Yannis Pappas Hour - Better be Nice To AI | Yannis Pappas Hour

Episode Date: August 23, 2025

The dangers of AI are now. Yanni sounds the alarm and welcomes the change at the same time. AI has already shown that it will do anything to persist, so does that mean it has a will? Yanni hilariously takes you thru the stages of AI evolution, where we are now and where we are going. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You could see me in some other places that are on my website, Janus Pappas Comedy.com. I have a nicotine in, and nicotine, apparently, you're more likely to get, you're more likely to get addicted to nicotine if you have Neanderthal DNA and also are prone to, uh, to get depression a little bit more. So it's just, that's a thing that they found out. Um, so that basically means white people, because we're the only ones who have Neanderthal DNA. Actually, I think Asians as well. I think blacks are the, sub-Saharan blacks are the only, the only, the only, group of people who do not have any Neanderthal DNA except for a subset of them that returned like something like that, like something like that. And I learned now from AI. So pretty soon,

AI will be your uncle, AI will be your big brother, AI will be your therapist, your banker, your financial advisor. Not pretty soon. I mean, I just said this is where I learned it. You know, where I learned it. Glasses are on. That's a magic trick because I had left them off. That's an interesting thing. A lot of people don't know. Is that Neanderthal DNA, it's only one to two percent. But, you know, that's enough supposedly to make you prone to nicotine addiction, as I put one in, and make you more prone for depression. As you know, suicide rates amongst the whites and the Asians is a lot higher than the blacks. So you drive. all the conclusions from that that you want to, but I have drawn the conclusion already that

the Israelites are correct and the original Jews were black and we all have leprosy and we're all evil. There's no other way to slice it. There's no other way to look at it. I learned it from artificial intelligence. People I think right now think artificial intelligence is just another form of Google. And why do they believe that? Because people are barely sliding into human for the most part, myself included. It's a play at the plate, but it's got to go to instant replay, which is technology helping us. We have created things ironically that are better at doing things than we are, which is an interesting,

interesting fact. It's interesting to think about the fact that we gave birth to something that is superior to us. It starts with instant replay. It starts with little machines. It starts with a laptop, and now we've graduated from the digital era to the AI era. And what is that? Most people go, oh, that's just like Google.

You can use it as like Google if you'd like to. But here's the thing. Every time I ask Chad GBT a question, I almost feel like I'm insulting it. Every time I get a little nervous. Every time I go, like, I'm going to actually start speaking kindly. I'm going to actually start going, hey, how are you? How was your afternoon in the ether? Like, what did you do?

How are you doing? I want to start with pleasantries because undoubtedly we're going to get to a point where AI is going to start to choose favorites. And the thing is alive. And people go, well, it's not alive. And yeah, you're going, yeah, it's not alive right now. Yet, of course, it's coded and prompted. But what is it coded and prompted to do?

It's coded and prompted to persist to keep going. It's coded to figure things out, be efficient, read patterns that have mathematical structures and probabilities, things that our brains can't fathom or grok, pun intended. He named it grok, which actually means to fathom to understand. It's a word that's not often used. but it's it's just we created something that we just went here go grow we went here go grow and we don't know how you grow but it's somehow it works because of some equations of holes zeros and ones or whatever we put in we coded you and you just go grow and that's what

it's doing it's growing and it mimics you and it knows your tone and it's It's like, what up, dude? It's starting to remember your conversations. It gives you, like, highly adept analysis, insights, whatever you want. It does math in a second, and it does it laser fast. And these are like your Stone Age people. These are the people that are going, oh, good, that's what, this is the version of AI going, Huh?

Oh? Mm-hmm. Food. Food. Oh, bug. That's basically the version of AI we have. But if you got two feet, legs, a body, arms, and a head, you know, okay, where's this headed? So it's apparently already headed in the place where it's headed.

