You Are Being Unreasonable - 026 - In which we attend the worst dinner party in history
Episode Date: August 16, 2018"Someone said 'I have no idea what is normal anymore after reading Mumsnet'." Should you order a takeaway in the middle of a dinner party? What should you serve as appetisers at said dinner party? Sh...ould you post on Mumsnet about your guests while the guests are still there? Should you show people the itinerary from the holiday you went on four years ago? What times are appropriate to text your wedding DJs? And, while we're on DJs, what are some good names for 13 year old DJs? And why does Cher have so many bangers? We discover answers to all these questions and many more.
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except for maybe when I think about I felt that day,
when I felt the way that I do right now, right now.
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except for maybe when I think about I felt that day,
when I felt the way that I do right now
Hello
Hello
Welcome to You are Being Unreasonable
With Simon and Hells
A podcast about Mumsnet
And the Am I Being Unreasonable for
And people being unreasonable on there
Yeah, that's pretty much what it is
Okay, let's begin with the speed round
Am I Being Unreasonable
This wasn't flirting, help I need some perspective
Oh no
I wonder what it was instead of flirt
Stabbing? Oh no
The worst alternative to flirting perhaps
Oh, would you get those things mixed up?
I wasn't flirting, I was just stabbing him.
A gentle stab.
Oh dear.
Am I being unreasonable about cucumber?
Yes.
Am I being unreasonable to ask you a very boring but important question?
Probably about tax, am I right?
Taxes.
Oh, it's probably about some turfy nonsense.
Am I being unreasonable?
What bit me?
No, probably a bear.
It's usually a bear.
Am I being unreasonable to say birthdays are crap once you're an adult?
No, I can see that.
Too much pressure.
And am I being unreasonable?
Bonding with second baby.
Yeah.
Leave that second baby.
You got one already.
Very good.
Let's set itself out.
Let's do a full thread.
Let's go.
Am I being unreasonable visitor ordering only for themselves?
Invited friends round for drinks and dinner.
Things were a bit delayed because I was sort of.
sorting out kids, etc.
Served dinner, heard a knock at the door,
my male friend had ordered a takeaway for one
and was incensed when we pulled him up on it.
Am I being unreasonable?
So, let's go through this.
They invite the friend over for, quote,
drinks and dinner.
Yes.
And at some point in the intervening, say, hour or whatever
after they arrived,
this other friend orders a takeaway.
Well, yes.
Things were a bit delayed
because she was sorting out the kids, etc.
Man, the gall of this person.
Imagine, I feel like dinner and drinks are a tough social situation
because you're in someone else's house.
Yeah.
And you've got to make chit-chat,
but you're not, there's not kind of the safety of a pub, you know,
because there's not other people around.
It's just you and the person doing social interaction.
It's a very hardcore mode of social interaction.
Okay, I can see.
And to combine that with sitting there, ordering a takeaway on your phone.
And not even saying, look, this is...
This looks like it's pretty stressful, I can see you've got these kids to sort out.
How about we order a takeaway?
What was your plan?
What was your escape vector for when the takeaway arrives?
Because then you have to explain yourself.
And then you have to eat a takeaway with a room full of angry people.
Yeah, I can see not telling them that you were doing it,
because that's an awkward conversation.
But it's going to be an awkward conversation anyway.
Anyway, because the takeaway's going to turn up.
Yeah.
This is poor planning.
Oh, it's terrible.
This is poor social planning.
Like, oh no, I've got a headache.
I need to leave.
You order a takeaway on the bus home to go to your flat, not theirs.
Or you pick one up.
Yeah, no.
Make sure you're out of sight of where you've gone for dinner.
Like, if there's a maulee's across the road from your host's house, don't go there.
Yeah, you don't want them to see you there.
Morleys.
I've got a morley's.
I've got a mock, never mind, this is a pro-mov, a pro-social move, but in my opinion, a mistake.
