Yannis Pappas Hour - Rudy Should Sell Sauce

Episode Date: May 23, 2024

Chapters: 0:00 Intro 5:37 Ghislaine Maxwell and the Epstein honey pot theory 9:13 Diddy Domestic Abuse video 11:29 Yanni reveals how much his close friends gave at his wedding 14:34 Diddy Domestic Abuse video Cont. 23:07 Rudy Giuliani Sells Coffee 30:23 Responding to fan comments about Seinfield controversy 42:30 Yanni's Uber ride through the Hood 46:40 Rudy Giuliani Sells Coffee Cont.   Our bonus episodes are highly rated and viewable here: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

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our most loyal listeners. We want to thank each and every one of you out there. This stuff for evangelicals, for Rudy Giuliani, it's just part of American culture. The sale, like, hey, I'm selling something. The hey, I'm selling something face, the hey, I'm selling something voice is just part of America. Hey, what's going on? How you guys doing?

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QVC. You need a new figurine. I got a figurine. Who needs a Donald Trump figurine? How about Trumpy Bear? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I want a teddy bear or a figurine. Just something to show your support.

And people buy it to show support. So you got to get them behind the cause. Okay? See, what I do is I try to sell them on the product. I go, look, the product is good. People are really happy about it. Ask the people. People aren't into the product.

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blossom, blossoming, blossoming, blossoming fruits as the kingdom of our Lord is spread throughout some of the more Muslim zip codes that we are trying to reoccupy. So particularly Michigan and particularly Minnesota, we really got to make some inroads there. And we got to be able to elect someone, a good, God-fearing, Jesus-loving, someone a good god-fearing jesus-loving mary-worshipping christian back in office um to get rid of the headscarves if you know what i'm talking about welcome to right wing media watch welcome to yanni pappas the yanni pappas show on russian state tv rtv i'm ready to get picked up by russian tv i'm available

i'm available i'm available to get picked up for the show to get picked up by a ccp shell company called uh bite dance uh another one they probably they probably got a lot of them out there like consultations um you know like probably rocco consultations and you're like that's the who owns them and you're like uh ping ting wow from uh who's the owner of rubber bands in china the version of rubber bands they have and then his connection to CCB. It's always very convoluted, and it's always a maze to get to who's behind it. We live, it's just, it's the Mossad behind it. But I think it was the Mossad

when it comes to Ghislaine Maxwell's father, Robert Maxwell. I think he was a Mossad operator. I think there was a good chance that that was a honeypot operation. Because what are the chances? I mean, her dad was like a known high-level Mossad businessman, right? Working for the greater security of Israel. What are the chances that this chick, you know? And Jeffrey Ep mean what's the deal he was a teacher he was like a math teacher at Dalton a private school in the city and the next thing you know he's like a hedge fund billionaire and a couple

of his a couple of his clients were like big big big big like Israel supporting like Jewish billionaires they had a nice little honeypot operation going where they wanted to really get some top-level business and political figures on camera going, I got some now-a-laters. Yeah, Robert Maxwell. If Robert Maxwell wasn't killed on his yacht, and I think there was some autopsy

that there was some poison in it, he died before he fell off his boat. But that's a weird way to die, on your boat in the middle of nowhere, on your yacht. But the theory is, I don't know if you know this, Jesse, the theory is that Robert Maxwell tried to blackmail the Mossad or Israel,

and that's why they ended up killing him. That's a no-no. Because they said that he was having some money, his businesses were falling apart, and so he was going, look, I got all this info, I'll release it, and I need this amount of money. That's according to some book that has some very good sources,

like old Mossad intelligence people. Talk about fighting above your weight class. But nobody knows the true details. You're going to try and blackmail the Mossad? Yeah, you don't want to do that. No. But obviously there's some connection to the massad there's some connection to there was this was like an organized ring and you could just tell by the way that

um jeffrey epstein disappeared he disappeared like lee harvey oswald and when that happens you're going like there's a there's some powerful people who just want it to end right there they just want it to end right there and they're gone and it's just weird that jizzalaine maxwell is like sitting in prison and there's just like no tv cameras over there there's no statements being she's not turning on anyone it's just she's just taking her sentence it's like dude is she it must be so fortified like they just want to get they just there's prince prince andrews just i mean he's there every day with a mask on trying to peek in and see if he could get in there to kill her he wants her gone um because i think you either end up

when you're a really interesting character on the planet that provides entertaining fodder for the rest of us, you have a type A personality, which means you're mean to people, which means you got bad karma. And I think you either end up dead on a yacht, you either end up apologizing on a video like Diddy, or you end up hawking coffee or figurines. And that's just how it goes to pay for your legal fees. Right? So America's mayor, Rudy Giuliani. Do you see what I'm saying about the two routes that it goes? Like everybody probably wanted to be Diddy in the black community. Everyone looked up to Diddy.

