You Be Trippin' - Route 66 w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | You Be Trippin with Ari Shaffir

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

Follow H. & Kevin on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/?hl=en SPONSORS: -Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/trippin , ALL LOWERCASE. On this episode of You Be Trippin, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley of Are You Garbage? shoot a travel documentary across the iconic Route 66. On the show, they talk about the the diners, food challenges, county fairs, and strange roadside attractions they encountered along the famous route. Also, a cameraman got dysentery, their bus broke down, and H. Foley shit himself. It sounds like a blast! Other topics include: sword swallowers, John Denver, therapy lizards, technical issues, and Uranus, Missouri. Get your kicks! Check out their Route 66 Tour Special at https://www.youtube.com/@AreYouGarbage Available February 25th, 2025! You Be Trippin' Ep. 55 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:46 - Famous Routes, Songs About Route 66, & John 00:05:14 - Route 66, RVs, & Food Challenges 00:09:40 - Road Trips & Filming Shows 00:13:54 - The Diner and Motel 00:17:46 - Route 66 Origins & Cuba, MO 00:24:54 - Super Small Town & Shooting a Show 00:28:37 - No Ubers & Their Bus Driver 00:37:02 - More Stops, Oklahoma State Fair, & County Fairs 00:45:29 - One Argument, Covering Smells, & A Derogatory 00:50:33 - Their Travel Group 00:53:18 - Their Bus Broke Down 00:59:29 - H. Foley Pooped His Pants 01:07:36 - Vegas & A Statue 01:11:47 - The LA Show, Tech Issues, & Dysentery 01:16:47 - Roadside Attractions 01:25:29 - Travel Tips & Where Next Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's a travel podcast. Every week we go to a different place across the globe. And this week we have the greatest country in the world the United States of America of us yeah and what two better Americans and this two pieces of trash human garbage Kevin Ryan and H Foley we're in a pile of garbage right now this place is fucked up that's the fourth wall no one wall two walls three walls that's fourth wall. You don't break it. It looks like a construction site, dude.

This is bad. And folks, be glad we don't have Smell-O-Vision because it stinks in here. How's this? How are you doing? Perfect. You wanna lean? You figure it out. I'm chilling. Okay, great.

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um, boys, where do we want to go today? We're hitting the road wide open road, baby. The greatest road trip in the in the whole goddamn world. Route 66. There's a slice of Americana. There's a few famous routes in the United States. Mm hmm. Route one. Mm hmm. On the

east. Yeah. Does it go through Philly? Yes. What's route one? The Bloody Boulevard. Do I know that? The Boulevard. Oh, where you go Go through College Park, Maryland goes to Balmore turns into 95 at some time. You go through Jersey There's that cheese take place when you go that way. There's no tolls right what there's no tolls no tolls no tolls There's no tolls goes through Jersey Sure, they're probably Primo hoagie. I think is out there. He met hoagie. Okay. Yeah I don't have my hoagie. I think is out there. He met hoagie. Okay. Yeah

In your hoagie map you knew that that's not famous route ones that famous what doesn't it run crazy? It's not as famous as roots like there's no songs. Are there any songs about root? Get your gun on route one Northeast Philadelphia, they call it the bloody bloody Boulevard. It's the deadliest, uh, for, I believe for a long time, it was the deadliest stretch of road for pedestrians and cars, dude. It's a 12 lane highway and the people try to beat the lights and you just get fucking mulch. People get mulch. It's like Queens Boulevard. There's also highway one. No, Cigarose, oh, Cigarose has a one.

Route one, Johnny Cash, Route One, Box 144. There's also Route One on the West Coast. So not nearly as famous. No, well we mixed them up, so it definitely can't be as famous. What's the famous one on the West Coast? Route one, oh, PCH. PCH. Now that's more famous than Route One.

Sure. I mean, I just rolled with you when you said Route One. I only know it because my buddies used to buy weed down there really yeah you go you go down to artifacts and get some perks I don't think that's a famous highway okay let's see this now songs about route 66 here we go how'd you guys ever been on it before no this was the big wow we we I think it came up we were talking look how many there are I mean this is the best one to get your kicks on Route 66 uh-huh born to be wild king of the king of the road

Did you listen days on the trip a little bit? It was nothing a country heavy Playlist and the funny it really was just kind of out there in the open road They were you ever listen to take me home country roads mountain mama John Denver John Denver very good. Yeah. Yeah, love John Denver. I don't think we did on the bus But you think when he was fucking groupies in Denver. They were like nice Extra nice had to was he was he that was he banging chicks. Oh everybody was he was a man It was a famous rich wealthy man Glider if he fucked anyone over 15, it was a man. He was a famous, rich, wealthy man. Died in a glider.

If he fucked anyone over 15, it was a fucking coup. Died what? Died in a glider. A glider? He was in a glider. He died on that. Crashed in a mountain. Wow.

You'd think he would've gotten killed by a bobcat or something. Yeah, that would've been sweet. That would've been the right way to go. Yeah. It's like we ever hear about Sam Kenison died. Drunk driving accident. He was sober. Yeah, it's like what? Anyway, so you're out there

Roll over the baby. Do need a fucking split a fucking riddle in Between the pre-mo Yes, oh nice, okay Okay, wait what I don't know did I do? Yes? Yes. Yeah, okay? Let's do it seven more times What made you do this and what you do it was a very interesting trip. We did route 66 which It's official and unofficial routes of route 66 starts in Chicago ends in Santa Monica right like out you know the

Chicago the beach and yeah, and then Like, you know, the the the beach and yeah and then all the way to the all the way down to there to that Missouri Park. So yeah, so our tour we did a tour. We did shows. We rented a tour bus and we did shows in each city. Nine shows in 12 days that

we stopped at nine shows 12 days three nights off. Nice something like that. Yeah. Stop on the bus on the bus? So it came about because we were talking about like trashy vacations or road trips on a Patreon episode. And we started looking into it. We're like, oh, shit, Route 60. We didn't really know anything about it. I mean, as East coasters, it's like you don't really know much.

That starts in Chicago. Yeah, so like I didn't know. I thought it ran like the whole. I think we were like, let's do a whole, So did I it started off like let's do a whole Like let's try cross-country with see if we can rent an RV and like we could like live on that for two weeks Or whatever talk to you guys about this and yeah RVs not a bad way to go. It's not so sleeping is a problem That's the issue especially when there's this many large gentlemen that roll together. She's a especially Maybe I mean now wait, but we've got a driver for that or would you have driven that an RV? Yeah

We would have got a driver probably I've driven one it is fun to drive But not for eight hours and need to every time and you would have done it. He would not have done it He's never driven do we've been on the road for four years straight. He's never got behind the car I've driven a couple of times when I've been in the car when I've been here drunk the car. I've driven a couple of times when I've been in the car. When I've been here drunk. Maybe you're home when you're drinking. So we drove home from the venue. Your sauce from the venue to the hotel. So like six minutes and you were probably half in the back. No I wasn't. You ever do the math of like who's the most drunk? Sure. Like all right give me the keys. You ever do the math of like who's the most drunk sure like all right give me the keys

Give me again. I dropped them So that's how it started so then we like it kind of shifted and changed to cross-country to route 66 Yeah, to like go see those crazy Us with those those roadside attractions that are very USA type shit what I'm thinking of going into it is Peewees big adventure sure the big dinosaurs the If you can finish a steak, you get it for free. Big Texan Steakhouse, we went. We went there. Whoa.

Still got the cup at the house. No. Great soda cup. Great soda cup. And we saw some dude try to do the challenge. No. Dude, they sit you up at like a heighten table in the middle. It's a huge restaurant.

It's the only thing it's in a not El Paso Paris, Texas Missouri we stopped at For the greatest dive bar I've ever been to in my life the East office in Cuba, Missouri Everything you guys have pictures. I have a picture of us in the East office. Yeah I don't know if I have that on me sorry there's one dude that was by himself he just got he said fucking wanted to do it what's the name of the place the big Texan restaurant it's the big Texan motel the big Texan restaurant the big Texan laundromat

oh look at that there it is this is the East office it's like the only thing in Cuba Missouri we had a day off in Cuba, Missouri Why are these people looking at you because we rolled in with fucking like huge cameras? I ain't never seen one as big as him. God damn it. Yeah, they're looking like that's all that's it No, that one's looking at Kevin like you're thin as fuck I'm a root 66 Route 668. Look at that boy. That boy's back. That boy is back. Yeah, I know. I mean, we should be making fun of you. You killed him.

Amarillo, all right, block, no, no. Amarillo, Texas. Just color those faces out. But dude, this had a sign when you walked in. It was one big square room and you walked in. And you know how they have like the please wait to be seated signs? Yeah.

On that was just a piece of loose leaf and it said smoking left, non-smoking right. Like there was no barrier. There was no nothing. Still just catching heaters. Real slice of America. Yeah, very much like the, like these people were small town bar flies.

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driving Parents get into a fight the kids screaming in the back You stop and see the ball of yarn, and you drive. You get the ball of yarn. You're driving up to your. A big rocking chair. To your aunt's house in California. Yeah, and you're like, kids, let's pull over.

Yeah. It's kind of like Christmas or whatever, American vacation. 100%. So that's why we wanted to do it. That was kind of the impetus of it, of like, let's try to. See the country, Artie.

See the country. First of all, I just love that you guys were willing to be like, obviously this might not be a cost effective. We lost $200,000 on it. It is so expensive. Took a bath. We took nine guys out. We shot, we shot a whole, we

filmed every. So it's like we filmed essentially like 11 specials and we filmed every show. Yeah. Like wired the bus filmed all that wired the bus. So like you could, yeah, you could just sit and talk. every show. Yeah. Like wired the bus, filmed all that. Wired the bus. Really? Yeah, you could just sit and talk. Everything gets picked up.

Like we, this was like the biggest production we've ever done. Oh, you guys should like do something with this. Here we are. What are you talking about? Check out YouTube right now, hopefully. Oh, what? What do you think we're doing here? Right now?

Oh my God. We're in the press store right now. What's it called? It's called, I think the Route 66 fucking RU Garbage presents the Route 66 Tour special. Is this the first press you're doing for it? Yes. Yeah, here's the deal.

Fitzsimmons came in, and I was like, hey, if you're going to be in New York, do it, because I'm gone. And I can film these whenever. And I'm going to be the king of first press tours. Yeah, so we're a little rusty. You're making us do the elevator pitch, and we haven't even talked about this. I'll put it in later.

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and Kevin's epic trip down Route 66. This is... So dude, this was like, I'm talking, the town was this and Shelly's Diner, which was right next to it. That is the whole town. That only... Wow. The store, me and...

