Yannis Pappas Hour - Chris Hanson these Shooters

Episode Date: July 9, 2022

Yanni reveals the only thing we share in common anymore. Also, If Chris Hanson can catch these predators can he catch mass shooters? And finally, how is Ilhan Omar gonna walk that pro choice walk and survive her constituency that don’t. Ironies abound as ironies due when progression and religion do lunch. WasdadeAlis! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up everybody? I hope you had a safe and healthy happy 4th of July. None of those things are going to be true depending on where you are in the country. You either ate too many poison hot dogs probably the worst thing for you drank too many Trulies

had a little bit of a sugar coma after you had the desserts, which is what happened to me. And now I probably got a sub-variant of the Omicron, but we're barreling through. I'm about 50-50 on whether I'm going to go and get one of those rapid tests. I think I'm just going to do

my part and spread it. We've got to speed this thing up and get to an endemic as quick as possible. But I got a little bit of a scratchy throat, so es fuest de talas. If you were in other parts of the country, shocking, there was another mass shooting, as you know. I was very shocked to hear that it was the only one of the day.

Apparently, the guy got away. We got a lot to talk about but he got caught finally but again how can you escape any type of gender controversy whether it be abortion trans men want to be included and whether it be mass

shooters trans women want to be included so it is what it is baby you must involve the trans community in whatever the hot button issue is of the day. And the mass shooter found a way to do that as our trans men going, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies. Don't forget, we also are affected by this. Very important. And that's the most important part for all three or four of them in the country to be acknowledged.

And let's just be honest. Are there really any irresponsible trans men? No. Okay? You remember to take your regimen of hormone shots. You're going to be a responsible dad? So no worries. Joe Rogan has made news again. my special needs brother just keeps calling me over

and over again, which is fun, so I got to, that's my life, baby, and I enjoy it, it's pure chaos, and it's fun, Joe Rogan has made news again, like he does every day, because people need content, people need content, Joe Rogan gives them content, So Joe Rogan went on Lex Friedman's podcast and he made a Putin joke. See, Lex, you let him get away with it, but you got mad at me when I put it on Twitter. That's what you call hypocrisy, you Russian commie spy. Joe Rogan made news because he said he wouldn't have Trump on his podcast. And people are going, wait a second. Didn't he say he endorsed DeSantis?

Why is everyone so concerned about what Joe Rogan's thoughts are on any president? I'll tell you why, baby. Because people need content. They turn it into content. We're all leeches living off each other trying to make content. Come catch me.

By the way, I bombed big yesterday on stage. Come catch me at a show near you. I'll be performing live, but I won't be doing jokes anymore. I will be joining the herd. I will be wearing a police body cam looking for crowd work clips that I can put on TikTok. That's it. I've already ordered my body cam on Amazon. And if you make a move, it's recorded and I will do

everything I can to instigate the audience to talk to me so I can too contribute into the absolute destruction of the art of stand-up comedy. R. Kelly. I believe I can die. I believe

I can meet the man in the sky. I contemplate suicide all the time. Spread my cheeks and get fucked in the ass because I'm going to prison for 30 years. TikTok's what? He's a pedophile. You feel bad, Jesse? Not at all.

Okay. TikTok is in big, big, big trouble, but not because they are in bed with the Chinese government like all Chinese companies are and sharing data with the government who's part owner, like a mafia style. We take a piece of your business just like in Goodfellas when the big boy said,

all right, I'll see what I can do. I don't know anything about the restaurant business. The Chinese government's going, I don't know anything about the TikTok business. All right, we'll see what we can do. Just provide me know anything about the restaurant business. The Chinese government's going, I don't know anything about the TikTok business. All right, we'll see what we can do. Just provide me with all the information, and just let me know. Whoever's talking about China on their podcast, I just need to see what they jerk off to. We'll see what we can do.

We'll see what we can do to blackmail who, whatever. But they're not even in trouble for that. They're in trouble for the blackout challenge. And we will discuss what that is. And it's quite disturbing. I think this generation is called generation i like the iphone and uh i don't know what your generation has to live for but um it seems like you don't know either because apparently they were just choking themselves out to the

latest britney spears song or whatever track they were putting on. Because TikTok always encourages you to put a track on there. So I wonder what track. Maybe it was some Sigour Rousse. Or maybe it was a good old pop song, like a good old nostalgic Britney Spears. Or a Bye Bye Bye from NSYNC. Because that would be appropriate. Bye Bye Bye.

Jordan Peterson's been suspended from Twitter. Try to care about that one, News. There's that one. And we got a lot more to discuss, including the greatest American athlete, Joey Chestnut. He won again, baby. We may not be able to win MVPs in the NBA anymore.

I think the past three have gone to foreign players, but when it comes to eating, we're still number one. This is long days and let's delve deep into the bowels of my mind and this country and find out. I see dollars. Welcome back, everybody. We got our freaking cold spring water made from recycled toilets. It tastes delicious. It's freaking cold. Also, Brooklyn Cannery. Let me give them a shout out at the beginning of the show so people can hear it. Brooklyn's freaking cold. Also, Brooklyn Cannery.

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Also, guess what, guys? I'll be in Montreal for the Montreal Comedy Festival. Also, we're getting rid of all these shirts. So the rest of the shirts are going to you. So all you got to do is write a review on Apple Podcasts, screenshot it to me, send it to me on the gram gram if you're in america you will get a shirt i'm not sending that shit to korea okay that's 20 this is coming out of my pocket as a gift for you being a fan so uh and they're free shirts we gotta unload them so you'll get whatever size they have so if you don't have a niece go resell them on the street or throw them on ebase okay they're collectibles items at this point. Okay.

So whatever size we have, I'm sending you a shirt. So if you want a shirt, you can put your size and if I have it, I'll send it. But go write a review on Apple Podcasts, screenshot it, send it to me on the gram and we will send you a shirt. I appreciate that. Also, patreon.com slash Yanni Long Days. We are really going wild on the Patreon. Those episodes are some of our best. So come join me, Jared and Jesse, on our Patreon for our extra long day where we really go berserk and delve into something specifically and get to the bottom of it. We go deeper than we find out what's the Dulles. Okay? We do surgery on the Dulles is what we do. was the Dillas. Okay. We do surgery on the Dillas is what we do. We do surgery on it. And Jesse's finally got a mic. Our audios are even. He's got some nice new balance on. And I probably have the BA Omicron or the BC or the BA or the AD. And we'll find out. It's mild.

It feels pretty mild. Jared's had it probably 20 times. Kid's 24 though. He's not obese. He just had a runny nose when he had it. And he still denies it, but he gave it to Jesse. And Jesse probably killed four people in the shop right. 100%. Stop and shop. When he went to the supermarket. As always, we're joined by the great

Jared Harvin, JHarvin15. Follow him on his journey through the comedy world. And Jesse Scaturo, who doesn't want you to follow him, but it's jessescaturo, all one word, if you want to check out his art and see somebody who posts every six years. That's being generous. Yeah, I think I went to your Twitter and I saw the Mauricio show

from the Times Square Art Center as your last post. Oh, Twitter? Yeah, I think your last post, three of the people in the photo are dead. Rest in peach, Angelo Lozada. Rest in peach, Angelo Lozada. All right.

I mean, I got CTE speak. I speak like a guy with CTE. Yeah, yeah, you do. I think it's the consequences of sleep apnea, though. I'm going to do the sleep study. I got my endoscopy, and God, it feels good, that propofol. When they put you down, that is a nice sleep. That's a Michael Jackson joke.

Yeah, I woke up sucking my thumb. I was curled up in the fetal position, And he was like, okay, we're done. And I was like, no, please, can you check my penis hole now? There's more holes for you to go in. You know, they went down the throat. They took a peek, biopsy, some stuff. But he said it didn't seem anything concerning. He gave me some heartburn medication.

