Yannis Pappas Hour - Fentanyl Served Cold

Episode Date: December 25, 2021

It’s the holiday and Yanni is in the LongDay spirit. Yanni explores the “sexual exploitation” accusations against James Franco and the power dynamic between actresses who had consensual sex with him and their exploitation of the climate. Yanni also reveals his theory that Fentanyl is being manufactured and distributed to the US, Europe and England by China as revenge for the Opium Wars and Hong Kong. Also, more. Wasdadealis.LongDays is a weekly podcast by comedian Yannis Pappas. Yanni rants. He likes to poke all the bears. Get your commentary on news & trending topics with Yanni every Sat and a guest chat with interesting, brilliant and hilarious humans every Thursday. Wasdadealis Yanni stand up tour dates & tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comJoin for weekly Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysThe show goes out every Saturday night & Thursdays to youtube and podcast audio platforms but while it's being recorded the show goes LIVE on Yannis' Instagram on Wednesdays. Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis PappasInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. I assume you're watching this after you open some presents if the supply chain enabled your gift. If you got Apple technology, make sure that the CCP is going to watch you jerk off. Also, if you're doing some party drugs, I am sure the CCP put some synthetic opioids in there to kill you because you're 18 to 44 and you're military serving age. And the CCP's selling fentanyl to America to kill all the men so they can invade the Pacific coast and take Pepperdine University after COVID. All the signs are there. Merry Christmas. Our empire is falling, falling down. Joey Biden's a clown. He's old and he's giving us a frown. Because the gas prices are through the roof. And Joey Manchin from West Virginia says,

we don't want nothing if it's not a scratch off ticket. I'm for West Virginia, and if your Build Back Better plan doesn't involve free scratch-offs, we don't want it. We're West Virginia kids. We want skull, and we want scratch-offs, and we want some more college football and buckets of Bud Light Lob that are not in the build better plan and i am the vaccine against the build back better plan and my name is joe manchin hello this is long days bill gates i don't know why he's not a scientist but he says the pandemic

will be over in 2022. Why the fuck are we listening to Bill Gates and Joe Rogan? How did they become the two fucking vaccine proponents? Joey Biden, thank God he tested negative for COVID because he was in close proximity to an aid that got it. So he's negative COVID, but he did test positive for shit in his diaper and Alzheimer's. This is Long Days. Merry Christmas.

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All one word, patreon.com slash yannylongdays. Now, let's start the show. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to everybody. I assume you've opened your gifts. You're sitting around in your pajamas. Okay. If you're a gay guy,

you had some eggnog and went, ooh. After you had some, gay guys can really get eggnog down. Eggnog tastes like fucking cinnamon cum. It's also the consistency of cum. I don't know how that became the drink of Christmas. Obviously, you know a drink is horrible if it's only talked about for one day a year and nobody has it.

Nobody goes to a Christmas party and says, hand me an eggnog, dog. Hand me a cup of cum with cinnamon. Have you tried it? Eggnog? Yeah, of course. Yeah. I also tasted my own semen a few times. There's no way you can eschew

or bypass that curiosity where you're laying there for your whole life. I resisted tasting my own cum, I think, for 20-something years. What? 20-something years. You've never just wanted a curious dab? You're a liar, Jesse Scatoro. My mom listens.

Oh, that's what it is. You're like Olivia Harland Decker on Unleashed. She's always worried about her mom listening listening to my show unleashed by bet mgm um with me and olivia harland decker she's a sports journalist and her doing a show with me is ruining her career yeah i think i went 20 plus years without testing my own cum and i you know here's the deal you only really do it once because it's just a curiosity and then you're going like, tastes like caviar. You know?

It's a little fishy. Ladies, it's sushi night. I give credit to ladies who take it down to gullet, brother. It's a real gullet shooter. How you doing, brother? This is Derek

down from Tallahassee. Ladies, we got eggnog shooters but it ain't eggnog. It's my cum. Come down and get the good old sushi night down at the Pink Lagoon Crock Pit Flamingo where we got real eggnog shooters, brother. I'm talking my cousin Dale's all backed up because he's about to have testicular cancer surgery.

So his balls are all swollen up so we milked them like a goat and got it in all the spouts brother we put them in a fireball shots so it's a little fireball mixed with my cousin Dale's come brother and we call it a super eggnog

Tallahassee style technically is kissing someone under the mistletoe sexual assault? I mean, can you bring charges against James Franco? If there's mistletoe and he reaches out and sucks on one of your titties. Is that sexual exploitation? exploitation. I love how we've now widened, we've widened the category of sexual, a sexual misconduct. That's a new thing too. Sexual misconduct, it used to be there was laws, you know what I mean? It's like now, like I could, even if you take women out of it, if I get into an argument

with one of my friends, I could call the cops and say, this guy makes more money than me. The dynamic of our physical altercation made me feel uncomfortable. No, sir. I'm sorry, sir. You're right. It wasn't even a physical altercation. We had a conversation and the dynamic made me uncomfortable because he makes more money than me and he's in a superior position socioeconomically and I felt belittled

and manipulated and I would like to file a fratricidal exploitation charge. I would like to talk to a reporter at The Atlantic so we can talk about his sexual, lacking sexual, I'm sorry, fratricidal misconduct charge. I have a platonic misconduct charge that we are going to have written about in a paper. I mean, there's so many new categories of crimes that aren't crimes but are now like media crimes, like reporters will report. James Franco has been accused and sued for, if I got this correct, and we've created a new one here, sexual exploitation. So you're probably hearing that and you're probably thinking, okay, was James Franco,

was James Franco, was James Franco engaged in moving underage child prostitutes across state lines, and I'm going to say no, was he accused of running a prostitution ring, I'm going to say no. Was James Franco accused of holding women down, promising them roles, and sexually taking advantage of them? I'm going to say no. James Franco has been accused of getting fucked by women who want to fuck James Franco. That's what James Franco is accused of. James Franco is accused of being James Franco. Okay? One of the things that comes with being James Franco, I would say it's probably the most prominent thing

that comes with being James Franco. The thing that's not prominent that comes with being James Franco is good acting. That does not come with James Franco. What comes with being James Franco is good acting that does not come with James Franco what comes with James Franco is a good fucking time that might and probably will involve his penis his penis will be involved in any hanging out with James Franco I even think if I went to dinner with James Franco and let's say his friend Seth Rogen, who I'm sure they've parted ways because Seth Rogen probably is not dealing with how much James Franco has exploited the power dynamics of being an acting teacher and fucking a few of the desperate girls who want to break through in Hollywood, who also want to tell their girlfriends a story that they fucked James Franco. You crazy? If my wife told me,

do you want this gift? I'm getting you a new fucking iPhone watch band or you get to fuck James Franco. I'm fucking James Franco and I don't even want to fuck James Franco. I don't even want to fuck a guy nor James Franco, but as a Christmas gift,

I will fuck James Franco. Seth Rogen's probably like, we can't hang out anymore, dog. You're exploiting your power dynamic. And I just can't do it. I can't do it. You're, you know, my ashtray business. My ashtray business is going too good right now. And I can't afford to have any negative entanglements.

I can't be attached to any sexual exploiters. You know what would be a story about James Franco? This would be a story that I want the press to write about. James Franco does not have sex with women that's a story that I would James Franco teaches an acting class with actors damaged people who want to pretend that there's someone else as a career and are willing to do whatever to get on an episode of CSI and who are very superficial go and attend James Franco's class and James Franco does not give them what they want,

which is for him to fuck them. So James Franco, he's being sued by two former students. And I use the term students loosely because when you're in an acting class, it's the opposite of school. Calling someone an acting teacher is like calling a fish a bird. It's like the opposite. There's nothing to teach. Anything that iced tea could pick up in 13 minutes is not something I really think deserves to be taught at a school. There's no school. If James Franco was an astronomy teacher and he was banging some of the students, yeah.

