Yannis Pappas Hour - Black Nazi & The Straight Gay

Episode Date: December 3, 2022

Kanye loves Hitler but with 100% certainty the feeling is not mutual. We always chase the ones that run away. That a descendent of slaves, black billionaire become the most famous Nazi on the planet is the most oddly progressive thing America has produced. Milo Yiannopoulos is the former gay, straight guy that treats his gay like an alcohol addiction. Ok, pal.Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for hilarious bonus episodes each week: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for highlight clips: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday night and new bonus every week on Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So from now on, it is the Giannis Pappas Hour with Clark Kellogg, with Brian Gumbel, with Brian Williams, with Sally Struthers, with Barbara Walters, With Brian Williams. With Sally Struthers. With Barbara Walters. With Edward R. Murrow. I'm trying to think, who are our icons now? With Bob Costas, who's a Greek kid who wears a toupee, which is my favorite type of human.

Someone walking around with a rug on their head, expecting us not to notice when the wings are hanging over the original hair is one of my favorite things in the world. Kid's got a nice rug on though. His is good. Unlike Marv Alberts that just looks like he glued his bath mat to his

head. Welcome to the show. What a week we have this week. Oh my god. I mean, hey, listen. I should be doing this in German. This should just be in German, this show. Kanye still grabbing headlines. Tim Pool, who is a former left-wing turned what he calls independent,

I guess more right-wing if you ask somebody about him, but he would call himself independent and open-minded, innocently had him on, not for the clout or the views, didn't put a tweet up ahead of time going, Tim Pool's about to break the internet. He did it because he just wanted to have a drawn-out, rational conversation with Mr. Yee. And Mr. Yee.

And Mr. Yee stormed off the set, only to leave Milo Kapitopoulos and Richie Vega, Richie Fuentes on there. You know, just two bored kids who dropped out of medical school to become Nazis, as they usually are. Nazis are usually some of the most intelligent people. They go, you know what? They get through like that third year of law school or medical school or STEM school,

and they go, you know what? This just isn't doing it for me. I want to get out there and do the real work. I want to continue the work of Mr. Tatoff Tittler, and I did that so we don't get demonetized in the first minute just from saying his name. You know, they want to continue the brilliant work of that also genius, Tatoff Tittler. Who was educated in the great tradition of failed finger painter.

Who dropped out of fucking whatever Luftwark school. Whatever their fucking high school program is, and by fucking I mean freaking, okay, I'm just talking to you YouTube censors, freaking, I should have said freaking can you bleep at, bleep everything can we bleep America can we bleep Kanye, is there any way to take a bleep and put

it on his life, so wherever he goes even if he's trying to order food, it just comes out beep, beep and then he gets real frustrated, he just tries to order food, it just comes out. Beep. Beep. And then he gets real frustrated. He just tries to yell. Just bleep me now. And they know that ye is the one true God. And I will make Donald Trump bow down to my feet and be my bitch vice president because I am a Shakespeare.

I am the great Genghis Khan. I am the great President Z. There's only one for me. I am a Shakespeare. I am the great Genghis Khan. I am the great President Z. There's only one for me. I am Kanye West. Hear me roar. And you just hear, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. How funny would that shit be?

Let's get into it. Let's get deep into the bowels of this country once more. Give it a colon cleanse. Take out all the polyps and get right into the delt. I mean, I'm excited about this episode because things out there are getting very fun. Of course, Jared Harvin, Jesse Scaturo here. Yeah, I think we're changing the name of the show to The Honest Pappas Hour because we're a news program. And I want to be taken seriously as a newscaster.

My dream is to be a journalist, and I find that I'm the only one left with journalistic integrity. Okay? I am newscaster identifying. Now, can we at least give Nazis credit that they're letting black dudes in? Is that positive? I think there's a lot of Hispanics getting in. You know, if they start letting Jews in, then you're going like, hey, man, maybe this is one of the most progressive clubs going.

That would be funny if it's just like they start letting everyone in. You already got a lot of South Europeans in, formerly, who used to fight the Nazis. Now you got blacks in. I'm sure there's a few Jews in there. There's gotta be a few self-hating Jews who are just going like Hitler had a point. Cause my mother was annoying. You know,

you know, a couple of people who just go, those are, those are people who go hard. Those are, we call reactionaries, you know, mother cheats on the husband.

Who's like a hardworking accountant, not trying to do stereotypes, but I'm just, I just see what's I sees. Um, who's day. I love what kind of goes, who's like a hardworking accountant, not trying to do stereotypes, but I'm just, I just see what I sees. Who's they? I love when Kanye goes, who's they? Who are we talking about when we say they? Who's they?

And then the mother, the mother cheats and the son gets upset and then he just goes, you know, he rebels full Nazi. My point is, as I made in previous episode, people do things for sometimes reasons they can only find out in therapy. You know what I mean? Like I'd love to just like do a TV show where you force Nazis into therapy and they just find out

that they're latent homosexuals. That would be a fun one. Some guy with like fucking swastikas all over his face and finally just comes to grips with the fact that just a dick on a man is delicious. And that all this shit was to avoid that and how that must feel when you watch him just go,

oh, and instead of that, he just goes, oh. He just turns this right upside down. Goes from Fox to Bravo real quick. Yeah. From Fox to Bravo coming this summer. Coming this summer from fox to bravo real quick yeah from fox to bravo coming this summer coming this summer from fox to bravo we interview neil's charles taylor from kentucky yeah they're never really like you know it's very rare you find like you know an engineer or like uh those are always like the dangerous, crazy ones.

They're always like the leader, you know? There's like one guy and they all follow him. He just like, they just take his word for it because they can't read. And they're like, well, you know, I was a, I was an engineer professor at Greenwood College in Maine. It's a small college and it just hit me. I know what's really going on. We got to round up all these non-white Christians.

And the other people are going, the rest of them are just like, yeah, boss. In the world, you got a lot of yeah bosses. Yeah, boss. Just like, yeah, boss. There's just a lot of people who just go, yeah, boss. Yeah, boss. And he goes, yeah, you know, page 37 of Mein Kampf when he says, and they just go, yeah, both. There's just a lot of people who just go, yeah, both. Yeah, both. And he goes, yeah, you know, page 37 of Mein Kampf when he says,

and they just go, yeah, both, because they're not going to read it. Nobody's getting through Mein Kampf. I don't even think, do you think the preachers read the full Bible, or do you think they just open it up and go like this? Okay. Corinthians 14, 16. okay uh corinthians 14 16 uh the lord has said unto him because it's not even really in like english so he doesn't even understand it they don't understand it but he can spin it he could just riff it and make it sound good the lord sayeth unto him if them is that this don't go

with underneath this will not be rewarded with the enlightenment of the light of the sons of what we're talking now what he meant by that is ask for a raise at your job ask for a raise you know if you're telling if you're telling your own soil you deserve the benefits of your harvest and he's sitting there just in a fuck with a gold chain glistening underneath a Brooks Brothers suit. And you just applaud. And you go, fucking yeah, dude. Yeah. There's no way Creflo Dollar has read to page 1367 of the Bible.

That dog opens it up and he goes, boom. And he reads whatever he wants. And he riffs it. He kind of does what we do with the news. A quick peruse, one Wikipedia and put it out. It's called journalistic integrity.

You know? So Kanye's still making news. He's good at it. I mean, I think this might be the third or fourth episode in a row we mention his name. He's good at it, dog. How much is this just, how much did Pete Davidson's dick put him over the edge? Is that the push?

You know how the Joker talks in that scene? All it needs is just a little push. Remember at the end? Just a little. That and the alimony payment. Huh? That and the alimony payment. The alimony payment just came down.

Yeah. That just came down. $200,000 a, what is what is it a month yeah 200 grand a month he's really gonna go defcon now he's probably going wait a second they're asking for 200 000 my ex-wife who i love i still love her okay those thirst traps be fucking mean i think he still said that like them thirst traps be me and i'm like yeah you know that's why you that's why you marry and settle down with someone because their thirst traps are mean that's gonna that's gonna make for a stable fun relationship that's what he said he's still in love with her but he's probably gonna go wait a second who's asking for what 200 000 kind he's probably gonna kim asked for that you go wait a second is Kim Jewish is Kim Jewish

because they're trying to take everything from me but they go oh I know who it was it was probably Kim's lawyers you know you know them

them I have RSV I have RSV which is a children's disease my daughter had it this month and now I have it yeah inside the two one point billion dollar so their Inside the $2.1 billion.

