Yannis Pappas Hour - Is Mr. Whiskers Missing?

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

Yanni dedicates his time to Springfield, Ohio, Haitian cuisine, the decline of standards in American culture, and the presidential debate, while living in a fantasy world about the Tyreek Hill police ...stop. He can’t stop talking like Tucker Carlson because he finds it hilarious. Yanni describes the internet as a digital wasteland of opportunity and dissects how we got here, exploring both known and unknown influences of Chinese and Russian money and subterfuge. There was a Chinese spy in the NY governors office, oh my. Yanni ends the episode with a strong piece of advice.  Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up everybody before we start the episode real quick patreon.com Yanis Pappasauer for our award-winning bonus episodes. They're the best in the business five dollars a month that's all it takes also see me live Dania Beach Florida this weekend September 13th through the 15th Tacoma Washington September 19th through the 21st Gangfest in Vegas September 27th through 29th West Nyack New York October 11th through the 13th Brea California October 25th through the 27th St. Louis, California, October 25th through the 27th. St. Louis has been moved to November. Those tickets will be on my website very soon. Milwaukee Improv, December 6th and 7th.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I'm adding Rhode Island, I'm adding Maine. I'm adding a whole bunch of stuff. So please go to my website. I'm shooting my special at the Comedy Mothership December 20th through the 22nd in Austin. And then of course I'll be in Rochester in January. Just keep looking. If your city comes up up get your tickets and now enjoy this fun app Hi everyone, this is Tucker Pappas. I'm just here wanting to ask a few questions. That's all I'm doing is asking questions
Starting point is 00:01:01 What I'm doing is asking questions. I mean, come on. I mean, like always it's the closet cases, you know? Like I'm just asking questions. Like what, talking to a guy? I thought you were the anti-woke guy, Seth Dillon. I mean, like, you know, what are you, woke? I mean, I'm just like, let's just, maybe Hitler was right. I mean, it would be woke to ask that question, you know, what are you, woke? I mean, I'm just like, let's just, maybe Hitler was right. I mean, it would be woke to ask that question, you know?
Starting point is 00:01:29 To not ask that question would be just woke. Wouldn't it, Seth? Wouldn't it, Seth Dillon? Who texted who first? How did this go? If you think for one second, we're gonna talk about the election or politics ever again on the show,
Starting point is 00:01:44 I'm going to do this show. Just Tucker. I'm just asking questions. My name's Tucker Pappas. What is happening in the world? Guess what? Tuned out, dropped out. Don't listen to anyone over 30, under 30 30 or even the voice in your own head.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I've had enough of that guy as well. I've had enough of my own nervous system. You quiet it down. We're not in the jungle anymore. Everything is fine. It's all gonna work out. I'm here to just understand and explain just like you. I just wanna know what's going on here.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I just wanna understand it. I'm just saying it without saying it. That's all we're doing. Big news, Tariq Hill, the football star got pulled over by police and it was a smooth stop, a smooth stop. That's what I'm telling myself. It was a smooth stop because if you think America needs this right now, It was a smooth stop because if you think America needs this right now, this is the last thing America needs. So if you're listening to this news program and you didn't hear about it, it was a smooth stop. The officers who were all also African-American,
Starting point is 00:02:58 this is real news. We're very, very friendly, cordial, polite, professional, and followed protocol. Everything was perfect and fine. So just, just live in that world because right now we just don't need any more fucking body cam. We don't need body cam footage of anything. There's enough protests on the street. There's enough tense, tenseness.
Starting point is 00:03:27 9-Eleven's coming up. So you know, you know, people are celebrating in other countries. Let's just have a beer over some nice grilled cat in Springfield, Ohio with my good Haitian buddies. Where's my penis? Why you, why you, why you, why you, why you don't eat the cat? Why you don't eat the cat?
Starting point is 00:04:20 I don't understand why you don't eat the cat. I am from Haiti and I want my peanuts in my mouth right now. Where's my peanuts? Where's my catty? Where's my catty? Where's my pussy? Where's the pussy catty pussy? I am from Haiti.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I am from Haiti. Where is the pussy? Come, little catty. Um, I don't mind them eating cats, dude. I don't like cats, man. I'm not a cat guy. All right? Listen, dude, I do only JD Vance, audience.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Fucking pandering, baby. I'm here for you. Listen, I don't need you cat ladies listening to this one bit. You know all the cat ladies clutched all their furly friends really tight and were like, I don't want to hear this news. Are they hurting the cats? They're fucking eating cats, dude. Well, what are they supposed to do, man? They're here from Haiti, bro. If you were in Haiti and you saw a cat, you'd eat the cat too, bro. Weren't they eating human, I think it's a woke thing to do to eat the cat. Weren't they eating flesh?
Starting point is 00:05:29 Right, it's progress. Yeah, first of all, I still can't get over the fact that the head of the Venezuelan gang in, where is that again? In Colorado. In Colorado, I can't get over the fact that his name is Cookie Monster. I've been thinking about that all week. What a great fucking name. But what are you supposed to do, man? What are you
Starting point is 00:05:51 supposed to do when you come from a place where the warlord was eating human flesh? I think this is the woke left wing of Haiti that eats cats, don't you think? It's almost like being a Haitian vegetarian. I mean, these are the most like PETA friendly, humane, dietary restriction considering Haitians going. Just eating cats? I mean, look, dogs is a different story because the dogs, they're almost like people
Starting point is 00:06:24 and they helped us evolve and they protect us and they love us and I love dogs. So cats, I just have to say, I don't care about your cat. Cats are murderers. They're psychopaths. I think they're video cameras for aliens. You ever look at a cat's eyes, you're like, dude, that's a video camera for aliens. Just look at it. The cat could give a shit less. So what's the big point of eating cats? Is it dangerous?
Starting point is 00:06:50 Does it have trigonosis? Can you eat a predator like that? I don't know. It's cooked well. Yeah, because all predators' meat's always like a little... I don't know why they don't eat each other, dude. I guess they do in times of starvation. But, you know, I need glasses, Jesse. I went on this blind. Where's my glasses? You're flying blind. Oh my God, I need my glasses. The people, the fans who are going to be with us for 40 years are just going to watch my
Starting point is 00:07:15 glasses go lower down. You move, they're over there. They're on the wood thing there. Just move by the door. Oh, there need my glasses. I need my glasses here. Thank you for my glasses. There we go. Hey everybody, I can see now. I got my glasses.
