Yannis Pappas Hour - Taylor’s NFL & Vivek “Nostradomy”

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

The NFL is rigged for the libby boo hoos? Yanni analyzes the Taylor Swift conspiracy and the Trump lawsuit that has awarded 83 mil to a stalwart young lady.  Check out Prize Picks here: https://www.prizepicks.com/podcast?&utm_source=Podcast&utm_medium=PodcastAds&utm_campaign=100depositmatch&utm_content=YannisPappasHour&utm_term=YANNIS?invite_code=YANNIS Bonus episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni do stand up live in your town: Ticket links: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows Join our highlights page for highlight clips from the episodes: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykw

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Go check them out. I'll be in Raleigh, North Carolina and more. Welcome to the Yannisappas Hour, everyone. We are in a holding pattern of news until the election happens, until Russia wins or Ukraine wins, or we get into a civil war over wire. There's a lot of states that are ganging up right now, getting ready. Governor Hot Wheels says he's ready. He's ready if federal troops come down.

The Civil War Part 2 might be coming. It's a sequel. Who knows if it'll be as good as the first one. There's prisons in Louisiana. The AP did a big report on prisons in Indiana using prison labor to fund all of our McDonald's burgers and everything else. And it sounds a lot like slavery. Um, so that is happening as well. Other than that, it's just E. Jean Carroll.

That's her name. Uh, in a Bergdorf Goodman's, um, dressing room. She got blasted. She got pinky blasted by aman's dressing room. She got blasted. She got pinky blasted by a guy running for office, and she got 83 milli for it. And coincidentally, or is it coincidentally, the governor of New York is trying to expand the meaning of rape because in New York State, I think it has to be penile penetration,

which the jury found in the Trump case, they couldn't prove it was penile penetration. They thought it was just, it was index finger penetration. So it doesn't constitute the legal definition of rape. So the timing's weird. The timing's weird that New York expands the legal definition of rape. So there, uh, I, the timing's weird. The timing's weird that New York has expands a legal definition of rape to include many forms of non-consensual sexual conduct. So don't touch anyone in New York. New York is just, look, getting into the metaverse,

getting into the virtual reality is going to have a lot of benefits one of them will be it'll be impossible to touch someone in New York that'll be good you'll be safe US and China met over fentanyl two twins were reunited on TikTok and syphilis is back

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his name is the show's not big enough yeah it's they don't they don't care nobody's coming to look for us for let's get ready to rumble but really let's get ready to rumble are we going into iran we lost some troops three brave troops were killed by um iranian drones in jordan and biden says he's thinking up a response that response isn't going to be an email i'll tell you that right now we uh we got war hawks on the left and the right. We have for a long time. We have a weapons industrial complex. Weapon sales soared because of the Ukraine war. And then the Israeli war weapons, the weapon industry is seeing record profits. And the stock market broke a record. Biden's stock market is soaring, baby.

Broke a record the other day. And if you own weapons stock, always good. Is that considered a blue blood? A blue blood? Yeah, is that considered like a blue chip? Yeah, like Raytheon or some of those other ones? Dude, you gotta. You gotta buy a little bit of that.

You gotta buy a little bit of that and then just go like this for a shooting or a war or it's gonna happen um so who knows what he's gonna do who knows what's gonna happen at the border right they put the wire up there the states are uniting the states that uniting are they're all former slave states for the most part. I don't think Rhode Island's getting in on it. I don't think Pennsylvania is getting in on it. I don't think the Northeast is getting in on, you know,

aligning themselves with, with Texas. We're going to have a world war in America. The accesses and the coalitions are forming. Now here's the point. Will NATO get involved? Will we be attacked? Like, you know, when we had a former civil war and we had a revolution, there was European powers who got involved on both sides, right?

The French were helping us against the British. Some Indian tribes linked up with the British or the French. They all got involved in some way. with the British or the French, they all got involved. It's in some way like, are we going to have NATO troops coming in on the side of, of the federal, or are they going to side with Texas?

Who's going to happen? Like what's going to happen? Russia's going with who Texas, right? There's going to be alliances forming. Who's Somalia going to align with? Let's ask Ilhan Omar because whatever, nothing's going to happen. She is in government only to make sure Somalia gets what it needs.

And she gave a speech about that. She made that very clear that Somalia and Somalian interests are safe as long as she's in office because she is there to represent Somalia. And of course, Ron DeSantis wants her to catapult her out of the country. He wants to shoot her out like a fucking inter ballistic continental missile, inter ballistic continental missile, inter ballistic continental missile. And her head kind of looks like a missile head. He wants to shoot her right out back into Somalia.