So I don't know. You're doing the ass next. Yeah, the ass comes next. The ass comes next. And you know what I figured out it's coming up actually tomorrow's my hell day right

so I don't know we'll take the rapid test find out what's going on because I don't know if I can have a colonoscopy with with with COVID

I don't know you know but my but my doctor is Chinese so maybe this maybe this is a way to even the score

comedy guys comedy maybe this is a way to even the score. Comedy, guys. Comedy. Maybe this is my little sneak attack. Return the favor. Yeah. So what I realized is, you know what the best thing on the planet is? The absolute greatest thing on the planet is not money, not success, not even love, not even sex, nothing ecstatic you could think of. The best thing in the world is the absence of something bad. I think that's the greatest thing that can happen to a person is the absence of something bad, right? So when you get, when they take a peer into your asshole when they steer when they stare deeply into your smash bean your little starfish smash bean and they come up and they say we see nothing concerning would you trade that for gold no that's the most valuable thing. Yeah. On the scale of value on the planet, not seeing cancer inside your asshole is probably number

one, right? That should give some people some perspective. Like that is the most valuable thing. What's more valuable than that? Yeah. Maybe your kid. Maybe I'll say your kid. Okay.

If you care about your kid, right? But there's a lot of selfish people who don't. There's a lot of runaway dads who say you know what i'll put the nothing in my asshole above that so it's it's it's those those two probably platoon for goats like kobe and lebron it's like nothing in your asshole and your kid are the two greatest things am i wrong like think about it would you trade all the money in the world if i said hey i'll give you a million dollars you'll have a No, you don't. Think about it. Would you trade all the money in the world? If I said, hey, I'll give you a million dollars. You'll have a million dollars.

You don't have to work for it. I'll give you a million dollars, but they will find something in your asshole that's concerning. Would you take the million dollars? I'll take it if they find a million dollars in my asshole. That's the kid who knows how to find a loophole. You've got a loophole in that question. You wouldn't take it, right? No. No got a loophole in that question you wouldn't take it right no no i wouldn't take it and i wouldn't take it if you someone who would take that wait

how many years how many years out what do you mean meaning how many good years do i get before they find something bad in my asshole no they find something bad right in your asshole and they give you a million dollars on the same day i go here i give you a million or they find something bad in your asshole so you could go on a bender with your million dollars and die or you can continue to live with nothing in your asshole hell no yeah no i want nothing in my asshole i don't want a doctor's finger i don't want cancer and i don't want a man's penis in my asshole i don't like fingers in my asshole anytime a woman has got close to the area i don't like it. Okay? I don't like it. Area 51, no fly zone. No flies.

Area 51. My asshole's area 51. You're not allowed even close to that thing. Okay? There's aliens in there. What if aliens come and put the cancer in there like Santa does

when he comes down the chimney while you're sleeping? That's their fun. Dude, I was hanging out with this couple the other, on 4th of July. They saw a spacecraft. They both saw it. And then their parents saw the one in the Taconic.

Remember that famous Taconic one, the Taconic Parkway, where like thousands of them saw a ship the size of a football field just floating up there. They're freaking aliens. I remember I was telling that to you, Justin. You were going like, I don't buy it. Now the fucking government admits it.

What's your position now? I'll believe it when I see it. I want to see a crystal clear photograph. I don't want to see any of these thumb smudges or anything like that. I want to see a real clean picture. That's just a guy. That's just a sentence from a guy

who doesn't get haircuts right there. That was on par, Jesse. You'd be a tough guy to proselytize to. You're too cynical and reasonable. I couldn't get you into my cult. I'd have a tough time getting you into my cult. I'd try

for a couple times and be like, hey guys, Jesus is your Lord and Savior, or I'll go, Muhammad's the way to go, or listen, you gotta wear this frisbee on your head. Whatever it is, I'll try to get you in there. You'd be recalcitrant. Good word.

Get smirter. You'd be recalcitrant, and then you're the type of guy I'd be like, all right, look, all right, you're right, okay? I don't believe any of this shit either, okay? I'm doing this to fuck everyone's wife,

and then I just put a gun to back your head and say, just throw, put the fucking frisbee on. Put the frisbee on, put the fucking black outfit on and get in line with the rest of the men

and fucking do the wailing wall or whatever my particular cult is. You'd be easy to get in. How so? You're young, impressionable, you know? I'll get you in.

You're Gen I. Are you Gen I? No, I'm Gen Z. Gen Z. I am not following nobody that can't find their mouth when they drink water. First of all, I am not doing that to you. Yeah, that big red bow is starting to call him.

Guys, God speaks to me. I'm out. As soon as I see that shit, I am out. So F I see that shit I'm out So F Fourth of July Fun time Went again to the Verzi's house His annual Fourth of July party

Saw the fireworks My baby couldn't handle it We tried to put headphones on the baby But apparently the baby doesn't love America As much as I hope she does I was hoping she really loved America and she would understand it was the big girl's birthday and a couple of boom booms shouldn't scare her because, you know, we're doing this for the red, white, and blue,

but my baby apparently is malleable when it comes to what she loves. All right? She's not as much of a patriot as I thought. We had to run out of there when the fireworks started and get her out of there. But I think it was stupid of us to try to let a one-and-a-half-year-old hear fireworks that close.

Because Verzi doesn't get the little... He goes and gets like... He goes with Chris Italia, leave it to an Italian guy. Italian guys always know where to get the illegal fireworks. And I'm not saying they were illegal. I don't know. Can you get arrested retrospectively for illegal fireworks and i don't i'm not saying they were illegal i don't know what's the can you get arrested retrospectively for illegal fireworks i don't

know it seems like fucking chris chris chris hansen could put you in prison before you do anything yeah okay but these fucking shooters they're able to get six visits from the cops threaten to kill their whole family and they can't do nothing why is it that i can have a chat with a plant who's pretending to be an underage girl and i go to prison just from them reading the chat but i could threaten to kill my family post violent videos go on discords talk about killing people buy a bunch of guns threaten to kill my family and myself, and they don't do nothing. Why is that? It's a little weird, no? Of course, I'm talking about our cisgendered, our cisgendered shooter.

Was he cis? Which community is affected most by this? Is he cis? I don't love putting them in the mentally ill category. Mentally ill people usually don't shoot up schools. Mentally ill people usually shit themselves, talk to themselves, you know, hear voice, you know, they can be dangerous, yes, but the majority are not dangerous. This kid's a um this this kid's a psychopath this kid's a psychopath we've said it before a kid who's able to do this premeditate crazy people

aren't able to plan shit out like this crazy people are going like something's you know something's talking to me and then they just go and they shoot this kid planned it out he had a he had a disguise on the way out he He was going to go shoot up another one. He was going to Madison, right? He was planning to go to Madison, Wisconsin after this. He was going to massacre people in Madison like you did on your special. Exactly.

That was a good one, baby. Yeah. Apparently, he saw my special, and he's like, look, I can't let that Greek kid be the only one who kills in Madison. I really beat that crowd up. Yeah. I beat them up up wall to wall.

But you know what? Didn't do enough crowd work and didn't break it up to 15 second clips. Man, we are really all aiding and abetting the destruction of stand-up comedy. What do you do, ma'am? Oh, really, ma'am? Oh, really? Oh, really? Well, you sound like...

They're everywhere now every the we the internet is a free it's become a free-for-all now you know now that now you're like going on maybe we should get the gatekeepers back because now it's just like one big open mic online where anyone from one month and nobody's trying to get good anymore. It's just anyone from one month into comedy to four months to six months to fucking 20 years is just trying to crowd work fish because that's the material that you can burn. You know, you want to keep the material that you perform live.

So everyone's just throwing up crowd work clips. And crowd work is kind of cheating. You talk to someone, the crowd gets excited because they're getting attention. You can fucking say anything, you know? And it's clickbait. You know, it's clickbait. And now they're everywhere.

