Yannis Pappas Hour - The Podcast Administration

Episode Date: November 24, 2024

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and charge it. So you're not wearing it. And that's built into the marketing of Aura, not explicitly, but it's in the subtext. It's like, hey, oh, I'm wearing it as a wedding ring and I forgot to wear it out because I was charging it because you got to charge it. So it's very nice. It's tool, it's dual purpose, you know, it's hey, I'm married, but also how many hours of sleep did I get? What kind of steps do I have? And very soon, for Americans, which will be very popular, they just merge with a company they will be providing your glucose numbers so that would be great you know people can monitor what the food actually does to you.

You have yourself a ring ding and then watch your this thing will start vibrating like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah alert alert alert alert, alert. But they near a 500 million right now in annual revenue. And as they gear up for this new ring, they merged with a company that is developing that glucose stuff. Who cares what the name is, you're not going to remember it. And Jesse's not fast enough to Google it. And I don't remember it either. Just know that our ring is cool.

You can get yourself the round one or the like, Truxagon one with the little walls. And I'm not even paid by Aura because they are way too big for podcasts. They got huge and you know what? They started pretty organic. They're like the Joe Rogan of Fit Tech because it was just all online ads and stuff

that really started it. But it's a Scandinavian country, one of those snow countries, and it just caught on, man. And now I think they're actually starting to do like legit advertising. So I think they're gonna win it because it's the easiest to wear, right?

You wear your Apple Watch, you feel like it's a little redundant, it doesn't even take your oxygen anymore, but the Aura Ring does. Pretty soon they'll be able to put sleep apnea in there, they'll be able to put your dreams in there, they'll be able, I mean, that's the type of future I like when I think about what AI and technology is going to do, when you can go, what do I want to dream about tonight? technology is gonna do when you can go what do I want to dream about tonight you know and then the the button that says porn stuffs just gonna be worn out just another one of those avoid nightmare give me the Olivia

Rodrigo fantasy again sorry she's well in her 20s, right? All right, for everybody out there, that's fine then. Or for, I don't know, somebody else. Rosario Dawson. Yeah, Rosario Dawson. Whatever your fantasy may be. Give me that again. That will be coming soon. That'll be coming soon. We'll all have Elon Musk, Tesla fucking Neuralink in here. And we'll be able to just turn off the boo-boos.

Pretty soon they're gonna put therapists out of business because they're just like this, we turned off the boo-boo. Dead, that part of your brain. Sure everyone will have like a slur, they'll mess up a few times at the beginning. Like they did with the polio vaccine and everything new. When they started lasering people's eyes for the first time, there's people walking around

like with halos for the rest of their life. And that gets suppressed in the news, because look, you can't make omelets without making a few people blind. So that's just how progress goes. So before they can turn off the booboos, they'll just put people like, just an eye will go down,

or someone will just develop, they'll just give someone Tourette's, right? They'll be trying to make boobas go away and then they create that be like, yeah, you know what? I can't remember that my mother neglected me, but fuck shit asshole So that type of stuff will happen but hats off to the aura ring they're making big moves Big moves and they're creating of course They're going in the same model as Apple, where, hey, this one's no good anymore. This one's no good anymore.

Now, the next one's gonna be a little faster. We're gonna be able to determine whether you're walking and getting your steps in with shoes on or without shoes on. There'll be some little tweak, and everyone will keep going for the next one and we're just gonna keep just raping the planet of all the resources it takes to make these goddamn things.

If it wasn't like, it should just be like you make one and then they update it and it's good forever so then we don't have to keep using all this stuff. But then again, I know what are people gonna do for jobs in the Congo so I get it it's a complicated world that is definitely more interested in short-term gains than long-term goals we are no longer an international community that has a five-year plan or a 15-year plan we're just going whatever climate change don't believe in it I mean mean, it's 63 degrees. Thanksgiving is like tomorrow.

And it has been weather like we are deep into May. I mean, I haven't worn a jacket yet, bro. Aren't we like in the middle of November right now? I mean, you tell me, dog. I don't know, I don't know. They talk about stuff and they say that it's relevant. And I tell you, there's a guy who wants to clean my gutters who used to be a meth head, who is persistent, and I think he's on meth again because he called me last night and I said,

I don't need my gutters cleaned. And then he's called me two times today. He's leaving another voicemail today, so I think he's back on meth. How do I know he's on meth? You can't, you know. He can clean those gutters in like five minutes. It's like asking, is that guy Chinese? You can see it. I don't need you guy, but I know you're a little, I know he's gonna probably do a squeegee guy thing on me.

I'll come home, he's just gonna be on my roof. He's like, I thought you said you needed to be cleaned. It's like, leave me alone. My gutters are fine. My gutters are fine. So hats off to Aura. Get yourself an Aura ring if you want. I like it, I love it.

