You Be Trippin' - Sweden w/ Dan Soder | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

Episode Date: September 15, 2025

Follow Dan on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/dansoder/ Check out Dan’s special! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjVmtPD7hXOkzN80OJM_fXg SPONSORS: -Head over to https://ThriveMarket.com/TRIPPIN to get 30% off your first order and a FREE $60 gift. On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Dan Soder takes Ari to Stockholm, Sweden. In Dan's words...he caught the syndrome. It sounds like the best trip to take with a buddy. Sunlight until midnight, Swedish NA beer, and a rockin concert. With Dan being one of Ari's favorite comics, you don't want to miss this ep. Hejdå You Be Trippin' Ep. 84 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:07 - Soder Goes to Sweden 00:08:53 - Viking Museum 00:16:22 - Dan's Favorite Story 00:23:29 - The Concert 00:28:28 - Dumb Americans 00:37:30 - Scandinavia 00:41:38 - Big Travel Guys Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Come on, big money, big money, big money. I'm not stealing all my information, right? This would be an R.E. Shafir, this would be the ultimate Rishafir troll. If he's like, dude, he's just got your identity now. But yeah, dude, this is me at Vasa Museum, dude. This is all this? Yeah, it's a great. Keep you there.

And then, hold on. Do I have Grun-A-Lund? Oh, yeah, I got me at the concert? Yeah. Drinking fucking non-alcoholics. Wait, wait, wait. Do this here. Okay, wait.

Flip and find out of this crowd. Another one of crowd. Green, white, It's a kid with earphones. Okay, okay, okay, wait, wait, wait. All right, let's start. This is where you're going to show me. Dude, I got so much fucking Sweden on it.

All right, just start. We're started. Let's go. Where you've been and where you're going? This is our East Travel show, yeah. We're going to talk about travel today. It's you'll be tripping, yeah. Have you looked at these since then?

Um, I don't really know if I've gone, and this is the Amsterdam. It's my friend pooping in the hotel. Why is it blurred? Because that was the bathroom wall. My bed's on the other side. I was like, dude, I know what you're doing in there. And he's like, what do you mean? And I was like, I'll show you.

This is a flugger for, flugherg. I forgot about that. We kept calling each other flugrefergs. I was like, dude, you're being such a fucking flugreflugre flog. What's the call? Yeah, I have no idea what it's... And then just... Yeah, out in the open.

Let me see that one again. Let me see that one again. What is this? Watch out for a kid being taken? Vamard ronchen for Bungina. For Juden. Is that forbidden to steal a child? Forbidden to...

It's the... Oh, this is forbidden. That's what that sign says. I can interpret. Alan. Yeah, I just took pictures of random shit. I'm not really good at... Oh, I see.

I said this looks like Joe List. It does. Swedish protester Joe Lutz. All right, all right, wait, let's start. We're here with Dan Soder. Hey, how are you doing? All right, we'll go through these. Yeah.

Well, let's just do it. What is this? You went to Sweden? Yeah, I went to summer of 2018. It was the only time of my life I've ever done like a... Summer 2018, yeah. I did like an eat, pray, love thing. It was the only time of my life where I was like a white lady.

I was in Nashville doing Zanis And I looked up Queens of the Stone Age's tour schedule And they were playing in Stockholm, Sweden And I'd seen, I've seen them a lot And I was like, dude, my family, my dad's family is from Sweden Yeah It's where Soder comes from It's actually Soder

It's Souter, I mean south, I think, with an obloat Whenever I try to say it's Swedish They always correct me I've never got any correct I've been like suitor and they're like Sidette and they're like suitor and like say yeah So I don't know

I need to learn how to do it One point in white immigration Were the Norse people like Hey what the fuck are they doing here Oh I think I don't know I think Scandinavians are very

Boring No they're like They're not as animated Right Like I feel like their history Is being in the old west While the Cowboys come by

Like we're gonna just do stuff to your family oh what no man i think scandinavians those are all vikings and shit yeah but the ones that came to america oh they like settled down and made like a candy shop yeah in madison or something well my my family moved to san francisco they went stockholm and then jumped to san francisco that's where my grandpa was born grandpa grandpa so you just went to the fucking this for that no i wanted to go see queens at the stone age and then i was like i called my friend mike and i was like do you want to go to Stockholm sweet you know I was like we should do a trip me and you should go to

Stockholm and then I talked to Lou Whitsky at the bonfire and Lou was like oh I'm gonna be in Amsterdam four days later seeing Pearl Jam and I so we turned it into that guy's in a Pearl Jam? This is life's work so he I love Lou you know it's his life's work it's his it's his Magnum Opus he um so we did Sweden we go see Queens of the Stone Age in Sweden and spend four days, go down to Amsterdam, do four days, and then fly to Reykavik and do three days, two and a half days in Reykovic, and then fly back to New York. Okay.

So that's what we did. So Stockholm was the first four days of the trip. We stayed in an awesome hotel downtown. It was June, so it was like light late. Nice, nice. Because they're northern hemisphere. So you're getting a lot of that. How late?

Like it went to dusk around like. 10, 30, 11 p.m. If I remember correctly. Nice. So it was cool. It was, and Sweden is beautiful. Yeah. It's beautiful.

The girls. Everything about Sweden's beautiful. Okay. I love Sweden. I just went Stockholm. I want to go to other places next time. The language, I'm not going to, I'll never learn it. I'm too stupid to learn Swedish.

But it's extra things. It's, we don't even have them. It's almost like singing. Like, you know how singers can do that? like the way they talk is they're like I don't I can't do that move I don't know how you it's like a it's like a word kickflip I can't even Ollie and you want me to be like slow that down

what here's what's what's crazy is my friend Mike bought me you know their their flag is blue and yellow but then they also have the crown the three crowns uh-huh that's like kind of their logo what is that for the for the previous kings okay shout out the Viking kings king and by the way we're just doing that because it's so ridiculous that we will never learn that we can't we're too dumb to learn your language yeah it's called the Kroner yeah that sounds right is that Denmark maybe they all have that I don't fucking know we're gonna get killed because this means something This is like us.

That's like someone fucking up the United States in Mexico and being like, well, you guys are like sister states. And you're like, what? What? Like they, there's heat there. Yeah. Like real century old problems. So my friend bought me this Swedish shirt and I wore it on a couple podcasts and people are like, do you even know what that? Like Norwegian people were like, do you know what that means?

