Yannis Pappas Hour - Horny Newsrooms & A Receipt

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

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Good evening, everybody. It's Giannis Pappas here attempting to make nothing fun fun. Nothing is fun in the news right now. It is pretty dreary. It's a little like Pat from SNL. Wah, wah, wah. I want to hear about a kitten who flies. Give me a dog sniffing another dog's butt and them going,

hey, whoa, we're in love. I need something. Give me some puppies. Can we just put puppies over pictures of the bombs? Just puppies. I want to see puppies and elephants snuggling together. Animals that would otherwise not be friends of friends because humans feed them and make them docile

and basically castrate them from what their true nature is, otherwise not be friends of friends because humans feed them and make them docile and basically castrate them from what their true nature is, which is domination and violence, which seems to be what the human species is all about these days. Because I look at this plate and all I see is murder, death, racism, fraud, fun stuff. So we're going to get into the fun stuff. fraud, fun stuff. So we're going to get into the fun stuff. And let's be honest,

those pictures of dogs and elephants snuggling, they make you feel good for one second, second, second, suck that second. But there's nothing to gossip about. And what do humans like the most? Gossip. So let's be a couple of yentas. I apologize to my Arab American fan base because yentas are typically

Jewish, right? They hook people up. Is it an old yenta? It's a gossip. A gossiper. It's a Yiddish word though, right? Yenta? Yeah, because they gossip. Oh my God, did you hear what Marty's doing? Marty became a dentist and he started dating Amy Schumer from Long

Island who, according to the New York Post, is a failed comic. If she's a failed comic, give me all those millions, I'll take it. Make a joke compilation of me for 20 minutes that seems, quote-unquote, a little unoriginal, and I'll take it. And I'm out of the business to open my diner called Pappas' Palestine.

Just, it rhymes. There's nothing fun. But here's one fun one. There's nothing fun. But here's one fun one. There's been a study done, and this is for my guys out there. There's been a study done that says mobile phone use may affect your sperm count. And it's like, yeah. Yeah. It's because all my sperm is empty every time I pick it up.

And when I put it down, there's no sperm in me. It's all gone. I would say 100% of the male population on the globe uses their phone to primarily empty their sperm. So how long did that study take? They probably just took four guys and said, all right, let's check your sperm. We're going to leave the room.

When we come back, we're going to check your sperm again. Came back, there's just fucking white spots all over the walls. And they go, wait, where'd all your sperm go? And it went into that waistband. It went into a bunch of those tissues. Supposedly, oral sex is worse than smoking for throat cancer good news from Philip Morris guys smoke cigs

don't eat ha ha ha first minute don't eat ha ha ha ha and maybe you'll live a little longer okay but you look can women at least have oral sex? I mean, God forbid, they didn't even know they could orgasm until like seven months ago.

Imagine they went through thousands and thousands and thousands of years and women didn't even know that they could orgasm because guys weren't sticking around long enough or trying to please them for long, right? It was just sort of like the male orgasm. And then you made them stay at home or whatever and threw a kid on the titty and said take care of that thing while i go off and i gotta go fight cosex i gotta go fight barbarians on the on the uh perimeter of the roman empire you take care of these babies i'm gonna go

oh i'm gonna go plum i'm gonna go pillage and um rape a few people from barbarian tribes. That's what sex was back then. They didn't stop and go, is it good? They took. Guys just took. So can ladies at least have oral sex? We got to do something about this. I stand with you, ladies.

Let's take this article out of the news. Let's sue. Imagine every guy just starts smoking cigarettes and women's just all dried up again. Come on. No good. I don't like it. We're going to get into the ripping down of posters news. It seems to be a global phenomenon where kidnapped children, as long as they're from the tribes,

just don't deserve to be up. First of all, it is strange that they're putting the posters up, though, in, like, New York. Have you seen these kids? Like, yeah, we know exactly where they are. What do you want me to do about it? I'm standing in the middle of Bushwick, Brooklyn. What do you want me to do?

But then it's even worse that you're ripping them down. I mean, how cold is that? They're children. We'll get into it. And Hasan Minhaj has made a comeback, released a statement, and his fans have spoken. They say,

good enough for me. My friend Jesse Scaturo used to have a saying that goes, good enough for government work, meaning when you put minimum effort into it. We will analyze the very important video that he put up, which was very well-lit and looks very much like an audition for The Daily Show, which this is not. This is the Giannis Papasour.

Stick around for the show. Here we go. So I'm going to start with the most important news, and then we're going to work out to the least important news. The most important news being Hasan Minhaj has got his head above water and his hair is perfectly in place. Not one strand out of place. He looks great. And he's on a set. He did not do this with a phone. And he's on a set.

He did not do this with a phone. First order of props that I want to give to this young man is a lot of guys would go, hey, you know, the phone and be like, I know what they're saying about me. You know, at one point he said, I know this article makes me look like a psychopath or crazy. I am not that. His eyes do tell a different story, but I can't be a judge of that. I'm not a body language expert. I'm not that. His eyes do tell a different story, but I can't be a judge of that. I'm not a body language expert. I'm not a psychologist.

I don't know. He comes across as still dictatorial to me. But that's a very good thing. People like that. As you look through history, people gravitate towards those personalities that are very confident and wide-eyed. gravitate towards those personalities that are very confident and wide-eyed. You say it a certain way, people just go, I'm not going to look into it any further.

You won me over with your charisma and your conviction. And boy, was he convicted, and he offered a little bit of evidence. But that's not what the response would say. The response would say he came with receipts. I saw a lot of those. He came with receipts. How dare you, New Yorker? You're racist. It was, I think, a white lady at the New Yorker

who made the article. You're trying to silence this Muslim comedian. It's perfect for the zeitgeist right now. Perfect for the zeitgeist. Props to Hasan Minhaj. I support him. I want a world with him in it. Let's just be clear.

