Yannis Pappas Hour - Rigorous Podcast with Chris Distefano - LongDays with Yannis Pappas - Bonus

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

In this classic, funny man Chris Distefano joins the Rigorous podcast crew and get incessantly hit on and analyzed by miss rig herself. Das it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Down this poppers. Screwed in, got a lot to say. Ah, shit. It's about to be a long day. It's a long day. It's a long day coming. It's a long day. It's a long day coming. It's a long day. Well, hello, boys and girls. Welcome to the Rigorous Podcast. I'm Angelo Lozada.

We're rocking it out with Shannon, producer extraordinaire, and of course, the queen, the queen of this, the reason why we're here, Marisa. What's up, everybody? What's up, mama? You don't need to say Angelo anymore. Everybody knows you as Grandpops Lozada at this point. So, yeah. So, Grandpops Lozada.

I shouldn't say Angelo? You don't have to say Angelo. I say Angelo. All episode. Angelo. Angelo. That's true. That's true.

Just say, what's up? It's Grandpops Lozada. I'm here. Yeah, I just figured, like, you know, just to make it official. Like, it's here. Okay, you can do that. Yeah, yeah. But I thought we was past first name basis and shit.

Well, you and I are. I thought we was on to cute names. We should have cute names for each other. Don't you think Shannon? What like you know, okay like grand pops? Shani Shani Shani. Yeah, not mama though. Not mama. Yeah We got another comment about the mommy. They don't like that. She Angelo Shannon just went right in she went in she went right in She getting comfortable now. She throwing quips out there. She getting comfortable in that shit. All right, so for people who don't know, there's another comment that doesn't like me calling the queen, Marisa, mommy or mama. And that's just what we do.

This is just how I'm affectionate. You know what I mean? I'm affectionate with her. She's affectionate with me. And that's what we do. That is one of the weirdest. This is one of definitely the weirdest criticisms I have ever heard online. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's what we do. That is one of the weirdest. This is one of definitely the weirdest criticisms I have ever heard online.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's crazy because these three people, I don't know if they had a conversation before, but they are starting a hate group against Angelo Lozada.

They're trying to get you out of there. They want this shit to be like, they want this episode to start like this. Hey, this is Shannon and Marisa.

That's how they want that shit to start. They want to see two, they want that shit to start they want to stay too they want this shit to sound like a mouse squeaking yeah that's it they want to hear mouse squeaks and they don't like the bass in your voice time you know is that what it is they don't like that bass in that voice the thing is that uh the person who said they don't they he didn't like mommy and mama he said that's not rigorous and that that kind of i'm trying not to get get offended but that's kind of bugged out this really bent you out of shit kind of... I'm trying not to get offended, but that's kind of bugged out. This really bent you out of shape.

Kind of. Because mommy, mama, I get it. How many airplane-sized scotches did you have before you got here? I had two. What did they call them? Shirts or clips? Nips.

How many nips do you have, grandpa? I had two nips, ma. Two nips. You get over the shame. Ma, two nips per podcast. You know that's how I do it. That's sad. But if you tell us

or you tell me that's not rigorous, that's insane to me because I am your student. And who knows rigorosity better than you are rigorous? I would call you old rigorosity, like old money. Like I'm new rigorosity. You're old rigorosity. That's why we blend the way we do.

Your rigorosity is on some wealth shit. I'm on some new money and shit. That's okay. I'm just like an athlete who just got his second contract on my rigorosity. Good job. I'm telling you, I learned my rigorosity from you. I told you, you're a community college professor. That's why I hang out with you for that Wall Street Journal shit.

Yeah, and I learned my, yeah. I never even asked if you read the Wall Street Journal. As soon as I met you, I just assumed because of the size of those glasses and that your hair is always like that, that you definitely be reading the Wall Street Journal on that candle. That's why I'm with you, Angelo. And you never asked me. I never even asked that shit. I just assumed that shit.

I judge a book by its cover. That's it. So why don't you ask me? Do you read the Wall Street Journal? I do. Absolutely. That would be a waste of glasses if you didn't. You'd be walking around like, that's like seeing a tall person and saying, you don't play basketball?

Well, that's a waste of height. That'd be a waste of a face. If you was born with them big eyes and them glasses, you did not read the candle. I do. I read, right, the what? The candle. What's the... You don't be reading the Wall Street Journal on that candle? No, I actually buy the Wall Street Journal. What is that? Because you old school. Oh, the candle.

You don't understand electronics, right? No, no, I don't. When you turn that shit on, you put your glasses down here, trying to figure it out. Exactly. What's this button here? I smoke a pipe while I read the. Exactly. What's this button here? What's this button here? I smoke a pipe while I read the world's... I do this right here. I do this right here.

Got that legal pad. Look at that. That 1976 legal pad. Look like he taking note in the movie Working Girl with Melanie Griffin and shit. That's your favorite movie. That's one of my favorite movies. It really is. That was inspiring to me when I saw it as a little girl.

Really? Well, I wasn't a little girl yet when I saw it. You were always a little girl. Inside, I was a little girl. Yes, I'm saying. And when I first saw that shit, that was very inspiring to me when I saw it as a little girl. Really? Well, I wasn't a little girl yet when I saw it. You were always a little girl. Inside, I was a little girl. Yes, I'm saying. And when I first saw that shit, that was very inspiring. That should be very inspiring to Shannon, too, like I told you. Did that inspire you, Shannon?

Yeah, because that bitch was just a secretary, but she had big ideas. Right. She had big ideas. Right. And she was going across in the Staten Island Ferry. Every day. And she had her Reeboks on, and she put on her heels and shit. And she went in there.

Nobody was taking her seriously because she had an accent. Big deal. That bitch had big ideas. Okay. And she went in there. Nobody was taking her seriously because she had an accent. Big deal. That bitch had big ideas. And she went in there and changed the world. You could change the world from Staten Island if you dream big enough. You hear that, Shannon? Staten Island girl. You hear that?

That is inspiring. Absolutely. That shit is inspiring. What was the idea? What was the idea that, do you remember? It was the idea that Harrison Ford was running the company. Okay. Just to put it in a nutshell for you.

Okay. He was running the company. Right. There was about to be some crisis in the company. Okay, Han Solo. Just to put it in a nutshell for you. Okay. He was running the company. Right. There was about to be some crisis in the company. Crisis. Melanie Griffin was like, hey, listen to me. I got something to say. And everyone said, quiet, woman.

