Yannis Pappas Hour - The Mafia’s New Prohibition & Smurfs

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

Is the mafia running abortions like they did alcohol during Prohibition? Were the Smurfs secretly a cult, or were they Muslim or Catholic? Yanni throws some credit to NYC Mayor Eric Adams for doing something good because, hey, the guy needs it! Target is slashing prices for the holidays, so stock up now before the election night riots hit! Plus, a man wakes up just before his heart was about to be donated in one of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard.   Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Kalshi You can sign up using my link - https://kalshi.com/YANNIS and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit! Hims Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com /YANNIS for your personalized ED treatment options.

Good day everybody, welcome to another Yannis Papas Hour. Remember always say what you want and then do like George W Bush and duck because the shoes coming at your head a proverbial shoe and he threw out the first pitch recently and I saw it on tape and it wasn't like that strike that he threw when he was a bomb in the Middle East. So seems like a good guy I want him to paint a picture of me to be honest with you. He's a good artist. I would love to get a painting by George W. Bush who everyone just loves now because I think people realize he was just a guy who ate cheeseburgers who had a lower class accent, but was really a

oligarch family member and that's just America you come with a little sling Oh, yeah I can have a cheeseburger with this guy and that was George W and that's how everyone feels about him because they realized the guy with the AI Electronic heart was behind everything Liz Cheney's dad So that's what it is. So Liz Cheney. She's out for Trump She doesn't like Trump Cheney doesn't like Trump Cheney endorsed Kamala Harris We don't know if that was good for Kamala Harris. We don't know Liz Cheney I think she's still in the view. Is she on The View? Is she Roseanne Barr? I don't know. I don't know what she's doing. I don't know if she's still in Congress. She's one of these stars

from the new Hollywood that is DC, you know, where it's just a reality TV show and Liz Cheney's involved tangentially or directly. I don't remember. I don't know. All I know is I got a Smurf shirt on. So it's a good day for us to talk about a boar son. A boar son. I'm gonna pronounce it differently so nobody gets crazy. Studies have shown that women are having a boar sons. If you think about it, it's an a boar son. It's a son that couldn't, that was a boar son. He was a bo board. Yeah. jettisoned. Why don't they just call it jettisoned? jettisoned? Why don't they call it catapulted? That they they're saying that even since Roe v Wade, the chicks are still finding a way around prohibition

to get their little baby be gone alcohol. They're finding a way. It looks like maybe the mafia might be getting in on this. This may be the new biz, right? They got in on alcohol, made Al Capone a star, a multimillionaire, and someone we celebrate, like all the true crime documentaries that we watch of horrible people. Everyone's into the Menendez brothers right now. I find it disturbing.

I don't know why we're watching that. I don't know why people want to sit down and watch a father who banged out his kids and made them want to kill him. We could just let sleeping dogs lie there. I mean, we know the story why recreate it I want more bluey for adults I want a movie with it bluey as an adult trying to go to trying to go to Disneyland and

He falls in love or she you see they get you cuz it's bluey, but it's a female It's a Psy op we covered it on a patreon patreon.com slash Yannis Pappas hour I just want more wholesome content. Is that too much to ask? Like the Smurfs. What the hell was going on there? What the hell was going on in the Smurf community? A thousand dudes, one girl. How did they get those thousand dudes? Just from her womb? What's going on? Who are the sickos that create these cartoons? Bluey, he's a girl. See, I even say he's a girl, I didn't even do that on

purpose. Bluey's a girl. Bluey's a girl, even though his name's Bluey and he's blue. He's a girl. She, Bluey, is a she. And also Smurfette is a chick and she also wore high heels. Like, are you gonna be wearing high heels if you walk around the forest where there's rocks and stuff like that? I don't think so. I don't think so. So they made her like a girly girl and they made her cute.

And I just wonder what kind of cult, what kind of cult fantasy was the Smurfs? Where it was just a bunch of dudes and one girl. Who was making those Smurfs? Were they all just running a train on Smurfette? What's the deal with that? And then Papa Smurf? What's going on? Was that his daughter? Was he pimping her out to make all these smurfs so they could have a little cult community? I mean really? This was like a

Jesus cult and he's wearing red which is the color of the bloods. So this was a gang. This was a gang and they were blue. They were trying to bring the crypts and the bloods together with blue and red. Way before. Only problem was beard was white and there are no white crypts and bloods. They're just not, there's no white, just like there's, I don't know if there's any black Mormons, There should be a few.

Maybe there's a few black Smurfs, but they're blue. So are they just all blue? So they're not diverse? They didn't let any other, are there any other Smurfs from different ethnicities? They're just one ethnicity? What kind of Nazi cult kind of fantasy was this created from?