Now, just so you know that I'm objective, I don't know him at all, okay? I don't know him at all. Like I said, I heard he's a pretty great guy. Pretty great guy. But I love the way he came back here. In a culture where what your brand is means more than what the truth is,

I give him an A plus. This was rehearsed. He even had a woman voice his ex-girlfriend in the emails, which was very nice. He had a girl, who wants to play the role of my ex-girlfriend from high school who rejected me from prom? And some girl was like, I will play.

I wonder how, did he give her 10 bucks? Was it like, you know, when I had to do those old old radio ads did he pay her or was it on the arm i'd love to see just the venmo transaction of that like in the description because you have to offer a description for the venmo just um for uh playing my ex-girlfriend thanks a lot for helping me get out of this jam she had a good voice. Sounded very white. That would have been weird if he hired like somebody who was like, what the cup to your shirt? You're like, no, I want you white. I want you as white as white. Can you sound KKK white for me? Sound KKK white. Sound Karen white. And she did. So he came with, as I said, a receipt. I wouldn't say receipts. A lot of comments say he came with, as I said, a receipt. I wouldn't say receipts. A lot of comments say he came with his receipts,

but stay off his back. He came with a receipt. And that receipt purportedly seems to be. Who knows? The email could be from his mom. I don't know. But according to him, it's from her. Before I start, I'll just preface this by saying

the New Yorker responded and said, we stand by our reporting we offered his side I guess what he said um we encourage everyone to read the full article I guarantee you 95% of the people commenting did not read the full article I don't think I read the full article I'm actually pretty sure I didn't read the full article. I'm admitting I didn't read the full article. Because, again, it is very important news. I mean, who cares? I just, I like what this represents, right? It represents just an image battle.

It's an image battle. Who can win, right? It's about who can win the hearts and minds with perception. Because the truth is, he was saying this stuff not just in his comedy routine, but in articles, in podcasts, and in interviews. Now, there was one interview that was going around on Twitter that got retweeted by a lot of people. Some woman found it,

and she was scorned, a former fan, and she said, look at his lying ass on television, blah, blah, blah. I retweeted it with a funny thing saying these are hilarious to watch now, because they are. I'm not going to say suspiciously, but I'm saying it's not up anymore.

It's been taken down. Now, it was an interview. It was a TV, mainstream TV interview with him talking about the white powder that was sent to his house, which is probably the worst accusation of him. I mean, the other guy, the FBI informant and the Jared Kushner slam were also like, huh, but not as egregious morally as the white powder. Now, I repeat, this was a mainstream television interview, not a comedy set, where he was saying that white powder was sent to his house,

and then he extrapolates from that that his daughter went to the hospital and blah, blah, blah. The reporter found that that didn't happen, and he admits that it didn't happen. But in this, what would you call it? It's rejoinder. It's a rejoinder. If you don't know that word, get smarter. This is a rejoinder in his rejoinder video. He only mentions the prom date.

Now, he says, look again, he goes again, I don't care about prom. I'm 37 years old. I got kids. It's like, well, you cared enough to put it in your show and keep a correspondence going with your girlfriend who was your girlfriend during prom. So you care about it a little bit. You care about it a tiny little bit to mention it. But according to him, he doesn't care about it.

If not caring about it means putting it in your comedy show and whether your ex-girlfriend asked for the seats to the show or you gave her seats to the show. He presented an email that said she asked for tickets. I mean, it's in your act. So you care about it a little. There's a modicum of caring. Modicum, good word, get smarter.

I'm just trying to speak to his audience now because they are all educated, but not street smart. The two things rarely go together. Street smarts and education rarely go together. There's a lot of people with fucking BAs who get robbed when they sit on benches at four in the morning when they shouldn't be.

That's a callback to another episode where I made something fun that wasn't fun, which is what my job is. So he comes forth with this email from his prom date where he says, you're marrying a brown girl. I'm going to paraphrase. You're marrying a brown guy. Oh my God, interracial babies, love conquers all. I'm going to paraphrase. You're marrying a brown guy. Oh my God.

Interracial babies. Love conquers all. This proves that love conquers all. And something, your parents, you know, have come a long way. Now the line that allegedly exonerates him,

and there's only one line, is I agree, my parents have come a long way too, or something like that. It's essentially that. My parents have come a long way. Now that necessarily doesn't have to mean that they were racist.

They could come a long way being like, hey, we, you know. But the whole issue is that the parents didn't want her taking photos with a brownie. So specifically, did that happen? That's going to be a he said, she said, I think. I don't know if there's documentation of them going, hey, lady, we don't want you taking photos with a brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, brown.

But he does admit, right? Remember that he was in the house. They pretended to like him. He's broken bread with them. He was dating her. He admits that they didn't break up at the doorstep. That was more in the joke. He says she was right.

They broke up before. He's saying they broke up because of racism. Now, he's still saying they broke up. She's saying it wasn't because of racism. Now, what this could mean is that they broke up, right? Her parents were maybe, were like, hey, I don't, we want you to date. I don't know.

I don't know if she's Jewish. I don't know if she's Italian. You know, older people. I'm sure his parents were like, it would be nice if we could have a wedding with elephants. You know what I'm saying? But I don't know if that's more of a Hindu thing. I don't know. I'm showing my ignorance because I think he is Muslim Indian. So we could have a wedding with. Where we where we can't see the woman so well,

that would be nice. She was covered, mostly, mostly covered. Trump pants. Maybe they just insinuate it would be nice to only be able to see your face at the wedding. You know what I'm saying? Whatever my affectionate name for my son is, Hassani money. Yes, mama. But it's America and I want to do what what I want to do and I'm going to fight racism whatever it is who knows older people have a little bit more of an older fashion kind of all immigrants especially want you to marry their thing their same thing Greeks are that way you know all parents are a little but she did end up marrying an Indian guy and apparently her parents have come a long way now my parents have come a long way. Now, my parents have come a long way. Obviously, it seems like she's responding to his context of like you.

