Yannis Pappas Hour - Slipping & Slurring

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

In this episode we run public relations for Oakland A’s TV announcer Glen Kuiper who had a little on air live slip of the tongue. Then, we explore the rich history of famous live slips of the tongue that landed people in trouble! Whoopsidayseeeee!See Yannis live Dates & Cities belowAll tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comBoston July 8Poughkeepsie, July 21-22Long Island Aug 17Salt Lake City aug 4-5Dallas Aug 24-26Springfield l, MO sept 7-9Calgary Sept 22–23FORTË Wayne, Indiana Sept 29-30Toronto Oct 7Red Bank, NJ Oct 14San Fran Oct 27-28New York Nov 4Providence Nov 10-11Phoenix Nov 16-18Spokane Dec 1-2Tulsa Dec 8-9Louisville Dec 15-16Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday and new bonus episodes every following Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannispappashourSponsorsNativehttps://www.nativecos.com/?conditional_message=WELCOME!%20USE%20DISCOUNT%20FUMES%20AT%20CHECKOUT&utm_medium=podcast&utm_source=long_days_with_yannispappas&discount=FUMESButcherboxhttps://www.butcherbox.com/fumes/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpa&utm_campaign=nuggets_for_year_mar_23&utm_term=fumes&utm_content= Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yanis Pappas Screwed in, got a lot to say. Ah, shit. It's about to be a long day. It's a long day. It's a long day. What's up, everybody? Welcome to the Yanis Pappas Hour, where, you know, we give you your news. Yes. We defend the indefensible. Yes. We act as lawyers, public relations specialists, marketers.

Yeah. Mentors. Yes. Translators. Correct. Historians. Mm-hmm, and all of the above. Listen, being a newscaster can be a difficult job. I've done it. I went and did Wet Button in the morning down in Miami.

It was called the morning show on Fusion. It's live, baby. We go live. You know, people make mistakes. We're comedians. We make mistakes. We fumble words. I have. People make mistakes. Sometimes they marry the wrong woman.

Yeah. It's a big mistake. It's a big mistake. They marry the wrong woman. They have kids. They stay for kids. Big mistake. Yeah, you die having no prenup.

Sometimes people take cocaine. They have an allergy to cocaine. They die. Rest in peace, Len Bias. Sometimes people... It was a mistake. Real big mistake. People do and they make mistakes. That's a beep.

Bye, bye Miss American Pie. Sue my Chevy to the levee. Just beep it. That's a beep. Levee is dry. People make mistakes is my point. No one's perfect. Just beep it. Levy is dry. People make mistakes is my point. No one's perfect. Nobody's perfect. Nobody's perfect. Perfection

is boring. Yes. There's no love without hate. There's no yang without yang. Yes. There's no joy without pain. There's no Bobby without Whitney. There's no Bobby without Whitney. There's no Bobby without Whitney. There's no Klonopin without Whitney. There's no trans.

Both of them. Yeah. There's no trans without women. There's no trans without science. There's no science without the devil. There's no God without the devil. Correct. There's no glasses without sight.

Oh, boy. There's no left foot without right. Correct. And there ain't no good call of a game without an accidental drop of the N-word. Sometimes it happens. Sometimes it happens. Sometimes you're at a comedy show and you were a very popular character on a sitcom and things ain't looking that great.

Yeah. Your agent hasn't called you in a while. He says, how come you not get me any work? Because Elaine just got another fucking show. George just got Shallow Howl. George got another sitcom. Fucking even Newman is doing some type of commercials. How come you can't get me any work?

And the agent goes, Bubby. I assume he goes, Bubby. Because agents don't sound like, hi, I don't know. It's no agent going, I don't know. I'm from Nigeria. I'm your agent. No, it's Bubby. Bubby, you're Kramer.

You'll always be Kramer. Look, I've been in this business a long time. I represented Carlton. We tried to get him, Bubby. Do you know how many movie roles we tried to get Carlton? I'm calling him Carlton, and I know his real name, Bubby. You're Kramer. There's nothing I can do, Bubby.

Okay, I'm trying to get you some CarMax commercials where you come in like that. That's all I can do, Bubby. So you're feeling down. You're feeling frustrated. You're feeling like you've been pigeonholed into a role. People don't know your name's Michael Richards. You were on a second-rate show called Fridays,

which was always second fiddle to Saturday Night Live. You were a big part of the famous Andy Kaufman moment where he trolled the whole show. And you got angry about it. But then Kramer came along and then we came the biggest, hottest, funniest show of all time. Shout out Larry David. We know he was a bigger part of it than Jerry.

And then that ends. And you watch all your co-stars get stuff. And you get nothing. You get nothing. Except for some comedy club work. So you slide into a comedy club in Los Angeles, I believe. Yes. And it's not even full to see fucking dog, the Kramer character.

People don't even know your real name they just call you kramer i can relate i've been on stage i've heard who the fuck is this where's panos where's borisa say does it i paid 20 i want five does it's iunds. I've been there. I've been there. I've gotten close. You get frustrated. The room's half full. People don't know your real name. There's some noise up in the balcony.

I've been close. And it just happens. It just happens. Blink of an eye. Yeah. Someone said, you just go. be quiet African American up there. Be quiet Afro American up there. It happens. When in doubt, go David Duke.

It just happens. Who hasn't? Who hasn't? Who hasn't bet a little money on a game, lost some money, and just said, God damn it, you African-American. It happens. It's happened to Kramer. And it happened, unfortunately, to my client.

Local newscaster. It's bad enough being a newscaster for what team? The Oakland A's. The Oakland A's. The worst team. Small market. Small market. When's the last time the Oakland A's won anything?

I mean, goddammit, they took the Golden State Warriors and moved them out of Oakland. I mean, Oakland has nothing. Nothing at all. All they had at one point was a steroided up Giambi brothers on the Oakland A's. They had Ricky Henderson for a little while. They lost the Raiders, too. Huh?

They lost the Raiders. They lost the Raiders. And now they're losing their most beloved A's announcer for at least a one-game suspension, which I thought was excessive, for who knows what this guy's going through. Right? Wife could have left him. I mean, look, it happens, right?

Mel Gibson, it happens. You know? Do you remember the Mel Gibson phone call? Yeah. I told him. I spoke to Mel. I said, listen, your wife's a gold digger. She's going to try to get you, okay?

It's a known thing in Hollywood. You get a gold digger wife. I mean, how did he not know she's a gold digger? Wasn't she like Russian or Estonian or some shit? If your chick has an accent, she's a gold digger, right? Get out of there. Yeah, she's a gold digger. Or at least know that you're going to be recorded. You will be recorded.

Also, if you're racist and there's someone who you're not 100% sure you can trust in your life, i.e. Gold Digger, you're going to want to suspect you're going to be being recorded to be blackmailed, right? How about the guy who owned the Clippers who said you can't take pictures with blacks? Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. He got recorded. You didn't think for one second, Donald Sterling, that the woman who was 50 years younger than you might try to get a little bit of that money? Yes.

What are your weaknesses, Donald Sterling? You're a racist. In all fairness, though, he was born before cameras. He was born before cameras, so he wasn't sure that it was possible. So you got Donald Sterling. You got Mel Gibson. It's like you're going to get recorded. I told Mel.

I said, Mel, listen, you're a racist. You hate Jews. Okay, you're around this broad. Watch what you say. Replace the word Jews with Albanians. If you get angry and you say you want her to get raped by a pack of, replace it with Estonians. I want you to get raped by a wild pack of Estonians.

You can even put Eskimos in there. It rolls off the tongue better. I hope you get raped by a wild bunch of Eskimos. But did he listen? No. No. He didn't listen.

He said something else. So this happens. It happens. People do have bad days where just where their true true thoughts come out their true thoughts come out. True thoughts come out. And unfortunately for our guy, he's following a long tradition.

It's a long tradition in American entertainment, in sports entertainment. It's a long tradition in American history. Yeah, where guys get caught dropping the African-American word. Yes. And also having a dog to bounty hunter. Right? A dog to bounty hunter has to make the apology.

The apology's fun. The apology's the fun part. True. Did Mel give an apology? Good question. I don't know. You have to when you direct a movie about Jesus Christ. Good question.

Who was probably an African-American? Well, in between. He was a tweener. He was brownish. He definitely didn't look like the blonde hair and blue eyes. Yeah, no. He looked more Arabic. That was the check.

I mean, come on, dog. Her name is Oksana Grivigli. So she loses $14 million for speaking out against Mel Gibson. What does that mean? What does that even mean? She was a model. Look, if you marry a model, they don't have any thoughts. It was a custody settlement. Gibson pleaded no contest in the charge of misdemeanor battery originally agreeing

to a custody settlement of 15 million. Alright, the girl got paid. She got paid. Didn't he also get in trouble for something he said about Jews as well?

