Yannis Pappas Hour - Uncle Ram - LongDays with Yannis Pappas - Episode 28

Episode Date: July 11, 2021

Yanni examines some more surreptitious behavior from the most moral government in Asia again this time via a company BGI, there’s a crime wave in San Francisco that is very impressive, diversity is great at ESPN it seems until it hits a little too close to home according to Rachel Nichols and much much more. Enjoy and don’t forget to join Patreon and become a long hauler you short game hoes. Wasdadealis.   For an additional bonus episode every week and more Yantent, click here and support the show: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays   If you want to learn a new language there is no better way then Babbel https://www.babbel.com     Promo code: longdays   The show goes out every Saturday at 9 PM est. to youtube and podcast audio platforms but while it's being recorded the show goes LIVE on Yannis' Instagram!   Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis Pappas Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Website - https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So, how are you? What a week in the United States. Around the world, the Chinese, in conjunction with their military and the company BGI, are getting information to be used against women in prenatal tests. Costa Delas, the CCP, is into AOC. Jeff Bezos steps down to become the richest man that has ever lived and to do God knows what. Rachel Nichols has been canceled from ESPN

and replaced by Maria Taylor. Diversity! The Haitian president is dead because he got killed. Who did he get killed by? I'm assuming Kevin Spacey. Luxembourg prime minister is in serious condition from COVID.

Yeah, I believe that. COVID's not real. It's the flu. It's a boogaboo. It's a wasdaboo. It's a was the dollar From the truth to the news and cameras To the fake politics and the propaganda Yeah, this kid's screwed in, got a lot to say Aw, shit, it's about to be a long day It's a long day, it's a long day coming

So I don't know, let's start with the scariest story I think that's really freaked me the fuck out. It doesn't take a lot to freak me out. I'm a kid with anxiety, okay? I get freaked out when I feel a pain in my back and I go go oh my god is that my liver did covid do something to my liver but when i read this story i seriously got chills down my spine um because bgi is a chinese company that was again keyword hit the sound

effect surreptitiously surreptitiously providing women with prenatal tests. That's not the surreptitious part. They were providing women with prenatal tests and they were surreptitiously recording their data to be used in conjunction with their military. in conjunction with their military. So the report reveals that the company collaborated with the People's Liberation Army, the PLA, to develop and improve the test. Taking an early pregnancy, as well as the scope of the BGI's storage

and analysis of the data, the United States sees BGI's efforts to collect data and analyze human gene data as a national security threat. Why? Because they think they are mining for this data to make connections between weak genes and how to manipulate genes and how to get to the scary part of the article where they say, create genetically enhanced soldiers. Now, this is not from AlexJones.com. This is not from any website. This is not from GetYourNews.net.

This is from what you call Reuters. So this is what you call fucking Friday the 13th fucking scary, Drewski. We got Drew in the house. Find that part for me, please. And what's the PLA? Okay. I call them the CCP. I call them AOC, CCP. I can't trust any politician who has an acronym for a name because China has an acronym for their government, CCP. So apparently, they're trying to get this information on women so they can do eugenics, which is fun. Last episode, I did a German accent to talk about the national security law starts in hong kong maybe i should continue to do this accent for bgi and what they're trying to do so uh can you just not find it, Drew? It's in the article, bub.

If you just read for a second. Yeah. Can you learn to read and then figure it out? And tell me when you got there. Yeah. Drew, because he is a Gen Z kid, he just watched a quick YouTube video on how to read, and he taught himself how to read, so now he knows how to read. So, as per quote in Reuters, now, if you're a Frank Sinbad kid that only goes to mylosiananopoulos.com or Breitbart, Reuters is the most reputable news organization probably left on the planet, right? So according to Reuters, the technology could propel China to dominate global pharmaceuticals and also potentially lead to genetically enhanced soldiers.

soldiers uh or here's a good one jess or engineered pathogens covid to target the u.s population or food supply supply i mean is there anyone on top of the ccp and who's gonna get murdered quicker in the comedy community than your old boy yanni long days i mean here we are what are we talking about today in america that is not this article what is trending right now please tell me it's some tiktoker fucking who got canceled by bang energy drink because they instead of they did the shh over the n-word they actually said it because that's probably the biggest news in the sleeping giant that is america the dormant fucking virus that we are while AIDS another acronym that is synonymous with the CCP is running rampant on our fucking immune system brother I'm gonna run wild on you

how do you do Hulk Hogan dubbed in Mandarin the CCP has been what how many did they get? It's estimated, they've admitted that they're doing this on Chinese women and then get to the part where they're attesting this on Uyghur Muslims and stuff like that. I mean, this is a news story that is available for anyone to read.

They have culled this data. Here it is. China's collection and analysis of the DNA of its Uyghur Muslim population, including systematic collections of samples from residents in Chongqing. I'm not even going to try to pronounce what that city is. Let's just call it Z-Town. Xinjiang. Xinjiang.

When did you fuck it? Did you just Google a YouTube video on how to say that? Yep. Has drawn sharp criticism the united states sanctioned two bgi subs uh subsidiaries last year for what it called china's abrasive abusive dna collection and analysis scheme to repress its citizens bgi denied it was involved in any human rights abuses chinese foreign minister and said health check health checkups of the ugar's here did not collect biological information such as d. We just did a little fever test. We just, yeah, so you found us out. Oh, so yeah, we are, you know,

we did target the information from these Uyghur Muslims and from the town of Jingjiang. But the reason was we was just checking the temperature. We just put a little thermometer in the butt to see if they had a little fever why are we so interested in that because we are good-natured humanitarians as you know throughout human history big powerful countries always doing humanitarian stuff you can always expect where there is a charities there is child molestation it's the ying and the yang of life catholics do charity and then they also fuck your kids behind your back surreptitiously

so here china is and we're going through this article just because it's it's what they call um And we're going through this article just because it's what they call wild. Things are really changing in China, Nielsen told Reuters. UC Berkeley's Nielsen told Reuters he is no longer working with BGI. He chose to end a decade-long collaboration soon after the 2018 study was published in something, in Cell, because changes to Chinese law reflected foreign researchers working with Chinese genome data. Wow. So this was a 2018 story. So this is a new story. So I guess Reuters is trying to just write it again to see if anyone will read it. But what happens in the United States, go to the top again, Drew. What happens in the United States, all the way to

the top, all the way to the top, my friend, to the headline. What happens is in the United States, people go go they're flipping through their phones and they see their phones that were made in china they are yeah who's to say they're not spying on every single one of us through the iphones they make the fucking phones you don't think they throw a little something in there to see what you're jerking off to. They see the headline and they go, the headline reads, China's gene giant harvest data for millions of women. And us Americans go,

this article's not fucking lit, dude. Got you. This ain't lit. Scroll past. And they go, oh shit, McGregor fucking Dustin Poirier thisier this weekend dog whose house are we going to i got 75 inches on the wall in the basement i got the seltzers yo get yourself a couple trulies and watch some fucking sanctioned violence baby ccp's here

what was that noise yeah i'm gonna be one of those guys now because i talk about this shit you guys are gonna start to uh notice weird behavior where i'm going like who's that who is that and you're going there's no one there i'm saying who who's the who's that small chinese man behind you and you're gonna go we don't see it dog we don't do it i'm saying he's there he's talking to me and it will be a chinese man there but only I can see them because they are manipulating data to create genetically enhanced soldiers and to get a grip on deformities such as mental retardation

and things like that. So when they can slaughter someone who's gonna make the nation weaker, they'll do it. We've heard this story before, except I couldn't understand the article to quote the great George Carlin because it was in German. So hats off. CCP, keep doing your thing. You're just trying to clean up your own country. It's your country, your business.

