Yannis Pappas Hour - Too Much Pride, Stinky French Right Wing Cheese & Official Unofficial Acts

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

Yanni is back after missing a week due to the death of his dear cousin. He gives his take on the far-right take over of France. Yanni lectures the gays on the overreach of pride month, and explains the infamous Supreme Court ruling on Donald Trump’s immunity as president. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their casual, weekly bonus episodes here:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis to check out our sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.

Hello fans of the show and random people tuning in for 8 Seconds on YouTube. My name is Giannis Pappas. I'm a fake newscaster giving the news to you about yesterday, today, so you can have a brighter tomorrow. I'm trying to trademark that. I don't think it's been used. Everyone knows what's going on. So I'm just here to give my take.

That's what's going to happen in the coming hour for my mandatory podcast. You are going to hear my take on things like the Supreme Court, like the payless prank, like RFK eating a dog. Uh, having loving Chinese food is another way to say it. dog. Having loving Chinese food is another way to say it. Matt Wallace's tweet about possibly Biden retaliating for the Supreme Court immunity decision by sending a big ass storm to Texas. I thought that was the Jews job, but apparently the Biden's also have the Jew the magic Jew weather tool and they're ready to unleash it We will get into it lab-grown meats are banned in Florida so you can have fake tits a fake ass fake lips a

Fake job because you sell cocaine and you just tell people you're a party promoter in Miami But you cannot eat, sell, grown meat while you do cocaine right on Lincoln Road in Miami. Thanks to Governor DeSantis, we will get into it. We will break down the far right takeover in France. What's happening? Is it just the way to say we want our stinky cheese culture back

and we don't want any more halal? I think I just summed it up for you. They're done with kosher slaughterings. And they just want wine, dirty mirrors, women's arm hair, and stinky cheese. That's all they want. They just want to be French. And they're done. They are absolutely done with any type of fashion attire above the neck. They don't want it. The French people don't want it.

They want their bourgeois back. This is what French people do. Is this the French Revolution happening again? Remember the French Revolution happened and then the American Revolution happened so is this a harbinger of history repeating itself where they have a far-right revolution over here and then Trump becomes Caesar over here and kicks everyone out who doesn't have a Christian birth name? Could be! You'll only find out if you stay tuned in from the all-powerful Yachty who gets all his information from the international Jew

So I got the answers stick around patreon.com Janus Pappas hour for our bonus episodes well bonus episodes where we get laid back at local and It's a little less professional than this setup. And you can see me in shorts because it's summer and I wear shorts, okay? Which is illegal in some countries and France wants to make very, very legal again. Also, Pride Month's over.

Thank God. to the fake politics and the propaganda. Yeah, this kid screwed in, got a lot to say. Aw shit, it's bout to be a long day. It's a long day. Guys, this podcast is brought to you by Cayman Cigar Company. They make premium cigars using the highest quality Caribbean tobacco and the cigars are hand rolled by master cigar rollers.

So enjoy a cigar and give back to those in need. Head to caymanscigars.com slash Yanis to check out their sampler while supplies last use the code Yanis for 10% off your order. Once again, that's caiman cigars with a S caiman cigars.com backslash Yanis for 10% off and make sure you We're just here talking about actions and equal but opposite reactions. Pride Month has turned me into a born-again Christian. I didn't think he could do it. Okay. turned me into a born-again Christian. I didn't think he could do it. Okay, I didn't think

he could do it as someone who has homosexual family members and friends. I didn't think that San Francisco's gay pride parade could turn me into a born-again Christian, but it has. It really has. There is videos of men getting blown on the street. There is videos of men getting blown in the street. There is videos of men drinking pee. There's furries up there. There's children there. It's just too much. It's just too much.

That's not celebrating homosexuality. That's celebrating perversion. It's just ushering in perversion, right? It's the same way that certain things have ushered in very unscrupulous actors. You know how DEI and multiculturalism, which is on paper a very great thing to celebrate on paper, has ushered in some untoward and unscrupulous things as well.

Well, Gay Pride, having a whole month, it's just too much. ushered in some untoored and unscrupulous things as well. Well, Gay Pride, having a whole month, it's just too much. It's like 24 hour news, it's too much. You know how 24 hour news was the marijuana of ruining our brain with too much news? Well, Pride Month has ruined our brain because now they got a whole month to plan their furry outfits and their chapless fucking pants. Marching outfits. We need a conservative like Tim Dillon, a conservative gay leader who says that these marches have

to be fully clothed. We're trying to set an example, okay? You're not talking to the people who support you. You're trying not talking to the people who support you. You're trying to talk to the people who don't support you and say, hey, we're okay. We're not here to scare your children. And what do they do? They scare adults. I think they've scared a lot of gay people.

There's gay people in relationships. These marches, you know, you don't see a bunch of just homely bulls there. It's just a bunch of perverted men dressing in fake kitten masks with no pants on. They're absolutely nude. They're just nude. It's too much. This is too much.

