Yannis Pappas Hour - Just a Trolling the Libs Party

Episode Date: September 3, 2022

Mikhail Gorbachev is dead and it’s the end of an era that’s back again. Find out why he was the Joe Colombo of Russia—according to Putin. Is Novak Djokovic treated unfairly by the tennis world because he wasn’t born rich? Would Federer or Nadal be prevented from playing in the US open? Los Angeles & Washington DC used to work together to create propaganda shows like Saved By The Bell, I’m telling you. It was a golden age of great America propaganda shows. And finally, what a conversation with one of Andrew Tate’s girls must be like!SponsorsDad grasshttps://dadgrass.com/pages/FUMES?utm_source=paragon_fumes&utm_medium=podcast_sponsorship&utm_campaign=fumesWatch Yanni’s stand up special https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes every week https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for podcast highlight clips https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwhttps://www.carolines.com/events/talent-harris-jr/Longdays is your news show that’s not news. Come cheat on your beliefs with a delicious maniac. New episodes every Saturday and new bonus every Saturday on Patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up everybody? Welcome to the show. What a week it has been right now. Mississippi is without drinking water. So freaking cold spring water is sending a whole bunch of bottles down there to Mississippi to take care of the situation. You can bathe with it and guess what? It stays freaking cold. You could also use it to brush guess what? It stays freaking cold. You could also use it to brush your teeth,

and it stays freaking cold. Freaking cold mountain spring water to the rescue. Hearts out to Mississippi people, a lot of which said, what, there's a thing called a shower? And they said, yeah, Jackson, it doesn't work. And they go, oh man, maybe I should get one of those installed. Jordan Peterson, a video that I found, I don't know if this is in the news,

but we're going to have some fun with it, is unsure whether he's a religious prophet or not. We'll just watch the video. I don't know if I have many jokes on that. That's one of those that you just call can't add comedy to comedy. So stick around to watch that video. Also, Lindsey Graham responsibly said there'll be riots in the street if Trump is indicted. Also, Biden responsibly said that people who support MAGA are semi-fascist. I didn't know you can be semi-fascist I knew you could be semi-pro meaning that you haven't made the big leagues

But you're playing in some sort of intramural slash league that gives you a paycheck. I didn't know you could be semi-fascist. I Don't know how Was fascist is one of those things that you either are or you're not right? Have you ever met anyone who's semi-fascist? You're at a party with someone and you're like, hey, listen, Hitler wasn't all wrong, and the part that I don't think he was wrong about was the oven stuff. And you go, guy's semi-fascist because he was okay with some of the other stuff.

We'll get into that. But also, highly responsible to be saying that as president. But also, I want to give him credit because it was absolutely audible, that part. And I definitely heard all the... There were spaces between the words and I heard them all. So that was good. But there was also points in that speech where, you know, come on, man!

Novak Djokovic, who probably would have won the U.S. Open, definitely the favorite if he was allowed to play, will not be attending this U.S. Open because of the United States vaccine policies, I guess, on immigrants coming in. We do not support that decision, okay? Because the vaccines cause Illuminati cancer. No, we just don't support this decision

because it's fucking stupid, okay? The guy's fucking, all right? It's like Omicron now, all right? You get a fucking head cold and you walk it off. I don't even, you just lie to people now, okay? You don't even tell people, all right? I've had COVID 14 times at this point. I already got the vax up the ass.

There's another vax out. Stick around because I know that's an issue we can all agree on. Also, there's some trouble in Greece. Some people are listening to other people's conversations, and they're hacking journalists with spyware and also political opponents. And it looks like there's going to be an investigation. This is good news for Greece, I believe. Just as good news.

If it doesn't have to do with $29,000 frappes on Mykonos or it doesn't have to do with the whole country collapsing because of a shadow economy and cash. I think this is what you call a feel-good story out of Greece. A little spying on each other. Big fucking deal. As long as the word Golden Dawn is not in the Greek story, Golden Dawn is the Nazi party in Greece,

and I think they have a couple of parliament seats, or they used to. As long as I don't hear Golden Dawn, Greek recession, or $27,000 frat pay. I'm in a good place with my people. So that's also what's going on. Also, we're going to take a look at a little video at the US Open.

It was a very tennis-heavy episode where a young 16-year-old player won her match and her father and her coach had a very Crystalia-like way to say congratulations. This is Long Days, and let's find out what's the Dulles. Everyone's too sensitive now. I mean, really, you can't make jokes or anything. You know? I mean, what, you can't make jokes or anything, you know?

I mean, what do you want me to do? Everyone should be able to make jokes about everyone else. It's part of the deal, all right? Last episode, I had a big rant about Jerry Seinfeld. I have the clip ready. I'm just scared to release the clip, but it's just jokes, okay? And I'm going to release the clip. If you listened to last week's episode, I'm just joking jokes okay and i'm gonna release the clip if you listen to last week episode i'm just joking okay i'm joking i you know he's an absolute legend and it's just a joke

so i will release the clip but i am a little scared to to be honest with you which is weird considering some of the clips that i have released including the ann hayes one that i just released with the ann hayes joke in it um well we'll start with something that was not in the intro. We're joined, as always, by Jared Harvard, Justin Scudoro. Join the Patreon, as always, patreon.com slash yannilongdays. Also, I will be at Uncle Vinny's September 9th and 10th. There's tickets left for September 9th. September 10th is sold out.

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It's really fun over there. We're having a great time. Those episodes are some of the funniest, and you need to be there. Support the show. Stop being a freeloader, okay? What are you? Are you a commie?

Don't be a commie. Be a paying customer to Long Days University where I will teach you how to score an absolutely hot babe and be able to get yourself the coolest Jordans of all time, my friend. So come over to Long Days University. Should we start a Long Days University?

I think so. Yeah. I think so. Where I could just do different voices as the different teachers so i'll say okay now we're gonna learn about joke writing and it's like hello my name is dr potipo i'm a big i'm a big comedian over in india and then just do different voices then we go over to bank planning and I'm like hey how you doing this is Todd I'm Giannis is I yeah I'm so happy Giannis asked me to join LogDays University I'm going to

teach you guys how to check on your bank account open your app and take a peek do you feel like a baller do you feel like a baller okay it's important to feel like a baller? Okay, it's important to feel like a baller. Derek could teach networking. Yeah, what's up, brother? It's Derek down here. We're going to teach you how to maintain your contacts, brother. Just say hello to people and have people say hello. There's a lot of people making a lot of money telling people just to do stuff that would otherwise be considered

very common sense when you look at some of these people on the internet who are making a lot of money with their content which is a character piece apparently um if it was another era you'd be like what okay yeah i get it you know go to the gym you know make sure i'm healthy you need to eat right that sounds like pretty good advice and um yeah i'm not sure if i need a bugatti but i'll definitely get a car yeah what else you want me to do okay no i'm not interested in the 10 hoes that's a headache um because i imagine if your 10 hoes are probably not quality women okay i just i i assume they're not quality i assume whatever increases in quantity decreases in quality i bet you if i went on andrew tate's yacht and i tried to have a conversation with the 15 romanian teenagers that he pimps out in front of cams

i guarantee you none of them have attended an accredited university. I bet you not one of them goes, yeah, I went to SUNY Purchase. I bet you not one of them goes, hey, do you want to talk about some of the zoological ramifications of climate change? Yeah, those girls look like they're definitely Harvard graduates. Yeah. Yeah, those girls look like they're definitely Harvard graduates. So what I would say, my school would just be Long Days University. I'd say, hey, whatever increases in quantity decreases in quality.

Like a Thomas King Kane. Yeah, I mean, those girls. You think you could have a great conversation with those girls? No. Jess, do you want to sit down and join a book club? Would you be in a book club with these girls? Oh yeah, definitely 100% You just go, yeah, yeah

And they'd be like If you start a book club with these girls The first thing you put on the book list is Winnie the Pooh Maybe a little Garfield Yeah, make a nice shit Yeah, right Ladies who read A couple of comic books

hold up a second there's some honey and a bear wants to get it yeah it's like really crazy it's complicated right it's totally complicated yeah it's fucking crazy yeah advanced reading for them is dr seuss yeah dr seuss would be challenging we'd be like whoa whoa we're gonna dr seuss is year four so he's rhyming right now yeah we're gonna build up to dr seuss but first we got to go through every single bubble guppies episode transcribed i like the book but how they get the cat to wear the hat? That's a difficult one for me as well. It's difficult. Oh, my God.

Tatey, come rescue me. My brain hurt. I need a strawberry and a glass of champagne. You sleep with them girls. Your wallet's going to be missing in the morning. Every single photo I see of Andrew Tate on a jet, it smells like cologne and carpet cleaner. Yeah.

