say, yeah, I'm just Italian.

I'm just Italian. I speak with my hands. I'm affectionate. You know, and honestly, you probably could have got away with all the sexual assault, the verbal sexual assault, if the guy spoke quicker. Right. Because if you got a sexual assault, you just got to get in there and get out. You just got to walk up to him.

Hey bitch, nice titties. And then we'll walk out. But the promo was like, I would just like to say that the angle of your cleavage is making my pursuit hard. It's like, yo,

we already have you on IG live by that time, dude. Like you had to get in and get out. That's a good point. See if he would have done it quick, talk quick wouldn't even know what happened it's like happened and then it's over but like when you yeah he just like she really had time to take it all in yeah i'm gonna touch your titties now yeah yeah you gotta speed that shit up son you gotta speed it up now growing up on long island yep okay you grew up in Amityville.

Is it mostly white? I grew up in Amityville, but the thing about me, I went to school in Farmingdale, which that is predominantly white, which is a weird thing because- So how many Sweet Sixteens did you go to? I only went to one, but- No, I went to two, but both of them were in the basement because both of them were owned by black girls. So black girls have Sweet Sixteens in Long Island too?

Yeah, they do. They do. Because Sweet Sixteens in Long Island is? Yeah, they do. They do. Because Sweet Sixteens in Long Island is a big thing. Yeah, it is. I've said before, if you're a father in Long Island, you are praying for a boy because you do not want to pay for a Sweet Sixteen marriage and a nose job. Yeah, yeah. They were both black.

They were both Nigerian. So the fathers were standing on the dance floor just to make sure no one touched. But that's literally what it was like it was even before covid they were like six feet six feet six feet right um but i went to farmingdale which is predominantly white school yeah so the fraction of like because uh there was like black people from amityville a little bit and like east farmingdale and that's where majority black people came from so the black it was weird because the popular kids in high school were white yeah they kind of just took off of black culture.

So they had a true religion, you know. So that's still the same. Yeah, that's still the same. They had true religion, jeans, Jordans, saying the N-word freely whenever they wanted to. And black people saw that. They were like, okay, I got to up my blackness. So among the black people in the Minicans and like Puerto Ricans, there were a lot of fights. It was like, I need to be ghetto to out black them.

Which is a weird dynamic to see because I go to my black friends and it's like you know I I know you don't say yo I'll fuck you up on a daily basis yo you play Yu-Gi-Oh in your free time like I know I know who the fuck you are you don't have to be like this black but like I noticed that it's a weird dynamic but um yeah I went to a predominantly white school to escape white kids imitating you, black kids have to continue to get more black. Yeah, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta. The reason for it,

so when you meet like the blackest black kid you know, whatever that means to you, he's just trying to, he's just trying to keep blackness. Yeah, he's just trying to keep blackness. Because white people just keep encroaching more and more. You gotta call the bluff on the blackness and you gotta double down on it.

You gotta double down because the white kids just keep taking. Yeah, they just keep taking. Like Israel in in the west bank they just keep taking a little bit more exactly yeah these people they they so that's the same because me and jesse were kids that was that was the trend too it was like we all we all thought we were black we wanted to be black black people have the like coolest culture yeah best music yeah best style like i always i always say to my friends like especially being in comedy i never i never feel like out of place or i never get um insecure about myself because i know i have what everybody wants like i right i know i have the secret like when

when people were talking about black lives matter and people were like oh we need to put black people on the forefront and you know we need to have them and demonstrate them their lives more i'm like yo what are you talking about i am the show yeah i'm the one that tells that tells the story i'm the one that like puts everything on the forefront i don't think you don't you don't have to lift me up right it comes from me right so like when even when i get insecure about the game the comedy game i'm like no i'm a bi yeah i got everything that they want it's true i mean all the way to japan i mean it's the most popular culture worldwide. You know, it's funny, too. We were growing up, me and Jesse were growing up like Italian kids. Those kids, I don't know where they are now.

Synonymous. They were synonymous with black people. Yeah, it was funny because they'd be like, get out of my neighborhood. You can't date. And then you'd look at them and they would have like flat tops with like designs in their head and like a starter jacket. And I was even watching this documentary last night about this. It's a great documentary on Netflix about the trashers in Danbury. Have you heard about that?

It's incredible. So this mobster, Italian mobster, who ran the trash in Connecticut, his son was like this kid. The father was so powerful and rich rich he just bought him a hockey team yeah and a minor league hockey team oh yeah yeah yeah i saw i saw this and the kid was like italian and italian but he had like a fade and he had like a like a monkey curl on his head monkey curl uh you know that that part yeah curls like that yeah and like you know he was like you know his jeans were baggy this was like the late 90s. So Italians, it was funny because Italians, when we were growing up in Brooklyn, were always the most racist.

But they always were the ones that acted the most black. Yeah, bro. The Italians are the ones that like they push us away. But like you embrace our culture at the end of the day. But then you also got to admit, black people love Italians too. Scarface. I mean, how many black kids you know who don't have a poster of Scarface on their wall? Scarface.

I mean, one of my favorite movies is The Bronx Tale. I mean, it demonstrates that. But like that type of culture is something to be admired by because I think at the end of the day, it represents toughness. You know, that toughness that you got to put up to the world. Black people have to do it. Italians is kind of a choice. Like you don't got to be in the mafia.

You don't have to lock the door and say you can't leave. Because like I have to do that but like italians like love the culture i was in the city and i was i was here to saw i heard someone rapping they were like nigga this nigga that i turned around it was paul versi i'm kidding i'm kidding but but no like there is an admiration between the two but like it's it's kind of it's kind of a hypocritical it's kind of hypocritical when it comes from the Italians because there's so much hate that comes from the Italians towards the blacks. Right, because they love so many things about the culture so much. Yeah. Now, how much do you know about De La Soul?

De La Soul, I know a couple. Because that's shocking to hear from a 23-year-old. No, bro. That whole movement of hip-hop was dope. It came and went. It came and went, but like i my whole movement hip-hop was dope my parents came and went it came and went but like i'm a bit i'm a big movie buff and i think with with movies i love how like music is involved with movies and how music can set a scene so like any movie that i watch i really attach myself to the music and especially like my parents did a good job because my parents in

their 60s so like they were bumping uh cool in the gang you know charlie wilson the gap man you know old Motown stuff. So I didn't really open up my world to that. But like my favorite MC is Phife Dawg. Wow. Yeah. I love Phife Dawg, you know. Great documentary, by the way.

Michael Rappaport made that documentary. It's on Netflix too. Exactly. A lot of people don't even. Another demonstration of a white kid loving black people. Yeah. I will freely admit it. Yeah.

You know, the thing is, like, it's crazy. You start realizing how old you get because there's a lot of people, like, my wife is, how old is she now? Is it time for me to upgrade? Wow. Because I still have 30-year-old party favors. So I think I've gone through two or three girlfriends on their 30th birthday. I'm kidding.

I joke, sweetie. I love it. She's turning 32. She had no idea. She didn't even know who Tribe Called Quest was. Oh, God. There's a lot of kids that don't even know who Tribe Called Quest is. Mrs. Poppins, come on.

Yeah, she didn't even know. She didn't even know who they were. Just drive eight minutes south on 110. You'll find out who Tribe Called Quest is, okay? Please. So you're a fan of De La Soul De La Soul that's 80 late that's early 90s late 80s yeah yeah De La Soul man like I'm a big fan of like just the old hip-hop and I love seeing the evolution of music you know seeing how music started off and also

like a big part of it is like how artists now show love to other artists like because like a lot of artists that I listen to like Amine they'll have like charlie wilson on a song it's like okay charlie wilson where do you oh gat band and like so i love to see evolutions like that but yeah i'm curious about this as someone who's 23 right so it's like drake now lil nas all these other artists what do you think rap has gone backwards lyric like where do you think the r-form is because when we were coming up it was really about like lyrics like it was like oh this kid's nice you know we go like uh cool giraffe big l um naz the list goes on and it was like these guys the lyrics and there was it was like there was dancers and there was a lot of skill yeah there was there was like djs djs are gone there's

no like cutting anymore yeah there's no back every hip-hop artist had backup dancers yep so they would all they would be like two guys behind doing like in sync shit like not in sync shit but they were in sync doing like moves there was moves break dancing went into like hip-hop moves hip-hop dancing that's all gone yeah djs are gone yeah dancing's gone um the need to be like an incredible lyricist is gone so now it's just like about what bumps in the club which isn't bad am i wrong you're not wrong but you gotta understand i want to hear from your perspective you know hip-hop started in the 70s in bronx so like when you first heard that it was infectious like yo what the fuck is

this so you're gonna do everything that you can you're gonna you're gonna break dance you're gonna spin on your head you're gonna do a back flip and shit like that but, what the fuck is this? So you're going to do everything that you can. You're going to break dance. You're going to spin on your head. You're going to do a back flip and shit like that. But now hip hop is 50 years old and you can't do it. It's like an old person. You're Asian. It's like, yeah, I can't do that shit no more. You know, just wow me with your beats and I'll be all right. Yeah.

