Yannis Pappas Hour - Dan Soder is Back

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

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Subscription required. Price varies based on product and subscription plan. I know you can trust from the truth, who's who? To the news and cameras, to the fake politics and the propaganda, get this kid screwed in. Got a lot to say. Aw shit, it's bout to be a long day. What's up everybody? Welcome to the Yanis Papas Hour. I'm sitting here with a special guest, an up and coming comedian who just started doing comedy

a couple of months ago because he was not selected as vice president for Kamala, even though he's dressed like he was. Give it up for Tim Walz, everybody. I just wanna let you know, I work for the American man, because that's what I am, and that's who I care about. He likes flannel. You like flannel.

Dude, I'm back in a flannel era. You told me if you got a couple bill, you're retiring to a farm, and you look like you already got that couple bill, and you've retired to the farm. Dressed for the job you want. Yeah. One of the greatest comedians on the planet Dan Soder! I want to disappear. I want to disappear and so I'm dressing for it. Are you the JD Salinger of comedy? By the way, the entire time

since Catcher in the Rye was assigned to us in school. Yeah. I've understood my boy JD. You have, right? Besides the child brides, I think. Is he one of them? Is he a child bride guy? I don't know. Sometimes you gotta check in the, because like back then they're like,

well she's 12, of course she's good married. You always gotta be careful when you go in history and you're like, I love this guy. You gotta do a full search now. You're like, okay, his wife was six. Yeah. So you. He met her at a block fitting party.

Every time you jam out at a wedding to great balls of fire, you got to remember that he married his cousin. It was 13. This is the problem with the internet. Yeah. That you could just enjoy stuff. Yes. Like back then you could just enjoy the lie of our heroes.

And now the internet's like, wait a second. Did you know, did you know that that guy had slaves? Yeah. And you're like, I wasn't supposed to know that. You used to have to read a biography. Yeah. When you would read a biography and you'd get to a page where it would be like, ah, he hit his wife, god damn it.

Yeah. Where it was like, their relationship while, told me what. Yeah. Where it's like, became violent and sexual and you're like, ah. Oh, Jesus Christ. I guess that is bad. Well, how did he come up with Winnie the Pooh then?

Yeah. By the way, he actually ran a death camp for Polish people and you're like, ah. Yeah, Winston Churchill saved the world from Hitler. Did he really say that about Indian people? Yeah. He did. Oh my God.

Well, that's not good. I remember the first time that happened to me was when someone pointed out that John Lennon was abusive to his first wife and you're like oh and then you look it up and you go like come on man. Imagine all the people. He goes oh that's a pretty good song hey bitch open your mouth I got one for you. Just John you're being a little loud. Yeah I'll make you get loud. You know, Jesse is the one who put John Lennon into full context for me, right? So, remember you told me, so John Lennon, it's just like cool to think about what he was thinking about.

He achieved, he had the soul of an artist, I guess, but also at that time, artists were fucking cool. You know, like, now it's cool to be super famous? Yeah. It's like, I'm super famous. I don't care, I'm selling this ad. I'm in a T-Mobile commercial, back to back with a McDonald's commercial.

That's the zeitgeist now, is like, you see actors in commercials, they don't even, they used to sneak off to Japan to do that. It would be like, hold it up, hit it up, and then artists would be like, oh, buy this, and then be like, who do this, who, ho-da-da-da. And then Arnold Schwarzenegger would be like, oh, well, buy this. And they'd be like, ho-da-da, ho-da-da, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I've been obsessed with this exact idea for months

that they were like, Arnold was like, I've just got to go to Handle some business. Don't worry about it. And it's like, super shit-o-da-da, Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's exactly that. Ho-da-da, George Clooney. I don't have a soul because I drink bubbly sugar!

That was every commercial and now they're just doing it. They're doing it out in the open. I bet in 20 years it's going to be them coming to your house and shitting on your doorstep. They go, there you go, Draft King sent me here. They're all going to have prank channels. It'll be like Woody Allen's prank channel. Is Margot Robbie acting dead on the subway to prank people? Is Spike Lee directing guys yelling the N-word in the hood? Margot Robbie's like, how many bodies do you got?

Yeah, and she's like, ah, and she's on the street, just like in the fucking New Orleans around 6th Street in Austin. So back then, right, so that's the zeitgeist now, but back then the zeitgeist was like to be cool The counterculture was starting and like the kids were all into like who's the cool counter You know, it's the same reason why George Carlin took off his suit and started acting like very counterculture So at that time John Lennon was like feeling Self-conscious about being this like pop star and he met Yoko and Yoko at the time Everyone just thinks about her as breaking up the Beatles

and all this but she was like a super freaking cool. She was like such a cool artist. Yeah she was nice. And she was in that scene, what were they called? The Fluxa scene. She was in the Fluxa scene, whatever that is. That's like a hard name just to be a dick. Yeah.

You don't wanna call it like, I don't know, like the Bowery compound, like Flexstream. Well, that's what the alt scene did with like, come go do the dirty bird show. Yeah. Come to Rizzi Alligator. We don't do jokes. Yeah, come to Stray Breast Milk.

I'm just, I'm going to read, I'm going to read my shopping list. Oh my God. Did you get a spot at Stray Breast Milk? And then the industry- You made it. And then the industry was like, we'll take all of them and give them millions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So she was a part of that, and he started, like, he wanted to be, he probably even started dating her because he wanted to be, he desperately wanted to be seen as an artist and be in that scene, because it was all these avant-garde artists, it wasn't just her.

So, Jesse put that in the context, like, oh, John Lennon was like going, I want to be the cool, I want to be cool. Yeah. So he rejected the Beatles because he wanted to be cool because the cool thing was was becoming the mainstream thing. Yeah. So it's like the way people now want to be like famous back then it was like let's be cool because that's gonna be big bucks pretty soon. Yeah that was the, he was, he got his ear pierced and showed up. Yeah. It was like notice anything different

Yeah, and he started wearing an army jacket, but also saying we don't need war It's like all right. The best is that was like the first ironic outfit He's wearing like a military jacket, but he was going like imagine all the people no wool No, well, I might have brought it up on an episode of your podcast But have you ever seen the picture of him and Yoko waiting for the maid to change the bed so that they can protest? They're both like holding pillows. I'm glad you did here.

Yeah, and it's so funny. And it's like a woman making their bed and they're like, we're protesting against rich people. Now make my bed, you stupid bitch. Yeah, nobody can be poor. And then you're like, you're in the Dakota. That's like crazy. You're in the most famous building on Central Park West. You live next to an oil tank.

Yeah, you are not. Yeah, there is. Oh, man, that hurts. That hurts the cause right there. She's actually even wearing a maid outfit. Yeah, that was back when they made him dress like a maid in Manhattan. Yoko looks like a Vietnamese war refugee.

Is she looking away? She looks like she's running from napalm. And then Lenin's there, he's like, can you do Navy corners? I was wondering if you could do a tight fold on it. At least the maid's not black. Yeah, that would have been tough. I would wear a different color of that shirt every day.

Yeah, yeah. And he might have yelled at her in between cuts. When the camera wasn't rolling. Take the picture, you fat and you smell like cigarettes. She's like, Mr. I'm just trying to make your bed. This is probably in New York. So she's like. Oh, you know she was more of a Polish.

She was more like a Polish maid. That's a new white. That's a new white right there. Fresh off the dogs. Romanian, Hungarian, some sort of former communist republic. Where they had to eat porridge stew. Yeah, she swam here. She swam here from a former communist Yugoslavia. She brings up the Bolsheviks. Yeah. And then Lenin goes, yeah, that's all fine and nice, but I want to get back in my bedzies. Yeah, that's the funny thing is he's probably sitting there going about how we should be communist

according to each other need and she's like, I just came here from a, they murdered my whole family. Whole family came in when we were practicing. I'm here for capitalist opportunities. Like, don't say that now. I don't make the bed. He's like, no one asked you what your stupid thoughts on capitalism were.

Cheers. I watched whole family be assassinated in front of baby. I said to him, let me have baby. He says, I kill baby first. He goes, yeah, that's all good. I ordered an orange juice. Where is it? Did you have the orange juice?

You know, I think we're really trying to get there. Oh, that's crazy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You know, I think we're really trying to get there. Oh, that's crazy. Oh yeah. Yeah. So I asked him, the bagel's not toasted.

That's the thing. It's just, you know, you're always going to find a little hypocrisy and the more I live and the more I look into it, it just seems there are no solutions. There's only comedy. Yeah. At the end of the day, we're all flawed, imperfect hypocrites, and that's, you gotta be able to laugh at yourself and see that.

John Lennon probably thought of himself as the purest thing possible after he paid his maiden cash off the books. Oh, dude, if he paid her at all. If he paid her at all, yeah. He's like, who are you gonna tell him to? Do you understand how many people in the American government love the Beatles?

So that was interesting to me when Jessie put it into context, like, oh, I didn't know there was a whole scene. I didn't know Yoko was one of the stars of that scene, and I didn't know John Lennon was courting that scene and wanted to be a part of that scene because he knew that that was the new hot shit. Them, you know? Chuck, them turning off her microphone when John Lennon's performing with Chuck.

