Yannis Pappas Hour - Let Them Wet Their Beak | YP Hour

Episode Date: May 3, 2025

Yanni runs his yap about being able to afford the 2-for-$20 meal at Applebee’s and how that might affect how people consume conservative media. Support our sponsors: Start your free online visit... today at https://www.hims.com/yannis for your personalized ED treatment options. Support our show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:48 now here comes a great kid you know you can trust from the truth to the news and cameras to state politics and the propaganda yeah this kid screwed in got a lot to say aw shit it's bout to be a long day it's a long day hello everyone welcome to another episode of the Yanis Papis Hour. Another week, another day waiting for the consequences to set in for our tariff war. Amazon, they lifted their head up like a mole and then they brought it back down because the administration had a very immediate and aggressive response to what Amazon was planning to do. Amazon was planning to let you, the consumers, see what exactly the tariff addition in cost would be when you were going for your patio set.
Starting point is 00:01:41 You don't have to worry yet. I peruse Amazon like most Americans. What's our therapy? A little retail therapy. That's what we like. A little retail therapy. What makes you feel better than Zoloft or Wellbutrin? It's a little peruse on Amazon.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Can I get something? Ooh, because it's so easy. You may not even open it needing something, but you peruse and see something affordable and you buy it and you get a little boost of dopamine. You get that same boost of dopamine than you get when you watch Elf around Christmas. Just a funny movie makes you feel good. That's America. That's the society we are. That's what we've been used to is things that are affordable. Live like a king. Live like a king on your salary.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Complain, complain about your health care or whatever. As you stuff a big, juicy beef burger that used to be reserved only for princes and kings in your mouth with bacon and barbecue sauce and grilled onions and steaks. Go get yourself a steak. Go to Outback. Go to Applebee's. Get yourself a two for twenty, a two for twenty. Two people sit down and have two entrees for twenty. You don't need to be a Rockefeller to live like a Rockefeller. The only thing that separates you from the Rockefellers is quality of meat
Starting point is 00:03:05 and a bunch of bullshit they say to each other like, oh, this is age, the Japanese guys, the Japanese massage the beef, they massage it, they give the beef a hand, a happy ending, and then the beef is more tender, or oh, we go to this exclusive restaurant. But what we've all found out is it all comes from China. Nothing's made in Italy, nothing's made made anywhere it's all somehow backchanneled
Starting point is 00:03:28 through China your beef your you know it used to be ooh this whiskey's King Louis the 14th or it's aged for 50 million years now you can get a nice a nice whiskey a nice bourbon a nice bullet a nice bullet bourbon for eight bucks, seven bucks. Go get the bottle for 21. You can live like a king with a McDonald's salary. Not in a nice house or driving a fancy car, but you could get yourself a nice Subaru Nissan something and then for dinner, go get... Nissan something and then for dinner go get You can have the experience of what the richest have in America with your you know With your cocktails with your food
Starting point is 00:04:18 It's just quality and the things that people say but you know, I tell you what I was in Applebee's with my daughter and I get that Cajun chicken with the shrimp on top, and it comes on a sizzling plate, I feel like I'm in Le Cirque. It's the same type of, ooh, this is good, it's got spices on it, I mean, you know, so that's America. You get to feel, you get to feel
Starting point is 00:04:43 like the lazy class that used to live off of slave labor you know you get that you get that leisurely lifestyle even if you work two jobs you get to enjoy the amenities of a milkshake an affordable milkshake because we've made prices so affordable by exporting, making the slaves other countries' problems. But we've kept that same standard. Once we got a taste for that life, once the elites who used to enslave for thousands of years realized the gig was up, people have realized we're doing this, what we decided we were going to do, what they decided they they were gonna do was just move the buck around, like a Ponzi scheme.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Move the slavery around so it's not being seen. But in that process, the countries that received that slavery knew what we were doing with our multinationals and said, I see what you're doing, we're gonna allow you to do it because we're gonna steal all your ideas, we're going to employ our people, work them to death, build up our elites, take their money but they'll be happy because we're going to sell them on
Starting point is 00:05:51 a lower cost of living and more of an idea of greatness in the future and we'll industrialize. So we'll let you treat us like slaves so you can enjoy your cheap labor and the affordability that provides because you don't want your foyer stormed. At the end of the day, it's all about you get away with it, you get away with it, you get away with it, you get away with it, you get away with exploiting people until you feel like there's a threat of your foyer being stormed and then you have to Let them wet their beak You let people wet their beak a little bit
Starting point is 00:06:31 So that's what happened America became when the when the population started revolting and they were banging their fork pitchforks and saying hang the Rockefeller get them all they just said okay We got to give them wet their. Just wet their beak a little bit. How are we gonna wet their beak? We're gonna, the way we used to treat the Irish, Italians, the blacks, the Chinese building the railroads and everything here, we're gonna put that out of sight. And we're gonna let all those people who used to do that wet their beak.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Let them wet their beak. So to do that wet their beak. Let them wet their beak. So they let them wet their beak. They let all the immigrants and the indigenous slaves get their beaks wet a little bit and push that system outside of the borders where you couldn't see it. And that's the problem. Now there's too many cameras. So everyone, you can go into a sweatshop and see what's going on. You can go into an industrial foodhop and see what's going on you can go into an industrial
Starting point is 00:07:25 Food plant and see what's happened on you could go into Gaza and see a baby in half That's the problem. They can't pull the wool over the eyes which if You're a freedom person you going that's good. But if you're someone who has your peak wet You have your beat whack you go you start going, you know, you maybe rationalize a little bit. Go, hey, there's no way to do this. There's no way for us to have prosperity and for me to enjoy a milkshake unless someone's being exploited. As long as it's not in my neighborhood or within my borders.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I mean, how much better do you want it to get now? Maybe Americans are going, how much better do you want it to get before Before we were going, rah rah, fucking China's ripping us off, fuck China. But now we're about to feel something and I guarantee you in about three to five to six months to a year, people may start going, okay, maybe that's okay. Maybe there's no other way to do this. Maybe it's okay if there's some dictator in another country that doesn't provide labor rights or a minimum wage or child labor laws. Maybe that's okay because it was really good to go to the Outback Steakhouse and get a $20 ribeye
Starting point is 00:08:39 or whatever they call it, whatever they market it. Maybe that's as good as it gets. And maybe we just have to hear no evil, see no evil, and not, I don't know how the sausage is made. And maybe that's the best system possible. Maybe we can't share it all. Maybe there's got to be someone at the bottom and someone at the top. And America's been at the top. Not just the elite classes, because what you're doing is looking at them and going, they have too much. And yes, they do have too much. And that's their problem. That's what greed does.