Why should I care? Why should I care that you are harvesting the data from millions of women? I mean, so is, I'm going to play China's ambassador now. Okay. Hi, what's the big deal? I'm not doing the accent because i do not support asian hate against ali wong chinese hi what's the big deal um yeah um we collect data no different from

facebook your facebook no different um from crate and Barrel or Barnes and Nobles that is trying to provide you a better service on what books you would like to read or what retarded kids you want removed from your family line. Big deal, big deal. We are providing a service that a lot of people want. They don't say they want it,

but they imply they want it. It is implicit in this ungoverned contract. When you sign online, you are saying you want this. It's like when a woman walks into a bar and she's wearing a miniskirt. It's like, what's she doing outside if she didn't want to get sexually abused? Okay. It's the same principle. Why would you sign online or why would you take this prenatal test if you didn't want me to investigate what your vagina could produce? And if it could potentially produce something that would be weaker than our standard over here in CCP. Do you understand the CCP China has standards? What's wrong with you? Don't you understand they have standards for what children should be born

and which genetic factors these ethnic groups have that lead to certain behaviors? Okay. Why would we not want to get rid of that? Because we have a standard. Just because you guys don't want to achieve and you just want to sit around and be lazy, doesn't mean we have a standard. Just because you guys don't want to achieve and you just want to sit around and be lazy doesn't mean we have to be westernized. And by westernized, I mean let people live who may not be of optimum intelligence. So what are they doing? They're just engineering a zombie, pseudo-human, cyborg population of Chinese soldiers that will storm the beaches of Malibu via the Pacific Ocean where they will be welcomed as cultural enrichers. Who will be there waving the flag? First one, Mark Ruffalo. And he will learn.

Him and John Cena will be standing hand in hand. In fact, Mark Ruffalo will be on the shoulders of John Cena waving a communist flag, saying over here, this way, this way, just like in the movie 300 where the hunchback presented the plan of defense of the 300 Spartans to my enemies, the Persians. Such will be with John Cena and his boyfriend, Mark Ruffalo.

And LeBron James will be there just staying quiet. And the Houston Rockets GM will just be quiet. And The Rock will be quiet because Fast and the Furious isn't even called Fast and the Furious anymore. It's called Part Senior. Do you know that the Fast and the Furious, when it goes into theaters in America,

that's their testing. That's where they test it. Remember when you used to do advertisers and you get a focus group? That's the Fast and the furious focus group on if there was anything in the movie that offended the chinese before they release it to the real money maker which is the chinese mainland where a billion hungry growing middle class communist supported and sanctioned people consume our explosions. And they probably don't even watch Fast and the Furious the way we do. Okay?

We waddle into a movie theater with a fucking giant cherry Coke and bonbons. Okay? We're happy it's an empty theater because we could take up two seats we've had to redesign movie theaters now to fit the average size american which is a similar circumference to a rhinoceros that's why we have beds now do you ever go into a movie theater now where you can just sitting was not relaxing enough for us we need to lay down fully in our own bed in public in order to fucking eat popcorn out of our belly button while we watch explosions and go wow we just sit there and go wow wow you know how the chinese watch fast and the furious like this they squiggle they squiggle with delight watching what amuses us which is um

vin diesel who don't get me wrong i haven't seen his uh inside the actor's studio but he's up there to me when When you talk about the GOATs, I go Daniel Day-Lewis, number one, of course. Number two, I go Vin Diesel. Number three, I go Gary Oldman. Number four, I go Meryl Streep. Number five, Cate Blanchett. Number six, The Rock. So yeah, those are what we have to get in now. Those are just beds. Those are just beds for big Americans while the Chinese fold themselves up and pack themselves in a million per theater to watch what they consider to be a comedy.

Rez Philosopher wants me to know, Giannis, dude, you're out of control. Thank you. I wasn't aware of that when I woke up with what only can be described as 1980s Charlie's Angel Pantene hair. I look like a porn star in the 70s who's about to fuck Seika. I understand I'm out of control. Okay, my hair looks like a Brillo pad. Okay. And I get a discount on goggles because my eyes are so close together. I stole your joke.

Bang Axe wants to know that he's just, I'm just trying to fuck in the movies. See was like a plan to make a generation of people who are healthier smarter and expecting them to be subservient soldiers to a bullshit system seems pretty flawed yeah yeah what's the big deal asian schoolgirl laugh your eyes was too wide for that impression ah fuck that's the that is the risk when you play comment roulette and look down and read what you say. Make no mistake, the CCP will spread the squiggle through Yanni Sina.

Vin also put out a couple of great songs. So I wanted to start with that article just so you could Google it for yourself. I mean, apparently it's evergreen because it's been around since 2018. But the Chinese are just trying to make a better, stronger society. And that's all.

I'm reading into it too much. This is satire. This is satire. Please, God, this is satire. Anyway, it's not as big a news to me as Bill Cosby getting out of jail anyway. I mean, according to his TV wife, justice has been served. Felisa Rashad, who at this point I could only assume is 103 years old, has announced on Twitter that she was thrilled that justice has finally been served

because all charges against Bill Cosby were dropped. They were dropped via a technicality, by the way. They weren't dropped because it was determined beyond a reasonable doubt that he was innocent because there wasn't a preponderance of evidence to suggest that he was having unconsensual sex with unconscious victims, which is not cool. I mean, I'm not going to judge, but I'm going to say that's not cool. I'm trying to be fair because I'm not concerned with what Bill Cosby may or may not have done because I am currently reading Robin DiAngelo's new book, and I am currently entrenched and enthralled with critical race theory,

so I can teach my daughter that we should not be paying attention to what a person has done and their individual character. Like Martin Luther King said, we should be paying attention to what cultural factors have led to the fact that Bill Cosby was raping what, let's be honest, is majority white women.

Is it not his right as a black man to claim his reparations the way he chooses, I'm not saying it is. I'm just asking critical race theorists, because if there's one watching now, one will give me a good argument for why it is so. I can't judge Bill Cosby. I'm a white man. I'm going to stay silent on this issue because I need to examine my privilege and how that has helped me buy this shithole of an apartment in Bay Ridge. I want to know how that's helped me to have one of the lowest Patreons on fucking Patreon. I kid. Bill Cosby's a pig. And he got off on a technicality. And you know what that technicality is called?

Money privilege. It's the same privilege that OJ Simpson had when he got off after clearly being framed by the Clinton Foundation and Bill Gates for chopping off his ex-wife's head for fucking some waiter who was bringing her sunglasses. You would have done the same.

You would have done the same. Let me tell you this right now. If I come home and there's some fucking tan waiter handing my wife sunglasses, the first thing I'm gonna do is try to cut off his head. And who are you to judge me on what I do?

So I'm not trying to suggest that money takes precedent of a race but I'm going to just say that it helps having a couple of Benjis in the pocket to spend on your legal defense having been one of the most beloved characters by all races in America on the number one sitcom of all time and amassing hundreds of millions of dollars in the process is gonna help the judge go

whoopsie what happened to this one piece of paper oh it fell so bill cosby's back on tour um i think just like Chappelle and Joe Rogan Bill Cosby and Donald Trump were going to do arenas together they would fucking sell the fuck out because you know Bill Cosby's only option right now

is to go hard right he's got to go hard right that's the thing Louis C.K. doesn't understand you know and I'm not talking get accused of being hard right by some's the thing Louis CK doesn't understand. And I'm not talking get accused of being hard right by some fucking dingbat blogger who blogs from his mother's basement. I'm talking about going all in. I'm making a Steven Crowder and Owen Benjamin appearance to promote my dates because those people will accept you. They'll take you right in and they will sell your fucking

shows out. If Louis CK just went, fuck that dog, I'll take my dick out when I want to because I'm a libertarian and I don't believe in laws, there would have been a bunch of people that said, come perform in the hot spots of the Delta variant of Corona where we believe the vaccine is a liquid devil that gets into your veins and turns you into a libcuck tard. I mean,

it seems to be that the Delta variant is not as hot as SDT chicks. What do you think? Delta Gamma? I'm not into it. Did you ever fuck a sorority girl at finger painting school?