He got the key to the city of New York by the mayor. The mayor gave him the key to the city. Now they got to take his keys. He's been drunk driving and they got to take his keys um he paid 50 grand to keep that video out of the press is that right that's all it took yeah 50 grand that's it i mean that's what happens when you're dealing with low level hotel security they don't know how to play hardball and get a higher figure 50 grand you know what that is to P. Diddy? That's like saying to me,

I'll give you 100 bucks to make this go away. Yeah. And I'll take the 100 bucks. He finds that in the cushions of his couch. Not even, let's be honest. That would be like if you said to me, I mean, Jesus Christ, that would be like if you said to me,

I'll give you 50,000. That's such a low number. You have video. Okay okay so let me give you some context he gave her a black eye and then he passed out and she was trying to leave and get away he came running he comes running out and then watch this oh he punches her in the back of the head oh and a kick shithead and then drags her back down the hallway i mean she's ko'd man oh one more kick she is ko she's kind of ko look at this oof and then just drags her and then it was another point he throws a vase at her

i like to pronounce it vase instead of vase i'm a vase guy are you a vase or a vase guy me yeah vase vase does it i don't think i don't think the new generations are into vase i don't think anyone's got a vase anymore does anyone have vases anymore crystal when my parents it was always like that was a big christmas gift that like a family would come over and it would either be a bottle of champagne that was like the real like oh we can't deal with christmas shopping again bottle champagne but if someone was really fancy they'd get you a crystal vase you'd have a crystal vase and then you'd be forced to put something in it and display it yeah now you gotta find a spot for it yeah my house just had like tons of like crystal vases and bowls around with nothing in them just nothing in them and then you end up putting like quarters in it

and like post-it notes right and collects yeah because you. Yeah, because flowers don't last that long. No. So, I mean, I have like four crystal vases. You do? Yeah, I think at our engagement party we got a couple of vases. I think for, we just, you give a vase. I gave you cash. You gave cash.

Cash? That's what you're supposed to give. Yeah, cash always goes well. It's written down somewhere how much cash you got. And I'm not privy to that list, but my wife is. And I don't know if you're on the nice or list i think i gave you the bare minimum you went bare minimum did you throw 50 bucks no no no because i brought it was it three figures yeah yeah that's respectable yeah what i was really disappointed in to be honest with you and i'll say this straight to camera

um first of all a few people didn't even give a gift. What? Yeah, Ari Shafir didn't give a gift. Savage. Yeah, well, it's not a good look because he's Jewish, and his face is very Jewish, and that's just how stereotypes start, because he's got a lot of money. He's a millionaire. So he could have broke me off a few,

and then I was very disappointed by Nate Bargatze's $300. That's it? I mean, he's a multi multi-billion oh yeah maybe three hundred dollars and he when i went to lunch with him at the netflix is a joke festival he insisted on paying for my my car valang like because we were just standing out there talking and i was like you didn't have to do that but in my mind i was going like i'll put that towards what should have been my wedding gift oh he had to be four figures and up i did but i know him it wasn't like he was being cheap i think he just was was like, he was with Soder and all them and Vecchione.

And everyone was just going like, what are you giving? And everyone just gave $300. Right, right, right. But $300 is too low for one of the top five biggest comedians in the country. Yeah. And he was blown at that point.

Jesus is mad about that. I'll tell you that right there. He wasn't as big as he is now. It happened very recently, his major explosion. but he was still big at that point. And he didn't bring a date either, right? It was just him. He didn't bring a date. So 300.

That's actually pretty good. Why didn't you bring your family? Bring your wife, at least. Yeah, it wasn't a road gig. It was a wedding, dude. I gave you two for two people. Dude, Jesse Scuturo gave only $100 less than you gave. Yeah, but I brought a person.

And you brought a person. So I should be giving you four, right? You should have given me four. But now that you found out Nate Barguer has to give me three, you're good. I feel okay about it, yeah. Yeah, you should have been giving me four. So he was trying to be one of the fellas. That's what that was.

I think he was just trying to be one of the fellas. But I'm still, you know, it's still a problem. He should have cut you off 10 Gs. I mean, it should have been like, yeah, at least five. I think it should have been a five or five.

It should have been at least a five or it would have been nice to see six figures. To be honest with you, I think Sal Valcano, who I'm not close to, and we've gotten less close over the, as times recently, but I still like Sal Valcano.

I think Sal Valcano gave me a G. Gave you a G. I think Sal Valcano gave me a g give you i think salva kano gave me a g which is a really nice gesture i'll look the other way if someone asks is he gay i'll look the other way because i think i think he's a straight man i think you would have secretly resented if nate gave you five g's no i wouldn't have i would have been like, now we're talking. Now we're talking. $300. So I think that's what happens.

I think you either, when they say you either, what is it? You live long enough to see yourself hated or to become a villain. Are you talking about the Batman quote? Whatever it is. It's just, is this going to hurt hip-hop? Do you think it's going to hurt hip-hop? No. They moved on from Diddy.

Do you think they're going to start looking for other ones, though? They start looking into Jay-Z? Because, look, we all know that when you come across people like Diddy, like these moguls, they just have a bad side to them. It's not even their fault. It's what's required to climb up. Everyone who gets to the top has just this side of them that is very dictator-y and just very mean,

and they treat people like this. This is horrendous. I mean, yeah. I mean, you know, and he made an apology video, and he's so sorry. But meanwhile, he's sorry after he paid to get the video removed. He denied that he touched her,

that it's all false. And then the video comes out, and he's just like, I'm in therapy. Of course, I'm in therapy. I was in a dark place. And nobody has blacker, darker demon eyes than P. Diddy. He looks like a human cockroach. He's such an evil-looking guy.

He's one of those guys that wore it on his face with just sunglasses on during the... I've said it before. Anyone who's got shades on during an interview with lights indoors or during the, I've said it before, anyone who's got shades on during an interview with lights indoors or during the day, it's just, you're hiding something. It could be that you're hungover. It could be that you have a tick, but you're hiding something.

That's what sunglasses are for. And he just always wears sunglasses. And I just knew behind those sunglasses is just Damien Satan. It's just Satan. How come that didn't ruin that name? Like, there's no more Adolphs. Right.

