Yannis Pappas Hour - Lauren Boebert’s West Side Story

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, fans of the Yanis Papas hour and people who are just discovering this because the algorithm decided you may like it because you watch I don't know what, because there's nothing like it, baby. We're the only ones and that's why we fall through the cracks of the algorithm. That's why I'm going to be asking for your support right at the beginning of this episode. the cracks of the algorithm. That's why I'm going to be asking for your support right at the beginning of this episode. But we do have a great episode because the Supreme Court has upheld regulation by the Biden administration on ghost guns. And I say, come on, it's Halloween. Let the ghosts have their guns. What's wrong with you? Why would you do that? Good news for condors or bad

news for condors, depending on where you find yourself along the divide of vaccines, because what they're going to do is vaccinate condors, who are an endangered bird species, because they're in danger of being extinct because of a bird flu. So I think the condors were quoted as saying, we're in favor of the vaccines until one of our birds watches a Rogan episode. And then it might change.

Putin and Xi have met, you know, to talk about their favorite food in movies. Nothing big, no big whoop, nothing to be scared of. The situation in Israel has been contained right now. It hasn't spilled over into Iraq, Egypt, Syria. I can't, I don't have enough breath to say all the 22 countries that surround Israel. You're surrounded. Come up with your arms up.

A grandmother and a granddaughter have made history by becoming the first granddaughter and grandmother tag team to be flight attendants on a flight. Hopefully it is Lauren Burburg because she's going to be looking for new employment soon. And she's a grandmother. Isn't she in her 30s? She's a grandmother. Also more Lauren

or hopefully they're Puerto Rican because in that way, probably the grandmother could be 17. And the granddaughter could be 17. And the granddaughter could be 12. I don't know how it happens, but those people pull it off. There's also more Lauren Boebert news. Unfortunately, it's not

that she has started an OnlyFans, because we'd all be ready for that. So unfortunately, I can't tell you that. And unfortunately, I don't know if there's any deepfakes yet. So I don't have any good news for the Colorado Boebert supporters. But I will say that Lauren Boebert

What was it again? The news? The big news? Remember? I said it was in the post so it's right? Don't worry about that hard cut. It's not because I said a slur. It's because I forgot the Boebert story. Now I remember. much like she forgets the legislation she's supposed to vote on

because she's too busy veinting and playing with... See? I got you YouTube algorithm. People know what I mean, but I didn't say the word. She has, uh, it has been found that Lauren Boebert has spent $317, I believe, at her ex-Buse bar, which has a funny name.

And that bar has many LGTBQ friendly events like drag shows for children, probably, who knows? But she broke up with him after she found out he was a Democrat. Much like in Cuba, when parents of Cuban immigrants, when sons of Cuban immigrants find out that their son is dating a Democratic woman. This is the new Romeo and Juliet story. It's Lauren Boebert and whatever this guy's name was, who's got a nice hog. She found out he was a Democrat and she said she broke up. We're going to talk all about that because I'm sure

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You want somebody who's going, I'm for fracking. And you go, oh, that's so hot. I hate you. A good hate sex session is good.

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Does she like hand gliding? Was she going to go hand gliding on her next vacation? Or was that a wink or a dog whistle to Hamas? Nobody knows. The FDA is planning on banning menthol cigarettes. They've taken a huge step forward in banning menthol cigarettes. What's next? Are they going to make black people wear belts? This is the Giannis Papas Hour.

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much like New York City Mayor Eric Adams went down below the border to tell those people, stop coming. And guess what? As you would expect, it didn't work. Much like Blinken and much like Biden, much like our governor i don't even know her name because i just remember andrew cuomo i don't even know what this which his name is i'm trying not to curse the first few minutes what's her name kathy something hokal chat kathy hokal says she's going to take a trip to israel to show solidarity that should fix it That should fix it. That should fix it. It's much like an Amy Schumer post. It should fix it.

It's fixed. When celebrities speak up, I feel a weight off my shoulders because I say, finally, someone has spoken about the issues. You know what my favorite thing about celebrity posts in response to tragedies is? It could basically be summed up as this i don't support bad things i don't support bad things bad things are bad

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He's better than the last guy, but you know what? I think my three-year-old daughter could have done a decent job as well. I mean, the last guy, I think I've blacked out his name because it was traumatic. I know he had a fake name, and I think he was also Fidel Castro's nephew. I think Fidel Castro has a lot

of nephews. By the way, the conspiracy theories have already arrived about Netanyahu standing down and letting that happen. So because, you know, Netanyahu, people don't like him in Israel, right? There were big protests against him. The timing is a little interesting. It's a little interesante.

I just don't know if I want to live in a world where I believe that state leaders would do something like that. The problem is they do all the time. They do all the time. Do you think he allowed it to happen so his country would rally behind him and he'd show a force?

Because if there's one thing he's good at, it's stepping on the gas. Netanyahu steps in the gas he does not respect speed limits yeah when it comes to dropping um dropping uh humanitarian aid bombs so maybe nothing galvanizes a country like a terrorist attack nothing galvanizes a country like a terrorist attack. Nothing galvanizes a country like a terrorist attack. Nothing galvanizes a country like a war. The timing is convenient for him. But, I mean, that would be pretty gruesome if he did that. That's evil.

That's just straight evil. That's just straight evil. So who knows? I don't know. I don't know. Here I am saying I don't know. There is a motive, but it could be considered far-fetched as well. I don't know if you'd have to let something –

what they did was they broke – it's just a fence, by the way. It's just surveillance. I don't know how much people look into this stuff. It's just a fence, right? But they have concrete under the fence because of the tunnels and stuff like that. But it's just a fence. But it's surveillance. And they have all these towers.

I think they use drones to bomb the towers. They use power gliders or whatever Alicia Keys wants to get her hands on for a nice vacation in St. Thomas or something. I don't know. We'll be talking about it in a second. But Alicia Keys made a paragliding reference. Now, here's the deal. People are saying that it's a dog whistle,

which is one of my favorite, because you can really expand anything. I remember when this became a dog whistle, the okay sign. And then people were posting, like, Steph Curry going for three. Some people going, I'm okay.

