You Be Trippin' - United Kingdom w/ Danny Brown | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

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Because it seemed like Detroit might have been a cool city because like any like, you know, from depression, like some artists can move in. They can afford. Yeah, yeah, definitely. No, it's still kind of like that. I mean, I would say it's definitely because it's like more gentrified type Williamsburg, hipster neighborhoods that you can move to on some artists. New York got too expensive. Yeah, yeah. It was cool.

And then it was like. All the people from Detroit that moved to New York moved back with more motherfuckers from New York. That's right. Like, come back here. I know a police that actually afford rent. They got organic gardens and shit.

Nah, like, what the... That used to be a prostitution playground. Dude, I love the front lines of gentrification where they're like, we're going to make it nice. And then it's like,

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Did somebody say Skip? Hello, everybody. Today on You Be Trippin', it's the first non-comedian. It's Danny Brown. Danny Two Fingers Brown, because he picks the slide guitar so well with his two fingers. He got his other three fingers cut off in a boating accident outside Halifax in 2003. Not many people know that, but Danny Brown has two fingers. Now, I guess they do know it because that's his name, Danny Two Fingers Brown. A little word of disclaimer on this episode. I don't normally do these, but this was recorded Recorded before Danny entered into a program that you're not supposed to talk about.

It's an anonymous program, if you catch my drift. And we are talking a lot in this episode about stuff that is not allowed in this anonymous program. So, everything aside, this is when he was not sober he is now sober he's doing great he's got a year plus under his belt we're all very proud of you danny if not for his sobriety we would not have gotten correnta a fabulous album guys go get correnta and now without being out of the way let's get to downtown two-finger Danny Brown on today's episode of You Be Trippin but ignore everything he says about elicits because that's the old Danny this is the new Danny let's start hey everybody welcome to You Be Trippin my name

is Ari Shaffir I'm the host this is the only travel podcast in the world um today my guest is uh an amazing musician and a fucking host of a great podcast called The Danny Brown Show. Danny Brown! Yo, yo, yo, what up, what up, what up? Thank you for having me, brother. Ah, claps, nice. Where are we going today, Danny? What are you telling me about? Oh yeah, I was just in the UK in general. I mean, I just was over there playing Redden and Leeds Festival. It was a half of a great time. Which one was good one which one was good

which one was bad i think i did good i think i did good leads and i did bad and red damn but it was just like i don't know man uh yeah i think i think it was bad lineup management i'm gonna blame it on that yeah dude i saw i saw the killers in um in uh firefly in delaware the festival but they went on second to last. Yeah, same thing with me. They're just like, dude, they're a headliner band. And they're like, whatever. But Eminem's going to have a hard time. Whoever it was, we're not pulling up our punches.

But yeah. Maybe I should have came with that theory. Maybe. Is it hard playing early in the day or not going last when you're usually a headliner? It depends on me. I think it might be easier for me to go in the daytime because I probably wouldn't drink so much. Oh, right.

But the last thing I want to do is be playing way before a lot of motherfuckers I know I'm not supposed to be playing before. Did you ever hear that james brown i think james brown was on the like a like a charity lineup with the rolling stones and some other fucking massive band and they're like all right we got the other massive band than james brown than the rolling stones and he's like no i'm james brown i go last fuck this i'm leaving exactly and then he just left and they're like what exactly and then he came back 10 minutes i goes actually no i will go there good luck rolling stones and he put on the show of his life and he was like fucking eat it enjoyed following Exactly. And then he came back 10 minutes later and goes, actually, no, I will go there. Good luck, Rolling Stones. And then he put on the show of his life,

and he was like, fucking eat it. Enjoyed following that. Yeah, so I guess I need to incorporate that into my set list. There you go. What do you do? Have you been to the UK before? Yes, all the time. Actually, my record company that I'm signed to is out there in London,

so I've spent a lot of time out there. Nice. What do you get into? Eat a lot of shepherd's pie. That good Shepard's pie fish and chips but I really just love the music scene out there like I mean guess growing up in Detroit you know it's always like I said my dad's a house DJ so I always grew up around like ghetto tech and techno shit and you know London in Detroit always just had this musical connection some type of way so the

