Yannis Pappas Hour - WNBA on Bravo

Episode Date: March 19, 2022

Miami is the city that never sleeps because it’s can’t. It’s on a coke bender. Yannis is back from his vacation in Miami and recaps what that city has become. Miami is en fuego. It’s instagram come to life. Ukraine is still in the tournament. What a bracket buster. Did anyone have them making it this far? WNBA star Brittany Griner, does anyone care about her? She needs to be rescued. Yanni proposes a strong idea on how the WNBA can become popular. Astronaut Pete Davidson is going to space, of course he is. When will the real world space season happen? Tucker Carlson hearts Putin so bad and more! Wasdadealis.Bonus ep this week, “Black Panther Bandit”can be accessed here https://www.patreon.com/posts/63633794SponsorsBabbelhttps://www.babbel.comPromo code: Longdays Butcherbox https://www.butcherbox.com/fumes/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=offline&utm_campaign=GROUND_BEEF_FL_2022&utm_term=fumes&utm_content=Box of Awesome https://www.bespokepost.com/startPromo code: fumes Live Dates coming up Springfield Mass, San Antonio, Phoenix, Dallas, Madison wisc, Cleveland, Newport RI - Yanni stand up tour dates & tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comJoin for weekly Bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysSubscribe to our clips page for podcast highlights https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwThe show goes out every Saturday but while it's being recorded the show goes LIVE on Yannis' Instagram on Wednesdays.Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis PappasInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispapPrevail independent movie link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=II1rcRWAZ8Y Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's about to be a long day. It's a long day. It's a long day. What's up, everybody? What a week we have in store for you. I told you you should call it the Hillary because it's back again, but this time it's a child cartoon called Deltacron. Now, this guy really forms together, and if you're from New York, what they like to do is go into stores and steal a lot of polo. That was a shout out to the Decepticon

gangs that used to be called Deltacron. COVID is back, baby. Hillary has returned. The Ukraine still holding strong. Who would have thought? What an underdog. What a Cinderella story. Just in time for March Madness. They're still sticking around and they've made it to the Sweet 16. Will they make it to the Final Four and possibly upset the returning Eastern European champions,

the Putin-led Russians? Who knows? They got a great player and it's a Nazi battalion. They put up a lot of points. The Ukraine does. The guy who's been walking around shooting homeless people in Washington, D.C. and New York apparently has a car because he's been traveling between two cities and he's been committing these murders in 1983. These crimes are back. These are the crimes I grew up on and now they are back.

But they have got him and as it turns out, it's Christian Bale from American Psycho, the movie. Pete Davidson is going to space. Of course he is. What isn't Pete Davidson doing? I think Pete Davidson

is also going to be playing in the final four. Elon Musk has challenged Vladimir Putin to a fight. Hopefully it's a tickle fight, dog, with jail rules. Because I will watch that. Tickle, tickle, dog. Dylan Dallas, the offer is still on the table. Me versus you.

Tickle fight on the undercard of Putin versus Elon Musk. I think we'll do big numbers and we can, of course, raise a lot of money for Ukrainian refugees because that is the new cause, baby. Ukraine over US. I don't care what city doesn't have water. I don't care who is underfunded. Put the Ukrainians first right now. Change your profile flag at this moment. How inconvenient is it? How inconvenient is it that COVID's trying to make a comeback when right now Ukraine is what they call the A story.

It's the A story. COVID right now, you're a B story. And of course, Dan Crenshaw, our favorite pirate congressman from Texas who had it out with Pete Davidson who made fun of his eye patch. How could you not notice? But he is a war hero, of course. Bow down, bow down, bow down, bow down. War hero, war hero.

I actually like him. He's great. a lot of the environmental groups who've been calling against fracking and wanting to use alternative energy sources are actually Russian bots. Who is not? I am. Thank you for my shell company paycheck, Putin, who works and Putin is a shell for Z. It's like those Russian dolls. You keep opening until you get to the last doll. And that last doll is Joe Rogan. This is long days. This is just an amazing era right now where let's just talk about old heads who are killing it right now. Yep.

Okay. You got Roger Federer. He's still not retired. Okay. Then you got Rafa Nadal, who's 35, which is ancient in Texas, who just won thanks to COVID and making sure that Joker couldn't play. Djokovic. He just won in Melbourne. He won the Australian Open.

He won Acapulco. And he's probably going to win Indian Wells. He's doing it at 35. Then you got our boy Tom Brady, who spent a couple weeks in the couch and is back out. A lot of people are making those jokes that he's coming out of retirement because he spent a little time with his family. And he was like, I can't deal with this. I'm going back in the field but

obviously this was just he knew it from the beginning there was no way tom brady was going to retire on instagram no that's not going to happen the kid is brady brand conscious right now when he retires it's going to be a big big deal he's going to roll out backup dancers there's going to be a halftime performance yeah it's going to look like the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Exactly. It's not going to happen on Instagram. So I always suspected it was Bull. But he's 45 years old, still playing like an MVP.

Then you got Nancy Pelosi, who is 103. She's the age of the amount of passes that Tom Brady completes. And she's still doing it, okay? Then you got Putin, who's still doing it. Okay? Then you got Putin, who's still in charge after, what, 40 years or something? He's still doing it.

The old heads are really... For a while, I thought the millennials were running the world, but these old heads are making a comeback. I'm telling you, they're still sticking around. They're still sticking around. And I'm missing LeBron James, 37, which he's 18 or 19 years in the NBA already. Still around.

His hairline's not, but he is. His hairline's gone, but he still is. And when you talk about when he started playing and the amount of times he's gone to the Olympics, the amount of times he's played in the playoffs, you can basically age him in dog years. He's 87 years old in basketball years. There's a lot of miles on that guy. Old heads are still running wild. Yeah, bro. Yeah, LeBron's got the longevity

of a 97 Camry. He does. Yeah, you see, old heads are still doing it, baby. This does not say long days with Jared Harvin yet. No, not yet. Not yet. There's still some more in that gray in the beard that can go. So, you know, you can get to the jowls a little bit. So you're not up.

You're not up. The gray is spreading, dude. So I spent the weekend in Miami. Yes, you did. I spent the weekend in Miami. Everyone who follows me on Instagram knows. Yeah. We had a good time.

Miami's like if Instagram came to life. It's almost like a peek backstage at Instagram hoes. Like when you go to an Instagram hoes page, if you wanna see what she's doing backstage, you go to Miami. Yeah, inside the hoes studio. Yeah, I used to think it was. Inside the hoes studio.

With James. With Cardi B. With Cardi B. I used to think it was just like cocaine that was the primary shadow economy of Miami. Yeah. But I think that now has changed. It's a little more modern. It's a little more tech.

And I think it's OnlyFans. I think OnlyFans is driving that whole market. Yeah. Yeah. OnlyFans, you got it. And then you got the ass shots too. You know, the lip fillers. You got everything around that whole business, Only. Yeah. Only fans, you got it. And then you got the ass shots too. You know, the lip fillers, you got everything around

that whole business, only fans, you know. There is nothing that is more natural in Miami than a 60-year-old Latin American woman

with a fake ass, fake tits, and a total blowback facelift like this, just walking around, still sexy, like, you're just walking around,

let me, I'm going to read to the kids you know just kind of they hold on tight 70 year old women walking in a high heel hooker boots bikinis everyone's naked down there it's just a live action madame tussauds when you go down there you know that's basically what it is it's a live action madame tussauds um it's a crazy place yeah it's a crazy place it has gotten so expensive first. It has gotten so expensive. First of all, a lot of people don't know it's the third biggest skyline in America right now. It's growing. Growing like a weed.