I would say there's a power dynamic. Yeah, I would say there's a power dynamic. But if they throw together some fucking class where people come and they read commercial monologues, they say, okay, we're going to teach you how to do on-camera acting for a Tums commercial. That's not really a power dynamic. That's James Franco. That's James Franco looking for girls to fuck and for girls who want to maybe fuck James Franco to be in the next movie with the director. What's his name?

With the beard. Who's also very upset with James Franco. The guy, you know, the guy with all the movies. Will Ferrell. I'm just dropping his name. He thinks he's a stand-up. What's his name? He's never going to put me in a movie anyway.

Apatow. Apatow. Girls who want to maybe know how they can maybe get in the next Apatow. And James Franco, I'm gonna say you're guilty of one thing. What you're guilty of is being myopic. And if you don't know what that word is, get

smarter! It's short sighted, okay? If you're gonna fuck a girl who's taking James Franco's acting class, okay, they're expecting that if they fucked you, you're going to at least get them a background role where you just tell them cheat out to the camera as much as you can, okay? You got to at least be expected to give a role out here or there or you're going to get sued. And here's another tip of advice. If you fuck any actress who has

not made it in Hollywood, if you fuck anyone in entertainment, anyone with a headshot, okay, and your career is bigger than hers, expect a civil lawsuit. Okay? These are not the most stable people in the world who say, I'm leaving Idaho to go to L.A. to try to make it. Especially now where there is no Hollywood. So James Franco's being sued. Of course it's sued.

You want to know why it's sued, Jesse Scaturo? Because there's no criminal charges. You can't press criminal charges against someone who had consensual sex with two of his students. So of course, if there's no criminal charges, why the fuck consensual sex with two of his students so of course so if there's no criminal charges why the fuck are we even reporting on this why do i even fucking know that james franco had sex with two girls in his stupid fucking acting class that he can do so he can feel like he's doing something in between getting his dick sucked doing drugs and waiting for his next fucking judd Apatow movie.

These actors do nothing but sit around all fucking day in LA, and they go to Simon Rex's house, and they jerk off, and they do drugs. That's it. They're not comedians. They don't have to fucking work for a living.

I gotta fucking think of funny things to say every fucking week and convince you to join my fucking Patreon because you're pieces of shit who think that I'm going to fucking rely on Manscaped for the rest of my fucking life. They're about to demonetize me because I got a lot to say about China this episode.

We're not done. I removed the I love Allah mug because I'm trying to figure out what is fucking demonetizing us. What's James Franco supposed to do except fuck girls in his free time? There's only so many minutes of the day you can spend at the gym.

There's only so many minutes of the day you can spend at Simon Rex's house. There's only so many minutes of the day you can FaceTime with Seth Rogen while he shows you his dumb fucking ashtrays. They stink. You have no talent for sculpting. That baby Socrates that Jesse made, that's fucking talent.

Seth Rogen, you're making the same ashtray over and over again like a mental institution patient at a mental ward. How many ashtrays are you going to make, my friend? If that is not an indication of how much leisure and downtime these actors have and how little work they actually do, it's that Seth Rogen decided to make the same ashtray over and over again. And Jim Carrey decided all of a sudden that he's Justin Pollock. Your paintings suck.

I'm sorry you sucked Satan's pecker to to become the fucking mask but that's not all our problem now we got to sit through your fucking pseudo spiritual lectures on the red carpet because you're upset that you sold your soul to make 50 million dollars as a canadian fucking now we got to sit through he He thinks he's the Buddha now. Every time Jim Carrey gives an interview, he's like, guys, we're not here. Nothing's here. Nothing's real. We're just atoms.

Shut the fuck up. Throw on the Grinch costume and make my daughter happy. You got $40 million in the bank. I've had enough of you. I like when he talked with his ass. Yeah, go back to talking with your ass okay ain't nothing wrong with that i don't gotta sit through your pseudo spirit oh you found god let me say you can you conveniently found spirituality after you hit about 300 mil in the bank that's convenient that's like when someone kills someone and then they read a remorse

letter to the family in the court. It's like, of course you're sorry now because you're going to jail for prison. You're going to get your asshole pushed in. James Franco James Franco's guilty of sexual exploitation. So what that means is he had sex with two students.

They didn't feel comfortable with the power dynamic. James Franco now looks back and he spoke to other teachers. He spoke to other acting teachers, I guess, at this acting school. And now he knows that that maybe wasn't the best idea and it was inappropriate. I don't see how there's a hierarchy at an acting class. It's all actors. It's all actors sitting around. I mean, what is James Franco gonna teach you anyway?

How to act like James Franco in a movie and be a dumb stoner in a comedy movie. There's only four actors on the planet, okay? There's only four. Here's who they are. Daniel Day-Lewis, Gary Oldman, Meryl Streep, and Cate Blanchett. Everybody else is just reading fucking lines, okay?

Liv Tyler is Liv Tyler. I know her from when we were kids. I'm sorry, Liv. You're a decent actor. Denzel, you're pretty good, but you're Denzel. Leonardo, you were pretty good in that movie where you got beat up,

but you got raped by a bear. You were decent. You know? And playing special needs, and I can say this, I have a brother who's special needs, is not that hard. You just go like this

and you rub your face a lot okay so every other actor is a movie star they're movie stars and then there's one other kid there's like one or two of the kids who are not known and then you see like their range and you're going like holy crap the one guy he played like you can go google his video on youtube where he plays like uh hispanic gangster Mexican gangster, all these different roles. And you're like, holy shit, I don't remember his name. And the other guy, Jeffrey something, who's like a balding black dude. He's good.

There's like a few actors and everyone else is Carmen Electra. Okay, your variations of Carmen Electra. There's nothing to teach. What is James Franco gonna teach you? Here's what you gotta do. Be very good looking. Be obnoxiously good looking.

This is what the class would be. Hey guys, how you doing? Be obnoxiously good looking if you're a guy. And if you're a girl, figure out a way to get to Harvey Weinstein's shower. That's how you make it in Hollywood. The road to Hollywood runs through Harvey Weinstein's shower and robe. I mean, when did we become children?

So here he is on a, he's on some serious XM radio show. And I applaud him here because he went on probably the least listened to thing to say this. You know, you were saying saying before why didn't he say it on howard it's because like he doesn't want anyone to hear it so he went on some other show on sirius xm because he just wanted america's truck drivers to hear it the only piece of people listen to sirius xm are truck drivers do you hear me dan soda and jay okerson take that fucking bonfire to the internet so you can become famous. You're just famous amongst

Keebler drivers. People who are moving cookies across state lines are the only people listening to the magic that you create. There's nothing to negotiate. Hit Patreon and make fucking 50 billion. You're two of the funniest guys in the world. Why the fuck are you still on SiriusXM?

It's not 2007 Yanni's going wild For Christmas Alright let's listen To James Franco's Interview on The fake Anderson Cooper's

The guy looks like Anderson Cooper I don't know who he is Who cares On the Dom The Dom DeLuise Podcast Or whatever

On Sirius XM Look I'll admit I did sleep with Students on the Dom DeLuise podcast or whatever, on SiriusXM. Look, I'll admit, I did sleep with students. I didn't sleep with anybody in that particular class, but over the course of my teaching, I did sleep with students. Hold on, pause. And that was wrong. Let's calm down with the teaching. Let's calm down with the teaching.

They weren't learning trigonometry from you. They weren't learning how to code. They were reading an Amazon commercial script. Now go. That's it. I mean, he's obnoxiously good looking, dog. No, there's more. There's more.

Unless you pulled the wrong clip. No, this is when he talks about the students and then there's this longer form one. No, but then there. There's more. Unless you pulled the wrong clip. No, this is when he talks about the students and then there's this longer form one. No, but then there's a longer one where he goes, he keeps going with that,

but it doesn't keep going after this. They don't cut back to it. A lot of dramatic music. Yeah, dramatic music. Deal with that. I mean, look, the media's got to

sell videos too. Everyone, look, they're doing this like it's a mug shot. It's just him in a shirling jacket. Did they come back to him? Yeah, they probably come back to him.

