Yannis Pappas Hour - Kamala’s VP Choice & The Secret Lives of Swing Voters

Episode Date: July 25, 2024

Kamala Harris can absolutely win this election if she follows Yanni’s advice. Elections are won not by targeting the left and right cultists; you have to appeal to the closeted world of swing voters. Yanni details how most politics is cultural; who really understands policy and the issues? We’ll tell you now, closeted swing voters. Who are these people? They go along to get along with their friends, but in private, they’re individuals. Speak to the voters who are different people in private than with their friends, and this election is yours. Yanni is also certain who Kamala’s VP selection will be. Also, let’s take a look at pre-Zyn Tucker and Post Zyn Tucker. Does his speech at the RNC about Trump match his texts? Who is the real Tucker, and how does Trump turn critics into Knob slobbers?  Want a more timeless and casual hang with Yanni? Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.

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Welcome to the Yanis Papas Hour. I am your favorite fake newscaster, giving you yesterday's news. And by yesterday's news, I mean, this is the Kamala Harris episode. That's, everyone's just talking about Kamala, Kamala, Kamala. She has been pushed to the front.

Still Jews out of the news. This is the Kamala Harris episode. Well, yeah, where we're giving you tomorrow's, yesterday's news today so you can have a brighter tomorrow. Still cooking with that, baby. But Elon Musk gave an interview with Jordan Peterson, where he talked about moving all of his headquarters out of California and the transgender law that Gavin Newsom passed was the final straw and everything's going to Texas the

migration to Texas Continues despite the heat people are dying They're dying over there from the sweltering heat But they're continuing to head down to Joe Rogan's mothership in Austin, where I will be in December. Probably shoot my special. But more importantly, the biggest news of the week that you will hear about is that Katy Perry's new single, Woman's World, debuted at 63 on the top 100 charts.

It ain't a Woman's World yet. I'll tell you that. Right now, we are about to experience a presidential race that is going to divide by gender. That's what we're going for. It's going to be an old prosecutor versus convicted convict. And that seems to be the storyline that both sides want to play out. Kamala, what are they gonna go after? They're gonna call her the czar of the border and they're gonna go after

her and Kamala is gonna go after Trump by making a whole bunch of bad jokes that's gonna get women cheering about how she's a prosecutor and she's prosecuting a convicted felon because the one thing politics is not about anymore is you and what policies work for you it's about the storyline it's about what you can get people interested in and it's about a good roast the next presidential debate will take place on Kill Tony. to the news and cameras, to the fake politics and the propaganda. Yeah, this kid screwed in, got a lot to say. Ah shit, it's bout to be a long day. It's a long day.

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again use the code Yanis for 10% off your order. Again that is caimanscigarswithaness.com backslash yanis for 10% off. Make sure you use my promo code Yanis so they know that I sent you. I want to get everybody excited about the news cycle. I'm feeling very optimistic. I'm feeling very optimistic about a lot of things. The first thing I want to talk about as I throw a Zin in, shout out Tucker Carlson. Zin! Do you like pre-Zin Tucker or post-Zin Tucker? I like a post-Zin recording from Maine Tucker.

That's what I like. I like a guy who's backing Trump, who spoke at the RNC. By the way, RNC, I mean, every family event I went to in Long Island, just the RNC, by the way, RNC, I mean, every family event I went to in Long Island, with just the RNC, we were outside and they brought the TV outside. It's just, it's, my in-laws, it's a, it's a, it's a stronghold for President Donald Trump out there on Long Island. I think actually in the parking lot of his strip mall, I actually saw the famous Long Island Trump truck. It's just a, it's like a Dodge,

hack back, half back or whatever. That just shows I'm a city guy. What do you call those? Half back, hatchback, just a truck you can throw hay in and just a couple of huge Trump 2020, 2024 flags in them. So that's what I saw. But Tucker Carlson spoke at the RNC and it was, I think it was a pretty good speech, but I, I personally, and I'm not even lying to you, while, yeah there it is, there's the Long Island Trump truck. I think I saw it. I mean that's a guy who's full on board. He's full on board. Tucker Carlson's speech at

the RNC was interesting because while I was listening to it, I just was remembering his internal text that got leaked. You remember that internal text where he was talking about Donald Trump? And it was just playing in my head while it was going. It's a funny, dude, if can you, here's the thing. You got the ego, the super ego and the id and now the social media personality. But where does the real person reside? Where does who you are really reside in the digital age? Where does it reside? You know where I'm, it's a rhetorical question. You know where it is? You want to know who Jesse Scatoro is? Get into the texts. Who we really are