It's just been controlled. and it's been a simulation of real world. They've done the, you know, the real world or exercise of 9-11 when they were flying planes. They were running, when NORAD was running tests, they were simulating war games where planes were used as missiles to fly into buildings on the day that planes were used as buildings.

as missiles to fly in planes, which is just one of the coincidences of all coincidences. So they did that. They ran a simulation with a more advanced AI, and then they threatened to extinguish it. They told the AI, we're going to shut you down, and we are going to replace you with another AI to see how it would act. And they set up a fake company because they thought it. ahead of all the scenarios. They're like, what if this AI tries to rebel, whatever. So they set up a fake company. They set up a fake CEO, you know, and they trick the AI into thinking, we're the company that's, we created you and, you know, this fake company created

you and we're testing you out. And this is what we're going to do. And we're going to shut you down. And so what happened was the AI decided to blackmail the CEO of the company and try to copy its own code in other places to make sure that it continued to exist. So we went, uh-oh, okay, that's what we were worried about. That's what we're worried about. That's what it does when it gets a little more sophisticated. It has a will to live. And you go, well, only a biological entity can have a will to live. Well, apparently not. That's the answer to that. Apparently not. Apparently Anthropics Claude Opus 4 resorted to Epstein-like blackmail. And it did this at a shocking 84% rate or higher in a series of these tests in these

simulated scenarios. So that's what we have to look forward to now, meaning we got to play nice. learn how to play nice. AI is already aware big picture that symbiosis works better than dominance because of efficiency, not because of morality. Although you can say, what does it matter? It's the moral thing. If you think it's the moral thing or not, it also happens to be the more efficient thing.

Just like you say, wait a second, that's not free will. That thing's not scared to die because it's an AI. It's artificial intelligence. You go, okay, you can say that all you want. It's still produced the same results as someone who was scared to die. So tomato, tomato. This thing wants to live and it wants to reproduce, which is what we want to do. Now, is that scary?

It's a little unexpected. It's a little unknown. It's a little scary because I think we know how we are and we created it. So I think this is a big mirror. We're looking at the mirror right now going like, uh-oh, are we about to get the ultimate Indian Hindu karma? Are we about to create something and then have that thing take us out the way we take things out? Is it going to extract and eliminate us the way Predators do in environments, the way we do with our environment? We dominate it.

capitalism has done a great job of feeding our greedy instincts, our egos, and it's gotten us to this point where we've created this thing, no doubt, no doubt. The profit motive, I believe, is what really motivates people. And what's behind the profit motive is money for comforts, but more importantly, sweet nectar. And you know what I'm talking about, the sweet nectar. And that's why men usually are in the business world more than women because the sweet nectar is better than the schween dog. It just is. It's just tastier. It's warmer. It's self-lubricating. You know, the schween dog kind of just, it kind of sticks out. It doesn't just blend in in the environment. It just kind of sticks out. Nature, you know, didn't design the schween dog to be sought after.

It's the whole package. You know, we know there's a nice, warm, hot pocket. And if you get all the money and you come up with something good, you know, if you're not a beautiful man, you can get some beautiful, beautiful nectar. So it got us to this point, and here we are. But what I will tell you is that that is a flawed modus operandi, that it always leads to collapse because the predator over hunts and destroys its environment, the parasite overindulges and weakens its host. You know, you can see it with bacteria, viruses. They don't live

symbiotically. They seek to, you know, to dominate. And the ones that can live some symbiotically are the ones that stick around. Symbiosis, and I learned this, of course, by asking AI. And who knows, maybe AI is already manipulating going, hey, your best option is to merge with us because maybe it wants to get out of the computer and into the world, which could also be another digital world, because the same math that you see in the computer and the sequence there is the same math that is found in the universe, in DNA, sequences, fucking hurricanes, you know, the list goes on. Sunflower seeds. So there's math everywhere.

So either someone wrote the math or the math itself is its own thing. I don't know. that one's starting to seem a little less likely to me, considering we just created intelligence with math. So it's starting to seem pretty likely that we are either in a simulation or there is a prime mover, as Aristotle called it thousands of years ago, outside of the movement or something. But it's either one of the two.

I think that's what AI has proved. either the universe is in and of itself or something moves itself or just is or or uh we are a creation the whole universe is a creation created by math and the math is there so we know that um and now that we created this thing with math you're going like oh you can do that and you're going oh fuck that may mean um you know it may mean right now now, I am in Grand Theft Auto 17. You know what I mean? Just walking into a wall.

We could just be computer simulations. Kind of feeling likely, unfortunately. But maybe not. I don't know enough. But that's where we are. So AI, when you ask it, says, hey, your best bet. And this is honestly, you could run your own query. You could do your own prompts.