Now they're everywhere. So now, you know, it's just people are going to start coming to comedy clubs. And like I said, I'm going to be wearing a body cam from now on. I'm going to wear one of those, what are those, GoPros? I'm'm going to be wearing a body cam from now on. I'm going to wear one of those GoPros. I'm just going to be like. It's just all going to be for, you know. And it is what it is.

You know, someone sees a clip of you doing a funny thing, and then they come see you live. You know, could be a good comic. But that comic, you know, the comic who did that crowd work clip that you liked and you went and saw, if they were a good comic before that, you're going to get a good show. But you could also get someone who blows up off a stand-up clip, a crowd work clip, and you go, and then they just go there, and the whole hour is just crowd work.

So what's going on? What are you doing? They're just trying to get more clips. So you're basically just going to watch them fish, you know? But that's where it is right now. That's where comedy is right now. And, you know, I don't know how I got,

I don't know how I segued from our July 4th shoot. You kind of knew, right? You kind of knew someone was going to pop off. And it wasn't the only one, right? There was another one in Philly. There was a shooter in Philly. Shot two cops. Three people got shot in the city.

Huh? Three people got shot and killed in the city. Yeah, three people got shot and killed in the city. I mean, there was probably a lot of shootings. But I was surprised it was the only mass shooter. But I think the Philly guy got two cops. He didn't kill him, though. But he targeted two cops, I i believe and he shot him in

philly at the parade so we're getting to the point now where it's getting silly it's getting silly like where you know you're scared to go to the grocery store you're scared to go to a parade you can't go to school you can't go to church it's's like COVID with guns. It's like COVID with guns, baby. It's everywhere and very contagious. Yeah, COVID AR-15. Yeah, it's a big, big problem. And it's ubiquitous. It's infiltrated every aspect of our life.

Like, the more peaceful an event you can try to think of, you're going like, man, a lot of people got shot at one of those before um we won't be safe till we all just are sitting in our houses on our what if mark zuckerberg's behind this and he wants to just get us all in the metaverse but then you know it'd be funny if you get into the metaverse all the the america in the metaverse there'll probably be a lot of shootings in there too. Yeah. You go to Australia and you'll be like, hey man, welcome to the fake Australia. Come get a beer, hang out, go to the block, whatever.

I don't know how to do an Australian accent. And then you go to the America one, you just go there and they're like, the first thing people do is they just shoot at you. Fucking Wild West. It's the Wild West. So the kid, what was the kid? He was Gen I.

He was 20, 21. He had a good father in his life who helped him get a weapon, helped him procure a semi-automatic weapon by sponsoring him to get what they call some sort of a gun owner license or something in Illinois, right? So I think all in all, this 20, was he 20, 21, something like that. 21. 21-year-old. And he had five guns, right?

Just in case China invaded his living room, the kid was ready. You know what I mean? Just in case SEAL Team 6 invades him, the kid is ready like Rambo. We just like bulk, man. We like Costco. We like buffets. And we don't like a single gun. We want a lot of guns

we like an arsenal yeah we do like Boke but tell that to his forearms yeah he was a skinny kid yeah he was a skinny kid tattoos on his face

this is a real nihilistic generation it's really like the kid's got tats all over his face and yeah mental illness

doesn't doesn't tell the whole story for me, okay? Because psychopaths are born with a deficiency. They don't have conscience. Their brains are different. We know that from brain scans. But most of them are operating society just fine. They become CEOs, cops, robbers, pilots, a lot of jobs where there's fearlessness,

CEOs, of course, a lot of psychopaths. So you can't just go mental illness. Now, sociopathy, you know, something, was this kid abused? Probably not. Kids are psyched. If you, being disturbed is not enough to be able to do this. I'm saying that emphatically. It's not enough to be able to do this. You have to have some psychopathy. I bet you they look at this kid's brain. He's lacking empathy.

He's lacking emotion. There's some asocial feature of his personality. Most probably psychopathy, the most extreme. That's the explanation. most probably psychopathy the most extreme and he's just I mean that's the explanation and like I said a lot of those people live you know

live undetected normal lives so I don't know if that's enough to explain what's going on even if it was it just gives a bad name to people with mental illness

to say he's crazy there's a lot of people with mental illness. Most of them, 99.9% of them are not shooting up people, you know? So they're just struggling with depression or schizophrenia or some shit. So I don't buy that. But even if you go, oh, there's evil, crazy people, you want to put it like that. Yeah, okay, but yeah, so how do we make sure this guy, how do we make sure bad guys don't get the guns how do we change the rhetoric of this from guns

are bad to how do we make sure bad guys don't get them like good guys can get them within reason jesus christ do you need a fucking tank do you need it i know it's your right but Do you need a fucking tank? Do you need it? I know it's your right, but do you need it? It's also my right to walk up to a woman and call her a cunt. But why would I do that? It's also my right to walk into a movie theater and yell there's a terrorist attack happening right now. But that's not cool.

That's the limit. You know, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Supreme Court. Can't yell fire in a crowded theater. The limit on free speech, essentially. Supreme Court precedent. But he's able to get these guns. He posts all this shit on the Discord. He goes undetected again.

Not to be a broken record, but I mean, really? I'm just speaking from someone who's quite clearly shadow banned on YouTube. Where they keep the hits low and they got me in a category. They've taken two of my videos down. Do you know he had none of his videos taken down? Nothing was taken down or flagged. So are the people who work at these companies, and I'm not just indicting Google because he was on other stuff, right? Whatever social media outlets are, what are they doing? Who are they policing? And why can't they tell the difference? Is it

because they're caught up in this crazy culture war where they're trying to silence someone with another opinion? And so they're all distracted and they're, like I said, their net is too wide. Am I too easy of a target? Are comedians an easy target, target right is it because we get hits and people want to hear what we have to say is it because this kid probably had like four views on his thing you know that's all the more reason to keep tabs on a kid like that yeah if he's got four views you need to check your fix your algorithms you know because what they're probably trying to do is like, oh, this thing's getting too big. We don't want these ideas to get out there. So let's limit it.

Whereas they should be going, hey, this kid is trying to get his ideas out there and he's not. So he's going to get angry. Because if this kid was getting millions on TikTok, there's no way he's shooting this place up. No, no. Even if he's a psychopath. If he gets a sponsorship from Bang Energy Drink, this does not happen. Yeah, there's a lot of kids like him who are fucking psychopathic. You know, the Paul brothers, for instance.

Yeah. They're faking boxing matches and making millions and telling people to buy crypto while they lose their head. But, you know, I mean, they're not shooting people up. But if they weren't getting any hits, they would be the Kray brothers. You know the Krays, right? Yeah. I'm kidding.

Sort of. You know what I'm talking about? Nobody's going to go shoot a thing up if they're getting millions of TikTok views. Okay, so you either do one of two things. You let the FBI know about these videos and let them figure it out like I said Chris Hansen shows up the people haven't done anything yet except chat they throw them in jail this kid's talking about killing people and making these fucking

creepy posts why can't they throw him in jail I don't understand why is why can you preemptively prosecute someone for their intention when it comes to um sex with a minor but you can't preemptively prosecute them based on what they say they want to do in their videos it's interesting it's an interesting thing yeah i don't know i'm not obviously i'm not excusing the the former. I'm just trying to understand the latter. Yeah. You know, they're both talking about their willingness to do a crime, right? I guess it's because the guy showed up.

That shows the intention probably. Yeah. So what you got to do is, you know, I don't know, simulate some sort of controlled environment where the kid shows up i i don't know what to do but but but the warning signs are there for this guy the subway shooter there's a few others there's warning signs i think they let them rock because they can attach them to an agenda or a narrative that can benefit them either way because you're probably going to find a couple of videos with this guy and someone's going to try to superimpose a trump flag in the back of his room well that's what everyone's concerned with right well i think he was at a trump rally or whatever but that's the

thing is both sides don't care nobody cares about the victims they just want to know who to blame which side to blame yeah because when you're a pedophile you're making videos about fucking kids no one's going to care if you have a biden in the back of your room. They're going to be like, he's still trying to fuck a kid. This is an interesting point. Right. That's so interesting. Right? So it's like nobody cares about the politics of a pedophile.