I just imagine it's just, you know, they're always wearing like sockless shoes and there's always a carpet that's, you know, meticulously cleaned. And there's always a plate of strawberries. Why do private jets have strawberries on them? Is that like a very like baller fruit? Strawberries? Yeah. You know, I guess, yeah yeah it's like something classy about strawberries you can't just roll onto a jet and there's just like uh a honeydew melon with a knife yeah and you go help yourself you don't

have to touch the actual strawberry because you can touch the stem oh that's what it is you just touch the poor strawberry the poor bourgeoisie strawberry you don't have to touch it right so it is kind of like a high class fruit because you can it's a three finger grab and you just the way you eat it is very and then you just flick it and discard it away like you're taxes yeah or like people like fucking plebeians there's probably some freudian unconscious truth to that probably because strawberries really are the like those are the ones that get covered in chocolate like you could technically cover a blackberry in chocolate but you'd have to pop it in like a raisinette

like you're at the movies that's not a sexy look but picking something up by like it's yeah by it's bag ass good word gets and just going

and then just throwing it like that just like the mexicans that pick it you discard it you discard them disregard it that makes sense so strawberry is like a very bourgeois yeah it's very bourgeois it's also a valentine's day cliche yeah but there's a reason they picked strawberry there's got to be a reason it's well in a champagne glass yeah grapes grapes are like about like power and gluttony right because you're laying down and you're getting fed grapes but strawberries like goes nice with a bugatti what goes nice with a bugatti is a strawberry yeah i like i imagine like if i were to buy a bugatti

right the salesman would be like care for a strawberry and he would just pull one out and just hand it to me and i'd pick yeah you have to touch the fruit i think there's something to that because there's always just straw i always see a plate of strawberries i remember angelo lozada rest his soul he was on trevor noah's uh private plane once or they were taking a jet and he showed me pictures and it was just like a plate of strawberries and i just imagined him and trevor just sitting there plate of strawberries and i just imagine him and trevor just sitting there just eating strawberries strawberries and champagne oh yeah it's very classy women love strawberries i guess because women love strawberries for some reason i don't know they're classy there we go here we got some spreads on some private planes champagne do we see strawberries oh Oh, yeah. What's that? A little sushi? A little sushi, some strawberries, and some sushi.

So there are the strawberries right there in the middle. I'm telling you, there's a plate of fucking strawberries. Yeah. Yeah. They go good with a private jet. Very good with a private jet. So Mikhail Gorbachev is dead. Do you know who Mikhail Gorbachev is?

Yeah, he was the leader of the free world, right? He was the leader of the free world. Yeah, that was definitely, that was dead. But no, he's not technically wrong. Yeah. Right? Because I'm sure, I'm sure in a lot of hometown papers

during the Cold War in Russia, he was called that, the leader of the free world. But, you know, we were a real powerful nation back then. And we were kind of of it was before the internet so we weren't hearing from a lot of people and everyone was a little more unified and there was a lot of less disagreements and we just made him into a cartoon we were so

gangster back then we just would throw him in in uh airplane movies and naked gun movies and made fun of his fucking mole on his head. Do you know that little, what is that, a sunspot? What is that? It's a birthmark. He's got a birthmark on his head. And I remember Liam Neeson. No, not Liam Neeson, but the guy, Nelson, who played in it. Leslie Neeson.

Leslie Neeson was trying to scrub it off with a napkin. I mean, disrespectful shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Disrespectful shit. I think back then, America would have had the balls to just like Charlie probably have it I didn't say it but we would do shit like that just throw him in a comedy movie make him into a caricature yeah and he still kissed her ass Reagan would go over there you know he'd shake hands and he was the last leader um of russia before the cold before the cold war ended right he um he oversaw what was

it called periastroka peristrica peristrica i'm a fucking idiot periastroka it sounds like you had one right there yeah it sounds like a guy named perry had a stroka and it was part of a lyric my friend perry had a stroka perry astroka um by the way hearts out to can we say it no yeah we can't say it? Nah, we can't say it. So Perestroika was the loosening of the economy, right? Making it sort of like he kind of loosened up

the grip of the state on the economy and they kind of went a little capitalist and democracy, right? That's when they started trying to do

a little democracy and Putin was sitting there going, oh, fuck, I don't like it. I'll get it back. But there was a little brief period

where it was just like over, right? And then this is important to our generation because then the Berlin Wall came down and it was like, my nose is itchy again. The Berlin Wall came down. Too much Coke is the problem. You guys got to let me not do so much Coke. It's like I don't even do Coke,

but I rub my nose like I do Coke. It's really unflattering. I've watched some of the episodes. I'm just sitting there like, I look like a nerd trying to talk to a girl in seventh grade. No Coke, but you have an addiction to bread and cheese. Bread and cheese and snuff. Yeah. So the Berlin and snuff. Yeah.

So the Berlin Wall came down. That was like big news back in our day when the wall came down. There was like videos of people like reuniting with their families and everyone was taking like a piece of the wall as a souvenir. It was a big moment. It used to be East and West Germany. One was communist and one was a democracy with uh capitalism and then they were they lost it was like the communists lost and we won but it ain't over

china was like this shit ain't over dog it's like we gotta we gotta we to fight one more time. It's like Conor McGregor after the last Dustin Poirier fight. He's like, this is not over. If we have to take this outside, we'll take it outside. Your wife sent me DMs, baby. That's Putin

just yelling, your wife sent me DMs, baby. Meet you at the my DMs, baby. Meet you at the something nightclub, baby. And so I didn't even know he was still alive, to be honest with you. I didn't know. I thought he died a long time ago. I mean, he was so out of the news. I don't think he was a popular person under Putin.

I don't think Putin was a big fan of what he represented, maybe, or maybe I'm wrong. Was he in the news at all? I mean, at all. No, they didn't like him. They didn't like him, right? Because he was the last, he saw the downfall of the USSR. He was the last Don.

He was the last Don. They didn't like him. Yeah. They didn't like him. Well, some say he betrayed the movement. Right, like Joe Colombo. Yeah. He was kind of like Joe Colombo. The other guys didn't like him. Well, some say he betrayed the movement. Right, like Joe Colombo. Yeah. He was kind of like Joe Colombo.

The other guys didn't like him because he was betraying the movement by trying to do this Italian Civil Liberties League. Yeah. And they're going, well, calm down. Shut up. You're ruining our thing here. He's in the mafia. Yeah, you call him Gorby the Stain.

Yeah, Gorby the Stain. Gorby the Stain was basically trying to ruin their thing. They had a nice little fucking state-controlled thing where they had absolute power and absolute control over all the property and the marketplace. And Gorby, much like Joe Colombo, was like, we're not that bad. Look, guys, I'm a regular, I'm a taxpayer, not a taxpayer.

You know, you guys are presidents against Russians. You're presidents against Russians. You're presidents against Russians. in this day and age in this day and age you president president against russians we're good people all we do is we die and we starve russians are good at starving from famines and dying in wars. They're just good, dog. They're ready. They're ready to go.

You just feel like when death comes for a Russian, they just, that may be the only time they smile. And they go, finally. Some peace. Because it's miserable up there. It's cold. It's freezing cold. They only keep warm with vodka. know you're in russia you got to deal with

bears and stuff and apparently a lot of traffic cams you ever notice all those internet videos of traffic accidents they're always in russia where the cars just ram into each other and you see it through their dash cams there There's so many dash cams in Russia. A lot of those videos are guys trying to jump in front of the car. You ever watch those? I didn't know you could sue guys or whatever in Russia, but apparently you can. Where like there'll be a dash cam,

they show a car just slowly coming up to a red light and then some guy will just jump in front of it and fall on the hood and i think that was a big reason for the dash cams because people started doing that i believe it's russia maybe i'm just stereotyping some foreign place but it was like a thing right i think that happens everywhere it happens everywhere i guess guess. So do Verizon commercials. Oh, no. Those are always funny when you see just a guy just lay on your hood afterwards.

Some of them would be funny, too. They just walk in front at the red light. They'd look left, they'd look right, and then they'd just dive onto the hood. There's some good ones. You ever see these, Jared? Take a peek. They're so funny. That kind of looks like England a little bit.

Oh, wait, we missed it. Yeah, these are so funny. Look. Look. That acting was horrendous. Yeah, and look at the friends there the the accomplices are you okay oh is that the run for it oh it's just i'm talking oh yeah they're so funny dog there's so many of them i even some of my, I even remember them. Because one I have in my mind is like the car stops and this lady just slowly gets on the ground in front of the car

and just lay down. She like slowly got to her knees. She was like old and she like made her way and she just laid down. It's really funny. Yeah. Good old scams. Scams are funny always they're always good so yeah gorby you know gorby died at 92 right he made it all the way to 92 old dude i don't know what he was doing in between like his stepping down till now. But this is a big moment. I mean, he was a monumental figure in history

and eventually led to the rise of Vladimir Putin, who has tried for the past century to restore Russia to its former glory. Joe Biden praised Gorbachev for being open to democratic change. Per stroka. Perry had a stroka.

They gave him the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990. There's a little nice fact. That's nice. Yeah, because it did essentially end the Cold War. Right? It was over. First time that aussian won a prize without using dope that's right first time they got the gold without a little help from an injection

um yeah you remember that was the era rocky we would just we would blatantly throw it in movies back then we would never do that with china now there'd never be like a boxing movie of some american boxer fighting i mean the propaganda was so and we loved it we ate it up i mean it was so heavy-handed back then it was almost comical yeah like how obvious the propaganda was like they just hollywood and washington were so in bed on what to do what movies movies to make, that like Rocky III, he's fighting some Russian named Drago. Did you ever see Rocky III?

Yeah. That's four, Rocky IV. Oh, Rocky IV. I apologize. I forgot my Rockies. I must break you. Yeah. Rocky III is the one with Mr. T.

Yeah. Well, this would have been a good discussion on Andrew Tate's book club meeting on it. It would be a great conversation with his hoes on his plane. Like, what are you talking about? That was spring four. What are you talking about?

That was Rocky IV. So, I mean, if you look back at that now, it's actually, like, really funny how obvious the propaganda was. Yeah. There was no subterfuge. It wasn't subtle at all. It was just like rocky

underdog right and then like this fucking machine Drago who didn't he kill Apollo Creed yeah he killed Apollo Creed it's just smashed him and then we were supposed to believe rocky Sylvester Stallone figured it out with good old american chasing he just chasing chickens that's how he trained the russians in there with all the science and shit he's massive he doesn't smile and rocky's sitting there having marital issues with adrian he's uh you know he's chasing chickens around to train, but he avenges his friend, Apollo Creed, and finally beats Drago. And the best part is the flag he wraps around himself,

and he fights him in Russia, which is the best. He just fights him right there in Russia, where you know back in that day that happened all the time. Right? Just athletics would just have there. Look at the size difference. Look at the size difference between Drago and look at the amount of steroids those guys were on. And also, I love how they glossed them up before the shot.