Push it ahead a little bit. Yeah, here we go. Whoops. Of course I knew. You know, I talk to other people, other teachers or whatever. Like, yeah, it's probably not a cool thing why pause it why clear-headed why why is it not a cool thing where are we heading as a society when consensual sex between two hot adults is not a cool thing let me guess what is a cool thing then what is a cool thing what is it what is a cool thing then? What is a cool thing? What is it?

What is a cool thing if that's not a cool thing? What is it? Walking? Is taking a walk a cool thing? That's not a cool thing. You know what's the coolest fucking thing? Sticking your dink in some hot fucking hot pocket puss puss. That's what's a cool thing.

That's if you're a guy. And you know what's a cool thing if you're a girl? Fucking James Franco. It's a lot cooler than fucking Giannis Pappas. Ask my wife. Check it out. Who are these women supposed to fuck? Drew?

They're supposed to go to Jersey City and fuck Drew? Not everyone can fuck Pete Davidson or James Franco. Let these guys fuck. Women want to fuck these guys. But like I said, it's not why I started the school. Hold on, hold on. Let me guess. You started the school because you care so much about the craft of acting

that you wanted to spread it with what I can only assume is an all-female required student body. If you think for one second James Franco let one dude into that program, you got another thing coming. That program looked like a Division I girls basketball team.

And he looked like Bill Ambeer coaching a WNBA team. There was one dude in that room, and that dude's name was James Franco. So let's see. He didn't start the class because he wanted to bang some more women. He really wanted to read Chaucer with these girls. He really wanted to do King Lear. Okay, so Shakespeare was his first motivation. Let's see what else he tells us about budget Anderson Cooper. on my part. But, yes. There were certain instances where,

you know what, I was in a consensual thing with a student and I shouldn't have. Okay, so I fucked a couple students. I like the way he says, his body language tells it all. He's like, I fucked a couple students, guy. I mean, like, it's not a real school.

You can't get me on, like, the teacher-student dynamic. There's no grades here. You don't get graded in an acting school. There's not a curriculum. There's not an here. You don't get graded in an acting school. There's not a curriculum. There's not an institution. It's a room that's rented out somewhere in LA where James Franco shows up.

Women screech. They take a few pictures. He talks a little bit about Judd Apatow and his style. Judd Apatow's style is pretty much this. Hey, funny people, can you just go and I'll film it? And they'll call me a genius. Hey, Steve Carell, just go and I'll film it? And they'll call me a genius. Hey, Steve Carell, just riff and I'll film it. Hey, James Franco, just act like a dumb hot guy

and I'll film it. Class is over. Now, who wants to fuck? I mean, sexual misconduct allegations. And then sex addiction. Is there a such thing as sex addiction? You know, I think it's, you know, like, for example, could, for example, no disrespect. No disrespect.

No disrespect. Uh-oh. Where's this going? No disrespect. But disrespect. No disrespect. Uh-oh. Where's this going? No disrespect. But Mike Suarez, he's a beautiful kid. Okay? He's also on the team, Mike Suarez. Okay?

You might know him as Emojiface. If Emojiface wanted to be a sex addict, can he be a sex addict? Like, is there any way possible for me to tell Mike Emojiface to slow it down? You're begging too many checks. The only thing I could tell Mike Emojiface is slow it down. You're having too many tacos, my friend. There's too many tacos. That's what you call a food addict.

And there's no such thing. What it is is just sad people trying to fill themselves up with excessive behavior. It's compulsive. It could be obsessive, but there's no substance in the sex. I'm sick of these people going, oh, I'm addicted to the dopamine hit. You're addicted to people liking you. We all like that. You know, it's addictive heroin. You know, it's addictive fentanyl getting some warm past past porridge is not an addiction it is it is a reward for being a hot hot bod it's a reward for being james franco can the guy can we have anyone to look up to anymore okay they took james clumey okay james clumey's's gone. He's pretending to be in some relationship with some fucking lawyer chick, right?

Are you talking about George? George Clooney. What did I call him? You sure I don't got a brain tumor? You're fine. James Clooney. George Clooney's gone. Matt Damon looks like a stretched out midget, so we never took him.

Ben Affleck's our only hope left. He's blaming his alcoholism on Jennifer Gardner. It's a real dick move. He's going like, if I would have stayed with her, I would have kept drinking because she was a miserable bitch. No, no. What it was, Ben, was that you are Ben Affleck and you realized Ben Affleck's aren't supposed to be caged. Ben Affleck and you realized Ben Affleck's aren't supposed to be caged. When you're Ben Affleck, when you're Ben Affleck in a relationship, you're basically a hyena in the zoo or a gorilla at the zoo. You're deeply depressed going, where's my land? Where's nature? Ben Affleck in a marriage

is a gorilla in the zoo going, get me out of here. Let me run free so i can scoop up all this wild puss puss like little bunny foo foo what's the point of being a bad athlete if you can't casually slide your pole into j-lo and jennifer gardner and whoever else happens to be around when you have a few manhattans the kid likes booze so does james franco They like a good time. Do you remember when the Rat Pack was just running around fucking everyone's mom? And then there's a lot of moms who just lie and say they proudly say they got hit on by Frank Sinatra. And you just know they're lying. You're going, Mom, Mom, you got a short haircut. You live in Illinois.

You order Cheesecake Factory online cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory store. And you eat it out of your freezer. I don't think, I don't think Frank Sinatra took time to put his hand on your knee, which is always their story. They'll go, I tell you, back in 1940, I went to Vegas with your father, and I'm telling you, Frankie Blue Eyes looked right at me, and he put his hand on my knee. No, he didn't, Mom.

You've only had sex with Dad. You're a boring, boring woman with a short haircut and neck fat. It never happened. I've seen old pictures of you. You were about a six out of ten. You were a six out of ten, Ma. Frankie Blue Eyes had no fucking interest in you. Look at this.

You're right. Oh, did I call it? Did I call it? Seth Rogen says he won't work with James Franco after sexual misconduct allegations. It has nothing to do with the fact that comedy movies don't make money anymore because all the funny happens on podcasts

and all he's left to do is make ashtrays and be seen at Adele concerts outside with Oprah. It's got nothing to do with that. It's got nothing to do with the fact that he's running for mayor on a new crime platform called don't have anything valuable in your car. Seth Rogen, baby. He's Canadian. These Canadians know they don't get it they're commies so did I call that James Franco and Seth Rogen he's broke up his friendship for him

and you know what James Franco's probably like at least I don't gotta follow you on Instagram and look at those dumb fucking ashtrays anymore oh god so it's basically

you can't you can't have consensual sex with a woman anymore unless there's like a full contract. Like you can't have sex with an of a. Like laws don't even matter anymore. It's like there's going to be a lot of depressed women out there because guys are not going to be hitting on you anymore. You know what? That's what you like.

You like a guy who takes charge. Ain't no guy who's going to be hitting on you anymore. You know what? That's what you like. You like a guy who takes charge. Ain't no guy who's going to be taking charge anymore. You're going to have to hit on them, and then they're going to say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We need to film this, and my lawyer needs to be present for the whole thing. This is ridiculous that this man,

unless there's something I don't know. Did he rape Mrs. Claus or something? Did he rape Santa Claus? Did he do anything else? Because I'm going out on a limb here and I'm defending James Franco who had consensual sex with two girls who are now uncomfortable about it.

They're now uncomfortable about it. They're always conveniently uncomfortable about the sex afterwards when there's money to be made when they sue them, and also there's a journalist willing to write about it. It's a nice, sweet little thing. The power dynamic. I mean, what are we talking about?