There's no more Benitos. There's very few Benitos. How come Damien? That's Lucifer's name. How come people are still named Damien? Is it just because it's such a fly name? It is a pretty fly name. My boy damien um but p diddy uh there's no way he

makes a comeback from this right now do you think this is the ray rice video remember this one this was the first elevator knock this is what i think ray rice and p diddy should fight their women i mean he just cold cocked her yeah but oh my he's a football player knocked her out dude she's completely tao go back to the beginning though because she spit on him oh is that what happened yeah let's go all the way to the beginning um ray rice they're walking into the elevator in the elevator and then watch oh she she kind of pushed him back yeah and then and then oh she charged out she walked right into it a left hook boom god that's so bad you can't do that to your girl no that is so this is the worst part where she's just k'd on the floor and then he's trying to pick her up drags her out drags

her out i mean dude yeah he looks like he has practice at yeah i mean these guys got cte though man so can you really blame them and also also she's still, they're still together. Look at this. I mean, this is not the first time he's done this. Oh yeah. She's laid out. But I mean, it's really bad, but they're still together. So who are we to talk about their love?

There's people who don't hit each other and they're still not together. And you know, so who, I mean, she defended him too. I get it though. A lot of abused women stick with their guys. I mean, you can't do that. And you can't do this. There's no coming back from this. We have to stop hitting women.

You just have to stop hitting women. But also Hollywood could help by not making these movies where women are doing karate and stuff like that. I've had enough of those. I've had enough of those. I've had enough of the Charlie's Angels, the Kill Bills, these movies where there's samurai women beating up six guys. I'm sick of this empowerment where you're giving women the wrong idea, where they feel like they could just charge at a guy, and they're going to be you know take a couple boxing lessons with sergio and they're going to be able to take you out it's not true do you think they're a little guilty too i mean there was all these women superheroes the strong the cat girls the girl with the fucking crooked tattoo whatever it is yeah you know it's

uma therma and doing like high kicks and lucy is about five foot one, you know, doing like hi-yahs and hi-yahs. Is it enough with the girl hi-yahs giving all these little girls false hope that they can fight? Then you got this like, you know, Serena's the best. She's the best tennis player of all time. Just say it. And you're like, well, she's the best female tennis player of all time. Just say it. And you're like, well, she's the best female tennis player of all time. Why would you say that?

John McEnroe, let's try to get you. And he's like, well, because here's why I'll say that. She'll lose to a Division I college player right now. Shut up. She is, remember that whole thing? You have to say. And even she went on,

she went on a talk show and she was like look if i played out andy roddick i would lose 6060 she said it but like everyone was making you say serena was the best athlete of all time you had to say she was the greatest tennis player of all time you could not put the word woman in front which is so fucking weird that that became like a mainstream thing that even like major sports journalists were saying like the greatest is the greatest it's like can we what is this they're weaker they got bigger tits she can't her tits are so big they get in the way of her back in the way of the power i mean she was the greatest female why is that not good enough to say what because what was this thing well maybe because men are

you never qualify men right jordan's the goat you never yeah because that's the top guy it's the top right so of course he's gonna beat the women you never say he's like the greatest man yeah but we also don't say this is the greatest uh you know nerd uh the the greatest male breastfeeder because they can't do it can't do it right yeah so he is the greatest it's implied he's actually it's implied if you're the best among men you're the best so it's like if you're if you get six championships against the boys it's implied that you'll get 157 versus the girls you'll get it you'll get you'll be it's just the amount of seasons that they're gonna have if they wanted to have 10 seasons a year then he's gonna get 10 championships

a year the question is not whether he would win championships the question is whether the girls would just start crying if they would just start crying if they had to play the bulls oh man i just saw this brutal video of a trans man mma fighter you're like a mai tai fighter just getting demoed you know like in the philippines where they wait a trans man yeah so it was a woman to man to man and tried to fight a dude yeah and she was just he was getting wrecked well i'm okay with that yeah she signed up for that you signed up and it's like if you want to give it a whirl i think there's actually one trans man boxer because you know he's at the weight class of what women are usually smaller like a super flyweight pretty good really he's like not bad he's like

decent but i'm all with that yeah he's taking testosterone that yeah that way nobody's got a problem that way it's the lady it's what the when the men become the ladies. And it's such a simple thing. If it was obviously fair, it would work both ways. It's just the argument is over in one second. You go like, well, is it feasible? Is it ever feasible that a female Division I basketball player could ever make the NBA? The answer is no.

It's not even feasible. She'll never be better than a lot of Division III basketball players, men. Is it feasible that a Division I male will make the WNW? Not only feasible, it's high likely that he'll dominate. She'll. She'll dominate. Right. She'll dominate. So it's just like what

do we even how did this even become a topic of contention no this is this it's just we're in we're in looney town yeah and you know it not to beat a dead horse but that's what we just did we beat that dead horse hey you know what we haven't talked about in a while yeah you know we haven't talked about it well sports and gender but we really haven't talked about in a while? Yeah, we haven't talked about it in a while. Sports and gender. But we really haven't talked about Rudy Giuliani in a while. And I want the people... He's got a lot of legal fees. Let's be honest.

When you get into Trump's life, when you're in Trump's life, it's going to be ruined. The lawyers around him, their lives are just... Fucking they're in prison. they're hawking coffee. I mean, just like Rudy Giuliani. I don't know if there's been a bigger fall of grace, fall from grace, than America's mayor during 9-11. That's right.

Prosecuting the mafia, successfully taking down the mafia. Cleaning up New York. successfully taking down the mafia cleaning up new york cleaning up new york the most storied city in america turning it into an absolutely great place at one point he was leading the polls for president he was gonna run for president i mean he really had a really good run he everyone was loving him as mayor in new york he was reelected. Right. Was he reelected? I think he got a third term, maybe a third term. But like the Democrats were voting for everyone was just enjoying. P. Diddy was dancing.