It's continuing to grow. The funniest part about that is it's going to be underwater. And also the buildings, they just come down, which is kind of fun. I mean, it's good to live with a little excitement in your life yeah it's good to have a little danger in your life it's good to go to bed and be like you know is this one coming down or are we gonna stay up yeah yeah at least you die in your sleep living in a building in Miami is like a best thing in stock it could go up it could go down you never know you never know you never never never know Miami's there for a good time not a long know. Miami's there for a good time, not a long time.

Miami's definitely there for a good time and not a long time. That is for sure. But I love the city. I love it. The superficiality of it is refreshing. It's like you ask somebody in Miami. Here's the difference between L.A. and Miami. You ask someone in L.A. what their opinion is on the Ukraine-Russia conflict,

they will be like, they'll turn and be like, are you going to film it? Like, I'm not just going to answer, right? They'll just be like, is your phone up? And then they'll get into it, and they'll go, okay, action. Ukraine, Ukraine, ukraine i cry for ukraine and then they'll be like putin is such this is so bad so bad so bad in miami they just go what bro what bro what are you talking about bro what happened, bro? I don't know nothing, bro. I know Haleah, bro. I know Wynwood, bro.

And what, bro? They have no idea what's going on outside of a few neighborhoods. They only know where Oscar G is DJing that night. And that's it. By the way, Ronnie Cycli messaged me. He said he wants to come to a comedy show. So, yeah, live that lounge life.

Now, who is that? Because that sounds like a retired BMX player. Ronnie Cycli is a basketball, former basketball player, NBA basketball player. Okay. Played at Syracuse.

Syracuse, okay. With Derek Coleman. They were, I think they made the final four. Tell them the most important part. He's not Greek. He's not Greek? That's the thing everyone thought he was Greek because I think he played in Greece

He's Lebanese. He looks like more McDonald and Jeffrey Epstein put together Yeah, dude, he and he's like a world-famous DJ now, and I love Ronnie cycling. I get into those beats, dude I like he just puts on those endless beats. I want to go to Ronnie psych I just want to go where he DJs and just sway, dog. My type of dancing now, I like those lounge beats that just continue to go. So you can just sway in your chair like a paraplegic. Like you're dancing the same way a guy in a wheelchair will. That's the type of old head shit I like.

Yeah, old heads don't really know how to dance. You just pretend to shadow box somebody in front of you. You just do the beat, the one, two, and then that's it. Dancing is basically like working out with Sergio Chacon. That's what it is. The type of spot I want to go to is like when you come in, you see everybody, you're like, yo, is everyone in a wheelchair here? Because everyone's just swaying in their seat.

I have never digested food more while I danced in my entire life. No, bro. Shout out Baoli. Shout out Mila. I mean, we went to all. Of course, my wife picked all the priciest spots. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

But you want to go to an old head club where you have a dress code. And the dress code is mandatory sketches that you have to have on. That's what you want to go. You know? Sketches. Here's a funny thing that happened when we were down there. So we went to this spot called Mila, which is like this fusion of Asian food, whatever. I mean, it's incredible.

You go in there, the beats are rolling. Everyone is gorgeous. It's so expensive. It's like decadent beyond belief. I mean, it is like, it's like, I imagine Miami is like what Pompeii was in Rome. Because that's where like all the rich people had their chateaus, and it was like a rich party city, was Pompeii. So Miami looks like that. You go, it's like outdoors.

It almost feels Roman. Like, everyone's like wearing togas, kind of. Like, they're just like in mini skirts. You're just looking around going, oh my God, how can I stay married? Yeah, I gotta get out of here. And so we left, right? Now, Mila, I mean, I dropped, like that check was like $300, right?

It was like $300. Good thing the Patreon's doing good, huh? $300. I don't know how much that would be in rubles, but maybe 14 trillion rubles. Yeah. So when we left, there's like a doorman. All these spots have like doorman, right?

So like you have to have a reservation to get in. You also like have to be dressed a certain way to get in. Now don't have to be wearing a tuxedo it's not 1937 right but you gotta be looking like you know what's going on in the world yeah three-fourths of your chest hair has to be shown three-fourths of your chest hair you gotta have a chain out you know uh you gotta have sneakers on nobody gets into shoes anymore really yeah if you're wearing shoes people like if someone puts on shoes to go out now, it's almost like somebody trying to pretend

to have money. Yeah. You know what I mean? Nobody wears shoes. If someone walks in with shoes, the place thinks they're getting audited. Yeah.

You think an accountant's there. Yeah. It's nobody cool wears shoes. Wait, so did your wife have to approve your outfits? No, but my wife's funny because she's from Long Island, which like last episode,

Tim was saying, it is a little behind. You got got all the restaurants there everyone's got on loafers and shoes yeah so she's not up on that so she's like you should bring shoes i'm like i i we're in miami i lived there for a year like i'm you know i'm not going to show up in hush puppies to mila you know like they'll be like oh my god there's a special needs person here who's got tightly like you come look you know and i was like you know my God, there's a special needs person here who's got tightly. Come look. And I was like, you know, my sneakers, these are fly. I had some fly sneakers. Yeah, Mrs. Poppins wanted you to go to Sears and Roebuck.

Yeah, she thought I was going to some Italian restaurant in Melville. So we get outside after the meal, pass the rope. We call our Uber. And we're waiting for the Uber. And this like nerdy kid. Now granted, this is Sunday night at 11 p.m. Sunday night, 11 p.m. in Miami. I was like, wait a second, is it Sunday?

Because where it was popping. I mean, and people like the city, people say New York doesn't sleep. Miami, Miami can't sleep. Miami's wired on coke. Yeah. That should be the expression for Miami. Drug-induced insomnia. They can't sleep.

Miami can't sleep. So, I mean, Sunday night, dude, the Lord's Day, this place was popping at 11 p.m. This like nerdy kind of fat Chinese kid, the cutest kid in the world. He was on a date, apparently. He was with another nerd girl. And he rolled up to the rope, and he was trying to get in. I saw him talking to the rope guy.

He was wearing Teva sandals. He had Tevas on. You know those tevals yeah the tevas are like those are the sandals that kids who go to a kibbutz for a year in israel wear yeah only white women who grow their own tomatoes wear those exactly yeah either you're going to spend a summer in israel you're growing your own tomatoes in brooklyn yep and you don't paint your toenails and there may be hair on your legs yep a lot of hair a lot of hair a lot of hair yep so um he was wearing tevas the guy was i think he might have been wearing those tevas and i didn't hear him say it but then he said to then he said to the door guy because the door guy was like nah bro like the door guy was trying to be nice about it but it

was like it was so far-fetched that it was so cute that he thought that like he was gonna roll up like he had no idea What was up there when you go up there? It is like everyone is decked the fuck out Yeah, deck the fuck out like yeah, you know they everyone's got like st. Laurent bag chicks are in like the flyest outfits dudes are like in white sneakers with like khakis and like a silk shirt. Yeah. You know, the whole place. Every place in Miami

smells like Gloria Estefan's hotel. It's just like some floral scent they put in the air so you don't feel the, so that's the cover of the humidity musk that's everywhere. So they just constantly

pumping perfumes in there. I mean, there was fucking lounge life beats going. People were up there. All I need is your love tonight people looking at bills four hundred dollars you know people wearing deck that there's this dude

that get down there going like hey can we come in for dinner and the guys the guy should have been like beat it nerd no but then he was like nah bro you know i think he made an excuse like nah bro you need a reservation bro but because he didn't want to say like, no, bro, you can't even come in. Like, no. You can't walk up to the club with Tevas on. Yeah, dude, he had Tevas on. He was trying to bribe him with a coupon to trade his rose. Yeah.

And I mean, and his girlfriend looked like she just like, you know, was one of those people who does this a lot. You know what I'm saying? You know, like they sit there and they like you know they talk about like you know mathematics and stuff and she just does that and uh they were two nerds cute as hell and then he goes is there anywhere else expensive around here to get dinner he goes is there and my wife just went oh like my wife felt so bad and And it was just one of the funniest moments of like clearly this kid had no idea. It's like, bro, you need to go to like San Francisco or something where that's dressing up. Because that city, San Francisco, is the most disrespectful fashion city you've ever been to.

