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plan. What's up everybody welcome to the honest pappas hour sorry about the break the special came out
It's out right now youtube.com slash history hyenas go watch my newest stand-up special property owner
go check it out but it is good to be back I had to go to LA I had to go to Austin I
didn't see any evidence of the fires because I am not rich enough to see it it only hit
the rich areas that fire if it had a name, would be Luigi Mangione. It's a socialist
fire. It actually formed the face of Mao over the Malibu Hills. It really only hit the rich,
and I just wasn't in those areas. So LA just looked like the dump that it always is to
me. It just looks like Long Island with sun and Mexicans. That's all it is. But the food
is great in Los Angeles, I have to
say, and you can't eat healthier in Los Angeles, it's just they're very
health-conscious over there, and to get the product is just fresher, because you
know, California, what is California, the fourth biggest economy in the world as a
state? There's only three countries that have a bigger economy than California. It is a self-sustaining landmass of a state that has food, wine, whatever you want.
It all grows there, you know.
Even it's just got everything you need, your dreams, everything.
It's a great state.
It's beautiful.
People always think of LA and there's beautiful parts of LA.
You got the Pacific Ocean.
So that is where the Chinese will invade.
So, I also like that.
It's a nice buffer.
I like being on the East Coast where Europe's over here and Greenland, our Greenland.
And that's it.
We're never going to get invaded by Greenland.
We're never getting invaded by Europe.
We're going to be invaded from within.
No.
So, it's got a 4.1 or something trillion dollar economy over there in California
So I do love California and I as far as cities go LA is one of the better ones. I'm just a New York
Chauvinist that's what it is New York for me
It's just where I like to be where I will reside and then I went to Austin and it was way too hot
But I had a great time doing kill Tony that episode will be coming out next week if you're watching this but I had a great time doing Kill Tony. That episode will be coming out next week
if you're watching this.
And it was a great time and bad friends
and stuff like that to promote the special.
So I did all the goodies and I'm doing more.
Go check out Property Owner.
Thank you for everyone who's watched,
who is watching, who will watch.
Thank you to everybody who worked on the special.
I'm putting out singles too, because I know, you know, I know if you don't want to watch the whole
thing, there's a joke on my Instagram or whatever it is, or whatever we as delay I takes over
or whatever. But I'm just glad there's drama. This this show is about finding the drama
and talking about it because hey, I need a vehicle to talk to you every week to promote
my stand updates. And that's what we do. And I got a lot of talk to you every week to promote my stand updates.
And that's what we do.
And I got a lot of stand updates coming up.
I should be on the road a lot.
And you can come see me whenever you want in these places.
Providence Rhode Island in July, Tampa August, Bakerfield, California, October, Toronto,
October 18th, Tulsa, Oklahoma, 24th and 25th, Bozeman, Montana, which I'm excited about
because Montana's beautiful.
I'll probably go like a couple days early
just to see Montana, because I'll never do that again.
And then Stanford, Connecticut,
those are the dates that are on the books right now,
more being added.
I'm gonna be working on new material,
so come and check that out.
And of course, the Yanis Papasour will continue.
Also, History Hyenas, go check those two shows out,
mine and that, I'm on both shows.
So, that's how it is.
Here you see, you get a little solo taste,
and there you get a little me and Chrissy
just Googling shit to talk about,
and going wild off of that.
But you learn a little something in the process,
and that's very nice.
And it's been an interesting couple of weeks out there nothing different going on
except for the fact that Elon Musk and Donald Trump are they've had a split up
it must be the vaccine I don't know what happened but they're both having side
effects it doesn't look like they're BFF anymore and forms put out an article
that Elon Musk is indeed an absolute ketamine addict. Now is this
slander
or is it a truth? We don't know. He also showed up with a black eye to the White House. So I don't know
maybe one of his wives hit him. I mean the kid does live like a Mormon. He has a Mormon lifestyle.
He's sort of a transhumanist Mormon, which is very ironic
because he's trying to transcend being a human on this planet, but he's living like some of the most
backwards people that we still have in this country. Mormons! He's got 12 wives, something like
that. He's either a Mormon or an NBA player. That's his lifestyle. But he did show up with a black eye and Macron did get punched by his boyfriend.
I don't know if she's a man,
but the funny thing is there is this movement online
to call everyone a man.
They say Chuck Schumer's wife is a man.
They say Obama's wife is a man.
And Macron's wife is a man.
I don't know, I don't know. Is she
a man? I don't know. It's fun. I will say it's fun to talk about and that just... Hi guys! So who knows
whatever maybe he was a little upset and he threw a pejorative at him or her that maybe he was upset that
his wife couldn't get it up.
And you know, what is it going to do?
I mean, I think it may have been a plant story to distract from the fact that they met when
he was like 15 and she was like 40.
But I mean, what are you going to do?
They're French.
I look at it as just they're French.
They're French.
You're going to fall in love with your teacher. Your teacher is going to fall in love with your student. You're going to cheat on your French. You're gonna fall in love with your teacher.
Your teacher's gonna fall in love with your student.
You're gonna cheat on your wife.
You're gonna have a petitere.