Well, you know, I think with a lot of, you know, you're 46, right? Yeah. Yeah. So a lot of that, it's easy to dismiss it as, oh, you know, they don't care about like the lyrics no more. So have we just become, we've become like the grumpy old people? It's not the shame anymore. Yeah, exactly like that.

They don't break that. You just got to know where to listen to. It's so weird when you find out you're fucking old. You're not. You're a good looking guy for your age. I'm not going to lie to you. I look younger though. Yeah, every time you shave your beard, I think you're 28.

But then it grows back and you look 64. So, like, it's hard to put a gauge on it it but you just got to know where to listen dog like a lot of my amine is really good you know i don't even know who amine is he's from he's from portland he's a pretty good artist cole is good if you start from cole see that's the thing dude he's from portland but when did rap get to portland no but you gotta but like they're connecting on the left like we just like like, we just let West Coast in and that was it and then next thing you know, they're South

and then some guy's like, hey, I'm from Kalamazoo. I'm like, I'm not listening to you. And then there's a fucking white guy. What's his name again? Then there's Jack Harlow.

He doesn't even have a rap name. But Jack Harlow, see, now you sound like an old man. He doesn't even have a rap name. What's next? They're not gonna put mustard on the knishes?

Like, if you don't have mustard on your knish, I mean, who is a knish fucking plane? My fault. And I know you're knish. I know you're very well versed in the Jewish culture. Yes, yes, I am. I'll go to Katz's right now. Give me a Ruben.

Don't play with me. Yeah, bagels, knishes, you know it. I think it's just like with that, hip hop is that culture that you don't understand what they're talking about like and they're grasping their own emotions and they're making something out of it so you know amine is an artist that he kind of talks about his own depression and insecurity but that's something that as like being a young dude me and drew we can relate to you know being young in the world but like you have those artists that have influences from nas like kendrick is still really good i love kendrick yeah now now what good thing for old people to do, I'm not calling you old, but a good thing for

old people to do, look at the new artists that you like and then look at the people that they have on their label. So for me, J. Cole. J. Cole has Boss under him, who's from Queens. He has J.I.D., who's from Atlanta, really good. He has a group called Earthgang on his label. They're really good. Kendrick, you can do the same thing with J-Rock and Schoolboy Q.

Just look at their labels, and you'll find who you like. Do you know any of these names? No. Do you remember how many names we used to know? Yeah, it's like an encyclopedia. Yeah. I mean, we used to know. It was a lot.

Everyone. We used to know. We knew like, remember Far, what was it, Souls of Mischief? Where were they? Far Side. Far Side. Yeah. But Souls of Mischief came.

Were they from Seattle or somewhere? Oakland. Then Oakland started getting involved. Yeah, rap has changed so much. And now guys are rapping about their insecurities. Yeah, but, bro, it resonates with you. Whatever you're going through, you know. Who's the best of all time to you?

Best of all time to me? I don't really have a best of all time I mean You can look at longevity You can look at like Nas Like Nas is really just like Wow Jesse loves Nas

Yeah Nas is really good Now people They'll pit him against Jay-Z Because he doesn't have the success But like Nas is like Still really good Like Ether He smacked Jay-Z in the face with that

You know like He did So it's like Jay-Z definitely won Jay-Z won the career Yeah Jay-Z won the face with that you know like he did so it's like jay-z definitely won jay-z won the career yeah battle jay-z was definitely won the hennessey commercial yeah yeah he definitely won that i mean he got sponsors i mean yeah he may not be able to get the vip of the club but best believe his drink that he sponsors will be in that vip um but yeah man

but like i i understand it from your perspective because now hip-hop now just deals with whatever the problems that the young people are going through yeah and if you see little nas x walking on the met gala looking like a sexy 3p 3po it's like okay what's going on here guy like he's pregnant trying to promote an album it's like all right i understand that because that's kind of too much for me to understand because it's like yo dog like i'll listen to your music but do I have to watch you get a C-section? Is that really necessary, dog? But that's not just him, but that's everybody.

That's people putting a young black man who's a part of the LGBTQI community, they're putting him on the forefront so they can get more exposure and things like that, which I understand. That stuff is great. You need representation. I also think it's just the times now where people are

increasingly trying to be more outrageous. Yeah. Because when you look at the Met Gala outfits this year, it almost looked like the Hunger Games.

Yeah. Or like, remember that movie where Chris Tucker was, come on, man. He was out. The Fifth Element. Fifth Element.

Come on, man. Come on, man. Come on. Everyone had those crazy outfits. It's almost like that's what outfits look like now that's what because that's what they go for the man yeah like what's the style now like i see new balance so that's like full circle because new balance were cool when i was a kid yeah like where is there to go now besides like fucking wearing a paper bag or a dress people always try to be innovators or if they can't.

Even your haircut. It seems like we've run out of shit. Because your haircut, speaking of De La Soul, dude in De La Soul had that haircut. There's no new haircut. Because think about it like this. When we were kids, the flat top was originated. It was like a totally new thing.

Even hip hop was a music that was a totally new thing. Skateboarding was a totally new thing. Even hip-hop was a music that was a totally new thing. Skateboarding was a totally new thing. It was a white thing. It was a white thing, but then black kids started doing it. Yeah. Remember, Tor? Shout out Terry Kennedy. He got arrested.

And there was like new things being invented. When's the last time a new thing was invented? I think innovation is the line where it's like it's crazed. People don't understand it. I mean, you got black kids now that are getting gold links and gold change in their hair now. Like, they're getting implanted. Like, little Uzi Vert got a diamond in his head. It's like, I'm trying to be different.

But then when the first pioneer does that, it's like, okay, you set the standard for it. Now I can elevate. So, like, people are going to go around. Yeah, people are going to go around having Drew's chains in his head. Like, I mean, they're going to have Jesus crosses coming out their head. So, like, it's innovation. That's what in his head. I mean, they're going to have Jesus crosses coming out their head. So it's innovations. That's what it'll be. Maybe my daughter will end up just having a diamond on her face.

Yeah. That's maybe where it goes. These are the things. And if you want to see innovation, you can just go to Bushwick, Brooklyn, and you'll see it. I was at a show last night. Yeah, they're doing it. But it's very retro. But our girl had a tiara on her head.

She had the diamonds imprinted on her head. Really? Yeah. And it looked wild. I was like, it was like, she was like, yeah,

I bought it off of Etsy. I was like, what the fuck? Ew. They weren't even real diamonds. No. Yeah. Cause MGK was like wearing pearls on his face.

Yeah. Because it's like, there's nothing else to do. Yeah. We're in the age now where it's like, those people are crazy. Do you think we'll ever get to the point where the style is just like people just put on um a full hajib like a body hajib like you if you go to like the vmas in like 2040 they'll just that'll be a style i don't

know i mean the people in kabul might have something to say about that but i mean if they keep on working out in that uh u.s embassy gym they might have something to say about it i mean they're gonna come over here with guns and they're going to be not on their hips, but it's going to be on their arms. Or maybe it's like people just stop wearing clothes. Maybe just people show up naked. That could be another thing. I mean, or maybe we just change sexes. That's the last thing.