Yeah, it says here, he was blind to the power dynamics. He was blind to the power dynamics of his dumb acting class. He's not your boss. He's not a real teacher. It's an acting class. Like I said, I admitted, if he was a dean of a school or he was a professor at an institution, that's inappropriate, obviously. And it's inappropriate for reasons that are easy to understand.

You start favoring one person. You're not supposed to sleep with your employees. I get it. But it's also not a crime. You just get fired. And then people will say, well, he's not being arrested. It's like, yeah, he's not being arrested. But also he's being morally judged for having sex with girls who had consensual sex with him,

who wanted to have sex with him, who when when they had sex, probably had a good time. I mean, James Franco looks like a guy who knows his way around a puss-puss. He's got a little mustache, which you can call a tickler. James Franco, unlike Pete Davidson, who just relies on his big bat like a home run hitter. He just takes big cuts and probably swings up a lot.

I assume James Franco doesn't have that big of a bat because the universe is balanced. Because Pete Davidson looks like a dead man. He looks like a dead man walking around. He looks like a dead man who's recovering from AIDS walking around, you know? And he's got big bags under his eyes and he shits every three seconds because he's got Crohn's.

So God balanced it out by giving him a nice big bat and making him funny, but also gave him a nice big bat that Kardashian can just fucking ride on. Okay? James Franco's probably got a less than mediocre piece, but I bet you he eats puss puss. There's no way James Franco did not eat, did not have a seafood dinner that night.

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And you know he was on the other side of that couch when he got his first break. There is no way James Franco didn't lick a piece, is what he's saying. Probably. Let's go to a lighter story, Jess. Let's talk about how fentanyl is now the number one killer. I broke my pen again.

How fentanyl is now the number one killer. I broke my pen again. The number one killer of males, I'm sorry, Americans, 18 to 45 in the USA. That's right. A lot of the liberals that listen to this are going, wait a second, it wasn't COVID?

It's not COVID? And a lot of right listen to this are going, wait a second, it wasn't COVID? It's not COVID? And a lot of right-wing people are going, wait a second, it's not mental illness? It's not mental illness with guns? Because that's the only problem. That's why, listen, if you don't want to get shot up, stay away from mental institutions. I walked into a mental institution, They just started firing at me. So fentanyl overdose has become the number one cause of death. This story is getting no attention.

It's been going on for a while now. And there is a real nefarious underpinning to this story that nobody's talking about. But me and Jesse, being the internet sleuths that we are, did about 15 seconds worth of Googling, listened to one NPR radio episode with a correspondent in China, in Beijing. And we read one article called, We Are Shipping to the U.S. Inside China's Online Synthetic Drug Networks. Now, here's the deal.S. inside China's online synthetic drug networks. Now, here's the deal. It's a simple question you ask yourself. Let's start with what is fentanyl?

Fentanyl is Midwestern teenager candy. It's, Americans love it. No, okay. What it really is, is a synthetic opiate. What's an opiate? Heroin is an opiate, right? So fentanyl is some sort of like lab created cheap. They get the molecules, they make this sort of cheap yet more potent and dangerous form of like opiate. Where does it come from? It comes from China. China has now banned fentanyl. If you're caught with fentanyl in China, I think they push you off a roof

or they put you in a dog stew. Because who can tell the difference between dog meat and human meat? They kill you. That's how China deals with stuff in that country. When they have a law, they make sure you don't break the rules again.

They jack my you. They jack my you if you call it fentanyl. So now they're making it. Now here's the thing. At some point, we got kind of hip to it, and we were like, hey, you got to stop fucking exporting fentanyl to us through all these illegal channels, these stupid corporations like David Chun Inc. or something where the fentanyl was being sent.

And now they've circumvented all that and it's going directly to drug cartels in South America, specifically, I think, Mexico. in South America, specifically, I think, Mexico. It almost seems as if China, because of course we know any company that's doing anything in China, the government knows about it. Let's just say if you want to start a business in China,

the government comes and says, we're partners. We are partners in this. Whatever you're says, we're partners. We are partners in this. Whatever you're doing, we're partners in. You call it regulation. We call it partnership. The government, the CCP has their hand in every single thing that happens in China. So one could conclude maybe, One could conclude maybe, God, I hope I make it till Christmas. They're going to get me. Maybe they have some sort of interest in getting this highly dangerous synthetic drug mixed in with other drugs that people are taking that are killing everyone. I was doing a comedy show once where some kid just died of a fentanyl overdose in the audience.

They're dropping that. It's the number one. Let me repeat that. It is the number one cause of death for Americans 18 to 45. Did you understand what I just said? The number one cause of death. Not, you know, accidents know accidents not cancer not heart attacks not uh burger king you know not covid i'm sorry i'm sorry stacy not kovac okay fetchy fetchy fetchy fetchy fetchy oh lord, Lord, fetchy. No, look, fetchy. It's not COVID.

Fentanyl. Yeah. NanoByron calls it, it's a Chinese cooperative partnership. Cooperative partnership. It's a perfect way to say it. So somehow this synthetic drug is getting from China to the United States. NPR is reporting it's going through the drug cartels

who are then pushing it through illegal channels, obviously, to Americans, and it is killing us. A lot of times, it's unwittingly mixed in. Unknowingly mixed in. They find traces of fentanyl in heroin overdoses, in ecstasy pills, in all these pills, all these drugs that people take. You know, who takes drugs?

Kids, 18 to 44, you know? In a lot of ways, I'd say we don't have a drug problem in this country. We have a boring suburbs problem. To borrow a line from the NRA. We don't have a drug problem. We have a boring suburbs problem. If those suburbs were a little more lit, then people would do less drugs.

Because there's, fentanyl deaths are happening in New York, but not at the rate that they're happening in the heartland. Because there's just shit to do here. You know, you go, what do you want to do today? And you're like, the world's our oyster. You want to go to the Met Museum? Do you want to go to Broadway? Do you want to go to a comedy show?

Do you want to go see the hottest, you want to just watch people walk and see the hottest women walking around? When you're in a town where all that's left is the ugly people, because all the beautiful people just go to Miami, New York, Los Angeles, and that's it. Every town you go to, you're just looking at the leftover people who weren't good enough, weren't good looking enough to go be good looking somewhere else. All that's left to do is drugs. So this, so synthetic opiates

are just mixed in a lot of these drugs. And I think also just a lot of Americans are just taking fentanyl, right? Didn't fentanyl kill Prince or Michael Jackson or something like that too? Weren't there traces of that? I don't know. We don't know.

But you heard it here first in the Real News program. Let's just say it was. I think propofol killed Michael Jackson. Oh, yeah. It was the anesthesia drug. And the guilt from child rape. Uh-oh. Yo, check this out, dude.

There's no left-leaning articles about this story. There's no left-leaning articles about this story. There's no left-leaning. So you're on... Ground News. Ground News, which we love. Ground News, let's work a deal out. I mean, how long are you going to talk to my fucking lawyer? Okay?

You're going to grow with me or you're going to grow against me? I'm still going to use you either way. I'm just trying to get some money. Ground News is the best. So Ground News reports it's only right-leaning that's reporting on this. Okay, now first off, is it true? Or are we just going with QAnon here? Is it QAnon.org where you're getting this?

What's the source you're getting this, that it's the number one? We know it's a problem either way. And it's probably true that it's the number one cause. But if you can just give me one outlet what makes me feel confident about this. Info Wars? No,

that's not gonna do it. It's not, Info Wars or Newsmax ain't gonna do it. The Ohio Star? The Ohio Star works. The Ohio Star works.

What else you got? Oh, is that Blaze? That's not good either. What else we got? American Greatness? Oh, that doesn't sound good. Anything?

Any other moderate leaning? Anything? What article? Let's go to center. Let's go to center. Give me something, babe. Zero. Zero in the center.