Women don't wear makeup because they think like in San Francisco, they look at superficiality as like, they look down on it. They want to know like, what's your cause? What are you donating to? What are you conscious of? Are you conscious of the pay gap?

Are you conscious of what's happening to the whales? Are you conscious of, you know, what's going on in Ukraine? It's always a cause. Yeah. Yeah, always got to have a cause yeah yeah always gotta have

a cause they almost like that's what they wear yeah yeah their clothing is like how much do you care about what happened in darfur yeah yeah that's their outfit they wear flannels to weddings yeah that's the thing it's really disrespectful it's a crunchy city the women will keep the gray in their hair you're going like no you don't you don't gotta prove nothing to me you gotta prove nothing yeah you're good i understand i get it i get your got to prove nothing to me. You don't got to prove nothing. Yeah, you're good. I understand. I get it. I get your cause.

You're 31. I get it. Yeah, you listen to Janis Joplin when you're growing up. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it, Billie Eilish. We get it. So that kid, it was just such a fish out of water moment that I just really, it was really

fun to watch him go. And then you go down to collins we were staying um we stayed at this place the betsy ross um and shout out to bradley's a comedian who was working there it's the second hotel i've run into it's the weirdest thing good kid he's a miami comic i ran into him at a hotel he was working at in l.a when i was with nate bargett who were pitching a show and then he was living in LA and then he just moved back to Miami he happened to be working in the hotel I was staying out with my wife so we were at the end of the strip so it's like we're away we

were away from like the like young people going nuts dude spring break spring break yeah yo and black people love Miami. I mean, they love Collins Avenue. Yeah. So what you'll see is you'll see like a pack of black dudes and women. The women all, the fake eyelashes has caught on in the black community big. Oh, yeah. I mean, these women got, what were you calling them before? Spider?

Yeah, it looks like a tarantula is coming out their eyeball. Yeah. I mean, dog, these things, I mean, it's fun to watch. Miami's a fun place to watch. And it's like, if you go to Miami and you look down at what's going on there,

there's something wrong with you. Because it's just like, it's such a break. It's a mental break. You go down there and everything is superficial. I mean, dude, these black women walking around,

I mean, in bikinis, I'm talking about the string string like dental floss between their cheeks. Just walking around. Just walking around like that. Eyelashes like that. I'm talking about eyelashes. Dude, it was cartoonish. The eyelashes are coming around like that.

They're walking around. Dude's like, hey, yo, ma. Hey, yo, ma. They're just walking. They're just kind of like looking around for the best. Uh-uh, uh-uh. And then you'll see black dudes just sitting in a Bentley. It'll be pulled over.

The Bentley's open. Music is blaring. You walk past it. You're like, weed smoke is hitting you. And women will stop. Women will stop for the Bentley. They'll stop. The eyelashes go like that.

You see them flare. Yo, ma, what's up? And they just hang out, and they just chill back there. And then there's the gay section where there's this one spot where they do like these drag shows. And then the dude comes out and dances. That's the most lit spot because people who are walking on the beach will stop. They'll see it. Yeah, they have like a thrust stage.

I remember that place. Yeah, and that dude comes out and he's got like a cowboy outfit on and he's shredded ripped i mean his body looks fake he was so ripped like i think he like cuts weight before the dance like uh to get rid of all the water weight yeah like the mma fighter dude and he's glistening and he's just like and then the songs hit and like you just see like they're straight couples there and like people just hand them dollars a kid just walking around walking around, twirling, twirling, collecting dollars, collecting dollars. And then there's that scene and then you walk by us,

it's just like, it was just like old Australian couples just sitting there. Just me and my wife and just old European couples just sitting there drinking coffee with like safari hats on. You know Europeans always got like safari hats on. You know, Europeans always got like safari hats on. Yeah, Miami's like adult Disney World. You get a little bit of everybody, you know? Yeah, I always, it was almost like the Epcot Center

for Latin American countries. Yeah. Meaning like if you want to go to Venezuela, but you want to be able to wear your jewelry to dinner, you go to Miami. You know, you don't have to worry about your watch so much. Yeah, it's a simulation, basically. If you want to eat dinner without the threat of being kidnapped, you go to Doral You don't have to worry about your watch so much. Yeah, it's a simulation. Yeah, if you want to eat dinner

without the threat of being kidnapped, you go to Doral, Florida. Yeah. But it's such a fun Latin city. It's a sexy city. It's a superficial town. It's a good time. It's a mental break.

You go down there, you're on mental break. And then, you know, it rains hard for a second. And then you got these crazy wind gusts where like you can't put the umbrellas up um so you get burnt to a crisp because like we can't put the umbrellas up because the shits blow over because they get those like hurricane winds that pass over for a second and then you're done and then you just sit on the beach all day we said that no we had all this my wife had this whole itinerary of restaurants so we were just like running all over yeah yeah your wife had this whole itinerary of restaurants so we were just running all over.

Yeah, your wife had you on the Anthony Bourdain tour. We went on the Anthony Bourdain tour. Shockingly expensive. Shockingly expensive. A lot of money moved down there. Oh, shockingly expensive. A lot of people, yeah, man. And those landowners know that because they know people from New York are coming down

and they know they're going to pay anything for it because the cost of living is better there and know they're going to pay anything for it, you know, because the cost of living is better there. So, you know, they want to they're going to pay, you know. My favorite thing is a lot of black dudes, too, on South Beach will rent these like they're like two seaters. You know what I was talking about? Like they're like I don't know if they're not cars or not motorcycles. They're like these like two seaters. I don't know if they rent them or they own them or whatever.

Like scooters. They're like they're like they don two-seaters i don't know if they rent them or they own them or whatever like scooters they're like they're like uh they don't look like scooters they're like um those are souped up go-karts souped up and they just they just and then you know the traffic on ocean drive is slow so everyone's just flossing yeah they're cruising yeah and then you got like you know you got some cuban dudes and the old 60 buicks that are crooked like that. It's dope. It's just the dopest time. They're like that. Yeah, those things. Yeah, these are these souped up.

Yeah, the orange things. Yeah, like that. This one? Yeah, and they just roll. Yeah. And they just roll. Yeah, these things are like little. Oh, yeah, the speed racers.

Yeah. Those little joints. Yeah. It's so fun, dude. And then you go to dinner. I don't even think me and my wife talked. Your brain just starts going you as soon as you walk into any restaurant it's and you just sit there you're just like all

you're doing is swaying and everyone at the table is late just looking at their phones it was like what where are we they was going on bro you me army bro i love that yo miami's a mental break and and and the the level of hotness down there is first of all it's international second of all it's to a level that's hard to believe you're really walking around going like i cannot believe what and it's everywhere and non-stop it's the city. It's the NBA talent. The NBA talent of women down there, man, because you've got beautiful women, but then you've got all those, you know, the butt plugs and the lip injections. That's their personal trainer.

So they're working at a very extended level, and they're playing at a D1 level, man. So that's NBA talent that you've got down there. That is definitely your, I would say, all-American, McDonald's all-American. Yeah. Four-star recruiter. All-star four-star recruits are all down there. All-star game. Yeah, you're going down there, you're going to see Jerry Krause in the stands. It's an all-star lineup that you got going down there.

And they're way less annoying because you go to L.A., it's insane too. You go to New York, it's insane. But they're all like annoying. New York and L.A. women are annoying. Because they want you to know that they're smart. My body's not the only thing I have to contribute, even though I'm throwing my ass crack on Instagram every day. I'm more than this.

With Miami, it's not about that. It's like, you know exactly what this is about. Miami, they're proud of it. Yeah, they're proud of it. They don't try to hide it. Miami's like, really? I look good? That's the whole point of what I'm doing.