And it's because they've had a whole month to plan. If they only had a week to, they only had one week, how about a day? If the 4th of July is just one day, the birth of our country, can't gay rights be one day? I mean, Jesus, Christmas is, dude, it's two days tops. Hanukkah even, and the Jews known for really, really, you know, trying to get a good deal, is only what, eight days? At max Christmas is 12 days, if you're very enthusiastic, if you go by the song. How did gay pride get to 31 days?

Why are there rainbow flags? Why are there, why are there American flags for like a week tops a day? You know, it's like a week preceding July 4th, there's like American flags. Gay pride flags are just, you know, it's a month, dude. It's a month. Can we just give them a day? And then in Alabama, let's fight for an hour.

You gotta start small. You're trying, you know, they just, they got these victories, more specifically the big victory of gay marriage and all this, but then the, the littler victories of just like most of the Republican party being okay with it. And they just went ham.

They just went berserk. Can people just not go berserk? It's like once you do a big score, you don't go out and buy a bunch of fur coats. Did anyone take any lessons from good fellows? You got gay marriage, you don't go out and start blowing dudes in the middle of June on the street in public. You don't go out having children lead your march. You don't go out fulfilling stereotypes of your of your enemies. You don't go out handing easy layups to the people who want to criticize you. You go out there in tuxedos and you talk about family values with your boyfriend, Gary.

You don't go out there, you know, like you're in some dungeon in the East Village in 1962. Like some shamed justice who's, you don't go out there like the guy from the, the fat guy from the Sopranos who was hiding gay going to a leather bar dancing in ashless chaps Whatever they're called. I don't know the proper name for them But it is a gay outfit where a guy's ass is completely bare and there's leather around it I think there's a leather just kind of encasing the ass, but the ass is available It's the most available clothing for the gay lifestyle, is the way to say it, right?

It's the most available clothing for the gay lifestyle. Just like the skirt, like the sundress is the most available attire for the hot, straight, goddamn beautiful spring and summer lifestyle. You just don't do that. So I have to say, as a big supporter of the gays, I'm very happy that the Pride Month's over. I just, the whole month I just go,

I just, I cringe like this because I know it's getting a bad reaction. I know it's just overkill. It's just, you. It's just, you know, you just because you want to support it and you just want them to quiet it down just a little bit. And then they go, don't quiet us down. You're trying and then we've been in a closet for a shot. Other people have problems too. People have problems. I understand that you couldn't kiss your boyfriend at a fast food steak restaurant for a long time. And now you can. Now you can. Now you can walk in proudly and go right into a Ruth's Chris steakhouse and just fucking be gay.

But celebrate that. Tone it down. There's babies there. There's families with babies. It's just, it's just, oh wait, go back up, because this is on X, where the truth reigns. 250,000. This Twitter followers profile name is Machiavelli and he just went 250 agates with an F at the front celebrate Tel Aviv's 20th gay pride parade.

How many pedophiles are there? Israel does have a problem with allowing a lot of pedophiles to there. Israel does have a problem with allowing a lot of pedophiles to repatriate. Did you know about that? That's a big story. No, I did not. Yeah, that is actually a big, it's a legitimate story that if you're Jewish and you're a pedophile,

you can, you go back, you do the right to return and you go to Israel and like, you're just, and it's actually Israeli groups, like advocacy groups that were like all fighting against it hard. There's a lot of pedophiles that fled to- First I'm hearing that. Israel, yeah, it was a big story.

It was, it's a true story, that is true. But this is the only gay pride parade in the region. That is the only gay pride in the region, and you know, this guy's wearing a, this guy's wearing a Indian chief's hat. They should move this parade to Iran, see what happens. Yeah, I mean maybe Iran would make it shorter. They'd end it quick.

I mean listen, sometimes they make good points. Like, hey guys, this guy's got a leather mask on his face. That's not gay, that's perverted. When you're naked and you're wearing a leather mask on your face, I'm not saying it's wrong, but it should be behind closed doors, okay? Masturbation's not wrong, but you shouldn't do it outside. Even straight sex is fine, but you shouldn't be

banging in the street. Okay? Just you're trying to win allies here. If you want, you know, you don't want to make it so people can't take their kids out at noon. Like if you want to wear the leather mask, you should do a early show and a late show pride parade one day. The early show, you know, you get your run-of-the-mill, you get your run-of-the-mill Megan Ropanapou's with her girlfriend. They're walking, they're sitting in their car, they're waving JFK style to the fans, and you bring your kids and you go, look, there's your favorite soccer player. Oh, look, there's our favorite comedian. Oh, look, there's our favorite actor. Oh Oh look, there's John Travolta. We knew it. Okay? And then you have your late show. One late show where it's at night, starts at 11, and that's

the one where you pull out all of the gimp gear. You call that one the gimp gear. You get the gimp gear out there and you have a little festival and that's for the adults and that's fun. You got to regulate this stuff somewhat. You can't just have fucking jail rules with everything. And that's why Trump's been good because Trump is doing so many bad things that he's forcing everyone to legislate and make some rules about stuff. What's official, what's unofficial conduct? So if you're in the gay pride parade, that's

unofficial conduct. When you're in your bedroom and you're wearing the gimp mask, that is unofficial conduct. You're protected by the laws of this great nation and you could do anything. You can, you know, you can coat a Snickers bar in shit and eat it. I don't know. It's got to be a fetish somewhere. Oh, I'm sure. Probably Japan.