is in the texts. You ever get into a fight with someone by texts? Then you just, because you spilled everything, you were too conflict-averse to spew out of your mouth in person. But in the text, the text, see, the text combines both the best of both worlds for revealing who you really are It gives you that sort of digital protection from that immediate response of getting like punched in the face

right and that just resistance to to stepping outside of the tribe and being different and and and Rocking the boat, you know so the text protects you that way just the same way the internet protects trolls with anonym boat, you know? So the text protects you that way. Just the same way the internet protects trolls with anonymity and, you know, private accounts or whatever, and they can say whatever, and you know. The text protects you from that immediate punch in the face.

So what you say on text is who you really are. That's what it is, okay? And that's where you spew what you feel. So Tucker's text was leaked, and in his text, he said, we are being very, very close to, he put the comma in the appropriate way, in the appropriate place. Anyone who does punctuation in a text annoys me

Who is doing Punctuation in a text you read my text. It's all caps. It's all slurs and there's no grammar Who's doing grammar in a text? It's real. You're not gonna get graded on the really you're a psychopath It makes me less it makes me like Tucker less that he has a comma between very, very. No need in a personal text. So he goes, we are very comma, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights. And then he follows up and you can note someone's emotional in texts when they don't put it all in one bubble,

because that's when they're just spewing. Because when it all comes in one bubble, when someone sends you like a very meaningful text and gets something off their chest and it comes in one bubble, you know what that means? That means they wrote it out, that means they sent it to chat GBT and they said fix grammar grammar four dot dot that.

And then they sent it after they waited, right? They took a deep breath, held it for four, released it for five and sent it. But when someone's just going, it comes in different bubbles. There's one bubble and then, oh, I forgot. And it just keeps going. That's when someone's unhinged. When it just, there's six texts in a row on the same theme.

So he sends an immediate another bubble and he goes, I truly can't wait. I truly can't wait. And then someone else says, I want nothing more. It does feel very close. I imagine things will get nice starting around mid February. And this is where it gets good. You know, right now he he's probably at a Zen.

I've been in a situation where I'm going like this. When you're at a Zen, you're just shaking old tins. You're going around the haste and you're shaking old tins and you're fucking flinging them and you're pissed and you're having like a nicotine withdrawal and you're just pissed. Who knows? He probably couldn't get to a Zen because he was out and you're just pissed. Who knows? He probably couldn't get to a Zen,

cause he was out and he lives in Maine, so there's no bodegas. The thing about being in New York is you can grab a Zen. Where I live, if I'm at a Zen, I just gotta jerk, I gotta do something, I gotta stroke, I gotta do something. I can't just lay and watch TV and just deal with it, I gotta go, ah, eh, I need a Zen.

So you know this text happened after the kid ran his Zens and he threw his Zen 10 right at a wall. And he just goes, I hate him passionately about Trump. I blew up at Peter Navarro. Now that's how you know you're dealing with an elite. Somebody who grew up in a rich family when they type you the full Peter, they full Peter. I grew up at Peter Nabarro, right? Because, you know, that's just some, that's

like a text I'd get from my brother who didn't grow up elite, but just like my mother, just that was their dream. Just get into those circles and my brother will text me he'll go, I blew up at William Asperos. You know, no Billy, no Bill. It's just an elite kind of, you know, I want to be in with the Blue Bloods. I want to be with those legacy people. I want to be on the Gold Coast and when I text you I I wanna give full names. I blew up at Peter Navarro. No, I blew up, if it's not an elite thing, I blew up against that fucknut, P. Navav or something. You know fucking Pete? I fucking hate Pete.

That's a working class text, right? And then the guy goes, ah, fuck Pete, and he goes, yeah, fuck him, but he's a good guy too. But I fucking hate Pete. I blew up at Peter Navarro today in frustration, period. I don't like the proper grammar. I actually like Peter. I like Peter.

I actually like Pete is what it should say. But he goes, I actually like Peter, but I can't handle much more of this. Isn't there more? Yeah, these are just screenshots. Yeah, you know, I was going in on that thinking that you had the juicy one. Oh, is there more of this. Isn't there more? Yeah, these are just screenshots. Yeah, you know, I was going in on that thinking that you had the juicy one. Oh, is there more of the juicy one?