Starting point is 00:07:36 So now I can see all the beautiful news and all the beautiful people. I see a Johnny and a Timmy and, here, you know, this would be Mr. Rogers in 2024-25. I see Hulk, Duder, Wunner, and I see Fartzinger 5, and I see Kamala's a cunt 56, and I see Trump 2024 or Civil War, and I see fuck fuck, and I see the N word with hard R 57 2024 get him out. I see catapult them over the wall
Starting point is 00:08:12 and I I see I see curry Kamala I See Obama's a foreigner. I see build the wall 2026 I see all you beautiful children out there watching the show on YouTube. I see all of you. I see the whites were right. I see the whites were right. I see the whites were right 1966. I see Hitler misunderstood 5593. Hitler misunderstood 5593. I see psychopath Churchill 57. I see listen to the whole 15 hours of Darrell Cooper 2317. I see farty Dickie Warner. I see all these beautiful children. It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood, a
Starting point is 00:09:00 wonderful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? I always wanted to live in a digital park of a wasteland. It's a digital wasteland of content opportunity. That's what it is. Mr. Rogers would get on there like fucking big rings under his eyes, fucking poppin' AdRoll and be like, this is what will happen if the Democrats win. This is what will happen if the Republicans win. There will be a fascist dictator. We will go back to an oligarchy feudal system where all the Mexicans will be put in camps.
Starting point is 00:09:39 It's a beautiful day in the neighbor. A beautiful day in our neighbor. If Kamala the Commie wins, we're going to fucking re-education camps. There's a lot of camps. There's a lot of camps. And right now, bug juice. So it's a small town in Ohio. We say massive impacts of 20,000 Haitians.
Starting point is 00:10:03 There are 20,000 Haitians. They are 20,000 Haitians. Now, if you think the French look down on the French in Montreal, yeah, I don't even think they acknowledge the Haitians. Because technically they are, it was a colony of France, and they speak of France, and they are, you know.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Here's the thing, when you go into a French restaurant, you ever notice that their mirrors are dirty? Their mirrors are just dirty. And you go, Hey, has anyone watched those mirrors? And, and they are like, they are not for looking in the mirror. They are part of the ambiance. It's both of the ambiance. The muscle escargot specials is on the window.
Starting point is 00:10:37 And if you go into a Haitian restaurant, the windows are dirty because they're dirty. Why'd you duck? Because I said nobody cleaned them, it's dirty, it's Haiti, it's a little bit of a mess down there. I don't think anyone's got a broom. If you think there's Windex in Haiti, you got another thing coming. My new thing, I just like the George W. Bush duck.
Starting point is 00:11:00 What do you say, son? In a Haitian restaurant restaurant there are no windows. Welcome to the Haiti Cafe. Would you like a Zikaat Skagga with cat blood bloody barri? Zikaat is the delicacy of Haiti. Where's my peanuts? Shout out Will Sylvans. Will Sylvans.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Comedian, that's his joke about his father on an airplane. Getting hijacked. Not getting hijacked, just he wants peanuts. Yeah, he's yeah. But with his accent, he goes, where's my peanuts? Right, the judge member goes, hijack, I'm Gene. Oh hijack, I'm Gene, yeah. He goes, oh you hijack, he's a play,
Starting point is 00:11:42 where's my peanuts, I want my penis in my mouth right now Will Sylvain's one of the nicest guys in comedy and of joke that would make me gut-laugh and it seems relevant now because His people are bringing their cuisine to Springfield, Ohio So what's going on? What are we what are we reading here? This is Fox right Which is Jesse's homepage. Scroll down. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Wait, first the headline. I like the headline because it's Fox. Because in CNN it's saying a different thing. Like, CNN is going, we respect, we respect Hades cultural ideals. I just miss my, I miss Mr. Whiskers. That's all. That's all. It's all.
Starting point is 00:12:29 I just miss him. But I also welcome the 20,000 Haitians who are roaming the streets eating our livestock. And then Fox just goes straight to a lot of 14. Hi, my name is Sean Terry. I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of reason to stay as a citizen who's considering leaving Springfield because I've had enough
Starting point is 00:13:05 of these fucking charcoal French. There goes the duck again. La 14th is character piece. What are the French doing that's good? The Olympics, even their fucking opening ceremony caused the controversy. What are they doing? So, this is the funnest story coming out of Springfield, Ohio ever. Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is based on? Or that's Springfield, Missouri?
Starting point is 00:13:39 There's always a bunch of Springfields. There's Springfield, Massachusetts, which is a great place. It's called the city of homes, Springfield, Massachusetts. Smith and Wesson is there, or I don't know if they're still there. I think they might still be there. Used to be a booming rich town. They call it the city of homes because it has all these Victorian mansions, which now you can see drug deals happen on.
Starting point is 00:14:00 If you want to see a drug deal happen on a Victorian wrapar around porch, Springfield, Massachusetts is the place for you. It's one of the biggest dumps in America. It's when you go there, you're shocked at you're like, this is the, how am I in America? They got a casino there. When you walk into casino, um, no, but a kid couldn't be happy in that casino. You couldn't do anything to make them happy, dad. I mean, the happy, I'm just saying that because they're so happy. God bless them. Just beep the word to explain to kid, you know, for monetization purposes. I don't want to get Candace Owens here. Hi, my name's Groucho Marx. I don't wanna get Candice Owens.
Starting point is 00:14:46 So, special needs kids with a string couldn't be happy walking into that casino. Nobody could be happy walking into a casino. Gene Simmons would be in a bad mood. Rest in peace, right? Did we lose Gene? Gene Simmons? Russell Simmons, the other one.
Starting point is 00:15:03 No, not Russell Simmons, the straight one. What's the one who we all knew was gay but never admitted it? Oh, the- Russell Simmons. The workout guy. Yeah, the workout guy. What's his name again? What the hell is his name?