You know, like football players going like on the field, right. They're getting the, the, they're about to get an ambulance and they're like, I'm all right. And they're like,

Oh my God. Oh my God. I did not know that Saquon Barkley was a white supremacist. You could really, you could really call anything a dog whistle, but she was accused of her reference to paragliding as a dog whistle. Now I did read her Instagram post and it did seem to come out of nowhere, right? It's almost like she was saying, I love tacos. By the way, anyone know where I could get any good paragliding equipment?

She says, question, what would you do if you weren't afraid of anything? Tell me your truth. I had my eyes on paragliding, and then she put a bunch of eye emojis. I think the world's gone to crap since Alicia McKee's put makeup back on you remember

when she was doing that whole thing that again that worked but thank god there was a multi-million dollar icon celebrity um speaking up for feminism like that that's really what was the problem is imagine trying to convince women uh to not wear makeup the women were going like our whole thing is fooling these guys into thinking that we're hotter than what are you doing we got heels on we're not that tall okay i got fake boobies i got makeup on don't take that from us okay i'm trying to score me a jewish doctor here trying to score me don't take away mauricio's dream what do you want to do chance to put us at take away Maurice's dream. What are you trying to do? Trying to put us at a disadvantage?

It's nice for you to not wear makeup because you were born with a beautiful mixed face. Look how gorgeous she is. Yeah, there's a little eyeliner there. I think she... You know what's funny? She tried it and it just didn't make a wave. It didn't make

the news. That's just one of those things. It's like trying to yell about the WNBA support. You're going like, it just echoes. It echoes like Lou Gehrig speech today, today, today. It's like, so we gotta, we gotta get equal pay, pay, pay, pay. Cause like, there's no women listening, you know? It's funny. Cause they're yelling at guys and guys are like, I watch it.

If nothing else is on, I'll tune in. I love basketball so much. I've been watching the WNBA finals. It's because I love basketball so much. But you can't expect other men are going to be so into basketball that they'd want to watch women play

a sport that it's a little unflattering watching women's basketball. You know, they make a lot of mistakes. They dribble off their knees. You know, a girl gets a ball in the post and she does like a, just a hard layup. You know, it's just, it'll never be the high flying acrobatic entertaining sport that is male basketball. It's one of those sports where you're like, you got to leave your feet or run really fast. You know, it's just, it'll never be. So she, it just, she tried this big thing

where she's like, I'm against makeup. I don't know if it was because she was scared. She didn't like that animals were putting on lipstick, which I think is hilarious. I mean, seeing a monkey with lip liner is hilarious. You know, they experiment on these on these makeup companies experiment on animals. It's bad. I'm just joking. But a monkey in lipstick is funny. OK, I'm not saying they should do it, but it is funny. I don't know if it was that or if she was

trying to make a feminist, you know, stand, but she stopped wearing makeup and she still looked great. And all the dog face bitches were like, good for you. I got an appointment to fucking fix this horn I got on my face as I shaved down. These doctors put me under and give me a new nose.

And you're goddamn right I'm going to put face paint on. I'm going to be walking around. I'm not going to dinner not looking like I'm in a play. It's happening. They even put makeup on men on fucking TV. Yeah, you got to pat yourself down.

You got to pat yourself down to get away from, to get the shine away. She says I went through my own experience or really feeling rebellious about what people were telling me, what the world society was. Shut the fuck up. World society was telling me what I was supposed to look like because I fell into that. I subscribed to it. The 42 year old said on her decision to stop wearing cosmetics. So is she still doing it?

Here's the deal. Don't even Google it because who cares? The verdict is who cares? It's not going to work. Oh, oh here we go I was right Keyes has since started wearing makeup again but she said it's she said it's about deciding to do so on her own terms and not trying to meet external beauty standards

women been wearing makeup like ancient civilizations they were wearing makeup and tricking us you know what i mean you ever wake up in the morning you're like ah i love the way sometimes they refer to as i gotta put my face on you're like that's you summed it up put a put your face on because right now it's like you're walking around like you got a uh a, you took cannonball fire to the face. There's these videos on TikTok, which are crazy.

They go viral. And these women's like, the women did these transformation videos and they go viral and they get massive fun. These chicks look so, they're like ugly, like missing teeth. And they put their teeth in and then they like do this contouring and makeup.

Yeah. And they look gorgeous. So and then they like do this contouring and makeup. Yeah. And, um, you know, they look gorgeous. So it's like a transformation from a troll to a princess, you know? I mean, you need makeup. I would never be against makeup. Um, you know, in the rare chance that I may get blown by a transvestite. I don't want the more makeup, the better. I don't want him to be without makeup. The more makeup, the better.

I mean, this is an assault in the drag community. There's a lot of transvestites who like to secretly blow straight dudes, and they rely on heavy contouring to be able to do it. It's a trick. It really is a funny trick. The pantyhose, the whole thing. And you take them off and just fat falls out everywhere. They got their boobs pressing together.

You take it out. It's like, boop, boop, National Geographic. Every woman without a bra looks like she's a pygmy. No, not a pygmy. Bleep it. What are the short tribe? You're going to have to bleep that. They are the pygmy. No, not a pygmy. Bleep it. What are the short tribe? You're going to have to bleep that. They are the pygmies.

The pygmies are the sharp ones, right? Yeah. Are they called the pygmies? Yeah. They're a pygmy, yeah. We'll make sure because there's also a type of other animal that's called a pygmy. What's that? You're going to have to bleep this whole thing.

What's the animal? Pygmy tribe. Just go pygmy tribe. Just go pick me tribe. And we could keep this in if I was right. Pick me people. Yeah. I was like an African tribe. It was the only one I could think of.