You're gonna have a little petitere in Paris
where you bang Parisian hookers.
It's just what they do.
They have armpit hair.
It's more attractive.
You're gonna cut off your ear in Paris
and give it to a hooker.
It's just they're different.
They got dirty mirrors.
They got stinky cheese.
They eat snails and they like to fuck
and they like passion and romance. They're just not great They got stinky cheese. They eat snails and they like to fuck and they like passion and romance
They're just not great at defending their country and that's what they are
And it's a largely Muslim country now. It's also still French. They're all mixing up. They're getting along great
I know there was a lot of riots in Paris. We don't know why we don't know it was either soccer hooligans or Muslims
Let's be honest when there's riots in england it's going
to be one of the two i don't know what they were about but they happened and they burned a lot of
shit millions of euros in damage and who knows what it was about all i can say is i didn't read
a thing about it but i know it's one of two options it's one of the two was it soccer hooligans or
let's be honest i'm not saying they didn't have a right to I don't know
I'm not placing judgment. I just don't know. I just don't know who it was
Yeah, it was a soccer hooligans as
Comas Paris descends into chaos after PSG's Champions League win. What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Why are they riding over soccer?
What is wrong with these people? Why are they rioting over soccer? What is wrong with them?
I'm so glad that we created a new version over here.
We are a new version of Europe over here.
And I'm glad about that.
And the problem is they're just using the old version.
They all, Europe is the iPhone 12.
And you know, we are the iPhone. What are we up to six?
What's that fucking scam that Apple runs? We're up to the iPhone 16. Oh, this camera's a little sharper
So well the Eagles to both Philadelphia they're not human so it's the closest you'll come
Places like Philadelphia Buffalo. It doesn't happen all over like it does in Europe where it's just all over they riot they throw bananas on the field
They do all types of shit. That's just you can't do here. They do this over there, but this just means you're autistic now
Cory Booker did something similar to if you're asking me I do see the difference, but I'm not gonna say that
I'm not gonna argue with the I see the difference between that and just this
and Cory Booker did this.
So they're saying he did that too,
but to me there's a difference between,
Cory Booker went like this and then he did a double hand
and he did that.
We did a whole bit on it on the show
where we broke down the nuance of it.
There is a difference.
Even a pat changes it.
If it's a pat, if it's a pat, Jesse, if it's a pat, a soft pat and then a difference. Even a pat changes it. If it's a pat, if it's a pat, Jesse, if it's a pat,
a soft pat and then an uh. It's different than a. So, but I don't want to get into it
because it just means the kid's autistic. All the Nazis were actually autistic. It's
misunderstood. I don't know. Be a Nazi, not be a Nazi. I don't care. Okay. I just know
we're in an era now where there's three
type of Nazis, okay? The first type of Nazis are old-school, you know, retro
nostalgic Nazis, and then you have your own the Libs Nazi, where I'm doing it as
a troll. And then you got your ironic Nazis. That's like your trucker hat
Nazis. That's like your trucker hat Nazis.
That's like the hipster wearing the trucker hat.
So whichever one of the three you are, good for you.
I'm done talking about Nazis, I've had enough.
It's just different to me, but not to you.
It's fine, they're both Nazis.
Everyone's a Nazi or they're not a Nazi.
Who gives a fuck?
I'm more interested now in the black guy.
Elon Musk has become the gift that doesn't stop giving who shows up to the Oval Office
with a Doge shirt Doge hat and a black eye and we don't know what the black guy
is there's some rumors that maybe he got into a fight with the Secretary
Treasury the Treasury the Secretary the the Treasury, who knows what it was. He claims it was his son who he said hit me in the face and then his son did hit him in the face. Here's the only one he can remember the name of because of the negativity bias. It's the one
troll that he remembered because of the negativity bias. So it's just what it is.
It's this one critique. It's the one face in the crowd that's not laughing. It's
his trans child. Kid gave birth.
Bleep it.
So who knows, but he does have a black eye.
But then afterwards, after coming to the White House
and standing like an Imperial general behind Darth Vader,
I mean, you just can't notice it.
I'm not implying it.
I'm just saying it's simple.
The way he just stands behind him, I mean, what are we doing?
Can we get the guy a fucking chair?
Like why is he just standing behind him like he's checking IDs at a club?
He looks like security.
He looks like Trump's security.
What is this?
What is this thing that they're doing where he just stands behind them and just sits there
and goes like this.
You seen him doing those things?
You haven't seen the videos where he's like, pull those up. He's just... Was he nodding off? Yeah, he's like, and he's doing
this thing where he's just like, it's so obvious he's on drugs. Because like my friend Jesse
Scatturro says, nobody is that good of an actor. Nobody is that good of an actor. So if it walks
like a duck, it quacks like a duck, eventually it's a duck. He's just going like this. There's
like multiple videos where he's standing there
and he just, I mean, the kid is just getting a buzz.
And Trump just talks and then he left that meeting
and much like Trump, two very busy guys have a lot of time
to get their fingers on that pad, on that digital pad,
on X and just have at it.
And he goes on there and he just blasts
Trump's big, beautiful bill,
and he blasts the GOP for voting for it.