So it's very possible her parents were a little racist. Now, did she break up with him because her parents were like, I don't want people taking pictures without brownie? That can still be up for dispute. That still could be exaggerated. There's nothing in this letter that proves that she broke up with him because of the pictures. All right? According to her, that's not why she broke up with him. But according to him, he's got enough evidence to make his case,

and I like it a lot. I like it a lot. And that's really all there is to talk about because he did not go in to the other three or four accusations which uh let's just say varying degree of severity the prom date and calling her racist i guess was only severe because supposedly she was doxed a little bit people found out who she was or something like that, according to the author. But the big whopper, I mean, we would call that maybe what? A cheeseburger. The prom date's a cheeseburger. But now we want to order a whopper with cheese. The whopper with cheese was the white powder that was sent to his house,

which in turn led him to take his daughter to the hospital to make sure she didn't get any white powder on her, which is very severe. That's terrorism. That's terrorism. That would be terrorism. That would be accusing someone out there of terrorism. Now, he doesn't mention that. Now, he still may come forth with emails.

He may come forth with emails from some of his South Asian doctor friends who, uh, who, you know, who kind of confirm that she was taken to an urgent care and checked out real quick and no white powder got her. Who knows? Maybe white powder was sent to his house and he didn't call the cops and he didn't call the FBI. That would be a little strange. I'd be a little concerned. I'd be a little concerned someone had my address. At the very least, I'm a person of note, like I said, but he hasn't addressed that yet. He may in forthcoming videos. I doubt it because that would probably be the one you'd want to hang your hat on. So I think he had a little meat here and

he went with the meat and I think it was enough to so reasonable doubt. And that's all you got to do in this glorious country. When you have a jury truly of your peers. It was enough for the African-American jury of the OJ trial to just see him struggle to put on a bloody glove. And they were like, you know what? DNA be damned. I'm going with the brother on this one because he got black dudes on the hallway by the stairs.

But he changed those photos for all his white friends. Tomato, tomato. Okay, we're fighting injustice here and two wrongs definitely make a right. So he sowed a little doubt. And for Twitter, it's been enough. I mean, it's a major comeback for him. He's got, you know, he's got the Turkish kid, Hasan,

whatever his name is, the good-looking Turkish kid who used to be on the Young Turks. I think his name's Hasan, too, going, I told you, I told you, Hasan Minhaj is all, he's, you know, this all lies, fake news. It's funny, because they're screaming fake news now. This is, that's a good angle on this story, is now they're, fake news. It's funny because they're screaming fake news now. That's a good angle on this story is now they're screaming fake news.

The people who were making fun of Trump for screaming fake news, now you can't trust anybody. Now it's like, whoa, who do we trust? The New Yorker too. The New Yorker has never been accused of anything really because the New Yorker has a very high standard. The New Yorker has held its reputation.

I would say New Yorker is the place probably his fans go to the most. He has educated fans, okay? His fans are the ones in colleges who are having pro-Palestine protests. They're educated. Street smart, not so much. It's hard to be street smart

when your parents can afford a private school. It's just how it is when you come from an affluent suburb, which is where he grew up. It was an affluent place outside of Sacramento. And according to him, there was tons of racism towards Indians. Again, I'm not from there.

I've had people comment on our episode saying, that's utter bullshit. It's an affluent place. I've had Muslims, one Muslim from Alabama, I remember a tweet going, like, I grew up in Alabama. I didn't feel anything. So maybe he did in California, in Sacramento. Maybe.

I don't know how hard it was. According to him, it was hard. He had to put his head down and just drink, hold the water, I think he said. The point is, it doesn't matter if it's true. It's not what you know. It's what you can prove. To quote Denzel Washington, the great philosopher and moralist from training day. It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.

Dare I say, Hasan Minhaj has proved that there was an email from his ex-girlfriend and his ex-girlfriend did say her parents have come a long way. And he took the liberty to say, came a long way from what? Racism. Seems like it's plausible. Seems like it could be true.

Seems like for me that wipes away everything else. I don't care about white powder anymore. I don't care about an FBI informant that wasn't an informant. I don't care that he was earnestly telling these stories on interviews and podcasts. I don't care that he was earnestly telling these stories on interviews and podcasts. I don't care.

It's all about comedic license. He's got it throughout life. If he came up to me and stabbed me in the shoulder and then went ha ha ha, I'm saying ha ha ha. You're right. It's a joke. Hats off. Or I should say

yarmulkes off. I'm just tipping my hat. Burkas off to Saad for making a strong comeback. And we can only assume that this was a hard two in one here. This is an apology and a nice audition for The Daily Show. Who cares who hosts The Daily Show? Does anyone? I'm sorry, Michael Kosta. I love

you, but who's tuning in? Who's tuning in to The Daily Show? And who gives a fuck? I mean, none of them are as good as Jon Stewart anyway, so I don't care if Meghan McCain hosts it. So, Hasan Minhaj has made a big comeback. I guess I have to retract my previous episode,

although I was only joking as well. Those were all my emotional truths. None of it is what I believed. I always believed Hasan Minhaj was on the up and up. And I believe every word he says and even he admits the article made him look like an absolute psychopath. So please

Hasan, if you get all the power in the world, please forgive me for my position. I take it back but I don't take it back as much as I don't care. People are going to like what they like, and they have every right to go see Hassan and support him,

just as we have every right to make jokes about it before maybe the whole truth comes out. I don't know. I'm just telling you he's released one receipt. For a full exoneration, he would have to come up with a few more receipts. And maybe he will, like I said. But as of this point,

me and Jesse have converted to Islam. I just want to know who's winning the public perception. And I will join. I will join that side. Here's some nice, oh, is this what he posted right after? Good work, dude. You go right to the Halloween photos with the family. I'm a wholesome guy. I'm a normal guy. I'm a family guy. I got my family. I'm not scorned by this ex-girlfriend from prom. I could care less about

her. I don't even think about it besides the fact that we have an email correspondence and she came to my show and I talk about it. Besides the fact that I talk about it, made a big joke about it, talked about it in podcasts, told friends at diners about it. I don't care about it at all because I'm a 37 year old man. I don't care about prom. I don't care about it at all. I don't know what would give anyone the idea that I care about it. I mean, who cares about the things that they talk about in their act and in interviews and on podcasts?