Look at that guy with the camera in your face. Oh, two of them. I didn't even notice him at first. Yeah. Is that a pool hill behind you, Kevin, or H? Yeah, there's two pool tables. Yeah, pool tables. So we went in and we started shooting pool pool and they did not love us at first

They were like guys. Yeah, they came in they were like, what are you fucking deer? Not why you're not talking and it was like a very lucky talking anybody Well, it's like you come in here with these cameras like what the fuck you why are they filming you two idiots? I get it. I get it Connor the producer I get in went in first and prepped him and said, hey, these guys are coming in, blah, blah, blah. Then we came in and just kept to ourselves. They didn't they don't like it. No, they wanted us to come in and fuck you. Dude, you're walking into

someone's father. This is like we come here all the time. This is their home and we're walking in like fucking two big, you know, city slickers and they're like, come in, bend the knee, gain the respect. Yeah, buy a couple of rounds for the boys thinking about buying this place Proud people yeah proud of their town. That's a proud boy Leave him out just play just splotches face make it like even whiter But like yeah like so we stated that this was the oldest so in Cuba, Missouri the I think they can do six at six people can do it. Wait, what? Oh, that's a countdown countdown. Yeah our Who did it who tried it? None of us just some dude some some random guy was there some guy on vacation

Look at this lady going for it. Dude. No on the right on the right. Yeah, that's a man. That's a man, baby Hippie man away. No way Look again It's not a woman. That's a dude. Yeah, that's a fat. Have you said dude black t-shirt car khaki shorts That's a dude. There's no way they finished. Look at the look at how he's holding the fork and knife. That's wild It's just long hair, huh? Yeah Manners are out the window in the big Texas. There's a picture of the steak itself. It's wild. It's not the steak they get you. It's fat, it's baked potatoes, mac and

cheese, it's everything. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta do a whole. Well, you gotta do all of that? Yeah. You gotta do all the sides? Everything. Even the Simpsons, she was like, don't fill up on bread. Dude, it's a shrimp. You gotta do a shrimp cocktail. It's crazy. Oh. And a basket of bread, I believe. Basket of bread. What if it's celiacs? 72 ounce steak. It's crazy. Oh, and a basket of bread. I thought it was a basket of bread with a Celiac. 72 ounce steak. It's wild.

Great restaurant, though. The dude we saw almost threw up. Really? No, he did throw up. And they're cheering it. They love it. It's like, dude, it turns. Dude, a food eating competition.

I've been to a couple. I've been to the Wing Bowl in Philly and stuff. It gets so primal and medieval, dude. You're just, and people start chanting and fucking screaming. People were eating dinner and they were cheering them on. This place. We stayed at this motel, so there's a motel connected to it. We stayed there and it looks like all like that.

It looks like an old town, like an old saloon, or like an old western town. O'Mara fucking Connors, oh it's Texas, Emeril, Texas. Dude, there was, I haven't not been here. I counted, there was 72 flies in my, or 70 something flies in my room. each room came with a fly swatter And I just started to flop when I was fucking blow up the World Trade Center the accommodations

So I went and slept in the bus. Oh really by myself, which is scary Yeah, yeah fucked us by yourself and just a fucking truck stop parking lot haunted Yes, I got off 15 times to make sure that door was locked. That was fucking scary. Did you hear flash water in your hand? But like we stayed at the wagon wheel motel, which is in Cuba, which is where this bar is. It's the oldest motel still existing from the original route 60. So route

Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, explain. Route 66 originally connected all the main streets of these cities and towns do you know anything about it was it a shipping route it was before highways it was for like cut for the interstate system was put in place was it to get like cattle across or some shit no I think we should that old it was just like passenger travel like hey but it'll it routed everybody's down Main Street of like st. Louis of Cuba of fucking Amarillo so all the towns

flourish and then when they put the interstate it was some of the towns died right ten miles outside of town yeah whatever all those hotels are people have to come through here now you have to stay here rest stops instead of bars or traveling salesman that's what I loved about route one where it's like you're driving if you don't drive on the highway to Baltimore from College Park you drive around one and there's just diners every once in a while. And it's just like for the town.

You gotta stop and get food, yeah. People passing through. So that was like the original thing of, which we learned all while we were getting ready and doing the documentary special, whatever the fuck you wanna call it. Yeah, people would tell you about it. Oh dude, they're so proud of it.

They're so proud. We got to Cuba and they're like, they tell you about it. Oh, dude. They're so proud of it Yeah, they're so proud like we got to Cuba and they're like they tell you about Cuba and they're like it used to be this and now We've a Missouri Cuba, Missouri. One of these guys in the bar told us that his dad was the sheriff and For the longest time there was there was one traffic light between Cuba and like fucking Vegas There's something crazy like that one what one traffic light For like hundreds of miles on the cave State Park No Cuba, Missouri so here you're up. That's that was the wagon wheel motel

I said that's what you stayed the first yeah, you went to where you have pictures. No you do I have so I have this is the diner. So this is like, this is now the main street. OK. Watching Ari work. I did, I'm an iron producer. I usually have a table that I have to lean over like a chump. Wait, who's that? Is that you on the left?

Yeah. Is that you in the middle? What? Of course. Yeah, it's me. What other two fat guys are fucking with me? What a great picture. This is my long lost brother.

I thought he was a human user. And who's that D's in the right of you. No, that's a Italian statue at a diner. I don't know these route 66. How many route 66 named places were there? Yeah, but unfortunately, it's like less and less because it's like no one's doing it like no one and so the first night We at the hotel in Chicago, we bumped into two women that were doing it as well. I mean, remember that? And they were like, good luck,

and this is where we're stopping, and there's not a lot of those roadside attractions left anymore, like. I think they said they did it when they were kids or something like that. And they wanted to redo it again. They were like cousins or something. But you can still, the route is still there.

You can still get around. It is, it is, and it shifts a little bit. It's like dozen full, it's no longer fully like a straight shot through and the towns like, we were in Cuba man and we had a day off in Cuba and me and our buddy who opened, helped open the tour, Sam Rubinoff, we were like, let's go for a walk. Let's go for a walk through town.

And the only two stores that were open were like garage sales Inside it was just like this is what we have like kind of like a thrift store But with like hey, I got a shipment of soccer balls and where's he go? I don't know. Did I feel this is crazy? I feel like Chris Hansen's gonna pop out at any minute man. The energy has been wild since we started this Jesus what are you drinking Chinese beer? Guys back with Corona At least a fucking continent. I'll give you that

Why do you have one random Chinese beer in here and what happened in this place? The last time I was here was all nice and set up Somebody was sleeping in here in the other room So this is Cuba, Missouri. Wow. And this is like you've seen all of what I've showed you is like all of Cuba, Missouri, beautiful little town. But all like I said, all the stores were like there was a couple other things, but they were closed and the stores were just like football games at night.

Everybody goes to high school football game. It's like fucking Americana. It was great, beautiful. And we were walking home from that bar Yeah, remember and the guy like the guy saw the cameras is that what do you guys filming? We're like ah we're doing a you know a documentary on Route 66 or whatever that's like told everybody travel document Yeah, that's what he kept saying travel document or eat the paparazzi away and Documentaries better than the TV show yeah, it's just like easy

You're like you ever show up and see like a film like what are you guys doing like commercial like yeah? They gotta tell you I'm like wait. Why is Donald Glover here? Why did you need 15 trailers for? So it was very like a guy would come out This once we hit Q. I think we hit cube on like day four or something like that that really changed our perspective of why all of it dude we went to that bar and hung out at that fucking bar and met people with like, you know, just different backgrounds,

but it was just this very connected like fiber of like who they are as people. And it was very like, one guy's like, I'm sitting there talking, he's like, I'm a Democrat, I fucking, whatever, whatever. He's like, I come and hang out at this bar and we know just not to fucking talk Democrat. I fucking whatever, whatever. He's like, I come and hang out at this bar. We know just not to fucking talk politics. We hang the fuck out

smart. Cuba's really the first stop where like really real there were 60 root 66 like really starts. By the way, they have that same theory in Cuba. Like a couple of times like, I know you're American. I know it's not you. Yeah, like, it was just like, yeah, we don't fucking talk like, let's get it. We didn't used to do this Why are we doing this now? We're all here. We come here because they got good pizza You come for the pizza. You don't come from fucking tell someone trumps an idiot. Yeah, it's like we can sit here and smoke

See, he's like I'm outnumbered here, baby. He's like we just don't fucking talk about it. That's all How much of a Democrat he was? That's I mean, it's very true I don't know how much of a Democrat he was. Yeah, that's I mean, it's very true. I wear collared shirts because I don't think blacks should be hung. I wear collared shirts at that

time. They'll call me a homo. I wore a sweater once. A sweater vest. So, they call me a Democrat. Yeah. Uh but it was just that's when we walked out of there and we were and then we were just walking down the street and this guy goes, you

filming something? We're like, yeah and he's got a fucking snake around his neck put a stake out of his and he goes Why car yeah? Because I'm not allowed to keep in the house my wife hates them, but he's instead he does therapy snakes he was a veteran he was a veteran and now for kids with You know like mood disorders or whatever like in school Yeah, he did they do therapy lizards and snakes snakes and he just whatever he just told us the story They're like lizards. Well you people can't have if you can therapy snakes

Partner for Whitney come I'm gonna scare the shit out of you kids Now he was really cool. I'll give me something scared about Think you're freaking out now. What do you get this bow of Python around your neck? You're upset cuz your dad beats you. He can't swallow your whole. Yeah. Wow, that's very. So what is it about day four that opens you up?

It was this place. Because the first place was Chicago, which is now a huge city. Yeah. St. Louis, kind of same thing. St. Louis had the main street that was trying to hold on to the kitschy Route 66-ness. But it was still.

But St. Louis is a major town. We didn't go to the arch Did we know huh you see it coming in? Yeah, we saw it Yeah, we saw on the bus with column and I forget common Ryan or Ryan and Renazzi But yeah, you see it like oh cool. Yeah, pretty pretty lame. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, yeah It's an arch you travel so much. I got a thing but um yeah This was the first like super small town we hit Cuba, Missouri, dude, and we got to fuck it. We got to the hotel. 3am. They left a fire

going for us at the fire pit. Like they text us in the middle. What like in the middle of like the little fire pit? They do it out there. Are you down? You're like, well, hopefully we'll load up the fire. Hopefully it's still going well by the time you get in. Dude, keys, not key cards like keys up the fire. Hopefully it's still going what by the time you get in dude keys not key cards like keys Under the mats you're in rooms 101 to 110 because we're not gonna be there cuz it'll be too late Oh, we're gone. It's 3 o'clock in the morning and he's under the man in there It was it was like fucking small town, baby. Yeah, that's very cool. And you talk to people

Yeah, did you see any difference of talking people on camera versus off-camera? Not super not really everybody. They were pretty genuine all around. Yeah, everybody really wanted to tell you their story. Nobody was hamming it up. Yeah, or anything like that. Why? How about it yourselves? What's that? How about it in yourselves? Did you see any difference in yourselves when you're talking to people without the camera? For sure. For sure. Yeah, it took it took a while to get used to that. To like, because like, I mean, during this thing, we didn't know, we kind of just set out to be like,

let's film the shows and some of the stuff on the bus and hang in. And then it kind of grew and grew to this thing where it was like, there's fucking three or four cameras rolling from like morning to night, essentially, till after the shows. So it's like the cameras are running from like 9 a.m. to fucking I was a new broadcaster boat for a little bit how to shake that yeah he was really so what do you do here in town sir it's so funny because how talented he is sometimes he's like he just goes like he forgets everything that is not cause I comes so natural to him. And he gets like a fucking, you know.