Their divorce was over $2.1 billion? Yeah. I have RSV, which is a virus that's getting a lot of kids right now. I went to the hospital with my daughter. She's fine, obviously, but I caught it from her. But man, there was a lot

of babies in there. Everyone's getting sick. Everyone's getting sick. Everyone is getting sick. You know, you do the lockdown and then you let everybody back out. And these other viruses are going like, Hey, what about me? Let me get some light. You know, for a while it was just COVID was getting the light RSVs like, yo, it's my turn dog. It's like when Jordan retired in the 90s.

Yeah. Yeah, when he retired in Scotty, he was like, it's my team now. RSV is Scotty. Going, yo, I take this team to the playoffs. I'll lose in the first round. Did he? No, he made it.

Did he make it past the first round, Scotty? Yeah, you remember the famous chair-throwing incident? Yeah. Against the Knicks? Yeah. That was, I think it might have been the Eastern chair throwing incident? Yeah. Against the Knicks? Yeah. That was, I think it might have been the Eastern Conference Finals. So Kim and Kanye settled their divorce, includes an agreement that the rapper will pay his ex-wife $200 a month

in child support for their four children. That seems a little unnecessary, considering she's got more money than him, you know? You can just look at a picture of the dude in his eyes. He's someplace else, man. The guy's someplace else. He's someplace else

and that place is 1930s Nazi Germany. You think maybe he just wakes up and just, he like just thinks he's in a different place? He just wakes up and just, he like just thinks he's in a different place. He just wakes up and goes, where's my Volkswagen? Put it out front. Put the Volkswagen outside.

Have to go to the studio. And you go, Kanye, you wow him. So he's best buddies with Richie, Rich Frentes now, who, I mean, I never seen a kid with a more punchable face than, is that his name, Rick Frentes? I mean, this never seen a kid with a more punchable face than is that his name Rick Frentes I mean this kid look at this squeak you know you can look at his hands

and know that he smells his fingers this little fucking squeak he has this show I guess on the Jew hate network the thing about him that I'll say at least I I guess on the Jew hate network. The thing about him that I'll say at least I respect is that a lot of people throw the dog whistles out,

right? They go like, Hey, you know, you know, we should look into, you know, why these things happen.

Why does the media only report certain things? You know, maybe we should look into you throw the dog out there this kid just comes straight out and goes you know what the jews better start being nice to white people you're going jesus jesus christ richie fuentes and i want to go what are you gonna do what are you gonna do you little pipsqueak? I will fucking throw this kid into a ceiling fan quicker than he can say the word, Jews run the world. I mean, is there a more throwable kid into a ceiling fan

than this little fucking squeak? And his name's Fuentes. Is he a Cuban? Those Cubans, they go hard. Cuban, yo, there's nothing more that Cubans love than conservative talking points. And some, yeah, what is he? Nick Fuentes.

Just says American. You know you go hard when your Wikipedia page describes you as an American white supremacist political commentator. Because Wikipedia is like made by the people, right? Yeah. So what is his like background? Oh, he's also self-identifies as a member of the incel movement.

No kidding. No kidding. So this is a kid who dick in hand, turns on Jordan Peterson, fucking lights his Christmas tree, you know, spits in his poster of Albert Einstein, and smacks off to gay porn in the privacy of his parents' bedroom, in his bedroom in his parents' house.

So he is of Mexican descent, and his ancestors are Catholic. Well, not all your ancestors, Nicky. Some of them were indigenous, and I think a few of them that might have taken their nectar unconsensually might have been Catholic. You might have had some of your native ancestors had their nectar unconsensually might've been Catholic. You might've had some of your native ancestors had their nectar. They got denectored without being asked by some Catholic conquistadors. Fuentes asserted that Muslim speech was,

was not covered by the first amendment and wanted to say, we run the, who runs the media? Globalists. Here's the, here's wanted to say, who runs the media? Globalists. Here's the dog whistle. Who runs the media? Globalists. Then his next sentence is,

time to kill globalists. And we all know what globalists is code word for. And that was in 2017. He progressively came more and more out of the closet. You know? Because, you know cause you know these guys are so brave they say what they really mean right out of the gate

and this kid Milo Yapanopoulos we can't smack this kid back into fucking oblivion into non relevancy I mean so Milo Yapanopoulos Milo Milo hop on my dickapiss. This grifter is one of my faves.

So he was canceled by the right for supporting pedophilia. Right? He said something about, now he's a former gay. He's a former gay because he got cured. He went and he got cured. I mean, look at that kid's hair, look at his earrings, look at his face, and tell me that he doesn't dream about hard dicks on men.

If you were a statistics man, what would you put the statistics that Milo Yapanopoulos doesn't dream about hard dicks on men i would say negative seven percent i think he has as good he has as good a chance of not dreaming about dicks on men than i do in beating serena williams at tennis is a zero% chance. Serena Williams could be pregnant and beat me in tennis. She can have another fucking baby with that weird finger smelling egghead.

Be pregnant with that egghead baby and still beat me. That is how much of a chance Milo Yapanopoulos has about not wanting a hard dick on a man in his fucking lady hole. He was a Breitbart editor, if you don't remember, who kind of rose up during this anti-woke movement, right? There was a big anti-woke movement, and a lot of people who were just reasonable in the middle, who hated the woke for good reason, found themselves listening to this guy,

because people like this, grifters like this, are the only ones crazy enough to say a lot of this stuff everyone's thinking because most people just don't want no problems they just want their daughter to come home from school and say i'm pretty sure i'm a girl that's all they want whether you want to be a lesbian or not whether you're trans or not it's a lot rarer than it probably should be because it is fashion and has become i spoke to my ex fucking one of my ex-girlfriends her daughter's going through it this is like her 37th gender change so you're going most people just want them to have if they're going to have a gender change they just want it to be one they just want it to be one not 37 and yell at you because now supposedly what's happening in the schools with these kids

is this is all true what i'm saying but i'm not going to say who i'm just saying this is and yell at you because now, supposedly what's happening in the schools with these kids is, this is all true what I'm saying, but I'm not going to say who, I'm just saying this is true what she's told me. What's happening now is they yelled at her and her husband now because they said the F word that is a slur for gay people or a great lyric for Bujibantan. They said that word and my ex got mad at them for saying that word, saying, hey, you shouldn't say that word. And then they got mad at her saying, we've reclaimed that

word. That word is now signifies our full spectrum bisexuality. And then one of her stepkids was formerly bisexual, leaning towards lesbian, was in a relationship with a girl for like eight months. She changed schools. And this is what she's telling me, is now in a more Republican area and says that the girl's now fully straight. That's, I'm just recounting what she told me.

That's who says girls, girls flee straight. So obviously these people want to fit in with their friends. It's obviously there's a big portion of it is that, and it's just gone. It's become fashion. It's, it's a,

it is what a Nautica jacket was to me. It is what a, a fade and a bowl haircut was to me. It's what a chain outside my shirt, which I still fucking wear over a shirt that shouldn't have a chain over it, was to me. You know what I'm saying?

It's what pennies or dimes were in my kangaroos. Those old sneakers. You remember put the dime in to call your parents? Smart move. It was a marketing move. And the kids followed it. They were like, I put a, it was these sneakers called Kangaroos.

They were as ugly, they looked like, you know, brother's school. They looked like my brother's, you know what I mean? They were like special looking sneakers. And they had a pocket on them. So the whole marketing thing was you put your dime, which is what it cost to make a payphone call back then, you'd put your dime in the pouch.

And look at what those sneakers look like. You know? Those are the kangaroos. Yeah, and there's a little zip pocket. So you'd put your little dime in there, and the kids would walk around. And it convinced parents, like, oh, man, in case there's an emergency,

I want my kid to have a dime on them. As if, like, you were getting abducted, you'd have time enough to unzip the pouch, pull out your dime. You can't even reach the payphone when you're six. You'd have to have the kidnapper, you'd have to have the pedophile pick you up and hold you while you spoke to your parents

and told them that you were being abducted by somebody who offered you candy that you couldn't resist. Those are not good looking shoes, though. No, they were not good looking shoes. But it just shows you marketing can always win the day because they're horrific. Look at Kanye. Kanye's shoes are objectively horrific. Look at those Balenciaga.

Oh, we got some fun stuff to talk about them. But look at those Balenciaga, like bulky and the filas and all those bulky white shoes that came back. They're like objectively ugly. Kanye's like people tired. It's all ugly. But like people buy it because like you have a celebrity behind it or if it's marketed to you in a certain way, you know, you'll buy it. People, you know, people are susceptible to that group think thing. It takes effort to think for yourself.