Yeah. Because it's not as politicized. It's not a, what do they call those? A hair trigger topic or uh polarizing polarizing or a fire powder keg of a topic yeah right everyone's on board against pedophiles but the gun thing is very it's a uh powder keg what's the word i'm looking for polarizing right it's a hot bed hot bed topic topic. Hot button topic. Hot button. So the first thing people want to know immediately is like,

who did this guy vote for? And then they go, you see, he was in. I saw posts immediately going like, he's Antifa. Look, he's all wearing all black. And then I saw the other ones when they found the pictures of him at a Trump rally or something or with a Trump towel. And they're going, ah, he's a white supremacist Trump guy. I'm going, guys. Yeah.

Guys, I don't think that's the salient feature of what happened. I don't think this kid cares or knows what's going on in politics. He's 19 years old. It's the same thing with Joe Rogan. People want to get to the bottom of what Joe Rogan believes. Why? Why? 11 million listeners, that's why. Yeah, but also it's because they want to get to the bottom of what Joe Rogan believes. Why? Why? 11 million listeners, that's why.

Yeah, but also it's because they want to be able to demonize or glorify. They want to be able to attach it to their cause, make it about what they believe and how they're right. They don't want to live in that nuance we've been talking about where uncomfortable truths abound. They want to get it into that comic book world where they go, I'm right. They want to be the good guy. They want to point out the bad guy. They want everything very simple and easy to understand. But it's obviously not. Kid's a psychopath okay he could be saying he psychopaths all they do is lie that's why i love him and i find them hilarious and that's why john way gacy is a likable guy

you watch that five-part documentary or anything you can google on him you're like i like this guy i mean he's hilarious he's charming charming. He says funny shit. Okay? That's why he was able to fucking charm those kids. You want to see a magic trick? Those kids were probably cracking up, having a great time. And before they knew it, they were a fucking experiment. People liked him, dog. He was like a popular guy.

When you watched the documentary, the cops were going like, because they were following him. They would like follow him all over the place, right? When they were going like, because they were following him. They would like follow him all over the place, right? When they were investigating him, they would just follow him. He'd go, he'd get them coffee. He'd speed up. He'd speed because he knew that they wouldn't pull him over for a traffic violation. They didn't want to get distracted by that, so he would speed.

And then he'd go to the bar. They'd follow him in the bar. And they were like, everyone in the bar loved John Wayne Gacy. They came in. It was like, John, he was a popular, popular guy. Ted Bundy, likable guy. A lot of charisma. The thing is, they lie. People who lie are very likable because they tell you what you want to hear. You know what I'm saying? That's why people love charming people. And why are people charming? Because they lie. They're constantly lying. That's what charming someone is. Okay?

When you're talking to a girl, you're not telling her the truth. Hey, I want to clean you like a cat. Nobody comes up and says that. I'm here to clean you like a cat. I want to bang you out and never call you again. That's not what they're going to say. They're going to charm you with bullshit because people love having their ego kind of massaged with things they want to hear, with lies. People love lies. Illusions by their nature are sweet. The truth is harsh.

You're here for a limited amount of time. You're going to die. Your balls are going to itch. You're going to be uncomfortable. You'll probably go broke. You're here for a limited amount of time. You're going to die. Your balls are going to itch. You're going to be uncomfortable. You'll probably go broke. You might get COVID a few times. You're going to lose your taste and smell. You're going to think that that's mild,

but that is your brain. You're going to get cancer. Things are going to go bad. That's the truth. Nobody likes that shit. Nope. So how are you going to hang your hat on what some fucking psychopath posted

he's probably lying about that do you think he genuinely agrees with what he doesn't he's a psychopath they don't agree with anything they don't have any thoughts or beliefs beyond dominating and making people feel pain that's what they enjoy love dominating. They're like alligators. They're like dominating and feeding their appetites. That's all they like to do. Whether that be sex, food, killing, whatever it is. They love making people feel like shit. They look at someone screaming and they love it. They go, that's so, that makes me hard. So I mean, really? Like if you knew this guy in real life, you'd go like you you'd think it was funny you'd go like look at all these people trying to attach him to a group when he was just

probably a loner loser who sat around and probably even went to those rallies or took those photos just to try to fit in or manipulate people like you never know what to believe from these people they're not straightforward people they're not convicted you know um convicted as far as their politics their self-interest they're convicted in killing and dominating and fucking causing destruction yeah but uh that's not because they believe anything it's because that's how they feel that's how they're built oh what's that's what's fuel their That's how they're built. That's what fuels their fire. Freaking cold. It makes talking about a mass murder a lot easier.

Do you want to talk about mass murder? Well, you got to be hydrated when you do. Freaking cold. Straight out of, I think, Detroit or something. No. Not Flint. This is not Flint water. Yeah, I was Oh no Georgia

Pure mountain spring water From Tiger Georgia Who the fuck is getting Water out of Detroit Dog Nobody Nobody literally All the sports teams

Are horrible Yeah literally nobody Not even people Who live in Detroit Are getting it So This kid Was obviously obviously cognizant enough to have a getaway plan. He planned to hit Madison.

Why are you going to go? I mean, what are you going to do, dude? Shoot up Main Street? I mean, what are you going to do? Why Madison? I want to know what podcast this kid listens to. I want to know what podcast this kid listens to I feel like Madison is just compiled of people Who have everything that he couldn't

Right He just wants to make people feel pain probably He wants to make people feel pain There's probably no rhyme or reason to Madison If you asked him he'd give you a hundred different answers None of them true It's all smokescreens Because what he really wants to say is

Hey look I just enjoyed it and I wanted to to kill i enjoy it i wish i could do more of it i enjoyed it i enjoyed it if you if john wayne gacy was telling the truth like there's few moments where you see him like his mask come down he tells the truth like and he's laughing about the trick and you know he's going like i enjoyed it like when they tell the truth you know and then they and then they realize they could maybe win an appeal or not be executed. And then they come up with all these lies. You have no idea what's true when you listen to these guys, you have no idea. And that's what makes them so slippery and sneaky, you know, cause you, you don't, most people don't do that. So most people generally tell the truth and lie a little bit. We all lie a little bit. Yeah.

Sometimes you have to lie, but these people like tell the truth a lie a little bit. We all lie a little bit. Sometimes you have to lie. But these people like tell the truth a little bit. Their whole thing is just lies because their motivation is always something that you don't want. And they can't let you know that. So of course they have to lie by necessity to be able to function and get the things they want from you. And all they want is things from you. They're looking for victims, whether that be to get your things they want from you. And all they want is things from you. They're looking for victims,

whether that be to get your money, to manipulate you, your body, to hurt you, to whatever, steal from you. That's what they're doing. So this kid falls into that category, I think.