Okay, so maybe. Either way, whether it's the number one cause, two cause, three cause, it's up there. People are dying of fentanyl. And let me trace it back to a little something called revenge. Let's go back to, Jess, can you take me back to the opium wars in China and how that correlates to Taiwan? And let's take, let's do a little history hyena movement. Let's take people back a little bit and give them a little nostalgia of when Yanni used

to talk a little history. of when Yanni used to talk a little history. The Opium Wars were a series of wars between the good old Angles, the good old Wasps. You know, the Wasps always just want to do good in the world. They just want to do good. Those Germanic snow monkeys are just seeking to do good. So it was a war between the wasps and the eastern hemis. It was a series of military engagements fought between Britain and the Qing dynasty

between 1839 and 1842. The immediate issue was China's official seizure of opium stocks at Canton to stop the banned opium trade and threatening the death penalty for future offenders. So basically, China was going, we don't want any more of this shit in our country. It's killing our culture. It's killing our people. They're addicted. And the WASPs were were going just sit down

and have a let's talk about this over tea what was the problem here can i talk to you what's your name your name is hoi ting hai let me talk to you handy time my name is nigel okay and i am a representative from the british tea company the problem here is we're making a lot of money we're making a lot of money okay with the opium here your people are great consumer base for it they're choosing to take it we believe in freedom here in the west you're free to do or not do whatever you want um yes we're here by force we're here by force you ever notice the bad guys in Star Wars movies are always British? Because they're just nasty, nasty, nasty women like Hillary Clinton. They're a nasty bunch.

You cannot restrict us from dealing opium here. We're going to have a war. Let's have tea and then a war. A civilized war. So they went to war. The British government insisted on the principles of free trade. So they went to war. The British government insisted on the principles of free trade. Well, I nailed it.

We believe in free trade in the West. Why would you oppress us? We're not doing anything wrong. We're not doing anything wrong. You people love it. Just like the Native Americans loved alcohol. They love it. It's not our problem that you goddamn Eastern Hemings, I mean, it's not our problem that you goddamn Eastern Hemmings,

I mean, it's not our fault that you goddamn Eastern Hemmings can't hold your liquor. You got no tolerance? So the British government insisted on the principles of free trade, equal diplomatic recognition among nations, and back the merchant's demands. So the British government stood behind the companies

who wanted to continue to make all this fucking money, even though China was going like, you're killing our people with this drug. The British Navy defeated the Chinese using technologically superior ships

and weapons. What can you do? That seems to be a common thread throughout history. Whoever's got the steel and the germs, they're gonna win, dog. Whoever's a nasty motherfucker

and also has a fucking gat is gonna win. So they won. And the British then imposed a treaty that granted territory to Britain. Ooh! That's when they took Hong Kong. So Hong Kong happened as a result

of the first opium war. So not only did Britain kick some ass, okay? It was like the reverse of a Taekwondo movie. It was like a Bruce Lee movie if Bruce Lee loses. It's like a Bruce Lee movie if Chuck Norris won that. It's like a Bruce Lee movie if Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just won and Bruce Lee lost. That's what the Opium War was.

A Bruce Lee movie where he lost. Not only did we kick their ass and force them to continue to buy our drugs, we also said, since we kicked your ass, you know what we're going to do? We're going to just steal some land that's now ours so we can continue to do it. We're going to have a nice little outpost out there to continue to let this honey nectar, the honey nectar of, is that heroin, opium? Yeah. Yeah, heroin flow.

Another reason why it seems like heroin's on the uptick, since the little war in Afghanistan, a lot of kids have been dying over heroin. There's a lot of money in drugs. Afghanistan, a lot of kids have been dying over heroin. There's a lot of money in drugs. There's a lot of money in drugs. And also, I don't want to put all the blame on the drug dealers because also, life sucks. So I want to give some blame to God. And then I also want to give blame to people who don't listen to Joe Rogan or don't listen to David Goggins and say, hey, man, just work out.

Just work out and you won't do drugs. And I'm not making fun of them. I'm making a point because it works. You should, you fucking fat circle. Work out. Lift something. Move around. But I am putting some blame on the people who want to do the drugs.

People want to do drugs. Nobody's holding a gun to anyone's head and saying, take it. But the problem is drugs are so strong, you take it once. Nobody goes through a heroin phase in college. It's not like booze or weed. It's like you do heroin once, you're a heroin addict. That's how good it is. Shout out to the great comedian, the late great comedian Mike DiStefano,

who used to do heroin, who said, people ask me what it felt like. Shout out Mike Di. And he said, heroin feels like you're getting a blowjob, like the best blowjob you've ever gotten while a bunch of puppies lick your face. That's what heroin feels like. So it was absolutely ruining China. So that's when they took Hong Kong. Chinese were pretty pissed about this. And, of course, it was the British East India Company.

They ran around the world and did a lot of good, I tell you. They were just, I mean, they were really like a charity organization, the British East India Company. Talk about a company who just went around and raped resources from native populations. So China doesn't seem to have a short memory they hold a grudge this feels like it could be a little payback

for the opium war you heard it here first on long days they said oh do you remember a little year called 1839 through 1842 well you remember when you were forcing your drug on us?

Well, guess what? We got a synthetic version that's a little more dangerous, just like we got a synthetic version of the flu. We got a synthetic version of the flu. It's called COVID-19. It's called Wuhan bug. How come nobody's made a remix of that song Wuhan instead of going, Wuhan, got you all in check.

Is that that Busta Rhymes song? Why don't they do a remix called, Wuhan, Wuhan, got you all sick. Wuhan, Wuhan, got you all sick. We got a little synthetic version of your opium called fentanyl that we're going to force into your country through drug cartels and their under-the-table American allies who are getting paid in envelopes. And we're going to take out your conveniently aged for military service 18 to 44 demographic.

The Ohio Star is good enough. That's good enough. That's a good. So, if you don't see what's going on, I mean, it's pretty, you'd have to be a blind man to not see what's going on. I mean, it's pretty, you'd have to be a blind man to not see what's going on. The two most deadly things affecting our country right now emanate from, get your accordion hands ready with me, China. China. Opium and COVID. COVID, two seemingly synthetic versions, more deadly than their organic counterpart. What are you reading here? CDC data shows that fentanyl overdose was the single leading cause. So it is CDC data. So it is true. We are true. We are reporting real news here. And even if it's not, I would like to say

allegedly. All these things are alleged. YouTube, are you listening to me? Allegedly. The CCP allegedly is doing this surreptitiously on purpose. Allegedly, it's the number one cause. Allegedly, I believe that James Franco is not Hitler allegedly he could be Hitler for banging a couple of chicks actors consensually he could be Hitler I'm just saying allegedly also China's behind a lot of the disinformation that you're reading online, they're behind a lot. One of the big ones was a Swiss scientist. We might have talked about it, but it bears repeating. They're behind a lot of synthetic products.

What does synthetic mean? Fake. Canal Street. It's not the real thing. It's not a coach bag, you dumb fucking Midwesterner. It fucking is fake. It's not the coach bag, you dumb fucking Midwesterner. It fucking is fake. It's not the real thing. Okay?

Coach bags don't go for $3.99 sold to you by some fucking African from Senegal off of a towel. It's called synthetic. Made in China. Made in China. The thing that Japan and Korea did when they started manufacturing everything was they decided to, their goal was to make their products the best. That was their goal.

Samsung, all these Korean companies. And it all leads back to one guy's company. I can't remember Korea, but I was reading an article where they said, we're going to make Korea the place known for quality goods. Japan did the same thing after World War II when we opened up all these factories and took away jobs from Americans in order to pad the bottom lines of CEOs for, you know, cheaper labor. Because that's what it is. That's what capitalism does.