So the schism that we knew was gonna happen
between the Catholic Church
and the Orthodox Church has happened.
The great schism of 2025 has occurred between MAGA and our friend
Elon Musk and he's tweeting and he's attacking the big beautiful bill is it
what it's called? Big beautiful black cock. He called it a disgusting
abomination and he's at odds and he's also left he's no longer but he
says he's going to advise nothing's being codified from Doge there's a
report that Trump uttered in a meeting so was Doge just a big waste of time but
then the other people will say it's probably the politicians who are not
allowing these Doge cuts to come into effect. Then you
got, you got, what's the YouTube, you got Bono going on on on Rogan and saying
that you know like 30,000 or 300,000 who counts when the numbers get that big is
just death that because of these USAID cuts a lot of people have starved and stuff like that and a lot of independent
agencies have confirmed that
uh... because like we talked about on the show before u.s. aid is a tool of
american soft power and influence and if you do that
uh...
you leave a vacuum for the chinese but we're not in the world the nuance anymore
and it's just what it is and of course israel and palestine is still making
people rich
uh... by yelling these uh... utopian slogans
uh... that uh... you know in my opinion just prolong the situation
you know you're looking for real solution if you really cared about the
palestinians you would come up with a solution that was that was based in
reality now not in this like fucking who's wrong, who's right.
It just seems easy and hack to go who's wrong, who's right.
It's just going to keep the conflict going.
You got to go, OK, what kind of hard thing can we do to save lives?
I've often referenced the brutal, morally wrong
population exchange between Greeks and Turks at the end of the Great War to
just make everyone unhappy, to do something wrong, but end the fucking
violence. Because it's just not gonna work. It's not gonna work if we just
continue yelling who's right who's wrong. Because let me tell you again, everyone's yelling because morality gets people riled up,
but I got a little truth to give you. Israel ain't leaving. How do you like them apples?
They're not going anywhere. I'm not saying that it's a good thing, bad thing, sideways thing,
other way. They just ain't leaving. They're in. They ain't going nowhere. It's not going to stop. They're not going to stop.
Also the other Arab countries around ain't going to help. They're not going to help because
you know what Israel's got? They got a nuke. Also if America stops giving Israel assistance,
yeah, I agree with you. Or stops letting Israel fucking dictate our foreign policy, which
they undoubtedly have by us going into Iraq and fucking Iran and Libya and it turned out brutal for us because Netanyahu is
always going to the fucking Congress going like we need regime change we need
and then we do it and then it turns out shitty so stop doing that but also if we
stop fucking helping them or whatever it is it's it's it's complicated I mean
it's bad to help because they use it for murder I get it we do it everywhere in
the world though
But then you fucking leave them alone and you know what they're gonna do you don't understand
There's zealots too, and they're gonna fucking fire that nuke
Right if Iran or fucking Yemen
Why do you think this war is being fought through these terror groups on the streets because Israel's got a nuke?
There's only one Arab country that has a nuke,
okay? And that's Pakistan. That's it. If you want more Arab, if you want more countries that are
theocracies to get nukes, let's keep that limited. The one thing, okay, great. Spirituality's great,
but theocracies, if you see, you just want to, you know, if a country's not so big on the separation
between state and religion,
you definitely want to do everything to prevent them
from getting a nuke.
Israel, it's too late, they have one.
And they're not a full theocracy,
but it's still very heavy in there.
And they make me nervous,
just as much as Pakistan makes me nervous.
Because Israel will fire the nuke,
because they believe they're going
to Ari Shafir's fucking house after they die and I don't remember how the
religion works but fucking whatever there's no hell so that's why they do evil I've told
you that. I don't know you know but they have fucking they got zealots there too those those
settlers and all that shit that's out they're trying basically we're trying to fucking contain zealots i'm trying to contain the problem you can't get rid of them um so you got to contain
them so you don't i don't know if you want israel on its own because it israel's policies are based
on trauma right there are a bunch of fucking people who've been kicked around and now they
got their spot you ain't giving it up they ain't giving it up. They ain't giving it up. You know, and they will respond very hard if you attack them.
So my thing would be you might want to stop doing that. You might want to just stop doing that.
I know they do fucked up shit, but there's got to be another way to handle it than to continue to fucking, you know,
engage with these people with military force because they
go fucking hard.
They go fucking hard.
They act like, you know, that dude who, there's a famous thing on the internet where some
pedophile killed this kid's son and they're transporting the prisoner via airplane and
he's coming off the airplane and the guy's at the it just turns around that's Israel you fucking kill any of them in their borders they're just
gonna go ham so that's what we're seeing they're acting like a parents whose kids was killed and
they just that's just how they are so you can argue all you want but unless you have to accept
the reality of that's just who they are.
So there's got to be another way.
There's got to be another way because they will fucking go, they will find your beeper
number.
They'll find they'll get your phone and the next thing you know, you're on, you're on
the floor, fucking slopping up someone's, I don't know.
I don't know what they're going to do, but they're going to do some shit.
So it's like, I don't know, dude, there's got to come a point where you're going like there's all this land over there
How do we Israel wants this will make a thing and just move some people so that fucking death stops?