Nice and shiny. Yeah, those dudes, that is baby oil. Yeah. A little baby oil on both of them. Went through the same process as a Krispy Kreme donut. They look glazed. Yeah, those dudes, that was baby oil. Yeah. A little baby oil on both of them. Went through the same process as a Krispy Kreme donut. They look glazed. Yeah.

And then the last scene is the funniest, when Rocky wins, right? Rocky wins, and then there was the only realistic moment in the movie was when the whole russian crowd started chanting usa yeah because somehow rocky's victory over draco made them uh change their allegiance to whatever country i mean what the fuck? Is there a chance in USA that propaganda was strong? Because we wanted to show that the people secretly, and there was probably a little truth to it. You know secretly that USS

or other people over there, they probably got slipped maybe like a Corey Haim and a Corey Feldman movie and they're like, what the fuck? These guys get to live like that? And then there was movies like that in the 80s

where it was just two dudes. you don't know whether they were in high school or college or like what they were doing but they just had a convertible they were just always in a convertible yeah and they were just like having adventures with girls and like fun things were happening and you're like alright what's your situation like the movie was just like, hey man, everyone in America is rich all the time. What's the work? Who knows, dude? There's just money.

I feel like those movies were propaganda too. To like slip out to the rest of the world. It's just like, they just took the Horry, the Corys. They diddled their butts. They said, which one of you kids want to be movie stars? All right, well, we're going to deal your butt because that's what we get out of the deal. And we throw you, and the parents are like, fine,

just give me the $100,000. I'll look the other way. All right, I'm a narcissist parent. I just want the money so I can gamble it. So just give me Corey's fucking paycheck. Then, of course, both the Corey's fucking start doing drugs. One of them's dead, of course, because after you get diddled

and you're fucking getting pimped out by your parents as a child actor being used by your goddamn country as a propaganda tool you kind of lose yourself a little bit and you have to find yourself at the whiskey a go-go on coke dying in the spot that fucking river phoenix also dropped yeah because you need something to paint over the pain of what made you a star there's i mean you know how many kids there are that show up to these auditions that are cute like corey hayne what do you think the difference is the difference is one parent goes no i won't let you do that and one parent goes how much was that a gun how much did you say How much was that again?

How much did you say? Hey, son, listen. We're going to leave you with Barry for a little while. Daddy's got a little work trip he's got to go on. Yeah, there's another meeting in Vegas. Barry's going to take care of you. He's going to take real good care of you. You're going to be a movie star, kid. Okay?

Just do whatever Barry says. And here's the kicker. Me or anyone else, including the authorities, don't want to know anything about it. Yeah, that's the way it works in show business, son. You got to keep it quiet. You just encourage the kid like, hey, do you want daddy to pay off his Equinox membership? Son, you remember what happened when those men came to the house and beat daddy up? Greatness from small beginnings, son.

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Did I say that right? Government. You can't tell me that was not a propaganda film to show to the world that high school is a fucking pack of Skittles. Bless you. Bless you. Sorry. I mean, imagine you're just a Macedonian kid who's sitting in front of his TV doing like this with the antennas, right?

Just trying to get anything. And then this shows up, and this is your view of what school looks like in America, which, by the way, is the complete opposite of what school looked like in the 80s, okay? The school I remember in the 80s was if you were wearing a starter jacket, you got a knife put to your throat, and you lost the starter jacket. I remember watching these on TV thinking, where are these fucking schools?

And then you'd be reading. You're like, because I was a city kid. I'm like, where is this fucking school? And you go like, I used to think, oh, that must be what the schools are in the suburbs are like and then you'd meet someone from the suburbs and they'd be strung out on heroin and you're like that's not where those school all they did was sit in the mall all day and play video games and do drugs you're like that's not this school where is saved

by the bell where ac strater is allowed to fucking constantly wear a wife beater. It's got to be Florida. Supposedly it was California, right? Supposedly it's California. But dude, it was always bright. You know, every wall was either pink or orange or blue. It looked like you were going to school in some sort of idyllic acid trip where everything was just pleasant and great, and it was just beautiful.

These three beautiful girls, and they picked the good-looking white guy, the athletic Hispanic guy, and then the nerdy white guy. They got every type at the time. This was before the Chinese took over every school. If they did Saved by the Bell now, it'd just be like four. There'd be four guys named Steve Lee. Hi, my name is Steve Lee and this is my buddy Andrew Yang.

We've been on the Spelling Bee team. The Spelling Bee team. Save by the Bell Spelling Bee Edition. Hi, my name is Bartikote Art arti no that would be uh finnish yeah my name my name is my name is vj singh and terry wang dude is it look how bright the colors always are so this is the reboot oh they're doing a reboot with a.c slater playing the principal or the pedophile who just hasn't left the school? Is he just the guy

who's stuck around? You know what? If they did a sequel, I would believe that A.C. Slater's character would have become the gym teacher there because he was an absolute

fucking wrestler loser. Yeah. What do you call him? Sporto? What do you call him? Sporto? He's just like, come on, Sporto.

I think he called him Sporto. He would always call Zack Morris. Something. I can't remember come on, Sporto. I think he called him Sporto. He would always call Zach Morris something. I can't remember if it was Sporto or something like that. This guy's funny. This is the guy from... Oh, he's in a lot of Vince Vaughn films. Yeah, I'm sure he's thrilled about this project. He went from being in a Christopher Guest movie

to a reboot of Saved by the Bell with A.C. Slater as principal. And everyone's like, hey, where's Screech? And you're like, hey, Screech is at Bananas in Hasbro Heights, New Jersey, performing comedy in front of a cardboard banana before he died from a pill overdose. How did Screech die? He had cancer. Was he in the building that Anne Heche hit? how did screech die he had cancer

was he in the building that Anne Heche hit I can't remember I'm getting my celebrity death news mixed up celebrities die dramatic dog yeah

they try to they die dramatic yeah like it's always like just you walk into their room and it's just like bottles of pills everywhere or like a needle hanging out.

Right? How did he die? Lung cancer. Oh, okay. So that wasn't so dramatic. Well, I said celebrities. I said celebrities die dramatic. No, rest in peace to Dustin Diamond.

That must have been tough, dog. Just rolling around being called Screech the whole time. He was a comedian. He was doing stand-up. Yeah. And I heard he was very, very, very funny. Rest in peace, though. It's a sad thing.

It's a very sad thing. But he had lung cancer? It is, yeah. Jesus Christ, dog. How old? 44. 44. Stage four. Dustin Diamond,. Jesus Christ, dog. How old? 44. Stage four.

Dustin Diamond, rest in peace, dog. I would have warned him. Like, I would have warned him. Like, before he became a comedian, I would have said, hey, dog. I don't know if you want to do this, man. You know, comedians have this thing where they just die. Comedians just die on the road. Young. Young.

Jesus. Well, this is sad. He was initially hospitalized in Florida in January. After feeling pain all over his body, God said, you know, when I get fucking lung cancer, someone's going to make a clip of this and just go, ha, ha, ha. But you know what? We're gonna go you know and screech

would have enjoyed being joked he's a comedian we make jokes of course rest in peace screech i did i forgot how he passed i thought it was i thought it was uh i thought it was more of a rock star situation to be honest with you yeah Usually you don't hear tragedies like this. You know, but the good ones always, God always takes the good ones. Fucking Zack Morris is still prancing around. A.C. Slater is still on every single fucking news channel when I check into a hotel room

telling me about what my movie options are. Yep. Where's Zack Morris right now? A.C. Slater has developed a huge following this is a new guy that's an actual musician oh that's a musician

named AC Slater Mario Lopez's yeah Mario he's on Extra yeah he's on Extra he's just permanently on Extra he's been on Extra

for 40 years I can't move yeah it's just he's he's just on Extra Zachary Zach Morris what was his name I mean you would have thought this guy would have been a movie star move. Yeah, it's just he's just on extra. Zachary Zach Morris. What was his name? I mean, you would have thought this guy would have been a movie star.

Oh, God damn. They stretch his face out, bro. Relax on the Botox guy. I mean, dog, did he graduate from Bayside High? It doesn't look like it. The charming schemer. He often broke the fourth wall. Yeah, he would always talk to the camera.

I used to watch the shit out of Saved by the Bell. Because back then it was like, it was so much easier back then for the government to, I think, be involved in stuff. And I think there was often a marriage between like LA and DC. I think they kind of like were putting out a certain image back then because there was the entertainment you got

was the entertainment that was put out there. You couldn't find any entertainment. You couldn't find the thing you were into. Like it was very difficult and anytime anything

kind of came along that wasn't the mainstream like people kind of like the establishment kind of fought back kind of like they do now

but they kind of fought back you know? Like Ice-T they were were all breaking CDs and protesting. They didn't want any of that. Gangsta rap was kind of like, they tried to push that back. You know, back then, they just gave you a few options. You turn on your TV on Saturday,

and you could either watch, like, Saved by the Bell or, like, the Smurfs. So if you got sick of, like, animation, if you outgrew that, this was like the high school era you turn this on i remember i'd watch it like on saturday mornings in high school and i always used to think like where is this school like what kind of school is this you know it was so unrealistic saved by the bell but can you imagine being that macedonian kid turning that on, thinking like, what the hell?

Because I was thinking in New York, what the hell, I want to go to that school. I want Kelly to roll up in her Cavaricis and her Ked white sneakers and give me a kiss on the mouth. And I'm all jacked up after watching Rocky beat Drago. And it was just such a beautiful portrait of what America was like. Look at that.

Look at that portrait of what American school was like. Everyone with gelled hair. They were nice to the nerd. That's not true. That kid would have been hanging from his underwear. And just like the three of the hottest girls. Is she the one who became very Republican, the black girl? She's funny.