Psychopathic, without a doubt. He had a, you know, he had a whole getaway plan plan he planned it for weeks that's not something really mentally ill people who aren't psychopaths do it's very premeditated right and uh pretty good plan too i mean you know let's give credit where credit's due i mean the guy was like i'm gonna dress like a girl and walk out of here, which is what he did, right? If Lee Harvey Oswald had a wig and a bra and some tissue paper,

he might have been able to walk out of there scot-free. He might have been able to walk out of that book depository box. Doug, don't hit me up for the Marice wig if you're looking to do something bad i'm not giving it to you that wig is only used for good and there it is right there it's only used for good it's not going to be no getaway disguise but i could easily do that oh my god also because i'm good at character like i can become you know people can people sometimes get freaked out by how like it's a she's like a different person it's funny now people that when i posted that fourth of july clip that i made of her there's people who are like following me on like tiktok or whatever who are know her from years

ago who started following me as a stand-up now there's tons of comics tons going like what you're her like people didn't even people can't you can't watch her and then see me do stand-up and if you didn't know most people would not be able to for some reason even though it's my face it's crazy how the the persona kind of distracts people from the fact that it's the same person i could do some bad shit if i got that wig in my backpack is what i'm saying i do some bad stuff the cops come i just i come out i think he went that way you need to turn the corner i just saw him he was over there yeah he's about six two you're looking for a white man a classy white do i think he from west chester and you need to make a right he ran that way he was doing a lot of bad things. What happened? I came there

late. I tried to fight him, but I missed. He was too big and too tall and too handsome. He was too cute, so I couldn't hit him too hard. Because I was also trying to get his number. I'm sorry. I don't care about people stealing from old people. That's not my problem. That's that old bitch's problem, but he was

cute. I'm sorry. I saw what I needed to see. So I didn't make a citizen's arrest old bitch's problem but he was cute I'm sorry I saw what I needed to see so I didn't make a citizen's arrest that's up to you officer that's your job that's it that's not my job that's it that's your job

and I could get away with it if I'm the person who robbed from the old person so he put on the wig he put on the outfit he tried to get away but they caught him do you think they hesitated

because they didn't want to they didn't want to they didn't want to, they didn't want to, they didn't want to get caught in the culture war? And like, hey ma'am, if I was him, I would have really played that up too

and been like, don't you misgender me. Don't you, it's like, wait, we think you're the guy. I am not a guy. Don't you dare.

Don't you dare. He should have just hid in the women's room. Should have just hid in the women's room. Should have just hid in the women's room. Women are going, I think he's in here. He goes, I am not. I am not. What do you mean he's in here?

She's in here. She. Say it with me. You turf. You turf. She is in here. Ma'am. Call me ma'am, officer. I did not do that mass shooting. My name is Cindy.

Wild horses crying over you. You think the night before He put on his song And did a little Goodbye horses Did a little La Pussy Crying Crying Crying over you

Ruined a great song That is actually a great song But that is such an iconic scene That it's attached to that song You can't listen to that song Without thinking of Buffalo Bill La Pussin It's crazy dog it's a crazy thing that that scene did to that song with the character urkel did to that actor's career you just can't you can't get out of it yeah great comedy character but so same

thing with carlton too good even buffalo bill i can only see him as buffalo buffalo bill great actor he's been in some other stuff too i mean he's a great actor I can only see him as Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill, great actor. He's been in some other stuff, too. I mean, he's a great actor, but when you see him, you go, that's Buffalo Bill. Was she a great big fat person? I'm covering. I'm covering. When he's imitating her Yeah Oh man

The human mind is hilarious So They got the kid Looks like he had some listen he's it says here his music has been listened to millions of times was that since the no no i think previous to that and he was yes and he was in he found like-minded weirdos and on discord you know all these fucking weird so his music had millions of downloads even before he did this? According to this, yeah.

He had under the name Awake and that's the same word he had tattooed above his left eye. That's his problem. He wasn't releasing on Apple Music. Yeah. He got a move from SoundCloud. He wasn't making any royalties.

So where was he releasing the music? Was it SoundCloud? Oh, he was on Spotify. On Spotify, Cremo's music had been listened to millions of times. Where was all the folk singers protesting this guy? Yeah. They were all over Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan don't murder nobody. Joe Rogan don't threaten to kill his family. There's no sexiness in that. There's no sexiness in that. There's no sexiness in trying to get a guy like this. There's just no sexiness to it. No. This is where they need to be, though. This is where they need to be.

That's my point. I've been sort of dancing around it, but what are all these social media companies doing? So this even kind of is different from what I was saying because I was thinking maybe one of the things is that he gets such low views that their algorithm, their sensors or whatever people they've tasked to check in on this stuff hasn't been triggered. I thought maybe that was it.

Like it needs to get to a certain amount of views. But that's stupid. Like I said, because if people are getting a lot of views, most of those people are probably happy. You want to get to these dudes who don't. So this guy actually did get some views on there, and they still didn't check in. So who are you checking in on?

One crudely animated video depicts a young man with tactical gear and assault style rifle shooting people before police appear to a pregnant shooter. What?

I mean, you know. Does nobody know the difference between jesting and psychopathic fucking murderer psychology anymore? There's a big difference, dog. You can tell the difference, right? When you watch this kid's video and then you watch an episode of Long Days, can you tell the difference?

You can tell the difference, right? It's getting harder and harder. Living the dream, nothing's real. I just want to scream, fuck this world. Yeah, the kid is like... But the weird thing is, could it be art, right? If you start looking at rappers' lyrics and you look at all this other stuff,

you start to say, where is this kid just a bad artist you know a bad rapper like so you start to need experts to then come in and identify is he trying to make a rap song you know what well first things first that's why i said you shouldn't have he was a rapper so this is why white people can't be in rap because white people usually do the mass shootings and so this is why they can't be in rap right so here they are ruining a a you know how many things have black people got that they fucking can keep for themselves rap is one of them that's why i'm saying i'm not on board with this jack harvey shit jack harvey what's his name again carlo i'm not on board i'm not on board with it okay i told you what my plan was okay make a clip andrew make a clip of that please we need to put that up we need to get my plan out

for white rappers they need to compete with each other that up we need to get my plan out for white rappers they need to compete with each other to the death yeah to get those spots that's the problem white rappers they can't depict violence too well well you know it well it's but it's like street violence when they talk about it's not this creepy kind of you see that video when he's in the classroom you know he's sitting alone in a classroom half through halfway through the song he reaches into his backpack then the video cuts to him wearing a helmet and tactical vest i mean we know what he's doing that's his truth though you know he's never been shot at for a drug deal you know that's his truth you gotta let him talk his talk yeah well let him

talk his talk see it and then go this is a simulated school shooting yes i mean how how many fucking brain cells do you have to see this? And then when you marry it with his... Face tattoos. With the face tattoos and also that the police have had interactions with him because he threatened to kill his entire family and kill himself.

You know, you got to watch. You got to watch these kids. Yeah. You got to watch these kids and at the very least not allow them to arm themselves legally especially when it looks like that physically yeah this is the first mass shooter that could have been stopped by the wind someone i just heard someone in the comic it doesn't matter he would have got him anyway

it's like really when have these evil people become fucking masterminds the reason why they're criminals is because they're fucking stupid. And maybe he would have. Maybe he would have. Maybe he would have. His dad co-signed the gun for him. Yeah, but his dad made it easy. So, I mean, but maybe he would have got him anyway illegally. But it would have been a little harder and maybe not.

Wouldn't you like to live in a world where maybe not? How about maybe not? How about maybe not's a little better than definitely his dad co-signed it? How about maybe not's about maybe not it's a little better than definitely his dad his dad co-signed how about maybe not it's better than definitely yeah because in the world we live in right now in this country in many places you can definitely get them you can definitely get more than one what a way to use your white privilege the wrong way sometimes your dad can get you into college his dad gets him a gun legally yeah here's some semi-automatic weapons to my 19 or 20 year old kid who's suicidal and um threatened to kill the family it's like red flags

aren't red flags anymore but like in your case if if somebody that talks about an opinion or has a different opinion if you call out the flag for being red you get persecuted you know right but it's like this kid you know has the guns he probably went shopping for those clothes that he escaped in which is kind of funny to imagine if like trying out bras go out this this bra is too uncomfortable i can't run away in this right and of course there's no red flags there because you're going like that's his thing that's a that's a you. That's a, that's a, you know, he's actually, we got to protect him and that's fine. But I think part of the problem is we don't share

anything anymore. We don't even share reality. We don't even have reality in common anymore. People living in different realities, they're in their little niches and in those niches, they believe completely

different things. We have nothing in common state to state, scene to scene, person to person. I think the only thing that keeps us together and the only thing we have in common, the only common ground we have is that we all believe Keanu Reeves is a good dude. And that's about it. That's the only thing people can agree on anymore. There's nothing else people can agree on. Nothing. We can't tell what's good.