Who's Nazi brain? One pure race of blue Smurfs with one girl. What kind of homoerotic slash racially pure fantasy was this? And why has nobody looked into it before I decided to do a full full full full investigation on the Smurfs? We're gonna find out what's going on We're not gonna talk about it at all and I didn't plan on talking about it But it just came up and I just think it's weird that nobody ever thought it was weird I thought I thought maybe I'd mention that but I don't know how we got from a borse on

To the Smurfs, but maybe because Smurfette was having zero of those, she was having zero of those, they were Catholic perhaps or Muslim, maybe the Smurfs were Muslim. Whatever they were, they were not Portland liberals. They were not taking the abortion pill, which is what all these chicks are taking. They're going out of state or they're getting the abortion pill, which is more convenient anyway, and takes the pressure off the doctors, right? So if I was a doctor, I'd go, I'm going back,

I'm going back to podiatry school anyway, because that was a little hot. It was a little, there was a little heat every time I showed up for work. I had to pass baby signs and all this stuff. Time to operate on some feet and lower my stress level. Take the pill. There's a pill that's available

that's provided by the new mafia. It's gotta be, they're gonna rush in, right? Cause there's a huge demand. So either the cartels or the mafia are gonna rush in and provide these abortion pills but I think pharmaceutical companies are the gang that controls that so far but once it goes illegal then you're gonna get your abortion pill with a little fentanyl in it and that's gonna be weird because the mother's gonna be trying to get rid of the baby and then the pills

gonna get rid of them both so that's's what's going to happen. That's what the deal is. This is the Honest Papas Hour. Stick around for more weekly updates on what is going on in your beloved red, white, and blue collection of countries that all speak the same language, the United States of America, or as we like to call it, the United States of advertising. This is the like to call it, the United States of advertising. This is Dionis Pappas hour.

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But it seems like women are still doing it you can't stop these ladies man It's like trying to convince your wives and girlfriends to stop watching the Real Housewives. It's not going to happen. It's just something women like and they want. And I think it just comes down to the fact that we're going to have to agree that like, hey, if you're against it, then you don't do it, right? Or something like that. And if you're for it, you can do it, and then you can just continue to yell at each other, because I don't know, I don't know how this is gonna work. But it doesn't seem to be working.

Or they'll try to close the loopholes, and then it'll go black market like it used to with the coat hangers and things like that. It's one of those things where you go, I'm morally against this, but so what's that going to do? You know, it's not going to stop it. I'm morally against a lot of things. Doesn't mean it's going to stop it, right? It's like saying you're morally against prostitution. You think that's going to stop? You're morally against drug use. You think that's gonna stop? You know, the suburbs were designed to make people want to do drugs.

So I mean, until you fix the boring suburbs problem, you're gonna have drugs. Good news though, overdose drugs, drug deaths are down like 15% in New York City. You don't even have to look it up. I just want to give Eric Adams credit for something that he doesn't deserve credit for because that probably has nothing to do with him. But let's just say something good is happening in the city. Something really good is happening, including the weather. I wanted to give that credit to the Jews, but I'm gonna give it to Eric Adams because he needs all the winds that he could get right now. So this

Indian summer that we're having late in October, it's 82 degrees out here in the New York area in the Northeast. We're going to give that to Eric Adams as a win. We're going to give it to him. It's, it's an NIT tournament victory because he's not, he's not a guy who's winning a lot recently. Um, they keep investigating him and they found 4 billion, uh, the $4 billion, four billion, four billion. It's a lot of money, four billion.

That's like what billionaires have, four billion. And if you're a billionaire, you got one. The shelter system has four billion. So the shelter system really should be voting for Trump to get the tax breaks, right? Four billion dollar shelter system really should be voting for Trump to get the tax breaks, right? $4 billion shelter system in New York is rife with mismanagement, nepotism, et cetera. A lot of corruption going on, okay?

I think he may have some of his family sleeping in there in first class hotels. Who the hell knows? It's bad, it's bad. Self-dealing nepotism, dozens of non-profit organizations that contract with the city provide shelter that began in 2021. And before the arrival of the tens of thousands of migrants,

which is, which we pay for, placed additional strains on the system. The city's department of investigation says we got big, big additional strains on the system. The city's Department of Investigation says we got big, big, big, big problems. The 100 page report states we got big, big, big problems. Violations in our contract, investigators found that some executives in city-funded shelters were also employed by security firms,

hired to provide services at the shelters. So a lot of double-dipping, a lot of no-shows, a lot of no-show jobs, that's what that means. They failed to provide competitive bidding rules when procuring goods and services, the investigation, and some awarded multi-million dollar maintenance contracts to companies affiliated with the building's landlords rather than putting the contracts out to bid. So, under Adams, it's just a playground. It's a playground where you can throw sand from the dirt into someone's face and the cops aren't coming because, you know, the cops are just tired.

So that's what's going on. When it comes to protecting the taxpayer resources that city-funded nonprofits receive, prevention is key, said the Investigation Commissioner. City-funded projects pose unique compliance and government risks, and comprehensive city oversight is the best way to stop corruption. This is a blow. Who's this a blow to? To the libertarians, to the Republicans? Who's this a blow? Or is this just a blow to the Democrats because it's Eric Adams' administration? Who's it a blow to? Because essentially what this is, is like, if you let people play without oversight, they're gonna play, right? No rules. They're gonna want to be naughty.