Her speech was crazy dog. Her speech. I watched her speech. Now here's, here's the thing. I don't know if she could ever claim like, you know, anyone having the interest of israel in mind in in congress anymore um like you're like oh thinking about a foreign country

it's like well you just said you were also thinking about a foreign country another thing she was also alluding to like somalia getting some lands back that were lost in the civil war you know alluding to a war over there that's tough so what happened was i don't know if you know this the um first of all this is the first time i ever learned that there was a somalia land you know that there's two countries named somalia because it's part of the it's part of the who gives a shit world it's part of the world you just wish you know goes away but the ambassador from um she's the ambassador from somaliland and it's a different country than somalia she um she goes furthermore her use of ethno-racist rhetoric didn't escape attention

and left many with a deep sense of disappointment. So she tweeted the ambassador from Somaliland. She also said her ignorance of U.S. Somaliland cooperation, the fight against terror and piracy in the Gulf of Aden and Gulf of, yeah, because Somaliland's probably stopping the Somali pirates, right? But I think they're all ethnically Somali. Who knows? But she did say in the speech that she's Somali first, Muslim second, and American ninth.

So she was basically saying specifically troubling were her endeavors to revive the once violent and dangerous ideology of greater Somalia or Somali wane, which caused so much death, destruction and conflict in the Horn of Africa. So she was alluding to like some lost lands and it's not forgotten and we'll get them back. And so I guess that there was a big civil war over there and a lot of people died and she was, she was coming in hard for Somalia and the lands that they lost, you know, now that things are settled down. So that made this ambassador upset.

And it also like, she just lost all her, I mean, her speech was a hard, right white supremacist. You could see like when she said our blood is tied to the soil you could just you could really replace um the word like somali and put the white man and it would be a hard right-wing nativist white supremacist argument for her uh for america you know um she also claimed that while in congress no one will take somalia's seas the united states will not back others to rob us

because i guess ethiopia and kenya there's border disputes. There's water piracy. There's arguments over sea rights. Whatever's going on over there, they're killing each other. But they're all African. So I'm okay with it because as long as everyone is sensitive to everyone's culture,

there's no racism. That's the only thing. If I don't see racism, murder's fine. There's just no racism. There's no colonialism. So it's just all it's really these people got to settle it for themselves. That's it. But she's got Somalia's back hard.

Now she was just probably trying to win over her demographic over there, right? Like just talking hard, you know? So she's a politician. I don't think she really cares or believes in anything. You know,

she was speaking Somalia and then she joked that she doesn't speak it that well. I mean, she's got a honka-tonk for a, for a boyfriend. So I think she's just a typical politician, but it was a surprising speech. And that's,

what's funny about it is you could easily just substitute it for white. And you're going like that, that speech, that speech is a hard, right? It was odd to hear out of a progress, a progressive's mouth, you know,

it's like, she's all progressive in the stakes, but when it comes to Somalia, she's a fucking, she's a hawk dog. She is a like she's all progressive in the stakes but when it comes to somalia she's a fucking she's a hawk dog she is a greater somalia you know you could call her a she's like a zionist she's like or a or a militant jihadist greater syria advocate she goes hard. She wants to see Lanz return to Somalia. So Elon is, DeSantis wants to deport her. No left-wing publications have picked up on it. It was only in the Post that I saw her speech.

I think it's significant news considering the ambassador from Somaliland tweeted about it. It's significant because of what she said. She's clearly saying, I'm in the House to represent Somalia. And while I'm here, we're going to push this for Somalia. You're going like, don't you represent America? That would be like just giving a speech going like, I'm just whatever Greece wants. We're going with Greece, which probably, you know, a Greek politician would probably say to a room full of Greeks.

So it's like probably one of those things. Who knows? I don't know. It's racist. It's all racist. Anyway, like I said, the big games, the big's coming up, the election and the Super Bowl. And conservatives are really losing their mind about football being rigged.

It's all over the place. They just don't buy the results of the Chiefs season. And they believe that the NFL has rigged this outcome for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey to ride off into the sunset and then make a massive Biden endorsement. So basically this whole season is for Biden. Do you buy it?

Football is the easiest game to fix, right? The refs can just throw a flag 15 yard penalty a quarterback can miss some throws you get to a quarterback or maybe a running back maybe a running back but they switch those a lot yeah but like a timely fumble timely fumble could do the trick do the trick but the refs really whole i mean you more than any sport a ref can sway a game. Holding happens almost on any play. They can call it or not. A roughing the passer, a guy trips over,

breathes on the quarterback after he throws. Vivek Ramaswamy went with the hard data that he has. he full-blown speculated that the Super Bowl will be rigged for the Chiefs to set the stage for Taylor Swift's Biden endorsement. Why can't... I don't know if we have... I mean, the guy speaks well, you know. He says a lot of good things, but I don't know if we have. I mean, the guy speaks well, you know. He says a lot of good things,

but I don't know if we have any truly serious candidates left, man. Because I hate doing this because it really doesn't make for good internet content. I just can't help it. Why couldn't she just endorse it anyway? What's the difference? What's the difference in her endorsement if the Chiefs win or they lose

i'm asking you give me a give me a good reason why a chief's win boosts her endorsement she's not on the football field right so i don't get it and she just had the biggest concert tour of all time yeah she don't need the nfl plenty of fans she makes more money than the NFL. She's not only a billionaire, she's more than a billionaire. Her tour did a billion dollars. So that doesn't even count all the money she's made in her entire career. Her tour this year,

was it one year? Was it one year? She did a one year tour that grossed a billion dollars. She clearly is the darling of america if anything travis kelsey's relationship hurts this broad oh look at she's dating a wigger who plays for the chiefs oh this rabbit hole gets pretty deep look at this i didn't realize this is this who's saying this this is the fact he went full tinfoil hat. Is he sure? Because it says Jack Posobiec, who is the Pizza Hut guy.