And it's unofficial conduct. So the legal system cannot get involved. But once you're out in the public, dude, I don't care what permit you have. You are. It's, uh, it's unofficial, just like the Supreme Court ruled that, you know, we got to figure out what's official and what's unofficial. And you can be in trouble with the law based on what's official and what's unofficial. So that's what that's what we got from our rigorous review of the Supreme Court's decision that everyone is talking about this week. But I just

wanted to take a moment to celebrate the end of gay pride. So it's just back to a regular month. You know, just it's too long. I'm just coming out and saying it's too, as a big supporter of the gays, it's just too long. And your parades need to be a little rained in or later. You can't expect someone to bring the whole family at 1 a.m. for the GIMPs. You just can't, you just can't do it. And I think that's why we're seeing obviously such a big backlash, because ordinary people like me

are just privately in their head going, rein it in. Okay, they don't wanna listen to reining it in, because you know they just scream, activism, activism, okay, so then take it all away. Just turn this place in Afghanistan for like a couple years till people get the message that they had it good. Sometimes you gotta send a message to realize what, so people can realize what they have.

You don't know how good you had it until it's taken away and then they go, oh, maybe we should have been a little bit more conservative about the rollout of freedom. The rollout of freedom has to be a little bit more responsible. I mean, the gay marriage bill's been a long time now, right? What are we talking? Over 10 years. It's over 10 years. Put the GIMPs back in the fucking chests in the basement.

The GIMPs got to go back into the basement. They got to go back into the dungeons. All right? That's... You can't have those be your foot soldiers. Those are not your PR foot soldiers. Who's your PR foot soldier? You know, who's a good, good conservative gay? Doogie Howser. Put Doogie Howser out there drinking a goddamn Heineken in a J. Crew outfit, waving JFK style

with his boyfriend. Lance Bass out there doing scare pranks on TikTok with his boyfriend. Lance Bass out there doing scare pranks on TikTok with his boyfriend in his monogamous relationship with his bottom. Those guys switch for sure. That's more of a switch hitter situation. Throw him out there. Throw him out there.

I want to see Tim Dillon on a float, waving an American flag. That's what I wanna see. That will continue the acceptance that the gay rights movement had won in the early 2010s, whatever it was. That's what that's what that would do. Doogie Howser and Tim Dillon hand in hand, ushering

in the acceptance of gay rights in America. That's what we need. That's what we need to stop this black and the biggest reason why it makes me cringe the whole month is because I just am aware of the backlash. I'm aware of how this is being perceived, you know, by the people who don't morally agree with it, or who kind of just like, you know, kind of don't say, I don't care, but just keep it to yourself. You know, this is a little, it's like a little too flaunting. It's like winning the Civil War. It's the same mistake the North made. It's the same mistake that the Allied powers made. You punish too much. Too much. You want, you know, when you win you lift your, you

lift your opponent up and, you know, you lift your opponent up by having just a guy fully clothed marching. The same way the North should have lifted up the South instead of punishing them after the Civil War. The same way the North should have lifted up the South instead of punishing them after the Civil War. The same way the Allies should have, you know, done more of a Marshall Plan in Germany instead of just punishing them for World War One and they deserved it, don't get me wrong, but they should have just lifted them up a little more after World War One, you know? That's what you got to do. When you beat someone you don't dance over the body. You have some tact.

You know, in the UFC, you don't knock someone out and then start flaunting it. You already won. Take it easy. You know? When you're right, you just silently go, yes, like Napoleon Dynamite's brother or cousin or whoever it was. Yes, you just do one of those. Yes, and then you move on privately.

You move on. Or else things like what's happening in France happens. That's what happens. You hit the streets, you start praying in the middle of the street, you start protesting everywhere. There's just going to be a reaction. So now we got a far right reaction coming in France. And this is on the heels of course of the Dutch far right reaction.

There's no news on that guy. What has he done? Has he banned Halal restaurants yet? Whatever he's doing has just been quietly overlooked Whatever he's doing has just been quietly overlooked because of our addiction to the election news, Ukraine, and of course, Israel, Palestine, those three. Cause that guy, he may be cleaning house, who knows. He may have to catapult out.

I don't even know. They may have rolled. I mean, there might be just ships full people with rolled up carpets. You just may see a bunch of guys holding carpets just on a ship, just going that way. I don't know what's happening there. But I know that guy got elected and he's like,

his speeches was just like, Islam is incompatible. You're going that guys, that's not subtle. So I don't know what they're doing. But I'm, I don't, I haven't spoken to any Dutch friends recently, but it can someone over there, maybe leave a comment and let us know after a drunk night at the pub, is it a little harder to get a little late night shish kebab? Has it become a little harder? Has it become a little harder to get a little late night European meals? Cause that's what they have. They don't have like, uh, fast food and pizzas. They all, they have late night kebabs spots. So what's that like? Is it more of like an Uber ride now or what's the deal?