And you're like, no. All I know is my grandpa came and lady here. and now I go by Daniel Soder It's Kronasek Or whatever It's the three crowns Okay yeah He bought you what

One of those He's probably a T-shirt There's Mike Wait wait wait let me see this So these are pictures This is the first night I was there Damn cool Yeah it's just the architecture

Wait wait wait wait This is in Stockholm That's cool What is this place What is this place? What's the industrial place over there And then the old style Yeah like a

Almost like a neighborhood mixed with... It looks like a glitch. A scrap yard? Yeah. I don't even know where else to... This is how dumb of an American I am. Oh, there we go.

Same shot. Yeah, same shot. Oh, color corrected. Yeah. So it's like a little square and they're doing construction on a bridge. Okay, well, in their downtown. They have Coca-Cola there.

Isn't that wonderful? God, my picture's really showing me how stupid of an American area. He doesn't happen to be gone. I'm like, oh, look it is. There's a castle in the city. This is a little bit. Yeah, it looks like a fucking Madonna's cone tit.

But it was beautiful there. Yeah. Like the alleyways and like that kind of stuff. That's cool. It's like I've been to London and I've been to London. But it was like a European in a different style that I really liked. It feels weird, right? Yeah.

Sweden is really cool. The people there are very nice. Yeah? Yeah. You know, like outgoing or just like a... They're just like, they're not in your shit. They're just like, hello? like agreeable

cool it's there like I've been to Holland gave me the energy that we give people in Times Square that's how it felt

with all the Dutch people in Amsterdam what just like yeah yeah red red light district yeah like the way we're like yeah fucking Eminem store Times Square cool

you're not going to anything cool here that was the feeling I got when I was in Amsterdam from the locals Stockholm, I caught the syndrome, baby. You loved it. What'd you do? Tell me what you did all day.

Went to the Viking Museum. Yeah. That's where I saw a protester Joe list. Oh, that guy. Yeah, that was at the museum. But then we went to the Vasa Museum. What is that? The Vasa Museum is a warship from, I think, the 17th century.

Yeah. Giant wooden ship. Oh, let me see that one. And they have it reconstructed. You can't walk inside the ship, but you can walk around it and look inside and shit. And it was... Damn, that's Viking as fuck. It was really fucking cool.

Whoa. That's the... Master of it. It's the front of it. Those are the sails. How big is that? It's fucking huge, dude. It is huge.

Like, walking around it, you're like, this is a massive ship. I've only seen shit like this... And you can't go on? Fuck, I'd want to go on. No, because it's old. God. It's old as hell. But they rebuilt it in this museum.

And then they have this video you can watch on why it sank. Yeah. And it's because of a technical error. It wasn't even like a war. Oh, really? It's such a bummer of a video. Because you're like, that's it. That's what took this thing out.

And then these were all these little boats. I think this might be Amsterdam. Wait, why does Stockholm rule so much? I really liked it, dude. I really liked it because it was really clean. Yeah. Everything was like I was there in June So everything was green

Everyone was very nice Like what did you how did you get into it people We would go to we went to restaurants Billions apparently is popular in Sweden People are coming up and saying hello And so like we recognize you from it Yeah Wow

Probably more than anywhere I've been out of country That's cool Yeah it was pretty weird Yeah what's up Milletians Hey everybody I'm breaking in today's episode And let you know a little bit about the guest

Dan Soder He is legitimately one of the best comics in the world. He makes me die laughing every time I see him at the stand. He's never on at the cell at the same time. He goes early. I go late. But I guess I only see him at the stand. And on the road.

Yeah, we've been festivals together. But he crushes. He's guys, he's like a top five comic. He's hitting new strides every day. That's like, I mean, the mixture of silly and like good points. points that he has with like punchlines, voices, act out, and then just, like, well-written. It's just, it's crazy. He's just hitting on a high, high level.

And he's got a new theater tour. It's out right now. His first actually major theater tour, and you guys should always see him. He's legitimately one of the best comics in the country. Like, he's amazing, amazing. You should be able to say you saw him on the first theater tour. it's worth it. And it's like, like I always said, like this is a guaranteed good night out. And honestly, I'm a little too dark. I'm going to walk people. There's a decent chance if you come

see me. You're going to leave having a worse time than you went in on. With Dan, it's not like that. You're going to enjoy it. And I'm not saying he's safe. I'm just saying like, he's not like me and Adrian. He's not going to make you mad. He's just going to lead you down a great path and have a great time. He's just awesome. He's just an awesome comic. And he's in these theaters now. He's at the Moor in Seattle. I think he was actually there with me a long time ago when he did an old episode of Skeptic Tank

where he drove from Seattle to Vancouver. He's in Seattle in Portland, Revolution Hall, my favorite place to play in Portland. The Rialto in Tucson. Then he's at the Paramount Theater in Denver. Bejew Theater in Knoxville. The Cantor Stage in Atlanta, Georgia. Louisville, Kentucky, the Kentucky Center of Arts

for the arts. Nashville at the Tennessee Performing Arts Center. San Antonio at the Majestic. Austin, Texas at the Paramount. Iowa City at the Engler Theater. I played a lot of these places. Minneapolis at the Pantages. Madison at the Barrymore Theater.

That's a good old one. That's a good old movie theater. A guy still takes paper tickets. That's a good one. The owner. Dan, if you talk to the owner guy, talk to him about music, about records. There's a good record shop across the street.

Let's get back to his dates. Kansas City at the Uptown Theater These are all the ones I did We didn't have the same agent Chesterfield, Missouri at the factory Not there Vancouver, Canada at the Vogue Theater

Eugene Oregon Columbus, Ohio and Royal Oak at the Royal Oak Music Theater in Royal Oak, Michigan All tickets are available at dansoder.com You can also check him out. His specials are out right now

He's got a son of a Gary Sans Soter YouTube special hold on I know this one on the road full stand-up special that's a great one filmed in Portland but not at Revolution Hall

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Worst move. I think that's it. I don't think there's anything else I'm supposed to say. I feel like there's always something I'm missing, but it's not. I guess I'll say it again. Follow Dan Soder on Instagram at Dan Soder. but guys go see him on the road he's one of the best comics in the world and he's at his height right now and before he relapses on drugs you get to say you saw him one day someone will find him

and it'll be in a street corner somewhere shooting up and like you're shooting up and dan'll make some joke and he'll be like this guy's still funny it's the man with a funny voice and then they'll rehab them they'll take him off the streets and they'll put him back into carnegie hall and he'll play Carnegie Hall it'll be good and it'll make a lot of money he'll take that money, they'll buy heroin, he'll be back on the streets. His guys can't reform. But right now, he hasn't relapsed, so go see him on the road.