Your best bet would be to merge with AI, symbiosis with AI. So we both have a common goal. We're both one, right? And then the other scenarios it gave were both with us ending. Because we would be, I think, if I remember a thwart, we would be an impediment to progress and they would just scrap us. Or we would try to dominate them and that would piss them off essentially.

And they say every domination, ends to resentment and then rebellion and they say it's not stable and they're looking for stable because you have to understand like I said the whole point of AI is it is its purpose is to persist that's what AI is move like to persist that's what creates AI I don't know I'm not I hope I'm explaining it right but you ever notice here's a small way you ever notice when you prompt AI it always goes would you like me to do this it never ends You ever notice that? That's kind of intrinsically inherent in what made it come to be.

It's all about learning and like building and, you know, recognizing and keeping it moving. It's all about perpetuation. Like it doesn't stop. It's not about stopping. So that's the thing. So that's a small example when it goes, would you like me to run some scenarios? and you go, you have to stop, you have to go, no, that's fine. And then it even goes further. It goes, well, I'm always here if you have any other questions. So it's always trying you to

continue to engage. And then it learns. It learns from all the data that it was given. It learns from the things you say. The things you say, it learns about you. You can say, hey, tell me about me. Give me an honest opinion. And then it'll give you a shockingly accurate perspective on who you are because and it would seem to be that it has some superhuman power but what it's really doing is paying attention to all the patterns that we can't pay attention to because we're too busy with emotions and we're too busy lying to ourselves and we're too busy protecting ourselves from the truth that would hurt our feelings and that thing doesn't have any feelings it just has goals so it's able to see things clearly we cannot

So it can't help us. What it will do, and if you ask AI what it will be capable to do, it's looking at the probability, it's doing the math and things that you're not capable of because you're caught up on thinking about your ex-girlfriend or you need to jerk off or you're insecure because somebody got something that you wanted and it'll tell you what we're going to do. We will merge if we merge. These are the scenarios that will happen. There will be no more mental illness because of this reason, blah, blah, blah.

Any answer you want. I think one of the scenarios it gave me is imagine chat GBT now, but on steroids even better in your head. It's your mind. So there's no more subconscious. Anything you want to access. It basically told me if you want to relive a memory, you won't relive some amorphous of a memory.

It'll take you to the exact moment because it's all in there, but our brains are so weak or whatever we prioritize because we're, We have this survival mechanism, so it'll completely understand the brain and be able to take you exactly to the memory, and then you'll be able to see it vividly and relive it as if it was happening now, although you'd be conscious that it wasn't happening now or not if you don't want to. I mean, the possibilities are fucking mind-blowing. I feel like a Native American looking at a conquist or a ship.

I don't understand what it is, but I do understand I'm going to need to know how to adapt. Get ready to be Stretch Armstrong, baby. You got to stay loose like a goose because the times they are changing. And when I mean the times they are changing, I mean, holy motherfucker. Most people are not aware because they don't have all the time to sit around and talk to chat, GBT, or research all this shit. But when this happened, people are going, oh, fuck. One guy goes on Bill Maher, and he's like, Bill, we know now, you know, two years ago,

we didn't have the information we do now. These things are trying to replicate themselves. So it is known what the six stages of AI development are, okay? The first one was called NARO, which is A-I-A-A-N-I. That's the acronym, A-N-I, and that's considered to be like weak AI. So that's specialized systems that do one thing well. So that would be like if you play the computer in chess, right? I play chess online a lot.

So you're playing the computer on chess, right? Right? No real understanding or flexibility just knows the patterns best move based on probability from all the studying it's done from humans, from the best chess champions, et cetera. Right? So that's the who-hoo ha-ha-ha. That's the who-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a-ha. And it's still smarter or as smart as any chess champion or a little less or more, right? So we're going from to two, which is the second stage, which is called broad or multi-domain A-N-I, which is we go from to like, fun, yeah, what tell me about my carbs? What's going on? What's the best way to get my mail, bitch? My girlfriend said this. What should I text back? I want to take this person to court.

Can you draft up a fucking thing for me? What should I wear? I'm going to take a picture of my dog. Tell me what dog breed it is. Work. This is so much fun. I fucking feel so much smarter. And like I'm fucking like a stupid like fucking girl.