I mean, the Pizzagate guy. Oh, okay. So, but this is, I guess, what's going on behind the, you know, this is the story. On X. On X. This is what's circulating on X. Besides fucking deep, deep fakes of Taylor Swift squirting. Those were bad.

squirting. Those were bad. Which, thank God, Elon Musk lifted the ban on searching her name. She got upset about that. She's a classy girl. Let's be honest. She's a classy girl. She's the classy girl.

Anyway, so thinking this is what Pizzagate guy Jack Anyway, so thinking that this is what Pizzagate guy, Jack Posobiec said, he said, quote, thinking about when Taylor Swift called out the Soros family in 2019 for buying the rights to her music and then how she came out a super liberal in 2020, pese wrote him who's widely known yeah so what does that mean she came out for to soros right she got the payday from soros right he bought her whole catalog and then now she's a super liberal so he said i'll buy all your music what does it have to do with the nfl it's just part of the part of the whole thing yeah the whole thing right maybe it's funner dude i i i don't know so vivek this is what he said so he responded to him thinking back about when taylor swift called out the

soros family and tune that for buying wait calling them out for buying the rights was so she was was she upset that they bought the rights maybe she was. But then why would she come out as super liberal? I don't know. It's funny that we're spending time on this. The Vax says, I wonder who's going to win the Super Bowl next month. And I wonder if there's a major presidential endorsement coming from an artificially, culturally propped up culture this fall. Couple.

Couple. First of all, they're not artificially propped up culture this fall couple couple uh first of all they're not artificially propped up um the people the everyone wants to see the cutaways to hate on them or i guess artificially maybe to get women interested but women hey like my wife hates my wife wants the chiefs to lose because she hates taylor swift oh maybe that's from because she's from long island but she hates she hates women in football she's one's because she's from Long Island, but she hates women in football. She's one of those. She's like, why is there a female ref? She gets it,

basically. You trained her well. I didn't do anything. I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing. She came in as a perfectly formed diamond. Long Island trained her well. She's one of those my wife so she's going she saw the chiefs one and she was like oh damn she's got it i gotta see more taylor swift um i i don't know i just don't see what the difference if someone would just take a moment to think about what the difference would

be. She's still massive. Her endorsement, I don't think the Chiefs winning is going to increase the magnitude of her endorsement. Plus you already know what it's going to be. You know what it's going to be. There's no surprise. So the Chiefs winning, what does that do? Yeah. Maybe they're going to get Kermit the Frog to come out for Biden. Right. Yeah. Do they think really? You know that Kelsey catch he made? That crazy catch he made? They think that was rigged?

I mean, you think the D-backs are just going easy on him? The safeties are just letting it happen? He did have a massive game. Yeah, he played well. But before he started Dayton Taylor Swift, he was probably the best tight end of all time, him and Gronk. I mean, he's better than Gronk, I think, at this point, you could say. Maybe, right? Well, we'll see.

He's the all-time. He just passed Jerry Rice as the all-time reception yard leader in the postseason. He's a Hall of Famer. It's impressive. Yeah, he's impressive. He's an impressive kid. I don't think this is true.

I hate to say it. I just don't think the NFL's rigged. If it's rigged, it's not rigged for politics. Because most of the NFL fans are right. Okay? You could probably make a direct correlation between football fan and Republican. It's not a Democrat love in sport. It's a Republican love.

Democrats like tennis and swimming and chess. They like pickleball. They like hacky sack. They like the WNBA. They like volleyball tournaments. And they like women's gymnastics.

They're not going to gonna you know Bud Light's making a comeback with the Super Bowl with their big ad not to win over coastal elites in rim glasses they're not going after the glasses they're not going after the Warby Parker market they're going after the Carhartt market

Carhartt Market. Carhartt Jackets. He was very good before he started dating Taylor Swift. I think this is her last relationship, to be honest with you. I don't think they break up. I think Taylor comes from a good home. I really do think her parents supported her. I think that she got a lot of love, and that's why she became so big. A lot of love and support. I think her parents are still together, right? And I think she knows

she did the billion dollar tour. And I think now she wants to settle down with a football player, right? She's the popular girl. She wants the football player and she wants those jeans. She's got the blonde hair. She's probably got the German roots. The breeding thing is just in these people. She just sees big tall strong germanic looking football player and they're just trying to make an uber they're just trying to make another they're trying to make a nazi baby they're trying to make a hitler's wet dream talented singer tall she's tall he's tall um she's going to be campaigning for him regardless, right? She's going to tweet out Biden.

There ain't no way she's going for Trump. It would be so funny though. If, if, if Travis is a Trump dude and he, he like the Dick, the D so good that he converts her. Like he's got that R r kelly mind control stuff on taylor that would be so funny if if she just came out and flipped the lid and just said because you know snoop just flipped that's right yeah a lot of rappers are flipping yeah a lot of rap a lot of blacks are flipping um but it would be so funny if taylor just now that the tour is over. Dude, that is game over. Dude, that would be game over if Taylor came out for Donnie Trump.