You've been drinking, you're drinking a four in the morning, the way you guys do, you can't handle you look, you vomiting on the street and you need to coat your stomach with some kebab. Is it a thing now? Is that a thing like, Oh my God, where do we go? Or is it still sort of like there, there, there, there, where there's a bunch of guys with jet black gelled hair and ear hair available with a gyros pit? What's going on?

What's going on? Is there a tan, a very tan Middle Eastern guy in a soccer jersey, giving readily available to feed you a late night kebab with white sauce. I'm, you know, I've toured in Europe. I know what the deal is. Can you get some donar?

Can you still get donar in the Netherlands? Or is it strictly herring and salmon? What are we talking about? They're huge in Europe, dude. Everywhere you go in Europe, late night spots are all donar spots, and they're good. The sliced meat right off there, you know, the mechanically whatever meat,

they just slice it, it's all roasted, and they just drizzle white sauce. People are fighting in the aisle I mean, you know fighting in the restaurant loud. They're all got soccer jerseys on people are throwing up women are just kind of like Just vulnerable Every European spot you go at 2 in the morning every city you see well Just guys walking around like this. Guys walk around and they're just like. They're like hammered.

They're like one heel is off and they're just like. I saw this guy. I saw this guy. I saw you. I saw you. And then they're like, they're shoving Dona on their mouth and there's like white jizz sauces dripping off their chin as they're like.

Hoot to the hoot to the hoot. I'm sweet and hoot to the hoot. Hoot. Some Norwegian town, Swedish town, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, who So let me know. I don't know what that guy's doing. I really don't know what he's up to But France France is following suit The far right is taking power dude and this chick She's more she's just like the Danish. She's even more than that guy. I'm calling him the Danish She's not Danish the Danish aren't the Danish aren the Dutch, more like the Dutch guy. He had a Danish in Denmark, that's Macbeth. And the Dutch, although they're all the same, but the Dutch are in the Netherlands. So she's even more straightforward than, I mean, the Italian chick and the Dutch dude.

She, you saw her, they, she, they were, she had to go somewhere and put on a head scarf. And she was like, I'm not putting on a head scarf. In France? Yeah. She don't play. It's a chick. It's a French chick. But she had to put on a head scarf in France. Something, I don't know where she was,

but they asked her respectfully if she could put on a head scarf. She's like, I'm not putting on no fricking headscarf and cameras or whatever, she does not care. And, you know, supposedly they won big, not like little, it looks like they're winning big. So that's the silent moderate majority I always talk about, the ones that I go like, that sounds great, just don't tell anybody I said you know that group that's that group

voting now because they've had it they've just had it they look out on the streets and they just protests everywhere and they've just had it they've just they just go just make it all go away but don't tell my employer that I voted between me and you whatever you you got to do, got to do. If you got to kill them, if you got a catapult, just roll out the catapults, get out the ships, roll up their carpets and get them out of here. The catapult is the best.

The catapult and just roll up the carpets. I mean, there's just carpets are being rolled up. And it's, there's a sad aspect to this because, you know, most people are good. It's just these young kids. I bet there's a lot of parents that like hardworking immigrants, their kids are just running around breaking bottles, yelling about Israel and stuff, trashing stuff, breaking windows, and just French people just had enough. You saw this coming.

I mean, France is I think 15% Muslim now, so it's just a big backlash because what they see is all these news reports of just riots and stuff and just assimilation isn't really going that well and the custom, in France they're hardcore about it, you're not allowed to wear a headscarf, I think there's a law.

They tried. Yeah, they tried, it didn't go? Well, that's about to change. Dscarf on. I think there's a law. They tried. Yeah, they tried, it didn't go. Well, that's about to change. Dress code incoming. There was that whole thing on the beach. Yeah, you ever go to a strip club with a hat on and they tell you to take the hat off? Dress code about to be enforced.

No backwards hats, no sneakers, no baggy pants allowed. There's about to be a lot of coded language at the club door. The band does not apply to the Hajibe. Oh, so you're not allowed to cover the face. You're not allowed to go full stormtrooper. You can only do a half seat. So you can wear a burka, but no full body coverings anymore.

You can't wear a burka. Huh? You can't wear a burka. Oh, you can't wear a burka, but you can wear a hijab. Hijib. I think it's a hijib. And that took effect in 2011. So, I mean, it's not a surprise that this element was there waiting to be mobilized and galvanized

because that's what's happening now. So like, you know, every, like, like I said, everyone thought the fastest were out, you know, when the commies were running the streets, but they both, they both got their reckless forces. The right's reckless forces, I think, are just about to be marched. The Proud Boy party is about to get four seats in Congress. Is this Supreme Court ruling Caesar crossing the Rubicon?

Jesse Scaturo, is this the end of democracy in America? Are we entering the American Empire officially? I don't mean like a tongue in cheek, we're an empire because we got bases everywhere. I'm talking about is this the beginning is, you know, when Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon, that was the first time that they said, Hey baby, I'm a dictator. It didn't really officially get codified till Augustus. See, yeah, I like history. Should I start a show too? I just got to find me. You got to throw a little inside baseball to the, to the guys in the league, you know? What was I talking about?