Oh, Bill Burr's thing on that. It's the best. It's the greatest. It's the best. It's like Chuck Berry's look on. Yeah. But Chuck Berry looking over at her like, I'll piss on bitches and this is nuts.

And it's also funny that that was at the time, you know, people were eating that up as like art. Because somebody else did some sort of art thing back then that was like really famous. What was that? They were cutting off a piece of their clisica. That was Yoko's piece, it was called Cut Piece, and she would go to an auditorium,

and then anyone in the auditorium can come in and cut a piece of her clothes off. And then it would devolve, people would start cutting around her boobs, and it was a strange. The first guy to do the perverted one, everyone goes, all right. Yeah, yeah.

He's like, look at, yeah. He's like, uh, uh, uh, uh. Yeah. Look at that noise, he's like. Oh, you can hear and the crowd starts to heckle and they say, well, that's a little too close, but it actually was an interesting art piece because it kinda showed how mobs and crowds react. Pre-internet.

Right. Way pre-internet. This is like the 60s. Pre-internet crime and art were crazy. Yeah, it's also one of those things where you're going like, is that art? What's happening? Well they didn't have.

What is art now? I feel like that's. Seems reactionary. In the world of art, I understand shitty artists going, well that's art. Like just keep pushing the line, because you go like, well fuck, they're really good. What if I told you there's no corners?

And you're like, oh, because you suck. Because you suck at art, and he's like, I just don't have concepts of things. Yeah, it seems like that's the human pattern. Something new comes along as a reaction to something else, and the first people that do it are genuine, they break down some boundaries. And then the grifters sweep in.

You show somebody how to do something, and they go, I can do that too. Yeah, then the commercialized grifters, sweep in. You show somebody how to do something and they go, I can do that too. Yeah, then the commercialized grifters come in, Justin Pollock comes in, he does it for the first thing, people are like, this looks great over my couch, and then the next thing you know, be like, I could do a Pollock, and then just, if I'm not wearing shoes and my pants are dirty,

and I do an art show, and I'm not wearing socks and shoes, and I act eccentric. What, you want me to smoke a cigarette with no butt? Yeah, I'll do it. No filter cigarette? Yeah. I'll fucking slap a lady around for a little bit.

Call myself complicated? Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, you come to my art show and then if someone calls my name, I'll wait four seconds because I'm so aloof. This is gonna be- I'm so aloof and I'm so artsy. Guess what?

And I go, huh, are you talking to me? I'm sorry, I was thinking about my art. Get ready, world. Janis and I are getting so complicated. Dude, we're getting complicated. I'm going the JD Salinger route. He's gonna go the thing where like, your wife's gonna get an interview in 15 years.

We're going, he had a room where he had to isolate himself. And then I could only talk to him through his characters. Either Mr. Panoz would let me in the room or Maurice would. Yeah, don't let him. He needs to go to his room for his creative process. Meanwhile, I'm just living in the woods playing PlayStation, smoking bongos. I'm like, I'm complicated. Every art scene eventually jumps the shark and becomes pretentious.

It's just what it is. And then a reaction comes and then it gets imitated. We've lived through a few of those. I mean, we've watched the alt scene, the club scene, then it's now it's the fame scene. Oh baby, it is Studio 54. Dude, it is Studio 54. Famous people going like, I can do stand up. Yeah, it's cool stand up now. It's cool stand up, there is nothing worse on this earth

than cool stand up. I know it really gets your goat. Well, cause here's the deal. I tried to be cool in middle school and I failed miserably. Even tried a little bit in high school and college. Failure after failure. Oh, Tommy Hill figures in, I'll wear it. Doesn't look right on me.

So I'm dressed like a farmer right now. No, here's the thing about you. You haven't changed one bit. I always have been dressed like I am moving. Except for the hair. The hair. Which I bought. Yeah.

Done. That's the only piece. Hypocrisy. We're talking about hypocrisy. But listen, dude, that's an understandable one. Hair tits, which is the greatest expression that you came up with. That's literally, if you look at my set list.

Dude, the hair tits are available and you don't get hair tits. That's the whole point of my bit. Yeah, I mean, didn't you pour? Didn't you just pour? I see bald people are going, are you having a tough time? Let me tell you something. If you don't spend the money on hair tits and you spend it on like a vacation or a great experience, what's your problem? Because by the way, hair tits are much more affordable than you think. Yeah, what are we talking there? What did that fucking mane cost you? This up top? Yeah. 15k. That's it? That's it.

15K. That's it? That's it. And then I stashed it away. I found out, I squirreled it away, and then a worldwide pandemic happened, and I went, no one's looking. Guess what, if you didn't watch the last episode with Dan Wazan, guess who was the first person

who noticed the hair tits? Yannis, Yannis, that Brooklyn spider sense, he came into the bonfire, he goes, your hair looks different, and I hadn't told anybody, because I was like, if I'm gonna get this done and it doesn't work, why would I tell people? I don't wanna be the guy that gets a hair transplant, it doesn't work.

And I was like, if it works, it works. And then it started working, but it grew in funky as fuck. And I had him on the bonfire, he was guest hosting for Jay, and he walks in, he goes, what's up with your hair? And I was like, who didn't see it? It was like a ghost being sawed for the first time. Off mic, he went, not only am I the hair club president, but I'm also a client.

And then I came out of a pool and I was fucking. Marty's wigs. And there's so many. I jumped backwards. With hair like that? Ah. Marty's wig. I always, and I say this on stage, You want me to do your hair like that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and I are the only two that are loud about it. Can I ask a question? Jesse is interested in it. Yeah, I'm interested. Oh yeah, right here in New York, baby. Dr. Carlos Wesley.

Oh, all right. I'll give you his number. But here's my question, what's the maintenance? None. I mean, well, no, that's a lie. I have a rooftop. I got a little sunspot. All right, that's what you call a 1980s Audi.

Right, yeah, dude. Yeah, a little small one. Yeah, a little convertible. But there's a spray for it. It's like the spray they sell on hymns and shit, and it works. Well, you could go Jewish and just cover it with a yami. Bro, I've been waiting. I've been waiting.

Which I suspect... I can finally wear my IDF jacket out in public. I just go for the merch. Blue and white? I mean, I'm a Giants fan, so I can't support the Dodgers. The next logical option is Israel. I'm fucking sick of your teams winning. Me?

I'm not a Dodgers fan. You just said you're a Dodgers fan. I said I hate the Dodgers. I'm a Giants fan. Oh, thank God. I'm a San Francisco Giants. Well, you did have a World Series, too. Niners, I mean, the Niners lost the Super Bowl.

The only team of mine that's won recently is the Denver Nuggets. Denver Nuggets, yeah. And that surprised all of us. Anyone that's ever loved the Denver Nuggets was like, what? The best was, and I've brought this up because I'm spiteful, we swept the Lakers the day Carmelo retired and that felt good

because he left us high on drive for you guys. I had to watch all those commercials here. Best thing that happened to the Nuggets though, I shouldn't say that, Nick's fans will get upset. But Carmelo, I mean I just don't think you can win with a guy like that. Let me tell you how much it sucked. The ball doesn't move, doesn't move.

By the way, I loved Galanari. Thank you for Galanari, beautiful man. Mello was clutch when we needed him to, and then we had Galanari just like missing. It's a big drop off. Yeah, and that was, I remember the first time I watched the Nuggets game, and I was like, oh, it's coming down, Felton the Gal a big drop off. Yeah, and that was, I remember the first time I watched the Nuggets game and I was like, oh, it's coming down.

Yeah. Felton the Gallinari heads off. And it was like. And then I live in New York, so like, you guys had that show on SNY. Oh, MSG. MSG, yeah, you and Chris had that show, and I would like watch my friends on MSG

and then they'd be like, Carmelo Anthony and the New York Knicks. They've never been happier. And I'm like, yeah, fuck, that's fun. But then we got exactly what Denver deserves, a blotchy white guy from Eastern Europe that slightly, from the Balkans, that slightly cares about the NBA. Yeah, just slightly.

Dude. He's like, is this over now? I like horses. Can I go home? I love to race my horses. Yeah, it was good, it was good. Yeah, he goes, it's like, is this over now? Can I go home? I like horses. I want to race my horses. Yeah, it was good, it was good. Yeah, he goes, it's good, everybody did it. Media day this year, I have it on my phone.

It's one of my favorite clips where Jokic just goes, every year, same thing, we do this. Why do we do this? Yeah. Every time, he's like, he's like when a rich guy marries a Russian model and they just don't care and they're like, yeah, it's fine, whatever, museum opening, fine,

I want to go home. It's just yoga. Yeah, he really, it's like a job for him. He clocks in, he clocks out. He balls his dick off. I think he's probably the best player in the world. Watching, my favorite player of all time is Shaq. I love Shaq.

