You Be Trippin' - Cambodia w/ Ryan O'Neill | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

Follow Ryan O’Neill on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/ryanoneillcomedy SPONSORS: - Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code TRIPPIN at https://Bubsnaturals.com - Go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and use code TRIPPIN199 to get started. - Grab your own pair of The Dillon Freewaters flip-flops while supplies last at https://freewaters.com - Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code ARI at https://hellotushy.com/ARI On this week’s episode of You Be Trippin’, Ari Shaffir sits down with Ryan O’Neill to talk all about his chaotic trip to Cambodia. Ryan breaks down everything from tuk-tuk madness and terrifying bus drivers to visiting Cambodia’s beautiful temples and navigating areas still marked by leftover land mines from the Vietnam War. He tells Ari about eating incredible Cambodian food, discovering a secret island glowing with bioluminescence, and meeting the world’s greatest tour guide, Mr. Kim. Plus, Ryan shares his top Cambodia travel tip: only bring crisp $1 bills, because a creased $5 might as well be monopoly money. Lea heuy! You Be Trippin' Ep. 95 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:11:23 - Ryan Goes to Cambodia 00:29:45 - Tuk-Tuks 00:51:21 - Temples & Land Mines 01:16:37 - The BEST Tour Guide Mr. Kim 01:41:18 - Trains & Food 01:58:30 - Special Secret Place 02:47:05 - Travel Tips 03:19:47 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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No, that's Bet Midler, Wind Beneath my wings. Do you ever know that you're my hero? It's like that, that... What is that song? The Bodyguard, by what he used to? Yeah, he goes, what is, it's, uh... Something about a hero, right? I need a hero.

I don't think it's that at all. The Bodyguard, I will always love you. No, no, no, no. When he's carrying her and he's like kicking guys in the face. I have nothing. The body, the bodyguard, I have nothing. I think this is her most famous song, too. It's not even hers.

This is it. There he is. He just elbowed a guy right in the face. It's fucking dog. Dolly Parton. Dude, no, I don't believe it. It's Dolly Parton. It's cultural appropriation on Dolly Parton's part.

In the past, cultural and time appropriation. Time machine cultural appropriation. Another white woman stealing black woman's work. Where you've been and where you're going? This is our race travel show. Yeah. We're going to talk about travel today. It's you.

Be Trippet, yeah. Welcome to You Be Trippett, everybody. It's a travel podcast. Every week we live in a different place. It's a different experience every time. Hold on. I want to just talk about the last thing. Okay.

On the bodyguard. You realize that the person that was actually trying to kill her was another bodyguard. No. So he knew the ends and outs? This is the best thing about 80s and 90s movies. Put a spoiler alert button on here. It's too late. And then put it too late now button.

Like, you know what they do a movie about bodyguard? they never deviate from the whole world is like bodyguard central it's like when you see a movie and it's like this guy just tests blood and they're like he's the most important guy in the entire police precinct they'll be like we need the guy that just test blood where the fuck is he and then it's like a culture of people that just that only know that yeah here's my favorite scene of movies race car drivers they don't get it it's in our blood if i'm out racing i'm just not alive Yeah, I know what you mean, man. Here's another movie about stand-up comics.

Man, it's just, if I'm on that stage, when I'm on that stage, everything else just fades away, you know, man. Yeah, I do know. We've been friends for 10 years. Why are we still having this conversation? You know what it should be? It's like, fuck, we're having a good time. I got to go do a spot.

Fuck. Now my fucking night. I guess I'll come back. We'll try to restart this good time. And you're like, no, dude, it's over with. And you're like, but I do want to work out this bit. But fuck, I do just want to live a normal life. and have a good time.

One fucking night of a normal light. Yeah. Ooh, that's, yeah, it's very romantic. You know I love romantic lighting. I have a story about, about this song. You have, yeah. Okay. Do you have one?

No, I don't, but I would love to hear yours. Okay, it's a story I heard someone else tell, so it's actually not my story. Okay, who's is it? The story is of me hearing about this. Who'd you hear it from? Dahl follow me. pardon the fourth

I'm not going to listen to this a white woman I'm not going to listen any more of these white women so she said she will always this song was written when she on her last episode of by the way

you heard her tell this story on when you became America's sweetheart talking about taking a young lady to go see Dolly Parton secretly when I saw you become America's sweetheart I know that the world I know we're in a simulation

it's it's all a simel crumb they the fact uh marcella hernandez we were out whatever and and he was like he just saw it going to his fucking dominican fucking feed and he goes the fact you see these comments all it's ladies if he can he would if he can he would whatever the saying is if he yeah if he wanted to he would that's it yeah it's like this is it this and then like every like 75th comment was like you should look this guy up you guys he's not the guy you think he is I love what people look. This guy's a shit. I'm going to, can I do a little, because you did industry secrets revealed about 15 years ago?

Yeah, well, I'm going to give Ari Shafir's secrets revealed. Ari Shafir, the nicest guy I've ever met in comedy. Of anybody I've ever met in comedy, the nicest guy. For real. Cut that out. I'm not the only guy that says this. Everyone says you're a shit bag. Oh, really?

That wasn't me with the, and doing a Heil Hitler slur in Myanmar with a bunch of local kids. hey you didn't have been nothing but nice to me uh yeah so that is when i saw but when i see that because the mainstream persona is that you're not a very nice guy no i'm america sweetheart to the dumb fuck women who were on those blogs i wish my husband would do that be like bitch he supported you supported you for you've got your real estate license i said we just fucked now let's not talk for two weeks tell the end of that story fucking new york posts Then it's like... Here's the part they don't reveal.

I was covered for a while. Next time, it was like, just coming for lunch, bang, and go. Yeah, I love this one time. They're like, oh, my God. Are we misunderstanding them? Yeah. A dollarama, Jenkins, partona, yes, said.

Yes. This song was Whitney Houston's favorite song. She goes, Whitney Houston covered it? How cool is that? Whitney Houston covered this. She didn't mention the cultural population, but she was giving it up for it at least. She goes, that's very good.

cool. Dolly's a very positive person. She goes, I wanted to do this. I don't have anybody heard this. It's a duet. I wanted to do this with Elvis Presley. He called me one day. And she's still like, I mean, I guess Elvis is one of the top five ever. But I'm having a lot of things. Yeah.

Top five for dating 14 year olds. Yep. Top five for dying on toilet. Like who else? Honestly. Top five for shooting televisions and cars. early, early with on a TV and then early to shoot

one up. I'm starting to think that because then later Richard Pryor shot his car too. He's trying to be like Elvis. Cultural appropriation. Cocaine around your children? Yes. High on that list. Very high. Oh, and then as far as a performer.

Theme parks. Getting fat. Getting fat. Going from thin to getting fat. He stole that from Buster Douglas. Yes, that's true. Buster Douglas wins world ties. title gains 400 pounds She said he called her and said I want to do this to do it with you She goes I would love that

Oh my God And she even said What year is this? Is this fat Elvis? I don't know Like Vegas fat Elvis I think earlier but I don't know Okay I don't know

But I think those people never lost respect for anyone And she goes this is the king It was really cool Elvis is like I just watched the bodyguard With Kevin Costner You and I should do a song like this Damn it I've been doing this all wrong

Fuck it so she goes he said he wanted to do this duet and i was like Elvis king buddy I'm in what an honor this would be by the can you imagine being her husband uh-huh and he's like you're gonna work with Elvis who loves the fuck loves the fuck I got the nice juicy cans yeah yes you got the juiciest cans of the business and and you're now thinking like god he must have trusted her but also like fuck Elvis that's so cool yeah but then also she perform with all these hunks Kenny Rogers

He wanted to do it She did this with Kenny Rogers right I'm just saying I'd be worried if I were a husband She goes Okay let's do it She goes then the general Got on the phone

Remember the general? You'd be a good general He'd be a good general He played him in the movie Tom Hicks yeah it's not bad That's really? That's a good casting That's a tough role

He goes he called me It's fine we'd love to do it We just want the publishing rights And she was a general No way It's gonna be and it's already been covered a bunch the most covered song in a history.

So they wanted to own it. Yeah. And she wrote it. She goes, there's no way. I wrote it and recorded. She recorded as a goodbye to who's the old man that helped her get started on that show? Her general.

I don't know. I don't know her backstory like you do. The Smothers Brothers? No, but close. Something like that. Ed Sullivan? No. Porter Wagner.

Okay. The Porter Wagner show. welcome Dolly Partridge so he put her over And she always wanted to if I can play guitar He goes no you're not a picker She goes I'm a picker I'm a picker So she wrote this on her last episode

I will always love you I was respect for the guy People were like oh it's because you dated him She goes no no no I mean I'm sure Yeah but like but she's like no Because the guy fucking put me over Maybe I do I am so she recorded for him Just sang it live one night

For the first time on television Really? Yeah and it was that So he goes fine General goes fine Half the publishing rest to you Half to us. She was like, dude, you can't get any of the publishing rights.

You can get half the duet and we can talk about percentages of a duet. By the way, that's my song. There was plenty of money to be made in selling just the song with the duet. So she goes, so it never happened. But just so you know, it's not Elvis's fault. Elvis wanted to do it. It was out of his control because whatever. Did she hear any whispering while she's on the phone?

Hey, tell her this. Tell her, bring bananas. Bananas and peanut butter. dude that's crazy also the audacity the audacity it's fucking wild i heard that she did blow kenny rogers though to get him to do islands in the no that's true otherwise he wouldn't have done it yeah he goes i don't want publishing rights but i do want to publish those lips on my dick has any of this make it on to the podcast yeah i mean it's all on there okay hi guys ryan o'neill is the funniest man in america it's not really close

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Can't spell Valparaiso without... A-R-I. Does that make sense? Anyway, back to Cambodia. Where are we going today, Ryan? We're going to Cambodia, ladies and gentlemen. That's interesting. Because I do have...

I don't normally do this up front, but I'll wait on it. Cambodia. Where'd you go? Is that how you call it Cambodia? Well, it's not Cambodia. Bodia. You're making a great point here. Yeah, I went there because you

and I were talking about it. Sit in this chair for a second. I got to make sure. I just moved it up something. I'll make sure it. Back. You're forward. You're good.

Okay. You what? Okay. So you went there? What? Because I was talking about it? And look. You and I.

Yes. Here's the one thing I love. I love cheap. places to go that is my jam i fucking love it because i would rather go somewhere for three weeks which with what it would cost me to go to like somewhere in the u.s for like four days yeah this is so fucking expensive to travel yeah um and so we were talking about it and i was like look i just want to go one place i don't want to go like thailand cambodia vietnam that's that's also advice to anybody it's just pick a country yeah don't go let's go region it's like if you're

four months, fine, but generally, don't even pick a country. If you're going to Italy, just go to Rome. Yeah, yeah. And maybe one other city outside for two of the days, of the six days. If you don't have a lot of time, it's a big city. And by the way, three weeks is not a lot of time to see a country at all, even a small country. It's about what backpackers would do, but they're on the move a lot. Yeah.

Yeah, but we, so we traverse the whole. So we start off, we land in Phnom Penh, because that's basically the only place. And there was this after the Cambodian. involvement in the Vietnam War was over? They were still in it. Some people there are still involved. Do you mean any flippers? Do you mean any flippers? Or that's just Vietnam?

I think that's just... Dude, I went to a whole factory of flippers. Really? Textiles and shit. And they're like, wait. And it was like, wait, you're like 35. Like, yeah, you guys left a lot of shit in the water. Oh, well, so I did go to a landmine place.

And I held the rats that's... They have these African, uh, pouched African rats that sniff out the mines because they're not... They're light enough where if they step on them, they won't blow them up. What is that good? What good does that do? No,

because then they stiff them out and then they have the guys that are trained because they're still doing it. You have a picture of the rat? I do, yeah. That's one to show. Yeah. That's one to show.

Hold on. Oh, my God. And they, does it have the nuts? You're wearing the same hat. Yeah, yeah. That's why I brought it. That's the one of,

they have huge nut sacks. Oh, really? Kind of like me. And you would think that Nutsacks would be so big that they would ignite

the landmines but they don't. I'm not recording anything that I will always love you you guys got to get that we didn't get any of it

it's just not on there but that means Niana's going to have to find it so generally YMH works on very professional shows and then my show is a lot less effort

because I'm not in there but a lot more effort in post I could see because you were like Hey can we switch scenes for a second So you can we see what the camera angle is? What if I reset everything right now? I like the chaos.

You do? Yeah. If you like chaos, listen to Slop Quest. Oh, yeah, listen to Slop. Ryan O'Neill, guys, is a stand-up comedian. He's open for me on the road. He's been a legit stand-up for 20 years. Comedy store to the core.

As Tony Hitchell says, he bleeds the black and red. and I'm leaving L.A. And you're leaving L.A. That's just like a black and red of the bone. I can't really do it, even though it's the easiest impression to do. Okay. You were also on the run-through of this. We did a mock audio only on India.

Yeah. In a conference room in Denver. In Denver, at the top of the comedy works, greatest club in the country. in the downtown condo None of that aired I could put it up somewhere audio only I wonder if somebody said it's AI

Maybe I'll have AI just do it now Is it a good one? Because you go, I learned a lot from that one I did learn a lot I learned a lot about doing this Where it's like letting the guy go What to look up, what not to That's a different time

And honestly if there's an AI way To just run it through And do the best you can once Maybe I'll let it do it Yeah, you could do it It was a good episode It's fun yeah The India trip was good

that the India trip prepared me for the Cambodia over prepared because I was like my whole goal in Cambodia wasn't even to have a good time it was don't get horribly ill that was it because I got so horribly ill in India like it was they were about to hospitalize me which probably would have gotten sicker so we got so we land in Pan Pan because it's basically the only airport I think that you I think CM-Rip has that I think I landed in Phnom. I think for any international flights, you can only land in Phnom Penh. But C.M. Reep now has an airport.

And it's like a, it's on the reel in the outskirts. Now, is C.M. Reap, what you were hoping for? Like, not, not did it live up to. Like, you know, when you're like, I'm going to go to Italy. I'm thinking Italian food, pasta. So it's like, that's what I'm going for. And then, like, out of the canals were also cool. Or I'm going for the canal.

Is C.M. is C.M. The reason you were going? No. All of it. Because Siam Reep, we were only there for a couple days. We were at Pannon Penh, I did not like. I did not like Pan on Penn.

When I got there, I also got stuck in, like, the middle of a road for about 15 minutes because it was like five lanes of traffic, but there was no stoplight. And somehow I made it to the middle because I was trying to buy water across the street. And I was just like, I don't think that I'm going to be able to ever. Like, there was no gap. And, you know, there's like 20, they're like 20 wide as far as scooters go. coming down like a four lane road and there was never i couldn't and they were going fast it was too you know normally people step into the road and people go around them this was not that

so i was with my wife and i was like i do not think we're going to be able to get out of here and it was and i was like i you know it's not like a relaxing way to live how'd you do it eventually i was like i go here's the deal i'm going to leave you behind you have to run like this is just this is every man for himself i can't be looking back yeah or we'll both die i go if you see me go you stick to my ass so there was this a small gap but i go we have no choice so i just gunned it and i didn't even look behind me i just hope when i got to the other side that she was there and she was and so then uh we bought the water and then i was like i don't know how we're gonna get but we had to walk like a mile down to find like an easier spot it was like imagine if you're like at a river

i know i'm just cross here i'm like damn it yeah you're like i need to find a better crossing spot on this river um but when we got there it happened to be a water festival what does that mean it it it evidently it's a they celebrate uh like water hey don't hey don't we got a jiz festival god oh i got a water uh it's yeah they i don't know what their deal is but there was fireworks i saw the king love that came out king of cambodia yeah king of cambodia came out during this all of a sudden we're trying to walk back to our hotel and the crowd is just getting thicker and thicker and then they're like there's armed guards like you can't cross here the king's coming and then you see the king come out and people are

like yeah i spit on him i go fuck you what really i go no king's day this is before all that stuff ugh yeah so we saw him um we stayed in a hotel because when we first got there we stayed in like a hotel that was nice. Yeah. It was like $60 a night, which is nice. That's so great. And they put us up high. They said, you're going to love this.

We actually put you on a higher floor. And I didn't realize why, but then we could see everything. Like, they have these boats on the river, and they have these like 30 foot high light displays. And they just at night go down the river with these gigantic, like flamboyant light displays. They drew amazing. Do you have that? I do.

Yes. I actually have the fireworks and everything. Really? Yep Oh nice Let me show you Uh Oh fuck

That Well this is This is the fireworks Yeah That's awesome Dude over the pagodas Oh I told my wife to send me the Cities

Yeah Oh I don't have the Oh there's see those bright lights It's called fireworks No no below Go down into the right Those are these giant boats With these light displays

Like on the ridge Yeah that's the river Oh, wow. So you can see up there. Yeah, and then we went. Do you have an elevator? It was all first world. It was all first world.

Okay. It was beautiful. Two balconies. What? The whole work. And how much was it? 60 bucks. I saw it later.

Do you have a picture of the room? No, but they were on international house hunters this place because they also do long-term apartments. Really? Yeah. Is that a show? International House of Hunters? Yeah, you ever watch it? I watch International House of Pancakes.

Is that a show? Yeah. I don't believe that. It lives. It lives Renfrey in my head. And then during the day, there's boat races, like rowing boat races. Like Harvard, but none of them went to college sort of thing. Are these, like, classic Cambodia-style boats?

Are these, like, actual rowboats? No, these are, these are, like, the big, like, I don't know anything about boats, but they've got the, like, fucking long front and back type deal. Look at the fireworks and the modern over, like, the Bogota type. I think that's a casino, right? Right there. Oh, really? If you want to see it.

Yes. Okay, so that's the boat. Those are the boats. I have an iPhone SE, so it's, the camera's not great. I have a Corolla, LE. So I get what you're saying. All right, you understand. Camera's also not great.

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That's it. You got all you can. You got all you can. Can't fuck the rear view. Right below our balcony was this stage and there was... Look at all that. Is that a festival down to the bottom right? Yeah. So where that is, there was all this people playing music, probably Cambodia's biggest

bands. I don't know, but they were jamming out down there. So we went down there and this is the, this is the start of something that would happen quite often. I was walking amongst this crowd and I feel somebody touched my arm and I look and it's like a six year old kid and then he six year old. Six year old. And he looks at me. He just smiles like he touched a white. Like it was his dream all of a sudden i felt someone just touched my arm like this yeah i was like what the fuck and i look and then the kid went and he was holding his mom's hand and he was like the most excited and then nobody touched my wife and she's like the white she's the king of the whites she's pretty white hair very white um but i think it's disrespectful maybe to touch women to just touch

it's just touch a man too but multiple kids touched me this like the reverse epstein if you go to Cambodia They touch you But the kids that touched me Their look on their face Is like one of like I can't believe I touched a white And lived

Like if I mean it's like When they tell you at a aquarium Like don't don't reach and touch the turtles And you're like well I'm gonna touch one I'm like I touched one Yeah I know you got Or if you're like a dolphin You're like I'll just let me put my hand over here

In the fucking thing And just It's gonna touch it oh I didn't mean to touch it And so I don't know if there's a mythology Like if you touch a white It's good luck or what but multiple like brushings of the skin but gentle very like gentle touching is wow and that's the first time it happened and I told I was having multiple more than once

in large crowds a little kid would touch my arm this is where Pan Pan yeah here's do you think that kid was from Pan or a tourist from a small town so that's the other thing that could be like he could have been from a village because this attracts I think two million extra people to this festival. So he could have been... Oh, wow. He could have never seen one. That's what I get a sense of at the Great Wall of China,

at any of the temples of Myanmar, or any place like that. It's like, they're class trip. They go into Washington, D.C. They're from Appalachia. They go to Washington, D.C. For their class trip, and they're like, whoa. It's like if you came from, like, a rural town in Indiana or something,

and you've never been to a big city, then you go to Washington, D.C., and you touch a homeless guy. Yeah, you're like, why, he's so dirty. Is he Buddhist? Is he a Buddhist? Buddhist? Did he make a vow of poverty or whatever? It's very similar to that. So you just have, oh, God, I love a fucking random festival.