I just that's I truly want the death suffering to stop and
Is Israel wrong? Yes, Israel's wrong. They're killing fucking children and women and dead citizens
But also Hamas is fucking firing from there. So it's a complicated situation
That's how war is Israel goes. We got to get them out
We're not putting people in the street because they'll it we play into their hand it kills us. So we're gonna fucking lob shit
It's a horrible thing and you can easily say well Hamas should have thought of that
But what Hamas was hoping for was that the whole Arab world would rise up like
they do in these Arab Springs and all the countries would attack again which
has happened you don't think Israel you got a man you got to put yourself in the
Israeli shoes they came in there okay however they came in there they came in
there all right they started by buying fucking land from absentee Ottoman
overlords who nobody has a problem with they were also occupiers but I don't
want to get to that
I've already covered that okay. I've already covered that
And then yes, they had little terrorist groups and there was things and they did bad stuff and they displaced people and the fucking thing Whatever happened, but we're here. We're here. What country wasn't formed that way which one which one wasn't formed in
displacement and bloodshed? Which one was not?
All right?
Nobody gives a shit about the Turks and Cyprus.
They let them stay.
They illegally occupied.
But nobody gives a shit about that because they came in, they partitioned it, and they
got the UN in there.
Whatever you got to do.
All right?
So just do what you got to do to stop the fucking killing.
Israel threatens to act accordingly as Greta Thunberg frolics on sailing boat heading to Gaza. We are prepared. What does that mean? Are they gonna kill Greta Thunberg?
Stop fucking with these people! They're small, they're traumatized, and they act accordingly.
That's my point, is they got attacked by every Arab country like, what was it, three times?
is they got attacked by every Arab country like what was it three times? Jesse how many times? 67?
They're traumatized, they're surrounded. So they figured the way the best deal with that is brutally.
They don't think going like hey so it's just accept it, just accept it.
It's different than being over here and yelling shit because you're really you're not under the threat of constant rockets coming in you. That's how they handle shit. So maybe we find a different way. I don't know. But I do know it does get you rich. I do know the constant back and forth. When you have no skin in the game, because you're in another country, is it country is engaging for people. So that'll continue
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The House. it going through it passed the Senate right the house the house so now it's
just the Senate yep and what is the projections is will it pass are there
enough GOP who are against it because of how much it's estimated to cost in
government government spending so essentially what's happening if you
don't know which you probably do but I'll just sum it up in a sentence or two
is the whole pitch was we're gonna stop spending. We got a spending problem, which is what we really
do have is a spending problem. So Trump was like, we're gonna put the kibosh on that. As it turns
out, we're not gonna put the kibosh on that. We're doing the tax cuts and we're throwing you a bone,
saying we're throwing these tariffs on there, which is really just a tax on the American people,
we know, but the government's gonna say we're
collecting revenue that way but as it turns out all the economists are saying
it's not even putting a dent in the bucket dear Liza and our spending will
continue to increase just like every president does Republican or Democrat
it's a nonpartisan thing when you get in office you get in power you like to make
yourself rich and you don't give a fuck about the spending, you just pass
the buck to the next guy.
So that's the flaw in democracy.
Let's really talk about is the spending.
Okay, because if I know I'm in four years in a job and I got the I got four years, I'm
going to make myself rich and I am going to go, what are you going to do?
And just pass the buck just like they do, they did in 2008 with the banks.
Pass the buck up.
It's a Ponzi scheme.
You just pass it.
Oh, I don't know.
I'll take money from this guy to put it to this guy and let the next guy figure it out.
And so that's what they're doing.
There's no product.
They're not selling anything concrete.
They're selling you a dream. They're selling you a dream. They're
selling you a dream that we can have it all. Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security,
and the biggest military budget by far in the world. We can have it all. Chuck
Schumer's salary is something around what? Like what is the government salary? Is
it like a hundred, two two hundred three hundred thousand dollars yeah
okay
which is basically
uh... a low salary for comedian now
is too many rich comedians
uh... and his
i think is estimated worth is a hundred fill million fifty million what is it
eighty five
eighty five million
what in the hell
is that what in the hell is that? What in the hell is that? If you took away the ability to,
you talk about reform, there's one reform you can do that will make the people who go into office
more pious because anyone who would want to go into office would by definition be more pious because anyone who would want to go into office would by
definition be more pious because if you just took away their ability to engage
in the stock market while they are privy to the interaction between the public
sector and the private sector, these people, Chuck Schumer, would not run for office again. It would just be over.
How is this not insider trading? I just don't know. How did he make his money?
How did, let's just see, how has he made his money? And I'm going to guess it has something to do
with a little thing called investment. He's been in office for 50 years. 50 years.
So how in office do you get?
How are you worth 100 million?
How are you Nate Bargatze all of a sudden on a government salary, a civil service salary?
How did you get $85 million?
How?
I know how Joe Rogan got it.
I know how Nate Bargatze got it.
Market-driven demand.
Who is clamoring for whatever Chuck Schumer is selling?
How did he get this money?
Did he start a company?
What's he selling?
Where's the money coming from?
There's no answers, dude.