Yeah, I think to some police officers. Yeah, he got in trouble. So the Jews and blacks, you know, it's just,

let's give Mel Gibson some credit, shall we? Okay? He covered all the bases. He covered all the bases and also he was able to have a very successful career. One of the most lucrative franchises in movie history with

a black co-star the whole time hating him. That's pretty impressive to have a massive career and have meetings with people you secretly hate. You sit down, there's yarmulkes everywhere, and in his brain he's just going, Jesus killer, Jesus killer, Jesus killer.

And oh look, there's an African-American gentleman. Yeah, that's more impressive than Kobe and Shaq. That's very impressive. That is kind of like the show, because they hated each other and they were able to still win. Mel Gibson was able to just still have a successful career. And, you know, Lethal Weapon.

Him and Glover, Danny Glover, we worked together. Looks like he's having a successful relationship right now. He's back together. No, this is a new one. With a 34-year age gap, just like Jesus wanted. You know, he's such a big catholic what do these guys got to say about what the priests are doing what do they have to say because what i say is like that's nobody's business all right separation of church and

state yeah no taxation who are you to judge the the why didn't they go hey these are these are our rituals, right? You're not supposed to, this is our religious freedom. You're not supposed to be able to impede in this country on someone's religious freedom. Keep it in confession.

Yeah, I mean, look, we can't, you can't tax them. You also can't say, hey, you can't do that. You're like, well, that's my belief, right? That's protected.

Exactly. Isn't it protected? Why is it not their belief that, you know, you can spiritually transmit things to children in the way that you do as a father, I'm listening to everybody's problems. So I got to get a little steam off.

Listen, I can't judge that religion. Yeah. I'm American. It's not, it's not my place to judge. People got weird things, right?

Greek Orthodox with blood and blood and body of Christ. We eat the bread and it's supposed to be Jesus' blood. How am I supposed to judge that? Cannibalism. Yeah. I mean, Jews have sex through a sheet, right? Or something like that. Yeah.

Okay? They don't eat lamb, or they don't eat Tic Tacs. I don't remember what it is, but I can't judge that. To me, that's un-American, but that's their business. What can't they eat? The Muslims can't eat pork, so they don't eat bacon. What's weirder? What's truly weirder to you?

Not eating bacon? Replacing bacon in your morning brunch. Or? Or pedophilia. What's more unnatural to you? How good is bacon? Bacon's good. I don't even know how you avoid bacon in this life.

How do you avoid bacon? There's no way successfully to avoid bacon. You know? Bacon's in everything. It is. Yeah. I mean, you get a cheddar biscuit, bacon. How do you have bacon bits?

It's in the water. Yeah. Bacon's in the water. How do you avoid bacon? Yeah. You know? It's what's weirder. It's in the air.

It's like a pheromone. Even if you tell me it's not weirder, it's as weird. Right? It's as weird not eating bacon. I meet somebody who doesn't eat bacon. I'm like, I don't want to be around this weirdo. I meet somebody who has sex with children. I go, I don't want to be around this weirdo.

Yeah. Technically, it's the same reaction. Not eating bacon is like someone saying they haven't seen a Chinese person with a mask. Yeah, and if you're telling me one's worse than the other, that's your subjective opinion. I'm dealing with objective laws and facts of this country. That's your opinion. These are opinions, okay? It's opinions. And what happened to freedom of

speech? That was the best one so far. Yeah, that was a good one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that had a little Chinese food behind it. Oh, yeah. That's like, you know, when you want to fart, you want to fart good. Eating Chinese food is like taking steroids. Yeah.

It's like that just felt like Barry Bonds with a big head. The slow job. Yeah. If you're in a farting contest, steroids is Chinese food. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess Indian's the, that's a real growth hormone of farting. Indian, yeah.

Indian would be number one. That really packs the biggest. No, that's the growth hormone of BO. Yeah, that too. So this guy, I mean, this is unfortunate, right? He's an Oakland A's announcer. Yeah, he's already in the dumps already. Yeah, he's, apparently he's here interviewing Fidel Castro's son.

I mean, who is this guy? Who's the other guy? I don't know, but it's not helping his case. I think Sean Hanks is about to do a movie. The guy he's with here, I mean, this guy looks like an Al-Qaeda cell. Yeah. Either that or a Civil War reenactor. He looked like he just got casted in a Peaky Blinders porno.

I mean, that might have been throwing him off. Who's making me work with Osama Bin Laden here? And then all of his prejudices came out. I don't know. I heard Negro. You did? I heard Negro. But let's hear what you guys hear.

Because I heard Negro League. Let's see. So this is Glenn Cooper, who is the Oakland A's announcer. This was pregame, I believe. Hold on. We had a phenomenal day today. Negro League Museum.

Okay, pause it. Okay. Okay. Maybe I was wrong. It was a strong I. Museum. Okay, pause it. Okay. Okay. Maybe I was wrong. It was a strong I. But who knows if English is his original language? What if he came here from the Soviet Union?

Yes, yes. And what if he's an immigrant and he struggles only with E's and I's? What if his Spotify was just plain trick daddy? Yeah, I don't. That's right. I would like to hear him pronounce trigger, because maybe he pronounced it trigger, and I'd like to hear him pronounce peg. Maybe he pronounces it pig. You knock him down a peg, and he goes, you knock him down a pig.

Maybe the Izy, maybe he's Soviet. Maybe he came from the Soviet Union. Maybe he's a Romanian immigrant. Was he born here? I don't know. Does he have a speech impediment? Was there anything in his mouth? Is he snoozing?

It's possible. Okay? If it wasn't for this very, this just could be a very inopportune moment where a snooze in his mouth matched up when he was talking about

going to the Negro League Museum with Fidel Castro's son. We had a phenomenal day today. Keep it playing. Keep it playing. Laker League Museum. I want to see the other guy's reaction. I want to know how quick they became aware of it.

Watch his reaction. We had a phenomenal day today. Laker League Museum and Arthur Bryant's barbecue. He didn't react at all. He didn't react at all. Yeah. You know what's funny? It was probably a joke He didn't react at all. Yeah. You know what's funny? It was probably a joke they had earlier in the day.

Yeah. And he just Freudian slipped it. That's right. They were probably joking. They were texting each other. Are we going to that museum? We're going to that museum. That's right.

And it was probably in his head. And, you know, it just came out. And look at that guy's reaction right now. He's playing it off cool. He played it off with heartburn. He and the Oakland A's. Now, granted, let's defend the guy. It is an Oakland A's game, and it is baseball,

and it's early in the season. So, in his defense, he did think, like, only three to four people would see it. Yes. I mean, how many people are watching baseball this early in the season? Nobody. 12 people, maybe?

Mm-hmm. And who's watching the pregame, really, anyway? Right? This was before the game. So who's watching? Not that many people. True, indeed. If it wasn't for the internet,

I think he could have got away with this. This is like the safety instruction part of a flight. Exactly. Nobody's fucking listening to this. Nobody wants to hear about his day. Yeah, to be honest with you, I don't know if I'm more offended By the word

Or that guy's beard I mean that guy's beard Is like death to America It does look unkempt Yeah it's just He's I mean that is a God damn

That is Osama Bin Laden's beard It does look like he would Free the liberation To free us though Yeah I love how he went straight To the barbecue after Let's hear it one more time

I want to know When he became aware of it Maybe that's it Maybe he was thinking About the people Who made Let's hear it one more time. I want to know when he became aware of it. Maybe that's it. Maybe he was thinking about the people who made the food. That's what, maybe he just jumped, yeah.

We had a phenomenal day today. Or pause it. Maybe he was announcing but his head was someplace else. His wife was banging a guy, happened to be African American, and displaced anger. Let's hear it one time.

It could be. A phenomenal day today Nigger League Museum And Arthur Bryan's Barbie Keep it going Keep it going That's it That's all they play

I think this It does seem like He kind of They made a plan before To make a joke about it Because he left some space For him to throw in something He said

Nigger League Museum Yeah maybe And then he just Copped out at the last second. Maybe the kids got, listen. Listen, commentating a baseball game gets a little boring. You ever listen to it? They're like, oh, yeah. And I, you know, they have to talk about their day.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like doing some, you know, it's like, you know, it's like AM radio sometimes. No more exciting than a waiting room at the urologist. Yeah, I mean, like the pitching change. Like, anyway, I got a hot dog today. An unbelievable hot dog down there in the Oakland area.