Him and Mace were out there. And then, you know, you just a toxic personality. You'll just see people falling apart around them because what toxic people do is they just use you up you just it you're free there your life is just their priority so you just see people like having breakdowns around them and you know and they're just they're just the victims of your chaotic lifestyle so you can just see this is he's just the victim of donald trump's chaotic lifestyle you see millennia i mean she's just she looks like a robot at this point i just haven't seen her she's just the victim of Donald Trump's chaotic lifestyle. You see Melania? I mean, she looks like a robot at this point. I haven't seen her.

She's just like, yeah, she just wants to get away. They don't sleep in the same bed. She's like, when's this deal over? She just wants to know when is the contract up? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, dude, she is banging so many pool guys or whatever. Is she in the apartment, wherever she is? I don't even think they're in the same state.

Oh, my God. There's so many guys that Barron Trump calls by their first name. Hey, Steve. How many times do you think Barron opens that apartment door and says, Mom, Dylan's here again? I mean, how many guys is that fucking former low-level model who I've seen her tits? I love that she was the first First Lady that I've seen her real tits. Probably the first First Lady you want to see her tits. Yeah, I mean, that's for sure, too.

She, yeah, there hasn't been, Laura Bush looked like when she was younger, she might, but she was like a little cockeyed. And she also murdered a friend in a car when she was younger, but she was like a little cockeyed. And she also murdered a friend in a car when she was younger. But yeah, I mean, Melania was definitely the hottest, the number one first lady as far as looks go. For sure. Yeah, Eleanor Roosevelt could catch it too.

Why not? For the story. You're right. Yeah. Nancy, I bet you there's a lot of guys in the gilf that would have done Nancy. Nancy Reagan? Yeah. She kept it together. say no baby just say no she kept it together for an old scarecrow looking fucking white evil lady she cleaned up nice yeah she also loved talking to like um

she loved talking to like uh mystics she's like talking to mystics much like fucking czar nicholas's wife a bunch of fucking looney tunes that's never a good sign no let me consult my mystic yeah when people are consulting their mystic or their tarot cards you're fucking in looney town and um he used to be america's mayor now he's the mayor of fucking looneyville he's launched a coffee brand and um it's only 30 bucks for two pounds of the finest beans imaginable 30 bucks 30 bucks that's high is that high i think so for the finest beans imaginable maybe maybe all right you said that's high before i told you that they're the finest beans imaginable okay and they can be yours for 29.99 if this isn't repackaged dunkin donuts i

would call me uh monkey's uncle. Dunkin' Donuts got pretty decent iced coffee, right? I think he's just... You go Bucks or you go... I'm Dunkin'. I don't even like Starbucks. Yeah, but you still do that high level... I go to the local place. Yeah, you go to the local place. You want a shout-out

Court Street D'Amico's. D'Amico's has got good coffee. Oh, man. Old-school Italian coffee roaster. Yeah yeah i think a guatemalan guy fucking brings that thing up on in a in a hay bag on a donkey first of all what kind of italian is this he's hawking coffee why isn't he making jarred sauce that's which good why is giuliani not doing jarred sauce like angela from the real housewives what was that name? Angie? Artie Bucco did jarred sauce. Artie Bucco did sauce. That chick who died from throat cancer.

Oh, yeah. What was her name? Angie. I think she did jarred sauce. You got to go with the sauce. You got to go with jarred sauce, Giuliani. You doing coffee? What are you doing?

What are you doing, man? You're not Guatemalan. You're not Colombian. No, dude. You're doing marinara sauce. You're not from Kenya or Nigeria. They get good coffee in those regions. You're a Guatemalan. You're not Colombian. No, dude. You're doing marinara sauce. You're not from Kenya or Nigeria. They get good coffee in those regions. You're a freaking sauce monkey.

You should be hawking sauce. But anyway, here's a... Dude, this is... Does this hurt him or is he just... Are politicians so shameless it's just another pitch? I think he's beyond hurt at this point. Yeah, at this point, I mean, look at him with the red shirt, no tie. Looks like that suit is too big.

It looks like he can't even afford it. He's got legal fees. The kid's not that rich, dog. No. The thing about Giuliani is he didn't make a lot of money. Did he make a lot of money? I think he did private security, right? Consulting after he was mayor.

But he doesn't come from a lot of money. No, he was like he's a blue-collar kid he was a blue-collar kid that went to law school took down the mob had principals became mayor got a public salary left his wife for some other tramp right remember remember that was a big scandal when he left his wife for some other broad when he got popular when he got some fame yeah when he got some fame after like i think after he was married he left his wife and he went to a younger broad maybe someone who worked for him you know the typical story of the of the successful man but then he got in trump's orbit and that's when he started getting wacky that's when we started getting picture him with shoe polish running down his face yeah and just defending all these crazy things and

and he when he became one of trump's lawyers i don't know what he owes trump i think at that point he was just desperate for the spotlight is that what it was yeah it had to be you know are they old friends or what the new york connection maybe like it this has ruined his life now he's in arizona he's dealing with these election fraud. Now he's in Arizona. He's dealing with these election fraud charges. He's going down. He's got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of legal fees. Contempt.

I mean, he's just all fucked. He doesn't have that much time left on the clock. No, I mean, he's definitely on the runway, and he's about to be sent home, which, by the way, I was in North Carolina. We'll get back to you. We'll play this for you in a second. But I was in North Carolina doing shows this weekend in Raleigh. I went to Duke, by the way, really to the campus. Did you? Beautiful.