Look I'm, oh my God, I just got caught doing the white power signal. I don't know why I did this, but I promise you it's not the white. Now we just got demon doing the white power signal. Uh oh. Uh oh. I don't know why I did this, but I promise you it's not the white. Now we just got demonetized. Demonetized. Oh Jesus. How about this? What does this mean?

Does this mean LGTBQ rights? What was I saying? Yes, is it, is it, is this the beginning of the end of the Roman democracy, the short experiment with the democracy, has Caesar crossed the Rubicon in the form of this Supreme Court ruling. I go to my official legal and political analyst, Jesse Ufa Scatorra. I'm wearing my aans today. You got your a odds today, but you're a classy kid now because you got a weight room in your building.

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We've had a long tradition, I guess, of not prosecuting presidents for things that they did as official duties as president. As an example, we would say lying about weapons of mass destruction, that was an official duty. Was it a crime? I say yes. I say prosecutable.

But the Supreme Court would, this decision would lean towards not prosecutable. It was they could go It was a judgment call at the time It was a judgment call. I don't know why I went you for that It was just in the roll it you were thinking lawyer. I mean was thinking lawyer, right? It was a judgment call It's a defense. Hi. My name is Dubostein. I'm representing Klein and Klein and I'd like to say it was a judgment call. Oh man.

Can't even do that without thinking someone's gonna clip it and make me either an anti-semite or support it. Someone said, well, okay, yeah, Yanni's got it. He's on the team. Yanni knows best. Okay, yeah, Johnny's got it. He's on the team. Johnny knows best So that's that's where we are we're divided on this ruling the Democrats I think are more Let me break this down for the people who don't know let me teach you something y'all won't learn. Let me learn you some Let me learn you give you the official breakdown of what's going on. So the Democrats are mostly mad about this for political reasons,

expedient political reasons. Did I describe that right? I went for it. Sounds good. Sounds good. Expedient political ramifications. Better than reasons sounds better. Makes me sound smarter.

They want a swift resolution to his felony charges related to the false or as his, his lawyers like to refer to it, alternate, right? Alternate electors, right? So what basically happened was, and that case is in Georgia. Am I right? Whatever it is Trump's on the hot seat for Trying to overthrow the election by conspiring to have false electors delay the process of

Governor Pence saying hey, we're ratifying this election Governor Pence saying, hey, we're ratifying this election. Here's the electors sent this thing in. So then in 2020, are you following me? Are you people at home following me? It's a simple thing. I'm gonna try to do it like I'm doing a baseball thing. So Trump lost the election. There is no evidence he didn't lose it.

No widespread election fraud apparently. There's been legal cases, all types of looks into this. Both sides have admitted there's no evidence beyond Trump saying there's tons of evidence. So when Biden was elected, Trump said some things, got some people riled up. Those people ended up going to the Capitol. Also, he contacted some local people or people close to him, contacted some local allies at the state level saying, hey, let's change the electors because of the electoral college. Those are the ones that send in the certificate or whatever saying this is the official results. We're putting that, but this is what the people voted. So we're going to vote the way the people voted.

So Trump said, find me some alternate electors so we can delay this thing because he wanted to delay it because he wanted to find some election interference and he didn't want it to be official that Joe Biden won the election and the Supreme Court actually ruled that those charges against him would fall under the umbrella of unofficial conduct. Correct, Jesse? What? Yes.

What? You're Chuck GBT-ing, but you're not following me. So the Supreme Court actually found that Trump or people close to Trump or it's alleged that he was involved, was he involved, that him trying to get those quote unquote fake or alternate electors, the left uses the word fake, the right uses the word alternate electors to delay the ratification, the codification, whatever word you want to call it, that Biden won the election,

they, the Supreme Court actually ruled that that conduct that is alleged against Trump would fall under unofficial duties. Yes. We went over this. We just fucking covered it. Okay. I'm just making sure.

Okay. So in other words, that case where he was, yeah, when he was delaying that, yeah, would be unofficial, which I would think the left would celebrate, but they're upset because they're upset. What they're upset about is that the Supreme Court, let me just hold it. They're upset about the fact that the Supreme Court did not said, the Supreme Court, let me just hold it. They're upset about the fact that the Supreme Court

did not said, the Supreme Court said we gotta have further, there's gotta be further analysis of what, legal analysis, legal rulings at lower courts on what is official and unofficial, right? So that would delay, let me just do this Queen style, baby. Freddie Mercury. There you go. Mama. I got AIDS. Whoa. Whoa. It's true though. You want to

pause? Let's pause. Historically. I mean, pause. All right. So me and Jesse are right just to be succinct and clear for the people who listen to this for only educational purposes. The justices indicated that determining whether the fake electoral scheme was an official or unofficial act quote unquote requires a close analysis of the indictments, extensive and interrelated allegations. They noted that this alleged conduct could quote unquote cannot be neatly categorized as falling within a particular presidential function.