Starting point is 00:09:09 It blinds you from the fact that you have a foyer and that it's stormable. There's that's a really great way to put it. You get blinded by the amenities to the point where you forget that you share the same place with people who can potentially storm the foyer and you need to wet their beak a little bit. AOC wants to wet people's beaks, so that's why she's probably going to be the next president because there will be a backlash. I predict to this, oh my prediction is based on my experience of traveling the country and not having a lot of faith in people's ability to tighten their belts a little bit because listen, they need to loosen their belts because they're too tight when they sit down.
Starting point is 00:09:58 We're not an in shape strong population that is used to war-torn conditions and is just happy with a glop of mashed potatoes. That's not, we're not people coming out of, you know, a country breakup like the former Yugoslavia where people are just happy that they have one pair of Nikes. That's just, that's going to take a little while to get used to. We can't. Nobody goes backwards. Most people would rather do a crime. That's in fact, I think the most vulnerable part time to honeypot someone is when they're down on their luck a little bit and they had a lot.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Then you can go, I can bring you back there as long as you tailor your content to call Qatar an ally. I know you just got fired from Fox and all this stuff. Here's 15 million. I'm a Qatari businessman. I'm a conservative. Here's 15 million to start your media empire. I just need you to call Qatar a strong ally of the United States and when asked about Israel go I don't even know what an ally means I don't even know what that means I don't even know what that means or why and here's Tucker and I love Tucker I love Tucker for the reason that I think he's he's a cop you can always go to when you're looking for what you want to do your podcast about. This is a fun moment.
Starting point is 00:11:30 It is a fun moment. It's a fair comparison. It's a fair comparison. And it's fair for him to say that, you know, Ben Shapiro and him, they've challenged, Ben Shapiro's I think challenged him to a debate. But it's fair to say that conservatives have fractured, much like the former Yugoslavia. They fractured. See, and why does that happen?
Starting point is 00:11:52 Okay, it happens because when you all have a common enemy, the Democrats, the Biden crime family, you all unite and support each other and talk to the same people in the same way and you focus all your energy on them. So all the content you do is about them, but once you get into power you look kind of stupid to continue to bring up something that's not in power anymore. That doesn't stop Trump from doing it, who continues everything that just doesn't seem to go right or people are scared about it. He just goes, well, that's because of Biden. This is Biden stock market, things that are just factually not true. Because if
Starting point is 00:12:35 you if you got your toes wet in the market, you dipped them in the market, you know that the market is usually people use it as it's people invest. So what does investing mean? They're making a bet on the future. So when the market goes down, it's not because of the past. They're looking at the future and the policies that are presently in and going like they're going to be bad. They're betting on it being bad. So this is not a Biden stock market.
Starting point is 00:13:03 It's just not. It's not like two plus two doesn't equal five. This is Donald Trump's stock market. But when you have someone who has, in my opinion, narcissistic personality disorder, he says this in a Truth Social tweet. This is Biden's stock market, not Trump's. I didn't take over until January 20th,
Starting point is 00:13:27 which is 14 days after my favorite day. He didn't put that in, but he should have said that. January 6th at his house. I mean, the turkey with the ham, it's gotta be a nice holiday. Maybe some cranberry sauce. I mean, he's a wasp, so it's not gonna be crazy. He doesn't drink. Maybe some cranberry sauce. I mean, he's a wasp, so it's not gonna be crazy. He doesn't drink. He's got the bland tastes of wasps. But he's also kinda got the, you know, he acts like an Irishman who got money,
Starting point is 00:13:53 or like a black who just got money too a little bit. He flaunts it, gold everywhere. He doesn't act like your typical understated wasp. He always had a taste for the limelight, which the wasps usually don't. So he's an anomaly in that way. You get one of those once in a while. He's a gaudy wasp, is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:14:11 So he says tariffs, and you don't think these things play a role, but they play a role. They're in our genes. The Irish, you think their hate for the Jews right now has nothing to do with their hate for the British as colonizers and the way they frame that. You think South African governments hate for Israel isn't framed by their cultural experience of being colonized by the Dutch? You know? You think my experience of siding with the Palestinians isn't because because we were conquered by Muslims see that's why maybe I'm a little kid that's baby why I'm I'll admit it you know I'm
Starting point is 00:14:54 always the first to bring up like how did those Arabs get there well they conquered they conquered and killed and they moved around and it was called the Muslim expansions and then they came to Palestine and they ran it and then the Turkics came and the Turkics were mean to the Arabs too because they were different but they were all Muslims so they weren't as mean. You know, I'm the first to bring that up. Does that have a little something to do with maybe a chip on my shoulder that I have for being conquered by Muslims for 400 years even though it's got nothing to do with me?