The president's. What were they called? I said, I fucked the president of sorority. You fucked the president of sorority. All right, Drew goes for the top, dog. You're a climber. I know that right now. I was the treasurer of mine.

Yeah, now that I know that you're coveting my judge, you're just looking at, you're a climber. You go straight to the top. You probably fucked one of the lower ranked uh it's delta sigma delta coronas and went all the way to the president after that if he did it to black women it wouldn't even make news okay that's what happens when you read what is that yeah there was black women in there and so that's just comment roulette when you look down i read it it's called tightrope walking with your career and it's fun to watch now i think bill cosby is innocent until

proven good hold on hold on there the chip that they put in my brain is telling me to stop saying that yeah um so bill cosby's on the loose but i mean who the fuck is it, you know? Who the fuck isn't on the loose right now? You know what he's not on the loose from? Dying in a year. What is he, 89?

Who gives a shit at this point? Yeah, I mean, he's just gonna be performing one day, doing his like, you know,

where he talks to kids on stage, and he's just gonna drop. So, God will take care of him. Bill Cosby's sentence. Yeah, look at him. He's throwing a peace sign up. Where have we seen that peace sign before? Whenever someone's really guilty, they just throw the peace signs up. That is a Richard Nixon peace sign whenever I've seen one. He just throw it up the peace sign. Because that's what

Bill Cosby's interested in now, just peace. He just wants everyone to live in peace. OJ and Mayweather are innocent because it is what it is. Yes, it is what it is. Mayweather, who did a little time for what they call disciplining his wife, which is his right, also got off maybe for the reason

that he makes a lot of people millions of dollars, maybe because he makes millions of dollars and can pay the top of the line people who also pay off the people who are sentencing to get them off. Damn money's a privilege. The color of green takes precedent over any color that people inhabit. I'll tell you that right now um one of my favorite stories just to lighten it up a little bit will cosby be at soul joel's this winter yeah terrible time to look down lol look what they called the peace sign v for victory sign yeah so they're calling Cosby flash to peace sign. And the AP is calling it flash the V for victory sign. So I guess that's V for victory. Yeah. Guys, I'm really excited about

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Your son goes to a school. He's one of 60 kids. He's one of 60 kids in the class in the public school system in Jersey City. Okay, his name's Drew. And he's flunking math because all he can do is finger paint. Would you prefer that

where the teacher does not have time to help Drew with his math or would you prefer a teacher who pulled Drew aside, okay, started with a compliment of his Yeezys, then started feeling his arm and asking about his tattoo

and then started teaching him math based on how many sucks she did on his dick. Who's going to learn quicker? Who's going to learn? What is a better scenario to learn than to have the Pavlovian reward of getting your dick sucked by the person giving you the grade.

I tell you what, if I went to work every day and I hated my job and all of a sudden my boss started to suck my dick every day, I may want to work there. So if I'm a student who let's say has add instead of prescribing ritalin can we prescribe a few elder dick suckings a few how should we call it mentoring dick suckings she's an adult he's an adult legally i don't see the problem she got fired when she should be getting a fucking ribbon don't you think she should win teacher of the year she should be getting a rage from the boards of education for taking time out of her day to really spend some time with the kids first of all is it her fault that there's a kid who's 18 that's still in the fucking high school that's the the parent's fault. Okay?

If one of the kids is 18, hey man, let me tell you something. A dick sucking's not gonna change his trajectory. The kid's a fucking super junior and whether she sucked his dick or not, the kid is destined to work at an Arby's and develop a meth habit at some point. The dick sucking is not going to change anything. The other kid is 17.

So she gave him a little graduation gift. He's going off into the world. Big fucking deal. Teacher of the year. Okay. It is your constitutional right. Mrs. What's her name?

Plus it's an Alabama dick suck, so there were no teeth involved. It was a good gummy dick suck. Her name's Carrie Cabriwitt. Cabriwitt? Carriewitt. Carriewitt. Cabris are middle-aged. So let's take a look.

Carriewitt, 47, entered a blind plea of guilty to one count of engaging in a sex act with a student in march wit will spend 18 months in state prison god that dick cost you some time and the rest of the sentence will be on probation she's also required to register as a sex offender are we really going to do that i mean you know is there a little bit of a difference between Carrie Cabry Witt and some guy who, when you check your registered sex offender app, is registered sex offender because he felt up some 14-year-old on a bus? Are we going to really pretend like there's an equivalency here, that they're tantamount? One is a predator. One is a good gal. i wouldn't catch her huh i

wouldn't catch her on youtube what do you mean you wouldn't catch her predator youtube oh yeah check out drew drew hurt his leg chasing a predator in new jersey so drew his other job is he um vigilante he yeah a vigilante uh a vigilante youtuber who sets up um usually ethnic english as a second language predators it's new jersey in new jersey it's new jersey so you gotta you know when in rome yeah so drew if you what's the channel again predator catchers alliance predators catchers alliance where you can see drew's uh nifty camera work and running ability when him and his boy track down and clean up jersey from all these predators they make them call their wives their kids and it's very entertaining and uh the show i can't compete with that here's the thing if you have a prank

show you're going to be a success why is everyone just not pinking prank shows? Nobody's watching TV. I would just go and say, hey, how about this? I throw shit in people's faces on the bus. Just buy it. Trust me. If you want eyeballs, you'll get it. How about this one? I go to the hood and I pretend to say something racist. People will tune in to see if I get punched in the face. Give me the money. People will watch it. Show me one prank show on YouTube that does not have a gazillion hits. Okay. Now actually drew and what's his name? Dr. Oz, who he works for. Rami. Rami.

Drew and Rami are actually doing a good thing. I mean, they're putting their rife. I mean, rife. I'm sorry. I did not mean that in it, Ali Wong. It's just Yanni Bidens. I didn't mean, it just came out that way. Drew and Rami are certainly in danger because one of those times,

one of those guys is going to turn around and just be like, you guys work for the police? Are you police? And they're going to go, no, man, call your wife. Why would you do that, my guy? And they're just going to go, you're not the police? I'm going to go home tonight to my wife and kids. I'm only doing that accent because that's the only accent I've heard on Predators Alliance.

It's just one of those neighborhoods that's mostly Hispanic, right? My neighborhood, yeah. Yeah, it's your neighborhood. Have you ever hooked up with a white girl? Or are we the first white people you've seen? College. In college. High school, there was none.

There was none. So you hooked up with a lot of puerto ricans exactly um some guy aj lunt wants us to know we could just call it to catch a greek so jeff bezos has stepped down from amazon um he uh he handed the company off into good hands. And he's focusing all his attention into getting the space. Is that what he is? He's also become the wealthiest person who's ever lived. So his wealth record right now is $211 billion. $211 billion. You know, most people will never make $211,000. He's got $211 billion. Do you know how much money $1 billion is?

He's got $211 of those. So I would assume when somebody retires with $211 billion, the only thing to do is open a comedy club in austin or try to go to space dog um rogues i'm just giving you a little advice after the comedy club is a success because everything you do is a success it's time for you to build a comedy club on mars that's it that's the last thing left for him to do it's easy for us to build a comedy club on Mars. That's it. That's the last thing left for him to do. It's easy for us to judge these guys and say like, what are they doing? They're trying to conquer the world. It's like, do you know how these guys are built? You know, these rich people

are built where they're looking for the next thing. And when you've climbed all the way to $211 billion and you've already had every willing prostitute sign an NDA to step on your balls with stilettos to even yourself out. When you have frequented every single dungeon in the East Village and around the country and had yourself strapped up and whipped while they put Cheez Whiz in your ass and spray so you could come, the only thing left is to explore space. Jeff Bezos has always had an eye on space. Pun intended. He's had one eye on his business. The other eye on the heavens. You know what I'm saying?