It's the one that Kevin Hart comes from. Speaking of black people, should we be preparing for riots now that they're getting rid of menthol cigarettes? I think so. I mean, what are you going to do? Are you going to get rid of Newports? The hood's not happy.

I mean, how is that not racist? You're not going to get rid of Parliament lights? Can't get another Marlboro late. Can't get another Marlboro late. Models, can't even Marlboro late. Oh my God, Johnny Depp was here. Can't get Marlboro late. You're never goinglboro Light? Models, can you have a Marlboro Light? Oh, my God. Johnny Depp was here. Can I get a Marlboro Light? You're never going to hear that out of a black person.

Go, yo, you got a Marlboro Light? Yo, my man. My man, you got a camel on you? No. Black people love, they love menthol cigarettes. And swishers. Now, you, yeah, what are swishers? Those are like those sweet cigars.

They smell. Oh, because, yeah, the FDA also wants to get rid of the flavored cigars yeah and uh the jamaican community is not happy about this buju bantan is about to release come out of retirement to release a hate song boom bye bye in the fda head rude no, promote them. FDA, they must be dead. Yeah, the FDA is an attack on black people, right? Now, that's the joke. The truth is, it's poison being marketed to the black community. Now, chicken or egg, what came first, black people's love for menthol cigarettes or the advertising that manipulated them into loving menthol cigarettes? Because I grew up on the New York City subway where you'd get on the train and every day you'd see a nice black family with pearly white teeth.

I mean, the most pearly, the most unlike a smoker's mouth you've ever seen in your life. Skiing. They were always skiing because that's like the menthol. That's the subliminal, subconscious menthol. Cool, fresh, minty, flavored. Black people like sweets. I mean, diabetes is, they got a high rate of diabetes because they can't keep their hands off of fruit drink.

Fruit drink ain't real drink. Grape drink is drink. Fruit drink ain't real drink. Grape drink and fruit drink. It ain't real drink. There we go. Look at the pearly whites. Here's a Newport ad of a black family fishing. You know, something you'll never see out there in the world. A black couple going, we're going fishing this weekend, Tina.

Tiffany. Me and Rondell are going fishing. Now, if this was an accurate ad, there would be black top. You'd be able to see some cars and it would be an urban setting. All right. You know how many parties I've had, and I've invited black people, and they don't come up to the country? Black people are scared of the country.

They're scared of animals, and they're scared of something that doesn't have a dense population, okay? Because in the country, just in history, bad things have happened to black people. They're scared of the country. Here's a white family, and they're drinking out of a water fountain.

Yeah. But go to that black family right there. Which one? Third row, second to the left. It's still going to make it hard for Jesse to find it. Yeah. Just fun at the beach. You know, black people just allowing all that sun to turn them charcoal.

You've obviously never gone to the beach with a black person. They come out looking like they're an animal trainer. They got the sombrero hats on. They look like Crocodile Dundee. You ever go to a beach with a black guy? They look like Crocodile Dundee.

They come out in full zookeeper outfits. They stay under the umbrellas and they don't want to sunbathe because they don't want to get too dark but here's a bunch of black people at the beach alive with pleasure that was what newport did you ever do newport ads i wish you did cool cool yeah so what came first you think chicken or egg black people's love for menthol cigarettes or the ads that made them love the cigarettes that's a good question there was a small pocket of white people, poor white people who liked menthol cigarettes also.

Now, what is it about poorer populations that might like Newports? I think it's the kick. It's just a little flavor? Yeah, yeah. Were they cheaper? Not necessarily. Not necessarily, no. It's just a little kick. Yeah, yeah. They just like that little menthol kick. They like a little fiberglass in the lungs. I mean, there's nothing worse for you. Flavored cigarettes, it's all chemicals. It kills you, but it is alive with pleasure. Funny with the word alive. It was something that kills you.

Like it absolutely kills you. So I don't know. Is this progress or is it racism? You tell me in the comments. Also, I encourage everyone on YouTube to drop comments. I read every single one of them because I like to give my fans personal attention. So drop in the comments what your opinion is

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That's a joke. I don't know if she hates African Americans. I don't think so at all. I don't know what she hates. I know what she loves. I know what Lauren Burburt loves. She likes vapes. She likes Democratic men. And she likes to spend a little bit of her

campaign donation money, her campaign funds, at her boyfriend's bar, her Democratic boyfriend's LGBTQ friendly bar in Colorado. She spent only about 300 bucks. So not a big deal. She maybe grabbed the wrong credit card after she was hammered. You know, she was hammered. You know, he banged her in one of the bar bathrooms. You know what happened. Or a photo booth.

They probably got a photo booth there. If you don't think Lauren Burr-Burr was thrown up against a pinball machine after hours at that bar by a guy who voted twice for Obama, you got another thing coming. And if you think she didn't know that he voted twice for Obama

and didn't like it, you got another thing coming. Nothing better than a good fucking hate fuck. Okay? You ask all these people what their secret fantasy is, right? You talk, you go to the Middle East and you're like, what's your secret fantasy? And they'll go, someone from the other side. You go to one of these southern bail towns and say,

what's your secret fantasy? They'll go, football player from Alabama. You know, the darker kind. What kind of chicken do you like, bail? I like dark meat. 300 bucks. And I think she said it was a catering expense.

She wrote it up as a catering expense. So Lauren Burburt, much like menthol cigarettes, has come under fire again. This one's a little bit more dramatic. This one's a little more dramatic. But one's a little more dramatic but this doesn't interest me and i don't know if i want to give it any air time because i don't want lauren bobert going anywhere okay that's what you call good boy capitol hill eye candy that's right and we need a

little bit of that have you seen the other faces the the melted candle look that some of these senators and congressmen have it's nice to have a nice lady walking around with a nice valley between two hills very nice to look into the valley at the top of her shirt so okay three hundred thousand dollars it's a little more than $300,000. The chick likes to be in the threes. But this one is $300,000. No, actually it's $22,000 in mileage.