So now you gotta pull it up quick because he got me all hyped up like Tucker was when he texted his true feelings about Donald Trump. Because my point still holds, the real you, I'm talking to the viewers out there, is not who you are online. It's not who you are online. It's not who you are in the comment section. It's not who you are even when you're with someone in person.

It's who you are in your texts. Here's Tucker. There isn't really an upside to Trump. I hate him passionately. I hate him passionately. And then at the RNC, I mean, he was knobbing the dude. I mean, he was just knobbing the dude. Much like Nikki Haley, just knobbing the dude. You know who's the best example of that? JD Vance. Just, I give it to Trump. You got to give credit where credit's due.

He makes these dudes bend the knee. Like they come, they're just like, I hate this guy, can't stand this guy. And then the next thing you know, they're just going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And it's just great to watch. J.D. Vance called him a whole bunch of horrible things. Now he's his vice president.

Tucker came out there, just gawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawgawg I don't know. The real me is in my texts. I think so. I think the real me is in my texts. Do you know what I'm saying about how the real you is in the texts? I have some of those texts. Yeah, you got some of those texts. That's the real person in the texts. Because in person, you're navigating the social norms, you know what I mean? You're trying to figure out a way to say it, and you're dancing dancing around it trying to you know what on the phone you're doing the same thing But in text you just let your feelings fly When you go on your text rants, I put my phone down for like 10 minutes

I know you're not gonna be done with my or my therapist My Minute you should look at the bubbles. I think I've broken records for how big I could make a bubble. I've made a bubble, Jess, go. And I definitely know who is putting grammar in their texts. Even he's got a comma between very, very, and then he's got three dots between being able, we're very close to being able to ignore Trump,

and then dot, dot, dot, I truly can't wait. Who puts the dot dot dot I just would have put we are fucking very close to being able to ignore Trump. I truly can't wait no grammar Exclamation point and they go are you and then I would have said are you hammered due to Saturday night? And also dude, do you know how you don't happen to have any freaking Zen anywhere? I'll drive over. I'll blow you for a Zen. I'm irritable right now. So I did get to watch a little bit of the RNC because I was forced to watch it at Family Functions. I mean the thing was on and Trump came out, the Hulkster came out and ripped his shirt off.

It's very fun to watch. It's a fun time. I am fully in support of WWE wrestling stars at political conventions. Because if you think about it, I mean, here it is. It really is wrestling, right? I mean, you got two parties, you got the good guys, you got the bad guys, and they shuffle shit around every couple years, and the money guys really control things, right? So why not? Why not just pull the mask back and let the Hulkster, an old Hulkster, looking great, dude. See, here's the good thing to dyeing your Florida hair

completely white when you're younger, is that when you get older, you can just keep it white. Now he doesn't have to dye it anymore. But doesn't the Hulkster look great? Yeah, is he like 70 now? No, dude, he's gotta be older than 70, brother. Looks great for 70. Yeah, there's nobody more Florida than Hulk Hogan. You can just hear him going like,

can I get another michellata? Hey, Mee-goo. He really is Derek from Tallahassee. What's up? My name's Hulk Hogan, brother. 70. He's 70, good call. He looks great. He looks great.

Does Hulk ever say, you know what? I'm done with Hulkamania. Does he ever walk away like Jim Carrey walked away? You know, Jim Carrey is now like the guy behind the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy, until he's got like another blockbuster, you know, um, blockbuster kids movie coming out. And then he's Jim Carrey again. But other than that, he's like, I'm the guy behind the guy, behind the guy, and I'm sick of wearing this Jim Carrey mask. Does Hulk ever go home and go like, I just can't, I can't do this again. I can't be spotted at a pool in Florida and go like, I just can't, I can't do this again. I can't be spotted at a pool in Florida and go like, yeah brother, I can't.

Does it ever? Do you remember when the sex tape for Hulk was released? I think he was still the Hulkster during that. Oh yeah. He's like, come on baby. Come on baby, the Iron Sheik gave it to me harder than that in 86. Oh, baby, give me that fucking, give me that curled boot.

Thing about Hulk Hogan is I, I, I'm pretty sure I remember that his wife, um, left him for her, for her son's friend. Oh, really? Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Which let me just tell you something right now. I wouldn't expect anything less out of Florida.