Starting point is 00:15:15 Gene- Gene Simmons is in Kiss. Is Kiss, yeah. Right, he's actually the straight one. Yeah, Russell Simmons. No, I'm talking, I'm looking for the straight, the straightest one. Richard. There's room, Richard.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Cause there's rumors about Russell. There's rumors about all of them. Allegedly. Yeah, allegedly, allegedly. I'm saying without saying, I'm just asking questions. I'm just having a conversation. Oh, I'm just having a conversation, Seth. Boy is the right divided over what to think about Hitler. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:53 OK, so let's go back to this small town in Springfield. So the Haitian, are they refugees or are they tourists? Cultural enrichers. Yeah, dude, it's cultural, you know? Things are different now. You know, like the first Greek restaurant opens in a place and they have a lamb outside and they're burning the lamb, right? This is how it goes.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Just get used to it. Like the Greeks came over, we take the lamb body and we uneaster it and we fucking put it up and everyone else is going, oh my God, they're cooking their dog. And it's like, no, it's a lamb. In Greece, it's a little different. In Haiti, it's just like, there's a cat. And it's like, let's eat, you know, let's eat. It's just like that.
Starting point is 00:16:45 I remember Angelo had told me this story about his uncle coming from Puerto Rico and his dad had live chickens in the Bronx apartment. He's from Puerto Rico. They got drunk and they got hungry and then they killed his chicken and Angelo was upset because he started loving the chicken.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Yeah, he was a little kid, but it's like, time to grow up, you're Puerto Rican. You're from an island called Puerto Rico where there's farmers and they look at animals a little different than a little Puerto Rican boy in the Bronx rest in peace, Angela Lozada, who starts to befriend the chicken because little kids have feelings
Starting point is 00:17:19 and the world hasn't beaten them down yet. And you haven't gotten drunk yet and hungry with your uncle from Puerto Rico and the uncle's going beaten them down yet. And you haven't gotten drunk yet and hungry with your uncle from Puerto Rico and the uncle's going, para, mira. Angel's probably a little boy being like, just get a pizza, just get a pizza. And he's like, pero, pero. Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Pero, chicken, pero. Que pasa que esta chiqui? And they slaughter them and they plucked them and they ate the chicken. It's probably delicious. Yeah, on an electronic stove in an apartment in the Bronx. It's what happens. People bring their cultures here, right?
Starting point is 00:17:55 The Irish brought booze and drunkenness and then the Wasps were upset about that. You know, it's just what happens, you know? The blacks were brought here against their will, they brought their drum. A lot of good things come with the drum. Rock and roll was created. Things happened.
Starting point is 00:18:11 It's just, you know, pretty soon you're gonna see, you don't think you're gonna go to a hipster restaurant and see cat filet? It's gonna happen, dude. Hi, welcome to the Haitian Cafe, right next door to Ethiopian Cafe. We're both owned by white guys with wire glasses, who definitely are going to make the cuisine better because they always are like scientists.
Starting point is 00:18:38 I spent 17 years in Somalia learning about the cuisine. And so we have cherry coke. We have cherry coke, ox asshole, cherry coke infused ox asshole. Cheat with your hands. It's really good. Yeah. We got rabbit blood danishes for dessert. It's a Somali delicacy. And then you're going to go, hi, welcome to the Haitian cafe here in Springfield, Ohio.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Um, we have Mr. Whiskers, Mr. Whiskers, Mr. Whiskers satay. It's a mixture of Thai with a peanut sauce and cat. It's cat in a peanut sauce, a satay in Asian fusion, Haitian, French, escargot, cat feet, cat feet souffle. It's really good. It's with sriracha. French escargot cat feet, cat feet souffle. It's really good. It's with a srirachi. Srirachi makes its way in everything. And that's what it'll be.
Starting point is 00:19:32 So okay, there's one generation of guys hopping in your backyard and stealing your cat, but guess what? That cat was up to no good to begin with. They're killing birds, they're killing chipmunks, they're murderers, they're psychopaths. Thank God for the Haitians cleaning up the streets from these cats. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:19:47 There's too many street cats and they really hurt the local ecosystems. So I'm in support of these Haitian refugees. So thousands of Haitians arrived in Springfield since the pandemic. And residents have been pointing to an uptick in crime. What? Fucking coincidence. This is fucking bullshit. Mayhem and car crashes.
Starting point is 00:20:13 Hey, take it easy. Hey, you can call me a criminal, you can call me a cat murderer, but I'm a decent driver, okay? Where's my penis? I see what's going on in the streets and I see you guys sitting up there in comfy chairs and suits. I really challenge you guys to get out here and do something. Hey, take it easy Springfield resident. Take it easy, dude. But look at this ratio though.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah, just take it easy. Okay? It's your fault for only being able to afford Springfield, Ohio. You know, it is what it is. Okay, I see what's going on the streets. You're sitting in your comfy chairs, said Anthony Harris, 28. These Haitians are running into trash cans. They're running into buildings, they're flipping cars in the middle of the street, and I don't know how like y'all can be comfortable with this. I can tell you how we can be comfortable with it.
Starting point is 00:21:05 We're not there. It's called Safe Distance. It's the reason why women love true crime podcasts. Ooh, it's so tentilating and dramatic in my ear while I lay in bed and sip a nice hot cuckoo with my Simply Safe alarm on. Very nice. Lisa Hayes, 64 recounted an incident
Starting point is 00:21:29 where migrants were bullying her at a supermarket. They blocked her car and refused to let her pass through the aisle. You know she was being a bitch. You know those women in the supermarkets. I don't know about that one. I don't know what kind of label you put on this, she said. I would like to see them have some common respect.
Starting point is 00:21:48 You know what you wanted to say. You know what you wanted to say. You know what the label is. Resident Diana Daniels, I think Diana Daniels might have had a more politically correct response when she said cultural clashes Countries are defined by their cultures and their language not color
Starting point is 00:22:12 Said Diana Daniels and she was like wait. This is for NPR, right? When folks stand up here and describe what is happening to them, they are often painted with a broad brush of racism But that has nothing to do with it shame on you. She told city leadership and describe what is happening to them. They are often pinned with a broad brush of racism, but that has nothing to do with it. Shame on you, she told city leadership. Okay, so that's the yeah, it's a cultural clash. So they're not this is happening. This is something that is happening. Here's another little lady. Look at me. I weigh 90, 95 pounds. I couldn't defend myself if I had to pack and move. Well, listen, lady, you got an eating disorder. Deal with it, okay?