It takes effort to be doggedly you. You have to put in efforts. You have to ask yourself, why am I doing what I'm doing? Like Socrates said, and he was right, the unexamined life is not worth living. Find out who you are. Don't just spend your one short life here

following other people. You're going to miss what you like to do, right? You got to be like Jesse Scaturo. He bucked all the trends. Say, hey man, you're going to fucking cut your hair today? No. I want to be comfortable and I want to fucking sculpt. I mean, it is a wasted life if you're just rolling around following what everybody else does. Ask some questions. Why do I like to do this? Why this why why you might find out that you just hate your mom or your dad and you just need a little bit of therapy and then you'll be able to enjoy yourself

you know i'm sick oh these are the balenciaga i mean these things should be in a bin at payless and they probably cost like 1200 i mean, Balenciaga jumped the shark so much with their dumb clothes and they started charging like $1,200 for these obviously decrepit sneakers. Damn. How much? $1,050.

$1,050 for that thing that I wouldn't look twice at at a bin in Marshalls. If someone didn't tell me that that sneaker wasn't fucking $1,200. $1,200. That is, look, there is an objective reality, and I'm just sorry to say the Jordan 4 Pinnacles, which I have in my bag and I'm taking to Detroit, are just gorgeous.

That's right. They're gorgeous fucking objectively gorgeous sneakers. There's a reason why the Rod Lavers still exist to this day. Do you think this sneaker is still going to be hot in 50 years? No, because it's a marketed trend. But the Rod Laver is a classic because it just looks good. The Stan Smith's a classic because it looks good. I still got the 95s on because they're classics.

They just objectively are good. And if you don't know that, well, then you're not gay, and I can't help you. All right? Okay, I'm not going to Bergdorf Goodman's to buy these fluorescent running shoes for $1,200. The Chuck Taylors are still in style because they're classics. There is something objective that us gays know that are good. Are you buying those stocking shoes for $700?

Some of them are okay. Those Fendi, oh, those are Fendi. Some of those, I like those Fendi's. They took Yeezys off. They took the Yeezys off. They took the Luftwaffe Yeezys. What if he comes out with the Luftwaffe instead of Air Jordans?

Because, you know, that was the main competition for Nike and Jordan brand was Yeezys. The only thing that sold well, I guess, besides like Rod Lavers and Stan Smith, but they don't sell crazy to the kids the way the Yeezys do. You know, that'd be funny if Kanye does his own brand, which I think he's starting and he just calls it the Luftwaffs.

The Luftwaff. Luftwaff Yeezys instead of Air. Just the fucking Nazi Air Force. The Luftwaffs. Yo, you see those new loof waft yeezys those joints is cooking was that a pun i don't know maybe not maybe not maybe maybe what's up guys we are brought to you by roman. Listen, you got to have a strong hairline. All right?

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So Richie Fuentes and Milo Japanopoulos who cured himself of the gay so he got cancelled Milo you know Milo no I don't you've never heard of this kid so he got big he got big like a couple years ago right and he was like going to college campuses and talking you know and talking and like

you know schooling people to give him credit now here's the thing this is where we get into the gray zone of life a little bit. Now he's a clown. He's a grifter. Okay. He doesn't want to get a real job. I don't blame him for that.

You know, I don't either. I was just lucky enough to have a little talent, which I do have. He doesn't. So, but I get it. You know,

he came from probably a white collar family and like, he doesn't want to go through law school and you know, Oh, who that's a drag. You can't make that much money. You know, you, you know, and's a drag you can't make that much money you know you know and you know you can't make that much money you got to go into debt you got to go study how to learn be a computer guy dentist it's a lot and then you come out you're in debt and then you got to work for a while this is a guy who just said like hey i'm or a fashion designer you gotta go to fashion school or whatever you know he don't

want to do that so he saw a little opening in the, just by saying a few reasonable things, people would go like, yeah, you know what name, maybe these woke kids are. And he, he, he cashed in on that for a while. He was talking at campuses, they'd protest him, you know, stuff like that for a while. He was kind of an innocuous kind of character on the right. But to give him credit, to make a long story short, which is what I just did, he is the one who exposed that Sean King is white. It was him that did it when he was at Breitbart. So they looked into it. They went and they looked into the police report about the hate crime.

They went to the police department. They read that the police report about the hate crime. They went to the police department. They read that the police report said something completely different. They went and got his dad's birth certificate. They went and got his birth certificate. They went and found out who the father is, who Sean King's named after. That would be funny if she just named him after the dude who isn't the father.

So he's named after, and his real name is Jeffrey Sean King. Sean's his middle name. So Milo went and got all this. So that was, you know, Milo started all that. Makes sense. Yeah, so, you know, and Sean King was going, ah, these are right-wing talking points, right-wing talking points. But then everyone started looking into it.

And, you know, CNN had him on and going, all right, so we, you know, this does seem to be an authentic birth certificate, Jeffrey. And it does say your father is white. All your brothers are white. Your mother's white. You grew up in this area, which is white. The police report says that there was no hate crime in it. The fight was over this.

What do you have to say? And he just went right-wing talking points. You know, that was over this. What do you have to say? And he just went, he just went, right wing talking points. You know, that was his defense. He was like, these are right wing talking points. And they were. They were right wing talking points that were most probably based on facts. So there's Milo, who's changed his hairstyle

more times than I jerked off last night, which was a lot. And there he is. So he got canceled by Breitbart um for saying something flippant about how you know being a 13 year old boy having a relationship with an older man has a lot of positives and I think one of the comments might have been on the Joe Rogan experience Joe Rogan there's he makes careers and he takes a few the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh awayeth. Because he took away this guy's career.

He took away, what's his name? Ned, the guy, Carlos Mencia's career. He hurt that guy from True TV. Adam Ray. No, not Adam. Sorry, Adam. I apologize. Who's that kid who had the something ruins everything?

Adam ruins everything or ruins everything was the show? He went on there and they had a whole debate about like trans and sports. And Joe just tore him apart. Adam Carolla? No, not Adam Carolla. I did his show. Went on as an LA. He really listens well.

You're like, why am I here? Fucking sitting there with a highlighter. You're like, it's a radio show, dog. Let's riff. He's fucking highlighting like he's from the 80s. He did research on you? Yeah. Giannis, pull up a clap.

Can't get with these transgender bathrooms. We're getting out of hand. Anyway, uh, Giannis is going to be in Detroit. Um, yeah. So the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

And then, so he got canceled. So Breitbart fired him. He went into like, you know, he was persona non grata, even by his former allies and his former employer

and he was like a charismatic kind of gay guy the gay conservative thing is a big hit right like Christian Walker you know

because if you're just a gay guy who's going like take me to the bars where the fucking drag queens are and fucking let us marry and fucking immigrants for all. I want an immigrant. Let's all have immigrants. I'm special about that.

Yeah, you're just one of many. Right? But if you want some attention, you start going, close the border! Close the border! You know? Let's get back to traditional values. Gay marriage is fucking what now i got one and people start going wow this kid's different and you stand out so he pulled that shit because

he was like a very flamboyant kind of he would come in with the hair milo and he would talk with like a fake british accent i think he grew up in i don't know where he's like one of those like he's a boarding school kid i mean i don't even know this for a fact but i can tell you i know boarding school kid when one of those, he's a boarding school kid. I mean, I don't even know this for a fact, but I can tell you I know a boarding school kid when I see one. So he's a boarding school, and he would get up there, and he would have his glasses down, he'd pretend to be all studious, you know, like he was fucking Winston Churchill, and he would look down and go, yeah, well, the statistics say that black crime is disproportionate to the police interactions, and trans people are just just you know those are just the lesbians who haven't found themselves and like all you kids

are just anti-west and Muslims are dangerous goodnight and he'd walk away and he was always dressed really flamboyant but he was very like entertaining a little bit you know he was like flamboyant and then he got cancelled so what does he do like Madonna baby you gotta rebrand yourself

how do you ingratiate yourself he knows he's never gonna get the left right once you say certain things you're never gonna get the left like the left yeah the left has probably listened to this podcast and been like bye yannis right because once you say a word or something they're just like you you have when you're in the left, you got to go like, Ukraine, always Ukraine. No person is illegal. You have to go, Kavanaugh raped the whole world. He raped my mother and me as well. You have to say certain things you can't deviate.

They're pretty fascist about what your beliefs have to be. So he knows he's never going to get them back, even though he's a gay. He can't go full back and be like, I've seen the error of my ways. You could make the transition from left to right. That seems like a positive one. The right will accept you because they're hungry and they love it because that means they go. You see, he infiltrated. He was part of their movement.