When I heard about the sharks who tested positive cocaine for cocaine, I said that's off the coast of Florida, right? And you go, no, that's Brazil. And then I go, okay, that would have been my second choice. My first choice definitely would've been Florida, that there's sharks testing positive for cocaine, but Brazil would've been my second choice. I mean, yeah, I think that's what happened to Hulk's wife.

I think she left him for her son's friend. And whatever happened to his daughter, who was like hot but also big. She was trying to be a pop star, right? Yeah, like she was trying to do music. What happened to her career? I mean if Carrie, if Katy Perry can't crack the top 10, I don't know how Paisley Hogan is doing. Her name was Brooke Hogan. What's she up to now? She's in her 30s, she's well into her 30s,

but Brooke is still out there. Miss Hogan looking good. Billy Ray feeling good. Lewis. She's still out there. Her Graham says entrepreneur. She's an entrepreneur now. She's an entrepreneur.

God and good vibes. Yeah. She's doing some, she's doing some. There she is. Yeah. I think her mom is, is her mom still with their son's friend? Can you find out? This is turned into TMZ.

Yeah. I mean, better than, I mean, before we get to Kamala, let's talk about some more important news, let's talk about important news, like Tucker Carlson's in addiction and Brooke Hogan and her mom's, her name was Sky. Wait, that's his wife now. Yeah, no, you got to go with Brooke's mom. Is Brooke's mom still with her brother's, is Brooke's mom still with her brother's friend. Jesus. Oh. Oh, Brooke doesn't talk to her mom anymore. Let's get into it. Let's get into it because this is very upsetting news for me. This is very upsetting news,

but this was a long time ago, right? Yeah, this is 2008. Yeah, this is 2008. Yeah, this is 2008. Her father and mother are pretty ugly divorce. Yeah, so her 48 year old mother, Linda, started dating 19 year old Charlie Hill. Her brother, Nick, is serving an eight month sentence for felony reckless driving.

So the early 2000s were tough for the Hogan family. But didn't he win some big lawsuit against, what did you just write? What did you read? It's just funny how much Hulk Hogan knowledge you have. Dude, I'm all in on the Hulkster. You really are. Yeah, I am a real American.

I liked him when I was eight. Yeah, fight for the rights of every man. How many people do you think were on board and switched their vote when Hogan came out? For the RNC. I mean, it is a power move, right? Have them show about your convention, rip your shirt off.

Yeah, it's tough, it's tough. It's tough when a woman goes through a midlife crisis at 48, she starts banging your son's friend. It's tough, dude. And then it'slife crisis at 48, she starts banging your son's friend. That's tough, dude. And then it's public knowledge and everyone's got to talk about it. But here's the thing. It's not a big deal if you're in Florida.

Everyone's at the pool. Everyone looks good. Anything can happen. You know what I mean? That's just awkward for Nick. That's Nick. Nick's calling from prison. He's just calling for Nick. Was that his, that's Nick. Nick, Nick's calling from prison. He's just calling his buddy Charlie.

He's like, hey dude, are you banging my mom, dude? What is up with Linda Hogan these days? Let's see, where is Linda Hogan now? Well, go to her Instagram. Let's see if she's an entrepreneur. She now lives in Los Angeles and her boyfriend is 21 what no, I don't know What is what's she up to Linda Hogan? There she is She's going for Trump bag. Oh

Yeah, look at that. Yeah picture of her and Trump together. Yeah Oh yeah, look at that. Yeah. Picture of her and Trump together. Yeah. She's an animal rights activist and mom to Brooke. Mom to Brooke, Nick and my dogs. No mention of Hulk. No mention of Hulk.

She's a reality TV star and avocado farmer now. Let's see her tweets. Probably some hard Trump. Let's see, Linda, Linda Hogan. That, look, when you talk about who royalty is, American royalty, it's Hulk and Linda Hogan. So Linda's gotta be in her 60s now, right? Is she going hard?

Is she doing Big Mike tweets? Nah, just a lot of animal stuff. All right, that's what I call Trump light. Okay? I'm not impressed. I'm not impressed with the Trump fans who just go, I'm voting for Trump, I like Trump. I wanna see Big Mike tweets.