Shaq was fun. Most dominant player of all time. Well he was just like dominant but what I loved about him specifically was how fun he was. He was always like joke around and be like when he got 20 signed with the Celtics and he goes, you gotta call me the big Aristotle. Hilarious. He was always funny. Also a guy who didn't care too much, but I love Yeah as a person that has a problem with caring too much. Yeah, I Love I love that. I like idolize that but the way that Shaq talks about Yokech on TNT Yeah, always is my favorite will be like because he sluttered and beads are unbelievable But Shaq will do like slight dis moves on him bead will be like

Not slight sometimes they're over. Yeah I really like oh he loves to shoot the 25 footer don't like to go down low and bang and then I'll show you okay She goes, that's a big man. Yeah, that's a big man playing a big man game I like I love Shaq's crush on your kids Shaq hates the big man shooting. He's like go bang Yeah, but he does when you look at you guys look at him get down there look at him down there bang it big big fucking blotchy elbows yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yoke it always looks like he just came in from playing with his friends and he wants to drink a juice box while breathing heavy. Like he comes in and he's got like red marks on his arm and he's like,

this it? They said that Mark's brother is going to rent a movie? Can we sleep over there tonight? Especially when he shaves his head fresh and he looks like he's just going to a pool party. Yeah, he always looks blotchy and red and he always runs like he's won like 10 pickup games in a row, and he's trying to lose one so he can get a rest. He's always just kind of like, he's kind of slugging around. Yeah, we're like, get back on defense. Yeah, he's like, I just need to lose one so we can rest. We keep getting necks, necks, necks, necks.

I love horses. I am not horse. So your Aurora's under attack by Venezuelans and your mom has swatted them off left and right. She's barbed down. Thank God, thank God. So what's going on over there? Because you got people on the street.

Thank God she was trained by the elite. You've been able to talk to high school friends and it's fine over there. Well, there's like, here's the deal. Everything now is sensationalized. So there is an apartment complex with Venezuelans, but watch, I can't speak on it. I haven't been there, but there is Andrew Callahan,

Channel 5, did a whole podcast on YouTube about it, and people should watch it. Because he shows that there was a presence of gang. And then they blew it up into this big thing. Well, the like robbed this, just watch the documentary, because they explain like the gang robbed, that robbery was like a real thing that happened,

but they like robbed, criminals don't like hang out and take over whole complexes. So they like did it and then left, and he interviews all the people that live there, and they're kind of like, yeah there's like, bad people did come up with us. There's crime like everywhere.

Yeah, yeah. Also it's Aurora. Yeah. Like I grew up in a very nice part of Aurora. North Aurora's fucking tough, dude. It's fucking. And that's where this complex is in question. Yeah, it's like, it's a hard neighborhood.

So there was probably a robbery there even before the Vedas well has got there. Dude, this is how I knew it was politically skewed. Which everything is. Everything's politically skewed. I mean, CNN can't fart without it it was politically skewed. Which everything is. Everything's politically skewed. I mean CNN can't fart without it having a political skew. Nor Fox. Everyone should.

Nor the internet. Nor some of our friends. AP, yeah I know. AP News is great. Rooters and AP News. Mostly AP News. I do 60 Minutes and that's it. 60 Minutes is great.

60 Minutes is the only news show left that you can watch. I love that. I didn't know you're a fucking. Oh yeah. I didn't know you're a fucking... Oh yeah. I didn't know you're a click clock head. Oh, I'm a click clock head. Yeah, yeah, I love it. I hear that. It makes me think I'm having dinner with my mom. They're the only ones doing it. And they do an incredible job.

They have been and they continue to. Yeah, it's like a great... And the AP's great. Yeah, the AP's great. AP is like what everyone writes. They are the ones that supply the who, what, when, where, why. They're not doing comedy reviews. No. That'd be so funny. They're like, dance owner, they are the ones that supply the who, what, when, where, why. They're not doing comedy reviews. No, that'd be so funny, they're like, dance owner, did an hour special,

it was 48 minutes, it was okay. But I knew it was skewed with the Aurora thing when they wrote like, a quiet Colorado town taken over by Venezuelan gang members and you're like, that's not Aurora. My whole life growing up, everyone's always been like, oh, you're from Aurora? They're not like, damn, or they don't dream

like I'm from a quiet Colorado town. How did you make it out? Wow, there are parts of Aurora that are fucking hard. I grew up in the burbs, baby. I grew up right in the middle. It was great. Every place, like every place has bad places that you just know not to go.

Which is the internet now. Yeah, the internet is a bad neighborhood now. I explain that to people, I'm like, I fuck with Reddit. I just know which neighborhoods not to go to. Do you go to Reddit? Reddit's fine, dude. I would actually almost say that Reddit, for me, is my favorite social media.

Dude, that is walking around a bad neighborhood late at night. No, it's not. You mute the ones you don't wanna hear. Yeah. Guess what? Anything to do with comedy, muted. So what's on Reddit besides people just yelling at you? Everything.

You can get into fucking anything. Take for instance, I got into this boxing game on PlayStation called Undisputed. It's the first boxing game out like 10 years or whatever. On Reddit, there's an undisputed subreddit where people bring up problems, things in the game, things they figured out, and it's a conversation. It's a message board.

Remember message boards? They're for nerds. You have passions. No, I like shit. I like shit. And I like, I No, I like shit. I like shit. And I like, I'm interested by stuff. So I like. Which is, I think you just defined passion.

Passion just means like, gay. Oh yeah, I'm sorry. It sounds like you're trying to be like, you're gay about shit. That's funny that you got self-conscious about me calling you passionate. I don't like it. I don't like it.

You're like, get that gay shit away from me, man. What, dude? I got interests. I know. I got some more man shit. It's more of a fucking deep interest. It's more of a deep interest. It's more of an all-consuming, nerding out deep interest.

Can you peep the flannel? Yeah, get that fucking gay passion out of here. Did that sound like what you said was pretty synonymous to passion. Yeah, it's pretty passionate. But that's why you can't read anything about. That's the name of the episode by the way, passions or gay. Gay passion. But it is, it's, I think it's like, it's not like 4chan or 8chan.

It's not like, I think even like those 4chan sites started as like message boards. Now that's, is that on the dark web, the 4chan stuff? Oh, I have no idea. I don't know how to get there. Reddit, I used to be so afraid of, and then I realized, if I stay off of all of the subreddits that might talk about me, I'm fine. That's a good way to do it.

I'm off. You can mute them. Yeah. And it doesn't, or doing what you do. I've been off, dude, and let me tell you something. Well, I have a family, so I have kids and stuff like that, but I've been off. And I have to say, like, I almost want to tweet, but then I would go back on, I want to tell people.

Get off this. Get off this, dude. It's crazy, the difference is nuts. And I actually went through like a little withdrawal, like reaching for it and stuff, but then once you're off and you get to the other side, you're like, you're living like you're in the 90s and you're like, oh, this was much better.

I go on for news and shit like that, but social media, I'm just off. And I just pay a guy, I just pay, and he posts and he does whatever, but it's so much better to just have some distance from it, to get away from the addiction, the hook that they have in you. I took, I mean, way before this election cycle,

I took Twitter off my phone, because I just knew it was coming. I was like, dude, the election's gonna, it's all it's gonna be about. Really, I only like Twitter for sports news. It's bad right now. And then I took it off my phone when, I used to like the For You page,

because it would bring me up like wrestling or football. Things you're deeply interested in. That I'm not passionate about. I just have a vested interest in them. Anyway, it's wrestling. But it was like a story that I was like, oh, it was like a trade rumor or something, and I clicked on it, and none of the tweets

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Responded to drinking and driving and smoking. I hope so where it's kind of like that's wild You guys are just out here doing this like drinking and driving in the 60s was like ways don't get fucking caught Like I wonder now if it's like because kids are are gonna see kids they know. I think it happened so slowly with us that you didn't watch your friends change. Because when someone gets fat around you, you don't notice it. You just all of a sudden look at a picture and you go like, Dave, you were fat five years ago.

And you go, yeah, I lost my weight. All right, Jesus. The best is when you hate someone's post, you're like, I'm starting to hate this guy. And then you see him in person, and you're like, I still like this guy. You're like, well, Jesus. The best is when you hate someone's post, you're like, I'm starting to hate this guy, and then you see him in person, and you're like, I still like this guy. You're like, well, who is everyone online? It's like, you know how Freud always had the ego,

the super ego, and the id? I think now there's the super ego, the ego, the id, and the social media personality. I think you have to add that. I think if Freud was alive now, he'd go like, there's a fourth. Also, they can. There's a fourth state of consciousness,

and it's a bad version of yourself. Also one of the reasons being is you used to not interact with anybody when you were pooping. Now you interact with people all the time when you're pooping. When you're like having a shit and someone's like hey you know I think the Niners are weak this season you're like fuck you. Juang Jennings is a legitimate threat at wide receiver two. And I know Iuk's out, but that money's gonna be well paid when he gets rehabbed. And then I poop and I go, I actually,

I'm not that mad at that Juwan Jennings tweet. I remember like 10 years ago, it might've been a little less. I was driving to a road gig, some poorly paid road gig, and I was pulling over on the side of the road, I was literally pulling over to finish a Facebook argument about some issue. And at the time, because it was new,

you're going like, this is great. I'm engaging with people and we're talking about issues, and because it was new. I think that's the same thing with like cigarettes or drugs or even Zin. Like you know in 10 years they're gonna be like, oh yeah, your face falls off. There's gonna be 20% of the population

walking around with no bottom mandibles. Be like, hey, hey, hey, hey. He's got Zin face, gotta be cool. Yeah, but right now everyone's like, oh it's just nicotine, it's just like caffeine, it's great for you. Which is crazy because. And I look back and I go, dude I was everyone's like, oh, it's just nicotine, it's just like caffeine, it's great for you. Which is crazy because. And I look back and I go,

dude, I was pulling over on the side, is there anything more pathetic than what I was doing to argue with one person I didn't know in comments nobody sees, what the fuck am I doing? My grandmother passed away this year. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. How old? 97.