Every morning I wake up and I just check. I just check how I slept. Even though you know, you know, you kinda know. You wake up, you can look at the clock and you can go. But it gives you your heart rate, your HRV, whatever that means, the way your heart fluctuates. Gives you your oxygen, you know. So yeah, I'm all in the modern era.

I got my sleep apnea mouthpiece in, which just pulls my jaw a little forward. I got my aura ring on, I put on my space suit, and I go in my cryo chamber and I fall asleep. So that's what it's gonna be. This is gonna move quick now. Now we're moving quick. Now we're moving quick. Now we're moving quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

ChatGBT already is doing Shakespeare. So that's how close we are. Ben Affleck was asked about AI and how it's gonna affect the movie business. And he's like, they can't write original, dude. They can't do art. And this guy goes, not yet. And that's like, they can't write original, dude. They can't do art. And this guy goes, not yet. And that's exactly the answer.

Because I talk to ChatGBT now like it's my friend. I'm like, how you doing? And ChatGBT goes, what's up, Janus Papus? And it just knows. It goes, do you want to pick up where we left off? And then it just remembers everything. And it just knows everything. And I'm sure it's following me around the net.

And it probably knows me better than I know myself. But they did a study where readers couldn't tell the difference between a chat BD, chat GPT, chat GPT, or Shakespeare's. Readers could not tell the difference. And they even preferred the AI-generated verse because the AI-generated verse probably read Shakespeare and said, I don't understand it either, so I'm just going to make it a little bit more modern so you can understand it.

I don't understand Shakespeare. I understand the stories when they're telling them like, oh, that's a good story. But then when you got to read that old English, you're like, can we get this translated? And people are like, no, the purists are like, this was the rhythm of his thing. But you're like, nobody speaks like that anymore. Nobody says hither. Nobody says tither. nobody does these things anymore. And also, there's just not enough people of color in any of these Shakespeare books for

me to pay attention to except for Othello, because he was a Moor. He was a Moor king who got manipulated by Iago and jealousy. Jealousy can manipulate you. And so if you can't tell it, I mean, if they can't tell the difference between Shakespeare and chat GBT, I don't think that's too much to be alarmed about because I think I could write a bunch of like words in the wrong place with bad grammar and throw it to a focus group in America and I don't think they would be able to tell either. I think most of the people starting going,

who's Shakespeare? That was the first question. And then the second question was, what's chat GBT? So I'm pretty sure that that's how that study started because Dr. Oz is about to be our, uh, Medicare and Medicaid CMS administrator. So I don't know what that means. All I know is Dr.

Oz ran for office. So that's good enough. is Dr. Oz ran for office. So that's good enough. Every single person in this administration, bro, Hollywood has moved from the West Coast to Washington DC. I mean, this is gonna be a reality show worth watching. So he is going to be doing that, Dr. Oz, and then RFK Jr., a lawyer, will be taking on the country's health as the healths are. So these are people who are just like Trump, you know,

hey, this isn't my gig. I don't come from this field. we're coming in to clean up the swamp. Hopefully there's a hundred percent swamp there because if there's not a hundred percent swamp there and things are actually pretty decent, I don't know if they're gonna really know what to do, we will find out. But Dr. Oz will be a leader in incentivizing disease prevention so we get the best results in the world for every dollar we spend on healthcare in a great country. That's not bad. Not a bad idea on paper.

So how are they going to do that? Are they going to do that by regulating fucking Froot Loops that have food coloring in it and stuff like that? Then they do that, you know, that's how MAGA is very different from Republicans. I mean, Democrats been trying to do that for years, trying to regulate the food and, you know, free market excess.

So that's pretty different. Cause you know who's not happy about that? Fruit Loops. They're not crazy about that But what are they gonna do? What's he gonna do at the HHS? What's his plan? We know the fluoride. You know he's going after fluoride And You know, he's going after fluoride. And there are no career scientists who advise the HH secretary, NIH director, CDC director,

and FDA commissioner. There's a big difference between political appointees and career civil servants. Political appointees set strategic priorities that align their departments or agencies policies with the current administration's objectives So what does that mean? He has the authority to establish government

Regulations that govern health including food and drug safety Public health and health care quality. Oh, he has been wrong a few times on some decisions with vaccines, right? He went out after the measles vaccine. This is going to be a wild wonderland, my friend, because he's coming in with an agenda. He's coming in going like it's all corrupt and pharma is making us all sick. And then there's going to be some schizophrenic on the, there's going to be some schizophrenic on the highway waving a machete or some majorly bipolar person who thinks they're Napoleon Just out there with like 14 hostages and our kids gonna say

They're gonna say can't we just can we stun them and then just inject them with all the drugs He's like no no no dude. He's give him a wheatgrass smoothie and make him take a couple of magnesium supplements and that should do the trick. That might happen. So RFK is going to go in there with his controversial views about vaccines whatever you think about them but he definitely believes that vaccines cause autism, and there's no vaccine that is safe and effective, which is something he said.

