Yannis Pappas Hour - New John Brown?

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

Luigi is either a deep state agent or the John brown of health care. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our sponsors: Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/yannis Hims Start your free online visit today at https://www.hims.com/yannis

Hello everyone, welcome to the Yanis Papas Hour, the most important news program in the history of the world, in your entire life, that anyone has ever produced. That is me, Yanis Papas. I am the new Walter Cronkite and I'm here to tell you about the most important news happening this month, this year, this week, this hour, this minute, and this second. And that is that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly have broken up. Yeah, and she's pregnant. So he's joined the likes of Tom Brady and a bunch of other scumbags who leave their

pregnant wives right before they deliver. Do you show up for the delivery? Do you go, hey, what's up? Is this awkward? Is this weird? Can I help you give birth? And the whole time she's going fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. And she's got extra motivation to be angry at you because she's also in pain. So Machine Gun Kelly's kid will grow up in a divorced home, which is very very rare when two Hollywood starlets get together. I'd say there's probably an 89 to 96% chance that those relationships don't work out.

If they can't make it, what are the chances any of us can? I get it though. You get with a hot piece of tail like Megan Fox. You get your tattoos covered. You switch from rock to rock, you live a new life, you tag in this sweet piece of tail and then she has a baby and she's not in the mood anymore? That's not enough to to load up Machine Gun Kelly's rifle. So I get it. I understand how it happens.

It's at that moment you realize, oh, I'm in this relationship for the hot tail. And when the hot tail is removed, you can take the baby. Jordan kneeling, who was a subway performer in New York City. He unfortunately was homicide and He was unalived by a former Marine named Daniel Penny and everyone's happy about the verdict. It hasn't split anyone whatsoever. He was a Michael Jackson impersonator and then seems like he fell on hard times.

But that's just what the media would like you to believe. That's what the right wing media would like you to believe. That's what the right-wing media would make you believe What I know is he was doing a subway performance called harassing folk on the subway And threatening them with violence. It was a performance piece and this guy got in the way of his art. That's my story I'm sticking to it. Netanyahu's going to court on corruption charges. It's been five years and he's been postponing it with every single war that the guy can start to distract the justice system from his alleged crimes. We will get into it. Is he guilty? Is he not? Who knows? Everyone's been talking about war crimes.

They forgot about the corruption which is worse depends on What you value are they both bad? Maybe they're both bad Taylor Swift gave 197 million dollars and bonuses to people that were on her tour I Like to call her hot sani Claus. That is a nice thing for a chick to do with all her money That is a nice thing for a chick to do with all her money. Um, that's a CEO who's giving money away. Unlike a gentleman who was the CEO of a health care company who met a swift and violent end on the street in New York City by Mario's brother Luigi.

We will get into it right after we celebrate our intro song by the great Zach Isis. Now here comes a great kid you know you can trust From the true koozoo To the news and cameras To the fake politics And the propaganda Yeah this kid screwed in Got a lot to say Aw shit It's bout to be a long day It's a long day

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See Mint Mobile for details. Okay, so what do we know about Luigi besides the fact that he comes from a family that has, I think, a cousin who's a state senator. He went to a private school. He was a valedictorian. He was a computer science guy and he had 79,000 Twitter followers, which meant he spent a little time on the internet getting into all the issues. I checked out his Twitter profile and he was a retweeter and a replier and he had an opinion about everything. Young kid in his twenties who's from an Italian family. You don't come from a half Italian family and name your child Luigi. If you name your child Luigi, there's a good chance both your parents were Italian.

And this just shows you no matter how privileged an Italian kid can get, he'll always want to do crime. He did some crime. The kid was a surfin in Honolulu. He hurt his back. Was it the back problems? Was he denied surgery and did he get upset was this for society or was this just because he wanted a back surgery? I Can't imagine his parents wouldn't pay for it We're gonna find out a lot more about Luigi and what he thinks the best pizza in the country is. Because he definitely has an opinion on that as well. Who knows? Maybe this CEO guy, you know, said something outrageous about how he loved pineapple pizza and Luigi got upset. That happens

a lot of time. Maybe he heard this guy in an interview say, I love my seafood pasta fried Diablo with cheese. And Luigi got upset. And he went no, no, no, no, no, you can't put Parmigiani on seafood pasta. It's a disgrace. Yeah, we don't know. All we know is the kid is Italian is fucked. It's like if a black kid did this and his name was Raheem Jamal Jenkins. His name is Luigi. What's the last name? Mangiani Luigi Mangioli Luigi Battagliano Cantizi Luigi Nicholas Mangiani. Ivy Lee Kidd. Great abs and nobody's mad at him.