You're from Staten Island, first off. You got Reeboks. Second of all, your hair's all hair sprayed up. Right. Third of all, nobody's trying to listen to you because you're a woman. Okay. And then she bursted into that boardroom and said, listen, I'm from Staten that but boom this is how you fix that company right and they fixed that and that's what it was that's it she's a woman hear me what that was she was pantering that and she let this

is woman let me hear me war and she came out there like a panther so melanie griffith and and and working girl was the impetus that was the beginning of you that was the beginning of this rigorosity that was the beginning of this amazing i think you could of this rigorosity. That was the beginning of this amazingness. I think you could put it that way, Angelo. That was one of my forming moments and shit. That's very formative.

That's it. That's what I love about this. We get to know, we get to learn as we go. So we're having a great time here, me and the queen, Shannon, and we have a guest.

We have a special guest. Wait, you got to say the first guest. That's quite an honor. That is an honor. You are the first guest. The first guest on the Rigorous Podcast. Can I just say holy shit? You can.

Because for the first guest, we got somebody who's not too hard to look at, Shiloh. Okay. Holy shit. He's easy on the eyes. He's very easy on the eyes right here. Okay. Holy shit, that's it. Thank you. We got our guy, Chris DiStefano. He's in the building. What up, cuz? What's up, papa? How are you, bro? I like how Angelo always intros shit, that's sick. Thank you. So we got our guy, Chris DeStefano. He's in the building.

What up, cuz? What's up, papa? How are you, brother? I like how Angelo always intros shit like he's at Showtime at the Apollo. Like there's an audience. We got Chris DeStefano in the building. Like there was about to be air horns and claps. But you don't understand. In my head, I hear air horns and claps.

Because there's a party going on in your head at all times. He was brought up on hip hop in the Bronx. In the Bronx, yeah. That's right. Yeah, yeah. There you go. That's what his mother used to play to calm him down when he was crying. That was his alarm to wake up.

He didn't even have a crib. He used to sleep on a cardboard box on the concrete. And she would spin him like that. A little baby Adidas with fat laces. Yeah, breakdancing. That's right. You know me so well, Mama. I do know you very well. So, Chrissy, what papa welcome to the show thank you man yeah i appreciate it it's an honor for you to be here yeah man i'm that white i'm not white guy you look like a cop yeah i know

oh you look like an undercover cop i got a lot of my friends are cops or criminals there's no in between a cop or a criminal yeah, yeah. Well, you're the in-between. I do comedy, and they call me a homo for that. That's right. Because I'm following my dream. That's right. They're like, take it right in the ass, kid. Well, you know, but you're doing good in comedy, right?

I think so. Yeah, you know what? I feel like I was thinking about this the other day. I don't really even know what making it is But I got a little baby girl now And I can Take care of her needs With my job So in many ways

I feel like then I made it That's what you mean I don't know I don't know if I'm ever Going to do an arena I don't know that I even care But I know that I can pay

For my kid right now So that I feel good Shannon Arena's not the goal Hold up a second Can I talk to the girls In the room for a second I'm sorry baby

Shannon Yeah How cute was that shirt? It was adorable. When he was talking about taking care of his baby girl and shit. You like that? I'll take care of you too, Shannon. Holy shit.

Oh, shit. Shannon, you know what? Shannon told me about Chris DiStefano. Oh, really? What'd she say? She told me. What do you mean? She just likes that he, she's like, you know, he reminds me of a lot of the guys that I

grew up with. She grew up in Bensonhurst. Right. Shannon. She made it all the way to Staten Island. Some mafia guys over there. Yeah, but she made way to Staten Island. Some mafia guys over there. Yeah, but she made it to Staten Island.

That's the Italian West Justin right there. She living the dream right there. She the new working girl. Over the bridge, yeah. And she said she loves Chris DiStefano because he reminds her of all the guys

that she grew up with. So it's very comforting for her to hear his accent. Right, Shana? Yeah. Is that you? Yeah, true. I sound like a human mozzarella stick.

That's good for you? My favorite. He sound almost like a grandmother from Queens and shit. Like a human Zeppeli. You're from Queens, right? I'm from Queens, Brooklyn borderline, yeah. I grew up in Ridgewood, Bushwick. Okay, yeah.

You're a real New Yorker. A real New Yorker. My mother owns the house I grew up in. She's sitting on a couple of mill right now. Holy shit. Those hipsters want that. They want that house. It's right by the L train.

They want that fucking house. They want the house. They want that house. I's right by the L train. They want that fucking house. They want that house. They want that house. I want that house. I want to move in that house with you. Because she's leaving it. She's leaving it to me. Now that I got a kid,

she's like, I'm not going to sell this. I'm going to, we're going to keep this as an investment for you. Because it's not even that nice of a house. It's a normal looking house. But these hipsters came in. There's a flea market that they put up

right up the street from me. That's big ass money right now. The Hasidic Jews are coming around offering my mother straight cash, $2 million in cash for the crib. She won't give it up. She was like, I want to leave this to you just in case you and my granddaughter need a spot. You always got this spot. And I give you a week.

She's going to give it to you within a week. If she passes it to me, I'm out. I'm on a trip to the south of France. We're out here. Yeah, me and my daughter are going to Disney World for a year. So you're saying you and your daughter. Where's the other person in that equation to make that point? The mama.

The mama. You got a baby mama? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's beautiful. She's a beautiful person. Like you said, she's a very sexy person. She's sexy? Puerto Rican, just like you.

Puerto Rico? Yeah, Puerto Rico. So you got a thing for Puerto Ricans, too. I love the Puerto Rican girls. That's right. She's from Sunset Park, 4th Avenue. Oh, that's it. Real deal.

Real deal Latina. So your kid must be rigorous and shit. My kid has got attitude. What's your kid's name? Delilah. That's a cute name. Yeah, I love that name. Angelo's got a little boy, too.

He's 47, that kid. Angelo's son's 47. Oh, wow. His son is available to babysit your daughter. Holy shit, that'll say it. My son, Marti, he's a beautiful boy. He's 24. Beautiful boy.

They grow. He's about 6'5". He looks like Angelo's father. I think I met him once. I think I met your son once. He's well-mannered, too, that kid. That kid is nice as shit. He's a nice kid.

That's because his father's a good man who reads the Wall Street Journal. That's it. That's it. Big glasses. How old is Delilah? Delilah's two and a half years old. Wow, he's two and a half already. Wall Street Journal. That's it. That's it. Big glasses. How old is Delilah? Delilah's two and a half years old. Wow, she's two and a half already. Yeah, man.

Oh, my God. That's beautiful, man. May of 2015 she was born. So she's got attitude, man? She's got mommy attitude? Mommy attitude. Already she told me while we were driving in the car last week, and I was saying, Delilah keeps taking her seatbelt off.