It's so funny. This is me every time we're doing a show, or I'm a star, he's like, hi guys, welcome to YouBeTrippin. Yeah. It's like, who's that guy? Who the fuck is that guy? Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.

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You're a superhero. This is how intense Novocaine sounds. Oh wow. Imagine how it looks. Is it in the morning? Yeah, big time. Novocaine, forming theaters March 14th. It was warm out you did it in the summer No, September. Yeah, that was that that night in Cuba. It was perfect. It was a perfect night

There was a high school football game like I said you get here town goes Oh, we couldn't go there's tough to get ubers and like we can't take a fucking the the drivers sleeping So we're like what kind of good ubers? I mean tough to the towns like it's like I can't take a fucking the driver's sleeping so we're like we're kind of good ubers I mean tough to the towns like it's like I don't know why would they have ubers there? Yeah We do not work in or we got like Postmates with we 45 minutes they came from like st. Louis to go do it to go like to Drop off s'more stuff, right? I got there like five they got there like fucking two in the morning That's right. I'm in these places you're like, this is not worth your time. I think it

might be. You know, Neil had to take a trip from Salt Lake City into Alta, just go skiing. It's 45 minutes. And then the guy just has to turn around and go back. No one's going back. Yeah, from a ski mountain during that time. So it's like, Oh, so for $45 an hour and a half. Yeah, an hour and a half driving. Yeah. Didn't do that in the city. You say you're going out to Queens or something like that. They freak out. They go, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. Because they know they're not going to pick someone up. They come back in. It could be a good game. It's just an Uber for like a month. Sleep where you end. And then just see where it takes you. I used to do it.

See where it takes you. Somebody did that. Really? Yeah, somebody on YouTube did that. Well, they've done like cross-country and like Florida and stuff. But then they try to get a certain way. No, they'll just like someone will be like, I'm going from New York to LA.

Do you want to do it? And like I've seen the guy be like, yeah, fuck it. I'll do it. Wow. You guys should know a guy. Sure. It's tough to be like, I'm using my phone. Wait, somebody took an Uber cross-country?

It was like for like a YouTube stunt and the guy's like, he's like, let's see. It was from New York and this like- What did that cost? Twenty, whatever. This like, I don't know. It wasn't like insane. You can't you can't get surge right can't do When it rains you gotta call it not when it's raining It's like it's a month trip like kid not when it's raining but uh

What the fuck was they saying? Oh So you couldn't go to like the football games couldn't do it was so we were kind of we were kind of landlocked there You do also couldn't take the bus over there. Yeah, yeah. You can't drive it. Just threw the hood caps on us. No, yeah, we can't. The driver has to have a certain amount of time off. People don't understand. So it's like, once they're off, like, if you guys had an EJ,

it goes, then the clock starts over with my time off. They need, what, 10 hours off? I think it's eight uninterrupted hours. From when they get to the hotel. From when they park. Yeah, they need eight hours in a hotel room where you can't even really like, I was kind of under the impression, you can't really communicate, you can't be like, hey can you come do whatever?

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Sure. Because I think so just his name because I think you're Like you get in trouble if you if you play a fast no no no I'm not fast and loose with that He was like shooting a gun out the window. No. He was just like one at first. We were like Oh, maybe he doesn't speak English because he was just like did not like us We'd like a little like Kevin. He didn't like me really he didn't like me Love me. We were boys. No not from Jump Street. He didn't like me. Really? He didn't like me. What? Loved me. We were boys. No, not from Jump Street. He didn't. At first, I had a heater up there with him.

Didn't I? Loved the heater seat. Loved the heater seat. When they're like, come on up here and smoke. Yeah. Keep me company. It's all right. Hey, he smoked my last fucking cig.

I forgot about that. Yeah. I go to bed. I wake up. He had smoked all my cigs. We're parked somewhere and can't get cigs now. Was that the issue when We were on shrooms? Yeah, I think you were real fucked up.

Oh, you guys had a good time. Dude, you're right. It's like, it's the closest we're gonna be to fucking rock stars. You're on a tour bus. Isn't it just like a sleepwalking? Got up early every morning when we were driving. Me and Tommy Cassidy got to see some pretty country. Yeah, like the sunrise and stuff. Got to drive by the Hoover Dam. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You got up, got out of your bunks, went to the middle so you could see out the windows?

Of course. Had a cup of coffee. Did you have to see each other while you drive that way? Yeah. So that way you could both see out, and you're like, oh, look at that. You could turn around. You're both scouting out both spots.

I did not do that. I was hung over in my bunk. You get coffee and make sure to wake up early. Were you already off the sauce? That was not even booze at all. He didn't drink the whole trip. Didn't drink the whole trip did drink the whole trip Which is like he drops out on me day one. I'm like what the fuck are we even doing this for her?

But I respected he didn't drink until the last night We go in the Zemp Center where you like no one's on the Zemp's you were not I was I was that yeah That house jammed up because like it's hard not to drink on that hard not to drink on that on a bus You're on the bus. It's like yeah, just hanging out. It's like a traveling fucking tree Yeah, smoked a little weed. Okay, did some shroomies shroomies some heaters Will crack the only thing that was weird about it was remember Some remember a different trip when the second driver had to come on as a different trip. It was huh Yeah, and second driver had to come on why we We took it another time. We were in the sad.

This was another bus. Yeah, it was the drive was too long. So we had to get a second driver. You have to fly him out, fly him back. It's fucking sleeping in the middle of the bus. Yeah, he slept on the couch. No, it was only one night. Then we dropped him off at the airport.

We ended up hitting him. Oh, we ended up hitting like the roof of the airport and then we took off and then the cops pulled us over because like you just crashed into federal property. Like we have to cause it. We have to write a report. You can't just hit an airport and go and then roll. I forgot about that. We had to back up and on ramp.

What? It was crazy. And then 15 minutes later, the cops was over. Then you obviously know you got a bunch of fucking, not like we're moving weight, but you got to, people got a couple of. You got a fucking weed in the car, right? It's a weed, a couple of shroomies.

So it's like run back, boof that, you know. So we had to go over to Toronto and the driver was like, you should be fine at the border, but like if they massaged you to get off, you guys don't have any drugs on here, do you? I'm like, you like tons? See my face Why would you even put Asian kids go running at the back of the bus

One of the sweatshop in the back illegal fucking wallet making factory Travel that border crossing it in Canada those guys fucking have a cup of decaf Easy, yeah, we have one of the crew one of the the director of the film He slept on the back in the back lounge the whole time because we were gonna have to because we condo debunks Which is two like you know one up one down instead of three It's way better. It's way better because they call them condos or coffins and We were gonna have to call them fit. We were gonna. He why I mean we were gonna have to call in the production We were gonna do all like condos like every nine of you wait. There's only four pods, right?

Yeah, so one of them was going to be three stacked Did you have the for the documentary crew with the for the for the film crew was gonna be three stack? What do you have in the backpack, lounge or bed? Lounge. Lounge. Let me see it. I don't know if I have it. You gotta have it. That was the production office. That was, we weren't allowed back there.

That was- You weren't allowed. Not allowed back there, but it was like, the one kid slept on that couch. Yeah. And then they were just dumping footage, they were backing up footage. It was, I don't think I was back there. Our driver, Paul told us-

I sat back there, I did a therapy session back there. Oh yeah, he did. Yeah. Paul told us that it was like, was like on a real band one when the 12 people are filling it up 12 people like you need some space so it's like the back was the pothead gamers the Sure sure and you could like Lee if you're gonna fight with somebody you could leave you get a little bit You're getting annoyed by them. It's like I'm going to the other place and still hanging out birch is nice He's got that bed back there. He's got his little spot back there. Burt says he's, he goes,

no, no, I sleep in the bunk with everybody. I've gone on his bus. He's, it's my bed. It's my room. The first time we went out to meet. No, he was in the bunk with us the first time, with the first run we did with him. Really?

Yeah. It was great. It's really good having him next to me for some reason. Having Burt next to you? Yeah. Because of paramedics in nearby. You know, if you could have, they might think he's also croaking just having the big dogs

I having your dad sleeping next you know the same age. I know what it just felt. It was comforting Sleeping next to the big dog Yes, the bus was like a whole. I mean it was nine guys It was it was a lot It was you know and then you're like running and got your filming all day And then we try to shut it down for like an hour or two before the show, before sound check. A lot of nice snaps on that though. So tell me what, that is a cool thing.

The bunks are in the middle, between the lounge and the whatever. So you're like, once you go back there, there's no reason to be back there. And when you shut that door, it's darkness in there. Pull the curtain, close the lights, get the air just right. You have your own little like climate control.

You got a little light. The little vents, yeah. you can charge your phone. You close that thing. It's class. It's great. You do the snaps? Yeah, snap it up. Snaps.

I'm good. Wait, tell me. OK, so after Cuba, then where'd you go? Where'd you see? What'd you do? I like that idea. Yeah, so Cuba.

Is that the lights back there of the football game? No, that's just a. That's a little slice of heaven, Ari. That's a little slice of heaven, Ari. That's a little slice of heaven dog. That's a sunset in Cuba, Missouri. Where do we go after where was it after Cuba? Good luck. How'd you decide where to

stop? Well, one routing agents, you know, we're like, hey, there's here's a venue you can play in a town that has more than 500. But you know, this is the Vic in Chicago. Oh, yeah. I was like, I recognize that. Yeah, that's the Vic. I think after Cuba, Cuba, we didn't do a show. The Vicks are fucking I mean, just started off there. And Chicago is like one of the first live shows we ever did.

When did you do it? September of what? This past year? Yeah. Yeah. Four months ago or whatever. Dude, I went there and the day I got there, everyone was being weird and like, what's going on, why aren't you being helpful? Like, hey, the guy who was helping you died a week ago. Jesus. We're all actually pretty heartbroken,

no one knows anything. What the fuck? Yeah, that guy ruled too. And it was like, oh, all right, well we gotta film a special, it was like Sal's special. Oh, Sal did the vix. Yeah, but also like, I remember that Well, we got a film of special. It was like Sal's special. Oh, Sal did the Vic. Yeah, but also like, I remember that guy. He was great.