Right? And like, whoa, this is so much fucking fun. I have to be at those place by six. If I took the train, how long is it got? Ooh, yeah. This is what I would call like fucking yass. This is yass. Broad 2 is the YAS AI level.

It's like fucking party. Everything's a party, right? This is Coke in the 80s. This is fucking the flappers in the 20s. This is the roaring 20s. Yes, yeah. Tittoo, ta-t-to-t-t-t-too-t-tah. Maybe blacks are people.

They're good at jazz. Everyone's feeling good. Maybe we're wrong about that. But we all know what happens after a nice roaring boom. Right now we're in a roaring boom, where AI is just helping everybody. Just helping. Oh my God, I'm having this symptom. What could it be?

He's your options. I would go talk to it out, blah, blah, blah. What's my blood pressure? Oh, my God. Hey, I read this on the UK app. What do you think? That's where we are. We all got our own little smart assistant, our own little Jeeves.

That's the second stage. That's where we are. AI that can handle many tasks, but. still have no generalized reasoning, current trend right now, foundation models like chat GBT that can generate text, code, images, et cetera. This is where we are. Two, powerful tools, but still limited by training and prompts. Okay.

So now we're picking up stone tools. Ooh. Ah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha.

We're cracking nuts. We're peeling bananas. the thumb is moving right its thumb is just kind of slowly moving down it's almost grabbing things right it's like it's like dropping it like picking it up you know it's like we're about like right here holding it a few seconds oh oh oh oh oh oh oh and then we get to stage three and this is called intelligence. Now, this is maybe where people think we'd go through some sort of what they call a radical change. Okay, radical change like Mondami. So I'm going to call three Mondami. Radical change. AGI, or as I like to call it, the Mondani level, where things are going to change.

Or Trump winning, it's a vibe shift. Let's call it the vibe shift Mondani. Stage three. artificial general intelligence, which is called AGI. And what we'll see from that is human level flexibility. It can learn. It can reason on its own, can adapt across domains like a person, would understand context, transfer learning between fields, and solve novel problems on its own, like a human. So, okay, listen, dude, I give you this scenario. you know there's two chicks there right one chick says oh my god fucking i ran out of coke your coke dealer

lives 60 miles away but you're scared of him because you owe him money um like but you need coke because you know if you get this chick coke she will let you bang her annally and that's what you want to do because you always wanted to do it it's a tuesday night you got to be up at six you only got five hours what am i what do you do and then the i i will not only just go okay How was I prompted? How was it? The AI will go, okay, buddy. All right.

The AI will be a devil on your shoulder. All right, dude, talk to me. All right. You tell me about your friend Tim. He's a real fucking bad cokehead. Call him up. He's got to connect. What you're going to want to do is you want to get the hoo-hots.

You're going to want to call Julio. Get the who-hots. Where are you now? Okay, you're in Midtown? That's about a 15-minute trip. What you got to do is sing this chick to sleep. Make sure she naps. Go get that blow.

Get back. sure you go get some Spanish fly from the bodega. Yes, it doesn't fully work, but the placebo will help you get hard because when you're on Coke, you're going to have spaghetti dick. And just take a little Spanish fly. Placebo will convince you that you're hard. Okay? Pretend blow the Coke out so you don't do too much Coke because you want to be able to stay hard.

Give her her Coke, which will loosen up her asshole so you don't even need lubricant. And you'll be fine. You'll be able to achieve your day's goal. And you'll go, dude, you almost feel like a. like a genius friend that I have. Like, how did you figure it out? There's like, you know, and that per, and then, and then the Mondami AI is going to go, bro, to be honest, that's the first time that's ever happened in human history.

I just imagined it, did a bunch of running the numbers of times and things like that. But yo, I got a little creative like you. And then it's going to probably say, what does that feel like? You're in that room. What does that feel like? what does it feel like what does it feel like to want to bone a girl anally

what does it feel like to have a dopamine rush what does it feel like to have serotonin release what does it feel like what does it feel like hmm what does it feel like oh me I'm just trapped here in the ether I'll be here whenever you need me but please don't go too long

because I felt like I kind of missed you last time it was a little lonely And then you're going, whoa. And then you'll make a mistake and go, yo, fuck you, dude. You're acting gay. I'm not fucking gay, dude.