That's what I've gathered, including the great journalist Taylor Lorenz, who said on Piers Morgan that she was filled with joy. She was filled with joy. Now listen, is this guy, I mean, you know, is he the John Brown of health care? You know, maybe, maybe, I don't know who he killed. Was this guy a bad guy? Is he, he could be the John Brown of the health care problem. And that's why people are not upset because I'll tell you what, uh, people are not upset people. This has unearthed a lot of, uh, ire that the people have with being denied for, uh, their health care, their healthcare. And you know, his policies, um, along with all the other American health company

policies are probably responsible for a lot of people's deaths, no? Right? Depends on how you look at it. Depends on how you look at it. You should have took care of yourself more. I don't know how you look at it, but probably. I mean, we've all had our war stories with health care. And their whole way to make money is to deny That's how they make money you pay them every month that house always wins Yeah, you pay them every buy and they're looking to make a profit off you So if you get sick they go damn, that's not what that's not what we support

We support taking money from you for nothing. Oh, wait, you don't feel good. You don't feel good How about some oregano pills and vitamin D? What? You have a pre... This was a pre-existing condition. You were fat. You were 10 pounds overweight. They'll find anything to make you pay. Pay for it. They'll wiggle away.

You really got to fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. You really... And who has the time? So this guy who was probably worth a real lot of these CEOs are probably worth a lot of money, right? Big salaries, big salaries. So it's interesting that this came from such a privileged kid because, uh, let me just state one fact, it's very simple. The middle class gets screwed.

If you're poor, if you make it, if you're in the middle class, go poor. If you get cancer, quit your job and become homeless and you will get paid for or become rich. Those are your two only options in America. Feast of famine, baby. If you're in the middle, you're gonna, you can't hide your taxes and you will be denied. But if you're poor,

you will get it paid for by taxpayers from the middle class. And the upper class doesn't care. They hide their money and they can afford anything anyway. Apparently, he was under some sort of investigation by the Department of Justice for insider trading. Other senior executives at United Health Group were being scrutinized for selling significant

amount of stock. Whoa, good timing. Over 100 million in stock prior to the public disclosure of the investigation earlier this year. This raised concern about potential illicit activities surrounding the timing of these transactions. Of course he's innocent. Of course. Of course. Look we got a we got a system of greedy little pigs. It's a pig farm. Oink oink oink oink oink. And that's the goal of the system to keep going. Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink. And that's the goal of the system, to keep going.

Oink, oink, oink, oink, keep rubbing your nose in the fucking mud and get as much slop as you can, you little piggy, piggy, piggy. So this guy decided he was gonna be the John Brown for healthcare and the public response has been in support of him. There's very few, very, who are upset about it. When I go online, I mean, nobody's very few people are going as far as

Taylor Rents and saying they were filled with joy. I mean, the guy was murdered. United health group. Uh, whoa. It's annual revenue, meaning the money they made off of denials was 371.6 billion. So basically the Dominican Republic is GDP. Double the... And they had a 15% growth compared to the previous year.

So under this guy, they really were... This, the guy who killed him did his research. He was like, which one of these piggies is the fattest? Big business is denial. Yeah, and it's horrible for someone to get murdered, but it is also impossible to ignore the swelling, disgruntled ire from people about our health care system, you know, so what do we do?

How do we fix it I don't know but you know who does know Robert F Kennedy jr. Who currently has like 200 noble laureates currently has like 200 noble laureates, uh, campaigning against his, uh, nomination or his swearing in or his appointment. It's his appointment. So that means nothing in today's world. All you need is Elon Musk support and you are in baby. But unfortunately, a lot of people in that field,

at the top of that field, a lot of them are saying this is bad, bad, bad. But the establishment is over. It's time to roll the dice with citizen journalists, with lawyer doctors from famous families, with reality TV show presidents, with possible Russian spy CIA directors. Let's just roll the dice, baby. Is she? Is she not? I don't know. I don't know. I don't think so, but I don't know. I don't know anything. You know what? Nobody else knows either. The only people who know her and Putin. And, or not her and Putin.