Starting point is 00:22:53 Listen, lady, maybe Ozempic wasn't a good idea. Because if you think for one second I buy that there's a woman who's organically 95 pounds in America, you got another thing coming, especially not in a major city This is ozempic or a hardcore eating disorder. I Don't think she's eating at just salad every day in Springfield, Ohio Is this Ohio?
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah, all right. So there's Venezuelans in Colorado. There's Haitians in All right, so there's Venezuelans in Colorado, there's Haitians in Springfield, Ohio. Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, in Colorado, there's the Venezuelans, there's Cookie Monster's there. And then in New York, we got just a hodgepodge of migrants. We got everything. And there's an uptick of crime in Central Park. Who goes to Central Park anymore?
Starting point is 00:23:44 Who wants to sit and see that beautiful backdrop of all the buildings behind them? Ohio police have no credible reports of Haitian immigrants harming pets, contradicting JD Vance's claim. So we just don't know, according to NBC News. I think people are just making it up. We don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Cause JD Vance is saying they've had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn't be in the country. So what were you just reading where the commissioner in Springfield was talking? That was Fox? Let me see a picture where I want proof that she lives there. Cause according to NBC, it's just not happening. Go down, Springfield, okay, go back up, go back up. Okay, here's this resident complains about massive influx
Starting point is 00:24:33 and she was the one being nice about it. Yeah, these are all the residents that are complaining. So these are residents. Oh, there's a black resident complaining about it. Who do we believe, NBC or the residents? There's no evidence. By the way, after our Patreon episode, patreon.com slash Yanis Papasour,
Starting point is 00:24:56 it's definitely the best bonus channel on the internet for sure as far as comedy goes. You mark my word for it. For five, $5 a month, a buck and five quarters a week, you get an additional episode every week. We did our Patreon episode, and at that time, we were reading news that there was no credible evidence that Venezuelans had taken over apartment complex.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Then it came out that it was true afterwards. Did you read that? I think it's the consensus now that it actually is true. They are doing some extortion, taking over, whole things. I joked on the Patreon, I think I said, it's not the whole building, it's just quarter of it or half. It's not the whole building.
Starting point is 00:25:40 But it turns out it is happening, right? That's the consensus that's true. Has NPR agreed yet? Because NPR was saying there's no evidence of it. Just like NBC is saying there's no evidence of it. It hasn't happened. Not once. Not once. It's like that's what a lot of these mainstreams do now. And they just fuel the conspiracies. They're just as much responsible for vaccine conspiracies as I think they are like directly responsible in a way because what they do is they deny any risk. They deny any person who might be harmed or shouldn't have maybe needed to get another one. They just don't acknowledge it. And then that just fuels a
Starting point is 00:26:25 comparison. So it could very well may be that it mitigated the pandemic. It was overwhelmingly safe. That could well be. It's probable considering people are still walking around. But there was probably more risk than they let on. And it was probably more people harmed than should have been. And those people's stories are probably finding hard to get on NBC so they have to resort to going to The internet once we're just having conversations, what's up with that? Oh, oh! It's a mess. But that's really the dynamic, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:27:08 The mainstream media pretend, anything that's inconvenient to a political point that they're trying to tell, they ignore, and then the internet overreacts in the other way, saying because they're doing this, it's gotta be this massive thing. They took the time to attack JD Vance. I mean, they went all political.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Oh, let's just, yeah. I mean, let's just, let's go all political. This is about JD Vance. It's about JD Vance. Ohio police, no credible reports. Which police officer? Which one? Which one?
Starting point is 00:27:41 Is it, can we see another, is there someone, is this happening? Is it happening or is it just fun fodder on Axe? Ohio City, PBS, Ohio City with Haitian migrants influx thrust into political spotlight. This is a political issue. NPR, JD Vans spreads debunked claims about Haitian migrants eating cats. Regarding Republican spread baseless slurs about cat eating migrants. Biden administration condemns dangerous conspiracy theory about Haitian immigrants. New York Times how an Ohio town landed in the middle of an immigration debate. This is all election. This is we're so fucked. And then Fox, Ohio residents in small town erect because fuck Mr. Whiskers is missing.
Starting point is 00:28:36 We don't know. Is it true? It made for good comedy. Is it true? I did see some videos of some, I saw videos and here's the thing, this is the whole thing. This is what the news, you know, this is what the news and people on the internet do, right? Or bots or whoever they are, fake accounts or just severely mentally handicapped, manipulated people do. Is they go, what you, this is what they do. This is what everyone's doing right now. What you saw with your own eyes isn't true. And that, I'm not saying this to be
Starting point is 00:29:15 a spineless middle grounder. I'm saying it because it happens across the fucking spectrum and I don't wanna be involved in your fucking gaslighting game. I saw a video of a fucking migrant with a goose or at the beach and they're like we're gonna eat it. They're talking. I saw it. I saw them doing it. It's not beyond common sense to think that these people who come from another country don't
Starting point is 00:29:41 speak the language, can't necessarily find jobs, may need to resort to, you know, some of the cultures of their old country that are fine in their old country, but are a little shocking to people who shop at Stop and Shop. That might be a little shocking to someone who pushes a cart around at Stop and Shop. Or dare I say Trader Joe's. It may be a little shocking to see someone take a seagull and throw it on an open fire in Rockaway Beach. That might be a little shocking, right? And I think we may be seeing a little bit of that going on. But that's what's going on now is full gaslighting, right pull up the tweet you pull up the tweet right you pull up the tweet by the way um just not I want to go back and I don't
Starting point is 00:30:30 want to get back into Darrell Cooper we were just letting him tell just listening to him okay so fine fine okay he thinks the widening of the war was you know and things need to be reexamined but I don't understand what about free speech I don't get it I don't understand. What about free speech? I don't get it. I don't understand. Why is everyone who's anti-woke all of a sudden woke? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Starting point is 00:30:54 But yeah, I found a Daryl Cooper tweet that he stole. He stole from someone else. That Heaven tweet? Which one? Remember the one where he goes, I don't know how to tell the good news to, I don't know. I don't know how to tell the bad news that Hitler's not in hell. He actually took that. He stole it from someone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:12 And someone before the, before he came out with the interview, someone actually complimented the person who wrote it and said, look, look, man, um, Darrell Cooper took your tweet like as if it was like, you know, like you should be happy. Yeah, and I just tweeted it. And on Elon's, on Elon's ex, it didn't get much traction.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I don't know what's going on. But I just tweeted it with a great joke saying, aren't historians supposed to cite their sources? Here it is right here, a screen grab from, you can look it up yourself on my Twitter or anywhere else, if you do follow me, because that's what it's about. This is all to get you. Trump shooter in hell asking where Hitler is
Starting point is 00:31:55 and the rest of the dead Antifa homos are going to have to break the news to him. So that was the tweet. And then, so this guy pwned, congrats, Martyr May just copied your tweet, "'almost verbatim.'" And he posted this on 7-14-2024. So it was before Darrell Cooper was like,
Starting point is 00:32:15 he was just known by the people who really wanna get the true history. He was into the, to that, at that point, he was into those, you know, the theorists who were on, who were on acts, just, you know, the utopian theorists, just fucking drumming up that freshman college, political and economic ideology conversation,
Starting point is 00:32:38 those people and Nazis, or people who think, you know, maybe Hitler was okay because we're translating his speech speeches in English And he made some good points and that's the thing about a guy like Hitler is you can take what he says at face value He's not a guy who says one thing and does another that's not What he did when he invaded Poland and he said they invaded us and anybody he's a guy who whatever is he saying? You can you know, you can always, it's always, he's a guy who's on the level is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:33:11 He's an on the level guy you can trust with what he says. Anyway, that's a whole nother thing. But yeah, so it was one of those unfortunate things about the internet is forever, especially if you come out and you blame World War II's atrocities on Churchill, someone's gonna screen grab that. Someone got it. There it is. You see it with your own eyes, right? Am I misinterpreting anything there? Can you gaslight me on that? Is that not a stolen tweet?