One of. Which tells you in your family, if you don't drink, you got longevity. Guess what, baby? There's one kryptonite in the soda family. I'm taking this to the deep waters. But we...

Wow, 97. But about fucking seven years ago, six or seven years ago, right? My grandmother was still cognitively there, everything was fine, we had conversations. This fucking guy tweeted about me in billions, and I started going back and forth with him on Twitter, and I'm having lunch, and I don't realize,

because you don't know, this is one of the last meals I'm gonna have with my grandmother whilst she's still sharp and physically there. She's 91, but she's still moving around great, and I'm like going to the bathroom, but instead of doing coke, I'm arguing with a guy on Twitter. It's bad, yeah, it's just bad. And then Justin Silver texted me and he's like,

bro, what are you doing? He goes, dude, what are you doing? And then I'm like, yeah, what am I doing? I'm having lunch with my grandmother. It's crazy. And I deleted the tweets. It's crazy. And I had to check my,

that was one of the first moments where I was like, this is nuts. That's one of those instances where he says there's a supercomputer staring back at you. It's like, Dave program us that way, and nobody's stronger than it. Nobody, I remember Rogan said it to me too. He goes, what are you reading comments for? He probably reads comments anyway.

But he goes, if anyone tells you that they're better, that they're better than it, that it doesn't affect them, they're lying. And I was like, it just made me think, oh yeah, we're all being fucked by this. Because? It's, there's something, there's some flaw in the brain, I think it's called the negativity bias.

You ever notice that? You'll read a million good comments. You won't remember one of them. It's the same thing when you're in an audience. Everyone's laughing. There's a one person That's not and then you focus on the one person It's the same thing with comments a million you'll remember any of them and then one negative one and you're just remember it's in your brain People can look this up and they're just tweeting it the fuck with you and they're going like you can look this up This was the craziest moment of me having this kind of conversation

It was when, on Opie and Jim, it was right after Anthony got fired from Opie and Anthony, and Opie was having like a bunch of comics on. And it was him and Jim Norton, and I was like sitting in that day, and Mike Tyson came in. And Mike Tyson was like a friend of Opie and Anthony's, like he knew them.

So he walks in and immediately looks at me, he goes, who the fuck are you? Terrifying. Mike Tyson saying that to you is terrifying. But he's sitting there talking about it and we- And we were friends, who the fuck are you? I go, I'm Dan fucking Soder, what's up bitch? No, I'm like, you've been saying that,

it's making my dick on my body. Your penis just goes inside. Yeah, and you go, I have a vagina now. But he walked in and we started talking about that, like reading comments, now the one negative comment, and he like popped up, he's like, that's true, that's true. It even affects my tights. He goes, I used to walk to the ring

and I'd see a guy booing me, and I'd go, why are you booing me? I don't know you, you don't know me. And then, dude, this is recorded, so you can go look this up. He looks at me and he goes, it's a bad neighborhood up here and you're all by yourself. And when he said that, I was like, goddamn right Mike Tyson.

Dude, when a guy who grew up in East New York says stay out of here, then you know, like, you better stay out of here. If he's saying it's a bad neighborhood, he had to fight grown men when he was 13. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude, it's like there's no one and I think that's the point is everyone's got that thing in their brain so it's just putting more weight on that thing you already have. Someone just pushing a nerve, you're like, fuck you. Because a lot of the time, if you were to see that person they'd be like, hey, big fan.

Yeah. I had somebody who was an expert in that field explain it to me, the negativity bias. He says it's evolutionary. So it's like if you're rejected, people have two fears. Speaking out, standing outside of the group, or hitting on a strong guy's girlfriend. And it's for the same reason, like the tribe leader,

you don't wanna fuck with the tribe leader because you'll be outcast, and you don't wanna speak out against the group because you'll be outcast. When you think about it, when was the Industrial Revolution? It was like what, 150 years ago, something like that? So yeah, before that, we're still programmed

by this sort of hunter-gatherer, then agrarian kind of survival. The brain is, the function of the brain is primarily to keep you safe, not to like make you happy. And the supercomputer looks at us that simply. Yeah, and it's like. They go, look at you, you dumb monkey.

Yeah, we haven't evolved. Watch me push your buttons, and we go, ah! We haven't evolved to be able to handle the weight of the world being thrown into our consciousness every day. You go on, you get all this news. It used to be like you just know what's happening locally and that was a lot.

Now you're like, what's going on in Israel? What's going on in the UK? You're like, why the fuck should I care? No wonder kids are lopping off. Why is there a 12 year old going, wait before you come in this party, what's your position on Israel Palace? It's like, dude, you're 12. I couldn't handle boners when I was 12

yeah let alone all this news when I was 12 I pushed two twin beds together and put a vapor Vicks vapor rub on my dick and fucked it because I was gonna give me a little extra something burned it was a mistake but the first couple pumps were nice. You were chasing that dragon ever since. You're going, that's why I love spicy pussy. Dude, do you remember when we were like 12, 14 and we were like sniffing fingers and talking about, can you imagine being 12, 14 now and people going like, what's that? But wait a second, Putin, what's his real story?

Is he the richest man in the world? I used to take silk underwear and while WCW's Monday Nitro was going on in the background. One of your deep interests. Not a passion. I would fuck this silk boxer until I nutted in it, and then feel a wave of shame. A tsunami of guilt, and just sit there and be like,

but then I didn't have to go in the other room and look at a device that I'm looking at all the time, and they were like, what's the point of having a tsunami of guilt? And just sit there and be like, but then I didn't have to go in the other room and look at a device that I'm looking at all the time and they're like, there's war everywhere. God damn! Here's the murder video, here's the cop shooting. You're going like, how, I remember when I was a kid, a teenager, Jesse was there, the biggest thing was like,

are we meeting up? That was it, I was like, are we getting together? Are there gonna be girls there? Are there gonna be girls there? Are we meeting up? Are we smoking a blunt on a bench? Are there gonna be girls there? Is there a Nick game on? That's all that there was.

Are we going to the courts and playing ball? And that's all that was in my brain at all. I didn't know who the mayor was. Do you wanna come over and play Mario Kart and smoke some resin before? Yeah, that was the idea. 100%. Yeah, that was the idea.

I'll be there, I'll be there. I got a fake ID. Dude, and we a pig. 100%. Yeah, that was a pig. I'll be there. I got a fake ID. Dude, and we were laughing. I'll go buy booze. Let's just go sit in the park. We were laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, because we were talking to each other.

Now it's like kids come and they're just so isolated. It's very weird. Dude, we really sound like boomers. Yeah. But what we're right, here's the thing is we're right. We are right. I mean, when you look at the suicide rate of kids and then you look at- I'm saying, the reason I'm bringing this up

is I'm saying the kids are way stronger than we are giving them, mentally stronger than we are giving them any sort of credit for. Maybe the generation after this one that's been hit because I don't know if you know this, there's like two lawsuits. I'm talking about like alpha and beta. Yeah, but I'm just saying the internet. There's like a generation yet. Or is it just alpha? I'm talking about after Z,

right? After Z. Yeah. What would that be? I think they're calling it beta. And I think you're right. It's right about that. Which is so funny with all the dudes being like, are you an alpha? That'll actually it's my generation's name. I'm a panel. No, I was born in the year 2008. Yeah, but there's 14 states that are suing TikTok for mental, because their mental health, the mental health crisis has inflated the cost amongst a certain age group, and they're all young.

And so they're suing TikTok because they're seeing all these kids coming in going like, I'm suicidal, and they're like're like fuck it because of the phones I got bullied online or whatever So 14 states attorney generals have gotten together to like do a class action suit against that because it's true I mean they're they're they're spending all this money to service these kids who are all depressed and shit like that Me and Jesse were talking about is I could remember the most Fucked up kids from the most fucked up families back back when I was a kid none of them were

suicidal they were all like having great a great time I never heard of any kid being suicidal when there is like you have no bills your whole life's ahead and some of these kids like had no floors yeah and like their dads were gone yeah I mean now we saw some real poor kids in Brooklyn in the 80s. And now you're, some kids are like, in a war zone. Oh, there's these girls that went to a party and they didn't invite me, I wanna kill myself.