At some point, someone in his life said, yo, man, you want to put a patch on that thing? He said, nah, dogs. That's me staring at the stars. One eye just got locked at the stars. Look at this. Jeff Bezos, he makes $321 million per day. So it's a little bit more than drill.

Just a tad. Oh, he makes $3,715 per second. So he just made $3,715 and just keep going. But now he stepped down, which is a smart move because in the next couple of years, there's a very good chance that he will get decapitated in front of Amazon headquarters in Virginia. It's not their headquarters, but their new offices.

Because the French Revolution is probably coming and there's nothing we can do. So he steps down and some other guy is taking his place. So he steps down and some other guy is taking his place. His name is Jeff. Jeff something, right? What's his name? Andy Jaffe is taking the reins of Amazon. And let's see if Andy Jaffe could make this into a profitable company.

God, the joke would have been better if I didn't fumble it on country. profitable country uh company god the joke would have been better if i didn't fumble it on country maybe andy andy andy jaffee could turn turn around maybe andy jaffee can call um the prophet on what's that channel the prophets on where he comes and saves businesses uh-huh no it's on some channel. Profit. It's a show where the guy comes in and turns around failing businesses. Gordon Ramsay, Hell's Kitchen? No.

You mean Kitchen Nightmares? This is like, that's lingering cigarette smoke from before I got caught smoking by my wife. And now I'm dipping. Let's throw a snooze in. Let's have a snooze break. This is Swedish snooze. It's not bad snooze break this is swedish snooze it's not bad for you at all it's healthy it's better than smoking the cancer will just stay around here and so you know um so yeah maybe he can turn around and write this shit because i tell

you what if there's a company that's in need of help and understanding how to make profits it's amazon so um jeff bezos you did it man you climbed to the top dude now get in that fucking rocket ship and get your ball stomped on in another atmosphere it's the only thing left for you to do dog so hats off to him stepping down and pursuing that just at the same time that the pentagon canels its contract that they were trying to make with Microsoft. Because originally I think the contract was going to go to Amazon. But because Jeff Bezos and Trump were beefing, Trump gave it to Microsoft. And there was some contention there. Bezos was pissed.

But the Pentagon canceled its contract. but the Pentagon canceled its contract. What the fuck was the contract for that they're making a contract with Amazon and Microsoft? What else could it be besides collecting data or finding out more about us? You know, we like to criticize the CCP but it's like the whole entire fucking internet

is just being used to mine your data and sell it that's why when people say i don't want to watch any ads i don't want to donate to your patreon cool don't because you know what the only model that will remain will be will be we will give you this service for free in exchange for knowing what your cum face looks like when you jerk off to guys on guys that your wife doesn't know about. You know, this is a crazy thing that that runner is not going to be allowed to run in the Olympics because she smoked a little marijuana. If there's an opposite of a performance-enhancing drug, isn't it weed?

I guess they were worried about her representing America and just getting to the starting line and being like, nah, dude, you go ahead. I'm going to hang back and eat some Takis. This is a crazy story. Yeah, I mean, this girl works her whole life to get into the Olympics, and it's taken away because she smoked. She smoked a banned substance.

The merit of the world doping agency rules related to THC should be reevaluated. You think? You think maybe we take another peek at that? It's just horrible that she's got to be the one to suffer so this gets reexamined. Although on the flip side for her, again, she's known now. She's known.

I mean, she could have like a law written after her. And she's going to be on every news channel now. And she's somebody. So, but good for her for smoking a little fucking joint. Hey, guess what? Guess what to the people who judge her and guess what to these committees that make these decisions?

You guys aren't running in the fucking Olympics representing your country. Do you know what kind of stress that comes with? You're gonna wanna take the edge off a little bit by having at least a Lucy or a puff of purple haze. She found out her mother died. That's why she smoked. Oh, even worse. The girl took a little puff because she wanted to deal with the fact that her mother died and now she can't run in the Olympics. What kind of example are we setting? Are we a free country or what? But it's not even this country.

It's the Olympics, right? It's the international tribunal of fucking stiff white guys who never ran a race in their entire life okay i can understand if she was doing some jackie joiner cursey shit i think jackie joiner cursor i think jackie joiner cursor was like before the races was it her or the other one who was caught a few of them were caught and that was back then when you're like yo is that a guy they got caught doing everything like before the races, was it her or the other one who was caught? A few of them were caught. And that was back then where you're like, yo, is that a guy? They got caught doing everything, dog. I mean, I think before the meets,

they took testosterone, steroids. I think they threw a little cocaine in there. Yeah, a couple of bumps. Just really get that motor going. But that was a different time. Ben Johnson got caught, right? Remember, Ben Johnson looked like a superhero, and he beat Carl Lewis. To Carl Lewis's credit, he just looked like a fast guy.

He didn't look like a superhero, and Carl Lewis got robbed. He almost got robbed as bad as Roy Jones Jr. in Korea. That was the worst robbery of all time when they gave it to that Korean guy. If you aren't holy as St. Peter, you are banned from the Olympics. Yeah, it's really ridiculous.

It's an IOC rule, okay? And someone wants me to settle down Luke St. Simon. Yanni's eyes are doing a hundred meter dash. Yanni's eyes are doing a hundred meter dash. Yanni's eyes are doing a hundred meter dash towards each other. That's district.dc2. Yes, they are doing a hundred meter dash towards each other. That's Ben Johnson. I mean, look at that kid, man.

Yeah, he beat Carl Lewis. And that was not right. And he's Canadian, wasn't he? Seoul Olympics. That Olympics was mired in controversy. That Roy Jones Jr. decision was one of the worst decisions I've ever seen in my life. Rachel Nichols, while we're talking about sports,

Rachel Nichols and Maria Taylor. Talk about two people who may not go to dinner together again. Probably close friends before this. Now, if you're not a sports fan, I'll tell you the story. Rachel Nichols, she hosts a very popular show that she co-hosts on ESPN with athletes all the time. Rachel Nichols is always, especially after George Floyd, being very vocal on civil rights, and so far sometimes to get a little woke in what she says.

Maria Taylor was hired to do a job that she believes she deserves. And based on her resume, she kind of does. But because of ESPN's push for diversity. So it's been a big scandal. And she will not be working the finals, Rachel Nichols, because of this. And Maria Taylor is. will not be working the finals um rachel nichols because of this and um maria taylor is um this is a fascinating story because i think they were friends they're friends right so i mean talk about two girls who aren't besties anymore. Yeah.

She basically was suggesting that Maria Taylor had gotten the job because she is black. And Nichols, obviously, is white. So Steven Jackson, I think the basketball player, I think defended Rachel Nichols, which is wild because he was like friends with George Floyd. So he defended her, right? He did. He defended her. So this is kind of, I think a few basketball players might have defended her because they love Rachel Nichols. But the only thing I have to say about this, there you go, Steven Jackson criticized on Twitter after defending Rachel Nichols. Let's hear what he says.

We all ramble. We say things when we're frustrated. And, you know, Rachel did deserve that job. It's just plain and simple. I talked to Rachel, and I know a lot of things she was saying out of frustration because ESPN put her in a bad position. And they even put Maria in a position trying to give Maria a sympathy job. They were trying to make themselves look good because all the Black Lives Matter and the George Floyd stuff was going on.

So ESPN tried to make themselves look good by taking the job from Rachel that she had already had, that they had already told her she had, that she deserved, and give it to Maria just to make themselves look good. It wasn't a genuine job they wanted to give Maria. It's ESPN's behind all this, bro. It's all their fault. You know what I'm saying? I can't blame Rachel. I love Rachel, and I'm going to stand behind her until I spoke to her.