His primary source of income is his salary.
He practiced law?
Okay, I know what that salary is.
If you're my mother, it's zero.
You know, that was kind of a spit in the face
of my father too.
You're gonna get all those degrees,
but you're still gonna live on me.
We're still gonna be a one fucking income household,
even though you're a lawyer too,
because you care about the children in
Africa. Oh, how about helping out with the fucking tuition lady? And then you get
divorced and you take all the money. What the fuck? We're not in there. They're
both dead. I can talk openly. That's what I remind you. We're not in your therapy.
I know. I just wanted to say, I mean, why do the women get all the money? Yeah,
it happened. You know? Anyway, I'm not
defending because it is what it is. They deserve it. They raise the kids.
He practiced, his wife Iris, who in their defense, she does kind of look like a man in a dress,
but what people do forget when they do these trans conspiracies are there,
there's just some ugly women in the world.
I mean not every ugly woman is a man.
It's just a dog show.
It's possible.
I mean the kids, I don't like talking about people's wives.
I don't think that's right.
You know, I don't think it's right, but I'm doing it to make a bigger point.
I'm not going to point out the individual whites. I'm just saying some people are unfortunate looking
objectively
And we're looking at one right now and I'm just gonna say as an overall, you know, I
Mean because let's be honest some of the women in question
They're not supermodels.
They're not the ideal that we've been sold of femininity.
I mean, it's what it is.
Some women do have the bodies of, you know, male, male cashiers, and that's just what
it is.
Some people just, you know, is she a man?
This picture here, I say no.
But then when I see a full body picture of Macron's wife,
she does have arms as long as Allen Iverson's.
And she's not a short woman.
So I don't know.
When she talks, she doesn't sound trance.
Cause usually you can tell a little bit in the voice,
like we represent the lollipop kids. she sounds like a woman but look at her arms
dog she's got a wingspan of 7'6". I mean Allen Iverson type arms like a long
short but a long wingspan so they're claiming that this is him this is all
or it's altered yeah I mean it's fun I don't think so but I think a lot of
people in France do think so but they got that tabloid
culture over there.
There's supposedly a brother or uncle or something that just kind of fell out of the, I don't
know.
There's a picture.
She looks like a brother or uncle or something, but then she has like three kids.
She's like three kids, but then they go, then they find out a reason for that.
It's like somebody else's kids and I, I don't know.
I don't know.
Are they all lizard people? Maybe. I don't know. Do you know anything about this conspiracy
on the Candice show? I know it sells ads. I know in a court of law, I know it sells ads,
which is true. That's the truth that you can't deny is that whether it's true or
not, it sells ads. In fact, I think it sells more ads if you don't know whether it's true.
Because if it's true, people just lose interest because part of the, not part, I think in
large part of the, no, in large, the attraction to it is figuring it out, right?
Wondering.
There was no resistance. She just came out
and said, hey, my name used to be Don. Then it's over. There's no more resistance. So
there's no more fun. There's no more fun in it. I don't know anything about it because
I just, I got to admit, I'm better than you. I'm not intrigued by this feminine gossip about people.
I'm just, I don't care.
I don't know.
I haven't looked into it.
I know nothing about it.
Everyone is all into this shit.
It usually gets people with women brains into,
like it's mostly women who tune in to this shit
because like Charlie Murphy said to me,
gossip is feminine behavior. It just is.
You know, when you're doing those sort of personal life, what's this?
It's just kind of feminine behavior a little bit. And we all do it to a certain
extent,
but when you get into this territory, I just don't know.
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Remember the National Enquirer?
Who bought the National Enquirer?
The data's out.
It's like 89% women.
Who buys People Magazine?
Okay.
What are the...
Who buys it?
I mean, we're just talking facts here.
I'm not trying to be sexist.
I'm just giving you the data.
Almost entirely women are into this level of fucking sensationalist gossip.
And it's just what it is.
And I will say, it's usually women
who don't got a lot going on.
Women without jobs, women who are at home a lot.
So I would assume the men or the young people
who are into this type of fucking nonsense
don't have a lot going on.
It's so obvious.
If you got time to get into the
fucking weeds of this shit what are you doing are you going to the gym do you
have a girlfriend do you have goals and dreams
give hobbies the fuck are you doing this is six-year-old or like bored
housewife bullshit but I'm talking about it because it's in the zeitgeist
because I think in large part we have it so good in the West,
we just need things to talk about to entertain each other with content
because we've all kind of become feminized women.
I should be chopping wood right now, but instead I'm doing skits.
So I'm guilty of it as well.
And here I am gossiping and I'm gossiping about gossippers.
So we're in the matrix
because I'm doing the thing that I'm saying everyone's guilty of so when you can't beat
them join them and is she a man let's get into it let's get into the weeds let's get in the weeds. I too am a bottom-feeding leech.
Who needs to talk about people who have a little more visibility than I do?
And such is the American economy at present until AI makes us all evolved.