So that's where I was right. Okay. I'll read that again. The fake electoral scheme cannot be neatly categorized as falling within a particular presidential function and requires a fact specific assessment of Trump's interactions with various state officials and private individuals. So of course some legal experts have said that this is most likely to be considered unofficial. Of course Trump's attorney has said that the fake electors plan could potentially qualify as an official act. It's what so you know if you're Trump supporter you got to admit that that's what he did right so that's what he did that's what so, you know, if you're Trump support, you got to admit that that's what he did, right? So that's what he did That's what happened

He wanted to delay The election results by doing this fake electors scam or alternate electors scam whatever language you want to use That's what happened. So they are essentially Sending the issue back to lower court courts. The Supreme Court is sending the issue back to lower courts to further for further analysis and fact finding. And why the Democrats are mad about that is like I said, for politically expedient purposes, they wanted them to say it's this was bad, he can be prosecuted. He's not protected by this presidential immunity, which has been sort of a custom, I guess, or whatever in our country, whatever it may

be. But they're not going to get that. So this is going to delay things. So nothing conclusive has happened. But you know, the democrats are going crazy saying this could mean that a president could do anything. They do have some points, right? Based on the vagueness of this ruling. This is kind of vague. They kind of passed the buck. That's the thing.

That's where I kind of agree with the left on this personally, without my jester hat on. I think the truth is they kind of passed the buck. They just went like, we don't know, depends on the facts. But you can't prosecute a president for official duties. But what those official duties and if it was official duty needs to be examined based on the facts. So they basically didn't rule anything, right? Except for that. Like, hey, you can't prosecute a guy for bombing a country if he thought it was gonna help America, right?

Or you can't prosecute a guy for saying weapons of mass destruction. If he's on the clock. If he's on the clock. Which is a little weird to me, because that would be like, hey, I'm on the clock right now. If I just shoved my cock in your mouth, that's a sexual assault.

Can I say, hey, that was just, I was playing a character? This gets into that Alex Jones thing too. But are you doing the business of America by doing that? I am doing the business of America. I can argue I'm doing the business of America. I'm doing the business of America because you're half Jewish and I'm educating a Zionist on anti-Zionist ways.

Or yeah, I mean, whatever. Like if I, you know what I'm saying? I guess it has to do with being, doing the business of America. But what is that? I mean, what's the difference? If you're working at Subway, you're on the clock. I mean, you still have to be,

you have to be lawful, right? You can't just have total immunity, right? You can't just be like, be protected by this thing of like, oh, I was just the president. Oh, I spied on these people because I thought they were communists. I had this Intel they were communists. I Don't know. It's vague by the official. I know I'm right. I know I'm right I think this was vague. I think it might have been purposely vague because he had some allies in the Supreme Court I think this also could have been a little bit of an FU because of the New York cases and the people on the Supreme Court who happen to have an affinity towards the right, which we know there's six of them, one of which his wife had

a flag on her lawn. I mean, it's not a secret clients. Thomas, you know, likes the repubs. I think they might have been like, hey, I think you're going after him too much in New York, which is something I also warned about. This stuff doesn't play good on the internet because I'm really in the weeds, right? Because I've kind of indicted him by saying, I think the charges are real in Georgia,

but I'm saying the ones in New York are kangaroo court shit. Because I went based on the facts, which nobody does anymore. But the ones in New York are absolutely a joke. I mean, they're a joke. It's a real, I mean, they're a joke. We covered it. I'm not going to go over it again. Just watch previous episodes.

It's a joke. But the fake elector scheme is not a joke. Trying to overturn the election, that's not a joke. That's real. There's stuff on that. The obstruction of justice with the classified documents, that's not a joke, right? That's not a joke.

Those are real, at least. Whatever your opinion of them on, it's real. This whole Deutsche Bank thing or whatever bank it was. I can't remember what bank it was like that whole thing is just like, so maybe the maybe those justices were like, Hey, there's a little fuck you back. And then that's when you start to get into ugly territory. So I don't know. But as long as everyone just keeps screaming with this partisan rancor, we'll never be able to have an honest conversation about that because the Dems just go, he's a convicted

felon. He's a rapist. He's a convicted. And you're going like, did you read the facts of the case? I don't know. It was at some department store 40 years ago. Did you see the source of that? She's a little bit of a loony too, no?

And what, he grabbed her? What, he pushed her? What? And then the square footage of the apartment, you're going, huh? The bank can't find out how big the apartment is? I mean, you're, you know, but they just go, they, they're just relying on that because they think that's going to take Trump down. That's a miscalculation. That's irresponsible. It also implies that they may be going after him and stretching the law a little bit to get him, which makes them look bad for these other cases, which are legitimate. I've gone over this. This is not, I'm not on News Nation. I'm sorry. I really am sorry. I really am sorry. But like, where else can you hear this shit? I'm right. I just know I'm right. That's the thing is I know I'm fucking right.

You know? It's like I'm fucking right, dude. Dude. But this just continues this kind of extreme ping pong that goes back and forth. So everyone's up in arms about the Supreme Court case. But in 2022, because of these fake electors, Congress, right, voted and they said,

all right, the vice president now is more of a ceremonial thing. When he says this is the person who won the election, it's more ceremonial. Congress is the one who has to go boom, boom, boom from certified electors that are determined before the election so there's no more of this bullshit where you can claim alternate electors from the states.