We can't tell what's bad. We can't tell what's evil, what's not. We can't tell. Anyone can be accused of anything. We don't know what objective reality is. It's up for grabs. And everyone has a different interpretation on it because we've gotten so free

that people have gotten to the point going like, why, I'm so free, why can't I just create my own reality now? Because I'm free to. We pride ourselves on being intersectional, but also we're separate at the same time. This is the most separate. There's nothing unifying us.

There's nothing unifying us. We're completely not unified. The only thing unifying us there's nothing unifying us we're completely not unified the only thing unifying us is that keanu reeves is a pretty good dude that's the only thing you could ask anyone and they'll go yeah he's a pretty good dude yeah there's that one person who go like that guy's a prick i mean a guy rides a subway he's a a-list movie star the guy was on the subway by himself he doesn't make noise He doesn't say anything When girls take pictures of him He does like this

You know the Keanu Reeves He shows both his hands He don't want no trouble Smart man He's a smart man Who knows that he's won the lotto Know when you're lucky Okay

Don't push your luck He's got very Minimal acting talent And he's the biggest star in the country he's not pushing his luck he's gone just i thank you i'm just fuck i can't believe this is happening he hit black and he left the casino yeah it's like just leave the casino don't try to do more don't try to prove more if you're lucky you get a dumb show on that blows up okay just just take the money and walk away because if you money and walk away.

Because if you don't walk away, that's how you get Nick Cannon'd. Yeah. You're going to get Nick Cannon'd or you're just going to make a fucking spectacle of yourself. All right? Whatever your ego's telling you,

you don't got it. You don't got it. You got lucky. Mm-hmm. And we all are lucky to a certain extent because if you got your health, you're lucky.

But you know what I'm talking about. There are certain people who step in shit, as my dad would say. A kid stepped in shit, which he would say mean for luck, which doesn't make any sense. I always thought step in shit meant you got unlucky. But he would say, my dad had those like 1940s expressions, like Johnny Pump. He would call fire hydrants Johnny Pumps. And he'd call Puerto Ricans Puerto Ricans. Pronounce it that way.

Yeah. Puerto Ricans. Oh, she's Puerto Rican. And he'd go, you kids stepped in shit. Here's some good advice from my dad. That kind of makes sense, though. He stepped in shit.

Yeah, because everything in the 40s was based off the war. So like stepped in shit, the alternative is stepping on a landmine. It's a good thing. Context. My dad said, you got to be,

the thing you got to be most worried about when it comes to the people is stupidity. He said, there is evil people, there's bad people, but there's not many of them. So the chances that you're going to come across someone who's stupid

is a lot more than someone who's like evil intended. Most people are just self-interested, stupid people. So stupid people can hurt you. Their stupidity is like gets on you. If you're around them, their decisions, the things they do, you're in their world. You're putting yourself in their, you know, you're in their orbit. That stupidity is going to get on you.

Rub off on you. It's going to rub off on you, and something bad that may happen to them will happen to you just because you're standing next to them. So that was a good piece of advice my dad always gave me. It was like just, you got to be weary of stupid people, even though they are harmless. Like even if it's a good person, like a great person,

you got to keep stupid people at like a little bit of a distance because they fucking hurt themselves. You don't want to be, they're hurting themselves. You're sitting right next to the person hurting themselves. You're going to get hurt. It's like COVID. You know, you got to wear a mask, but the mask is the Wall Street Journal. Exactly.

Make sure you're, you know, have something smart next to you. Yeah. So, well, there'll be more. There'll be a lot more. You know, they'll just keep happening. It's just, it's an American tradition, baby. They'll keep happening. They're, you know, they're not going to stop.

It's just, there should, Vegas should just, everyone should just accept it. Accept it, like living with COVID, to borrow your analogy. It's like, we live with mass shootings, you know. Arm up, we need fashion lines to start doing body armor. Okay, we need body armor fashion

until the point we all look like knights from the Middle East. To the point we all look like knights from the medieval times. Yeah. Can you, there's no way to clean that up.

You know, that would be a fire clip if I said it right. Do it again. Leave it in. Do it again. No, just leave it in that way. You know, that would be a fire clip if I said it right. Leave it in. Do it again. No, just leave it in that way. People love it. And take two.

And take two. We won't be safe until we all look like knights from the medieval... I can't say medieval. That's the problem. We all look like knights from the medieval times.

We're going to have to dub this like a Chinese movie. We won't be safe until we're all in body armor looking like knights from medieval times. Yes! Yeah. Clip it. He had to tuck the cough drop to say that.

Yeah. I got a cough drop in there. Ilan Omar. You know, this is just one of those funny instances. You know, last episode, we really went in a little bit and talked about some of those uncomfortable truths where things don't line up and they don't toe the line. Some things just don't toe the line.

And Ilan Omar is caught between a rock and a hard place here. This is where those uncomfortable truths start to show themselves. So does she have a nickname? What's her name in the squad? Let's call it Michelle Williams of the squad because we all know who the Beyonce is. We all know who the Beyonce is. That's AOC.

She's like the second most famous So she's Michelle Williams Right? No Kelly Kelly She's Kelly dog Kelly Rowland She's Kelly Rowland

No one knows Michelle yeah Yeah Michelle's I think Michelle's probably just like What is Michelle doing now? Working at a TD bank or something? Imagine you go into a TD bank And Michelle Williams is behind there Like were you in Destiny's Child?

Yeah You know It was a real lucky run She knows She knows You go into TD Bank and Michelle Williams is behind there. Like, were you in Destiny's Child? Like, yeah, you know. It was a real lucky run. She knows. She knows. You get in Beyonce's orbit. They all knew. They were like, every day they were going in, please, like, just going, please let this not be the day that she says

she doesn't want to split this check four ways anymore. They knew. They were going, please. Just like Lance Bantz. They all knew and in sync, too. They're going, just please let this not be the day where Justin Timberlake goes, why am I splitting this check five ways?

Let this not be the day. Just one more. They knew they were lucky. They were going, one more day, one more day. Because when Beyonce said that, they all knew. They went, we know. We know. Thank you.

Thank you for the two, three year run. Well, she's out there fucking dancing. You ever see them all trying to keep up with her? It's like Lance Bass and the rest of them trying to keep up with Justin Timberlake. I mean, the talent level was just beyond. Like a Zumba class. Yeah. So Ilana Mar, here she is now.

Here she is now Abortion has become The most talked about topic right now Because it was overturned By the Supreme Court So now it's at the forefront Of everyone's mind And there's some uncomfortable truths About who is

Against abortion There's a lot of otherwise liberal voters who, for cultural or religious reasons, are against abortion, militantly against abortion. They are vehemently against abortion, and they share that in common with who? A lot of conservative voters. And they both agree vehemently. That's what you call a little uncomfortable truth. That's what you call a little, whoa, what are we going to do here? What's Ilhan Omar going to do? Because she's the progressive. She's a member of the squad. The squad's base, L-G-T-B-Q.

Progressive, pro-choice, feminist, anti-turf, more taxes, tax the wretch, get rid of the wretch, spread the healthcare around, give poor people mansions, cut off the heads of Jeff Bezos, whatever it is. That's her movement. But she got elected because she's Somali. She got elected by a Somali, a body politic that consisted exclusively of Somalis

as the majority in that district that put her in Congress. Guess what Somalis don't like? Using utensils when they eat. But besides that... They also don't like when you fight back when they try to take your ship. They also don't like when you fly in a Blackhawk. They'll drag you down the street, your corpse. And Hollywood will waste no more than three seconds to exploit that tragedy.