He knows how crazy they are. But the left don't buy that. The left are unforgiving. They're the more unforgiving ones. You do something, it's like you're dead to me. You're like, remember? I can't. No, you can't you can't louis no do you remember when louis took his dick he can't be like yeah but shouldn't you forgive him like he didn't really actually commit a crime some of the girls let him do it now he's gone the right will be like come on in tell us tell us what you know about the left are they really having drag demon hour every day? What is it?

Is it drag queens everywhere? Right? They're all converting to Muslim. They're all secretly want to destroy America. Right? Do they hate white people? Tell me. You know, because they want the informant.

Like it's an informant. So you could make the transition like he did as gay to right, but you can't go back. So he knows he's not going to get the left, right? He knows he's lost the right. So what does he do? He doubles down. He doubles down on what he knows his dumb fucking base wants.

This is how grifters think. He goes, guess what I'm going to do now? I'm going to go to gay conversion therapy and become a straight white male and reemerge as a, just as a straight guy. I'm like, Hey guys, what's up? Christian White. I'm back. It's Milo. And I'm all about pussy now. I'm all about pussy now. It's pussy is what it's all about. And he just fucking flings his arms around like this, like a poodle looking for a treat. And he's just gone, I'm straight now, guys.

It's my little, hello, it's my little, I'm straight. You don't believe me? Look at me. Oh, Jennifer Aniston. Oh, fuck her. Oh, I'd like to fuck her so much. Oh, look how hot her titties are. I love when, like, you can tell when a gay guy over,

gay guys overcompensate when they're hiding. You know? They just overcompensate. And they'll pick like the fattest girl. They'll be like, oh, fuck her. Elisa, I'm so pussy crazed.

I would fuck that Michelin man. Did I call her Michelin man? I still have my sense of humor. I love big girls. I take anything. A one-legged girl, they start to sound like Patrice O'Neil. You're like, I still have my sense of humor. I love big girls. I take anything. A one-legged girl, they start to sound like Patrice O'Neal. You're like,

I think you're still gay, guy. Because you know what? Patrice said it funny, and yeah, I probably would fuck a one-legged girl, but probably not. But probably not. He goes,

I totally would. I'm so straight. I'm so fucking straight. I would fuck a one-legged girl. I'd fuck your grandmother. 80-year-old, you're like, Milo, calm down. Oh, I'm so pussy-crazed fuck a one-nugget well I'd fuck your grandmother 80 year old you're like Milo calm down

oh I'm so pussycrest I'll fuck Hillary Clinton you're like okay now you gave yourself away so he doubled down he cured himself and I think he opened a sector

for gay conversion gay conversion's funny I actually I think one time I had an idea for a show of like a like a gay conversion a gay conversion therapist with his family who's like obviously still gay but fights it every day that's a good show like a guy showing up to work and just pushing the delicious dicks out of his mind and just sitting down and then the show would be the lives of the people that come in and how he's like trying to convert them but he just ends up fucking them in

his therapist's office every day because like okay now pray with me they just sit there and he goes look it's evil it's not what god wants god doesn't want us to do this and he goes can you please stop talking to me like that it's so fucking hot and then they just and then you just you cut to them later they're both in their boxers shorts holding each other's hands pray with me pray with me we've sinned again we've sinned again we can't stop sinning so he has said i'll treat it like an addiction. You never stop being an alcoholic. Yeah, because you're gay. He's admitting it. He's like, I'm still gay.

I hope people will support and pray for me. Pray for me after I secretly take down a dick. This is the funniest thing to me because it shows, pray for me, if for no other reason that they share my delight in the prospect

of Milo Yapanopoulos furiously and indignantly railing against homosexuals for sins of the flesh. He announced his new vocation. Over the next decade, I would like to help rehabilitate what the media calls conversion therapy. It is unclear whether Yiannopoulos remains legally

married. The guy I live with has been demoted to housemaid. Sure. You know what the funny thing about him too is he was married to a, much like Ann Coulter, who, Ann Coulter was married to a black guy. And I think Milo was also married to a black guy who's now just his housemate. Oh man. It's a fun era, dude, where reality is the, reality and the truth is the last priority.

Now I understand. Look, this is what I understand. You know how many people said to me when i was in la i think i said in the last episode like why don't you move out here man why don't you like move out here you know things would happen so quick it's like you know um i understand what's going on i understand i i got a full understanding of my career. Most people who are entertainers, if not almost all, no matter what their form of entertainment, they create a version of themselves, a one-dimensional version of themselves to show the public that makes them almost beyond reproach, easy to understand, and kind of godlike. That's what people like. They like one-dimensional you know comic book type characters to follow nobody wants to hear about ricky martin taking

a shit no they don't want to hear ricky martin go on there and be like i had an argument with my they want to believe these people are perfect you know that they're not they don't make mistakes they don't take shits you know don't do anything human know, that's why when you open up, you know, Us Weekly, they're like, they're just like us. And people are like, really? Oh my God. Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds went to the supermarket? Because people don't normally see that part. They're going like, Ryan Reynolds is just a guy. He's just a larger than life character. So people create these one dimensional versions of themselves that they market to people. And it's carefully crafted a lot of times by managers and marketing representatives pr reps is what i'm trying to say and themselves they see what works you know they create a persona you know from

madonna to everybody certain way of dress certain thing you're talking about they find a thing i understand that i just walked into the room as like hey hey, I'm going to say a lot of shit you don't like. I just understand that I never did that. I never went. I never like gelled my hair a certain way and like became that guy. I'm not that guy. I'm just I understand when people watch me like, who is this guy? And they're constantly disappointed or surprised.

They find out about one thing I said. And then they they're like, I'm into this guy. And then they turn on the podcast and they go, whoa, I sent the guy I liked. Because I present as like just a full person. You know? Which I'm not saying

it's a good thing. I'm saying it is a mistake. Like, yo, the guy who bagged my groceries is crazy. So I understand. So that's what he's doing. He's rebranded. He's re-fucking-branded. Now, I don't think Kanye's rebranded. But maybe he is. Maybe in his mind, because he was running for president now.

He's really running for president. He goes on Tim Pool's podcast. Like I said, Tim Pool, I just got to give him credit. He had Kanye on out of the goodness of his heart. You know, he just wanted to understand it better. Yeah. You know,

um, I think anyone who has Kanye on right now is just thinking about how can we have a conversation like Jon Stewart said, you know, how can we have a, just a full blown, you know, reasonable conversation about our positions. You know, I believe,-blown, you know, reasonable conversation about our positions, you know?

I believe that, you know, you should judge people as individuals. And if you see successful Jewish people in a lot of places, maybe it has something to do with their cultural literacy and education. And maybe perhaps they help each other out a lot. A little nepotism like other ethnic groups have. There's some bad people in the world. Some of them are Jewish, some of them are black, some of them are white, some of them are Indian.

I have that perspective. Kanye and Nick Fuentes have the perspective that Jews should go into ovens and should be killed or thrown off ships. And I think we should sit down and have a reasonable conversation, Jon Stewart, so I can see where Kanye's coming from. You know, that's the way you do it. It's like when you sit down with a flat earther. You're going like, let me hear your data. I'm interested. Maybe I'm missing something.

Maybe I'm missing something. I'm being sarcastic, by the way. I'm being facetious. It's like there's some things you just get past. And when somebody goes back there, you just go like, look, man, we're not going back there. All right. We're just not going back to the fucking scapegoat Jews thing. We're not going back to the flat earth thing. Okay. We're just with the earth is round.

Okay. I got two balls and a dick. Okay. I got eyebrows. I got a nose and I'm wearing an Apple watch. That's Jared Harvin, that's Jesse Scudero, and we're sitting on a ball fucking floating in nothing held together by the gravity of other things in the universe.

We're past it. We get it. There's no fucking conversation to be had. Jews do not fucking belong being exterminated. We're past it. So my point is, if you have him on a podcast, it's not to sit down and find out what Kanye's position is because you already know it.

I mean, I could have predicted what he was going to say. You don't have him on and be like, let me hear what he's going to say and see how we can have a conversation about this. You try to change a guy's mind who comes in calling himself Shakespeare and Steve Jobs and Jesus. Do you think that guy's going to be like, you know what? I was wrong. I think I was wrong. You think Tim Pool was going to be able to, hey man, Jews are people too. And Kanye was going to go, you know, you're right. I think I was stereotyping them all. And I think

that that's hateful and evil. And I would hate that if somebody did that about black people. If someone said, hey man, let's stop beating around the bush here. You know, blacks are disproportionately represented in violent crime. You know, maybe you know who we're talking, you know, would he like that? I don't think Kanye would like that, right? Is that not the same thing?