And I'm like, you got to keep your seatbelt on. I'm going to pull this car up and keep your seatbelt on. And she said, Daddy, eat a dick. She told you to eat a dick? So I'm going to eat a dick. Where did she learn that? I don't know. I pulled the car up because I also have a stepson.

Was she listening to Angelo Lozano's CD? No. How did she hear that shit? Her older brother. That's his clothes, though. Her older brother said it. Her older brother said it. She heard it from him.

She heard it from him. And she told me to eat a dick. And then I had to yell at her. And she cried. And then I felt bad. Yeah, I see. That's bad. How old is the stepbrother? How old is he? Seven years old. It's not stepbrother. Well, to eat her dick. And then I had to yell at her. And she cried. And then I felt bad. Yeah, I see. That's bad. How old is the stepbrother?

Seven years old. It's not stepbrother. Well, it's her brother. It's my stepson. It's her half-brother. Okay. I'm not a half-brother, half-sister. That's her brother.

It's her brother. And especially when it's coming, both children come from the mom. They're going to be together forever. If both children came from the dad, they may never see each other. But if they're both, they're always going to be with mom. Okay. So that's why I keep telling him, both, they're always going to be with mom. So that's why I keep telling him, like, hey, you need to, this is your little sister. You need to, you know, fucking protect her.

Not teach her to tell people to eat a dick. And then he tells me to eat a dick. He told you to eat a dick. He's seven. You don't say eat a dick. You say, you know what, you eat a dick. Everybody eats a dick. You know what I kind of like about him, though?

Is because, you know, as a stepparent, it's hard to take discipline. I'm not his dad. And there's been times where I'm like, yo, you're not watching TV anymore. And he'll take a swing at my balls. He'll take an actual swing. That's hilarious. But I like that because I'm like, yo, if he's swinging on me, he'll swing on somebody that fucks with my daughter. He'll protect her. I do tell his pops, like, hey, your son took a swing at my balls.

He's like, all right, I'll reprimand him. But secretly, I'm like, I kind of like that he does that. I don't want him to lose that. I bet you he secretly likes it, too. Like, yo, son, take another swing at his balls. Yeah. He probably told him to do it. He probably told him to do it.

He probably taught him how to do it. Yeah. He probably put him in Karl McGraw classes to learn how to do it. Yeah. That's it. Yeah. So we're here with Chris, Stefano. We got Maurice.

We got Shannon in the building. We got so many things to talk about. We got, I mean, it's like the news is always. But let's start with the Yankees, mama. Let's start with the Yankees, baby. You know I'm a big Yankee fan, Angelo. Yeah, you're not a Met fan. I love the Yankees.

I'm down with the Yankees. Like we said, I like winners. They're from the Bronx. Yeah, yeah. They're from the Bronx. And let me tell you something. Joe Girardi. Okay. Let me just say this right now. Go ahead. From the Bronx. Yeah, yeah. They're from the Bronx. And let me tell you something. Joe Girardi. Okay.

Let me just say this right now. Go ahead. In the game in Cleveland. Yeah. How are you not going to review that call? I know. How are you not in New York City? I know.

There's no excuse. You're playing for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or whatever the fuck you're playing, the Tampa Bucs. Nobody, I don't even. The Rays. The Tampa Bay Rays. That's what I'm trying to. That's my point.

I just confused the football team and a baseball team because who cares? Nobody watching you if you're playing down there. Even if you were at 16 World Championships, nobody's even paying attention to shit. They always got a good team, but nobody cares. You are the manager of the New York Yankees. You are under a microscope. How are you not going to review that fucking play? Especially when you're a former catcher and your current catcher is saying,

you need to review this. Preach to me. But he said, but see, here's the thing though. Preach to me. Here's what everyone's saying is the Latino players now are feeling on the Yankees

that Girardi is not listening to them specifically because they're Latino and they're kind of banding against him. If you saw also last week, somebody posted a thing about Girardi needs to be fired, and Aroldis Chapman liked the picture on Instagram. I saw that. And it's like a little bit...

Where did you read that shit? I saw it on... You sound like you're trying to start a race war. Did you read that on the right website? I read it on Breitbart. Breitbart.com. I've not heard that at all. I've heard... So you're trying to start some shit. That Sanchez.

Well, Sanchez and Chapman are like not, you know, there's been a couple of instances where he's felt that he's been talked about in Spanish in the clubhouse. That's probably going to happen no matter what. No matter what. Gary Sanchez needs to relax. He's a little boy. Aroldis needs to relax because he's a felon. They need to relax. Joe Girardi, he made a mistake.

That and taking CeCe out a little too early. Please, first of all, he didn't make just a little mistake, Angelo. Taking out CeCe a little early is a mistake. You need to review that play. You got it. The Yankees should be in Houston right now. The Yankees should be playing in Houston right now. And another thing, if you're a manager of a Major League Baseball team, you know what else is a good idea?

What, Mamas? Learn fucking Spanish. You need to learn. They need to learn. They need to teach that to anybody who wants to be a manager in the Major Leagues. Get that Rosetta Stone. Get that Rosetta Stone and learn Spanish and shit. You might want to add Japanese to that repertoire.

I guess my point is that there's this human dynamic, this human element to baseball, to all sports. And he made an error. And he came back. He owned it. So if they don't move on, it is going to be his fault. I get that. But to say that he should be fired or he's a shitty manager. Is the correct thing to say.

I've had enough of that motherfucker. Are you really, money? If we don't win this series. He's gone? He gets a pass and shit. If you don't. If he don't win this series, he gets to go. I'm sorry and shit. Really?

That's it. That's the standard. I'm not going to hold him to any higher standard that I hold you. If you don't bring he don't win this series he got to go i'm sorry you said really that's it that's the standard i'm not going to hold him to any higher standard that i hold you if you don't bring that heat every episode i'm saying this is angelo's last episode he says mommy three more times shannon this is going to be the shanna and marisa podcast and we're going to bring in who's our guest hot men every time i don't even care if they have a job i'm pulling up the streets so what do you do besides looking good and shit? That's right.

Come upstairs. Who's the next guest? Chris DiStefano again. So Chris DiStefano, just talk so we can watch you on another episode of Shannon and Maurice. I'm in. I'm not going to hold him to a lower standard than I do anybody else. This is New York City. Yeah, mommy, but there's still this, like, one error, one mistake that he made.

Yeah, it was a shitty mistake. I get that. He should have known better. But, man, come on. He's been a real good fucking manager, man. Some people are saying that Girardi, the people inside the clubhouse are saying that he doesn't want to be the manager anymore. He's, like, done with New York. That's what people are saying.