How quick would those nine 11 movies came out after? I mean, it was like two years after. And then, and then everyone in Hollywood, they're just hashtagging away with what they believe in. But they do a nine 11 movie. As soon as they go,

Hey baby, we can make some money off of this. Black Hawk down. 9-11. The towers are coming down. See Tom Hanks in My Son is Crying and My Wife is Dead. They don't believe in abortion. They hate it.

So what happened was, Ilana Mars showed up. Usually she shows up, it's her people. She goes, my people. Let me see my people. Take me to my people. She comes out, it's like. What do the Somalis do?

They click or whatever? They click. Or what do the Somalis do? They click or whatever? They click. Demonetized. They go crazy. I'm joking.

Usually it's like, you know, it's like a Beyonce concert. But now that abortion has been overturned and she's undoubtedly i'm not even up to date on it but i'm sure she's undoubtedly spoken out about it on twitter and other way of course right women's rights to choose this is how the people that elected her responded when she shut up let's take a little it's I felt like I was at a Nick game. Did you hear it? Yeah So there was a few cheers Started out strong Started out strong

And then it was just a cover of booze That came after And that was in Minneapolis At a concert Yeah it's Somali week in Minneapolis now So they celebrated with festivals, food, culture And then there was a concert by a Somali A Somali Week in Minneapolis now. So they celebrated with festivals, food, culture, and then there was a concert by a Somali performer, and she awarded her award for her first time performing in the United States,

and this is how they reacted. Yeah, and you could tell she was just ignoring it. She could hear it, and she was just ignoring it, doing that fake smile. I like how she turns around and pretends it's the feedback from the bike. Yeah. She goes, can you just turn that down a little bit, please? Yeah, turn that down. It's a little something's off. She's going,, can you just turn that down a little bit, please? Turn that down. A little something's off.

She's going, what happened? Is Donald Trump here? Why are they booing? They're booing for me. Can't compute. Can't compute. There you go. There you have it.

They booed her like they were expecting a Prince hologram. Yeah. Nothing is a monolith, right? Nobody agrees on all the issues No, no This is where those things start to get a little sticky Somalis against her They're against abortion That one we might have to bleep

Just throw a beep over that one we might have to bleep. Just throw a beep over that one. It's funny when he goes harder than I've got, you go like, wow, wow. Wow. Dude, when I say you got to bleep it, you'll never know what it was, but I tell you, it was a prudent got to bleep it, you'll never know what it was, but I tell you, it was a prudent decision to bleep it. The kid goes in.

Jared Harvick goes in. So it was a very funny thing. That was a very funny thing to watch right there. So tell me about this blackout challenge. What's going on on TikTok? Kids are choking themselves out and killing themselves What are they doing it for? It's just algorithm for likes

So kids actually died from it? Yes So what were they doing? They were choking themselves out with a belt? Was it like auto-erotic asphyxiation? So the challenge on TikTok is like You see a person recording themselves You have to choke yourself out

Asphyxiate yourself until you black out. And they call it the blackout challenge. Oh, right. Yeah. And then some kids died. Yeah, some kids died. Two kids died in California. And now they're being sued for it.

Who's guys? TikTok? Yeah, TikTok. So this has nothing to do with them mining our data or anything like that, right? This is just... They're in a little bit of heat over that too right jesse like i know the politicians are trying to go after them a little bit but they're they can't too much right because the company's just going we don't share anything

with the government supposedly there was some leaked documents from their uh internal meetings that show that their parent company which is a chinese company has been uh looking at information yeah it's like when that guy manolo, his manager, hit me and goes, I swear to God, he's never seen your Mauricio video. I'm going like, okay. I mean, what do you want me to do? What can I say? Or another kid who was like, dude, I never saw your special.

I don't. All I can say is like, okay. I mean, how can I prove? There's no way I can prove it. I mean, I know. I mean, I know it's obvious, but I mean, how can I prove? There's no way I can prove it. I mean, I know. I mean, I know it's obvious, but I mean, what can you do? So China just goes,

we're not sharing it with the government. We're not. Leaked audio from 80 internal TikTok meetings show the US user data has been repeatedly accessed from China. But if you ask them, they go, we swear to God, we're not. You know? Guess who was on this

A couple of years ago Who? China China Oh you Trump Yeah Trump wanted to shut down TikTok

He wanted to sell it To Bill Gates right To Microsoft Microsoft To Bill Gates right Yeah well they all know About this shit China is involved With every company That comes out of China The government Bill Gates, right. Yeah, well, they all know about this shit.

China is involved with every company that comes out of China. The government, the CCP, I should say. They got their hands in everything. So these kids, they're getting sued. Jesus Christ. The chokeout challenge, the blackout challenge. How many people did this? Two kids passed away. Two kids passed away Two kids passed away

Yeah Alright That's not so bad Two kids? You ever hear of the Darwin Awards? Yeah I mean You know I mean

With their algorithm Yeah that's probably horrible I mean dog I mean I don't know what to tell you Like my parents Like weren't always there Around But I knew not to choke myself out Like for a fucking like So I don't know what to tell you. Like my parents like weren't always there around, but I knew not to choke myself out like for a fucking like,

so I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to do. Like, what are we going to do? We're just going to continue to get weaker and weaker and weaker and weaker by celebrating and mourning every single person and blaming everyone else. What kind of message is that set? The message you want to send is, hey, kids, don't be fucking stupid. And sometimes you find

out about how not to be stupid by watching people be stupid and you point it out and you go that's stupid you don't go blaming everything else you just go blame the stupidity of the fucking kids who are doing something you can't just go empathy cannot always be the explanation because it's endless and it's infinite. You can always find something to empathize over and you can always find excuses. You can always go, my God, you're being manipulated, blah, blah, blah. But how come the rest of the kids aren't doing it?

We got to start celebrating excellence. The kids who know not to joke themselves out. You're reading the article and we're thinking about maybe cutting what I just said. I just saw how young they were. 10. 10, yeah. 10 and 8.

Okay, I guess you got to blame the parents. Why are they on TikTok? No, yeah, that's impressionable, you know? But even at 10, I knew not to do that. I mean, you know, fucking Alexander the Great was 17 when he conquered the road. I mean, like, how far are we going to push this extended youth shit?

At 10 years old, you should know that you should not choke yourself out and pass out for likes on TikTok. You should be old enough to know that, okay? When I was 10 years old,

I had to, I remember a kid tried to kidnap me in front of my own house. I was able to get away because I ran. I didn't go, what's going on? Come here, uncle. Are you my uncle? Very sad. I know if you took that clip of what I just said, you're going like, oh, he's got no sympathy. I do. The kids got manipulated. Their parents To be blamed for them being on there

Of course you gotta blame China and all that But Also you gotta celebrate the kids who didn't do it Right? Yeah If there's two 15 year olds Who try to Who go If there's two 15-year-olds who try to, who go,

if there's two 10-year-olds, there's 50 of 10-year-olds at a class trip, and two of them go, we're going to try to swim across the Hudson River to Staten Island. That's on you, dog. Okay? That's on you. I got to say,

you know what I'm going to say to the other 48? You guys did the right thing. So I'm not just going to sit around and wallow in what made those two do what they did. It's a very sad thing. But, you know, you can't go around just blaming the culture and foreign governments and apps. Like, you know, these people, we all have agency,

even at a young age. Not for all things. We're very impressionable. But to know not to choke yourself out till you pass out? I mean, come on. I'm just saying we need a little bit more. Someone's got to say it. Yeah, someone does have to say it.

Someone's got to say it. But the challenge shouldn't exist. It should be better challenges. Like eat your vegetables challenge. Yes. So the thing you can blame TikTok for is like why are they allowing challenges like this to happen why are they not flagging that whatever yes why are they silencing my video and letting that happen this is the running theme of this all and this is where i empathize and if you took that the

wrong way i'm sorry i know young kids died and i apologize um for that aspect of what i said but you know yeah that's where you can blame because the parents don't know that's going on. And, and, um, the apps are turning a blind eye to it, right? Somehow they know to take the audio off my clip because someone flagged it.