Yeah. You're just like, that was not part of the plan. But there is a festival today, so let's do it. She just, my wife goes, oh, by the way, I think there's water festival going on. And I was like, what is that? She goes, I have no idea. She's like, I'm not Cambodian. And then it was this for like, we're there for three days.

It's this every day. Just blowing it out wild time. Like, just. going out on the streets just they all streets are shut down at night and you're just you're walking down the large roadways wow and it's all closed off it's all closed off now there is another casino to the right yeah and that one you have to like put your luggage it's like a tsa runs it you have to put your luggage through uh an x-ray machine and shit why i don't know because people are like going to blow up the the casino i have no idea tight security though bad beats yeah okay so you

get to Phnom Penh, have lucky have a fucking water festival. So this part was great. The overall navigating the city didn't love it. Went to some museums. We went, we drank the beer. We started getting into the beers.

My advice is when everybody's going, like with the motorcycles going, find a local trail. That's what we did. Yes. Let them block you. You must know the secret code. I'm just going to walk with you.

That's what we, I go when these guys cross, we're going. I don't know who. Let them be the block. Yeah. Let them, like,

but have them on the oncoming traffic side. Yeah. Of you, not the other way. And so, But then we immediately, after three days, we just wanted to acclimate to the time zone and everything. Oh, you had jet lag. Yeah, just to get the lay of the lane.

And also, this is where we first started getting ripped off for tucktucks. Okay. Like, we were like, oh, $3. This is like, so cheap. Wait, wait, wait, you told me yesterday, but say what it is. So we would go places, we would just hail them and then. Do you have tucktuck pictures? I do not.

I don't have tucktuck pictures. Okay, I can hear it. So this is tucktucks in Cambodia, which is just a, it's a cab. Yes, because there was some people who were staking it for rickshaws, which I don't know if rickshaws exist anymore, but... Rickshaw sounds like a racist term. Does it? It sounds like something you would call some ethnic person. You're like, look at this dirty Rickshaw.

Look at this fucking Rickshaw. So it's like this? Yes. That's a nice one, though. That is a nice one. No, that's go to the white one or up to the green one. Like these are more what weird. Don't they all kind of doll them up the way?

Oh, whoa. These are like official now. Yeah, these are pretty. These are like official. Yeah. This is what I was used to. A guy driving a thing. So in the smaller cities, that's what you have.

CMRE. Which honestly, those are better. The one with the scooter towing it is better. Those are more luxurious. And it's a motorcycle in front of you. Yeah. And none of these are built for. Don't they all have their own like little like flare inside of them?

Like see here on top of the ceiling? That's all him making all these posters and shit. Yes. Some of them have light displays. Like they're wild. Music will be. layering out of it. Oh yeah.

Because you've got to stand out in a crowd. Yeah. But so we started just taking tucktucks and we're like, oh, this is so cheap, two, three, four dollars. Yeah. But after a day we learned that's not, that's American prices. How are you saying, hey, I'll take you but $3? Because then I, yeah, and I got, we're like, how much is it to there? Like, great, we'll give them five.

But then I got the pass app, which is basically Uber for, I think it only were, at the time you could only download it if you were in Cambodia using like a Cambodian server because you can't download it before you get there might be able to now but uh you can hail it it's like Uber and then I started realizing all these rides were like what 60 cents oh there we go 60 cents on the pass app yeah is that just killing their economy or is that the real price that is the real price like I think that's what Uber did here and drove out all the cabs by like not paying not that how much queuesing you of anything. No, I think what happens is like,

because locals use it. Locals are charged. No way a local is paying like $4 every time they need to use a, uh, uh, tuck tuck. I think the real Cambodian price is like 80 cents. And we're always,

we're like, yeah, it's a dollar. Like for, because you can tip at the end. Um, but yeah, so everywhere we went,

it was literally less than a dollar. They would show up and get you or you'd be like, hey, here. It's the same. They give you like, because they also have like numbers on them. Well,

I said, we did. one time we got dropped off from a bus because our last night there we're going to stay at a place right next to the airport but we needed is still further away so we tried to hail i use the pass app out in front of the airport but out in front of the airport there's like 300 tuck tucks yeah and they're and they don't they just give you like a number and that number is the license player the tuck tuck tuck and so who gives you the pass app yeah so then i defined it this fucking guy found me i mean they're so because otherwise you're just going to sit there for what i don't know two hours waiting for somebody this guy found me and he was dying he goes my friends told me i would never find you and you're like he said this and i will always love you i was impressed we were both like we had a bond at the end or like dude i can't believe we found each other on this ride naming

i still stay in touch with him he's like send money now um and then we went to so here's the other thing about there's only one bus system that you should use to get around the country and it's giant ibis giant ibis don't take any of the other fucking buses this is the only bus that you

could they have good buses and the drivers aren't suicidal lunatics I don't think this is it that is it oh down here these are really nice buses okay now they don't go everywhere

but the let's just say the quality between the top of the line which is giant ibis and number two is like uh going to like a five star restaurant and then going to some guy's garage that's making soup so like this dude it's not far off look up this other guy virac buntham is the is the other do you have a picture of it i don't but you can look it up here it's um airbus it's not an air bus, but it's this, but they do vans a lot. Now, it looks great, but this is not what you're getting. We had to take one of these back. Yeah. And, uh, not bad to be honest. Yeah, but that's not it. And also, this is just a picture. Some random guy starts picking up people on the

street and then he'll, if it's two seats, he'll make you crab over to make it three seats. Really? Yeah, people, I think he has a deal picking up certain people like outside of the, uh, way you book it. normally. Camarra Times, the crash-prone bus companies have been warned. That's it. Dude,

it's the most terrifying, and I'm not even joking. And I've been shot at on the street. This was the most terrifying thing that I had ever been in. Three hours of a dude who,

because they also say don't drive the bus at night. So we didn't, but the bus was so late that we ended up leaving at night. And I swear to God, dude, my wife,

she just closed her eyes and put her head down and she couldn't watch. Oh. Because this dude, was he almost hit he almost ran over like six people he would drive on the other side of the road driving trucks off onto the shoulder normally you wait but he was like and he didn't know how to drive stick and he was blowing dude he was grinding the gears because they

while we were waiting for this guy to show up we kept asking people where is it so this one lady goes well let me check she went in the back and we didn't see her again two hours she never came back we asked another guy he just fucking he goes let's Let me check. He walked around and then went down an alley and he never came back. And there were other people there going, this is fucking insane. So finally it shows up and we realized. What happened to those two people?

No idea. To this day, I don't know. And I'm so worried. Don't ask. Don't check on the buses in Cambodia. It's my number one tip. Do not go out to check on the buses. Stay where you are.

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Let's get back to the episode. Um, we booked a seat on one of the, on this guy's bus system before this. Yeah. And we ended up sitting right next to the driver. Oh, really? And the driver was watching TV on his phone. Yeah. The whole time.

He had the phone here on the side. He's watching a program. He's just like this. And then when we start going off the road, he'd go, oh, they come back. But the other driver, this. guy i mean i'm telling you so i don't know i don't know if he just got his license and nobody showed him how to drive stick because they said the bus was having mechanical problems and i saw why i literally thought the transmission wouldn't make it because anytime he came to a town

he had to put it back into first and i've i drove i drew stick for 26 years yeah so i was like i felt like going hey man let me just give you some pointers here because this is not working out he was grinding it then he was shifting a second and he couldn't get it in and then you would go you try it like three times and i was like dude he's just gonna this is gonna blow the transmission out and he would make random stops and pick up strangers to me i think i don't know if they were they would give him cash and then they would sit it was just it wasn't even a bus it was a van they would sit on the floor or they would squeeze people over on a two-seater and make it's reminding me now it's like some like picking up and then i i'm some of it i wonder if it's cultural where it's like you're like you're like You just don't get it. Don't say anything. The stick shifts obviously like, I know how to do this. Yes. But the picking people up, you're like, but they're not official.

But you're like, actually, I don't know what official is here. What's not? So maybe. But I remember trying to get up once. Some family was like, oh, here take my. They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it was like, oh, are they not supposed to be here? Yeah.

You pay it. You have to get to see that's how it works. They pay less. They sit on the floor. They know the deal. They know the deal. He was dropping off packages. It's like a shipping ad bus company.

I'm into the comedy store. they'd be like you're not a comic here but like give me 20 bucks you're like all right I get it I don't like you're going that way you're not going to pick me up I'm an old lady I don't even fault the guy but it was his driving the way he was driving he was coming into these small towns

he almost hit like eight dogs but the passing at night the headlights were dog shit on this but he was in such a hurry I think to make up the time I don't know if he's going to get fired but he had to make up the time that he was late and so he was making taking passes at night in Cambodia and he didn't care if a car was coming in the other lane.

They were just going to have to run off the road. And he was going so fucking fast. I mean, it was truly one of the most terrifying. And I'm behind him. And I'm yelling. Dude, what are you doing? I swear. I go, hey, what the fuck, man?

And other people are yelling at too. And part of me was like, when he stops to deliver one of these fucking packages, I'm getting out. But then I go, but how am I going to get? I was going to camp pot. And I go, how would I even organize another ride to there? So I'm stuck in there. But I'm yelling at him. And he's not even responding.

And people in the back, every time he makes a pass, people are like, oh, my God. Like there's a semi. He would, he would like pull off. There would be behind a bus. And he would just crank the wheel. And then there'd be a semi coming right at us. And he'd either go back or the semi would just run off the fucking shoulder. and he just nothing stopped him i mean i get for as far as perseverance goes this guy was

he was like possessed i made it but i yelled at him so many fucking times i go stop what the fuck dude and he didn't i think he just didn't uh he never gave a reaction to anything so it's three hours of hell following everything that you shouldn't do don't drive at night don't take this fucking bus system um but we got there and uh yeah Yeah, so my advice, so you went to Giant Island. Camp pot? So we went from Pan to Seam Reap and then we went to the go see the temples. Okay.

And oh, and we went to the circus too. Circus in Seam Reap? Yeah. Okay. They have a circus there that is. All the time? Yeah, I think it's it's awesome. I mean, super talented performers like unicyclists on tight ropes and that kind of shit.

Oh, really? And I was like, I also thought, like, if something happens to these people, they don't really have a very good... Everyone said if you really have a bad medical need, you need to go to Thailand. You need to get out of there? Yeah, just go to Thailand. So then we went here. So, you know, you go to Anchor Watt. So would you have sunup or sundown?

This is sunup. So they get, you went there and they get you there like, the bus pick or the tour guide picks you up at like four. I was on a long-term thing. I couldn't do like tour guide prices stuff. I just got a Tuk-tok and take me out there. It's the same, though. It wasn't sun up. Wow, so you're over the water.

Look how pretty that it is. So you get there and then they get you and then so everyone's lined up for this. Chinese or not so much? A lot of Chinese. So we went, it was a, we left Thanksgiving 20203 and tourism was way down like by like 50%. One of the underrated positives of COVID. You get to places. I went to the Amazon

The day it opened That's good Opening day It was like Disneyland And nobody was there We're like Oh that's pretty cool And then you like

Then you came back to the main town From being like deep in the lodge And you see pictures Like wait Was I there? There's 80 people in this hut I was there alone Yeah

And like oh And so nobody And also that's why prices Were even less Like at CM brief We got a really nice Like one bedroom For $30 a night

and it had its own patio overlooking things um and then but we basically went there for this it's a seafood place it's like only local cambodians and it's amazing and it's ten dollars for like all the seafood that you would ever want is it this place that's it oh wow yes that's it and they don't speak they're not they're at the point where they don't even speak english you're just like this is i want like wow i was basically just like give me a bunch of seafood yeah because i'll eat it all i'm not super picky wow and it it was i think it was ten dollars each yeah for beers and just a shitload of fucking seafood yes this is the yes oh my god it's so outside it's and they just cook it outside but it just brings me back and there's like other seating around too

it's great wow and then we went after that then we went straight to the circus warmth outside you know oh and it's so fucking hot I mean it's so what do they serve there just crab they have they have everything all kinds of crab you can get regular fish I think shrimp I had a shitload of crab see the menu that's it that's why I just go we're just like bring us oh I guess give me one of the I didn't say that They sent a child over to basically Because it's family run

They were like They said a child who basically spoke a little bit of English Yeah Who was like here just Yes we'll get you this I go I'm not going to complain about anything here

I'm going to do all my notes here As we go So I definitely recommend this place I wish I would have gone We should have spent more time And see him reap Because then we realized We didn't realize that there was

like a touristy section yeah and it went coming back from the circus we saw that like the place where the the whites put their feet in the water and the fish like eat their dead skin cells and shit yeah I've done that yeah so they and then there was like all these American like American bars but we didn't see any of that it was in my episode I put it in somewhere something Thailand it was full moon party it was similar like it's like a district where there's like all the it's like all right we do all those yeah we drove by it and i was like this i didn't even know this was fucking here because we didn't but see you're really going for it for the anchors that's it yeah and i got a massage there do you have anchor beer

of course yeah anchor beer the uh what's there's like a a german it's like a german cambodian beer do you have any of this uh i was gonna i tried to find a place in new york that sold it and then Cambodia beer was the big one. Anchor and Cambodia beer? Yeah, that's why I was like, I don't know why the U.S. doesn't have USA beer.

Budweiser is as close to they get. But it's just call it. Cambodia right here. Yes. And where's this? Because these signs are everywhere. Where's the fucking. Oh, there's camp.

Okay, so Angkor, Cambodia, Tiger somewhere else. Yes. I had all of these. Kingdom beer. Cambodia and Angkor. I definitely had these two. Cambodder extra stout. There's an orange one that was on every bill.

Oh, right there. What is that one? Where? See taste test? Yeah. Go to the right. Go to the right. No, right on the taste test pick.

Okay, which one's that? Yes. Gonsberg. Gonsberg. Yes. It's like German Cambodian. It's on every. If people want artwork like in their hut, they'll just hang a Gansberg sign.

Do you know about Budweiser? No. It's Czech beer. Unrelated. Really? Delicious. Like hearty. But, oh, so zero relation.

Yeah. It is, I mean, all the be, it's so fucking hot, though. It's, I mean, holy shit, wait, but, so did Budweiser steal it from them? I don't know. Did Seinfeld steal commuting cars getting coffee from the guy who pitched to him and waited too long to sue him? Sued out for $100 million. $100 million. It's like all the riches in the world.

He goes, it's a guy talking to another guy. I did this. It's like when Mark Maron's like, I should have never ushered in the interview. You mean like Stern didn't do it first than everybody. It's so funny. Yeah, I ushered it. Did you though?

He's like, I really wish I had started this trend of comedians talking to people. You don't think we were talking? That's so funny. But Jerry, you never talked to anyone. You literally were a standoffish jerk. I'm the one who said Why don't you be outgoing? I like how you could make

You could sue for $100 million By going But yes, they're not sitting in chairs They're sitting in cars I like too And people are like When I was doing some podcasts in the car Like you stole this from this

Or five years earlier I was doing it audio only in the car I just didn't have video yet What are you talking about? Everything has been done I mean Except one thing All of it is just a cheaper format

Of the talk show Like the interview Doing people. The talk show is best we can. They're like, yeah, but I didn't use a $10,000 camera. I don't have any Cambodian booze, do I? I was, I looked. I had booze from everywhere so I can like serve it in this.

This is from Dominican Republic, my Mawanna. Maybe we can have this tomorrow for fucking early bachelor. It's disgusting. But I went to get, I was going to do a podcast with Sean, with Sean Patton on Cuba. And I went to go to the place and I was like, do you have any Cuban beers? Like, no, I'm like, damn, where can I get like a Cuban beer? The guy goes, there's an.

embargo for 60 plus years and I was like oh he goes so the answer is nowhere and I'm like oh not like a specialty shop after Astor wines if Astor wines doesn't happen it just doesn't have it I was trying to find there there's like a Cambodian restaurant like up on the north side from here but they would have one or two I bet yeah but they would also like I can't I know how much they cost I'm not I can't pay American prices for kids I'm not paying 12 bucks that's that's that's my months rent there yeah no fuck that dude they're like and I would just

buy a shitload because it was like 25 cents a beer god they were so good do they come in those 20 ounces no they would no I think maybe you could get bottles we just bought cans okay it was all just every time we would pack up we would have to leave

like five dollars worth of beer in the fridge because we're like oh we overestimated how much we thought we were going to Let them have it. Yeah, I go great for the next person. But so yeah, CM Reap, we went there. And then we went to a place called Bottom Bong. Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

You got to tell them about the temple's a little more. Okay. Yeah, you can't just skirt by the fucking. I forgot. Are those one of the wonders of the world? No, they're predated them. The front of the world came out before these were discovered. Yeah, this isn't like Machu Picchu where I told you this.

Machu Picchu I found out was built in like 1546. Yeah. Like there's, there's barns in England that. that are 500 years older than them Which was disappointed me a little big I don't know why I think because I just thought They were 2,000 years old I thought it's before predated time

Yeah but this shit's like old and also you can climb on all of it Okay hook it up you can fucking you it does not matter They don't give a fuck okay so this is just the sunrise So this is before you've even gone in this is before I will go in yeah okay This is this is this you can sort of see zoom it back up one back up one back up one back up one Back up one back up one zoom in on that one in the middle up forward one now zoom in on that this is what you're hoping for it that kind of thing yes and you wow look at it this is the big one sunlight but this is the one everyone goes to but honestly it's not my

favorite no top rom fucking million of tough rom is better a ton or better this one uh this is probably my favorite let me wait who's this who's that that lady so this is look at this one is wow this looks like a fucking postcard this one's my favorite this thing is beat too fuck And it inside is like a labyrinth. Is that top from or no? It might be. Hold on. Let me look at this.

I'm terrible with remembering all. This guy's giving you information. I was like, this is top from is it the same thing? Come on. Wait, is it because I went like this? No, no.

Is this tough from? Is this that? Wait, the one with the trees is you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. No, this is not that one. This is not that one. No. This is even another one.

This is another one. This one is more beat up. Who cares where the name. Yeah. So. To be honest, yeah. So this is like the one that I guess the tour guides go to the last. But it's pretty big.

It's huge. And the inside I liked even better because it was like a, it was a maze. Labyrinth. I remember this one. Yes. And everything and you're like some of it you have to like jump and climb over fallen stones and stuff. Yeah, I think I went on the outside of this one. Right here.

Yeah. Yes. You can go on the outside. Yeah, I think I just, because I was by myself and I was like, all right, take it all in. I just kind of went on a walk. Can I just say once again? I'm going to keep saying this. These phones are crazy.

crazy. Oh yeah. I mean, this is the mind-boggling. This is the picture here, right? You're like, okay, I'm pretty much saying everything. Really? There's a human there. Where? I know. There's some there. There's a human. Like, not just that. There's a human with a jacket and a hat. And that lady's wearing a scarf and there's someone in the building. And you can

just make that out on a zoom in. It's fucking crazy. And this isn't even a good... He's got a boner. Yeah, so I went over here and I just went this way around it. Yeah. And I went up to where that car is. There's a car. there's random people over to the all the way to the right look at that that's a car over there

it's a fucking jeep that's a nice one that's a nice one it's a better that's one of the better cambodian cars that's a Cambodian seat there's oh there are people to the right it's crazy these poach anyway anyway but yeah I remember walking on the outside of it and just feeling just like casualness this is what I like also there was this one was not regulated at all like there was nobody around there's no guards or anything if you wanted to climb to the top of that fucking thing, nobody's going to stop you. Wow. And there was a bunch of these. Like, for me, the anchor

watt one, like, definitely is the most well preserved, or one of the most well preserved. And they have a lot of learning things. Like, you can learn a lot of shit. But 100% as far as climbing and fucking around, this one and a couple of others, smaller ones, were

like, fucking really cool. Okay. Don't even look up the name, guys. It's fine. Don't. Just, if you go there, look for this picture. Yeah. No, I mean, The anonymous legitimately do not look up the names Okay, go ahead Let me see where this This is the same picture of the other one

Oh, okay, so wow Yeah, this one's pretty sweet one This is the tree one. This is Tomb Raider Yes This is for Is this the one with the faces That are like in the rock too? Faces

Oh yes Pretty much head size Their head is the size of your whole body I feel like a few of them had that Okay Yeah, yes Where they have actual This is the main

tree. That might be incrawi. Yeah. The same. Both of these are the same. So look at how the tree grows.