shit that i grew up listening to is the same shit that they was getting so when like 2000 early 2000 shit like grime music and all that stuff started becoming big over there i was getting it too and i was into that shit so it's like some of my my big biggest artists that i'm influenced from is you know the streets dizzy rascal stuff like that like now i'm super into like jungle drum and bass all that shit i had to go back and start listening to. When did that shit, like, when did, like, I don't know, EDM or electronic music, when did that start, like, overlapping with, like, I don't know,

whatever you call it, black music, you know? I don't know what the right term is, but, yeah. What do you mean? I mean, like, it was a very white experience. But the black people created it first. And then it went over there, and now it's back. It was creative. I mean, yeah now it's back. It's creative. I mean, yeah, it's a little bit blended.

I would say the shit got white because it became like dubstep and shit like that. It's just like noisy. And I think that's more influence from metal shit than anything. Where you got to look at houses has more of a soulful vibe. And ghetto tech and all that shit like really just about shaking your ass That's really some yeah, you know twerking on a bitch kind of shit. You know what I'm saying? So I think you know dust if you ain't working on no ass on no dust That's like it should just sound like you just took a whole bunch of whippets

That's right. That's what it is. The drugs and shit go with it. You know, I love when you know, you're making a song for a drug You're gonna be on when you listen to it. We're on this when we're doing it. Yeah. So I think, yeah, so that's pretty much what it is, too, the musical connection. So when I go out there, like, going out and hanging at parties and hanging at clubs or even just restaurants, I'm hearing the music that I like. It's like, I don't know. And I think the first time I ever went out there, I was like, I've been here before.

You know, I felt like you've been somewhere in the past life or some shit. Yeah. When I went to London, then I did my 23and me, and they said I was like 4% British. Really? Yeah. Congratulations. Yeah. Get your passport.

So, yeah. I got my passport. I just left from there. No, I'm saying your UK passport. Oh, yeah. Maybe you can qualify. I actually wanted to move over there one funny time in my life, but now I don't think I'll make it. I'm moving there.

Oh, yeah. Where? Probably London. Okay. Probably a couple years. Dude, what's the um you know what i love about it like in that like i don't know which disco it's all disco right like a version of disco uh house and everything but like uh the drugs there are so clean yeah i've definitely um dabbled

and experienced went a little too far yeah yeah i Yeah. I did a whole gram of Mandy. Really? In one sitting. Mandy. By mistake. Because it was powder form and I'd never seen it like that. Yeah. Because I'm used to getting it in crystals and shit.

Or you're getting it in a pill. You know what I'm saying? And they just gave me this bag of powder. I'm like, what? And you're like, how much do I do? Yeah, when they say how many grams, I'm like, I don't know. So I just poured it on a table and I licked my finger and did it, from the spit on my finger,

it started to dissolve everywhere. So me and my partner got scared, and we just started. Because the worst thing is wasting the drugs. I'm like, I'm not dissolving. Save him! Save it! The shameless list of drug addictions.

I don't know the thought process behind that, but so yeah, it was really a bad night. Why? Why bad? Why not super good? Because we literally, I mean, I met one of my idols, who's the streets, Mike Skinner, who I was just talking about. I went and met him at a nightclub.

He bought me a drink. Soon as I got the drink, I just threw up right in it. No. In front of an idol? We just met. He hasn't known me for three minutes. So that was that. Then we went back to the hotel room.

Both of us just passed out in the bed. Like, we literally just sitting there shaking, hugging each other. And the promoter, he keep coming to get us. Like, y'all got to go on in 10 minutes. We're like, give us 10 more minutes. Give us 10 more minutes. And after a while, he's just like, man, we've been giving you 10 minutes for three hours. But to us, it just felt like 10 minutes.

We didn't even know. Damn. We had a good show though. Yeah, I've been given it in like after shows or whatever. They just like get toilet paper and then just dollop a little bit of Molly or Mandy in toilet paper and roll it and like swallow this. Yeah, I mean that made more sense than what I just did because I think that's, you know,

I was just used to taking the crystals and all that shit. Yeah. But yeah, I've had a lot of fun. And then that's the scene for that shit too. That's the scene. So over here. That's what I mean. They took that.