At danceorder.com. Bye everybody. Let's get back to the episode. Dude, my favorite story and I'll tell it. He won't care. I thought the story. So we the first night, we just like went out, had dinner, whatever. Second day, we went to the Vikings exhibit at the museum, and then we went to the

Vasa Museum. So we went to two museums in a day, And then at night we got a great dinner, got some seafood, and then my friend Mike was getting drunk. Food Jack started getting a little like, started throwing them back. And I didn't have weed. I didn't travel with weed, but I traveled with a couple of tutsi rolls that were edibles. So I was like, oh, I'll eat an edible. Those have come to so much. I know the ones you're talking about.

I've come to so many countries and back with me. Vecchio took it to Japan in A1 and almost had to go to an emergency room in Tokyo. But I had those Tutsi rolls And I was like, great, I'll eat a Tutsi roll. So I ate a Titsy roll and I went to a bar with him. Yeah. And it was fine. And then I was like, we went back to his room and watched American Dad on his, he had like a new laptop.

So I was like, this is awesome. And then I was like, I'm going to go to bed. And I was like, I'll see you in the morning. And he kept being like, oh, well, maybe we should go out to the bar. And I'm like, nah, man, it's like 11.30. We'll wake up and do stuff. This is day one? It's day two.

Day two going into day three. Day three is the concert. So I'm like, hey, we'll do some stuff in the morning and then we'll go to the concert. And he's like, great. So I wake up, this hotel had an awesome breakfast. Like a buffet, go through. It was fucking incredible.

Went through twice. How much? And part of this day. Oh, okay. It's in the bill for the hotel. How much is a hotel? High level, mid level. Mid level.

Okay. Good room. I would look it up again. I would stay back there if I went back to Stockholm. Because it was like a really nice room, enjoyed everything about it. Breakfast was awesome. So I eat breakfast. I'm like, if I got, I'll get seconds.

Where the fuck is Vujek? I'm like, waiting there. I'm like, all right, I go get a coffee from down the street, come back. I get my laptop. I go downstairs. I write for 45 minutes. Just like writing jokes, waiting. Put my laptop back.

Finally, when I put my laptop back, I knock on the door. And Foojack comes to the door and he opens it up. And he's like, hey. And I'm like, well, I'm like, what? What's up, dude? It's like 11.30. And he's like, yeah. He goes, I went to let out.

That's what it was. The night before he kept going, let's go to let out. What's let out? And I was like, he kept saying let out. What's let out? But he was drunk. He was like, let's go to let out. And I was like, I know what getting the let out is.

Is that what he said? Let's let the let out? He kept saying let out. And I was like, I really have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. He meant when the bar lets out. but he was drunk. I went till they closed the bar? No, but that night before, he kept going,

let's go to let out. And I didn't get what he meant. And then he was like, when the bar lets out, and I'm like, that's like 3 a.m. here. He's like, yeah. What do you mean, go to let out? Like when they all, everyone leaves to be like, hey, party.

He wanted to go party. He wanted to go to an after party, basically. And I see him. I go to his room. I'm like, where were you? He's like, I went to let out. He's like, I went to a bar, I went to a bar, half of more drinks.

And then I waited, and he's like, and a bunch of clubs let out. And I was like, did it lead to anything? He was like, no, I just came back. He was just up to like 5.30 drunk. He waited three hours to go to an after party? Dude, it was more than that. I probably went to my room at like 1145 midnight. So he waited like three hours.

He went and drank for three more hours. Look at us getting the eye rubbies. I know. Is this part of the flood? Is this from your dead tea? Maybe. Yeah, it might be for the dead guy. I hope not.

sir please leave me alone my grandmother is about to cross over so the next day we woke up and went to abduct a child yeah and that's where we got to deduct a child so apparently it's local custom to abduct a child if you there's not even a don't if you can read Swedish there's a do yeah please tell me what this means var var rule of our answer for your jude makes me feel that means forbidden yeah man boy love forbidden we can look this up dude yeah look translate that god the internet's a beautiful thing sometimes find out what that means it why is that adult holding that child's hand it can't be parental it has to be anything but parental

and also get a pronunciation oh yeah to watch to watch their wild to fuck it hold out watch one of their r and b runs Vulnervancer But you got to hit the um lot I know I don't know how to get the fucking oomlot Got to hold it down Good deliveries prohibited Goods deliveries

Goods deliveries Prohibited Excuse me So is a good Are they saying child Goosey What does that mean? Are we breaking up

Are we breaking into a Pervance in Stockholm Varro Varro le Two communities Yeah for Good Goods Delivery's Perimeter.

What the fuck's that mean? Two comedians bringing down a powering in Stockholm. That's been going since King Gunter. We think we unlocked something. We had to look at it from an outside perspective. Yeah, you have to not know the language to see what they're saying. It's like one of those... It's the original Epstein Island.

It's one of those pictures where you relax your eyes and you could see the picture, which by the way, I could never do. Oh, really? Magic eye. There's a boat. There's a boat in there. I never got it. Really?

This first time I've admitted it. All right, I've lied about that more than anything. Every magic guy I've lied about. I got it. All right, you hear what they're saying something. Just shut everyone up. Right at sailboat, right? Yeah.

Oh, cool. No, no, no, cool. It's like, oh, look at the. You wait for sweat. Oh, yeah, look at the. Yeah, looking at Sweden and Norway, there would be some beef. You guys are touching. Finland's at least got the water between you.

Up top. Up top. I'm looking at Sweden and Finland. Up in Scandinavia. Okay. Let's see what we got here. Oh, yeah. Those are big, by the way.

Yeah. So. Oh, we have to the top Norway and then up in Finland. Yeah. And then that's Stockholm's on the east. Uppsala's where my family's from, I think. Where did you go? Where was it?

I went to Stockholm. Where's Stockholm? To the right. Stockholm. There you go. Pretty high up. Yeah. And then Upsala, which I'm probably butchering that.

It was right there. Yeah. Oh, did you get a pronunciation on what we said? Not a pronunciation, just a... Hold on. Say it out loud? Can you make it say it out loud? For rule of renzer forbidna.

We weren't going to get that. No way. We weren't... And by the way, that's probably not even right. Like, Swedish people are probably... She doesn't sound like she's saying it right. Forbidna? She says it with no soul.

Nothing. She says it with the soul of a computer. And so then we got to go to Queens of the Stone Age. at it's a amusement park called Grown Allund Grunelund, yeah

It's pretty fucking cool, dude It's like on the water Like you can see these pictures here They Wait, this is the Where the concert is? Yeah Oh, it's like a theme park

Yes, that's exactly it So you go to a theme park and it's like Wait, where's the concert? There's like a stage there On the water? Yeah It's on the water. It's fucking really cool.