You joined the protest? No, I missed it. You missed it. I missed. Oh, yeah. Don't let me forget about what I'm going to tell you about the cab driver. But to respond to the few fans who said they would take my challenge to debate they took it seriously about um jerry seinfeld's wife and and her connection okay so based on the arguments i heard this is and then i what i researched when

they said when i was saying he's a 70 year old comedian why would you protest a 70 year old comedian he's not the idf like mp and there was a few people who like i'll tell you why and this is what they came up with um his wife his wife whatever wait you're the one who's of age this is why she they they walked out on his this is why they walked out on jerry right okay there's a picture of j with an IDF soldier. And he's, you know, like I would take one time someone took pictures with me. Well, first of all, he's Jewish. So he has the right to support Israel. That's the fucking Jewish homeland.

So from his perspective, what the fuck? OK, it's not like all those Arab countries didn't fucking attack invade Israel like they're fucking. I mean, whatever. He took picture with the military he's holding a gun if i did a show you know i mean if i did a show with the american military and i was holding a gun and then we ended up bombing someplace and civilians died am i now uh part of the murder i'm a comedian was doing shows there right that's the extent of Jerry Seinfeld's thing. You support genocide. I just support genocide from there. Or, you know, I do a show for the Israeli military.

If I go to Israel and do a show and they pay me a lot of money, I'm available. I'm also available for a Palestinian show. I'm available. I don't have a dog in the fight. Paycheck might be a little less for the Palestinians. I'll just say this quickly. I'm sick of talking to people about it i'm sick of people's fucking but there's one solution to the fucking thing israel's been a state for 76 fucking years so when people say zionist it to me it's just

they're replacing the word kike with zionist what yeah wait a minute yeah because that's what they really want to say because what is a zionist in 2024? I understand historically what a Zionist was. They wanted to go back to the homeland and found a fucking country because they're religiously tied to there because they're all fucking religious wackadoos. And at one point it was the Kingdom of David. I get it. But now what's a Zionist?

Isn't it done? Isn't the Zionism, isn't it like founded? So look, the only fucking solution, and I'm just sick of fucking hearing about these two people, I'm sick of fucking both of them the only fucking solution is like a treaty like they had in

1923 where they did forced population exchanges internationally enforced between Turkey and Greece and they just fucking 1.5 million, you know, and it's in the short term and people are going to hate it.

There'll be some fucking atrocities. People will be kicked out, but it's like just that's it. These people can't live side by, the two-state solution's not going to work either because Iran and all these countries will just continue to use the Palestinians to keep fucking launching their shit,

selling them the fucking field of dreams so they can launch their fucking agenda on a greater fucking Syria. Just, you know, pick a place and fucking force population exchanges and just two ethnostates and get them the fuck out. And look, just move them. Like, it's just it is what it is. Israel's not going anywhere. So it's like that. You know what? Just move them. It is what it is. Israel's not going anywhere. So it's like that. Isn't every solution cynically rooted in reality? Every solution that you look at that actually becomes a solution is cynically rooted in reality. between the 1.5 million Greeks living in the old Ottoman Empire in the Anatolia region and the 500,000 fucking Turks

that were living in mainland Greece as first-class citizens. When that shit ended, they were just like, they didn't go like, can we just get along? They were just like, get out. We'll move this. We'll move that. We'll hate each other forever, but we're just in our own fucking

people you know enough's enough got to stop the death at this point too many innocent people are fucking dying and getting kidnapped and died and raped and fucking under rubble and bombed like and there's just it's never going to end so it's like just the international community needs to enforce it and if that time you yahoo says no you go like, you don't get another fucking dime. And if the other side does that, then we just invade Iran and kill them. I mean, just enough's enough, dude. Pick a place. I'm sorry.

I don't think the Palestinians are going to get to live there now. Israel, there was no fucking Palestine. Palestine wasn't a state. It was the Ottoman Empire. It was just a region. It was a region of the Ottoman Empire. They didn't found the state israel did historically they were there day one it's been 76 years let's just fucking move on it's threatening everyone's sanity there's graffiti on fucking campuses just move it just find a fucking where's a region for who for the

palestinians because they're not going to get that one the river to the seas that not happening and i'm not even putting a moral judgment on that so shut your fucking mouth whoever's watching this i'm not even putting more i'm just saying it's it ain't happening so what's a fucking where's a spot there's plenty of fucking spots and they're gonna be upset about it put them in miami but the greeks who had to fucking leave their homes were fucking upset about that too put them in boca put the fucking palestinians in boca boca raton they'll love it they'll love it down there or how about fucking wheat just palestinian state how about fucking iowa how about nebraska all right i'll do it well you got to make it somewhere nice oh their first

generation they'll be a nightmare they'll be screamed but by the kids they'll be fucking listening to fucking The Weeknd put them on Puerto Rico yeah third generation everyone becomes American everyone just they hate each other and then there's

some you know so then there'll be a Romeo and Juliet love story and then Palestinian Jews in America will get along and then they'll start an organization and they'll try to bring it

to Israel and then Israel will get out and then you know it just becomes like the Greeks and the Turks it's gotta become like the Greeks and the Turks where It's got to become like the Greeks and the Turks, where eventually, like, they hate each other,

but one has an earthquake, and they send, you know, aid. They have the government. Yeah, you know, but they hate each other, and they fly planes and all this shit. You just got to fucking separate. They don't get along. Some dogs don't get along, and they can't be together. You can't put them by the cages next to each other

Wait I was supposed to remind you about something Right because I was going to go off on that Because I've just fucking had it Taxi driver So the taxi driver came up with a good He was the I was in North Carolina And this taxi driver

Oh because I was on the Duke campus. Right. Oh, well, yeah. So let me finish that. Oh, boy. Yeah. So let me finish. I know.

I know. Complain. Complain in the comments. Yanni's all over the place. Complain. It's fucking free. Most of you are already even still listening at this point. Hence why the fucking spread of it.