And I'm going to stand behind Maria, too. But ESPN, y'all are some suckers. Y'all are some suckers, because y'all did this. Y'all tried to give Maria a job, and it wasn't genuine. And look what happened. Come on, man. It's all ES all espn fault we love both of them very complicated story very complicated story now what are the chances you think that stephen jackson may be laying a little pipe in rachel nichols i'd say 10 chance based on that video but i mean he's making that point i mean rachel nichols

usually did that job yeah there's the memes of stephen jackson the superman outfit carrying rachel nichols the internet is undefeated it's funny but um that's his point that he's making um here's the deal neither one of them deserve it because what the hell are women doing on the sidelines of a male sport okay Okay, get back in the kitchen. That's the way we solve this. I'm joking. I jest. Steve Jackson is a Freemason, but the kid isn't lying.

Okay, so here he is. He's part of the Illuminati. Democrats are CCP spies that want to bring America down. Yanni Dime Eyes. Your hair is borderline Trump's wig. If she fucked more black basketball players, she wouldn't have lost the job. And then we just got a DeSantis 2024 in there.

So comment roulette, baby. You look down and whatever you get, you get. Women reporters should have sliders ready to eat at the end of each game i don't know what that means they should be cooking you know what's funny is my wife hates female reporters it's funny and my wife's obviously a feminist or whatever but she just hates like she's like what are they doing at the game like look female reporters are great i know both of these reporters from their work. I don't know them personally. Here's the deal. Who gives a fuck who's on the sidelines?

All you got to do is ask a fucking question to the coach that interrupts his flow and his concentration. They should ban it altogether. Why the fuck are we talking to the coach? Popovich was the one that had the appropriate response every time. He would just go, no, yep, sorry. I'm not giving you any information. What the fuck, dude? There's spies that are watching this

that could text the coach. I don't want you to know how I feel. It's just stupid. The fans don't care about it. I don't know why they do it. Maybe to justify jobs. I don't know why. No basketball fan, even casual basketball fans,

want to hear from anyone. I don't even want to hear the athletes after the game. You know, they all say the same shit. What's going on? We just played hard. You know, just my teammates were good. We won this one. We still got to play better.

Tomorrow's a new time. I'll see you tomorrow. We're not there for the interviews. So I think this is just an example of how problematic it is to have women in the workforce. End of story. You know? Or we should say Rachel Nichols. Rachel Nichols. Rachel Nichols, do you support diversity? Yes or no? And of course she's going to say yes.

Okay. Well, you need to give away your job. Mark Ruffalo, do you support diversity? Yes, I do. I also do not support the genocide that the Israelis are doing, as you read from my tweet, but I apologize for it. But yes, I support diversity in all things. Are you willing, Mark Ruffalo,

to have the Hulk played by Michael B. Jordan instead of you? Yes? Yes? Yes? Are you? I think this is a great example of why saying you support something's not good enough. You gotta give it up. Next week, this podcast will be hosted by yamanika sanders

i am stepping down her name is close enough to mine this will be called long long long long days and if you follow her shout out to her i love her to death she's one of the funniest women in the world and if you go to her instagram you will find that my days are short compared to hers. She is a fucking Norwegian summer, baby. 24 hours a day. I'm a New York City summer. I get dark around nine. Yamanika keeps the lights on 24 hours a day like a Greek diner. So I will be replaced by Yamanika Sanders in what will be called a long, long, long day with Yam Anika Sanders. And I'm willing to say that right now. I see your, I support diversity and up you till I want to go starving and homeless to support it. Rachel Nichols, how much do you support diversity?

You claimed it many times. The first thing you should do is give up your job for Maria Taylor, who happens to be much more of a piece than you anyway. I support whoever's the biggest piece. That's what I say. Is that misogynistic? Or is that just good marketing strategy? Doris good marketing strategy yeah let's take a peek at

doris burke i mean the basketball players love doris burke yeah everyone loves doris burke and like who cares my favorite announcer is kevin harlan right between the eyes you think whatever kevin i just worked for his daughter, but what can you do? You ever think, I mean, a kid's got like six kids because I think he's Irish. You think at one point

after he made a kid, he just screamed his wife right between the eyes. He's an exciting announcer. I mean, she's a piece. Which one's more of a piece? You see,

I don't see color. I see who's more of a piece. And I'm going to go there both pieces, but I'm going to give it to Maria as an absolute bonafide piece. Okay. Rachel Nichols looks like she could be the mommy and me teacher for my daughter. She could be running a mommy and me off her porch whereas maria just looks like a stone cold for rome dime piece so those are two girls who won't be liking each other's photos anymore so the san francisco crime rate is through the roof. Every city.

Can we pull up crime stats? I mean, San Francisco is hilarious because people are just running into stores and just stealing stuff. Like they just realized that cops are too out of shape to run up those San Francisco hills. Do you know how easy it is to shoplift in San Francisco if you're the least bit in shape?

All you have to do is run up one of those hills and the cops will give up halfway. I mean, San Francisco is going through an absolute crime wave. And I think it's because the cops have not been defunded enough. There's too many cops on the street making people feel scared. And follow my logic. Those scared people are then running into stores to only feed their families. Because as you know, as AOC pointed out, crime happens when people are desperate. And what do people steal most?

PS5s. Computers. people steal most? PS5s, computers, things that give you a basic level of sustenance. So AOC is correct. Okay. She said famously, or I should say infamously, depending on who you support. During the initial gun crime wave in New York, there was an incident that was well reported on where a man walked up to another man who was walking with his daughter and shot him in the head. And she said, this crime wave is because people are desperate for groceries. And I said, I see what you're saying because this guy just shot the guy in the head and drove off. He left his wallet because he got his PayPal account and didn't need his wallet to get groceries. It was a grocery crime. You know, usually that's what I think. That's what I think.

When I see people looting a target, I'm going, you know what? These people, this guy walking out with a flat screen TV is gonna fucking make a nice meal out of that flat screen TV and feed his family. So look at what's going on in San Francisco. There is like an absolute mass exodus out of San Francisco where people are moving out because the

policies that they support are leaving a little boo-boo in their quality of life one in 145 people in san francisco you have a one in 145 chance statistically to be a victim of a crime in San Francisco. Violent crime. Violent crime. Oh, even worse. Okay. You have a one in 145 chance. I'm going to say this honestly.

Where I live, you have a negative four chance to be a victim of a violent crime. So whatever your politics are, at the end of the day, nobody's anything when they're thinking about the safety of their family. So I think what we need is less cops in the street to solve this. Go back up for California.

You have a one in 227 chance. So California's a big ass state. It's a big ass state. That's a little number for a big ass state. What's New York? And you know how we call it. We don't call it New York. We call it de Blasio's New York. What's de Blasio's New York numbers? And let's compare those to Bloomberg. How you doing? This is Sean Towery. Now, I came up. He ran the city like a fucking business.

You got to give him fucking credit. He ran the fucking city like a business, Bloomberg. So what? He got rid of the fucking Slurpees. So what? He was a communist on the fucking Slurpees. The kid ran the fucking city like a business. Let's fuck up a nice city with bad policies learn nothing and then move somewhere else and repeat yay white people that's from a black guy thank god um please don't mug me the

only time looking like a poor kid is socially powerful the probability of me shooting someone has gone up exponentially here in seattle so he's saying the opposite he's saying because seattle's so annoying the probability of him shooting someone has gone up very funny your glasses look like the four for 20 box set at marshall's waiting line thank you comment roulette you look down and you read what you say. Ladder fucking 14, Sean Terry. So here's New York. New York right now, you have a one in 188 and one in 279. Not good. Not good.