They took our disco or whatever and then added the best drugs. They're all about raving. You know what I'm saying? So it's like you go over there. I was just over there. It was just Carnival going on, which I wish I could have. Oh, nice. Oh, man.

That shit's so lit. They have a good one there? Yeah, the Carnival. Oh, man. That shit. Big booties everywhere. one there? Yeah, the Carnival. Oh, man, that shit. Big booties everywhere. Big booties shaking, bouncing all around. A little Caribbean music in that context.

That's cool. Wait, what were you going to say? What were we talking about? The drugs? Oh, yeah. I'm just saying. Where the scene, I mean, when a drug is a part of that scene, you're always going to be able to get the best possible of that

because that's what motherfuckers is over there doing. Like right now, I mean, when a drug is a part of that scene, you're always going to be able to get the best possible of that. Because that's what motherfuckers is over there doing. Like, right now, I mean, I don't know. I guess weed, I never get better weed than I can get in America, I feel like. Oh, that's the other thing we've got. What fucking pussies they are with weed in the UK. God damn, they suck. And they just want to smoke spliffs all day. Just spliffs.

I mean, there's more tobacco than fucking weed. I know. And then the weed is not even better than the tobacco. I don't know what they're smoking. And they're like, it lasts longer that way. I'm like, or just do a hit and then smoke your fucking cigarette. I feel like the last few times I've been there, it has been, you know, a little better quality and what's going on, but it still has nothing to do with here.

Are you getting what I'm saying? Like, the shit I'm smoking, now I'm starting to think the weed here is getting a little too good. Like, some of this shit, now I'm starting to think the weed here is getting a little too good. Like some of this shit now I'm starting to be like, man, I'm really 40 years old. Like I don't know if I should be, I can't handle this shit no more, man. I'm sitting around just being a loser now, man.

I used to be able to smoke weed and go about my day and do shit. Like now I'm just sitting around like playing video games, ordering pizzas and shit. Dude, in New York it's everywhere now because it's like, they haven't got dispensers yet, but they just got every head shop, we're just like, yeah, they they have weed, a few different strains

but it's kind of shitty, so it's kind of perfect I can smoke and walk when you do find good weed in New York, you gotta fucking play arm and leg for this shit, it's so fucking expensive it's like 20 bucks for a J so fucking expensive man, but damn I haven't been to New York since

COVID, I haven't been back since COVID so I ain't been since they had the weed shit going down out there, so shit, I can't been in New York since COVID. I haven't been back since COVID. So I ain't been since they had the weed shit going down out there. So shit, I can't wait. It's great. It still feels illegal, but it ain't. New York was one of the worst places to smoke weed. And I remember being in fucking Crown Heights, Brooklyn, hiding in the back of a stairwell on a roof or something,

the window blowing. It's like 30 degrees outside. We smoking weed right there. The police still run up and catch us. What are you guys doing? Like, damn it! You had to do James Bond shit just to buy some weed. That has to be the worst shit about buying weed

in New York, like, motherfucker, you got some weed? Like, yeah, man, hold on. Let's meet me somewhere. Yeah, you're right, put the money in the phone booth right there, then you gotta go over there to this mailbox and you go over there and kick it three times, it's gonna fall out the bottom, like, what the fuck is going on out here?

Dude, I started smoking in L.A. So when I got to New York, people were like, all right, here's a number. And then they show up like an hour and a half later. Like, come on, I gotta go. See, smoking in L.A. in my early stages, it always fucked me up. I mean, coming from Detroit, I mean, our weed ain't the best. I mean, now it has gotten a lot better. But in those times, it wasn't the best.

You know, you go out there and you get the fucking time difference too so that'll fuck you up then you out there smoking a fire pack the fire pack and you gotta work in a studio or some shit i used to fall asleep all the time so i couldn't work it you're like i guess i'm tired like or you've been smoking weed all day i couldn't work in la la is hardest place for me to make music yeah but dude so i roll i was in the uk i was in scotland and i just rolled a joint and we're all hanging out at a house party i lit it up and then passed it and then after i got to the third guy the first guy's like was that a pure yeah oh yeah they make a big deal out of it they make a big deal out of smoking pure weed and tipping that's two things they hate you tip them they want to catch the fade with you like hold up bruv

do i need your money like what i'm just trying to look out for you. You're doing a good job. Bruv. Oh, yeah, they get mad about it, right? Yeah, they get mad about it. They take it as a sign of disrespect, I feel like. Yeah. I don't get that part, man.