I do that all the time. I do it all the time. Oh, and the email correspondence. So hats off. Jesse's pulled something up right now. Artists and advocates call for an immediate ceasefire. Thank God. Hey, Hamas, can you hear me? I starred on Superman on channel 11. You may know me as Butler No. 2 from Yellowstone. Can you hear me?

Stop it. This is another one of the stop it videos. This is celebrity. Stop it. Dear President Biden, we come together as artists and advocates, but more importantly as human beings witnessing the devastating loss of life and unfolding horrors in Israel and Palestine. We ask that, as President of the United States, you call for an immediate de-escalation and cease

firing Gaza and Israel before another life is lost. More than 5,000 people have been killed in the last week and a half. A number any person of conscience knows is catastrophic. We believe in life is sacred, no matter faith or ethnicity, and we condemn the killing of Palestinians and Israeli citizens. We are against bad things. We are against bad things all the time. I just want to say that I'm against bad things. I just want to say that I'm against bad things. Hats off to them for staying true to form and issuing a statement on behalf of all of Tinseltown, which is always needed.

Nobody listens to a joint statement from celebrities like terror organizations. You know, they got that letter and they went, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Shia LaBeouf has just said, stop. We will stop now. We shall stop. It is a tragic situation over there.

That was addressed to the president. That was addressed to the president. That was addressed to the president. Right. So they want him to say stop and that'll work. Even, you know, I guess he can lean on. I don't think they know BB. Like I said, BB, he, let's just say he's got a heavy foot in the car. He likes to drive fast.

And something horrible happened to Israel, so they're responding horribly. These things don't fix anything. This will create more terrorists. It'll create more strife. It'll make Israel less safe. I don't think it was very well thought out, to be honest with you, in my personal opinion.

I would have waited, gained the sympathy of the world, really highlighted, let those GoPro footage things go, and do something else. I would have done something else. I would have got the international community on board, isolated Hamas in public opinion. And then you could go in with a coalition, get the world on your side, you know, do it another way than just right away with rage, start bombing everywhere because there's a lot of innocent citizens there. And it's a sticky situation

because Hamas is like under hospitals and in tunnels and they say that as that's like a excuse but like that's not the people's fault that the hamas is doing that you know so and they just keep going we tell them to leave it's like where are they going to go egypt's closing the border but then again you're like so it's a sticky situation. You got to have empathy and sympathy on all sides. But again, this is nothing new. It's not unique. I mean, look at what's happening right now in Pakistan where they're bulldozing all those Afghani refugees

who've lived there for decades and saying, we're kicking them all out now. They're kicking them all out. But because it's Muslim on Muslim hate, you know, it just, it doesn't have the same it doesn't get the newsroom as fucking horny let's let's be honest let's be it doesn't what's happening in azerbaijan and armenians it doesn't get the newsroom as horny the armenian genocide of 1.5 million by the ottoman turks just doesn't get the media room as horny. The Turks invading Cyprus and taking over half of the island

after the Ottoman Empire fell and illegally occupying that land does not get the newsroom as horny, baby. What gets the newsroom horny is when there's different people fighting. Same race murder just doesn't catch't catch it's not this it's it's not as sexy and that's most of the murder that happens in the world could you even compare the numbers um of palestinians who've been killed by israelis to muslims who've been killed by other muslims vis-a-vis the Sunni Shiite ongoing, let's call it complications. Could you even compare the two numbers? Those terrorist attacks, bombs happen all the time. Those murders happen all the time. Could you even compare it to the murder that happened in India between Hindus and Muslims over the years?

Who are I know people gave me stuff because I said, you know, that was like a fratricide because genetically they are the same. They'd all used to be just one India, right? Till they the British helped carve it up to the goddamn British have really left a mess after their empire. The sun never sets on the British empire was the explanation, but God, the flames of hell

definitely did set on the British empire after it receded. But that's just not sexy news, dude. It's just not sexy news. You know, sexy news is colonization, decolonization, apartheid. Those

are sexy words. But when people who look the same kill each other, it's boring. Isn't it boring? I find it boring a little bit. I understand. It's like boring. It's like boring. It needs to have some salacious details to it. People are going like, who are even the Armenians? They weren't even on the map until the Kardashians. Are they really Armenian? They're California girls. So it's like nobody cares about that genocide.

And no one can pronounce the other country's name. Azerbaijan? I mean, you can't even pronounce that? And is that a sexy? That's not a sexy cause. You don't got college campuses up in aurora over azerbaijan um and armenia nobody cares about armenia armenians have been displaced over and over and over again and then the turks took out like 1.5 just correct me is that is it 1.5 million that's a holocaust dude that's holocaust numbers nobody cares about the armenian genocide committed by muslims i want to say that low so maybe they won't hear

what's the number they have it about 1 million. Okay, it wasn't as bad as I thought. It was just a little skirmish. 1 million. 1 million. The Armenian Genocide was the systematic destruction of the Armenian people and identity in the Ottoman Empire during World War I. Spearheaded by the ruling committee of Union in Progress,

it was implemented primarily through the mass murder of around one million Armenians during death marches to the Syrian whatever. Nobody cares. Is there even a museum for those people? The news in a lot of ways does dictate what our perceptions are and what reality is. They ignore some things and they emphasize certain things.