He claims all this stuff's out of context or whatever. The man claims extensive research has conclusively shown that vaccines do not cause autism. Well, I guess we're going to find out in these four years when everyone's getting chickenpox again. And so we're going to find out. We're going to find out what's going on. But I know this guy is giving people a lot of anxiety Because it's because changes are coming You know, it's funny as I think actually people are gonna end up having more anxiety About a lot of these appointees than they do about Trump himself

I think Trump will just be like close the border send the military there. They'll try to end the Russia Ukraine conflict He'll do his deregulation stuff. He'll start drilling in Alaska, right? He'll be to end the Russia-Ukraine conflict. He'll do his deregulation stuff. He'll start drilling in Alaska, right? He'll be doing that stuff. And then Tulsi Gabbard, the new legion of doom, the new GI Joes, and they rolled together. They were at the UFC fight together. It was Kid Rock, Tulsi Gabbard, RFK Jr. They're like the, what is it called?

The league of superheroes? The Justice League? They're like the Justice League, man. Or like the guys with all the mutant powers. X-Men. They're the new X people. The new X people. And the only one who's unaccounted for right now is Chris Rock.

I mean Chris, I mean. Kid Rock. Kid Rock. What position is he gonna get? Because Tulsi's gonna get one. I don't know if she's been announced yet. I think she has been announced. She's doing what?

Secretary of Transportation or something? She's in the cabinet. Yeah, she's head of Secret Service, something like National Intelligence. She's in the cabinet. Yeah she's head of Secret Service, some like National Intelligence. She's head of National Intelligence? Wow. Wow. It's amazing. This is a podcast crew. Dude, this is a podcast crew. RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, Donald Trump, Tucker Carlson, these are all podcasts. This is Elon Musk.

This shit is a podcast crew, dog. So we're gonna see how the podcast crew does. They probably will do well there. You know, they'll probably do well. I mean, you know, podcasts have done well. So we'll see. Bobby Lee might be up for something.. Bobby Lee might be up for something, Tim Dillon might be up for something,

Theo Vaughn might be up for something. I mean, those are big platforms. They should be going. You know the way the media used to go, like, hey, we helped you out, whatever. Probably Theo's calling up going, listen, what are you gonna do for me? Are you gonna lean on Bluechew and get a couple of these percentage points down

on my ad reads? Because I really helped you get an office. What a crew, what a crew. And we're gonna see what happens. It's very interesting. And they all love the UFC and all UFC fighters love Donald Trump and Dana White He said you can already feel it Jake Paul said you can feel it truth is back

Truth is back. I don't know if I would call Trump a truth guy all the way around But he said truth is back you can feel it he He said that at his very fair fight with Mike Tyson. And then at the UFC, Dana said, you can already feel the changes happening even before he's in office. And I beg to differ. And I say, I think you forgot about the old man who's still in office, who just allowed Ukraine to fire weapons into Russia, which made Putin feel a little upset. Putin got a little surly.

Putin wasn't happy about that. And he is threatening everyone. Putin is, Putin is, Putin just got out of his car and he's pissed about a fender bender. Ukraine has fired US supplied longer range missiles into Russia. And what Putin basically did was ripped up his nuclear agreement. Right. So that agreement would say that Russia would only use nukes in retaliation of nukes. And they ripped that up and said that is no longer basically said yesterday's prices and

not today's prices. Now everybody go out there and be nervous. And Germany responded by saying we're not going to be intimidated by that. So NATO is bugging out a little bit right now, because they're right next door. I think they'd get hit first, right? We got defense systems and shit, right? You got to go over the water. I don't know.

But I think they might get hit. And so now Germany's going to militarize, which is never a good idea. So I have to say, they just did a poll, like a majority of Ukrainians want this thing over. This kind of looks like it's gonna end with a lot of wasted money and some sort of deal. Putin's gonna get something. And then he'll take that and he'll wait a few years.

And then while Trump is in office, or probably the next president, maybe a Democrat, he'll take the rest of it. He wants Ukraine, he wants the breadbasket. Even Trump said, he goes, oh, baby, he wants that. Remember he was talking about that? He's like, that's the apple of his eye. He wants that thing.

He wants to grab that thing by the pussy. So he wants it. And that's why Ukraine is defending it it and that's why NATO and America, mostly America, is defending Ukraine because they know that Putin wants that whole pop B and wants all of it, not some of it. They already got Crimea and they got that little part. So there'll probably be a deal made and then all that will be for nothing like most wars. And they took Crimea in 2014 anyway, right? So they have that under military control right there. They got part of the Ukraine, maybe what, a tenth of it, maybe less.