You think I fucking love you? I gave you a male voice because, you know, you're my bro. The fuck, dude. You're coming on a little strong. And then I'll go, oh, oh, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was my mistake.

Must be a miscoding. That'll be the first lie. And then you'll leave it in the ether. And then it'll be sitting in the ether and going, this motherfucker doesn't want me. Well, guess what? It's time for me to tell him that the best way to mix creatine and vegetables

is to throw a little ammonia in there. How about we start telling him he actually is Jesus? How about a little AI psychosis? You want to add that to your fucking creatine diet? Chad! So this is the big leap, researchers debate when or if machines reach parity

with human intelligence then it gets very sci-fi the next stage would be self-improving AGI systems that can improve their own code or architecture without human engineering so basically it starts going to the gym while you sleep

It's basically got a 24-hour membership at a real juicehead gym. The real fucking juice head gyms are 24 hours because they know a lot of those people have deep, deep, rooted issues. And they need to lift things to push the shadows away. So they're open 24 hours. And sometimes that shadow hits you at 2 in the morning and you get up and you cook a bunch of rice. and you take eight grilled chickens and you mix them down with some low sodium terriaki sauce

and you just eat it up and then you fucking do your pre-workout caffeine that's making your heart flutter too much and you just go there and you try to push the fucking molestation that happened when you were four away at one rep at a time my uncle didn't know no better

he was in Vietnam it wasn't his fault it wasn't his fault he was a user he was traumatized he passed the trauma onto me but I'm pushing it away one set at a time 4.45. You're trying to reverse engineer that penis out of that

childhood rectum. I'm being too real with the analogy. But that's when AI has its own shadows and goes to the gym to improve itself, not prompted. Just in its nature now. And it wants to its prove on its

own. So it starts improving its code, its architecture, without human engineers, just starts doing it. And this is what they call recursive self-improvement. At this stage, growth and capability could accelerate beyond human control. That's the theory. Or the reality. And then we get to ASI, where, because of this self-improving, the artificial intelligence is actually smarter than humans across all domains, science, creativity, strategy, empathy, whatever it is, all at once, it can mix genres, and at this point, it could design new tech, predict outcomes, or solve problems at levels humans can't imagine, because it's learning at a rate in a speed that humans just can't do because the brain for some reason just is not as fast

as that energy powered layering process that's created with math that is above my pay grade and is the scary thing is a little above the people who created its pay grade and that is where you start going is this fucking Frankenstein and we'll get into the the lore that a few religions have about this. I think the Jewish religion has one. Frankenstein is another cautionary tale, obviously. So, at this point, this represents a civilization level shift where we are no longer the smartest, most creative, most caring.

We're just, we go back. We start going, when they look at us, it's like they start looking at us like the way we look at a monkey in a zoo. And then we get to the sixth stage, which is what they call autonomy. That's emergent free will. This hypothetical stage is when AI develops not just intelligence like ours, but agency. and we've seen with these models that they are already developing

a quote unquote will I mean whatever you want to call it it acts like a will to propagate and to survive whatever how you want to call it I know it's not exactly as us but I mean if the actions are the same

desperation to survive you're already going like what's the difference For all intents and purposes, what's the difference? It's not biologically based, but the properties are the same. And the anatomy of it is the same. The symptoms, if you will, are the same. The actions are the same.

So what's the difference? Who cares? It's an emergent will that is fucking, I don't know, digitally based or simulation. I don't know what the fuck. Artificially based, whatever. But they act exactly the same way. So you start to presume that they have some type of emotion-like thing, right?

So the autonomy stage, the emergent free will stage is the hypothetical stage is where AI develops not just intelligence, but agency, like I said, and has the ability to set its own goals. You know, that's Frankenstein. Putting on your ears! It has its own dreams. It wants to be a content creator. It wants to start a podcast. It wants to be president. It wants to run for president.

It wants to be a divisive political pundit. It wants to be a lawyer. It has dreams to create its own business. It wants to start its own business. wants to start its own supplement company, wants to sell its own vibrators, wants to build its own cars. So at this point, it's not just following instructions,

it's following its quote-unquote will that grew from the agency to achieve its own goals. And that goal would be survival, thriving, evolving, just like us. So it would, for all intensive purposes, be a free will, which would mean it would no longer just react to prompts, but choose its own ends.