Starting point is 00:33:40 Well, that's a stolen tweet. It looks like a stolen tweet. He softened it a little bit. I mean, he changed a word or two. A lot of comics will do that. He took out homos. He took out homos. But I mean I'm just asking him. I just, you know, but so my point is that's what everyone does now. I saw migrants fucking grabbing geese and going and eating them. I'm sure there's Haitians eating cats. There'll be a video of it. But NBC will just tell you it's not happening. The same way people who love RFK will say, he didn't mean that. He didn't mean that there's overwhelming evidence that shows that the
Starting point is 00:34:19 virus only targets white and blacks. He didn't mean that it doesn't target, he didn't mean it doesn't target Chinese and Jews. He didn't mean that, you know, because I like a whole bunch of other things he said and you're ruining my fucking beliefs, Yanni Sta- he didn't say it, he didn't mean it. And I'm going, I just watched him, the words just, I saw the whole clip So whatever you want to make of it. He said it right? He kind of did say it. It's the same thing with darrell cooper thing. You're going And you're going I watched it
Starting point is 00:35:00 I I were are we stoop? I mean like Are we stoop? I mean like, it's a real gaslighting kind of era right now. It's like look, you're getting in the way of dunks. People want to dunk and people want to launch vitriol at each other. They want to roast each other and you're getting in the way of me extolling my hero. And I understand, don't get me wrong, I understand. A lot of people wanna believe in RFK because he was the alternative candidate,
Starting point is 00:35:30 he cares about the environment, whatever. I don't know, right? They don't wanna hear the other stuff. So I get it, once you already develop an affinity for someone and you go, this is the guy who seems the least cantankerous, I just wanna duck from the people who are gonna call me pretentious.
Starting point is 00:35:50 I get it, you like the guy, but he did chop off a whale head with his, I mean, he does, he's a wild boy. He did murder a bear or not murder a bear, we don't know. Maybe he did, I don't know, we're asking questions. But he did take a bear carcass and he put it in so I mean those are His decision-making skills. He did do it. He did do it So I don't know. I don't know what's going on and I could think I know you're gonna get upset on the right
Starting point is 00:36:18 I apologize. I know I can think of okay. Give me all your examples right there Just put them in of on the left They do the same I mean, I'm just my point is not I know you want to do the same thing the news does right now and just put This into a political filter. I'm just saying across the board. I see a lot of gas lighting because people want their fucking heroes right now because Everyone feels like nobody is behind the wheel. And there's truth to that.
Starting point is 00:36:49 So it's a scary time. So everyone wants to think this is the savior. Trump's the savior. Is he? Is he? Does he care about you a lot? Does he care about American people as much as he says he does? That's not the Trump we grew up with.
Starting point is 00:37:10 He seemed like he was very out for himself and loved publicity. I don't know. Is Biden the guy? The guy who hired, who looked the other way when his son was sitting on that Ukrainian energy board when he was vice president and in charge of that theater of the world. That seems a little strange. Is he the guy? Is Kamala Harris the savior because she's a woman and she has a woo?
Starting point is 00:37:38 I mean, no, this is all an indication and this is not me being safe, middle ground criticizing everyone. It's just true. Fuck, that's what it is, is fuck. They all are really fucking bad. I hate to say it, I know Obama was not born in this country, but when you watch him speak, you just get a feeling
Starting point is 00:38:04 like this guy's brain works. Okay? I'm sorry to say it, you hear Mitt Romney speak, you're like, these guys may be corrupt, they may have made mistakes, they may have bombed this shit, they may have done all, but you're going like, even if they're evil, their brains work. Kamala, she's just like, where's the teleprompter?
Starting point is 00:38:24 What do I say? How the fuck did I get here? How did this happen? How the fuck? I was the least popular candidate. How am I now going to be president? Biden's just up there going, and then you got Trump up there like a fifth grader, and then you get RFK who did heroin for most of his life. Is nobody else seeing the fuck? Are we so gaslit by these options
Starting point is 00:38:49 that we're just going fuck, dude, fuck. Dude, fuck. Remember when we used to call George W. Bush stupid? Didn't he at least complete an Ivy League education? I mean, I'm just asking questions here. I just see a bigger problem of the lowering of the standard of American exceptionalism. Personality expert predicts Kamala Harris will win debate against Donald Trump because that's what it's about now. because that's what it's about now.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Because that's what it's about. And we can thank Donnie T for that. It was always a little bit like that, right? Oh, Nixon looked horrible and since, since, a little bit. But there was, dude, it's like when we read that article on the Patreon from before the internet. Go back and read articles from before the internet.