And the things that they emphasize always have Yenta-approved salacious details. Am I wrong? Is there anything I'm saying that's wrong? It's got to be juicy. It's got to be juicy. And you know what's juicy? The Jews are always juicy. You can always squeeze some juice out of the jews you got people posting memes of how

many jews are in the white house how many jews are in media there's and they post them with the stars on them they're putting stars there i what did the woman whose bakery was in Paris have to do with Israel's response? She's not even in the same fucking country. So if this is just about Israel, why are Jews under attack at universities, getting threats? Why are they painting Jewish stars on Jewish businesses in other countries? I don't get how you can rationalize that and tell me this is about the Israeli government. Everyone keeps saying this is about the Israeli government. And the people who say that the most are the people who are non-Muslim who are protesting for the Palestinians.

It's never the Muslims because they'll just tell you. They'll go, yeah, we want all the Jews gone. You ask the leader of Hamas, what does he mean? What do you want to be free? Gaza? He goes, no, I want all the Jews gone. I want them all out of there. And then you ask the white lady who's got a BA from Poughkeepsie University, what's she defending and she goes i am defending against the uh horrible horrible policies the torturous policies of the israeli government jews are innocent it's the government and you're going like well why don't you ask the protester next to you what he thinks am i generally right about that i always go with Jesse because he's God

sticky situation dominating the news hard to find anything else in the news I gotta be honest with you it's just everyone's turned their profile flags again the Ukrainian flags have now become Palestinian flags and the

Russian flags have now become Israeli flags and the Russian flags have now become Israeli flags. I don't know. I don't know. Not necessarily. But one of the products of this whole mess has been the tearing down of hostage photos. And like I said in the intro, I have two things to say about this.

One, what do you want me to do about it in Brooklyn? And they're not missing. When you put up a photo of someone who's missing, it's because you don't know where they are. We all know where they are. They're waiting for the A train under a hospital

in the train tunnel of Hamas. They're underground in Gaza. We know where they are. So I guess they're putting them up to gain sympathy or to... As a reminder. As a reminder, which is good. I guess that part is good, I guess.

But also it just doesn't seem like... I don't know, some... For a group of people who are really good at a lot of stuff, you're going, where is your PR? They're kind of losing the public relations war a little bit, right? Like whoever's behind this move, it's like, I don't know. What's this going to do? I think it keeps you focused on the atroc atrocity that happened i see the attempt yeah and

i guess they didn't know that um people were just going to be tearing them down and they're getting a lot of people fired so what they're doing is that's my favorite part about it yeah my favorite part is that woman in denmark who worked for an israeli company who uh tweeted some anti-israel stuff and then she was like wait a second who owns our company oh my god it was in ireland it was in ireland yeah so a dublin woman fired by israeli company over anti-israel social media posts um because i she didn't know that the company was israeli um so she got fired there was that broadway producer or musician he had a nice sweet uh walk across the street in full view he got fired yeah there's a uh twitter feed called stop

anti-semitism that's just they're solely catching them yeah yeah now here's the deal the other thing i want to say about this is what kind of monster rips down the posters of people who've been kidnapped, innocent people who've been kidnapped, especially these people who are purporting to love Jews but just hate the Israeli government? These are the things that lead people to believe that it's not just about the Israeli government. That and Jewish stars being drawn on bakeries in countries that have nothing to do with the skirmish.

You can understand why people get a little paranoid and say there's a lot of anti-Semitism out there. Boy, is there. Who's this guy? So he got caught in one of the videos and it turns out he's a tutor for children. Aw, meet Miles tinko a science loving queer commie self-described science loving queer comedy that whoever's sending their kids to

get tutored but this guy um and there's another couple spotted on west fourth tearing down flyers of kidnapped israeli children taken into Gaza by Hamas terrorists. Right. So what happens is they recorded him doing it and then they say, who is this guy? Yeah. Dude, this is unbelievable. It's as if like the 1,400 or 2,000, whatever it is. Again, I don't want to get the numbers wrong.

to get the numbers wrong, citizens who were brutally murdered in a fashion that made journalists cry when they saw it. You're talking about, like I said, Viking style. I mean, this is like Roman Empire shit, what they did. I mean, Nero would have been like, come on, you guys are going too soft. Let's kick it up a notch. I mean, dude, I saw some of the GoPro footage. Did you watch it? I watched it because I'm a newsman

and I got to get the facts right. Yeah, no, I didn't watch. I took a peek. Yeah. They GoPro'd a lot of it. They did, yeah. Yeah. And a lot of people say,

how did they get away with it? You know what they did? They pretended to be IDF. A lot of them pretend to be IDF and they were stopping cars like that and just going, and just shooting right into the vehicle. They ripped a baby out of a pregnant woman.

They burned babies alive. They put a baby in an oven. Put a baby in an oven. I saw one video of that woman moaning and she was hiding under the table and they were just shooting civilians. They threw a grenade at a father, blew him up in front of his two kids. Freedom fighters. Yeah, they're freedom fighters fighting the Israeli government.

You can rationalize it how you want, but it sounds like terrorism to me. I don't know. I'm no expert, but it sounds like it was pretty harsh terrorism on citizens, on innocent citizens. One of the women who was released, one of the old ladies who was released, was a peace activist who was advocating for the rights of the people of Gaza or whatever.

And I saw one of these internet pundits, his name, it's the Hassan guy. He was emphasizing, he was like, she was a peace activist. He was trying to say as evidence of like she was a peace act he was trying to say like as evidence of like look how and they released her I'm like I think it makes it worse I think that makes it worse that they took an 85 year old advocate on their behalf and kidnapped her and her husband and her husband is still kidnapped they just let her go right and not be out of the goodness of their heart they probably got a few Hamas guys in exchange for that, probably. Or maybe they did it as a PR move.

Or maybe, yeah, because she's 85. Dude, they took children. They took elderly people. I mean, this is textbook horror. It's like one of the worst things I've ever heard. But nobody cares about that. Nobody goes like, hey, how did we get to point B? Well, I think because point A happened. But they go, well, we're at point A because of all this stuff. And you go, do you even know all that stuff? Do you know the details of all that stuff?