Zoom it. That's all covered. It's what do you? What the fuck? Okay. Wow. Look at it. Look at this.

Look at that. Look at this. That's a fat. That's a, that's Korean. Look at this. That's how you tell. In that region, if you see a fat Asian. Look at these people.

Wow. That guy's selling, he's got cases of shit. If you see a fat Asian in an Asian area, because I was like, look, I think in Cambodia actually. We were talking about it. There was like there's no Cambodian fatties. And I was like, there's one. And some guy goes, that's Korea and you're racist. He raises pieces of shit.

All the fats are. Yeah. They're not even Chinese. You know the, you know, the insignia for like Maine is like, you know, or like Maryland is MD and like California's CA. Yeah. You know what Korea's? What is it?

L.B. It's a long way. I didn't even wait for that. I just made it up. There's a bit. Yeah, you got a new bit. Then no one would know outside. Stay two for it in the next Netflix special.

Stuff almost no one will get. That would actually be a good special. Wow. Look at it. I mean, it's just, so this is all covered up completely. Look at that. Look at this. This is like a Europe.

This lady. What is this lady? She's either German in bread. For sure. In breeding. Or like a. She seems like a clown or like a demon, something from the depths. I think she's definitely from the depths, whatever that would be.

She's definitely from Europe. Yeah, in breeding country. And then it's like 50 of these. And it's growing. I love how the life of a tree will just go. You ever see one on a cliff side of a cliff? Yes. You're like, how?

Like someone, oh, there, look that. Oh, I thought you saw a cockroach. You see it? Yeah. The head and the thing. Can you see from that phone? Yes, yes, yes. You went to that one.

That's gone. I went to So that day lasted 12 hours 12 13 hours And we saw so much shit That it was almost too much You get templeed out in the region Yes

It was too much to take in almost I would There was so much information being thrown at you And read And also like Since I'm dyslexic The reading part Taxes my brain to the point

That I was like I can't retain Yeah When I was on the outside Walking around I was like Yeah She's got to walk and see

soak this in it's kind of like when you're like go somewhere you're like we're gonna go to see museums after like two days of museums you're like I can't take any more information you can't read a you can't read a fucking caption right next to it anymore it's like I just it's like enough I get about an hour and a half at the Met and then I'm done and then because I learned all about the cool systems of like hell and and I don't I couldn't if I told it to you it would make zero sense um so then yeah so it's like it's 12 hours of this and anchor Watts just one of Did they tell you how this was discovered

All these How it was this? Oh did they tell us Did they tell you yeah Yeah but I don't remember any of it So there was this guy who discovered And we were like oh wow I discovered it and then they turns out That's not who discovered

40 years earlier A Christian missionary was there And it was all uncovered in like Because it had been Wait this is an anchor watt Yeah Okay this all of them But the first ones

It's been abandoned so covered up by trees And you know just like that tree took that, hundreds of trees took over and just couldn't see it from the jungle. It was outside of town. Yeah. It's outside of C.M. Reap. So it's like you just couldn't see it. Even flying overhead, you don't see it. It's completely uncovered. And some guy

was on a hike, some Christian missionary, and he was like, and he came across it. And he thought it was an abomination. It was so antichrist. He said, no one should know. He told a few people at his parish and they're like, yeah, keep that quiet. And then no one discovered it for another, however many decades. And some other guy came by. I was like, what? This is awesome.

They guys, no, no, no, it's shitty. He goes, I'm going to make so much money. He goes, no, no, no, no, it's shitty. What a dick. What a dick. I'm sure they told us this. First time Christians ever got it wrong. That, you know what?

Sometimes Christians are on to something and sometimes they're not. That child. You imagine that being like, this place, what a fucking shit hole. Let's put more leaves over it so that nobody finds it. It's like with somebody, there's like a classic car and somebody's in their backyard in the woods. Yeah. And some guy goes, oh, that thing sucks. Let's throw more garbage on top of it.

Some guy goes, what this is fucking, it's old 9-11. Yeah. Wow, what a dickhead. Look at that thing, though. Okay, so you go. And by the way, these are all over. They're all, but we went to Bottom Bang. There was more temples there.

How old are these things? I think thousands. Bottom Bong had, really? Interesting. Bottom Bong has its own, like, we would go and there would be just a temple on the side of the road and we're like, can we just pull over and see that? And they're like, yeah, but why? We're like, he's like, I drive by this on my way to work every day.

It's like stupid. And they're like, no, no, no, we want to go in and climb it. There is that general debate on a, on the debate, but like a travel idea or idea in general. It's like the famous one versus one that's unfamous. Sometimes you're equal. Sometimes it's a little worse to be unfamous, but no line, which actually makes up for it. Yeah. Like if you're waiting more than an hour to get a slice of Joe's, you're retarded.

Yeah, because there's other places. It's an A minus. Yes. I have a rule where I won't wait in line I'll either get there early Yeah But I'm not gonna wait two hours for something So Mammafuku is

It's like if you're there It's like there's always a line But it's like I'm a resident of the city So like if I walk by and there's zero line I'm like lunch right now I'm like now I'll go Yes I'm not gonna go on weekends

But Cambodia is like that You're like Thailand Yeah You know is busier for sure But I want to go to the place And that sounds like One of the lesser known Cambodian spots

Yeah It's like we went to Poland. Poland's amazing. People don't go there because only Polish people and Germans travel around Poland because it's not known. Everyone's like, I'm going to Czech Republic. I'm going to go to Prague and stuff like that. But there's

equally cool cities that are just as cheap. We went to Zion, me, Lists, Beckion and Tolamash. And we stayed at some place in Zion. It was pretty cool. And the guy was like, all right, here's show you how to drive to all the big hikes. Just so you know, you can also walk out in this property. There's nobody here. It's a big cliff way that way. And we did. There's like, there's also like, uh, hieroglyphics from the Indians. Really?

Oh, in his, yeah. I'm like, oh, and literally, we pass one guy coming into the hieroglyphs as we're coming out. That's it. And then the more famous hikes are cooler, but Chinese everywhere pushing. Yep. That's the problem. It's not serene. Wherever the Chinese tourists are, you just find the opposite.

This, this, there's two things I have in my head when I say this advice about Chinese people. it's the pyramids i saw them show up on the bus but i already known because of here because of this place or anchor watt actually anchor what i think the famous one that's more well preserved yeah when they got there it got so overrun that the advice is you see the bus the chinese unload take your last pictures and go home the fuck out don't say this is unfair act as if it's the rain yeah you can't complain that's where they are you should have got there earlier because they don't get their first thing take your last pictures and go home you did as much as you were gonna by the way there will be just as cool spots yeah there always are like people that if you

go to paris and you there's one there'll be a super famous place that you have to go around the corner there's going to be equal quality restaurants that are the fucking same that nobody's at yeah you just got to go to those yeah i 100% agree and that's why literally like i knew that tourism was way down so everything's going to be way cheaper and there's not going to be any lines and there was never any crime how much was a tour tour was like 40 a person but we also got plus entry fees into the temples that was everything yeah wow and we got which doesn't even when we get the bottom bong there's a tour yeah this is also part of the tour you get to go that's that's cm reap that's this is like a village inside there and then you get to go in there

and stir this. And this is their candy. It's this coconut dessert. It's like a ball inside of it. I don't know what it's called. And then you get to go up there

and we get to stir it. The levels of this would not be allowed at an American restaurant. That's what I loved about the temples. First of all, it's resting on bricks. It's going to dump over. Burn this guy's sandal feet.

That too. Hey, You can't be in the kitchen with sandals. Absolutely not. We have standards here. That's the least of these things. And so then this, we later, we ate this then for lunch at a place. And it's like, they're basically like sugar.

And then it's wrapped in like some sort of like coconut or something. You have the finished product? No, I don't. The problem is I always tell when I travel with my wife, I go, take a picture of this. You take a picture. That's the thing. Whenever you shop with anybody, it's like, hey, do this for me. So, ooh, wow.

So this one's great. Dude, I climbed to the one you just showed me. No, this is a different, this is it. This is just a random one. You see this? Oh, this is the one you said, just pull over? Yeah. Oh, my God.

This is one of them. And so this one's like on the tour. You could, I just climbed. Look, it says no climbing. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I go, can I climb there? He goes, yeah, but just don't use the stairs. Climb on the side of the fucking wall.

Because they say we don't want you using the stairs. That's why there's a sign there and not somewhere else. So you had to climb up the wall. So you climb up the wall. Like a fucking Spider-Man. Um. And this is at the top. I think there's more to this also down below.

But yeah, I mean, they're just like littered all over the entire fucking country. Now they do say still like if you're going to go hiking or something, like you have to stay on a trail. Why? Because there's landmines. There's still lots of landmines all over the place. Yeah. That's why they have the rats. Dude, we went to a landmine museum and see them reap where they had the rats and they trained them there.

And then they had the guys who are their handlers for like their whole life. And like there's something. They're like, yeah, a year ago, a farmer got his leg blown off. Here's a photo of that. He was just out plowing. He was tilling and then finally got on it. This guy's blind because he was picking up something and tripped a landmine and blow up in his face. I mean, there's, here's the craziest thing of all, of all, whatever wars were, you know.

But like, were we at war in Laos or Cambodia? No. Why do they have all these lips? Because they're like, they were afraid they might bring arms through there. They were, so yeah, did you, do you hear the story about it? Like Nixon and Kissinger just concocted this. I guess three people in the whole world knew this. Yeah.

Kissinger, Nixon, and then the guy, the military guy in Cambodia that was calling on the raids. And they would burn all the orders. So like, they pretended it didn't happen. And so they would just bomb it because they go the Viet Cong, even though Cambodia was neutral in Vietnam. They said the Viet Cong were using it. And so they were just putting mines and just dropping bombs for four years. This is how the Khmer Rouge got in. And then never took track of them to go lift him up. That's why they're like. And then Kissinger was mad because he's like the cat. He hated that like a third world country wouldn't bend to the will of the U.S.

And then when he died, they're like, uh, it's a complicated history with kids. You're like, no, the guy just, he killed. And by the way, they estimate 50 to 150,000, the U.S., Cambodians were killed in these air raids. But they say that it's more like 300 to 500,000 fucking, it's wild. And they were also just like mostly far. Like the Viet Cong may have been using their farmland to cut across, but they're just like, I wish that guy wouldn't use my property. But they're like, let's blow these fucking guys up.

This is like whenever I hear about anything in like Israel and Palestine's like how dare you kind of shit. It's like, and fair, you know, less killing always. But like, who are you? Aren't you an American? That's like me going, dude, you don't fucking put drugs in someone's drink. You're like, oh, true, but who's saying it right now? I know. They're like, we're mad that people are.

I did that years ago. Yeah. I did that in our lifetime, but longer ago in our lifetime. And then every bomb dropped. I'm literally still doing it right now, but I don't like this new one that someone else is doing. they're like people we still are like you know what we also need these people to know where the bombs are made they're buying it they'll just say made the USA I want you pulling a American flag on metal out of your child's arm and then later you're like gonna be pissed about it same as we got pissed when people did shit over here we're like the same reaction is other places pretty it's pretty funny to me but you still can't go like they still recommend they're like if you're gonna go to the jungle and shit like don't go off a trail at all because there is there's so many landmines that have still not been found that they still do go off even in modern times you think they just like go bad after a while but i mean this has been 60 years i think some of them do but there's some of them might be duds but they still like blow up in weird ways like there's still be a little bit that's still potent so they'll like blow up in your face but it won't kill you but it'll make you blind or make you blow off your fingers or late 60s to early 70s yeah 69 to 73 or something 50 something years yeah wow and they will go it's interesting how they do it they lay out like a grid and how they have then these rats go through there um but it is wild that they use these giant fucking rats hold on april to june 1970 secret bombing this involvement included secret bombing raids the cambodian incursion which is april to june of 1970 and continued military operations

including air support and bombing. Crazy. They said they dropped like 500,000 tons of bombs on the fucking land. It's, I mean, and also, so there's not a lot of dude,

you know, if there's mostly old women, but there's not very many old dudes. Because when the Khmer Rouge came in, you know, they would kill dudes and then they would also send them to go fight and stuff and they would die.

Yeah. So it is a very, uh, it's a very, female run country because they weren't left with a lot of dudes oh interesting and so um you will see mostly old women wow it's but then when we went to uh when we went to bottom bong bong we didn't go to the killing fields we're like hey we'll go back to pan oban bong bomb's where the killing fields is no pan pan outside pan pan pan is so we're like we'll go back

early because we don't have we didn't have like a set itinerary because sometimes you're like we want to stay here longer killing fields is a weird one because it's part of trauma tourism yes and i don't i'm totally fine with skipping that i feel like once like i went to uh dock how in germany but then in poland i didn't go to auschwitz because i was like i don't know how many of these i need to say yeah i was like this is i was like i don't know how many more of these i need to see yeah like i understand just go take a schvitz and think about it's So we didn't but we so we did go to the killing cave That's the killing cave? I don't know about that one

So it's in bottom bond Did you get to kill? They do they give you a fake baby You beat it on the rock and then you throw it down into the cave And after we saw that we go I think we get it We don't really need to see you have pictures of this I don't have pictures of this oh we didn't take pictures because we thought it was a little like Yeah we're like Why do I want pictures of the cave?

Well, luckily, other people have a complete lack of respect. Oh, there's a pile of bones that you can go see at the bottom of the cave. This? Go up to the right corner. Click on that. I think that's the bones. Yeah, so those are the bones they found. They're the killing field.

So you didn't miss much. It's bones of bones. Yeah. They're a little shorter than the American bones overall. Those are the adults they found. Because, okay, so there's this cave is, there's two openings. One's for throwing children's hat on a rock, throwing them in. And the others for pushing, hitting.

adults up atop there's like a little hole above it and that's where they hit you in the back of the head and then you fall into the cave and you fall far and so those bones are at the bottom of the first section but I didn't take any pictures

as like what am I doing? Why? Rue was an interesting thing I think Pol Pot legitimately no offense is my favorite of all the mass murderers I'm the most interested in him he didn't get killed no he stayed alive and for like 30 more years

in his own region in the north I believe that some of these some of the big guy that were worked with Pol Pot I think some of them are still in prison alive to this day they're like in their 80s prison I don't mind because like hey we don't do

the killing thing but they'll talk about they'll be and like they'll talk about their relationship it was not that long ago which is crazy for some reason I don't know why you think it's like this was 100 years ago but this was this is up until like 1990 come on bro yeah I think he got poisoned by his men

when he was like in his late 70 years early 80s I think that's how he died I think you're right yeah because he was so he died from not not the Pol Pot era fucking Khmer Rouge he died from later shit yeah he's like he had fucking gout

from eating too many well also I think he'd be digging up poison he was like you fuck your friend's neighbor so he's like that's what gets me That's what gets me. It was kind of wild. But it's funny when, so.

Never on the list of top killers. He is on the list of top killers. I put him on there. Also, the guy we went with, his dad was killed by the Cameroos. They also saved the most money. Most Jewish of all the killers, not the Nazis. Yeah. Didn't use bullets.

Didn't use bullets. Yes. Oh, so they have all these like, okay, so look, they're being stuck. Like, these are their, uh, this is outside the killing cave. Yeah. They have all these things because he, this is what's happening to all these people in one of these levels of hell

they're all being poked and shit by people that they murdered so the people in here are like the murderers like they have one where it's like someone climbing a tree and another guy shoving a spear up his asshole yeah I saw that I think it's a

If you go down to those ones below too There's more Yeah so there's like yeah there's that's the one So this is all going on together at the same time But it's there to make people feel better which I think in America we should have that too. It's like, don't worry in hell they're hurting. Yeah.

Is that a report or is that? Well, like if you have like what would be great, especially because we're in New York right now is if at the 9-11 memorial, you just have like white dudes forcing the hijackers to suck their dicks and stuff like that. It would make people feel better. They're like, oh, they're good. And also, if you're like an Afghani or someone who's still loyal to like whatever, you'd be like, damn.

You're like, duh, you fucking this pisses. So they'd shove you this far down. Yeah. Okay, so the hole is up above this. Like, you can walk. There's another trail that will take you up there. And they bash you to make you incapacitated and then shove you down to where you're going to almost die from the fall. It's a whole like half the size of this room.

They put you on your knees and then they smash you in the head with a rock, which usually won't kill you. But then you'll fall and then hopefully that will kill you. But sometimes people were not, you're not getting out. Yeah, and they're going to throw somebody on top of you anyway. Break a leg at least. Yeah. Or like you're paralyzed, but you're eventually. But then literally so right, just to the left.

they have the there's a giant rock and then they would just take the babies and they would just smash their head and they would throw them in the pit so after that i was uh i was like i don't think i need to go to the killing fields it's a lot of the same it's like why is this tree growing crooked it's like that was about the size and they're telling these baby teeth and it's like how much can you take like it is uh you leave there feeling awful yes that was the other thing i was like i i get it and also the guy he explained it to us also he had no he didn't know who Henry Kisinger was or anything like their interpretation of what happened does not involve the US really is a Buddha down there now sleeping Buddha I think so and if you but you go way down there and there is this where the bones and stuff are but if you want to go on the best tour yeah mr. Kim's tour I'll give it up for that generally this one don't be about mr. Kim mr. Kim's tour dude this guy is the fucking best his his his his Ratings were so good. Okay, he takes you for over eight hours.

He picks you up in the morning. Do you know how much he charges? Now, he may have raised his rates. Okay, so let me tell you. He takes you to go see the French architecture and bottom bomb. You got to meet him there? No, he picks you up at your place. I'll also, I'll, I'll, no general meeting place.

He picks you up at your place. He goes, where are you? I come get you. The total all day tour for two people was $40. He also, you get lunch. He takes you to this. villages to go see rice fields he takes you rice fields is bobby lee's family rice fields is their marshals fields it's a ball there oh this is the five six hour one

only nine dollars but you did the eight hour one i did for two people yeah i think so for two adults it's 18 but i don't know he may maybe tourism is so bad that he had to lower it even more but look it is that he's got a badass tuck tuck that's very comfortable yes very comfortable mr kim is fucking rocking it he speaks perfect english that helps he goes with you even like when you have to park the bike and you have to hike up he's gonna hide some of these guys are like you go i'm not gonna fucking he brings water you don't have to bring anything he brings all the waters you want you go to this train five star 33 five star reviews no other reviews you'll see ours on there probably no way stop

Okay, let's hear. Monica first. When I arrived in Bottombong, I wasn't quite sure what to expect. The city felt rough. The heat was intense. Everything's rough. And after the charm of C.M. Reap, I was a bit hesitant. Honestly, bottom bong, I thought blew C.M.Reepe away. You thought it was going to be the bottom of your trip.

It was a top. It was top bong. Then I met Kim, kind, funny, and full of local knowledge, who offered me a private Tuk-took tour. Who, lady, good luck with that. Sounds terrible. It turned out to be one of the best decisions of my entire trip. Oh.

If this is in Chad Survivors.com, you'd be like, oh, okay, it's different. It looks like they fucked. It sure does. We spent four amazing hours exploring the countryside. Kim took me to Wat Banan, where we climbed 365 steps. You did that? Yeah, yeah. I have a picture.

Let's see that. It involves my wife. Okay. I'll just read the last line. If you're headed a bottom bong, do yourself a favor. Oh, she's British. And book. I fucked it up.