Chris, who the fuck are you talking to, dude? Buster only. Buster only. You're coming up with these crazy fucking theories. He's getting this shit from Alex Jones this is info was sports sports broadcaster Chrissy D starts tuning in what is that extra thing this is Alex Jones talk his foot you are conspiracy shit yeah clip on My shit got infected.

It's okay. I got Clip on some shit. Oh, okay. But fuck it. I mean, you know, maybe enough is enough. If they don't win, they got to move on.

Let them move on. You know, I'm a Girardi dude. They got to win. They got to get past the Cleveland though. Yeah, but let me tell you something, man. Cleveland is a fucking monster.

They are, they're a juggernaut. So you think even getting it back to even the series, Girardi now secures his job? No. You think he would secure it? What if they would have gotten swept?

Would you have said Girardi's got to go? If they got swept? No, no, no. I don't think Girardi, no matter which way it goes, because they weren't supposed to be there. They weren't supposed to be there this year. Yeah, it's a rebuilding year. Right.

And so he got them thinking like winners, and he's got them thinking that we can do this. That in and of itself gives him two, three more years. And his contract is up. That's the the big question that's the reason why this is being spoken about his contract's up the end of this year let's put it out there so a lot of the people listening because we got a lot of female listeners okay right even though they know i love sports and shit let's put it so shannon can understand this real quick because shannon's listening to this going what's going on i don't understand this going, what's going on? I don't understand this. Shannon, what happened? Imagine Joe

Girardi, imagine he got caught cheating. He got caught cheating by his wife and shit. Right now, he's living as if she said, you know what, I'm giving you a second chance. But he's under the microscope right now. He fucks up one more time, that team is out. They're leaving

his ass, kicking his ass out. That's a translation for the ladies out there. He fucked up as if some dude got caught cheating. Imagine your husband got caught cheating and shit

but you love him and he got that good benefits and you don't want to ruin your family. That's what's happening with the Yankees right now. And if he fucks up one more time

that's it. See you later. Welcome manager Lenny Dykstra to the team. Somebody new coming in. Mookie Wilson. Mookie. Willie Randolph. What. Shannon, was it? Welcome manager Lenny Dykstra to the team. Somebody new coming in. Mookie Wilson. Mookie.

Willie Randolph. What happened to Willie Randolph? Willie just went off. Wasn't he a bench coach or something? I don't know. Yeah. He might be the new manager. Well, see, that's the question is who's available?

There's no real good managers out there that are available. You know? There's nobody better than Girardi. Everybody relax. Everybody calm down. Everybody relax. He's going to be fine. That mistake was crazy.

Anyway, we beat this shit to death. But hold on. Shannon, did she clear it up for you? Yeah, I got it now. Boom. There you go. Because we're talking about, you know, just like if you make that analogy and cheating and just being, let's talk about Harvey Weinstein.

But before we do that, I'm just curious to know, it almost looks like Shannon is watching Working Girl over there. I see Melanie Griffith up there. You putting that on your vision board? Is that your vision board up there? I brought up the image earlier when you were talking about it. Oh, that's right. Throw it up there.

Let's look at Melanie Griffith. Fuck that shit. There she goes. Look at that with that hair. That's Staten Island princess right there. Yeah. By the way, that's what I call you. I call you Grandpops Lizada and the Staten Island princess, Shannon.

That's it. Those are my nicknames for you two. And you're the queen. And I'm the queen. And this is Handsome Face over here. That's Handsome Face. I wonder what his dick looks like, to be honest with you. Let's cut right to the close-ups.

I have a nice surprise. I'm Italian. Let's just shut this down. Pull your dick out so we can shut this down. You think you're getting out of here without getting your dick touched? You got another thing coming. I don't know. He doesn't know.

I already got an exit plan with Shannon. We already worked it out. She's going to block you over there and I'm going to pounce on that shit. Yeah. Okay. That's right. Get ready for that shit to get punched. All right.

Softly. Just like my stepson. Affectionately. Ever so softly. Yeah. Anyway, that was Melanie Griffin. It was. I think that Shannon's going to put that on her vision board.

Melanie Griffin? That's right. And by the way, we want to take a look at your vision board, mama, with your 27 dudes. And the next one, you better bring your vision board the next one. Elon Musk just went to the top. Oh, did he? Yeah. Because what he's trying to do for Puerto Rico in this situation.

And we're about to plan this fundraiser. Maybe Chris DeStefano, if you want to see him live, maybe we'll have him on and shit. I would love to. He could be the guest every week with that fucking hair, face, and shit. Cute as fuck. Is he not the handsomest comedian you've ever seen in your life? Because he's, you know what? He's cute.

Shout out. He's that guttural cute. Yeah. He is definitely not marriage material. He's not cubicle cute. He's not cubicle cute. He's not marriage material. Right.

And he's definitely not a Christmas party hookup. Right. He is a jump off on the down low every week, three times a week to get that medicine type of fuck right there. He's that heroine. I need to see Chris DiStefano's dick. He's guttural

cute. I'm not trying to hide it. I'm going to brag about it. I'm going to be honest with you, Mama. You've been holding back a little bit, I feel, because it's a show. I know how you feel. One by one, I'm going to brag about it I'm going to be honest With you mama Like you've been You've been pretty You've been holding back A little bit I feel Cause you've been Cause it's a show But I know how you feel

One by one I'm going to get These comedians Cause they be hanging Around this place I got Giannis Pappas You saw that picture I put on the Instagram I mowed him down

Touched that dick He was asleep He was asleep for three days But he's definitely Not as cute as you So in the next So everybody So you guys know

You're going to get it. On the next podcast, we're going to check out Maurice's vision board and all 27 dudes on that vision board. Number one, Elon Musk. Well, he's trying to do for Puerto Rico. It's amazing. It is amazing. And let me ask you, Mark, do we have, we don't have a date. We don't have a date because your fucking schedule.

Shannon has given me her consistency. You're like, I'm not available from Monday to Wednesday. No. Oh, and I'm also not available from Thursday to Sunday. So you've been phrasing it like you have availability. It's just that

you're not listening. I'm telling you, I'll tell you exactly when I'm available. I'm going to let Shannon plan this shit because I can't talk to you, Angelo. We're like a married couple and shit.

You take me four hours to text me back. You're not even responding to me. That's not true. That's insane. You don't even respond to me. That's insane,. That's insane. You don't even respond to me. That's insane, baby. I respond as soon as I get it.