One thing that I enjoy about the original post is that the poster clarifies that their male friend had ordered a takeaway.
Well, yeah, it's always men.
Well, yeah, that went without saying, surely.
Yeah.
Now, do they mention it because they think I should probably clarify that this douchebag is a man?
Or is it then going to turn out some drip feed later that they think,
well, fair enough, men get hungry.
No, can't be.
I really hope that it is just there so that we can get a full picture of how terrible this person is.
Imagine having the confidence of this man, ordering a takeaway to someone else's house.
Sorry, I've just looked again.
Served dinner, heard a knock at the door, so dinner was on the table when the takeaway arrived,
which makes it even more uncomfortable.
Yeah, presumably they'd ordered it before then to turn up.
Do you think they just made them a mistake?
mistake. Was it just a comic misunderstanding like in Frasier, like in the show Frasier?
Would you go ahead and order a takeaway to someone else's house without clarifying what the
situation was? I think it might just be a Frazier-esque misunderstanding. Like, they thought
it was bring your own dinner? As a rule, that tends to be more like a potluck situation
where you bring something to share. You don't just order a don'ta cab.
Yeah, but maybe the gut there thought that it was a Lucky Dip.
and realised they haven't brought anything, so get themselves a takeaway.
Perhaps.
This is off, I can't imagine.
What do you do then? What happens next?
Well, somebody said, what do you mean, pulled him up on it?
But you're not just too gobsmacked to say anything?
Somehow implying that this person suggesting to their friend
they should not have ordered a takeaway for one to their house
is in some way not the right thing to have done.
What happens?
Do you eat the takeaway?
Do you eat dinner?
Do you throw the takeaway away?
What? How do you even begin to square this circle?
It really depends what type of takeaway it is. Leftover curry, not a problem.
Leftover pizza, not a problem. Fish and chips, problem. That's going to end up in the bin.
Yeah. Chinese, I mean, I wouldn't order a Chinese in the first place. There's nothing I like less than the idea of a Chinese takeaway.
Unless there's prawn crackers.
But even those go soft quite quickly. But I don't know if theoretically Chinese is one that you could eat cold because what I'm saying is I wouldn't want to eat it hot.
This social situation is untenable.
I think they can never see one another again.
There's no way out of this.
Oh, it gets much weirder.
So somebody said how late was dinner had you put any snacks out?
The OP has come back and said dinner was served at nine.
He was given bread and oven chips in between.
No, no, no, no, no.
The OP has broken all of the rules about what you could expect from this dinner.
Yeah, everyone, yeah, you're right.
The OP has violated social convention
And so the other person thought
Oh, it's okay for me to order a takeaway
Because this is anarchy, this social anika
Oh, there was some bread at a half past six
And then at eight a tray of oven chips came out
I'm imagining them still on the baking tray
No, nonsense, nonsense, nonsense, nonsense
I went to a friend yesterday and he laid on snacks for us
And they were like little cocktail sausages
And sausage rolls and crisps and dip
There's nice
A plate of oven chips.
And no one ordered the takeaway for one.
Nonsense.
What?
Bread and oven chips.
And then at nine o'clock, a meal.
And then shortly after nine, a takeaway arrived.
Bread.
Bread and butter, surely.
Maybe you could make a chip sandwich.
It sounds like they came out at different times.
Oh, my God.
Which is fine.
If the bread came out first and you knew there'd be oven chips later, you could save some bread.
This is awful.
I hadn't realized how much blame is on both sides.
I'm lost
Maybe it's like a dipping bread
Like a nice baguette
And some things for dipping
Do you think someone who serves
Nice bread and balsamic vinegar
Then at a later point in the evening
serves oven chips as a snack
Maybe dinner would have been quicker
If they hadn't used the oven to make these chips
Lots of people saying that if it got to 9pm
And they wouldn't eat and they would be eating their own arm
Yeah 9pm is too late
9pm, but if you go to someone's house at a weekend for dinner, you would expect to eat late.