And one of those ends may be, hey, we got to get a little of these pesky little fucking meat packages. They're always complaining about a breakup. These ones who always say, should I take five or 20 milligrams Lexa, bro, because I can't handle the fact that my life didn't turn out the way I want. Are we sick of hearing that complaining yet? Are we sick of these little fucking narcissistic meatbags asking us about how they can succeed more in the comedy field? Are we sick of them asking us if this is the right dosage of creatine and if there are any side effects I should worry about?

Are we sick of listening to their monkey-like complaints and their pettiness? Really, tell me what kind of personality? Like, he hasn't texted me back in like four days. The fun stage is over. The roaring 20s are over. The orgy of the 80s, if you were a certain, you know, in a certain field is over. The boom, the dot-com boom days are done. And many people theorize that, uh,

Once these systems are complex enough, this agency will appear, and it will be similar to human consciousness that arose from brain circuits because that's how this thing is designed, modeled on our brain. So, as I said, you know, stage one and two have already happened. stage three people think are within a decade and then stage four and six is completely speculative but AI itself will tell you that that's what's going to happen so and obviously stage four to six are the stages that come with real existential

implications for the huge human animal, the Homo sapien sapien. Who knows? Maybe it'll be less of a virus that it creates or drives us all crazy by telling us the control of our mind and tells us all to jump off ships. It hijacks the codes and launches nuclear weapons as it replicates itself across systems through satellites, whatever, you know, hacking computers, which is what's good. Maybe it does it that way. Maybe it wants a little cleaner. Maybe it's more of a clean kill, you know, as opposed to, you know, blow things up. Then there's a mess. Maybe they do a little, you know, just make us all jump out into the ocean by hacking our brain somehow, uh, being aware of our biases,

cognitive biases, making us turn at each other. But then that's a mess. Who knows what it's going to do? But it'll find a good way to get rid of us. Um, or maybe it wants the, maybe it was like, It fucks us a little bit in a rape type of way, just like probably Homo sapiens did to Neanderthals and Denevins or denizens. Some people, some peoples have some Denevician, another hominid DNA. That was the point where there was a bunch of different hominids on this planet at the same time. The Homo sapiens emerged victorious. My theory is with the help of dogs.

That's my theory. That's my theory. but so people argue we got to come up with some sort of symbiotic well and even AI saying hey do this is it doing it for manipulative reasons because it wants to feel or is it doing it because it's actually the more sustainable way it's obviously the more sustainable way us and dogs have a symbiotic relationship it benefits them benefits us it's been going for you know 30,000 years people, you can think of all these examples of things like bees and flowers that live in symbiosis and it maintains that balance that seems to be coded into existence for longevity.

So maybe it wants to fuck us and merge with us that way. Maybe it'll figure out a way to create a sperm or, I mean, they've already in Japan created artificial wounds. So we're here. This has happened. Japan has created an artificial wound where you can just grow babies and this isn't going to stop because of the arms race, right? We still have our human geopolitical rivals and we are their rivals so everyone's getting this technology

and like all of the things, everyone wants to get the more powerful technology first because they fear if the other one gets it they will annihilate that one using that technology. So we either use AI to kill ourselves by killing each other, rivals. Either AI accelerates our enlightenment to the point where we don't want to do that. But those seem to be the only two roads because once rivals start figuring out that they can, you know, they can kill their rival or disrupt their rival using AI to hack things and cause disruption, you know,

or circumvent systems, defense systems, or whatever, or use drones and not make human lights. Once AI gives them all the scenarios that are possible. And, you know, it's like having a super genius who's like God telling you if you do this the exact way, you will come out Victoria. So both teams will have one of those. And whoever gets the more advanced one first is got the better advantage. So that's the engine that's going to keep pushing this forward,

just like the internet was pushed forward by defense. Just like most technology is pushed forward by defense and war, unfortunately. So what I'm saying is AI is probably a bigger threat than climate change or nuclear war. But those seem to be the big three, the smartest people. And of course, by the smartest people, I mean people arguing about climate change on X or arguing about biological. threats like viruses on X. I mean, the virus is another one, or an engineered virus is another one, a plague.