Starting point is 00:15:25 Probably. I'm not, I'm not Carl Jung, but I notice it. I notice that we are not aware of who we are, and we think our genetics and the things we grow up in and the whaling we hear and the stories we hear don't have anything to do with our opinions, but they do. Just like we're unaware of how our childhood is basically our whole personality who rejected us who accepted us who hugged us and who not is basically how we're living our whole lives so everyone frames these conflicts
Starting point is 00:15:58 that are on the global stage through the prism of their own cultural experience for the most part right the Jews who probably yelling about Israel are probably just the Jews who you know don't want to be collected you know they're going like if I just side with you know maybe somewhere in there there's this thing a survival mechanism where it's like you know if I just if I if I if I'm quiet if I don't stand up then they won't hurt me they won't hit Me, you know, it's maybe a trauma informed kind of response. Maybe I don't know maybe Maybe they're principled and love the Palestinians that much or maybe it's a self-interested like hey if we quieted this down They'll stop focusing on us more and I'll feel more safe
Starting point is 00:16:48 I think the latter is probably more viable because that's what humans care about is safety food and cheap shit on Amazon that's what causes the riots That's what people care about So you know, that's what we're talking about. An economy now where he says the tariffs will start kicking in soon. Here we go. Talk about bracing. Talk about anxiety brace and the anxiety brace.
Starting point is 00:17:23 When's the saber-toothed tiger coming? Oh, it's coming. And it's's the saber-toothed tiger coming? Oh, it's coming. And it's not a saber-toothed tiger, it's an empty Chinese cargo ship. The tariffs will start kicking in, he says on Truth Social, and companies are starting to move into the United States in record numbers. With him, it's always big.
Starting point is 00:17:41 It's always going great. It's a timeshare, baby. Come on, you need to be at the hard rocking Cancun every summer. All inclusive, baby. It's a sale. They're coming in record numbers. Now, if you go and you check and you go, are they coming in record numbers? Not, not, I wouldn't frame it that way There's some things coming takes a while to build up some stuff And then you look around for labor and you got fuck we just deported the people we would hire to do this Something like that or you go a cow quick. Can we get those robots are those robots ready yet?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Can those robots get in there and put the chip in the thing? And they go, not ready, boss. We're not there yet, boss. Optimists, we didn't prioritize that because it's not as financially viable as teaching optimists how to jerk you off. So that was our top priority, was coding it to fuck. Because that's what moves, that's how we're gonna make some dollars.
Starting point is 00:18:39 We're not gonna make dollars by teaching you how to put the things in a thing. So we're not there yet, boss. You're moving fast and we're not make some dollars we're not gonna make dollars by teaching you how to put the things in a thing so we're not there yet boss you're moving fast and we're not there yet boss so he goes our country will boom of course you got a lot of all caps which he likes to do you know I love that he just hits the alt the letter the shift alt and he just and then he unhits it, certain words. I love that he tweets himself. There has never been a president since the internet started that tweeted themselves. You'd never see anything directly from Barack Obama. It would be some
Starting point is 00:19:18 aide, some 28 year old aide. They'd run it through a council and they'd go, all right, this is what we're going to tweet. But Donald Trump just gets on Twitter himself From the toilet from the dinner table from his bed. Do you know that we have a president? Who's doing who does this when he's laying down? He's on his phone the president of the United States is on his phone himself There's comedians that have social media teams, but our president doesn't. How funny is that? I have a social media team.
Starting point is 00:19:51 OK, every comedian is not no comedian who has a certain level of, I don't know, financial security that they can afford is not on social media anymore. They're just not none of them are. Everyone's got the oh, yeah, we don't it's a distraction.
Starting point is 00:20:03 I don't want to fucking just let that. But our president is just like All in it You know, he's the only one Biden wasn't on there like, you know, Biden doesn't even know the phone is he was like So I don't know if that You know brings you solace or makes you worried I don't know if that, you know, brings you solace or makes you worried, but the rest of the tweet, our country will boom, but we have to get rid of the Biden overhang. This will take a while, has nothing to do with tariffs in all caps.
Starting point is 00:20:37 That's a lie. That's a lie. What's about to happen has everything to do directly with the tariffs. So that's a lie. But then he goes, and it's just how much is he going to be able to continue to pull the wool over his supporters eyes with these type of Trumpian statements? Because these work really well when somebody else has the responsibility of running the country.
Starting point is 00:21:03 That works really well when you hate the other thing but when you're the guy with the levers and You're saying stuff. There's a bigger bullshit detector amongst your followers going like dude This is affecting me now. You're in office. So Fix it. He goes I am fixing by doing the tariffs and you go no no I'm saying fix tonight right now. I want the two for 20 fix it I can't afford the two for 20 because the two for 20 is now two for 58 It's two for 58 because that steak was not the finest steak
Starting point is 00:21:33 And it was coming from some Chinese place that I didn't ask questions about but all I know is me and my fat girlfriend Felt good about it We slid into these fucking boots barely and we got the fucking Cajun chicken with shrimp and we got the fucking fake steak And we ate it and we felt good about it And I'm not feeling good about that right now And I'm I I don't know enough about pharmaceuticals to do the other thing so I want I want my fucking Therapy which is the two-for-twenty fix that now and he goes no no you got to wait you got to be patient They go no you don't understand. I'm fat. I'm fat. And I like to eat.
