Yannis Pappas Hour - Here’s To You Mr. Robinson, Jay Varma & Fake Brad Pitt

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

Who comments on a porn site and then gets into politics? Gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson loves Nude Africa and is a wild boy. Dare we say he’s the most fun figure in politics since the great S...enator from NJ, Bob Menendez? Senator Menendez, thank you for your self-service all those years. Pharma is unloading SSRIs—it’s a going-out-of-business sale! Dr. Jay Varma wore a mask during his COVID-era sex parties while locking down NYC, so it’s all good! And finally, a few suburban housewives got scammed into giving fake Brad Pitt lots of money for a fake project in exchange for the fantasy that Brad Pitt would 'crack them open and clean them out.' No harm, no foul! What are you gonna do? Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

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Starting point is 00:00:35 San Diego, March 28th through the 9th, 29th. Yanis Papas comedy.com for tickets. Join our Fetiverse for our bonus episodes weekly at patreon.com slash Yanis Papas Hour. Enjoy this episode. Top of the afternoon to ya. Hello, my name is Yanis Papas. Welcome to the Yanis Papas Hour where we talk about news and try to make it not dreary, but also really fun. Cause it's a difference, right?
Starting point is 00:01:09 If it's not dreary, that doesn't necessarily mean it's really fun. But I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna just do voiceover for great adventure. I wanna just be a hype man for young kids and make them excited and do things that... Sorry, I got COVID. Maybe I should get inside and not party with New York's drug czar, who apparently
Starting point is 00:01:37 went to sex parties during COVID. We're going to get to it. This made me like the guy. Okay. We're all upset that he locked down the kids, but did you know what he was doing while your kid was locked down? He was getting a blowie!
Starting point is 00:01:53 So he was fired. People are getting fired. People are getting found out. Somebody is combing through all the bullshit right now because it's October, Halloween's coming, and trick or treat trick or treat surprise the October surprises are coming. Who is gonna be on the Diddy freak-off list? Trump or Obama? What's the over-under?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Kamala? Who's it gonna be? Giuliani? Who's it gonna be? Giuliani. Who's it gonna be? Yanni Pappas. We don't know, but an October surprise is coming and an October surprise has come early in September for my favorite, my absolute favorite and funnest gubernatorial candidate of all time, Mr. Robinson. Not Mrs. Robinson, she's fun. This guy is fun-er. I know it's not a word, but it applies to the self-described black Nazi himself. The October surprise came a little early for that guy.
Starting point is 00:03:02 We're gonna talk about it. He makes Carlos Danger look like, look like child's play. I mean, this guy's online persona, which has been dug up, I'm sure, by Democratic operatives, is the funnest thing that's happened in politics, brought to you from the guy who brought you the previous
Starting point is 00:03:25 funnest guy in Senator Menendez. Okay. Underrated, not known about gold bars, big titties, Egyptian gold bars. This guy takes it to a note. Wait till we talk about what he's been doing in the nude Africa porn in the comment section of the porn site called nude Africa. This guy's special endorsed by Trump, but Trump's been quiet. He's presently campaigning in North Carolina. When you watch this, that might be done, but he's been surprisingly quiet about endorsing our boy Mark Robinson
Starting point is 00:04:05 right now. Here's to you, Mr. Robinson. We got all your old comments from nude Africa. Yes, we do. I think that Simon and Garfunkel are going to get back together to make a sequel to that song because people are getting back together now. I don't know if you know it, Oasis is getting back together. This is a time of reconciliation that only Jill Stein can
Starting point is 00:04:32 provide for this country. So you got to vote Jill Stein. She is the barnacle on every election since like 1932. And she's had gray hair like Steve Martin since she was 15. She just is always hanging around like a like a wart on your penis. She's just on every ballot in every state and she gets like less than 1% of the vote. Like what is the point? What is she doing? And who does she work for? Dr. Jill Stein and I think she's one of those she work for? Dr. Jill Stein.
Starting point is 00:05:05 And I think she's one of those doctors in like gender studies, I don't think she's a real doctor, but she's like Dr. Jill Stein. And she went on that black radio show with Charlamagne the God, and they just dragged her all over the place. She didn't know how many senators there were, just like Trump didn't know that Ukraine didn't have oil,
Starting point is 00:05:22 according to this new documentary, who nobody's gonna pay attention to, because it was produced by Rachel Maddow. So people are just going to write it off. But apparently that guy Lev Parsons, who he sent to Ukraine, has flipped on him. So that documentary is coming. And at some point he was like, Ukraine's got oil? He had no clue. But they have more natural gas than oil, so maybe he was saying it like that Who knows we're getting into all the good stuff and of course our new segment. What if
Starting point is 00:05:51 What if Marilyn Manson never? Naturally organically died from her pill overdose. What would it be? Who would she have become? What would have happened if Marilyn Manson never died? Marilyn Manson? Marilyn Monroe. Is Marilyn Manson still alive? Yeah, I think he's alive. Is his career still alive?