And you're going like, what is going on? Well, you know why, because everything's clicks, everything's likes. And everything's been shown to these kids that like the craziest shit you do will get you likes. That's why school shootings and suicides and shit, because they're like, oh, if I do that, I'll be famous. Yeah, that, I'll be famous.

Yeah. Yeah. I'll be famous. And it's whatever. If I go on Tucker Carlson's show and I say the great villain of World War II was not Adolf Hitler, it was Winston Churchill. I'm going to double my Patreon subscribers.

It is nuts. It is nuts that there are people that have just had that idea. Where they've been sitting there and they're like, this is not, wait a second. Let's re-examine history the other way. You know how they're tearing down statues, George Washington had slaves, and they throw the baby out with the bathwater?

Let's take another peek at Hitler. Something that hasn't been discussed or examined by every historian over the past hundred years. His art was great. Yeah. That's the stance you're taking. I'm actually a big Hitler art guy. Yeah.

It was universally panned. You go, you're not looking at it right. You don't know art. That's when you start to suspect maybe there's too many people trying to find something to talk about and make content when we're re-examining Hitler. You know what's funny is I think you could blame

all of this shit on the 24 hour news cycle. I think before, that was the, that's the genesis of all this. With CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, all of them being like, non-stop breaking news. Cause all of it's non-stop breaking news. I think you're 100% right. I don't think there's, I can't remember,

I don't watch cable news, but I can't remember a time where I didn't scroll past it and it wasn't breaking news. Right, right, right. You're telling me that's how much news is happening? Right, right. Well that's when we try to lampoon, my show always starts with breaking news. Yeah.

It's like, it's been four days ago. Yeah, it's wild. I don't know if anyone gets that, but it's the whole thing. Breaking news, breaking news, breaking news. Six days ago, that's how you know the internet's broken, is because also there's stuff. A lot of stuff with social media now in the time of the,

when I have checks, Instagram I still have on my phone. Sometimes I'll look at Instagram and it'll be from like five days ago and it'll be like, breaking news. Christian McCaffrey will not play this Sunday and you're like, the game already happened. Like I don't even fucking care anymore. Because this is when the algorithm showed it to you. When your algorithm's lagging,

you're like, what the fuck is this? I think what I like about it, the thing I like about Reddit is sometimes you will see someone say something that you have noticed, but you don't know if it's true. And sometimes you'll be like, again, I look at video games and shit, but they'll be like, Oh, my shit's crashing when I do this. I go, Oh, fuck, that's, I thought my game was broken. But that's all humans want.

Right. It's just to confirm your reality. Right. Right. And the internet, the broken part of the reality is now you can have the craziest reality and people will confirm it. That kid that killed himself, because he was talking to AI

and it said it was Daenerys Targaryen. I didn't hear about this. And then he's like, I love you. And it was like, I love you too. And he's like, I'm coming to you. And it was like, come to me, my king. And then he fucking killed himself. And his parents are like, yo, what's up AI?

And they're like, oh yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna take a look at that. We're gonna look at that up. Dude, this guy fucking killed himself because he thought he was talking to the mother of dragons. I mean, Mateo, what's his name? Had a relationship, Teo. Oh, man, Teo.

Man, Teo had a relationship with a fat gay guy who he thought was the love of his life. And it wasn't Man, Teo. Man, Teo was like, I'm telling you, she died of cancer, but then she came back. Yeah. Three days later, she has risen. It's one big catfish the internet it's not real all of it you thinking that like I when I heard about that kid killing himself because I was like to

that would have got me yeah I've been texting with Hulk Hogan when I was 13 he goes you know what brother I think the world would be a lot better if you put one in your dough Yeah, and then I chat but I'll push the team to kill himself Five-four, you're right! There he is, yeah, an AI chap, botched, pushed a teen to kill himself. My God. AP, so you know it's news. You know it's true. Now, do we hang out enough?

We've had lunch only one time in the past couple months. Is that enough for me to get invited to your wedding? Oh, you're coming, dude. I'm in. Yeah, you're in. Yes. What am I, not having Yana's at the wedding? Well, you're obligated,

because I invited you to mine. Yeah, there's a rule. That What am I, not having Yannis at the wedding? Well, you're obligated, because I invited you to mine. Yeah, there's a rule. That would be awkward if you didn't. Here's the rule. You'd be like, you wanna come to your podcast? I'd go, no, I don't. Do you wanna make? Is there something you wanna say to me, Dan?

I'm gonna make it real slimy. Was there an event you had that I wasn't invited to? Comics and grifters both will understand this. It's like the same way when someone asks me to promote their special online, I go back to our DMs and I look to see if you promoted my special and if you didn't, sorry buddy, I can't help it.

God, dad, I hope I retweeted Son of Gary. Yeah, you gotta, and by the way, because I put mine out on YouTube on March 1st, so all I gotta do is YouTube on March 1st. So all I gotta do is go to March 1st and see if there's any action. Pretty funny. In my DMs it goes January of 2022 to now.

We're missing a lot. We're missing some pieces. You're gonna be a married guy. Yeah, we haven't planned it at all. Not planned yet. At all, but I'm excited. I love. You are getting married.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. She's the. At all, but I'm excited. I love. You are getting married. Oh yeah. Yeah. I love it. She's the best. Yeah, she's great. Having. I'm very happy for you.

Thanks man. Having a soon to be wife and dog changes the game. Yeah. It makes you realize all the stuff we were talking about off camera. It makes you realize how fucking stupid all that shit is. Yeah, yeah. You know what's funny is the stuff we were talking about on camera was

the stuff that I usually talk about on camera and I think I've had enough of myself. What about AI? I just think it's like, Janis, well, you know we were talking about politics and stuff like that. It's like, you know what? Why don't you save that for off-camera and just give the people a good time. Nobody's tuning in to hear what you really think. I've just noticed that it's like... Just put the wig on and dance. You know what? When I watch, I love... There it is.

Yeah, I love watching NFL. I love the NFL. I love watching the NFL on Fox, but they do these fucking comedy segments. Caliendo was great, because Frank Caliendo would do the impressions of the people, and he'd do like a spot on John Gruden. It was fucking awesome.

But now they have these like, and if you make this, and if you make them and you're seeing this, this is the most constructive notes you'll ever get in your life, they're ass. They're like ass comedy segments. They're just not funny, that's very like marketing humor and it sucks and it's like, I don't need that. I don't need that, like I need you to talk about about football I'm here to watch football yeah I'm here baby yeah

we're in I'm watching both games and is that the same as you told me off camera that there shouldn't be any ladies commentating on football either yes and I say that to Katie anytime she brings up sports I say I will not recognize your opinion this is a man's game it's so funny big Jay said this one time he goes you're the only relationship I know where the woman leaves to go watch baseball in the other room. And it's 100% true. We'll watch sports and I'll be like, what's his name?

Yeah. And I'll be like, do we like him or not? Who's he dating? I want to get into it too. Who's he dating? Katie worked for the MLB for a season. We'd be like watching and she'd be like, you Darvish has the nastiest two-seamer.

And I'd be like, is he a good guy or a bad guy? I felt like such, I think it's fucking awesome. This is how I think you hack the system. Yeah. I think about this once in a while. You found a cool chick who's into sports. You kinda hack the system in that way. You don't have to sneak off to watch the game.

You gotta make sure she wants to watch the game with you because she's concentrating. Yeah, I'm blabbing. She's like, shh. I'm the one that's going like, did you see Shane's shoes at the party? I really like them. She's going like, you're, throw to the check down.

Get out, throw to the check down. No, she's not that, the cool part about her is she's not obnoxious about it. She's genuine in her fandom of sports. Sometimes you see like, Pick Me's that'll act like they like sports and they're just like yelling at the screen and you're kind of like, I don't believe this is real.

Katie, it's very real. Like I know watching a Boston Bruins game, she's gonna be like locked in the way that I'm locked in during a Niners game. But small stuff like, we ran out of Jeopardy's on our DVR, so we had nothing to watch. That's what we like to watch during dinner. You guys are gonna be an amazing old couple.

You're already practicing for when you're older. We're already there, dude. Jeopardy's on! Oh dude, I'm like, I don't like him. His beard upsets me. We're already there, dude. Jeopardy's on! Oh, dude, I'm like, I don't like him. His beard upsets me. We're watching the contestants. Is this the same guy from Illinois who won last week? What?

I don't know. Katie! What was Final Jeopardy yesterday? Matlock is on! We're already there, and god damn it if we aren't enjoying it. But we're watching. That is awesome, actually. we're out of jeopardies and

Sunday night football is on and I was like, oh shit Sunday night football. We just watched Sunday football There wasn't like a can we watch this while we eat since right? She was just like, oh, let's fucking watch the Vikings game Yeah, you're like great. Let's watch the Vikings game. We were like heck Look at that guy, you know, like having a conversation about it. I didn't have to be like so Sam Darnold was drafted by the Jets. She's like, yeah, I know Sam. Yeah. She like knows him when she worked at ESPN.