So there's a little bit of that, but then there's also a little bit of, hey, maybe he just created a culture of corruption and it has nothing to do with Republicans or Democrats or political theory. You make the choice. Probably more Eric Adams, right? Probably more. I don't know what Giuliani's oversight commission was like. Probably not as big as the Democrats or Bloomberg, I don't know. But when you look into those details always, which I always found fascinating, you look into Reagan, you look at all these guys, you know, Reagan was for gun control, there's,

you know, Reagan was for Medicare. There's certain things that you hear on political platforms, but then in reality, you know, it's like Trump didn't do anything with Obamacare, right? Because it's like in reality, you know, it's like Trump didn't do anything with Obamacare, right? Because it's like in reality, it's different. They say they are for these things in theory, but they know in reality that that's not going to work. Laissez faire. Nothing works. Humans, humans, baby. Have you met any?

So that's what's happening. And it's just four billion dollars that are a portion of which is being mismanaged. A year. A year! A year. So since 2021, four, eight, 12, 23, 16, 16 Bill? 16 Bill that we got to look through, we got to audit. These uh they're probably I mean they're acting like billionaire that's like what a billionaire does. I go, my money my money's in the canes, my money's in the Caymans, my money's in this, my money's over here, my money's in Ukraine, my money's in China, my money's all over the place. What am I actually reporting in the United States? I created a

lot of jobs, I'm good. I don't got pay nothing, everyone's paying taxes. I'm good for the economy. You're going, yeah, that is true, but also, but also we're leaning on the middle class here to just pay for these wars and that's not good. We need some of your money to pay the Ukraine and keep that line going. So that's what's going on. Just so you know what's going on in New York,

if you're a New Yorker listening to this, that's what's happening in the New York Tri-State area. So that's happening, but some good things are happening as well for the working person and for migrants and for homeless people who like want to get the produce from Target. You don't have to go to Pathmark for a little while. Pathmark definitely a staple for food vouchers and poor people. But now Target has decided, we're getting in on the game of feed in poor people.

We're creating some low cost products and they're slashing the prices of about 2000 items over at Target. So if you need some Tommy John underwear for 35 bucks as opposed to 50, if you need if you need some no name brand sweaters, if you need a flat screen TV, if you need some toothpaste, it's really an all in one.

Target is going, hey, we know everyone's strapped for cash. We know everyone is really worried about the election. Trust me, we're all feeling it at the ticket box office in comedy, unless your name is a few people. Everyone is feeling it. Everyone is tightening up, evinced by the fact that everyone is buying freaking Hyundai's.

$20,000 Hyundai's, they're going through the roof. Cars that are between $20,000 and $30,000 cars are skyrocketing. So now you can go get a Bluey fire truck for $19.99 as opposed to $24.99 for your kid, which is important, and Bluey's a girl. And you can get Purina for your cat. Listen to this, this is very important. This is very important for Kamala Harris' fan base. If you need to get Purina Tidy Cat Litter,

it's now $7.79, and it was $8.59. But even more, if you need Magic Bullet Personal Blender sets, those are down $10 to $39.99. Things are looking good. Coffee Mate Natural Bliss Sweet Creamer, if you're one of those who likes a little diabetes with your coffee, a little chemicals with your coffee, check it out.

It's down $0.30. So that's looking good. They're cutting prices, I'm sorry, on 5,000, not 20, frequently bought items. A figure it now says will increase to 8,000. The chain said Tuesday, by the end of the year, some 10,000 items will be, will have price reductions in 2022. I can't wait to get that fucking outdoor VVU or whatever those cheap TV brands, they work for like five weeks. Oh, give me a Sanyo, baby.

I can't get to get wait to get that Sanyo for 339. I can't wait. And not to be outdone, Walmart is the one that started the trend and Aldi announced, I don't know what Aldi is, they announced Thanksgiving discount meal offerings. So inflation free deals come out of less than $7 per person for a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. That's low. We're back, baby. Isn't it crazy that they can afford to do this and they weren't? This is what makes me think that that bit con bitch had a point, I don't wanna call her bitch.

The FTC con. And the AOCs, you're going like the Bernie's, you're going like this is, so they can do this. They're doing it. They're doing it. They're still gonna make a profit, right? So were they just squeezing the shit out of people until it got unbearable and they saw their numbers start to go down? And then they

went, all right, because of this, we got to, we got to let people survive in this country. Seven bucks per person for a Thanksgiving dinner sounds pretty good. And Aldi, if you want to go beat them with less than $5 a person. Now I don't know what that means. The turkey could be a squirrel that they that they inflate with a balloon, you know. I don't know if it's a real turkey. I don't know if you can get a turkey for $5 a person. I don't know. But the fucking turkeys, there's got be a massive supply of turkey somewhere and they're just going like,

all right, we're gonna kill more than we normally would. The one that we let go on the White House lawn that we pardoned, that one is going to Walmart. That one also is going to Walmart because we need a massive supply to keep this price down. We're not Bitcoining this. We're not doing the limited supply. We're not doing the limited supply. And like I said last episode, I am for Bitcoin.