I think it's a little bit of the same thing. It's called generalizing. It's called stereotyping. It's called erroneous thinking. It's called we should be past it. You know, it's like you can't have a, you know, you're doing it for an obvious reason. You're doing it for what they call good old clout, you know, because everyone's going to tune in to hear what crazy Kanye has to say, especially now that we've kind of moved past outrageousness as a culture into off the reservation is the new fashion. These kids, I think, are past the virtue thing.

This is what I'm predicting. They've done it already. So everything gets old, especially when it's a trend or a fashion trend. So the kids were going to school and going like, I'm a Zuby. Call me a Zuby. I'm a girl today, boy tomorrow, whatever. Don't say Indian or you're fucking Nazi. It's called native. Learn every Middle Eastern national anthem. Sing it before you get on a plane. If you don't, you're a white supremacist. Why are we not singing the Yemenese

national anthem before we get on it? Why is it called an American islands? Isn't that ethnocentric? Shouldn't it be called all countries airlines? What is this people? I think the kids got around getting over that now. And so now they're just going to tattoo their faces, call themselves clones and, and,

and, and, and maybe elect Kanye as their God, because he's speaking in code. You know, he's speaking on a deeper level, like Lil Boo. What was his name? Who claims to be a clone?

We are at a point right now where there is a rapper who makes money as a musician, who makes songs, who is insisting that he's a clone, earnestly. He's a Sicilian Puerto Rican clone, and he was made in, what do you call it, Clondonia? Clondonia, yeah. Clondonia in Canada. So apparently his second gen, his first gen, what he knows,

he said he escaped Clondonia. Now, I'm not making a joke. I'm telling you what he said and he said it earnestly. He's saying that his first gen, his real self, I guess was from New Jersey and then he was cloned in Canada

at a place called Clondonia, which he escaped. Now, they let him escape. They didn't come searching for him and they're just letting him go on these interviews and tell people he's a clone. So uh they're apparently not too worried about it and so he escaped and became a soundcloud rapper so they cloned him i don't think he got into the details of why he was cloned but apparently they cloned him because they said we need more mumble rap this is a true thing you can look it up his name is kid boo

b-u-u formerly known as sergio chican from from patterson new jersey a puerto rican sicilian kid who uh was taken his His DNA was taken. And he was in a test tube. He was made in Clondonia in Canada. And he escaped. To Coachella. He escaped to Coachella.

I'd love to hear the details of his escape from Clondonia. You know, what did he say? He said he saw the papers, right? But he was able to grab some papers to understand. So when he escaped, when he escaped. You can't add comedy to understand. So when he escaped, when he escaped, no, I, you can't add comedy to comedy. I'm just repeating to you what he said earnestly. He was managed to escape. And while he escaped, he, he also grabbed his specific papers and he said his real name was what a number. He was real

name, like a two, three, four, five, seven, two, three, four oh two three four five seven and his real what he did was he escaped he tattooed himself up like the island boys he's got tattoos all over his face and now he mumbles rap now it's not possible that he's doing all this for attention right like he just made up the clondonia story like he's got to be telling the truth no it's a real story it's a real story dude yeah it's a real fucking story like when a real story, dude. Yeah. It's a real fucking story. Like when you look at a McDonald's commercial and you see that Whopper, that shellacked model of a burger that for some reason looks nothing like

the greasy, wet shit that's wrapped in a fucking plastic napkin that's handed to you for $1.13, which was made out of fucking farmed cow meat and pressed down and probably mixed with pig asshole. You know, it looks just like what you see in the commercial. My Whopper always looks that good. Flame boiled.

Flame, what do they call it? Flame. Flame broiled, yeah. Flame broiled. But then when you see them make it. Which is what they called Milo. Yeah. Milo was flame broiled

but really they put them just like Milo they take the little smash down shit patty and put it in a little microwave shelf you ever see them put it in and pull it out they just push that shit in pull it out slap it down take a square piece of fake cheese slap it on there and we

eat it we eat it and it looks nothing like the commercial version because the commercial version is a lie yeah it's a shellac model it's not even real food jesse's done those commercials you're the first one to tell me about that did you do a red lobster commercial red lobster yeah and what did they do they put like chemicals all over the thing oh yeah nothing was real it was all spray painted shellacac. I mean, how funny is that? Nobody knows that, by the way. When you see a Red Lobster commercial,

you think that's the food. It's not the food. I thought it was food when I was younger. Yeah, it's shellac. It's a model. They make it out of clay or something, right? Yeah, it's really,

it's a mind fucker because it looks delicious, but if you eat it, you'll die. Yeah. It's covered with all kinds of chemicals and shellac. Yeah. It's the contouring for food there was a

food strobe light hoe food yeah we had a food stylist come in they got paid like a thousand dollars a day to arrange the plate i mean that's hilarious yeah like they would put the peas and carrots in the perfect spot what was the joke being used to have uh it was based on the chris rock joke i was like who's the biggest liars because he would always go man of women he had that great joke chris rock about look that men lie the most women tell the biggest lie men would be like i was at tony's house women are like it's your baby look it has your hat which was always a funny line and then me and jesse would go you would say who's the biggest lies the media you know because the airbrushing you also were exposed to the airbrushing that they do? Oh, yeah, early on, yeah. Dude. I remember he would show me,

I think it was, one of them was that actress who was in that movie with Chris Tucker and Bruce Willis, that futuristic movie, Myla. Huh? Fifth Element. Fifth Element. Oh, you're talking about the before and after retouching. Oh, dude.

What was her name? Myla. Jankovich or something like that. Miley Jankovich. Yeah.la jankovich yeah right so jesse showed me this is what 2000s when you were in advertising he showed me the before it was for a magazine cover some you guys were doing yeah and he showed i could not believe what i saw there was the before of her and then the after of her. Dude, it's nuts what they do. Yeah, the guy who used to retouch all my ads,

he would do a bunch of celebrity stuff, and it's ridiculous. He would show me the befores and afters of the amount of airbrushing and retouching. Dude, they reshape the body. Like, they'll go in and reshape the body. So they, like, make the waist slimmer. And then you see in the before all these imperfections like moles and like a little fat wrinkle here like they just take it away they just fucking like i remember seeing the before and like she had this flat ass and like it's like a black and

blue mark here and then they just made her back like curved down and her ass just like pop up a little bit and all her skin was just like, like just clear and pristine. You know, and that's what this kid's doing. That's what everyone's doing now. They're just, their product is them and they're just marketing a version of it, a one-dimensional version of it that is better than what it is. People are just out there going like,

you know, I'm a clone. Oh, now I'm special. You're the clone rapper. He's made himself into the clone. There's a clone rapper. He's probably sitting there going like, you know, I'm a clone. Now I'm special. You're the cloned rapper. He's made himself into the clone. There's a cloned rapper. He's probably sitting there going, all right, there's already a, you know, famous Jewish black rapper. There's already this type of rapper.

You know what there isn't? A cloned rapper. We're jumping the shark now. And that's why I was saying, I think kids are going to start going in like that now. Just crazy. I think crazy is the new shit. So that's why I wonder, I think kids are gonna start going in like that now just crazy I think crazy is the new shit so that's why I wonder is Kanye is this real or is it like you know is he just like because he's such a dude in touch with like the new thing he started

jumping the shark a little bit with Balenciaga with the dumb boots and the stupid sneakers and he started like going that crazy route that like completely detached, like let's try something different. He was wearing fucking weird contacts, which is also what they do now. Like the rappers will put on those, like they look like demons, they'll put on that. And then this Balenciaga campaign,

this is crazy. Have you heard about this? Yep. Like what is going on? Like what is going on? You know, and then they wonder why there's conspiracy theories about like, you know, fashion in Hollywood and political elites being pedophiles.

I mean, what is going on? I mean, this ad campaign has these little kids that have these teddy bears that are wearing S&M gear, and then there's papers in the ad that say on the paper a Supreme Court decision where they shot down that pedophilia was free speech. So you go like, what is this? And then she's got this photographer or whatever, director, whoever she was, this photographer or whatever, director, whoever she was, this Russian chick who Balenciaga was using for this campaign.

Supposedly on her Instagram account was all these weird photos of bloody kids and demonic shit. You're going, what is this? Is everyone just trying, because there's so much content out there, there's so much competition, are people just going further and further to outdo it? Is this like the steroid race in baseball, but except it's the crazy race? Is there going to be a congressional hearing

where like, hey man, you really went too far when you started eating babies on stage? It's the X Games of marketing. Yeah, it's like Lil Nas X is doing the whole demon thing and he's a pregnant woman. Like, it's all crazy now. You know, people tattooing their faces all up for attention. Here's Kim Kardashian when she walked in a full veil at the Met Gala.