Because the longer people watch you know people are listening though we got loyal listeners but on youtube it's like people tune in for five seconds it counts as a view you're not even here i could put the secrets i could tell you who built the pyramids here you'd never know pull a tyrant yeah i'm pulling a tyrant howard tyrant howard Garrett Howard. But so for the people who said why he was guilty. Who, Seinfeld? Yeah. So his wife gave $5,000 whole dollars. Whole dollars.

$5,000 to the counter protesters, to the pro-Israel protesters. She gave $5,000. Oh, my God. $5,000 whole thousand dollars. And one person said said of his money because it's his money you don't know she's got some fucking influencer page i think she wrote a cookbook i think she's doing cookbook or like bacon pastries you know like they all do she's doing yoga she's cooked like all those fucking unworthy from rich family but like never really

intended on having a job i think she was wasn't she engaged to a broadway producer and then left her i mean she would just hop from one good situation to the next she out from a good situation to a better situation to a guy who's worth having i mean she donated five thousand dollars that's which is enough i think for uh water bottles i think it's i think she she covered the poland spring like the yeah like i think that was the budget for the poland spring to the protesters so that's why they walked out because um she believes in that cause um so they walked out on the husband even though he was going up there to talk not about that it's like so any tangential connection so his wife gave five thousand dollars to the pro pro

guilty so i yeah i would have walked out two of my fucking grad i would have made the moment when i was graduating about fucking jerry seinfeld's wife's five thousand dollars you can think that it was a good move now believe me in 20 years you're gonna be like why did we do that why didn't we just listen to jerry talk about how you can't be sensitive about jokes and how you need going to be like, why did we do that? Why didn't we just listen to Jerry talk about how you can't be sensitive about jokes and how you need humor to survive this awful life? Because it was a good speech, and he's right. And you'll realize when you get a little older that bad things happen.

Bad things happen, and you will feel a lot of empathy still for people who are suffering around the world, but you won't have a lot of time to do that when you get older, because you'll be dealing with personal tragedies in your own life that's right like an enlarged prostate your back's thrown out you got to pay your own bills you want to have all this time to be idealizing when you got to worry about your own fucking water bill that's right or a rich friend shows up to your wedding only gives you one guy shows up who's got millions and gives you $300.

Maybe the name of this episode will be $300 from Nate Bargatze. Or yell at me in the comments of how I support genocide. Jesus Christ. You say anything like that. People just go, you support genocide. I do not. I do not like Netanyahu. I do not.

I understand he's a far-right maniac. I do not support the death of innocent people. I do not. I understand he's a far-right maniac. I do not support the death of innocent people. I do not. Not at all. Not a little bit. I also can't do anything about it. Mike went off. Stop yelling at me, you fucks. I have plenty of sympathy for everybody. I got enough to go around.

Alright, so back to the cab driver. So back to the cab driver. Can't wait. I can't wait for that shit to get out of the news, though. Can you? Like, it's just you turn on the news and it's just like, oh, I mean, it just dominates the headlines for so long. Also, I think like it might be funny that now that there's so many unleashed Nazis, like real Nazis out there. Those old comedy journalists like Seth Simons, remember they, I think at one point they called Dave Smith, a Nazi who happens to be a

Jewish libertarian on the Legion of Skanks podcast. And there was an article about how the comedy community has a Nazi alt-right problem. I think now that the real Nazis are like out there, like just totally, it must be funny. It must be funny. Like Dave Smith. Dave Smith's a smart guy who happens to be a libertarian. It's a nonviolent political position that you may not agree with. I personally don't think it works.

But I don't, that doesn't mean I don't think he's a smart guy. He's a smart guy. Did I think he was a Nazi? No, because he's a Jew. He's a smart guy. Did I think he was a Nazi? No, because he's a Jew. He's a fucking Jew. He's a Jewish kid who happens to be a libertarian who has a background in comedy. But he was being called a Nazi

because, I don't know, if somebody he had on or maybe Gavin McGinnis or because he was conservative or libertarian or whatever. And so wasn't that a very privileged time where you could, remember when people were stretching for the Nazis and they're like, you don't gotta assign people Nazi anymore.

You could, they're just, they're proudly saying I'm a Nazi. Sometimes the president will retweet a video that has a thousand year Reich in it. That's a little sloppy of Trump to have retweeted a video. Yeah, so what happened? So they're claiming they didn't know any, they didn't have any knowledge liking it. That's a little sloppy of Trump to have retweeted a video. Yeah, so what happened?

So they're claiming they didn't have any knowledge of it. But before I get to that, I'll tell you about the cab driver. So the cab driver was like, the dude could not have been a bigger hood. He had his hat on to the side. And he was like, as soon as I got in the Uber, he starts cursing. Like, yo, man, I'll take you where you fucking need to go. You know what I mean? And he's like, fucking.

And he was telling me About this confrontation He had with this guy Who had a friend Named Mo Who had robbed him When he was younger And he was with his family

He was out He saw Mo with his family Mo was No Mo's friend Mo's friend was out of prison He was at his friend But we were kind of Looking at each other

We had that look in our eyes You know what I mean Like you know what I mean It was just that whole Kind of hood mentality Of like you know what I mean Your boy, you know what I mean? It was just that whole kind of hood mentality of like, you know what I mean? Your boy robbed me. And like, what's up now? But we were with our family.