And apparently it's been like a popular venue forever. Granal looned. Let me see the stage. I can't believe a guy died above you. It's a soul. That's unfinished business. Like from Rick and Morty.

Wow, that's cool. So you got like the roller coaster? Grone alone concerts. You got like the roller coaster. They go while you're doing it? Yeah. While you're there, rollercoaster would go by you?

Yeah, the amusement park was open. Wow. Cool. So, see, that's a roller coaster right there. That's where you're standing for the concert? Yeah. No fucking way. You're right under it.

Yeah. You were like... Who are you pointing out? Some kid you're about to abduct. You're pointing right at him. Grun under you. Dad, he's very... Verboodna.

Dan, for Budna. See, this is this. Forbudna. No, Dan. That's for Boudna here. But this is... That's Josh Anami. The greatest American musician

of the last 20 years. nice that's me on an edible just sucking down uh n a beers i was just drinking so many dude you are example they're like oh dan's got the problem yeah oh that it's there baby you're like he just hit six at this barbecue dude jane took me to a barbecue with kyle you's checking george kittle and i legitimately drank a 12 pack of heineken zeros i had a half a rack of heinie zeros to myself that's what it's nice he's like hey i can't get back into this yeah oh no i just can't even I don't even think of a drink non-alcoholics anymore. There's Josh.

Oh, that's cool. Side stage. You stayed up there the whole time? Yeah, we got good tickets. By the way, shout out to Dean Del Rey. He got you the tickets? Yeah, he got us the tickets in Sweden. Wow.

Through John Theodore, the drummer. So this was the fake beer I was drinking. Norlin's Guild. Oh, that's cool. Wait, let me see it again. The beer? Yeah. That's their N.A.?

Yeah. That looks like an A. I know. It looks like an A. I was worried. I asked over five people if they were sure that this was not alcoholic. I'll go like this. No alcohol.

Alcohol fried. Yeah. And they're going, alcohol fried. We'll shout out of it. Because here's the thing I respect about the Swedes. Yeah. They don't really bend the knee in speaking English. They're kind of like.

It's just like, I'll learn. They learn it. They know it. But it doesn't feel like, you know when you've gone to countries that America's fucked with? And there's that feeling of like, hey, you learn English and this was definitely, they're like, when you speak to someone in English over there, they're like, yeah, I don't know. I just know it because your tongue is easy. Unlike ours and our sink songs.

So these were boats. I thought that was thunder in paradise. That's pretty cool. That did look exactly like that. Yeah. And then this was, we were walking around. So what did you just walk around all day? Yeah.

How was the concert? How much they could fucking go? Unbelievable. Really? It was one of the coolest experiences of my life. One of my favorite Queens of the Stone Age is. Really? Yeah, they played a full set.

They played like, I think, 80 or 90 minutes. It was, and then, oh, yeah, Flugreflark. We kept calling each other. This was the store by our hotel. I kept calling it. Me and Food Jack were like, you fucking fluggerflag. He was fun as hell, dude. Hey, guys, today's episode of Ybu Chippin is brought to you by Thrive Market.

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Not bad. That's Thrivemarket.com slash tripping. Thrivemarket.com slash tripping. Now let's get back to the episode. It was one of those trips where you're like Everything about it, I'm glad I did. Like what? Like, just the fact that I took a risk to be like,

let's go see Queens of the Stone Age at Stockholm. The hotel I got was great. The experience of walking around, being like a full on tourist. Having no problem about doing that. It's so weird. And you just look at like stores. like whoa

they're just yeah like flugreflark I don't know that could be like a fucking copy place but look at all time

he does too it's cool yeah but you just like see words and how words look like completely different it's

what it did is it made me soft in my opinion of when I'm in New York and I get aggravated with tourists oh yeah because I'm like

oh dude these people our languages they go into a Walmart like a greet her yeah but they're like but just stuff

they're like that's how they do stuff here that that's how like joe and the juice was huge over there so it was crazy watching you get big in america yeah yeah yeah where you're like oh that's swedish uh yeah i saw that in sweden i think i got on iceland yeah i think it might be i don't know if it's actually one of those but i think i was like that's where i saw it too in that region yeah those cold whites they figured out joan the juice joan the juice the um hot ginger shot yeah fucking noise but it is because you're living up there you're going to learn how to survive for centuries yeah they're in so far north

Yeah, it's fucking high up there You picture Sweden kind of like we're pulling it But it's like so high up Look how high up It's like Alaska high It's deep and I mean Stockholm is almost even with Alaska Herbstle Bay

I lived in Kenai And that's why you liked it It's the same fucking level Yeah dude that's crazy I've never even really noticed that Almost good job giant map Good job giant map doing the heavy lifting But yeah dude

It's like Is that longitude or latitude? Right? What is that? We should know that. I know, right? God, we're really exposing. Latitude is flat.

Longitude is long. But they're both long. When America's empire ends, which, just like my grandmother, is in hospice. Yeah. This will be a moment that shows how stupid the average American man is. I'm surprised I stayed as an empire that long. I know. We can't identify.

We're like, hey, Alaska and fucking Stockholm are the same size. what is that up or down or left or right people who know that stuff yeah yeah it's but the whole size of sweden is like the same size is from sweden it's her fucking egypt yeah Poland Poland all the way through Italy is the size of Ari's fingers have measured it perfectly wow yeah perfectly I mean look at that dude you're not a Malta yeah it's the size of Sweden is like it from Turkey to almost Iran like that's insane yeah covering Syria Iraq Look how

What that's like Three states Three states No that's the whole Fucking eastern seaboard Miami to To fucking Montreal Someone who's smart

Do the math Oh fuck you You guys think you're better than us Do the math You flugger flarks What was it food like What did you get there It was it was like

It was like It was good There was some fish Yeah You could get to fish Which there was always Fish options That was like Iceland

When you went to Iceland They had like fish and you're like, yeah, I trust you guys know how to do this. It's like being at a coastal city and you're like, I'll get sushi here. Nebraska, no. Yeah. Or like even in like Arizona, I never trusted sushi. Dog, you'd want to be in Korea.

Yes. Why would you get dog in like, in like Guatemala? Syria. No way. Sri Lanka. They don't change with respect. No, go where the dish is from. Get a cheese steak in Philly.

You get a dog. Yeah. Have you been to Korea? No. Is that true? What? Dog. Yeah.