Starting point is 00:06:14 Well, that's it. We're gonna get into both. We're gonna get into both. What's happening with Marilyn Manson? We're gonna, is he still wearing makeup? I mean, does he still go out? My question is when he needs to go to like a Sheetz to pick up a sandwich, does he throw the makeup on? Here's the good part about wearing makeup and being famous. When you take it off, he just looks like a regular stoner from like the Pittsburgh
Starting point is 00:06:36 area. He just looks like a regular guy walking around Pennsylvania. And that's the good part about whatever his real name is, Okay? That's the good part. We got a lot to get to. Apparently antidepressants in some very, very early, early, early, early, so early. These studies are so early. Apparently antidepressants may treat brain tumors or they may treat you in preventing brain tumors or they may treat you in preventing brain tumors. What they're trying to say is we got a lot of these things and there's been a lot of
Starting point is 00:07:11 scientific studies saying that they don't work long term. We gotta unload them. So hey they could work for a bad back, a boner, it make you hot. Just get your SSRI now half price. They're 10% off. It's a going out of business sale It's a new season go pick them up. Just like you want to get your patio furniture right now This is a good time to get your SSRIs For your potential brain tumors because the pharmaceutical industry needs to fucking unload these things Now that it's coming out that mushrooms probably work better. This is the honest pappasour. I am the mushrooms for your sense of humor and that other stuff is just
Starting point is 00:07:54 pharmaceutical endorsed humor that doesn't work. And I don't know why I'm doing a circle like this but I'm doing it because everything goes round and round like the earth like everything it goes round and round. This podcast, again, is sponsored by Cayman Cigar Company. They make premium cigars using the highest quality Caribbean tobacco and the cigars are hand rolled by Master Cigar Rollers. So enjoy a cigar and give back to those in need. Head to caymanscigars.com slash Yanis to check out their sampler while supplies last and use the code Yanis for for 10% off your order once again. That's caimancigarswithaness.com backslash YANIS for 10% off and make sure you use my promo code YANIS so they know that I sent you. Here's to you Mr. Robinson. North Carolina is an important state in the presidential election. And here's to you for being the
Starting point is 00:09:26 funnest guy in politics this October. If you don't know Mark Robinson, you got to get to know him a little bit. If you live outside of North Carolina, you should know that there's a lieutenant governor who's currently running for governor who's endorsed by Trump Vance, by the Trump Vance ticket, who has been hacked. He's been hacked by live Parnas, so I think he's now working for the Dems,
Starting point is 00:09:54 because he just flipped and said everything because they probably offered him a sweet deal. In the documentary, he even hugs Hunter Biden and apologizes to him. It was a little much. Hunter's like, how did you get my bank records? It's like, dude, we didn't have to work that hard. You put everything out there. Who takes pictures of himself smoking crack? We got it. Anyway, Mark Robinson has brought a lot of joy to my life because he frequented a site called nudeafrica. Now,
Starting point is 00:10:27 according to JD Vance, these are allegations and he's not going to say what's true or what's not true. But what is true is Trump is campaigning. Previously, he would talk all the time about Mark Robinson. He actually called him Martin Luther King on steroids. So I don't know what that means. He's a big guy. DudeAfrica.com, as you can probably imagine, is not a bunch of slender white chicks getting banged out. There's also a free message board that is currently closed and it might be closed because things are getting leaked. Apparently, there was a leak and the evidence doesn't look good.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Contrary to what JD Vance might be suggesting, me and Jesse looked into it. We do tons of research for this. Turns out maybe Haitians weren't eating cats. So I apologize for that episode. But I also said in that episode, we didn't know it was being reported by the post only. But it was fun. So I apologize to the Haitian community. I apologize to all the communities for anything I've ever gotten wrong. But we're not here to get it right. It's not my job. My job is to make content for you.
Starting point is 00:11:52 But apparently we will get this right because the evidence is an IP address and an email linked to him. So the IP address, that's the tough one to get around because the IP address is the computer or the phone that he owns, maybe both. So we're gonna be hearing some fun defenses. Like, okay, listen.
Starting point is 00:12:15 I took in a house guest from 2008 to 2012 before I was on the public scene. At that time, I was just a bleeding heart for any street kid. So I brought in a kid. I did not know that this kid was an Antifa. I didn't know he was an Antifa kid. I told him he could use my computer
Starting point is 00:12:33 so he can look for food stamps and vouchers from local Lutheran social service charities and whatnot. And he did this to damage my image. That's what happened. The enjoying tranny on woman sex part, okay, that part is true, I'll admit to that. That was me, that was me. I do like tranny on woman.
Starting point is 00:12:55 If you think about it, what do we like about the porn? Okay, we like the woman, we like women. It eliminates the guy, but keeps the dick. So, it eliminates the guy, but keeps the dick. So it just kind of makes sense in a very Republican family values type of way. In a straight way, it makes sense. In a straight way, it makes sense.
Starting point is 00:13:17 So that's what Mark Robbett, he's gonna go, all right, that part's true. You got me on that one. But maybe these other ones were the antifiquid. Maybe it was my wife when she was mad at me. I was taking SSRIs at the time. My blood sugar levels were, you know, I'm pre-diabetic. I don't know what he's going to say, but he's denied it.
Starting point is 00:13:41 He's denied it. But that Trump is not mentioning him, I think, shows that maybe even Trump is kind of nervous about it, right? Because he's in North Carolina and normally he would push these candidates. This is a MAGA candidate. And this is a little October surprise coming a little early. October surprises are fun. We got a few early ones about RFK. Supposedly that reporter, looks like he banged her. Looks
Starting point is 00:14:11 like he banged her. I think her name was Olivia Newsy or something. Looks like he banged her out. At least he sent her his abs. There was some sexting. I think the evidence is maybe some sexting. So she hasn't admitted to banging him out. She's 31, I think he's 70, but he's a Kennedy. I would have done it too. He's also fucking fun. RFK's a guy I wanna be friends with, dude. I'm not gonna lie to you. I think he's not a bad guy.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I wanna be friends with him, okay? But I just don't know if the whole idea about running for president as a Kennedy was ever gonna work out, dude. You cut off a whale's head and tied it to the top of the car to show off for your daughter and you banged out this news reporter. Right when you were running for president, you banged her out. You banged her out. I mean, the kid's got a real impulse problem. A guy who likes to shoot heroin in his veins is gonna have a tough time saying no to fun. RFK, that could have been his slogan. Shouldn't his slogan said, why should you
Starting point is 00:15:21 have a tough time saying no to fun? Vote RFK Jr. in 2024. Are you into fun? So, and then apparently he bragged about the intimate photos. He had a reporter, a reporter, Olivia Newsy, who is for Rome and a piece. So she's for Rome and a piece. I checked out the whole package for Rome and a piece. So she's for Rome and a piece. I checked out the whole package, for Rome and a piece. Amid sexting scandal.
Starting point is 00:15:52 So there was some sexting going on at least. Sorry, Cheryl. You should have stayed with Larry David. Poor Cheryl. But you kind of know what you're getting into a little bit, right? To a guy who keeps a diary about all the chicks he's banged as a grown adult. You're kind of getting in, you kind of know what you're getting into, right? When you marry a guy who puts a dead bear cub in his, in his trunk when he's 60 years
Starting point is 00:16:20 old, there's Olivia Newsy and she's for Rome and a stone cold piece. So what are you going to do? The funniest part about that is he's running for president and he he didn't think like, okay, this may not be a good idea. My problem with RK was always his inability to resist fun. You know, the presidential, the president has to be able to resist fun. He's gonna be put in situations where he's gonna have to,
Starting point is 00:16:56 he's gonna have to show impulse control. He's gonna be able to not bang out a chick who may be a spy or something like that behind his wife's back, who doesn't start texting some chick named Nadia, who's secretly working for Moscow. I mean, this guy is so easy to corrupt. All you gotta do is just dangle a little
Starting point is 00:17:16 who-hots in front of his nose. You toss a little puss or who-hots right up there. Hey, baby. You know, it's just, it's like, you remember what's the character in that movie? Who's the British director that used to bang Madonna? Guy Ritchie. Remember who's the actor who just couldn't resist the fun?