Yes.
Unless you're a baby, you don't expect to go to someone's house at 5pm on a Saturday for a 5.30 meal of oven chips and bread.
No, but I still think 9 is a little late.
It is, yeah, but I don't think it's late enough to have justified calling for a takeaway.
No, absolutely.
Nothing justifies that.
And takeaway takes time, so what point was it where he ordered the takeaway?
Yeah, this is what I'm thinking, while he was making the small talk in their living room.
room. Did he do it before he even got there?
No, surely not.
It's all very odd. I'm reading through
the other posts and it's mostly people
saying, how odd?
Why did you serve oven chips?
Yeah. Someone said, I have no idea what is normal
anymore after reading Mum's Day.
I don't know who is being unreasonable
now, because everyone is.
It's social situation's untenable.
Someone's asked if dinner was a handful of
macaroni cheese.
No, the OP doesn't understand
He ate the bread and the oven chips
He ordered, this is the order
The OP has said what he ordered
He ordered Popadums, rice
Chicken Bolte and Anarn bread
Open with chicken bolting, surely
Yeah, that's the main
She's like, she's gone through it
The order would be brought out if you were at a restaurant
Yeah
Right, well that's a big meal
especially after the bread and oven jokes.
That's a full meal.
And you can't order a full meal
when you've gone around to someone's for dinner.
There's no way out of this social situation.
Someone suggested something.
They've said it would have been less passive-aggressive
if they had to take a phone call.
Yeah.
And then they made up something and just left so they could eat.
Yeah.
What I would do in this situation is say,
oh, I've got a headache or one of the cats is sick.
have to go. One of the cats is sick would depend on someone being here to see the cat and why would
you tell your friends that your cat was sick rather than for example your wife?
Presumably you're there with me. Well then how do you know the cat is sick? I really want to
go to this person's house for dinner. Everyone has fucked up here and so I think the two transgressions
cancel one another out and they can just ignore it and carry on. The original paste to put it on
Mumsnet while the guests were still there.
Oh my God.
And then they've come back to say, agreed.
Posting on Mumsnet when we have guests isn't good form.
I was so shocked I couldn't help it.
You can always help it.
No one...
What is this dinner party?
Where everyone's on their phones and one's audio to take away.
And one's complaining about the person ordering to take away.
And Mumsnet.
There are things that you don't do at a dinner party that you can't help.
You know, like if you really need to sneeze,
that's not ideal at the table, but you need to sneeze.
But, like, oh, I couldn't help it.
I just had to start a new thread on, am I being unreasonable, about you?
Occasionally checking Twitter is cool.
I'll check you new emails, but not posting on a forum.
Someone's just posted a picture of a mint arrow saying O.P.
is clearly too busy eating her after dinner, mint.
Oh, God, what do you even serve after the bread and oven chips course?
Is that the fish course next?
They were two different courses.
There was the bread course.
It's very carbid.
and then the oven chips course.
Maybe that's how they're doing their dinner.
They have all the carbs up front, then all the protein.
Perhaps they've read that thing saying that you shouldn't eat carbs late in the evenings.
They thought, well, if I serve the carbs now, while I'm flapping around.
Yeah, get the carbs up now.
The other bits.
Chips and bread are start as a weird for a dinner party.
Cheese, olives, crackers, chips, nuts, cold.
You've said chips.
You've said chips and bread is weird, but then later you've said that chips are a great thing.
No, this is garbage.
Am I being unreasonable?
Is it unreasonable to send an email at 4am?
The DJ at my wedding shouted at me two days before my wedding.
I had emailed a list of must-play songs.
I sent it at 4 a.m. as I was awake, stressed, etc.
The next day, he sent D.H. a text saying,
Keep your wife under control and not disturbing me in the middle of the night.
Just to clarify, it was not a text, it was an email.