There's a lot of details there. And they just go colonization, decolonization, apartheid. And you go, all right, there are a few valid points in there, but it's very complicated. No, it's not complicated. Yeah, when someone says this is simple, you're going like, then how come it's ongoing? If it's so simple, do you think these people want to die?

Do you think both sides want to keep, everyone wants to live in peace. The reason why it is ongoing is because it's complicated. And it's not the only complicated skirmish on the planet. That's like going over to Sudan and going like, this is simple, man. It's like, no, a lot of times this tribal warfare goes back thousands of years.

You just think it's simple because you're in America and you shop at 7-Eleven. Anyway. I'm against bad things. All bad things, all innocents are bad. It's all bad. If it makes you feel good to rip down posters of hostages, so be it.

It just seems like a weird thing. Much weirder than putting up the signs. Much, much weirder than ripping them down. There was one in Brooklyn, in Queens or Brooklyn, where some Brooklyn guy, he goes, I'm not fucking Jewish, but it's just New York. What are you doing? He's like, I got a mind to fucking beat you

and I'm fucking out. Those people are hostages, man. Sean Terry came to the rescue there. He said, what the fuck are you doing? Messy situation. Hoping peace for everyone. But again, it's horrible. But it's not the only horrible thing happening in the world.

It just happened, I think, as we're filming this, that the Afghani refugees that were living in Pakistan are now being all kicked out. There's actually footage of them bulldozing their houses and getting them out. It's a big story, but it will gain no traction just like some of the other atrocities I've mentioned. It's a big story, but it will gain no traction, just like some of the other atrocities I've mentioned.

Here's the official story on the BBC. Afghan refugees forced to leave Pakistan say they have nothing. And there's a picture of a bulldozer knocking down all their houses. Pakistan has started to arrest Afghanis. Now, Pakistan is a Muslim country, and these Afghanis are also Muslim. Begins a nationwide crackdown on foreign nationals, it says, are in the country illegally. Your mistake was you didn't come to New York City, dog.

They would have put you up at a hotel. Yeah, five stars. Yeah, thousands of Afghanis in Pakistan. And again, we probably made these refugees. But things weren't rosy before we got there either. And a lot of people were upset that we left. A lot of Afghanis were upset that we left. Because now it's back in Taliban hands.

And if you're a woman, you're going, you're not loving it. You're not loving it right now. And of course, you're for women's rights, but you also want us out of Afghanistan where we were protecting women's rights. So you got to be aware of how messy this thing can get, right? Like if you talk to some dude there who's a Taliban guy, you're going, get America out.

You're going, look at what you're doing to these poor people. Get them out. And then you're like, and then the woman's going, whoa, whoa, whoa, you forgot to ask me. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, socialist in New York, you forgot to ask me. We loved America being there. As you can see, remember all those people like holding onto the planes going, what are you doing? And then like an hour after we left, the Taliban just started cutting heads off and killing rivals and women were just back in burkas. You know, whatever your morality is, is your morality. I just wish everyone

thought a little bit more about all the details. There's a lot of details to this stuff. So thousands of Afghanis in Pakistan have made their way back to Afghanistan the last two months. But many of them who have called Pakistan home for decades say they have nothing to go back to, while others say they are terrified to be headed back to the Taliban government. Why? Why would you be terrified? Aren't you all brothers? Like, isn't it your country?

Why? Why would they be telephoned? We met Abdullah. Can one of these guys have a unique name? Is there any guy just named Science over there? Is everyone Abdullah or Muhammad? We met with Abdullah. They probably didn't even meet with Abdullah.

They just said, call it Abdullah. We met him at a petrol station. Yeah, I know they made it up now. Arabs, oil, just make up a story about a guy named Abdullah at a gas station. In the Punjab province, in Punjab province, most people don't know what that is. He has hired a truck to bring all 22 of his family members out of the country. 20 of them were born in Pakistan. So they're even kicking people out who were born in Pakistan.

Ain't no dreamers. There's only nightmares in Pakistan. There ain't no dreamers, baby. There ain't no dreamers. There ain't no sanctuary cities. I initially came here when the Russians started the war. Oh, so it wasn't even the Americans. It was the Russians who now have so much sympathy for the Palestinian Muslims.

Ain't Putin great? He's like, listen, I care so much. What's going on over there is atrocious. We don't do that. I just blew up a city on the border of Chechnya to gain personal support, but I care very deeply about the Palestinians. You know, Putin's losing sleep every night about what's happening over there. He's not just doing that to sow discord with America and make us look bad in the world.

He really cares. Putin really cares about the Gaza Strip. So I initially came in with the Russians. So I got to remember, we went I initially came in with the Russians. So yeah, we got to remember, we went into Afghanistan initially to combat the Russians. It was a proxy war because the Russians were going in there

to take it over. They weren't there winning hearts and minds. They were shooting chests and heads. He used to work in a brick kiln, but there's fewer job opportunities in Afghanistan. Well, you could always, you could always help round up women and get them back home. You could always get a job rounding up women who are unaccompanied by a man and drive them back home or beat them.

You can always become a public flogger in Afghanistan. That job is available. I'm sure there's high demand for public floggers. You know how they say learn to code here? It's like learn to flogger in Afghanistan. That job is available. I'm sure there's high demand for public floggers. You know how they say learn to code here? It's like learn to flog. You want a job in Afghanistan, learn to flog. Our houses were made of mud and we built it ourselves. Planted many trees there.

My neighbors and friends were in tears. It's the cruel government that is making us leave. In the last two months, I know I said thousands before, but here's the detail. In the last two months, around 200,000 Afghan nationals have already left Pakistan. I'm sure a few of them disappeared. According to the Pakistan, oh, it's according to the Pakistan government. You know those are the official numbers. So bye-bye. The first wave of deportations

will target those without any documentation, adding that the policy is only aimed at those that are in the country illegally. Well, that's not what the guy above said. That's not what the article said about people born there. I don't know what their laws are. But Abdullah says he's been targeted despite having an Afghan citizen card,

an ID issued by the Pakistani government. There you go. He brandishes a plastic wallet and shows, I guess the guy's got the same wallet I had when I put my bus pass in it in middle school. Remember, it was a plastic thing. You can't get a wallet?