I'm for it. It works. If you're making a lot of money, good. Good. It's some place for people to make money and that is good. So is gambling. Gambling is also good right now. So I mean, what are we doing? We're getting rid of abortion, but we're allowing gambling. Gambling's also good right now. So I mean, what are we doing? We're getting rid of abortion, but we're allowing gambling. We are sort of nitpicking the 10 commandments and people's irresponsible behavior. So gambling is completely legal, but you can't get abortion anywhere unless you

live in New York or California or some shit like that. But the truth is, studies are reporting that infants are dying at a higher rate after abortion bans in the United States. Because then I would I would guess that's because of prenatal care or whatever. What would that be because of? Yeah, so oh yes, right. Infant mortality spiked in the six week after the six week abortion ban took effect in 2021 The new data suggests that the impact of the bans and restrictions Enacted by some states have been large enough to affect broader trends

It's evidence of a national ripple effect regardless of state level status Professor at Ohio State University of Public Health said so professor at Ohio State University of Public Health said so The What do we what are we doing here about 80% of the abortions? 80% of the additional infant decks could be attributed to congenital and Abnormalities which were huh anomalies anomalies right people being born weird hearts Booster emoji, booster emoji.

Booster fucking emoji dog. These babies are getting fucking boosters. Moms may have got boosters. What's going on? We're gonna blame abortion, we're gonna blame fucking, not even COVID, we're gonna blame the fucking booster. Because that's what I think. Maybe, I don't know. I know some of you do.

That's for sure. Let's get to the route. So congenital anomalies, meaning there's something wrong with the heart which were higher than expected in the six to 18 months following the Dobbs decision according to the new research congenital according to the new research. Congenital anomalies can range from mid to severe cases, and some of the most common types can affect an infant's heart or spine. In some cases, babies with a birth defect may only survive a couple of months.

This is the tip of the iceberg. Mortality is the ultimate outcome of any health condition. This is a very, very acute indicator. It could be representative of underlying more mobility or underlying hardship. I don't think that has anything to do with abortion. But what it does have to do with is that more of these babies will be born. Right? Right. Well, you get you get your info from your doctor and you go like this

baby. We looked the first couple months and then they go. All right. Did does does this store have a return policy? Cause this came broken in the box. It doesn't? All right, do you have a repair policy? Okay, okay, we'll take the repair policy. That's gonna cost us all a little bit of money,

isn't it, the repair policy? This is tough, you policy. This is tough. You know, this is tough. I don't want to make light of a situation because people who are pro-life want to take all these people into their homes and raise them. And that's what makes this a simple issue. Some of these people are poor. They otherwise would have maybe not had a baby even though they were banging.

They may not be that educated or thought about had a five year plan or whatever, but the babies are coming. The babies are coming. And who they will become will be needed when we need them on the front lines. Because I think a lot of these babies will become Marines. With robo hearts.

I'm not trying to make light, but I just did. But it's, anyone could have predicted this no matter what your political opinions are, right? If you're just a little realistic, no? Am I wrong? Should I duck? Is it something like, you know, it's sort of like the marketplace, right?

If there's a demand, they're still going to do it. Right? And then also like a lot of these babies who are going to be born that otherwise might have never had the chance to live with that anomaly. But look, make them be born. It's good. That's what Texas needs is more people. And then what will happen is Texas will have so many people, Texas will go like, what the hell, dude, we don't

have enough state taxes here to support all this. So now we got to go blue. We know we got to go blue. Basically, the republicans are letting migrants, migrants in throughbs. I'll duck for that. They're all gonna vote blue, because I don't know, how many young ones do babies grow up to be Steve Jobs? You know what I'm saying? I'm just talking here. It's a horrible situation, I hate thinking about it, I understand. Abortion is not a good thing.

No matter which way you slice it, it's not a good thing. Unless the baby will suffer incredibly or the mother is dying, it's never a good thing. It's one of those like, is prostitution a good thing? Not if it's your daughter. I don't know. It's one of those gray, you know what I mean? Is drug use bad? Sometimes, Sometimes not. I don't know. Sometimes it's a fun party. Sometimes drugs make for a great evening. Can you legalize all drugs? I don't know. Libertarians would say, yeah. I'd say, have you, I'd say, have you met anyone? I don't know if we can handle all that. I don't know what they would do to society. I don't know.

I don't have the answers. I'm just saying these are adult convos and this is the data that's coming out So you make your own decisions? I'm just the mouthpiece for you because I am the most neutral Newscaster left on the planet. I'm not putting a judgment either way. I'm just saying this is what's going on, right? What do you think about it? You think it's good? abortion ban? Me? Yeah. No, no. No. Jesus. You know who else doesn't? Millenia Trump. Right. She's against that. You know who else doesn't, I don't think?

I don't think he cares. It's Trump. No, I don't think he really cares. But any housers, I know who I know definitely doesn't care Hersh Walker But also high five to his son because he would like that he not a fan of daddy No, not anymore. He's not a fan of a daddy no more. He's not a fan of his daddy no more so What do you do? Medicines imperfect, the world's imperfect. We all love dogs, but dogs are still born six to a litter. It's a lot.

Not everyone's gonna get adopted, not everyone's gonna be taken. This is where Jesse gets sad. Because it's from evolution when only a few of them would survive. So the mother evolved to have multiple pups because a lot of them wouldn't survive from the wolves days.