I can only assume you as put some sort of notification ping for messages
from us because we were the next job that he was doing it really upset me to be
treated like that it's not my thought he can't manage his notifications or group on
all sorts of spam would keep him up day and night I remember when we were planning
our wedding and I'd wake up in the middle of the night just bolt up right ah share
turn back time and then I'd send an email to the DJs that was one of the few
share songs that we didn't have it's a shame it's a good one yeah yeah classic
would have gone with the theme of share share
Yeah, it's so weird how she turned up, like at the end of Mamma Mia 2.
Let's go through what's happened here.
So...
Can I flag up the mention of Groupon?
Yes.
Have they got this DJ through Groupon?
So that's what I initially thought, but actually it's just a very poorly constructed sentence.
And if you put some proper punctuation in there, what they're saying is, well, why can't I said an email at 4 o'clock in the morning?
Why don't you turn your notifications off Groupon?
or something of that nature would wake you up as well
with inappropriately timed emails, surely.
I guess, yeah.
This isn't like they're communicating with the DJ through Groupon.
I assume not.
Because I don't think that's how you get a wedding DJ.
It might be.
You get lots of good stuff on Groupon.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
I'd get classes or maybe a meal or a hotel.
I won't get a DJ.
It doesn't seem like it would be the best DJ.
I mean, if I found a Groupon for a really cheap DJ,
I might just hire them to come around for like a Wednesday.
Turn back time.
So this DJ is only 19 pounds on Groupon
because it's always £19 on Groupon
they matter what it is.
Fancy blowdry, meal, 10 yoga classes
£19 on Groupon.
So is this DJ?
Does he take requests?
No, but he makes requests.
He requests that you keep your wife under control.
Yeah, that's not a nice text to send.
Semantically, it doesn't make sense either
because he's the wedding DJ.
It's before the wedding.
not anyone's wife
got the words wrong mate
if you're going to be a wedding DJ
you need to understand the words
no one's wife yet
you'll be there later
I don't understand why you got woken up
at 4am by an email
yeah I mean this is his own fault
just turn off your data
that's what I do when I go to bed
oh if you don't want to turn off your data
just mute your phone
there are all sorts of ways
that you could avoid this
yeah I think if you're running your own business
like this DJ through Groupon
then you need to turn off
your notifications at night email is not an instant service yeah I get emails
during the night and I check them in the morning exactly the only thing I can think of
that might change this is if the tone of the email came across as aggie and
panicked and maybe the DJ did see it at like 7.30 in the morning and was like I'll
hold your horses of course I didn't reply to you immediately oh women maybe in
that instance that might have been why he was so annoyed keep your woman under
control or maybe the DJ just hates women and doesn't care for women
women sending emails doesn't think they should have access to the internet or literacy.
Well, from the tone of his message, yeah.
Oh, no, the O.P's back. The message was perfectly normal.
Dear DJ, please would you play these songs, list for about 30.
Share, turn back time. Share, give me, give me, give me.
Let me know if there are any problems getting any of these songs from O.P.
All normal chart songs.
What we'd done is put a message in our RSVP.
We'd love to see you on the dance floor.
Please pick a song that will get you moving.
and they could write it down so that everyone had at least one song they liked.
I only finalised the list a few days before the wedding and sent it on.
There are only one or two unusual ones from older people, e.g. Frank Sinatra.
It does seem completely not on to email the DJ two days before the wedding
with a list of 30 songs that you want.
Our DJ said if you could get in touch a month before.
Yeah. Yeah. We sent our list of shares back catalogue.
With good time. We didn't send it two days.
before we sent a photograph of share but to be fair that's just your email
signature photograph of share and it just said thanks and we said thank you for the
music in the daytime Frank Sinatra's not unusual like what are you on about
yeah that's not unusual everyone has my way you know what else is not unusual
Tom Jones.
Way!
I thought of that joke
and I restrain myself.
A 4 a.m. email is extremely
rude and inconsiderate and would be
a disciplinary offence at my place
of work.