Starting point is 00:22:07 So my source of happiness comes from from eating too much. Can't you see where my source of happiness comes from? When you look at a fat person, why are they fat? It's because they get pleasure from eating. They get more pleasure than they should from eating because they're sad about something else. So you can't just take that medicine from people. You know it's like that's like that's like taking insulin from someone who is diabetic. You're taking cheap food away from fat people which is
Starting point is 00:22:38 our population. That's their medicine. Those are their happy pills. So he goes, this has nothing to do with tariffs only that Biden left us with bad number. And people are going, dude, that worked during the campaign. Biden is, he is in a retirement home. Even you're saying when he goes, this has nothing to do with the tariffs in caps. You want to go thou doth protest too much. He goes, it will be like no other. Our boom when the boom because when the boom begins, it'll be like no other. And then in caps, be patient. And for president, this only has 679 retruths but 2.36 comments and that just shows you
Starting point is 00:23:29 if you've been around the internet for a little while that people are either quote retweeting it going shut the fuck up you're live or they're like they're going like they're typing like will I still be able to get the two for 20 like what does this mean about next week what does this mean about next week what does this mean about Next month like what specifically does this mean? It's not a lot of retreats not it's not a It's not a strong cosine when you only see 679 retruths as they're called from the president That's more of I may get 679 retruths
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Starting point is 00:25:42 website for details restrictions and important safety information price varies based on product and subscription plan So we're waiting we're waiting we're waiting like I said To see what happens and but we're not waiting not knowing what's gonna happen What's gonna happen is is prices are gonna go up, right? And so the American taxpayer is going to be paying these tariffs in higher cost for the goods that they used to get for cheaper, which is gonna be a little bit of a culture shock. And Jesse said to me, he said, you have no faith in the American to be able to withstand this. And I said, no I don't. And like my, one of my best friends, who's grew up in a torn country in the 90s said to me,
Starting point is 00:26:27 point blankly today, and he's in America, he said, first of all, he said something scarier, but people will have their opinion on whatever he goes. You don't understand what's happening now because you've never been through it. He said the nationalism, the rhetoric, the way Donald Trump's doing things, lack of habeas corpus, the nationalism, the rhetoric, the way Donald Trump's doing things, lack of habeas corpus, the nationalism, the way he framed it, the isolationist rhetoric policies, closing things down, just the whole that that and sort of the, uh, the tribalism,
Starting point is 00:27:08 the extremism. He says, he says something bad's happening with that. So that I'll just say that he's like, that's, I, he's like, this feels familiar. So that's what he's basically saying is like, this feels familiar to when my country after Tito just ended in civil war. That's scary I don't even want to focus on that because it's too scary But the other part we can focus on because it's a little more like okay, I can deal with that
Starting point is 00:27:32 I don't want to deal with that first part because if that's true, I don't want to deal with it. I hope it's false I'm like you saying he's being exaggerating and he's just a crazy Yugoslavia Alright, so don't say I'm implying anything because God don't I want that to be true. I want him to just say he's speaking from his trauma-informed lens, like I was saying we all do. But the other part was he goes Americans are soft. They think they're tough but they're soft. Like we're used to having the equipment, the means, the money, the upper hand, the, the, the no feeling of helplessness, uh, the no worrying about like, how big should my security detail be?
Starting point is 00:28:14 Do I need 10 more guys, 15 more? You know, how much poverty is outside the gates of my home? You know, how many of them are they? That's what he means. And he's right. We're all soft. Trump is, we're every single America is soft because we haven't lived through hard times. We live through the trauma of 9-11. We live through mask mandates and potentially what have mRNA vaccines done to our gene code? We've lived through that
Starting point is 00:28:50 That's as bad as we've got now some people, you know We live through for the most of the majority of us We knew someone who knew someone who knew someone who knew someone Who worked with someone once who knew someone who was in the Twin Towers. And that's how bad it has gotten for us, for the most part, you get my point. We weren't all involved in an unraveling, which is what he's alluding to. So the unraveling is happening because people who,
Starting point is 00:29:24 poor people who were complaining about inflation and things like that now oh boy your inflation that we had right now how expensive things were right now I'm just saying oh boy that's about to get worse he ran on fixing that so when people people were rah-rahing him going, China's ripping us off, a lot of them now are going like, wait, I didn't really understand like what you meant by they have to stop ripping us off.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I was just rah-rahing because of Biden and owning the Libs. I'm an own the Lib guy, dude. I'm an own the Lib guy. I hate transgender bathrooms. I hate DEI. I hate this bullshit. Okay. I hate people who got a Frederick Douglass finger puppet. I didn't know this meant that my Amazon patio set was going to cost, you know, another $300. I didn't know that. I didn't sign up for that. I didn't really understand how this whole global economy thing works. So dude, what's going on? And that's what is probably in those 2.36 thousand comments under his social post.