So she used campaign funds to reimburse herself. $22,000 in mileage. Some strikingly similar to the $20,000 she paid in tax liens for her previous failure to pay unemployment premiums to her restaurant. Shooter's Grill.

Shooter's Grill. Hooter's Grill. So I guess she's using money. So what was that $300,000 thing? That was an ad campaign she did. Oh. Okay, so she's using money for, what, Delta Miles? No, yeah, she's using mileage money that she's claiming that she spent on campaigning.

Oh. But she's taking that money and she's paying off her unemployment tax or something like that. Oh, okay. Or tax liens, I should say. Okay. She's just getting nifty with the cash. She's getting a little nifty with the cash. And, you know, she's getting a little nifty with the cash.

Spent campaign cash. But it's not as fun at... And the media is calling him Beetlejuice boyfriend because we all know what happened at the Beetlejuice musical. This is much sexier, yeah. This is much sexier, right? Let's get back to the $317.48

that she paid her the night that she had some, she bought shots for the bar and stayed late and got banged on a pinball machine. Let's stick to that. I could just see her on that.

Oh, yeah. Where the lights are flickering and she's vaping, right? Like, just vaping. Bunch of woo-hoos. Yeah, kissing him in between vapes. Yep. Yeah. After she just drunkenly downed, like, 12 wings.

Yeah. Her fingers smell like buffalo sauce doing the white girl i love the fact that she's trying to portray that she was naive to the fact that he was a democrat i would think that would be one of their first conversations considering her job is being a Congresswoman. That might come up. He might have probably made a joke about it and she's like,

you know, she was drunk. She's probably like, I don't fucking like you. You know she's that type too. And she mushed his face. She went like that. I don't fucking like you. But you're cute. You're fucking cute. You're cute but normally I don't fucking like you. But you're cute. You're fucking cute. You're cute, but normally I don't

fucking like you. You're a damn. You're a fucking damn? So tell me, how come you're not wearing a dress? What are your kids' transitions? You're gonna fucking have it in your face. I don't fucking like you. But you're cute. You're fucking, come here. Oh, oh, oh, you're fucking

damn. You know the type she is, yeah. Yeah. The come here. Oh, oh. You know the type she is. The fun type. The fun, but kind of drunk and a little mean, like annoying. But definitely makes you want to bang her more. I tried to make that sound like all one word. Definitely makes you want to bang her more.

Bang her more. Makes you want to bang or more bang or main i was saying bang or main it's it's a place in maine um so it was in july so you know she had an outfit on oh yeah she didn't come in with a coat sundress no i i i imagine it looked kind of like the movie The Accused with Jodie Foster minus the forced sex. Yeah. I don't know. Leave it in. Maybe people don't know the movie.

Yeah, without the crime, it probably looked a lot like the beginning scenes of that movie with Jodie Foster. The name of his bar is great because it's called, her restaurant is very close to Hooters. His is called Hooch, Hooch Craft Cocktail Bar. Hooch is another term for booze, but also it can be used for vagina, right she's got a nice hooch i don't know if not i just i just just coined i just endowed it with that meaning yeah hooch craft cocktail bar in aspen they were in aspen that's a it's a real left-wing place. Asked when's artsy, liberal, rich liberals go up there to ski.

According to our most recent campaign finance filings, that's the same bar, ready? Owned by Quinn Gallagher, Mr. Beetlejuice, the man who accompanied Boebert to the theater. I love how they, that fateful September night.

I mean, they use the same verbiage that you would use talking about Pearl Harbor, that same fateful night. And this is, this is from Politico. So, I mean, these journalists just, I mean, sensationalism has just become the norm. That same fateful night, you're going to use the same adjectives that you would use to describe Pearl Harbor? 9-11. The same fateful day. Was it really a fateful day when a girl vaped, told the pregnant woman behind her to shut up,

and stroked the guy's cock in the dark during a boring Beetlejuice musical? It can't be better than Michael Keaton. So what's the point of Beetlejuice and Aspen? Let's get a fucking date. Where do you want to go? I know somebody who works at the Beetlejuice. Let's get back in the dark.

I'm Lauren Boobat, freshly divorced, ready to mingle, and I'm a grandmom. She's a grandmom? I think so yeah I hope she is Or else that joke In the beginning Doesn't make sense Like most of this podcast

Usually Yep Yeah she's a grandmother Of 36 How's that possible? Fucking hot So wait She must have had

Her daughter at like 16 or 17 And her daughter's Pregnant at like 16 or 17 and then her daughter's pregnant at like 19 or 20. So it's gotta be something like that. She's a grandma at 36. Wow. That kid,

if it's a boy is going to really hear some milf comma gilf, a lot of gilf jokes at school, a lot of gilf jokes. You know, it was funny about Bobert is initially she disputed the idea that she was acting out which is fun lets you know that she's an honest lady and then they were like well we have the footage of you what were you doing what was this what was going on she had a cramp yeah what was going on I had a cramp I in the cramp in a weird way was on his leg I caught I caught a cramp and the cramp in a weird way was on his leg. I caught a cramp on his leg.

And then she later admitted it after footage was released. The footage is great. The footage is so great that them just like just being drunken, a drunken disturbance. Yeah. You know, not to make this episode too many stereotypical jokes, but you know the people in front of her were like,

black people in Beetlejuice? Oh, it's just my congresswoman. Who's talking at this? Black people now going to see musical? I didn't know there was, I didn't know Beetlejuice was popular with the African-American community in Aspen. Was it in Aspen?

Who knows? Denver? There's no black people in Denver either. I don't know. Are there? I don't know. I've never been to Denver because they won't have me at the comedy works, but I hopefully will go soon. Look, she split up with him once she found out he was a Dem.