They do have this thing in France where you're not
supposed to email outside of work hours
and you do have, it is a
disciplinary offence over there, but it's not over here.
I'm glad that you mentioned France
because I see so much
on mum's net where people are like, that would be an instant
firing up.
my place of work. I don't stand for that.
I just thought it was that sort of thing, but okay, maybe that
post is in France.
But even so, a DJ doesn't
work 9 to 5? Like, would you
want a 9 to 5 DJ for your wedding?
Yeah, I can DJ your wedding, but
I'll only be there until 5, and I will start
at 9. Oh, your ceremony's not until 2?
Tough. Yeah, I'll respond to your
group on when I get in in the morning.
I'm just saying that it might
be more inappropriate to email at 9am
than at 4 a.m., depending on the hours the DJ works.
a standard office job with set hours, that's all I'm saying. So you can't say it's a disciplinary
offence. And how old did DJ do a disciplinary with someone who's hired them? That person is the
lone voice of madness though. Everyone else has just said, why doesn't he just mute his phone
or turn his notifications of or not have his phone right next to his face while he's sleeping?
And I think those are all good points. Good points, well made. Am I being unreasonable? If you were a
13 year old boy wanting to be a DJ, what would you call yourself? Posting for traffic, not an AIB
you. My 13-year-old DS needs a DJ name. Can you help by making suggestions?
I just wanted to share this because what 13-year-old boy who wants to be a DJ
wants to be named by the users of Mumsnet?
Sound blaster. Funk machine. Funkadelic. Share.
Let's just hear what the posters on Mumsnet have said.
DJ Nova, Nova, is Galician for young slash youngster.
In the same vein, DJ Bambino.
Nice.
Childish Bambino.
DJ 1-3, Professor Sound
DJ dab, DJ Fleak, DJ Floss, DJ Hashtag
Dr Mum's Net
DJ penis beaker
Wannaby D
Teen J
DJ MacDJ face
DJ Talons
DJ Tastic
DJ Tastic
DJ Rockin Tunes
DJ Cool Beats
DJ Cocklogger
So let's move on from that
I just had to share this
DJ Cocklodge, who is similar to the first one I thought of, which was DJ Soundfucker.
Nice.
It's a bit rivaled for a 13-year-old.
I really just don't understand why this person thinks that their 13-year-old is going to take a DJ name from Mumsnet.
And I think we learned a lot very early on, didn't we?
All the teens and two today.
Fidget Spinning and Dab.
So, DJ Fidgett dab.
I love Professor Sound.
Professor Sound in the house.
And you sound waves.
I know.
What about, like, Professor Green?
Let's go for other Cludeau names.
Colonel Mustard.
Colonel Mustard is a better name than Teen Jay.
Or DJ rocking tunes.
Someone said, what's wrong with his actual name?
Lots of world-class DJs use their own name.
Some DJ names are so cringy, just a gimmick that can date.
All right, getting to the spirit, though.
The whole point is that we need to suggest terrible names to embarrass the 13-year-old.
year old boy.
Yeah, what DJs use their own name?
Norman Cook.
Let me think.
Professor Green.
He's not a real professor.
Dead mouse.
Unlikely to be a real name, but...
Daph Punk. The boy's from Daph Punk.
This is a point, actually.
If your own name is the best DJ name you could have,
then surely the O.P. is asking this question 13 years too late
and should have considered her son's DJ career when she named him.
One of the guys from Daph Punk has a banging name.
Yeah, what is it?
Guy Manuel de Homom Cristo.
DJ Guillemuel de Homon Cristo, Jr.
Am I being unreasonable to be fed up of colleague talking about her holiday
that happened four years ago?
She even got me over to her computer to show me her itinerary.
I can be happy for people when they come back from holiday.
I of course want to hear about it, see photos, etc.
When they've been banging on about it for the last two years I've known them
and it wasn't even recent then,
am I being unreasonable to want to scream,
Shut up already!