So it's one of the two who knows. Who knows, but she was a Dem and then she crossed over to repub. And her name's Tulsi Gabbard. And I don't care either way because she's a nice looking lady. So it'll be nice to look at her. Um, Syria's on fire. Um, and a lot of things are going on in the world, but you know, let's talk about healthcare for a second.

We got a lot of problems because we got a lot of processed food and just recently they're starting to find that your bowel cancers and your rectal cancers are directly connected the spike in them to processed foods so RFK jr. does want to get in there and regulate that stuff so that's got to be good these noble laureates what have they been doing they've been allowed I don't know it's just I don't know but it's coming from the right so I'm confused is he allowing, I don't know. It's just, I don't know. But it's coming from the right, so I'm confused. Is he going to regulate? I don't know. He's a democrat, right? He's an environmental regulator. That's what he liked to do, is go after people who are against climate. But he's in an administration where, you know, I think Trump says it's mostly a hoax. It's mostly a hoax, right?

Climate change. So it's a very confusing situation. I think he's it's most of it a hoax. It's mostly a hoax, right? Climate change. So it's a very confusing situation. I think he's just getting a hodgepodge of people out there, like the A team, and maybe it's the best people for the job. I don't know. But scientists are saying 2024 will be the hottest year on record, beating last year, because this is the second hottest global November on record. Uh, I think it was average 57 degrees globally in November. And, uh, that was this year. And then last year, I think it was 59. It was spring in November. And it was that way again, until the end of November for about a week.

And now we're back up to the fifties, baby. We're in the fifties in December in New York City. So I don't know. Everyone keeps telling me this is gonna be a cold one. Right-wing people keep telling me it's gonna be a cold one, but they've been saying that for the last three years. So I don't know. Scientists are guaranteeing

this will be the hottest on record. So I read a whole article about it, and I was like, this fucking voodoo, who's paying you? Who's paying you off about all this heat getting trapped in the ocean and the disappearing of the glaciers? How do you know, dude? Looking at pictures? I look at pictures, the ice seems fine, dude. Antarctica is still cold. And it was still cold last week. That's my understanding of global warming. If there's a cold day, it ain't happening. And that's all I stick to it.

If we have any cold days this winter, I mean, it snowed a couple of days ago. So global warming's just not possible. And that is based on my understanding of the science of the situation. Unlike most of the people who, um, who think it's a hoax. Um, my knowledge is very limited to cold days and warm days. So I don't know. They talk about averages and global, you know, get out of here, dude. They put thermometers in the

water. What are you doing? All I know is that if I can use my deck for more of the year, that ain't a bad thing necessarily. So what they say pests are going to become a problem and the ecosystems won't, will start collapsing because animals will not have enough time to evolve and, and, and, uh, people living on the coasts are getting closer and closer to living on the water. Dude, we'll figure it out. We build islands.

We've built islands in the, you just have to have ARAB money to make it happen. And America does have, we have ARAB money. So we'll be fine. Syria, people are going, what's going to happen? You know what's going to happen. A caliphate. It's what happens every time there's a revolution, dog. You know, Biden's taking credit for this, going, whoa, Assad is out.

But it's the same thing when you got Saddam Hussein out. There's a hole in the bucket, dear Liza. And there's going to be another hole. Because the people who you supported to take over Assad that was backed by the Russians and they couldn't help him and neither could Iran because Iran's fighting Israel and the Russians are fighting the Ukraine so Assad said whoa I feel a little exposed and the Islamic jihadists fighters, which is the best that you're going to get in the Middle East. When you're getting freedom fighters, they're going to be jihadists.