Go to Marshall's, dude. They're like three bucks. He lives in a mud house. I mean, dude, but Marshall's probably there. Again, I'm not saying we have it so good here, but you can get a wallet for $2.99. It does, you know, really people should judge the controversies in America against that backdrop. When Hasan Minhaj is saying how hard he had it in Davis,

outside of Sacramento in Davis, the suburb of, the affluent suburb of Davis, go, yeah, but could you get a wallet for $2.99 at Marshall's? So relatively speaking, he didn't have it too hard. so relatively speaking, you didn't have it too hard. You also ended up becoming a massive celebrity who was beloved by tons of white people. So if I were to put that in perspective, Mr. Minaj,

and by perspective, I mean you and Abdullah, who has got a plastic bus pass wallet and has a house made of mud and is being deported by a Muslim country back to a country that is, can we say not welcoming? Did you have it bad? Did you have it bad because a girl turned you down three days because her parents wanted her to marry an Italian or whatever. So this is happening. The government says to go back, even though we have these cards, this level of problem has never happened in the past. And guess what? It ain't really happening now because you won't hear about it and there won't be any protests about it

because they're all Muslim and lives are only worth something if it's a colonizer and colonized and the people who are doing the colonizing are different, right? Because before Europeans showed up to all these places, it was just a utopia of unity. There was not one tribe colonizing another tribe. That doesn't count. If one tribe murders another tribe, it doesn't count. It does not count. What happened in Darfur?

Tell me about what the what. That was bad, really bad. What, a few people sprained ankles? What happened? Yeah, a couple of sprained ankles. What happened? A couple of, you know, stuck toes. I think the numbers, we few people sprained ankles? What happened? Yeah, a couple of sprained ankles. What happened? A couple of, you know, stuck toes. I think the numbers, we're talking about the hundreds of thousands, right? Ah, so it was horrendous.

Sudan. The boys of Sudan is what Jesse's. The Lost Boys of Sudan. Oh, the Lost Boys of Sudan. Now, who was doing the murder? French guys? German? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Danish bowers? Yeah, that's right. Who was doing the murder? French guys? German? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Danish Bowers? Yeah, that's right. Who was it, Italians? It was a civil war. Wait, let me ask. Oh, yeah. Was it Jews? They probably had something to do with it.

They were behind the scenes. Ah! Right. They always are. The 1987, I'll do this in the Jews, actually, because they're behind it. The 1987 Civil War drove an estimated 20,000 young boys from their families and villages in southern Sudan. Most just six or seven years old, they fled to Ethiopia to escape death or induction into the northern army. They walked more than a thousand miles, half of them dying before reaching Kakuba refugee camp in Kenya.

Talk about a lateral move. Survivors of this tragic exodus became known as the Lost Boys of Sudan. Yeah, but what about the murder numbers? Oh, yeah. The Sudan. But if you want to read a good book on it, it's called What is the What by Dave Eggers. What is the What? Yeah, heartbreaking.

I mean, that was, and we're talking about like brutal murder, brutal torture and murder done by Africans on Africans, correct? Yeah. Yeah. It was a civil war. Yeah. Yeah. It happens, but it's just saying it's important. Now, there was a little outrage over here over that, to our credit.

Not nearly what we see now not nearly people weren't drawing stars of who would be the main people who who is the government people what were they called the hootsies and the tootsies right oh yeah that yeah i think that was a different that was um was that a different one i think that was a different one yeah the hootsies and tootsies been killing each other for a long time. One of them is more powerful than the other one too. There's nobody drawing hootsie tootsie signs

in other countries making those people responsible. How can you see that as anything other than just hate and racism when someone just trashes the bakery of a woman or trashes another store because it has a Jewish owner.

How can you see that as anything else? Middle East and North Africa, is this present day? Yeah, so this is a list of the current. Oh, these are just the current conflicts right now. 45. Yeah, 45 armed conflicts. There's 45 armed conflicts taking place throughout the Middle East and North Africa in the following territories.

Cyprus, Egypt, Israel, Libya, Morocco, Palestine, Syria, Turkey, Yemen, and Western Sahara. Damn, Africa. Africa's got more than 35 armed conflicts. 35. Wowzers. That is a lot. Western powers and neighboring countries are intervening, trying to help.

No, stop. Stop the colonization. Get out of there. Stop it. Stop that. You created the conflicts. It was a peaceful utopia before you got there. There's just something about that that just doesn't get people horny, man.

It just doesn't get people horny. It's got no sizzle. It's got no sizzle. There's no way to rail against the West or there's nothing to, there's no way to, way to rail against the West or there's nothing to, there's no way to, who do you make the bad guy when they're both quote unquote disenfranchised or whatever? Like who do you make the bad guy? You know, if two poor people kill each other and one of those poor people kills that other person in a brutal fashion, that's unjust. You still sympathize with him because of his poor status.

So, I mean, there's no outrage over that. I watched a video of a guy murder a whole family in Brooklyn. It was on security footage. It's a brutal video because of a noise complaint. The family upstairs was making too much noise. And he just takes out a gun and he murders the son and the father.

And the mother, you know, flees back in the door. And he just murders him and Colbert like nine shots after they were landing there. One to the head, one to the head. Now, if this was a white guy doing that to a black family, even if the dispute had nothing to do with race and it was just a noise complaint it would be

plastered on every front page. The media would do everything they could to make it about race. Even if it was like a black guy killing a white not so much but it would make a little bit more of a splash.

These people who claim to care about poverty and all these things and justice, they only show up when there's the salacious details. What were you going to say? I was just asking, when are you watching these before you go to bed? For me, it's like reading myself a bedtime story. That's how you relax.