I don't understand your schedule. When are you available? You going with Trevor Noah somewhere? Well, yeah. Like, I'm all over the place with Trevor Noah. For how many weeks are you going to be gone? Well, the week that you wanted to do it, we're taping the show in Chicago. So the following week, we're good.

Okay. But then she couldn't do it. You're letting Puerto Rico down. That's it. As long as we can put it out there. I'm picking South Africa over Puerto Rico. You're letting Puerto Rico down. That's it. As long as we can put it out there. Picking South Africa over Puerto Rico. You're just letting, yeah. Puerto Rico, that's American citizens that you're letting down over some South African kids.

Some South African who wants to be American. That's more important than your own people. No, no. Well, you know better than that. It's not. It's not. You know I'm joking. No, I know, Mommy.

But we're going to figure this out so we can do it proper. So we're looking. But it's definitely at that club. Let No, I know, Mommy. But we're going to figure this out so we can do it proper. So we're looking. But it's definitely at that club. Let me tell you something, Chris. There's always a sense. When I'm trying to plan an event with Angelo, even when we're doing shows, there's always a sense of urgency to that show. Why is that? Because we never know when we're going to be seeing him for the last time.

You know what I'm saying? Why do you say that? Why do you say that? Because you're going to die soon. That's why I'm saying that shit. I mean, you got to. He's old. He's like, look, he's like 67.

He looks good, though. He does look good for 67. He's handsome. Thank you, brother. Thank you. It's just a running joke on here. Chris, how old are you, man? 33.

Damn. Jesus is, he's Jesus' age. He is. Larry Bird's jersey. Yeah, that's a good age, people tell me, 33. Also the first person in for the Yankee. You think he paid himself 33 because of Larry Bird? Greg Bird? jersey. Yeah, that's a good age, people tell me. 33. Also the first person in for the Yankee. You think he paid himself 33 because of Larry Bird? Greg Bird?

Yeah. Yeah, Greg Bird? I think so. Greg Bird is 33. He's 33. Bird is 33. He had a fucking monster home run the other night. I was at the game.

You were at that game? The one-zip game? I went to the game when he hit that home run. What a great game. I was sitting in that part of the stadium, so the shit went over me. We thought it hit the lights like Mickey Mantle. Let me ask you a question. So you get free tickets and shit? I get free tickets, yeah. I got the connection went over me. We thought it hit the lights like Mickey Mantle. Let me ask you a question. You get free tickets and shit?

I get free tickets, yeah. I got the connection with MLB. So you're kind of like a celebrity, kind of? I don't know. Some people know who I am. Does comedian, you got good benefits? What kind of benefits do you get from the comedy union? I get the benefits from SAG. How are those benefits?

I'm a SAG after, but I don't work enough to get the benefits. That's the bullshit with is like you get benefits after you make a certain amount of money which is bullshit but but yeah which is bullshit and then based off how much you make you get better benefits right so it's like the more money i make the the less i need to pay for shit it's true but the more the better but the but the better benefits i'll get so right now i'm in whatever tier it is where I still got to pay. I'm paying $450 a month or something for health insurance. But if I was making Leonardo DiCaprio money, he's paying like $100 a month.

That's insane. You know what I mean? And he doesn't need it. And he don't need it. Because if he needs anything, he's just going to fucking go to his doctor. Don't take the Saga after anyway. That's the irony of it. You know what the ironical shit is?

What's the ironical? That they don't pay for nothing. When you're Leonardo DiCaprio and you can afford it. they don't pay for nothing. When you live near DiCaprio and you can afford it. They don't pay for shit? For dinners? Dinner, nothing. Nothing, right?

You walk into a restaurant, they just say, we just want you to be here. They send you free shit. All that shit. And he's the person that could afford it the most. Everything.

He should donate all that shit to Puerto Rico. Yeah. How about that? Every time somebody tries to send him a pair of new Gucci sneakers, send them shits by UPS through Amazon to Puerto Rico.

Somebody going to get some new Gucci sneakers that were supposed to be for Leonardo DiCaprio. That's it. I met Leonardo DiCaprio once. Oh, yeah. You get taken in by him. Really? He's just like, man, this guy's a fucking star. You're nervous around him.

Yeah, he's unattainable. Yeah, he was surrounded by models. He's not on your vision board. He can't be on my vision board, nervous around him yeah he's unattainable yeah he was surrounded by models he's not on your vision board he can't be on my vision board angelo he's too unattainable okay that's like putting jesus christ on my vision board okay you know i'm not maybe i'm going to meet actually actually jesus christ is a better chance better chance of meeting jesus what about lebron james is he on your vision he's too unattainable too unattainable you need to we talked about it before just to give you quick my vision board is attainable okay so it's like i wait for them to Like Tyrese

Yeah You know Like Tyrese Because he's falling down now Well in between his Fast and the Furious movies All he does is his Facebook videos Right

So he's hoping when they Finish a new Fast and the Furious That they're doing another one As soon as he's done Like we're doing another Fast and the Furious right Yeah Because he needs that shit

Colin Farrell Colin Farrell's on my vision board Nice JJ Reddick JJ Reddick JJ Reddick But he's hard We talked about that Because he's too Christian

It's hard to break up that marriage I'm not above it Right But it could happen Yeah Who else is on my vision board? Who else do we Elon Musk is up there

Elon Musk He's up there for what he's trying to do Yeah And plus if they make a movie We talked about all this We did We did We keep talking about the vision board And we're going to have your vision board.

You're bringing your vision board in, mama. I'm going to bring it in, and we have Shannon put that shit up. And we're going to go over the Maurice vision board. That's right. So, mama, let's talk about some stuff. Do you want to talk about Harvey Weinstein, or we can move on? Fuck that dude. We cannot talk about Harvey Weinstein.

So, what's the detail? I heard that there was some shit that Matt Damon was trying to hide an article about him that was coming out of some shit. What do you mean? Like he's pro? There was some reporter that was covering that way back in the day and that Matt Damon said don't write that article. Really? Yeah, because somebody was investigating him. That's the whole problem.

This is some dirtbag shit. He's been doing this for decades and everyone's covering it up. That's right. And Hollywood needs to stop being so hypocritical about everything and shit you're attacking all these other people that's doing shit you're attacking trump and shit you need to attack harvey weinstein the same it's men in power absolutely you know what i'm saying you can't be treating women like that that's not right just because your power and you know if you look like that if you if you got the face like who's the dude they put in the closet in the bron tale? Oh, wow. They said put... What's it?

The big guy? They put that big guy in the... Because they didn't want him looking at that kid when he was shooting the dice. Oh, nothing to do with the face. Yeah. What was his name? Greater? The cheese?