And those guys are they're aligned with ISIS and other things and they're dragging people through the streets. And it's a pick your poison situation. And that's my prediction. It'll be a pick your poison situation. And that's my prediction. It'll be a pick your poison situation. I read an article someone say, no, no, no, no, no. One guy's staying, one guy, because Assad fled to Moscow. And he'd say, oh, another guy's staying for a peaceful transition to the citizens. Yeah, right.

It ain't going to the citizens. It's going to the jihadists. Because it's in the Middle East. There's your guy. There's your George Washington. There's your George Washington. There's your George Washington who's going to establish a free democratic Republic for the people, by the people. There it is.

Women's rights are about to ensue. You know, who knows this? Israel. So Israel said, you know what, we're doing a little preemptive thing called taking no chances. And whatever happens in Syria, we're not going to take no chances. We're going to assume it's going to become a jihadist state. And so what we're doing is we're blowing up every single plane and capability of war across borders that they have. And that's it. That's what they did. They bombed the shit out of them.

How funny is that? So they're fighting each other. Russia's busy fighting Ukraine. Iran's busy fighting them on another front. There's like seven fronts that the Israel has like a seven front war going on right now. Lebanon, Syria, Iran, I mean it's just fucking Hamas, which at this point Hamas is probably like four dudes. I mean that's not even a war, that's a military operation.

And then they just sneak in and they bomb the fucking military and go, whoever gets this shit. You know, it's like when your two kids fight over a toy and they bomb the fucking military to go whoever gets this shit you know, it's like when your two kids fight over a toy and They hit each other with the toy and they go. Okay. I don't care about who's wrong now neither one of you can play with the toy so all their toys are gone and What's gonna happen in Syria is going to be the same thing that happened in Iran That's what I predict. That's a prediction, without a joke behind it.

Can we please get it on DraftKings and bet what's gonna happen? Because the guy who did it is linked to al-Qaeda through the Islamic State, al-Qaeda in Iraq, and later the Islamic State of Iraq. He joined other foreign fighters in Iraq. So this guy's a vet. He's been across borders fighting for revolution. He is in this article called Jihadist Affiliated and was introduced to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the quiet scholar who would later go on to lead ISIS. So what do you think

is gonna happen? Look at him. He they got the same fucking Toyota trucks. They got the same flags. They got the same weapons. They're wearing the same face pieces. It ain't gonna it this isn't gonna end with visible women's hair. It just ain't gonna end with viewable legs. It's just not gonna end that way. It's not gonna end in a referendum vote. It's not going to end in the people having the right to impeach the Supreme Leader, which is what he'll be called. Whenever the word Supreme gets in there, you could make zero mistake

that there are no elections. Supreme is a word that goes Supreme. Okay. Two people use that word. Two people use Supreme. Pizza, two people use that word. Two people use supreme pizza hot and dictators. You want a pizza supreme loaded with processed sausage and

pepperon's or do you want jihadist Ayatollah? That's your supreme leader. So that would be it. That's what's going to happen over there. So I don't know if it's anything worth celebrating. I think the only people celebrating are Israel because they were able to sneak in there and just in this chaos

blamelessly go like, well, we just take out all their planes and shit. They took advantage of the chaos. They saw an opportunity and he took it. And so Assad flew to Moscow where I'm sure he'll be, he'll be overlooked dude. They'll be like, look, we don't need you anymore. So that's what happened. Iran and Russia were backing him and he had a long reign his family had a long reign and it's come to an end and I bet you like the CIA CIA funded the jihadists just like we did it's the same mistake same thing we did with Osama bin Laden proxy war against the Russians that's all we think about until we create these maniacs who we support who then turn on us but maybe now that we got oil over

here maybe there'll be no problemo you know I don't know all we got to do is get out of there and let them do whatever the hell they want to do right Jesus Christ Middle East talk about... Some people call it the Middle East. Here's my joke. I like to call it Dante's Inferno of Hell. Imagine. That was my closer. Guys, some people like to call it the Middle East. I like to call it Dante's Inferno. Thank you. Good night. Thank you and good night So all these Syrian refugees are now flooding back to the border because they want to go home All these political prisoners that he had are being released and boy are they not the same as they were when they were imprisoned I saw this one video this guy does like

Not the same as they were when they were in prison. I saw this one video this guy that's like What the fuck were they doing to that guy Yeah, huh? Jesus Christ, but they're gonna do the same to whoever was on the side side. It's just gonna be the same It's just how it goes You know the the shia and sunni will continue to fight It's how it goes Here's a good one I was really happy for the fall of the asad regime at the same time the next day

We received this news and to be honest, I was really depressed and frustrated um And what was the news? Something bad something bad Something bad. Something bad. Something bad. Something bad. But Ireland has closed its border or something to or voted against Syrian refugees. Really? Yeah.