I think that's good enough. I think that's good enough. I think that's good enough. Okay, she's a family values conservative who was caught vaping and giving a guy what they call a dry hand job, a dryer hand job. It's a dry sandwich, no mustard. It was a dry sandwich. She was dry humping his cock with her hand. Big whoop. It's a dry sandwich, no mustard. It was a dry sandwich.

She was dry humping his cock with her hand. Big whoop. I don't think, she's a single woman, recently divorced. She's a grandmom. She's still wholesome. It is kind of hot there was a grandmom in there giving a guy a hand in their Beetlejuice. Lauren Booby or Burt? You know what the funniest thing is?

The scandal is that this was a gay-friendly bar. I mean, you know, and she has to, like, come up with excuses. I didn't know. I didn't see the flyers. I didn't see the flyers for brunch with cinnamon toast. Cinnamon toast joined by envy. Reading Dr. Seuss. It was, it was, the expenditure was event catering. She was catering to his dick. It was an event and she was doing some catering.

But there was no food involved, unless he licked it off of her on top of a pool table. But she did say they're no longer dating once she found out he was a dirty dem. A lib. I don't buy it for one second. First, we know she's into lying. She tried to lie about that. Secondly, there's no way he didn't mention it. Third of all, we all know she's into lying. She tried to lie about that. Secondly, there's no way

he didn't mention it. Third of all, we all know she thought it was hot. She thought it was hot. I don't know if Republican guys are better in bed than Democratic guys. That's a real problem that probably Nikki Haley and a lot of them have. Republican guys are probably not that great in bed. Democratic guys have a lot of experience, have probably, I don't know, even blown a dude in college. Democratic guys have, you know, I don't know what kind of filth they're into, right? I'm going

from the Republican perspective. They're perverts. Democrats, who knows what they might have done, right? Might have pulled an old Joey DeRosa and got a handy from a trans. You know, it's my agent. Let's just put him on the pod and see what he says. What's up, buddy?

Bobby, get this. Did you do a fucking post, by the way, for Sony Hall in the last 24 hours? Yes. Early show sold out. 4.30 sold. They fixed it. They fixed the ticketing link and it sold out fucking immediately boom baby i'm talking we're gonna get some shekels out of this that's what i'm fucking saying bro yeah you know i 4 30 late shows at 188 yeah

so like one fucking tweet it was tweet. It was the link. It was the link, man. I'm telling you. Those would have been the worst numbers I ever did in New York City. I run this town. That's what I'm telling you. Awesome. That's what I'm saying, dude.

So, look, they have the Friday night before open for the late slot. If we sell this out, then we're going to have that. That sounds good. That sounds good. Yeah, that sounds good. That sounds good. Yeah, that sounds good. That's what I'm talking about. That is what I'm fucking talking about. My favorite word, sold out.

I love it. I love it. That made me really happy. Excellent work, my friend. Excellent. Thank you, sir. All right. We'll talk soon.

All right. Peace. Just a little, just for fun. Why not? I like my agent. I like him a lot. He sounds exactly like an agent. Yeah, he is an agent.

Yeah. So there you go. Sony Hall, New York City, November 4th. They fixed that stupid link. Wait, what happened? It was a whole mess. I don't want to get into it. It was a whole mess, but they fixed it.

And in a day, the show sold out already. Because the numbers, I was going like, dude, I was going Bubby. I called him. I said, Bubba, Bubba. Bubba. He said, Bubba. You know, those numbers, that's my strong market, baby. What are we doing here?

And he said, Bubby, I said, look at this. Look at how confused. Bubby, I'm on it. And he flew into action. He flew into action. Good, good. Yeah. And he flew into action. He flew into action. Good, good. Yeah. He's earning his cut.

Flew into action. Flew into action on his own accord. He didn't use a hand glider. Okay, Alicia? Although he's eyeing one. He's eyeing one. Now, do you think that was a... What do you think about that?

I don't even think she posted that. I don't think she posted. I also don't think celebrities are bright. Well, that for sure. They're not bright. Yeah. She's got a lot of musical talent. I'm sure she sits around with K-Swiss.

Who does she date against? Swiss Beats. Swiss Beats. I'm sure they sit around and they listen to Mos Def's album and they talk about how socially conscious they are while they ship, while they sip million, why did I mess up the word ship and sip? ship, while they sip million, why did I mess up the word ship and sip? While they sip million dollar champagne in a $15,000 brownstone somewhere in Brooklyn, or I don't know where she lives, LA. I mean, she's Alicia Keys. So I'm sure they sit there and go, it's wrong, wrong,

wrong. Things are wrong. Things are bad. I'm against bad things. And they're sitting there and then she gets a call from Beyonce Knowles on the phone, and they go out with security, and they're out of it. They're so checked out, those people. They're so checked out. They have no clue. So there's no way I think she put paragliding, and she thought— I don't even think she knows how the Muslim—how the terrorists—how the Muslim terrorists—

Beep it. How Hamas. I don't think they know. She knows how Hamas. I don't know what their religion were. I don't know what their religion is. I just know I'm not judging. I'm just saying Hamas.

I don't even think she knows how they got in. No, no. I don't even think she, do you think Alicia Keys is, is going to read a full article? No. think alicia keys is is gonna read a full article no do you think she's gonna read a full article no no there's no way did she paragraph i think it's one of those just funny coincidences this is just one of those dumb engagement tweets yeah right yeah she's trying to get her fans to interact on her her socials she probably didn't even write this yeah like one of her assistants wrote this. Yeah. Yeah. She did. Yeah.

I mean, Alicia Keys is, I don't even think she's on her own Instagram. That's only Madonna does that. Does she give a fuck what her fans are afraid of? No question. What would you do if you weren't afraid of anything? She's hired some social media company.

Yeah. Yeah. I can tell you what that social media company is a fired. They're getting the, you fired. There's no way. She called Swiss beats right after this. They're getting the, you're fired. There's no way. She called Swiss Beats right after this and she's like, fucking, I'm never working with Paradigm PR again.