Yeah. But it won't happen. I think she's blue. I think she runs blue. Even though her family from Pennsylvania is probably not happy about it. Yeah, she endorsed Biden in 2020. She'll endorse him again.

But everyone knows, like you said, there's no surprises. No surprises. There's no surprises. If the 49ers win, what does Vivek Rizwami do? They're not going to win, right? Because I think they're... It could be a good game.

It could be a good game. 49ers got a good defense. They got D.B.O. Samuel. Brock Purdy's playing well. That first half was atrocious. But if they carry that second half momentum in but the Chiefs got that they got that champion they played they have that

experience like you saw the way the Ravens just kind of they weren't they couldn't meet the moment Mahomes is a winner yeah they're just winners he's a winner he's competitive and they make the big plays when they need them so but if I want the 49ers to win.

I got no dog in this fight. I'll probably put money on the Chiefs, but I want the 49ers to win because I just want it to burst. Like Tim Poole tweeted, how old were you when you found out the NFL was rigged? Like they're going all in on the conspiracy that it's rigged. So I want the 49ers to win just so all these people got a backpedal. And then they'll probably go, look, what they did was they wanted to make

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I encourage everyone to watch it. That's in between Real Housewives? Dude, no. Listen, I started watching the beginning. I just clicked on it. And I think most people have watched. I know most women have watched it. It was a massive show.

I don't know how many dudes turned into that. It's worth turning into. It's worth watching. Because the level of fucking sick that Robert Kelly is. I have a friend, Robert Kelly. His real name is Robert Kelly. How sick R. Kelly was, the whole time I'm watching, your mouth is open the whole time about what he did to these women like these girls. I mean, they're 14, 15, 16, 17.

He picked a girl up. So his first trial. Right. Well, he got acquitted on. Right. Which was crazy to begin with. The whole thing is crazy that he started. It started 30 years ago

when he started banging a 14-year-old Aaliyah. She was 14. He married her when she was 15, and they were on the cover of major music magazines together talking about the wedding, and everyone was fine with it. The music industry just gets a pass.

Mick Jagger, I think, boned his friend's teenage girl. You look at the Beatles song, she was just 17. I think the music industry is really the devil's plaything. So it started with him marrying a 15-year-old girl that he started boning when she was 14 years old. For 30 years, this dude had a sex cult of teenagers living in his house that he made pee in a bucket he if they were bad he made them eat his shit to punish them and to bond on them to show loyalty he would eat they couldn't talk they had to call him daddy he peed in their mouths dude he was sick he was a sick kid so he picked up this 16 year old that he met

at outside the courthouse during the trial i mean it is nuts it is a nuts documentary um crazy dude he got got away. The Me Too movement was bound to happen because of dudes like this. He controlled every aspect of these chicks' lives. And yo, a lot of these chicks were bangers.

They were like, they bonafide bangers. And he videotaped it all. The jurors like watched it and the worst is like these girls had to give the testimony about what he would do to them and like the parents were there just sitting there and supposedly one of the videos had his music in it and r kelly r kelly at the table started going while they're playing started singing along he started he was pounding the table like he was playing the keyboard to his own started he was pounding the table like he was

playing the keyboard to his own music he was like he was like i'm on trial i'm gonna go away forever i got all these multiple fucking child rape charges but yo he did he did the same thing people did when they found out the news they were like yo he's he's he's holding these kids hostage from their parents he's's peeing in them. He's making them eat shit. And then everyone just goes, but I believe I can fly. So he just did what everybody else did. He said, fuck all that noise.

Listen to this. Listen to this shit. And here's the thing. I mean, the dude is so talented. It's crazy. I remember he did some performance. He did some song on Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Fallon

and it was like acapella and I remember watching it going like this is nuts dude the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away I don't know if we'll ever find out a guy who's like immensely talented who doesn't have like what do you think Justin Timberlake's doing behind closed doors

people gotta balance themselves out right is he just a good guy no way there's no way right there's got to be something wrong with this guy has anyone gone to his basement and seen what's going on in the basement there's something going on we need to get vivek on this we got to give vivek's first so you don't buy that the nfl's rigged oh hell no you don't buy it one bit no We need to get Vivek on this. We got to get Vivek. Vivek's first. So you don't buy that the NFL's rigged? Oh, hell no. You don't buy it one bit?

No. What's in it for them? Like you said, what's in it for Taylor Swift? They're already the biggest sport. Yeah. Like how could they get bigger? Yeah. The Super Bowl gets something like 100 million viewers. It's the biggest American sport.

Now you know how much a commercial's going for this year? What is it, a trillion? $7 million a spot. So, I mean, what's in it for them? Nothing. Maybe the games are tighter. Like, I don't understand. And does the NFL—

Remember all those Super Bowl blowouts? Like, why— Did they put a magnet on the ball? When David Kyrie made that catch, it was like a magnet on it. How do you rig that? They're not complaining that Taylor's showing up at the game. It's good publicity, obviously. Yeah, but they don't need it. They don't need it. They don't on it. How do you rig that? They're not complaining that Taylor's showing up at the game. It's good publicity, obviously. Yeah, but they don't need it.