That's how it goes. Same with hyenas. You know, some of them die, right? So that's just how it goes. It's a sad thing. Just like our nervous system is evolved to keep us safe, but not to make us happy. So some people have anxiety problems

because their nervous system is firing off in the modern world when it shouldn't be. All these problems are modernity problems. They're problems of modernity. Back in the day, they just go, what? Yeah, throw out a baby. Or they'd go, wait, it's not a girl? Throw the baby, I mean, it's not a boy?

Throw out a baby. We're looking for one girl to be a baby machine. Keep that one. The other one, oh, this one's born with one eye? Throw the baby. That's what they would do, unfortunately. So these are all, you know, with true blood. Remember the show True Blood?

We basically live in the true blood era now, where it's like, oh, we got laws, we got technology, we got farms, we got factory farms, we got plenty of food. There's we're far away from chaos, hopefully. We'll probably still find a way to turn it back into that. But we're far away from survival of the strongest. We're far away from autocratic kind of gangs winning and feudal systems and all that, you know? We got message boards, we're in another place. People are falling in love with women online who are actually gay dudes.

Things are, it's a very complicated world. Jim Norton's married to a woman who's born a guy and every comic goes, you know what, every comic goes to me, no, she's hot. And I go, yeah, she is dog. She is. I had a friend say to me, you know, if it wasn't for the thing, she would have been my, that's like my type too. And then you go, and then they have all these qualifiers and I go, just give in baby, just give in. It's 2025.

You know, I know it's confusing, you know, because you're not into the horn necessarily, but you know, when you see the full package, you don't see the horn. And then when you do see the horn, you might go, okay, I got one, she's got one. I'm used to it. I'm a Star Wars fan. Maybe a little

meow meow meow meow meow. Maybe. Maybe. She's still got a hole in the back. It's 2025 soon. So what are you supposed to do? Fight? Progress? They didn't used to be able to turn boys into girls or girls into boys. Now they can. You can keep fighting it. I guess if it's in your family it's a little tough. But a lot of things that are in your family are a little tough if they're in your family. But if they're not in your family, you kind of they're doing to look at it and say, whoa, whoa, let me make some content out of that. Whoa, there's a war going over there that's whoa, let me make some content out of that. Whoa, there's a war going over there, that's horrible. Let me make some content out of that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, all bad things unless they come to you. You know, nobody's human to anyone on the internet. So it's like content. Is really Palestinian? Yeah, people are dying, content. Horrible situation over there. Heart goes out to all the innocent Palestinians out there. And also, of course, like the good AOC said,

bring the hostages home. You have to say that after you say heart goes out to the innocent Palestinians who are being slaughtered like fucking chickens in a chicken coop. But you also have to say, also, remember those hostages from like 10 years ago? Bring those home too. I don't know how many of those guys are or women,

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I handled that the way AOC handled it. And I think that's pretty good. We have to end this war. We have to end this war, bring justice to the Palestinians, and also free the hostages. Mainstream democratic platform. Okay? And also we have unwavering commitment to Israel. We will send them billions of dollars.

And whatever, you put that in the footnotes. And also we have unwavering commitment to Israel and then they can do whatever they want. If they want to bomb Iraq and start World War III, we will defend them. I mean, whatever you want to do. It's a mainstream democratic platform and on the Republican side, I just go, we don't acknowledge the Palestinians. Or we do and we're on the far right and we blame the Jews. So it's very binary, but the Democrats have found a good way to kind of put sprinkles, ice cream, in a pizza.

They've made a pizza with ice cream and sprinkles and are somehow making it work. Because a lot of those things don't work together, but they're making it work all together. So hats off to AOC. Big fan of the queen, Beyonce. So medicine, like I said, is imperfect, Jesse, and sometimes it's very imperfect in states like Kentucky,

which if you want anything done, you're gonna wanna get a helicopter out of there. I guess there's probably some good universities there that have hospitals that you can go to that are pretty good. I don't know but in Kentucky, unfortunately the Attorney General in Kentucky has to investigate this case which he's probably going like I got a lot of better things to think about and he's probably going what when it came across his desk He's probably going how the fuck did this happen? What is this a movie?

Sometimes I get suspicious that this is for a movie. They do this they make the story up The doctor was in on it. This guy was in on it. So then they all get paid. I love it. I love it's a great story They all get paid for the original rights Hollywood goes and makes it Alec Baldwin's back on the scene Starring as this guy he was on SNL. He's back on the scene. He accidentally killed a guy a Girl he accidentally killed a girl. I don't know if you could ever blame him for that. Can you it's tough I don't know the details of it. But I do know, I don't think, the only way you could blame

Alec Baldwin for that is if he was secretly having an affair with the chick and he put her down. Which I don't think that's the case either. I don't think that's the case. I'm saying that's the only way you could put blame. I mean, he had the gun, right? I guess he's not supposed to aim it, so that bad's part, but also, it's not supposed to be loaded. So what's the deal with that? I don't know anything about it, so don't get mad at me about for that.