I just made that up. Yeah, this was a big mistake. Or it could have been like someone who was sympathetic to the cause who worked there who was like wanting to throw it in because they wanted to make Alicia Keys make a statement yeah there ain't no way she's doing that there's no ways Alicia Keys does this and look I know I'm saying Alicia Keys isn't bright um she maybe is bright but um you know not not too bright I don't know her. I know she's great on the piano,

and I know she's given New York the best anthem that we have since Frank Sinatra. I know she looks just as good without makeup as she does with, because she's got a beautiful face. How many singer-songwriters do you think are out there who are just as good as these people, they just don't have the face? It's like those

Milli Vanilli backup singers. Do you see them when they came on? I mean, they look like Fat Albert, the one guy. He was like 60. He's like,

Blame it on the rain. He could sing his ass off. I bet there's a lot of people who got great talent, but you got to have the face too. Sure. You know? Like if Taylor Swift didn't look like Taylor Swift, I don't know if it would be, nobody would be paying attention.

It's the face. It's the face. It's always the face. Now, Jesse's very upset because Navida chips. Navida? What is it called? Navidia. Navidia. Yeah. It's spelled Navida chips. Navida? What is it called? Navidia. Navidia.

Yeah. It's spelled Navidia, though. You own some stocks in Navidia. I do, yeah. Hopefully not a lot because- One of my best performers, actually. Yeah, well, not anymore. Yeah.

Not anymore. I know who I'm voting for. It's like Antonio McDyess when he blew out his knee. Yeah. Used to be. Used to be. Who's going to get that reference? An old Nick Hemsworth.

I mean, what am I, Dennis Miller now with the sports references? Yeah, seriously. Who's going to get the Antonio McDyess reference? A hoop head from the 90s. That's about it. And there ain't no hoop heads from the 90s listening to this. I hate when I alienate the women like that. But they're like, you didn't alienate me enough as much as when you mentioned the WNBA.

I know more about Antonio McDyess than I do about the WNBA. But the Biden administration has really taken a stand against these AI chips in China and other countries. And these companies would sell a lot of their chips, these American companies, one of which being NVIDIA,

which Jesse owns stock in, sell their chips to China. And the Biden administration is cracking down because these chips can be used for weapons and they don't want China to get the advantage over us. For many years, we were just allowing China to bootleg our stuff. We'd set up our factories there.

They'd just copy whatever we did and then they would do it. They would break all types of copyright laws. Well, there are no. I don't know what their copyright laws are. They would just steal our stuff, our know-how, basically, and make it on their own. So this is now becoming national security problems.

It's interesting because this is like free market stuff that is now becoming a national security threat. One more time with him. Yeah, Bubala. Hey, sorry. Just one other thing. Tony Henshaw just texted me back. He'd love to have you on Monday.

You want to do it? Yeah, I guess I'll change my flight. Beautiful. All right, thanks. Stay an extra day in front of Austin to kill Tony. So they're cutting him off. They're cutting him off, right?

I don't know what the Nvidia chips do, but I know it has something to do with AI and that AI can be used for military apparatus. So we're now in a cold war with China. Xi and Biden just met. Iran has flared up like a case of hemorrhoids. There is a new axis of evil forming. We can see it before our eyes. Iran, China, Russia. You could throw Pakistan in there. Who else is in there?

You could throw a bunch of other countries in there probably. We still got NATO. What we got to do is we got to unleash the Germans, man. We got to unchain them. It's like the gimp we have. You know when you got the secret weapon locked up in a box? to unleash the germans man we got unchained it's like the gimp we have like you know you know you got the secret weapon locked up in a box yeah it's like batman the end of batman when he was like when um morgan freeman was like i got this this is you know we're going to use the power to

surveillance everyone then we're going to destroy it because it's too we got the germans you know it's the thing you know they haven't been allowed to have like a military and all that stuff or whatever we were like you know we took away their nice things which by the way why don't we do that with jerusalem what take it take it turn it into a museum say you guys can't play with this toy anymore and just take it just take it from them you know when my daughter starts acting bad i'd take the toy why don't we just take the toy. Why don't we just take Jerusalem? Right. Why don't we, the international community,

conquer Jerusalem, turn it into a religious museum. Like Disneyland. Like Disneyland, but for Jesus and Muhammad or whoever else it's sacred for. Sure. And nobody gets it. That would solve a lot of problems.

An invasion. And just like, if the whole world gangs up on them, the way female lions do on a bad lion, you know, who's trying to mess with the cubs or whatever, just every country invades Jerusalem takes it. Nobody gets it. Give it to atheists. No, because that would, they'd still bomb it and stuff. Atheists, by the way, need a country.

Right? If the Jews get a country, then atheists should get a country, and gays should get a country. I would love to fly on gay airlines. To Gaylandia? Oh, my God, to Gaylandia? You get on the thing, and they're... Madonna's, like, performing in the aisles.

But atheists should get a country. Yeah. You know? Dude, Greenland is, like, empty. What are there, like, a couple of couple of like Scandinavians on there? Too cold for gays. They can't wear a hat. Yeah.

Gays like sun. You know, they want to wear shorts. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is, it's just, dude, this is Cold War happening again. And it's just not fun. I heard there's some skirmishes on the border between Kosovo. I'm not Kosovo.

Yeah, Kosovo and Serbia is getting into it. Of course, there's the Armenian problem. They're with Azerbaijan. Azerbaijan. Where like 120,000 Armenians were displaced, or I think Arzazeriban, however you pronounce it. Azerbaijan. Azerbaijan disputes that.