It's usually going to be what the attorney general or secretary of state of that state and that's it. So Trump is good because he's making sure he's made all this stuff that was ambiguous. He's like breaking the system. He's like going hey these are flaws in the system. It's almost like Trump is almost like the hacker who hacks you. You remember Catch You If You Can? He's almost like the guy in he's almost like Leonardo DiCaprio in Catch You If You Can. He takes advantage of these loopholes these these loopholes and these ambiguities, and then makes you go, all right,

because Trump broke it, we gotta fix it. We gotta do this for posterity. We gotta figure out what's official, what's not official. We gotta figure out how to insure against this alternate electors bullshit that was just floating around, because Trump is using all this stuff to get away with stuff.

See, he's good for America. So he's good for America. away with stuff. See, he's good for America. So he's good for America. You can make that argument, he's good for America because he's getting away with all this stuff and then we're going, oh, we can't let this be a thing anymore, it's gotta be white, black or white. We gotta shore up the law here on what is and what isn't. Now this is what made me have the idea.

Trump is doing a lot of good things. He's sparking a lot of good conversation. Trump is making me realize we need a draft. Okay? We need a draft. We need a presidential draft. I say this as a sports fan and sports fans can understand and let's be honest is mostly men to this, because all the women only know me from a female character, I do. Female if you're on the left. Male and female clothing if you're on the right. Why does everyone care so much about everything? Why does everyone care so much about everything?

But we need a draft, don't we? We need a draft before the democracy. We need a draft, don't we? We need a draft before the democracy. We need a draft. Otherwise, we're going to continue, especially the way our country's education system has decompensated and how everything's become a roast battle now. We need to implement a draft to fix this because right now our three candidates, we have two and one guy, kind of there, who is just like, is this for the top job in America? Is this what we got? A guy who has clear cognitive decline, a convicted felon son who smokes crack, who was sitting on the

board of an energy company in Ukraine while he was vice president and in charge of Ukraine policy. That's fucking fishy. Who also happens to be just too old. Did you get that? Did people get that? Cause I don't know if I was crazy. I was watching the debate and I was just going, maybe this guy's too old. Maybe he's just too old to be president of the United States

and sign up for another four years of duty. That's what I got out of it. The other guy was just being the other guy talking about his, how good his golf score is. Hasn't changed a bit. And lying his fucking ass off about everything. He hasn't changed a bit, but the other guys changed, not for the better. So we got these two fucking geriatrics.

And then we got this third guy who apparently finger blasted his 23 year old babysitter and ate dog Did heroin and cheated a lot and his wife offed herself These are all public facts Okay, he's also had to his his family's had to like take themselves out of things because he's put up false statement I don't know. I haven't read the full article. I look forward to reading the Vandy Fair article that came out, I don't know, today or yesterday. But he's posing with a dog. Supposedly it's a confirmed canine.

He says it's a goat. He says it's a goat, but experts say the 13 ribs, it's a dog. It's probably a dog. Who cares? It's a cultural thing. Of course, it's not going to play well in America. But you know who wasn't playing in America to begin with? His candidacy. It's not. He's on Tiger

Belly. He's been on the Tim Dillon show. I do not want a president who has been interviewed by Bobby Lee. I don't want it. I'm sorry, I don't want it. I don't want anyone that I want know personally to be in the same room as a presidential candidate. I don't want somebody, no offense, Bobby Lee, who has a picture of himself up in a comedy club with his pants off interviewing a presidential candidate. These things matter. People go, oh, this is a hit piece.

No, you know what was a hit piece? The Huberman thing, that was a fucking hit piece because he's a fucking podcaster and his job is of very little import. Who gives a fuck if he has a couple of girlfriends and a few cell phones? Who gives a fuck if Tiger Woods is banging half of Scandinavia?

I don't give a shit. But when you're president of the United States, expect a deep dive into your history and your character. And I welcome that. And every American citizen should welcome that. If he cheated on his wife a whole bunch and made her upset, I wanna know that. If he dabbled in heroin for a while, I wanna know that.

I think we should know that. If he's against the Meagles vaccine, Measles vaccine or whatever, and there's a lot of evidence that the Meagles vaccine, Measles vaccine or whatever, and there's a lot of evidence that the Meagles vaccine is good, people wanna know. If he's lied about stuff with the EPA or whatever the hell is else in the art, people should know because he's running for president.

So you open yourself up for that when you're running for president, and that's a good thing because we're trying to make sure that this guy's capable of being the leader of the free world, man. And these are our three options. I just don't understand how we've come to these three options. Where are the other people?

And I tell you why, the good people don't want it. They don't want the headache. They don't want the deep dive. They don't wanna be on CNN explaining why they talked marijuana in college. Remember that? Remember when that? You remember when that was a scandal? And it should be. You're running for president. So what does that mean? How much

marijuana do you do? Like, you know, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude, they run a background check for you if you want to get a job at Charles Schwab. Of course they're gonna, you know what I mean? They're gonna do a little background check if you want to be president of the United States, and reporters are gonna do their job. I get it, but do you remember when that was a scandal? You remember like, oh my God, did Obama, did Bill Clinton smoke weed? He didn't inhale though, right?