It goes, hey, let's go over to Sri Lanka where we can pay these workers a little less and add a few hours to their workday without some fucking AOC breathing down our neck. Can we just have slaves? AOC, they just want slaves. See, this is what breathes life into a utopian idiot like aoc is that yeah there is a problem when jeff bezos has 40 trillion dollars i mean there's got

to be a cap at some point you can't just continue to put your money in the bank and have it make money because they're lending that money out to other people you know and then if there's a run on the bank there's no money because everyone's in debt. That's a problem. It's a problem when you get so rich where you can't lose money because you become part of the system that indebts everyone else. There's a problem. It's unbalanced. Like I said in previous episodes, if we don't curtail capitalism, AOC is going to be a dictator. Also, China will do it for us. We do not have the moral high ground where China is now authoritatively strong arming these companies and strong arming the free market. We can't say, hey, you're being bad when they just pointed us and go,

your people are eating each other in Flint, Michigan. They don't have clean water, you hypocrite. And we go, yeah, but Jeff Bezos, Amazon's doing real good. China is attacking all of our weaknesses, our Achilles heels, and our hypocrisy spots. What's our hypocrisy? They're poking us there in our hypocrisy. And it's hard to say they don't make a strong argument. I bet you fentanyl's up in England too.

How much fentanyl's going on in England, the home of the white people? That white people factory called England. Someone just called me Bernie Pappas. You know, there's some points. He has some good points. He has some good points. Everyone has some good points. It's just the key to the Long Days podcast is an old Jesse Scaturo adage.

There's no end to up. It's also, I think Cicero said, put down your plow, put down your sword and pick up your plow. Humans never know when to walk away. They never know when to walk away. They never know when to stop. We're greedy little fucking bipedal fungus who does not know how to stop filling ourselves at the buffet. And let me say this, more hypocrisy. If you're a human

and you're mad about these billionaires, well then why not you stop on your fourth plate at the fucking all-inclusive buffet? You can't. So you expect Jay Bezos to stop at $13 trillion? As if if you weren't a trillionaire, you wouldn't go for $26 trillion? You would.

Because you can't even stop yourself from getting a fourth fucking plate of General Tso's chicken. Humans are greedy. You need regulation. You can't have jail rules basketball. I'm sorry, libertarians. There needs to be some evening of the playing field. This isn't a fucking utopia.

I know you guys want to have no government and then it's just a fucking bunch of warlords with their own private security, but we're not going to all live like Taylor Swift. She'll be the only safe one. We need some sort of balance of all these opposites. Everyone needs to negotiate. Come to the table and negotiate.

Anyway, I'm going off on a long day. This is the Christmas episode. This is the Christmas episode. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh, what fun it is to have. Is it better if I yell this stuff with a Santa hat on? I think so. Another creation by our dumb fucking marketing division.

But give them credit, dog. Marketers create good shit. Because let me tell you something. Christmas, when it was just the big boy's birthday, was not a lot of fun. You fucking cut down a tree, which made a mess. You put it in your house. But there was no fat, fucking obese,

Midwestern-looking guy riding around with a red nose because he'd been drinking too much, handing out fucking toys. That was a good time. Santa makes it funner. Eggnog's come. Meth is Make America Great Again made in the good old USA.

Did you say this is the Christmas episode? Yanni's glasses are getting more on and off action than Franco's students. That's the heat we're talking about. Yas, feta Santa. Comment roulette where I look down and I read what I say from the fans. How does Derek celebrate Christmas? Will you miss the beginning of the episode where we hand out eggnog shots, brother. That's fentanyl mixed with a little of Blake's cum. It's called a shooter. It's called a Santa shooter down here in Tallahassee. It's an eggnog special, brother.

Fentanyl, Casey Anthony's pussy juice, and a little bit of fentanyl sprinkled in, brother, like tinsel. Sorry, Jesse. Fentanyl death on the rise in UK. Big surprise. Let me ask you something. Am I like Sherlock Holmes? I'm a little like Sherlock Holmes. I mean, I'm good at this shit. I mean, how are people not seeing what's going on? Guys, you got to start using

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I ain't watching some dude ski. Hockey is the only time I get into hockey is during the Winter Olympics. That's not happening. We're doing a diplomatic boycott, but our other athletes are going. But the NHL is cracking down. So big surprise. Fentanyl is big on the rise in the UK as well. China is doing a good job of destroying everywhere else,

but making sure their country doesn't suffer from it. That's the point. Also, they're making the fentanyl. Fentanyl comes from China. Open your eyes. China, please. I'm only saying this because you're not paying me. If you want me to stop, I am very viable. Please. Okay? I will give you Jesseesse's email address there's not many hoops you have to jump through one of these subsidiary companies just needs to reach out and pretend to be ground news and we'll take the check and i will start reporting my slant you know how uh russia has their own um by the way how interesting is this r Russia played Finland in hockey and they wore CCCP uniforms.

I mean, Putin. Talk about a lack of subtlety. They wore Soviet uniforms 25 years after the Soviet Union fell. Thank God Finland beat them. Those weird, strange, drunk ice people beat them. But I mean, how wild is that, dude? They're on the border with the Ukraine right now,

threatening to invade in negotiations with Biden. Biden saying, if you invade, we're gonna come down so hard on you. So they're pausing, but they want it. You know Putin wants it. Putin wants it. You know Putin wants the glory of the USSR back. You know he wants to get all those Chinese-speaking Russians.

Do you know like half the USSR is just Eastern Hemis who speak Russian? Kyrgyzstan, Uzhhorod, Uzbekistan, Dagestan. They all look like Eastern Hemis. They all look like Genghis Khan, but they speak Russian. It's weird. They look Chinese, but they speak Russian. It's no mystery that those two countries have a camaraderie. They're contiguous.

If you don't know what the word means, it means they're touching each other. In other words, North Dakota and South Dakota have a contiguous border, meaning they touch each other. In other words, North Dakota and South Dakota have a contiguous border, meaning they touch each other. So Finland's... I mean, Russia... They called it a throwback jersey.

I mean, what the fuck? It's not an old-necks jersey. It's the old repressive regime. I mean, can we not forget that millions of people were slaughtered during this regime? That's like weird. That's like the, that's like if the South started flying the Confederate flag, oh wait, they have been. I forgot about that. Because that's the only apt

analogy I can come up with. It would be like as if, you know, some Southern, it'd be like if the Nashville Predators for their hockey game just came out in a full Confederate flag, which in the South they come pretty close to doing anyway, up until recently. And I agree with that. I agree with the kids on that one. You know, the Confederate flag needs to go. Giannis, can I talk to you, says Greg Howard. I'm in the middle of something, Greg. We're right in the middle of something. I mean, if you want to put something in the chat, I will read it. But no, we don't have a moment to talk, Greg. Unless Greg is working for the CCP, then DM me. I'm open to hear it. I'm open to hear it. then DM me.

I'm open to hear it. I'm open to hear it. Drew, our boy Drew's in the chat and he says, wonder if some players did a jersey swap after the game. Drew got a good one.

How do you like them apples? How do you like them apples? Drew came strong. That would be funny if they did a fucking jersey swap afterwards. Alex Jones warned us about Franco running drugs for the commies.

Now I have the word Alex Jones in my fucking episode. Alex Jones is a moron. I'm just saying that for the algorithm. Yanni Omicrons. Pretty wild that they wore those uniforms. But that's what's happening. NHL players are not going to the Olympics. I can't wait for the Summer Olympics.

When's the next Olympics going to be? The Summer Olympics? The next one? I guess in two years. Someone just said the next variant is going to be called the PAPIS. It's what it is. And I ain't with the CCP, says Greg Howard. Then I don't want to talk to you.

Then I don't want to talk to you. Here's the deal. When the next Summer Olympics hit, I'm excited because we got those amphibious white boys. I mean, these white boys and girls dominate swimming. I mean, these fish-like amphibious honka-donks just crush. And we got a new star. Women's swimming is going to sweep up. Can you go to UPenn Trans Swimmer?

Now this episode is officially demonetized. Yeah, this is the issue. For some reason, you get demonetized. Maybe, yeah. Yeah, this is the issue. For some reason, you get demonetized. Maybe I should support it here, and that'll help. This is... What's happening to this girl is a disgrace. That people are mad at this. This is a nice young lady

who is crushing Division I NCAA records. All right? Her name is Leah Thomas. Leah Thomas took testosterone suppressants for one year, which is plenty. That's plenty. for one year, which is plenty. That's plenty.