I want to give a shout out to the local Chevy dealership there. Kevin helped me out. Kevin, just want to say hello. Big, big Oakland A's fan. Been in the family a long time. His grandparents started, came over here. And first thing they did when they opened their, you know, taco stand was became Oakland A's fans. So I just wanted to say hello to them.

You know, it's like they got to think of other stuff to say. It's boring. So maybe this guy just had enough. Maybe he's like, I'm dropping a fucking N-word. Had to. I need to spice it up. I need to live dangerously. I need an adrenaline rush. Is there a bigger adrenaline rush

than dropping an N-word on a public broadcast? No. I mean, that's like doing a bump of coke. How much do you think that got his heart racing? Fucking up to a million. I'll tell you that right now. At least 120 beats per minute. Right off the key. Right when he hit the N-I.

Right when he hit the knee. He was like, oh boy. His heart just went. His whole life flash beats for him. Oh yeah. Hot sweats. Yeah. How are you apologizing for this?

If this is you. I'm going, hey everybody. Hey everybody. It's Kippy Coper here. Your pal Kip. Your pal Kip over here at A's Stadium. Got to say, I got a couple of texts during the second inning from friends and family. during the second inning from friends and family.

Apparently, I was unaware. What had happened was I'm doing Invisalign right now, as you can see. Trying to straighten out my teeth. And, you know, since I started doing the old Invisalign, I know, I know, Oakland area. It's a little superficial. It's a little superficial. It's a little vain, but I wanted to straighten out some of the choppers. So I started doing Invisalign about a month ago. Ever since, I've been struggling with my E's and I's.

A little struggle. For example, I got a daughter named Kelly. I've been calling her Kelly. for example, I got a daughter named Kelly. I've been calling her Kelly. So let me just say this again without my Invisalign in, and here I am with Che Guevara. I just wanted to say earlier, I wanted to correct what I'd said.

We went to the Negro League Museum. Knee, knee, as in right here above the calf, the old Negro League Museum. Chuck out some of my favorite ballplayers from history, some of my personal inspirations. Also, did I mention I have three black friends? I have three very close friends, and my first cousin is married to a beautiful woman named Letitia.

How are you, Letitia? Shout out, Letitia. Anyway, let's get back to the game. Yeah, folks, before we go out here, we're going to have a big sponsorship from Jet Magazine. Jet Magazine! You know, I've made a few suggestions

to the front office about some of our local sponsorship here, one of which is my favorite fried catfish restaurant down there in the Oakland area. Give it up, everybody, for Nigel's Fried Catfish down there off Route 66. I also like Big Bubba and Big Mama's House Barbecued Fried Chickens. One of my favorite spots, to be honest with you.

And ladies, if you're looking for some weaves, go down to Popcorn Beauty. Get yourself some Murray's. You know they got that good hair down there. Absolutely. And you'll catch me later tonight. I'll be at a jazz concert. Man, man, man, my favorite singer. Rest in peace. I don't know when

she died, but she just came to me. Aretha Franklin, rest in peace. Peace out, y'all. We'll be right back after these local sponsors. Peace out, y'all. One love. And then when they came back to commercial, I would just be in full Africa garb.

You come back, I'd have a dashiki with a hat on. I would look like Nancy Pelosi after George Floyd got unfortunately murdered. You'd see me just right there. I'd be kneeling on one leg. I'd have fucking Black Panther playing on my phone in the background so you could hear it. I'd be like, I'm sorry, I was just in the middle of watching a little Black Panther.

My favorite movie. Gets me amped up every time. Anyway, back to some good old ball. Back to the ballpark. That's how I would apologize. But Kippy Culper here, he apologized by saying, he said, let's hear his apology. From Kippy Culper.

Earlier in the show, I said something didn't come out quite the way I wanted it to. And I just wanted to apologize if it sounded different than I meant it to be said. Let's see what this guy says. The reporter reporting on the reporter. Let me hear it. ...been calling Kuyper's language unacceptable and said they are working to address the situation. The president of the museum, Bob Kendrick, released a statement saying the N-word has no place in society.

He also said that while I don't pretend to know Glenn's heart, I do know that my heart is one of forgiveness. I don't know Glenn's heart. I do know that my heart is one of forgiveness. I don't know Glenn's heart, but I have ears. Yeah. Also, I mean, it does have a place in some very funny Dave Chappelle sketches.

Yes. I mean, what do we do about that? And honestly, if it didn't... I'm asking your opinion. What do you do about the Dave Chappelle sketches? You leave it? Yeah, you leave it.

Or do you dub over it? It's African American. It's part of pop culture now. It's like a Nazi flag at a museum. Right. You can't go over that. You can't go over that. You can't go over that.

But black guys can say it, no? Yeah. Yeah. If they're trying to act black around their white friends. Yeah. So there is, is there, like, can Hootie say it? Can Darius Rucker say it? Yes, Darius.

Darius Rucker can say it. Darius Rucker can say it. Darius Rucker can say it. But can he say it around his hootie band? First of all, who's hootie and who's the blowfish? Because blowfish can be singular or plural. Yeah. I always wondered. And I don't know what a hootie is.

It's an amorphous of a sound. What is a hootie? So is he hootie and the blowfish is the band? Obviously. Or is, because he can sing, is he Blowfish and Hootie is the band? No, he's the one who hoots. Oh, because he's hooting. He's hooting.

So he's hooting and the Blowfish plural. Because the Blowfish can be, it's either one Blowfish or a school of Blowfish. Now that just makes me think Hootie is another word for nigga. You never know. Right? I don't like that. As we recently learned, you can be a Latin American neo-Nazi. Yes.

So they really are becoming a very diverse group. I mean, we're getting very, you can't add comedy to comedy. Dave Chappelle made a sketch about that a long time ago. I have a message for Mr. Mauricio Rodriguez, post-mortem. The Nazis don't want you. The real Nazis aren't looking to get you in. But I think it's very funny now that you have just like a Mexican Nazi. You know, this guy had like Nazi tattoos and stuff like that.

Yeah. Which is very funny because real Nazis, it's funny because real Nazis are going like, what the fuck? They don't even know how to deal with it. They're going like, I guess, thank you, but shit. We don't like you. We don't like your cat. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to tell you.

You killed those people on your own. You're not getting in. It's almost like he's trying to join a group that won't take him. It's almost like, you know what's happened? You know how people always want the thing they can't have? It's almost like that's happened with hate groups now. People are like, why don't they want me? I'll prove it to them.

That's the answer. Yeah, I'll prove it to them. Oh, the answer. Yeah, I'll prove it to them. Oh, you'll take me. You'll take me. I'll be a Nazi one day. I will grow up. There should be a musical made about a Mexican kid who wants to grow up one day to be a Nazi. I'll show them.

I'll do it. I'll break them proud. If you couldn't get into Brown, join the Nazis. Yeah. I mean, that would be a great musical, right? Like a little minority growing up wanting to join the Nazis and just. I mean, that would be a great musical, right? Like a little minority growing up wanting to join the Nazis and just make songs out about that.

You know? Just piggyback off of Mel Brooks' musical. What's that one called again? The Producers. The Producers. They try to make the worst musical possible.

This is an even worse one. A little Mexican kid. Where was he from? California. Who's a Nazi. Where was he from? California. Who's a Nazi. He was a Nazi. New Texas, I think. Dallas, right?

I mean, Doc, this kid could not look more like shortstop for the Kansas City Royals. And he's a Nazi. It's hilarious. So it just shows you you can't add comedy to comedy because Dave Chappelle

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To be fair, Germans and Mexicans are very proficient around ovens. Yeah, Jesus, they are. Fernando and Josefina in Texe Plaxo, Mexico. And look at these two. They're like mestizos. Are they like white Mexican or no? Because there are some white Mexicans. He looks like the dude from Inglourious Bastards.

Yeah, they actually do look like white. I mean, what the fuck, dude? Who the hell likes Nazis? Eh, fucker? Eh, fucker? Eh, fucker? Hell yeah, fucker. Yo, fucker. Hey, fucker. Hell, Hitler, fucker. Yo, fucker.

Adolf wasn't all wrong, eh? Let me tell you something right now, eh? I fucking loved him, bro. Fucking Hitler was good, eh? I'm trying those fucking jewels, bro. I fucking throw them over their wall. You hear me? Yo, fucking let me tell you.

Hitler had a lot of good points, eh? Yo, the only thing, bro, his had a lot of good points, ese. Yo, the only thing, bro, his car is kind of high. Let's fucking jack this shit out and make it a low ride, eh? Yo, you could do a lot with a Volvo, eh? Yeah. Fuck a yo BMW, eh? Put some fucking rims on there, ese.