There's one who became very Republican. I think she might have been from the movie Clueless. Yes. The black girl from the movie Clueless. Who is probably laying up at night, steaming mad that Candace Owens came in and took her fucking shine. She's like, bitch, this is my moment. She's like, bitch, this is my moment. She's like, bitch, you stole

my fucking thunder. I am the black girl who says slavery wasn't real. That's me. Yeah. Stacey Dash. Stacey Dash, yeah. She's smoking hot, dog. And she just went full-blown right.

Yeah, smoking hot. Red Republican hot. Yeah. The thing, I think the right is doing better now. I think they got more celebrities, right? Mm-hmm. Like, they had a celebrity problem for a little while. Like, you turned on CNN, like, everyone. Ben Affleck would be on there, right?

Matt Damon. Everyone. You got your pick of the litter. Mark Ruffalo's always running it off taylor swift's up there going like this i'm not going to do that i'm not going to do this because of this we're protesting this they always had no short supply of celebrities to get their message out the right was always struggling the right has traditionally always had like charles from charles in charge james wood right clint eastwood clint eastwood was a biggie that was a big get that was a surprise to a lot of people it was a surprise a lot of people's a big get

right who else did they have now they always had old stuffy guys like the mclaughlin group and like you know shit like that like just like your dad's yeah and then i think charles and charles for a while like he was a big one and they would invite the funny thing is these news programs it lets you know like how much they're about news and how much they're more about like entertainment because like why would you invite charles and charles on to talk about anything, right? Charles and Charles would come on there and be like, look, the Koch brothers are not that bad, okay? They're trying to do good things.

And you'd be like, dude, aren't you from Charles and Charles? They also had Kirk Cameron. Kirk Cameron. Those child stars either ended up dead from the 80s or they ended up like in some sort of weird political area kirk cameron charles in charge what was his name scott bay scott bay they had scott bayo scott bayo i can't believe the karate kid didn't go hard right dog ralph macho i can't believe ralph machchio didn't go hard right or hard left. But Kirk Cameron, he didn't even go political.

He went full-blown like born-again Christian religious. Like he went fun. Like if you talk to Kirk Cameron, you're catching hardcore zealot eyes, which I would love because I used to love growing pains to show. Right? Kirk Cameron was like, and he was like the troublemaker brother. And then you turn on the TV 20 years later,

he's just like, he's putting his hands on people, and they're going, and like, devil be gone! I'm Kirk Cameron! He's like that, and they're going, Kirk, Kirk. You're like, Doug, he went from fucking child star on TV to healing Baptist minister. He's an evangelist now. How do you call

that? Evangelical Christian who partners with Ray Comfort in the evangelical ministry. He co-founded the Firefly Foundation with his wife. And I love these dudes because they always got like 29 kids. Religious people love to reproduce, man. They love. That's why we're having such a big crisis in population. And by the way, how is that possible that we're like, our population's gone down?

How is like Elon Musk is going like, there's not enough people. You're like, where? There's so many people. I don't get that. Is that a true thing? Or is that propaganda? I don't know what to believe anymore.

It's not true if you don't believe in COVID. Yeah, I don't know what to believe anymore. And that's why in this week's bonus episode, we're going to be talking about, what's his name again? Bernays. Bernays. Bernays, who is... The nephew of Sigmund Freud.

Exactly. Who was at one time one of the most powerful people in America and considered the founder of public relations and marketing. And man, what a fascinating story that is. We're going to be talking about him in the bonus. I can't wait. Since I've been learning about him, I can't think of anything else. It's so fascinating. So for the last 70 years, fertility rates have decreased worldwide with a total of a 50% decline. Reasons include women's

empowerment and education in the workforce, lower child mortality. Well, lower child mortality, that sounds counterintuitive that means less children are dying so why would that be work against the birth rate that's a counterintuitive but i don't get it um and the increased cost of raising children the increased cost of raising children it can't be worse than it was back in the day where like during the depression right kids are expensive now plus like you know the price of college and where like during the depression right kids are expensive now plus like you know the price of college and like that you know the kids are expensive now if you want to live in new york and la but if you go to jackson mississippi i mean you know you could share a

water bucket with a hundred people and be fine the mystery of the declining birth rate. It's fallen 20% since 2007. I guess it's like my joke. Nobody wants to have kids. You know, my joke is like our grandparents and parents worked so hard for us to have a better life, and now we don't want to have kids because we don't want them to ruin our life. Amenities of majority.

I've got everyone very comfortable, and nobody wants to ruin their fun, right? We've got a fun episode coming up with Joe DeRosa. I think he's 87, and he's got no kids. Ari right? We got a fun episode coming up with Joe DeRosa. I think he's 87 and he's got no kids. Ari Shafir got a vasectomy. He doesn't want to have kids. Nobody wants to grow up, you know? And then once you have kids,

you're like, all right, it's a great thing. Since 1990, it's fallen in all the major racial ethnic groups. Declining fascist amongst African Americans and Latinas. I don't buy that. Amongst Latinas? Latinas specifically. Women.

Yeah. I don't buy that. They stay fertile. Yeah. I don't know if I buy that. You comment on a Latina's girl's instagram page she has kids do you do you think this could just be like propaganda just like because we want to like get the population up for war or something i don't trust anything anymore after learning about

bernays i don't trust about any the way he manipulated public opinion by creating the problem and then solving it i don't trust anything anymore. I think people have a problem with that right now because the curtain has been pulled back a little bit and everyone kind of knows that there's interest behind a lot of stuff. That's why people didn't trust the vaccine. That's why they don't trust climate change because people know too much.

They know like, hey man, you're really going to have to prove it to me now. You're really going to have to prove it to me now. You're really gonna have to prove it to me if you want me to believe it. Back in the day, nobody knew what Edward Bernays was doing because he was behind the scenes. You gotta tune into our Patreon episode

where we talk about this guy. It's so fascinating and it was a funny episode. So check it out, patreon.com slash Yanni Long Days. There's a great book called The Father of Spin, I guess, about Edward Bernays. But everything is kind of like up for grabs as far as like, is this really true or is this serving someone's interest? Does someone want me to believe this because they're selling me something? You know? I think that's what makes people skeptical

like you look at Saved by the Bell now I just we were just talking about that with a skeptical eye going like were they trying to paint a picture of America in some way was that really a show

that like they wanted to show the rest of the world because that didn't reflect the reality Saved by the Bell if you were making a show about high school I don't know there was no high school that looked like that it's crazy that we just put up with that too we were just we just watched it it was a feel good kind of bullshit kind of leave it it was basically leave it to beaver of the 80s yeah because leave it to beaver was the same way you're going like what family's like that you know the wife is in

the closet drinking white wine, right? The husband's punching her in the gut when she wants to have an opinion. She's like, I should be able to vote. And he just smacks her and nobody shows up. Cops come, they go, what happened? She goes, well, he hit me.

And the cop goes, well, what did you do? And she goes, well, I told him I was a homo sapien. And then the cop smacks her. That was really the 50s, right? Or like some black family tries to move into the block and there's just a Christmas tree, a fucking crosses on the lawn.

You're going, it's the 50s. It's perfect. Watch Leave it to Beaver. And you're going like, that's not what's going on. That's not the reality. So everyone engages in propaganda. I think maybe people are hip to it. Even if people are wrong,

I think the uptick in conspiracies is because people have found out about all this stuff. They found out about the Gulf of Tonkin being bullshit. That was a public relations move by the government to get us into vietnam they they find out about these things and then you saw it with like loose change and

as soon as the internet hit a couple of kids where were they from like syracuse new york made a video these are a couple of upstate new york kids who were just like yo dude they just they somehow wrapped their mind around a 9 11 and they they were like, it didn't happen. And they're doing all this research and people are watching it and it was like one of the most watched documentaries online about how 9-11 was like an inside job. It just, that was the beginning.

Loose change was the beginning of like people questioning everything. Don't you think? Like 9-11, that was the beginning of like people questioning everything don't you think like 9-11 that was the beginning of the internet people had access they could talk to each other this great demographic democratic tool yeah no no tool has ever been created that is more conducive for the people to have a voice or to get information than the internet i mean we take it for granted but yo there used to be a time very recently where if we had a question we just wouldn't know the answer there'd be no way to get it i mean i don't even remember how we lived during that time we must have been making shit up all the time like there was just a time where you

just you did not know the answer. Could you even, you couldn't even fathom that. And we take it for granted. Like, here's the deal. I'll give you an example. Like, imagine there's no phones. We don't have any phones. It's just three of us in here.

And with TV, we have, you know, we have network TV and maybe a couple of cable channels with programs that are already on. You can't select what you want to watch. Whatever's on is what you have to watch. And we sat here and I said, yo, man, I'm telling you, dude, the guy who played Luke Skywalker,

I am telling you, this kid had a gerbil in his ass during the whole production. I'm telling you, he had a gerbil in his ass. I'm telling you, he's a perverted gay kid and he also works for the CIA. I know that. I know that.

And I'd go, prove me wrong. And how could you prove me wrong? Nobody could prove me wrong. I can't believe there weren't more gerbils in more people's asses. I mean, I can't believe Richard Gere was the only actor who got a gerbil in his ass because during that time, you could have started a rumor about any actor you wanted having a gerbil in his ass and nobody could have disputed it. Reliably.

He's the only guy, the fucking poor guy, of all the actors who could have had a rumor started about him, they picked Richard Gere and they put a gerbil in the kid's ass in the early 90s. Which means there probably was a gerbil in his ass, right?