But, you know, there's a region that's under contention, that's been under contention for a long time. It's the same as like the Pashmar. What's the one in India and Pakistan? Kashmir. Kashmir, or whatever it's called. There the same as like the pashmar what's the one in india and pakistan kashmir kashmir or whatever it's called there's this disputed area these things happen all over the world nobody cares it's just israel and palestine their land disputes the biggest nobody cares about the um you know the armenians or or uh the indiaistan situation. But it's essentially the same thing. These problems are still around, and they're bad. It's Armenia and Azerbaijan,

and the area's called Nagorno-Karabakh. Doesn't sound like it'll ever get hot. Who wants to move to Nagorno? These guys are fighting over places nobody wants to be. Nagorno-Karabakh. They need a little rebranding. Yeah. Also, you know the Armenians were genocided by the Ottomans.

Like a million, 1.2 or 1.5. Nobody cares about that shit. Nobody cares about that genocide. Turns out Armenians are Christian and the Ottomans were Muslim. You know, there's no good guys and bad guys here, folks. There's just shitty people. They all do bad things. Okay. When everyone says, oh, during the Ottoman Empire, the Jews were allowed to live side by side with the Muslims and practice their religion.

I mean, yeah, I guess they were, but what you left out was they had to pay an extortion tax to be able to do so. So did Christians. So did any other religion. They had to pay an extortion tax. As the Muslims expanded, they either expelled, murdered, or extorted you. I guess that's okay.

I don't know. What's your standard? So there's no good guys or bad guys here, folks. You know, the Christians weren't always in control. The Europeans weren't always in control. The Jews were not always in control. The Muslims were in control for a very long time, folks. Just doing my Donny Tate.

A half-assed Donny Tate. So, you know, the story's been back and forth, folks. It's been back and forth, folks. It's a lot of bad stuff. That's what makes it so complicated. I don't know what to tell you. These stories aren't fun, though. What's fun is Eric Adams going down to Latin America

and saying, stop it. Stop. It's like a Hollywood video when violence comes out. Stop it, guys. I mean, who is wasting more taxpayer money than Mayor Eric Adams right now? Who paid for that flight? I think he stopped over in Cancun.

Yeah, you know he took a little stop. You know he called up Noah Tepperberg, and he's like, did you open a towel anywhere south of the border? Because I'd like to check it out. He probably took a detour. Turned into a long weekend. Yeah, he took a detour to Dubai, and he said, you know,

some immigrants are coming from Dubai as well, so I'd like to give a speech at Tao, at Noah Tepperberg's Tao, the Tao group. He went to Mexico to discuss migrants and he told them there's no more room in New York City. And they said, okay, we'll stop. Imagine hearing that and they're going, whoa, whoa, whoa, you telling me you're putting these people up in hotels free

and we don't get to go? I'm going. I'm going. He says there's no more room in New York. Our hearts are endless. That's the problem. But our resources are not. Adams told the media that he gathered,

he had gathered following his speech, blah, blah, blah. He told that to the media. We don't want to put people, he said, following his speech, blah, blah, blah. He told that to the media. We don't want to put people, he said, in congregate shelters. We don't want people to think they will be employed. Adams said around 800,000 immigrants in the state of Pueblo live in New York City, which has had to absorb over, my God, 120,000 more asylum seekers in the year. Dude, what is the end game here? Is there a plan?

Like, what is the plan? What is going on? 120,000 people. What country just takes people in the numbers of 120,000 illegally? I mean, dude, do you know how many Democrats want to vote Republican right now? What is the problem with Democrats on this issue? Is it because they're scared to lose Latino votes? I mean, what is it?

Like, what country does not have a secure border? I don't understand. You know, and Texas is just doing, they're doing the, they're going, you're a sanctuary city. They're going sanctuary city. Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. You know what? And it's like, it's one of those things, you know, it's one of those things that you can, this is a good example of when you have no experience with something and you don't have to deal with something on a daily basis, it's very easy to take the moral high ground

and have like such a lofty, condescending opinion on it because you don't have to deal with it on a day-to-day. But when a busload shows up in, which was very funny, martha's vineyard my favorite my favorite they're going hey we um hey this is something we only watch on tv right this is a joke right um sorry um only my housekeeper allowed sorry only my housekeeper allowed. Sorry, only a housekeeper's allowed. This is too many. I respect you, but can we put them back in the TV?

How can we put them back in the TV? The Spaniolas. How do we put the Spaniolas back on the TV? They need to go back in my TV, on my thousand dollar wall-to-wall 80 inch TV. A lot of people just want this problem to go back into the TV.

It's come to life now. It's like Pygmalion. Is that Pygmalion? He's sculpted? I don't remember. Something like that. Close enough, yeah. And then she came to life or whatever. It's come to life.

This is a crazy situation, man. From what I understand, they're just like in hotels. They're in the lobby. They can come and go as they please. They're not vetted. Right. You don't know who they are. None of them can legally work here.

And it's just weird that the government's going to spend tax dollars to prioritize their employment instead of American citizens. How do they get to the front of the line with assistance? We're paying for this. Not only are we paying for this, but we're also, this is the other side people don't think about, we're paying for the NYPD and the military or whoever else to deal with it they're being paid overtime and you're paying administrators you don't even know how much money i think it was

what did he say it's going to be built a cut three billion dollars something like that yeah imagine three billion dollars is just going to a preventable problem that has nothing to do with our country. Don't worry. We're only $30 trillion in debt. We're only $30 trillion in debt. Just put it on the card. I mean, dude, this is going to collapse New York City because the situation is it's $120,000 this year,

but it's not going to stop. Texas isn't going to go. They're loving it. They're going right this way. They got a velvet rope. They're just opening it, and the Greyhound goes. Dude, this is bad. It's a bad situation.

How can anyone not say this is bad? And can we stop with the endless heart shit? Our hearts are endless. No, they're not. Someone smacks me in the face. I don't feel love for them. Okay. I don't feel love for people who I don't know.

What's this heart endless? Nobody has an endless heart. It's unhealthy to have an endless heart. I work in social work. It's at some point you got to say, okay, we got to do something. That's the problem with the left is that, you know, and empathy. The problem with empathy is it's endless. Who do sociopaths target?