Exactly. Here's the thing Yeah Fake people Who want attention Go to Los Angeles Exactly Pretentious people

Who want to be successful And rich Come to New York And beautiful Dumb people Go to Miami They just go to Miami Every country

And every city Dumps all their stupid, beautiful people in Miami. It's like a fucking candy store in Times Square. Yes. You're just looking around going like, holy shit, look at those Skittles. Holy shit, look at those M&M's. I want them all, but I can't eat them. They're bad for you.

But it's a breath of fresh air. And you're walking around with your wife who's a side of asparagus. What? Because it tastes good and it's good for you. Is that a cut? Are we cutting? No, you leave it in. Because asparagus tastes good.

It didn't come off right. But what I'm trying to say, you know what I'm trying to say. I know exactly what you're trying to say. It just didn't come out right. I'm sorry. I just left my Abbey. Mrs. Pompous, I did not come out right. I'm sorry. I just left Miami. Mrs. Pappas, I did not say that shit. What I meant to say. What you meant to say is your wife

makes your pee smell weird. That's what you meant to say. What I meant to say is, you know, the woman you marry is like a vegetable. Seasons right. Holds you down. Gives you the nutrients that you need. Helps you grow. Also tastes very good, you know, but for the long term tastes good. Yeah, but sometimes she yells at you when you just call to say hello.

Sometimes she tells you to go upstairs because she didn't bring her jacket when she asked you before she left if she should bring her jacket. And you go, I don't know. Maybe you should. It's a little bit of a chillier day. So you go downstairs and then she goes, I should have brought my jacket. So then you go upstairs to get the jacket, and she says she's going to get a cup of coffee. And then when she comes back,

you have already gone upstairs to get the jacket and come back downstairs and are holding the jacket, and she says, I said sweatshirt. That's what that is. And that's the moment where your pee turns radioactive. That's what I'm talking about. Right there. And when you go down to Miami, it's nice.

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I think Scotland's got it coming. And then China, they're shutting places down on the mainland. And Hong Kong is having like the worst outbreak they've had since the beginning, which is like very disconcerting. So Hong Kong doesn't know. Initially, they had the zero covid zero covid tolerance what do they call that zero policy zero zero zero covet policy there you go that's what china was doing hong kong

is kind of china kind of not a little bit yeah it's like what it's a kind of china kind of not it's a little more china now i think they kind of took it right taiwan's the only one that's they look at taiwan like this... They look at Taiwan like this. China looks at Taiwan like this. And Taiwan's going... Taiwan is like a... Taiwan's like a cornered baby gazelle. And China's just like this lion that's just looking at it going...

And then just going... Like yawning and you see the fangs. And the gazelle's just going like... So Hong Kong's thinking about switching their policy because, again, they're thinking, oh, my God, we're three years into this. This has ruined the economy. We got to start shifting from the zero COVID policy to good luck out there. I think the policy from now on is going to be like, hey, guys, good luck out there. Here's your options.

Here's what it is. Look, if the hospitals get backed up and you can't get your tit job, what can you do? What can you do? Just good luck. It's going to be the same policy of any NFL team playing the 86 Giants. Yeah, or any NFL team during the playoffs. How funny was that? There was people sitting out.

There was people with no symptoms who were COVID positive who were sitting out all season. Then once the playoffs came, you didn't hear one people. Everyone was just on the field. Oh, yeah, even Deshaun Watson's accused to shut up. Yeah, everything was just, all right. So they don't know what to do. It's kind of like, you know, it's like with Kyrie Irving and the Nets.

It's like he went into the arena, he watched the game from his seat. It makes no sense, right? So he can't play in the game, but he can sit at the game and not be vaccinated. He said he got to capitalize off his presence for the money. So, you know, that's where they got to get out of it. Yeah, and like Eric Adams won't back down from his position.

He got rid of the Max Van Dijk though, so that's good. You know, he got rid of the Max mandate, though, so that's good. He got rid of the Max mandate, but it's not for private businesses, right? It's unclear, but it's ridiculous, whatever it is. He's a kid from Brooklyn. What do you want him to do? All right? Some people think he shouldn't be in the mayoral position in the first place. I'm proud of him.

Yeah, he's made it a long way. Yeah. But so, you know, it's kind of like we're at that point now where you're going like, you got to just let Kyrie play, you know, like whatever. It's like at this point you're going, cross your fingers and it's up to you guys because we cannot shut Hong Kong down again. No, you can't. You can't just shut down Hong Kong.

Like you can't. It's like going to a fast-food restaurant You want breakfast and they don't have breakfast. There's only so many times You're gonna go there before you tell your son to shoot the cops. Yeah Call back call back to a previous episode. This is so many times people just need to be like working So, I mean it's back and now they're saying it's in the wastewater here I don't know what that means what is the wastewater they just dig through people's shit

I don't know what wastewater is do you know what that means I have no idea supposedly they start testing the wastewater and they're saying they can't get an accurate because first of all the government's like run out of money for tests and all that shit because we're a first world country

so and that was botched the whole way along but now supposedly they're saying like they can't get an accurate read because people are just like either testing positive and thinking it's a cold or not even texting themselves or because they're vaccinated or they pride affection and so they can't tell where it is but they can tell it goes from like the wastewater is the first indication, and then there's cases, and then there's hospitalizations and deaths. So right now they're saying we're at the wastewater stage. Wastewater stage. Where it's coming up in the wastewater.

I guess that means they dig through the sewage, right? Yeah. So I guess that means all of- And people shit and stuff like that gets in the water. All of Flint, Michigan is infected right now. Yeah. Flint, Michigan, probably that would be the cleanest thing in the water, would be COVID. Yeah. Water, COVID, definitely.

Yeah. It's probably the cleanest thing in the Flint, Michigan water. So they're saying it's inevitable that it's coming again. And they'll be right, like they have been previous times. My point is, the messaging has to change. We gotta cut these scientists'

mics off. I get what you do. I get what you're concerned with. You guys do the research. You know what's going on. You know it's inevitable. But that's not the message that needs to be going out to society right now. Somebody has to take that.

And by somebody, I mean Saudi Arabia's public relations firm. Why are more people not leaning on, they just did like a hundred public executions and they still have like a tourist bureau. Come to Saudi Arabia. We'll walk you around the palaces and you can drink Arabian tea. And then they just like, all right, let's just execute people in a public square.

Women aren't allowed to drive and all that. They got a great PR firm, okay? They're our buddies now. They're our buddies, that's what I'm saying. We got the gas we need that. They got a great PR firm, okay? They're our buddies now. They're our buddies, that's what I'm saying. We got the gas we need. So we need a public relations firm to just come out there and be like, hey guys, listen, COVID's back,

but so is the NBA playoffs. Like somebody's got to just grab the messaging by the balls and be like, look, yeah, COVID's coming back, but this. Things are going to be great. We got it under control. We know what we're doing. We have that treatment.

What's it called? COVID effects or something. It's always named. Can't they name them something simple? Just like how about anti-COVID or the COVID remedy? It's called Plavacax or Covacax or Covanex. It was the one that Pfizer created. It sounds like a debt collection agency.

It sounds like a debt collection agency or like some Romanian kid you went to school with. Bluffafax. It always smelled like peppers and roasted goat. Yes. It smelled like roasted goat and peppers. And say like, hey, we got plenty of that. We got vaccinated. We're ready.

Our medical supplies ready. No big deal. No interruption for life. We're continuing on. This is just part of what it's going to be. Whatever it is. Just calm me. Because right now,

because I'm feeling my head's going left and right. Just calm me. Put me on the right track. We need Justin Bieber's publicist when he was singing One Less Lonely N-Word. That's what we need.

That's what we need. Because he dropped that and the next thing you know, he got picked up by Usher and everyone was singing Baby. So whoever that kid's publicist was, put him next to Fauci. Or whoever is behind Pete Davidson's career. We need that guy.