Oh. Jeremy, I think. After St. Louis, Tulsa and Oklahoma City. Yeah, Tulsa. Oklahoma City. These are towns. Brick Town Comedy Clubs. Those are like not Route 66.

OKC, Brick Town Rules. Tulsa's newer. OKC, Brick Town Rules. It's town fucking great club. Yeah, it was very Not I mean she hadn't got rid of the gate do they have to sell the game room next door the game bar I don't they made it into a cocktail bar. Thanks. Oh, yeah these were We ended up staying in one of them because they were they were only 90 minutes apart Okay, see in Tulsa. So yeah, they're right there. They're right there. They were super

But Oklahoma City when we got there the fucking State Fair was going on perfect, so we hit the Oklahoma State Fair what? What'd you do? I grew up going to state fairs and dude it was the Pennsylvania State Fair it is identical to the fucking Oklahoma State Fair. Funnel cakes. Funnel cakes. Corn dogs. Turkey leg. No big turkey leg. We seen them. Okay. It was dude it must have been. That's my jam. Must have been 980 degrees out. That was brutal. Drift through church. We were playing the games. Yeah played the games. Got an airbrushed hat. It was a fucking good clean American fucking fun. You got what airbrushed a shirt? What'd you get? I airbrushed a hat. Kippy hat. It was a fucking good, clean American fucking fun. You got what airbrushed a shirt? What'd you get? I airbrushed

a hat kippy hat. But Tina on it. I heart from a girl. Yeah, we felt like little kids. It was fun. You got any picks on that? That sounds great. At least you guys are willing to like what a lot of people do. Like I've been on the road with big Jay He's a fucking hotel stay only guy to the point where he's like I'm bringing an Xbox

That's crazy, and it's like well I want to get out and in Jay's defense when I'm like hey, I found something to do he's like okay Then let's do it. Yeah, we never really got to do anything like that. There's my kippy hat. Yeah, there it is. Oh wow We never really get to do anything that when we're when we kippy hat. Yeah, there it is. Oh, wow. We never really get to do anything like that when we're when we're touring regularly because we do one nighter. So we're in and out. Wait, that's your bus? That's the bus. It was from 1980. That's the crew. Yeah, sweet bus man.

Inside was a little jammed up. But it was yeah inside dude the seats were read the comma extended once you know We didn't know there was it wasn't a that hooray for the riff-raff. So this way this is another stop This was in Amarillo, Texas. There was a county fair going on and we went to the can. Yeah What was she she was like the queen of the county or something like that? She was the I would you hold on when you were asking the head of horses or The queen of the fair queen of the fair queen I think she might have been the fair queen you guys should have filmed this for a documentary Was it out right now, oh, that's so cool unless you want me on the release date

So cool unless you want me on the release day So we went here dude there was pig races if this was like Alaska pig race Alaskan pig rat sounds like a sex move It's an Alaskan pig. I said the county fair in OC Orange County. I went to an Alaskan pig race I think they run jump over hurdles and keep going this way baby pigs Baby, little small pig. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Maybe them. I don't check their ID They run, jump over hurdles and keep going. Why are they Alaskan? These were baby pigs. Baby pig, little small pig? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, huh. Maybe they might have.

They have pigs in Alaska. I didn't check their ID. I don't know where they were from. Um. I was just looking at my Instagram. I wanted to get that one again. Here, just go to my page. Oh, I'm scrolling.

I was like, why do you have just a video of Tyler Fisher? Like, oh, you're following. Hey, big fan. You're following him. So that's the end, I mean, that's whatever. That's the, why do you have just a video of Tyler Fisher? Oh, you're following. Hey, big fan. You're following him. So that's the end. I mean, that's whatever. That's the end of it. But there's some... Oh, so this is the whole... No. That's when we got to the end.

Oh, okay. I don't want to see these. There's the... Yeah. So that was... She was the head... She got nominated. It's also very weird for us as... Nominated for an Emmy? Wait, as comedians, right? First, and then like also East Coasters. Yeah. Then it's like we go, we get dropped into this world, this county fair where this, this woman is like an elected official of the county fair to help spread the Western way at like

the, the, like the cowboy way of life. Rodeo Queen. Rodeo Queen. And for us to think like- She was a rodeo queen. For immediately to just be like, this is fucking a joke right never thought We want to do that, but then you're like oh, no, this is a serious business This is people's live. No I campaigned all year for rodeo queen Yeah, and she's like I get to pay I have to pass the torch on to another girl this year And it was just like very much wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait They have them by a day what bite-sized payday. Oh, they need them all those crackles. I got it crackles good

I don't want to mr. Goodbar. I want a payday mr. Goodbar sucks. It's a good bar sucks. It's ain't the fucking world war two Crackle can kick rocks to Crackles the best of that whole bag you think so what is better in that bag crunch Yeah, I mean crunch. just takes it for me. That's not even crunch. Crunch, yeah, crunch. But then crackle, but then like special dark, kick rocks. Sure.

Unless you're way into dark chocolate, that's your only option. Yeah, but as a kid when you got that, you were like, what the fuck? Dude, I might as well fucking, might as well have started working at a factory with one of those things. Start drinking black coffee. Did the, you know, all the fucking barbecue stuff. Oh, this is the home of the 72 on steak. Yeah, that's where we, yeah, that know all the fucking barbecue stuff. This is the homeless 72 on steak Yeah, that's where yeah, that's not the 72 on steak. That was just we got the cup. That's the cup had the real have that still

I got it, baby. I got a bunch of them. I mean, that's nice. The chick doesn't make you throw that away No, they're nice. That's why you're married again like that. Hey, I'm here. Just get married Don't let her leave. Oh shit Hey, she's getting married. Don't let her leave. Oh shit. I don't wear a ring, ladies. By the way, this is so fun. Just the kitschiness of it, this sign everywhere, the 66. It's everywhere. Like, anywhere that had it, we would go and fucking...

It's like, it's kind of their identity, you know what I mean? Like, it was what put Cuba, Missouri or whatever on the map. And they're still holding on to it, you know what I mean? Like it was it was what put that it's what put Cuba, Missouri or whatever on the map And they're still holding on to it. You know what I mean? This is bus life time. You see look at the Cassidy It's a kill life staring at his phone not looking at the window Not a kid's not appreciating it. The window is great It's it dude cruising through in your daytime because a lot of times you drive nighttime. Yeah We we we scheduled it so we had about half and half. Really?

For footage and to have stuff to do, it's like we wanted to experience all of it as much as we could. So it's like we had we built in off days of like, hey, we're going to be here and we have to kill a fucking day in Amarillo, Texas or whatever. Is this a doll of some kind or a voodoo thing? That's a Han Solo.

It's a Han Solo. Yeah, somebody gave it to me to show. Well, guess what? They got it on air. There's a GI Joe back there too. Those are my Cheez-Its, don't touch them. God damn, this is fun. It was genuinely like the funnest.

Did you start fighting? Two weeks. No, not one fight. One fight? One argument. Not one fight except one. Not a fight. I mean, yeah one argument. Yeah

No, it was how we had to film a podcast What else were you thinking what other fight were you I didn't remember I Mean, yeah, no, we had to film a podcast on the road and now it's like, you know, there's a lot of pressure on me the start of this thing. Being that like I helped. You drove it. I mean, you really were like, we should do this.

I was like, we should do it. We should fucking try it. Then it's like, when it gets there and there's nine guys and you're like, holy fuck, like this is now a fucking thing. And he was trying to make it easy. Just shooting the pod and one cam and I wanted two cams or something like that And I put my foot down something a poor foot down. I closed a big fight. Yeah. Well, it's just like I know The big fight comes from I go

The red light gotta be on You know how scary is when I looked up before and it's like the red lights off I'm like and then you don't want to alert the yeah Rob Lowe sitting there You know what I can't a and then you don't want to alert the Rob Lowe sitting there. You don't want to act a professional. But you had Rob Lowe. Were you doing all this stuff too? You're running around? Yeah, a little bit. That's so funny. You didn't get somebody in here just for that day? I'm a professional. By profession, I'm a professional.

Man. So you're like on your knees on the ground pulling wires and stuff like that? No, it was a two person one. So it's usually set up for two. Set up here. Yeah. It's funny. But yeah, he was also like, can I smoke a cigar in your place? I'm like, one so it's usually set up for two. Set up here. Yeah. It's funny. But yeah he was also like can I smoke a cigar in your place? I'm like brother, it's the only reason I've ever wanted to do this pod is so Rob Lowe could smoke a cigar. That's pretty good. We were sitting in that chair. Really? Yeah. He smoked cigars? Yeah. He didn't ask us. I was like do you want me, do you want, do you need one? He goes I got Cubans. I'm like I got Cubans too Rob Lowe.

He probably came in here figured he could smoke in here. Yeah, he's fucking, let me up the resale value on this dope. It took a month for the smell to get out. Sure. I had to buy 30 things of fucking, whatever baby powder. Pro tip, cook bacon right out.

Cook bacon. Burn popcorn. Yeah. And then it soaked. It's just that, that takes it. Open the windows, cook some bacon, set a fire alarm off. You're out there. You guys should do a book of pro tips.

We were thinking about it. We got some stuff, how to live like a dirt bag. Yeah, like cook bacon to do that. Obviously the lighter for like the match to take up, poop smell. I hate that. But it's better than that. It does somehow suck it up.

It makes it worse. Worse? Yeah, he's crazy. He's a crazy person. No, that's crazy. This is why we fight. How can it make it worse? Because it's a sulfur smell. It makes the poop smell bad

So, okay. Let me just get this straight. I want to get your point. Go ahead. There's poop smell poop smell You go like this. Yeah, and then blow it out. Yeah, there's sulfur smell you leave the room. Someone else walks in 40 seconds later, huh? Their experience is worse than someone who same situation you leave you leave, don't let anything leave, they walk in 40 seconds later, whose experience is worse? And they're both not great, but especially if it's me. Well, like you also don't like doing it, but it's like you should do it for the, it's for the other person.

It's not for you. Oh, it's not for you. I think it's worse when you walk in and it smells. I know, I'm saying he goes, I don't like the sulfur smell. But only when you light it. It's like a cheese sandwich on a plane. I'm off the heaters. That's like cheese. It's like a cheese sandwich. I mean That's the best sig and old-school a match you taste the first all that first

Air on your fucking yes, you still you know the the Pack pack down. Yeah, there's a little like the paper is like that's the crack of it Yeah, and then you just put crack in there. Mm- there Smoke that and then when the cops show up like what are you doing like what do you mean nothing cigarette a coolie? They're called. Oh really it's also derogatory term for Indians Is it a coolie coolie sounds like it'd be cool in like in like Indians from like India really in like eight? England they call them coolies. Yeah, I don't know how it's spelled. Maybe we should probably stop repeating it Talking about crack. I don't know what this old guy's talking about. Talking about crack over here. Cooley derogatory is a pejorative term used for, oh, there we go.