So crime is up substantially in cities, in all cities so what can you do um the truth is rough the truth is because cops have been um their morale is gone nobody wants to work on the force nobody wants to interact with anybody because they're getting filmed you know i'm not saying it's for bad reason, obviously. So, you know, there's been some obvious abuses of power and some targeting of minorities for sure. But the unintended backlash of that, I think, is that all cops are vilified. And that's the problem. When you start saying things like abolish the police and defund the police, the good cops are going to feel vilified. They're going to feel like they can't win no matter what, because you see them in a uniform and you instantly vilify them because

the media has supported this narrative that there's this epidemic of cops shooting unarmed people. And yeah, they shoot too many. But overall, when you compare them to interactions, obviously, it's a very, very small percentage. Too much, albeit too much. But to call it an epidemic, I think could be what they call histrionics. But definitely, people are upset. They have the right to be upset. But the problem is when the media runs with it, supports leaps and logic, doesn't allow statistics to be analyzed and doesn't allow contravening evidence to be explored, that doesn't support that hypothesis. What you have is this runaway belief that all cops are evil.

There is no question that that is the cause of this. Imagine you were a cop. You know, as the old Native American wisdom saying goes, put yourself in somebody else's moccasins. Imagine you're just a good cop, a law-abiding cop, and you see something going down. Are you going to chase the kid now if he runs? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not getting involved. I feel like everyone's against me.

I feel like the politicians are against me. I feel like the people are against me. And so they're just not fucking willing to put their lives on the line anymore to deal with this very dangerous and often tragic job where you have to make these split-second decisions. Do they need more money? I think they need to be better funded with training. I think it needs to attract better people. More money.

Spent right. Not wasted. Not given away for bonuses, for tickets and shit like that when you're harassing populations like you did in Ferguson. You know, the cops can be corrupt. There's no question of that. There's so many examples of that. The blue wall of silence is bullshit. But if you want to know what's behind the crime, see, I don't think it's that. I think it is the morale is gone. Nobody wants to be a cop right now. Why would you want to be a cop right now? You're a firefighter. Everyone wants to be

a fucking firefighter. And everyone calls these firefighters heroes because they don't do the corrupt shit. It's like, you know what the police department calls them? They have some name for them where they steal. They go into buildings and they steal you've heard that right they steal they go into these buildings that they're supposed to and they just steal shit and they loot shit and uh the the reason why the cops um resent them so much because they get paid more to do less they just sit around and cook dinner they say that their fucking firehouses are beautiful because a lot of these guys do contracting on the side because they they they can they can have a side job because they don't work the fucking hours cops do and uh they sit there and they cook chicken franchise and watch

adam sandler movies well these guys are walking the beat trying to figure out what's in this fucking guy's hand when they stop them and they get paid less to do that. So the cops, and let me be honest, they're right. The cop's job compared to the firefighter's job is a lot harder, a lot more dangerous. And the firefighter's job is a little cushy in comparison. One day on, three days off. One day on, three days off, overtime. One day on, three days off. And they can switch each other, right?

It's like, I'll cover you on this one you cover me on this one and like and then if you I heard if like if you don't cover for the guy you get the reputation of a guy who won't do the other guy's hours

so it's like on some system where the firefighters as long as they they got enough men is all that matters whereas cops that's not how it works and overtime

is crazy crazy money in overtime what I do I went down to breezy point there and i fucking you know they were having a parade they were doing one of those fucking fairy parades all i had to do was fucking stand there i got fucking overtime yeah i got fucking overtime because i told i called my sister and said call in a cat's in a tree so my sister fucking called it in from a pay phone so we fucking went out there if you don't think that happens you got another thing coming where they don't have one friend it in from a pay phone. So we fucking went out there. If you don't think that happens, you got another thing coming.

Where they don't have one friend just call from a fucking pay phone, whatever one's left, and say, hey, man, just make a call. I'm about to check out, but I need a couple hundred dollars to take the kids to Disneyland. So what's going to happen? There's going to be a little fire. A little fire. Because there's a cat stuck in a tree and me and the guys gotta go out

after hours and get that all the time that happens cops do all types of corrupt shit too though yeah they get all this funding for shit they don't use you know what can you do it does need to get cleaned up there does need to be a. These unjust killings by police need to be looked at. But this general environment, this general perspective now that cops are evil is just the most fucking ridiculous thing you've ever heard in your entire fucking life. Grow the fuck up

because you'll say all that shit until you need the cops. You'll say all that shit till the crime wave comes to your fucking house. And then what are you going to do? You're going to fucking move away to where they don't need cops because there ain't no crime. You fucking hypocrite. Am I wrong? am I wrong Rihanna's home got breached while she was in New York some guy climbed over her wall dare I say

a man in love a man in love how could one of these women just not fall in love with their stalker who's willing to go to that extent to climb over the woman's wall? Yeah, so Rihanna's $6.8 million home in the Hollywood Hills, you know, down there with the people,

that she rents for $35,000 a month. So she rents it out. She Airbnbs that shit. Was breached by a wall-hopping intruder while she was in New York City. Dare I say there's a chance that that intruder was Chris Brown? No, who knows who it was. But I mean,

stalking is very scary and sad, but you have to admit there's something a little funny about a guy who's willing to scale a wall just to like get a glimpse of you it's like it's a mental illness on a level that's hard to understand firefighters are a bit shocked when i was a server they all paid separately by debit and it took like 15 minutes to ring them up why is that drew i'm at the firehouse watching this eating buffalo chicken wind dip paid separately by debit and it took like 15 minutes to ring them up. Why is that, Drew?

I'm at the firehouse watching this eating buffalo chicken wind dip. They're probably volunteers who paid separately. I breached Maurice's home and sniffed her dirty pantalones. So there you have it. So she's safe.

She wasn't there. She wasn't there, Rihanna. She was with ASap rocky in harlem he was asap rocky somebody jumped over her fucking wall if you're gonna if you're gonna try to get into one of these houses right there i mean you got another thing coming dude these people have such security fucking cameras they're gonna catch you they will catch you chris brown talking about him his uh cleaning lady suing him because his dog like ripped her face up his dog like who do you get the dog from michael veck probably so that's it guys um texas is getting ready to put their law their, our favorite relief pitcher,

the disabled governor extraordinaire is laying down the law. I texted it to you, Jess. And let's take a peek. You know, I don't go one way or the other. I just support, I support the perspective that right-wing people stop calling left-wing people like retards and cucks.

Most of them are not. It's the loudest voices on Twitter that are saying the most outrageous stuff. And more importantly, because I see this more often, is left-wing people stop caricaturing conservative people as these fucking morons who are evil or like idiotic, okay? Because most of them are not. Most of them are not. Most of everyone are just good people that lean left or right, and they have reasons

to, and usually those reasons have to do with self-interest. Sometimes there's some ignorance on both sides, but for the most part, people are competent. They're adults. The problem is that children are interested in politics now. That's what's really become the problem, politics now. That's what's really become the problem is like teenagers and young people have access to all this information about policies and votes and stuff like that. And these people don't work on their own. They don't live on their own. They don't have any life wisdom yet. And they're the ones who have all the time to shout the loudest on the internet and make themselves feel like heroes so they can feel like they're doing something when they often don't have any experience to back up what they're talking about. That's the difference. That's what's going on in this country

is young people are involved in politics, which can be good, obviously, because they push for a lot of good progressive things, but obviously, there's always a yang where there's a yang, and that's the yang of it, is a lot of these people are just young, fucking unexperienced people shouting about stuff they have no experience or detailed knowledge of because who the fuck has the time

to read the whole bill anyway? Wouldn't you rather just get the breakdown from Rosario Dawson's Twitter account? Can you pass me the phone? Oh, there it is. You guys are getting efficient. So Texas, the Texas legislation. Now, which one of these sounds unreasonable because liberals are pissed about this. Okay. Let's put our liberal hats on and by liberal hats, I mean, pussy hats. Guys put them on. We have them here in the office. Jesse just put his on. Drew put his pussy hat on. I'm putting my proverbial pussy hat on. Here we go. Bail reform. Legislation reforming the bail system in Texas

to protect the public from accused criminals who may be released on bail. I don't know what the details of that are, but that sounds pretty reasonable. No? Even with my pussy hat on. Once you have kids, you're going like, I'm conservative on crime.