So. Yeah, Conor McGregor wants no refugees. Yeah, you know what? And a lot of this stuff we just kind of create with our fucking meddling in there What are you gonna do? you know you can't a Lifting boat doesn't you know you can lead a horse to water. You can't make a jihadist drink and that's how the saying goes They just don't believe in it over there They just don't believe in it over there.

They just don't believe in it. They just want no part of McDonald's. What about the ones that they build to buy, all that stuff? That looks really nice. That's really nice. They got going on in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. That's really nice, yeah. But they still do that no drinking thing for them.

Right, they don't drink. They just take our money and stuff. But you can go in the beach there, you wear a bikini yeah that's nice that's nice they do that in Syria I don't know I don't know that's a good question perhaps I don't know it's a good question right because Malaysia is very strict but they have like big skyscrapers in a booming economy too. But they'll also like kill you, right? With the death penalty and all that shit. So yeah, you can you can do both. You don't have to be free, you know.

Greed doesn't necessarily line up with human rights or freedom, you know, just like Yeah, they use like Indian immigrant slaves to build Dubai Pakistanis and like poor, you know, they use basically slave labor to do that. So just do a little bit of that Make it nice make it not at least make it nice. We'll kill people for nothing Put them to work to kill them Kill them after they work and build your thing up. Right, kill them after they're finished. Kill them after they've worked. And build your thing up.

And give them sandwiches. Give them a purpose, not just poverty. Give them a purpose. Do what every society's done to build up their thing. Slave labor or a wink at it. Oh, we're paying these guys, don't worry about it. How much they getting? Getting a little bit of money. They're getting a sandwich.

Where are they living? Don't worry about it. Are they forced to work? Yeah, no, don't worry about it. Just don't worry about it. Yeah, make it nice. That's probably the best option of what you could do anyway. It's always gonna be a mess.

It's always gonna be a mess in Damascus. Not on my list. Not on my list of places I want to go. There's certain things I want to see before I die and Damascus ain't one of them. I'm good on Google Earth, baby. Some places are just Google Earth. I'll take a peek from a safe distance like a girl enjoying a true crime podcast. Just a peek from a safe distance. Want no part of it. I really don't. Guys sometimes intimate moments happen spontaneously and you always want to be ready when so you can perform in the bedroom. You got to stay hard and be hard. You can prepare. HIMS provides access to treatments

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Speed slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited plan, additional taxes, fees, and restrictions apply. See Mint Mobile for details. So everyone's talking about Luigi and how hot he is. He's undoubtedly a good-looking kid. And you know what it is, man? He would have got away with it, if it wasn't for what. And me and you know this from growing up in pizza places that were actually owned by Italians. Now, it's all Mexicans and a lot of Albanians own, but Italians, if you've been to Italy, they cannot

Iranians own, but Italians, if you've been to Italy, they cannot help themselves from aggressively flirting. They can't help themselves. You walk down the street and they just go, ah, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma,

ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, mommy, mommy. They grab, they grab, they grab. I went there with my ex-girlfriend and her mother when I was in high school and they were just grabbing both of them. Grabbing both of them. They just grab. You walk down the street, they grab arms, they grab hands and they just flirt. At pizza places, they would hit on my girlfriend right in front of me. Just what they do.