And went from competing as a very good boy in swimming in college to a dominant female. And a lot of people are wrongfully saying this is because she used to be a guy and she has an unfair advantage. Those people are called TERFs. Those people are called phobic. Those people are called horrible people. How could you insinuate such a thing?

Look at this beautiful young lady who looks like she also could be in a jersey cover heavy metal pad. Her name is Leah Thomas. She's a beautiful young lady and she absolutely crushed the record. So what happened is she's at the University of Pennsylvania and after one year of testosterone suppressants, and after one year of testosterone suppressants, based on NCAA rules, she was able to switch and compete in collegiate competition as a member of the women's program.

Hey, ladies, we got another lady on the team. I'd like to introduce you to Leah Thomas. And all the ladies were going like, yeah, I know Leah. I used to fuck him last year. I had a crush on him last year. So let's go to the record because it's very impressive

that a lady could crush the record by this many points, this much time. She was a three-year member of the men's squad at Penn. So as a junior at Penn, she was a male swear, sorry, she was always a she.

But when she presented as a male, because of oppression, because of oppression from, from, from phobic people, from oppression from phobic people, she presented as a male. During that time, she competed in the wrong body

as a man, as a male, as a boy, as a boy man for three years on the male team. Then between junior and senior year, she changed. She changed. When she came back senior year, let's just say, some of her old friends were like,

wow, what did you do this summer? You look like you had an interesting summer. And now Leah Thomas is breaking records for the Quakers. She swam the fastest woman's time in the nation for 200 meter freestyle this weekend. This was a couple of weeks ago. And there's still uproar over this. I don't understand what the uproar is. I don't understand what the uproar is. She's being penalized for being fast. What are people upset about? It's women sports. Why does anyone care? Trans women are the best thing to happen to women's sports because we're talking about collegiate women's swimming. Would we ever be talking about collegiate women's

swimming if it wasn't for Leah Thomas? She is the Jackie Robinson of collegiate women's swimming if it wasn't for Leah Thomas? She is the Jackie Robinson of collegiate women's swimming. She is the Babe Ruth of collegiate women's swimming. She's putting it on the map. She is the Jake Paul of collegiate women's swimming. There's a lot of money now, okay? There's a lot of money going to come in. It's going to pour in from Nike. Nike's going to pour in. How much did she break it by? Can you just find that? Because she really crushed it.

Yeah, look right here. Here we go. The result came a day after winning the 500-yard freestyle preliminaries by a whopping... Now, you guys watch the Olympics. We all don't know a lot about swimming. But usually... Okay, just leave it there because when you watch high-level swimmers, Olympic swimmers, or collegiate swimmers, they all pretty much edge each other out sometimes by like a half a second. Even like the fastest men in the world, like Usain Bolt, beats a dude by like a second or less than a second. They're all fast.

a dude by like a second or less than a second. They're all fast. Leah, this nice young lady, won by 14.39 seconds. It's almost like the girl behind her was in the race that happened after her race and I think she beat out a girl who was the previous fastest swimmer right um so she absolutely demolished the record and this is raising some eyebrows um just because she was a guy last year I mean this is the type of discrimination that these evil people do. They're going, wait a second, could this 14.39 seconds, which doesn't happen in this sport, have anything to do with the fact that she was a guy? I mean, how stupid does your reasoning have

to be if you would suspect for one second that her being a guy last year had anything to do with that 14.39 second discrepancy. You're a moron. She's a lady. She just happens to be the fastest thing we've ever seen by a real lot, by a real lot. by a real lot. 14, just to be clear, 14.39 seconds in a race is what Usain Bolt would beat me by. So the difference between Leah Thomas and the rest of the field

is the difference between me and Usain Bolt. And that's a true story. In the 100 meter dash, I would finish 100 meters in like 14 seconds, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, or something like that. At least. And Usain Bolt would beat me by 14 seconds.

So here she is. Can we take a look at her last year? I just want to see what her style was last year. I want to see what kind of kick she had on last year. I want to see what kind of kick she had on last year. Let's just take a peek at her last year. Last year as a junior. UPenn is a pretty big school.

That's her last year. That's her last year. That's her last year. I'm trying to say that's her last year. That's her last year. I'm trying to say that's her last year. That's her last year. I'm looking at her. I'm looking at her last year and I see a girl trying to find herself. I see a girl trying to find herself.

I see a lady just trying to figure out what it's all about. Someone said Yanni is like, someone said this is like a Lifetime movie. Is that bad? The last 40-yard dash Yanni did was to a buffet. Correct. Correct.

Thank you, Prestige Worldwide 0515. Why are these names so complicated? Vagabond journalist said she slash they will be crushing it in Franco's acting class next year. Yes. Let her play more golds for the USA. That's what I'm talking about.

That's why I said I can't wait for the Olympics because she is going to fucking dominate. So shout out to an American hero. Hero. Leah. She's doing good. Drew Film says another goodie. He says,

did her extra fin add those 14 seconds? She does have another flipper. Dilated Dank says, I like to call it a propeller piece. Should we just start calling this show Demonetize with Giannis Pappas

yeah dude yeah it's over you can't do comedy anymore we're gonna have to pay YouTube to air them alright so uh

the build back better bill uh Senator Machen that's his name Machen yup he uh he's holding this thing up. He's the one vote that they need

because they really don't have any Republicans on board, right? Or maybe two of them are on board? No, I think it's 50-50. It's 50-50 and he's the vote? And the Build Back Better plan, which is basically Biden is kind of resting his entire presidency on this. and the Build Back Better plan, which is basically, Biden is kind of resting his entire presidency on this.

Without this, he's done. So I'll also say that probably Republicans know that. Republicans probably that, you know, that's always what the war is in Washington. You know, when Obama was trying to pass certain things, he was stonewalled on a lot of stuff and was still able to get a lot of stuff done despite it. But he was stonewalled. And then the other party does that to the Republicans

when they're in. Trump tried to get things. He had to do all these executive orders because they wouldn't fucking vote for anything. So that's what they do. This is the game Republicans and Democrats play, even if the American people suffer. I'm not saying that this bill would reprieve the suffering. I don't know. All I do know is I'm sure there's no Republicans who are reaching across the aisle because they know

that this is really Biden's presidency. His numbers on the economy, which is really all that matters, go figure. It's not a 14th bathroom that matters. It on the economy, which is really all that matters. Go figure. It's not a 14th bathroom that matters. It's the economy as it's always been in politics. And right now, Biden's numbers are lower than Jimmy Carter's were on the economy or as low, but I think it's lower. So Biden is in absolute trouble without this Build Back Better plan, if he wants to have any hope. And he's being thwarted by one vote. Yeah, his approval ratings have dipped to new lows as independents sour on his leadership.

You know, all the other demographics can be pretty much accurately assessed based on party line. It's really the independents and those moderates that really sway elections. And his approval ratings are in the dirt. And they keep going lower. They're getting as low as the things he remembers during a day, which is only a few. Prestige Worldwide says,

No Republicans are going to help because it only helps their campaign in 2024 to make Alzheimer's Joe look as bad as possible. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. So they're all putting their hope on Manchin. Is that his name? How do you pronounce it? Exactly. Manchin? Manchin. Manchin. Senator Manchin. He's a senator, right? From West Virginia. Good old West Virginia.