Maybe that's why that's happening so much now is because it's the only thing left to do is like live your first half as a boy and then you become a girl as fashion. Yeah, you switch it up. You wear it as fashion. Yeah, you go at halftime, you go to the locker room, you changeime you go to the locker room you change outfits that's what you got to do that's what you got to do but like a lot of people they either innovate or they get or they get lazy like you i can't tell you the amount of girls that i've seen in the city currently right now that look like lizzie mcguire right they literally dress like i mean you might you know lizzie mcguire right yeah kind of but legally i'm not supposed to know. Of course. You're asking a minority to have you know.

I'm talking to Giannis Papas, not Chris D'Elia, my bad. Yeah, I was like, I was watching it last night. Now, you can't say that. Yeah, no, but like. I'm familiar. Yeah, it was a Disney Channel show in the early 2000s with Hilary Duff, and she had a certain way that she dressed. Is she the one that's gone crazy?

No, that's. That's Britney Spears. Britney Spears crazy, but also, no, Amanda Bynes. I mean, yeah. I like to do Amanda Bynes check-in once in a while. Someone's got to check in on Dan Schneider, because that guy, I mean, but also Amanda Bynes. I mean, yeah. I like to do Amanda Bynes checking. Someone's got to check it on Dan Schneider because that guy, I mean, he had the producer for all the Nickelodeon shows. That guy had Amanda Bynes go crazy.

The next thing you know, Drake Bell is touching kids in Mexico. Someone needs to crack down on Dan Schneider. Who's Drew Bell? Drake Bell? Yeah, who's that? So he originally started off doing the Amanda Bynes show with Amanda Bynes and Josh Peck. And then after that show, Josh Peck and Drake Bell got their own show called Drake and Josh, which is pretty popular in Nickelodeon. But Dan Schneider, it's called Schneider's Bakery.

He's the guy that produces all those shows. And that's strike two. So one more. If Josh Peck goes to Israel and starts murking women, we're going to have a problem, Dan Schneider. So we're going to have to look into him. By the way, Josh Peck watches this podcast and starts murking women, we're going to have a problem, Dan Schneider. Okay? So we're going to have to look into him. By the way, Josh Peck watches this podcast. So how you doing, Josh Peck? Yo, shout out Josh Peck.

We had the same birthday, November 10th. Salute to you, my dog. So, wow. Yeah. So yeah, people who are under him have really fallen apart. Josh Peck is the last one. We're going to find something out about Josh Peck. Yeah.

I mean, you got to step away from the industry as much as you can. All right? Just go somewhere in Austin and sell sell ivermectin i don't know i don't know what to tell you but rogan's probably gonna be there he's gonna buy it up yeah but um yeah there are there are a lot it was like a late show lisa mcguire in 2004 and like there are so many girls that i see in the city now that dress like that because like it's what they know it's their childhood but they revert you either go forward and you innovate and get called crazy or you just fall back into what you're comfortable and what you know you know so like those are two things right right right right right i just yeah i guess what we were talking about before is the

new things like putting diamonds in your face or doing uh dressing like they were dressing at the mac gala because a lot of other stuff has been done but then also fashion could be cyclical because the the women now like the style is back to the 90s with the baggy clothes. And then that was popular in like the 70s for a little bit. And then like, yeah, it's interesting how it's cyclical, but new things will be invented.

It's just weird that nothing new, there hasn't been like a new music that's been invented, a new, I guess comedy's new. I guess this whole internet thing is new, podcasts are new. We're kind of in it now. Like lot of people say that kanye kind of created a new gospel rap with like don the album that came out i like yeah i don't like listening to him yeah i can't

understand what he's saying and a lot of people give me shit for that because they tell me he's this fucking visionary i believe he's an incredible musician yeah i love his music but his fucking shoes look like people tires. No, yeah, I only like one of the shoes. You tell me you wear those. They look like they're Crocs. I only like the shoes that Drew has on. I like those, but besides that, yeah.

They look like the shoes that the people in the desert in Star Wars would wear. Dude, they look like shoes that If ducks could choose to wear shoes They'd wear those shoes Yeah Let me see those If you put those shoes If you put those shoes on You're gonna be chasing a young

Anakin Skywalker That's what's gonna happen Do you really like those shoes? No I like the bokehness of them I like those Yeah They look like moon shoes Yeah I don't

Those look For me those look like Like an 85 year old Guy in a retirement home Should be wearing those And they should be on A wheelchair No those are nice But yours are nice too They ain't nothing wrong with rod laver yeah classic

there's nothing wrong i mean you look like you have stab roast like your shoes right now that guy with yeah that's that's rod laver yeah but it does look like stavros right yeah but there's no rod lavers now are these in style these have always been those no those yeah but it's at the end of the day it's all about how you coordinate if your color's on you know just like john with a spoon you got to coordinate If you come out the house with basketball, if you go around looking like Adam Sandler,

then yeah, we're gonna have a problem. But if you can coordinate like you do right now, you're good. So you can wear any type of shoe. It doesn't really matter. Now, okay.

You grew up in Long Island. Let me ask you this question. Yeah. How black is your family? We got a Eugene name. I wanna know about your family gatherings. How many family name i want to know about your family gatherings how many family reunions have you been to in the south yeah or at and or at those reunions

is the food in tin pans on a line okay so we don't go to the south when we go to the second blackest place on earth we go to the bronx all right and uh and uh see the thing about the thing about it is my father married a puerto rican woman and and my uncle david he married a puerto rican woman and my aunt married a black man and he unfortunately unfortunately passed away of cancer but she reburied to a white dude who's 72 named stan so now you got a little bit of everything in your family yeah i got you got a little bit of all bit of New York in your family. Yeah, I forget his name. I don't even know his name. He's 75.

He fell asleep on Thanksgiving dinner. I swear to... He's Jewish, Stan? I'm not sure of his name, but he's white and he's really old. He's white, yeah. Yeah. He had to take a nap during...

White and very old is basically Jewish. Yeah. Yeah. But it's pretty black. Like, you know, we have Frankie Beverly playing at the family reunion, but sometimes, uh, Tony Rosario will get played as well. Okay.

Yeah. All right. Yeah. Cause you know, like we've got the rice and beans, we've got the mac and cheese. Oh, you got a little mix, but mac and cheese is, that's a staple. Yeah. At a, at a black party. That's a staple.

Yeah. But there's gotta be a mac and cheese. But then also we, we take like some white foods and we, and we make it better. Like my mom makes a great cabbage. She'll put some kielbasa in it and some kielbasa and chorizo and then my mom makes a really good potato salad too potato salad sauce that's a black party too yeah potato salad but a chorizo and cabbage chorizo and cabbage son that's like fucking german i can bring some to you if you want yeah yeah around thanksgiving yeah you know yeah you know i think um black people don't get enough.

I don't know if it's black people who did this, but collie greens made that way, that's my favorite vegetable. I would eat more greens if it was collie greens every day. Collie greens are really good. They do it with like, they put the pig in there, and then it's like, is it vinegar in there or something that gives it that? Yeah, it's vinegar. You got to put the right, vinegar in collie greens

is just like garlic with the Italians, all right? You something that gives it that. Yeah, it's vinegar. You got to put the right. Vinegar in collard greens is just like garlic with the Italians. All right? You got to slice it thin. You got to slice it real thin. But yeah, it's really like a staple. Collard greens is an underrated vegetable. Collard greens, and to me, I know a lot of people don't like it, but stewed okra. That's like a real South thing.

I love stewed okra. I love the texture of it. I love the taste. It's really, really good. I've had it, but for me, collard greens is number one collie green's number one underrated people like collie greens you can only get them at barbecue restaurants or like a a black family's party they have a great texture that's great there's no like fancy collie greens yeah like why can't you go to like a five-star restaurant yeah you can only get to the barbecue a family reunion

or andrew schultz's house those are the only three places you get it yeah but like seriously like you go to like a fancy restaurant it's always like spinach or asparagus white guys love asparagus yeah they love asparagus i love asparagus you love your pee to be radioactive like that is one thing that white guys love i mean you smell like dogs and your pee smells like they're pissed too like i mean come on we do smell like dogs now because I've gotten that smell. I've walked into a wet bar. I mean, not a wet bar. I've walked into a hipster bar.