Some people like to take melanin. Some people, valerian root. Some people even go so far as to pop a clonny. Not you. Not me. I like to watch security footage of rage murders. I mean, this is one of the most brutal killings I've ever seen, dude. The guy does come out with scissors, and he threatens him with scissors.

Oh, I saw. Yeah, i skipped right over there you watch that whole i watch the whole thing but then the guy pulls out a gun um and the guy turns away to walk he shoots him in the back some people are going like is this self-defense you're like dude because the guy had scissors i don't know. It's internet stuff. What can you do? It's not a lot of fun going on. There is not a lot of fun going on in the world. But oral sex supposedly may be worse for you

than cigarettes when it comes to throat cancer. I'm willing to run that risk. It's enjoyable. I enjoy it. I'm one of those guys who enjoys it. Now for who? For both? For men and women? I guess maybe. I think it's more for men. I think it's definitely more for men. Oh, it was on TikTok. That changes things. Now I know it's true. They made a video.

Daria Sadgovoyevsky made the declaration in a viral TikTok video. Despite the American Cancer Society citing tobacco use as the number one risk factor for the illness known as, now this is Russian propaganda. This is probably someussian spy who wants us to have even less sex so our society can become even more sexist which we have become because everyone's worried about me too's and everyone's worried about gossip and everyone's worried about getting doxxed everyone's worried about getting caught everyone's worried about everything you got to show up with your lawyer in order to meet somebody now these kids are not having sex they're

over inundated with pornography. It's become like just a really boring, tedious fucking generation who just wants to yell at you about freeing Gaza. And they do it from their like brownstone. Have you noticed that? Like all these kids are like professional activists

now. Nobody's like on the Burt Kreischer cruise fucking down in a beer. Lapping on a poos poos. 69, kids. I just went on the Burt Kreischer cruise, and it was just eye-opening for me. I had a great time. It was incredible. I'd also like to plug a couple of specials because God knows there's a ton of those coming out.

Joe Bartnik's got one. Louis Katz has got one. Mike Feeney's got one. Colm Terrell's got one. They're all on YouTube. Funny comics. Go watch all their specials. I don't really do guests anymore unless those guests can help my numbers. So go watch all those specials. I'll have another 25 to promote next day or so, but they're all very funny. I know Louis Katz personally. He's a good friend. He's a very funny comic. And he has a special that just

came out. Mike Feeney, my good friend Joe Bartnick, that was produced by All Things Comedy, Bill Burr's company, and Colm Terrell was produced by Luis Gomez Gas Digital. So I got that in there. I wanted to plug all those specials. If you're looking for some free comedy, go to YouTube and watch

those specials. Check it out. And we're going to end with this censure situation, which is very fun. So the House has really become a carnival. The House of Representatives on Capitol Hill, the Federal House of Representatives, is just now a carnival where we have sectarian violence and a civil war going on. Democrats have been split over Israel. This has never happened in the past. Uh, support for Israel has been

unanimous in the government amongst Democrats and Republicans has crossed party lines, but now you got the squad in there. One of the women is Palestinian, the other woman's Muslim, and they are, shall we say, dog-whistling as far as saying, hey, stop the Jewish lobby, stop the Jews. And then you got Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is, let's say, a fan of being outspoken. She's a big fan of that, who has tried to call for censure.

Now, what is censure? Censure is when the House can take action and they can vote to expel you from the House. It's only been used sparingly in the last 20 years. Right now we got three proposals for censure going on in the government right now. I think that's more than any time in the history of the Republic. The funnest one is for George Santos. The Republican Party themselves are going to vote to kick him out using, quoting something called censure,

which is what they can do, right? They can vote to get you out. And I just love that he shows up and he goes, when they go, they're going to vote, and they go, George Santos, representative from Long Island. He goes, here. He's just still doing it showed up to votes um so they're voting to kick him out and then so marjorie taylor green

wants to kick out rashid uh tyler uh rashida talib rashlaib, or as I like to call her, Tlaib Kuli. Member of Native Tongues. Boys with most deaf. Rashida Tlaib of Michigan. And she wants to kick her out. And now I think Rashida Tlaib is going, we need to use censure to shut this bitch out because she's racist. So let's just say that the house has gotten very non-traditional.

This is sort of like when basketball players started showing up to the game in inner city outfits. And the older school, like Barkley, was going, hey, man, put a suit on, man. Put a suit on. You're getting paid millions of dollars. And they were just showing up with, it was the Allen Iverson era. Right. Cornrows and baggy pants. And they were just showing up with, it was the Allen Iverson era. Right.

Cornrows and baggy pants. And the old school wasn't having it. And some of the old school uncapitalists are going, hey, man, let's kick you out of the house. And also Fetterman, put a suit on, man. This is just the hip-hop era of the house, baby. Times are changing. They're actually voting to get each other out of the house. baby. Times are changing. They're actually voting to get

each other out of the house. How much more of an indication do you need that the House of Representatives has become a reality show, that they're actually voting to get each other out of the house?

They're holding a house meeting where they've gathered Eric Neese from the grind and everyone else into the living room and said, this roommate has become toxic. Talk about a house divided against itself cannot stand. We are witnessing it. So we'll see which one of these censure resolutions come to vote and pass, but this is unprecedented. I mean, you got one guy in there who's a complete fraud and liar who hasn't offered his side of the story yet.

I haven't seen his emails yet, so he could produce an email saying a bunch of stuff that defends his position over a ton of lies. He's got more than three or four to speak of. And then you got these two ladies. I just say oil them up and throw them in a goddamn float-up pool and let them fight to the death. Why not?

Film it. Have the famed producer, what's his name? The producer that did Survivor. Oh. Burnett. Right. Yeah, have Burnett, Mark Burnett. His name's Mark Burnett.

I got it. Have Mark Burnett get involved. Call it Tlaib versus Green. Put it on a Jake Paul card. Make it the undercard or co-main event for him fighting the latest 50 year old CTE survivor and let America have some fun with it. Okay. Because America's a party. I'm fully on board.

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