And book a tour with Kim. him you won't regret it thanks monica that was april 20 that's recently solo she oh she went solo i could see her being like worried about the solo you got a picture of it i do yeah this i'm gonna find yours you pretend they always do that right leave me a five-star review on trip advisor and some point you're like you know what i'm going for it are you are you hana f no it'll be under oh for reviews yeah no look up uh it'll be under are you put be to be here's where okay so this is the top of that place when'd you go when was this this was like a year and a half ago okay rod you're not rod are you uh look oh it'll be like november 2023 okay wow this keeps

going back wait winter and snowflake oh that's a person from start to finish we enjoyed every minute of this tour is this us could have imagined a better guy than can't Kim. He was incredibly kind, friendly and a comedy. No, it's not. This guy rules. Dude, he's the best. Kim's the guy. Yeah. And it's, what a price.

What a price. When it was yours? November what? 23. Yeah. It would be November or December. Okay, there's September. March 24. We're narrowing in.

Anisa. Explore. That's January. November Inge No September Isha

Fuck, okay They deleted your fucking thing Maybe it was on Google No she left it On Tripit Well anyway She I read it

Really It's on Google She left 23 you sure Yeah We went November 23 to December Oh so maybe it's in January

Maybe it's when you got back Oh maybe it could have been Okay hold on Believe that Explore 0599 888 her number who put their number in there wait what does it say

I'll know her writing great tour with Kim Kim is a very kind guide who is very well informed he took us to the killing cave which is very impressive that can't be impressive no that's not that's not

Grian P can't be that that's January Anisa S no actually let me look at this text message because ass is bitch

oh here she sent me well don't read these okay Oh, here it is. I'll read the review. Kim's Tour's BottomBong. Hands down, the best tour I've ever taken anywhere. We went all over BottomBong,

not only to some can't miss tourist spots, but also, and then it says more, but it's a screenshot. So she didn't. So this is on Google. This must be Google. Yes, he's got a bunch of reviews on Google. I think Google, TripAdvisor is weird.

You get a lot of people that are mad on TripAdvisor. They were all loved them on that, though. Um, yeah, yeah, but you, I think Google is the better one of the deal. Oh, yeah, she sent me some photos from the top of the. Wow. Where is that? Is it the top? I'll, I'll get, let's fit.

We'll finish this and then we'll get. So we hiked through this jungle that has angry monkeys in it that will attack you. But, um, let's finish Kim's bottom bomb and then we'll go back. I'm not going to make the jokes I want to make. I've got to update my jokes I've just got to update them sometimes I think I've made that joke enough times

and just apply to a different fucking person to it and I'm going to move on you're maturing I'm maturing more mature RRRG's like it's wrong I've just I've covered it so this is the one where you walk

where this British lady was talking about wait oh these are just more monkeys oh I love monkeys but this guy was some of them get mad at you slow down slow down

okay so this is like the top of this where she was talking like where who was talking the lady so who was talking which lady the British lady where she said we walk up the three or six five steps yeah and so uh he goes with you and it's hot as fuck see I took of this one because that look at those nips wow wow hold on hold on let me see those nips oh juicy bro those are juicy nips real juicy oh yeah the blood coming out of them and then she would squirt milk at you. What? And they would be a dick.

Wow. Look at that. And this is just like an old. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. So this is the temple

at the top of the 365 steps? This one though, I think you walk. Okay, so it veers off. There's like, I think the killing caves is on the left. And then you go to the right is like this other temple.

It's a long, it's a little bit of a long wall. Did you do this after the anchors? You did. Yes. This is, so we went Padong Pan. Here's some advice for the,

the whole region for the whole Southeast Asia it's temple heavy choose your temples in the right order because there's pretty much two that are the best yeah and you don't want to lead with those and then have like just me yeah oh it's a solid gold fucking church who gives a fuck you want to start with a solid gold church and then move up to like all the encores and then and bottom bung is full of these of temples they have a lot so this the view up there wow look how rustic the fucking oh yeah it's like it's just all it's gonna fall apart

the deck yes and it's not a big country so like this is not it wasn't that far away from Thailand like that Vietnam when we went down to Campa and stuff yeah we're very close to the Vietnam border

he's like oh you go to Vietnam over there okay so it's down here yeah so and then this is this right here is Vietnam yeah and so if you go south and then over here is what that's at the end of Thailand that's Thailand yeah but if you go uh who's got this what is oh yeah that's Cambodia that's Cambodia that's Cambodia so this up here is also Cambodia no that's Thailand okay so that's the edge of Thailand it goes to right there yeah and look at that little sliver that is their

Gaza strip who's little sliver of Thailand wait is there some on the outside look at that look how fucking they're like we're going to take the This little, we're going to take that little slice right there, which is bizarre. Why wouldn't you just cut it off? Like not out. Is there a city and beach? Look at this. Who's this?

Benlock border government center. Wow. And what's this? Narrowest part of Thailand. How narrow is it? Look at that. Look how cool that is. There's a sign.

The narrowest part of Thailand. What is it? Like 40 feet? I don't it's so small it's probably like a mile it's crazy I know why why don't why I cut it off why not just cut it off up top

because they're like we can't like Cambodia right there that's a resort this is the Laudeville resort oh look at that oh look at that actually awesome to be honest yeah fucking awesome for sure oh we went kayaking

yeah by the way someone just picked you up and they go the kayaks are down over there just grab one yeah just bring them back and then when we got back nobody was there and we're like how do we get back to where we're staying and there some guy goes

what were you doing here and then we're like he's like I can drive you in my truck look at that line that's clearly a man made after the fact line of where the border is when it's a straight line like that that's not anything and they're like we want

we want some more beach so we're just gonna well we beat you in a war so another thing is we're gonna maybe build resorts here at some point you guys can't you can land here okay so that's camp pot i looked in once from a city here you went in there yeah so you were close to the region yeah and i went up a mountain on a hike and you can see into vietnam and then i took so we were in the same like did you uh by the way then i took the may kong which i think is up here here back up to Pan. So we were going to do that.

We were going to take, but it has to be the right season. Oh, really? Yeah, you can't do it every whenever we went. They're like there's too much mud and it won't work to go. We're going to take it to like up up north. But they're like, nah,

not right now is good. You have to wait right after the rainy season or something. Yeah, so I was right around here and then I went the river I guess this way. oh that's awesome around and then this and then you get out right there stamp your passport get back in and go up how long did it take you all day but honestly it was like being on the may kong delta on like a fairy kind of i'm sure people got on every once in a while they'll sell us like

chicken and stuff yeah it was awesome like that alone would if i went up and back would have been like i would have done that oh for sure i just thought it would take day like if it took days that would be awesome too yeah it was one day and then we could got out on the dock in Phnom Penh and then I went to the city. That's fucking great. It was so because I went to there from Ho Chi men. So from here

down to this region and then the river back up. It's all, especially you live in America where you're like, you could drive eight hours in California and still be in California. Yeah. Like around here, or you go other countries like eight hours, you're like, we pass through three countries already. Yeah.

We're three different, completely different cultural things. Yeah. So in canpot, too, they have the camp pot pepper. What is that? It's like champagne. Like you can only get this pepper in the camp. But this isn't. Oh, it's like the campup.

I'll show you. I'll, because we got suckered in. It's good, dude. We're still using canned pot pepper. What do you mean? It's just an actual pepper. But it's so good. What?

They have different kinds of camp pot pepper. So there's two different campot pepper places. One's like a famous French place. And we went to this tuck tuck truck driver. He goes, you want to go to the, the tourist spot where everyone goes or you want to go like where there's no tourist but it's the same pepper

and you'll get a way better experience I go no tourists and he goes okay and who would say I mean this is that a leading question because he knows he's going to choose no I will say he goes look that place is cool it's like a it's like an old French

Kim no this is a different guy because we're in camp pot but okay nobody's Kim though yeah no kid dude you got here I'll finish this these photos were up. Do you call him kimchi? Because we haven't even got to the bat cave.

Wow, look at this. And there's a, so there was a retarded guy at the bat cave. Look at the fucking old versus like this view. Oh, yeah. It's, wow. This is when I first, I literally shaved my head. I paid a guy $2 to shave my head and see him reap. That's when I started shaving my head because it was too hot.

Oh, geez. Oh, really? She just shaved off. Yeah. burn look at this and this is kim kim took this photo really he goes give me the photo that is look look how wet my shirt is zoom it on this shirt oh my god wow i mean it is soaked look at my nips oh yeah you got better nips than that monkey that's what i took the photo dude i came home from this whole region and everywhere it's like this from miymar to indonesia to

Cambodia to whatever. It's all the same temperature, right? Yeah. It's like all there. So, I mean, actually Cambodia is like pretty far south. Maybe Vietnam too, but in the nation, whatever, it's all there. So I came home from all the humidity and the heat. You get it.

And then that next, I came home in April and we did a sober October challenge where you had to do Bikram Yoga. Oh, he must have crushed. I crushed it. And Rogan didn't. not believe me. I was like, it's not that hard. And he goes,

you're an actual beakerum, the hot yoga. I'm like, yeah, what's the temperature at? And I'm like, here, I send out a picture. It goes, in most of the humidity, I'm like, Joe,

I was in this for four straight months. I had two days in the mountains where it wasn't this hot humid every single day. And it is so brutally hot that they shut, they shut down things from like noon to two is like nobody is. The stretching shit is hard, but the heat part was not my issue. It,

like the heat is. Try sleeping at it. Oh, yeah, it's hard to do fucking stretches. Try sleeping for eight hours in this with mosquitoes at you. Also, I do recommend these. We got these bands. Tiva? Oh, they're like citronella bands?

They work? They worked. They had them on our wrists. I've seen those. And on our ankles. Did you get them out there? Amazon. Really?

And my wife makes our own repellent, you know, like mosquito repellent. It's like these essential oil. No, they love my body odor, dude. They love to smell of my balls more than anything. They're just hovering around. uh because i and also i wear like long sleeve and i wear a hat because i don't do sunscreen and we talked about this i'm anti sunscreen anti-sumatic screen uh i use zinc if i'm going to use it but i try not to use anything i just cover up you got to get a certain amount of sun anyway yeah uh so

yeah okay so this is wow this is so this is the touristy part where the bats come out but he goes i got a secret they all have a secret place so they have a secret place so they have right behind this is all these chairs like hundreds of chairs into a mountain because at night these bats fly out of here but out of there's like a hole in the top of this cave and so people sit there but he took us to the backside which i'll take it to the backside is oh wait this is i got to go back to my uh oh look at i got to get back to my uh album okay so the backside of this cave is Um Did you see this there It's just the Yeah That's it

That's is this the backside The part of the Kim's tour Will you blur this out or leave it in How does you get over the heart Dude it must be unbelievable You're getting your ass penetrated And your dick sucks Normally you would need two different guys

That's crazy I mean the guy in the bottom was like Wow He's like this feels amazing This is like dude He should be like He is holding it up for him He's like, do I even have to hold this for you?

Yeah, he's like, I guess you do have to bend it a little bit. It's the second best thing to having, sucking your own dick is having some guy fuck you in the ass. While sucking your dick. I can occasionally fuck and kiss. There are, so these are these giant fruit bats. Wow, that look like giant leaves. They're huge. And so then this is in a separate party.

like you got to go look at these they're like endangered but then there's this mountain and so four million this goes on for like 40 50 minutes so what you don't see here is a look

there will be a lady who's actually selling beer and stuff there's like 12 people up here and there's a lady a local lady who's selling beer there's also a man in his

30s he's a local guy he's retarded and he's drunk boom there it is wait what say it again there's a local guy he's in his 30s he's drunk and he's retarded and he's up here fucking around what do you mean with people he's sitting next to people trying to talk to them and it's getting dark now mind you and that's when they're retarded go into who they really are and so this guy So there's like a fence to keep people from climbing into the cave. Who, retarded people? Well, it doesn't keep retarded people out.

It doesn't obviously get them out. Like right over here there's like a fence. It keeps them in? So because you'll, it's real bad to go in there. Bats have a lot of disease. Yeah. And we stay here until it starts getting like, it gets almost too dark to walk down. Look at all those.

This goes on for. Wait, this is one long video? Is it looping? Uh, no, I just, I stop. Okay, wow. Let me see. No, it's been looping. Okay.

so this is so like they fly out to go drink water this looks like every vietnam movie yes i know that's why i took it i was like this is fucking and so these you can see the bats miles away the line of them as they loop around it's like a stream in the sky so this retarded guy how does this compare to the austin ones i did that's why i didn't even bother to look at the austin ones i thought you saw it i did i saw them at night and i saw the people watching and i just like looked over i was like whatever And those are the most in North America And it's like 100,000 And this is way more

4 million And it lasts for like every night It's like 40 minutes of this So this dude He starts climbing the fence And we're telling the We think he's there with the beer lady And Kim's like

Hey You gotta tell that guy Like And it's getting dark So he climbs the fence He just falls over the end By the way he's sitting next Like one of those

You leap over and like land Yeah Yes, he's, he's like climbing and then he just falls over and he disappears into the brush. And then we just see the brush moving as he's climbing up. Like King Kong coming? Yeah. But going away. Yes, but going away.

And he's going towards the bats. And he kept saying something about bats. And he was like, like he was bothering everybody. So you're like, fine. At least he's gone. And Kim, like, he's like, hey, chill out. But the guy's not. So now it's getting like, we need flashlights to climb down.

and this guy's just deep and we're like do we leave him there and Kim's concerned he's a nice guy this is why he take the tour and they're like I don't know what to do

so like I don't know if they but he's gone and now it's like there's nobody up there except him and he's like towards the cave I don't know if he lived I'm assuming he's done it before

but dude this is not like once you get over that fence it's just jungle mountain and jungle so I don't know he was drunk and retarded so i don't know if that gives you an advantage or is that better or worse and i don't know we really got to use more data points we just have one case for all i know he went up there to go fuck bats when they come back

he could have gone to ask someone one question there was nobody but this also there's like 12 people total on this side and then we all left and this is up pretty high who was he somebody said he was like lived like because you have to go down like like this kind of really narrow dirt village road they're like i don't know i think he lives right around you could like point to his hut down there and his family but they he was gone he's spending the night up there and it's thick dude i would be so fucking scared of snakes and everything else but he just he had that he had that mentality this is this is your version of man boy dog it is dude for it is i was worried is that what we called it was it man boy dog it was uh

Whoa. It was dog woman. Dog, dog, dog, girl. Dog boy, but the surprise. Dog boy, girl. Dog boy girl. Yeah. It was dog boy, but surprise.

And what was that in Ecuador? Yeah, it was in Ecuador. And she walked on all fours. She had the inverted knees. So like, this is going to be tough. No one knows. This is from the, uh, an old version. Actually, a Patreon of this?

No, skeptic tank episode. Yeah. And we were doing a, we were doing an intro to another episode. And I was in my living room and you were in Ecuador. It was over like Zoom. And I was telling you about man boy dog, man boy, dog boy, dog boy, but dog boy. Dog boy, I was like twist. Dog boy was a girl.

The back legs went this way. So you see that? Back legs went this way. And then all body this way and then front and then actual hands this way. So I can't I can't do it here. But this would go the opposite. It's like if you turned around and this was your front. And then imagine my face down.

Yeah. down and then because you couldn't get your legs up you had to walk in your hands yes it was doggy style walking it was doggy style walking and the twist was dog boy is a girl which was fucking and you're like or it's like it was tough because they're hanging straight down so you can't really tell they're dragged to them hanging here but they were hanging down a lot of road rash from them dragging behind but great for fucking if she's into it. Like, it's a wild sea.

She's like, do you want to do it a different way? You're like, this is fantastic. Let's do it the way God built you to have it done. I'd argue with God. That's when you know God has a plan for all of us. She was the Chuck Taylor's of human. Listen, it's not for everybody, but people enjoy having them around. It's not for everybody, but when you find that person that it's for,

You are going to be in heaven. Yes, we don't know what happened to the guy. I mean, he was sleeping up there. That's for sure. He had no flashlight with him. I don't think they allowed him. I don't think he had a phone because this isn't really like phone area. This isn't really where like people are like, hey, we got phones here.

Wait, hold on. I got to piss. Okay. If travel has taught me anything, you guys, it's that you got to make do with what you got. In fact, I have a story. You should get to about trying to find shoes in Cambodia. There are these trains. You ran a train on somebody in Bottom On?

Yeah. Oh, wait. We're on. We're still on. Okay. Yeah, there's a train. Okay, so what they used to do, guys used to make their own trains. What?

Yes. And you can ride them. They still do it. It's the first time that's ever been done. How the fuck? I don't know. You don't have a bottle opener? I guess I don't.

That's, uh, fucking. I'm never mad a man that has pliers, but no bottle of it. I'm an enigma. Oh, my gosh. You got, oh. You really should have needle nose pliers for this. There you go. Oh, you do?

You know the tip might break, though. And you stick with what works. I was in Ecuador doing something, and I was with that machete trying to get off a bottle of beer going like this. And then the whole thing just cut the glass. And I was like, I was like, I still really want it. Did you drink it? I did. Yeah.

You just got to just, you have to just pour it in your mouth. You have to commit to it. Like, let the glass tear up the inside. Switch it around before you swallow is always the key. If you have a broken beer bottle. So it'll cut up your talk. Glass. Yeah.

Well, oh, you're almost there. You can do it. I can do it. Keep going. Okay. So, okay, so they make their own trains. You want me to hold on. Yeah.

It would be good to see how these trains that they make. Okay, I'll keep, I'll get this out there. For, uh, they do it because they didn't have, they needed to move shit, but they didn't have trains. Bottom bong trains? Yeah, bottom bong train. Oh, so their train system there is like a relic. They're like, don't, it, it takes like three times longer than a bus to get anywhere. The bottom bong royal railway station.

No, no. Just look up bottom bong, like homemade trains. No, for unique bamboo train So we want it Oh yes, this is it The bamboo Yes, so this is it No, bro

Yeah, yeah But these train tracks are used By real trades So what they do If a trade's coming They just take it They carry it off the track No

And you ride on these So we rode on them You pay the guy $5 To do what And he takes you down And then he leaves you With a pregnant woman With a baby

Who's selling t-shirts You stay there for like 10 minutes And she pressures you Into buying clothing and then they bring you back. Yes. But this is a trade track. A real train uses this.

So they literally just... This is the you. They lift it up and they carry it off the track and let the train go by. And I mean, how much time do you have before the train fucking demolishes you? Their train system, but their train tracks are so narrow.

It's almost like a toy train. It's just to avoid tigers? I don't think there are any tigers. Oh yeah, there he is. If you go down to that photo, who is? If you go down to the bottom, it's one of, see where I'm lifting it? This is how they turn it around. So you'll go down a stretch and then they'll just pick it up and turn it around and you'll head back.

It only goes one way. Yeah. Oh, and then if you run into another one of these guys. Yeah. One of you has to get off and then pick up your train, move it to the side and then put it back on the track. There's no like diversion track area? No, there is zero. It's just.

And what are the actual trains? Did you ride those? No, because it is very hard to get them to go anywhere, and they take forever. They're so slow, and they say the ride is so rough that sometimes you just get sick from riding it. Oh, really? It's not a very well-developed train system. It's like a real throwback.

I have a – I should have had Abby send me a photo. I have one of us just riding where we're flying down the – Yeah, look, and they go pretty good. Bamboo train Which runs Wow And then they'll take you down for a ways Then stop

Oh my God Yeah yeah It's just off Yep And then they just have They're just like pouring An old Pepsi bottle Oh so if it's downhill

They fly Yeah yeah And you sit at the very front And then they leave you In a tent Down at the where they stop And there's a pregnant lady Who has it holding a baby

And she's like Do you want to buy anything and like of course you're going to buy something because it's like because the pregnant lady yeah and you're like this is how she makes her living wow and then after you buy one thing you're still there for like another eight minutes and she's like do you want waters you're like okay pregnant lady you have to yeah it's like what do I go oh no so wait this is their train system or they actually have real trains they do have a real train but nobody uses it oh Oh, I get it.