Starting point is 00:17:42 That guy with the third finger. He was an usual suspect. Fucking guys, this is Jose. Oh, what's his name? the fun that guy the third finger he was an usual suspects fucking conscious Jose. Oh What's his name? Yeah that guy's great. Yeah Remember that character in the Guy Ritchie movie like he just couldn't resist the blow anyway, that's RFK jr. And Olivia Newsy got sexted but I Think she got banged out because he's RFK and he closes. RFK closes. She was engaged, she was engaged to a guy who who worked for, he was a reputable
Starting point is 00:18:19 reporter or head of an, he was an editor at another outlet. This is what our reporters are doing by the way, and she's got, yeah, this is what she's doing. She's got chopsticks in her mouth. She's just preparing for R.O.K. She was engaged to a guy who had some sexual harassment scandal. She stuck by him. Whatever. I think he got demoted or fired or whatever. But that guy has left her. Apparently the engagement is off now. The engagement is off. So something happened. RFK thinks been quiet or I think he's been quoted as saying, let's see how the news spins this one. So there's some fun guys out there and some October surprises have come early. I think this from Moscow with Lev is a little bit of an October surprise
Starting point is 00:19:14 for Trump. We're waiting on the Kamala one. It's probably coming. We're going to find out she didn't work at McDonald's or whatever and Trump is going to go work the fries for a half hour according to Trump. He said I'm gonna go work the fries. He said I'm gonna work the fries. He's at supermarkets handing out money. He's talking about crypto's future. The guy is now he's really going for it. He's gonna work the fries. He said he's gonna go to McDonald's and work the fries for a half hour. He'll probably work the fries. He said he's gonna go to a McDonald's, he's gonna work the fries for a half hour. He'll probably do it too. He's getting funner.
Starting point is 00:19:53 I'll say that, he's getting funner. Just going, I don't know, maybe she said she worked at fries, I don't believe she worked at McDonald's. She didn't work at McDonald's. I'll go work at McDonald's, should I go work at McDonald's? And the supporters, I'll work at McDonald's. I'll go work the fries for half hour. I don't know, maybe not here, maybe someplace else.
Starting point is 00:20:08 He's just the best. But Mark Robinson is another guy who got an October surprise. And some of the comments that he left on the message board of nude Africa Are fun Okay, I'll just read them off in the spirit of you can't add comedy to comedy. I will just read them off Four of his senior campaign Advisors have resigned so it doesn't look positive. It doesn't look like he's
Starting point is 00:20:47 going to be able to squiggle. First of all, he's not the size of anyone who can squiggle out of it. But just the IP address is probably, that's really what's going to take him down. Now this is a tip for anyone running for office or who has any future plans in politics or any future plans of anything reputable, don't comment on the porn site. Who, what kind of maniac can't resist to comment on the porn site? Who puts comments under a porn video? Who wants to leave any evidence that they were there looking at trannies on women. Who wants to do that? Who wants to put their fingerprint anywhere near that video that you splooge to?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Maybe that's his kink. Especially if you're a Republican in North Carolina. Especially if you're a black gubernatorial candidate or lieutenant governor, okay? Cause the black community, they're gonna troll you for the tranny. They're not even gonna care so much as, they're gonna care more about the tranny on woman porn than they are about, if I was in the KKK, I would have called Martin Luther King Jr. Martin Lucifer Kuhn. I think they're gonna have funner with the other one.
Starting point is 00:22:07 But here's some of his comments. Now this is one of those great examples of how everyone has a social media personality. Carlos Danger. Carlos Danger, best name still. I don't know what his screen name was when he was on Odd New to Africa, but Carlos Danger is still the best screen name. But like I said, we have the, the, the id, the ego, the super ego, and the social media
Starting point is 00:22:36 personality. That is the tech era. That is modern times. An update, an addendum, if you will, to Freud's ego super ego in id you have to add the social media personality we all have one everyone's got a fake account and everyone is trying to just say horrible things or trying to get people's attention just trying to be either crazy or five years old it's a fantasy let me act like a ring and run. Let me just disturb. I'm here to be destructive. So some of his comments, he's an anti-Semitic slur to describe Norman Lear. He also referred to Muslims as little rag-headed bastards. It gets funner.
Starting point is 00:23:28 headed bastards. It gets funner. I'm a black Nazi. Okay, that puts a little bit more evidence on him. Slavery is not bad. I like watching tranny on girl porn. Here's a good one. If I was in the KKK, I would have called Martin Luther King Martin Lucifer Kuhn. I've repeated that. Those are some of the hits. I'm sure there's more. There's probably more, but those are the ones that Vanity Fair decided to highlight because the I like tranny on women porn probably encapsulates a lot of the other ones, which were like, probably like, she's got a nice cock.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Please drill that girl with your she shovel. Please keep digging in them guts with that cleanup hitters bat baby. Ooh, that mama's got a little something extra. That was probably another comment. And that chick's got an October surprise of her own. Was probably some of the other comments that they felt like they didn't need to highlight because at that point, it would be redundant. And they've really driven the point home by saying I love training on girl porn So he's denied it
Starting point is 00:24:55 The Ohio senator JD Vance Offered a little bit of what? Vanity Fair is calling a word salad. You tell me if this sounds like a word salad. I don't not believe him. I don't not believe him. I don't believe him.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I don't not believe him and I don't believe him. I just think you have to let these things sometimes play out in the court of public opinion. And I say to that, yes, please let it. Please. I want more, I want more screenshots of some of his Newt Africa comments. Is that selfish of me? I want to know what else he said. He's going to make whatever arguments he wants to make.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I'm sure the news media and others are going to invest in mcgate these comments further So I don't know if that's a world salad He's just going leave me out of it leave me out of it leave me out of it But he probably also is going the training on girl part. That's kind of true if you think about it in a straight way It eliminates the dude's body that's all it does it's's almost like CGI of the dude turned into a chick. It's the best of both worlds. It's lesbian porn with a real dildo. I mean, you know, everyone likes a money shot. It entails a money shot. Boy, that girl's got a October surprise of her own. I agree with that. So Donald Trump as I said has really loves this guy and has
Starting point is 00:26:27 was probably banking on him like being like hey you know black support you know look at this black candidate he called him Martin Luther King jr. on steroids I think it's more Martin Luther King on the internet late at night or Martin Luther King Jr. on Sialis. Sialis. Martin Luther King Jr. with his bat in his hand. Martin Luther King Jr. on message boards he shouldn't be on. I think that's probably the better description. So this seems to be sort of like, you know, what's happening in the Republican Party.