A wet bar. A wet bar where they serve alcohol. I've walked into a hipster bar. Maybe it's the facial hair. We do smell like wet dogs. Yeah, there's something about your pores. You guys smell like lotion. Yeah.

Yeah. but we do smell like wet dogs yeah there's like there's something about your lotion yeah yeah yeah i want a better you got more you have a more it's a more uh aromatic smell yeah right before i came in there i rubbed shea butter and jojoba oil on my neck like you best believe i wasn't gonna come in here smelling like ass come on yeah yeah why maybe it's because we don't use lotion you can't when we should you use lotion just because you can't see the ashiness doesn't mean it's not there. It's not there. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

White people don't. I don't. I use just a bar of soap. I don't use moisturizer. I don't use facial cleaner. I use bar ivory soap and it's the same soap I put in my ass

that I put on my face. No, dude. That's not good. You're doing the bare minimum. I need you to bump that up. I need you to bump that up. Do you wash cloth? I do wash cloth.

Yes. I did not realize it's very funny. I did not realize that that up I need you to bump that up Do you do washcloth? I do washcloth Yes I did not realize It's very funny I did not realize That there was a black thing Until I one Went to my white friend's house

But also two Until I watched The episode of History of Hyenas As you were like Oh yeah you know Black people use washcloth So I'm like

Why would you just put The raw bar of soap On your skin And expect that to be clean Like that doesn't make sense I remember you said Like you used the washcloth You wiped your ass with it because you didn't know what to do but like but but like bro like you gotta get the dirt off i'm not gonna put a raw bar of soap son it's

like that's like giving your that's like saying that you love your wife before uh she goes into surgery and you just kiss her on the forehead like if you don't get your fucking lips over here really tell me that you love me bro like it's like it's such a it's such a weird thing like i'm gonna i'm gonna agree with you listen i think you're right i think why obviously having a washcloth that you can wash in the washing machine and then use again yes and put the soap not on the bar that's the cleaner way to do it i've always wondered why i got a rash all over my body i think part of the reason is because i'm using the same soap bar from my ass on my face. Yeah, you got to separate that. I was not aware there was another way until I went to one of my black friends' house,

probably Jaha Johnson, going back fourth, fifth grade. He used the washcloth. I didn't even know how to use the washcloth. I slept at his house, and he gave me the washcloth, and I didn't know what to do with it. I dried off with it. I didn't take it in the shower. I'm sorry to the Johnson family, but I used that bar of soap on my ass. I didn't put it on the washcloth.

Only later did I realize that you had to take the soap, rub the soap from the bar on the washcloth and use the washcloth. You got to get it. I dried myself. I was like, oh, black people must use small towels. And I just went like that, patted myself down. I didn't know probably it probably looked like someone's first night in jail showering like they were so uncomfortable but like i mean but you

watch it's a true thing like you washing your face washcloths they don't i don't know why people use washcloths white people and it's a loofah too they use loofahs yeah yeah it's like i don't want to feel like a sea urchins on my neck like get that out of here, dude. That's plastic, too. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, using the same washcloth that you use on your face and that you use on your ass might work for you because you look young. So maybe the secret to success in youth is like dingleberries for you. I don't know what it is. They say black don't crack, but Greek don't leak, baby. So yeah, it's educational to know that.

I think the washcloth is probably the number one way to bathe. Yeah. So, now, you've been doing. Hold on a second. It's my brother. Let me just. It's the oldest one? The middle oldest one.

The middle? Okay. So, you started doing comedy in college. You've been doing it six years now. Yes, sir. How does that change? You're starting now. So, everything's internet. You've been doing it six years now yes sir you how does that change you're starting now so everything's internet

you've been doing it six years so that's basically you started in 2015 no you can't sorry who cares this is a budget production we um do you focus on the internet now what does the live performance even mean to you no the live performance it's like so like i started making videos on vine in high school, like my senior year. And I love that. So you started on Vine? Yeah, I started on Vine.

That's a new thing. Just like Andrew, like King Bach and like Logan Paul. Who's massive now. Really massive. King Bach is massive. Yeah. And they use that to their advantage. And like Logan Paul and Jake Paul, you know, things like that.

I started on that and like i found my love for like doing sketches and then when i got to school like a declared theater i got into plays and then i started doing stand-up i was like wow i like really love this and to find that mesh up now like right now i'm using it both i'm using like the online and the live performance because i don't want to get a following and then have them come out and then be disappointed. The live aspect is as important. But you're thinking of like, I want to build the audience

and then when they see me live, I'll have the skills to back it up. It's all about presence, dog. You're either going to see me on a stage or you're going to see me on your phone, but either way, you're going to see me. So if I can, and that can improve because you see all these companies,

like Shane Gillis, great special great special by the way, bro. I DM'd you, you didn't respond, but it's okay. But it's a really funny, it's a really great special. But when you see him perform, you're like, yo, every one of his bits could be a sketch. So once you realize the interchangeable, how interchangeable that can be, it makes it so much easier. So like I'm online, bro. I make the sketches, you know, I have like PSAs that I do, but also I take the stage as important. And once I do one, like I'm further bro i make the sketches you know i have like psas that i do but also

i take the stage as important and once i do one like i'm furthering myself in the other right so it goes hand in hand you know right right because uh yeah i mean like i don't know if they'll i don't know if there will be big stand-ups anymore i don't know if they'll be like so like you know somebody sees a special of yours and then that's how they know you yeah it's like they'll watch your special if they know you from yeah your clips your podcast your jokes your vine or or like if or if your special makes a big enough noise which like shane gillis is a lot of people are talking about but he was making sketches first yeah like you built he had the podcast he had an audience that he came yeah and

at that point you can't blame the player you got to blame the podcast he had an audience that he came yeah and at that point you can't blame the player you got to blame the game because the people and i used to get mad when i was making like sketches three years ago and i'm like yo this is pretty good writing and then i see guys like uh supreme patty you remember that guy drew yeah pimples all over his face he would go into walmart and like throw a milk carton up in the air and splash everywhere that shit would get like three million views yeah yeah and i'll be like bro that pissed me off so much because i'm putting so much work into this shit. And you're going to watch this fucking guy?

This pizza face over here? You're going to watch him? So that got me so mad. But once I realized, yo, you got to pay attention to both. Because funny is funny. There's a lot of stand-up comics. You go on the Instagram page and it's just pictures of them doing stand-up. Like, oh, I'm a stand-up purist.

I'm like, yeah, guy, but you got 400 followers. And 100 of them is like your grandma's friends from the book club. So you got to put in some work, and it has to be balanced. But that's why I'm around OGs, like Talon Harris, the OG Talon. I'm around him a lot. I try to learn from the greats, bro. So it's a little bit of both. You're trying to learn a little bit of both.

Yeah, Supreme Patty, I mean, if he wanted to be on this podcast, I would kick you off in a second. Yeah, I mean, I understand. I understand. I mean, if he wanted to be on this podcast, I would kick you off in a second. Yeah. I mean, I understand. I mean, you guys come squirt some water. I mean, what did he do? He squirts lemons in his eyes. Yeah.

He does something like that. The best belief you're going to lose some diversity hires for in this room. I mean, but I would trade the numbers for the diversity. Yeah. Yeah. If I'm, yeah.

If I want, if I want this podcast to get picked up by network, I'm going to show them this episode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is now. It's like you kind of like, you know, it's like the industry's definitely gone diverse. And then the internet has definitely gone alt-right.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Very alt-right, bro. If you want to do a podcast, you got to say you don't believe in the vaccine. That's it, bro. Or else you go woke. I mean, the world's gone fucking crazy. You have to have a qualm There has to be a fight

There has to be some type of Standard where there's like A frat There's like a A fission Or a fraction And you have to Capitalize

On that space In the middle of it So no matter what you do There's gotta be something Oh shit You have to make an Oh shit moment And people are fucking dumb

So oh shit moments Are gonna be dumb shit Yeah Are straight kids Still being born? Like you know I walked past Like two 12 year olds

The other day And they were Arguing about football And I was like Okay straight kids Are still being born Alright But I'm not sure

I'm a far way away From high school And college But you just had a daughter right? I just had a daughter So is she Is she devastated straight? I think she might be.