The tracks are like, I swear to God, the tracks might be half the width of American train tracks. I don't, I don't know if that's accurate, but that was what it looked like. Yeah, that one's got a cover. Oh, it's got a bench. Yeah, he goes, yeah, he just picked it off. He goes, damn, you guys.

Oh, this guy's, what is this? This is a man-powered one? That's man-man. Oh, that's a really, that's, so this is like the one. And then after this, we went to some lady's house and she made us lunch. Do you have low clock? Yes.

Low clock. Dude, I swear to God, the Cambodian cuisine is, there's lemon grass. It's, it makes you feel so good after you eat. It's light. It's effervescent. Do you have any pictures of low clock? I don't. I did.

It's the one thing I remember. You're right, though. There is lemongrass stuff. There's lemon grass and like everything. It's so, and you know when you go, you're like, when I get home, I'm going to cook everything with lemon grass and that you never do. Yeah. Yes.

This is so good. It's, oh, I never had, I mostly had it on rice, but it's these cubes of beef, right? By the way, because I'm not a, like, if I go to like a third world country, I'm not a vegetable guy unless it's cooked. Yeah, just cubes of beef. It's usually on rice. And then it's the seasoning and the juice that they put. I had it on, in this island, I had it on. Oh, yeah, here we go.

Here we go. Yes, that's what it looks like. Yeah. With a little egg on top, maybe, the rice right there. Yep. even this where the rice on the side

the cuisine I mean again I haven't been to Vietnam I haven't been to Thailand but like the cuisine was outside the encores I think

there was like it's the easiest thing to make it's just their pizza yeah you know so it's like yeah give me that you know what it's gonna be

it's like Mexican food like it's all gonna have rice you know what a taco is it might be better or worse but you know what a taco so like sure the low clock will be good because everything else

like I have no idea what I'm gonna get if I order this but I've had low clock it'll do it's uh yeah because we wait then mr kim takes you to some lady's house and uh then she makes you lunch and we and we sit in her house and then we eat lunch and he's like yeah we're just gonna relax it's pretty hot right now this is after the bamboo trains and then he's like

and then we'll go out and we'll do the rest of this stuff and then you just talk to him about his life and his family and fucking yeah it's great wow yeah it's juicy it's like juicy without being smothered in sauce, but it's so juicy. And I didn't get tired. Like when I went to India, I got tired of, I couldn't, after a while I couldn't take so much Indian food, all the spices and stuff. Right. Heavy creams on everything.

And this, I was like, it's hard. I don't know why they don't have more of it in America. God, I can't wait to get out of the studio. It's fucking failing around us. I got a week left. You have a dead cockroach in that. I got a week left. What?

You have a dead cockroach in there. It looks good. That's staying in. I hope so. Oh. Okay. Okay. So we go to camp pot.

And so they're selling us on this camp pot. They have can't pot pepper ice cream, which I was like, this can't be good. But you can put can't pot pepper basically on anything. What the fuck was that? Oh, that is. So that's in their like national park. There's a temple up there. You went?

Yeah. So you went? Yes. You have to go up there. That don't save it. That's crazy. that's a crazy thing okay go ahead so there's like there's so campot is very cool it's a very chill place it's only like 38,000 people also the best thing is that everybody in Cambodia

drive that has a two hour trip yeah but it shouldn't be but it is because the roads are the craziest I'm talking dude we we got a private driver 40 dollars and they all drive old Lexus RX300's and a lot of times what they do is like if a car's been totaled here people will buy a totaled car and then ship it over there and sell it and they'll just fix it because they can fix it using whatever means necessary because there is no like regulation or roadworthiness but I swear to God the number one car there is a 15 to 20 year old Lexus RX 300 with blown out suspensions like I'm talking we got it one and They keep it immaculate.

Like a driver dude, I was like, I can't believe this is $40. Beautiful inside. But the suspension blown up. It probably had 300,000 miles on it. And I'm sure it had frame damage. Like, it was a salvage title that you can't even sell in America. And they just sell it to third world countries. But so in Campa, we went to this cave that has a temple on the bottom of it.

And supposedly, you can't take a photo. of it because it won't show up which is probably true I did and it didn't show it well that's okay so that's just a another temple yeah it's not like oh it turns out my settings was down so these are just other temples and bottom bong

so this is so you walk down in this cave it's it's very far out of town and then there's this temple but it you can see it's like kind of every time I took a photo of it wait what it got blurry it's in this mountain yeah It would get blurry the closer you got to it.

It would get blurry no matter what photo I took. Like even on the inside it's blurry. Yeah, but on the outside, it's far away. You can read that sign. Do not touch. Yeah. And you can go in there. You take your shoes off.

You have to take your shoes off to go in? And then there's a picture of me that's all fucking crazy. We see it. We find it. That's how Ryan looks at anything now. Get a zoom in on that. I think it's Red Azizzi's like favorite thing. O'Neill, let me see you read something.

he's like oh neil while you find out i have this i have a letter from someone from cambodia i'm gonna read it out loud postcard with a tuktok on the front and the guy's sleep in it do you ever see somebody sleeping in one did yes yes oh when we went to camp pot yeah the guy's like well you go do the tour of the of the pepper fields he just slept and he got he put his hammock on and then just fucking well yeah that's right that's right they're like loving can i tell you what i did in the outside of killing fields you leave and you're over come with this like oh my god humanity and just like you didn't forget humanity just like that was bad yeah i'm like god i get back on my toktoke who's gonna take me back and i'm like okay i'm done

and he goes you want to go shoot guns i'm like oh no yeah yeah bah bye bye bye bye bye thank you i take you i take you cheap prize i'm like buddy not now he's like you want to you want to you want to smash the killing fields thing we can blow up uh greetings from cambodia is why i read this one here some travel tips for you if you visit don't let monkeys use your lipstick agree is that a euphemism for something number one number two

always carry toilet paper in your pocket I didn't find that to be true you didn't need it didn't need it interesting number three and final one try the palm cakes you won't regret palm cakes that's it that's what we're making in the pot pulp cakes yes

palm cakes dude that yes they were so fucking good cheers keith and courtney p.s love the pod and they sent me some money and i'm going to put it up now wait how much is that it's a 5,000 it's a 9000 no 1,000 yeah oh so 1,000 who's that

is that the king you met uh that looks like the boy king i don't know if he looks on it's hey look i don't want to be racist but i don't know if that's the guy saw or not he looks similar did you ever see that in the back i did yeah if panang pen like our I really like look down over on that we were like almost next door to that place yeah which one should I

which one should I show in the front you want to show the man the man the man uh yeah because I think 4,000 is a dollar this is one this is a quarter no so that might be like two dollars and 50 cents the other thing that I love about is the here I'll show you what I'll show you what 40 dollars gets you um we rented this house for like 45 dollars 25 cents oh it is okay so okay so i was way off yeah that's by the way for all the people who sent me money it's up for the wall this is the right amount this is it don't go crazy there's no reason actually do you remember when zimbabwe had like a two trillion dollar bill because they were inflation it was so crazy yeah oh on your money thing uh uh

oh you gotta go wait go up a little higher you can oh it won't show up on camera unless it's uh it'll show up about there shows up let me see where it shows up what about go over it would start building up top to the left so it shows oh actually only that brazilian shows the one on top does not show i gotta lower that then Sarah told much gave me this Cayman islands so we're gonna lower this and let me see what looks right on this side too we gotta get this the funny thing is what looks right over there the funny thing is what the total value of that wall is like two dollars and eighty cents probably with inflation in all these countries yeah for sure it's so crazy

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that would be good. Okay. So like here? Here? Here. That looks good. Right there.

Yeah, fill it in. Okay, keep going. Okay, so this place that I'm showing you now, so this is what like $45 gets you. It's a washer dryer. This is what I love. This is a temple? Go back.

Yes, this piece of the temple. Wow. Look at it. This is what I love is that they don't have any regulation. on building so those stairs you have to climb down them like a ladder because they're so steep

like there and then there's a rooftop patio up these and there's two bedrooms and this is 45 bucks look at this look how steep those fucking stairs so it gets you it's a very high value place

let me show you this wait what was I looking for Oh, the other pictures from this temple This is where the entrance to the temple It's like in the middle of fucking nowhere And it's close to Vietnam He said some of these Not those mountains but mountains to the left

Those are Vietnam mountains So this is like blurry and weird In the temple There's a little distorted There's another photo of me that I don't have Oh yeah this is the photo of me That's just distorted Because it just won't take down there?

I just, I like to imagine. They told you it wouldn't happen? I read, I like to imagine that it's supernatural, but I'm sure it's not. I like to imagine that it just wouldn't take because of Cambodian forces. I heard it's DEI hires. Similar to what crashed. Hey, the India, the plane in India. I love it like a United Flight flipped over.

like it's because of chicks and you're like we should also look at just united maybe construction yeah i don't know holdman was an airplane mechanic at some point so maybe we should look at their hiring practices oh it's got Cambodian stamps check that out well oh hey we just saw that yeah we did see that oh fuck okay so we haven't even gotten to wow that's it so yeah so and this by the way this is one of my favorite places on earth no question top 10 places on that i've been and so i didn't go to the place you went to you did not the difference is this interesting has 4,000 people yeah has 500 people this one and we would walk along these beaches and we would see three or four people i got to look this up this is like

hold on look at this also met another boy here what do you mean retarded no he lives there lives where so i would spend zoom in i would spend all day on the wall well but it involves this pier i would spend it's a smaller one this is a way smaller there's nothing there other than like a few things and there's different parts of the island and then there's a bunch of hot

australian chicks if you hike through the woods on the other side of the island that run like some sort of fuck retreat i'm assuming because it's like hot dude and hot chicks all young and they rent out snorkel equipment and kayaks and they live in what yeah and if i was like we should come back here and see if there's like fuck parties going on because they're for sure are okay okay yeah i went to the bigger one i thought i went to the smaller one and it's hard to hike but you can go to beaches that literally have nobody on them because you

have to hike two hours through the jungle and there's monkeys there that they say to avoid because they attack humans. They're real angry. Wow. Yeah, you're right. I did go to the other one. Yeah. And then I went up.

I'm sorry, I'm just looking at this. No, for sure. This is the place. Honestly, this is the place you want to go. I didn't go to the other place, but they said the other place is like parties and shit. This is just like waterfalls, crazy jungle, and it's basically deserted.

There's some resorts there that are just, that don't they're shut down and they're just like abandoned because everybody goes to the bigger island wow but i met a boy he's like eight years old there and i's okay i went around this way so i went here on the big one went around that this is the area where everybody is yes i went around here jungle is here and you pop out here and then you had to walk this way and that's where it ended okay so then if you go then you are here yes so then we were staying in here and you're staying in here but we would we're staying here but we would hike all and then we hiked all the way to the other side and uh it's all so so the chinese are building it up so they they are cutting a lot

of trees down and building these roads and shit but they're gonna make it a resort let's not hasten it that's well that's the reason i don't say it it's gonna be in 20 years there's no way that's not gonna be sky rises and helicopters coming in there and fucking parties of like billionaire who now fucking are spiritual and shit like that yeah it's going to be not what you and i like i know i just don't like to hasten these things and also like or you have to take a boat to the island is all run by the chinese mafia now or it has been and they basically it it's very sketchy place you get the vibe um but i would i would wake up in the morning and i would be like i'm i run right out and i'm going in the water somebody lives in that no this is like where the

boat but so there's a kid who run out and go in the water yeah i go out how's the water the water is you can stay in it all day you know it's like your body temperature it's fucking and it's clear and i've never been to my dream was always to go to one of these places that has the turquoise water and you can see to the bottom and all that and this was it and there's a boy who lives on the island dog boy no regular boy regular boy yeah regular like but i i i don't think you i don't know if you're supposed to do this but i was jumping off the pier yeah and he saw me yeah and i'm out there all day and so he comes up and he starts saying like he goes he was pretending like he's like I'm going to jump off the pier I'm going to dive okay but it's shallow you can't dive and I'm like whoa whoa whoa and he's laughing every time I get I'm like stop he starts laughing and then he goes like this and then I go whoa and he starts dying and I was like if this kid jumps in and breaks his neck like are they going to blame me I don't know I don't know what island law is um so then I was like I was I just said come down so then he comes down so now we're just playing in the water for like an hour he's doing handstands and I'm doing handstands and then I every and then he like came up to me and he like touched my arm again and I was like what the fuck are you doing too and so now I'm playing with this little kid yeah yeah and we're like we're splashing I was like first of all it's weird because I was like are people going to think this thing about

I have a thing going with this kid But I was so scared That he was gonna dive in Be paralyzed And then I was like Because then I just have to get out of the water Like I never saw anything Yeah you have to walk away

Yeah I walk away And then I hope the currents go out What happened Is it go right back into your hut Then back out like Kid Yeah And then so

Because they get an alibi That night My wife and I went out And this is the best What you're about to tell me Go ahead A what I don't know

Oh So when we went out, the kid saw us. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, hold on. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're talking about, okay, that's later. That's later. Okay.

But the kid saw us. And then he wanted to play. So we spent another like 40 minutes playing in the water at night because the tide goes all the way out so you can run. He's riding stuff and drawing. What's that boat is? It's all land now. Yeah. And so he's drawing pictures in the sand and we are too.

And what's he drawing about his retarded cousin got lost of bats? I wonder though at some point that. kids gonna be like there were these americans this is the american ego though talk where you're like he had such an impact on my life he's gonna be like i think they were british i don't really know he's like three months later i died of fucking malaria he's speak english no wow what a connection nothing children in third worlds non-english speaking countries are the connection point 100% high fives are your currency yes they'll run out like we were taking that mr kim took us out way out in the sticks.

Fucking God bless Mr. Kim. And there would be like kids working on farms and they would see us and they would just start running towards the tucktuck. And they would run next to us and wave and run. And then when we were doing kayaking down the river, they had these floating cities and the kids would just fucking come out of their houses and scream and wave. Like it was like an event. They're like, who the fuck are these creatures?

So Kim does not have a website on his own. It's just, he relies on TripAdvisor in Google. Yeah. It's so fucking fun. What a cool place. So nobody was there. What'd you do all day there? So, okay, so there's a, like just to the left, there's this waterfall that you climb up.

But in the, you got pictures of these things? I don't have the, because I didn't bring my phone. Okay, it's okay. But, oh, you left it in the mainland? I, no, I left my phone because I, we were getting wet and, like, I'm, I'm jumping in the water wherever there's good water. Yeah. Oh, and there's dogs and there's cats.

And I don't know, that's like a husky or something. I don't know how the fuck this dog got there. But these dogs are not owned by anyone. They just run around and they rely on all of the resorts down the beach to feed. So in the morning when you get breakfast, cats will just come sit and dogs will sit and you just feed them. And they're like, they love you. They're like, and this is what they do all day is run and jump in the water. they just hang out and fucking have the time of their life

wow so yeah let me show you this so um you can hike it's a long hike yeah but you can and it's hot as fuck but you can hike to the other part of the island and on there there's like an old military base that has a tower with satellites on it and there's a just a drunk military guy and a hammock you give them two dollars and then you climb this rickety rusted out ladder one of them wasn't connected anymore it was bent down and then they have these machine gun turrets with machine guns on them and it just says don't

take pictures of these like there's some sort of fucking secret uh like i don't know who they think is going to attack them but they have these things and it's just two guys i think there's another guy in the hut you can see the skyscrapers but um we just you get to the top of the top of and then you just walk and look around the that's the whole island see where the Chinese are cutting roads yeah to try to build it up yeah and so honestly there's profits we made there it just it just blows for sure so look at this island see this beach right here yeah so you can hike to these they're all over the island and little like and there'll be nobody there like here there's looks like there's two boats right but in this

cove like right there yeah there's nobody and you went there so It took a boat over there. We took a... And we said, let me off? No, we were snorkeling. We rented a kayak from the hot Australians who are on the other side of this cove. You have to hike through the jungle to get to their place. But...

Whoops. Take out the... I'm getting in the shower. Well, don't say it. Take out that part too. Oh, yeah, this is the fucking... This is the ladder. You know, they don't go in there and, like, update it.

Part of it was rusted. And this guy's just like, I'm supposed to be stationed here, but also I can make some extra money. Yeah, he just goes $2 and you're like, uh, yeah. I think all he knew was $2. He knew the words for $2. Yeah. Oh, they use American currency there, don't they? Yes.

Oh, yeah. That's the other thing. The change is in Cambodian. That's why that's a bill. Because the change they give you from a dollar is in Cambodian and the big bills are an American. And you told me the most clutch move that saved my entire. trip you said bring small bills and by the way

five dollars it's questionable whether that's a small bill because medium if that five dollars is not pristine not even gonna fucking they're like yeah come on now you're gonna try you're gonna try to give me a one with a nice try what the fuck is that

ones is there a crippled bill do I have any one do I have an America I do I have a five on there look at that five bottom middle oh yeah Oh, too crumply. Yeah. They're big on corners being folded at all. If they, I tried to pay the guy,

I paid the guy 40, 40 and then plus, I gave him 50 bucks for the ride. I was like, 10 bucks, dude. Your car got beat to shit. I don't, like, there's no way that it was worth taking us to this fucking place. Yeah. Oh, it's yours. Yeah.

And so I gave him the money and he's like, um, do you have anything else that's better than this? got a crumple this five has a crumple on the corner and I was like uh yeah I've got other fives but I had a left bunch of fives that was like no one's taking these ones they could be in a little worse position but uh five no and don't bring 20s you're out of your mind you're fucking nuts a 10 is crazy give this guy four five instead of 120 bring you can't do anything with a 20 bring a 800 dollars in ones I was in Ecuador and I had to buy for the uh

center of the world like the what's the word it's called the equator oh yeah the center of the world me tell del mundo I don't know it's it's called the center of the world but like you can balance an egg on a nail because of the poles because there's no like posing it one way the other is that true did you try it I did and I did it Joe list did not but yeah I've done it a couple times but I did buy a nail I didn't know they actually had a display in the back with just a nail sticking up that's like nailed in so you could like whatever but I to go buy a nail. I need one nail. So I went to a hardware store in town near me, Todd.

And I go, yeah, I just need like a nail. Like, well, we sell them in packs of 10. Like, yeah, okay. A pack of 10 is like 10 cents. I'm like, okay. And I was like, here's a 20. And like, like, it's a lady. She goes, no. Yeah. She's like, you're crazy. And I was like, you just give it to me? She's like, no. Go get me 10 cents. I'm not changing a 20. Are you out of your mind? Do you how much money then? For 10. And what if it's fake? Yeah. Then I'm fucked.

Yeah. No way. And also, like, I don't have that kind of change. Changers is such a premium. So if something was like $1.10, you're like, don't give them an exact change. Give them the five. They have to change this now. Or give them two. Buy a little extra.

We bought so many times in so many countries, you buy a little extra so you can get change. 100% because the little extra is like 20 cents. Yeah. This is 19. Buy, get it to $20.20 and $10. And then we can change a $2.20s. It's, so in some of these countries literally bring ones. is your best of that it's it's that I gave you that advice you told me and it saved me like I can't

you're like I'll bring five one hundred dollar bills it should be plenty like no that means you brought nothing I brought too many fives like literally if I went back I would just bring ones I'd pay $45 in ones as opposed to fives wow look at that swing in this yes you take that I did so is that swing over land at some points it's at night you're just it's a land swing and so then on this whole beach all they have is fish cookouts at night what do you mean who all of the resorts but there's nobody in the resort next to us that's the name the resort cares and do you know how much this resort costs per night this is with breakfast 60 bucks no 200 it was 50 dollars i don't know i'm just guessing numbers it's 50 bucks they probably stole this from america no parking see don't don't park

and they have a pool right behind this is really yeah did you drink it all yes oh sitting here oh i mean this is sitting by the dock of the bay even better is drinking the fucking drinking the coconut smoothies that they make and the banana smoothies because you know their bananas oh i didn't even get to the bananas their bananas are mind-bogglingly good is it b a and a yes Yes. It's a taste B.A. N-A-N-E-S? They're half the size of the American, and they're citrusy. Small, what?