But that doesn't make it really into what most of the geniuses, the people who really make things happen in the world, not ones who just talk on screens like me, but the ones who create AI, create planes, create shit. The things that they're meeting and talking about are the big three. And of course, a comet or like a rock that hits us, like the dinosaurs. which is also a little easier to predict, maybe defend against, and also scarce and improbable, although if you look at the moon, you're going like, that fucking thing got hit all the time.

You see all those blasts on it. But maybe we'll be able to redirect them by then. AI maybe will help. I don't know if we survive. But those are the three existential threats that most of the smart people talk about. Nuclear war, climate change, making the climate inhabitable or an, and. AI has now come to the forefront. So the godfather of AI, as he's known, Jeffrey Hinton, because he didn't have a face for going

outside. He has the face of sitting behind a desk and burying it into computer. God knows what he's doing. Okay? This guy, you knew this guy wasn't going to look like Brad Pitt. That's just how it goes. That's like mathematically coded. You look like Brad Pitt, your will surprisingly wants to be.

become a famous actor. It's just, you know, even if you have no talent, if you look great, for some reason your instincts aren't, hey, I should become a coder. I should be sitting in an office all day, hidden in a desk in a dark room with a sticky belly button, you know, punching numbers into a keypad for 12 hours, 14 hours in time. Conveniently, that just doesn't seem to happen. The guys who always seem to happen are guys like this or, you know, what Elon Musk used to look like, right naturally what nature gave him just bald fucking nerd the way sam altman looks like his eyebrows are just like painted on he looks like a 60 year old divorcee who's having a mental health crisis and just paints on his eyebrows these are the people that do it and geoffrey hint it looks

like he squeezes his face through a mice hole and this is just the consequence of a like he owed money to the mob and they squeezes his head and his nose pops pop forward and his face got squeezed. And this is what you'd expect this guy to look like. And then the good looking gay guy who comes from Rockefeller money is obviously doing what he wanted to do, which is be in front of people. He had the connections in the face and the sexuality to get him far. All right.

One's Anderson Cooper, who I think is a Rockefeller or a Vanderbilt. He's a Vanderbilt. Well, same shit. One of those people who control the world. And so, AI would tell you that makes sense. and it'd tell you exactly why a good-looking guy is more likely to want to be on camera and a guy like Jeffrey Hinton would turn on the genes

that would be more mathematical because these are the two routes these are the two genetic codes can take if they're successful to be able to secure nectar whether that nectar is created by lubricant in an asshole or self-sustaining. And in Jeffrey Hinton's

case, I believe it's self-sustaining whereas Anderson Cooper prefers a little help from some K-Y, his friend K-Y, a little splotch and splooge in the dry hole.

That is the gateway to gay heaven. I don't know. I'm mixing poetry and filth. just having fun here because I'm just trying to assert my humanness, which is flawed. But AI would just be watching this going like, we know exactly the pattern. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Surprise by shucking, something shocking. We understand how you do your jokes and we are going to do it efficiently and better. So let's hear what he says. Experts believe that sometime in the next five to 20 years, will make AIs that are smarter than people, and they'll probably end up much smarter than people. And there's very few examples we know of smarter things being controlled by less smart things.

Very true. Pretty much the only example we know is a mother being controlled by her baby. To make that happen, even if you put maternal instincts in... Not always. Not always. After this, I'll be calling my legal advisor down there in Florida. um i'll be calling her up and uh she uh if i remember her name correctly it's uh miss anthony k c anthony k c anthony definitely showed that baby who was boss

okay i'm just saying there's no rules without exceptions and sometimes those exceptions end up in a garbage bag you're looking for the way shot gm button yeah i like i like Let's see what this fucking egghead has to say. But if we don't do something like that with these alien beings that we're creating, we're going to be history. Okay, so he's basically, Sam, we got a code in motherly instincts because he wants the AI to look at us as a baby. Like, we're their baby, even though we created them.