Now, she has, like, come out in sort of half. She's kind of denounced the campaign, right? She said, like, I got to reevaluate my decision with Balenciaga. And I think she may be reevaluating that, her affiliation and sponsoring, being a spokesperson for Balenciaga, because maybe she's getting back to her roots

and she's going to go back to FUBU. I appreciate, she said, Balenciaga's removal of the campaign. An apology. In speaking with them, I believe they understand the seriousness of this issue and will take the necessary measures for this to never happen again.

She concluded the statement, she concluded in the statement, she's reevaluating. She concluded the statement. She concluded the statement. She's reevaluating her relationship with the brand. Yeah. Dude, I just think that when someone has, like, obvious images, like, of abusive children and pedophilia in their ad, I think maybe you want to do a little bit more

than reevaluate your relationship. You just want to come out and say, hey, I'm done. Yeah. There was even some like softball piece from the New York Times about this that was called like from blends from QAnon to Fox News about this. And you're going like, I'm not sure if that's what's going on here in New York Times. I'm not sure if like it's just q non who's upset

about this and i'm not i don't think it's just fox news is upset about this they phrased it as if it was like fodder for the alt-right when really it's like what is going on here this is a slipknot concert yeah i mean dog that's a three-year-old girl in a fashion like why? With that teddy bear in like fucking S&M gear. Like why? What's going on? You know times are tough when it's easier to break up with Kanye than Balenciaga. And they addressed it and they're blaming her and they're like

suing her, right? I think Balenciaga is pushing the buck and saying, hey, we had no knowledge of this. I mean, what the fuck, right? I think Balenciaga is pushing the buck and saying, hey, we had no knowledge of this. I mean, what the fuck, dude? Wait till you get to the weird ones. I guess they don't have them here. Yeah, I think they're like

a lot of places aren't showing them because it's disturbing. The one that was disturbing that had the papers in the shot from that supreme court decision maybe you can pull up what that supreme court decision was but it had something to do with child porn and so it's like it's it's very strange what is going on it makes you believe that there are like these demonic eyes wide shut kind of traffic kid part yeah it makes you believe in all this weird stuff

because you're going, why, what is this? So the second one was, yeah, so which included a photo with a page from a Supreme Court ruling. The Supreme Court ruling was United States versus Williams in the background in the photo. That ruling deemed the promotion of child pornography illegal and not protected under freedom of speech.

And then meanwhile, she had this photo, which was obviously alluding to child pornography and abuse of children. So, yeah, man, free, you know, the whole free speech thing is like, you know, free speech without responsibility is tyranny. You know, it's a privilege. It's a it's a right that should be treated well.

Like when you when you when there's no responsibility to your free speech, it turns into tyranny. You know, you can say anything. You're like, why can't you say, hey, let's round up the Jews? You're going, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know, you can't you can't say that. You can't you say, hey, let's round up the Jews? You're going, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't say that. You can't yell fire. It's like you go on Twitter now. It's just Pepe the Frog is back.

Even Elon Musk tweeted Pepe the Frog. I think liberals should take Kermit the Frog and fight back and just start doing all these like trolls with Kermit. I mean, this is just like sophomoric bullshit that these right-wing trolls take pepe the pig and they they tried like the same thing with the okay hand signal which they tried to like troll liberals with they they remember on 4chan they did this thing and they tried to troll liberals and make it they made like that this was like white supremacy but they did it as like a joke in order to like so liberals and make it they made like that this was like white supremacy but they did it

as like a joke in order to like so liberals would make themselves look like fools going after every person who did that and then they always use pepe the pig as some character that they hide behind or they make jokes with and they troll i think liberals should just take kermit the frog and then just start trolling back you know you just the Frog and then just start trolling back, you know? You just start trolling back. Just start trolling back and start making fake stories like that, where they just go, oh, like some fake account with a Kermit the Frog picture, tweets, oh my God, I was just in Delaware. You have no idea what's going on here. It is a children's story hour drag party from border to border.

It's a full-blown, Delaware is fully blown, become a trans state. And then you have all the right-wing outlets going, oh my God, Delaware, it's been reported, it's been reported. And then you just have Kermit the Frog smiling. I mean, what are we doing?

Jesse, what is going on here? What is Elon Musk doing? Why is he tweeting his bedside table and it looks like James Woods' house? His bedside table looks like he's a fucking, like he's a paranoid dude on the run. He's got a bunch of Diet Cokes, a gun, and then a picture of George Washington

with his army during the Revolutionary War with an American flag. Okay, what are you insinuating? You're insinuating that you love America? You weren't even born here, you South African Canadian prick. Now, I like Ian. Here we go. And then he, why?

I don't care about this particular psych op, honestly. Why are you getting in on this, dog? You got Teslas and rockets to make. Why are you getting in on this, like, sophomoric internet culture bullshit? He wants to be the smart, evil Donald Trump. Explain. He wants to have the same attention as Donald Trump.

He just doesn't want the same people supporting him necessarily. He wants the smart, futurist people who want to push society forward. But he doesn't want the dumb people in the trailer parks to support him and, you know, shoot their guns up in the air every time he tweets. He wants to be that smart dude that you can trust, but also he wants to have a little bit of fun with it. But you're saying he's taking a little bit of a page out of Donny T's book. Yes, Donny T's. Of like, let's be wild. Let's get in on it.

Let's not shy away from it. Let's not be above it. Let's get in it. But he doesn't have the charisma to hold it, though. Yeah. Now, Jess, what's going on? What's he doing? And then he gets mad when the advertisers jump ship.

You're going like, dude, what would you do? So he just picked a fight with Apple, right? Yeah, it's like, what would you do if the guy who bought Twitter is posting Pepe the Pig? Yeah. Which is, you know, obviously it's, what is it? It's like a troll alt-right thing. Like, even if it's not, whatever it is, why are you getting in on it? There's no reason to.

What are you doing? What are you doing, dog? You have the same gun that Hellboy uses. That gun does look like Hellboy's gun. Let's find out where Peppa the pig, what's the deal with Peppa the pig? The frog. let's find out where pep and the pig what's the deal with pep and the pig the frog because all i know is all i know about pep and the pig is those are the accounts that call me a lib loving cock that's all i know is that every time i see that fucking frog i'm being called a fucking biden simp and every time I see a fucking rainbow flag and pronouns in the bio,

I'm being called a fucking Trump sympathizer. That's all I know about the Pepe the pig. So what is the etymology? So in 2019, Pepe was used by protesters um in the hong kong protests despite being used in a political context pepe the frog's use in the hong kong is not perceived as being connected with the alt-right ideology so how is it now connected to the alt-right ideology it was created by American cartoonist Mac Fury in 2005.

Its uses as an internet meme came from his comic book club. I mean, who's reading comic books as adults? Okay, so here it is. As an internet meme. Let's look at this. It started in MySpace 2005, became an in-joke on Gala Online.

The page containing Pepe and the catchphrase was scanned and uploaded to 4chan. Man. I'd love to see an advertisement for 4chan on TV. Hey, do you want to say the N-word? Are you just fucking are you fucking dying to just yell the N word come over to 4chan you got some things you want to say about the Jews

and not be and not be bummed out with being reprimanded come over to 4chan do you want to get to the bottom of the pedophilia ring inside a pizza hut and don't want to be judged for it? Are you currently unemployed and have a lot of time on your hands

and also, you know, never felt the inside of a woman's vagina? Come over to 4chan where you can find others just like you. 4chan, hate speech that matters. So, Fury said of Pepe's usage as a hate symbol, this is the guy that created it, it sucks, but I can't control it more than anyone can control the frogs on the internet.

So how did it first become? So the meme was connected to Donald Trump's campaign. Okay. As early as 2005, a number of Pepe variants were created by the internet trolls to associate the character with the alt-right movement. Some of the variants produced by this had Nazi Germany, Ku Klux Klan,

or white power skinhead themes. During the 2016 election, the meme was connected to the Trump campaign, blah, blah, blah. Twitter and Instagram titled the deplorables, play on Hillary Clinton's basket deplorables. She's great. Which included Pepe's face.

So it was like, yeah, so I was probably used as like a symbol of resistance to Clinton and to the political correctness and all that bullshit. And then of course, probably the alt-right got it and started throwing good old KKKs up there and fucking, you know, white supremacists. And that's what it is. Either way, all I know about it, people are going to argue in the comments and say, Hey,

Yanni, you're falling for it. I know I've heard about this thing. That's not what it is. You're falling for it. It's just a troll. And then the same thing with this signal to go. It's just a troll. But here's what I know from experience. The accounts that call me a cuck always have Pepe the pig. So that's Pepe the fucking whatever frog. That's what I know. My point is, why is he getting in on this? And even if he's trolling it, saying psych ops and all that, what's he doing? Who's he talking to, and why is he doing it?