But, you know, because the bananas we have now is because they ship better. Yeah. But the bananas there are. Irregular. Yeah, we have some of the least tasty bananas. Oh, so I rented a paddleboard to go. Yeah. And it's an inflatable paddle board.

And by the time I hit the water, I realized these guys didn't inflate this, like, barely at all. Like, it was just, and I go, I couldn't stand on. it because it was sinking in the middle and I go am I going to go back go fuck it I'm just going to paddle so I'm sitting as the two ends are out of the water and I'm just paddling out into the middle of nowhere and then I go man this might just have a hole in it but I had a two hour rental so I was like whatever I'm already out like yesterday with a jacket like I don't need I'm like I have 10 steps from her house let me just get it and so it's like but here it's like I'm already out yeah you're like no it's not this is the pro and con

of an overcrowded, overpopular place versus a less crowded, less popular place is the quality is what you get. Yes. And Abby got a massage here at the pizza place right next door, which was run by this 400-pound, like, Samoan guy.

Sounds Korean to me. And he also, he offered pizza, hummus, and massages. So she got a massage, but she didn't realize it was in the kitchen where they cook. So they're cooking. and so he's giving a massage right by and you look through and you're like there she is getting massage right next to where he's cooking pizzas and preparing everything like you didn't have a separate room for it oh my god I got one massage and I don't know because I've never got another like a sports massage but the lady put me on my back then she got on top of me to rub my shoulders but she started grinding on my dick wait wait and I was like I'm

I wasn't like harder because no I wasn't I'm not I weird some people touching me like unless it's sexual weirds me out but this didn't start sexual and I don't think it was supposed to be sexual but does is that how it goes in America massage is a woman straddle your dick and then straddles your dick standing no I'm laying on my back and then she gets her knees on either side of me and then she like massages me your stomach your chest while she's on like but she was. She was with her tits, with her, with her puss. She was like, yeah. And I was getting a massage because. Were you getting hard? Be honest. No. It was also.

Were you getting rock? I was, I kept looking over at my wife being like, hey, is this? And she was just, she's like, I think if I had started fucking her, she would have started laughing. Been like, ha ha. This reminds me so much of my island. And the way it was like all the, the huts are right there. Yeah. This is the guy.

See that sign to the right in the corner? Yeah. This is the guy's pizza place. Wow. And there's one, there's one little convenience store where you can buy water about 10 minutes down. 10, so you said like, hey, we need water. Like, all right, sweet. I'm going to be a long for a minute.

I'm going to go walk 10 minutes, 10 minutes back plus five minutes in there. So I'll be back in about half an hour. And did you do you, okay. This is the most populated part. So there's just a little trail right behind here. You walk up there. It's just jungle trail now with ropes where you have to climb hills and shit. This is the busiest day I saw.

Let me ask you a general question about traveling with your chick. Do you have to, so this is how long did you go for it? Two weeks? Three weeks. Do you have to be mindful of taking time to be like, hey, I'm going to go get water by myself? Or do you go, we're doing everything together all the time? I know everyone's different. I mean, I'll go out in the morning.

I would go out in the water by myself because she's like, I'm not going to go out in the water first thing in the morning. Like, we have our things that we do. But that's not a way. That's just right there. but no we we don't have any problem like i'll be like we're also very like if we go hiking yeah like we can just be quiet while we hike and take things in and like we don't get on each other's nerves yeah but if anybody does you're like i'm just gonna go for a walk or something yeah i like do a pre even when i'm with like wow this will something we'll cover in the bus tour

episode but it's like hey before it gets bad i'm just gonna walk in my eye just need some alone time yes really nothing to do with anything i just need some alone I've spent enough time with you where it's like I'm not the same where it's like we can just not yeah let's have lunch sure but then it's like I'll see you I'm like okay yeah and you're like to say you're just like I get it or it's like I'm getting coffee before I'm come I'm leaving in five yeah and then you're like in or out yeah and you're like no that's cool and at worst at six like where did you leave it wait I'm coming and at best it's like it's like it's 15 I'm like yeah I'm already there I'm like oh well yeah also you're like how long you're like how long you to be there

I'll meet you there yeah right wow And this is where I learned a valuable lesson. If you go to a country like this and you don't, and you forget clothing, they're not going to have your size. Okay. I bought a triple XL rash guard and it was, I couldn't get it off by myself. So for swimming? Yeah. You know, it's like, it's just keeps the sun off and then.

And it's light. Yeah, it's light. Triple XL. Okay, triple XL off guard and it was way too big on you? side way too small like i could not get it off by myself like i would have to have it peeled off the biggest you've ever seen they've ever seen that like that's as much we got we don't have it they have it this door next door it was like up to here even though it was a long sleeve um and so they don't have american sizes yeah and i'm not like a huge fatso i'm a mild fatso there's no

oh yeah i forgot this this is bottom bong it's like bottom bong looks like new orleans the french quarter if it after kirk and katrina like it's you can see it all but there's power lights you know hanging from it and people running shops and stuff but the french settled in bottom bong and they built all this french architecture interesting all right so tell me about tell me about the triple xl because then i got a story with it too so yeah the biggest you could find will not fit you no matter what if you're over five nine in ecuador i needed shoes and i wanted to get something they're like oh uh what size they're not going to have that And somebody's like, because before, I have a story about this place in Cambodia,

they try to talk me into stuff. And this guy's like, well, here's what big as we have. And he goes, oh, not only we not have it. I'm just letting you know you're not going to find that. Because there's no market for it. Yeah, you need to get someone. If you have friends coming to visit you, this is a shoe store guy going, no. You're fucked.

Yeah. Or it's like if you're David Taylor's like, I need a size 19 shooters, anyone have it. And foot lockers go, hey, that's a special order. Don't go to another, save your day. Yeah. No one's going to have that. Yeah. And a size 11 and a half is that

And David Taylor in Cambodia Completely fucked If he forgets anything He's going to have to make it himself So I had a I had these slides These Jordan slides They got at the Portland

Nike outlet You ever go to that one? No They would take comedians sometimes What are Nike slides? Just slides Just like flip off without the toe thing It's just like

The whole over the thing slide Okay You know I didn't like the toe thing Until recently I changed my mind But they would always Dig into my toe I had the plastic ones I got the Burke Chrysher's

And I'm telling you the free waters They're like my favorite flip-flop now I've taken them to like 20 countries They're free They're not free They're called free waters The Burke Chrysers Yeah these are the ones that have

No those are slides You slide your foot in Well no when I do the sandals I do the one that has the ankle strap too Those are Tivas Those are like sandals But these are flip flops, two different flips slides or the one with the toe thing with the two straps. So like a toe here and a strap here and here.

Okay, I got you now. Those are the free waters. And those are great. But here I had these Jordan slides with cushy all through Southeast Asia. And when I got to Phnom Penh, I realized probably two weeks before, like they're smelling. I was leaning on flip flops more than I thought I would. Yeah. And the cushion was holding in sweat.

because there's no socks to cover. You fucking absorbing it? And I was like, oh, and they're never drying. You ever smell yourself? I'm like, I think I'm, I don't want to accept this yet in my mind,

but I think I'm starting to smell myself. Yeah. And then later you go, I accept it now. It's me. I need a shower. Or your balls. Yeah.

Oh, where you like took a piss, you shake it and then you're like, oh, fuck, I need a shower. That's chlamydia for sure. Yeah. Yeah.

You're piss in two directions. The smell is weird. It's like, does that piss or discharge? Anyway, I was like, Okay, so I got a bucket from downstairs in Penh, and I soaked him in soapy water overnight, like all night long, and the soapy water shook him, whatever. And then it still stuck.

You're not going to dry because it's too much humidity. It dried, but it didn't pull the water out. Okay. I'm pushing and really, really washing them. Yeah. In soapy water. But you're washing them in the, literally. No, then I dump that and wash it again.

No, but the water you're using is fucking disgusting else. But it's not fucking, anyway. Eventually, I was like, I got to give up on these. I got to find new ones. Okay, chucked them. then became quite apparent 11 and a half was like the fucking like the two-headed woman

The way you get 11 and a half fucking No way But I'm in Phnom Penh it's a big city This would be the place in Cambodia This would be the spot 100% yeah Went to the big market Went to the big market with the big square

With all the market whatever Look at and they're like No we got size 10 I think it's like so they had a British size So I needed a 45 or 46 They're like we got 42 should be good I'm like it won't be They go it'll stretch

And I'm like no the part that stretch It's not the butt is not the bottom part it's the top part they're like no no no it'll elongate the very bottom I get the idea of something stretching out but a bit of the leather not the bottom you're stepping on that is the size and my feet are falling over like I got a hobbiton foot you should have put it between two tuck tucks and had them drive in opposite directions and just pull just stretch it out and I just couldn't find it finally went to a regular regular store got some quicksilvers but that was I mean it was all day of shopping quick servers turned out to be fake they started the

bottom sort of flapping off and i almost threw those away i was in indonesia in an island that's the kimoto island where the kimodo dragons are and you're and these flip and i'm about to throw the way i'm like no i actually can't i'm never going to find this size so i had to find super glue and i'd glue the flap back on and save them i had to save them yeah and that's when i learned to travel like don't throw shit out you cannot replace fix yeah no that's their whole i think all third world countries their motto is like fix the same as they did with the lexas there they're like that's not broken

we don't care about driving with a bent frame here does the engine work and it rolls it's like Armenians with a dent that ain't a dent that's a smaller dent if you give me 50 bucks yeah I agree and also like make because their sizes are crazy they've never seen

I took the sleeper van in to that small city outside Cambodia and the south side of you know their sleeper van The pillow goes here So my head's just hanging down That's six three No the tallest humans come is 5-9

What do you mean 6-3 We didn't build for that I heard the sleeper vans They'll put two people in a bed That don't know each other That's the other thing I heard If don't take the sleeper bus Because they'll just be like

Yeah here And then you sleep with If you're a chick like They'll just sleep with a random guy So there's evidently There's occasionally some On those buses I had a near.

A near? Yeah. You were almost... Or you almost were so funny? This is for a stage story. This is for a stage story. I'm just saying the sleeper vans. I'd stay away from them.

Okay. Were you the victim? I was the victim. Yeah, I was the victim. How close? Some grab fingering. You know what? I shouldn't victim laugh.

I don't mind it. It was okay in the end. It didn't love it. Was it an English traveler or was it a local? A local. Really? Who probably just rides in that same spot back and forth. Were you asleep?

Oh, I couldn't sleep after that. I was trying to sleep. I was trying to sleep. It's hard to sleep when you're big. When a guy's being figuring, you're like, every time I start to doze off, the guy figures my asshole. It wasn't an asshole. It wasn't an asshole. He was figuring your dick and ball.

There's some more of a tug. Did you slap his hand? I told him no. He goes, I don't speak English. Or it's this word. He conversed with Google Translate. I think he thought I was coming on to him. You kept going, stop.

He's like, ooh, these Americans are hard to get. Are you fucking kidding me? Was he, like, rubbing your dick over the pants? Did he ever try to go under your, under the pant line? Listen, he didn't leave anything on the table. He goes, oh, you just don't like that. But you'll probably love this. leave there talking to his friends going and his friends

go like, did you really try? He goes, I did. Trust me, I did everything. This guy was a fucking tease. And he goes, I tried everything three times. Because I thought maybe first two, he's played hard to get. By the third, you're like, okay. Do you know how hard it is to sleep after that? On a sleep. The whole point is it's fucking overnight so you're not missing a day.

I'll sleep on the bus for seven, eight hours. I'll get a full night's sleep. You miss several days. You're like, I'll not going to sleep again. God. So you were were sexually assaulted on one of these overnight buses. I mean, but this should just tell you, Cambodia is the spot to go and not Vietnam. That was Vietnam.

Okay, but they say that. So you imagine like, you're a dude. You're a big dude. They're like, that doesn't even discourage me. If you're a woman, you probably got zero shot. I'm a get. I'm a get. You are a get.

Yeah. One time in Myanmar was passing by, this place, uh, uh, uh, uh, Childress, William Childress told me to go to a place. And this guy goes This guy just starts meeting He goes I would like to meet you Oh no that's West Hollywood

He just wanted to hang out He goes yeah I can talk to whatever And he gave me this number On a car He goes oh here's my number If you need like a tour guide or whatever And it was on a piece of paper Just a written number

No card And he was like I was like what I twice in Southeast Asia Hit on so hard That I'm like Am I South Asian gay Dude you might be like You're like the ultimate

You might be like the trophy They're like I've read every kind of person But this is who I'm looking for We can have kids together And I can smash our skulls against a tree It'd be unreal I just dream Oh that's the other thing

So when we got the bottom bong As soon as we got off the bus Like you're just mobbed by tuck tuck truck drivers Yeah And I like to take a breather I step back in Let it clear out

And then I will go But Abby gave this She's like Well let's just go with this guy And I go why don't we just let the mob clear down with the mob clear we're not going to have a problem she goes no no let's say and this guy just so he just like grabs our bags and he's like no you come with me and then at the end he's like I'll come pick you up tomorrow and give you a tour I go we'll see but probably not they want that deal right now I know so and then my wife goes no I'll just give him my WhatsApp number I go you need to stop what you're doing right now sure enough she gave it to him this guy texting what time tomorrow she goes well we don't we don't we're not going to go tomorrow because we went with we decided to go with mr kim and so this guy was relentless and i go don't ever we will we

we will not ever be in a position where we can't find a tour guide in cambodia like they're a billion of them so the last day there we got like a half day tour from this guy with him he got he got yeah and this is why i was like you never don't don't worry But it was a good deal anyway. It wasn't that great of a deal, but she's like, I feel bad. I know they're like, come on, I need it. You want, I'll give you another ride. And it's like, it's like when an Uber driver is like, if you need a ride back

when you're landing at the airport. Yeah, he's like, here's my private number. And then, yeah. But yeah, so I was like, always let the chaos die down. Then find it. Those guys, those Uber driver had to go, hey, so it was 100 bucks from the airport. If you needed ride when you're coming back or whatever, like, I'll take you. Just so you know, if you call my number, we'll make.

at 70 yes but they are just go just call my number I'm like you haven't even offered a deal I know also they're like it's going to be more he's not going to be in that area it's never going to work out he'll be like call me if I happen to be there yeah I can't rely on this there's 50 uber drivers within five minutes of me yeah 100% sucks in the whole world so yeah so buy what you make sure you bring you're not going to find an American size ever in there if you're over I'm 5-9 and I couldn't even get okay so so this is the island yes god damn and so at night so at night they have oh yeah yeah yeah they have fire shows they have fire twirlers these wait wait i'm wondering there's no way i went to a different island yeah because they had that on mine so i ended up i think that all islands do the same

thing but i think yours has more i think your island from what i heard is more party central yeah and this is more jungle and like you can find the private beaches and stuff this is more of like a relaxation spot but i liked it because it seemed like it was going to be more adventure because you can go through the woods and they had that angry tribe of monkeys that were attacking people which also was a bit of a selling point to me because i was like if we encountered these guys it's going to be a wild scenario yeah um what does this say also we saw a giant uh yeah that's it we saw a giant snake eat a lizard on the back of bathroom window which was like in the jungle part and this lizard every night there was like a

lizard and then we saw this like nose of something and then we were watching or like look at this lizard and then all of a sudden the fucking it went and then it went back some giant snake on the back of the window just ate the lizard right off the window and we're like whoa wow because my fear is giant snakes you're not a lizard luckily but yeah that would not be settling yeah I'm not not a big fan. Unsettling, if anything. So we ended our trip here and then we took, went back to which is.

That's there. Shaddy. That's the island next to it. Is that it? Okay, that's it. Yeah, it looks. And there's a little island out there that I wanted to take a kayak out too. I think there was a temple out there.

Could you swim to it? Nah, it's too far. I thought about it. Currents will get you. And also like, it's one of those where it's like, it's going to be like an hour of swimming. Oh. That's the, okay.

So the other thing is then, so on the other side, we rented from the hot Australian chicks, the kayak and snorkel gear. They sound hot. They were, like, and they also do yoga and shit there. So they're all in shape. I don't know where they get their supplies, but then there's like a bunch of shredded dudes there. And I was like, and you get it from the fucking locals jumping out from the bushes.

They might. You know that joke, right? Okay. So we go in and so we're snorkeling and all this. So at some point I just go off the kayak and I want to snorkel this one area. But the current takes the kayak away. I'm not the strongest swimmer. so when I get up the kayak is gone

and I'm like now I have to swim this is a lot of current and I'm like oh this isn't this might not be good but if I can float so if I could just float but you have to float and catch up with the kayak yeah and it's all rock like I can't get a shore here because it's rocks right

but the the marine life is unreal like I'm seeing shit this is crazy shit giant fish beautiful different color they have little reefs and all this shit so you just took your snorkel shit with you jump right off the kayak but my intention was to get back on the boat but now the boat and i'm like yelling i was like waving and she's just like hey looks like you're having a good time and i was like

no this is actually this could be critical here so i have to focus these next five minutes are imperative to my existence because i did that in australia we went to the great barrier reef and then there was this tiny island and they're like we'll take a boat to the reef or to this giant sand island and then you can swim back to the boat but it's in the middle of the ocean so i had my my goggles on and I'm swimming and then all of a sudden you know the the ground disappears and it becomes like hundreds of feet deep and then you realize how tiny you are in the grand scheme of things and I freaked out and so I had to lay on my back and then I'm swimming on my back because I was like I can I can't handle it and then you hit the real ocean currents and you're like this is really tough and then later I found out that a tiger shark because I go why are they getting on a boat are they coming to rescue me but they were scaring away a tiger shark that was around the bow So I'm glad I didn't know that But I made it back to the boat And I was like I don't want to swim in the open ocean

Anymore because it's not really my scene But so I'm out here so And then I'm swimming through schools I got bit by a lot of jellyfish Here? Yeah There's a lot I kept getting stung all on these little Bites where you're like something's happening

Yeah but it wasn't it wasn't on this part It was on the other side of the island There's something me and Pete got that in the full moon part They were little jellyfish It's what it is And then And then after I got done we snorkeled a bunch of different areas

and then as I got back the next day I had a rash all over me and so from swimming in there you get the jellyfish larva and you get sunbaters eruption if you don't take a shower right away that's the hottest thing you've ever said they will your skin basically breaks out

from tiny jellyfish larva just stinging the shit out of you so all my arms and my chest and my body was all itchy rash from all of the fucking larva just getting in there so

I got to piss again okay but I want but I know where I'm out now okay it was wild I've seen it once since but it's wild this island the one next to it was where I discovered that guy Rolf Potts that that writer oh really yeah I was I had his book edbrook gave it to me to take this with you I heard about it and but then I found a fucking uh I'm fucking I don't know letters from Ansan Suu Kyi when I was in Myanmar and I was like I should read this here while I'm in it from some hustle but then on this island I started reading vagabonding. Really? Yeah, in the

middle of fucking, it's the end of the earth. It feels like you're in the middle of nowhere. You, I like I get, I mean, there's like if you have a medical emergency, they don't have, there's nothing, there's no hospital, there's no nothing there. You just have to wait for the boat to come get you. It's 30 minute boat ride

but it is, I mean, if you do want to feel super and it used to be even more isolated before the Chinese built like started trying to build a road through there but it is just like thick jungle with rocky trails and like no signage

no signage because people are like when you get to this tree make sure you take the tree on the left or the trail on the left and I was like wait is this the fucking tree is the tree fall when do they write these letters yeah and I was like

does this tree look like it should stick out for some reason oh you're right yeah but there's different points of this island have different landmarks like there's one where you go up to the top and there's a restaurant there's the light house there's secret beaches then on the other side on the way on the other side of this is is a little town like i think most people live where the locals live on the other side yeah oh interesting

on the far side yeah and then at night you just walk along the beach and they're just grilling up fresh fish that they caught that day okay what really yeah so there's something about a beach village where it's like fisher village it's like yeah we catch everything and then here's what we got Who wants to buy it? And it's like anything they have Except if it's leftover for tourists It's like so fucking fresh Yeah

I was in I was on an island in Croatia and it was like Here's the menu I was like by the way we have lionfish today Like is that on the menu like no But the guy had it so we can make it It's happening bag one All right

Make one No it's And then yeah they would have the fire shows Each of these like resorts And then each resort had their own like White guys These are whites No these are Cambodians

Doing fire shows You had whites it was like a convention or something was just there for that okay and maybe that's why they're there because maybe the Cambodians taught them or something but it was like you know the whites the wooks they're all wooks

yeah it's like either young wooks or like billionaires who are now spiritual who say here's how I did it yep let's jungle dance and fuck each other's wives I love all these billionaires like guys all you gotta do is like or get extremely lucky in deals

or have your dad invest for you a while either way you made a bunch of and now you're fucking clear. Dude, shut off. Just enjoy your own life. Quit telling us how to do it. I love it because they'll be like, here's how you want to,

you want to be rich or do it. Take a spare $2 million and invest in Uber before anybody knows what it is. That's why I like that bull bottom thing when Conan was like, what advice would you give for someone who wants to be like as big as you? You won't be because you know how lucky I got?