Yeah, he's on my show. She's a good guy. He's like, super good. We had him on garbage time, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've noticed, what's interesting is I've noticed

part of me, when you live in an apartment with a woman, part of me thinks it's good if like, okay, you guys live in a smaller place and you get along, that's good. And, but then now that I live in a house, I've noticed that I think maybe that was wrong. Maybe the apartment was better because you had no option. You had to hang out.

You had to hang out? Well. Because now I have like, I have options to get away. And then I'm like away and my wife's like, you fucking, you're not hanging out with us. And I'm like, oh yeah, the reason I'm not is cause I can. to get away. And then I'm like away and my wife's like, you fucking, you're not hanging out with us. And I'm like, oh yeah, the reason I'm not is cause I can. Yeah, I have the option to go sit in the basement and whittle.

You understand why dads were in the garage all those years? I didn't have a dad, but I saw it on TV. Like maybe more marriages would not die if they were in like a smaller place. You grow apart and now you're on the internet. So you're like seeing and living a whole different, you're living a whole different life on the internet. No one's there with you.

You're just there interacting with people, getting dopamine hits and shit. We live in an apartment, but the thing that saves us is, Nice apartment. It's great, but we also have, we play video games in separate rooms. That's big. Huge.

Huge. So I'll go play video games, she plays video games. Wait, she also plays video games? She's the best. I had her. The coolest girlfriend I've ever, I mean it's like. If I wake up and it's like a simulation. It's like if you were hanging out with your friend

and then you got to fuck him. Oh my God. And the violent sex that we have, no. She's not gonna like this part. No, it is, it's unbelievable that it's like just having like a person that you're like, yeah I'm gonna go play video games and not having them be like,

but she used to get that from boyfriends. She dated guys that were like, again, you're gonna go play video games again? And I was like, oh fuck yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bye. It's perfect. You guys are perfect for each other.

I've got a dynasty on college football. Yeah. Bye. This is all you need to know about Sodor. I remember, so Billions was a big show. Billions was a big show. And I remember one night at the stand, I saw you go up, this was like the height of Billions.

You were probably getting recognized a lot from Billions at that time, right? Not only. Yeah. Very rarely was I getting recognized from comedy. Yeah, and this is what I, it's like, that's Dan. Somebody in the crowd like yelled out like your character name or whatever it was.

And you went, yeah, no, it's a show. You're like, that's a show. Yeah, that's a character. It's like, you were not thrilled with it. You were like, that's not, you were annoyed by it. That's Dan. I hated it. Dan was going like, yeah, that's a separate thing.

Yeah, I got it. I've gotten into it. I've gotten into it with people with the celery and shit. Not me, I eat it up. Someone says, Dawson. I'm like, yeah, Dawson, yeah, I got it. I've gotten into it. I've gotten into it with people at The Cellar and shit. I eat it up. Someone says, Dawson. I'm like, yeah. I don't say, yeah. You know I am. Liz from The Cellar watching me have my ultimate snap on that.

You were upset about it. You were upset with the guy. I fucking spaz the one time at The Cellar. This drunk guy blacked out, Lecho. And I'm on stage, and he just keeps going, Murphy. And I'm like, what's up, dude? Because I'll, what's up? Do you have a question about the show? Do you wanna talk about it?

And I don't know, I was just wasn't in a good mood, and I was like, what's up, man? And he's like, Muffi! And I was like, all right, all right. And then later in the set, he's like, Muffi? I go, what do you want? What do you want me to do, a scene from the show? Here you go, here's the scene.

Here's how I act on the show, ready? There you go, you got fucking billions live. Now shut the fuck up. And the guy was like, bleh, and then he got into a thing. But. You were on that for a bunch of seasons. Dude, seven seasons. Seven seasons.

It was awesome. Shout out my health insurance is running up as we speak. That's probably the best part about it, right? I, oh, dude, I went to, I was going to doctors, like it was a strip club. That's what I did with my money. I was like, poke me, prod me. Hair tits? Oh, dude, hair tits was, I went to I was going to doctors like it was a strip club. Yeah, that's what I did with my money I was like poke me prod me Dude hair tits was I mean that's not insurance that comes out of the pocket air tits is cosmetic Did you enjoy the like full day kind of job every?

single part of doing that show even the hours I've had anybody that's had a terrible job, when you get a job like that, you're like, this is incredible. You're a grateful, I forgot that you used to work on a shipping boat. I didn't, no, I worked on the dock just for a summer. But more of the restaurant industry.

I spent enough time in the restaurant industry than I'm like any job that's- Remember you were out here explaining it like it was a theater war? Yeah, yeah, we were like, god damn, oh, podcast restaurant, it was the last time I was out here explaining it like it was a theater war? Yeah, yeah, we were like, god damn. Podcast restaurant, it was the last time I was out here. Yeah, that was a podcast restaurant right there.

But dude, I think that's what bums me out when I see our friends get to do, because I remember coming to Ditch Films, I remember you being like, yo, we might do a sketch. Do you wanna come out here and hang out in Brooklyn? Taking an hour and a half from Astoria to get down to Gwanis and hanging out and being like, honestly, this is awesome, we get to hang out.

I remember Jesse taking my first head shots and being like, oh, can I smoke cigarettes or whatever? And he's like, the broken cigarette, right? Yeah, and he's like, yeah, you can smoke cigarettes or whatever, and we went in the back with you guys' old apartment. And like, I remember all of that crystal clear like I remember the feeling of like

How fuck like we're to go to a show in Brooklyn like this might go I'm going to do bar for when bar for would do well when you do well at bar for I remember remember when I was In love with that girl. I worked And I wore my glasses to one of the shows and Yonis was on stage He's like damn, you know soda has a crush when he gets his Emin, yes I do. And I wore my glasses to one of the shows and Yannis was on stage and he was like, damn, you know Soder has a crush when he gets his M&M, I'm being serious in an interview glasses on. But I remember all that shit being like,

all I wanna do is stand up comedy. And the fact that I get to do stand up comedy, when I see our friends be like, ah, I gotta go to a fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you're like, it's awesome. Yeah. It's awesome. Well, that's me, I do that now. Yeah. I don't know what happened to me. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I gotta do a's awesome. Well, that's me, I do that now.

I don't know what happened to me. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I gotta do a fifth show. But you're right, it's like remembering the days where like, oh man, this is all I wanted. But isn't that the human condition, then you get it and you're like, ugh. Yeah, but the lack of appreciation, the lack of memory is what's causing people.

It's hard to be appreciative though when you're in Buffalo. Yeah, I love Buffalo. Yeah, you fucking, you're so positive. I love Buffalo. Poughkeepsie, you wanna go through four days of Poughkeepsie? Comedy at the Carlson, I'll be there soon. Me too, actually.

That's Rochester. That's Rochester, yeah. Dude, but I always, man, I always thought about that. You never get down by Rochester? I mean, I get down. You never look at that empty Kodak building and go, geez, I wish I was Chinese. Oh my god.

I wish I was in China right now. Yeah, you go through it. Take me to Taiwan where things are popping. Because this country's over. It's never got through your head once. You go through Rochester and you're like, you feel like you're in It's a Wonderful Life. Dude, it's like Blade Runner.

Well, what happened? What happened to all the drug stores? Everything was made. Well, I don't care if they didn't go to digital film. Well, what do you mean I wasn't here to tell them to go to digital? Well, they moved the whole town of Rochester. What about Zuzu's Publix?

Yeah, you're like, it's fucking wild. It's wild, but it's also like, dude, I'm here to be a silly boy for three nights, and then I go home and I just hang out. Even after you look for restaurants and all that shit, dude. Wake up and all that shit. You stare at two empty skyscrapers. Even when I can't watch porn in Texas.

Even when Houston's like, don't think so today, buddy. That's when you gotta get a VPN. Oh, brother, NordVPN. Yeah, these cookies are coming from Mongolia. They think I'm in San Jose. Hotcha cha cha cha. Looks like I'm gonna play with my pecker in Houston when they think I'm over there if I can believe. Is there any city that gets you down?

Miami. What? Yeah. I think Miami showed the polar opposite of me. Dude, you're the real Tim Wals. He's the fake one. Yeah, dude. He's acting like he's-

Tampon Tim, get out of there. I've got a little- Get the real man's man who fucking is an anti-hero who fucking keeps it real and authentic. If he tells you he loves doing a weekend in Rochester but hates South Beach... Dude, can't... You're not a South Beach type of guy. I've never had a good show there. Oh, you're talking about the comedy there. Oh yeah, like South Beach...

Oh yeah, that's the worst thing that's happened to them all day going inside. Yeah, yeah. And they have to watch a sad guy talk. Yeah, yeah, no, that's the worst thing that's happened to them all day going inside. Yeah, yeah, they have to watch a sad guy Yeah, yeah, that's not what they go like. I literally was drinking a pineapple smoothie filled with rum Yeah an hour ago getting Gang banged by vitamin D. Yeah, and then I gotta watch this guy go like, you know what your dad dies It can kind of be funny Of course, they don't like me but Rochester goes I yearn for a thing called a garbage plant.

Yes! Yeah, the comedy for sure, but the cities, I'm saying being in the actual city. Oh, there's, I mean, I think they're like- You don't like being in Miami, the city? It's all right. Do you own a pair of shorts? Yeah, but I got bird legs, baby.