Starting point is 00:27:22 There's a real split, right? I think Liz Cheney was like, maybe the conservatives need to form a new party because they all feel very vulnerable by these MAGA candidates who, none of them, most of them don't win, you know, or they end up having some sort of embarrassing surprise that hurts the party. So guys like Chris Christie, who has never seen a hoagie he didn't like, is saying this, Liz Cheney's saying this, like we gotta distance ourselves from this stuff, man.
Starting point is 00:27:58 We can't be having these Martin Luther King Jr. on steroids, nicknamed candidates who are pretty loose lipped on the porn message boards. A fun part of politics, this is the fun part, this is what everyone can enjoy together. I think the right and left can come together and enjoy some of these comments and enjoy stories like this, you know,
Starting point is 00:28:22 Bob Menendez stories, they're fun. You know, they happen on both sides of the aisle. You know, Bob Menendez stories, they're fun. You know, they happen on both sides of the aisle. You know, Republican or Democrat, these guys got the same personalities. You know, they are, they're scum. Anyone who wants power to be a politician, if they're not scum, they're either at least hiding something because they have to, or you find out they're just absolute gum on your shoe, which is fun. We're brought to you again as we've been by Cayman Cigars. Delicious cigars. I love their sampler pack. I've smoked every single one. If you love cigars and
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Starting point is 00:30:35 as a country and ridicule people who are found out to be hypocrites, like the former New York City COVID-19 czar, who in his own right liked sex. Everyone likes sex. Everyone likes sex. Is he a married guy? Was this behind his wife's back?
Starting point is 00:30:58 I'm sure. Look, all that stuff is fine. It's your personal life, whatever you want to do. But when you're in a position of power and you're promoting yourself as a moral authority or promoting yourself as a family values guy or whatever you're doing, don't be surprised if the garbage gets taken out and the garbage man finds the garbage, right? Because Dr. J. Varma was caught on camera. Don't have sex anywhere except your own home, okay?
Starting point is 00:31:37 That should be, don't do it in an Airbnb. You can jerk off anywhere, jerk off anywhere, okay? Because what are they going to get you for? It's your dick. You can do it as you please. But if you're going to have sex with someone, you're going to want to do it where you're 100% sure there are no cameras. Because he was caught on camera discussing attending drug-fueled sex parties during the pandemic. So, okay, he wasn't caught on camera banging, but he was caught admitting banging
Starting point is 00:32:13 at drug-fueled sex parties. Guess what drug was not present at that during this COVID era pandemic sex drug party? The vaccine. There was a different type of injection going on at those parties. And he was the chief advisor for mayor Bill de Blasio. He admitted to hosting some of the orgies as well
Starting point is 00:32:44 and attending large underground parties. His actions at the very least raised concerns about hypocrisy and public trust as he enforced strict COVID-19 restrictions while participating in the gatherings. in the gatherings. Fun. Again, fun news. Fun news. It is revealed by hidden camera footage. This footage showed him attending the mass gatherings at a time. Oh, so there is some footage of him. So I stick by my initial analysis while he was enforcing the most strict COVID-19 safety measures. Was he wearing a mask when he did it though? Was he wearing a dome? Was he protected? Was it, were they just throwing fluids on each other from six feet away. These are the questions that I wanna know.
Starting point is 00:33:45 These are the questions as his lawyer I would ask. Do you actually have any footage of him touching anyone? Or was it more of a, you know, silence of the lambs throw? Was it a throw? You know, was it a just watch party? Was it on the everyone was playing with themselves But they were far away right
Starting point is 00:34:09 That's what I would say in the court. That's what I would have said to my boss. He's fired now this guy got fired I would say hey look we didn't touch we the sex parties the drug-fueled sex parties abided by the COVID guidelines by the recommended CDC COVID guidelines. There he is. A guy who likes to have a little fun. He's a guy who likes to have a little fun.
Starting point is 00:34:42 And, um, he was, he was fired from his job as the chief medical officer at SIGA Technologies, where he was probably paid a very, very handsome salary. The firing comes just days after videos of Pharma were posted on Thursday by the conservative media outlet, whatever. They got them. They got them. They got them. You know, they got them. This is a good reason why it's not, it's a good idea not also to be in either party
Starting point is 00:35:23 and have like a high position because then the other party is just hunting it. They're hunting on you. They're hunting for something. So that's embarrassing. That's embarrassing. Now, what if we like to ask what if what if we would have found this out and it wasn't COVID fine?
Starting point is 00:35:43 Is it fine? It's fine, right? I'm not his wife. I'm not his kids. if we would have found this out and it wasn't COVID. Fine? Is it fine? It's fine, right? I'm not his wife, I'm not his kids. This guy probably has wife and kids, right? He actually is quoted on camera as saying, I had to be kind of sneaky about it. I was running the entire COVID response for the city. I was running the entire COVID response for the city.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Everyone's got a big mouth. He wanted to brag about it. He wanted to brag about it. Couldn't keep it to himself. Here's the good thing about going to those sex-fueled parties during COVID. Everyone showed up on time because there was no traffic. So you knew everyone was gonna be there, there was gonna be nobody straggling in late.
Starting point is 00:36:30 Everyone who's meant to be there was there on time. No strange knocks, nothing coming late. Everyone who was supposed to be there was there. So if there was a knock, they knew it was from someone who shouldn't be knowing about Jay Pharma's sex-fueled drug parties. I don't think, he probably may not have been married because they happened in his home.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Unless he's got like a secret place. We didn't do a lot of research. So he's probably not married, probably doesn't have any kids. I guess the problem is, is he was going on TV going, guys stay away from each other, unless you're coming to my fucking freak-off later. This guy, everyone's having freak offs, dog. Everyone's having freak offs.
Starting point is 00:37:09 Except you and me. Except me and you. I want to get invited to one of these. Nobody's got impulse control. Um, I had to be kind of sneaky about it. And he even further said, this was not COVID friendly. Was it not? But I got a question for you, Jay, was it worth it though?
Starting point is 00:37:36 All right. Yeah. I off the record. Yeah, it was worth it. The risk of getting what I knew was probably, at the time, because I was in the know, a probably innocuous sickness for a guy, guy looks in shape. Yeah, it was worth it.
Starting point is 00:37:54 It was worth it, yeah. To be honest with you, I was more worried about bed bugs. You know, to be honest with you, I was still more worried about bug bugs. That's kind of like the new AIDS. You ever try to get rid of those things and they are rampant in the city. That's an. I mean you don't go worry about AIDS anymore the flu I got that vax nowhere. I was kind of more worried about bed bugs be honest with you
Starting point is 00:38:18 Very fun he takes responsibility for not using the best judgment at the time Every man has two brains one up here and One dangling between his legs and the one dangling between his legs Doesn't love COVID restrictions doesn't love Societal norms it just wants to do what it wants to do. It's a feral child out alone in a bad neighborhood with no parents who's susceptible to joining a gang.