Whoever is, he's going to space. Put us in a Miami state of mind where people are just like, what? Like what? We need more like what right now. Yeah. We can't, nobody, and then they get mad at you. They go, oh, people have COVID fatigue, and they yell at you. It's like, dude, what do you expect? Yeah. I mean, you know, this is like, imagine you're 70 years old, right? You don't have many years left. You're not going to give

one more year to COVID. No, you're not. No.'re gonna like i you know i can't give you another year of my life to cope if you're a stand-up comedian you're going like look dude just put the vitamin drip in the green room okay uh give me a nurse on call give me vitamin d rub some uh i don't see i've blacked out so much i don't even know what it's called anymore. What's the magic paste? Vapirope? No, the... Robitussin. Give me some Robitussin or what's the other thing? The horse tranquilizers. What are those called? Ivermectin. Give me some Ivermectin

in the human form, right? Just fucking pop me up. Vitamin D, E, zinc. Rub some fucking sweets on me. Whatever it is. A tea that takes it away. Give it to me all and fucking wheel me on stage. I don't give a shit. I will perform with COVID right now.

I don't care. I'm not doing the responsible thing anymore. I'm sorry. If I have COVID, stay inside because I'm coming out. I'm coming out radioactive, baby. You can't hold it back no more. You and 90% of everyone else in the world. People are done. It's over.

It's over. Okay, look, it's killing some more people, but most of those people are unvaccinated in Hong Kong or China. They're elderly, and also their vaccine

isn't holding up as much. Hello? It's the same thing as when you buy a fucking Louis Vuitton purse on Canal Street off a fucking African dude off a blanket.

Yeah. It's not off a blanket. Yeah. It's not the real thing. Yeah. It's not going to last long. Some of these COVID vaccines are like flannels from H&M. Yes. You can't rely on them for too long. Dude, it is a fake Rolex.

Yep. It's made in China. Yeah. Made in China means it was made in China, meaning it was some imitation off of the AstraZeneca, right? It's probably called the Pastro-Keneca. So that vaccine's apparently not holding up because it's not RNA or something. It's not as good as our vaccines.

So it's back, though. I told you it's back. Hillary, don't go away. It will keep coming back. COVID will be around when Hillary runs again in 2034. 2034. Isn't it funny, dude, that people are like looking to old kids. Do we have any prospects?

We're going to need some. Do we have any prospects? It's like obviously biden's gonna lose or he's gonna not or by the time he's he's gonna like by the time he gets up there yeah and then kamala will just be like laughing yeah she just cackles when she doesn't know the answer you know joe biden said you know we're gonna i don't know you talk that was an embarrassing moment dude yeah did you see that moment what are we talking about oh kamala so she was she was with he was the prime minister of finland or i don't remember poland

or whatever um and she was asked a direct question and you could tell she had no fucking idea what the answer is. Can we pull that up? And she just like started doing that Kamala cackle. It's a Kamala cackle.

Yeah. She did the Kamala cackle and she just went like she just like looked at him like and he picked up on the fact that like oh okay I'll talk now.

Yeah. It was a moment that was so transparent like she had no fucking idea what she was talking about and it just did not make us look good um i can't remember who knows was it estonia a lot via she's done it numerous times yeah is this a compilation of her cackles i don't know if we could play this though because uh yeah copyright stuff just go to that moment where oh can we not play that either depends on what network it's on yeah and youtube will say no so she basically didn't know the

question she didn't know the answer and she deferred to the the finish okay yeah that's the thing that like most women do when they're at the mechanic you know yeah yeah yeah he's gonna the guy's like yeah you need a new caliper she goes honey yeah like the woman obviously has no idea whether she's getting ripped off or not you know um so uh i mean that's what it is at this point at this point it's like there just needs to be better messaging better messaging make me feel like there's going to be a tomorrow rather than threatening me with the absence of tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah.

And if not, like, you know, if it's just going to keep coming and it's going to get worse or it's going to get worse, then look, we got to, you know, we just got to start making some people pay. That's all I'm saying. Somebody's got to pay. Somebody's got to pay. And I don't want to hear, we're not going to take out the bat population. Okay. You know. Because I've had enough. I've had enough. Mm-hmm. You know, we're not going to take out the bat population. Because I've had enough.

I've had enough. You know, we've all had enough. So enough is enough. There's just too much going on right now for COVID to squeeze in after there's an earthquake in Japan. We got a war in the Ukraine and Russia. Brittany Grenier. Nobody cares about Brittany Grenier. No, they don't.

It's just too much, man. It's too much. COVID is playing music after 11 o'clock. COVID is playing music after 11 o'clock. Everyone's trying to sleep. Yeah, we're trying to sleep. Don't make me call 911 on you now. Yes, yes, yes. Or it's like when you're trying to deal with something

and you're on the phone and your life is crumbling or some financial deal is going apart and your wife says, why did you drip water on the on the floor and you want to go not now bitch all right you keep on talking about your wife i'm gonna defer you to better help okay you don't talk about they just have bad timing you're just going like i got my hands full right now i'm trying to keep our house

i'm trying to keep the house yeah you know yeah you're dealing with the mortgage she's asking me where the triple a battery yeah you deal with the mortgage and she's mad at you because you came out of the shower and you didn't dry off all the way i had to stay that's what covet is right now yeah yeah we're on the phone right now trying to figure out how we're going to avoid paying back our ppp loan and she's's coming going, why did you drip water on the floor? Yeah, she's asking why you got clementines instead of oranges. Yes! That's COVID right now.

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No, you can't forget about her. I can't forget about her. Here's the best part. I've actually read some articles that are going like, we actually don't know if she's being held as a political prisoner. But here's the bad news. She's facing a legal system, and this is from multiple articles I read, she's facing a legal system with a 99.75 conviction rate.

That's the same margin that Putin was democratically elected by. 99.75. It's what you call a system by and for the people. By and for the Putin people. For the Putin. I'm trying to make it sound like people. Putinites. For the Putinites.

Putinites. I like that one. Poot nights. So, yeah, she's facing a court system that has a 99.75. Just call it 100. Just call that 100. Yeah, you might as well say 100 on that. You have a 100% conviction rate. Meaning if you get arrested, you're going to jail.

You're going to jail. Yeah. So, you know, nobody cares about Brittany Bernier. And what they're saying, at first they were saying, like, she had, she had, like, a vape pen with weed in it, right? Now I'm hearing. Hash, I believe. Now they're saying she's hash. Now they're saying she was trying to smuggle all these illegal drugs.

What my question is, like, why would they care that she was trying to get drugs out? That's obviously why she's a political prisoner. Oh, she wasn't coming in? No, she was leaving. Oh, she was leaving that she was trying to get drugs out? That's obviously why she's a political prisoner. Oh, she wasn't coming in? No, she was leaving. Oh, she was leaving? She was trying to leave. She was trying to leave and they detained her. It was maybe just a coincidence right at the beginning of the war.

Like, after a couple days of the war. I'm not sure. First of all, Brittany, what the fuck were you still doing there? I guess she wasn't the only one, though, right? Yeah, yeah. She probably wasn't the only one though, right? Yeah. Yeah. She probably wasn't the only one.

You're going, why was Brittany Grenier in Russia? Okay. If you're not a WNBA fan. So I know I'm talking to a very small minority because I'm very sure that most of our fans are huge WNBA fans. But if you didn't know, Brittany Grenier is a star in the WNBA. I think she's even won a title who knows winning a title in the WNBA

is the same as not winning a title does let me ask you a question when a WNBA team wins a title does it make a sound? it's the eternal question you know I'm sure she's won a title right she's six nine she can

dunk um and um so what she was doing in russia what she was doing in moscow was she was playing in the off season of the wmba because believe it or not believe it or not women believe it or not, women in the WNBA cannot live on a bus driver's salary. No. Which is what they get paid at the WNBA. No, they deserve more. Yeah. So they have to go play in a foreign league, an international league, during the offseason. So they basically just play basketball year-round.