What is your insight? I'm asking you, what do you think he's doing? Why is he doing this? Has he lost it? I hope not. Dude, you're talking about the guy who started SpaceX and Tesla, and now he's on Twitter tweeting

the frog, trying to make it a profitable company. On one hand, tweeting that free speech is the most important thing and America's the last hope for it or we all lose to tyranny. And then the next tweet is his bedside Diet Coke habit with a gun

it's like the table of somebody who's about to commit him suicide and then the next tweet is fucking pepe the pig he's trolling at the very best it's sophomoric trolling that should be beneath the world's richest man and founder of a company that single-handedly pushed the auto industry into electricity yeah am i wrong about that no it's just a man mastering something that he's not meant to master it's like hannibal burr is trying to rap it's kind of exactly like that it's kind of like yo dog you gotta get back you gotta get you gotta get your ceo hat back on and uh you know well he's got a 44 billion dollar problem now he's got an empty club he needs people to come in you know do you think that's what he's doing i you always got

a wise take on shit do you think he's like just trying to get attention like he's doing the kanye thing like is everyone just trying to get attention and shameless now as everyone acts because he's acting crazy this is a crazy behavior from someone you know be really sad you know it would just be really sad because like you were saying this guy is like he did a lot so far he's done a real lot so far he's a visionary in a lot of ways even stephen king was like dude you know i own a tesla i Tesla I think Elon Musk is brilliant he's like but what is this and guess what Elon I hate to say I'm a fan I own a Tesla too I'm a fan and I'm also going what the fuck is this what are you doing so I know Stephen King's tweets a lot

of fucking you know he's like the Alyssa Milano of horror I love when I love when he gets woke Stephen King's like gets woke and you're hey, aren't you the guy who wrote Carrie and fucking Pet Sematary? Don't you write horror books, dog? You know what I mean? It's like when Hollywood goes like, hey, man, we got to get rid of the guns, but just make sure you see Diving Gun Guy

with Mark Wahlberg and The Rock. You're going, aren't you the guys that just made Rambo? I mean, what the fuck? Everyone takes themselves way seriously and everyone thinks that they're not a hypocrite human. I mean, it's getting crazy out here. Some people are saying now that Tesla's like the new MAGA hat. So if you're driving a Tesla,

you look like wearing a MAGA hat. Yeah. Which I think is stupid. It's a good car. It is a good car. And like wearing a MAGA hat. Yeah. Which I think is stupid. It's a good car. It is a good car. And he did a good thing. But, you know, the point is you can kind of see where they're coming from. Because he's dog whistling one side here.

I get it. One side was underrepresented on that Twitter. I get it. The Hunter Biden thing was suppressed on Twitter. I get it. The Hunter Biden thing was suppressed on Twitter. I get it. But the way he's acting, you go like, what's he doing? You're supposed to come in there, you're portraying yourself to be this unbiased arbiter and moderator who's created these councils that moderate the genuineness of accounts, the veracity of news stories, and is trying to promote free speech in a unbiased way to the best of your ability. And then you're coming in there and tweeting this shit that is cheering on all these – like, people are cheering you on.

A lot of them are just maniacs, like incel maniacs, Nazis, white supremacists. How are you not aware of that? How are you not aware of that? No, I think he is aware of that. I think that's why he's a genius because I think he's making up for lost time with the people who weren't represented on Twitter because you had a lot of people who, you know, it was overly woke. You had Nancy Pelosi kneeling with a kente cloth on for Black Lives Matter.

That's one of the best. That's one of the best. So it's like... That's one of the best. You had all these people who weren't represented. Like you said, you got to get people in the club because you own Twitter now. When's the last time you think Nancy Pelosi

had a black person in her home? I'll tell you when. It's when she had the mirrors cleaned. Yeah, when she was a vampire in 1600. And it wasn't there for a dinner party. I'm sorry I cut you off. You were saying something. But I think it lends to his genius and it lends to his power because he gets people on Twitter by trolling, also representing the right side.

But no one's going to cancel him because he's such a genius, we need him anyway. So it's like, you guys are not going to out me, I'm going to Mars. I can literally leave y'all behind. So by using his genius and by using his proclivity to knowing shit, I think he kind of makes himself uncancelable. And I think he thinks that right now. So that's why he's kind of going wild. Because like, who the fuck? What, Neil deGrasse Tyson's going to get us to Mars?

He's going to get us to Saturn? I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. I speak Gen Z. Wait, was that not? The first part of that, I found like, it sounded like you were trying to find your footing on what you were trying to say.

No, no, no. I think he's going crazy because no one can cancel him. Right. He can do anything. That part I get. He can do anything because he's so smart no one's going to replace him it's like y'all need me right i get that part i think i think you're right i think that's a good point you're basically saying like and he gets active and he gets people active on twitter because

there's a lot of people on the right right like oh twitter is this is our space now we can do whatever we want right but when he owns twitter anyway so that's going to benefit i think what you're saying and i'll piggyback off that is like this is sort of the um challenge of anyone who gets to the top they get surrounded by a lot of yes men they lose touch a little bit with reality and um they start being a little egotistical and they've achieved so much they believe that they can do no wrong yeah and. And they fly too close to the sun. It's one of the oldest, you know, one of the oldest allegorical stories that we have. You know, they just like,

you start to feel godlike and untouchable and beyond reproach. And you're smarter than everybody in all fields. And you're a comedian. And you're also the king of Twitter. And you're also the king of Neuralink. And you're the king of everything. you're also the king of Neuralink and you're the king of everything and you're the king of the Ukraine. I mean, the guy tried to broker a deal. The guy tried to broker a deal between Russia and Ukraine on Twitter. That's almost as crazy as Kanye running for president after announcing himself as a Jew

hater. Yeah, that's like trying to buy a house on Craigslist. Yeah, it's trying to rap when you're funny at telling jokes about peanut butter. It's like Nate Bargatze going, I'm so funny, I'm going to start cursing now. Bad move. You start to believe your shit don't stink. You make a good point. That's what's happening.

That's exactly what it is. The kid believes his shit don't stink. Everyone needs him. I'm the smartest guy in the room. I know what I'm doing. I can do all things when none of us are. He has leverage too. Yeah, he's got leverage. I own it. I own it. I'm the richest man. And then you also are surrounded by

a bunch of sickcophants. That's what happens to kings. That's why they always value the jester, because the jester comes around, makes fun of you, and tells you the truth. But now Elon Musk thinks he's the jester and the king. You can't be both, unless you're in Ukraine. Somehow that happened.

Or you're Rogan. Yeah, or you're Rogan. But, you know, when you're around rogan dude he he's one of the most fascinating guys and then i want to get back to this point though i don't want to lose it but i want i want to get back to the point about elon trying to broker a deal but i mean can you on twitter i mean it just shows again i've said this in a previous episode but it shows you how twitter makes us all crazy like because i've actually tweeted stuff where i'm like this is going to change the world and i'll tweet it and people

like fuck you get back to jokes and i'm like you're right you're right i should not be tweeting this twitter gets us all i'll be like i'm going to tweet the most profound thing it's going to be like a million retweets and people are going to see that peace is the way and i'll go and i'll tweet it and then just immediately pepping the pigs like. And then everyone's just like, shut up, Yanni. You're such a letdown on Twitter. Tell a joke, clown.

And they're like, you're right. I should be telling jokes because that's all I am is a fucking clown. True. But where was I going just now? Because I wanted, yeah. Because it just shows that Twitter gets everybody

because he's out there. He's like, he woke up one morning and was like, I'm Elon Musk. I'm the genius. I'm going to fix the whole thing with a tweet. And he did a poll, right? Like a poll. He was like, who wants to see the conflict ended?

And then the Ukrainian people were like, shut the fuck up. You're fucking dying over here. There's a war. We've been invaded. We're not just going to fucking give them a portion of our, you know, you're like, oh yeah, I forgot. It's like trying to, it would be like trying to solve the Israeli-Palestinian thing with a tweet.

Just going, hey, who thinks Israel and Palestine should just stop it? Just stop. And everyone just goes 100%. And you're like, see, I solved. I mean, what was he thinking? It's arrogance. Naivete. Hubris.