They don't need it. They don't need it. It's still the highest rating show weekly. Sunday Night Football is the highest rating show. You know who benefited the most from it? Yeah, this is why, you know, you could just tell people are yelling on X from their emotional brain.

They don't take a second to think about it. Well, it's kind of depressing because this is the state of our political debate. It's the state of, um, it's the state of our culture. It's not only in politics, it's the state of our culture where people want to get clicks and views. And it's just much more salacious. You got to remember all these people are just content creators, you know? So our show gets low numbers because I just said something that's like kills everyone's ball.

I'm a, I'm a, I'm the buzzkill. Dude, it's a party to talk about how it's rigged. And I'm a buzzkill going like, all right, let's look at,

let's look at the, first of all, if anything's rigged, it's not going to be rigged for politics and it's not going to be rigged for the democratic party because football's all Republican, right? They have military fucking flyovers. They got camouflage hats.

Yeah. They got the cancer and the race shit in there, but that's being good people in a lot of ways, right? They have military fucking flyovers. They got camouflage hats. Yeah, they got the cancer and the race shit in there, but that's being good people in a lot of ways, right? Yeah, the kid kneeled and all that shit, but that hurt football. As soon as the liberal thing got into football, it hurt football, right? The kneeling and the Black Lives Matter.

All conspiracies are about money. If there's a conspiracy, it's not about like, we're going to do the right thing. Or we're not. You think these people care about who's in office? They want money, dude. They're in a business.

So they're already, number one. Number two, voting blue or telling people to vote blue from a football perspective doesn't help football one bit. So there's just no motive. You know who this does help? And this is just too true and too small for Tim Pool to care about or Tim Pool to tweet. It helps the Kansas City Chiefs merch and Kelsey merch.

You know who's got helped the most by this is Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey was not the sought after sponsor. I mean, the kid's on every fucking commercial now this is Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey was not the sought after sponsor. I mean, the kids on every fucking commercial now because he's Mr. Swift. He ain't wearing the pants in that fucking relationship. She is the Beyonce of this relationship and he's not even Jay Z. He's a football player.

He's a good one. Yeah. So Tim pool, my favorite fucking guy tweets he tweeted how old did he erase it i saw the tweet he goes how old were you when you learned that the here he goes taylor swift went on the record crushing the soros oh went on the record here we go went on to re-record all her songs crushing the soros investments value so she was upset that soros yeah this is confused i guess she had a beef back in the day yeah her songs weren't on spotify for a long time yeah tim you

know maybe because tim cool maybe because she wasn't like thinking all fucking political at the time. She just was mad that her songs got bought or whatever, right? I don't know enough about this. I know nothing about it. So I'm just going to stop talking. There it is. How old were you when you learned the NFL was fake? That's a strong assertion.

That's a strong assertion. I just don't see who's going to benefit Vivek. And doesn't Vivek look like a guy who knows a lot about football? Anyway, US and China, Biden and Xi have shook hands and China has agreed to curbing fentanyl.

And when Xi shook his hand, he went like this, Chappelle, we'll do whatever we can. Talk about someone not having any interest in helping us curb fentanyl. Well, he doesn't care. It's ruining our country. He loves that. Sure, buddy.

We'll help you out. Sure, pal. I'll get right on. Do you think he said, I'll get right on that in Chinese? Oh, yeah. And then he gave him a fortune cookie. But Chinese agreement expected slow, expected to slow the flow of fentanyl,

but not solve overdose epidemic. Of course not. But let's see if it actually does slow it. Experts say they've agreed to eventually reduce the flow of the deadly opioid fentanyl into the U.S. All the fentanyl comes from China, correct? China is telling its chemical companies to curtail shipments to Latin America and elsewhere.

That'll work. It's so profitable. So it's shipped to Latin America and the materials are used to produce fentanyl, which is largely finished in Mexico. China has also resumed sharing information about suspected trafficking with an international database. Dude, if we can start collaborating again, that'd be great.

Who? China and the United States. Because China could easily lead on Russia and just say, stop it. I mean, they're really China's bitch right now. I mean, Russia's not the player it was. Not even close. If China wanted to take Taiwan, they could do it in three minutes.

Without our help, even if we make weapons for Taiwan, they're taking it in three minutes. You're just pouring 18 million single guys just onto the island. They're just dumping them. They're dumping them. Like, you know, when there's a wildfire

and they dump the chemicals, they're just dumping Chinamen just right over Taiwan. Russia can't even take the Ukraine, dog. Well, we're giving them a couple guns and some tanks. They still can't take it. So this is, everyone should be happy.

If there's any truth to this, please let, let's hope that there is. But I'm not interested in any of this stuff as much as I am that syphilis is back and that these twins got you reunited on TikTok. Finally, TikTok is good for something positive. But the US hasn't seen syphilis numbers this high since the 1950s. And I think

that's because the Democrats, I think Vivek is all over this and Tim Pool. And I think this is because the Democrats want to distract everybody. But supposedly syphilis went down, gonorrhea is up, but syphilis is more dangerous than gonorrhea. They do say like most things that syphilis went down, gonorrhea is up, but syphilis is more dangerous than gonorrhea. They do say, like most things, that syphilis is much more prominent in the gay and bisexual lifestyles. And perhaps that's why syphilis is so back up, because I think all Gen Zs are touching each other's penises.