Who switched sides during the Civil War to fight with the North. He went on Fox News and he delivered what sounded like a fatal blow. And this is what he says. This is a no on this legislation. I have tried everything I know to do. Then he was asked,

it's a roughly $2 trillion bill meant to expand the social safety net and address climate change, but Manchin says it's too costly. Democrats need unanimous support in the Senate to pass it. Without Manchin, they cannot proceed. So how did Manchin explain his sudden end to the talks? Well, he basically said he tried to find a

way to get on board with the bill, but he couldn't do it. So let's take a listen to a longer exchange. Let's take a listen here. So Manchin said, if I can't go home and explain it to the people of West Virginia, I can't vote for it. I cannot vote to continue with this piece of legislation. I just can't. I've tried everything, blah, blah, blah. Basically, he's saying he's concerned about inflation. He's concerned about the cost of it, right? And the debt and

how much more debt it'll put us into. And basically, this is basically Biden's plan is akin to maybe what? Nothing this big has been proposed since Lyndon Johnson's New Deal, right? This will new deal right this will be a big government spending uh bill that is meant to stimulate the economy but put the government in even more debt uh the difference between the new deal back then is they're not coming off the heels of a two-year uh economic uh unprecedented economic slide down from a pandemic. Yeah, we just spent a ton of money. Tons. Handing out free money to people.

Interest rates are as low as they can. It's a fucking orgy of free money right now. I mean, interest rates are like below three. So people are buying houses and shit. We're headed for another big crash. As you know, this stuff is cyclical. And the government is just printing more money, making more money. Inflation's going through the roof. So that's what his concern is. But he's also probably concerned, they're trying to push through a lot of other cultural stuff in

there too, right? But it's just mostly climate change stuff. It seems like it's everything. They're throwing money at everything. Yeah, I don't know the particulars on it. We'll keep talking about it because it's probably the most important issue in our country that I know the least about. That's a coincidence. It is the most important thing happening right now for the future of our people. And I don't know much about it. So we'll continue to talk about it. But all I know

is Makin is running defense. I mean, the kid, he better have security with him because he is really holding up. There's a lot of people mad at him. And they're still trying to negotiate. And Biden says there's still hope, but it's really just a negotiation between Nancy Pelosi, Biden, and him. That's what it really comes, everyone else is set. Everyone else is set.

So Joey Biden's gonna walk him in, throw him an Aricept, which is a drug you take for Alzheimer's, and say, let's get Liddy together. Let's take a little Adderall, stay up all night, and come up with a deal. Like I said, what if we throw in

a couple of scratch-offs and slurpees, okay, and free dental exams for your West Virginia people? Okay, what if we do that? What if we, I'm trying to make a deal with Mankin here. What if we made it legal in West Virginia to fuck animals? Does that work for your constituency? What do West Virginians care about? I told you, free skull.

Free skull chewing tobacco. What more can I do? Free tickets to the West Virginia games. What more can you do in West Virginia? What do these people want? How will this work for your people? People are finding it funny. Yeah, it's because

it's good jokes. What are you reading, Jess? What are you coming up with? I'm just looking at what he wants. Does anyone have an opinion in Comment Roulette about the Build Back Better plan? Put it in the YouTube comments. Well, Synergy, Matt, yeah, put it in the YouTube comments as well. Argue in the YouTube comments, please. Well, Synergy42 has a good bargaining chip. He said, how about, saying to Mencken, Joe Biden goes, how about bathtub meth? Do we have a deal? Bestiality barter with them. I said that. Drew Film said, make all elevators play country music.

That's a good one. Nice one. Drew, shout out to Drew the Kid from Jersey City, the pedo hunter in the building. Crushing it today in comment roulette. Trying to take Jared Harvin's job. He's doing a decent job today. Porn parody of Blowing the Light. Someone should do a porn parody of my

special Blowing the Light, which is available on Amazon and Apple iTunes patreon.com slash Yanni Long Days as well my dates coming up Plano, Texas and a bunch of others

as I said at the beginning of this episode Chin don't want the child tax credits they prefer lumps of coal lumps of coal for West Virginians will that work?

I don't know what it is maybe they got maybe he's got a good reason for uh for holding it up you know are you finding anything are we just gonna this one's to be continued till we learn more because there's really nothing to say because we don't know what we do know is there was a sweet little brawl in the Miami airport. We also know that corn farmers, it's been found, were overpaid during the Trump administration by like 30 bill or something like that. He was favoring Southern farmers over Midwestern farmers and they were overpaid. As you know, all these farmers get these government,

what do they call them? Subsidies. Subsidies. Subsidies. They get government subsidies when they have bad seasons, the weather's bad, whatever. When crops are slow, the taxpayers bail out these farmers. And under the Trump administration, the southern farmers were paid, what, 30 bill in excess or 30 mil? It's probably a lot. Also, Trump has come out and said he's taking the vaccine and the booster,

and he got booed. Him and Bill O'Reilly sat down, and they got booed. They got booed. But Trump has come out and said, you know, and then Biden gave him credit, gave Trump credit for saying, yes, it's good he's taking the vaccines and the booster. And yes, I do agree that he initiated the, you know, it's his vaccine. He built it.

So Trump is being smart right now. He's running in 2024. He's taking credit for the vaccine. He also went on to say that the vaccine has saved like millions of lives and he took all full credit for it. And you know, hey, the vaccine was created

during warp speed, right? That's what it was called? And so Trump is asking for credit. So, they both admitted they took the booster and they got booed, which was funny.

And Trump went, no, no, no, no, no. And then he goes, it's just a few over there. When you can clearly hear it was the whole crowd. And then Sarah Palin said over her dead body, she's taking the vaccine. And she got a fucking huge applause when she was sitting down with Charlie Kirk or whatever the fuck that guy's name is. She got a huge applause. So the right wing is split on a vax, but now they're God, Donnie T.

You know, that's the thing. You cannot be far right enough for the far right, and you can't be far left enough for the far left. So now they're going to turn on Donnie T. They're going to go, I didn't know you were a cuck. And they're going to throw out Donnie T, and it's only going to leave us one person for president to run on the Republican ticket. And that's Alex Jones. Sup, mommy. Sup. Sup, y'all. So Trump is boosted. He's telling everybody to get boosted. A lot of people are pissed off. Farmers got to pay back a lot of money. These corn farmers, dog, they get paid.

I did not know they got so much dough in subsidy. Did you know that? I did not. Yeah. Can you look that up real quick? You know, maybe you can look it up with corn farmers overpaid Trump. Maybe that'll look it up with corn farmers overpaid Trump. Maybe that'll bring it up. We got a lot to talk about next episode as well.

I found interesting. This government informant who went undercover in the KKK in Florida for like 20 years, has now spoken to the press. He said a lot of interesting things. He said there's a lot of white supremacists in law enforcement. See, I don't buy it. I don't buy the categorical sweeping generalization that there's white supremacists all over the country. In Florida and Georgia, which is what he was referring to,

I believe him. But New York City, for example, you're not going to convince me that the police department, which is minority white, is full of white supremacists. It's just not going to happen. So I think it varies from region to region. And I would say, like most things, it's a minority. I would say, but it's a problem.

I mean, you know, this guy, he did some good groundwork. I respect anyone who does field work. What they have to say, I don't respect what journalists who sit in their underwear in Google have to say. If you wear a vest that says press and you come back with a report, I'm listening to it. If you go undercover with the KKK for 20 years as a government informant, I'm listening to what you're saying. If you're undercover with the mafia, I'm listening to what you're saying, Donnie Brasco. Okay. But if you're some lady sitting

in her fucking Upper West Side apartment, punching keys, drinking goddamn organic coffee all day, talking about Louis C.K. endlessly. I'm not listening to what you say. What are you looking up? I'm trying to find that white supremacy thing you were talking about. Yeah, it's an AP article. It's an ap or it's an ap article it's an ap or reuters article i think we'll talk about that on the next one because that's uh we've

been going for a while now right on christmas how long we at hour and a half oh my god yeah so that's why i knew it i knew we were going long because we had a lot to say about the real stories getting us which is james franco's sex. I'm glad we covered that important one. So, wow, Drew just said, I would have found it by now, Jesse, come on. Shout out to Drew. Follow him, Drew underscore films.

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