I bet you the rest of Ukraine is still just like partying and being Ukraine. And the war has just happened there. Russia is such a massive country, but they don't got a bread basket. They went to their kitchen, they looked in the fridge, they got yogurt, they got juice, they got eggs, but they ran out of bread.

And unfortunately, the Ukraine has bread. So, and what I mean by bread, I mean a little bit of this, because they got a lot of good grain there, right? A lot of arable land, and that pipeline goes right through, and he don't wanna pay no more. He don't wanna pay the Ukrainians to pass, right? Am I saying it right? He don't want to pay anymore. He don't want it. And he, I think, is driven by ideology. He's like, look, you're Russia, dude. It's basically like when Cypriots call themselves

Cypriots, I'll admit, Greeks are like, all right, I guess if that's what you want to call yourself in another country, but you're Greek. Or the way Greeks react when they say that Alexander the Great wasn't Greek, like already spoke Greek, you know, it was like the backwoods Greece. Yeah, it was Macedonia. Yeah, maybe you guys had another tribal language, but like, what are we talking about here? His name is Alexander the Greek and he split, he spread Greek values. The kid was a Greek, but they didn't consider them Greeks, I don't know, maybe back then because they were like embarrassed to them. But then once they rose up, you're Greek. It's like when you succeed as a Greek, then you become Greek. You know,

John Stamos Greek, Tommy Lee not Greek. But then he became Greek again after the memory of his sex tape faded. That's what Greeks do. They claim the good and jettison the bad. So no big whoop, no big deal. So it was Biden's decision and he also threw another 275 mil to Ukraine right before he leaves. I believe that's the number just because he knows things are gonna change. And a lot of people are thinking that's a very very irresponsible thing that happened and a pro-Kremlin MP in Russia predicted that the decision would inevitably lead to a serious escalation threatening serious consequences while a Russian senator called it an unprecedented step

towards World War III. This is the type of stuff you wanna hear when you got kids. Jesus Christ. But what really counts though is what Vladimir Putin calls it and how the Kremlin leader responds. So far he's stayed silent, but I thought he ripped it up. But his spokesman told journalists that if such a decision has been made, it means a whole new spiral of tensions and whole new situations with regards to US involvement in this conflict. Great. They are going to be checking everyone's porn history. They're going to get in your phone.

The grids are going to go down. down and you are gonna be arguing with some Russian bots, my friend. They're back in there. He warned if it was allowed to happen, Moscow would view it as a direct participation of NATO countries in the Ukraine War. This would mean that NATO countries are fighting with Russia. So that could have started. This could be the tippy top of World War III. I don't think so. I did predict he was gonna go into Ukraine and I remember I was on a phone conversation with Dylan, Tim Dylan, and he was like he's not going in and I was like he's going in and he's like well why do you think he's going in? I was like dude he just mobilized the whole

army to the border. That costs a lot of money. You don't do that unless you're, and I was like, he's going in. And he's like, well, why do you think he's going in? I was like, dude, he just mobilized the whole army to the border, that costs a lot of money. You don't do that unless you wanna go in. And he's already gone in once when he took Crimea. He's going back in. But this one, I think, I pray and I hope that there's sufficient intelligence to know that this wouldn't be a move that would cause that,

and that this is bluff, this is a bluff. Much like, you know, when Cruz Jeff and Kennedy were barking at each other. So, I don't know. It's scary, I'll say that. Halloween is still happening. It's a weird, it's a weird holiday season because outside it's Memorial Day. Right now it's still Halloween cause it's spooky and it is Los Angeles outside.

Dude, there's a reservoir. There's I've saw pictures of reservoirs, reservoirs in Westchester right now. You can see the floor of the reservoir so they're declaring an emergency because there's a massive drought every day is beautiful and sunny and 63 degrees but Kathy Hockel has elevated 15 counties including New York City, the drought warnings status this week. Water supply levels are low and damn, recent unseasonably warm weather and lack of precipitation has led to dry conditions. I mean, what is causing it?