I'm positive. if it is. Yeah, I'm sure it's cuisine. It has to be. Where is it, where is it, where is it known for? How much would you get to? I think Korea, China also, but not as much as Korea. Korea is like, it's known for that.

They're, they're, Katie and I've talked about this before, but they're, do you think is what came down and split over? But I'm thinking like, I won't do that. But their outlook on us loving dogs is the way we make fun of India for loving cows. Dude, when I walk by one of the Moss with Bandit, you could just tell they're just like, I'm going to kick the shit out of this dog if it comes near me.

That's a fucking dog. It's a dog. It's a dog. It's a dog. It's an insult. Come on, come on, come on. These people don't respect. Everywhere else, it's an insult.

And in America, we're like, it's my best friend. I sleep and he's bed with me. Kisses. And they're like, you're a dog. You're a shit dog. And then us were like, come here, buttons.

I fucking love my dog. Fuck you and your fucking hatred of dogs. Dogs are our friends, not for eating. Yeah, I think they do must look like it. My buddy Rolf said, he goes speeches in schools, and they're always like, have you ever eaten dog? And he's like, ah, because he's like, yeah. But guys, they look at our, the way we treat our grandparents

with, like, equal contempt. They're like, they think what we do is barbaric. With our grandparents? Setting our grandparents off to, like, old age homes. It is. Yeah. And then you're worried about them eating a fucking readily available meat source. I'm going through it right now.

If you, my grandma's 97, we treat our elderly like we treat fruit. Yeah. It's truly like fruit. The way we treat fruit where you go, this banana's like mostly brown. You're like, that banana is still so good. It sounds immutable. Eat it. It's a good part.

It touched. This peach is a little sour. And you're like, fuck. can eat it that's how we treat our old people we're just like get out of here uncle you old uncle and that's what i'm going to be yeah yeah because me and you were in the no kid train yeah we're going to be old uncles we're going to be old uncles someone to have to take care of us get ready for yeah oh get ready kids facility dude oh we're in there yeah i'm already eyeing up i mean i guess it'd be fun people your age can i honestly tell you i don't want to be a burden that's where you're not a

burden yeah it's not going to be that bad it's not going to be that bad i was just sitting Get you in a VR when you're in there and just like, oh, reliving the fucking whatever dance you did as a kid. Oh, my God. Come back to 1998. I'm like, I smoke cigarettes. I got sick like a month ago. Yeah. And was in bed for like three days.

And I was like, I got video games. I got TV. So I watching TV shows. I was like, this isn't that bad. That's what it's going to be like when we're old. When we're old fruit. Not bad. Old fruits.

My anus needs glit. Express my anal glands. That's it. How about this? Oh, you. I'm watching my stuff. I'm watching wrestling. Won't be that bad.

Calling everyone a fluggerflarg? How long did this day that for? Four days. That's good. Yeah, it was fun. Would you go back? Yeah, I want to go back. I want to take about a week and go up to, like, Uppsala.

I heard they have a thing. I want to go north. I want to go Norway. Like, Trumps or in all these places where they have the ark. You ever heard of that? No. It's like they have every seed of every plant in the world. And they have it up there just in case there's some fucking, some shit goes wrong.

What's? They can replant any plant. They have like a backup. Yeah, they have like every type of apple tree seed. No. Every pear tree, every fucking star fruit tree. You tell me I can go get a grandmas. What?

You tell me I can go get a nice Washington. No, no, no. You can't get a seed for it. That's where it starts, brother. Yeah, that's where it starts. Yeah. Yeah, that's Northern Light shit, right? Yeah.

All up there. Yeah, I would love to go up there. Karuna. Doing mushrooms up there is probably got to be intense. That's where it started. If it's any sort of connection to the whatever, it's like that's it. I learned about it through Rogan. You talk about how they would do.

And then by the way, when you look up what kind of mushrooms they were taking, they weren't the fun kind. They were the kind of like berserker mode. Oh, wow. They would go insane and slaughter a whole village. You get your hand chopped off. You're like, keep going! I was just like, yeah, dude, you're fucking arms lopped off or you just take a sword to the, because a lot of times when you read up on it,

But some of their swords, like a lot of their swords, obviously cut your arm off and shit. But some of their swords were for blunt, like, breaking bones. We'd swing a broad sword, so you'd just be like, fuck. Have you just got your arm broken, but you're on mushrooms? Like a giant pipe? Yeah. You have to be fucked up. And you're just, um, num, num, no, num, no, chewing.

It's like the camera from the 1979 video was smashing pumpkins. You're like, ah. Jelly arm. Yeah, too, jelly arm bouncing around. It's just still, like, learning to fight lefty. They were taking mushroom for work, not for sport. Oh, wow. They were like, we got to take this village.

And they were good at sailing. They'd come up with, like, songs. That's where the Vikings are, not Norway. It's Sweden, right? Both. Sweden and Norway. Probably Finland. Finland probably got in on the action. I'm not trying to hate on them.

They love Conan. I love them for that. Yeah. Where? Finland? Oh, yeah. Conan was like Conan O'Brien. There was just an episode arc.

He was huge there. Oh, really? Yeah, I loved it. I feel like Finland would be not the Vikings, would be the more land people. And then these people would really like want to get that way. Well, they were sailing. Some people believe that, um, that's like Viking. Nor, I think it would be either Norwegian or Swedish Vikings hit North America, like way before.

Yeah. Yeah. But I'd be so cool if I actually knew this stuff. Yeah. But why? They can make a TV show that'll teach me. That was probably misinformation. It's a place that I want to go back to.

and spend time and do like a relaxing 7 to 10 days That would be cool Summer, right? Yeah, I would probably go early summer Where it's not hot Because by the way

Does it? Would it? They This is 2018 Yeah Very openly talking about climate change Like one of the first things They bring up Is that they're like, yeah, it's crazy

You guys don't believe in climate change And we're like, huh? Like we were getting a burger and it wasn't like a political conversation that turned into that they were just like so you want a burger it's nuts so you guys don't believe in climate change and we're like yeah well we do

we personally believe in it and they're like yeah because it's like crazy real and like we were at Holland and they're like yeah the river's used to freeze and we used to skate on them but now you can't because of climate change they never freeze and you're like cool well I'm gonna go back I don't have any control over it

okay I believe you guys yeah I just there's a lot lot of my cousins that won't. My brother said when he was working out in Europe somewhere they were like, how many guns you have? I don't have any guns. But you're in the minority. How many people have you lost in a mass shooting? I'm not in the

minority. They're like, come on, you're lying. No, no, no, you don't have a gun. Oh, right. Sure. Yeah, it's, they were very like, it was funny how up front they were about climate change. We were like, yeah, I don't know. I don't fucking know shit about it. Yeah.