Yeah, you're like, what is going on with that? They love to fight, too. One thing I never, if you just walk around any street, I feel like you can just find a street fight on a late night. At the 10 p.m., it's a fight like every other corner that's a pub. You would definitely see a lot of fist fights. I just saw

one recently. It was a guy so small. But he was smaller than a big guy. But he just wasn't scared. He wasn't scared of the big guy. It's a London shit fight. Hey, everybody. Me and my guest, Danny, are both prolific and amazing electrifying performers.

Yeah. He can definitely rock a stage better than I can, but I'm doing what he's never done, which is record a live stand-up comedy special, this time in Washington, D.C., April 26th and 27th at the Capitol Turnaround. Get tickets at arishafir.com. My fourth, something like that, or fifth, I don't know, stand-up comedy special, and it's a good one, and I'm taking it to D.C. for a reason. Get tickets right now. I think the 27th is sold out.

Definitely the first show is. Get tickets for the Friday show. And then May 420 in Austin at the Paramount Theater. May 9th and 10th in Los Angeles. May 9th and 10th, storytelling show. Ari Shaffir's renamed storytelling show, Dark Stories Unrecorded. You will not ever see these again. It's live or forget it.

There'll be some comics there you know, comics there you don't know. It's me and five performers, and they're all going to be great. And, yeah, it's a surprise lineup. It's better that way. It's always a fucking killer show. It's a small venue, so get tickets now if you're even thinking about going because they're gone soon. And then Australia.

Melbourne, May 17th and 18th. May 18th is sold out. Adelaide, May 24th. May 25th, Canberra. May 31st, Brisbane. June 1st, Sydney. And then I'm done. And Danny Brown is on the road right now.

He's an amazing comic. He's got a great new album out called Corenta that you guys have to pick up. It's so good. It's so good. Jen's Fantastic Vacation is probably my favorite song on the album. It's so good, you guys. And he's all over the road now. Come on.

Come on. Who put that there? I had it all set up listen i i don't know 25 it was 25 cents on a fire sale in san francisco why not just throw it out i list everything for 25 cents danny brown's Corenta, available right now wherever you buy or steal music. Go to Napster.com for Danny Brown's great new album,

Jen's Terrific Vacation. I never know the lyrics. Great song about gentrification. Jen's Terrific Vacation. Jen Terrification. You get it? He's also on tour, you guys, all over Europe, starting in May. May 17th, I think, May.

Oh, I got tips for you, Danny. May 7th in Oslo, Norway. I got a place to go there. It's a cool bar, but there's too many trips to the bathroom, if you know what I mean. Not for a sober guy. Copenhagen, Denmark. I got tips. Not for a sober guy.

Cologne, Germany. Nothing to say about it. Berlin, Germany. Literally nothing I can tell you you can do as a sober guy. Warsaw, Poland. Oh, go visit some Holocaust things. Have some new lyrics for your next album about the Holocaust. That's fun.

Try to do a Holocaust lyrics with a high voice, Danny. Challenge. Gauntlet Throne. Vienna, Austria. Prague, Czech Republic. Zurich, Switzerland Brussels, Belgium, May 19th One of the most boring towns in all of Europe Amsterdam, Netherlands

Not much you can do there that I would suggest London, the UK, May 22nd He's going to London, the UK Where we're talking about all over the UK Danny Rocks, the UK Bristol, Birmingham, Manchester Glasgow, Glasgow Here we, here we, here we fucking go.