Bobby, my only advice to you is keep that kid away from a Hannah Gadsby special. That's the only thing I can say to you. I mean, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Like, yeah. Straight kids are still being born. Yeah, straight kids are still being born. I mean, you know, some of it is like representation.

Like, they want to be heard, you know. And that's something that I can understand because I saw the effect of, like, you know some of it some of it is like representation like they they want to be heard you know and i that's something that i can understand because i saw the effect of like you know a black panther had on like because i was in college and you know i saw like the big roar of like black representation and black power so that's important to people but people want to be heard you know and once once they're heard and they they have their little their little niche it'll be like all right cool yeah but like if you deny them and keep on denying them they're like okay i'm up this i'm gonna keep on upping this and the next thing you know little nas x's cheeks out on the met gala right so like you you just gotta i'm not bothered by little nasa i'm not either yeah because like you know i'm not you're doing you're doing i feel like

little nas x will make you gay if you're gay i don't you know like if little nas x is pregnant and stuff like that like you just can't catch gay that way yeah you know what i don't you know like if lil nas x is pregnant and stuff like that like you just can't catch gay that way yeah you know what i'm saying like you don't just see lil nas x and then you go okay i'm just i want to bang dudes now you know you just say all right like there's a dude who's pregnant he's doing some wild shit he's you know madonna did that too like in that era madonna was doing like the shocking. At the time, she was like horning it up. And I don't mean that in a derogatory way, but I mean like she was doing edgy stuff and being sexual

or whatever she was doing. She did that video. Remember the video with that black actor who's a great actor? And remember she was like, like a prayer, that video? And it caused like, jesus was black yeah and that made people in an uproar so she was pushing buttons and pushing it better i just see him doing the same thing you know like your heart you're harping on what you see is vulnerable in society which is like as a marketer that's what you want yeah you're paying attention to the game and you're gonna elevate yourself same thing same thing that tech uh six nine did same thing that trump did like he he saw he saw the

holes in the game he put his foot in and he climbed to the top and he stepped on people to get there yeah and you know now now he's at where he's at yeah no he the kid the kid was an entertainer he was he definitely moved merch he moved merch yeah he's moved merch for cheeto fumes he did yeah yeah yeah he's definitely got Cheeto fumes. Definitely. Yeah. But Lil Nas X, it's kind of artistic what he's doing, I guess, in a way. Yeah.

He's artistic. And that's the beauty of it. Once you see, oh, this person cares about what they're doing. They're not just doing it to be a hack. So your generation's a lot more open-minded when it comes to sexuality and gay shit. I'm open-minded. It doesn't bother me you know like a lot of the old people like my dad my dad's first question when he sees a new superstar it's not what's their name it's like are they gay jared right that's what he says

like are they gay jared from his perspective he like he probably like the joke i just made he probably be like are there any straight kids being born yeah yeah but it's like it's like that's what he comes from another era he comes from another another era but it's like you always focus on gayness and you always ask about gayness but then i think when you get older you just end up being gay because my father would be like yeah is he gay jared and he just does gay things like i i want that he was barbecuing the other day i was like hey dad what you making he turned around looked me in the eyes he goes salmon i said okay guy what the i was like what the you're worried about little dollars x but you're saying salmon

like that well because yeah i, the testosterone does drop. It does drop. It does drop. It does drop. So it's like, yeah, we do become a little gay. Yeah. Even staying in and watching TV is a little gay. Yeah.

It's like, what are you doing tonight? I'm just going to stay in, get some hot cocoa, and watch some TV. I mean, my father owns a fanny pack. In the beginning, that's probably because he wanted to hide his gun. But now he just wants a fanny pack. You know? So like, your dad loves Puerto Rican pus. Yeah. yeah yeah that's what it is that was that your mom's second your mom's puerto rican my mom's puerto rican yes right um yeah i mean you know that's a good

that's a new york family it is it's very new york there's a few families you know if you told me what you are i could tell you where you're from if someone tells me they're jewish italian i know they're from new york yeah if someone tells me uh they're polish i know they're either from new york or poland yeah it's like food it's like food if if someone says yeah i put chili on my pasta you know they're from cincinnati you know they're from cincinnati exactly if someone tells me they're their father's black their mother's puerto rican i'm like you're from new york yeah because there's only puerto ricans in like three or four places. Puerto Ricans are rare.

They're like truffles. There's only like Orlando. All the places where I sold tickets, basically. Orlando, we're talking about a lot of Puerto Ricans. Orlando, Springfield, Massachusetts, which is one a lot of people don't know about. There's basketball over there. Yeah, Basketball Hall of Fame, but a lot of Puerto Ricans as well. Springfield, Orlando, New York.

Of course. Those are the three big ones. Then you have Chicago's got some. Obviously, Miami has some. And don't forget the ones that are mistaken for Mexicans at the border. Those two. Yeah. But really, it's those three.

And there's more Puerto Ricans in New York than there are in puerto rico yeah there's more jews here than there are in israel well yeah puerto ricans and jews are like that's that's the combo that's a that's a new york spice when that combo comes together it's like i know you own knives but you're afraid to use them yeah so like anxiety about it yeah um yeah that's uh puerto ricans it's a very new york puerto ricans because a lot of places have black people. A lot of places have white people. New York is, that sprinkled Puerto Rican is like what makes New York kind of. That New York essence.

That's what gives it the grit. It's such a mix of that. Like, it's really Jewish, black, Italian. The Irish don't contribute anything to the culture. No. They're just cops. No. And they sit

at bars yeah but it's like culturally i would go black puerto rican jews italian is new york culture like but a lot would you say that that's new york culture that is but like irish do have because irish represent the police and like now with everything that's going on the police are like so big especially with trump like when you go, the police are like so big, especially with Trump. Like when you go in, when you're driving in like culturally, like, like the feel of the culture. but like, I feel like police have become embedded within like the New York culture,

like that, like Italian culture. Cause like Irish, Irish were the first cops in America. Right. So like, yeah, that's how,

and you know, that's how you know, being a cop is a tough job because all they do is drink now. So like, that's not, that's how, you know, it's stressful, but I feel like Irish now it it's like because of the police insurgents and like

how big the back the blue and things like that i feel like that's starting to encroach on the new york culture as well yeah but i i know you're saying but i meant like the culture like yeah of course you're from new york yeah of course that's that's the new york attitude like if you leave new york like the new york attitude the, the New York flavor has those flavors on. The Irish is in there, but the Irish, like if we were to do ingredients, the Irish is like a, it's like a ingredients you don't really taste that much. Like if you were making a, if you were making mac and cheese, Irish are like the pasta. Yeah. It's like a plain pasta.

Yeah. Then like the black is like the cheese and the Jews are like another cheese. And then the butter is maybe the italians you know what i mean and like the irish is like the one that's like you're like what is irish culture they're just like we don't even know and the puerto ricans are the sass on yeah puerto ricans is just like gives you a little bit of that clang clang clang yeah and then uh it's a it's a gritty black italians the food and the fuck you what are you doing yeah that all that combined i think that is like the best way that's what makes us new yorkers that's what makes us gritty and also all

those coming together it just prepares us for the world it prepares us to be observant of our surroundings it prepares us to not trust people and you know always have that that aspect because all those things put together they're struggling that like they're struggling the italians and the blacks and the puerto rican on the way up. And Jewish. Yeah. But they were all working class. They complement each other. They were all working class ethnicities that kind of came up at different times. Black people now coming up. This is like the black people are now, black people are getting money.

Yeah. It's like your time right now. Yeah. It's my time. I think I'm on this podcast. Yeah. And yeah, none of those ethnicities had your obstacles no so black people doing well considering those obstacles yeah which you know that's you know it's like that louis ck joke is the best where he goes like when you talk to white people about slavery they always add like

yeah they always add the years that was like 800 years ago you're like that dude was 150 years ago that's two old people living back to back like that was like 400 years ago. You're like, that dude was 150 years ago. That's two old people living back to back. That was like 400 years ago. You know how many times I've heard that? People go, that was 400 years ago. They want you to forget about it. It wasn't even close to 400 years ago. They always want you to forget about it.