Election integrity. Legislation strengthening the integrity of elections in Texas. Again, I don't know what that means, but it sounds good. This is probably just like a general synopsis brought to you by Breitbart, where the details are like, election integrity. If your skin color is a little darker than this, you cannot vote. I don't know what the details are. Someone email me.

Social media censorship. This one I like. Legislation safeguarding the freedoms of speech by protecting social media users from being censored by social media companies based on the user's expressed viewpoints, including by providing a legal remedy for those wrongfully accused from a platform. Wow. I don't know about that, but I guess if the people in Texas want to pay their public funds to support public representation for these people, I guess that's what's that's insinuating to sue Facebook. Be careful, Texas taxpayers, because Facebook has deep fucking pockets.

Article X funding, legislation providing appropriations to the legislature. Boring. Family violence prevention. It's too long for me to read. Youth sports. Here's the spicy one. Are you ready for the spicy one, Justice Couture? Legislation identical to Senate Bill 29 as passed by the Texas Senate in the 87th legislature regular session, disallowing a student from competing in university interscholastic league athletic competitions designated for the sex opposite to the student sex at birth can we just talk simply dog just say hey we're not gonna let any fucking trans people in women's sports that's what that means i disagree let's make women's sport a little bit more interesting

let the men compete if they're women now. It's your issue. It's really your issue. I don't care. Abortion inducing. You can't take any drugs that are mailed to you to have an abortion. So strengths is the law applicable to the reporting of abortions and abortion complications and ensures that no abortion inducing drugs are provided unless there is voluntary and informed consent. So that doesn't seem unreasonable. It's like, hey, we want some sort of formal chain of command here, I guess. And some medical consultation on whether you can take a drug to have an abortion. Or maybe that is unreasonable because they're getting rid of it.

Is that a fancy way of saying no more morning after pill? Yeah. Fuck that, dog. I do not agree. The morning after pill, or as I like to call it, backing up the catcher. I made a lot of morning after pill smoothies for girls in the morning. There you go, Drew. Come to Drew's smoothie shop where he mixes in a morning after pill.

Jesse's shaking his head, these fucking Gen Xers. Yeah, I like to call it backing up the catcher. You know how like when in baseball, yeah, you got to run behind the catcher in case the catcher, that's what the morning after pill is. Just the pitcher backing up the catcher on a plate of the plate. Another big one.

We'll just, we'll skip all the boring ones. Critical race theory, big controversy. Now, is it being taught as said by only college professors and law school?

Or is it being taught in high schools, junior high school and below? Hmm. We don't know. Republicans claim it is. Liberals claim it's not. It's only in college and law school. But legislation similar to House Bill 3979 concerning critical race theory as originally passed by the texas senate blah blah blah we're backing it up saying no more critical race theory

in schools i guess that's what you're saying um i i'd like my kid to know about her privilege. Like, hey girl, you were born a Greek immigrant to Greek immigrant kids. Your grandfather's father was a slave himself, but I want you to know in this country, you are privileged. And that's it. The rest of it is just boring shit.

So it looks like this Texas, all these Texas laws are laws that you're seeing in Florida and Texas and other Republican states. And they're going after voter fraud, what they think is voter fraud, and all these things. The devil's in the details. And obviously these are issues

that people are very split on. So we will see who's gonna win, shirts or skins. Only time will tell. I got my money on the Chinese. Now, for a few of our small business shout outs. Of course, we got Eastside Cheesecake. Now, the time has finally come where me and Jesse have tasted Eastside Cheesecakes.

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So what we ate wasn't even as fresh as fresh can be, and it was absolutely perfect. Eastside Cheesecakes, also available at Uncle Paulie's Deli. Uncle Paulie's. Uncle Paulie's. So, eastsidecheesecakes.com, Eastside Cheesecakes on the gram. Check it out. Start at the gram. Start following them there. If you're in the Los Angeles area, go to Eastside Cheesecakes. This This dude Omar, who's a big time Patreon member, he went and took a picture with them and got some cheesecake. So there you go. Support Eastside Cheesecakes.

It's a fun thing. They're part of the show now and everyone knows Eastside Cheesecakes. So order them for your birthday. Maybe they'll fucking send them to you. I don't know. Go to their website, eastsidecheesecakes.com and there's the discount right there that you can see that

Jesse threw up. So go in and put that promo code in, get yourself some fucking cheesecakes, support these small businesses, guys. It's very important to reference. Everything ends up looking like a fucking Walmart and it's gross. Uh, Joseph DeMonte over at Blue Agave, uh, or as I like to call it, uh, the catering hall that's going to hall that's going to host Drew's graduation party. Blue Agave, Bay Ridge, all one word on the gram. Go follow them there. Go to 3rd Avenue in Bay Ridge and check out Blue Agave, Joseph DeMonte.

Max, Mr. Good Guy Long, Good Guys Refrigeration. Unfortunately, he's revoking, he's got a downsize. He's not going to be one of our sponsors anymore. So a level's opening up, guys. As soon as his membership is over, you guys get in there. I'm not touching it. There's only a certain amount of slots. So we're going to say goodbye to Max, Mr. Good Guy Long for the last time.

Good luck, whether you're fixing fridges or whatever you're doing, smoking weed or showing me your backyard in Palm Springs via video. This is his last read. So I just want to play taps for Max, Mr. Good guy long. He was a good guy. He was a good guy and he cracked open a lot of fridges and he cleaned them out in Palm Springs, Seattle. So I think he may be going to work for Antifa now. Now we got exclusiveautoshipping.com. If you're moving your car anywhere, go to exclusiveautoshipping.com.

Get your nationwide free quote from Jared Z. Then of course we got Rob's Mental Playground. Boy, is it a playground. We have our hyena in a bathtub painting that's on our main set that you'll see in the next episode with Kelseysey cook um thank you rob go he's got a little discount too for long haulers if you want to buy if you're not buying a fucking painting if you don't have a painting hanging in your house by rob from rob's mental playground then are you a fan go buy one

of this kid's fucking prince t-shirts. They're all wild. The kid's out of his mind. In the best way. Rob'sMentalPlayground.com. YouTube, Rob's Mental Playground. Graham, Rob's Mental Playground. Then we got, of course, our big time glue gunner who's getting your fucking video. I'm getting your video.

Okay? Mike Milanoff. I mean, this kid wants his fucking video from Long Island Larry. I'm getting it. You're going to get video. Okay? Mike Milanoff. I mean, this kid wants his fucking video from Long Island Larry. I'm getting it. You're going to get it. Okay? You're going to get it. All right?

I want you to go to Thick's Nation on the gram, and I want you to comment funny things on his pictures. Because he's a wild kid who he dresses like a Japanese hip-hop backup dancer. He dresses like a Japanese game show host. The kid is in all styler clothing. He's in like the top of the line shit. The kid, he can't keep his hands off of fucking St. Laurent or Burberry's. And he's a fun kid. Mike Milanov, our favorite Bulgarian the only Bulgarian

I've ever known and I don't know him but uh Thix Nation T-H-I-X Nation on the gram go follow him and light his photos up with long hauler comments be funny Thix Nation go let him know I told you he looks like a guy who chokes out cats. And of course, and he's our big time glue gunner. He's the king. I mean, he gives the most. So, kid's got a little loot.

He's doing good in life. Pandemic didn't hurt Thick's Nation one bit. And then of course, we got our Hawaii dogs. Who are they again? Aaron Leaf. Aaron Leaf. Aaron Leaf. Not related to Leaf Erickson. Yanni Waite goes straight to his eye bags.