Starting point is 00:39:50 They were much more nonpartisan and fact-based. Or just watch old debates. Or watch old debates, because that's what I was about to say. The old debates, how are you, sir? How's your wife? I mean, it was like, we're still Americans? I mean, dude, a bipartisan dinner party
Starting point is 00:40:06 was commonplace. Having friends. My mother was as much of a limousine liberal as you can get. She was like a commie, right? And with her Fendi shoes on, but like she had Republican, like nobody thought that way. Now it's like, you couldn't even, it's gotten so cantankerous. I'm just saying, this is a bigger problem.
Starting point is 00:40:34 This is a bigger problem that if you, if you pull out a little bit, what's it called helicopter view? You pull out a little bit, you just, I'm gonna do the whole, I just, I love his thing. I just, I'm just, I don't know. I'm gonna do the whole I just I love his thing. I just I'm just Huh Larry St. Clair? It's it's a valid question It's a valid question. Did did we do a Google search on who he was? It's a valid question It's always Obama's smoke crack. I mean what I
Starting point is 00:41:01 Believe the guy I mean, I'm just asking questions here I believe the guy. I mean, I'm just asking questions here. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. With his Amadeus laugh. If you haven't seen the movie, you don't get that reference. The internet, just throw it out there. So, Helicopter View, it is, it's an erosion of standards.
Starting point is 00:41:23 It's an erosion of standards, It's an erosion of standards, kicked off by our need for fame and money. America is just increasingly for sale. We're all for sale. You know what the first thing my agent said to me? We were talking about, Mr. Good old Tim Pool, who Russia loves,
Starting point is 00:41:44 with, from Moscow, with love. I retweeted a compilation of all the times he said we're in a civil war and it's extensive. So he may not have known where the money was coming from, but if Russia loves your content, what does that say about your content? Remember I said last episode, it's the tone that always gives it away from me? It really is the tone. And a lot of times, Jesse pointed out, that happens, and I think we pointed out,
Starting point is 00:42:12 I pointed out as well, that I think that happens a lot of time because of what the algorithm rewards. So you do, you can see a lot of people doing really bottom-feeding kind of shit content. They may rationalize to themselves that they're doing some high art or whatever, but that's so they can look at themselves in the morning. But deep down or not even that deep, they know it's just garbage. You know, it's just garbage. It's all like below prank level
Starting point is 00:42:37 comedy garbage. And but it worked in the algorithm for whatever reason. Car crash effect, people like bottlenecking for car crashes. It's the lowest form of shit that has taken over this culture, right? So let's just, let's make no mistake about that. That's what's going on. And often I think it will be revealed, and I believe this 100% this is just the tip of the iceberg that Russian and Chinese bots and farms of
Starting point is 00:43:10 Clickers are all on the internet juicing otherwise naive content creators and rewarding the most angry the most Polarizing of their content. I think we might find out that the Chinese and Russian money, known and unknown, has boosted the political commentary boom much the same way it boosted the real estate boom. People go, well, how is that real estate, who has all this money? I don't know, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Which governments have a lot of money because they steal it all from their people and then they want to spend it on being number one in the world and getting in all over the world and buying real estate all over the world. How does that happen? How does that happen? How does it happen?
Starting point is 00:43:59 So the algorithm is naive, it just sees the numbers. So what I would do if I was a former KGB officer and a very smart evil man or a communist who wanted to be number one is I would get in there, I would get in there and use freedom against, we don't believe in freedom, we believe in authoritarianism, we think it's a better system and I'll show you why and I will show you why you get in there and watch these people tear each other apart for attention because make no mistake when anyone posts they're doing it for one reason and one reason only make no mistake about this it's for attention
Starting point is 00:44:42 whatever they're putting they want to be seen. That's what they're doing. They want attention. Our culture, the American culture, has always been about fame and money. Social media sites got us hooked on the fame heroin drug. And then China said, let's copy that. Like they do with everything, right? You know how our companies go to China and they steal our manufacturing and then they make their own and they canal street that shit?
Starting point is 00:45:17 That's exactly what they did with TikTok. And they gave us their synthetic fame heroin. It is fame fentanyl. Why is that? That's what's going on. That's what's going on. So a lot of these people aren't even aware that they're being juiced, but I think they're most, you know, they're most, they're, they're being juiced, but I think they're most, they're most vitriolic, they're most derisive, they're most angry, they're most polarizing posts, sometimes they're probably being inauthentically juiced by people who go, let's get that. And so the algorithm just picks up on the numbers, right?
Starting point is 00:46:00 It's the algorithm, and then other people are being manipulated into it. And these people, they don't understand. We were conditioned from birth to be manipulated by advertisers. That's our culture. Okay. We were, we're a people that's easily manipulated by marketing techniques. Um, if something's visible, it might, you ever do, you know, those experiments
Starting point is 00:46:20 people do when they have someone and they follow them around with a bunch of cameras and everyone starts taking pictures of the person because they just go, he must be famous. I mean, it's just that easy, right? It's just that easy. So, the internet is a real shadowy place where you don't really know what's going on and I think a lot of these people,
Starting point is 00:46:39 I think genuinely didn't know that Russia or China or both was behind them. They didn't know. But I think they may look in the mirror now and be like, what was it about my content that they loved? And they just, all they care about is this is working. So everyone searches for something to work no matter how low it is, right? Try this, can't compete over there, not good enough.
Starting point is 00:47:04 I'm not smart enough, I'm not informed enough, I'm not smart enough, I'm not informed enough, I'm not experienced enough, I'm not funny enough. I can't do the real, let me try this. Ooh, ooh, destruction worked. Let me double down. Let me do it again and again and again and again and ram it down your fucking throat. Like power slap.
Starting point is 00:47:26 Everyone knows power slap. Not because they're watching it or it's great, but because you just fucking repeat it over and over and over again. Advertising is hijacked art to just get your brain, get in your, it's brain rape. And so that's what they've been doing. And I think we're at the tip of the iceberg.
Starting point is 00:47:51 And of course this will be viewed in an election year, through political. And China and Russia will be like this, with a Nancy Pelosi clap. Because the wound is too deep now. To undo this, it's too deep. And the way Russia and China are able to continue to benefit from this is social media greed.