So, you know, I ain't doing nothing crazy. You know what I mean? Like, he's like, I get this Uber stack right now. He's like, I get this crazy Uber stack. He's like, I get like, you know, 10, 15 racks off Uber. You know, he was talking. He said racks and all that. But then he goes, you know, but the thing was like you know mo mo did

rob me and my boys my boy when i was younger but you know he goes um but mo ended up getting killed he said yeah and then he said this yeah yeah somebody sent him home and i just thought that was one of the coldest but also coolest slang i never heard that yeah i told sergio earlier he was like i might have heard that he was like but that is you don't hear that a lot but that's like some deep hood slang so if you wanted to know like some real deep because this dude was for real yeah i could tell and he's driving uber he's driving uber and his uber was like a type of car and he had rims on he was a patriots fan though from virginia and he said one thing i was he was like yeah you know as of late you know there's not too much to be you know like, yeah, you know, as of late, you know,

there's not too much to be, you know, rah-rah about. But, you know, when Tom was there, he was like, I'll put money. I was winning money.

I was getting racks off, dude. He was like, but you know, I'm still a hardcore fan. You know, I mess with my nephews. And whenever somebody talks about their

endless nephews, when you've got endless nephews, endless nephews, then you're in the hood. You know, I talk to my nephews and we argue about pigskin or whatever. He had slang for everything. He's like, I still defend.

And then he had so much Patriot merch in the cab, he made a funny joke. He goes, I got too much merch to change my alliance now. He's basically like, I'm too invested. I bought too much patriots merch i can't change the team i like or else what i'm gonna do with all this merch i mean he had fucking patriots flags everywhere in the car i'm guessing you gave him five stars i haven't even tipped him yet i felt like he was intimidating me into a high tip i would be scared not to give him five stars i would give him five stars in a high tip just because like i don't want him

i don't tip uber yeah you gotta tip u because I don't want him. You tip Uber? I don't tip Uber. Yeah, you got to tip Uber. I don't tip them. You're supposed to. Nah. Yeah. Really? Yeah, they don't get that much money.

You tip Uber. Yeah, I mean, Jesse, you're going to go to hell. You don't tip Uber. You would have left the Chinese woman on the wall. I give him five stars at least. Yeah. I give everyone five stars. I mean, but that's a cold way to describe that.

It's also very funny he got sent somebody somebody sent him home as a way to say someone murdered him right it's not like he went home yeah he got he got sent home he got sent home he got sent home he said somebody sent him home he got sent home so you know there wasn't really you know it was his boy you know we had a little eye contact but we were with our families My nephews He said his nephews like 20 times I was like this fucking kid is from a dangerous place A place that I don't go at night

But anyway That's done So yeah the Duke campus is very nice I've always been a Duke fan It's college But I guess you got me In sum I will say you were right so they were protesting for a reason his wife gave five thousand dollars to the pro protesters not not the idf

not israel but to the the pro israel protest the counter protesters um so they're not allowed they're not allowed to protest back I don't know so your point is taken so I understand there was actually a reason for their protest so you would have won that debate but it's still I mean it's $5,000 it's not a lot of money

so let's take a peek here at Julius Caesar Rudy Giuliani's commercial because it's great hang on what do i got open we gotta run through i know look at it's we got this is the fall from grace episode you close that screen to open the screen of p diddy running in the towel to punch his ex-girlfriend in the face that That's right. Yeah. I got something open. Oh, this is what it is. Yeah.

What's that? What were you watching? An ultra music festival? No, you don't. You're having a midlife crisis, I think. I know. Olivia Rodrigo. Yes.

You moved into a young building. Oh, yeah. Dude, you're going to look old in that building. Ancient. Yeah. You're going to walk around. People are going to be like, okay. You hear this fix my air conditioner?

Yeah. what's going on look like the plumber yeah um excuse me oldie oh my god there's an old white guy with a elderly dog it makes you're gonna hear a lot of that guy makes me uncomfortable and plus you got those molester glasses i don't wear these unless i'm reading that guy makes me uncomfortable and then they're gonna finally see you with your common law. And they're going to be like, thank God. I thought he was just like a lone hero. I was like getting fucking gotcha.

Like, you're okay. That's another Gen Z expression. No, you're all good. You're okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like, hey, man, I'm sorry. Oh, I apologize.

No, man, you're all good. Yeah, you're okay. It's like, I know I'm okay. That's not what I said. I said, I apologize. No, man, you're all good. Yeah, you're okay. It's like, I know I'm okay. That's not what I said. I said, I apologize that I sat on your thing in your car. No, you're all good. No, I'm not all good. I didn't ask you, am I not well?

I didn't say, am I well or not? You're good. No. Just say, apology accepted. Fucking Gen Z bastards. My own brand of organic specialty coffee, Rudy Coffee. Believe me when I say it's the best coffee you'll ever try. It's smooth, rich, chocolatey, and gentle on your stomach.

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What if it's fucking incredible coffee? Yeah, dude. spitting it out because there's no chance that what if it's fucking incredible coffee yeah dude are you gonna get the bold coffee the morning coffee or the the incredible decaf i'm not getting the decaf i don't like that's like a non-alcoholic beer yeah it's like what's the point of that are you a man or not right i'm either gonna do i'll probably do the bold i like strong coffee yeah i like a strong i'm gonna do the bold and the bold is when he was young look at him yeah the morning is when he's old. This packaging is outrageous.

It's like the American flag and Rudy in a suit with a smile. They made him look handsome. He's not. He looks like a goddamn bridge troll. He's holding a cup of coffee. And he looks like he's sitting in an American flag. And then the Rudy bold coffee, it's just him, New York on one side, and then the Statue of Liberty on the other side. And it's a young picture of him as a prosecutor, and it's very noir.

Right, it's black and white. Black and white, noir feel, and it's very like mafia. Look at those Italian guys next to him. It looks like a movie poster. Like what was that? Coming to America? Not coming to America. Well, the irony is he took down the mob and that looks like a mob poster.