I don't know anything about it. I haven't looked into it. All I know is SNL has no new cast members. I mean, anytime I look at a sketch on there, it's like my Rudolph, it's anytime I look at a sketch on there, it's like my Rudolph, it's like all old people going back on there, Alec Baldwin. SNL is going more bipartisan now.

Have you noticed that? They're attacking both sides. They're making jokes about both sides. People are very pleased about that. They're fair and balanced. They're fair and balanced. They're more fair and balanced than fucking Fox News and CNN, I'll tell you that right now.

It was a good decision that they made because that's what satire should be, essentially. So big fan of SNL right now. Shout out to Michael Che. You're doing an amazing job. Colin Jost. They've been doing some really funny stuff and they're taking shots at everybody. And everyone's pleased. That's what they want.

They want shots at everybody and then whatever's left standing, they're standing. So that's how it goes as far as politics go. If you're doing political satire, you can't just give one side a full pass. You know, you can't just go salute to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, you know. Great woman. She's done a lot. Massive woman. But also you might want to do a sketch would be really funny about Obama sitting her down and trying to slip fentanyl in her drink to put her down so he could get a Supreme Court pick. I mean, that would be a funny, that conversation

where she's just a machine like Stephen Hawkins and they roll her in. And he's like, listen, Ruth, big fan of your legacy, but would it be okay if I asked you to step down that would be a very important part of a very important for our country and I just wanted to know if you were amenable to that and she was just The reports are saying you have cancer your heart's failing Your days from death.

Would it be possible, would it be at all possible to just retire? You're gonna, death's gonna make you retire anyway. You will be retiring. You mind stepping aside? I mean, they were able to get Joey B to do it. How come they couldn't get Ruth Bader Ginsburg to do it? And then that's how we got this abortion ban. So that would have been a funny sketch too, right?

Of him just, the waiter looking the other way and her just dropping, him just dropping a little pill in there and being like, you need some water. He Cosbys her. Yeah, he just Cosbys her or something. That would be a funny sketch. I would make it now, but it's past. It's too past.

It's a little dated. Too past, a little dark. I don't know if people can handle it. But you know, I was always interested in like, where was the people going, you know Ruth, I really respect you as a woman and you know, what you did and becoming a, like what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that part? Like that's part of your legacy too and that's kind of like what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that part?

Like that's part of your legacy too and that's kind of like what's the deal? Didn't she go at like 90 something? Yeah. I mean my grandfather retired at 62. Politicians are just like, must really, they must really love it. They must really, really love it.

I mean, Mitch McConnell's just like. I mean, remember when he like froze? Like, I mean, dude, you're so old. But that's America, right? Nobody wants to hang out with their friends. They just wanna keep working. So in Kentucky, back to the original point, I got so sidetracked.

Like I said, if you need anything done in Kentucky, maybe leave the state, because this man was gonna be an organ donor, and he woke up right before they were about to cut his organ out. What, how the hell did this happen? This has gotta be a movie script. Like I said He was declared brain dead three years ago

But he was still alive and then he fucking woke up. I Guess the motivation was get the fuck away from me with that knife But we don't know everything cuz they're reviewing the facts of the botched organ donation. It became clear three years ago that his sister was told he was a code blue, meaning he was experiencing cardiac arrest while in the emergency room he was deemed brain dead. When his family decided to take him off life support, medical staff told them he was a registered organ donor scary shit Now here's the deal is he awake like eating

McDonald's now Like what's his deal now, or is he still a vegetable? Over the next couple days his organs were tested to see that they were viable We had his honor walk Friday afternoon And then during his honor walk Friday afternoon. And then during his honor walk, his eyes started opening. He was tracking, his eyes were tracking us around. We were told it was just reflex, it's just a normal thing. Who are we to question the medical system?

But apparently, the motherfucker was waking up, dog. He was about an hour into organ retrieval surgery when a doctor allegedly came out to speak to his family. He said, okay, we got some really good news and some almost very, very, very bad news. The guy woke up. He said he wasn't ready, he woke up, but we also hadn't been told during his heart catheterization that morning. He woke them. He woke up then if we had known that then clearly

we would have known he wasn't brain dead. He made several attempts to say, Hey, I'm here. Holy shit. The motherfucker had a long dream dog. He woke up. It wasn't his time. I'm here. But it was kind of ignored. They finally stopped the procedure because he was showing too many signs of life. Yeah.

I think saying, Hey, I'm here. So this happened in 2021. Oh, it was told to take her brother home to care for him, but that he would not live long. Here's the deal. He's still alive today. Holy macro. Is that him? Can you go back? Holy mackerel. No, that's the attorney general. He was not a made where. Don't tell me that's him dog now. Is he able to put a suit on? It's him at a wedding. He was so close. Go scroll down incidents like this are alarming. You think?

And we want to them to be properly. You guys may be a little, a little too, uh, God, that's the biggest fear with organ donors, right? That they see that you're an organ donor and they just don't try to bring you back. You know, they just go, he's an organ donor, he's done. And someone's opinion just, you know, throws you into the grave. I'm changing my status tomorrow. I may change my status because of this. At least put a mirror under his nose.