Well, you know who I'm talking about. Oh, Crumpcake. Crumpcake's face. If your face looks like that and you got power, they needs to be investigating you every day because you know he's on some dirtbag shit. Right. Because he got some major insecurities. What if investigating you every day because you know he's on some dirtbag shit. He got some major insecurities. What if Harvey Weinstein came at you and wanted to ask you? He ain't going to try nothing

with me and shit. I'll punch him in his face. Angelo knows. He's going to feel it. I can feel that creep shit. I'm not on that creep shit. I don't like those creeps. I'm from New York City. We from New York City and shit. We got a sixth sense. We know what the fuck's going on. We know what shit's about to go down

We're like the animals In a tornado or tsunami We start walking up Start getting Reaching for elevation New Yorkers know that shit We just feel it in the air and shit We're like the giraffes and the birds

Before the tsunami comes We're out of there We know shit's about to go down Yeah I could tell I said When you look at him You could tell like yeah It's a freak shit

He's a dirt bag You I could tell you nice You kill You kind of You just You're sweet You're a little crazy, you could tell, like, yeah, he's a dirtbag. I could tell you're nice, you're cute, you're sweet. You're a little crazy, though. I could tell that shit. A little crazy, but you know what? Yes, the truth is, being from New York, I have that sense, but there's a little innocence to me that I probably would get myself locked in a room with Weinstein

and then just do what he wants. Why do you have that innocence, then? What's wrong? I don't know, man. I think that... Are you a little slow? No, I don't think I'm slow. So then what What's wrong? I don't know, man. I think that... Are you a little slow? No, I don't think I'm slow. So then what's the problem?

I don't know. You're doing very good in your career. And also, we didn't even bring up that you're a doctor. Holy shit, how classy. This is why he's on my vision board. What do you mean? Because he's very... Oh, I'm on your vision board?

You are absolutely... Chris is on the vision board. He is fucking absolutely on my... That's an honor. Shannon, he is absolutely... Chris is on the vision board. Put that shit on the legal pad there. Hold on.

Let my legal secretary write that shit down. I got it. Shannon, get the white out because I think he made a mistake. And bring out the typewriter. The IBM. Holy shit. Absolutely Chris DeStefano is on my vision board. I didn't know.

Wow. He was on a show called Benders. So he's been on TV. Right. He was on that Girl Coach shit. Right. Which is classy. He was also on.

He was on the MTV2. What was it? What's the MSG show You were with Giannis I hosted a show with Giannis Pappas That's right It was called The Bracket The Bracket We were fat on that show

They both were blown up on that show Yeah we were going through shit It was a chubby phase They look like they found our bodies in a river That's right The night before They had Stella got a groove back body They were likeinge eating ice cream

So you've done Quite a bit of television You did David Letterman Yep Yeah yeah His suit was a little Too big for him On David Letterman

It was ill fitted That shit was off the rack It was ill fitted It was off the rack Was it off the rack? Yeah I bought it At Joseph A. Bank In Comac, Long Island

The night before Yeah he's from Ridgewood He don't know how to buy a suit I don't know how to buy a suit I couldn't Yeah I couldn't afford it Did it throw you off That you had to wear a suit that Letterman insisted on that? Well, you know.

Because all comics have to wear. In a way. Not that it. Letterman. See, what happened with Letterman was the other guest was John Travolta. Right. So I was so nervous. Right.

That leading up to it. But then Travolta. I was going on next and Travolta had just come off. He had just been interviewed. And he stopped me. And he was like looking at me. And he was like, what do you do? And I wasta, I was going on next, and Travolta had just come off. He had just been interviewed. And he stopped me, and he was, like, looking at me. And he was like, what do you do? And I was like, comedy.

And then he thought you were a grip. Yeah, yeah. He said, which camera are you monitoring? Yeah, he was like, why are the grips wearing suits over here? He thought it was probably a grip that was just so happy to meet Travolta that he wore a suit to that night. He's like, look, there's going to be an Italian hero as the guest. I'm going to put my best suit on. That was just the Stefano from Ridgewood

who was working the camera. So then what happened? So then what happened? So then he put his hand on my chest. Hey, yo! And it was crazy. Wow.

And he was like, I can feel your heart racing. He's like, you need to calm down. And then I swear he started massaging my chest. And it was bizarre. Dude,

it was happening in front of me and my ex-girlfriend at the time. We saw this shit live in front of us. He was getting the alien out of your chest. And it was bizarre. Dude, it was happening in front of me and my ex-girlfriend at the time we saw this shit live in front of us. He was getting the alien out of your chest. Is that what he was doing? He's a Scientologist. So he was like, let me take that.

There's an alien inside your body, and I'm going to remove it with my Saturday Night Fever. And then he told me. That's what he did. And then he said to me, he said, it's done. You did it already. And I said, no, I didn't go on yet. I said, I think you thought I went on. I didn't go on. He said, no, you did it already. I'm telling said, it's done. You did it already. And I said, no, I didn't go on yet. I said, I think you thought I went on.

I didn't go on. He said, no, you did it already. I'm telling you, it's there. It's already in the universe. You did it already. Don't worry about it. Just enjoy the next five minutes. It's done.

Holy shit. And I was like, holy shit. And then he walked away and he said, I'm going to stay and watch you. And then I did it and it was a good set. And then as soon as I came off, I asked my ex at the time. I was like, did he watch me? She said, he left right away. He walked right out.

That dirtbag is shit. That dirtbag. Lied to you. He put that shit in your head. Yeah. He was like, yo, it's gone. It's over. I'm going to watch you so he can fuck with you.

And he bounced. He bounced. She said, literally, as soon as that curtain closed, he was fucking out the door in his SUV. He's John Travolta. He's got shit to do. He's got shit to do. Dude, he said all of that to you while rubbing your chest?

He had to go get clear. 30 seconds. He had to go to a meeting to get clear. He's got shit to do. He's got shit to do. Dude, he said all of that to you while rubbing your chest? He had to go get clear. 30 seconds. He had to go to a meeting to get clear. To get clear. Totally clear. So Letterman was one of those experiences where I should have been more nervous, but he actually calmed me down, to be honest with you. Oh, man.

Yeah. So you are a little naive. A little naive, yeah. He is a little. Like, he used his magic on me, and I accepted it. I believed it. You were like, I just got Xena, the warrior princess, out of my chest. So when did you feel that, maybe he can't maybe when you're an old when you're in his hotel room

you realize i realize you realize yeah this is kind of bullshit it's kind of bullshit well i just i think but he calmed you after it was done i just was like man but yeah i'm just a weird like i have a look about me but like you know i'm 33 years old i'm still scared of the dark you know what i mean i can't sleep with the lights on. He's so Shannon. The guttural cue just got downgraded. You can't have the guttural cue to be scared of the dark. I'm scared of the dark. That's a weird combination. You got to be ready to fight motherfuckers in the dark for the queen.