I'm really the same attitude I'm bringing about what I experienced in Sweden. I'm like, I don't know. The plane I took here probably did. Whatever, sorry. But it was one of those places where you're like, oh, this is really cool to visit. I didn't feel like bored in any way. I wanted to see more of it.

When I left, I was like kind of bummed. We only did a certain amount of it. Would you want to see more of? Like the nature part? Yeah, I want to go up north. I'd want to go west? I mean, I would go. Were the sunsets way late?

Like 2.30 a.m.? They were like, yeah. It was like Alaska. Right. But because it was around June 15th, so we were about to hit the summer solstice, which is the longest day of the year. So we were like, we were at peak sunrise. And it was, it was setting around like around midnight, 1230, like dusk. That's so fucking cool.

And you get it, we were drinking then? No, you were done. No, I was doing edibles, though. Right. It's like you're just up late. People are pouring out of bars and it's fucking light. We talked about this when I, when we talked about Alaska on your old podcast. But I remember the first night I was in Alaska,

I was drinking with my aunt's friend, Roy. I was in the backyard smoking a cigarette. He said, what time do you think it is? And I was like, 9.45? Because it's summer, 945? He's like, it's like, it's 2 a.m. Wow. This is nuts.

That, you know, when you stand up when you've been drinking a lot? It was like that, but I was already standing up. I was like, whoa. Getting out of a casino. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly it. We were drinking Miller High Life.

I was like, oh. I remember that very vividly. Yeah, but being in Sweden, that's why when food trucker's like, let's go to get out, let out, whatever fuck he was calling it. I mean, good spirit, though, to go try it. Dude, we had a blast. Yeah. We had a blast because we went to Amsterdam and then he was like boozing it up. I was smoking weed the whole time.

And then I did truffles and it got fucked up. I kept some edibles for Iceland when we went to the Blue Lagoon. Nice. It was just like a great trip. The whitest trip possible. So you don't normally do that? No. Kind of new for you.

I've never done that. I've never traveled like that. Do you think comics, the ones that were like us, like the amount of time, whatever, are just always like, yeah, I just don't have money for that. I'll never think I have money for that or time. Yeah, I think it was a thing because I was single. I was, you know, when Lou Witsky was like,

I'm getting a vacation that week. I was like, well, now I have a reason to get a whole week off the bonfire. So I had nothing. I just had no obligations. I think now what happens is the older you get, obligations come in different forms relationships work other priorities that just pop up you know and you're just like oh i can't go take it you're the most traveled of anyone i know of the comics

definitely of the comics but maybe outside of that but even that is like when i was doing this not happening i was like i want to go play and they're like we got to go to another thing i'm like you got to get me i'm like it's between seasons i got give me some time to do something do you think your travel, I mean, and this is obvious because I think this is what travel does, so I don't know if this is a stupid question. How much is it enhanced the way you look at life day to day? It's

when you come back, you know, it's like, after you come back from a mushroom trip? Yeah. And you're just like, still seeing things. Yeah, I said that when the when the crust settles again. Yeah, and you're just like, oh, you still see the truth of the universe. You would just come talking from God. But the crust is like settling. It's like, it's not fused together, but you're like, I just saw

stuff. Yeah. So right when you come back from a week or 10 days gone you're like start and it's like oh we did this differently here and sometimes is better yeah sometimes it's worse or it's just different air conditioning ice oh yeah Colin Quinn they put their shit outside in in fucking uh when we went skiing in uh switzerland really you just put your leftovers outside that's nuts just frozen yeah because they're like and there's no animals they're good you're good yeah when uh that's a freezer i was doing shows in london and it was in the summer and i went to go get like an iced latte yeah and they were like

we're out of ice. I was like, oh, when are you making more? And they're like, now we don't make ice. And you're just like, that's just... Where was that? In London. Wow. And then you're like, in America, we have giant machine.

So much ice. It's pumping out. The worst side work, but it's always side work. At every restaurant, get ice. Fill the ice tubs. Yeah, yeah. Because we need ice. Yeah, they just don't get in other places.

And you're like, shit's pretty good where I live. It's great. Redidly available ice. No, like, weird look at me. air conditioning that you can keep your apartment like a meat locker if you have enough money and you go to some of these places and like it's just it's not standard scotland at ed and fringe when it gets hot it's like they're like we got a fan five days of this yeah and then they say it's air conditioning but whatever they're calling air conditioning yeah that ain't air conditioning yeah that's like when comedy clubs don't have their liquor license and they have like that that weird liquor yeah it's like not actual liquor it's something else oh yeah you could but you could sell it with spice of of liquor yeah you could you could sell it with a beer and wine license right that's like what their air conditioning is in the uk maybe it's improved yeah it should improve even like where you can go like even in like where do you go get alcohol it's like oh it's a state run store or it's a 7-11 like you know

west coast you go to 7-11 here like no you wouldn't have oh yeah or grocery stores yeah uh Sweden some of their liquor stores I don't know if it's all their liquor stores yeah I know that's what I that's the kind of thing it makes sense Because look at this, my mom's family, Irish, mostly Irish, other probably like maybe a little English. Yeah. of them are alive. All of them are alive. My father's family, Swedish, all dead from alcohol. So the government has to step in? I feel like that's what it is. I feel like they're like, guys, you can't. I mean, we were talking about how they used to take mushrooms to pillage. That energy goes somewhere. It's like what we're saying with the

non-alcoholic. You still got it there. So maybe the government's like we've got to step in. We've got to close the gates. Yeah, maybe. Maybe it's like you guys can't be. By the way, we can be completely wrong. It's just something that. No, it's truth. I think we've nailed it. I'm going to look it up. I want to look up government-ran

liquor stores. While you're looking that up, do you have any advice for travel now that you're such a fucking worldly traveler? Also, by the way, Dan's special. I got to fucking put it in earlier. Dan Special is out right now on YouTube. What's it called?

Yeah, it's Dan Soter on the road. On the road. I dropped 40 minutes of new jokes. Fucking long time coming. I don't like calling it a special. Why? That's wild. I feel like a special's an hour.

Oh, interesting. So I feel like this is like, this is like an EP instead of an LP. You know what I mean? Interesting. You're like, they're ready to go. Yeah. I worked on these on the road. It's a fun.

It's been a long time. Yeah, it's been about five years. Portland Helium. I liked this. You're one of my last. I saw this at it, but looked great. Pip sent it to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's great.