Bill Clinton didn't inhale. He smoked it. He had to lie about smoking a little weed in college. We weren't sure if that was enough information to get him elected. Of course, later after he got elected, he stuck a cigar on it and put, you know, and then a bunch of people dropped dead

and were like, maybe we were spending too much time on the marijuana and we weren't checking those flight logs too closely. Cause the kid was on a, he was on a few, a few scandalous flights. That was not American business. That was not American business, official business. Sticking a cigar, rolling your cigar

at a 21 year old intern's vajajaj is not official business. Hopping on Jeffrey Epstein's plane is not official business. Having everyone kill themselves who worked with you is not official business. There's a lot of things in the Clintons it's not official business. But that's pretty funny dude. It's pretty, it's really funny. I just love, like the thing about Obama is like what do we got on him? Is his wife a man? You know? Is he secretly gay? Maybe he is. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe she's a man.

Remember that in the Tucker interview? Yeah. Well, that guy. Yeah, that guy. I remember bringing that up on Rogan and he just had no idea. I was like, did you just do a quick Google search of that guy's history? But he did say privately I dream about to a letter to his college friend. I have sex with men in my imagination or whatever, imagination only or whatever. Who doesn't? Who doesn't, right? I mean, I don't. I don't think straight guys Obama, is he at least, what is it, Panamourious?

Panamourious? I mean, I don't dream about banging guys with hairy legs. I don't think about that. I don't wanna rub beards, I don't. But guys with very smooth legs. Smooth legs and estrogen shots. And then at least we're in the ballpark. Getting closer. We're getting closer at least we're in the ballpark. Getting closer.

We're getting closer at least. But still not quite there. But at least, you know, we're in the ballpark. I, no I don't, I have to say as a guy who considers himself straight, you can have your own opinion. I don't have any fantasies about, I know it's cool now for the kids and I may be losing some kid listeners here,

but I don't have any fantasies about having sex with men. So if Obama was having sex with men in his imagination, perhaps that's part of what he likes which is whatever maybe he was the first big gay president maybe maybe big Mike is a real thing maybe big Mike's got a piece but that's certainly unofficial business right that's unofficial business had nothing to do with you know getting the economy turned back around after Bush so who's your number one draft pick? So the reason why we need a draft is we gotta get these guys, I gotta make this clippable. I go off on 10 just because it's an hour show and that's how my brain works and I get swift,

but let's make it clippable right now. Fuck this, nobody's listening to this at this point. I can put the secrets to the fucking universe. I could have Terrence Howard in here spewing his bullshit about the flower of life right now. Listen to that guy talk is amazing. I mean it's a fucking amazing gift again. I mean just not even really I mean, he's just use he's like It just remembers stuff that he reads and he's just going for it. He's just making associations and you're just like going like

Alright, dude, I guess one times one equals two. I thought one plus one equals two. I thought one one time equals one. But maybe I don't understand, I mean dude, I don't even know if there's a first grader who doesn't understand that. And there's people on the fucking internet going,

this guy's a genius, oh, because he's black, they're not letting him talk, you're going, I don't know where we are as a country anymore, man. I just, if we can't agree that one times one equals one, can you imagine we're in a place that there's a large, there's a bunch of people who wanna be convinced that one times one equals one? Yeah.

Like, okay, it's the Flat Earth thing again. Why would they hide that from us? What's the benefit of them hiding that? Or maybe he's just going, no, they didn't hide it, they just were wrong, and I'm right. While I was reading my lines for Crooklyn, while I was reading my lines for the vampire of Brooklyn. I don't remember what movies he was in.

I did a little side reading of Schopenhauer. I mean, what are we doing? Now let's make it clippable. We need to institute a draft for the presidential election. We can no longer afford to not draft people who are unwilling to run, say, this is our duty, the people have voted on who we're drafting, so we will vote

on who we're drafting. We'll draft the most seemingly pious, capable, smart, and have full mental capacity. That's a big one. capable, smart, and have full mental capacity. That's a big one. And draft them and say, we're drafting you to vote. You know, you have to do it. You have to do it.

You gotta serve your country for four years. And we have to make it sort of an honor. And of course, that honor will be, your whole history will be looked at. And whoever you finger blasted and whatever imaginatory, if you had an imagination about having sex with a guy, it'll be in the papers. Everything you do will be in the papers, but you'll be sacrificing for your country.

At least we understand that after he goes through that roast, if he's still, if that jesters roast or whatever that it really, if you come out clean on the other end, you're going like, you're, that's why we drafted you. We drafted 10 guys. We're trying to make a championship team here. One guy's going to win. And we just choose. But then it would kind of be like jury duty, wouldn't it? Some guys would be trying to get out of it. Some guys would be like, I banged the hooker yesterday. I smoked crack. Can I leave? So that's why. That's the flaw in that. But we don't let that happen. We go that's not true, we know you didn't smoke

crack. And they go no, and then they go in, but then they'll go and smoke crack. They'll be like, look I smoked crack, I don't want to serve. That's the problem with it. So there's no solution except electing Siamese twins who happen to be different in their political opinions. We gotta get Siamese twins who share a body, one of them's a Republican, one of them's a Democrat, and put that two-headed thing in the Oval Office and say, if you guys can figure this out, we're good, because you truly represent everybody.

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