Starting point is 00:38:59 That is the brain that's hanging between your legs. And Jay, Varma, which rhymes with Pharma, let that one get the better of him. And, oh, he is married. He is married. Pretty good looking guy, man. Full head of hair. What was his wife doing?
Starting point is 00:39:24 Was she participating? Who is his wife? Melissa Varma is the wife. She's a pediatrician in New York and facing criticism along for, oh, so she was there attending dance parties. No, she was at the dance parties. She was at the dance parties.
Starting point is 00:39:39 She wasn't at the freak-offs. She wasn't at the freak-offs. Maybe not. We don't know. But he keeps his personal life private, and we don't even know about his family and marital status. It was discovered he is married. So he's at least married.
Starting point is 00:39:58 We don't know. So Steven Crowder is the one who released the video. He and his wife are facing criticism from the public. The video claims Jay Farman and his wife Melissa were enjoying dance parties underneath the Wall Street Bank. Ooh, private. During the COVID-19 pandemic. Those parties must have been so lit.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Dude, no traffic. No cops. Just all, everyone there is somebody. Fun, breaking the rules yeah get your fuck on meanwhile we're wearing masks hold up everyone's hold up with their wives getting divorces experiencing mental health problems your business shut down business is shut down your money is low but Jay Farmer, Jay Farmer, he ain't feeling no pain. What did his publicist say? After the viral video was published he admitted it along with his wife they were enjoying dance parties and at that point they probably went yeah
Starting point is 00:41:01 okay we went to a dance party and then another video came out of him getting blown by Kubitsch Gooding jr at p diddy's mansion and things took a turn um but here's the good news he went with the old reliable extremist right wing organization that targeted him that's the that's the same thing our good friend Sean Kang did when his birth certificate was revealed. I'm being targeted. Yeah, you are. That is true. You are being targeted by right-wing extremists. Yeah, but they found something. That is your birth certificate, right, Sean? That is your birth certificate, right Sean? That is it, right? They found sign. They found the police report.
Starting point is 00:41:55 There was no mention of a hate crime. They found it. Jay Farmer, they found it. He added they are on a mission to harm the image of public health offices. No. Well, yeah, they are. And they found some. So you got to be careful.
Starting point is 00:42:15 They did find some. They found some. They did find some. But give the guy credit, dude. He's in shape. He's a smart guy. He just, you know, he likes to get his dick played with. Just don't film your orgies.
Starting point is 00:42:27 Don't film your orgies and you get away with it. Remember when Gavin Newsom was out to dinner? Yeah. I mean, just, dude, what are you doing? He said he couldn't turn down the opportunity to dine at French Laundry. He just can't turn it down. Top restaurant.
Starting point is 00:42:41 It's like the best restaurant in the world. And isn't that a great thing to say to the proletariat? Just couldn't, I had an opportunity. I was at Chanterelle and you know how hard it is to get a renovation? I mean, I know Rayos is a small place and the virus is, I mean, you just can't turn it down. I had Woody Allen's table.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I had to do it. Great response, Gavin Newsom. A lot of these Democrats, they're just, they're a corporate party now. They're real rich. They're rich. Used to be the party of the people, and now Trump is claiming to be the candidate of the people,
Starting point is 00:43:24 which is funny, because he too is a celebrity billionaire. He's like a double wham. He's not only a billionaire or close to a billionaire, he is also a celebrity his whole life. And everyone claims to be for the people. And that's what they all try to go to Kamal's like, I worked at McDonald's, everyone's like that. The last guy who really, it was believable was Bill Klan.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Because with that accent and his background from Little, I don't think there is such thing as a house over $50,000 for sale in Little Rock, Arkansas. Can you, is there a mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas? How do you grow up in Little Rock, Arkansas and not come from humble beginnings? The whole state is a humble beginning. Is there a good neighborhood in Little Rock, Arkansas? Maybe where the football coach lives. Yeah, you remember
Starting point is 00:44:15 George W. Bush? He was, he tried to do a good job. Look at my ass. I'm here. You're like, you're a Bush. You're from a, you're from a dynasty. He's like, I'm here. You're like, you're a Bush. You're from a, you're from a dynasty. He's like, I'm just a normal guy. Yes. You're like, no, you're not. You're Dick Cheney's puppet and you're from a long line of establishment, um, people. Bernie, Bernie Sanders, Bernie, but you know, you can't look like that and be president. It's just never going to happen. You can't look like a math teacher somewhere in a black neighborhood in Oakland. It's not going to work. It's not going to work with the voice.
Starting point is 00:44:54 We got to take the 10% from the 4%. The 1% has all the money. 4%. This 1% has 90%. You can't do it. You know? He also sounds like he could be saying the same thing. Rock Queen, put that down. You're supposed to concentrate in math class.
Starting point is 00:45:18 We're trying to change the system here. Jamal, get down from that table. Jamal, get down from that table. Taniqua, you have to quiet down. Please, class. Just didn't have the look. Didn't have the look and you're never gonna, a pure socialist is never gonna be elected in America. I mean, what are you even thinking, dude?
Starting point is 00:45:40 This country is about the dollar. It's never gonna happen. You gotta talk that, you gotta talk that capitalist talk no matter what even if you know it's a mixed economy it can never be anything other than a mixed economy it's the only way to govern a first-world country with a myriad of cultures and ethnicities and intelligence ranges and abilities you're gonna have to resort to a mixed economy. That's why it's just, these libertarians,
Starting point is 00:46:10 these communists, it's like, what fantasy are you living in? You know, it's a fantasy. It has nothing to do with reality. It's an ideal. These are idealists, you know? It's like the DEI, what fantasy are you living in? We're gonna have equal representation of every, it's like the DEI, what fantasy are you living in? We're going to have equal representation of every, it's not going to happen.
Starting point is 00:46:28 You get this reality, it's not going to go perfect. It's childlike idealism, which is necessary because it's an engine for inspiration. for inspiration. But people who espouse those types of things usually don't work in government or they don't work creating policy because those people know you gotta be a little bit of a liar, you gotta be a little scummy, you gotta get your feet dirty,
Starting point is 00:47:04 you gotta compromise with the other party. You got to, you just have to. What do you do? You go all laissez faire. Then your foyer will get stormed. And the billionaires know that to a certain extent. They're not stupid. They know they got to kick back to the people that made them rich. Think of it that way. We're at a point now, there's no other way. There's no other way. Elon, Jeff, kick back. Okay, it's like, you gotta kick back. Pay tribute.