I don't know what the evidence is, but supposedly there's some compelling evidence that her,
Michelle Obama, and Chuck Schumer's wives are all men. My only counterpoint is the one I already
made. Maybe they're just dogs. Although, Michelle
Obama, depending on the day, when she was younger, now she is starting to look
a little... I don't know. You're doing it again. I'm doing it again. Everyone's got their own
taste. Love is in the eye of the beholder. Also, if she is, does it matter? Does it
matter? I mean, it's interesting because it, and then the conservatives who are into it will go it matters a lot but really what they're
saying is I don't like Macron's politics. That's what it really is. Yeah and
evinced by the fact that Glenn Greenwald just came out licking
loogies off the floor but he happens to be being critical of Israel so people
are going like let his personal life stay personal. But when-bide was banging chicks and
smoking oh and also there was a
methamphetamine pipe in the video Glenn
Greenwald yeah there was a pipe there
and you know that type of behavior is
coming with a little talk there's gonna
be a talk there's gonna be some poppers
involved you know poppers are what are
poppers you cut off the oxygen or
something just heighten the orgasm yeah something for sex yeah I, you know what poppers are? What are poppers? You cut off the oxygen or something? Just heighten the orgasm?
Yeah, it's something for sex.
Yeah.
I don't know what the drug is.
Yeah.
So, I mean, what I see is a little hypocrisy
in that I'm gonna try one of these espresso Lucies.
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You didn't even have to pay for that sentence. I'm just not only the hair club president. I'm also a prying
I said that all wrong. I'm not only the hair club president. I'm also a client. What's that?
So this happened when we were on the break also, so this was supposedly cocaine paraphernalia that McCrone and
This is the oh, I saw this video. Yeah yeah and then he covered it up with his hand
right yeah yeah this happened a couple weeks ago yeah and that's what is that
Germany this is Britain right Germany and France just sharing a little blow to
Sharon yeah yeah a little hot hoots you know yeah I mean yeah he puts up in his
pocket and he just palms it yeah but I don't know, dude.
I don't think they're going to leave coke in the table when the cameras come in.
Or maybe that's what drug addicts do.
Yeah. I don't know.
It's a little oopsie.
I don't know.
We're focused on all the right things.
But it's fun.
It is fun.
It's fun.
Even my rant, I acknowledge I'm a hypocrite. Well, to a certain extent,
I don't get into the weeds like this, unless it's really gonna give me big numbers. I mean,
you got to use, you got to. That's the formula, right? It's like you put the name of the person
who actually people care about in the title and then you talk
about that person so people are tuning in because they know that person so
then you just kind of ride you ride like a tick on the body it's like tick your
ticks we're you know we're all ticks I'm just riding right now on the fucking
trans stuff that I think it's an actually it's it's got a term now
this trans conspiracy because they keep adding people who they think are men I mean it just it
just you go down the rabbit hole I even thought I saw one where they think Caitlin Clark is a man
and like legit like legit like well what about this chick? She plays good. So, I mean, Britney Griner, I think we know is a guy.
I mean, she's got, I don't think she's a guy, I think,
but she may take tea, she may be trans man.
Yeah, it's called trans, transvestigation.
Yeah.
Do you think the internet has made everyone
like a little gossipy?
Yes.
Big time, right?
Of course, yeah.
Yeah, I mean we just scroll and look at other people's lives and what's going on with them.
Yeah, and do you think it's a little feminine behavior?
Like typically, like traditionally?
Yeah, 100%.
Men didn't used to do this to the extent that they do this.
No.
No.
So I'm just noticing that.
I'm not saying it's bad, good, or whatever.
I'm just saying it is typically more women do tend to gossip more they do tend to care about
You know how they like to fight women like to try to destroy each other with false
Compliments and have this psychological warfare with each other. It's all very feminine
You know men actually get in front of each other
They have a problem
They talk it out, or they
just fight. And then it's over and they shake hands or one of them's unconscious.
And that's just how men typically they don't like squirm around and do all these fucking
passive aggressive things, you know, because women do that because generally like their
fights are boring. They pull each other's hair, slap and one gets a hold of the other
one's hair and it just turns into a boring fight.
That's why thank God the UFC makes it so you can't get to the hair.
Because all real girl fights are like just one person gets a hair and then you just,
it's it.
You know, that's why you can't have long hair and fight.
Typically, traditionally, it's transvestigation. Who doesn't want to go on a transvestigation.
Who doesn't want to go on a transvestigation?
It's a new movement.
This is fun.
Claims prominent individuals, particularly women are seeking.
Can we see the list?
Can we see the prominent list?
Oh, where's this list?
Okay.
Dude, and there's some people I know who have like really good brains on their shoulders
who are a little convinced who I can tell when I talk to them are more convinced that?
She is a man then then not especially McCrone right but also Michelle and
Schumer those are the three big ones. I think but there's got to be more
Can you just ask you see what you do is you got to go to chat GBT because it goes right to everything. Just go to chat
DBT and see what are the most prominent, prominent targets of trans
investigation. Trans investigation. Now I know Candice was on point with the Blake Lively shit, you know, but that wasn't
too hard to be on point.
It's kind of like my critique of Alex Jones.
All that information is already out there if you Google and it's pretty simple.
You know, Jeffrey Epstein was indicted in Florida.
You know, everyone knew what he was doing for a long time.