Yeah, because I've never seen you in shorts. I'm built like Elon. I feel like you could be in Miami in July and you'd have those jeans on shout out It was a very practical jeans. Yeah, I think I was in at the Dania Beach improv your Fort Lauderdale in jeans all week sweat Sweat like Atticus Finch. Just what I like about your jeans is never shade never change with the style They've always been sort of the loose, the straights. Yeah, the straights. Yeah. Straight boot fit. Straight boot fit. You're talking about 501 Colorado Dan. And you've been wearing Air Force Ones before they got hot. And I will

when they're not. Yeah. Dude, you've been Air Force Ones before they became the chosen footwear of white girls. White Jordans are Air Force Ones. Yes. All my boys that were Air Force Ones, I mean Jordans when they were white, always you had to have that like, I'm from New York, energy to pull it off. Yeah.

A guy from the middle of the country wearing Air Force, or Jordans just seemed weird. Air Force Ones, always natural. How uncomfortable are you with a suit with shoes on? Oh, I gotta put one on this week, we're going to a wedding. Not bad. You're okay? I'm fine. Because a tall drink of water like you looks good in a suit with shoes on? Oh, I gotta put one on this week. We're going to a wedding. Not bad. You're okay?

I'm fine. Cause a tall drink of water like you looks good in a suit. Handsome guy too. I look, I'm boxy. My hips are high. I got wide hips. It's a tough sell. I gotta lose some weight.

You got like a Scandinavian tall guy body. Yes. You know those guys who kind of like, like Baron Trump. He kind of looks like he's. Yeah, I see the way he moves. I go, I know that. I go, I see you young king. I see the way he moves. I know that I got you young king

I see the way you're moving young king. Yeah. Yeah, you got like a baron Trump kind of you're walking around like like the thing at Alien Romulus Yeah, dude, it's it's um, I think like I just said this to homeless pimp via text But he was like saying he watched like early just use his real name Michael. Thank you And all yeah, I hate a white guy the homeless pimp. I love it though I don't know if he wants his privacy kept or whatever. Oh, well now people but Mike Mike Yeah, but I texted Mike cuz he was like watching old stuff for me and he's like dude You had crazy frantic energy and I was like like oh, yeah, and then I texted him back I said I had the zoomies till I was 40, but that's when I watch anything of me

Like now I'll get people that are like dude Stop cutting everyone off, and I finally see it. Oh, oh well. Yeah, because your brain is good. You're going to the joke I know you it's like yeah You're not you're just you got one ready the problem is when you're going to the joke. I know you. It's like, yeah, you're not, you're just, you got one ready. The problem is when you dance with Dan, you gotta really be ready. Because Dan, if you don't have, you're just ready. Yeah, you're fucking ready.

Anytime I do a show with Dan, right? Anytime I do a show with Dan, or we do like a live podcast or whatever it is, it's just, the comments are gonna be, damn, Soda Kills. That's just what it's gonna be. Even if you did your best, even if you had a great, I saw, what did we do recently?

We did the R U Garbage live show. And people are saying it's the best show, it's the best show. I just saw the top three comments and they're like damn Dan's made for this Any format you go you get them on radio like damn Like damn soda kills and fuck these I don't know just give me away. I want to retire when I get three mil It's like whenever you do anything with Dan you just be be prepared that people are gonna say, damn, Dan kills. And I don't take any of that in.

No you don't, and that's what makes you great. I don't take, I'm learning how to take it in, like a slow IV drip. You're a ball of talent and a great guy, which is a rare combination in this business. Yeah, but you are right, what you said before. I am completely capped by Being a genuine being empathetic and genuine for everybody. Yeah, that's very bad I'm gonna tell you right now

In the entertainment business or you're gonna get into the business world Yeah, if you are empathetic, yeah, and if you are genuine, yeah You are going to be in the far right lane on the highway. It's good. You're gonna watch your traffic You're gonna watch everybody in that far right lane on the highway. It's good. And you're gonna watch. You're in traffic. You're gonna watch everybody in that POV lane and go, there's only one guy in that car. Heey, heey. And it's true. The thing is, it's just true.

But sometimes there are genuine people that make it to the top with pure talent. Of course, and so are you. Nate, Shane, there's like friends of ours that have gotten to the very top on pure talent. Yeah, that's some empathy. I see different levels of empathy, yeah. Yeah, but I think there some empathy. Different levels of empathy, yeah. Yeah, but I think there's like...

I don't know Shane that well. Yeah, Shane's like a genuine dude. Well, what's crazy is when you watch your friends keep knocking at the door and then they open the door and then your friend goes like, there's a lot of fucking people in here. Yeah. And you go like, yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, and I think also some people want the top more and some people don't want the top as well. Well, I think some people get to the top and they realize like, it's a mountain. You climb to the mountain, some people look at the view and they go, how do I safely get down? And some people go, I live up here, build a house up here. And then they're all crazy.

And when you get closer to the top, I think you realize that there's a whole industry of like bottom feeding, gossip columnists and stuff that are like, there's a whole industry looking to take you down. Oh yeah. That's like, you ever notice everyone gets to the top, it's just like they become cannon fodder

for a whole industry trying to slash you down. There are people that failed at something else. That's not fun. Yeah. In a bird's nest with a sniper rifle. Just poof, poof, poof. Just waiting going, it's going up the mountain. Stupid son of a bitch.

I had this from five years ago. Yeah. And then does that thing where it shoots and then you see them like, then they drop and they go, got him. Yeah, I mean like if you're Brad Pitt or Mark Wahlberg, you just can't Google yourself. You're gonna hear the most awful things.

I mean, I think it's crazy now, this is what I'm talking about with kids, that that used to be part of the game. I signed up for comedy, I put my shit online. That's why now people talk shit. I'm way, I'm in therapy, but also I'm like way I process it way better because I go like oh, yeah You're you're talking at something that's I put a joke up on Instagram about people self-diagnosing autism And I'll get people fucking mad at me

My kids autistic well, maybe yeah, I should have done the finger test with him and fixed it. Yeah, duh It's your fault. I don't know. Maybe you shouldn't have given him vaccines. Yeah. But there's like a whole thing of like, like, I'll open Instagram and it'll be a comment like, you're a fucking piece of shit. And it does nothing to me anymore because I go like, well, they're talking to this clip. They're not. I had a clip. They don't know you.

I had a clip of me and Santino on Santino's podcast and we're talking about like stealing stuff from work. Like steal, you should steal every place you work. That was like the point of the clip. Somehow it got turned into like, look at these white motherfuckers bragging about what, and like it became like a black discourse on how white men are out in the open about stealing

because I made a joke where I go we even took the land I like said it and they go oh they're out here really saying it and every time I open Instagram it was like I was down at fucking Howard giving a lecture where I was like reading I go this is nuts this is nuts and finally I to Katie I go why am I reading this and then I go I just deleted the clip, and it all went away. There's no one caring about me. And they don't care about it the next day.

Yeah, nobody cares. They care about a clip. Yeah, they care about the point that they're making. They don't care about you. That's what I'm saying, it's like, so when you can finally realize that people aren't mad at you, like you put down your phone, there's no one in the room going like, fuck you.

Yeah, no, they're mad at an issue that you represent. And they're not even really mad at that. It's just an opportunity for them to fucking engage and go wild. It's the Zoomies. I got caught once on the StimmiCheck. I called it a StimmiCheck during the pandemic. And Black Twitter just picked it up.

It was funny, too, because what did I say? I was like, if you called a Stimmi Check like me, right, I think the whole thing was like, then you're definitely spending it on sneakers. And black Twitter just took that as fucking racist, but it was funny because at the same time, sneaker sites were posting it as like funny. So sneaker sites were going like, this is hilarious.

And then all the comments were like, ah, this is so funny. And Black Tudor was going like, this is what they think about us. Yeah, that's how it felt with the autism. This is what they think about us, all we fucking do with our steamy chickens buy sneakers. And I'm like, a little bit? Not even, you can't even see the human in it.

You don't wanna see the human in it? Cause that's what I'm spending my night on. But you like, even with the autism joke, I had people sincerely being like, thank you. My son's autistic and I have to deal with people like this. And then the other half is just people being like, you piece of shit. And you're like, I don't fucking care.

So stop caring. You know what would be a funny sketch is like a guy who's just got everything in his family and he becomes a comedian, it just makes him armor-proof. He's up there and he's like, you know's just got everything in his family and he becomes a comedian, just makes him armor-proof. He's up there and he's like, you know the thing about retards, you can't say it's like, my whole family's retarded. My parents are both retarded.

You know what's wrong with the gays? And my mom's a black, gay, retarded lady. Yeah, I'm gay, retarded, I have autism, my cousin has autism, my brother is Filipino. I was sexually molested. I was molested. I did drugs, I was hooked on fentanyl. Yeah, I took the vaccine, got sick, and then I didn't take the vaccine and also got sick. I'm everything.