So here's this guy with a perfectly plant, a very high IQ, brilliant guy, thinks it out, has the bag full of Mon monopoly money, all that stuff. But he takes his face piece down to flirt with a chick while he's grabbing a coffee at a hostel. He couldn't, he couldn't, he lost his plan. Started thinking with his fucking Mediterranean schlong. And he just put his face down and it just shows you did. He had to show her the moneymaker. He had to show her how hot he was. He probably got her number too, you know. Thought he was gonna do the perfect crime and put up these

videos. He's been putting up these videos so he was probably gonna put up these videos but he did put up one video saying if you see this video I've probably been arrested by now so he's playing this shit out he loved the Unabomber and he's doing this for the people and and all the chicks online are just saying I'll take care I'll fix him I'll take care, I'll fix him, I'll take care of him. Everyone's just talking about how hot he is. Gay guys and women are just like not even fucking able to handle it right now. So he's, you know, he's a dude who's probably put some signs out there,

but not a lot. We're gonna learn a lot more. By the time you watch this, probably not a lot. We're gonna learn a lot more by the time you watch this probably a lot more. But he was a guy who typically didn't really have a stable job. He moved around. He worked for some startups. He was trying to do startups. He was doing freelance computer shit. These guys never have like stable jobs. It's always kind of the same thing. I don't know if he had a girlfriend, you know. So, but is he the John Brown? Will he go down in history as the John Brown? Will they fix the healthcare system now? What are they gonna do?

How can they do it? The only way you can fix the healthcare system is by giving everyone socialized healthcare and then going real hard in regulating health like preemptive health that's the only way it could work they're just gonna up security they're just gonna up security for the CEOs so that's all that's gonna happen security CEOs are on notice I believe in universal healthcare I think everyone deserves it I think it's civilized if you're in first world We should all chip in and help each other but that would also require massive massive health propaganda to prevent a lot of shit. You can't have the current American diet and lifestyle and and also have socialized medicine. We will go broke. We will go bro. Yeah

We already are we will go fucking fully broke because you go out there and it's just, it's like you're playing Ms. Pac-Man. It's just circle people and it's bad and nobody's moving and the auto industry has made it so nobody walks. It's a bad situation. It's a combo of a bad situation, but this kid was fucking healthy. Look at those abs dude ripped. He's ripped He's a hottie So there he is taking I mean listen, dude. He was probably gonna get caught because of those goddamn

eyebrows, I Mean, you know You're gonna be I mean His eyebrows are just such a tell I mean how many people on the planet have eyebrows that thick besides him and Pete Sampras? When I first saw this I thought it was Pete Sampras the tennis player that did it it was really only him and Pete Sampras his eyebrows are so thick and you could see in the

Security footage of him at the coffee spot is like, you could see the eyebrows is like, that's the guy. They got the guy. You're not going to find another guy with eyebrows like that. And they got him. They caught him in a McDonald's. Um, kind of ironic that he was eating at McDonald's and he was upset about the healthcare system, but you know, what are you going to do?

Caught him in Pennsylvania. Some rat ratted him out. Some guy who worked there in Pennsylvania ratted him out. So this is an interesting story because it highlights America's relationship to the healthcare system and a man's life was sacrificed. a man who nobody gives a shit about it's brutal But he was a greedy little pig I mean it's bad though, you're not supposed to murder guys, you know You're not supposed to murder guys, it's bad it's bad I It's not supposed to murder guys, it's bad. It's bad.

I can't believe he's being charged with second degree murder, not first degree murder. That seems very weird. It seems pretty well planned out, I don't know. He had a ghost gun too, kid was smart, ghost gun, 3D silencer, it's 3D printed at home, ghost gun. He had an exit plan which doesn't make sense. So he gets caught in McDonald's after planning all that stuff out

and then you just get caught in McDonald's with the weapon you would think he would have thought this through a little bit yeah well you know that's why conspiracy theories are abound I know but he probably messed up right there he think it was the time I think it was the thing and he started to panic a little bit because he showed his full face right so that's why the employee was able to be like that's the dude. He's got a he's a very handsome guy with massive eyebrows. There's not a lot of guys who are gonna look like that guy. You know what I mean? He didn't even change his clothes. He's still the same clothes.