I just think, I think there's a good chance jared harvin let me tell you something we stayed in apartment it could be that black thing too of like just homo like fear of gay at all times yeah but like at one point i was in my drawers he's like you're in your drawers and i'm like yeah i got a shirt i'm in my drawers we're two dudes even like didn't like that? Huh? You guys were sharing a bed? Yeah, no, not a bed. We were sharing a two-bedroom Airbnb, and I came out of my bedroom. I just get this feeling always that he thinks I'm just going to hop on him.

But maybe it has something to do with the fact that I do a character in a dress. That's right. So maybe he's worried about that. He might have to earn his keep a little bit. He's got to earn his keep. I got no interest in you, Jared. But maybe it's because Gen Zers are there, you know.

Maybe if I say right now, Jared Harvin definitely is bisexual because he's Gen Z. He could sue me for defamation and win some money in New York because this bitch is getting 83 million.'s right and i don't even understand what the fucking facts of the case are it was a bergdorf she got finger blasted in a bergdorf goodman uh dressing room allegedly allegedly um first of all she went on rachel maddow and she so she sewed how she showed what kind of champion

she was for women can we just watch it real quick can you queue it up so it's fast yeah so this is uh e gene carol um and what's best about this is rachel maddow's trying to laugh about it but like and her lawyers trying to laugh about it but they all know what kind of a hot mess it is i mean ms just watch it listen to get um to help shore up women's rights do you know wait pause it pause it what that might be um so what are you gonna you're gonna you said you're gonna shore up a lot of these women's rights by donating to all these groups the answer rich about i was expecting was absolutely we're working with um me too we're working to go to all these charities for domestic uh violence in certain states we want to um we're going after um sexual abuse abortion rights reproductive rights we're

gonna i'm gonna donate i'm donating i'm gonna donate 90 of my pro 10 is gonna go to my and she would should spin it going night 10 has to go to my psychological costs my therapy that i still have to go through because of the nightmare that happened to me um in that bergdorf goodman um dressing room where i got finger blasted by a real estate tycoon. That's what you'd expect. Not saying that last part, but alluding to the fact that the rest of it will go to her and her healing journey and her journey of healing.

So 90% to groups, 10% to her journey of healing. She went off script or true to her script and this was the response. And you can just see Rachel Maddow's phony laugh is the best. And her lawyers couldn't even hide it. Her lawyers were going, hee, hee, hee. They were kicking her under the table. She could file a suit against her lawyers for assault for what they did to her legs under that table

when you heard this response yes rachel yes i had such such great ideas for all the good i'm gonna do with this money first thing rachel you and i are gonna go shopping we're gonna get completely new wardrobes, new shoes, motorcycle for Crowley, new fishing rod for Robbie. Rachel, what do you want? It's your penthouse. It's yours, Rachel. Penthouse and France?

You want France? You want to go fishing in France? No? Oh, all right, all right, okay. That's a joke. That's a joke, everybody. That's a joke. If me fishing in France could do something for women's rights, I would take the hint.

I would obviously take one for the team. As if you need persuasion in that regard. Let me finish with a final question. Awkward. Awkward. You ever see that video of where she lives or whatever no uh pull up eugene carroll's crazy video or home or something eugene carroll's home it's really good these twins on tiktok found each other while you pull that up and it's crazy because they found out that they were kidnapped at the hospital in Georgia.

Georgia's a country in Russia. I'm definitely getting flagged for saying that. Georgia used to be in the USSR. Remember, Putin invaded Georgia in 2008, and apparently over there, the black market, these guys steal the babies. Like they pay off the doctors or whatever. And if like a woman goes into a coma

or something or even not, they steal the babies and sell the babies on the black market. And then Americans end up adopting them and pretending not to know their shady origins. You can't find it, right? All right, so we got it. So watch this.

Listen to this. You can't think in New York if you're dating 16 people, which I would be doing if I were in New York. I called the mouth house because some very distinguished mice live here in my shed.

And on that side, on the door, there was my dog, Marky. She's got a red wig on or red hair. And on that side, on the door that looks like my dog, Marky. Fortuna de la Spunky. She's got a red wig on or red hair. He pulled down his pants. No, just unzipped.

He unzipped his pants. And this is beyond sexual. I mean, legally, he raped you. I don't use the word. I have difficulty with the word. Because you think it is a fight. You don't feel like a victim. I was not thrown on the ground and ravished. The word rape carries so many sexual connotations. This was not, this was not sexual.

It just, it, it hurt. It just, it just, you know, I think most people think rape as a violent assault. I think most people think of rape as being sexy. Rape is sexy. Take a quick break. Cut to commercial. You're fascinating to talk to. Oh, boy. So this was from 30 years ago. And so all the evidence is just her version of it?