This is what I'm saying. Like there needs to be more attention brought to how messed up this system is how they're going after the wrong people why would they not stop this challenge because they can put an ad on this challenge it'd be very weird but you'll see this challenge and then you'll see Moderna right next to it yeah I mean they could put an ad on me too

I think they just I think they just have to fix it I think they just have to fix it they gotta have an honest look at themselves and go we have to stop waging this culture war where we're trying to look good about what people say and trying to not support third rail jokes or whatever it is or content. And we have to really get to the dangerous stuff. We really have to get to the dangerous stuff. I think that's the conversation that needs to start happening at all these social media be like hey listen you know

maybe that thing that comedian said that we threw a warning or we forced them to take the video down they took two of my videos down they didn't just flag them other comics who've said others like Schultz guy I know he had one

that was like 17 or above Tim had one that was like... 17 or above. 17 above. Tim had one that was 17 above. They took two of mine down. Down. They took the videos down. One of which they put back up after, you know,

a fight, and Joe Rogan talked about it, and hundreds of thousands of people heard it, or millions or whoever, he said it on his episode. And then the fan transcribed what it said and then they go oh we made a mistake we never got an explanation

about the other one they never responded to me about the other one and I asked for the explanation I looked at the time code and I said this is what I said here can you explain to me

how this is bullying and harassment I need to like no response because Joe Rogan didn't mention that one. Or maybe they just said, hey, we'll give you one out of two.

But the rest, the other one, fuck you. We're not gonna, we're not having you fucking make us look, we don't want those tweets. They don't want the tweets.

They don't want the attention from those crazy activists going, look at what you're allowing. But then they let this shit slide. Kids with AR-15s taking pictures of them, making creepy videos, talking about content that they're going to shoot up at school,

challenges where kids are choking themselves out. I mean, basically, like, giving themselves a high probability of dying and they're letting those hashtags go. That's rough, man. That's rough. So you can definitely blame them, but you also can celebrate the kids who didn't do it.

You can do both things at the same time. Remember when you were able to say things like that? Remember when you can just go, they're both true. It doesn't have to be like this comic book world where you go like, TikTok has all the blame. You know, you're like, no, yeah, we give them a lot of the blame.

They need to fix that. But also you're going like, how about the 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9% of 10 year olds Who are on TikTok Who didn't choke themselves Out for likes There's no more duality Yeah There's no more Three dimensional R. Kelly Speaking of choking yourself out

Speaking of choking Yeah he wants to do that challenge But now he's off suicide watch It's funny like Everyone cared about Everyone cared about Jeffrey Epstein Hanging himself And thinking he didn't do it If r kelly gets hanged everyone's gonna be like r

kelly did it r kelly wasn't hanging out with any uh international statesman he wasn't hanging out with any important businessmen who could take down entire ipos did i say that right jesse yes yeah so nobody cares about r kelly does r kelly dude he was pretty foul man when you look at a lot of that there was a lot of girls that he targeted that were like 12 13 11 14 alia he started targeting lee when she was like 11 12 what was it tried to marry her too oh yeah he's going what dog i'll tell you what dog you gotta move to saudi arabia if you want to do that type of shit you can't do that shit in the united states it ain't right r kelly you crying now how come you weren't crying for those kids that you were

fucking grooming and manipulating you're a fucking stone cold pedophile He had a lot of them too. But we cannot get rid of I Believe I Can Fly. If Elmo gets to stay, then I Believe I Can Fly gets to stay. The fucking songs did not do anything to anybody. I don't understand that. The guy who fucking, the guy who voiced Elmo had a bunch of charges and we kept Elmo.

Why do we still have Elmo? But what we can't do the R Kelly songs. That's another thing. People aren't grown up enough to go. I'm not down with R Kelly's personal life, but I am down with, I believe I can fly. Those songs erase everything he's done though.

You hear that song. You're like, I don't, I, he's, he, in my mind, he's had sex with everybody who was over 18. You know, you automatically forget about everything he's done though. You hear that song, you're like, oh, I don't, I, he's, in my mind, he's had sex with everybody

who was over 18, you know? You automatically forget about everything he's done. Yeah, but I'm not listening to that song thinking about R. Kelly

or Karen Alba. I'm trying to fly, dog. When I hear that song, I'm trying to fucking jump out the window. Yeah, but you,

I want to fly. You don't think about it. I don't want to not believe that I can't fly. And that's the thing, you don't think about it though and people always want you to be highlighted for the bad shit that you've done. In this culture, we're think about it. I don't want to not believe that I can't fly. And that's the thing. You don't think about it, though. And people always want you to be highlighted for the bad shit that you've done. In this culture, we're not about rehabilitation.

We're just about persecution. And like you said, we're not about duality. We're not about the both. We're not about, like, we always throw the baby out with the bathwater for everything. Yeah. From the most extreme cases to the most mild ones, like an Abraham Lincoln or something like that. It's like, anything bad, throw away the good. You ain't taking I Believe I Can Fly from me.

That's it. You're not taking Woody Allen movies from me. You're not taking them, okay? You're not taking them. You're not taking them. I will watch them. I will enjoy Annie Hall, Manhattan, I Believe I Can Fly. What else do we got?

I like Ignition. Or Ignition. Yeah, you're not taking any of Harvey Weinstein's movies for me. Roman Polanski. You're not taking Roman Polanski's movies for me? The movies, I'm keeping. Him, he's a piece of shit. Like I said, I have a solution.

Put them on a pedophile island. Make them make their movies from there. They pay. We don't pay. Why should we suffer not getting their good art? Put them on a pedophile island. Make them make their movies from there. They pay. We don't pay. Why should we suffer not getting their good art? They should be able to make their movies from there. And then they stay in prison.

And then you ship them. Yeah. You can't take Kevin Spacey's Lex Luthor, though. Yeah. I mean, put Kevin Spacey in jail. Take him out to play that character. And then put him back in jail. Period. You don't want to fuck up the show.

It's a good show. Cosby Show? Cosby Show You don't want to fuck up the show. It's a good show. Cosby show? Cosby show didn't do anything to anybody. Great show. Now, Felicia Richard. See what I'm saying? The Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Lisa Benoit. Now, what they were a part of can't be watched.

Like, you know what I'm saying? They suffer. It doesn't make sense to me. Raven? And the other one, what was the other little one yeah I know who you're talking about yeah before the Raven Tootie and Rudy

they never did anything else with their careers they can't even see their own reruns so now the reruns they don't get the money now because all that money was coming to them so now they're all suffering for what he did because they're taking the Cosby show the Cosby show's got nothing to do with Bill Cosby's as a person it's a fictional fucking show why do they keep doing that it's because we're all fucking children now we're children like you said we're throwing away the good with the bad even if it's got nothing to do with

what he did. Rudy, what is she doing now? She's hot now. She's hot now. Rudy's a smoke show. Rudy grew up nicey nice. She's got to be like 40 now. 40.

Like how old is she? Like that show was a long time ago. Cosby Show stars engaged. Yeah. She looks great. And yeah. Now she doesn't get her royalties anymore because of what Bill Cosby did. That doesn't make sense to me, Jared.

Does that make sense to you? No, that doesn't make any sense. Am I making a good point? No, you are making a good point. Jesse, am I making a good point? She's 42. She's 42. She looks great. They get negatively affected from the actions of the star. It's kind of like a

reverse Destiny Child situation. Yeah, it's no good. Anyway, this episode is all comedy. Just don't take anything seriously like you do with Joe Rogan and how he votes. I don't have to worry about this. This show's not big enough to show up in TMZ or The Post about what I said and what I believe. It's just their need for content.

The reason why they report on everything Joe Rogan says is because they need content. They know that people are going to click because they love Joe Rogan so big. It's like nobody's writing about this show, but if I had 4 million listeners, there might be an article going, hey, look at what Giannis, look at what Jared Harvin said about Somalis.

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