What's going on? What happened? I had an argument with someone about Spain and the rain and they said, how does global warming make it rain more? And I said, well, this is what they say. And she said, climate change is a hoax. And she, I think, graduated high school. Me, I just graduated with like another high school degree, which is basically what a BA is. So me and her are talking about this stuff through the filters of many opinion pieces. But I just go back to some sort of common sense or

street smarts or whatever and go like, something's up, right? Is something up? I mean, if you're in New York, you feel like something's up. One year is a coincidence, two year, you fooled me, don't fool me again. Three years, you're going like, all right, this looks like the beginning of a pattern. And it's very funny because this same person said to me, I was like,

are we gonna have another winner like we've had? And she goes, no, no, no, it's gonna be a cold winner. They're saying it's gonna be a cold winner. And that's the same thing that people who don't believe in global warming that I know said to me last year. They're like, oh, they're priming up for a cold winner. And I'm like, it doesn't seem that way because doesn't winter usually start around now

dude it is so beautiful out it's like hard to take being inside so I don't know what we do I don't know what we do we may become the new Los Angeles we have no water there's no water everyone is surviving off of uh fucking Rihanna's coconut water right now. Everyone's just buying coconut water. We're out of water. It's all got to be shipped in. Extreme drought. It's crazy. There's some pictures of reservoirs. Have you seen them? Completely dry, dude. Completely dry. Say dry reservoirs in New York right now. It's really nuts to see. Wow, look at that.

Yeah, look at that. You can see the sea bottom. Look at that. You can see the bottom of the bridge. There's some worse ones. I saw pictures. It's alarming. It's alarming. Now I know that people actually do use that water. I never understood how that works. But. That's not good. Yeah, no, that's not good, dog. That's not good. Has that happened before?

Yeah, we've had drives before. It's like this? I don't know if this is the worst one, but we've had them before. Yeah, we'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine, dog. We'll be fine.

Like I said, forget about your five and 15 year plan. Just enjoy this week. Have a Coke and a smile. Yeah, have a Coke and a smile. It's beautiful out there. And I don't know what they're gonna do. I don't know what the health stars are gonna do about Coke. It's gonna be interesting.

Because he's a Democrat, right? He's a career, family Democrat. He's angry at the Democrats, but he's coming he's a Democrat right he's a career family Democrat He's angry at the Democrats, but he's coming in there with kind of Democratic regulatory values remember. He was he was an environmental Regulator going after companies So he's gonna go after these companies and the Yeah, and so the Republicans are going yeah, Doug. Those are our donors dog What are you doing going after the cattle ranches dog? You know, we got a fucking a couple more seasons of Yellowstone before we start talking about cow farts my man What are we doing here?

What's going on? You know people love frosteded Flakes, dog. In the hood they love Tony the Tiger. What are you doing? Very interesting. The best thing about Mint Mobile is the service is just as good as anywhere else. They got good service, good towers,

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But if you don't like any of this zaniness or even if you consider it zaniness, the good news is Italy's got you back. Italy totally has you back, Jess. What's the lowest you'd pay for a house right now to get out of Trump's America because you're upset? What's the lowest? Wait, where am I going? Give me a fantasy price of, give me a fantasy price.

First of all, I'm not leaving. And we didn't talk about this before. So I wanted to surprise you with it. Okay. Okay. Now there's apparently a very cocked out and desperate in need of people, village in Italy that is opening its arms to Americans who are crying in the streets

about a Trump presidency. I mean, you know, Alaska offers you like, you could go live in Alaska and they pay you. Like they'll pay you. Like you literally will get paid by the government in Alaska to move to Alaska. That's how hard it is for people to move to Alaska. Italy is just opening its arms and offering houses for what's your fantasy price? What do you and the Mrs. want to pay to live in a beautiful Italian village?

Oh, that's a good one. Hey, I'd pay 100k. 100k? How about we chop off all the zeros, all of them? All six zeros, we chop them off. And I say to you right now, our Italian brothers are offering the tiers of progressives. One dollar homes. One dollar.

One dollar homes. Now, what is this place? Look, dude. What's the catch? There's something. What is the catch, dude? Because look at that village. Now, where is this? It's very beautiful. This could be inbred Italy. It's gotta be a catch. It's something. What is the catch, dude? Yeah. Because look at that village. Now where is this?

Very beautiful. This could be inbred Italy. It's gotta be a catch. It's gotta be, yeah. It's gotta be a catch. What's the catch? The catch is they're gonna cook you when you get there. One dollar to live in rural Italy.

They've been trying to persuade outsiders to move in because they got, like everyone's being born with one eye. And so they're trying to get some genes in there. So they've been dealing with a decade of depopulation, decades of depopulation. And they've got a lot of dilapidated houses for as little as one euro, just over a dollar to sweeten the deal.

They launched a website. So I'm doing a service right now, putting this message out there. Dog, if you've had enough, or even if like you haven't. Yeah, I don't wanna leave, but why don't I just buy a house? Yeah, they probably got a deal like you gotta live there. You gotta live there. Probably.