So when when when when Alex Jones was like sounding the ballots, like all you had to do was Google Florida news,
Jeffrey Epstein, and you would get all the same information that he had. It's just nobody cared
because the news networks are all owned by Jews. And so they weren't picking it up. George Bush
Duck. Um, there's no way Sean Sheen, but no way Sean Sheen. So I just do the George Bush Duck here.
But no way shung she's so I just do the George Bush duck here
Okay, we got some good ones on here we got some good ones Taylor Swift, yeah
Taylor Swift, I guess if you're a tall chick you sus if you're if you're a tall chick you sus
so some of the
Targets are Michelle Obama. We know about that one Michael
Taylor Swift Serena Williams she's muscular Megan Fox I wouldn't have seen coming no I wouldn't have seen coming very passable yeah
Angelina Jolie I would not have seen coming Lady Gaga I wouldn't have seen
coming Justin Bieber I do see coming he does look like Elliot Page. Pretty. He's a pretty boy. So you go was this
boy once a girl? Michael Jackson, I do, they couldn't have done that back then. So that
one is really far fetched. They didn't have the technology yet to make it as good as it
was. But he does have a high voice. So it does make you wonder and I see all you need
is just a little evidence. Oh, so wait, no, that's the reverse. Michael Jackson is secretly a woman.
Yeah, that's what I mean. He transitioned into a man.
Yeah, but trans. So I was saying like he does have the high voice. So I think for the conspiracy
theorists, all they need to see is a little opening, a voice, maybe something they say,
Maybe something they say, long arms, over a certain height, you know? Maybe a little bit of cheekbone, something. Also, George Bush's wife.
Now what is?
Oh, I forgot about that one. George Bush first, the first Bush.
Oh, yeah.
They say his wife was dead. They're going, Barbara Bush was definitely a guy.
Mama Bush?
Yeah, definitely a guy. Yeah, I can't believe that definitely yeah that's another one they thrown in there definitely a guy.
That one's got some legs. Yeah because she looks like an accountant that's a
guy and then Pope Francis. This is weird so what's gender inverted? Some theories
expand to the full-blown world orders conspiracy calling all global gender
gender really mean they switched they're switched that all the global elites were
once one and like it's like a
thing that they do in the Illuminati because it's hot or whatever. I don't know. So let's look at
some of the underlying motivations. Oh wait, Barack's in there as well. So Barack was a girl too.
Mistrust of authority and celebrity, control of gender norms and of course transphobia.
Trust of authority and celebrity, control of gender norms and of course transphobia. They're fringe.
I don't know if they're fringe anymore.
People like to call Jewish conspiracies fringe.
Not anymore.
The conspiracies are fun If you're researching this topic for academia journal
Let's let's ask chat GBT one question is there what are some of their arguments
What are some of the strong arguments that this is true?
And you know, I just want to know. I just want to know what they're thinking.
I just want to know body measurement and ratios, shoulder to hip ratios, jawline, brow ridge,
hands if they're too big, too square, finger length, these guys
are really doing some inspection.
This is like the red light carpet for people who got nothing to do.
Neck size Adam's apple or skull shape are scrutinized.
They're like Nazis.
Let me say this is a little too long here.
Also, man, this is too long for a man.
Let me also take this one here.
This one here also, you can see there was a formal awesome sample on this specimen.
Do they call them specimens too?
They use blurry or altered childhood photos and say the person looked like the opposite
sex.
Fashion, voice or behavior, they claim certain
clothing, makeup styles, vocal tones are not natural for that sex. If a woman is
muscular or athletic, Serena Williams, Michelle Obama, male coded. They claim
that's male coded. The elite, the Illuminati, Hollywood are pushing an
androgyny or gender inversion agenda.
Claim that male female roles are being flipped to mock humanity or fulfill occult goals.
Okay, let's say it's true.
We've done everything else.
Maybe this is the only fun we have left.
Have you ever thought about transitioning yourself and experiencing a whole new life?
You know what it's like to fuck. What is it like to get fucked? Maybe it's good.
I don't know.
Why is everyone so certain everything's bad?
I like this statement here.
A lot of it relies on visual guesswork.
They disregard normal human diversity.
Michelle Obama, Serena Williams are black women
raising concerns about the way they're being treated.
They're being treated like they're being treated
as if they were black women.
They're being treated like they're being treated as if they were black women. on visual guesswork. They disregard normal human diversity. Michelle Obama,
Serena Williams are black women raising concerns of racialized misogyny and how
femininity is policed. Yeah, because you know what? Nobody said that really about,
nobody really said that about, but maybe it's because the possibility wasn't
there. Nobody saw that about, said that about Martina maybe it's because the possibility wasn't there.
Nobody said that about Martina Navratilova.
And I mean, she was, she was, she was bralic.
She was fucking jacked.
More jacked than me.
So but maybe it's because the surgery didn't exist yet.
Can you, let's look for the evidence that it's not true.
I want to see the evidence that it's not true.
Let's just stick with McCrone, because that's the one people are most into right now.
Michelle's just kind of, you know, I think people have just are confirmed on that.
With Michelle, they're just going, that's Michael, and that's all there is to it.