Like, is there any witnesses or anything? Or we don't know. It was in a private dressing room in Bergdorforf goodman in her private dressing room he supposedly he storms into her dressing room and just takes her against the wall right that's her allegation did they know each other was there like proof that they knew each other probably or else this would have never went to trial they knew each other maybe at some point well she was a I think she's in a vice columnist. Oh, and he just stormed in there and... There you have it.

$83 million later. So $83 million was for calling her a whack job? Right. Yeah. And she didn't... Well, I mean, if you watch the video, I don't know if you could call that slander. Also, she didn't. Well, I mean, if you watch the video, I don't know if you could call that slander. Also,

she didn't bring the allegations until 30 years later, until he ran for president. It's 30 years ago. Yeah. Yeah. So the rape, the alleged. It's like Kavanaugh.

It's like, right. Why didn't, why didn't they bring those? Why didn't she bring the allegations against Kavanaugh when he was a judge before he was in the Supreme court? allegations against Kavanaugh when he was a judge before he was in the Supreme Court? I don't know.

It's easy to say I could see a possible motive. So he obviously doesn't have to pay the 83 yet because it's going to appeals. And guess what video you will be watching in the appeals, in the appeal court. If you're able to get into that court hearing, you will see that in the appeals in the appeal court. If you were able to get into that court hearing, you will see that Rachel Maddow interview where she talks about what she's

going to do with the buddy. I don't know. I mean, he's a guy who obviously liked the ladies. I could see him doing it. Cause he used to say, I used to just grab, you can just grab them.

Seems like a move that he or maybe they just took that because he says that and said hey let's just make a case where you just grabbed one and then in you know they in court i bet you they said see this is a gentleman who says he likes to do that maybe he was exaggerating there guys guys will do like that or maybe that's his move or maybe he really just used to grab them. I mean, back in the day, I mean, look what R. Kelly was doing 30 years ago. Look at what everyone was doing 30 years ago. It's possible. And look, Donnie T

was, he liked the ladies. He liked the young ladies. And who knows? But, I mean, there's no evidence. I mean, what's the evidence? I guess the evidence is he's running for president. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't want to, yeah, I just don't know. I mean, who can know? How can a jury know? How can you just go on what someone says? Is there any other, there's one fucking witness who heard a commotion in there. Well, she couldn't remember the exact year.

She couldn't remember the exact date. And then she brought a dress in that she wore supposedly when it happened. And they looked at when the dress was manufactured and the dress wasn't manufactured until years later. So a lot of the details that she provided didn't really add up. So that's not looking very good at all. That's not looking very good at all that's not looking very good at all it looks it very it appears that they're trying to really really want them they don't want to run against them and they just really want to take them down i mean the russia things i mean and then you bring that up and they go, it wasn't bullshit. They got 17 indictments or something like that.

But they got some Papadakis kid. They got some who was accepting the help from the Russians or open to hearing it or whatever. Yeah, he was a little wild by saying Russia, if you're listening. He was wild by saying to Ukraine, if you release this, I'll give you, he was doing, he was wild by saying to Ukraine, if you release this, I'll give you financial. I mean, he's wild. He's absolutely wild. He's unprofessional.

He said some fucking wild things. He's tweeted some fucking wild things. He's absolutely predictably unpredictable, I'd say. He's not responsible with the things he says as the president, for sure. But everyone forgets back then they were alleging that he was like a Russian asset. They were alleging like he was a direct Russian asset. And there was some tape where he was. I mean, maybe this was this during the surviving R. Kelly? That came out in 2018.

When was the election? 2020. No, no, 2016. 2016. Yeah. So that was probably around the time they were making surviving R. Kelly. You think maybe they just threw surviving R. Kelly

in like, hey, he likes to get peed on or peeing. Supposedly that dossier, he was like, he peed on some Russian hooker, which also I could see happening as well. I could see him asking a Russian hooker to pee on him. I could see it, but there's no evidence of it. And that thing just kind of went away. It just kind of was like, in fact,

what ended up happening was Hillary Clinton's campaign ended up paying a fine for that, $250,000 fine for that. Well, they funded the Steele dossier, didn't they? Because they funded the Steele dossier, they got fined $250,000 fine for that. Well, they funded the Steele dossier, didn't they? Because they funded the Steele dossier, they got fined $250,000. The Russian investigation did bear some fruits, though. There was some, right? There was

some, I remember there was some, but nothing that directly got to Trump. You know, a couple people in his campaign, whatever, but nothing that touched the Teflon Don. Um, so they really have been trying to stop him. There's a real fear of him, the dictator thing. Um, it only makes it worse, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I agree with you. with you it's it looks like they're weaponizing

the doj to go to take him out to try like 91 indictments it feels very third world yeah he doesn't help his cause by just going on and on about how the election was rigged well they're feeding the beast by doing this with all these allegations and all these you know indictments they're just feeding his his his um you know. What he's saying. What he's saying. Yeah, they're just making it look more and more like. A conspiracy. A conspiracy to get him.

And then you look at this together individual. Maybe because of what happened to her in that dressing room, she's like that. Or maybe she's just quirky. I can't judge. Be careful. She's litigious. She is very litigious.