Definitely. I mean, that's a ridiculous rumor when you think about it. I mean, why would Richard Gere put a gerbil in his ass, right? Definitely. I mean, that's a ridiculous rumor when you think about it. I mean, why would Richard Gere put a gerbil in his ass? Even if you're like flamingly homosexual, you're going to put a guy's dick in there. You're not going to put a gerbil. Why would you put a gerbil in your ass? And it was probably some funny kid.

It was probably some fucking, I bet you it was some fucking Italian kid on the street who was like really funny with his friends. Who was like, I'm telling you, the fucking gay. He's like, you know, it was back in Italian kid on the street Who was like really funny With his friends Who was like I'm telling you The fucking gay He's like you know And they make You know it was back in the days

Where you could just make gay jokes He was serious Like I fucking I'm telling you These fucking gay guys Cocks aren't enough There's fucking not enough Alright

They put the gerbil in there Because the fucking gerbil Is trying to get out The gerbil's trying to And they like the way The fucking moves They like that They fucking like that

Way it feels in there They like it Oh he's crawling around He's fucking crawling around yeah you ever see who's the teacher mr artie you know mr artie who's teacher shop you ever noticed that he's sitting there going like that's because he's got a gerbil in his ass and then his friends his yeah boss friends you know that crew yeah bush yeah bush all those friends all those backup friends like yeah bush it's gotta be true boss yeah they call him, all those backup friends, like, yeah, boss, it's got to be true, boss. Yeah, they call him Richie the Gerbil.

Yeah, Richie the Gerbil, boss. Sure, boss, sure. And it just started from there. But this was like the first time someone could make, and they made a movie, and when you watched it, it was like a pretty well-done documentary. And where were they from?

They were like from upstate New York or something, these kids. It was 2007. It was like the first, it was the first time like everyone was calling their friends going like, yo, let me send you this link

and you sent it in an email and it would pop up. Yeah, they were from like some non-discreet place. I remember that. I think it was like upstate New York. Yeah, it's nondiscrete for sure. They had a distinctive soundtrack produced by DJ Schooly.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this thing was watched by maybe a billion people. Maybe that's an exaggeration, but definitely 100 million people saw Loose Change, right? A lot of people saw this 100 million i don't know i'm just guessing so they made this movie and they just were like yo 9 11 was an inside job and people watched it and the was convincing when you watched you remember watching that going like you know they extrapolated a lot based on things that didn't make sense that kind of made it hard on them because you're going like, all right, that doesn't make sense, right?

They're just going like that plane never took, you know. But the questions that they had were good questions and still remain good questions. So I think you could really probably trace the current climate of distrust back to loose change. That was like the first moment that people were able to speak to people without like a huge system with massive financial backing behind it, getting the message out. That makes sense. That was the first time a documentary that was just made by some kids fucking were like, hey man, look at all these questions.

And it was a captivating documentary. You watch it and you're like, it was a lot of shit. You're going like, yeah, that's a little interesting. They were like, yo, no steel buildings have ever melted from fire. And you're going, there was a lot of shit. You're going like, yeah, that's a little interesting. They were like, yo, no steel buildings have ever melted from fire. And you're going, that's interesting. Three fucking fell on the same day in the same way in all of history? And then they showed you the one. And I remember they showed you the one in Spain that burned for like 18 hours.

And then your boy would be like, yeah, but that one didn't have a plane hit it. And you went, aha. But it didn't fall from the plane hitting it it fell from the fire and they were going like well it's fucking bullshit and you're going to watch loose change interesting man propaganda is interesting it's an interesting thing i think generally just like trust is lost and it could be traced back to loose change where there was like a people had some questions they're going wait a second and you just watch that building seven come down and you're going like wait a second that's weird that's weird the way

that fell that building wasn't hit you're like but there was a fire in there you're like it was a fire in the one in spain for 18 hours it didn't fall you know and then you even have the designer of those two buildings go hey man i built those things in order to be able to take an impact from a plane maybe not a 747 but a 707 which is pretty close so i don't get it so when you see the guy going like and you're going like how are you being interviewed like people just had cameras and they were capturing capturing shit. And so there was this loss of a monopoly on information that was before that only available to people with power who approved or disapproved what was being said. It was centralized and controlled. Centralized and controlled.

And there's no way that LA and DC didn't work together. Every successful country, empire. They like their propaganda. Are you telling me fucking Rambo? Are you telling me DC had no idea about Rambo? Are you telling me if I sat down with Sly Stallone, I'm going to say there was never anyone who showed up to the set like who you didn't, they're just like,

hey, how you doing? Yeah, we're from the consulting firm in DC. You're like, you telling me that Rambo had nothing to do with the American government. No, just a guy going over, killing about one American fucking one American. With a gun taking on the entire country of Russia

and murdering everybody. 1985, right in the middle of the Cold War. I mean, these were propaganda movies. He had another one, too. Didn't he have another one? Rambo, and then he had another one, like where he was just like this badass dude sly stallone commando who was commando oh that's uh arnold oh arnold well

he kind of did the same thing right they just killed a bunch of dudes it's it's amazing and there was like five rambos rambo first blood second blood third blood fourth uh fourth blood and he just the movie the whole have you seen rambo yeah the whole movie he's just killing russians he's just murdering every single russian that comes into his fucking path just one dude with a scar on his chest who happens to be five foot three in height who can just roll around in his heels and kill fucking Russians. And we all ate it up.

We went to Rocky and we ate it up. Saw it like 10 times. Yeah, we saw it like 10 times. We'd leave the movie theater and just like throw trash cans through Russian windows. We fucking ate it up. Everything was made by the system. I'm trying to think of some other

some funny propaganda movies. It had to be a lot of other good ones. But you know things got decentralized and now now we want them to get centralized again so Novak Djokovic Novak Djokovic can't play in the US Open because

he's not vaccinated he had COVID he recovered from COVID or like that was the controversy. He had it. He didn't know he had it. He went and he did some media reports. So he was part of the spread, man. And he recovered, right?

And so I don't think they let him in the country. You can't come in the country without a vaccine. Is that what it is? So is it the USTA? I don't understand who is making the decision i think the policy is if you're coming here you have to be vaccinated right if you're coming to america which is one of those things that just doesn't make any fucking sense because there's plenty of people here who are not unvaccinated and they're allowed to fucking go to

the u.s open so why the fuck can't novak djokovic play in the u.s open give him a test just test them that's what the nba is doing every week yeah they're testing them every week you know i understand people are still dying from omicron and shit like that but like you know supposedly everyone's got their vaccines everyone's had it at this point. It's like, what are we doing? I mean, this is a crazy thing that he cannot play. It's really stupid.

I almost feel like the USA government is Nadal fans. And they're just trying to give him every opportunity to win more Grand Slams. Because Nadal also won the Australian, which he would not have won if... He just can't beat Novak on... If it's not on clay. He just can't fucking beat him. Everyone knows he's not going to beat him.

He can only beat him on clay. And he did beat him on clay this past year at the French. But Novak just... He can't beat him on hard courts and he can't beat him on grass. And they're all in this like race. They're like, you know, the two of them now because Federer is basically done. So the two of them, I mean, if you're a tennis fan,

this has been the most amazing thing in sports where there's just three people who have dominated the sport there's only been like a few grand slams in the past like 15 20 years where one of the three of them wasn't in the final they've dominated tennis and they all won like i think they all at this point 20 or more grand sims i think nadal's at 22 Grand Slam tournament wins. And Djokovic now has 21 because he won Wimbledon. So they're in this race to be like the GOAT, the greatest of all time, and they're both still playing. And Novak and Nadal are one slam away from each other.

And like I said, one of those slams probably would have went to Djokovic, but he wasn't allowed to play in Australia, and now he's not allowed to play in America. And he's not caving in. That's a big thing. He's just not caving in. But don't worry. There will be articles that say that Novak Djokovic

called Simone Biles the N-word. So don't you worry. That will be the story that will come out of this, that he punched Naomi Osaka and made her sad that's what it'll be people dude he's like become the dark horse

in tennis it's very interesting he's become sort of like the dark horse because everyone else is kind of like I'm from Switzerland

I'm from Spain we grew up in these country clubs and you know we play we wear white when we're told to wear white at Wimbledon

and we're these nice tennis players and, you know, you ever listen to a tennis player give an aftermatch interview, it's all gentlemanly and nice and I really like that about the sport. It's really fun. But like, dude, Novak Djokovic grew up in like war, a war-torn country, you know,

he didn't grow up with any money, you know, so he's a little bit, they treat him a little like, you know, of an outsider, you know? You't grow up with any money you know so he's a little bit they treat him a little like you know of an outsider you know you know I mean like I just in my mind I feel like if Federer didn't want to get the vaccine they would make up a story like he has some condition where he can't but you know we gotta Federer's got to be there so we're making an exception we're making an exception for an exemplary athlete, but we will test him every second.

I just feel like they would have looked the other way and made something up if it was Federer or Nadal. And I'm a Nadal fan. I just feel like Djokovic is just painted as this sort of outsider. Yeah. You know, like... He's the adopted child of the tennis match. He's kind of the adopted child.

He's the outsider. He's like, he's not... It's the same thing with the Williams sisters. The Williams sisters. Yeah. You know, like, yeah, they were black and they were entering

a mostly white international sport. But also, they came up poor. It was, like, different. Tennis is not a poor sport. Yeah. All right? Everyone who gets into tennis, like golf,

it's like they got the equipment, their parents are behind them, all that shit. You know, it's rare that you get a Williams their parents are behind them, all that shit. You know, it's rare that you get a Williams sisters or you get a Djokovic type of person to break in and dominate.

I mean, dominate. Djokovic dominates. Even when you hear, and I'm saying this as a tennis fan, even when you hear the conversations about who the GOAT is, it's always fucking Nadal and Federer.