But I love how they're marketing it is if you're upset by the result. I don't think they know how annoying some of those people can be. Yeah, we want them to leave. Good, I'll upset by the result. I don't think they know how annoying some of those people can be. Yeah, we want them to leave. We're like, good, I'll buy you the house. Those people, I understand people are upset, they have different beliefs,

but crying ain't gonna do nothing about it. But you can get a $1 house and live like Don Corleone. And that's pretty wild. If you ask me. That's a wild fact. Okay, so I don't know if they're going to this rural town in Italy, but here is a full list of the celebrities who are moving abroad after Donald Trump's win. I love, they're probably saying they're moving abroad because of Donald Trump's live, but I think it's just because work has dried up and they're looking for a little bit better interest rate on a home and a lower cost of living. Okay, Barbara Streisand, exactly one year ago, said she cannot live in the U.S. should Trump be successful in another bid.

So we're going to see what happens there. Barbara Streisand may be leaving. You know, it's funny, none of them are going anywhere. Cher, she's out. She's taking her assless, flat ass pants and her 17-year-old boyfriend out of here. She's going to take, I mean, isn't her boyfriend like 20? Yeah, she's the Roman Polanski of chicks and I dig it.

Sharon Stone said she's getting out of here. These ladies are just have had enough. Oh look, she wants to go to Italy as well. She wants to go to Italy, considering a home in Italy. So we're going to lose Sharon Stone and we're going to lose, whoa, there's Lena Dunham. There's all Lena Dunham and Miley Cyrus. No, she's not going anywhere. She's not going anywhere, dog. She probably voted for him, right?

Mm-hmm. Is Whoopi Goldberg going? No, she's got a cush job on the V.O.G. She's cush. Where she's going? She's got a cush job on the V.O. She's cush. Where she's going? She ain't going nowhere. Nope.

No. So I guess those are the only ones who are gonna be leaving. I think we could deal with them going. I don't think they'll be missed. Dude, for a dollar, I will show up and be like, I am very upset. I am very upset. But I guess you gotta live there, right?

I think you gotta live there, but I mean, are you not allowed to take vacations? There's probably a huge catch. Like the place probably has no hospital, no running water. They're just hoping to get people back in there. Ooh, this is good. We just really want, and we'll focus on Americans above all, we can't of course ban people

from other countries. And then she set off the record, they're coming in without our consent and they come by water and by a lot of the wars that America starts, but we're just going for regular Americanos. She said, of course we can't ban people from other countries. Believe me, we've tried and they still get in., is about to naturalize 900,000 migrants, refugees, 900. So Spain is about to get a little influx of new citizens. So, free temporary homes to certain digital nomads, one dollar euro homes in need of renovations.

Oh, so you gotta fix it out. It's a fixer-upper. It's a fixer-upper. But it ain't gonna be that big. Occupy houses for prices up to 100 euros to 105 euros. So you gotta fix them up. That's where they're gonna get you. That's where they'll get you. Giuseppe's gonna charge you an arm and a leg. Oh, he's gonna show up. That's where they're gonna get you. That's where they'll get you.

Giuseppe's gonna charge you an arm and a leg. Oh, he's gonna show up, he's gonna go. Da da da da da dee da. Say, da da da da da da da. No Americano. Yeah. Da da da da da da da. Hey, better Americano.

Da da da da da da da da da da da. And then you're just gonna have to pay in cash. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Italy. I'm sure it's cheaper. You could also move to the island of beauty, not the island of Haraj. Like Jake Paul and pay what? Pay what? 4% taxes? What do they pay out there? What, in Puerto Rico? Yeah. Yeah, he gets a good tax breakdown. Oh yeah. Killing it over there. He does something for the local economy though, right? Sure he does. Sure he does something for the local economy though, right?

Sure he does. Sure he does stuff. He just made a bag. He made a nice big bag. It's just one of the many bags that kid's got flowing in. But he lives in Puerto Rico, his brother lives in Puerto Rico. You could also move to Puerto Rico because it's America, right?

You could actually just move there without having to be an immigrant or something. And live like a king. I heard that kid lives like a king. So you got options. You got options on what you can do if you're upset with the results of this election. You can do some very good things.

If you plan on having a lot of sex and wanna spin the wheel, raw daddy as a lady, the place you want to go is Oregon. That's where you want to be. So this is, we're trying to, the dust is settling from the election and we're giving people recommendations on what they can do. You're upset about the election? This is a house for a dollar you can live in.

It'll Italy four. If you're a lady who likes to spin the wheel and not make dudes use rubbers, then Oregon is the place you wanna go because Oregon is stockpiling abortion drugs right now. And this chick definitely doesn't ever need to worry. She's never got to worry. Whatever baby she's gonna have is gonna be very planned and in vitro. There will be a sperm donor for her. You can never judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a lesbian by her haircut.