Nice. Used for low wage laborers, typically those of Indian or Chinese descent. 16th century, that's old school. Old school European traders. Nice Look at these fucking coolies in this one. I'm sure that Trinidad and Tobago. Yeah, say one place right? I went there February last year for my birthday Why is it called Trinidad and Tobago got that what I got that fucking hat? No the furry thing the feathers

Yeah, that's from Trinidad These things definitely on Route 66. I'll tell you that much Get out of here with that talking about America. Yeah, what the fuck you bring this? I you bring this island Did you fucking voodoo what? Did they wear that this was my outfit for carnival? Oh? No, it's too much. I couldn't do it that I can't do it now be a long day in the office Sure Sure One minor scruffle between us, but that was it yeah No, it was a couple minutes okay fourth day fifth day. Maybe something like that first half of the trip

We got along incredibly well. Yeah for nine guys on a bus everybody everybody did this I don't know like there was the the guy we had help us like tour manager, whatever you want to call it. He didn't really know everybody. The crew didn't know everybody. And man, the fact that everybody came together and there was no like, this is fun, but that guy sucks type thing.

Everybody got along. Everybody genuinely got along like. And we were all boys at the end of it. Yeah, it was like, oh fuck, I don't want this to end. It's gotta be like summer camp. Yeah, it's gotta be. It's gotta make you closer, right? Hey man, write me, we're gonna get back together next month. Did you ever go? Oh, it was like, Oh, fuck, I don't want this to gotta be like summer camp. Yeah, you gotta be. It's gotta make it right. We're gonna get back together next month. Did

you ever go? Oh, there was sorry, there was separation anxiety. After it was done, when it was done, and the crew was gone. We saw them like a month later, because they also filmed the are you garbage and friends. And it was like seeing your buddies from summer camp. Yeah, like in your hometown. Well, what are you doing here? Yeah group chat was buzzing still buzzes up from every now pops up every once in a while I'll tell you this I still have it pinned. That's how much I Wow you're looking for a good time in the summer load the fam up 66 coming out of nowhere the fucking 999 group text yeah

One of the greatest days of my life wait what is hold on let me see the text you just you just said out of nowhere the fucking 999 group text. Yeah, that'll chime in every now and then. That'll pop up every once in a while too. One of the greatest days of my life. Wait, what is, hold on, let me see the text you just sent. It was so fun. Me? It was the picture of you. Yeah, who sent it? I sent it. I was sleeping.

I was founded on my phone. Jesus. Or the Rat King. I was gone. That was at that Airbnb that had two TVs. I had the America shorts. You been drinking tonight, sir? No.

Holy shit. Mostly hot dogs. That's also a Saratoga water, I believe. You were misquoting it as a Pepsi. I added a Pepsi Zero. It's a water? No, that's a Saratoga. That's something.

That's a water? Yeah. But that's, oh, you're right. It's clear. You had a Slurpee somewhere. Look at the fillies. We ordered it from McDonald's or something. We ordered uber eats from McDonald's. Yes That's as much as open as your eyes everywhere

Lit up we rode the bull No, I'm like, ah, I think it's try again do it right. Let me try again at least I'm like, ah, I think it's try again, do it right. Let me try again at least. Okay, and then you went through Vegas. Yeah, so which is it? Amarillo, Albuquerque, did you go through Albuquerque? Albuquerque. Albuquerque, so bus broke down.

What? In Albuquerque. What? Between Albuquerque and Flagstaff. I wish you guys had done a documentary about this. We did, it's out now on YouTube. What, oh, that's great, it's out now on YouTube. What? Oh, that's great.

It's out on YouTube.com? It's on Vimeo. Go check it out. Bus broke down in Albuquerque. Little crusty at night. Yeah, so you're parked up in Albuquerque. That's like. Albuquerque's like stray dogs, normal.

Yeah. That's like desert rat shit. That's like crack. Dude, you just look out the window, they start scaring and getting closer and closer. You're you like so the driver comes back after the show we go out We're very cool. We did the L ray theater. I believe something like that old-school theater downtown like what like you know and Buses parked out back there we went to a did you come to that? There was a speakeasy you go in through a bodega dude, didn't you open up the

The cooler like the walk-in cooler. That's a dark and toy term for Indian immigrants. I don't know what you're talking about. The 17th century. And then you go downstairs into like a speak easy bar. So we were hanging out there. Albuquerque. That's so cool.

And bus calls, you've been on the road. You have like bus calls, like, all right, bus calls, midnight, wheels up, 12, 15 right the way it works is like hey When do you want to leave so so it's like hey, we're in Chicago. We only have a two-hour trip Let's stay till the bars are closed. Yeah, so we'll leave at 330. We can sleep If you're not there He's not checking on you. You know you're just on're just on a million dollar bus parked in the fucking... Yeah, you gotta take an Uber.

...in the back alley. The guy gets in, assumes you're sleeping, and goes. Yeah. He's out. So let's say bus call was like... bus call was kind of pretty late. I think bus calls at like 1 or 2 p.m. Yeah. 1 or 2 a.m.

Yeah. And bus driver gets back. We all start... He would get back a half hour before and whatever. And Albuquerque? And Albuquerque work start firing up the bus. So when we got there, we were already and but he I get there and he's got like the side open. He's got the back open and he's like, we ain't going nowhere. He goes, I can't get the pressure and the brakes to stay. We could try it, but I don't think so. And I'm like, dude, if you don't think so. I don't know anything about it.

If you don't think so, I'm going off you. Yeah, no, he's not something up. He's like, I got it reading, but I don't trust it. I go, well then if you don't trust it, I don't trust it. But you have a show the next day? Show the next night in Flagstaff. That's right. You did a show in Flagstaff?

Yeah. Beautiful town. Beautiful town, not a great show. We all kind of fucking hate it Real nice town though beautiful town fun crowd. It was just a very Denver. Yes Colorado mountains in the back. So now me a script you have any Need to go to up here

Mount Kilimanjaro no monument Valley where the Canyon is. We were very close to the Grand Canyon. No, we weren't. I think the closest we were was like four hours from the Grand Canyon. Maybe I'm wrong. We were gonna do that. We just didn't have the time. So we have to stay the night in Albuquerque. On the bus.

On the side of the streams. So he comes and he's like. Guys, we're an hour and a half away from Grand Canyon. Really? Yeah. In Flagstaff. Yeah. Damn. That's the bad part of the Grand Canyon. I don't want to see that shit. Give me the money maker. Everybody does the good parts on the Canadian side. That's just a fucking glorified vagina. Um, so we fucking He goes he's like I well we can't no one's come until the morning Wow. Yeah, right and he goes on out I'm going back to my fucking hotel room We saw so he goes back to the hotel room. We had one or hotel you at all think hey

You're lying in order to you just want to sleep more no now now he was all business He was he was like real I mean dude He had the gloves on he was digging through the was like, I mean, dude, he had the gloves on. He was digging through the engine. Like, it wasn't like, that's like, job is to get it going. He tried to fix it and couldn't. Yeah. So then we're like, all right, fuck. So we wake up, we sleep on the bus that night on dude, it's just like, you pull the curtains down and just hope like no one starts trying to like fiddle with

the door. You're sitting in a fucking I mean, I don't know how expensive press pugs, those things are a million or hundreds of thousands of dollars. We start to think from Missouri and there's like skater punks. We're like, you guys in a band? We're like, oh no. Like anybody famous there? Like no, but I get it attracts the idea that probably is. But the one cool thing is that- Probably cash and drugs on there. They are pretty unassuming when they're parked and the lights are off and the things are pulled. You just kind of like, you walk by you go, ah, by, you go,

ah, maybe, you know, it looks like it could be like a bunch of like tourists on it. Do we saw one in Minneapolis, I think, maybe Chicago, I think Minneapolis, and it was like, the bus was parked and it was moved, it's pushed out, you know, only when it's parked. The slides. Yeah, and so there's not much space

between the sidewalk and the door, between the bus and the door, and drug dealers were just doing drug deals there. No, shit. And they didn't know, we were just like, I mean No, and but they didn't know we were just like I mean this far from them watching their hands And what I mean it was like looking at these drug deal They're kind of on a soon assume you don't assume anyone's in there Yeah They look like because you pull the curtains down and they have blinds in the front and the door like everything kind of closes down

Wow, so we wake up in the morning Can't fucking get now we're kind of we're like trying to get cars and vans. But because you got to like, we got to get a show we got to we I think we I think it's like a five, six, like a drive. It's like a six hour drive. Yeah. Yeah. Shows it seven or whatever. You know, who knows by two, we have to be going. Yes. Yeah. Part was gonna be there. They have to source the part this that the other thing you have to drive. What did that end up costing? Do you remember how much it was to fix that couple grand?

You're going to Prescott? No way you're going to Prescott. Did you know damn Prescott rules? Well, this is when we were in crunch time. This is no off days show a night night rides like this is like we're running and gun in the back half of this thing. Okay. Oh, wow. What what so you didn't have any days off anymore no days off anymore this is like we're in the fucking flag show Albuquerque drive show drive show drive show drive there yeah wow it was a hump we got there right in time for the show really hold up right so what how do you fix it? What happened so we think we have to drive to the fucking drive with the shoddy brakes following a guy

Shawty to the to a garage They get it jacked up find it whatever maybe what three four hours it took we got lunch something like that Yeah, I put my pants. Yeah, can it can we play up a portion of this yeah? The music though what music rights yeah Okay, we'll figure it out. What was that you sure well now you get jammed up Then they'll mute it But the music's in the background. It's like betting music to it. Yeah, what how'd you get the rights to music? We don't he just kind of put it in it for the edit Let's try it if it doesn't work

Yeah, I think it's good enough to try Me can't you wouldn't you want to hear me here is talking though. Yeah, well, well if it doesn't work It won't we won't use it or whatever Yeah, just play your not put it on not mute, whatever that's called. Yeah. It's not mute. Hold on, give me a second here, I'm sorry.

It's okay. Here it is. Damn, you look disgusting. This is like an election when they freezed, phrased. Yeah, that's a bad look for the kid. Are those Tide Pods behind you? Those are Tide Pods behind me. Why?

I have them after breakfast. So when you went to the venues, you could do your laundry at laundry the venue no, I don't know why we have yeah probably Somebody had to do laundry so we got them for the buzzer Maybe the best doing the laundry as the show's going on this video is playing on an external app. It's got donut shop pods Yeah, we we fucking splurged It says screen mirroring this video is playing on an external display. What? Oh.