They always say Nadal, Federer. And clearly, like Djokovic has beaten them both more. He's dominated Federer. He's dominated, I think he's one up on Nadal and dominated him on both other surfaces except Klay. I mean, he's clearly the greatest of all time. Like, clearly, Djokovic is the greatest tennis player

to ever live, right? But you don't hear it. You don't hear that. Yeah. You only hear the greatest rival. Federer and Nadal. Federer and Nadal. You even look at their fucking endorsements.

Right? It's like Nike with Nadal. Like Rafa, he's got his own fucking emblem. Federer's got his own. He's got Rolex and all these high-class fucking massive endormants. And it's just Djokovic with his Lacoste. It's just Lacoste. And Takis.

Yeah, Takis and Lacoste. He's been with Lacoste. The same shit you can get in a bin at a Marshalls with an imperfection. Yeah. Those shirts shrink in the dryer. They suck. I'm pretty sure I saw them in an Auntie Anne's commercial. Let me tell you something about Lacoste shirts.

They suck. You buy them once for $90. You fucking wash them once, and a large goes to a small in one wear, and then you have to sell them on Poshmark. Don't ever buy a Lacoste shirt on Poshmark. It will not fit. It's been dried, and that's why the person's selling it, because it's shrunk.

I mean, Rolex, Uniqlo, Mercedes. I mean, the kid is stacked. Let's look at Djokovic's fucking endorsements. Lacoste. Lacoste sneakers. Yeah, the thing worn by Russian drug dealers. Lacoste sneakers. What does he got?

He's got Asics. Gives a fuck about Asics. Uniqlo. He's got Uniqlo and Lacoste. And that's it. I mean, there's a big-Glo and Lacoste. And that's it. I mean, there's a big drop-off between Mercedes and Rolex and Uni-Glo. Pants that are made by Chinese children for 10 cents a fucking day.

You ever go into Uni-Glo and you go, What? Wait a second. I can get 14 pairs of jeans and 20 t-shirts for 39 cents? I'm in. I mean, look at his endorsements warheim i've never heard of that what is that a german dildo lacoste a6 and pujo i mean what is it oh he's ch's mom's car. I mean, when's the last time you saw anyone driving a Peugeot? Yeah. Seriously, when is the last time you saw a Peugeot? Even saw a Peugeot?

Have you ever seen a Peugeot in your lifetime? I think one time at an outtake of a Bond film. Dude, look at the drop-off. Now go to Nadal's. I'm telling you, joke of it. This is a big story, man. They're not letting him play. He's had COVID already, too.

He's a good player. He's a great player. He just got some dirt on his name. He's the Louis C.K. of tennis. He's kind of the Louis C.K. of tennis in a little bit. They were upset with him because he had COVID and he gave that interview and he didn't know he had COVID. It's like, come on, man.

Yeah, I mean, Rafa's just, Rafa's got Nike. Rafa's like big Nike, a big Nike sponsorship. He's got Kia. Him and LeBron got Kia. I mean, he's got some watches too. I mean, the kid is just

swimming in it but I mean the big one is Nike he has his own emblem he's got his own fucking shoes I think is Federer Nike too? I think Federer is Nike too and then yeah Djokovic gets A6

A6 it's basically him and suburban moms who take running seriously. Yeah. That's it. And maybe Action Bronson. Action Bronson, suburban women who take running seriously, and Novak Djokovic, the greatest tennis player in history. You know?

There's the Rafa emblem. Oh, Rafa's Tommy Hilfiger in his fucking underwear. Yeah. So I think it's a little bit of that. I think it's not just, you know, I think they just kind of like make an example of him a little bit. You know, he speaks a little bit of his mind. an example of him a little bit, you know? He speaks a little bit of his mind. You know, he's like a real dude from a war-torn country who had to really climb up. I think he had to go to another country because he literally grew up in like a war-torn Serbia, right?

That was like he grew up during the Civil War. So he's a little bit more hardcore. He's not as polite as those dudes and he just, he, you know, he gets shit on. He gets shit on.

He gets treated like a redheaded stepchild. He's the Louis C.K. of tennis. It's unbelievable. So Lindsey Graham and Joe Biden have really upped the rhetoric here.

Lindsey Graham saying that if Trump is indicted there will be a civil war and then of course Biden called the MAGA followers semi-fascist which we had There will be a civil war. And then, of course, Biden called the MAGA followers

semi-fascist, which we had a little fun with. What is a semi-fascist? Like, that was a stupid thing for him to say. You're trying to, you want to tone shit down. They're making every mistake in the book. You want to tone shit down. You don't want to keep rallying it up. You're not at an AOC dinner party.

You're making a national speech. 50% of the people voted for Donald Trump, essentially. You know? I respect conservative Republicans. I don't respect these MAGA Republicans. To be honest with you, it's getting hard to tell the difference between Republicans.

You know, they love Trump. There are not many real Republicans anymore. I mean, he's just like, this is kind of like talking shit to Eminem. Yeah. This is like what the game is doing right now to Eminem. It's like, you're just, you're going to get smacked.

In the midterms, they're just going to smack you. Oh, there's no, you're just motivating Republicans to go to the poll and give you a fuck you vote. They go, oh, there's no Republicans anymore? Well, how about this? How about them apples?

I got a number. He's shooting himself in the foot much like his son yes he's pulling a plaxico burris he's shooting himself in the foot he really is and a semi-fascist this is like this is very this just gives right-wing media so much fodder right it's the same thing hillary did with the deplorables now semi-fast you're going to be hearing i'm a semi fascist deplorable it's going to have that same unifying call these guys they're just making every mistake in the book you're just giving your opposition merch yeah and i mean like the more attention you give to donald trump the stronger he gets no matter what that type of attention is.

He's that type of star where it's like if you're talking about him, that's the level of charisma the guy has. You know, it's like it doesn't matter what you're saying. If you're talking about him, he grows. He just grows. He's like the candy man. He just grows. And, I mean, it's just another stupid comment.

Semi-fascist. You know? Yeah, Cheryl's kind of, sort of fascist. Well, what did she say? Well, she said the Jews control the bank and they shouldn't be allowed citizenship because they have an allegiance only to Israel. You're going, she's kind of fascist.

I'm going, no, I think that's pretty fascist. No, but she eats bagels and lox. Yeah, but she also swims at the same pool as me, and she's totally cool with having to show certification at that pool to be able to get in. So there's also good stuff. So she's semi-fascist. good stuff.

She's semi-fascist. It's a new category of fascist where you can just be, you can just have half fascist views and then the other half. It's almost like the Paul Verzi with his ethnicity. He's half Italian and half Greek, but if you ask him,

he acts 100% Italian. When really, he's half Italian and half Greek but if you ask him he acts 100% Italian when really he's just semi-Italian but as he tells you I'm a whole Italian already here we go Republican governor is calling on Biden to apologize

for the semi-fascism the fact that the president would go out and just insult half of America. Why are you even focused on... The dude is from a previous election. It just shows how nervous you are that he's going to run and he's going to win again. That's what it shows.

And they didn't learn anything. If they're trying to win, it's like they didn't learn anything. Every single person he beat in the primary, he forced to play his game. He would attack them. They'd attack him right back. You're not going to win that game because the dude, he's like a professional comedian. He's just good. He'll give you a nickname. He knows how to make catchy things. He'll call you Pocahontas. He'll call you Sleepy Joe. He just makes it happen I mean Jeb Bush

I mean he just demoralized Ted Cruz he just demoralized I mean he's like a comic with some fucking crowd work chops so if you just like ignore it and stick to the issues

I think that's probably the best that's probably the best modus operandi to deal. Stick to your game. Fundamentals like John Duncan. Yeah, just stick to the game. But they don't. You got a bunch of semi-fascists walking around.

So I don't know. Lindsey Graham also, not to be undone as far as irresponsible speech and inflammatory rhetoric. It's really now happening in real life. Like the Internet has really influenced everybody to speak like they're on Twitter. Because Lindsey Graham says that if he's indicted for these, whatever, careless handling of documents, top secret documents. He says there will be riots in the streets.

Yeah. Lindsey Graham may not be semi-fascist, but he is semi-gay. And here's another responsible one, of course. You know who jumps in now because it's become a hot topic? Of course, who's going to jump in? Good old media jump in. They jumped in and they said,

we did a poll. Oh, really? You did a poll in 12 hours or whatever it is, 14 hours? How many people did you interview? They said now 40% of Americans. This is the thing about polls. 40% of Americans? Wouldn't you have to interview 100% of Americans to know that it's 40% of Americans?

Who's answering these polls? Who's answering the polls? I barely text back my mom. Yeah, and I mean, did you get a call? Did you guys get a call asking about the Civil War? No. I didn't get a call about the Civil War. I got no call saying, hey, do you think there's going to be a Civil War?

And I mean, who are they asking? Tim Dillon? Of course, he's going to say, yeah, there's going to be a Civil War. Who's he asking? Giannis Papas? Yeah, I'll say there's going to be a civil war as a joke. 40% more than 40%. And I love the way they phrase that.

More than 40%. So it's like 40.5%. More. Yeah, I bet you it's like, yeah, 40.003. But they phrase it more than 40% of Americans think civil war likely within a decade. 40% of Americans think civil war likely within a decade. More than half of strong Republicans think a conflict is at least somewhat likely. It's a new survey.

Not once did they mention where. Just a new survey. Oh, there we go research by you gov and the economist dude we've seen how lazy journalists have become do you really think they polled a bunch of people on this or do you think that they just said hey let's jump in on this lindsey graham comment and this joe biden comment yeah I think it's probably the latter. They just jumped in the way a lot of podcasters will jump in on a trending topic and put it in their chyron. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Just it's a little algorithm chasing is what's going on here. You know, good old just art. There's a lot of podcasters out there just doing art, man. Just expressing what they want to express. Not thinking about the numbers or how we're going to grow. Just doing what they want to do out there, you know? Very simple fucking covers. Nothing catchy. Nothing, nothing a advertising agency would approve of. Just kind of, we're all just simple people

who want to do our art, right? We're not jumping on these, we're not shamelessly jumping on these topics to try to, I mean, the algorithm conditioned us all to be scum. We're fucking scum. I mean, we did one episode where I did 45 minutes on Pete Davidson.