Obviously we want to ensure that individuals are in fact dead, what Oregon Town Agent is proceeding. And we want the public to trust that this is indeed happening. The process is sacred. Well, I don't know. This is a little bit of too much of a scare for people. I feel bad even letting people know, because someone is going gonna read this,

probably get into a motorcycle accident and just be able to lift one finger and they're like, don't take it, don't take it, don't take it, wait for them to create the technology. This is a crazy story. Brain dead for three years. Three years, bro. I mean, I would pull the plug.

I wonder what happened and now he's up and at a wedding. It's fine. I mean, all you can say is God. What else? That's God, dude. God did not want that to happen. And I think God is saying all life is precious or something like that. Or it's just one of the Craziest stories I've ever heard in my entire life. This will be a movie This will be a movie without a doubt and we need a new good story because we're kind of done with the goddamn

Superhero sequels. Are we not done? Are we not done? How many how many are they gonna make I want to see this freaking movie Doctors like are we gonna take the heart first No. Is that a fucking knife? Is that a knife? Doctor's like, all right, we're gonna take the heart first. Yeah, knife, no, no, no. Then we'll go to the spleen? No, yeah. He wakes up and he goes, he wakes up and he goes,

are the warriors the champions? I love the Splash Brothers. Clay's on Dallas. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. But this guy's alive to go get himself a MacDonald shirt. Yeah, so that's good. What do you do with all that new time you have like, dude, you just go to Trump rallies and support the guy you want to support and buy his fucking podcast merch. This guy is a merch machine. He's in support the guy you want to support and buy his fucking podcast merch. This guy is a merch machine

he's got Maga Donald's shirts after he He worked the He worked at McDonald's for a little bit. It's drives He's selling Maga Donald's shirts and McDonald's shirts. What the fuck? Let's see, look at him, dude. Look at the spray tan and the white eyes. Just not into retirement for this guy.

He loves it, he loves every second. He loves the attention so much, so much. He comes alive. He's such an entertainer. Oh yeah. I mean. Didn't this remind you of kind of like one of those late night remotes they used to do, like a Conan would go work his shit down.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This reminds me of like a, yeah, this reminds me of like an Idiocracy movie or something. This is crazy. But other politicians do that, you know, when they go to like the state fair and they. You're right. You're right. This is a common thing that and they- You're right, you're right.

Common thing that politicians do. Yeah, I guess you're right. They just don't sell merch right afterwards. Although they'll start now. Yeah, they will now. He set the trend. So it's a McDonald's shirt that you can get. So McDonald's said that they approved him doing that,

but they're not endorsing a candidate. So McDonald's got screwed in and they were like, listen, we kill Democrats and Republicans slowly alike. We ain't pickingin' his side. So here's the McDonald's shirts. Is this it? Yeah, well that's one of them. Make America healthy.

A cheat day. So yeah, cause that ain't makin' America healthy. That's what RFK wanted to do, right? Make America healthy like him by taking loads and loads of steroids and testosterone. I don't know, maybe he's all natural. He's the most buff 70 year old man I've ever seen in my entire goddamn life.

I think he might've killed that bear with his bare hands. So fun stuff, fun news. Really fun news going out there. There's the Mag, there it is. Magadonnels. Magadonnels. Perfect because his name is Donald and Magadonnels. What a marketer.

What a marketer. What a marketer. There he is serving. Does this work? Did people go like, oh yeah, he's fucking, he's one of us. I think it's a Rorschach test. You see what you wanna see. You see what you wanna see. Yeah, Dems are like, oh, campaign over.

They're comparing it to Dukakis in the tank. You know when Dukakis wore the helmet in the tank. Yeah, wore the helmet in the tank. And that just crushed his campaign. But you know, his eyebrows were the biggest problem. He should have, if Dukakis went and got those threaded, he might have had a better chance. He just looked so corny with his head popping out

of the tank. Yeah, shot out. I mean, we had Dukakis buttons in my house for a long time. The Greeks were really pulling for him. The great Greek hope. Then we had Paul Tsongas, another candidate, another Greek hope. George Tennant, CIA director.

But the Repubs just love this. They love, they eat it up. Look how authentic he is. He's one of us. He's every man, dude. He's not a billionaire, dude. He loves McDonald's, he eats McDonald's. Kamala could never do this. Kamala could never do this.

Kamala could never do that. They're right about that. Yeah, and also like, yeah, should she? I guess she wants people to know. Well, no, the whole thing is because she claimed that she worked at a McDonald's. Oh, that's why he did it. So this is a massive troll.

Yeah, it's a massive troll. And she says she worked at McDonald's, but they can find no evidence that she actually worked at a McDonald's. Oh, it's a massive troll. And she says she worked at McDonald's, but they can find no evidence that she actually worked at McDonald's. Oh, yeah. And worse than that, she said she worked at McDonald's to pay her way through school. Oh, she did.

Yeah. Oh, she's caught fibbing. She's caught fibbing, yeah. Yeah, there's no Indian parents that would let someone work at McDonald's. No, no they wouldn't. They would have to have like four jobs. Right, that would be one of. Right, that would be one of.