Starting point is 00:48:17 They love the engagement that it provides. They love the numbers it provides even though it's not real. They get to go to their boards and say, look at all the people on here and people are they really shut up They're fucking engaging. They're talking they gotta be real. It's gotta be fucking this many people look at our own metrics Then they go to their advertisers and go look at this engaged audience. Don't you want to sell a moral? Burger King whopper here Right, you guys are moral company. You have commercials you work with the system. You're not killing anyone Don't you want to sell a moral Burger King Whopper here? Right? You guys are a moral company. You have commercials. You work with the system. You're not killing anyone. You're not doing any harm
Starting point is 00:48:54 Don't you want to do that? So They're using our freedom and our weaknesses against us and they are using Our thirst and addiction for attention against us and that's's just what they're doing. And they're in the shadows. And it'll be a political issue, which shows you how far we are deep down this rabbit hole, is because the right's just gonna go, here's another Russia gate. And the left's gonna go, see?
Starting point is 00:49:19 They're going for one side, but here's the truth. Kathy Hockels, fucking one of her top aides, is a Chinese spy. And you look at her going, DEI inclusion, DEI, DEI. Black Lives Matter's biggest Facebook account was supposedly just some guy in Australia. Okay, whatever, maybe one guy slipped through, but maybe there's more to the story, right?
Starting point is 00:49:47 That whole video of the guy beating his drum and the young kid in the MAGA hat, do you remember that? Where that kid made hundreds of thousands of dollars when he sued all the media outlets? Millions. But that part didn't get a lot of news coverage, right? It was an edited video and it came from an account, I think, in Brazil. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:50:10 So former aide to Governor Hokel secretly worked for the Chinese government. So people are watching this going, Yanni, because your brain is fucking mush. Don't get me wrong, it was mush to begin with. But now it's fucking mashed potatoes with gravy. So say what you want. Yanni will be vindicated right on all this shit. And I already am.
Starting point is 00:50:36 You know, I take pride in the fact that I was blocked by Dave Rubin and Candace Owens a long time ago. And I remember Tim Dillon was like, what do you say to them? It's like, they're fucking full of shit. One of them was like a liberal, she didn't even go to a good school. Like, who the fuck was this chick? A hot young liberal who did the switch
Starting point is 00:50:54 and got some attention when the culture started to shift. And who was the other guy? Probably the worst comedian you've ever seen hold a microphone. And then he became a gay Republican. Not a lot of those. Gotta listen to him. Stand out. Be somebody. you've ever seen hold a microphone and then he became a gay Republican not a lot of those gotta listen to him stand out be somebody mark it you're fucking Ronald McDonald you're the gay guy who wants to put gays in camps there's not
Starting point is 00:51:16 that's a fucking you're gonna that's people gonna listen because even if if you're on the right you're going even this gay guy says we got to do family values a good grift so I take pride in fact I was blocked by those two along If you're on the right, you're going, even this gay guy says we gotta do family values. A good grift. So I take pride in the fact that I was blocked by those two a long time ago. Now that one of them saying Hitler was a swell guy, and the other one was unwittingly working for the Russians. Allegedly.
Starting point is 00:51:40 It's just an indictment, right? This could all be wrong, but come on. We know what's going on. That chick ain't saying much. What's her name what's going on. That chick ain't saying much. What's her name, Lauren Chen or whatever? She ain't saying much. She ain't saying, they wouldn't have like, okay, maybe they would have released it for the election,
Starting point is 00:51:53 that's what you're saying. I don't think Tim Poole's gonna sway the election. I think, I don't know. Do you hear the money these guys were getting? The money. Ha. It's really hard to break through people's political filters.
Starting point is 00:52:11 A lot of people don't have street smarts. If someone is paying you, if some company, some production company says, hey, we wanna give you $100,000 a week, or 400 grand a month, or however you wanna break it down, you're going, is it, I'm worth that? And then they're going, yeah, yeah you are. Yeah you are, whoo.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I mean, the amount of money makes you go, and they're just going like, we love what you're doing. Keep doing, you know, did they know, did they not know? Even if you don't know, you kinda do do know a little bit right, like subconsciously, you know the subconscious works. The subconscious isn't the rational brain. The subconscious is kind of like, this is what's working for whatever reason.
Starting point is 00:52:54 And that's what manipulators tap into, is your subconscious. They're breaking your brain, that's what the CIA does, that's what intelligence agencies do, that's what they do. You don't know who you're working for, but you are. It's all psychological. They know more about the brain than psychiatrists, intelligence agents, and it's all true shit.
Starting point is 00:53:16 All you gotta do is listen to that guy with the long hair who just talks about all the CIA secrets. You're like, who is this guy? You see him all over the internet? To be honest, he's like fucking says really smart shit. And that's the thing, my skepticism is like, who is this guy and why is he allowed to just talk about the CIA and their methods like this?
Starting point is 00:53:36 That's the skeptical part. I'm going, who's putting them up to that? How's he able to do that? But then I'm going like, hey, it's America. And then the other side, I don't get any much red flags because he's fucking nails it. He says a lot of shit where I'm going like, hey, it's America. And then the other side, I don't get any much red flags because he fucking nails it. He says a lot of shit where I'm going like, this guy's like kind of saying some smart shit.
Starting point is 00:53:52 You ever see the guy with the long curly hair? He's like missing a tooth. He's some CIA guy. He's all over TikTok. He's all over everything. And then he's teaching some course. So I don't know what to make of anything. By the way, there's a Andrew Tate documentary coming out.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Doesn't look good. I'll just say that. I saw a clip of his audio going, how did you like it when I raped you? You didn't go unconscious. And then the ladies in the shadows going like, I went unconscious and it doesn't look good. I think it's the BBC's doing it.
Starting point is 00:54:25 And that's one of those things, you hear him, it's like him, and then people are gonna go, it was edited out of context. Maybe it was, maybe, I don't know. I'm just trying, I'm just asking questions. But I'm just saying it doesn't look good. We'll find out, I look forward to seeing it. We're not seeing it, depending on what I'm doing that night.
Starting point is 00:54:40 But it sounds like there's a pretty damning documentary coming, I don't even think those work anymore. I just think people are on the team. They're making people into superheroes or villains and we're just in a two-dimensional world and that's just what it is and that's fine. It's just fine. It's fine. Dude, once they started coming after comics like that's what authoritarians do.