Starting point is 00:30:35 I didn't really get that. And that is what my friend meant when he said we're soft. You know, because it's all rah rah and entertainment until it becomes an unraveling that we're all involved in Nick Fuentes is involved in it so he's up there spewing his shit but nobody's listening anymore because they're trying to see where Nick Fuentes is foyer is and what's in his fridge they want Alex Jones going and what's in his fridge. They want Alex Jones going, and he's groveling like a bulldog. And he's very entertaining, but when the food starts getting expensive
Starting point is 00:31:14 and people are still working, but the food's high, the products are high, American farmers are being doubly subsidized and we're all sitting out this tense game with General Tso's chicken to see who can suffer more, us or them. I'm not going to take solace in the fact that just because we have the surplus with China, because we buy more from China than they buy from us, that the Chinese are not going to
Starting point is 00:31:36 suffer more than we are. I've seen the Chinese. They only need to eat a tenth of what we need to eat. They're small. We're trying to feed fucking cows. The Chinese are built like ladies and they're not allowed to have an opinion or talk. They're already suffering. So that's what my friend means when he says we're soft. Do you think the Chinese have gotten as soft as we have in 25 years, they have not. Look at their leader. That
Starting point is 00:32:06 guy was put in a re-education camp and they killed his father and then he became the big communist. He's a Manchurian candidate. You know the story of Z? His father, the communist fucking killed him and then they took him and they put him in like a commune and they made him into like a Manchurian candidate. I mean these are the people, he's like evil Batman, right? They killed him but instead of like fighting crime, he joined them and became the head. That's his story from a little kid. This kid is fucking nuts.
Starting point is 00:32:41 They literally killed his dad. So I can't, I can't with a straight face listen to these people in the administration. You know, nobody's people are not believing it the way that they believe it because deep down when you're soft, you know you're soft. We all know we're soft. That doesn't mean you don't know jujitsu. That doesn't mean that you're, that you let people walk all over you. It doesn't mean you're not a boss bitch. It just means you're a spoiled American who's been living the way kings used to live. God damn it, you
Starting point is 00:33:20 can buy sushi in a 7-Eleven. How was that enabled? Because of the global supply chain. A lot of that is China. So, it's going to be tough. We're going to find out how soft we are very soon. It's kind of like when you go to an all-inclusive and you find out how spoiled we are by how much we gored ourselves because we feel like we paid eight hundred dollars
Starting point is 00:33:50 Which is way low anyway for all food and you there's only a certain amount of person needs But you end up coming back 20 pounds heavier because you wanted you're like you wanted to get your you know Is there anything more American than going to a third world country and saying, give me infinity of your resources? I'm here for infinity. That's when you find out that all inclusive exists, and that it's completely propped up as a viable business because of American tourists is all you need to know about how soft or hard we are. The all this the all inclusive was created to market to Americans, and it worked.
Starting point is 00:34:31 And it works bigly. It works bigly. There's not a lot of French people going, you know what? We're flying to the Caribbean to go stay at the Hard Rock. So maybe we can see Slash's sweater framed up on the wall and get infinity jalapeno poppers That's only happening if you live in Atlanta if you're in Atlanta suburban resident You live in Atlanta So it's about to be bad and
Starting point is 00:35:17 All the luxuries that we take for granted, like calling Nick Fuentes and Alex Jones soothsayers, which is what you can afford to do during luxury times, because it's entertainment. These guys are entertainment. You know, a guy like Fuentes is approached at a young age, right? He's probably on campus, he's a conservative or something. He's a squeak, you know, the guy's a squeak. I don't even know much about him, but he's probably a squeak, right? Squeaks, people who hate themselves are very good at talking. And I'm not a squeak. I'm six foot kid, but I'm just saying people who hate themselves in some way
Starting point is 00:35:48 whose parents told them they were good are good at talking because we have to prove that's what he's about he's trying to prove he's great I'm here trying to get people laugh to try to prove I'm great anyone who talks for a living wants to be seen was conditioned as a child to think they were bad in whatever way that is too short to guilt to be seen was conditioned as a child to think they were bad in whatever way that is. Too short, too guilt, weren't a good enough person, not handsome enough. There's self-hate.
Starting point is 00:36:13 There is self-hate and hey, look at me, right? There's self-hate. Some people wear it a little more honestly by viciously tacking other people and you go, you hate yourself and you're jealous of that person because that's a little too real. And some people mask it and kind of charisma. You know, just being funny, but at its roots, now good for you, you've taken something
Starting point is 00:36:35 and made it into a superpower, but at its roots is a self-hate. So this kid hates himself. There's no way. And he probably hates himself because he's a squeak, right? We'll look up how tall he is afterwards. I know nothing about him.