Starting point is 00:47:35 The way the money, these people made you rich. Give them a buyback, you know? Give them a little more. You're not gonna miss it. You'll make another 400 million. Your business is still, you're buying up more companies. Give it a kickback. Give the people a kickback or else this thing just gets all unbalanced. And they act like that money just fell from the sky.
Starting point is 00:47:57 No, the people paid for stuff. Give them a kickback. Fucking libertarians in the comments are going crazy right now. They're going crazy. But I bet you all the people in the comments are going crazy right now. They're going crazy. But I bet you all the people in the comments ain't that rich. So you need it. You need the kickback. So shut up.
Starting point is 00:48:15 That's what I think. Jesse thinks you grow your way out of it. I think there's some truth to that too. I also don't know what I'm talking about. So it's probably both. It's probably both but that's the point. It's like I don't think it's a binary I don't think it's mutually Mutually exclusive. I don't think it's you know win-loss. I Don't think so. I think it's and I think it's an and thing
Starting point is 00:48:42 I think it's more of a in conjunction with. And you can see that evidence playing out all over the first world. I mean no country who wants to stay stable would ever try to be a pure anything. Because it'll only work for a little while. Our boy in Argentina might write the ship for a little while until human nature kicks in.
Starting point is 00:49:05 And human nature is not moral. It's self-interested and people have different personalities and different holes in their soul from their childhood. And some people fill those holes with endless gorging, endless gorging of money and upward mobility or women or drugs or food. They fill their holes all types of way and it's not good for society as a whole. So it always balances itself out. I think you happen to need both.
Starting point is 00:49:38 I think you need the free market, obviously, and I think you need checks, socialist checks. It just seems to work. Those can change as times change, but that's where the policymakers come in. What's the issue of the day? Okay, we got to do a little this, we got to change a little this to get through this period, and that's how it works. And it'll never work any other way. Challenge me to not be right on that. Okay? We've seen what happens when the free market gets a little out of control, right? Industrial revolution, what happened at the end of the industrial revolution? Big time crash. What happened when there was an orgy with the real estate market 2008?
Starting point is 00:50:21 Big time crash. Because of humans, the ideas are perfect. That's why they're so easy to argue for. It's so hard to critique someone who's saying, hey, this is right. You're going, yeah, yeah, okay. When I hear communism, I'm going, yeah, I agree with that too. Each according to his own, according to his needs sounds great. And then I hear capitalism and they argue and I go, yeah, I agree with that too, but how's that gonna work when we get in between the lines of the game? How's it gonna work? Just like the movie State of Grey says it was just an idea
Starting point is 00:50:55 I thought I could come and do it was just an idea it had nothing to do with reality And I think that all these extremists are on the rise because I think it's tied to that extended youth precept that we've talked about. Everyone is talking like a college freshman again. People who talk like college freshmen have big mouthpieces now because of the internet and they're endorsed by people who are equally as naive or uninformed. They're inexperienced. The biggest thing is inexperienced. Inexperienced, because once you are in that field,
Starting point is 00:51:29 you go, dude, I used to believe that stuff too. But you know, then we just started doing it and it's like, you know, it's like the people go like, I know a perfect peace plan for Palestine and Israel. And then you try to make it happen. You're like, dude, trust me, I spoke to both these sides. There's fucking maniacs on both sides. There's good people on both sides. They hate each other There's religion. There's thousands of years. I don't know what to tell you dude I don't know what to tell you all I know is it's your problem
Starting point is 00:51:58 I'm retiring and that's what happens because some things are just so Complicated that you can't do anything. It just becomes very complicated. But one thing that is good that the farm industry is doing, it does a lot of good things. Again, I think the farm industry is one of those things. Lots of good, lots of bad. Definitely a lot of greed, for sure. Definitely maybe a little bit too much influence from the pharma industry in the FDA. When you learn about how that works, you're going, that doesn't sound like an independent body,
Starting point is 00:52:38 an independent regulator. That sounds like a puppet for the pharma industry. A lot of reform is needed with big pharma. Both candidates talk about it. That's how you know it's a problem. And it's acknowledged when both candidates think, we're gonna do something, we're gonna do something, we're gonna do something.
Starting point is 00:52:58 It's obviously a problem. It's one of those runaway industries, which like if you're a free market guy, you go, hey, shouldn't people know better? I mean, why? Yeah, nobody's, you know, just be responsible. You saw the commercial, but you should just block your subconscious from wanting to be on a kayak.
Starting point is 00:53:15 You should be stronger than that. If you're a kid, yeah, I have 12 year old, you should see those commercials. 12 year old should be, they're adults. I mean, ask R Kelly you know just this whole world of no referee no regulation it's just a fantasy world it's just a fucking fantasy world like I agree personally as a father what California New York are doing with social media I agree there needs to be regulation of social media for kids.
Starting point is 00:53:45 So they passed some laws in California and New York that say, hey, during school hours, no. Also, if you break the law, social media companies, if you send kids notifications during these hours, and if your algorithm is sending them stuff they didn't ask for, I don't know the specifics, but they're trying to do something. And of course, the legislation faced opposition from the American Civil Liberties Union
Starting point is 00:54:10 and organizations representing TikTok, Facebook, and Instagram. Of course it did. You know, that's that whole laissez-faire free choice bullshit. Kids are kids. They need to be protected. What are we not going to have movie ratings or you're gonna be able to buy cigarettes at a certain age? I mean this stuff has been proven now and we all know it from experience as adults it fucks with your brain. Imagine what it's doing to a developing brain. We know it's bad for you so I think you can make a good argument these are good steps. I don't know the specifics. Maybe they're doing bad stuff. Maybe they're impeding on a 12 year old's freedom.