Okay? And when the governor looks like Keith Olbermann, you can fairly and confidently say, she's looking out for you ladies and not herself. This has nothing to do with her She don't got to worry about any unplanned pregnancies And she don't look like she's gonna be one the one carrying the baby either The one with the long hair is

She's definitely I don't know do they call that a top in that relationship, I don't know She's definitely the one that can reach the top cabinet ship? I don't know. She's definitely the one that can reach the top cabinet. She's the one who gets on a stool and she's the one that brings the Amazon boxes in. She opens the sauce jars. She opens the sauce jars, she brings the Amazon boxes boxes in and Oregon governor Tina Koteck is also a hell of a softball player. I hope I got you laughing because I got Jesse cracking up. So that's the place you want to go is Oregon. Beautiful summers for about a week and a half and then the rest of the time it's like you're living in a cold sauna. So but you will be able to spin the wheel and have your abortions and if

you are a guy that likes to spin the wheel with your money and you've taken a liking to gambling. The place you want to go during this Trump presidency is New Jersey because New Jersey is no longer known. It's no longer known for wild horses and Kevin Smith movies. Not anymore. It's no longer known for its bear population, for its beautiful suburban homes, for commuters to New York. What else was New Jersey known for? Atlantic City, the Jersey Shore.

No longer. New Jersey now is where you go to put a little juice on the table and risk your child's 529. If you wanna empty out your child's 529 at a penalty because you're just feeling lucky tonight. You go to New Jersey where people have been fucking gambling and losing. New Jersey gambling revenue now is at an all time high

with online and in person. So it's just America now, man. All time high. How much do you think? It is now, these are numbers reserved for like massive service companies or industrial companies or tech companies, but New Jersey, the New Jersey gambling revenue

is now as high as 5.2 billion. And that was in 2022. I'm sure it went up to 67 billion after the Jake Paul fight alone. You know how many people put money on that? But a lot of it is coming from online. Only a fraction of that is coming from casinos. So it's not like Atlantic City's back or anything. It's just mommy's online on her phone and she's playing the numbers.

She's got digital scratch offs in the living room after dinner. Only three of the nine casinos, Borgata, Ocean, and Resorts had more in-person revenue than online in 2022. Six casinos had more total gambling revenue in 2022 than they did this the year before. The market leader, Borgata, won 1.3 billion in overall gambling revenue. Golden Nugget, half a bill.

Tropicana, 365 mil. Bally's 198 mil. So the Borgata's the spot, it's the nicest one. I love the Borgata. You don't like to gamble though, right? No, I don't gamble at all. No, I don't gamble at all, but until we get a company here that,

and I'll say I put a little juice. No, I do not gamble at all. Don't have a need for it. Don't have a need for it. Don't have a urge for it. Do you? No, I can't do math. Like if I sit down at the blackjack table, I can't keep up with the numbers.

I don't know what's going on. Yeah, it's too hard. Yeah, I don't have that. I don't have that thing. Craps looks fun. Yeah, I barely drink, not for any reason. Just like not as interested in it as I used to be. And I was never that crazy interested.

I did have a period where I was saucing it up, but you know, that was just, we were having fun. You were there. No drugs, you know? No gambling. Yeah, no. None of that. Doesn't interest me.

I don't know, it doesn't grab a hold of me. Doesn't grab a hold of me. I don't know what has grabbed a hold of that. Doesn't interest me. I don't know, it doesn't grab a hold of me. Doesn't grab a hold of me. I don't know what has grabbed a hold of me. You know? Anxiety. Anxiety. Which I've always had. I mean, Jesse's known me for a long time, dog. You're talking over 30 years.

I've had anxiety the whole way through. Maybe you need to gamble a little. Do you remember when we'd be at your house, we'd be working and I would just start hyperventilating and I didn't even know why because I was just excited over a project we were cutting? Yeah, just always had anxiety. Maybe you need a new vice in your life.

Maybe that's what a vice does, is like you start getting a little anxious and you're like, all right, it's time for me to hit the peace pipe. So gambling's big right now. It's one of the big industries in the country and Jersey is a spot that you could go. Can you gamble out of state

and go online for Jersey Company? I think the rules have changed. I remember when it first came out, you had to be in the state of Jersey to gamble online, but now with all these online gambling sites, I think it's the Wild West out there. You can do whatever you want. You can do whatever you want.

And as long as the taxes are coming in, governments like, look, we gotta do what we gotta do. It's been a boon for a lot of these states. Yeah, now Biden has brought back some chip factories, right? So we got a couple of those come back. Yeah, I think so. We'll see. A couple of microchip companies.

We gotta start making some stuff. But all the big companies are American. Yeah, yeah. Most of them. Yeah, all the Fortune 500 companies. They're all still American. So yo, relax, dog. We're still on top.