I'm very talented and I still got lucky. Yes. I like hearing that because there is so much of it is luck. And no one wants to say, yeah, it was lucky. He was pretty nice. I love when Bert, you ever hear Bert did that thing where he's like, all these guys talk about working hard, Kevin Hart, all these guys.

He goes, luck has a lot to do with it. A lot of guys are working real hard. Luck, circumstances. You're like, I remember everybody shitting on Aziz. Like, oh, he's only getting the stuff. He sold like a thing where he sold three scripts to Apatel's company or something like that. This is before he was big. I'm like, I can't believe it's just because he's brown.

I'm like, I know other brown people that aren't getting out of it, though. So, like, what separates him? Also, three scripts is a lot of work. I remember all of us doing that, like, our group. I'm like, have any of you guys written one script yet? And it was like, no. I'm like, then shut the fuck up. You're not really complaining when a guy sold the three things he made.

Yeah. I know. No, I know. I mean, I did write many scripts. It was before that. This is before that. Okay. This is before that.

Okay. I wrote a lot of stuff. Well. Yeah. So then, and then it, dude, and then the, it's the fish is, I mean, it's, It was just alive, like an hour ago. And then it's so cheap. Two people, beers.

By the way, they took so long to bring us our fish. They brought extra fish at this one place. And it was $20. Yeah, you got to get ready for some of these places. They're like, it ain't going to be fast. They're going to cook it up for you. Or maybe kill it and then debone it and then cook it up for you. Like, it's going to take some time.

They're not in a hurry. Bring some cards. Service industry, like, they do actually have one of the best restaurants we went to was in Sanukville. and they have these, there's a handful of them and they train kids how to work in the restaurant industry so they don't have to be prostitutes. Child labor, yeah, trained kids. They're like basically, because they were,

but dude, they didn't even know how to like, they had to teach them. It was like a training restaurant, but they're very good. Like the meals are delicious. But they didn't even know how to put, like there would be a lady watching and the girl would put the spoon in like the water.

And you're like, no, no, no, it goes on the napkin. Like it was that sort of level of thing. And they're like, this is so they don't have to be prostitutes. this is so that they don't have to work in like textile plants they can actually earn a living making money in a restaurant and they teach them out of cook

but it is shocking that they have zero like they'll just put the plate like upside down on there and you're like no no no it goes this way I'm like why it'll get dirty that way I'm like actually yeah good point especially with a sand around you should put it upside down they're like let me oh that spoon's dirty

let me lick it off for you okay there it's better now you're like nope can't do that did you just go in the water and see the stuff Wait, get on the water and see The bioluminescence Oh yes So I went out because I was like I'm going out there

So I went out there And I was watching the waves And I wasn't seeing it You told me that you have to touch the waves Not touch them I saw a little bit But yeah From yes

And then I saw videos of people going like this And it's just like It looks like a mushroom trip You didn't see it No but I saw the waves coming in I went out at like midnight dots what looked like dots i saw some illumination but i didn't not like where you go like this and so i they didn't they go you go out there and then you will see it and it pisses me off that

nobody told me that you have to touch the water because the water is i went all the way out on that pier and i thought it's just going to show up in the waves but since it's a bay there weren't really many waves so i saw a little bit but i didn't see like the true that oh look at the bio don't show oh this is fuck it whoa what is this this is the other thing drones drones are fucking ruining sucks you're not the only one here

I don't care about your video they make a lot of noise this one don't show the video titles for this yeah see they're not touching it it just looks like that oh that that's that's exposure yeah that's not hold on what was that bitch doing what was that bitch doing

who's fucking bitch expectation okay this is the expectation this is my expectation too yeah that versus reality you look very close you'll see yes okay all right so then I was right yeah that I saw a little bit but my expectation literally was that because I think I saw pictures it ain't this

yeah it's not okay that's what I thought it's also more greenish dots which is surprising these are all the bluish okay so I did see it I was expecting like the whole ocean to dance like an animated Disney film. It's more like this color, but it'll leave it a little darker. Okay. Then I did see it.

And you kick it. And then on the beach, when they washed up, that's when you see the dots on the beach. And if you're like, we're on mushrooms, look down, it looks like you're looking at stars. I've also seen the biolimbus and worms in somewhere, I'm not going to say, we're in Gold Coast, Australia. Okay. And then another one in an island or a beach in, or an island in Mexico somewhere. I saw it better in Manhattan Beach in L.A. and a buddy that you still live there

So we'd go down there And one night we were drunk And all of us were in the water And it was when that biolucent algae was there So all the waves were glowing And that's what I thought this was gonna be So I did see it It just wasn't

So this seems like a That seems a little bigger than what Yeah that's not Yeah well that's tough Because on a wave Maybe more like that It's about right But you gotta go away from the light

Yes As far away from the light as possible What I was was around Like I said, so there's no real light. It's only daylight, but there's no like lights. All right. Well, it's not here. So you didn't see it.

Well, I feel better. No, I did see it then because I saw very like I was expecting way more. Yeah. But I saw like a little bit. I thought it was just like the moon illuminating like a wave. But I think it was just the whatever that. What causes this? I don't know.

I think it's just the who they are, the type of animal there. Oh, that's it. Yeah. Oh, this is, yeah. Wait. You can see under. if you want to look at what it looks like underwater there that's about it okay oh what where it was about oh i'm saying if you google the island and then scuba you'll be able to see the shit underneath

i actually got more comfortable in the water going there i would do deep dives i would go down i've never done that i'm not i'm this scuba i no i'm not scuba snorkel i'm afraid of the you just hold you just hold your breath dive hold it and then go back yeah but i have we i have i have almost drowned as a kids who have a little bit of a fear of the water this is the green but it's not like that yeah that seems it was just dots just a billion dots and then you could like step on to smush it it would like it like it like it when you smash a uh firefly see like that yes like where that go like up to the top and like third one third and fourth like this is the shit yeah oh that's what you'd see yeah and more and then when it would get deeper you'd see much bigger so you would

dive down look for like as long as you can hold your breath and go back up yes that's not very far but sometimes there when you got in deeper parts you could dive down like 15 feet which for me is like a big deal i know most people are like but uh yeah i thought it was a big moment for me as growing as a person it's not bad it's not bad uh and then yeah then we went back on the chinese highway the chinese highway that they built in order to steal that whole land area is fucking amazing. They even have rest stops that are like,

there's a lot of don't wash your feet in the sink signs. Don't wash your feet in the toilet and don't wash your feet in the sink. Because people do all the time.

Yeah, that I would, I would, wager is probably why they put that there. Okay, what a trip. It was, and I, thank you for the recommendation.

Yeah. It's funny when you were like, where should I go that? It's like, I mean, because people, People give these recommendations based generally on what they want.

What I, the use, I usually tell people, it's like, when Yusuf, when he was still fucking and drinking, and he'd go on the road and he'd go where, what's a cool bar? And people on the road would give him their version of what they thought this cool L.A. comic would wanna do. Yes. And their version of it was nightclub,

loud techno music light club, which is like, that's fucking movie shit, it's dumb, it's awful. And he kept getting the same answer because he thought they were answering what they thought he was meaning. Yeah. He finally figured out to get the word across what he meant was, hey, where the bars are where people with mustaches go?

And then they're like, oh, so it's like a hipster, whatever. They go, oh, go to this area, go to this area, cool, cool, whatever. Brooklyn, okay, cool. And so it's like, how do you ask? So, like, when Red Band moved to L.A., Rogan's like, you should live in Calabasas. It's nice. And it's like, Joe, you're giving advice based on what you want.

Quiet. This is before you had kids, but it's like a quiet place. way away from everybody and he wanted he was new to L.A. and was young and he wanted action. He wanted friends and then eventually he moved to Burbank. But like

so when you were like here's what I want I'm like I mean you just want a place to go it's this if you're looking to rough it I don't know what your chick is like like I barely met her back then but it was like if you weren't rustic it's this but also you told me you go

I think you'll like Cambodia because it's not super touristy I mean it is touristy but it's not overly and also like it's rougher around the edges and i was like and you're like you're gonna like you like rougher around the edges shit so there's me given the hyle hitler with a bunch of um burmese kids to pay off a bet with actually punch strong sports oh it with tibo yeah it's whose team went the longest i remember that i had to like find someone this twitter that i was traveling with i was like do you

have a twitter i was like cool can you post this picture and tag this guy jason tibo i'm off right now i've locked myself out but i need to show that i paid off a bet and then he goes hey the guy Tybo he said bet paid That's so great Because me with a Hitler mustache Those were the fun days Yeah Just like nobody gave a fuck

No one gave a fuck And people who did give a fuck We're into it And that's it There weren't a hundred fucking thousand Glamon videos of let's attack All these podcasts

To say what they're doing wrong Just so we can get some Some money off their fame Yeah It's a see they're like This is what Rogan did wrong today I'm like Why don't you get your own life

It's crazy You've just turned into the you're the e network for comedy podcasts which is great for comedy podcasts they've become big enough it's interesting but it's like those guys are like but you're the same vultures that those guys that the e network were those punch drunk days like we saw brad pit out of the fucking nightclub this week yeah all right you guys are all hack homos it's like paparazzi for for losers and you're not even there you didn't even hide in the bushes like a paparazzi like you didn't uncover it they put it on a podcast yes the uncovering is the they're like can you believe howard stern said

said this we've uncovered a video that's how it starts I was like you're from my television show he put it out there yeah he wanted you to see it um so you liked it you really like I loved it I think about it all the time it's like one of those things where you're like I want to go back but you're like there's other places to travel to but you're also like

that place every week we talk about like we should just go I think about all the other places in Cambodia that did not get to that I just couldn't have because I was there for probably 10 12 days whatever it was so I went I mean this would be an episode I guess myself I went to meet my friend and another friend,

but more my friend Sarah, in the interim between when I decided to meet them, and I'd gone to a full moon party with them, me and Pete went and met them. They're just good traveler friends. She was dating another guy, a comedian, and in the interim, she started dating this guy. So now I met these guys to be a third wheel.

And I was. So I'm doing my own thing, found those fire dancers, found all this stuff, found my own. Because of that, look at the positive, I was able to find this private beach way through the jungle and read, finally get to fucking Rolf Potts's book. But I mean, I want to get back to that. But I only had 10 days.

So we flew, we met William Childress, who brought me to Yangon. He was doing a show in, I believe it was Plampen, not CM-Reyep, but it might have been CM-Reap. I don't know. Nah, it was CM-Reap. You're doing a show in SeaM-Ree? He was doing a show? They had these expat shows. shows, all the ex, all the expats show up

because it's the one thing of entertainment for the next three weeks. He was doing a show. Another, I was like, do you want to perform? Like, no, because I'm going to not perform for the next three months. I'm not going to sit on a bomb for three months. Yeah. If I buy, and by the way, it was half the outdoor.

It was literally the roof right over this place and then stopped and then outdoor. It was a hellscape. I got a tower of beer, one of those with a fucking thing. Uh-huh. Me and Sarah sat there and this other guy. and the other comic on that night was Ari Matty

Shut the fuck up Did you meet him? Yeah And did he remember meeting you? Oh, of course he would have Because he would be like, I know who you are I was a big American comic By the way, Ari Maddie

When I met him, I go, hey, I'm Ryan O'Neill, he goes I know who you are. He's like Danish and O'Neill I listened to all about the comedy store And I go, what? He goes, I go, where were you what you did? He goes, I was in America. Australia. He's like, I used to listen to you all the time. He goes, I love the old

comedy store tales. And I was like, that's fucking crazy. That's what you meet him and then you it's sometimes like. And then like Eaget was like this new guy is really funny. This guy named Ari Maddie. I'm like, I know him. I'm like, no, no, he's new. Like he kind of just came to America. I'm like, no, I met him. He's like, where would you have met him like Cambodia? He goes, yeah, right. And I'm like, no, I think I did. Was he shocked when he was like, hey, I met you. And you're like. Yeah. I don't remember how we remember I might not have remembered. I might have just been like, he was like, I was the other comic there.

I might have been like, oh, right. I kind of had a vague memory because I didn't know you before, so why would I remember? But do you ever get that where you, you meet somebody where you, or you see somebody in the middle of nowhere and you're so blown away, but they're not that really. They're like, it's like it's not a big deal. And you're like, how are you not? Like that little shit like that. I'm like, I can't fucking believe this. I was 2017.

Yes, it was. yeah what it was 2017 yeah no I'm saying when you were gone yeah I remember but I think this was that I don't think it was the full first full mochape with Pete but I think it was 2017 when I went to southeast I was in this big canyon Grand Canyon and not near northern Thailand and I was walking along the top of this ridge whatever this bunch of people's tourist up and I was walking and I heard this guy telling his wife about this kind of newish podcast named the Joe Rogan experience and he was like it's so cool and he was telling us what this is 2017 so he wasn't what he was way before oh yeah way before the pandemic even eight years in people are like yeah podcasting still he was like

big but in this world of people when you got interviews you had to tell them what it would it's like it's like an internet radio show that's when podcast was the most fun it was the most fun it was when it was outlaw now all these fucking people sold their souls and it's business yeah and i get it sell for business but it wasn't what it was and i love the early years when it really was outlaw it was so it was It is not outlaw. It's another thing, which is amazing. It is, but. It's big business and that in itself that became that is wild.

Comics can not worry about like losing their fucking life to whatever. Great. But I like the same as a comedy store. I like the days when the main room was open one day a week. Yeah. And we can go back there to fuck. And I'm going to fucking full casinos. And I'm going to battle the OR because these fucking people don't go to want a beer.

And then later people are like, oh, it's the best one. They had like David Spade, Ron White, Joe Rogan, Doug. Greg Fitzsimmons, Louis C.K. Sarah Silverner, I'm like, yeah, yeah, sure. That's not my favorite years. I agree. But anyway, what was I saying? We were talking. So I was on Green King, this guy was like, oh, my God, this is, like, Joe Rogan, he has all these, like, he has, like, like, athletes and, like, long distance routes, and there's just comedians. And I'm listening to this guy, and he's, like, we're, like, waiting because, like, some people were passing. So I'm listening to him. He's not that far away, and I'm hearing this thing.

And I'm like, I mean, I'm in middle of nowhere. I was recognized once on that beach, on that beach, maybe two times ever, once was on that beach, or going where I was, where I read Rolf's book. And I was coming by some guys like, on the beach was a way, he was like, oh, are you Shafir? I'm like, yeah, he goes, what? What are you doing here? I'm like, I kind of same as you. And he's like, oh, hell yeah, you kind of take a picture.

I'm like, yeah, but don't post it till for like three months because I don't want anybody know where I am. And right now I'm just disappeared. He goes, no problem. And he didn't. That's great. Anyway, so this guy's talking to his chick about. Joe Rogan podcast.

He goes, he's got his comedians on. And it's like, so cool. And then it was my turn to go. So I was like, how are you doing? He goes, good, how are you? And then all this stuff. You're like, dude, I'm so close. Yet you could, like, you're like, dude.

You're talking about me and you don't even know. You wonder how often does that happen? How often does that happen in life where you're like, you're talking about something that's so far away and yet it's standing right next to you. It's wild. I did that. I had a girlfriend that I lived with for five years.

Yeah. And she was from where I grew up. And one day, like this is like 20 years later, I went back to where I grew up. And her brother was there. He worked at a restaurant. He was setting up tables outside. And I didn't want to talk to him.

So I waited until his back was turned and I walked by him by like six inches. And you wonder, how many times of your life is somebody you know, just goes, I don't want to talk to this guy and then passes by you and you'll never know in your whole life. Or the people who said at any sort of like whatever, go like

if I ever see this motherfucker, I'll kill you. And then you see them later. I thought it was on site. Literally, I guess nobody's ever cited it me. That is crazy though. You're like, it's right here, man. I right here. That's. So here's Panampan right here.

I want to go to Vietnam. Oh, well, what I want to do is and I talk to Turner about this all the time. Turner Sparks will be on this podcast or has already. He's the one who brought me to China. He's great. Is he the guy who does the comedy, the Asian comedy? His partner did and then became the head of Live Nation Asia.

Now he just runs up a promotion company in Australia. Because if I go back, I want to do like the comedy tour. But I also like you do. So let's, I'll put you in touch with Turner. Okay. And he at least would get you started with like call this guy or what's out. this guy. We met a guy while we were on that bus tour who did it too.

Remember in like Charlotte or what you go? This guy's I don't forget who it was but I, oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe Atlanta. Did we do Atlanta? We did know. Maybe Charlotte. It might have been, it might have been Childress. It was a big fat guy. Yeah.

Big fat piece of shit. Big fat. He was an opium outside, uh, outside of Kuwait. I'm also concerned you want to go back because you're like every time you go back, it's going to be more built up and you, there is like a sense of. where you're like, I have to get back because I want it to be like the way that it was. So I think that's why you got to find new places

because the places you work. I have this deal in New York. You go to a bar, it's so cool. And I've done this over and over again. I'm not going to say the names. It's so cool with a hidden gem. Somebody pictures it and blogs it. It's over.

And so now I realize all these cool bars are temporary. Everything. And you enjoy it while you can. And then suddenly there's a bouncer. And you're like, oh, well, well, that was done. But that means there's another three bars that I don't know about yet that I got. got to find.

Yeah. So look at this. Pan Pan here. Sonogville somewhere around here in the south. CM Reap up here. Look at all this. You know there's villages here. I know.

You know there's places to go here that I don't even know about. I went CM Reap, Panampen later on a whatever. And actually, they must have been in Panam. And if you look at that park up there, go up to the, what is it? Yeah. Like, what is that fucking place? Dude, don't you love seeing something on a Google Maps and then just opening it up? Yeah.

Look at this Look at this This is like This is The Wyoming of Campoireche National Park That is the other thing

We want to We want to go west Like There were some places Like a couple hours Outside Penang Pan That were like amazing But look at this

It's a different Totally different landscape Yeah except this fucking piece of shit Look at this fat fuck Have some respect Dude Maybe he's like

6'6 Seven, and this is the only size shirt you could find. He's looked like Bobby Least. You've been saving that one. Wait, go back to the one right there. What is the, look at this. This looks like, or go out, not this fucking guy. Look at this.