Starting point is 00:54:50 But I bet you parents are pretty happy about this. The new California law requires social media platforms to obtain parental consent, I like that, before allowing minors to access addictive feeds. Okay, I hear it, I hear it in the comment. What's an addictive feed? Who's gonna say? Next thing you know, they're gonna be storming our living room, you know? I can hear. I can hear the slippery slope argument. Then we'd be marrying dogs. What's next? What's next? Get the government out. Government out. Government out. Government out. Without
Starting point is 00:55:20 the government, who's gonna protect you? Some fucking local warlord? I mean government who's gonna protect you some fucking local? Warlord I mean who's gonna protect you It also mandates that platform set children's accounts to private by default I like that and restrict notifications from 12 a.m To 6 a.m. And 8 a.m. To 3 p.m. On school weekdays which are from September through May in California I think this is set to take effect in 2027 New York passed it first I don't know set to take effect in 2027. New York passed it first. I don't know when that takes effect. But you can't have kids on smartphones during fucking school
Starting point is 00:55:49 unless it's an emergency, they should get a call. But you know, we all did very well before smart forms, smart forms, farms, smart farms, before this, right? We all got the call if there was an emergency. I don't know. I think, I think there's a good argument to be made that these are, these are good. I don't know. I don't know. But it's something that's happening and that may be good. You also may look at this fact and say, hey, maybe Ozempic is good. Thank you, Farma. Americans couldn't do it on their own.
Starting point is 00:56:26 We don't have enough. We just don't have that David Goggins in us. Not many people have the David Goggins in them and so Ozempic in my opinion is probably responsible for the obesity rates in the US not growing for the first time in a decade. But there's a caveat, severe obesity is still on the rise. Now here is the absolutely startling data. The obesity rate in America is what would you think? 15%, that's high, right? 15%, that's concerning. 17%, concerning. 25%, very concerning.
Starting point is 00:57:14 The obesity rate is 40%. Almost half of Americans are extremely unhealthy with nearly one in ten surveyed reporting severe obesity So that's pretty bad and it's particularly among women hey fatty get on a treadmill Hey ladies, you want your right to choose how about you choose to go to the gym? How about you fucking turn off that reality TV and fucking pick up a tennis racket Particularly amongst women
Starting point is 00:58:07 And we want to know why everyone has to go to nude Africa to get their fucking rocks off because American women are just getting too big even Lizzo slimming down with Ozempi nobody's admitting it but you know she didn't have the will or she would have done it in the past 20-something years but now she's surprisingly looking fit. Action Bronson, it looks like he blew back up. Time for Ozempi. Okay? It'll keep the obesity rates down and then we'll worry about the kidney problems in seven
Starting point is 00:58:35 years. But at least everyone will be a little more fuckable and that'll increase dopamine in everyone else who has to see everyone. It just makes it for a more pleasant aesthetic when you're looking around and everyone's a little bit more in shape. Let's stop pretending that looking at fat people all day isn't depressing all of us. It's depressing. It's very underrated as it calls for depression, but I tell you what, it is hard to be depressed in Miami, Florida. It is hard to be depressed in Manhattan, New York City. It is hard to be depressed in Miami, Florida. It is hard to be depressed in Manhattan, New York City.
Starting point is 00:59:06 It is hard to be depressed in Los Angeles, California. It is hard to be depressed. Just from being outside, because you're just appreciating beauty and things look good. And you get to go, wow, wow, ooh, ah, that's nice. That gets people inspired and happy and gets those chemicals going.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Walking around Kansas City, walking around Omaha, walking around Tacoma, Washington. Great comedy, great people, but perhaps maybe the worst place in the country I've ever been to for many reasons. Uh, I guess outside of June and July, but, but I will say Seattle, probably great. A lot more, uh, you know, Tacoma is an hour away and about 15 years behind.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Tacoma, Washington is a special place. It's a special place where it's a city that's completely vacant. You're outside and you're going, did a second wave of COVID just come? Is it locked down? Why do I only see street people? I think when I was there, I saw four people downtown and two of them were conscious.
Starting point is 01:00:21 So, it's got these huge hills like San Francisco. It's like San Francisco with zero of the charm. That's what it is. And you just see these big hills and you're more scared of these street people because you know that they can chase you down with their strong legs from walking up these hills. And the weather, it just, you know when they put the dome up when it rains at the US Open? That's just the weather outside of June and July or whatever. It's just The weather it just you know when they put the dome up when it rains at the US open That's just the weather outside of June and July or whatever It's just it looks like there's a dome that just coats the sky and hides the Sun
Starting point is 01:00:54 I can only describe the weather as nuclear fallout and only people who know what nuclear fallout would do Get that joke, but I'm still sticking by it. It's still a good joke out would do, get that joke. But I'm still sticking by it. It's still a good joke. And everyone either looks like a fucking Antifa baseball team member or an extra in Yellowstone. It is very confusing. You see elderly people with purple hair. It's crazy. They're wet all the time. You go outside, it's just wet and annoyingly chilly. And I don't know why anyone would wanna live there. I just don't. Move to Palm Springs. Go, just go to California.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Stop it, okay? Just leave. It's weird to see someone in their 70s with red hair, like dyed purple. I think they do that for the vibrancy because everything's so grim. Everything's gray all the time, so maybe they do that. But when you see it, you're going, is there raves happening at old folks' homes now? Is there an elderly home that's presently having a rave?
Starting point is 01:02:01 It's a very strange place. I want nothing to do with those fucking left-wing lunatics. But also I want nothing to do with the right-wing lunatics that are right next door in Idaho and all that shit. Keep it. I'm staying fucking in the Big Apple where there's four seasons. Everything's predictable. Puerto Ricans are close by. There's pizza and Italian food. And I don't got to worry about these goddamn weather extremes. Florida is about to be underwater. There's like this massive storm coming.
Starting point is 01:02:32 They all got to board up their fucking houses. Fuck that, dude. Texas, fuck that. I ain't going to your summer where you go outside and you feel like you're being tortured. You're being tortured. I don't want to taste the heat. I don't want to go anywhere where I taste the heat. You ever been to Florida in August? You taste the heat. As soon as you open the door from insides, your glass is
Starting point is 01:02:55 fully fogged up the moment the door opens. No, thank you. You guys can keep it. And thank God you're not more motivated to move here. We're out of room. I just lost everyone, but we'll have a strong tri state area fan base. No, I love those cities for other reasons like leaving. You know, the best part about go to some of those places is like leaving it feels so fucking good. It's almost worth going so you get the feeling you get the buzz. It's like getting a negative test on a COVID or AIDS. It just feels fucking good. You know it just feels
Starting point is 01:03:44 good when you go for a negative, it's like negative. And you just click your heels like Dorothy in Wizard of Oz. When you're in the airport on an outbound flight from Tacoma, Washington, the amount of dopamine, I mean, all the chemicals are firing. You are excited to sit in coach if you're sitting in coach. I had comfort plus. But if you're in coach, you're just excited.