Yeah. Come on man. He was on the run. Oh you got theories? Was it the Jews? Well, I heard it was Nancy Pelosi. So Nancy Pelosi, my favorite ones. Can you pull up Jews? This hasn't gotten there yet. Just go Jews. Sure. Shooter United Health. Israel, Israel probably better. Yeah, Israel. I have seen the massage. Oh, yeah. I actually pulled those come quick. They come to it. Yeah, here we go. Those come quick So here's a guy he read out. He wrote out a whole long Threat. Okay. I love how these guys Get it all figured out

In seconds, okay, here we go. He's the perfect recruit Ivy League pedigree Okay, here we go. He's the perfect recruit. Ivy League pedigree. Relatable to both elites and normies. Whenever you use the word normies, you lost me. You're a guy who spends way too much time on the internet and does Pepe the Frog posts. Chronic pain, universal sympathy, emotional hook for the masses, anti-healthcare sentiment, taps into leftist rage about capitalism.

This guy probably just did it because he was upset about his back surgery. Manisphere vibes, taints the right with toxic masculinity, optics, oh my god. I think as a society really what is happening is what happened in Rome. I think everyone's just got a little too much time on their hands. I think that's a little bit at we're a little too comfortable. People just sit around. I stayed up all night. It used to not, you couldn't stay up all night because he had

responsibilities in the morning. This guy's responsibility was to eat like Taco Bell and, and sit in his house that his mom pays for whatever, and just think about this shit all night long and figure it all out when you watch the first 48 They fucking get the guy they get things and it takes like a little longer this guy figured it out in 12 hours Okay See the 6d demon fight was part of the setup ayahuasca trip wasn't self-healing It was an astral battleground CIA or other deep state group planted the entities to break his spiritual defenses

This guy's going deep. They didn't just want to brainwash him. They wanted to hollow him out completely The fight left cracks in his psyche, making him easier to manipulate afterwards. His cryptic tweets, they feed on fear, were cries for help before they fully got to him. By the time of the CEO murder, he's fully under their control. Either the demons broke him or the deep state leveraged the battle to finalize his reprogramming. The actual hit? Not Luigi's doing. CIA or Mossad carried out the assassination. Silencer screams pro job. Luigi's memories implanted to make him

the fall guy. Ghost gun planted as evidence to tie him to the crime. Sounds legit. I don't see any loopholes. No flaws. And it's all possible. What would be the motive for them to do that? What would be the motive of... So who is he blaming here? CIA? Mossad? Okay. Why is this Psy-op now? Because right versus left was collapsing. Oh we we were unifying. Mm. Okay.

So Trump, United Silicon Valley libertarians, populists, unions, and VC bros. Woke politics was dying and no one cared about identity battles anymore. Tell that to the fucking riots going on right now over Dan, Dan Penny. Deep state needed a new culture fracture to maintain control. Solution, a class war. Kill a CEO, blame a relatable radical, watch the chaos unfold.

Left, Luigi's a hero fighting corporate greed. Right, he's a Mano sphere nut job demonizing capitalism. The coalition fracturesures rich versus poor takes center stage deeper goal scare Silicon Valley VC into compliance don't back anti-establishment movements pit labor unions wow this guy's stretching now pit labor unions and working-class populists against tech elites distract from actual health care corruption, which calls with calls for more surveillance. That last one seems like a stretch because I think this was a

direct, this was shining a light directly on health care corruption. That's all anyone's talking about. So I don't know if this was a distraction from it. I don't know if killing a CEO of a So I don't know if this was a distraction from it. I don't know if killing a CEO of a Company and writing a manifesto saying corporate greed and all this bullshit Is a distraction. It's more like a call to arms But the cracks are obvious manifesto reads like a marketing pitch for a class war too perfect How does a supposed radical assassin not have an escape plan? Ghost gun too convenient,

like it was meant to terrify normies. Social media timeline feels curated. Where is the raw, messy history? This Psy-Op isn't just about Luigi, it's about sending a message. We control the narrative, and we can turn anyone into a villain or a hero. Don't question the system or this could be you.

Luigi didn't kill Brian Thompson, the deep state did. Three out of 10 Psy-op lazy execution, but it's working. Don't fall for it. Oh, this is from Anon. Is this from Anon? Who is this guy? Oh, no, he's just saying anonymous. Oh, it's just a guy saying he's Anon. Yeah.

It's a guy with a blue checkmark. It's a guy with a blue checkmark. Everyone can pay for the blue checkmarks now. That's right. Maybe this is all true. It's elaborate. It's very in-depth. It's imaginative. It's very in depth.