Hell yeah. I know. You need to be able to protect me on the train. If I feel like I got to protect you, if I have to resort to that, the guttural cue just got downgraded. I'm a big, like I think there's ghosts everywhere. So I'm scared of that shit. But I'm not scared.

But real people should, like if it gets to the fight, I'll protect you. But like I'm scared of like the ether. What if it's at nighttime and it's dark? Will you still protect me?

I mean, at least... Sounds like you aren't going to protect me at 12 noon. Yeah. I'll protect you at high noon. From 12 to 1245. Once the sun goes down,

you're going to jump in my arms. In the summer, I can protect you for a little bit longer. but winter months, I can't protect you. Yeah, you just got downgraded. Those winter hours, I can't do it. Holy shit. Winter months, sorry. There's some women listening right now looking sideways like this on the

train, huh? Yeah. With that face, he's scared of the dark? I know, I look like an undercover cop, but I'm scared. Yeah, what happened this year? I'm just scared. I don't know, man. You look'm just i don't know you look like a cop period i look at cops over cover yeah he looks like a cop or a construction worker yeah he don't look like he got a doctorate did you know that did we talk about you know what you mentioned that i mentioned that shit he's got a doctorate i do and that's why he's on that vision board what do you have a doctor a doctor in physical therapy that's what i used to do before comedy i was a physical therapist they make you get a doctorate

degree to become a therapist. Are you Dr. Chris DeStefano? He's Dr. Chris DeStefano. I got a diploma that says Dr. Christopher DeStefano. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mother, well, my mother has it. Is it a PhD?

You have a PhD? It's a clinical doctorate. Yeah, it's a PhD with a clinical doctorate. Dude. Yeah. I'm not a doctor. He goes right back on the vision board, mama. Yeah.

Well, you know, the scared of the dog shit is throwing me a little bit. It is, yeah. That's not enough to kind of balance it. It's kind of throwing me that he's scared of the dark. Okay. But let me just say what I'm looking at right now. What are you looking at? I'm looking at two people, one of which has a PhD.

And it doesn't look like it's him. Which is some weird shit. You barely finished high school, but you look like you went to Harvard. He looks like he went to Apex Tech. And he got a fucking PhD. This world don't make sense to me, Shannon. That's crazy. And Shannon's single.

What is this world coming to? That's true. Nothing is what it seems anymore. That's true. The only thing that's right is that you have a podcast, baby. That's right. That's it. Because we out here spreading this shit.

And people are loving it. People are loving it. People are really loving it. They're commenting. They're having a really good time. Three people is really not liking you. And you know what I saw too is I saw that you, because me and Giannis Pappas, we have a thing that we do online called the Bay Ridge Boys.

And she posted it. So thank you so much because all your fans saw it. We had a lot of people from the Bronx saying that you guys cute and shit. How you think it got that 60? It got like 60,000 views right now. Yeah, because of you. So I appreciate that. I posted that shit.

Thank you. Two cuties like you? Of course I'm going to. I didn't even watch that shit. It's actually. I just looked at that. It's actually funny. Sergio's in it.

Sergio Ciccone's in it. That's my cousin and shit. We grew up together. Oh, really? It's good to see that you guys gave him a little work. He needs that shit. Yeah. He needs that shit.

He needs it, yeah. By the way, listen. If you're listening to this and you want to train they should actually want to plug sergio right now yeah oh yeah company this what does he call that just hit him on i think he's a very hilarious comedian but also he does during the daytime he trains people he actually is a trainer in the building i live in yeah he told me he says you don't punch that hard i know that was up he trained you he trains me yeah and so how is he he's's great. He's phenomenal.

He's really good. He's a reasonable price? Good ass workout. Reasonable price? Great price. I mean, you got guys charging $200 an hour. Sergio is nothing close to that. He's like $175. Yeah, he just give you $25 an hour.

Tell him Chrissy sent you. Yeah, with money. We don't know what he charges. Yeah, just say that's it. You get half price. Just say that's it, you get half price. But listen, ladies, if you want to learn how to box Which is really good

To learn self defense And it's one of the best workouts Go see Sergio He's also charming and shit He's a little slow But he's fun He's going to give you A good workout

He used to work At a pet store and shit So he's come a long way Let's just put it that way He has great stories But hit him up On fucking Twitter If you want to train

Sergio Chicong Sergio Chicong He'll train your ass and shit. Have you? No. You haven't trained with him. I've trained with him. Have you?

I know he's good. He found something that he really likes. He's very funny. I give him that shit. Remember, we used to bring him on the road with us

and then he just couldn't fit in the budget. We put him to Florida, we made him sell t-shirts and shit, but then we just couldn't fit him in the budget. I was bringing

too many people at the beginning yeah mama you're just giving everybody love you just that was nice to you yeah that was nice you know it was like at first it was like maybe nine people we were rolling with we was having a good time and then she just realized because she's a businesswoman it was just me and her sergio you got to you got to get back to pet you got to go jesse mcpoo so you got to go you got to go. I tried to get rid of Giannis Pappas, too, but he wants to do his little stand-up. Yeah. So he's cute. And he's not bad.

He's not bad. He's not bad. Giannis is good. I like Giannis. He's not bad. He's like, sometimes he get a little too wordy and shit, try to get too serious. I'm like, are you a comedian? Yeah.

Or is this supposed to be Charlie Rose? Yeah. Get to the jokes. Yeah. Get to the, nobody trying to follow you to listen to your opinions and shit he's a little obsessed with feet he's a little obsessed yeah he's got like a little it's a little creepy with the feet yeah him can never work and shit because i can watch this covered up that's not my area yeah yeah that's not what's your body look like naked naked it

doesn't look good baby it doesn't look good nah let's get to the point i look good in shirts and stuff when i take off my shirt nah it's not it's it's a little flabby i got my tits look like anteaters but you're wearing light. But it looks good in that jersey. Well, that's because I wear these baseball jerseys. It hides it well. That's how I do it. That's the Angelo Lozada trick right there. He wears a bowling shirt, but his body's built like Ice Cube, the rapper.

Soft and doughy and shit. Dough boy. Ice Cube boys wear those oversized shirts. That's because that body is doughy. That body is doughy. That body is doughy. That's like me a little bit. You got to know your lane.