Oh, there it goes. All right. Oh, wait. It is unmuted. This guy's fucking bonkers. Does it all. I feel like I'm doing a fucking... So this is... I'm not professional. What's'm doing a fucking so this is not professional with a

fucking mad scientist. A little bit of background is a remote tech console. See if it plays first. No, damn. Okay, well, audio. I think the audio is being fed in. But I should be able to listen to it. Is this is the TV on? What do you mean? I meant the volume. Hey, don't fucking don't give me guff the flag fucking ass Like I'm calling in a drone shit The TV is on I meant the audio as holes I didn't fucking come to your slum to be fucking ridiculed

Turn it off and turn it on again. Someone blowing it. Damn. All right. Anyway, I shit my pants. So Foley shits himself. Yeah. I can send it to you and if they want to drop it out. No, hold on. Pull it back to the beginning. So I find out that he shit himself and doesn't think anyone knows Sounds good. I'll get the check See how bad it was I'll know more. See how bad it was.

What? Hey, how are you? I don't know who's fucking filming me. I mean, I have, I have what I think happened. I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of me. He's trying, he's got denial face.

He's like trying to figure it out. He's dangerous. He's like, what do you know? What do you know? What do you know? He's still in the same shorts. Resources for which I do not think you wear. It didn't go through.

You didn't change. I'm telling you, it didn't go through. No dude, that's insane. You didn't change? I'm telling you it did not get to the outer layer. By the time this goes up I can send you the finished version of it. What do you mean you didn't need to? It didn't soak through to the shorts. But the underwear soaked. I threw the underwear out. Just continue to continue to continue. The upper atmosphere.

It stayed within the molten core of of the button the shorts were a little I have to go to the little shop I want to just split a bucket. The one-handed week. I'm out of this. I had to go to the little shop and, uh. I've seen you go to the bathroom a lot. I've never seen you walk out with evidence. It was bad.

That's, remember you asked me was I on the Ozempics? The Ozempics was killing me the whole trip. I had diarrhea the whole trip. What? Ozempics give you diarrhea? Yeah. Is that how you lose weight? Wow.

Fucks you up. I mean, listen, we've all had bubble farts. It turns out. Sure. That's what happened. I shart it. Wow. Fucks you up. I mean, listen, we've all had bubble farts. It turns out. Sure. That's what happened. I shart it. Wow.

I shart it, ladies and gentlemen. Wow. God damn it, bro. That sucks. That fucking sucks. But he shit himself, and then... All right, move on. Luke...

Come back to Cuba. Our producer, Luke, new guy Luke, let him sit with it, filmed it all, and then, all right, move on. Luke, our producer, Luke, new guy Luke, let him sit with it, filmed it all, and then he came up to me a few hours later, he was like, dude, I have some information, I'm not sure I should share with you. And I go, dude, I understand. Your job is to share.

I go, if it's in the vein of comedy, you have to tell me. Like, if it's, and he went, It is in the vein of comedy. He goes, fully shit himself. So then we sit on it for halfway to Flagstaff and I wait until the cameras start running I go I got so he had thought he got away with this documentary this documentary that's out now on YouTube it's everywhere it's everywhere it's on X YouTube the unedited poop footage is on Vimeo. It's on X. YouTube. The unedited poop footage is on Vimeo. Yeah, that's behind a paywall.

So he thought he got away with it for a handful of hours. What? Called him on it and then we just ended up having all of that footage. Just a perfect crime, all right? Perfect crime. The one you smell it. It's crazy.

The fact that you're like this and you like kinda look. Because don't you, don't you still you guys have quick run through quick you think that's so nonchalant Just like the I've obviously everybody's done it, but you think yeah What if you're not looking for it? No one notices if you're looking for it you for sure That's your leader guy who was holding the girl by like he'd ever see that he's holding the girl like this And you know he's got her like that And he drops her. Yeah They called him on he SPM Yeah, here's the thing you know how sometimes you could have like a

Fart where it feels like you shit your pants. Yeah, but you didn't yeah, so you're like, oh, I'm good But then other times it's there. It's crazy. So that's what I was doing was checking. Sure. See if it was there. It's also like you've been close so many times. You're like, there's multiple ways this could go. It could just feel squishy in there. Yeah, but it's also like the confidence

to be like, I might have shit myself. And then the laziness to be like, well, there are. There is a camera, a documentary camera for documenting everything. And like, he didn't first go to the bathroom and be like, maybe I shouldn't get this on camera, like, maybe I shouldn't get caught. I didn't know he was filming it.

I love the confidence too, like, it didn't go through the pit. Yeah, like he expects you just to buy that. The basketball shirts where there's a little speck of wet. Oh! That's a big. Oh, just do a laundry, there's Tide Pods right there! I know.

I didn't do laundry at all. Just sit on one of them. Clean them up. I threw my underwear out as I went there's also but you that's what he did He was throwing his underwear dude first night. He goes. I'm throwing this underwear away I could dude were fucking six hours into the trip. We hadn't left Chicago. He was already throwing away I chucked it. I brought enough socks and underwears where I could throw them out so I don't have to put him back in my bag He's dude. He operates like such an insane person different guy's a different guy. He's a he's built different. This guy. What? I also sometimes there's a poop that isn't

clear the butt cheeks. You pooped not full but it's still inside the butt cheeks. We don't even touch and I have a big close buffer. You got a butt cheek. I have a high stratosphere. A big cheek. Yeah, big cheeks. It's like the Grand Canyon. I have a high stratosphere a big cheek. Yeah big cheeks. It's like the Grand Canyon Yeah, so so that was it so then we you know, we ended up making it the flagstaff fucking show and flagstaff Then Vegas and once it goes to Vegas we did route 66 technically doesn't we're not assholes fucking drive by Vegas We're good. Yeah a little bit You know what it goes it goes like this way through Kingman and then down is that route 40?

Uh yeah route 40. Yeah, so it's like hybrids route 66 I believe route for it turns into something else at some point like I said It's no longer like a straight straight shot You kind of have to do it in like honor of it 40 is the interstate that replaced it yeah And then it goes down to Santa Barbara. Where's where the fucks la pasadena? It's right there. Yeah There's a plaque at the end. You know you've reached the end of route 66 I'm on this is there a weird like statue of somebody that didn't make sense Wasn't like you see Harry Como or somebody it's like something crazy

From there and something I forget what it was but somebody is at the end of it He was like a comic or something to or like oh fucking yeah Who's at the end of her sixes Buster Keaton no who was it damn? It's somebody random. Somebody from the 50s. Lucy. I forget who it was. John Panet. No, not that a big man.

Yeah. Fuck. I mean, it was a dancer. It's in a rhythm is a dancer. It's a soul companion. Hmm Rhythm is a dancer. It's it's a soul companion. Who says that rhythm is a dancer Yeah, you can feel it. What is a okay Oklahoma? No, which at the end in Santa Monica? Yeah You got it Will Roger's right there yes Who the fuck was Will Rogers though who was Will Rogers? We're Rogers brother you idiot

Will Rogers statue Yeah, there's big Western star back in the day all right me and what do I know? He also has Will Rogers State Beach It's probably right there. Yeah, it's right there. Yeah, that's big old Hollywood money right there Well Rogers and soap side statue not ain't right. That's not it, but that's another one. It's another well Roger statue I got a lot of state you're saying he's as big as he is You got a lot of fucking statues back in the day University after him back in the day Well, Roger's couldn't walk down the street

Tigger Tigger was girls don't own it Yeah, so we hit Vegas which was cool we had never done Vegas to get all together we had never done I mean we did it for Skang Fest, but we had never done an a YG like, you know, our a YG Show in Vegas. Yeah, that was good did that when he's right no Nothing wise guys wise guys Great club by the way that one down in the town square or whatever great owner great Oh, I just found out he fucking did a I told him I was like gonna like go South America for a bit He was like going to Ecuador. I'm like oh, yeah, I'll go back Why goes back what do you mean back and I'm like well I was in

Ecuador for a while oh I didn't know that why'd you bring up Ecuador I did my missionary work there whoa two years he was in Ecuador as a 19 year old she's 19 to 21 pretty sure there he's yeah missionary trying to like get people to take off their fucking hula hoop dances skirts and convert to Christianity put on that white shirt, those guys always get eaten. Yeah, those are the ones that get eaten. Yes, I got stabbed. I got

speared. I'm gonna be stabbed. So, we're ripping here. Yeah, that was like that was a nice stretch from like, you know, you're doing the smaller town, smaller town, small town. You're like, baby, I'm back in the city. We're at it. We went got a dinner. We fucking played the tables.

We fucking we did it. Yeah. You kind of earned that vacation to. Yeah. Earned Vegas. It was awesome. Yeah, it was. That was fucking that was a good time. And I think we rolled out of Vegas late. Now, yeah, we did. We rolled out of Vegas late night to L.A. Yeah. Pulled into L.A. for the last show, which was a bit of a...

Some technical issues running into that show. It's a rough one. That was a rough one. The venue... I'll just... The venue fucking sucked. Like, the setup of the venue sucked. Nice. There was no soundboard or anything.

Like, they put it in there that day. Was it a black box? No, it's not. Kippy was pretty prickly by then. I was on edge a little bit. I was chillin'. Well listen, it's not even that. So it's like doors were supposed to be, I think shows at 7, it's now 6.50, doors aren't

open. Oh come on. And we don't have lights on the stage at all. They couldn't figure out the lights. What kind of place is this? Exactly. It was the Palace Theater. I was like not like a fucking What it's like a shell. They just didn't have an in-house production. So they have an in-house production. So they just source everything

whatever I Was looking what yeah, it's a it's a theater sure. I'm yeah, I know So we had earned that last one. We had to earn that last one ended up being very fun But just like great show it was like we pulled up the bus. It was just like there was a lot of For as smooth as the whole tour went this place didn't have lights in the stage We I guess that I don't think that's it. It might have been maybe it is I mean the lights are out on the fucking market That's it. We couldn't get light place didn't have a soundboard to use No, we couldn't our team had to help them hook up the sound was this downtown LA. Yeah

See there so now we got a fucking thousand people waiting out for fucking two or three hours because doors aren't open Wow Oh, they're all getting mugged one after another sure we're getting bored. Dude. We're getting fucking good game down We're getting flooded on socials being like, what the fuck, you got me, you dragged me down here. This is a prank. Yeah. Then it got sad because we had to go on the bus and take all of our stuff off the bus.