Starting point is 00:36:46 But you can tell by his face, he's a weird looking kid, and he's got huge hands. You ever see his fucking hands? Looks like he's wearing like Freddy Krueger Halloween mitts. I mean, his hands are disturbingly big and crooked, and they're like, this is Nick Fuentes. His hands are always like this on the camera.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Yeah, you'll see, and you'll think it's funny when you see it when we play this. But his hands are long, gross fingers, and he's just a gross, ghouly guy. So he became a good talker somehow, probably, and what they do is like these conservative groups find these guys, and they groom them, and they turn them into people, right? They turn them into influencers. to people, right? They turn them into influencers. You know, the game is won that way now. These powers that be, they want to see how much influence you can have and they push your content certain ways. You know, it's what they did with AOC. They found her, remember? Like they found her and, you know,
Starting point is 00:37:38 she probably hates herself and she's a good talker or whatever and not such a great bartender. And they just, they molded you just they molded you they molded you It's not the way it used to be they're looking for talent now They're not looking for credentials and experience and it's what's your mouth like you know like this kid could run for Congress under the Nazi party You get a couple votes. It means a Nazi I mean once you're a Nazi or whatever like that you're continuing to do interviews is disturbing me about my society you're a Nazi or whatever, that you're continuing to do interviews is disturbing me about my society. That he's just continually out there and being on these, you know, these hodge
Starting point is 00:38:09 quins, those hodge twins, those black conservatives had them on. You're going like, what are you doing? This guy thinks you're vermin or whatever. Or maybe he's doing it for the show or to troll it all in the libs. That's the new thing is Elon Musk was just trolling. But that's what they said. But it's like, what are we doing? Is he really trolling? What's in his heart? What does he really want? A kid from South Africa whose father's a maniac,
Starting point is 00:38:31 cuts off black baby hands. Cause didn't he own like a diamond mine or something? His father. What's in people's hearts we don't know. I love how people really think they know who people are because and what their intentions are because they see them on a screen. They see the version of the people that they're selling themselves to be and people go like I like him I like Donald Trump I like Nick Fadden. You got to see it
Starting point is 00:38:56 like a New Yorker and hate everyone. Don't give anyone the benefit of the doubt. Hate everyone and you're less likely to be fooled, you're less likely to be let down if you just assume everyone is a piece of shit, myself included. We're all self-interested pieces of varmin, fungus growing on a rock, just trying to survive. We're little snobblers trying to find our way. We say we got morals, but we only have morals when we're living through luxurious times. So even now, when I listen to this, it's a long way to get to this clip, but even when I listen to Nick Fuentes and Alex Jones, it doesn't have the same feel, right? Like, and I'm good at this, right? Because I'm an observer, right?
Starting point is 00:39:39 I basically am a professional noticer. These things used to have a feel to them, right? Like, even though I don't buy the bullshit, it used to have a feel where I was like, I could see how people would watch this and go, this is truth, you know? Like, these guys are plugged in. But the truth is, these are two guys who could not be farther from access
Starting point is 00:40:02 to what's really going on. They're people who read the same articles you read. They just interpret and they're good at the gifted gab that you don't have. And that's not so obvious during good times when people are gathering around for Thanksgiving and they want to own the libs or they want to talk about Trump supporters being Nazis because that's how people and families connect to each other They talk about politics or sports or whatever and they pass the time and they find something to hate because it's in us and
Starting point is 00:40:31 Things are good. Those are during good times. Those are good times You can really sell people shit during good times during bad times. You can't sell as much shit That's why I'm getting ready for the bad time and letting you know, I'm full of shit. All I do is make you laugh. Come see my show. I'm going to reduce my ticket prices. But I'm telling you what I am. I'm not pretending to be anything else. I'm a self-hating fucking Greek. Okay. Who's not crazy about my dick size.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Has it had an effect on my personality? Probably. I'm not crazy about my eyes being this close. I wish they were a little farther. You know, there's things I'm not crazy about. And I had a mother who made me feel never good. I had a family who made me feel never good enough because I come from immigrants and a whole thing. That's another side story. But I'm telling you who I am but out of that I developed an armor and that armor was humor and now I get paid for it and I'm proficient in it. If you come out you're gonna have a good time at reduced ticket prices relative to how bad the economy will be and I say it I say it with certainty will be.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Here's the thing this isn't an opinion piece right now this is like me doing data it will be more this is gonna this will be bad okay unless there's some huge reversal where trump slows it down the tariffs and china and him work out a deal and they get back to where they were somewhere close to where they were. This will be very bad on a scale that we I don't think have experienced before for how long I don't know. It could be two years because then the midterms if this if this continues if the Democrats don't win at the midterms we're going full dictatorship. I'm telling you that right now then the Democratic Party is over. Then the Democratic Party just are so out of touch
Starting point is 00:42:26 that they can't... if the midterms are not a blue ocean tidal wave, then the Republicans, or not even the Republicans, the sector Republicans, that's MAGA, is just gonna go, we're just gonna stay in power because the people... we got a mandate from the people and in some ways they will have some sort of indirect, unknowing from the people mandate. That's the way they'll interpret it. But I'm going a long way to say, this now really sounds like two guys who have no access,
Starting point is 00:43:04 which is the truth. They couldn't be farther from insiders. Right. Alex Jones sits in his fucking thing. He reports he got a video of he got into a place and he saw, but he doesn't have insight in telling what they do at those meetings. You know, he's a guy on the periphery. He's a boy. He's he's an entertainer.