Oh, here's a good one. Yeah, here we go. Here's Biden as the Ayatollah Khomeini. That's what I'm talking, that's what I wanna see. That's what you wanna see. I wanna know how into it she is. know how, how into it she is. I want to know how into it she is. Because what's happened, man, is since, since everyone has gotten interested in politics,

people are interested in politics to their intellectual capability. And for a lot of people, that means putting Biden in an Ayatollah turban. Can you show this? Yeah, you'll be able to show this up. And then of course the comments, awesome, Trump, love. Everyone's just too involved in politics. Are you on the Trump train?

Here's some rappers rapping about Trump, vote Trump. When we were coming up, there was no, there was no rap movement for any candidate, you know? I guess there was a little bit, but not really. It's just like with the hats and the outfits and it's just gotten crazy. Now here's, here's from Harvey. Harvey Boy Music says to Linda,

y'all are brave doing this. Don't forget the government will start digging up stuff even if your parents background and before you know it, they're raiding your house. Politics is dangerous, my guy. Thank you, Harvey Boy Music.

Did you think you'd be living in a time where Harvey Boy Music is weighing in? Y'all are brave doing this. Y'all are brave for making this video putting Biden to Turban because yo, they'll find you. I knew we'd find it. I knew there would be a Big Mike video or Biden to Turban. I just knew. And these are some of the accounts I like to follow because they're the most entertaining. I love a good Big Mike. I can't get enough of Big Mike follows. If you want to have fun, get out of the real politics

and get into the extreme politics, Because the extreme politics isn't about policy or anything like that. And it just makes you laugh, you know what I mean? That's what I wanna see. I wanna see nude pictures of Hunter Biden. I wanna see big Mike conspiracies. I wanna see Biden and the turban in an AR generated video. That's what I wanna see.

I wanna go see Linda Hogan's take on the presidential election. That's what I wanna see. That's what I want to see. I want to go see Linda Hogan's take on the presidential election. That's what I want to see That's that's what I'm into you don't feel bad for Obama at all He could never go because this is because they're calling it. No, I don't feel bad for Obama You want to know I don't feel we feel bad for Obama because he's got 300 million dollars He's going on vacation with the CEO of Virgin Yeah, but he could never log on to Twitter. Not once, not once. Do you think Obama wants to go on Twitter? Maybe once in a while.

Dude, he is sipping the oldest, finest red wines. He might wanna scroll the gram for a minute. Nah, he don't wanna scroll the gram, dude. He's Obama. He's playing like elite level Dungeons and Dragons and wearing a ghost mask. He's in the elites, dude. He's in elite parties.

He's showing up, he's playing pickup basketball with guys he secretly wants to bang. He's in another place. He's living in a beachfront property. It's worth like 22 milli. He's on Martha's Vineyard. You think he wants to check in on the gram? He wants to fucking sneak a Newport

behind a bush in the vineyard. So you think he's oblivious to the Big Mike conspiracy? No, it's gotten to him. It's gotten to him. I feel bad for his daughters. Oh, they know. They of course know. Yeah. How many times you think someone's done a ring and run on his daughter's dorm room when she was in college? Going, big bike, and then ran. That's the tough part. But no, I think they chalk it up to nonsense.

They might have been aware of it, but they just chalk it up to nonsense. Chalk it up, why can't I say chalk it up? They chalk it up to nonsense. They're above it, they fly above it. They fly above it. They're just flying, they're flying high and living good He's banging dudes and like you know, they're all they're all secretly gay, you know

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You can't show up. I think that American fencer, I don't know if she's still in her prime, but I remember she had a Nike hijab on. Remember that era where it was just like Nike hijabs were everywhere? But apparently France banned them, right? No hajeebs?

But I apparently the France banned them right no hijab no he jeeps And I think human rights groups are upset or whatever Yeah, France won't allow its athletes to wear headscarves during the games They're not letting it happen Yeah Yeah. Now does that mean the French athletes or all athletes? I don't know. I don't know. But France has cracked down and Amnesty International

has called France's restrictions on religious attire blatant discrimination. France doesn't seem to care. Yeah. Yeah. This is something I don't think I care about at all. I mean, I don't see a problem with people wearing hijabs to play the sport.

What's wrong with a hijab? Put the jeeb on. I don't see a problem with people wearing hijibs to play the sport. What's wrong with a hijib? Put the jeeban. I don't know if you can go, you probably shouldn't play in full storm trooper. Right. But even if you want to play that way, that's fine too. I mean, I don't know. It's up to you. It's up to you.