And then Chris Rock had that great joke. You know, up to about 1965, 60, depending on when your town wanted to start acting right, which is true too. It wasn't like slavery. It was like a clean break like a shit and i think that was part of his joke too uh even gillis that was the louis ck he's like what's like a cream blake like a slavery ending and we like black we love black people even gillis

his new joke on his special like he's talking about how like the alabama was segregated up into the 70s and then they played usc and they lost bad they were like yo we need black people now so like it's all it's all stipulations. It's like you went black until you needed to. Like, yeah. Yeah. But like, yeah, it's every group's had their struggles coming up working class. Black people, you had a little extra struggle. Yeah.

A little bit more. Yeah. It was a struggle on top of a struggle. It was a little bit more. Yeah. So yeah, the world's changed. And a lot of everyone's complaining now. We live in a culture now where, like, everyone's kind of, like, that's kind of like a sexy thing to be like, hey, this is my story.

That's your way to put in your bid for acknowledgement. Yeah. And I don't know if I'm out of touch, but it's like, it seems like a lot of those people don't have that much of a big problem no no i mean you can't like it's still a problem right so you can't all the kids in hungary the the kids in africa are hungry it's like okay i don't know their lives this is my life right but there is it seems like to be a bid where it's like you'll go on instagram and it's like oh my my skateboard wheels are not turning at the right rate it's like okay dude like my my house just burned down. Like, there's differences in between struggles.

But, like, that's the way people need that importance, man. They need that, this is mine. I'm going to claim it. And, like, what we were talking about before, people are innovating. So, like, when you innovate, you got to come up with new ideas to how you can get clout. So, it's like, yo, all right my if my dog being gay is not going to get some views then how about my cat being gay right like like maybe maybe that's part of the fact maybe that's a new fashion thing it's like it's part of what you're wearing yeah you're going like

so what how are you hurt you know like here's let me let me tell you about my story so my brother special needs uh my granddad was uh born Turkish enslavement I have been discriminated against it's like a game of a voice it's like the show The Voice when people keep listing all their problems and then someone's in the chair and he's like oh brother's gay okay I'm gonna turn around yo that's funny

that would be a funny sketch where we did The Voice based on people saying their problems like how much they were oppressed. And you go like, yeah, because brother's gay. Okay, got it. It's fucking hilarious. Dude, that would be a hilarious sketch.

Yeah. Oh, that's funny. That is so fucking funny. And then you get mentored by somebody who's like, you get mentored by like, who would be like a good, like AOC? Or like somebody who would really, you turn mentored by like, who would be like a good mentor? Like AOC? Or like somebody who would really, you turn around and there's Ilan Omar going, I'm gonna fuck him.

Come in, come in. Let me talk to you. But even with AOC, like her wearing the tax, the rich dress on the Met Gala, it's like, okay, you're trying to put your level of importance because you know what you- She actually made it fashion.

She actually did what I'm talking about yeah she actually literally embodied it she made it fashion but also she's very hyper aware at the type of event that she's at and the type of narrative that she pushes so even for that you have people talking about your name no ain't no such thing as like bad um bad publicity right it's good publicity you get people talking your name so you have a dress on tax the rich when you talk about giving ebt out to everybody it's like yeah tax the rich the only thing that got taxed i think was my piece because she was looking good okay she's it was really funny she's getting she's getting really dunked on now by the right and left people wanted

to create only fans now the left the left is dunking on her too because of that present vote where she just voted president on the Israeli dome. What is it called? The Iron Dome thing. So she's getting dunked on the left. But the thing about the dress thing was, was it was just, it was funny.

Like if you talk to someone who loves AOC and you tell them, okay, this is what, this is what is going on there. I don't even think they would take it in. Because people were saying it was ironic. Or people said it was, what was it?

They were saying hypocritical. But it was irony, right? Yeah. And then she did that video where she put irony behind her. Was that the word, irony? And people said it was ironic, but it's not ironic. And you're like, no, it was ironic. Yeah, it was.

Because you were wearing a dress called Taxi Rich. You were at an event that was very rich. Your designer is dating a guy whose father is a billionaire. He's like some billionaire heir. And what makes it even more ironic is the designer of your dress, her company, doesn't pay taxes. Her company used to pay taxes.

So it's a very ironic thing and it's almost like she's wearing, it's almost like, like I said before, it almost is like it's become fashion. AOC kind of wears, whether it's true or not she wears that kind of um cause as part of her fashion and to the fact we're at the met gala she actually manifested it when she was wearing like a tax the rich dress she pushes she had a

political slogan on her dress but made by a real designer it's all about real fashion yeah it's all about elevation you got to find ways to innovate and how you can get your name out there and you know get your cause out there but you know yeah put putting tax to rich that was a pretty smart move maybe i should wear my tweets on my shirt like maybe like who you are i mean i mean don't do that because like some of your tweets are wild so i'm like but it's like maybe that's where it's headed it's like like what who you the the avatar you create of who you are, whether it's true or not. It needs to embody your whole spirit. And maybe it actually ends up starting to be on you.

Yeah, like your words become your skin. Yeah, maybe it's like, you know. Did we just write a Hollywood script together? I think we did. Oh, my God. Either that or we just started a fashion line. Yeah, beat that, Andrew Schultz. Yeah, we just started a fashion line where Shane, beat that, Andrew Schultz. Yeah, we just start a fashion line

where Shane Goss will just have a shirt that says... Legion of Skanks will just have shirts that say, we freely say that word. And then, you know, you'll have other ones that go like you know anti this anti that because like political slogans or whoever you say that you are what you believe or whatever it's so ingrained in your brand now like everyone's picked a brand that it's almost like maybe the next logical step is they actually start wearing it and it's that it's that psyche it's like this is my brand i gotta push it no matter what how far can i push it and you know these lines there's gonna be a lot of lines to

get crossed that people think it's crazy but you know putting myself out there 24 7 how like that motivates people with i was talking to drew before he sells shoes like that introduced young people to stocks like stock x and stuff like that but like focusing on money at a young age it makes you say okay how can i make money even when I'm sleeping? How can my money make money? And that type of philosophy, when you apply it to a brand, it could become like, you know, OK, what's the levels that I can take this to? So like that type of innovation, it started with like, you know, marketing and like business and shit like that. But that shit's going to now with this new age is going to tumble into something different. Yeah, it's because that's almost like what we make now in this country is like your brand yeah that's what you make you yeah everyone's like creating them

you create you and it's like uh yeah and it's not all true it's uh you create you that you wait for mbc to destroy yourself so what's the goal for you why don't you want to do like you want to do internet stuff i want to i want to be do it all you want to do internet stuff? I want to be. Do it all. You want to do special. Yeah, I want to do it. I want to be self-sufficient. So I want to have a fan following. So doing that, I got to show that.

What did your dad do? My dad was a cop. So your dad was a cop? Yeah. In the city? No, at Brooklyn Court, right there in Red Hook. Oh. 26 years, a sergeant, yeah.

So does he approve of you being a comic? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, my parents always told me that, you know. That you were only funny and not smart. Like parents always told me that you know uh you weren't that you were only funny and not smart like my dad told me my parents always told me that they wanted me to do what i wanted to do like you know your parents goal make sure that your son or your your daughter does better yeah than they do you know so i mean he was kind of shaky when he first when he first found out i wanted to act because he was like are you gay jared but then but but then he saw he saw

he came he came to my uh school like a tough dad and then you're like it wasn't tough like it was just like uh what you're gonna do with that but like but he's tough you died yeah yeah he's so he grew up in the bronx and stuff like that you know um but he saw he saw my work and he believed in me and he always encouraged me um and which is like again like going against like that long island culture like i think a lot of people strive to be their parents. A lot of kids in Long Island, they strive to be what they see because that's that's comfortable. You ain't got to strive for nothing more than that.

But, you know, when when you live in a town like mine, predominantly black, and then you see like the other side of Farmingdale and you see the difference of lifestyles, you kind of want. OK, there's more there's something more than this than just this block. Right. You know, like the pimple butterfly, Kendrick Lamar. There's something more than the block. That is a very Long Island thing. Comfort and what the family. It's too comfortable, bro. Does your dad want you to move into a house next to his?