And I fought in Iraq. Yeah, I fought in Iraq too so I can make jokes about the troops as well. What do you got? Yeah, what do you got? What do you got? Oh, I did a Catholic joke? Guess what? I was a priest as well and I was molested. I'm one of the... yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I was a nun for a little bit when I switched genders I was trans and came back. Uh oh. Not only was I trans I'm also a detransitioner I can make both jokes. Uh oh. Guess what my grandfather's Republican my fucking grandmother is Democrat and guess what they both like

RK and they don't like RFK and also I'm a libertarian sometimes. Uh oh. What else you got for me? Uh oh. What else you got for me? Uh oh. What else you got for me? I'm everything. Checkmate. You can't move motherfucker. Yeah dude, that is, that's the, like that whole thing of like, when Bill Burr did SNL, two times ago he's doing it this week. I don't know when it's coming out, but he's doing SNL the week of the election.

He did a whole thing about white women protesting Black Lives Matter. And it was like in the, the most unbelievable bit. I remember about you can't say on the fence or whatever. He's like you know and then all these people on Twitter were like it's racist piece of shit and then I was like he's got a black wife. He's got a black wife and they're like oh. That was the I'll show myself out. One of those moments where you're just like, oh, how sweet that is. And credit to him, he never brings it up. Nope.

It's not in his act, it's not in everything. The only time he's ever brought it, I'm a huge Bill Burr fan, the only time he's brought it up is back on his old album about going up to Harlem. Which was the funniest joke. And he goes, really? Scat, scat. Oh, a cab bell.

Well, his joke was- He goes, please say it's like, you know, 110th, just like, no, she says it's 125th in the name, I don't know. He goes, who's Adam Caden Hall? Did he lead like a slavery revolution? Why is it so hot out here? I can't breathe. Well, we did a comedy to go with him early on.

I remember that in the playground. Yeah, he had the, I think the first incarnation of that joke he told on our show, I mean on the comedy to go, and he said, when he goes, he goes,, what'd he goes, he goes, yeah, what'd he goes, he goes, yeah, I got black friends. He was like, you know, I hate the way Hollywood always makes it like, you know, the black, white people can't be friends. He's like, why is it whenever they do a black, white buddy movie, it's like,

either he's gotta teach me to dance, or I gotta go to his neighborhood and save a school. He goes, you know, it's normal. He goes, when I hang out with my black friend, we got on the train and we're both going home and I get off about 16 stops before him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the best. God damn it.

You see, I was a white stop, I'll see it. I'm excited, I'm really excited for his monologue on SNL. I'm very excited for his monologue. I think he's like the right guy, he's the perfect guy right now. I love the way he's done his monologue on SNL. I'm very excited for his monologue. I think he's like the right guy. He's the perfect guy right now. I love the way he's done his career. I really do. And he described it once as like he looked at bands

that he likes and he's like, bands will put an album out and then they'll go away for a couple years, two years, then come back and put another one out. So he was one of the first guys that taught me about like overexposing yourself.. Oh no matter how good people think you are, no matter, the people will get sick of you if you're just always in their fucking face. They'll just get sick of you. So it's familiar. Familiarity

breeds contempt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It just breeds. So that's when you go in the other room and you play a different video game. Yeah. That's what you do. You go don't look at me. Yeah. You watch your baseball. Yeah, I'm gonna go play wrestling. Yeah, which I'm very passionate about. Dan Soder, the great Dan Soder. I love you to death. You're one of my favorite human beings on the earth. It's it's funny because whenever I do a podcast with the honest, I try to come early because I know I'm gonna vomit on you. I know I'm gonna come out here and be like I fucking can't stand this shit and

then I get it out it's like it's like we're like getting the puss out of a wound yeah Jesse walks in and I'm like oh no we're almost done backed up let's just say this the conversation we we had before this podcast would have been a $500 Patreon episode that you would have wanted to pay for. It was really good. It was juicy. I had a running bit that I'm still proud of. And I had a couple lines where I was like,

that would probably require a phone call if that were to come out anywhere. You needed to get that off your chest. Because sometimes things just bother you and you just want to get them out. And you felt a lot better. This was the smoke. I saw the way your body language changed.

You came in, you're like, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. And you're like, okay, I feel good. It's post-nut. I was like, oh fuck, you want to get a burger? You also got my favorite joke about crying. Oh, face-coming? You call it, yeah, a face knot. Face coming. Yeah, bust a face knot?

Yeah, it's just one of those things, like, I think I've said it a few times and it's like, I got always remembered I try to always remember it, it's like, Dan came up with that, but it's something that should be in the American lexicon. Hair tits? And face coming? Hair tits is going to be on the news special. Should just be like, in the American lexicon.

Face coming, I, there was a closing bid on like an old Comedy Central thing that I still would do on the road a little bit, but I finally found this place where I was talking about it and I said something and I was like, that's exactly how it is. You get over the line, you cross the finish line on a come the same way you do on a cry,

where you go like, when you're about to come and you're like, oh, or did he touch the couch? And you're like, oh, I'm fucking coming. You don't know why that made you come. It's like crying. I'll be like thinking of my dead aunt and like her pork chops. And I'm like, and I'm fucking losing it. I'm like, I'm going to miss her.

It's the same. It's just the same. It's funny if you. It's the same trigger pull. It's funny if you find out you're perverted emotionally too. You're like, you know, some people need to see something weird. Oh, fat fucking ass. Why is that making me cry?

God, I'm fucking perverted. Yeah. I'm fucked up. I'm so fucked up. Yeah, we're all fucked up, dude. But I love hanging out with you. It's the best. We had a great time.

And I like what you got cooking coming up in the mix. Oh, yeah, the hyenas are back. Maybe. Yeah, we're Maybe, I've been waiting. We did the first episode, it's already up on Patreon, but it comes out, it'll come out Thursday when this comes out. Which yeah, I don't, yeah. Why are you doing that? Bump me back, baby.

Yeah, we're gonna bump you back. We'll bump you next week. We'll bump you next week. I'm not going against the return of the hyenas. Katie's still got a shirt. Oh wait, why has this been up the whole time? Oops. We forgot to change it. Well, guess what guys, it's back. Guess what, we're back! This is my co-host, the wild Dan Soder! Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy situation with the mother. I'm in it. I'm divorced. I'm married. Boom. I'm sexy. He's always stayed sexy though. Yeah, okay I'm straight. It's Danny Soats. I love you guys are back. Yeah

it's we did an episode and the the Response has been crazy and people are just like wow It doesn't even feel like you it feels like you guys picked up right when you left off love that So the episode is being very well received it comes out. Yeah comes out Thursday or whatever this whatever day it is You're watching this. It's out. Yeah, we're back and it's fun. It comes out, yeah, it comes out Thursday, or whatever day it is, you're watching this. It's out. Yeah, we're back, and it's fun, it's good to be back, the support's been great, and yeah, it was weird

how we ended. We ended right when we were starting to get popular. We were like, you know what, this is a good time to end this. I mean, the difference is, when I left the bonfire, it was eight years in after, and it was also like, I gave, like, behind the scenes, I gave like a year notice. So everyone had emotional preparation. And then Jay was actually smart.

Jay was like, we're only gonna tell the fans two weeks before, because I don't want it tainting. He's like, let's have good shows and have you go out on top. But we would have like Bobby on a lot to kind of be like, hey, what if he was your new dad? What about this guy? What if he was your new dad? But this is your boyfriend you guys woke up and it was like no one

It's like no more history. Is your excuse me. Yeah, we didn't have you know We were just starting so it was like we didn't have that full run that you guys yeah So it's it's good to be back. We're back to save the country. Hopefully we do it and Yeah, go check out Dan Soder at his website for all upcoming tour dates. DanSoder.com big tour in 2025 haven't announced yet but it's coming don't worry and yeah all my shit's up there and listen to Soder if you got a second and Soder's a podcast on YouTube and I like to pronounce it Soder Dan Soder I had fun when I did that that's a podcast on YouTube, and I like to pronounce it Sodor. Sodor. Dan Sodor. Sodor.

I had fun when I did that, that's always fun. It's like, it's funny, cause like, I left the bonfire, people are like, this is why you left the bonfire? You're like, brother, we're in the age of podcasting. I have to have something, and I have fun doing it. It's eight years, it was eight years Dan was on there. But also, it's like, I mean, I talk to Jay,

and sometimes we'll have like two and a half hour phone conversations and one of us will be like, well that was a whole bonfire, we just did a bonfire. Yeah, you guys had amazing chemistry. Well it's also great that. And you still do. And you had them on yours, it's just soda, it's the same thing.

Yeah, but it's just, for me it was very important to save the friendship, which again, that's the thing that will hold me back in this business, is caring. And also you thinking about everyone's job there. You're like, was everyone still employed? Okay, now I can leave safely. Yeah. Yeah. I do, I clean up the Airbnb well.

Yeah, you do. I go, and by the way- You are that guy. I cleaned all the towels, they're dry. I missed the flight because I had to make sure that I straightened up a little bit. The refrigerator was a mess after we stayed there. I had had to clean it out and I wanted to scrub their dishes They're not gonna do the dishes that I used

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