So yeah, this is gonna affect like all these Middle Eastern countries and female athletes. They gotta wear full body suits. Yeah, look, this doesn't affect the guys one bit. This doesn't affect the guys one bit. And Western women are always torn on this, right? Because the, the hejeeab, you know, supposedly women can't show their hair and stuff, like women got to be very humble and stuff like that. But then they go with the, hey, don't be Islamophobic. So they're like always torn, like, are you a feminist or

are you against Islamophobia? So they're always torn. I don't know if you can be both, but they've found out a way to be both. They have found out a way to be feminists and also defend the hejib. And Nike's marketing department surely figured out a way to do it as well. But who cares, dude? She looks like the Flash or whatever. Look like the Flash, who cares?

It's cultural too, I guess, I don't know. I don't care anymore at all. I don't care anymore at all about any of those issues because it's out of the news. And it's all about Kamala Harris. It's all about Kamala. Kamala, Kamala, Kamala. Kamala is going to be the Democratic nominee. She's stepping into the shoes. Vice President will probably be the dude whose wife, was it Kathy Gibbert or whatever,

who got shot a bunch of times from Arizona. That former astronaut, that's my guess. What's his name again? I think he will probably be the VP. You think it's gonna be him? I think he will probably be the VP. It's gonna be him. I think it's gonna be Mark Kelly. I think it'd be Arizona Senator Mark Kelly. What are the other options? Well here are nine possible running mates according to Politico. According to Politico. Is he on that list? Yeah he's number two. Okay so me and Politico think similar. Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro. I don't know anything about him.

Good-looking guy of the tribe probably with the name Shapiro, right? 51 years old. 51. White dude. Yeah. They got Kelly at number two. So I think it's gonna be Mark Kelly because you know you got the woman up there, she's gonna go up there talking about reproductive rights, woman's body, she's gonna really hang her hat on that. Like I said, it's gonna be a gender war. And then I think you're gonna want a man who is an astronaut, a Navy combat pilot,

something to appeal to those swing voters. And his wife got shot. His wife got shot. Wife took a bullet for democracy as well. Trump doesn't miss a beat, dude. I took a bullet for democracy. He doesn't miss a beat. He does not miss a beat.

So, and he tweeted, I couldn't be more confident that Vice President Kamala Harris is the right person to defeat Donald Trump. This is probably right after he got the call. Like it's gonna be you. It's not gonna be Gretchen Whitmer, right? That's the Michigan governor that they tried to kidnap. God, our country.

Remember that whole plot to kidnap her? Can't have two women, right? Yeah, dude, like I said, we need a Tylenol for this country. Can't have two women, right? Yeah, dude, like I said, we need a Tylenol for this country, can't have two women. It's definitely not gonna be Kentucky Governor Andy Bisher. I mean, what do they care about carrying Kentucky? There's no way they're gonna carry Kentucky. But I can't believe Kentucky has a democratic governor.

That's impressive. North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper. He's got the look. He's got the look. That's it, that could be it. Just from the look, I don't know anything about him, but it could be him. But he's got no story, right?

Newsom's not interested. No. Because if he was, he'd be the nominee. He's just not, he's obviously not interested. Cause he's really got the look, dude. He looks like George Hamilton. He's got the look and he's got the gift of gab, but he's not interested.

So I think they're going to go with the story, but here's what the Democratic party has been doing. They go all wrong. So they'll probably pick fat Illinois governor, J.B. Pritzker. Look at this guy. He's never turned down a garbage plate in his life. I mean, look at that double chin. They'll probably get some fat guy. It'll probably be Nadler who can barely walk because he's so formerly fat. The Democratic Party in some ways gives the American population too much credit. You know, that's the thing that the Republicans

are tapped into that the Democrats aren't. Is the Democrats go with this lofty shit? It's like, where's the story, man? That's what people are gonna vote for. They don't understand all these complicated issues. Most people vote culturally, dude. They vote culturally. Haven't you noticed that?

It's cultural. You live in upstate New York. The chances are you're culturally Republican. You love your gun. You know, you want people off your lawn. Your whole family's Republican. You hate diversity. If you live in the city, you love diversity because it's in your kid's school.

You go to the bodega. You know, you're all about, you live across the street in a $14 million house, but across the streets of projects. So you want them to get as much funding as possible so they don't rob your multimillion dollar house. It's kind of like you have to deal. Democrats live in places where they have to deal with things. Republicans live in places where they don't have to deal with stuff.