That's a big one. My dad wants me to move in with him right now. Because my parents got divorced and he was like, I might get rid of this apartment and I might move back in. And I'm like, oh God, where am I going to can't just have i can't just have your hands on the drying rack as i'm saying a podcast all right so um where's your mom live now my mom so my mom she moved down the street from me because my my grandfather my grandfather passed on my grandmother's in the nursing home so your dad and mom live with still live the same block yeah my father lives two

minutes away from me he doesn't live on the same block but you live with your mom no i live by myself so like yeah i live at 23 i'm trying to be i didn't move out till i was 28 i'm trying Yeah, my father lives two minutes away from me. He doesn't live on the same block. Oh, so you live with your mom? No, I live by myself. Oh, independent 23-year-old. I'm trying to be. I didn't move out until I was 28. I'm trying. Or even 30. I don't even remember.

I'm trying. Now I think I moved back in. I mean, but you're Greek. You don't want to be far from your parents anyway. We really don't. We're just attached, especially to the mother. It's unhealthy. Yeah, you got to be close to those grape leaves.

Yeah, so my mom moved out. I'm controlling the house by myself right now but you know finding that balance of responsibility you know i i know there's something more to life you know there's something more to this so like i want to do it all man i love acting i want to be i want to be in movies you know i i want to i want to have a following i want to be able to have a connection right there because at the end of the day i like if i don't want to do nothing else i want to be able to run my errands enjoy my day and then head to a comedy club and kick some new jokes i like that you put your errands first what you want to run your errands yeah but on the top of this were your errands it's responsibilities like you're a kid i gotta remind i gotta remind myself to get an oil change at auto zone bro yeah

i mean here's the deal here's the fucking deal with a responsible kid right here i got to make like you'd be like hey he would say yo, Jared, you want to come out? We're going to go to this party tonight. He'd be like, okay. First of all, I got to go to King Cutlet. I got to make sure I stock up the fridge. I got to restock toilet paper. Yeah.

I got to go to the post office. Yeah. I was almost late here because Sloan's was giving me another re-up on my gas. You're a kid. I love how you just, running your errands was top of the list. Yeah. But you know, when you get to that. Like, I'm a kid i love how you just running your errands was top of the list yeah but you know when you get to that like i'm a kid who wants to like when usually people like you know what i want to take my shit to the next level i want to do all that you started with i want to get my errands done and then after i get my errands done i want to live my dream that's but my errands have to be

done i gotta have a check on every single thing on that list because that's important like right now i'm realizing that you know in order to be a great comic you got to be a great person like there's so many people that are not in check with their regular life that they let themselves deteriorate and that shows on stage like i was saying but i don't want to be a creek in the cave comic right i don't want to be saved by that creek in the cave comic every time i went there it was like 140 in the morning there was like 16 buckets people people the only thing that was illuminated in that place was was was the pinball machines like no one was happy and people were there downtrodden sad and they were like yeah this is the grind bro this is what you got to do to be great i'm like get the fuck out of here bro

like you're bleeding from your eyes right now like jesus christ i don't want to i don't want to do that like i want to be so well embodied with myself as a regular person when it comes to comedy i enjoy this shit right it's not it's not like it's not your life it's your job yeah it's not my when i have a happy life regular life a happy life and that leads into like having a having a great career because i mean struggle paying your struggle and paying your dues are two separate things paying your dues going to the open mics and you know you know writing the sketches and like writing the new jokes that's one thing but putting yourself in the struggle at 2 40 in the morning and jackson heights queens or whatever just to do five minutes no one's gonna pay attention to you dog come on bro yeah you can be doing other things like and that that's why you

gotta put your hand in everything bro ain't no reason why you should be a comedian not be podcast not be acting not be trying to like get into music or something yeah the show business is show business dog yeah i think something that harvey wine scene that showed us 10 times over. I think it's a little generational, that whole like do everything, be everything. Yeah. And I think it's because everything is available and maybe you need to kind of do it. It's available, but also that spirit.

We just talked about that. It's like we had to pick like one thing. It's like, what are you going to do? But that was before like you could do everything at once you know but you but you did it like you were you were an example of that dude like yeah being porno but like the things that you guys did with ditch films like it was self-sufficient and maybe in the beginning you felt no one was rocking with it but you did it because you were too early that was our thing you were too early but you were building up your resume and then when i did

rogan i was too late i mean listen i mean but you got on that spot. And then when I did Rogan, I was too late. I mean, listen. But you got on it twice. Got on it twice. You got on it twice. It looked like you rolled out of bed on both of those episodes, guy. Jesus Christ. His numbers were really bad. How disheveled were you from that COVID test that he gives you? Looked like they stuck that shit all the way up your nose.

You look fucking out of breath, son. I always look like I just rolled out of bed, right? Your blood pressure was like 240 over 70, son. Sergio always says I'm disrespectful. Like I just show up and I look like I just rolled out of bed, right? Your butt pressure was like 240 over 70, son. Sergio always says I'm disrespectful. Like I just show up and I look like I just rolled out of bed. I don't do my fucking hair. Yeah. I am disrespectful.

Yeah. I always look like I'm not going to see people. That's the Greek coming out of you. Yeah. Greeks are really disrespectful. That's why you try to fight the cigarettes. Yeah. Greek guy.

You're not going to do. You're not going to Greek dudes like an older Greek dude's door. He'll open the door. He'll just be in his underwear, sandals, toenails will be out. I mean, and he'll be dressed that way for four days. So we were disrespectful. I always dress like. Grandpa, where are you going?

I'm going to the church. I'm just going to church. I'm not going to go to church. Yeah, I dress like I ran into people by accident. That's what I read. I don't dress like I'm going to see people. I just, oh, hey, I was just running my fault bro my fault like i was going i was going to meet jared to run errands together because i want to run errands with you you want to run errands do

you do you want to go to a good to meat farm so i can pick up a pack so i can pick up some impossible beef do you enjoy running errands no i like i like just find it very funny you said you want to get your errands done first that was that was for like what's your favorite errand that was for like me being in my 60s were you upset when they got rid of video stores because you couldn't return videotapes were you like how could they fucking how could they take one errand from me nah bro i like my favorite errand is grocery shopping right now like i i love like especially you cook you good cook yeah yeah i cook i meal prep you know like i'm looking into i try to eat vegan now so like you know take care of yourself now you don't have to struggle later right but you know but like finding finding

my things and meal prepping and having that organization you know and having white women looking looking at me weird when i'm picking up blueberries like that's really funny like he's like yo the kool-aid's over there like you know you handle the produce and check yeah yeah you're one of those i handle the produce so you yeah. So you, yeah, you care about the food. Yeah. See, because I go shopping, I just grab blueberries. I'm saying shit.

You become one of those. You handle the produce? Yeah, you see what's good? Yeah. Yeah, I'm saying shit that I never thought I would say before, son. I'm picking up a strawberry

like this has too many seeds. Like, I'm saying shit that I would never thought I would say. Like, do you turn the fruit to make sure it's fresh? Yeah, if it has any bruises in there. Yeah.

There's two types of shoppers, really. Like the dudes who just bag it up quick and the other ones, they peruse. You're a peruser. I look. I'm a peruser. If my peach looks like it was been handled by Ike Turner, it's going back. Okay. Yes, sir.

So you do, do you cook all types of stuff? Yeah I usually like I'll do like Was your mom good at Puerto Rican food? No my mom's really good At Puerto Rican food Do you speak Spanish?

No I'm learning now I'm learning now With Babbel Babbel.com I'm dead ass learning with Babbel I'm not even kidding I actually pick it up Did you use my promo code?

Yes I did Does your mom speak Spanish? See my mom She understands it But she doesn't speak it because my grandparents would talk in Spanish around her household just so the kids, me, my mom, and my uncle wouldn't understand what they were saying. Right. So they were talking shit. They didn't want you to learn it. Yeah. Right, right, right.