So she's playing in Russia. She was a professional basketball player in russia and i guess she was one of those people who there were many of who didn't believe that the war was going to happen because putin had built up his military once before i don't know to this extent or she was going on some bad advice. Yeah. She stayed a little too long. Mm-hmm.

Or. Too long. She didn't think that it would matter. Right? She didn't think, oh, it's not a war between the United States and I'd be able to leave. Right? But I do think that the Americans were saying everyone get out before everything started. Yeah.

Yeah. Nobody wanted to believe the American started. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody wanted to believe the American intelligence. Yeah. Yeah. And it's really hard to feel threatened when you're 6'9 and you got a deep ass voice. Ain't nobody kicking my ass. So she was probably doing that. But the situation looks a little weird because Ukraine, the war started three weeks ago.

She's been in there for three weeks and now Russia locked her up. But I don't think they locked her up because she's American. I think they locked her up because she saw the potential that she has on the warfare. If you throw that woman out on the field with an AK-47, everyone's getting smoked, son. She can see over fences and shit. She can see over traps, Ukrainian traps.

Everyone's getting fucked up. She's like in Game of Thrones. The giants that were in the back fighting the soldiers. If you need to bust down the door You don't even need to set charges You can just have her box it out And knock down the door

Hinges are coming off like that son She's a 6'9 woman Yes She's a She's what you call a tall lady Yeah She's a tall lady So nobody's

Nobody cares though It's really like We gotta get Brittany Grenier back I mean what are the Houston Sparks going to do? What team does she play for? Let's play a game right now. Let's play a game.

Who can name four WNBA teams? You can play at home too. And here's the deal. The women, I know you don't even know one. So I'm not even talking to you. And I'm talking to all you women who go equal pay, equal pay, equal pay, equal pay for our athletes,

equal pay for our women. You can't name one. Okay? And let me tell you why Serena is the highest paid athlete in the world. Because of dudes. Only dudes watch female tennis.

So this doesn't even apply to you. I'm talking to guys. Who can name four WNBA teams? All right, we got the New York Liberty, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, and the San Diego Wage Gaps. Yeah, okay. I got the Toronto High Heels.

I got the San Antonio Broads. I got the Rochester. My garlic better be sliced in. I got the New Jersey my garlic better be sliced in. I got the New Jersey don't talk backs. I got the San Jose fat asses. And of course, you can't overlook, of course, the Portland smaller brains. That's my favorite. Yeah. yeah yeah yeah now let me try to do it for real liberty phoenix mercury i believe so phoenix mercury liberty los angeles sparks

Sparks. We both got three. Let's go for the fourth. I forgot Chicago's name. Chicago... I only really know who the All-Stars play for. Like Sabrina Ionesco, Candice Parker, Alana Deladon. Candice Parker

just won, but I couldn't tell you the team that won. Was it Houston or was it Phoenix? The Houston Fats. The San Antonio Circles. All right, give us the fourth one. I'm looking at it here. Here we go.

Chicago Sky. I knew, okay. Chicago Sky. Phoenix Mercury. Seattle Storm with Sue Bird. Seattle Storm, yeah, with Sue Bird. Yeah, it's nice that you know now that you see it. The Minnesota Lynx. The Los Angeles Aces. the Las Vegas Aces.

They could cut half these teams. The Dallas Wings. Why do they have these names, dog? Why don't they make them? Don't they want to appeal to a female fan base? I know. Yeah, just call it the Dallas Purses. The Houston Pearls.

What do chicks like? Yeah. The Detroit Sugar Daddies the Charlotte Gel Tips the Charlotte Gel Tips the Sacramento Fake Lashes the San Antonio Painted Tone

the San Antonio Manny Petty the Cleveland Hydronic Acids and of course the Atlanta Housewives don't they love the Housewives show? Yeah. I mean, it just lets you know the marketing is only to not the specific people. Yeah, I mean, dude, you take one of these teams, you let Andy Cohn own one of these teams,

he will floss out the marketing for these teams. He'll be like, girls, sit down before the season starts. Okay, so what's going on Between Candice and Mary I know you guys had a problem In the preseason, what's up now You just put those bitches on the E fucking channel And let them talk Well that bitch wanted my spot, she wanted to be the point guard

Well I wanted to be the point guard You would have every chick in America Interested in the WNBA Yeah, WNBA is going to be on ESPN and Bravo It should be on Bravo I called it the E channel But I wanted to say Bravo The WNBA is going to be on ESPN and Bravo. It should be on Bravo. I called it the E channel, but I wanted to say Bravo. The WNBA should be on Bravo, and it should be more like wrestling, where you go behind the scenes, and you sit in the locker room,

and there's some fucking problems, and women are arguing, and then they can get involved in the drama. That's a good idea. Because the meritocracy of a zero-sum sport is not interesting to women. They don't love the beauty of the sport. They love the cunning, grimy, psychological warfare that's down and dirty that happens behind the scenes. They like people trying to ruin each other. They don't want to see teamwork. They want to see people get mad that they got subbed out.

You know? They want to see. What that bitch got over me that I don't got. That's what they want to see. They should all be wearing microphones all the time. Be like, fuck you, bitch. I hate you. You sleep with my man.

Whatever. And then fucking throw bottles at each other. Whatever. They want to see. They want to see the New York whatever. They want to see the New York Liberty. They want to see the New York Liberty and the Las Vegas Aces forced to live in a house together. Yeah. That's what they want to see. They'll be throwing shit at each other.

Yes. Only reason why you got more rebounds than me because you a hoe. Yeah. Yeah. So, shout out to Brittany Griner. I mean, I hope she gets out i mean like no seriously she needs to get back out man yeah i mean and if they're holding her for ransom that's you got the wrong sport there guy well you know here's the deal you can't ask for two hundred thousand dollars for britney

grinder you're gonna get two bags of popcorn in arizona that's what you're gonna get you know so that no no no disrespect to the sport obviously doesn't make as much money as other sports but like let her go let her go the truth is what the truth is i mean you know there's a difference in market value between holding britney grinder and lebron james you got lebron james hunt the los angeles lakers will be like we'll give you a stake in the team yeah we will give you 14 million dollars to let him go britney greer they're looking at their bottom line they're going like we can give you They're looking at their bottom line. They're going like, we can give you, how does $1,200 sound?

Yeah, yeah, it's low. You're getting minimum wage when you're doing Brittany Griner. But if you're doing LeBron, they're sending everybody. They're sending the guys that got Bin Laden. They're sending Seagal. They're sending Norris. They're sending Elizabeth Holmes. They're sending everybody to get that motherfucker back.

LeBron makes a lot of people a lot of money. Brittany Grineer doesn't even make a lot of people a lot of money. Brittany Grenier doesn't even make Brittany Grenier a lot of money. Brittany Grenier, okay, not $1,200. How about $1,400 final offer? No?

All right, how about I cover the bill for this phone call? Yeah, okay, no, not $1,400? Okay, well then, you know what? We're going to have to forget

about this and walk away. Pete Davidson's going to space. Pete Davidson's going to space. What can't this kid do? I really don't know. I mean, is he not the Big Lebowski of our generation? I mean, the guy exceeded expectations. He's just walking around going, I don't know, guys.

He just exceeded expectations when he got to JFL. Now he's going to space. He's going to space, man. He's going to space. This is a kid who I know. I know Pete Davidson. Here's a more impressive fact. He still currently resides in Staten Island.

Yeah. currently resides in staten island yeah he is probably the only person that will ever have his home address in staten island while he is in uh space yeah yeah he's gonna look back down ever been anyone in jeff bezos's personal company who has their primary residence in staten island no i think this might be i think that might be more of an impressive feat than going to space, is actually being in a room with Jeff Bezos while your mail is coming to a Staten Island address. The only reason why his associates would have a Staten Island address is if they work for the mob. Yeah.