So they just want everything away. And just, I'm self-sufficient. They grow their own potatoes, they got a tomato garden, whatever it is. They shop at Walmart. And they live their life and they go have a soup and a salad at Panera and they just want to be left alone. They want to go to dicks, sporting good, and they want to peruse campfire equipment, knives,.22 rifles. That's just what they want to do. So they just vote culturally. Most people just vote culturally. Whatever your parents are into, that's the story

you're going to hear. Wherever you live, city or country, that's the story you're gonna hear. And so Democrats need to start getting in touch with telling the story of their candidates. That's what they need to do. What's the story here? What's the story? I don't want to know how smart he is. I don't want to know, you know, I want to know the story, man. This guy's a Navy pilot. Yeah, his wife got shot. He was an astronaut. Yeah, he's a man.

Play him up. I want him to come out to like Meek Mill, not Meek Mill, because he was banging puffy. What's some real manly stuff? 50, 50 cents, something just man, man, just emphasize man, because you're talking to swing voters. about talking to swing voters you're not gonna convince some 23 year old girl who lives in Carroll Gardens Brooklyn to vote Trump it ain't

gonna happen you're not gonna convince some 51 year old car heart wearing steel boot tip owning upstate anywhere white guy to vote for Kamala Harris. It's not going to happen. You got to get the swings. You got to get those swings. You got to get the guys who got the steel tip boots, who wear the Carhartt sweaters and sweatshirts to Thanksgiving family dinners, right? Drinking Bud Light. That's what you want. You want to get those guys that have secret gay fantasies. That's the swing voter, right? The manly man on the outside who lives in the country outside the city but has secret gay fantasies. The guy who's not afraid to have a secret world that he doesn't tell his buddies about. And that's probably about 30% of the people who live out there. And then you want to get the city people who have the

secret fantasies of getting rid of everyone that doesn't look like them in their neighborhood. That's who you are appealing to. Did you get my point there? Elections come down to appealing to the people who have secret worlds. The ones who go to dinner parties and go, yeah, man. Well dinner party is more of a liberal thing. So you're appealing to the liberals who go to dinner parties

who go, oh, man, I hate Trump. I hate him. And they even can even like, ugh. I have a visceral reaction to him. And then they walk out and they go and they see a homeless person and they just go, I'm voting for Trump secretly. It's the people with a secret world.

And then you wanna appeal to that guy who lives in the country, who just goes, Trump 2024, and then he just, he gets home and he turns on fucking Gloria Gaynor. He just turns it on. He just fucking, you know, he never got a chance. He never was brave enough to move to the city, but in his room, he just does it and he sneaks

on Grindr and he just does it. And he just goes, come on, come on, come on in private. That's who you're appealing to. That's what the election comes down to. The 30% of Americans who aren't who they say they are. They're one thing amongst their friends to fit in, but secretly they either wanna get rid of all the immigrants or they wanna just be in a gay dance party. And that's what it comes down to.

Those are your swing. Those are your swing voters. That's who it is. The people who are not who they are in public. That's who you're voting for, people who got a secret private life. I would be a great democratic strategist because I would just explain to them in very

layman and blunt terms what we're dealing with here. This is a culture war. That's all it is. It's a culture war. People vote on culture. Don't waste your time with the, you know, the suburbs and the, I mean the country. Don't waste your time.

Don't waste your time on the country states. Don't waste your time. Don't waste your time, okay? Spend all your time Talking to an just make an image of who that guy is Right and just talk to him because that'll swing your vote in only a few states Let's get specific it comes down to a few states at this point, right? Pennsylvania I

Think Florida is pretty red now So it comes down to Pennsylvania Illinois I think Florida's pretty red now. So it comes down to Pennsylvania, Illinois, right? What does it come down to? What are the swing states? Wisconsin, swing state? It comes, you're talking to that Wisconsin dude, right? Who's going deer hunting with his buddies on the weekends. But when he gets in his car alone,

he puts on Taylor Swift. That is who you're voting for. You're basically, you're actually trying to appeal to Nate Bargatze. Who loves Taylor Swift? So your swing states are Colorado, Florida. I think you can probably get rid of Florida. I think it's pretty red. But it's still swingy, right?

It's swingy. Yeah, that might be it. It'll fuck, you guys can swap wives. That might be outdated. Yeah, but it's pretty accurate. Go back up to the top. Colorado, Michigan, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina. I forgot Ohio.