Totally looks like a mob movie. But it's bold. So the marketers did that. And then there's Rudy's decaf where he's just sitting. It looks like at a beach. Which, you know, back like he's an elite. Like it looks like FDR sitting in a lawn chair on the beach, something he's not able to do anymore.

These are like those cheesy AI images that people create. They are cheesy AI images. He probably had to save, he probably couldn't get a real graphic designer. No, yeah. He went to chat GPT. Yeah. Let me punch this in.

And look, he put his name on something he truly believes in. He's 79 years old. He believes punch this in. And look, he put his name on something he truly believes in. He's 79 years old. He believes in this coffee. These three different blends. He believes in Rudy coffee. Dude, I'm drinking Rudy coffee from now on. I mean, the fact that he didn't make a jarred sauce. I mean, Giuliani's marinara. Yeah, he just

dropped the ball on it. Dude, what are you doing? Yeah, I dropped the ball. Anyway. Coffee. Yeah yeah i will be getting for any i will be buying whoever wants caught rudy coffee we're getting rudy coffee here we're gonna taste it now you remember when jim baker tried to hawk the food buckets the apocalyptic food buckets so he was calling for the end of the world for the apocalypse and then he was selling he was selling these giant food buckets so that you could put them in your pantry and survive the apocalypse. Yeah, yeah.

Certain people buy this stuff. Don't think that when I go to my in-laws' house, I don't see a salt. There's not a Trump salt and pepper shaker there because there is. Don't think there's not Trump magnets because there are. And don't think Trumpy Bear is not in the domicile because it is. There's also a few other figurines in the garage. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a few.

Jump the book. It's all there. Everyone's got merch to sell. That's true. We should do a Get Smarter shirt. Maybe we contact these guys. Who? Our Patreon members.

Okay. Yeah, we got to do some merch. Yeah. We got to sell. We got to make some money off these fucking goons. Let's do our own coffee. How about Pappas Coffee? Well, when the show was named Long Days,

that would be a perfect coffee name, right? Because Long Days gets you up all day. Oh, Long Days Coffee. Yeah. We could still call it that. It's an AKA Long Days. Yeah, Long Days Coffee. The Giannis Pappas Hour.

Giannis Pappas Hour is a better name. It's easier. But Long Days would have been better for the coffee. Giannis Papasour Clocks? Like, what could we do with the- Giannis Papasour Clocks. Like a clock? Yeah, everyone needs a-

Or a figurine. A figurine? The word figurine is funny. You don't have a bobblehead yet? Because there's nothing you can do with a figurine or a bobblehead. It just sits there and you just put it down. It's just American crap. Yeah.

It's part of the like selling you something culture american crap made in china yeah it's just american crap made in china that people buy to support you but there's no use for it mugs are the best because you can drink out of them but other than that shirts are good people will wear the shirt once or twice. But yeah, the keychains, the figurines, the Trumpy Bears, and the coffee. There's no way you're going to be better than D'Amico's. Sorry, Rudy. We love you to death, but it's sad to see. And also hilarious.

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We also love PCB Tech Art. These guys come in handy, because if you're looking for business marketing swag in the form of keychains, ball markers, or bag tags, we were talking about that all episode. That's right. I want some figurines. Yes, you could do that.

He's been, hold on, let me go to his messages. He's been wanting to make stuff for the show. Okay, so what can we make? I don't know. He's got to kind of pitch us. I feel like he's got to lead us a little bit on what he can make us. He keeps saying, like, send us logos.

But for what? We need a little guidance. Let's get rid of this logo and go with the new logo. You like the new logo? I like the new logo. This logo's not great, right? With the one with the megaphone? Yeah yeah didn't someone comment on the megaphone somebody else has a microphone yeah it's a little hokey the megaphone hokey yeah it's not it's not

it's not awesome so we stick with this one for now i guess for now i don't know somebody make us a logo that yeah that's a good idea Someone make us do a logo contest. Yeah, a logo contest. Who wants to make a logo and win the logo contest? So what's this? Well, let's read. PCB Tech Art. You've got to put it back in the middle so I can read it. There we go.

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Send me your logo We can read this afterwards Let's just finish up the ad reads. It's funny that we're doing business while we're recording. People like it. Oh, look at this. Your ad reads got us some bag tag business. Yeah.

For a golf team last week. There you go. See, show's paying off. Show's paying off. I'm telling you guys, get some business. But also, I can't emphasize brand awareness. These ads are read in my style, so they're personalized, and they become characters of the show that people remember.

It's called brand awareness. PCB tech art, okay? People know Nate Linder. They know our guys. They know MA Insurance Services. Look what it did for Sam the Horse Lady. Sam the Horse Lady. You remember Caprotech.

This is brand awareness. I miss Sam the Horse Lady. She was the best. She was the best. What was she again? She cleaned out the hooves. She cleaned out the hooves. All right.

Do we have any more ad reads? That's it. Yeah. No more Caprotech? No. They're gone. Oh, goodbye Caprote Attack, you fucking assholes. Fuck Cap Attack.

Don't use Cap Attack. They're fucking gone? They might be back. Oh, well, then I love Cap Attack. Why would they leave, dude? I don't know. Sometimes something gets messed up with the credit card. They disappear for a week or two, and then they come back.

Yeah, I mean, like, why would they leave? I mean, that's just brand awareness. Like, what the fuck? I mean, the fucking deal I give these people, why would anyone leave? I think just brand awareness. What the fuck? The fucking deal I give these people, why would anyone leave? I think it's like $25 a read. Yeah, it's fucking $25 a read. What are you, fucking nuts?

This show gets bigger, I'm going to fucking charge you more, you fucking cocksuckers. Fuck you.