So, dude, Pete Davidson's going to space. He's going to space with, look at the crew he's going to space with. It's not Ricky Velez. It's Sharon Hagel, Mark Hagel, George Neald, Martin Allen, and Jim Kitchen. Are these the crew that's going? This is the crew that's going. With Jeff Bezos, right? This looks like he just inherited his parents' business, and he's going with the board of advisors.

Dude, I mean, can you imagine what the convo up there is going to be like? Like Martin Allen and the other guy are going to be talking like, Saul, I've always wanted to do this, you know, ever since I bought my first company and sold it for my other first company and, you know, was able to sit down with policymakers and work on regulation for industry. And Pete Davidson's going, Pete Davidson's going, Pete Davidson's going, you guys want to hit this?

Yeah, look at these people. Look at their resumes. Yeah, so let's look at the resumes of the people. Josh Peck has a book. We were hoping to get him on. We love you, Josh Peck. I know you're watching. Go get Josh Peck's book.

What's it called? Happy People Are Annoying. Yeah, Happy People Are Annoying by Josh Peck, the great Josh Peck. Anyway, that was a quick plug. So this is the disparity. Okay, one guy is the Party America CEO, Marty Allen. He's a philanthropist and real estate mogul.

These guys are billionaires. Then you've got Mark Hagel and his wife. Okay, Pete Davidson's going to be here. You know their daughter's being like, because whenever you're the daughter of like a billionaire there's always they kind of their energy's always like they're so rich like and they've done so little work in their life that like even talking is like oh like have you ever been around rich girls like that yeah like even talking it feels like work just so disinterested no but it also like talking feels

like work so it's like even the end of the sentences they just kind of they fade off yeah it's just kind of like it's take timid like can someone just talk for me like where daddy father where's can you just get uh vanessa in here to talk for me like moving my mouth is hard for me so you know one of them's going like daddy can you please get pete a picture P. Davidson you know they all just want a picture with P. Davidson maybe that's why he's there it's because Marty Allen's daughter wants a picture wants to fuck P. Davidson just put me on the phone when you're in space

to be hi P. hey oh my god you're with my dad it's so cool let let me be let me be be be let be be be be let so Marty Allen who's like a Let, let, baby. Let, baby. Baby, let. Baby, baby, let.

So Marty Allen, who's like a 60-year-old philanthropist and real estate mogul. Mark Hagel and his wife, they're also in their 60s. And he's the founder of the nonprofit Space Kids Global, which is what this is for. So they're bringing him as an ambassador for millennials to want to get into STEM. What a better person to bring as an example of why kids should start getting into STEM to compete with Chinese kids than Pete Davidson,

one of the most STEM fucking researching, studying guys you've ever seen in your entire life. Yeah, the kid looks like a groupie for Slipknot. I mean, don't. If there is somebody who needs a calculator more than me, it's Pete Davidson. He is not a great example for why kids should get into STEM.

No. I bet there's a lot of kids right now who don't even know what STEM is. They're going, Yanni, what is STEM? All right. I'm working a double shift at a fucking Applebee's in the middle of Minnesota. I don't know what STEM is. So that's what they're doing. So this is, that's why he's there.

He's there as like, here's a millennial, like guys, look how cool it is. Look how cool space is. Well, you know Pete's just gonna go there and fucking take a dick selfie or something when he's in space. You know, or he's just gonna still be fighting with Kanye over text from space.

He'd be like, I'm in space, motherfucker. I'm in space with your wife. That shit was crazy, bro. That could be the name of the episode. I'm in space with your wife. That's a good one. And then he's also going with Jim Kitchum, who's a North Carolina professor.

Him and Pete are going to have a lot to talk about. And Dr. George Neal, the president of commercial space technologies and the former manager of Flight Integration Office for NASA's... for NASA's Space Shuttle Program. This is the only time Dr. George Neal and Pete Davidson will be in the same time zone. Oh, my God.

Now, this is a sketch. Dude, this is an SNL sketch. You take, like like five, six, because it's going to, Bezos is there too, six of the most like influential, smart, one of the guys used to run NASA, and then you throw fucking Pete Davison in the shuttle with him. Yeah. This is better than fucking the real world. That's a reality TV show.

You throw three of the Los Angeles Parks in that space shuttle, I'm watching. Now, when are they going to do real world. That's a reality TV show. You throw three of the Los Angeles Sparks in that space shuttle, I'm watching. Now, when are they going to do real world space? Real world space is coming next. Where it's just a bunch of dudes living in like a Tesla capsule. Floating around, trying to punch each other with no gravity.

Just like that, you know. Arguing over fucking issues. Dude, did you eat my dehydrated ice cream? Yeah. So, that you know arguing over fucking dude you eat my dehydrated ice cream yeah so you know who knows maybe this war will end with just a fistfight between Elon Musk and and Putin and Elon Musk tweeted he's really kind of filled the void for Donald Trump by being like the troll yeah he really has twitter yeah um and he put it in russian there i he i hereby challenge vladimir putin he put it in russian to single combat states are the stakes are ukraine um he's making a joke at a time where it's

tough to make jokes but when people make jokes about that stuff you got to realize we're just making jokes about what's going on in the world nobody we didn't cause it we don't want it to continue we're just that's how you deal with stuff elon musk is making making a joke elon musk a lot of people hate elon musk you cannot um deny that he got starlink to ukraine gave them internet access yeah He does everything good. He's not a bad dude. Yeah, no, he's a good dude. I don't think he's a bad dude, no, but this tweet kind of scares me a little bit. Because he just had a second child.

Just brought a second child into the world. And he's talking like that about Russia, a place that has nuclear power, has a lot of power. And that just lets me know how much confidence he has in his own accessories and his own beings and what he can do. That shit is scary yeah let me say he you're talking like he's iron man yeah he's talking like he's iron man and can emote he laughs like kawhi leonard like that and you want to fight putin a kgb member what do you got in your back pocket right well you said he just had his second kid you couldn't be you couldn't be farther from wrong.

I think he just had his seventh kid. Elon Musk has NBA amount of babies, mamas, and kids. He does? He's got seven kids. Oh, so he's the white-knit cannon? The kid is the white-knit cannon. He is definitely pulling in Mormon numbers. Okay, second kid with grimes.

Yeah, second kid with grimes. He's got like three or four babies, mamas. I think so, yeah. Yeah, and he's got seven kids. Okay, so this is the second kid. He only remembers two of Grimes. Yeah, second kid with Grimes. He's got like three or four baby's mamas. I think so, yeah. Yeah, and he's got seven kids. Okay, so this is the second kid that has it. He only remembers two of their names. Yeah. Because they're computer algorithms. Yeah, and the two that he can remember, he has written in their wallet because the names are hard to remember.

Yeah. And the other five, he's just never met. Yeah. I mean, when your dad's Elon Musk, you're going to get about 12 to 13 minutes a week with your dad. Yeah. Yeah. He's not going gonna be around a lot no the guy schedules in he schedules in okay kids from 2 12 to 2 15 yeah i mean kevin hart spends

more time with his kids yeah you know you got so many kids you got to name them after computer algorithms you know if you type his second kid's name into a computer, that shit will hack IBM. Look, man, I would love to see this fight and it would end the war. But we all know there's only one thing that can end the war. There's only one thing that can end this war. And that is... Vagina.

Vagina is always good to end war. But I think we need to go even stronger than that. A compilation video Because... Vagina. Vagina is always good to end war. Yeah. But I think we need to go even stronger than that. Oh, okay. A compilation video of Hollywood actors telling Vladimir Putin to stop it. Oh, yeah. Just saying, Vladimir Putin, stop. Yeah. Stop it.