Yo, hon, let me tell you, I mean, listen, Hitler made some fucking good movies, eh? Yeah. Oh, you're packing some bass. John Jacobs Jingle. Hi, Bruce Schmidt. His name was my name, too. You know when you have a kid,

you just have children's songs in your memory? All the time. Why did you say all the time? What kind of kids are you hanging out with? Well, you could be dating a 19-year-old, and it's not weird. Yeah, yeah. 25-year-old kid. Joseph Goebbels.

Let me tell you, ese, Joseph Goebbels wasn't no wrong, eh? He made some good fucking movies, cabron. Very weird. Very strange. Very strange. So what did he get suspended for? One day suspension? How many days are we going to be without Kippy Culper?

You know what happened is Dan Soder's girlfriend. Katie Dolan. Katie Dolan was being an announcer for the Yankees, and people got upset about it. I don't get that. You get very used to who, like Michael Kay, Paul O'Neal. Why does it look like someone punched you in the glasses? They're like crooked, yeah.

They're fogging up, and it's the headphones. No, but they're also like, oh, because the headphones are, yeah, Jesse's like this right now. He's like, I don't know what's going on. I got to get used to you wearing glasses. Me too. Are they coming again? Are you seeing better yet? No, I hate it.

Culper shared, he's 59 years old. And then afterwards, he promoted Arthur Bryant's barbecue. You know the people at Arthur Bryant's barbecue going like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Say dinosaur barbecue. Please stop saying how black the bark is on our brisket. Stop. A little earlier in the show, folks,

I said something didn't come out quite the way I wanted. I just wanted to apologize if it sounded a little different than what I meant it to be said as. I just wanted to apologize for that. Now, back to the game. Here comes Sandy Martinez up for hitting on the left side. Ooh, indefinitely suspended. So anyway,

the NAACP dude, right? We were reading that statement. They forgave him, right? He said, I figured him out or whatever. It's one way to make the news, right? So look, if you want to outgrow being an Oakland A's commentator and you want to getgrow being an Oakland A's commentator

and you want to get to the big time, I think it's good to concoct this, right? Because you can spin it that he just made a mistake, right? But now you're in national news. What a bigger redemption story now, right? Maybe he's aiming at trying to get a big market team. Maybe he wants to get over to the Dodgers. Maybe he's trying to get over to the Yankees.

Right, with these words, the Red Sox. Red Sox or a lot of other teams. It's probably a lot of teams. Maybe he wants to go do some commentating for Alabama's baseball, Division I. Maybe he wants to move. Maybe he secretly wants to move. Maybe he's being priced out of Oakland because all these tech kids keep gentrifying the area. He's like, it's too expensive.

I want to get down there back with my people. Let me just drop in Edward and get hired by Alabama immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who knows? You can't judge this guy. He's got his motivations. But you know, the Oakland A's have a lot of attention right now. This is the most attention the Oakland A's have gotten since Moneyball.

So that's really the only time it's happened. Some people use racism for bad. He's using it for good. Yeah, I mean. So what's in his heart, Jared? Is he a racist? Well, he's 59 years old, so there's probably a lot of plaque, which is funny because it's going to be black anyway.

Definitely needs to get a calcium scan. I don't think he's racist. I think he just has a problem that you have sometimes. You just need to slow down. Sometimes you got to slow down. Slow down that car. Just like Pinky said on Friday, slow this motherfucker down. Here's the thing.

Okay, listen. Here's the thing. Jared makes an excellent point, okay? There's certain words you want to take your time in. Certain words. Certain words just got to go at a school speed limit. You want to pretend like there are police cameras there. You're just going to end up hitting a kid named Tyrone.

You just want to go slow. Give yourself a speed limit. You want to enunciate some syllables. You want to prepare for certain sentences. Because that fucking traffic light, that traffic camera is going to go off and your picture is going to be all over black Twitter. There's certain words you just want to prepare for. Slow down.

You want to slow. Take it slow, baby. Slow down. You can't speed through a black neighborhood like that. Sometimes you want to put the Tesla in self-drive mode. Yeah, you're going through a black neighborhood, you want to take your time. Opposite of when you're really going through a black neighborhood. When you're really going through a black neighborhood, you want to go

a little faster. We'll be waiting for your apology. You definitely going to want to step on the gas a little bit. Depending on the time of day. But if you're speaking, you want to take your time.

ASMR, dawg. You want to enunciate. You want to slow your way through that N-word. You went to the empowered black Americans. Here's a way that can help you. It's better to forget the N than to try to land the E. Yes. So if you're going to struggle with it,

I recommend you go for Egro. You can't mess up Egro. Take the N away and you're safe. Right? Because even if you go Ig, there's no N. Yeah. We went to the Iger Museum.

What? They didn't get me. Iger. There's no N. True. You got to lose the N. What? They didn't get me. Iger. There's no end. True. You got to lose the end. Okay?

And take your time. Take it. And if you can, just pre-record it. Pre-record it. Yeah. Pre-record it. Dub that shit like a Chinese film. Yeah. Pre-record it.

Right. You know? I actually think everyone over a certain age who's white should be pre-recorded. You should be pre-recorded. You should be pre-recorded. If you're over 59 years old, you should pre-record the game. Say, when did this game happen? It happened yesterday, but we had to pre-record it because good old Kippy Culper's behind the fucking wheels of steel. Yeah, if you're with your granddaughter in a park and she's flying a kite, have ChatGPT finish that sentence for you.

Who else has been taken down by saying something racial that would have benefited from a little pre-recording? Jimmy the Greek. Jimmy the Greek, yeah. Jimmy the Greek was the first famous one. Now give me a little bit of info on Jimmy the Greek because I don't really know who that is. Right, because you were negative something years old. You were somewhere, dog.

Where was Jared? I was just a thought. He was in his dad's balls. I know, but there was an idea of a Jared Harvin somewhere. I was probably born in a theater where Shaft was playing. The idea of me. Well, actually, you came around in 90... 97, dog.

97. So what was popping in 97? Jerry Maguire. Jerry Maguire. Jerry Maguire was a big movie in 96 or 97 or 5. Pulp Fiction, 94, 5, 6. Was the food poisoning game for Jordan 98 or 97? 97, I think.

That was me. I'm just guessing. But it's either 97 or 98. Yeah, Josh Peck and I have the same birthday. What's up, Josh? He watches the Patreon. Josh, what up? He does?

Yes, he does. Oh, Josh Peck is here. We do have one celebrity who watches. Yeah. Joshie Peck. I love Josh Peck. What great energy We do have one celebrity who watches. Yeah. Joshie Peck. I love Josh Peck. What great energy on that fucking kid. Good dude.

Yeah. Jimmy the Greek. Jimmy the Greek Snyder. So he wasn't even Greek, was he? His name's Snyder? Jimmy Snyder. Why'd they call him the Greek? No, I think he was.

Because he... Does he... Uh... People are going to be talking about my high-riding shorts. Is Snyder a Greek word? By the way, if you watched the Are You Garbage episode and people were concerned about the ottoman, the ottoman's doing just fine.

It recovered. We had to spend a week in intensive care, but the ottoman has recovered from good old Foley sitting on it. We had to pump it back up to a machine. We were taking its blood pressure. No, it was close. Yeah, it almost died. Yeah, it almost died.

Yeah, it almost died. We put it on a ventilator in its back. Yeah, it was in the ICU. Then we took it to Ikea. Yeah. So he was Greek. So Jimmy the Greek's real name is Dimitrios Yorgos Sinodinos Jesus Christ

Sinodinos Dimitrios Yorgos Sinodinos Greek names just look like Somebody fell asleep on a keyboard That's really funny I know Where'd you get that joke? I created it

I heard You did it once live too Yeah I said it yeah That's a good joke man Thank you You're in the right business That's a funny fucking joke

Yeah You told me in Cleveland That I did it in Tampa Oh I told you it you was good then yeah i said it i said it walking the street in cleveland you said tweet that then i did it in tampa because of tarpon springs and it killed and then yeah jared's a funny funny kid you're a funny fucking guy thank you quick he's quick he's funny he's smart he keeps getting better like he just keeps going up levels it's not going to be long it's just like jared's not going to be here forever and that's fine just got to fix that gay part yeah although

that's a benefit just keep it dude it's a benefit now so um he passed away in 1996 uh jimmy the greek passed away in 1996 but his career passed away a long time before that his career died a little earlier than he did and And that happens sometimes in life. And it happened because he said something that, to be honest, now is like in your 23andMe. Right? So it's like a known thing. So this is interesting.