30 years later, 30 years later on her own, decided to come forward. It is what it is. It is what it is. This issue will come down to who's got more charisma. So let's do the matchup. Okay. This is an MMA matchup. Who's got more charisma. So let's do the matchup, okay? This is an MMA matchup. Who's got the farther reach?

I think Biden's got the farther reach because there's just more Democrats in the country. So by the numbers, you know, if there was no electoral college, I don't know if there would be a Republican. It would be so hard to get a Republican in, right? You got those states, they got no people, but they got, they got votes, electoral college votes. So he's, so the reach advantage we give to Biden,

the experience, political experience you give to Biden, the youth you give to Trump, which is a soft give, because he's, he's also no spring chicky. The nine rappers who are supporting Donald Trump. Who do you give the gift of gab game? That's a big advantage. That's a big advantage. That's a big advantage that's a big advantage that's a big

big advantage a huge advantage the knockout blows knockout power we'll say that knockout power i'm going to give to donald trump i'm going to give donald trump the nod scandals i'm going to give biden there's just one there's just one laptop on him and the other stuff just doesn't stick i mean he plagiarized the whole fucking thing when he was a professor or something but it just doesn't stick it just doesn't stick uh trump's got a lot more scandals whether they're created i don't even think if even if you take away the ones that you suspect are created the kid's got a lot of scandals he did say on a hot mic he likes to grab women by the pussy and that was one of the many things he's done he's got a lot of scandals but don't worry a little pump's coming out for him

he's got a little pump the rap world may be they used to embrace him so much they may be re-embracing coming back they may be coming back they got betty the butcher betty the butcher Benny the Butcher. Benny the Butcher is coming out hard for Trump. OGZ is on board. Waka Flocka Flame. He's got Waka. He's got Waka Flocka's on board. Azalea Banks is on board. We got some heavy hitters. We got Bad man kivo these are these are basically the scott baio of rappers

the republicans always get the like second string celebrities i don't know we've been out of the game for a while so we don't know who's hot you know i don't kodak black is he hot jared could tell us i don't but this ain't mainstream't mainstream, guys. You're not getting like a... Chief Keef. Chief Keef, you're not getting any... Who are you talking about? Jay-Z's retired, though. But you're not getting any even like big, though.

You're not getting a Drake. You're not getting... Who else? Yeah, we're out of the game, man. Yeah, I'm telling you. Who are the big rappers now? Chief Keef might be huge, right? I know Chance the Rapper.

Chance the Rapper ain't no way going red. Who's Eminem vote for? I don't know. But how do you think Machine Gun Kelly and Meek Mill celebrated the Lions loss? You think they called each other and popped a bottle of champagne? Remember he destroyed Meek Mill and Ja Rule? Who? Eminem. He destroyed all their careers. Big Lions fan Ja Rule. Who? Eminem.

He destroyed all their careers. Big Lions fan, yeah. I mean, dog. I mean, the kid Machine Gun Kelly put on a pink wig after that and started doing rock and roll after that battle. So there's no way that Machine Gun Kelly didn't celebrate that Lions loss. So there you have it, folks. It's coming down to the border versus abortion

so and the tell of the tape which which issue do you think is gonna hurt who more will abortion because the border hurts the democrats and abortion hurts the republicans i believe the majority of the population is female i mean right now there was an article that was like 40,000. I don't even remember how many thousands of rape babies that are coming into the world. It's going to be an interesting future in America with migrants and rape babies. I mean, there's just going to be a whole, do you know that these kids are, they're being born from a rape because these States have no allowances for rape. so the women in order not to go to jail they had to give birth to a rapist's baby jesus christ i mean the rape number is insane what is

it like yeah pull up the art i mean there's an article how many women are getting raped and i think rape happens a lot man i think it happens a lot a lot of rapes going down in mississippi dude i think that's the only way that happens in mississippi i don't what do you think they do a date night in mississippi go to applebee's i mean dog the reading level and we wanted to look at the mississippi's reading level outside of the university of mississippi is pretty bad oh damn alaska so the highest rape rate in America, 134 rapes per 100,000 inhabitants. The lowest rape was found in New Jersey with only 16.

So listen, ladies, if you don't want to get raped, Jersey's your place. Yeah, unfortunately, I think it happens a lot. I really do think it happens a lot. I really do think it happens a lot. Um, I think a lot of ugly stuff happens a lot more than we're comfortable with. I think there's a lot of abusive women. Um, I think it's gotten a lot better. It's obviously not nearly as bad as India's problem, but, um, let's see where, well, that's CNN. But anyway, yeah, there was an article

that just came out about what's expected, what's projected to be the births from forced births from rape. You know, obviously there's going to be some, maybe the number's inflated, but there's going to be some, maybe the number is inflated, but there's going to be some babies born. I mean, how do you, you can't cold plunge that away

when you grow up knowing that you are a rape baby. That's good. Dude, you know that adopted kids have like a, there's like a, it's like a proven, but study after study that they have like the high, I have a, that group has a high rate of criminality because they were, it's just like the chances of you becoming messed up if you were adopted are higher. I mean, look at Jodorowska. Um, imagine being, because obviously you were unwanted and given away, and that's just a hole that's hard to fill. But imagine you coming into the force to the world as a rape baby.

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