They don't target other sociopaths. They don't target other rational people. They target people who have a problem with too much emotion. They target empaths all the time because empaths will always excuse what they did and try to help them. That's the point. You know, that's what sociopaths and psychopaths and narcissists do. They target people who have big hearts because those are the people who are easiest to use and manipulate. Period. Punctuation mark. That's all I'm saying about that. Now, ghost guns. I don't see what the big deal is. The condors, I think I already

made the joke. There's no other joke there. They're going to vaccinate the condors. made the joke. There's no other joke there. They're going to vaccinate the condors. And they're not anti-vax yet, but they might be dependent on if they start following the Weinstein brothers on Twitter. They might be against the vax. So this is a big decision. Supreme Court tells the Fifth Circuit to stop its defiance in the ghost gun case. So the Supreme Court ruled that they will continue the Biden administration's policy of regulating ghost guns, which isn't even that regulated. This is interesting, and we're going to cover the full story because I find this interesting. This lets you know about America. So the Supreme Court stepped in once again to leave in place the federal government's ban on so-called ghost guns. Now, what are ghost guns? It's basically

a gun that comes in a kit, like a key of furniture. It's the key of furniture of firearms. Comes in a kit and you put it together at home with an Allen wrench. And it's a gun. It's a gun that can be used. It has no serial number. It's not traceable. It's just the parts. Companies sell these parts and they make money and so they're upset. And I'm sure they've lobbied

and there's been lower courts who've tried to stop it. And you can guess where those courts are. Where would you think? Where would you think? Where would you think? Where would you think some objection over this ban would be coming from? Can you say Tejas? If you guess Texas, you are right. You win nothing except common sense. So in 2022, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives issued regulation that required any such dissembled gun parts

to carry serial numbers and required anyone buying them to pass a background check. Oh, you also don't have to pass a background check. Anyone can get a ghost gun. You can be a paranoid schizophrenic. You'll get it. And there's no background check. So the gun manufacturers challenged the regulation in court.

Does anyone have kids who works for gun manufacturers? Does anyone have kids who go to supermarkets? They challenged the regulation in court, and federal judge Reed O'Connor in Texas issued a nationwide injunction barring the rule from going into effect. So there you go. That's the specific guy. I would love to see who paid for his flights to Paros. I would love to see who bought him a nice steak dinner. I would love to see who Judge Reed O'Connor knows off the books and off the record. I would love to see his bank account and where money flows into. I would just love to know why Judge Reed O'Connor was so opposed to a ban on

make-at-home guns that are traceless and, and you don't need a background check for, but the Supreme court, uh, blocked those decisions from going to effect. Um, but then two of the manufacturers returned to judge O'Connor's court and won an order barring the government from enforcing its regulations. So the companies that make these parts are pissed because they make money selling these parts because they are in the death machine game. The Fifth Circuit. I'm sorry. The protection, the protection, protection. They're in the protection parts game also for you people. They're in the protection parts game also for you people. This is just one of these issues where nobody wants to budge.

Nobody wants to budge, and everyone's scared of the slippery slope. If we let gays marry, the next thing you know, someone's going to marry a dog. And then you see sometimes the way the left is acting, you're like, maybe they had a point. Like if they ban this, then they're going to ban that. So that's probably why. I mean, that's how they rationalize it.

I don't see how any person, gun owner or not, and I'm a gun owner, could be opposed to ghost guns. Like who, what is the argument for ghost guns? What is the argument for allowing guns? Who do you think's going to buy ghost guns? Is it people who could get guns legally? No, it's going to be people who can't get guns legally. Who else would be in the market for a ghost

gun? Except a criminal or a fucking psychotic person. Maybe a hobbyist. Want to put a nice gun together? Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure there's a bunch of people that can sit around their kitchen table and screw together fucking gun parts. Yeah, it's like people who went to train sets, you know? So, anyway.

So the Supreme Court ruled. I'm sure they'll keep fighting. Avoiding the lower court orders and allowing the ATF regulations to remain in effect pending further litigation. So that means it's just going to go on, which I was right, because I have common sense. I know how people are. I know humans. I know interests. America really has gone off the rails and jumped the shark with acting in the principle of interest and not in the interest of principle. We've gone way out of balance.

The CSAW's gone all interest. It's crazy. This is nuts, dude. And what's the regulation again? The regulation was like not even... It was a ban. Yeah, it's a ban, but also it's not illegal to own a ghost gun, right?

Or is it just a full-on ban? Yeah, the federal government banned it. Look at the ghost guns up there, too. That looks like just a regular gun to me. Yeah. They just send you two parts and just go like this? Yeah. Click it together.

Click it together. There you go. It's a gun. Oh, man. So the joke is that there's even i'm not making any jokes because you can't add comedy to comedies imagine arguing against this what what kind of arguments could you come up with um listen yeah well you see i found a gun but it was missing a piece it was missing a piece so i need to get this. So I need to get this piece online. I need to get this piece online.

I'm against whole guns, okay? Because gun parts need to feel important too. And just the act of putting the parts together makes the parts feel useful. It gives them confidence. And therefore, I like that. Listen, bad guys need to be able to get guns too. So therefore, there's a need for a lot of good guys with guns.

Right. That's also a rationalization. Listen, we could never make it too hard for bad guys to get guns because then we really, really wouldn't need as many of the guns as we have. I support giving them some guns.

What if your gun breaks and you need a little part? You need a part. You should be able to buy the part. They didn't ban the parts. They banned the ghost gun, which is an actual kit. They banned the whole gun which is an actual kit yeah they banned the whole thing and the whole thing so i'm sure you could get like a part for your gun how's your gun breaking i don't know if your gun's breaking you're using it too much and i'm concerned

your gun is something you should never want to use so a gun part should never break you know you might have had it tucked away. I just think it's bad timing because it's Halloween. And it's a ghost's gun. And ghosts should have guns. And that's my story, and I'm sticking to it. Ghosts should have guns. Lauren Boebert should be allowed to date a Democrat.

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