We need a video of Hugh Jackman with a full beard telling Putin to relax. Yeah. Has anyone even tried to talk to Putin and tell him that what he's doing is wrong? Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo, hear our plea. Get that iPhone up. That iPhone made in China. And let Putin know what your thoughts are.

Because I think that'll calm it down. I think that's the only thing that's going to end this war, or maybe there's a way to make them both look okay, Zelensky and Putin, because this is not going as planned for Putin. It's not going as planned for Putin, and he wants that. And it seems like Zelensky has already made

a little bit of a capitulation, right? Because he gave that speech. First of all, he's talking to congress right now we don't know what he's saying but i don't care what he's saying i want to hear what marjorie teller green is saying i want to see what my woman bobert's saying yeah okay because she'll probably go in fact yeah go putin um by the way tucker carlson has been wild on put. He's like, there's like footage of him going like, why should I not root for Putin? Because I do.

Like, it's wild. Yeah, pull that up. We'll end on that. I don't know if we can play it. We can't play it, right? I don't think so. Anyway, I mean, he's been like, almost like pro-Putin on his show.

Yeah. I mean, he's like rooting for Putin. Him and Tim Dillon are rooting for Putin. I kid. But yeah, he's been going wild with the Putin stuff which is dude nobody knows who anyone like they used to hate the commies and most of the Republicans still do I think but I don't know who is who anymore and I kind of like that yeah I because you don't know you don't know what to expect from people's positions and what they're going to say anymore dean obadiah he's a friend of mine but he was a comedian now

i guess he was also a lawyer at some point but now he just writes for cnn he used to do stand-up i mean what can we do in a stunning contrast uh do not believe propaganda they tell you lies here these words uh oh no that was the woman who held up the sign. Oh, yeah. No, but Putin. But Tucker Carlson has just he I saw a clip of him just saying it. He's going, why should I care? Because why should I care about the Ukrainians and the Russians?

And then he goes, why should I not support Putin? I do. Yeah. So it was. Let's blow back to the Russians. And then he goes, why should I not support Putin? I do. Yeah. So it was um, let's blow back to the left. Talk across the defense Putin. Yeah. This is not treason. Fox News always say, scroll down. Let's see what he says. All these pop ups. We won't be quiet, not just because this is a news organization. Because we're Americans and we can talk to anyone we want. We can have any opinion we feel like having. This is not treason. It is not an America.

It's the whole point. Wow, the right has become the left. That's what the left used to say. The left used to be like... Yeah, but what did he say? There's nothing in that thing. He's been saying a lot of stuff. Pro-Putin stuff?

Over multiple broadcasts. He he's been saying a lot of stuff from Putin stuff over uh over um multiple broadcasts he's just been saying a lot it's weird uh the kind of perspective is create attention why oh here he goes after what here it is after Wagner showed numerous clips of Carlson saying Carlson saying things like why shouldn't I root for Russia? Because I am. He said that, dude. I saw it. I saw the clip. So Tucker Carlson said, why shouldn't I root for Russia?

Because I am. And whatever Putin's many faults, he has no intention of invading Western Europe. And obviously this guy hasn't seen Rocky. I mean, yeah. So, I mean, that's going out on a limb for a news anchor yeah he's just trying to get the same clout that the left has when they employ their things about you know non-binary and genders when they say oh forget all the the regular things let's go non-binary he's just employing the same thing to a political territory if you want to get

the same thing that your opposition has the same position you employ their tactics and you get there that's exactly what he's doing you know yeah i just feel like everyone's trolling everyone he's trolling he's the white don lemon he's doing exactly what don lemon does you know everyone's just trying to say the thing i think at this point tucker carlson is just trying to get views with that he's just trying to get views he don't mean none of that shit look at his eyes you don't believe none of that shit all that man wants is a roast beef sandwich from Arby's. That's all he wants. So, like, he don't believe it.

I mean, how could you root? What possibly is a reason for rooting for Putin? It's very odd. That's very odd to say that. Yeah. On a network. I mean, and it's very odd. It's very odd because Putin, it comes from a communist background.

Comes from a communist background. Comes from a communist background. Fox News used to be the ones going like, you know, capitalism, capitalism, capitalism, capitalism. So he's the highest rated guy for a reason, right? He's throwing it out there, baby. He's throwing out the content. Yeah. So here's the deal, Tucker. If you're rooting for Putin, you're always free to go move there. Just start your TV show on RT or whatever Kremlin-controlled network

and just see what you can get away with. Yep, get ready to learn Russian too. See what you can get away with saying. All your broadcasts are going to be sounding like somebody played a sneeze in reverse. Now, here's the thing. Ukraine is not the beacon of freedom and democracy and all this stuff. But this whole narrative that the only reason that Putin is invading Ukraine is because of NATO is like laughable, dude. Who has ever invaded anyone for anything other than resources?

I mean, it's like there's oil there in Crimea. Oh, big coincidence. And Ukraine cut off the pipeline to Crimea. Big coincidence. And they were charging a lot of money for them to pipe that gas to Europe from Russia that they had to build an expensive pipeline around it to supervent it. Big coincidence. Strike three, you're out. Big coincidence. And all the people

there are trying to get Western. Big coincidence. They don't want your influence anymore. Big coincidence. It's not a big coincidence. Obviously, you could say, oh, well, look, now NATO is bordering. If Ukraine joins NATO, then Ukraine is bordering Russia. NATO's right on Ukraine's border. Guess what? Guess what, guys? There's a bunch of countries that are in NATO that are bordering Russia. Have you heard of Latvia?

Have you heard of Estonia? Have you heard of some other ones I don't care about? They're also NATO. They're all NATO members, and they are on the border of Russia. They're getting too close. Putin knows the West is not going to invade Russia. Okay? Nobody's going to invade Russia.

Anyone who's even tried it has failed. But NATO is not about that. We don't take land, usurp it, and not give it back. We even left Afghanistan. I mean, yeah, we did some fucked up shit. And that's the problem. We don't take land, usurp it, and not give it back. We even left Afghanistan. I mean, yeah, we did some fucked up shit, and that's the problem. We gotta stop doing fucked up shit, because then they go, look at the fucked up shit you did.

And we go, yeah, we did do some fucked up shit. So everyone's guilty. But in war, war's not the time for nuance. War's not the time for intellectual discussion. Those were the worst leaders in war were the ones who were sitting around going well let's strategize chamberlain well we had an agreement with him and no you need your fucking failed in life crazy motherfuckers who are hardline or just brave you need your winston churchills you know did he hate indians yeah but did you look the other way

because he did what he had to do with Hitler? Yeah. You need your Ulysses Grant, who was a drop down drunk failure until the Civil War happened. And he found his calling. Those are the people who end up, you know, rising to the forefront. Intellectuals get you nowhere in war because it's not about who's right and who's wrong. It's all about power. It's all about stopping the spread.

And don't tell me that America's the only empire that wanted to spread. What was China and Russia doing in North Korea? What were they doing in Vietnam? What were they doing everywhere? What were they doing in Eastern Europe? What were they doing in East Germany? Okay. And even in Korea, we didn't take any land.

We just stopped, you know, United Nations. This was before NATO. All they did was hold the line for South Korea. And you know who's very happy about that? South Koreans. Which country's better? North Korea, which was communist, or South Korea? Which one do you want to visit?

Tucker Carlson. Which one do you want to go spend a weekend at? The Samsung factory or the North Korean factory? Okay. So they wanted to spread South in Korea, the communists. And back then the United Nations, all those countries that were aligned with the West that later became NATO held the line. We didn't, it was defensive. So just, just can we have a little pro-America back? How do we get a little pro-America back? A little bit, you know.

How can we just get a moment for Republicans and Democrats to all go to like a Prince concert? We need a unifying. Let's all cancel daylight savings time. Let's cancel daylight savings time. Yeah. One more hour of sleep is now an official law of the land. Long day.

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