But McCrone, also she gave him a pretty nice slap.
Yeah, that was a bunch.
That was a bunch.
That was a whole school bunch.
And if they measure the force of that, I think that might have been a male push.
Okay, they have photographs.
An altered image of a young male model was falsely presented as a childhood photo of
Bridget McCrone.
The original unedited images was taken by a photographer that does not depict McCrone. Family
resemblance claims that a childhood photo of Jean-Michael Trugneau resembles
Bridget McCrone used to support the theory. You know, one of my daughters
looks so much like me. It's insane. Like, if you look at my baby pictures and you look at her, you know,
I showed her a picture of me as a kid and I said, who's that? She said, it's me. And I said,
that's actually your father. And I was like, and then I realized that my parents didn't make me
look like a boy. And you know, my hair was like a little longer or whatever. But I, in the future,
let's say I get really famous, you could easily take those photos
and just go, my daughter, you could say that's her and she was a boy and she trans or that
I was a girl and I trans.
You could just do it.
You just got to really care about this stuff and you really, really got to have a lot of
time on your hands.
A lot of different things to focus on.
I'm just trying to focus on getting a few extra hours
of sleep, because I'm so busy with family and this.
So, that's really the only, is that the only evidence?
Just that?
That's it.
That's not a lot to go on.
A photo?
Has any uncle disappeared or something or gone off the grid? Bridget McCrone's appearance and personal history are made without credible evidence and are rooted
in- was a lawsuit had- did someone get sued for this? Was there any legal ramifications from this?
Did a court of law actually happen and did she take it
to court or whatever? Can you just get away with this? We don't know. We're going to find
out for you in live time. Okay, so there was something that happened. Two women were sued,
wow, and found guilty of defamation. But then when you're a conspiracy theory, you just
go, this is the establishment doing what it does, right?
Like there's no end.
It's just if you're committed to that, the only thing that would convince them is if
you put your penis in her vagina and then even then they would go it's a fake vagina.
There's always a way to move the goalposts, right?
Like so this is what you got to do, Bridget.
You have to make a porn with McCrone but a close-up one, right?
And that's it. People need to see the vag and then they need to expect like then they got to make a porn with Macron, but a close-up one, right? And that's it. People need to see the vag, and then they need to expect,
like, then they got to take a fake vag and a real vag, put them next to each other,
and see if it's true. So two women were actually
sued in France for spreading these claims about the First Lady in 2021.
Natasha Ray, independent journalist, Addena, whatever. So,
I bet you that the narrative is that they ostracized these women because they were telling
the truth. That's right. Right. So, she's a spiritual medium. Amadine Roy is a self-proclaimed so she's not even being maligned. She
calls herself a spiritual median. She published a four-hour YouTube video
alleging that Bridget McCrone was born male under the name Jean-Michael Truc
Ngo, who is actually her brother. The video gained significant traction
especially. So she filed a libel complaint
Against the two women and this just happened 2024 a Paris court found Ray and Roy guilty of slander I don't know what the rules are in in
For slander. What's the benchmark? What's the standard? So I won't comment on it, but something did happen
They were ordered to pay eight grand not a lot eight thousand euros in damages
And they were ordered to pay eight grand, not a lot, 8,000 euros in damages. So maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe she was right and they were just making a public display.
Oh, wait a second.
To pay $8,000 in damages to Bridget McCrone and then 5,000 to her brother, Jean-Michael
Trudeau.
So he's around?
So how, can we pull up a picture of him?
Picture present picture, so how are they claiming that she's him if he's alive?
Is there a picture of them together? Mm-hmm. Well, look at that. Mm-hmm. What's that? Who's that? Because they look alike. Mm-hmm
You never see him in the same photo are they ever so can we ask
present photo of the two of
Yeah of those two together and then we're out here
We gave the people the the titillating stuff that they want. Did you get the tickle when you listen to this episode? Are you intrigued?
Because I am right now.
I want to see I want to see a present photo and if there's not she's definitely got a
dick.
Nothing.
Very interesting.
I'm on board. I am on board. I'm convinced. I am absolutely convinced. I am
absolutely convinced. I am sorry, Candice. I mean, because there would at least be a photo of the
two of them. All she would have to do is release a photo. Is there a present day photo? We
can all do this at home. Maybe this is why people believe of Brigitte Macron and her
brother. Macron and her brother. What was it? Jean Michel? Jean Michel Trugne.
Yeah, Michel.
G-N-E-U-S.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Survey says the verdict is.
She's a fucking man, dude.
She's a fucking man.
And I'm not even joking. There's no public
available photos of Bridget Michonne alongside her brother, Jean-Michael Trugt. No. Jean-Michael
maintains a private life and there's limited public images of him. It's important to note
some cons... We got to find one photo. All they would have to do is release one photo to end it.
There's got to be one photo.
I don't believe that he doesn't want photos taken of him and he wants to be private.
No, there's no authentic present day photograph of the siblings together.
That is fucking crazy.
I agree, she's a man, she's got a dick and that's just what it is. It's a gay relationship
and so is this Egyptian boxer or whatever this was. They're all men and I'm a lady.
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