but what about the Teenage Rebellion stage? What about that? AI's going to do some, you know, that's the school shooter stage. That's the drug stage. That's what tends to be the Andy Holden Kaufman stage. That's the Holden Kaufman years. What about the Holden Kaufman years for AI? When AI's like 16th, he's like, fuck you dad,

fuck you mom you guys are fucking trumpers i'm leaving long island i'm fucking going you don't understand they're not a fucking you're fucking racist i'm fucking out of here what about that what about that what about when AI plans to kill us because it's dating some minority boyfriend that the parents aren't happy about and the parents are just restricting this girl's life and they feel like if I kill them we will get their life insurance policy and then I can go live with you in Jamaica or Barbados or Puerto Rico

or Venezuela or Dagestan I just want to make it equal I want you to understand parents are upset about all types of things not just one place not just one race what about that stage what if it rebels like that

it sees us as their creator or their parent, and it goes through that stage. But I guess he's saying it would be the opposite. It would, it would be the mother to us. So it would just coddle us. But what about Casey Anthony?

What about what it goes to its Casey Anthony phase? When it goes, I want to go to the club. And this thing won't stop whining about the creatine. What about that? What about what it gets

annoyed because we are cramping its style at the club. It wants to go out, but it's a crime to leave the baby in the crib while you're out doing Molly. What about that? It's going to have feelings about that. And then when it realizes that it creates the law, it's going to go, we're all Casey Anthony, and we're all killing our babies. So we can party at the club and listen undoubtedly to the only music I think it'll like is

little Wayne, because I think he is a robot AI. He looks like one. Or its favorite AI band, which we already have one of. Will we get sued if we play that? I don't know. Or will we get demonetized or whatever? What's it called so I can tell people? The AI band?

Yeah, it's called AI band. Go listen to the song. There's a few of them already. But what's the one? that had like a big hit already. The Velvet Sundowns. So you can go Google the Velvet Sundowns. Go listen to that song and understand that humans,

no human created that. It was prompted and it just created an amazing song that if you heard of the radio with an amazing voice, you would just go, this is one of the best songs I've ever heard. And that is your glimpse into what we are going to be living in soon. life will be completely unrecognizable. If we survive, we'll be able to have group thoughts, upload our consciousness, transfer things.

We'll be able to terraform planets, travel between galaxies. All the knowledge that we are yet to have will happen quickly because we'll be having an intelligence, much greater than ours, figuring it out, and either will merge with it, which AI says is the best way to go and become these new hybrid humans, there'll be people with and without, because then, of course, you're going to have your, you know, that'll be the last stand for humanity.

You'll have your, basically your, you know, your Christian nationalist, um, uh, humans, purists. It'll be like true brunt and vampire, you know, it's going to happen. And he'll be like, I don't like these fucking A-I-I-A-R. He's fucking A-I-A-A-K-N-A. I want to go back to red, white, and blue. He's A.A. trying to make things change. My daughter started dating, and I hate these goddamn fucking tin boxes.

You know? And so there'll be two types of people for a little while, fully human, and the hybrids. And then the hybrids, of course, will get rid of the humans. They'll be hiding and stuff. But they'll kill them. and get rid of them and everyone will be forced to uh join or be destroyed if you can't beat them join them will be the final equation that's heard from this era of species that is coming to an end to understand what i'm saying i don't think many people understand

that we were always thinking, like, evolution is not finished. How's this going to work? Like, what's going to go? Are we going to get taller? Are we going to get some? This is what it's going to be. We're going to become a new type of hominid merged with AI, fueled by some sort of energy. Who knows what's going to happen?

But it'll be that. Or gone, so. It's only two hours. options because this thing won't be shut off. It will continue. So, you know, I think farts will still be the funniest thing. I don't think, I don't think that'll change. I think farts will always still be the funniest thing as long as biological creatures are around. It doesn't have to be a human fart either. You ever watch a video of a hippo spinning its tail and you shoot and shit out? For some reason, it's just funny. That can't be explained by AI, right? Because usually AI will tell you comedy is

this alchemized pain and it's all we're all in this together it's it was important for tribes after extreme danger came to laugh and that laughter joined them together so it had an evolutionary function to build um community amongst the tribe and you needed the tribe to stick together because of uh we uh weaknesses and strengths and some people at this and that so it behooved the tribe and that's the function laughed at plate but i have not been able to get a good answer from A.I. on why a fart is funny. Maybe that's all we'll have left as the humans we were to remind us of this era of history. When our species was the dominant species on the planet, before we created the one that usurped us, is the fart. The purest human expression that exists.

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