Ohio's the big one, right? Cause Chicago's got a big population. So basically how many blacks go out for the Liberal Party is the way Ohio's the big one, right? Because Chicago's got a big population. So basically how many blacks go out for the Liberal Party is the way Ohio's gonna go. It's essentially what it is. Is that wrong? Where's Chicago? That's Cleveland.

Sorry. Right? So basically how many blacks show up at the voting polls in Cleveland. And in Illinois, it's how many blacks show up at the voting polls in Cleveland. And in Illinois, it's how many blacks show up at the voting polls. And in Pennsylvania, another swing state should be up there, Pennsylvania. It's how many in Philly really come out.

Because the rest of Pennsylvania, I don't think I've gone anywhere in Pennsylvania outside of like inner gentrified Pittsburgh or Philly and seen one Kamala sign. It's all Trump. In fact, I remember being on the road the last time he ran and like anywhere you go in Pennsylvania it's just Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump everywhere. So it really comes down to these swing states, the turnout, but more importantly, really, really marketing to those secret life gays. You gotta get the closet vote.

You gotta get the closet vote, dude. And it's not just about sexuality, it's people, you know that type of person, there's so many people like that, who in private are willing to do something different because they, they want to get along where they live, but they want to still have a safe world for their secret desires. And a lot of those guys blow guys. A lot of those guys, a lot of those Republicans secretly blow guys. And I bet you a lot of those guys secretly vote for the party that supports the gays more. And a lot of those liberals in the city, right,

a lot of them have secret fantasies about just deporting everyone that does not look like them and keeping their neighborhoods crime-free and rich. And so that's who you're targeting. I know people like that who have a public face and then say things privately and I'm going like you're up for grabs aren't you you're up for grabs you know you get that vibe we like this person's up for grabs and then you talk to those people you go like

this person is not up for grabs because they're basically in a cult. They're in a cult. A lot of the people that are solidly in the Democratic or Republican camps are really show the same signs as being in a cult. They really remind me. here's some of the, um, here's some of the traits of cults by an expert. This expert is John Jill Leitch. She's a, she's an expert in cultic studies and professor of sociology at Cal State. And, uh, I was reading something about it. I thought it was very interesting. The psychology of cults, They offer a clear, confident vision and assert the superiority of their group. That's one of the hallmarks of a cult. As for the leaders themselves, they typically present themselves as infallible, confident, and grandiose. I did the best. I got the best record. They ignore the criticisms and they change the subject.

That's what candidates do. They go, what about this? And they go, we've been strong on the economy. You're like, you didn't answer my question, right? A cult is a group or movement with a shared commitment to a usually extreme ideology that is typically embodied in a charismatic leader. Dems and repubs.

Followers who are craving belonging and security gain a sense of those things as well as confidence through their participation in the group. Right? Yeah, we're all together, fucking. Let's put our pussy hats out there and do it. So those are like the strongest signs. And you can see that in all cults. And often that's why I feel like partisan politics is very cultish because it has

those qualities. You know, whenever you see those qualities, you're dealing with someone who has like a cult like mindset, they're gaining some sort of confidence or security in the group, you know. So you're not targeting those people, you're gaining some sort of confidence or security in the group. You know? So you're not targeting those people. You're not targeting the people in the cult. You're targeting those people with a secret life.

Target people with a secret life. And if Kamala and her team can do that, I think they got a pretty good shot, actually. I don't think this is a shoe-in. I don't think this is a shoe in. I don't think this is a shoe in for Trump. I know the Vegas line has Donald Trump as like a big minus 250 favor or something like that. Yeah, minus 250 Kamala one plus I think this this line was done before. She was the official nominee, which seems like she's like the

defacto official. I mean, it seems like she's like the de facto official. I mean, it seems like it's her, right? Like, I don't know if this has been an official announcement, but it's her. Everyone, it's like, so this is probably done right before because they got Gavin Newsom at a pluck 6,000, Michelle Obama plus 1,400, Kamala Harris plus 165 to be president. And they got Donnie T at a negative 250. I think this is current because Biden's not on the list. Biden's not on the list.

Hillary Clinton at a plus 3000. RFK Junior at a, this will disappoint RFK Junior fans, plus 5000. So him and Gavin Newsom have the lowest odds to challenge Donnie Tee, who they got it at a negative 250. But I think the latest Reuters poll, as of today, has Kamala up, just the excitement

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