Starting point is 01:04:04 You're like, you're just excited. You're like, oh, just get me on a fucking plane out of here. This was an unnecessary rant against Tacoma. We didn't even get to Marilyn Manson. Bonus, bonus episode. Bonus episode, we'll get to Marilyn Manson. But it's been a very good week. There's a couple ladies who were out a couple of bucks because
Starting point is 01:04:25 they had an affair with Brad Pitt and the this ties the theme I think of the past two episodes together. When you look at Mark Robinson and you look at Mr. J Varma. You look at these people with these secret lives and these social media personalities. It just, this is our life now. This is in everyone's brain. It's why everyone's gotta really, I think, soon, there needs to be like a popular movement about stepping
Starting point is 01:05:06 back a little bit from social media. The internet is great. Social media is bad. I think it's just overall bad. So a couple ladies lost $365,000 because Brad Pitt needed money from them. And you know what is a mighty big tip off that you're being scammed? When someone rich,
Starting point is 01:05:38 who's purporting to be someone rich, that's how you know they're purporting to be. Because if someone who has hundreds of millions of dollars is asking you for hundreds of thousands of dollars, you might want to go, this doesn't seem like the usual conduits for fundraising for a production. conduits for fundraising for a production. It doesn't usually happen on a desperate fat housewives.com website where Brad Pitt would be on and have a love affair with someone who has short hair cut
Starting point is 01:06:16 and neck fat. Doesn't seem like Brad Pitt would be interested in an obese housewife in Schomburg, Illinois. And I'm just guessing, I'm sure that the ladies were there. But two ladies were scammed by someone pretending to be Brad Pitt. Okay, so it happened on an internet fan page for Brad Pitt. And then he probably responded and they were like, oh my God, he's talking to me.
Starting point is 01:06:49 He's talking to me. Let me tell you something right now. Those guys are so far from social media because of all the stalkers and weirdos who are trying to climb in their garbage can. They have so much cybersecurity and professional security that distances themselves from ordinary folks.
Starting point is 01:07:08 There's no chance in hell that Brad Pitt will ever talk to you because you have a foopa. If you have a foopa, don't ever think Brad Pitt's going to reach out. He's not a great guy. Okay? He may donate to charities. That's not a great guy. Okay? He may donate to charities, that's all for the image. He's still Brad Pitt and he likes grade A poos poos. Only. He likes the Jennifer Anistins, he likes the Angelina Jolie's, he goes grade A. I hate to break it to you, he ain't slumming it in the American suburbs but apparently he was
Starting point is 01:07:46 able to convince a couple of fucking fives I'm getting too tired to duck he was you just gotta make fun because how stupid can you be first of all look in the mirror all right is anyone honest themselves? I know you're desperate. I know you're lonely. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry what I'm saying, but we got to be better as Americans. And sometimes some of these chicks need some tough love.
Starting point is 01:08:15 And I'm out here giving you tough love because you're overlooking the guy who will be nice to you, who you meet on middle age.com, who may have male pattern baldness and a horrible dad bod and squiggly toe hair, but that guy is not gonna con you out of $365,000 claiming to be Brad Pitt. He's gonna take you to the two-for-twenty at Applebee's and you guys are going to enjoy the free refills and horrific sex. But you will be able to watch it. A great Hulu series together and talk about your failed marriages and your 20 year old kids together. And it's realistic and you can get your pleasure other places like bingo, like
Starting point is 01:09:03 bingo, like bingo, like Johnny Rockets, go treat yourself to a burger. Do something naughty. Don't give your money to fake Brad Pitt on the internet who happens to be just a guy in India. What are you wearing right now? Oh my god, I'm going to send you a picture of my abs. Would you like to see? Would you like to see my red pit tongue? Yass, Brad. Oh my god. How much money do you need for your production? Hmm. I know I shouldn't be suspicious, but like, is this usually the way people in Hollywood raise money for special projects? Absolutely, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:09:53 Booty, booty, booty, boo. Booty, booty, booty, boo. I love a booty, boo. You can be a producer. What are you talking about? My favorite podcast is Flegger and Two with A and that Androshchanskaya. Birthday party! So the Times of India reports on the arrest of five individuals, five Indian guys, who said made contact with the two victims in the internet fan page and used email and
Starting point is 01:10:25 WhatsApp to defraud them of nearly $365,000 and he was claiming it was money that was needed for some sort of project, but he loved them and he was doing all types of stuff. I told you in a previous episode, there's a boom in law enforcement for this stuff now because it's so rampant. And from what I understand, Telegram is responsible for a lot of it around the world. So this whole thing that these free speechers say about Telegram and how it's bad, they just don't know all the details. This stuff is rampant.
Starting point is 01:11:02 It is rampant. And some of these sites, because of the way they're designed, really do facilitate it. Whether you like it or not, no matter what you believe, whether you like it or not, those are just the facts. It's happening all the time. And that's what's so many guys who used to be in law enforcement or whatever, are just fucking, it's a boom. It's like, dude, you don't have to become a comedian anymore.
Starting point is 01:11:27 Get a fucking job in cybersecurity. It's all over the place now because it's just fucking, there's criminals online everywhere, because you can hide. You can't hide in real life anymore, right? Like they get your DNA, they get your, you can hide with a fake account, you can hide with anonymity online.
Starting point is 01:11:44 So conspiracy, incitement, it's just, it's out there all over the place online and people have lost their minds so much that it's leaking out into the real world. And that's just on small levels. On big levels, it's facilitating human trafficking, laundering. I mean, the laundering with crypto. That's what's so funny about crypto. Everyone loves crypto. You know who uses crypto the most?
Starting point is 01:12:07 Criminals. That's how they hide their money in crypto. So it's like they love it. Internationally they love it. It's international. They can fucking be in different countries. Maybe we'll do a bonus on the massive take downs of these crypto guys who like are, you know, have been letting these criminals harbor, use the crypto to hide all their money, their illegal money.
Starting point is 01:12:32 But anyway, Brad Pitt, or should I call him Vyjai Singh, he promised them a romantic relationship and a future get together. I am coming all the way to Deep Springs, Texas. From, I'm coming, I promise. I'm gonna take you out for barbecue. We're gonna, I swear to God, we're gonna go to the Comedy Mothership together. Yeah, we're gonna sit in the VIP booth. I know Rogan.
Starting point is 01:13:02 It's gonna be great. I'm gonna introduce you to thean. It's gonna be great. I'm gonna introduce you to the governor It's gonna be amazing It's gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna bring George Clooney with me. You got one bit. How about we do it to three somewhere? Oh my god, she's just sitting there more here. Chichi. I guess and he made him feel good ladies What are you suing for? What are you upset for? 95,000 To a fake Brad Pitt to make you feel the way you felt for that couple of months where he was making you sloppy?
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