Starting point is 00:43:24 He's an entertaining guy primarily. He's been right a few times. A broken clock is right three times. You know, for a guy who does content for 20, I don't know, probably 20 hours a week, I don't know, being right a few times, people tend to emphasize that, you know? They forget about the wrong all the time. Anyway, he's an entertainer. So when you listen to this, just just listen and just, you know, half listen to it. Just half. I think it's terrible. I don't I don't. First of all, I think he's fake. Everything about him is fake. His name's fake. His venture capital career is fake.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Pegs F is a no no. Oh, JD Vance, JD Vance. Populous. He did press releases. Now pause it. Press releases. It just has a cutting a promo feel, right? Picking a fight, cheap media, national inquirer, you know, the, the, the, you know, like when they find the wizard of Oz behind the curtain, like people aren't aware of this as much as I am, I think, again, cause I'm a professional noticer,
Starting point is 00:44:24 but people know what they, you know, you know, when, because I'm a professional noticer, but people know what they, you know, you know, when animals know a tsunami is coming or whatever, people have a feeling. They have like a feeling of like, they're hearing the talk, they're starting to understand Amazon, my patio set, what's that going to mean? Is the two for 20 still going to be two for 20? And everyone's going, no, that won't be, it'll probably be two for 38. People are starting to get a sense so their minds are starting to think their priorities of what they're thinking about are starting to change so when you're focused on a worry about are things going to be
Starting point is 00:44:56 affordable is your lifestyle going to be upended in any way you start hearing this in a different way you start hearing this in a way of like, I'm gonna throw you in a wall. I'm gonna take this squeak and I'm gonna throw him into a wall. In news releases. It's almost like, pause it. It's almost like how dare you run your griff right now. Doesn't have a feel like,
Starting point is 00:45:18 like how dare you do this fun thing right now? Like how dare you? How dare you person who has no real life skills outside of running his mouth on a digital platform, which is a good gauge for you during these hard times that are going to come. Does the person you're listening to, I'm speaking to you too Candice, what is your real world skill? Like in the real world, not like what you put on the internet like what's your real-world skill can you can you go live and do that show and will it be as in like what's your real-world skill are you are you a real journalist
Starting point is 00:45:54 do you do you get out up out of your seat and go to the places have you infiltrated these places do you have informants are you paying people where are you getting your intel are you Seymour Herscher? Are you not? Is Brigitte McGrone a man? Are you doing real journalism? Or are you just a national inquirer kind of wave maker? Are you an entertainer? Are you for bored people living the life of luxury sitting in their house, being housewives to get tintillate.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Are you a tintillizer? Are you Seymour Hershey? Are you a tintillator? Are you a tintillator? Cause this ain't no time for tintillators. I know it is right now, but that's about to change. Cause people are gonna have a hard time, a hard time listening to the bullshit,
Starting point is 00:46:43 knowing that you're sitting pretty and they're gonna wanna know where your foyer is, Candice. So just these, I don't think these people are knowing that they gotta change their, they gotta change their grift a little bit. They're not connecting. This feels a little disconnected. Just ranting, here we go, just let him go for a little bit. He wasn't in combat, but he makes it. But he's not like Senator Blumenthal that was never out of the country. Bulldog Joll.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Hold on. I know that he's over there in the press, not with the real heroes, but he was in Iraq. But he's over there. I'm a third-hand commentator. I'm a fifth-hand commentator. I got no access to Iraq. I go for the entertainment value. I read articles and I go, look at this. I'm making a big deal. There's some truth to some gay frogs saying I just made it into the ultron. I'm trying to make it bigger.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I'm a fucking bulldog with jobs. I'm a pretty crazy man with fucking dick. I'm addicted to alcohol and I got some other issues that I kind of want to break. And I'm this other guy with these weird hands. Oh man, hell, it was a hell, you're, you're, you're, these, you know, there's just something about it. You just, it's different now, even for me. I know for people who like these guys, watching this, there's something in their brains, a little different listening to it. It's just a little different. It's a little, it's a little different.
Starting point is 00:48:16 You know, you're going like, oh, you want me, you want me to care about peak headache stuff right now? Is he, who's he talking about? JD Vance. You want me to think about if JD Vance is a phony right now? That's more of a, that's what they call white people problems right now? I'm not thinking about JD Vance. Again, I'm thinking about the two for 20 meal. So unless you're talking about whether
Starting point is 00:48:38 the two for 20 meal is gonna stay a two for 20 meal and you have a way to keep it a two for 20 meal, then I'm gonna take you and I going to launch you into a fucking wall. Let him, let him hear, let's hear some more. We're shooting guns at who? Ra acted like he's some kind of combatant. He was a journalist in the Marines. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. So if you go out and shoot guns, you're being a poser now.
Starting point is 00:49:04 And if you're, I think he's a serious poser Yeah, I think he's trying to make it seem like he's some kind of yeah Two guys just He's never said he was oh You got gotcha piece. I think who likes a juicy gotcha piece right now. Can you pause it? Listen, that's not the type of distraction people want right now. You want to know the type of distraction they want? They want to go to a nice comedy show. They want to get blown They want a beer that numbs out their feelings or they want to go on the internet and debate how many gorillas can kill one person?
Starting point is 00:49:37 That's a distraction That's an escape from reality You're a little bullshit grift about stirring up some controversy to start a war with fucking JD Vance And how you hate them and getting people to rah rah or whatever Tintillating people because of your fucking gotcha piece on JD Vance ain't gonna cut it right now two weeks ago Maybe maybe right now a little bit two weeks from now. They're gonna they're gonna come for your foyer You're gonna be in your foyer You're gonna wake up in your fucking pajamas with your baby baby gap
Starting point is 00:50:07 size and your foyer is gonna be full of fucking zombies who are saying where's my two-for-twenty steak you know when you hear this what do you hear do you hear something that's getting you interested going like wait a second is there is JD Vance a real is he stolen valor something that's getting you interested going like, wait a second, is there, is JD Vance a real, is he stolen valor? Is that what are you hearing? Are you, do you want to get to the bottom of it? I'm hearing a promo, a wrestling promo. I'm coming for you JD. I'm coming for you JD. You know, it's like, and that's not, that's escapism when things are good, right? People don't even, are not even aware why they like these people. They like these people because it's escapism.