Thank you, Dio Brandon. And then someone said, you mean his eyebrows. Thank you, Dylan Bond, sing actor. I do a 5K donation. I can be on the podcast. You got it, my friend. You fucking got it. DM me.

I'll pick him up. DM me. Yanni, your toupee is sweating. So who do we got? This last guy. For the free. For the free.us. For the free.us.

Go support local Hawaii talent. Okay? It's free. this kid just wants hawaii singers and music acts to stay in hawaii he doesn't want you guys leave any island so go to for the free dot us check out the artists support them support the local art scene in in Hawaii. And thank you to you for supporting Long Days for the free.us. And you have Pata. Is that him? It's a big Hawaiian. For the free.us.

Now for our newest Patreon members, which there are a lot. Thank you, Mr. Tim Dillon. So guys, this month, I will be at Soul Joel's Comedy Club on the 30th. Get your tickets. It's a character show. Sergio will be with me.

And so will Marisa be there. I'm doing Marisa that show. That's it. That's going to be a character show. So if you're in the Philly area, you're out there by Royalsford, Pennsylvania, go to my website, JanusPappas.com. JanusPappasComedy.com to get those tickets. That's it. It's going to be characters. It's going to be crazy. So get those tickets July 30th, this month. Then I'm going to be in Tampa. I'm going to be in

Richmond, Virginia. I am going to be in San Antonio, Texas. So go get those tickets, yannispappascomedy.com to see me live. Now for our newest Patreon members, we got Alex Johnson. Welcome. Mamas, hyenas, supercharged, super, mamas, mama hyenas, supercharged, pseudo penis in heat, ladder 14 cuz. Very good. Full blown Greek kid, so bring extra flowers to my funeral

those were two back-to-back hall of famers turkish man paying ottoman reparations now we're getting good those are three hall of famers in a row sir ryan g of the smithtown water department i mean those were four kevin curtis nelson michael sauce monkey amato uh kevin mo kevin motz mimi callas ticanis kevin maguire irish kid aj lunt gareth turner covid negative Eastern Hemi with the Perma Semi. Asian kid. Tim, Josh Corbin, Lamprecht, Derek, Tyler Reed, Kyle, Safal, Raout, Chitri. Safal, Raout, Chitri.

That's a stone cold Sandra Day. Then we got Mir Fisher, Meyer Fisher. Then Ethan Oja, Otter My Clocks, Darren Albrecht, Chris Cardone. Welcome. Bum Bum Man, Bum Boo Man, Bum Bum Man, Bum Bum Man. bum bum man bum boo man bum bum man bum bum man then we got kurt kennedy we got some funny ones man welcome guys patreon.com slash yanni long days go uh go join ryan bird welcome mike bottomley rav deep aurora john ethan moore chris hello tea time bruce conian walters obj's fecal fetish is that obel obj who's that

odell beckham jr yeah odell beckham jr so he has a feck oh yeah they're saying he's gay that's funny very funny hall of fame philip farrelly patrick kennedy courtney r marjorie rose somebody's grandma's here jordan w emilio martinez keenan blanchard will brian rubin jake dom gaiman logan bird old mikey fumes neck brace cameron murphy Old Mikey Fumes, Neck Brace, Cameron Murphy, T.T.'s Folgers Can, Matthew Veit, Jacob Pierce, David Lenhart, Backyard Bar Wars premiering July 8th only on TruTV. Francis Sharland, Hillary clipped him. Hillary clipped him.

Very funny. Colin Walsh, Dustin Linder, Tony Rice and Beans, not to be confused with Franks and Beans, Mejias, Aria Afshang, Houston Rockets fan, Sean Donopel, Aaron Hunter, Lucas Maloney, Kyle Obarski, Justin Van Landingham. Tassos, use this $5 to buy Schultz a do-rag, Pappas. Hillary Clifton was hilarious.

Bartek, Karen Mullen, Daniel Woods, this guy just put letters. Karen Mullen, Daniel Woods, Dins, this guy just put letters. Dins, and X, Charles Robinson, Danny Kane. That kid just came for the Tim Dillon episode and just put some fucking quick things. Danny Kane, James, Fonzo, Caviglio, Andrew Wilhite, Brett Carlson. Welcome, guys.

Patreon.com slash Yanni Longdays. Go for the funny name. Try to get into the Hall of Fame. Then we got MK, Ashton, Oscar, Parker Parker, Tim DePerry, Kyle, Phillip, Shane Ramsey, Mrs. Jewelry Masters, Christopher Carrion, Taylor Vargas, Jack Geiger, Nino DiPaolo, Groh Sensai, Robert Stobie, Vinny Garcia, Dave Stouffer, Stephen Bonilla, Gabriel Butcher, Stephanie Yesen, Dio Brandon, Jared Parsons, Justin Guay, Hunter Biden's crack pipe,

Nicholas Sassone, Nicholas Sansone, or Sansoni, Italian, Kent Duplantis, Greg, Dion Skinner, EB, Greg, Dion Skinner, EB, Joe Burdine, Evan, Patrick Kelly, Justin Swiputa, Ron, Randy, Marco Sid, Paul Russell, Not Jack, Mackenzie, Evan Joseph, Kyan, Jackson, Sam, Jacob Powell, Chris Jones, Michael LaRusso, Maddie, John, Kyle, Samuel, Kaplan, all of you guys, welcome to the Patreon at patreon.com slash Yanni Long Days. Also, Jeff, Frank, Jeffrey Anderson, Martin, Trevor Lehman, Alice, Mr. Mojo Risen, Slide Slick, Mill, Dale Mulqueeny, Joey Mole, Brian Reynolds, Tony Crown, Jadie, Tim Dillon is straight, Michael Luna, Nicholas Ortega, Will Seinborg, Jen is for Rome, Giosio, and she is. Jen, yeah, good call. I have to take you from my harem now then we got ryan bisessi or bisessi charles camacho mikey hanrahan mikey hanrahan irish big time bad nathan smith prakash waggle skylar davis

dennis gately dan bullman photography guys just Dan Bowman Photography. Screwed in. Kelluk. Monte Willis. Tzatziki gets Yanni Freaky in a dashiki. Adam Khoury. Tim Armstrong. Tommy K. Conan.

Brandon. That's a Finnish kid. Brandon Carpenter. Colin Adami. Dan Rob Silva. Chris Iacono, Tyler Powers, Mark Norman's trans babysitter, Brandon Palmer, Dustin Creswell, Sarah Metten, Josh Heinl, Jeremy Beyer, James Gawantor, Max McGreevy, Christopher Hall, Irma Brand, Steve Ray. And last but not least, patreon.com slash yannilongdays for weekly bonus episodes and more.

Hopsolite, Christopher Smith, Max, Anthony, Fortunato, Jesus, that's Italian, Russian asset. Too excited over nothing. Chet Chuldensky sashim mims truther andy rexford first dropped the squeaky middle-aged theme park enthusiast sharing questionable life directions for youtube to enjoy m heller katller, Katrina Hayes, Dinner with Joe Rogan in Austin, which is industry code for getting raped by Joe Rogan in Austin.

Welcome. Timothy McGeevna, Luke Wild, Francisco Zavala, Andrew Kier, Brett Hall, Andrew Maddy, Graham Parker,

Brian M., Angel, Patrick Hines, Louis Silva, Alex Michael, Michael Mayer, Roberto Sabrian, Joseph Papa, Anthony Ramirez, Zach Wall, my best friend, Chris Chatzuglu, Madeline Hall, JD Havrila, Maddy Matriarchy, Madeline Hall, J.D. Havrila, Maddie Matriarchy. There you go, Maddie. Ryan and Tank, CT, Landon Zirkelback, Reno D., Jay, Parker Morris, James, Chris Maloney, Kyle Sickle, Nicole Rizzuto. Make sure the garlic's sliced in.

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