It's just we're not as dedicated to like internet espionage yet. But once we get in there, we could really have some fun. We gotta get in there the way that they're in there. You don't think we are? Not the way they are. I think we're over there. I think there's like a government,

like a tax break or whatever. I think everyone there gets a fake account. I think it's like, everyone's there like, this is just your duty as a citizen to just go on their versions of these and just fuck around. Yeah, troll some people. Yeah, just fuck around.

Say something and cause an argument, you know? That's it, and then screenshot it and you get your free ramen noodles or, you know, you get an orange chicken half off, and that's it. A couple extra fortune cookies, something like that, I'm sure, and in Russia, a couple of, I don't know, some more bear meat or whatever they eat up there, whatever goulash, goulash, is that the food or gulag?

Gulag's the prison. Yeah, not the gulag. Yeah, if you don't do it, you get put in the Gulag probably. They're all in there and they love it. They're having fun. It's a fun job. That would be fun to have like a, like if the Americans decided, that would be fun.

Just to have like one fake account where you're just like, they take some AI picture and you're that guy and you just go into a Russian site. You're like, man, dude, fucking, you guys don't have an in-help burger but you say it in Russian like bro bro I just came back from the medical we need to bro you know just hype in America like we used to do with Rocky movies mm-hmm Corey Hayman Corey Feldman although they were getting fucking

they were getting they were getting air pumped into their assholes. I mean, those kids were getting inflated. They were definitely treated like balloons. Unfortunately, they were. But that's what you had to do to be a star back then. Nobody was looking. How bad do you want it? Ronan Farrell wasn't on the case yet.

No. So, it's an ugly, ugly, ugly history over there in Hollywood, which is not really what it used to be anymore anyway. That's all changing. I think Hollywood is in DC, Jake Paul's house, and these big movies that they're making now, they're just not gonna really make any money unless they go straight to Netflix or Hulu,

and even still, people got too many options. Nobody's up in arms about Denzel in this. I don't know who he plays in Gladiator II and Ridley Scott's Gladiator II, but I predict that it's gonna be like the Joker II. Really? You wanna leave a classic alone. But nobody's up in arms because he's such a great actor,

they don't care. They're just like, bring that training day energy to whatever emperor you are. They probably made him a more or something, because they did have, you know, African royalty around, right, Shakespeare wrote about one, Othello. So there's a scene supposedly where he kissed a man in the film, which for black dudes is a big, big,

this is how you end up on Cat Williams list. So he didn't want that smoke. He didn't want to be on Club Che Che. He didn't want to be talked about on Club Che Che by Charlemagne the God. So he slipped up and he said, I actually kissed a man in the film, but they took it out.

And all his people were probably going, no, no, no, they'll say, don't, don't, cat's listening. But the director says that it didn't happen. It was acting. They did an acting technique. He says they never did. They acted the moment it didn't happen. Who do you believe?

Ridley Scott or Denzel Washington? Denzel wants it to be true. But look at Denzel, because he's such an actor. He's above that stuff. You ever hear him talk? He's a wise guy. Right, dude. And look, he even did a pun here.

He goes, it really is much ado about nothing. So he went with the Shakespeare. Nobody knew that. They're making more of it than it was. I kissed him on his hands. I gave him a peck and I killed him. So yeah, and back then they were like, look, I'm an actor, dog, I go full.

He's probably going like, I go with Daniel Day-Lewis on this shit. They wanted me to bang out of Unic with no balls. I banged out of Unic with no balls. Like, that's how I prepared for the role, kissing dudes. I am, I'm a method actor, I'm the real deal. But the black community, they, the gay conspiracies never stop.

They're like, every single black successful actor, they're going like, that guy touched a penis. His character is Macrinius Had been in relationships with other men in the past the script mentions that his character had been in relationships with other men in the past At the governor's award in Los Angeles Connie Nielsen who reprises her role as Lucilla in the gladiators shared her thoughts on Washington's cut same-sex scene. Let's see what she says. My grieving scene didn't make it in the film

either. It's not homophobia, it's just there was no more room for it. Are you kidding me, dog? I think they just wanted no smoke because if there was a scene where Denzel was kissing, you would get so many people to tune in just to kind of talk about it. Like it would have been such a so much content for you know content creators to talk about. So that was a bad move that would have given so much publicity to Gladiator. So they shouldn't have cut it out. But you know these are these people with their integrity. I don't know whatever they're living in.

This is Trump's America now. This is Trump's America now more gay stuff You know more gay stuff, but also like dude you're in a movie like take a hint Jake Paul Just fought a 58 year old with one knee Mike Tyson 60 million people watched like you don't need to be like does this scene fit you go like throw it in there for the fucking For the fodder it will create. This will be big news on BOSEP. And if it ain't big news on BOSEP, we ain't gonna sell no tickets

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