Now, where was I going? I was going was going somewhere though say something about rogan first oh rogan yeah rogan so the thing about rogan um dude he does he is an interesting guy you don't when you're around him he manages to keep himself so fucking normal like you around him he's a guy who's worth probably half a billion dollars he's the trends on twitter every day he's one of the most famous people on the planet and then he goes to the vulcan gas company and does a 45 minute comedy set yeah he's and then he like hangs out and you like you just i like people talk here's the thing like i was never for some strange reason i've done done this show, I was never intimidated. Like, even the first time.

First time, the only thing was I was a little nervous. I wanted it to go good. Right? Yeah. But, what were you saying? I mean, you're right. Yeah. He's got a lot of money.

He knows Jiu Jitsu, but you could also put him on a swing set. He did something about that, though. He made himself into a hard man. A lot of times, that's a lot of the motivation behind that. You know what I'm saying? A lot of the motivation sometimes, you know i'm saying a lot of the motivation sometimes you know sometimes you know sometimes you go to great adventure and they say you gotta go and you go okay i'm gonna kick you in the face now yeah he's not a tall guy but he's probably got a sense of humor about that too.

Usually those short guys, they become like fucking tyrants, you know? Usually they go the other way. But he's so comfortable with himself and calm and very smart, but in a Socratic way. Like he's not like making a lot of sense. And he keeps himself like very humble. And by the way, you Like, he's not, like, making a lot of sense. And he keeps himself, like, very humble. And by the way, you know, he made jokes about, like, hey, don't take vaccine advice from me.

I'm fucking, you know, I'm a comedian. Like, he would say, I did shows with him where he said that. But also, a lot of the things that he had questions about, he wasn't all wrong. You know? Like, he wasn't all wrong. Two things that stand out in my mind are, you know, like he wasn't all wrong. Two things that stand out in my mind are, you know, where's the message about health? Where's the message about like boosting your immune system

through health? It was killing only fat and old people. So you're going like, how come you're not saying like, you know, and this whole thing that we are going to avoid the virus and like, you know, it's like, obviously the vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting it and all these things. Now, granted, I know they didn't know everything and they were learning as they go, but how come they were not considering a previous infection vaccination? Because a vaccination is a simulated infection. It's not as good as an infection. An infection is the best thing that can happen.

So why who people were infected? Why were they saying you should also be vaccinated? Now, I understand the waning immune system, waning immunity and all that bullshit and the different strands and stuff, but I'm not talking about that. You know, it's like that speaks to boosters. Those are voluntary.

And look, also, the vaccine was always, for the most part, voluntary, except for those people who were fucking laid off because they weren't vaccinated, even if you had a previous infection that's bullshit that's fucking bullshit you know now the private it's a private company you make a decision you want people to be vaccinated because it mitigates the spread of the virus and lessens people's sickness and protects older people and all that shit and you're not scared of science and that's what your private company fucking decides fine or if your particular legislature votes for that

that's democracy i get that i'm not arguing against that i see both sides of that argument and i say they have the freedom to do that whether right or wrong they have the freedom to do that what i am saying is why was a previous infection not considered vaccinated status was it because it's hard to prove? Maybe that. But like, what are you going to do? Is this Nazi Germany where you're going to stamp everyone? People can print out fake cards too.

Exactly. That system was a little bit fraudulent as well. Great point. That's a great point. So like, why not? You know? So he, you know, the whole thing. And then the masks.

It's like, we found out that the only thing that works is the kn95 mess i mean something's better than nothing they say blah blah blah but then we all have friends who are fucking walking around with masks and they got it like three times so it's like what are we doing and also the mask is just prolonging the inevitable if this thing is going to be around forever it's like you prolong the inevitable you want people to get infected so ultimately herd immunity is the goal. Sweden, big picture, was right. In the short term, they pay dearly with lives,

but like they're Swedish. They're going to fucking commit suicide in the winter anyway. So it's like we're going to slow down the economy, you know, to save them for the summer, which over there is only like a month and a half, and then they fucking kill themselves in January anyway. Either they die by the gut, by chewing on a gun or a fucking virus that fell out of a fucking factory

out of a fucking laboratory. Allegedly he wasn't all wrong dog. And people were like treating him just cause he had these questions, you know, now, did he have a couple of questionable people on there like the guy who claimed to invent the rna vaccine then you read it and he like wrote one paragraph in a paper yeah did he overstate his contribution to creating rna mrna that guy maloney whoever who now where's that guy where's all the dark intellectuals now or that that guy Weinstein, you know, who's like a fucking sociologist who all of a sudden was talking about fucking virology? Yeah.

Could he have had a couple few other guys who were epidemiologists and virologists on there to say a little bit more? Yeah, he could have. But it's his personal podcast. He does what he wants. And he wasn't all wrong about a lot of shit. and he wasn't all wrong about a lot of shit. Was, you know, and also context. There was a time where it's like,

hey man, the reason why we did the lockdown is because the hospitals were overrun. Now, depending on who you, if you ask someone in the medical profession who we all lean on and depend, they were like, yeah, we had to do it. The fucking hospitals were being overrun. You know, I spoke to a lot of people at hospitals because I spent some time in there

and they were like, yeah, people don't understand. They're not here. They're not on the the ground they don't know the difficulties we're facing we're putting bodies outside and shit like that you have to do a temporary lockdown to slow that up or else the system just gets overrun or like Jesse suggested you could build more apparatus outside but that becomes a challenge you got to train more health care staff it was a fucking mess I'm saying nobody knew everything you know but it's like he was fucking completely demonized but he wasn't like anti-vax you know his parents got vax like he decided not to it's ridiculous and then novak jovich can't play in a fucking thing he had a

previous infection he had covid so it's like it gets a little weird and then people got laid off because they wouldn't get the vac it's a little weird and then people got laid off because they wouldn't get the vaccine it's a little weird if they had a previous infection my point is why was a previous infection not considered vaccination status that's my my question and also the lockdowns the way they were obviously probably were some mistakes happening there state by state but again you got to put everything into context and like like taylorz is still, this is how people toe the line. Like there's a big fucking protest all over China right now, all over China where they've had enough.

And if you think the United States ain't supporting those protests, you got another thing coming because you woke up a giant sleeping bear, you little commie renters. And now the United States does what it does best. We get the military industrial complex pumping, and we get our subterfuge and our CIA intelligence cooking, and we're supporting what they call the opposition. If you don't think we don't got any fucking influence on the ground with these protests,

you got to know, come on. Spies in China china how you put change in kangaroos exactly so taylor lorenz like was dragged because taylor renz is you know she's the crying journalist who likes the whatever um who cares but she got mad that someone uh was against the china the lockdown in China. So she towed the line and stuck with it as if context doesn't matter. For context, even Fauci is against the China lockdowns at this point because at this point, we're three years in, there's vaccines. China's got their vaccine, but apparently we didn't give them our vaccine because they got their Chinatown vaccine. They got their Canal Street version.

They got the sniky version. They got the fake Gucci bag vaccine. So what happened was, is that Pfizer was going to make a deal with China to give them the vaccine, right? Because obviously China, they like selling vaccines too, right? But we got the dope vaccine. We got the dope technology. selling vaccines too, right? But we got the dope vaccine.

We got the dope technology. But China, in a very CCP-like way, did not want the vaccines. Jesse, what did they want? They wanted the intellectual property of the vaccines so they could make their own. And we said, this ain't pre-pandemic no more. We know who you are. We know what you're up to.

And you're not getting our fucking intellectual property. Either you buy our vaccines and give us some more money or good luck. So they didn't take it. Because what China really wants is the technology. They want to know how we made it.

But we wouldn't tell them. Is that essentially what happened? That's right. Because, well, you know, because China wants the technology to make their own because they always want to compete with us. And we're like, uh-uh, we got the upper hand. We got the vaccines. Either you take our vaccines and try to figure it out later, or bye-bye.

We're not giving you, we're not handing over the blueprint to you is that correct yeah if you want to do business in china you can't just open up you have to share your intellectual property with them right that's part of the deal you want access to that market you know they got to know what they got to know your secrets basically okay well guess Well, guess what, China? Them days is over. My Nikes were made in Sri Lanka. You jumped the shark. China overplayed their hand, and I think America has had enough. Not only America, NATO. It's a lot of countries and a strong force.

And now the CCP party is going to be under a lot of pressure because what starts to happen is all these countries that were doing business with China, they stopped doing business with China. Guess what happens? The gravy train stops. So guess what happens when the gravy train stops? People get upset. They start going, hey, what's going on, President Xi?

Why are things not awesome like they were a couple years ago? And President Z goes, because of us. They hate us. And then the people go, okay, well, now we're going to storm your fucking palace and put your head on a spike. And we sit there and we go like this. And enjoy it truly.

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