And I want to be careful with what I say here because I want to make sure. But again, this is pre-recorded which is the benefit of it but i do believe fast fast twitch and slow twitch like they just now say that some people have it more than others right i don't know i don't know about that one i think they do so give some context what context So fast twitch and slow twitch muscle fibers. Okay. So like, for example, on my 23andMe, I have the fast twitch.

They will tell you whether you have fast twitch or slow switch. Okay. Twitch or switch? Twitch. Okay. Fast twitch. Slow twitch, fast twitch. Okay.

Did they say that you have a brain tumor in there too? Yeah, probably. Yeah. No, but I said I'm prone to it. I'm fucking prone to Alzheimer's, a bunch of other stuff, heart disease. I did my calcium scan. I got a little buildup on the left. What are you going to do? It's all right.

It's all right. Don't you be like me. Yeah. I got to eat some blueberries. That'll cure it. He didn't just say one thing. He said a few things, if you look here. Okay.

So, Jimmy the Greek, which was one of the first cancel cases. Yeah. Jimmy the Greek. My people, of course. Jesus Christ. He goes, Dave Black got everything. Dave, he was front of the blacks. This was during an interview with Hodling, some guy.

He goes, they've got everything. If they take over coaching like everyone wants them to, there's not going to be anything left for white people. Again. That just seems like the truth. That just seems true. He could be in a strip club saying that. It still rings true.

Yeah, maybe white people got upset about this because they're like, he's fucking shut up. Because that's kind of like what we were saying in another episode. I don't remember when. The next day the three-point line was invented. Yeah. Snyder described blacks as being superior athletes because generally he said they work harder than white athletes okay again they're coming from

different neighborhoods you know you see how sometimes people tell them that you know what fucking you know what uh you know what fucking one who's this fucking one of the most famous thinkers of all time he said if you tell the truth, you better make them laugh, because otherwise they're going to want to kill you. Epstein? No. Yeah, that was Epstein. How do you look at your saved shit on Instagram? Saved posts.

Saved. Here we go, saved. Because it was the last one I saved. And then you type in J-Hart 15. So Oscar Wilde. Oscar Wilde said, if you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. Because so far,

as the kids would say, Jimmy DeGreek is just dropping facts. So far, so good. Spitting facts, yeah. So far, he's spitting facts, dog. He said, blacks are superior athletes because generally he said

they work harder than white. Then he added, the black is a better at, well, you see, the black doesn't sound good. The black. The black. You got to say, you got to say blacks or black goddess, black gods.

You got to say. Nubian princes. Nubian princes. See, if he would have just changed one word to the Nubian princes are better athletes to begin with because they've been bred that way. That's bad. But also, I mean, somebody made a joke about that. Bill Burr made a joke, right?

And he was like, they were like running. He's like, slaves were like running across state my ancestors were like drinking fucking vodka it's like of course that guy can fucking jump out of the gym or something like that

you know so it's how you do it it's hereditary right so in slavery they did wean the gene pool this is a fact right

they like to take stronger that's what they did I'm not just saying it's what happened you sound like Jimmy the Greek but no but that's what happened did. I'm not just saying. It's what happened. You sound like Jimmy the Greek. But no, but that's what happened. That's his next statement.

Oh, so what did he say? This all goes back to the Civil War when during the slaving trade, the slave owner would breed his big black... It's just the way he said it. Because what he's saying is not historically inaccurate, is what I'm saying. Just like athleticism is hereditary for black people, racism is hereditary for Greeks. You can't help it. So look, he's saying... Just like athleticism is hereditary for black people, racism is hereditary for Greeks.

You can't help it. So look, he's saying the black is a better athlete to begin with because he's been bred that way because of his high thighs that go up into his back. And they can jump higher and run faster because of their bigger thighs. This all goes back to the Civil War when during the slave trading, the slave owner would breed his big black. This is just the way he's saying it. Would breed his big black.

The slave owner would breed his big black to his big woman so that he would have a big black kid. That's where it all started. And then Snyder said, what a foolish thing to say. Snyder said yesterday, I thought I was being instructive when in fact I was destructive. That was his apology.

That was his apology. All right. Now, here's the thing. Technically, there's a kernel, right? Historically, you know, unfortunately, that's what made American chattel slavery so brutal, right? They ripped families apart, and they did sort of do some of this stuff. But I don't know if that's why they would have, what do you say, they're all the way up to their butt or something?

That's just the farting coming out. Okay, so what I'm saying about the fast twitch, slow twitch, is that they tell you some people have fast twitch or slow twitch muscle fibers. Now, the fast twitch muscle fibers is what power athletes have. So they're better at, like, sprinting. Whereas the slow twitch are, like, better at, like, marathons or lifting heavy stuff as opposed to speed. So I have a fast twitch.

I think Jimmy Greco also says something about the fast twitch. Black people have more fast twitch. Now I think it's more, they say Ethiopians tend to have a little, there's things like that that are said more openly. That it's not like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you saying? Because it's not a big deal. It's, like, genetic. It's, like, whatever. You can obviously see fucking some people,

the Kenyans fucking dominate the marathon. The fucking Scandinavians dominate the strongman contests. Yeah, but, of course, Africans will be good at marathons because they have to make up for all the running that they didn't do. That's right. So in my 23andMe, you can see it. When you go to 23andMe, it tells you whether you have the fast twitch or small twitch. I don't know.

So this doesn't sound good. This doesn't sound good. It's understandable. Right. But it's not complete. The problem is he probably just read some shit. And again, you're going to want to prerecord this. Right But it's not complete The problem is He probably just read some shit And Again

You're gonna wanna pre-record this Also you're gonna probably wanna keep your You just wanna keep it about the game Yeah keep it about the game You wanna keep it about the game my friend Cause he definitely read an article Then he saw Pam Grier in a movie Yeah

So So So So he was Hotug who is black black, criticized the firing. Wait, this gets interesting. So he was talking to Hodling, who is black, when he said this. Actually, Hodling criticized.

He's not black anymore. Who criticized the firing of Jimmy the Greek Snyder. He said it's outrageous. He should be fired for exercising his First Amendment rights Rather than silencing him They should keep him on and cover the issues Of civil rights in sports I like that

That's something that is so forgotten in today's game When was this? This was back 1980s 1988 This was a big story I remember I thought it happened in the late 1800s 1980s? 1988. 1988, yeah. This was a big story. Jesus. Okay. I remember.

And then, wait. I thought it happened like in the late 1800s, so these comments are a little bit. Where were we? Then he added, it should have been on Covered Red. Musburger, former colleague, it's a big hole when you lose someone who contributed so much as Jimmy D. There's only one Jimmy the Greek. People ask who's out there to replace him, but there's only one. He was first of a kind, but he also was a character. There was that segment

of audience that wanted to disagree, wanted to argue with the Greek. I'm feeling a twinge of sadness for the individual, but on the other hand, there's no way you can defend those comments, period. Given how outrageous what was said, I don't think they had each other now look what he said was outrageous right because it's a generalization and that's not the reason um wholesale that blacks are better athletes than white i mean now we know that right you got guys who got higher fucking you got white guys who got higher yeah that whole white guy can't jump myth is not really true, right? It's like Vincent DiVincenzo had the highest fucking, whatchamacallit, what do you call that?

Vertical? Yeah, the highest vertical of his, one of the highest of all time. Christian McCaffrey. Yeah, I mean, these guys are crazy athletes. So it's, you know, the first part of what he said is the most true, is that blacks work harder, it's what they could get into. But not all black people have gray jeans. I mean, have you seen Jordan Carlos with the shirt off?

Yeah, I mean, listen, have you seen Jared Harvin try to touch the rim? Okay. I can touch the rim. But what happens is blacks work so hard, they made it look easy. But what Jimmy the Greek did does have some sort of a kernel historical truth to it. It's just, it's a tough thing to say without being very careful about what you're saying. Because unfortunately, that's what these evil people did do. And that's what slavery, there is truth to what he's saying.

But there's no truth into that leading to his hypothesis, right? Yeah. Because his hypothesis in and of itself is a little racist because he's saying like, he was like, he's basically reinforcing that they're being bred like racehorses or something like that. So that's wrong.

So he's wrong, you know? So at the end of the day, Jimmy, keep it about the game, baby. What the fuck happened? But you know, I think Jimmy didn't think he was being racist because he was talking to him. Imagine saying that

to a black guy. So I don't think, I just think he truly thought he was like being, you know, historical or whatever. How bad was that game that it led him

to that conversation? I mean, Jesus Christ. What was the score? The score must have been 103 to negative seven. Here's my bet. How much did he lose on the team with more black guys on it? Yeah.