I'm scum. I have become scum i mean we we did one episode where i did 45 minutes on pete davidson i'm scum i have become scum but at least ours was really funny i believe i think our pete davidson episode was funny no but we are scum yeah we're scumbags better than the rest of them we're no we're scumbags that's a real scummy thing to do as soon as something happens this this episode will be titled will there be a civil war dot dot dot question mark yeah or it'll just be me and jared going like this and be like is a race war coming in 2023 prepare for the race war very fucking irresponsible, yeah,

I really would love to see this study, they probably called three dudes, in the middle of Mississippi, who are in Jackson, and upset they don't got drinking water, and they're like, is there gonna be a civil war, there definitely will,

if I don't get no goddamn water, I'll kill everybody man, okay, that counts as representation, of all Republicans, let's put it out there, man. Okay, that counts as representation of all Republicans. Let's put it out there. Run the press. Clip it.

Clip it. All right, we're going to finish the episode on a fun story. This is one that probably less people know about, but the great Jared Harvin found it as he's always searching. He's forever searching. He's forever searching. Always on the phone. For the great fun stories.

He found this one on TikTok, I believe. Yes, I did. Now, this is a goodie. All right? It's not as good as Jackson, Mississippi having zero fucking water. Is this a first world country or not? I am scared, guys. I am scared, guys. I am scared. Anyway, 2022,

if you want to know if racism is still out there, it's alive and well in Rochester, New York, in the home of Dr. I hate to say this, Dr. Nicosia. Jesus Christ. He's a Greek. He's a Greek, which I'm not surprised. You know, Greeks can be some of the most fucking racist people on the planet. You know, not, not trying to stereotype, but you know, I do have extensive experience amongst my people and you do get a, you do get two, three, four racists here and there. The only credit I do give Greeks is that they're pretty racist across the board. So that's a good thing. They're so racist against everyone, it's almost progressive in how equal it is.

Racism for equality. It's like, wow, we hate everybody. So, yeah, let's make sure. Nicosia, yeah, it's a Greek name. I already knew that. Jesse's just trying to make sure. Because we don't know for sure, right? We're assuming.

The name is Nicosia. It's a Greek name. It's a Greek. I have to say it. When you know I have to pronounce it Nicosia, it's a Greek. So he married some fucking Eastern European bimbo bitch. Mary Zydruskis. That's probably a former Yugoslavia or Serbian or something.

Some country that likes tracksuits. Yeah. Yes. A country with a tracksuits problem. They got a tracksuit problem in that country. No doubt when she was born, her dad was in a fucking comfy Adidas track suit with Lacoste sneakers.

Looked like he was famous for the Olympics. Yeah, Lacoste sneakers are really like the immigrant sneaker. Whenever I'm in Manhattan or like I'm down by the World Trade Area, you know, where the old century 21 is, you see somebody in lacoste sneakers you're like that guy's from poland it's really just like a italian you always get they always got weird sneakers yeah they're always wearing like some adidas motorcycle edition weird running

sneaker that's not available in the states that just looks a little stupid or like a lacoste sneaker is a is a real you know you're like ah you're from romania aren't you guy what's andrew tate up to has he enslaved your sister yet yanni that's not cool yanni the true the king g okay it's not cool that comedians calling for another comedian to be silent i'm not i don't care what happens with edu tate i was just doing it for the algorithm like i said i'm scum you think i'd give a what andrew tate said he's not influencing me i don't care and if you ha if you want to listen to a really thorough episode on andrew tate that we did it on the patreon why do we do it in the patreon because we're scum and we want you to pay for it.

But we're offering you something, right? We're giving you content. You're supporting us. So go to patreon.com slash Yanni Longdays and listen to the Jordan Peterson for retards episode where we give a fair and balanced account of Andrew Tate. It's right there in the title. It is a fair and balanced account of Andrew Tate. All right.

So back to this story. So what's going on here, Jared? So basically, this is back in July. There was a fireman, a black fireman, who was ordered to attend this party done by these two individuals. They're both prominent in Rochester. The wife is a realtor, and the husband is a respected dentist, basically. So she's a realtor for white people trying to find out if there's any black people in the neighborhood.

Yes, that's correct. That's the full job description. Yes, she's a COINTELPRO realtor, yes. Yeah, that's not on her business card, but that is in her wink. Yes. That's in full job description. Yes, she's COINTELPRO realtor, yes. Yeah, that's not on her business card, but that is in her wink. Yes. That's in her wink. When she says there's no basketball courts

in this neighborhood, you know what that means. You know what that means. Yeah, yeah. So this fireman, black fireman, goes to the party, and this party's decked out with a lot of racist shit. He goes in there, he sees there's Juneteenth flags everywhere. Okay, so this was around Juneteenth. This was July 7th, right after.

This was July 7th. This year in Rochester, this wife throws a party. Yeah. Okay. And the party that she claimed was just to own the libs. Yes. And that's what she said in retrospect after this happened. It was a party to make fun of the left and liberals. Correct. That's what she claimed. Yes. And that's what she said in retrospect after this happened. It was a party to make fun of the left and liberals, correct.

That's what she claimed. Yes. Right. When you went to this party, though, they had. They went all out. Let's just say she went all out with her own the lib paraphernalia. She went all out. It looked like a party for Flavor Flav.

She went all out. She had buckets of Kentucky fried chicken out for eating. There was bottles of Heddysee out. There were Juneteenth flags. There were cutouts of Donald Trump. It was a Lollapalooza, if you will. It was a Lollapalooza

if the KKK organized Lollapalooza. Yes. And the black fireman, he felt very uncomfortable. I think they brought him on purpose. They probably brought him on purpose, and that was the first time that a fireman didn't want to run into a building. Right. It's the first time that a fireman wanted to start a fire and run out.

Yes, the only thing that was burning in this building were crosses. Yeah, there was only crosses there. Yeah. And so someone in his fire, I think his captain or someone his captain forced him to go with another individual as well so the force the captain was like hey man you got to come with me to this party so the captain i think got fired the captain was on suspended leave and before they can fire him he retired okay so he got to retire yeah they always put him on administratively i love the administrative so the captain got fired so he he brought this guy from his ladder, right?

His ladder, yeah. His ladder to the party. Probably to be a dick, to harass, to be a dick, right? So, yeah, they have, what Jared explained was they, not only did they, they had like buckets of chicken all over the lawn. They had Hennessy bottles. They had Juneteenth flags.

And I'm sure that's just, I'm sure if he would have stayed longer, there probably was a few other things he didn't see. Yeah, yeah. Probably, he probably didn't stay long enough to see the noose room. I mean, that's how extreme it was Yeah

You know Like And it's This is very funny because When you know When this came out You know She claimed it was an own the libs party

They were just there to own the libs Yeah They wanted to make fun of libs But if you saw it It looked like a negro Easter egg hunt You know Which is a very funny, like, you know. At this point, you just got to go, you got to put your hands up and go, you got me. Take me to racism prison, whatever.

You got me. Right? But they got a lawyer. They tried to fight it off. Right? But here's the deal. So they say, hey, we've never been racist. Of course.

Like, we've never been racist. Because the firemen try to sue. They sued the city of Rochester, and they sued the fire department for, like, $3 million in damages. Right. Yeah. So, and then, so she goes, she goes, because she's, like, on a board of hospitals or something,

and he's a dentist. He's, like, an esteemed dentist. And they're on, like like hospital boards and shit. They're like a they're like a pretty influential affluent or whatever.

You know, he's a dentist. She's a big time real estate, whatever. You know, it's not looking good for him because he does seem racist. His job is to literally make things white. Right.

Right. That's his job. His job is to literally make things white. Yeah. so he marries this cunt you know the the the you know it's just sometimes i gotta say the sweetest kiwis are on the worst people it's just how i might put that on the shirt, dog. You know there's a little bit of that going on here. Yeah.

Because she's more the player here, right? Like, he even was quoted as going like, I thought it was just a gathering with her stupid friends. He's like, I don't know. He's like, she's not racist. I got to say that. But I don't know. She was just inviting her stupid friends over.

So she's the one. She's the main one who organized this party, who brought her friends over, whatever. And so what they found about her, um, was that she also was a Twitter aficionado. She loved Twitter. She loved,

she loved getting on. Can we show this? Or would this, how does this work? I don't know. Yeah. It's news though. Like, but what? Yeah.

It would be nice if people could see this. So it says her, she was on Twitter under a pseudonym, much like Mark Twain. Much like the great Samuel Clemens, who was writing such progressive things during his time that he didn't want the backlash, and he went under a pen name to protect himself from having a book where a black person and a white person

kind of commiserate, right? Yes. So he went under a pen name, amongst other things. A lot of authors back then had pen names so they could kind of hide because they wanted to escape the ire of people. So he went under a pen name, amongst other things. A lot of authors back then had pen names, so they could kind of hide because they wanted to escape the ire of people. Much like those literary giants, Mrs. Zendredragik Nicosia went under the pen name Ho-Ho-Ho Homeboy ROC Smiling Sam from Alabama.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. With a computerized digital animation of a very racist Sambo trope. If you don't know what trope is, you probably follow HoHoHomeboy on Twitter. And I love, she was replying to Gino Finelli.

So Gino Finelli, whoever she was responding to, Gino Finelli's a lot more out in the open with his racism. Yeah. Right? Gino Finelli's like, hey, look, I don't like the blacks. I don't want them in my neighborhood.