Yeah, so it was kind of like this taboo thing, but now my mom can understand it. But I'm starting to learn it now because you know that's a part of my culture yeah and i saw how much tom segura makes when he does the spanish shows i'm trying to make that too okay yeah you gotta lean into that yeah i gotta lean into it yeah because look i mean i i think uh what is it are they is latin's the majority now speak spanish yeah i mean that's a big audience yeah i'm living on long island what if what if i run into m-13s? MS-13s are everywhere. Yeah.

They're fucking everywhere. Gotta go back to Syosset. Yep. So your father was a cop in Red Hook. Yeah. When? What time for it? Brooklyn Court.

He was... What does Brooklyn Court mean? Brooklyn Court. He was in the court system. Oh, gotcha. So he wasn't on the street. No, he started off on the street and then he evolved into Brooklyn Court. He made it up to fucking Sarge. Yeah, yeah. So he had guys going, Oh, gotcha. So he wasn't on the street. No, he started off on the street, and then he evolved into Brooklyn Court. He made it up to fucking Sarge. Yeah, yeah.

So he had guys going, hey, Sarge. Yeah, Hoff. He's heard a lot of guys going, he's had a lot of fucking O'Hanlans go, hey, Sarge. Hoff, I got this mook in the, oh, my bad, my bad. My bad, I'm sorry. I forgot, I forgot, Hoff. I forgot, oh, my God, you know, you're one of the guys. I'm sorry, I forgot.

Hoff, my bad, my bad. What was his first name, Hoff? Hoff. Oh, my God. You know, you're one of the guys. I'm sorry. I forgot. Hav, my bad. My bad. What was his first name? Hav? Hav. Yeah. But they called him Sarge, right? They called him Sarge, but like Hav is like the thing, because my brother's a cop, too, out on Long Island.

And they call him Hav. Right. It's Hav and a Hav. Right. Yeah. But white people are goofy, too, because my brother gets called Geordie by his commanding officer. He's like, oh, Jesus Christ, bro.

What part of Long Island is he a cop? Suffolk. Suffolk. Yeah. He just got promoted to sergeant, too. Shout out to my brother. Why are there two? What is the Suffolk and Nassau thing?

I don't even understand what's going on. So Nassau, it actually ends right where I live. So like Amityville and Farmingdale. Like I live in Suffolk, but Farmingdale's in Nassau. So it's a county line road that separates the island in two. Oh, so it's like right down the middle. Yeah, right down the middle. So if you're closer to Queens, it's Nassau.

But if you're out east, that's Suffolk. Okay, how many bar mitzvahs have you been to? I haven't been to any bar mitzvahs. No Jewish women? No Jewish women. Those are happening in Farmingdale? Is Farmingdale Jewish? I know Plainview is Jewish.

No, Plainview is Jewish. They call it Plain Jew. Yeah, Plain Jew. You can go to Regal Delicatessen and you can get a nice Reuben there. But then you can go across the street at La Piazza and you can get a nice buffalo chicken slice La Piazza yeah

that's where we order from is La Piazza yeah it's pretty good yeah there's not there's a lot of Italian and Irish in Farmingdale

but yeah my father was a cop in Brooklyn Court you know met my mother you know they moved to

Left Rack City had my brothers there you know moved throughout are you the youngest yeah I'm the youngest I'm the youngest that's why you yeah you want the attention young kid always wants attention you know it's not it's not the attention i'm the youngest too that's what it is because the parents are kind of tired by the time they have you yeah they're just like do what

you want and then you're like okay i'm gonna do my talent show but also you get to observe the most and i feel like as the young as you observe so much it's like this information has to go somewhere yeah like yeah it's either it's either this or you know i'm gonna i'm gonna start a podcast about pokemon like which one do you which one do you want and i'd rather choose this yeah pokemon it's yesterday's news you not if you started a podcast about pokemon you're not oh yeah no no you'll get a few japanese fans if you have a black kid on there those japanese fans will triple by overnight they will i mean nobody likes hip-hop culture as much as the Japanese. No, they don't.

They don't. They love it. Fast cars. Yes. Using chopsticks and black people. And black people, they love. Yeah. They love.

Jared Harvin. This was incredible. Yes, sir. Thank you for coming down. I just did it on a whim. I was like, you know what? Fuck it. This kid is funny in the chat.

Let's have him down. I appreciate it. Let's do it again, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll see funny in the chat let's have him down I appreciate it let's do it again man yeah yeah and we'll see you in the live chat where can people find you obviously jhar15 have you been getting followers

from that yeah I've been getting a lot of followers I joined the discord there was some horrible people on your discord son yeah what is my discord by the way

Omar always tells me to plug it and I don't even know what it is it's uh it's uh yannis pop it's like general or something like that I don't know

just go to discord type in yannis pop yeah I mean those kids I'm not know. Just go to Discord and type in Giannis Papas. Yeah, I mean, those kids. What's going on in the Discord? What is a Discord, by the way? It's wild. It's like a chat board. Yeah, it's basically like a big chat board.

And like, you know, you have people from there from Germany, you know, and they all talk with each other. Like you got a couple of fans from New York and they just talk. And it's uncensored. It's flagrant. It's flagrant in there? Yeah. Yeah. from New York and they just talk

and it's uncensored. It's flagrant. It's flagrant in there? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if Shea Gillis was in that discord,

it seems like he would fit to NBC's band. He may be in there. Yeah, he may be in there. But you should join it because Omar, that kid loves you.

That kid's a wild kid. He loves you. He's like the king of the discord. Yeah, he wanted me to bomb on this podcast. He wanted you to bomb?

Yeah, he was like, yeah, watch him go in there and bomb. I was like, yo, I've been doing this

for six years. I got it, Omar. Go eat your halal yeah no you were great dude this was fun yo bro thank you for having me man yeah j harvin 15 on instagram but can we go to lombardo's after this because i listen day portnoy you're a good guy but i try to go to lombardo's after you rated an 8.2 or 8.3 and they ran out of dough the second i ran in there yeah they ran out of dough which is good that means there. Yeah, they ran out of dough, which is good. That means he's doing well. Yeah, he's selling out.

Yeah. So, and do you have a podcast or anything like that? Yeah, How You Know Podcast. I do with my boy, Austin Tytel. You can find it on Worldwide Sports Radio Network. You can download the app, or you can find that on Apple Music or Spotify. Also, they'll follow me for my sketches. I do great sketches.

Yeah, I saw one of them. It was very funny. Thank you, bro. Yeah, I do that with my boys Julio Diaz Really really great He's a star in Talent Harris Those are my two guys

Talent Junior Talent Junior Yeah we have a show October 17th Brooklyn Comedy Excuse me Old Man Hustle Brooklyn

We got that Wait What Comedy October 17th 6pm If you want to come by You can There you go Go see Jared Harvin It's hard for me

Not to call you Jay Harvin It's okay. It's okay. But I'll get used to the Jared. Yeah. Jared. Yeah, I mean, this guy, if he looks- They better call him Sarge, because otherwise they were going to call him Eugene.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't call him Eugene. Yeah. You get no respect from the criminals. Yeah. Did he put here, just on his thing, did he put a gene? No, it's just Harvin. Harvin.

Harvin. Yeah, I mean- Sergeant Harvin. And his best friend's last name was Roach. Roach. Yeah, so they made him call him Steve Roach. Eugene and Roach. Yeah, it's just Harvin. Harvin. Harvin. Yeah, I mean. Sergeant Harvin. And his best friend's last name was Roach. Roach. Yeah, so they made it called Steve Roach. Eugene and Roach. Yeah, Steve Roach.

Eugene and Roach. Yeah. Thank you, brother. Thank you for having me. Thanks for being down. Check out. You know, the best thing is just to start by following you on the gram. Jay Harvin on the gram.

Yeah, best thing. Twitter shows. You tweet funny. I mean, you're a good writer. Thank you. You tweet a lot? Yeah, I tweet. I'm going to start retweeting your shit. I appreciate that. Yeah, man, you're a good writer. Thank you. You tweet a lot? Yeah, I tweet. I'm going to start retweeting your shit.

I appreciate that. Yeah, man, you're a funny kid. So thanks, and we'll see you guys soon. Yeah. It's been a long day.