You got to know your lane. By the way, nice bowling shirt today. You like this bowling shirt? That is some fucking... It's a linen bowling shirt. That's some Miami linen shit right there. Yeah. You're about to go to Cuban lanes down there in Biscayne and bowl some shit. He loves bowling shirts.

Yeah. It looks good on him though. It's his look. That's his look and it works. I like it. Yeah, it works. It works for him. You should have seen another episode. He was trying to deny that he wears bony shirts and he went, Shannon. He went to Shannon. Mommy. Mommy. Shannon. Your mommy. He always said mommy too much. Mommy. Do I look like I wear? And she goes,

yeah, you always wear bony shirts. He said, okay. I guess I do. Which is interesting because I don't own not one bony shirt. So I make shirts look like bony shirts. So you talk the exact same about me. It means you shop at TJ Maxx and shit. It is, yeah. You get it at a land's end.

Your shirt's a polyester. Big deal. But it fits him, though. I like it. He's got room to move. He's got room to move. You know what I mean? Like range of motion. Just in case he needs to break dance. He deal. Big deal. But it fits him, though. I like it. He's got room to move. He's got room to move. You know what I mean? Like range of motion.

Just in case he needs to break dance. He's from the Bronx. That's what it is. You need the range of motion. You put your shirts in the dryer, it smells like burning rubber. Big deal. That's it. Big deal.

It's Paliesta. Big deal. Listen, we've had a great time. I had a good time. I'd come back anytime. Thank you so much. It looks like you're going to be here every episode. Oh, yeah.

I think she's taking over. If Shannon has her way. Shannon,, thank you so much. Thank you. It looks like you're going to be here every episode. Oh, yeah. I think she's taking over. If Shannon has her way. Shannon, what do you think about Chris? She sent me a 14-paragraph email about how excited she was. And then we was on the phone this morning. She was doing her makeup just to make sure she looked good. And she asked me for my eyelash bitch's name. And then said, let me know next time Chris DiStefano going to be here.

So I'm going to make sure I get my fake lashes from your girl in Staten Island. I'm going to give her the number too. She got Sarah Jessica Parker's card. She's very rigorous. She does that shit. She takes a couple of hours to do it, but she got Sarah Jessica Parker got her card. She gave her her card. So she's doing very good. I mean, if Sarah Jessica

Parker has your card, that means you're good. You made it. So Shannon, what do you think? We haven't spoken to you because we had Chrissy here. What do you think? Chris was a great guest. Yeah. I mean, I don't like that I didn't get to speak as much because he was here.

Right. But we can have him back another time. But you got to look at him on that screen. That's right. That's right. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Even Steven and shit. You didn't get to speak much, but you got to stare at that fucking prey right over here.

So this was a lot of fun. Chrissy, thank you for coming through, my man. Thank you. All the best to you, man. Appreciate it. Shannon, thank you, boo-boo. You're not going to let him

give his plugs? Oh, yeah, of course. That's the whole reason he's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows millions and millions of people are listening to this. Plug it out. Plug it out.

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You'll find us. Good luck with you and that cutie. Good luck with Giannis. Were you just at Gotham? I was just at Gotham. At this past weekend? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

How was that? Rocked it out? It was great. Gotham, it was great. Giannis Pappas actually came through to support me. Yeah, yeah, he's a nice guy. He came through to that?

Giannis Pappas came, yeah. You guys are really good friends and shit? We're good friends, yeah. He was mad that I was wearing a baseball jersey on the weekend. He told me that's dirt bag. What does he know is shit? I know.

But I kind of agree with that. I mean, come on. I told him he's wearing a size medium from the Banana Republic. Hold up a second. Put on a shirt, man. I'm not with what? It's the weekend. What are you getting mad at?

No, I'm not mad at you. You have your style. He has his. That's it. That's like people attacking me for wearing the same shit. I got 16 pairs of these shirts. This is my style. That's what you do. Shannon's hair is pink's like people attacking me for wearing the same shit. I got 16 pairs of these shirts. This is my style. That's what you do.

Shannon's hair is pink. Let people be who they're going to be. All right, you're right. What are you, the right wing now? You're right. You want people to not be who they want to be? Let him wear what he wants. Sometimes you just got to call a dude out.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You bought my coattails and you're absolutely right. You want baseball jerseys on stage? That's what I wear. That's it. That's what I wear. My bad.

That's classy for somebody from Ridgewood. Listen, he bought one suit in his entire life. And it was ill-fitted. And when they told him he needed to wear a suit on Letterman, he went into Models. He went to Models. He went to Models and started looking for Fila. And they said, no, we mean the real suit. Like the suit you need to go, when you go to court, you need to get one of those.

He's from one of those neighborhoods where he thinks you need to get a suit for court. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a court suit. I thought I was going to let him into B2D. Yes, you need a suit for that, too. Okay. So take it easy on him. This is a big step up from him, Misha.

No, you're right. You're right. My apologies, brother. No, it's all good. But the weekend was great. The weekend was great, man. It was a fun time. It's a great club.

Good job. Yeah. Gotham is the best, man. And hopefully we'll be there, right? We'll be there rocking it out. We'll be back. We're trying to plan This fundraiser right now

All the proceeds Going to be to Puerto Rico Yeah It's going to be me Shannon, Angelo We're going to have A couple of guests Maybe Chrissy D

If he's available Hey you know I know Fat Joe Maybe I bring Fat Joe Fat Joe down Puerto Rico If he's available If he's available

Tell him to come That'd be awesome I'm going to ask Sal Varkano too He don't even know I'm just going to announce it now He's cute He's cute like Yeah He's not guttural He's not Chrissy D cute I'm going to ask Sal Varkano too. He don't even know. I'm just going to announce it now. From Impractical Joke? Yeah, he's a big cute.

He's cute like, yeah. He's not guttural? He's not guttural cute. He's not Chrissy D cute. No, he's like you give up. He got money. Sal got money. He got money. But what if he fucks with the dark though?

If he fucks with the dark, he immediately over... I mean, that's a real down... That's a real down slide. Yeah. You just like... You're like Greece's economy right now. Your shit just fell apart. You're down, yeah. Holy shit. I shit just fell apart. You're down, yeah.

Holy shit. I was looking at you like you was the cutest shit. You broke my heart with that shit. You afraid of the dark? No, I'm afraid of the dark. Go to therapy because you're ruining a very good thing. I know. I'm afraid of the dark.

You're ruining a very good thing. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you at the next rigorous podcast. Here we are, Shannon, me, my man Chrissy D, and the queen. Mommy, you want to leave them with something? That's it. Stay classy, everybody. Peace.