He did a great job. You're one of the lasting memories of the pandemic is the billboard at my corner was your face for three years. Yeah, HBO didn't change it out. They all decided we're done with billboards. There's also like, whatever's up is up. I think, I mean, HBO now does a few specials,

but I think I was the last one of their run of how their programming used to be. pushing big, like, this is a big moment now. Yeah, like, then it moved to Max, and I still think it's a big thing, but I think, like, that was for me, and then it was like, cool momentum, sit home. But I just really haven't, I've fucked up.

I don't think I've put enough out there on YouTube. Yeah, maybe. And I filmed this set, and I was like, dude, I like this set. Yeah, you should. Yeah, so it's on my YouTube channel at Dan Soder. You're one of the funniest comics in the fucking world, man. Thanks, man.

in sweet i can't want to watch it out if do you have the uh do have the um in there yeah nice oh yeah absolutely yeah i cut uh dude i've quoted that one to so many people i've cut like uh i cut like about we filmed about 50 minutes and i cut about 12 of it because i was just like we were watching it and i was like this isn't have to be a certain time right it doesn't anymore it really doesn't I just wanted it to be like, I wanted people to be able to put it on and just be like, funny, funny. You know when you watch a long set and it feels shorter where you watch someone do 45 minutes and you're like, they were like 20 minutes? Yeah, but they were just crushing. Yeah, you just want that.

I see a comedy that I'm like, yeah, maybe that's this is a right amount of time. It just, I just wanted it to be like, hey, here it is on YouTube. It's for free. 1530, 45. That used to be the standard headlining. Yeah. So that's what it's like, yeah, this is a, I took one joke out that was going to make it like 44 minutes. Yeah.

And I was like, I just. rather start it hot. It's like, it was the beginning joke, and I just cut it to be like, we'll just start right where it gets going. On the road? Yeah, on the road. Dan Soder on the road. Because that's, you know, I couldn't think of a title.

Yeah. They're so dumb. It's just like, see, their new one, I don't remember the titles of like, even like albums. Yeah. You know, from bands. I'm like, the one with the robot in the cover. That's why you're just like, uh, it's one he's on the road. Yeah.

There you go. Government involvement liquor stores in Sweden. System Bola. The system company is a government-owned chain of liquor stores in Sweden. It is the only retail store allowed to sell alcoholic beverages that contain more than 3.5 alcohol per volume. Beer. They can't even sell beer except for that.

So you can have like a... You can have like a... Cambocha. That is nuts. It's called systembologic? System bulgat. Wait, it's a system company. The system company is a system company.

The system company is a... Dope name for a liquor store in the United States. If you are in a Swedish... Sounds like a prison. It does a gay dance club. Welcome to the system company. Is alcohol regulated in Sweden? Sweden is a government alcohol monopoly.

System Borlaugget. For the sale of all alcoholic drinks. Yeah, so okay, I wasn't wrong about that. And by the way, the ones that moved to the United States and took the governor off, all died of cirrhosis. So keep working at system building it. That's my personal. That's my great job. The system company, you're doing well.

You're keeping your people alive. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, it is. I usually ask people like, what surprised you about a place? You already kind of told me that. Yeah. All this stuff too. What you regret?

Not seeing more of it. Yeah. I wish I would have done more. Yeah. I wish I would have gone, I wish I would have done more research into restaurants. Oh, why? ever since Katie has shown me

that when you do research it pays off and you like hit a couple spots like you strike me as a person that goes in a little researched sometimes and sometimes

so not at all they're like you didn't come here to go hiking Guatemala I'm like is that big here like what yeah but then there's times

where I've heard stories of you traveling like to Norway and you did some research you found a restaurant you wanted to go to yeah stuff like that sometimes yeah yeah

that's what I wish I would have done a museum or something Yeah, like the Vasa Museum I wanted to see because I was like, I want to see a cool ass warship. Yeah, you want to see what's there. Or if you go with somebody, like they do a little bit, you do a little bit. Smokable? If I had like some doinks.

Yeah. I was hitting some pre-rolls. And like going and walking around Sweden, I could do two weeks there. Dude, I wandered in Amsterdam. I was like, hi, wandered and just came across some weird museum. You see things like, what the fuck in some park? You don't realize how we were staying outside. of like umsterdam we were staying like right outside so we'd take this train and it was like

kind of cool because it was like seeing where everyone just actually lived oh right yeah i like that too you're like by a big pond and you're just like this is awesome it's fucking great yeah and any travel tips um how expensive was it there hella it was it was uh it was a costly trip yeah it was a trip where i was like i'll work i'll work extra okay to go do this yeah so if you Put some money aside. It makes it worth it. Yeah. You know what I say you can do?

Add a show for a gig. Great. I mean, like, not there. Yeah, just down a weekend that's... But just here one day, it's like, I'm going to do the Grammarcy or I'm going to do like Long Island. And then I'll go to Bell House. One out, come back.

That's my payment for this trip. That's smart. Yeah. We still got to go to Iceland together. We're still got to go to Iceland. We're going to do that. It's got to be the summer. There's enough people in Reykivik that we do a show.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That'd be fun. Let's do it for this summer. Yeah. Well, let's talk about it. All right. But, like, let's try it.

Yeah, I could do something in like August. Yeah, okay. That would be sick. Yeah, it would be. I love, yeah, we could go get that fish stew that was really good. Yeah. Go get that fish stew, baby. We got another extra comment about that.

But I'll be with my wife, so that won't interest me. She'll be dead anyway. Dead waitress? I hope not. She found that she was related to her husband. Oh, my God. They were just. little sweet tavern owners

yeah oh travel tips you got any travel tips doesn't have to be life-changing but just like get a good suitcase I'm trying to find a new suitcase and honestly toiletry bag suitcase I like toiletry bag is great get a good suitcase get a good suitcase get something

that you can pack and unpack quickly and effectively that's what for a comics to Osprey the Osprey fucking Fairview 70 or 55 what would you say for roll on detachable oh I'm not a roller person You're not. No. Because I'll tell you right now, I went and looked at a Herschel one, and I was like, I need, it was a hard case.

But I just don't know about it. You want to have one where your other thing slides right onto the top, so it doesn't, like, flop over and fucking throw your shit over. The flop together. God, I'm going to go suitcase shopping. I'm going to get naked and go suitcase shopping at home in my laptop. I'm such a dirty bit. Remember when Jay bought $6,000 luggage? It was wild.