Yeah, clear off the bus after the show. I was gonna take it back, you flew back. Because we're all working, yeah, we're flying back the next morning. Clear after the show. Side note, one of the camera guys got fucking- Dysentery. Dysentery from brushing his teeth on the with bus water Who he was the bus water on the bus? That's crazy

He had just use a bottle of water just forgot he had just like he forgot. He just slipped it I mean it was day like 10 and has a guy like oh, whatever you're like. Oh, I should be fine Yeah, he got dysentery dude He was so I get a call I can call it when it's coming out You know, it's not right He wasn't able to do the last show like he woke up in LA and was like I'm fucking I Can't get out of bed stayed in LA for like four more days the camera guys. He had any they stayed in LA I didn't know dysentery. What is he a pirate?

He had a shit on the bus to. After we got off the bus. He shit on the bus? We all got off. Going to the venue. No, the venue's closed. We were like two hours away. This is like one in the morning. He called the head of the production and he was like, hey man, I'm locked out of everywhere. I'm in downtown LA. I have to shit. It's coming

out of my asshole right now. Like, what do we do? And he's like, I'm giving you that. We were drunk at a bar. He's like, shit on the bus. Like, we're off the bus. Shit on the bus, too. I never heard anything back, but. Dude, he's either mad or he's shitting his pants.

Not so bad about me shitting my pants now, huh? Damn it. Which one's worse, shitting on the bus? Everyone's off the bus, though. Cause everyone's shit on it, right? Everyone's off. And everyone has shit their pants. But no one's shit on the bus. because everyone's shit on right everyone's off and everyone has shit their pants But no one's sure the but that bus is ruined now

Tell me Clint tell the empty He was all water at that point Our driver said like told he was dealing with rock stars a lot and goes hey if you shit on the bus Just one fucking old used to be in a band I was just a loner whatever because you show the bus you're not gonna be a little pissed on it the rest of the trip And the guy was like day two was like I shit on it. It's great. Well now every time you got his piss We have to pull over Because it's done. It's just done. We got to go back to like repairs to clear it

Geez, they even have a little mesh thing in there that you can't do you don't yeah, yeah, why can't you pee you can't? But he's already ruined it he goes now it's the fucking ruined until we like replace whatever pipes just cuz like you know every time that seal opens up they would start our boss do we had an old it was like perfect for the door cuz it was so yeah it's no like it looked like and to the original Anto these studios like all wood paneling oh the plastic was all like the leather was on the fake leather was all ripped and shit I'm telling you guys next time you the the the

the the the the the the Check out E-bombs world. It's over there. Wherever you watch the videos. E-bombs world was alright. E-bombs world ruled. A lot of, lot of. That was like the first Reddit kind of.

Like not, but it was like the first place you went to be like, what's hot on the inner? What's cracking right now? What is going on in the world? Yeah, it was great. I loved it. Guys, this seems fucking great. Is there anything you wish you would have done that you didn't get to? Um, hmm.

I wish we had a little bit more time for some of the roadside attractions. So you could have just stopped and like let's spend all day. Grand Canyon, obviously. I'd like to see the Grand Canyon. Like if you didn't have shows to do, you could spit, you could be like, let's go off, let's go back on. Yeah. Right.

The fact that we had like, hey, we got to be here at four for sound chat or whatever. If we didn't have shows, we wouldn't be out there. Very true. We met, I, we had a, we loaded up an RV to go to Bonnaroo one year. And while we were loading it up, sunny, 75 degrees, perfect, I got a call saying, hey, Bonnaroo's canceled. And you're like, no, it's not, it's beautiful. I was like, it's rain.

I'm like, there's no rain. It was raining before. Like, the water's up to people's knees. They can't get people in and out. If they needed an ambulance, which they will, it's Bonnaroo, they can't get them in there, they're canceling it. I was like, fuck. So we found another one, Valley Vibes in Western Georgia. We're like, fuck, four hours away, let's get to it. They set three stages, but they were like milk cartons on fucking, you know, with a plank.

And we had an off-brand festival. Yeah. We were like, we're going to do something. You're the most famous guy there. Yeah, I mean, for sure. Holy shit, is that Ari Shaffer? It was Country and Metal. Whoa. I remember Carolina Story was like a band. They were like real mellow, wife, husband. But like-

That's a mix. That's a country and metal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, Carolina Story? Yeah. It was cool, I woke up one day, hung over from like a lot of drugs, and I was like by myself sitting on the crabgrass,

shitty like Fire ants everywhere Kentucky bluegrass listen to them. It was great. It was great But um afterwards like let's go to a k-way for the night and we stopped there We met people and as we drove we stopped for gas we met people that were like RVers Mm-hmm, and they just go wherever their whim takes on that's like the freedom of it. They're all swingers too We can do this. We can't do this, yeah. Freaky deaky. You think so?

Bumping uglies. Yeah, why not? To work on the street. Yeah, my hubbies put up the tarp. Wanna get wild in the bathroom. Put the upside down pineapple up. Yeah. Let them know.

A little bit of wet work. Key West. So okay, go to some places and not have as much of a pass. Some of the roadside attractions I wish we could have hit a little bit more, you know, like the world's biggest rocking chair. But then also it's like you get there and you go, all right, you know. But I mean, it's like you see it just to see it, right? Well, there was one thing that I really wanted to do.

I think it's called like the Blue Whale or something. It's like this big plastic blue whale in like a lagoon. And you used to be able to swim in it, but you can't swim anymore. I think the Rock n' Chair was like outside Tulsa or Cuba or something like that. I just wish it would have been longer. Once you get comfortable on the bus you just want to stay on it. Oh, interesting. I don't even think it might not be the world's largest. It might be like the fourth largest. Second largest.

Yeah, it's like very root 66. Look at that guy underneath it. That's a big second large. That's very root 66 shoes. Where United States Casey, look at the shoes. Oh, wow. They got big shoes too. So you can. Yeah, I remember the I saw this place in my we did stop at urine. You remember Uranus? What was the name of the I forget what state that was in Uranus, Missouri or something. They sold fudge at Uranus. There was a fudge factory in Uranus, dude.

Every single thing is an insane pun. They lean into it. Dude, like when you're like- There was a fudge factory. Yeah, dude, this is very, I mean like the visuals of it. Dude, they have a sword swallower, a freak show. Oh, remember that poor lady?

Oh man. She was begging for an audience. Wow, look horror, a freak show. Oh, remember that poor lady? Oh man. She was begging for an audience. Yeah. Wow. Look how **** I mean. They have a rocket ship. Like some sort of UFO **** Yeah. Missouri. Yeah, Missouri. Yeah. Wow. It

was a good time. That's just sitting out there in the middle of nowhere. No fucking nowhere to Uranus Fudge Factory. Of course. Yeah Yeah, look on route 66 Yeah, everything is welcome to Uranus and then you're like paying that you can tap or like put your card in the go Or you want to shove it in Uranus like oh hey, did you go the back of the store yet Uranus is deep It's lady is should skip by the fudge factory What's this fat shaming bullshit? You got the kid just poor lady little ever life. She's in Uranus Yeah, it's very it's a it's a scene those are the taffy bins

The fuck I got footage of the big man doing work at the taffy right there. That's all taffy Really? much as taffy now Expanded Mostly semen. She wearing a straight out of Compton shirt. Check out Uranus. It's probably straight out of Uranus is the shirt. Everything's a bum.

Check out of Uranus, but it's like check out Uranus. What's with the aliens? There's alien motifs too. For some reason there's aliens and rocket ships as well. Oh, cause Uranus is a, it's awesome. Oh, I didn't even think of that. Idiot. Uranus, so you didn't go to that? No we didn't. Oh, cuz Uranus is a, it's a. Oh, I didn't even think of that. Idiot. Uranus Shoon. So you didn't go to that? No, we did. Oh, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, so they

have like a freak show of like a two-headed frog and a three-headed turtle and some of it's fake, some of it's real. Just like Kitchie and dude, there's this sword. The Mayor's number two most favorite. Wow. There's a what? Sword Swallower? So there was this girl, there's one, they have a, so we said, wait, we went in and they were like- She also worked the cash register. She also worked the cash register of the freak show. So she's like, we go in and we're like, hey, you know, we're filming or whatever.

And they go, yeah, come on in. So they're like, we have a sword swallower. So we walk in, we're like, oh cool. And there's a larger, more of a freak show type woman. She's kind of eating the sword more than swallowing it. We got a sword, Jewer. Got any more swords? That's just taffy, lady. We see the freak show, whatever, silly, stupid.

Take the mutter museum, you walk around. The mutter. Pigs in jars. The mutter's great. So we walk out and this woman is think we didn't realize it was her She's sterilizing the swords And it was just like we were already it was a very sad Just it wasn't the the you know how like as a performer you got to build some tension. It just wasn't there To it she sterilized the swords and she's like you guys ready, and we're all just like a little dry off I just shit my pants. Yeah, I'm like I can't do it. I can't watch it

But we saw a good amount you know good amount of that kind of fucking stuff, which is a great time Wow It's very like shit. You could only sit that could only just on route 66. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you put that outside of New York and you're just like, this doesn't make sense. Why is your rocket ship? But jokes like, well, we didn't pick a, we didn't pick a, a, a sketchy playoff. Yeah. Damn. That sounds fucking rad. What a fun time. So it was just like, we would pull up and be like, this is what we're stopping at today and hanging out for, for

an hour, just whatever. Do you have to do research to find out what the big things were? A lot of research, but it's also like there's a list of it and you go like, all right, well, this will make sense. It shows you how much more you did than planning it. Because when he said that, I was like, nah. Nah, just kind of followed Kip around. The Uranus putt pirates.

That's a good answer. I think it's the same guy, if I remember correctly. Yes, it is. He's a big shot. Yeah. Out it's the same guy, if I remember correctly. Yes. It is. He's a big shot out there. He owns a lot of real estate. Well, it's temporary closed for you guys. Look at that. Any giant?

We did like there's a Cadillac Ranch. And for some reason, there's a bunch of Cadillacs buried nose deep in the desert outside of Texas. And we did like there's a second one of them. We did like an abridged version of it where you go and like spray paint on them and stuff like that There's a bunch of those there's a couple versions of that. I don't know. It's just like a true 60 art Installation on route 60 you go and you spray paint and oh look at her

Just wacky shit out there. Just Michelle Singleton hitting this thing. Oh, it's a child Dude fucking stop breathing it in loser or get out of the way or really start huffing dude. Yeah, really start huffing start now pick a late 18 yet, but mama says it's okay. It's all just shit like you saw this not this one a diff. There's another there's one they made one closer to this is maybe like 40 minutes outside of town or something.