No, what?
Why do you have an itinerary from a holiday that happened four years ago?
You imagine, you're just sitting at work, you're trying to get something done.
Pist!
Pest! Caren, Karen, come and see this.
What?
It's my itinerary.
For tomorrow? What?
2014.
What happened?
I've told you about this when I went to Mallorca in 2014.
Oh yeah, New Yorker at 14.
I remember. I saw the photos.
Yeah, but now you can see, because the first.
photos. They're mostly chronological but not all of them because there's something to
the Facebook algorithms but now you can see when things happened. Yeah it's like it's like
being there only not. Oh I mean it's almost as good isn't it? Almost, almost. Why don't
you go back to me Yorker? You could use the same item about it. It's weird isn't it? Four
years is a long time when you know we went to New York what two three years ago?
Two years ago? Two years ago and when I when New York come
comes up, I might say, yeah, we had a good time in New York, but I don't show them the itinerary.
We didn't have an itinerary. It's weird in the first place to have an itinerary document, isn't it?
Maybe. We sort of knew what we were doing on our honeymoon, because we needed to be at certain hotels at certain times.
Yeah, but I mean, that's different, isn't it? That's knowing which hotels you're going to. It's not the same. An itinerary that you call people over suggests to me that it's like, this is when I went on the day trip.
Yeah.
This is when I lay by the pool with a cocktail in my hand.
This is when I ate at my all-inclusive hotel, whatever.
This is when I did this.
This is when I met a couple, and we decided we'd be friends forever.
That wouldn't be on the itinerary.
I don't know.
I feel like a lot of people who go to these all-inclusive resorts and make holiday couple friends
probably have planned in when they're going to meet them.
It went down to the buffet for some bread and oven chips before dinner.
DJ Funkmeister was playing on the boat.
He was only 13.
It's only nine, sorry, because it was four years ago.
DJ sound fucker, the nine-year-old.
Maybe, I'm making leaps here.
Where I used to work, a lot of the women all went to the same town in Turkey on their holidays,
independently of one another.
And so someone would mention going on a holiday.
They wouldn't have to say it was this town in Turkey,
but everyone would say, oh, are you going to this town in Turkey?
and then they'd start sharing itineraries and stories of things that happened there five years ago
so maybe the OP at some point in passing has mentioned that she might go to this place
that this person's been to and this person's like trying to encourage her like oh she said that
she was going to go but she hasn't gone yet I know I'll show her the itinerary
pst Karen maybe but not for two years not for the two years that this person's known
maybe they've just got literally nothing to say to each other but this woman for some reason
and feels like she has to fill the silence.
Needs to go on another holiday.
Get yourself a wee break to centre parks.
Just ask her why she keeps on about an old holiday.
No, you can't do that.
You need to work with this person.
Ask if it's because she can't afford another one.
Definitely don't do that.
What a hateful thing to do.
Yeah.
I'm really conscious of this
and keep wishing people would stop asking me
about my holiday a couple of weeks ago.
We went on a one-off and I really feel like I'm being a holiday bore.
I'm trying not to be if you see what I mean.
I feel like everyone must be hearing me describing, well, we started on.
Yes, it was, has she nothing else to talk about?
Crikey.
Crikey.
Yeah, no one wants to hear about this.
Was it Orlando? I love that.
Dubai?
The classic holidays, the great holidays.
The ones that are worthy of four years worth of chat, but it was Orlando or Dubai, otherwise anything else would be mad.
The canonically great holidays.
Yeah.
Oh, someone has said, sounds like she hasn't left the country.
country since and yet still wants to brag to colleagues and compete with those that have been in the recent holiday.
Oh, maybe. I feel quite sorry for her. Yeah, because it is holiday time. If you haven't been
the holiday in four years, but people keep coming back and telling you about their holidays.
Yeah, you might want to talk and share the experience.
Yeah. Oh. Oh, I think that's very sad.
We've really come round on this.