Totally different landscape. This looks like, uh, Africa. I mean, it's like America where you go like, like, oh, the Hudson River Valley is awesome. Fucking white chicks. They're the only people who make up religions as they go. Look at this. this fucking they're always like I worship the sun goddess who will bestow upon me like what is this like I don't know man I'm just doing it and then there'll be like some guy who's missing like two

legs and they're like oh get out my shot you get out of the shot ruining it these people are going to die and these fucking mopeds on an island on a fucking oh look at this so there's all these places still to go yeah so if you want to go back to you and by the way I'll tell you this what sarah said when we got back to this she's one who took me to the island i went to when we when we got the boat got in a dock she goes oh it's been built up oh it was 2017 you went 2023 yeah built up even more she goes no there was like 10 huts here there was like one hostel and 10 huts and then it was bigger so i had to find what she had by walking 35 40 minutes around through a jungle to where it can't beat you again you just got to find the new place you

Honestly, and it's really not that hard. It's kind of like you just go to the place where people are like, well, I wouldn't go there because of the name. I look at this. Poland is like, I want to go to Poland. I mean, Poland is awesome. Look at, yeah, this is amazing. Look at this place. Look at that. Yeah.

So that's the kind of shit you and I separately or together could go back to. Yes, it's still like good. It's still untouched. Like Vietnam. certain areas get way more built up. Thailand is very built up in some areas. I feel like all the regional burns are as big as the early Burning Man's were. When you start hearing about Burning Man,

the regional burns are now as big as they were, but less fucking, you know. I could see that. You also have to consider that people, there are so many areas that have not been talked about. People are just going with the absolute most talked about. It's like picking a stock.

Like there, you know five popular ones, but there's thousands of good deals of, good companies that you could buy look at this so you got this shit in this place that's fucking right right and you also got a down with like real stores yeah god damn dude i really want to go all right let's wrap this up guys again ryan has a podcast called slop quest that you can find right now on spotify the kittens and crowdwork didn't take off where it did not it did not i thought it was a good idea i'm i said abby's like you got to keep posting them

What are you doing? I was like, I posted a bunch. I thought people like cats. I have a lot of, I have audio tape of all of my stuff. There's good bits in there. What's this? This is our, this is that picture from Skankfest. It's me, call him.

You can only see his arm. It's you, me, and Sam Talent. You never released that one, right? It's coming. It's coming right before. Oh, you are. Okay. Because you seem disappointed in it.

It was all, I was joke disappointed. It was all over the place. And I, my first live one. And I threw it together because it's Skankfest. And you were like, Norton was on it too, right? No. Sam Talent showed up late. When was Norton on?

Oh, Norton was a different scale. Maybe you did a different one. No, no, it was something else. But Sam Talent and I bonded and you go, uh, cut that, cut all of that. That's what you said. On bonding? Because he and I, then he's like, this is great. I'm glad that you, because we had never met.

Oh, whenever I say cut that on, a positive thing. It's generally a thing. Sometimes you're just dead serious. I had to tell what, yeah, that's the problem. It's like, you don't know. The problem. told Niana, I was like, shoot, I was like, listen, when I say

cut something, that means cut it. But half the time, when I say cut something, I'm making fun of myself cutting it. But you understand that like your tone is completely the same. Would you go cut that? It's never been that. It's never been that.

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Probably the best thing to ever come out of all things comedy. be honest, to be legitimately honest. And I'm talking about your mom's house, skeptic tank, punch drunk, the Burtcast, something's burning. I agree. I think Ryan O'Neill was the best thing to come out of that. I agree. Also, we do, we do a two hour show, first hour is free, but the second hour is on Patreon

and what we do for the second hour is you basically pay the gay away. There's no gay talk in the second hour. No, it's all gay talk first. So if you, there's some gay talk, but you won't hear any gay talk. You won't hear any gay talk. You pay the gay away on Patreon. You and DeWitt for 82 episodes so far. Yeah. Wow.

This is my new studio. You guys in my house. I don't understand. And I'll say this. I'll put a drop early on three hours ago. If what's missing from podcast today is retarded. Yeah. Well, this is, yeah.

It's just a straight, retarded. Look at Yangon. The fucking car's driving over the fucking. fucking, it was driving over the fucking. Oh, I saw that. Yes. I saw that fucking photo. I didn't know what that was.

They drive, but the food is on a thing this wide, so the cars can drive over it. Is that to season it with exhaust? No, it's just they got to get through. Okay. They're like, don't move it, just driving a straight line. We need more retarded. I was in Myanmar and they, I met some Canadian chicks that came up somewhere there. And, um, and, uh, it's a good ad for, is it Aura?

whatever that fucking hat you look like a fucking hostage that's Indonesia that's Indonesia this the sliding fucking I love this I thought first I thought it was a camera where you got with my mom and I got me and I just put my travel pictures in there that thing's great it just keeps like I literally was sitting in this chair the other night

watching oh yeah I think it says Frankie City relax in Burmese you were watching it I was watching it last I was sitting in this chair because there's no TV so I was just watching the photos go by I should just do an episode not now but a while

once I get more pictures in there I'm just like pause let's talk about each one Who's that kid That's on the great pyramid of Giza Oh fuck These kids were like You're like you're why

We were playing soccer On the pyramids And then an hour later The guards like No No That's me with a Komodo dragon That is nuts

God damn Yeah Oh also You know I record it now You know we were SlopQuest is Okay so I was in Myanmar I met some chicks and they would go, hey, these Canadian chicks, four Canadian chicks.

They're my favorites. And they're like, what are you doing? I'm a comedian, okay, cool. And then they talked to me the next day. And this is before I look the way I do, before Baldwin took over. This was eight years ago, nine years ago. And they go, you're 42? And I was like, yeah, like, what?

They looked at me up. And they go, you have a podcast? Like, which one should I start with? And I gave them the Danish and O'Neill, episode 50. Yeah. Deliverance. Deliverance. No, it was 100. 100 yeah you didn't do the first

yeah and then every 50 after that on Skeptic Tank these will all be deleted soon will they yeah it's weird because I look at the like someone did it I was on Reddit someone's like best of and I was like fuck yeah we made the best of I made sure to do it every 50

that's me and Mark they were it's just gonna get people in trouble almost no one's going back to listen the ones that will go back to listen are looking for the thing to ruin somebody so I'm like I'm just gonna take them off And then I go, what you're going to start?

Start with Deliverance. That's a really funny one. And she came the next day and she goes, okay, cool, I need something to listen to her. She goes, right away. It was a lot about having sex with people with Down syndrome. That's not true. I know exactly the part that they're talking about. And nobody's talking about having sex with someone with Down syndrome.

There was a girl. She has retardation and she had unbelievable tits. And like, I can't control that. And they would flop out when her mother used her a slave labor to pick up all the groceries. And am I not supposed to? It was more of a, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a mother. It was about the mother using her to do this and forcing her. The retardation was it was a, it was a vehicle for what we're trying to get to.

It was a plot device. But anyway, if you want the retarded, the full on, that, you want SlopQuest. Yes. It's that. It's what you're missing from old. stand up for a podcast straight up ridiculous hilarious go to slap questions just guys you're up to 82 episodes we move it 40 if you're not going to go by 40 episodes in so let me ask the question is it like beach cops or you got to go from the start on um no this is that you can

jump in beach cops is definitely like that was the biggest problem with our podcasts we you would have to start from one and go up also great did you ever hear about on beach cops we ended up writing a screenplay during a pandemic live on it. And then people ended up animating it and they ended up doing the voices for it. Yeah. And it was a wild one draft screenplay that took us a year to write on air. And then people acted it out for us. And it is one of the wild.

I honestly, For the shooter? It's better. Dude, it is. Here's a line from it. Suck this gun barrel like it's a pig dick. so and I feel like that for me was like I was like I've this is what I wanted to do in podcasting yeah like somehow do it a little different and do fun stuff like this I feel like

it's really turned so I would say guys listeners out there I know this actually legitimately not speaking to most of you probably over 90% it's not speaking to but to that single digit percent there's two ways to go to talk to your coworkers about the new Tim Dylan episode episode. Can you believe what he said? Which is fun. But if you want to be the guy who's like, what's SlopQuest? What's that mug? It's like, oh, you can't handle it. That is the best you can say. This is the new studio. We were removed from the all things comedy studio. We're still on the network. Damn. They were amazing. That's the one you want to go to. To go, I am hearing some wild shit. And if you come across someone of your travels who also listens to. swap quest you will have slop quest you will have just a friend for life who understands this stuff you guys are both should be put away so there's 82 episodes right now that'll tell you guys how long i've been holding on to this episode it's an episode 82 right now this could be and who knows by the way we have you could be done with this podcast by that time we'll have launched our

animation series poor impulse control animation on youtube it'll probably be up by then okay check it out yeah before this goes up I'm like any new projects I'm like oh yeah I've been my new I've yeah I'm in the coma my grandson is just had his bar mitzvah mention that this is Abby Ryan died like three years ago all right um okay ask everybody this before we go I did not do this on your tester episode well what is it which I really should AI I'm gonna hey guys let's look at it's look into it's a fun by the way the India one is great I got charged by a live wild tiger. The nature preserve that you went to was great.

Yeah, there is a, yeah, that's a wild. India's a wild place. Yeah, okay. I ask what country is calling you and travel tips. Okay. So answer in any order you want. It means like, we're like, oh, I want to go to this place and I've never been. And travel tips could be anywhere from.

Don't worry about going back to a place. There'll be a new place that's not ruined. or anywhere from that to bring toilet paper to China or pack light, a lot of people do that one, whatever. So, but any, whatever you think. But I think we had a few in this episode, but if you can remember one. I'm, uh, one Peru. Peru, you want to go to.

I really want to go to Peru because there's a Machu, Pichu, but then there's this other, uh, Pichu, Machu. Yeah. There's other things similar to Machu Pichu, but it's a two-day hike in, two-day hike out, but there's nobody there. and it's it's very similar it's just nobody goes there because it's too hard to get there but you can hire a guide for $100 and he'll take you in there so I want to go there I also would like to go to Argentina that's the island wait oh that's the one that you went to yeah because it's very simple far enough off you see one boat in the water yeah and it looks very similar I also want to go I definitely want to go to Argentina I want to go to these German towns in Argentina and find your relatives yeah we're all the Nazis like like minded with yeah yeah we share values um and then i oh and then uh uzbekistan is also a big Uzbekistan yeah who's where is it oh yeah Uzbekistan up there Uzbekistan up there

Uzbekistan and my bit tash tash kent is the capital that literally never heard of my travel tip is do you have clothing that you're going to throw away pack that clothing and then as you use it throw it away and then when you come back you'll have way one you will have gotten rid of all your shit

and you'll have utilized it in a good way second you'll have way less shit to bring back with you which would leave room for souvenirs if you want exactly like you can pack I always I only pack one bag ever whether I'm going three weeks or whatever you can always find a way to clean it

slash R slash one bag yeah and so then you can pack it as full as you want and then you have shit in your closet that you're going to throw away. Throw it away when you're done using it there. And then, yeah, then when you come back,

you'll either have a shitload of cool souvenirs or you'll have your bag will be almost empty. Yeah. That's a good, that's a good tip. Yeah. Because there is that shirt like, I don't want this.

You're like, but maybe I'll wear it to like something. And then you end up washing it again. Like, damn, it's back washed where you take all the stuff and like wash it. And some of it's like you spray it. You'll spray it with like whatever the insecticide that they want you to.

And you're like, well, Like, Prometheon or something. Yeah, Diet or whatever the fuck they want. And get your shots. Don't be a, don't be a lunatic. Oh, I said it on stage the other day. I was like, oh, fuck, I'm sore I got vaccinated.

And everyone's like, they could hear the murmur of like pro and con or whatever. And then talking about it later, I was like, fuck, this vaccine hurts. And they're like, what the fuck? I'm like, for like, chicken gunia and like, and like, dengue. It's like, oh. And I'm like, oh, so now you're not upset? Yeah. What do you mean?

Guys, there's other vacations. There were vaccinations before 2000, 2020. Yeah, it's not the one you're thinking of. It's like, uh, yellow fever. Yeah, it's fucking, it's tetanus. It's rabies. Oh, it's been 10 years since your tetanus vaccine. No one's dropping dead from it.

But they are from tetanus. Dude, but I will say, I will get like all, I'll get like five shots in a row. I'll feel weird as fuck for a week. For sure. This one of them, one went right in and one went like, you could feel it going, I'm like, damn, that's full. I was like, oh, he was just a shot. But this was like, oh, I can feel a juice in in there.

And then I had to hold my hand for like an hour. Yeah, they don't know. Some of those like, some of them, though, is a roll of a dice. You're like, well, you can do this one. It's $800. And you're like, how likely am I to get this? And they're like, well, there's a slim chance. You're like, I'll roll the dice on this.

Is your Instagram Y O'Neill? Oh, Ryan, O'Neill. Yeah, Ryan, oh, I see. Okay, that's a good tip. Yeah, pack your shit you're going to chuck Shit you want to get rid of anyway Because then you don't wash it when you're gone You'll get a new shirt somewhere

There's nothing better than throwing it in the garbage When you're done Leaving in a hotel when you're leaving Just like leave it there Yeah And if you don't bring souvenirs back You literally have You'll have the lightest bag

You've ever had Even better why it's dirty I'm not gonna wear it again on this trip Why am I lugging it? Yeah Yes Lugging it around is the fucking worst Yeah

But pack a full bag That's smart Get rid of shit Yeah That's basically On these short trips Those two things are basically it And yeah

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SlopQuist O-N-E-I-L That is O-N-E-I-L Every two years They revert back To just putting one L on there After all these years

I go You can't even get it right You can't spell it right that's comedy store these are the stuff we did in the beginning I will always love you but it does seem like a long time ago

that we really does there's the dolly stuff what I talked about okay and there's your is that what happened to you on the bus that's

he wanted it it seems like you may have been like into it a lot of it he wanted a bad I can't wait to SlopQuest everybody get there right now

I want to hear the story about you being sexually assaulted on the bus that's a stage story some of these are my i'm done giving us out on podcast i'm make them good on stage no i well you could tell me afterwards but it's uh

it's a really funny story sounds like thank you buddy thanks for having me dude i'll be back tomorrow to do the bus store which might be out before but i'm going to give this to fucking uh column on his he won a trippy award oh shit column was oh was that for

oh fucking biggest bitch of shit 24 Trevor trip the first time i heard that story was we're in seattle And I go, this guy raw dog to fucking tie hooker. And I was like, what the fuck? And then didn't pay her. What a piece of shit.

Wow. Anyway, guys, also, if you have a piece of shit award possibility, best meals. I came up with this on the fly. Best meal, biggest piece of shit, least adventurous, most adventurous, best pictures. Those are the ones I thought of. If you have a category of like, best sexual adventure, last year Joe List got it. Oh. Trying to get laid and failing on the, on the sulkasai trail, the Machu Picchu.

Really? Yeah, trying to fuck his ex-girlfriend. She had diarrhea the whole time. Couldn't do it. best sexual adventure that's what we call i had i had that when i was trying to uh propose in india yeah that was a that was a diarrhea it might be an award winner it's a best most romantic most romantic could be so guys if you have one that you're like hey this could be a nominee for something for this reason best drugs was yaba uh montan don't best meal was was uh rolf potts

on top of a monastery and wherever what would he eat whatever the monastery gave him but like what a cool meal but in the middle of no yeah yeah in the mountains by the way these fucking syria afghanistan i didn't realize what fucking uh these monks they're just like homeless people and they go door to door and they're like give me food people do yeah and it's they're such scumbags it's unreal so if you have a nominee say hey a trippy nominee and then put it in there in the comments on youtube longest episode like always all right thank you bye all right Oh wow, thank you. American.

Good. Is sugar, endulante? No, just a negro. Yeah. Yeah. First in Chile? Ah, yes. Yeah, like, um, um,

a, um, one a month. Oh, only in Valparaiso? Now, at Santiago, and then, and then, uh, and then,

and in the north? No. No, no. Bolivia, and then, like, yeah. Bolivia is similar to North of Chile. Yeah, similar. Apacas. Oh, yeah, I saw an old map.

And the old map was Bolivia went all the way. I mean, the northern part of Chile belonged to Argentina and Peru. There was a war among Chile, Argentina, and Peru, and Chile won. And Bolivia lost the most. So it's very similar. This is six-old for Yvesseviche. Ah, Buena. It's a grinder.

Okay. Molina, India. And Josevici will be ready in 7 to 10 minutes. Take your time? No, I like black. Grazie. Yeah. Man, I did not expect Thalparaiso, Indiana, to be so exciting.

Should have taken sugar. Thanks, Ryan. What a fucking crazy trip to Cambodia. He's going to come back. He's the funniest man in the world. I mean, at least the funniest man in America. No, what do you mean? We have the funniest people.

Nah, Australians, dude. At a hostel, Australians, they're who you want for laughs and cocaine. But you want Ryan O'Neill in America in a conversation. God damn. His podcast SlopQuest is on Spotify right now, wherever you find podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, whatever. On YouTube.com slash at SlopQuest that he does with DeWitt. Also, if you go to the Patreon for SlopQuest, they've got all the Boner City, USA, beach cops, and SlopQuest episodes.

Over 400 episodes. Damn. Should I do that with Skeptic Tanks? For the Ubi Chippin' Patreon? I forgot to send the guy across the globe. Okay, we've got to do that by the end of the year. Heather, we got to do that by the end of the year. okay i'm doing it i'm doing it i haven't taken the money uh ryan's on instagram at facebook

and youtube at ryan o'neill comedy um check them all out for that cambodia what a trip what a trip what a place damn i mean i loved it the low clock is the best um but i got to be honest indiana i've only been to indianapolis before and this city of valparais Arizona, with all the murals and everything, just really enticed and like enchanted me. Really did. Please subscribe wherever you're watching and listening to Ubi Chippin and tell a friend about it. I've met some people in hostels out there in Rwanda before I got back to Indiana for this intro and outro that were listening.

And man, you guys put up a sticker somewhere magical. and get a t-shirt. You'd be tripping shirt. People ask me. I wear mine because I had to do whatever, but then I wear them. People are like, what is that? I'm like, it's a podcast.

Like, is it good? I'm like, yeah. If you like travel, it is. And comedy. Next week, I don't know who's on. Maybe Brett Ernst. Maybe. I really don't know.

I didn't forget. Two weeks, it'll be Byron Bowers. And in four weeks, Rolf Potts will be on. And thank you to your mom's house network for producing this. Alan Caffey for editing, Niana and Chris for putting it all together. And that's it, you guys. I'm having a blast. I hope you get out by the end of the year and go somewhere special. Go to Cambodia. It's not as dangerous as you think. It's actually pretty

fun. And go support Ryan O'Neill's comedy. He's one of the most underrated guys in the world. Honestly, in conversation, you're not doing any better. And on stage, also, I mean, anyone who saw him open for me, I'm disgusting. And he is disgusting. Yeah, go see him in Austin. He's there right now. Go ask the mothership when he's playing. Ask the Creek in the Cave when he's playing.

And Black Rabbit. Forget what else is there. Glad to see him there. Getting his due finally. That's it, you guys. I hope you enjoyed everything. The trippies are coming. Please vote in the comments below if you're watching on YouTube for your favorite episodes.

Favorite episodes, favorite meals, favorite, I mean, this diarrhea that he got in India. Damn, it wasn't this episode. Just diarrhea a lot. He's also going to come back on to talk about India. He's also going to come back on to talk about Peru. Yeah, oh, vote in for your favorite trippies. So, like, what else we got?

We got best meals, worst meals, worst trip. That's O'Connor. Prove me wrong, but that's O'Connor. Best trip, best guest, best sexual adventure, best, I don't know, if you can think of a category, put it in the comments below. I'm Arshaferra, and I really love doing this podcast. Legitimately, I love doing it. Thank you guys for listening. If you didn't listen, I'd probably do it anyway. This isn't like my other one. It's not a job. I actually really enjoy talking about travel. So, subscribe, wherever you watch are listening and tell up front. Until next week, you guys. Go visit.

Indiana. They have great cities. They got great cities. Get a little taste of the view. Let's get one little taste of the view. Oh yeah, do this. That's cool. If I didn't mess it up so much, that would have been cool. Okay. Okay. Bye! Next week.