I forget exactly. They made one closer to town this is maybe like 40 minutes outside of town or something, I forget exactly. They made one closer to town that we stopped at. At Sunrise, which was pretty dope, outside of Amarillo, Texas. That is nice. But it's all this thing where you just go, what the fuck is it? Why? Every time you see the rocking chair, the Cadillac Ranch, Uranus, you just go, why? It seems like it's more authentic, even though there's some places that are built just for the sake of tourism They don't they don't exist on their own. Mm-hmm. It still seems like it's real

You trust it because it's been around for long. Yeah. Yeah It was it was a really cool fucking experience to get to damn to do it, you know What would you if somebody okay somebody's going? And they're like hey, I'm gonna do a route 66 thing mm-hmm. What do you tell what advice to get stopping Cuba Cuba, Missouri? Stay at the wagon wagon wheel motel oldest one Yeah What do you bring with you? What do you what do you like? I mean some advice? Yeah? It's it's like I would axe for the car suit is

Good second pair underwear to pair underwear When they can't get uber eats, yes to warm up I would also say like give yours if you're thinking about doing it and you're like got it mapped out Give yourself an extra two days to go like let's hang out here for another day Something cuz you bump into people are like have you everywhere we went to go Oh, you're doing a travel document or have you done this yet? And you go, ah, no, but we got to leave town. What's back there. Half an hour like, yeah, we're not going back there. Give yourself an extra extra days and a little loose,

loose schedule that you can say you can bounce around a little bit. But definitely the big Texas steakhouse. That was a fucking awesome time. Got to go to that one. Got to go to that one. Yeah. Hell of a steak, though. Try to stay. There's still a handful. It was good. Mm hmm. Yeah, it was great. That's that's that makes me happy that it wasn't just a novel thing that actually taking care of the. That's good. That's also good. The great dinner. Especially like when you're traveling, you're like,

oh, this is a good dinner. Free refills. Oh, really? That's always nice. That's most places, right? No. Do free. You're gonna get whacked out on fucking refill What kind of places you eating that here? Do that to you sure You ain't wrong. Let's see how far it is from if I'm gonna be there Not gonna make it's a long way when you go into Austin steak. I'm going soon, but like I'm not gonna take that I'm not gonna. Yeah, that's a flight sure closer to fucking okay see

Sure, it probably is That's long, but I could do it. I think you'll be sleepy driving. I gotta add a gig in Clovis Yeah, I mean dude Amarillo is like I don't think there's They don't they haven't gotten humor yet. Yeah Still coming. They said we ordered it a while ago. Let's tell funny guy. Yeah New York City What Chili's commercial yeah, Chilly's I didn't think that's what you're quoting me. Yeah, I was gonna say the commercial yeah Yeah, where'd you get that salsa?

Guys this sounds like a fucking trip of a lifetime. It was all, it was great. You're never gonna forget that trip. Never. Oh, we wanna do it again. Really? Not that, but like, do another version of like, where can we get a bus and go, like, what's the next iteration of that?

You'll be chasing a dragon. You'll be chasing a dragon. I'm gonna give you one right now. I wanna do that, what do you think? I wanna do that, I'm not doing, don't pull up route one, you weirdo. Uh-uh. You're fucking driving through fucking

Delaware. Delaware. East Philly. Boom, here's your trip. The Great Ocean Road. In Australia? In Australia. Oh. You're going there anyway.

It's from. When are we going there? I don't know. We don't do well in Australia. It's listen dude. Is that true? I can work it. Do you not do well in Australia? I mean, I don't think enough to do the Great Ocean Road. I guess we could probably sell 40 tickets and fucking no, you don't know. It's Melbourne to Adelaide. It's got to be America. You stop it. Yeah, sure. I know. It's got to be America. You know what's I heard is a nice drivers driving up the coast of Maine. Ooh

Pch is also pretty great, but it's not It's not enough place to stop Kitchie it's the only thing that makes sense for our show and are like it hit checks all of those Supposed to do a convertible with a hot chick. Yeah, we're out Yeah, and die off the fucking highway. I always imagine the guy who made the segue they say fell off a cliff on the segue I imagine the pch. I do too for some reason helpful. How fool is that but I imagined that mm-hmm Damn bros that sounds fucking awesome. Very cool. Thanks, buddy. Well the documentary is out now Special it's a cool. Thanks, If it's us at the State Fair. Yeah. If you ever saw like the Comedians of Comedy or like Vince Vaughn's Wild Wild West thing, it's like, it's a tour special, I guess we're calling it.

It's a little bit of everything. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, it was a good time. Damn. Yeah, everybody check it out for real. That sounds like it's a blast. That's great. Where do you guys, okay, I gotta ask both of you guys a question.

I ask everybody. Do you have any travel tips in general or here but travel tips in general and then what countries are you looking to go to? What are you packing up underwear? What? Make sure you pack enough underwear. Love it. You never know what's going to happen. You space it out per day and then one underwear is like 92 today. This is gonna be a repeat, but I want to go back to Paris

Get my eating on you loved it. Yeah, you did it right to you like I'm just diving in I don't know what country I don't think I have anything on He's going to Turkey. Oh, no, you know, I'm gonna Turkey get my her did Are you now? I'm thinking of it. What let's make a whole trip. We just talked about this I'm going full head of hair. I'm gonna say like yeah, dude look at my space here How about Armenia? You know what I really want to do? I was just in Germany a few weeks ago, and I would love to do Austria which I haven't done Which they say is beautiful. I've done, Switzerland. Yeah, it's cool as fuck But like I bet a bunch of us in Austria for a while. I went there.

I assume it's similar to Switzerland. I've done Switzerland. I went along this border once, we just hiked right along the border. We're up in the mountains and you see, it says 1918, little like blocks of like, met like a stone like that big, it says 1918. They were like, this is what we decided.

Italy, Austria. No shit. And you're just walking along in the mountains over It was pretty cool. I was nuts nuts. Yeah, but yeah, you should go to you should go to Austria I really was supposed to be the hottest well. I'd be going with my German wife in our check one umber Bumper she's Czech from Germany. Yeah her parents were refugees from the Russians. Serious shit. Sick Tom Petty made a song about it.

Ain't the Boy Scouts. No they were not. Alright guys, well also check out All Your Garbage. I'll put a little bumper in there. The best recorded podcast in the world. Thank you buddy, we love you. Why did you put recorded in there? Makes it sound like there's unrecorded podcasts.

Tony Hitchcoe's already got best live podcasts. I think people are doing podcasts and not recording them. Yeah, why did you put recorded in there makes it sound like there's a People are doing podcast and not recording I just got my best number one pre taped in certain markets not including Australia regional towns only Guys, thank you so much. Thank you People to see that it should be a fun that should be part of the party Yes, go see that you're like Love you, love you, man. I want people to see that. It should be a fun, it should be part of the party. Yes. Go see that and you're like, you probably feel like you're in it.

We tried, we really tried to capture that. Yeah, hell yeah. All right, let's go take, let's all cross streams with dumps. All right. Yay! Peace. Okay guys, that was the episode.

Fucking sick trip, guys. Kevin and H, that was awesome. H, you can't be shitting your pants like that anymore I mean but you handle it so well it went from denial straight into like all right whatever you got me let's move on with our lives we've all done and we have we have all done I've done on a plane before I've had to bury my underwear in a in a plane trash can you take because you also don't want to leave it on top because the next guy will see anyway but here's what I want to say to you guys right now so

definitely check out the the new route 66 behind the scenes special on the are you garbage YouTube but here you'll be tripping I'm doing something fun that I wanted to do since the beginning of the episode day one I'm sending someone around the world so I want you to send your submissions to why you should be the person, male or female that we sent around about Heather and Caitlin. We'll be checking the submissions and narrowing it down. Um, please don't attack them. Don't use the N word at them. It won't fit.

It won't hurt. There's better words you can use to hurt. Um, yes, send in, I'm open to ideas guys, audio of why you should be, video, just type it out if you don't want to be on either. And why you should be the person. It's not going to be a high class trip around the world. It's going to be my style. But yeah, they're going to be checking. I'm fucking excited about it. How do you guys feel about it? Very excited. Jesus Christ. You're jealous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kinda am too. It's kinda like I wanna live vicariously through them.

You're just gone. Just going to hostels and having fun. Ah, fuck. But if you wanna submit, go to the UbiChipin pod Instagram. Do we have a Twitter? How's the Twitter on there?

It's pretty good there people like mean that's what Twitter is yeah what a garbage site I said it I was shitty and you shouldn't be on there and people like oh cuz musk and like no no this way predates musk nothing's changed it's still for terrible people you're just allowed to say right-wing stuff now or you can send an email to you be tripping podcast at gmail.com and they'll check that we'll take like I don't know like a month or something we'll figure it out till we find the right person yeah you gotta have free time get have I don't know what you want to do and see it's probably gonna be

South America or Southeast Asia just cuz of the money and I can't send you to Europe I'm not Tom Segura with your fucking private jet to combo damn you guys have been more private jets than I have congratulations fucking lations yeah but I'm excited to find the person so that'll be great I am on tour right now in Denver Schomburg all tickets are available at rhfair.com. Denver, Schomburg, Atlanta, Georgia, Portland, Oregon, not the other one. San Jose, Orlando, uh, Fort Lauderdale, Seattle, Vancouver, Calgary, Edmonton. And finishing off at Anchorage. And then I'm gone myself to do some fucking traveling.

Uh, the podcast will still be coming out. I'm a long time ahead. The boys, the RE garbage boys are on the road to, uh, Pontiac, Michigan, Indianapolis, Brookfield, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, PA, Cleveland, Ohio, and Atlantic city, New Jersey. Go to a punchup.live slash are you garbage slash tickets for that. And also check out the, are you garbage? Uh, podcast.

It's great great I've been on there Tom Segura's been on there literally everyone who's not frightened has been on there Christina Paziski was just on there 161,000 views in one day how many of mine get look at mine 156 Christina got that's been out for three weeks oh well I guess you fucking misogynists or more into chicks than dudes. Also subscribe to the podcast. They check it. Um, um, check the YouTube leave suggestions on who we should book. Do you ever see anybody that we should book? Like when they suggest like celebrity names, some people suggest themselves don't suggest yourselves,

but like Ben Banks, they suggested I'm close with him I got hair Hamilton Morris out of that. But yeah, if you think there's some like Like cool celebrity who can go outside their regular thing like Tucker Carlson When I just yeah when I discovered he's into travel like we didn't do any of his normal stuff. We just talked about a place the for Christ everybody hates we didn't do any of the interrupting that he's known for and then we just talked about Vietnam you know what that that sound is that's

him covering up air coming out of his belly button so he goes ah till I cover up the sound that ever can hear it's pretty good at it yeah subscribe we're gonna try to get 200,000 subscribers and that's it guys. I have want to go down route 66. I never have. You've done it, but some of it. God, it looks cool. It's so like retro, like Americana is fuck.

Anyway, these are the two fucking dykes that are going to be checking your, checking your checking your DMS about being the one yeah they're not busy munching boxes they'll take a break for a second wipe their mouths off and then check your DMS if we are on the world it's fucking goddamn Tom hires a lot of diversity hires guys thank you very much for tuning in oh I know how to do it this week until next week so long y'all