For him to say that. It's the juice of the game. I'm never doing this under again. Yeah. God damn it. You know, you just, ah, every time. They're just better athletes. You know, I should have known better.

You want to know why they're better athletes? Ah, because I was reading David Duke's book yesterday. That's why. David Duke nailed it. That's why people, when they say they're in the was reading David Duke's book yesterday. That's why. And David Duke nailed it. That's why people, when they say they're in the black, that's a positive thing. It's a positive thing, being in the black. Yeah, you probably had a C-note on the Celtics.

Let's think about some things that are, because always, you know, you always think about the things that are black that are negative. But black, what's positive? Magic Johnson. It's a good one, right off the bat. That was quick. It's a good one. In the black, you're the prophet. Yeah. Batman suit was black.

He's a positive superhero. What else we got? The space that Stevie Wonder pulls all his creativity from. Blackness, darkness. Darkness, yeah. Darkness, yeah. That's an inventive one., darkness. Yeah. Darkness, yeah. That's an inventive one. Thank you.

Yeah. Black, what's a good thing that's black? White, we got angels, we got clouds, we got,

um. The side of Khalees Hawkins that's not annoying? Let it slide, she doesn't watch this. Um, that's about it Dubs

Dubs I guess Sign of peace Blacks What's good with blacks Black the color black Bad guys wear black Defiance All I'm thinking about

Is that third bass song Black guys Bare guys wear black Must have been a white guy That started all that Make the gas. So Jimmy the Greek went too far.

That's a bad one. Went too far. Who else? Look, you're live. You make mistakes. You make mistakes on this podcast the whole time, bro.

You do. But you know, the thing is, nobody's ever made a mistake like that. So I do, Kramer, The best part was when Kramer tried to save it When he went there's those words

Those words We still have those words Can we listen to the Jimmy the Greek Thing so we can hear it And hear how bad it sounds Because everything when you read it Is really bad That's like when they take a joke

and they try to put it in an article. It removes all the context. Maybe he said it in a real friendly way. Give me a second, Jess. Like, hey, Blackstreet Superior athletes! Right? Maybe he said it like,

does it soften it if you do it in like a Jerry Seinfeld voice? Well, it's not dealing with how good of the athletes they are. Maybe he's saying it like Barney. They were bred that way. I love you. You love me.

The best black athletes come from single families. Okay, let's see. Was asking questions about Martin Luther King's birthday and the progress blacks have made in society. Their CBS sports commentator, Jimmy the Greek Snyder, gave his impressions of blacks in coaching in the National Football League. His answers could raise as much controversy as the statements by former Dodgers executive Al Campanis last April on ABC's Nightline news program.

Pretty soon they're going to have to equalize it for the blacks, for the Greeks, the Jews, and for everybody. I mean, let's make it equal for everybody. And is it equal? What about in sports? Well, they've got everything. If they take over coaching like everybody wants them to, there's not gonna be anything left for the white people. I mean, all the players are black.

I mean, the only thing that the whites control is the coaching jobs. Now, I'm not being derogatory about it, but that's all that's left for them. So black talent is beautiful. It's great. It's out there. The only thing left for the whites is a couple coaching jobs. I mean, we've got more black coaches than that. I'm sure they'll take over that pretty soon, too.

Well, I mean, there we go. We stuck with, you know, a lot of black people. I'm like, right on, man. We're going to take that shit. He's right. He's right. Yeah. Plus, he was at a banquet.

It looked like he had a few pops. Yeah, he had a few pops. Okay, what about the, let's, I want to see the newscast. I want to see the one that got him in trouble. Because that one, you know, I guess at the time that one, since Harsh, now you're looking back. You're like, all right, Looks like what he said came true Well not exactly yet right But there's a lot more black coaches now

Yeah well they have to have a rule The Rooney rule That was created in Pittsburgh so the Rooney rule Is you have to give a interview Opportunity to a black coach At least one black coach while you're Interviewing for a new job. So that's why, like, D'Amico Ryan,

all these new black coaches, the Steelers owner actually implemented that. Interesting. I didn't know that. Did you know that, Jess? No. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Rooney rule, yeah.

Absolutely, yeah. So there it is. Final of action. There it is. His final CBS appearance. That might be it. Redskins fans in particular will never forget this return.

That's Bob Costas, too. Another Greek. And still the touchdown. And Walter Payton winds it up in a dejected note. Jimmy DeGreek, let me ask you about that injury to Green, which I alluded to. That's a very big difference against Anthony Carter.

Oh, that's not. That's Brett Musburger, right? I know the Redskins are very happy about winning the game, but without Darryl Green to watch Mr. Carter return those punts. I mean, he's a big man out of the lineup, offensively and defensively. It would make a difference of at least two points. Jimmy, let me ask you about the AFC game about to start. This isn't it.

No. They probably stripped it from the internet. No, it's somewhere. It's got to be somewhere. But anyway, it happens to Jimmy the Greek. And since then, we've had a lot of slips. It's live, right? There was a woman who got hit by a car during a reporting segment.

The thing about the news is often they go live. And when you go live, you're going to make certain mistakes. You know what one of my favorite live mistakes is? It's so cringe to watch, but it's like one of those things you can't look away from is Kelly Osbourne on The View talking about Donald Trump and immigration and Mexicans, right? So this was at the beginning when Donald Trump first came on the scene and he was talking about building the wall and, you know, they cut that clip to go rapists, murderers. So Kelly Osbourne, there you go.

Right up on the top. Yeah, there she is. So here it is. Watch this. Watch this backfire. Trump is a lightning rod, even when he's not there. Look what happened on The View today with guest co-host Kelly Osbourne. This is the best.

There are a lot of Latinos here in this country that do agree that the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed and it does need to be fixed. Interesting. But making those comments, those racist comments, do not help. And if you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump? Oh, that's...

In the sense that... You know what I mean? I'm saying there's more jobs to be done. In L.A., they always... But Latinos are not only... No, I didn't mean it like that. Come on. No, I would never mean it like that.

Monday night... Ouch. That was a great moment from history brought to you by Why the fuck is Kelly Osbourne talking politics? That's one of those moments where it just, you know, it's just you go, who made this decision and why? Right? You just go, okay.

You know, it's these fucking dumb marketing people. It's like the same thing that happened with Bud Light. It's like these people, like, you got to hire her. She's so smart or he's so smart. How fucking smart do you have to be to just go,

this woman's famous from the Osborne show. Let's throw her on because she'll get the young demographic and it just shows the reason why television fails so much

is because they make their decisions based all on market research and not on like what's good because why the fuck is Kelly Osbourne talking about politics? She's goddamn Ozzy Osbourne's daughter. She's got pink hair and a mohawk. Of course that was going to happen.

Oh, my God. That was a big misspeak. You know she cringes every now and then. Oh, when she sees that? But how great a moment was that? She's trying to be a hero, and they're just like whoa whoa rosie was like she was trying to drop the mic she was trying to have a moment that imperial british side stuck up real fast yeah rosie was like no no no that's not that's not that's not no no no no no no no no that's not nice you know she's just driving in her car one day.

Like, it just pops in her head. She's like, I can't believe I said that. Yeah, she, man. She's cringe-inducing. She, her face changed so quick. She's waiting for the reaction. She's waiting for the claps. She's waiting for the audience to go crazy.

You think Latinos know? Like, you know, when she's in L.A., she's at a stoplight, and there's people Cleaning her windshield They're like Wait no Hold on Wait no That's Kelly Osbourne

No don't Leave that She's speed on it Speed on it That's the one Right there That's the one You remember what she said?

Oh man No no I didn't mean it like You know you did That's exactly what you meant Who's gonna clean Your toilet Donald Trump? She said it with so much confidence

So much like No mango and chili for you Fuck out of here now It's what it is It's like it's one of those moments Where like What she truly thinks Or what she's been exposed to

Comes out Not what she's supposed to pretend to be Yeah Right Cause like she's Ozzy Osbourne's daughter Who do you think is cleaning her toilet Who do you think is doing her gardening

Like on a It's not a white guy named Carter. It's a Mexican. But she knows. She comes from money. She understands who's doing the work for her. So I get that part. I understood what she said.

I understood what she was trying to say. It's just not how she said it. It's just not the way you're supposed to say it because she's like Kelly Osbourne. She got famous just because there was cameras in her house. Yeah, you're supposed to be giving me what drug is best to go with Taco Bell, not politics. I mean, why is she talking about politics? I mean, you know, it's ironic that Hollywood gets so angry about politics because they do what politics do, right?