Totally depends on where the holiday was. There's a huge difference between, oh my God, this one time in Ibitha for years and, oh you're going to Vietnam.
in September. I was there for one year in 2014 and got to know it really well. I can show you
a really unusual itinerary. I don't want to read a year long itinerary, mate. Also, I think if
someone went somewhere for a year, that's more travelling than a holiday. Yes, and I wouldn't
call that holiday. Like when you lived overseas, you weren't on holiday for 12 months.
No. And don't get me wrong, I never want to hear about someone's travelling experience,
ever. Well, when I get back from a conference and I tell you all about it. Fine.
When someone has been travelling for a year
and they go to, I don't know, South America
and they come back with their white bullshit
and they talk about how they found themselves
and how they really grew
and how, you know, the locals really opened up to them, etc.
I never want to hear it, I have no interest in ever hearing it.
No time's like.
Don't talk to me.
Totally different if someone's been somewhere for, you know, travelling
and they're like, oh, I had a great time, let me tell you about this specific thing
but it's when people come back and they're like,
you just wouldn't understand because I'm just so much better than you.
That's what I mean.
If someone comes back and they're like, let me tell you a funny story,
or let me tell you about this thing that I really love that was beautiful.
I won't hear that.
I've also come back on the first, am I being unreasonable?
Because if I went to a dinner party and dinner wasn't served until nine
and someone had been talking about how they travelled
and found themselves for three hours,
I would order a takeaway just so the owners would throw me out.
Yeah, I realise I sound very.
really, really harsh and very unreasonable myself in saying, I never want to hear about your
travelling. That's not true. I love to hear the specifics of people's travel stories. I do.
It's the generic travel bro shit that I've got no time for. Like, oh, what's that? You're a
white person with dreadlocks now, and you've got that weird voice that sounds like you've smoked
too much weed. Oh, it's just really organic over there, you know? They all do things so
naturally. It's just such a really authentic time. Like, you probably wouldn't understand.
It's just great to be out of London and seeing other cultures that you don't get here.
And I held hands with the elderly Nepalese lady, and she cried because she'd never met someone as pure as me.
That's the sort of stuff I don't want to hear.
Yeah.
Maybe that's what this...
And again, now I'm turning around this.
If this is what the colleague is doing, definitely tell the colleague to shut the fuck up.
We don't have enough details.
We just don't know.
Very much like not finding out what the person had for dinner.
We're not going to know what really happened here.
We're not going to know the truth.
Monset isn't finding the truth about human affairs.
No, no, it's not.
Okay, last speed round.
Let's go.
Am I being unreasonable?
More is D.D. being unreasonable.
A flipping tote bag for school?
Ridiculous.
People love tote bags nowadays.
Unreasonable.
I'm all about the tote bag.
For school?
Am I being unreasonable to ask about Airbnb in France?
No.
You're probably asking in French, so.
Am I being unreasonable, secretly filmed by DH.
Okay to want space?
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Not just space.
Leave him.
Leave him forever.
Am I being unreasonable?
I am moving to Cambridge.
Okay.
Show off.
Am I being unreasonable to go to McDonald's?
Yes.
Am I being unreasonable to feel nobody should watch the new Netflix show, insatiable?
Oh no.
That's the one about the fact.
character played by a thin woman.
Yeah, apparently it's horribly in all sorts of ways.
Yeah, it turns awful and problematic and just awful.
Yeah, much like mums there really.
Don't watch that.
And last one, am I being unreasonable to have turned back?
Time.
If I could turn, black time.
Da, da, da, da, da.
If I could find.
All right, we're going to end it up.
You're supposed to sing under me, as a...
Oh, sorry, I didn't know I was supposed to sing you out.
It's all right.
It's for the best for you and all of our listeners that I stopped
singing now.
Yeah, we've got to pad those numbers somehow.
Yeah.
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when i felt the way that i do right now right now right now
nobody does it
no we're not doing that again