Yeah, that would be one of four jobs. Although Dunkin' Donuts is all Indian. Yeah, well they own them, they own the franchises. Own and operate. They own and operate those franchises. Yeah, here's the thing. Without the expensive clothes and everything, both Trump and Kamala

Both look like they could work at McDonald's in different parts of the country You know what I mean? They both have the luck They do you know Donald Trump has that look like one of those older guys you're like why is he still working and you're like? Oh because in this country you need to Or maybe he just doesn't want to sit and watch television And Kamala's got the look Oh, because in this country you need to. Or maybe he just doesn't want to sit and watch television. And Kamala's got the look. Why? I mean,

depending on where you are, one out there in Pennsylvania, you know, in the Rust Belt, that kind of look. And then... What look is that? It's another look. It's another type of look that you might see in sort of a more democratic area,

a more diverse area, where you might see that. That's all I'm saying. He looks like a wild old man, you'd kind of see that. I couldn't picture Mitt Romney working out of McDonald's. I couldn't picture George Bush working out of McDonald's. I could picture Trump, he's got that kind of wild hair, kind of old guy, kind of, you know, I eat a cracker barrel look, without all the bling on and everything. And Kamala, with different jewelry,

could also look like they work at McDonald's. You know what's even more impressive about this shirt is during these inflationary times they're very affordable. How much do you think Donnie is selling these shirts for? Ain't cheap. Ain't cheap. Do you want a piece of the king? Ain't cheap. It's a hundred dollar t-shirt. It's a hundred dollar t-shirt. So it is what it is. The guy knows how to make some money. I don't know. Maybe they'll adjust that when they see that the people who would buy that shirt can't pay $100. That is more money than the person who works that job would make in that day to buy that shirt, probably, right?

A lot of dads are gonna be getting that for Christmas. Yeah, but they're saying that Kamala did work as McDonald's as a student. That's what they're reporting here. So maybe she did. Somebody's gotta go right now and do an AI, just airbrush her up, throw her into McDonald's. Right, you would think that you'd see those photos. Enjoy your burger and remember.

Cause she would love to show those photos. We will not be unburdened by the last happy meal that went out of stock. We will be unburdened in the future by the new McRib deal. That's coming. So yeah, the RNC and the Trump rolled out these shirts to commemorate the occasion of Trump working out of McDonald's.

And he said, I have a Mac-Mick gift for you. I am the first and only presidential nominee to work at McDonald's. But thanks to Kamala, prices for a meal are through the roof. I hate to tell you, Donnie, prices for the shirt are through the roof. I think the meals are still pretty affordable. I will

make America affordable again, but I'm going to need your help to do it. So before tonight's FEC deadline, I want to give every true Trump patriot a chance to order the official McDonald's shirt for only $100 before they're sold out. Claim You got a you got to contribute at least 100 bucks to receive the shirt It's a campaign donation is what his supporters will say. Yeah, it's a campaign donation You know, it's not for the shirt It's not for the shirt. He don't need the money. They'll say he don't need the money You know his campaign needs the money so

Definitely this guy definitely knows how to make headlines in a wrestling type of way. And it's very funny. And I think Kamala really has to fight back and do an eight hour shift. She has to do an eight hour shift at Sonic. Yeah, like do Sonic. Where you gotta walk back and forth to the car.

Just do Sonic, dude. Right, because I think they bring it to you at Sonic. I don't know. Yeah, work at Sonic. Show that our two presidential candidates are in touch with what makes America run. And that is chemically enhanced, processed food that's cheap, and they support it,

and they're just like you and me. So that'd be good. What can Kamala do to show she's an everyday person? She can go to New York, grab a slice, avoid a person ODing on the street. Whoa, we don't do that. Oh, leave them there. But she got to work though.

She's got to do something that would like work. Hot dog stand, maybe New York. Dirty water dog. Yeah, yeah, maybe that. Maybe start a podcast network in New York City. Open a studio. Deliver pizzas. Only fans.

Only fans. Only fans where she just shows her feet. It's all about fast food really. That's what people love. They love them in the Western world. They love them in Germany. They love pizza in Germany. One place in particular got so popular in Germany

that police got suspicious because if you've ever been to Europe and had pizza there it is Here, let me not mince words. It's fucking gross They're so gross, but after pizza With a side of cocaine Became the best-selling dish at a particular restaurant the police raided this restaurant in Dusseldorf After finding out that it sold cocaine with the item number 40.

It was called 40. So maybe they ordered one and they were like, all right, this pizza is going to cost you $150. And we got a pie with a side of who-hots. You get a pie with a side of who-hots Yeah, we get a pie with a side of who hots and you can sprinkle it on yourself if you want. It was one of the best selling pizzas. Dude, great marketing, right? Great marketing.

Somebody dropped dimes on this. This probably was doing great. The other pizza places were going like, what the fuck? They probably went and went like, let me taste the pie. And they went and got a pie. And they were like, what the fuck? They probably went and went like, let me taste the pie. And they went and got a pie, and they were like, what the fuck, this pie is not that good. It tastes just as shitty as ours. What's the deal?

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