They do market research. That's what politicians do. Market research. They try to give the majority what they want. They don't try to make what's good. They try to make what works. That's why they have Kylie Osbourne talking about politics. See, I made the mistake right there.

I called her Kylie Osbourne. Were you paying attention? You said Osbourne, right? But I said Kylie Osbourne. I you paying attention? You said Osbourne, right? But I said Kylie Osbourne. I messed up the E and the I. If I ever went to the... Take your time, Giannis. Slow down.

This is what goes through your head. Take your time, Giannis. Slow down. You know what you're about to say. Take a moment. Breathe. If I ever spent the day going to the... Deep breath.

Knee. Bro. Museum. Yeah. I might also have a problem I repeat If I ever Had a day Where I had to go to the

Negro Museum Yeah And I I may also slip up And make a mistake Exactly I just called Kylie

Kelly Kylie Wait who's the former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzer. Knee. Knee. Eegah. Arnold Schwarzer.

Knee. Knee. Eegah. No, you got to flatten that E out. Arnold Schwarzer. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. Eegah. You don't got to go to diversity training. Arnold Schwarzenegger. E-R-I-E.

You don't got to go to diversity training no more, but you do have to go to BOCES. You pronounce it. Negger. Whoa, that's too close. No, no, no. The flatty. The flatty. Jesse, what do you mean the flatty?

It just sounds like you said the N-word with a British accent. These are the flatty. You're not ordering bag said the N-word with a British accent. What do you mean the flatty? You're not ordering bagels at Starbucks. I didn't do it. God, it must be fucking nice to just float through life knowing you can pronounce the former governor's name without worrying the world. I just got called a nigga by a man in Argyle socks. How do you say it? Arnold.

Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're so glad. That even made me feel uncomfortable. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger You can say Negger Negger You can say whatever you want I gotta go Arnold Schwarzenegger Just

Leggo I would just say One of his lines From a movie Arnold Schwarzenegger Get to the chopper Arnold Schwarzenegger Get to the chopper Arnold Schwar Schwarzen... Arnold Schwarzen...

Call him Arnold Schwartz. Yeah, just call him Arnold Schwartz. Yeah. Arnold Schwartz... Just call him the last name of whatever his illegitimate son uses. Or just change it. Arnold Schwartz or Fager. Arnold Schwartz or Tager.

Now you're going to have a different community. Get back. Arnold Schwartz... Arnold Schwarzen Taker Now you're gonna have A different community Get back Arnold Schwarzen Arnold Arnold Schwarzen N-word Arnold Schwarzen N-word

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What can you do It gets a little hairy It happens It happens. It happens to all of us. Happens to all of us. But it's more about being live. You know, do you remember when that lady fell into the grapes? We're going to have to get out of here.

Those are getting worse. What's more offensive, that or Kippy Cooper? That. Hit me old N-word. I think what's more offensive, that or Kippy Cooper? That, definitely. Hit me old and word. I think what's more offensive is imagining you doing that in your sleep. I did a podcast today. We had a nice day. I met up with Jesse Scaturo and my good old Negro friend, Jared Harvin. We had a great day.

I nailed that one. Negro, Negro, Negro. Negro. Remember that Donald Rawlings joke? I nailed that one. Negro, Negro, Negro. Negro. Remember that Donald Rawlings joke? I love that joke. Oh, God. It was so funny. It was right after the Kramer thing happened.

Oh, yeah. He said he was like, yo, he turned it into an opera. Negro, Negro, Negro. But the best was what Chappelle said about that. Chappelle's joke was the best. That's when I found out I was 90% comedian. 90% 10%. I was like, damn, that's messed up.

10% black. He's like, damn, man, that's messed up what he said. And then that N-word's having a bad set. Don't let him see you sweat. Kramer, tough crowd. The woman who fell into the grapes, there was also a woman who got hit by a car a couple years ago and then just kept reporting. And it was her final day of being a reporter.

So she was like, this was her last, and she was like saying, I miss you guys. I had a great day. And she gets hit by a car. Trying to make the final day of life. And then, like the good reporter she is, she just kept reporting it's uh it's really funny um you know people you don't have to report from the

scene who made that decision that you had to report but from the scene you know some producer yeah i want to see some action you know move around it's like, you don't have to be on this scene for what? Like, where she was standing, watch this, like, put it on. It's, you know, things happen live. Now to a frightening moment that played out on live television. It's so funny. Reporter for WSAZ, that's the NBC affiliate in Huntington, West Virginia. She was about to do a live report, but she was accidentally...

When did Roy Wood become a newscaster on Today Show? That's not Roy Wood. His hand is too strong. We see this. Water may break. Look at this guy barely... Okay, I just got hit by a car, but I'm okay, Tim. I'm okay.

We're all good. I'm okay. Yeah, you know, that Tim. I'm okay. We're all good. I'm okay. Yeah, you know that's live TV for you. It's all good. I actually got hit by a car in college, too, just like that. What a trooper. Can you pause it? Can you pause it?

She said, I also got hit by a car like that in college. Hey, girl, I got a tip for you. Why don't you get out of the middle of the road? He had no reaction for his... Who set her up in the street there? He had no reaction for her getting hit whatsoever. Oh, he could care less. She probably has a couple of sexual allegations against him.

He's probably thinking in his head, oh, God, I don't have to get a lawyer. Do we have a video of the biggest on-air slips? There's some big ones. Go YouTube it. YouTube it. Yeah, just YouTube the biggest on-air slips.

It's not going to do it. Top 10 live TV Freudian slip-up. Let's hear this one. It's live, baby! I mean, you know how many things we've had to cut out for me? I mean, if we... Thank you. Well, the Clippers may have a very comfortable 13-point lead

going into the second half, but as always, there are elements to improve on. I just finished talking with assistant coach Jim Ion, and that's what he didn't like about that first half. He thought defensively, the team started slowly not picking up Portland's double penetration, dribble penetration, that is, double penetration, double penetration. Double penetration.

Yeah. Double penetration, dribble penetration, that is, offensively. That was a good one. That was good. That was a good one. That was number 10 on the list. It's only going to get better from here. According to a new study, most condoms don't fit men in India.

Findings are being reported by the Times of India in an article called Indian Men Don't Measure Up. Poor fit contributes to a higher failure rate, which experts say is a major problem in India. The number of HIV infections has been skyrocketing there. Infuctions. Yeah, not that bad. Infuctions. The actual story was better than the flip-up. He is announcing a proposal to

jack off the cost of keeping your home by 27% Jack off! That was a good one. Again, these strong seas that are moving across the area and eroding the beaches. A big problem. Then as we check the boobies out short. The boobies.

The boobies. The boobies, baby. I'll give it a jack off so far. J-Lo's new song, Jenny from the Block, all about Lopez roots. About how she's still a neighborhood gal at heart. But folks from that street in New York, the Bronx section, sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blowjob

or a block party. Whoa! Whoa! J-Lo's got a cock. You want to get blown. Pause it real quick. What the hell is a curb job? If J-Lo's got a cock. You want to get blown. As Fox reports, this Monday, November the 4th. Pause it real quick. What the hell is a curb job? If J-Lo had a cock,

would you suck it? Just that it's a thought. It shows you how hot J-Lo is. If I get the powers to speak Spanish from it, I'll do it. How about you, Jess? What are you doing?

Well, what do I get? You get to be with J-Lo. Do you mean I get to hit? You get a mouth with J-Lo. Do you mean I get to hit after? You get a mouthful of jizz. Yeah, if I just get... No, I need... Right there, we demonetized. All right, let's keep them going.

I think we demonetized a long time ago. A long time ago. Jesus Christ. Still ahead, the most watched prime time in all of cable news. Yes, All right. Number five on the list. Right after the break, we're going to interview Eric Weihandmayer, who climbed the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest.

But he's gay. I mean, he's gay. Excuse me. He's blind. That was a goodie. That was a goodie. That was a goodie. He's gay. I mean, no, sorry.

He's blind. He's blind. Those two aren't even close. They're not even close, dog. What the hell was that? How do you mix up blind and gay? You know what? I think sometimes the people in the producers get a little bored.

I've done this, right? I did a show like this, a new show. You just read out of the teleprompter. You just straight read out of the teleprompter. So if that's there, there's times you just zone out in your reading, you'll read it. Because you're reading as it goes. You've got to stay fast. Somebody just put gay in there for fun.

You could get any newscaster fired Just by throwing in there We need a missing link A five letter word Something balls Something toppers Something balls I mean boys That wasn't that great

Balls Not that big You said the word before What's wrong with that? Yeah, balls. You added the S to it. That's nowhere near as good as gay instead of blind. She's got a nice rat talking.