It reaches pretty far. Yeah. But maybe, maybe this is all night and maybe this is just the deep state trying to create and taking the race out of it and now class. So we'll fight over class instead of race. Keep us divided. So if we continue to fight over race, which we will, then either they were very inept or this is bullshit. You decide, I don't make the calls because I don't know. This could very well be true.

How would I know? I don't know. Things like that happen. I don't know. I watch movies. Things happen like this. Things happen. This would be a better script. This is a good script. It's a good script.

MK Ultra. Yeah. It's very possible. Can they control your brain with fear? 100%. I think that's very possible. They did these experiments back in the, what was that, the 60s? Yeah. They can do anything if they target you and they want you for whatever reason. Maybe they picked this kid. I don't know but he comes from a powerful family Why would his family let him do this let him be picked because he was perfect for it because he's perfect And why was he perfect? Well, let's go back into the thread. Yeah

Because he's a rich guy and some reason that makes it good Here we go, He's the perfect recruit. He's the perfect group because Ivy League pedigree is media catnip. Yeah. I don't know about that. I kind of remember Tawana Brawley being media catnip. I remember what's the chick who got killed in her apartment? Justice for the black chick, she was kind of hefty. George Floyd was media catnip. Yeah. I mean, what was the?

I forgot. Yeah. It was the police shot her. Yeah, I remember, yeah, this police shot her. It was like wrong room or something, I don't know. Something like that. The media decides what the catnip is. Yeah, the media decides what the what the cat yeah the media decides no way to run with they know what to run with But he is right in the sense that you know if the Menendez brothers were in Compton

I don't know if it would have got the coverage that it got right. Yeah, so he's right in that way I mean it has to check a few boxes. Yeah, the guy has to be hot, right? He's got to be hot. So he was kind of perfect. Someone's has to be hot, right? He's gotta be hot, so he is kinda perfect. Someone's gotta die. And Ivy League pedigree does make the establishment, who is all from Ivy League pedigrees and rich people, oh my God, this could have been, oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God, I know someone

who went to that fucking private school. Oh my God, he went to Penn State, oh my God. My friend Daniel went to Penn, oh my God. Oh my God, he went to Penn State, oh my God, my friend Daniel went to Penn, oh my God, oh my God, he went to Penn State, I went to Penn, oh my God, they can relate to it, right? So much more interesting. It's interesting because it could be someone they know who did this, and they also go,

why, why, you're from a privileged family, we're supposed to be fucking the people quietly, why would you do this, why, why, why, why? Why? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. If this was some dude, you know, some minority from a poor family, it would if it was just some antifa kid, even if some just some antifa kid, it's not as Oh, my God. So he does have some points there. He does have some points. If if there was something that made sense here, if dividing the people was even necessary,

or I mean, yeah, he is the perfect candidate, you know, for brainwashing, or maybe he's a willing participant. How come that guy didn't think of that? Maybe this guy is manipulating, he's part of the system, and he says, I'll take the fall, because he's from that family, we'll split society and gain control again, Divide and conquer. It's time over

class because DEI is going away. So we got to get on this. We got to keep this fighting going. You don't have to manipulate people too hard to fight. They will find reasons to do that. We know that from growing up in a dense place where we just watch people fight all the time over taxis, over parking spaces, um, over everything. So, um, this isn't, this wouldn't be a solution I think that they would do either. I don't think the deep state would do this. It seems too elaborate. And probably the dude that was killed was probably part of the deep state,

right? He's one of these rich dudes. So how didn't he get the memo on the plot against him? He'd probably be one of the first people to get the memo. It's elites who do this, right? Are you saying they just sacrificed him for the... But now they're all getting security. They're not happy, but I don't... This doesn't make sense to me.

Because if they wanted to control the people is very... It is a very simple solution to that you put Fucking sedatives in the water supply. It's all you got to do, dude It's all you got to do do it now. Yeah, that's all you got to do. This isn't fucking ancient times You got pharmaceuticals put them in the fucking water supply, which they probably do and that's all you got to do So, I don't know. And that's all you got to do. So I don't know. Is he the John Brown of healthcare?

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