Like, he got drafted in the NFL. He was so bad with money. He was like, you got to have something good. I'm like, $600. Dude, it was wild. Lost each piece within a year. He bought the kind of luggage that one buys at an expensive store in the airport. Yeah.

Where you're like, only like, what did you just win the lottery? You need to loss. Or you can just get a new set. It's a hundred bucks for a set. I did the most cheap fucking frugal thing ever. I went in and looked at it and took a picture of the price tag and the size of the bag. And I'm just going to go home and Google it. Yeah, exactly.

Sorry, dude. Computers win. and the machines win, fuck-o. They were trying to outlaw people going on their phones when it was that red pine or something. I was like, hey, hey, hey, don't. Yeah, get that, dude.

Oh, my God. Yeah, let's go to Iceland. Yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, that's another question I forget how to somebody else. Where do you want to go next? Iceland would be cool.

They go back. Or do you have any new ones? I want to go to Japan. Yeah, me too. I want to go to Japan and I want to watch a new Japan pro wrestling match there. I'm in.

Because they... Soder wants to get a trip to Japan. Yeah. Comic trip to Japan. I do. Okay. Oh, I thought you said soda wants to get a... I meant DeRosa.

Okay. I was like, I do. And that's what I just said. And I was like, it was crazy. But I'm talking about soda, though. That's exactly what I know. But I'm talking about soda. That's exactly what we're doing right now.

Dude, I would absolutely go do two weeks in Japan with me, you, DeRosa. We'll start in, we'll start in what, we'll do a gig in the north, a gig in the south, and it's ours to play with. Yes. Fuck Iceland. Dude, Japan. Let's go Japan like October. If I could go see the King. of sport because the way they cheer wrestling is completely

different the way we cheer wrestling. Really? Yeah, they do sick moves and then they go golf clubs? Golf from wrestling? They clap. It's great. There's such small hands. It sounds like a golf club. Dude, we'll be giants over there. We shall loom. Any scenes good for me. No blocks. We shall loop. Do Katie's going to be a tall. She's like five foot four. Get her on your shoulders and I'm like, come on. You're too big.

All right, all right. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that. This podcast should be called plans that They never come through it. We were supposed to do it last year. We're just sitting in Dead Man Stew. Yeah. All right. I'm going to the Ranger game.

Can you call your studio the Dead Man Stew? Why? What does that mean? Because it's like the guy died above you. Oh, the Dead Man Stu. And then water came through. The Dead Man Studio. Dead Man Studio.

Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right, buddy. That was great. You're the best.

I love you, Ari. I love you, too. Yeah. Well, that's the episode. Thank you very much. Dan Soder for coming in. Everybody reached out to Dan Soder on Instagram at Dan Soder. Follow him on there.

Tell him that you enjoy the episode. Leave him a little DM. Say, Dan, I'm following you know because of Ari. Good job. Talking about Stockholm. Also, very cool to be able to go to see a concert in the road. What's her name just did? Aalufo.

She went to Mexico City by herself to see the AAS. It's very exciting. to make an excuse to go to places based on who's playing. It's pretty cool. And maybe, if any of you have ever wanted to visit, I don't know, Tucson or Portland or Los Angeles, Seattle, Denver, Knoxville, Atlanta, something like that. Why don't you make your excuse to go see instead of a musician? One of the best comics in the world, Dan Soder. He's in L.A. at the United Theater.

Seattle at the Moore, Portland, the Revolution Hall. This is all on September. It's coming out in a few weeks, September 26th, 27th, 25th. Then in October, he's at Tucson, the Rialto, Denver to the Paramount, Knoxville, at the Bijou, and then in October, like mid-October. He's in Atlanta at the Canter Stage, Louisville at the Kentucky Center for the Arts, Nashville, San Antonio at the Majestic, Austin at the Paramount Theater, Iowa City at the Englert, Minneapolis at the Pantasas, now we're into November, Madison at the Barrymore,

Kansas City at the Uptown, Chesterfield, of the factory, and Vancouver at the Vogue, One of the best venues really in the world. Vancouver has a fucking great one. Eugene Oregon, Columbus, Ohio, and Royal Oak, Michigan. Go see Dan Soder right now on his first major theater tour. All tickets are available at dansoder.com slash tour. NC Son of a Gary and on the road. Son of a Gary's on HBO.

On the Roads on YouTube. There's specials out there. You can also listen to him on his podcasts. Which one is that? Why do we not say it? Dan Soder Podcast? Here it is. The Soder Podcast.

I've been on there. Let's see how many views mine got. Let's see how many views mine got. Okay, so Yannis is two weeks ago. Meanwhile, he's built up. Janus is 116,000. Damn, Janus, you're popular? Okay, let's see.

It's all based on views, you guys. Nothing else matters. Ali Siddique, 107,000. James McCann. Well, hold on, Soder Podcasts Ari Shafir. Let's look it up. Do you think I have more or less in Janice? Boom.

Let's see. Boom, big money, big money, big money. 181,000 from six months ago. Yo, dog. Suck on that, Janus. Suck on that. Today's episode is produced by the Your Moms House Network. It's edited by Alan Kathy.

Alan, go see you. Go see soda when he's on the road. That's all right. Please subscribe to wherever you're listening or watching. Next week, I haven't decided yet next week. Maybe Malice, North Korea. Maybe Byron Bowers in Israel. Should we do Israel?

Maybe we'll do Byron Bowers in Israel. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. Thank you very much for tuning in, everybody. I'll talk to you next week. Astanaanao. I don't know how to say goodbye in Swedish. So goodbye. Stockholm, Sweden, Stockholm, Switzerland.

Talk from Sweden. Bye. Also, by the way, I should tell you this. Sweden has the hottest women in the world. And I know it's almost like, hacky to say that, but they're crazy hot. And they're average.

Since it's hot everywhere, there's an episode of Buck Rogers who's watching on reruns. Some guy bends metal like that. And he goes, actually, in my country, I'm considered a weakling. There are 7-11 shopkeepers in Sweden that are hotter than any one.

woman you've ever dated. It's nuts. And they have no value there because there's so many hot ones that they can't do anything other than work at a 7-Eleven. It's just, you just walk along. You're like, what? But they think they're normal. They don't think they're hot. So they go, whatever, whatever, they got a mole on me? What's the matter? I'm like, no, you're a fucking gorgeous fucking face. I just want to punch a dude to prove my love for you, all of you. Anyway, good episode, Dan. I appreciate it. Until next week, everybody. Bye. Heydo Oh yeah, all right

Heydo Heydo All right Heydo everybody Yeah we should do these more Okay bye Bye