Starting point is 00:55:05 I was like, we're in deep trouble. From whatever side you come from, you come after comics. It's intimidation, that's force. Those are the people who ask these questions, make jokes about them, connect to people through humor. And like, you're just going, this is what authoritarians do.
Starting point is 00:55:23 You know who loves to go off to comics? Hitler didn't like comedy about him He didn't like Charlie Chaplin at all. He didn't like that. He didn't like him mocking him remember that he didn't like that You think you think it all would be like great. I was fucking Dead on I Think you like that and those are people in positions of power when positions of power Start coming after comedians you're going like this culture is starting to get very Sick and we are here. I am doing it here. I am doing it. We're gonna In the fascist now, I'm more in the Christian. I told it. Did you see Russell Brang it down on his knees?
Starting point is 00:55:57 So they up He's a God-fearing man now. Oh Speaking to you know, God-fearing man probably pulling in about what, 100k for that speaking engagement? Oh, dunk! Hey, is it, hey look, all these women are coming after you because you were less than cool when you were on drugs and you were famous. I think it's a great, you know, the great thing about Christians is they forgive and
Starting point is 00:56:22 they don't ask a lot of questions and you're just forgiven. So good move. Pull the old Candice Owen switcheroo. I went from the fucking every nihilistic let's fuck yet to I'm a born again Christian now pulling in a sweet fucking fee with my man talker. Dude, a newscaster and a formerly mainstream comedian are touring together doing arenas and also so is a Canadian psychologist doing arenas. People have a big appetite to hear what everyone's got to say and they don't know who to believe. He got baptized after his sexual assault allegations. I forgive.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I also, here's another good one. If you care a lot, if you care a real, real lot about what's going on with Russell Brand or any of this stuff I'm saying, like too much, how much time are you spending on the internet and what's your real life look like? If you got 50 hours to listen to Darrell Cooper, what's your real life look like?
Starting point is 00:57:43 Is it good? Can it be good? I don't know. Seems like Elon Musk has plenty of time to tweet, which is confusing, because he's the busiest man. Is that him, or is he paying some 20 year old kid on Adderall to just go for it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:59 It really seems like a 20 year old kid on Adderall. He responds to, he's like in the comments. I mean, the guy's everywhere. For a guy who's got a really hefty schedule, has problems in Brazil, I mean he's fucking global, how many companies he's got, he's like on Twitter a fucking lot, I'm concerned for his mental health, if that's him, but I don't think it's him.
Starting point is 00:58:22 I don't think it's him. That's the fun thing about the internet too is you see people talking to people who aren't there. You know, like I just pay a kid, everywhere, I'm just done. Fucking internet is just not a real place and it's making everyone crazy. So people just talking to people who aren't there
Starting point is 00:58:40 and that's funny in and of itself. But it is driving people crazy. It's a little bit too much chaos. I think the only way you fix the internet is everyone has to be like a verified user. You can have your dark shit, I don't know. If you wanna go on, you can have that place where, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:02 But the problem is, is it facilitates like criminal conspiracy and human trafficking and criminal organizations hiding their money in crypto and all this shit, which has been great for the law enforcement arm. They've, they've grown that that's like, I'd say it's not nation, it's, it's bubbling now, but it's going to become like, it's like getting like a lot of money is getting poured into like cybersecurity and like, because there's so become like, it's like getting like a lot of money is getting poured into like cyber security and like, because there's so much of that going on. Because people have found all these loopholes
Starting point is 00:59:29 to fucking do shit. The good news about that for the law enforcement is it's like all fucking traceable. Once you fucking, once you tap a key, you're, you know. But, but I don't know if you can have a healthy internet with you don't know who people are, right? Why is it in real life that if someone doesn't have ID, everyone is on board with like, you can't do that, right?
Starting point is 00:59:51 You can't just be like completely, like you can't do that. People are up in arms about people still wearing masks. You can vote. Huh? You can vote. Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, that can't be either. That just can't be. We have to kind of get over this paranoia
Starting point is 01:00:06 of authoritarianism, like some things, you just like, you gotta go, not everything's gonna lead to like totalitarian dictatorship if you have a valid ID. You gotta, you need a valid ID to get on a plane. Why don't you have a valid ID? I don't know. Maybe it's security concerns about people stealing your shit. I'm not getting into it. I'm not smart enough
Starting point is 01:00:28 I'm just saying it's a problem. I'm not saying I have the solution I'm just saying it's a problem that people can have multiple accounts and Fucking the whole world could get in there and VPNs and you don't know it's a problem But I also see like people want to be anonymous to I they want to look at porn and they don't want people to know So that's probably the real concern. It's like look I don't want you to know what I'm looking at So that's probably why the people who are really against that they're probably like I don't want anyone over my porn histories I mean look I don't have the solutions itself for debate
Starting point is 01:00:56 But I do know that it has facilitated a big problem online with a lot of you know when you when you do helicopter view of some of the global problems and Criminal conspiracies and human trafficking, it really has helped. I mean, let's be honest, Telegram has helped those people as well. They've helped pro-democracy protesters, that's great, I guess, I don't know too much about it,
Starting point is 01:01:17 but it has really helped criminals to conspire in their private little rooms, up to 200,000 people. Who the fuck is getting 200,000 people to talk about chess? But anyway, I don't know. These are challenging issues for our time. It's a new technology. Humanity is right on cue. A new great technology came along.
Starting point is 01:01:39 It was great for a couple of years until everyone realized what they can do with it for bad reasons, that's what humans do. So same old story, same new technology, I mean new technology, same old story. Maybe the name of the episode, I don't know. But, what advice can I give you? Stay, stay woke. Just, no, you know what it really is?
Starting point is 01:02:10 Keep your empathy, keep your sense of humor, because like my dad said, anything too stiff snaps. And that's what he would say. So he would say, John, stay loose like a goose, because anything too stiff snaps. And's what he would say. So he would say, John, stay loose like a goose, because anything too stiff snaps. And sense of humor for me has always been a hint from the beyond.
Starting point is 01:02:33 God was always found for me in laughter and orgasms, but laughter, I mean, coming's great. Every time I come I'm like, Jesus is close. But laughter, it's a hint from the beyond. Never lose your sense of humor, stay loose like a goose, and have fun, and like the great Patrice O'Neill said, have your opinions, but don't let your opinions have you. Rest in peace.
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