What do you want from me? My name's Gino Finelli. And she's like, I can't quite do that because I'm an esteemed real estate person. So I'm going to go under Smiling Sam from Alabama. And so her tweet here is, what them council folks been eating, Lordy? Look at them. Day's big as barns even that hand lady this is as bad as it gets this couldn't be worse can't get worse than that couldn't this you're a black guy tell me can it get worse than that no it can't get worse well it does because scroll down just scroll down a little bit there we have her replying to someone named

colonel nathan nathaniel sanders which is obviously a play on kfc and it's a bunch of african tribes people uh dancing around buckets of kfc. Now, you're probably saying, Jared, as a black guy, can it get worse than that? No, it can't. Scroll down. I mean, they just progressively get worse and worse. Get digested while protesting. It's the meal you need in your life.

Need spelled K-N-E-E-D, like a play on kneel down because of Black Lives Matter. Instead of Black Lives Matter, it's Black Lives Platter. And of course, there's a KFC. It's a reappropriated KFC ad. And here's the worst part. A free house brick with every meal.

So good, you won't be able to breathe jesus christ the word play on this is immaculate who wrote this a racist mark norman i mean dog it you're probably saying hey so good you won't be able to breathe is one of the worst things i've seen on a racist twitter meme and you're going it can't get worse than that i say to that scroll down now we're getting real bad okay now she tweets or she retweets from colonel nathaniel sanders who's just her little buddy who's just her her buddy. She's just got, you know, like Dr. Nicosia said,

she's just a bored housewife who gets on Twitter. Yeah, they eat strawberries together. Now, I believe that he may not have known about this. I believe... Now, of course, he knew that she's a racist cunt.

He knew that. And he's probably similar, right? But I don't believe he knew what his wife was doing online. You know what I mean? Like, she's on Twitter. I don't know. Maybe. But I think she was getting her real feelings out,

and she found some other fucking cunts to commiserate with. Maybe that's his Twitter handle. Maybe he's Colonel Sanders. They haven't got to that part of the story yet. But also replying to this, it's worth noting, are screen names Suicide1K, JaniceMD2020, which means probably a doctor, and seven others. So there's a few people out there who share this interest. And this tweet is the most racist drawing you could make.

And just the word, give me a dollar. Give me a dollar. With some flies around his head like he smells. And you're probably saying, hey. You're probably going, hey. If you could see this picture, which I don't think you can right now, but you can Google this for yourself.

You're probably going, hey. It can't get worse than this. And to that I say, scroll down. Oh, man, what can a C-A-N-D-N dude in muffins know? What are you saying? I mean, with some dude in a hat. And then you're going, oh, it can't get worse. And I just say scroll down.

That's it. Okay. So I thought there was more. And I guarantee you there was. I guarantee you there was one. So she put up. She either tweeted herself or retweeted, the most racist memes imaginable, really.

And she admitted all this during the press conference. She did admit it. Denying the racist party, she goes, I'm not racist, we're not racist. I do have a Twitter account where I tweet from an alias. So she kind of snitched on herself. Now this is the opposite of a conversation we've had in the past. Where, remember we were talking, we were joking about some comedian who was married to a black woman and had black kids.

And I said, we had a funny moment in the podcast where I was like, actually, I think, you were like, that doesn't mean anything and I was like, actually, I think it kind of,

I think it might. I think it might mean something. Yeah. If the person who you choose to reproduce with and you choose to marry is black

and your kid is black so the people who you love the most are black and you choose that, I don't know if there's a bigger sign that you're not racist but then you made a good point and we had a good laugh but it was more of

a joke now this is the opposite of that yeah right so when someone says i'm not racist you're going i think you are i think you are ma'am i think you are and she's going what do you mean i'm not racist and you're going is this you are you alabam slamming man or whatever it was called and she goes yeah that's me and you're going that's kind of the definition of being right like yeah i think that's it i mean i'm no fucking mathematician but i think you're two i think your Twitter account is two and four equals racist. This will be the quickest episode of Law and Order you've ever seen. Yeah, I think you are. I think you are.

You can't just identify. Now you see she wants to fucking be like the people who she makes fun of, right? Because you know she sits around with her fucking dentist husband and they talk about, oh, look at these libs. They want to identify as anything. It's like, you're trying to identify as that. They won't identify as anything. It's like, you're trying to identify as that. Why don't you own it up?

Here's the thing. These people are all fucking, they're all proud and strong and fucking when they don't, when nobody's watching, right? But now here's your opportunity. Tell the fucking world what your view is.

Own it. Why don't you own it? She should go, yeah, I'm a racist. And this is my worldview. You know? This is what I think about black people. And this is what I think about liberals who like black people.

This is what I think. Because we know that. Because we see what you're fucking tweeting. So it would be the opposite of someone marrying. Now, if she married a black guy and had a black kid and that was her Twitter account, then you win the argument. Yeah. Then I'd be like,

you know what? You got me. I guess there is a way to continue to be racist. That would be very odd if one of those other screenshots was Gary Owens. Is that his name? Did I get it right?

Yeah. That would be hilarious if they just found out it was him. He's like, what man? Fuck. Chill. That not me? what man chill that's not me crazy that's not me that would be weird but it's usually not right it's usually people like this so they raised money for cystic fibrosis they hosted fundraisers for candidates they're pretty plugged in that's why this is such a big story in Rochester.

I mean, you know, otherwise, who would give a shit about Rochester? No. And this is the type of quality people who are running Rochester, New York. Which is, you're almost kind of like, look, if there are going to be people out there, put them in Rochester. Let them have fun. Have fun with it. It's Rochester. So, they ran events for Mayor Malik, who's a Democrat.

That's interesting. Who's also black, I believe. That's interesting. They say they're not racist. Mayor Malik came over the house many times, and they also say they have a Jamaican lady who helps out around the house, who lives in the guest house on their premises.

Now, that's not going to help you in court. No, it's not. That's not going to help you that she lives off premises in the house who lives in the guest house on their premises. Now, that's not going to help you in court. No, it's not. That's not going to help you that she lives off premises in the house. She's like, yeah, no, we have a Jamaican lady who lives down there in a little house. We're in a big house. What's the problem? What are you talking about? I'm not racist.

Yeah, Mammy's right down there. Yeah. What's the problem? She's cooking the yard burn right now. Mammy, come here. Mammy, tell him. Tell him that we're good to you, right? We let you inside two days a week. Right. Oh, we go hard on this pod. Huh? Um, so all those organizations quickly cut ties with

the Nicosia's. I'm going to, I'm not even going to give it the Greek pronunciation. I'm going to try to make it more American with the Nicosios. Nicosia lamented that two employees at his dental practice had quit. His patients had fled and his business is gulgurated. You don't say. You got a few bad reviews? You got a few. I love how he's surprised.

He's like, what the fuck, guys? What do you mean? Why am I getting these bad reviews? Why are my employees quitting? I don't get it. We were just having an anti-cancel culture party. Which is what they called it, right? They said, this is cancel culture run amok.

They just all dumped them because of how powerful this can. This is their lawyer. They just all dumped them because of how powerful this cancel culture is. This is only he this is what he did he sat with his clients he goes look guys they got the tweets all right we got we got photos of what was at the party we got witnesses about what's at the party uh we unfortunately i got a bunch of your text messages um to his wife that's not looking good. Because you know her text messages weren't all about sales at DeChico's. She's going, look, yeah, there's a great sales at Wegmans.

You know it wasn't all that. Wegmans, upstate New York. Of course, Hannaford's too. Yeah. You know there was some off-color tweets in there. I mean, off-color texts. Because he got all that. I'll be honest with you guys. All right, lawyer this is hogan speaking to the lawyer as you're

there we only got one card left it cancel culture one that's all we got okay you guys are you guys are anti-pc warriors you're anti-pc warriors championing championing free speech, okay? What you're going to say, okay, look, have you guys ever heard of Andrew Tate? Okay, you're playing a comedy character. You were doing a play much like Tina and Tona's wedding where your house was the stage. It was a very non-traditional, kind of like donkey show

or Tony and Tina's wedding where people come and they don't know they're in the stage. It was a very non-traditional kind of like donkey show or Tony and Tina's wedding where people come and they don't know they're in the play. And you're playing these roles to show how bad people can be. Okay? That's what we're going with. And they're like, are you sure that's the only option? He goes, yeah, we got one more.

One of you guys got to go trans. If we can do that, can someone start hormone therapy right now? It's the only option. That would be the only option. That would really be the only other option. But you kind of got them backed in a corner at this point. You got to go the anti-PC.

Now, if the lawyer was as good as me, I'm the kid, I have lawyers in my family, I would have went that far. I would have said, you're doing a Tony and Tina's type of performance. You guys are play enthusiasts and you wrote this play. And you brought him there to show him how bad the world can be. But you're playing roles. And this is artistic freedom. And your house was your stage. Okay. And all those things that you paid for with all these receipts that we can track were props. Okay. They were props. We're going to have to continue when we go for our taxes. We're going to say, you're going to have to start a play business. And now you guys are going to have to continue to put on racist plays for the rest of your life yeah the cancel culture i love how you called it this cancel culture just threw that in there

you know they're doing the same thing as people who throwing into me too he was like hey this dude smiled at me at work he's a predator you're like you want to throw that in me too as well? It's like, yeah, we're throwing this in cancel culture. You know, just inviting a black guy over and just completely harassing him with the party. Why can't we do that? Why? What's wrong?

He's going, boy, Rochester sure has changed. So let's hear some of the quotes from Nicosia how long are we at hour 42 holy macaroni all right all right we got to end on something good let's just hear some of his quote what does any of them say let's get a quote we'll get out of here what i see i think it gives people opportunities to be someone they're not. Nicosia also maintained that he had no knowledge of his wife's Twitter persona

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