Starting point is 00:50:45 They go to the Thanksgiving dinner and they're like, are you fucking, can you believe the JFK fucking thing? And Alex Jones, you know what's up, Alex Jones? Alex Jones, that fucking frogs are making us gay. It's good shit. But when their family's wondering about whether they'll be able to afford the turkey, they're not thinking about, they're not thinking about
Starting point is 00:51:03 if the Israelis were behind the JFK assassination. They're not thinking about, they're not thinking about if the Israelis were behind the JFK assassination. They're not really even thinking about who's on the Epstein list. Those are white people problems. So you're just hearing like a promo being cut. So that was a perfect way for me to describe it. It sounds a little more bullshitty, right? Masturbatory kind of bullshitty, grifty kind of it just which it always has been. But it's served that there's a more what I'm saying is
Starting point is 00:51:27 There's more of a market for that when times are good Right, so we're seeing like the last like people catch wind a little later You'll see some smart people start to shift the real savvy people will start complaining about the habeas corpus like those are their savvier People we're gonna switch a little bit because they know those people are survivors and they're going hey I'm gonna do content on this MS-13 kid who didn't get due process because if I'm for free speech and I'm from freedom I have to defend I'm gonna do what about this what about this Palestinian I'm gonna care about this Palestinian a protester who got deported for speaking against Israel.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Is that her only crime? I'm going to get to some real world issues. Like, what's going on? What's Trump doing? I'm going to be like, hey, I'm going to start sending some vibes out there that maybe I'm not so on board with my vote. I'm going to start sending some little tentacles out there. You get people a little like, yeah, I'm on your side, poor people.
Starting point is 00:52:23 I'm on your side, people. I'm on your side disenfranchised people What am I saying? That's wrong. You get a little nervous sometimes when I'm talking I'm telling you what's underneath. That's what I see is underneath. I'm guessing maybe I'm wrong But you know you rail about the deep state during good times You know what you call the deep state during good times. You know what you call the deep state during bad times? Thank God there's people in Washington who were there during all the administrations so they know a little bit of what's going on. You can't just change everything
Starting point is 00:53:00 every four years. You gotta have some people who know how to run the restaurant when you turn it over the keys. So I think during bad times you call the deep state career Washingtonians. What's another way you'd call them? Non-electable officials, non-elected officials, career, career, career workers, career Washingtonians is probably the best way. There's a lot of them, you know, you know, people in the DOD, CENTCOM, Central Command, Pentagon, right? Yeah, the housekeepers probably, they probably don't change housekeepers. That's deep state. The White House, housekeepers probably the same, chef, you know, maybe.
Starting point is 00:53:51 I'm sure Obama brought in, you know, talib, quali chef. That's maybe a little different, or maybe an add on, different vibe. But there's a lot of people who work in Washington, regardless of the administration, and a lot of those people are actually, you need that. So you need that because it keeps the whole thing together. You can't just have people who don't know how Washington runs coming in every four years starting fresh. All of them. You have to learn the job. You got to learn the town, there's a lot to learn, you know? But when times are good, you can yell and scream, call them the deep state, because it's entertainment, is my point. Even if there's a kernel of truth to some things, this is all entertainment. That's why people are consuming it, it's entertainment. They know if they have the information on whether JD Vance is stolen valor, they know
Starting point is 00:54:45 somewhere they can't do anything about it. They're not watching it because they think they can do something about it. They're watching it because it's entertainment. They're watching Candace Owens rail against Israel not because they think that Israel is gonna stop doing what they're doing. They're watching it because it's entertainment. It's something to talk about. It's a way to connect other people. It's a way to feel like you have some sort of moral compass. But when the good times are gone, you don't have a moral compass. You don't care about that entertainment.
Starting point is 00:55:13 You want to ask the question, how many humans could withstand an onslaught from a thousand gorillas? And that goes viral and becomes a cultural phenomenon because that's escapism. This is escapism during good times. The gorilla verse human scenario, fantastical scenario is escapism during bad times. I'm just telling you the way it is about things that you don't think about underneath what's happening. That's all.
Starting point is 00:55:49 The kid's got gross hands and he hates himself. That's Nick Fuentes. Alex Jones is a fucking wild alcoholic who likes adrenaline rushes. That's who he is. Your other favorite podcaster is probably a massive control freak who's got a massive fear of failure because of self-image something. That's who he is. Who I am. I'm a kid who's not crazy about my penis size. That's who I am. There is something real
Starting point is 00:56:17 underneath the little theatrical presentation that we put up for the world. And when times get hard, that stuff becomes a little bit more evident and the theatrical mask becomes a little bit more non-believable. Even when I was watching this clip, it just came up on my social media. I just like, I just, I had an image of like a circus and a clown coming out like squeaking his nose. And we're like, aren't we all making money? It ain't this fun.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Now this is what you call a let the good times roll economy. This is the type of shit that gets popular during a let the good times roll economy. And I'm sorry to say guys, I have a good job that's kind of recession proof, so I'll be there for you. You need to feel good? I'll come. I'll make a fool of myself.
Starting point is 00:57:15 I'll talk about my balls. I'll talk about, you know, I wish I fucked my wife more, but there's kids around. I'll make you feel good. These guys will just make you feel scared, and it's only fun being scared when the murder is not looking for you That's why people love true crime because like ooh this happened to someone else, right? That's why people like this type of kind of cuz they're like, oh things are good. I just had the two for 20 I can listen to this But when the two for 20 ain't available you want the clown bring on the clowns and I'm here. I'm here for you
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