She's 18 years old. Majesty in danger in its rawest form. Now, this is, of course, the magic that is Africa. And once you've been there, you'll just want to go back. Mm, nice pussy. That was a good one. That was a goodie. Whoopsie-daisy, girl.

Somebody had some fun in college. Nice pussy, cat. The deputy police chief says six officers were killed, including the district's top cock. Top cock. Top cock, baby. Yeah. Randy, baby.

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Yeah, but that's stupid. It's just a rubber ball. It's fine. Use lacrosse balls. It's great. They bounce. You know, they're hard. You know, I mean, it depends on the dog you got.

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There's only a phone number. Yeah. I don't know how many people Chris Minetti has kidnapped or killed who have called him up and said, cash my check. I guess just meet the guy in a Wawa parking lot. 215-750-3730.

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What about this chick? Sam Gubera. Now, is Sam Gubera... Okay. Now, is Sam Gubera... Did you always have a farrier..., like did you grow up with horses? Yeah, I think she did. If you're from the South, is a farrier like a viable business?

She's from Oakland, actually. How do you know? You spoke to her? Yeah, she grew up with a lot of horses. I think he's banging half of our fan base. No, I'm not. I was really interested in what a farrier was. So you reached out to Sam?

Yeah. Maybe we should just call her every episode. She's not going to pick up. She's too shy, I think. She just wants to enjoy the comedy. But I'm getting hit up by other people who are loving this. I'm getting hit up by fans going, the farrier, the farrier, the farrier. So it's Sam Goubera, which is her real name.

Because it sounds like Goubera. Yeah. And I So it's Sam Goubera, which is around the, because it sounds like Goubera. Yeah. And I will make you my Goubera in a second. True. I'll fly out to fucking Nashville, visit Nate Bargatze, and fucking let you clean up my hoofs. Yeah, you got to shut down this farrier service and open up an escort business. Sporthorsefarrier.com. Sam's Farrier Services if you don't know

where a farrier is this does not apply to you and also like I don't need to explain it because if there's someone who listens

to this podcast and they're looking for a better farrier specifically will you travel let's say I got a horse in New Zealand

will you travel to New Zealand to clean up my fucking horse's feet You know So is she basically like A Chinese lady for horses Exactly

Yeah She basically gives pedicure to horses Yeah Cut the nails Yeah I saw this black dude Getting a pedicure yesterday By the way

Shout out to Mama Too's On the Upper West Side I know the guy The owner He was a big hyenas fan I think he dropped He might have went with Chris. He might have just started, kept going with Chris because he's kind of disappeared

from my comments. That's just the way it is, dog. I don't know what happened to him. But his family owns a pizza shop on the Upper West Side. He's a Manhattan kid. No, no, he's from, I think, Bronx or something like that. But anyway. Is he black? No, no, no, he's white. And then he opened the Italian kid, big Italian kid, or whatever. And then he

opened his own spot called Mama Two's. Jerry Seinfeld was the first one who started tweeting about it because he lives in the Upper West and the pizza's good. And I just, my wife loved it one time we went there. So I'm on the way home yesterday because I was in the city to do the bonfire yesterday with Jay. I mean with Bobby. And so I went to Mama Two's to get pizza to bring to my wife

It's so good Really? It's so good Anyway, so what was I saying before that? Sam You saw a black dude get a pedicure Yeah Oh, so I was waiting in line because it's a popular pizza spot

And I saw this fucking tall black dude getting a pedicure with this little Asian woman And watching a guy get a pedicure is this little asian woman and it was it's watching a guy get a pedicure is just hilarious it's just a funny i remember i got a pedicure once yeah i ended up writing a bit about it but it just looks weird because the guy must have been like six five so he had like his legs like he had and it was summer so it was like fucking he had his shorts and his legs out and he was like reading the paper and you saw this little asian woman just working on his foot and his legs out, and he was reading the paper. You saw this little Asian woman just working on his foot. It's something for women. When guys get pedicures, it's hilarious, but it does feel good.

They massage your foot. I've gotten a few, and it feels really good. I went with my wife. But it's funny because it's usually a bunch of women and one dude who's going and getting his pedicure. Did you ever get the mani, get the hands done? I uh i never got the man did you get the mani no my grandfather used to do that he used to get the clear polish on his fingers the italian one right yeah yeah italians love the mark de mayo used to get the manis yeah you know like that um yeah some guys

are into it you ever get a mani pedi no yeah it was just a funny visual i mean he was too big for the chair they don't have guy-sized chairs. His legs were dangling. She looked like three feet tall because he was so tall. And she was just working. And they were the only ones in there. So it looked like he lost a bet or won a bet or something. It's like he was like his fantasy league.

And they're like, you got to go get a mani from Ling. Another thing, how do you break into the mani if you're not Chinese? If you want to be a manicurist, you're not Chinese, do they let you in that world? That is a good point, yeah. They got that on lock. Yeah.

You probably have to put yourself in a Chinese finger trap for like two days. Yeah. Anyway, this is all part of the ad read for Sam Gubera. Sam Gubera will make

your horse's hooves look shiny brand new. She's a farrier, dog, and she's got 10 years of experience with no fumes. Do you think she rounded it up to 10 and it's like seven years, nine months? I would, too. Yeah, those are horse years. Yeah. Call her up. The most important part is you call her up and call her in the voice of a horse and say you need help.

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Freak your shit out Great Okay Did anyone read anything? Did you read? No I did not read this No Okay he keeps

He keeps getting the summaries from ChatGBT. This is, listen, this guy's got an all-star name. It's cute, no Fumare, Eastern Hemi, but will suck cock for a penny. That's up there. He wrote a novel. It's a graphic novel, and this is what ChatGBT had to say about it. In this graphic novel, readers

are taken on a thrilling journey through the dark underbelly of a crime-ridden city where an aging crime lord finds himself losing control over his empire. This sounds good. That sounds like a household. Dude, AI is taking over our lives. I mean, they're better at everything. Seriously.

As terrorist groups and rival syndicates rise up to challenge his authority, the crime lord must navigate a treacherous landscape and fight to maintain his power. I want to read it now. His copy sucked, and he wrote the book. So that's weird. Maybe you should let AI write the fucking book. AI's going to write it now. His copy sucked and he wrote the book. So that's weird. Maybe you should let AI write the fucking book. AI's going to write

the sequel. Send me the mailing address. You guys need to engage more with the Patreon community to make it like the Hyena days. Come on, Yanni. Let's go.

All right. He's not wrong. What are you going to send us? He's not wrong about that. Oh, he wants to send us a... Can we give him your address? I mean, you know. You don't have to tell him

it's Jesse's address. Damn. Yeah. No, but that's where We send shit Nobody's gonna go Fucking kidnap Jesse With those new glasses But I bet you people

Will want to see What he looks like People go going like Please put What does Jesse look like Jesse's gonna fuck up And have his progressive on And think the kidnapper

Is gonna be Some girl style cookie So yeah Okay then we got Staffing Beaver What do they do They staff up dog uh they but i look if you have to name staffing beaver and you're not fucking you're not tricking chicks into porn that's it's a waste of a name yeah but supposedly a higher offshore remote talent to fill important

roles in business and by roles i mean holes from law firms to cleaning companies they help businesses all over north america tax evade by getting talent from places where their slave labor is legal. A 30-minute discovery call can save you. Please call these guys and tell me what's going on. I mean, this is an illegal company. Staffing Beaver. So you can save 70% on what you're currently paying to fill roles locally. I mean, so is this guy taking American jobs?

All right, whatever. He's paying me fucking $100 a month. So hire a bookkeeper customer service rep. Do you want someone to do a job with an Indian accent? Call up Staffing Beaver, and they'll get you some poor Pakistani woman to answer your calls. And you won't have to pay any fucking taxes or claim them on your 1090 or whatever. So this is a list he gave.

Bookkeeper, customer service rep. That's India. He's got his hands in India. Data entry specialist, graphic designer, inbound call expert, outbound call expert, you name it. Go to StaffingBeaver.com and schedule a discovery call with Rob. Mention I

sent you, Yanni, and you'll get 10% off your first placement fee. We should do a hotline. Yannis Papas our hotline. And use them. And use them. Yeah. How do you like them, Apple Staffing Beaver? Let people call, and then they can them. And use them. Yeah. How do you like them, Apple staffing beaver? Let people call and then they can send

their questions or whatever. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. Or something. I don't know. News tips, stories. I'll get a headdress

and a crystal ball. Something, yeah. So what does he say? Office space, no. Supplies, question, get out of here. Global talent is the hack to growing your business faster.

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