Dublin, Ireland, one of the best cities in the UK there is. Lisbon, Portugal, the man on June 1st. Milan, Italy, Paris, France, and then fuck you, Danny. The Glastonbury Music Festival. Fuck you, Danny. Why do you get to go to that? God damn, I want to go to that. With Coldplay, SZA, Dua Lipa. So many, so many people god damn i want to go to that with coldplay scissor do a lip and what

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Just one of the games out there in that whole scene. You went? I've been to an Arsenal game once. How wild do they get? I mean, it was some baller shit. I was in, you know, I there in that whole scene and that shit. I've been to an Arsenal game once. How wild do they get? I mean, it was some baller shit. I was in, you know, I was in nice seats

and all that shit. I mean, I was scared because I thought, you know, you read all about their like football hooligans and shit like that

and all that shit, but Arsenal ain't even no team where shit like that happens. They're like the Yankees and some shit like that. They're like the San Diego Chargers and they're like,

they ain't got no soccer hooligans. They got businessmen and shit. Yeah, you ever see those like, the smushings? Yes. And it's like, fuck, they're being tram. They got business, man, and shit. Yeah, you ever see those, like, the smushings? Yes. And it's like, fuck, they're being trampled. So, yeah, that gets real scary.

And then one of my favorite TV shows is from out there, People Just Do Nothing. What is it? It's called People Just Do Nothing. What is it? It's like a mockumentary style show. It was actually created by, I think, the same dude that produced The Office or some shit shit out there oh really so yeah it's amazing they just had it they just put out a movie not too long ago about it so you ever see peep show yeah i love peep show oh my god it's funny it's so fucking funny i feel like that was the original it's always sunny in philadelphia

you know just that vibe just that vibe of like you kind of right two idiots peep show is amazing though peep show's really good. They got some good stuff. That's what I'm saying. I love they, and I love, so yeah, I love they, I've loved they. Have you ever seen them? What is it? Room Number Nine, I think. Uh-uh.

Room Number Nine is amazing, man. Yeah, that's some next level, like trippy, psychedelic head shit. So yeah, I do love the BBC. I go out there. You can sit back, watch the BBC, listen to one extra. You get what I'm saying? The whole vibe out there is swag, man. Why?

What do you mean, the vibe? Just the feeling out there. I guess being from Detroit, it kind of, it don't feel too far from home, the way the weather is based and shit. Cold-ish. So you can kind of dress the way you want to dress out there, too. I love the fashion out there. Because they always doing their own scene, too.

That's one thing about us. You know, we, from being from America, everywhere we go, we always look like the coolest shit. We think we the coolest shit. But when you get over there, they're like, nah, y'all ain't cool. You know what I from America, everywhere we go, we always look like the coolest shit. We think we the coolest shit. But when you get over there, they're like, nah, y'all ain't cool, you know what I'm saying? They be the only ones, they'll, I guess if you go somewhere like Tokyo or some shit, them motherfuckers like that too.

Yeah, dude, you're right. UK is like, even with music, you have this American idea like we're the best, but they're like, maybe Hollywood, dude. But our music is just, remember the Beatles? That was us. Even if you watch their TV shows, like if you watch, I can't rethink of none right now.

Even The Office, the original Office was a really cool, tight show. The original Office, our version is like we screaming and jumping on tables and shit. Just broader. That's what they think. Our version is we ain't really got smart comedy or nothing like that to them. We just got physical shit.

We just retarded. We're just retarded. For real, that's how they look at us. I wonder if they look at us like, I think they're missing a chromosome. Yes, they really do. I really feel like they think so. They do hold that on us. I remember being over there in the beginning and thinking, I'm going to go over there and get a whole bunch of girls

and shit. And the bitch is like, hey, I don't give a fuck who you is. Really? Like, damn, what's going on? What are the chicks like? They're mean as fuck. What do you mean? Are you taking the piss, man? Like, what do you mean?

I was just saying hi to you. Just trying to get to know you. I'm taking the piss. What are you talking about? So, yeah, but I have met a lot of cool girls out there. I think you get a bad rap of, like, ugly chicks. Because they teeth. It's because they teeth.

It is the teeth. And it's because they eat beans for breakfast you know they do a lot of unattractive shit you know what i'm saying yeah just like a chick after an all nighter eating fucking beans and blood pie what the fuck is wrong with you drinking a pint like come on man they drink hard there yeah because they start early they start tolerance is like next level yeah like, like noon. Trying to drink with an English girl, they'll drink you under the table. I mean, I'm not a beer drinker anyway, so just to meet a girl that just want to throw back brews

is next level crazy to me too. It's a bit bizarre, like damn. Yeah. And that's what they do. They drink all day. I do like when you go to some other country and just like hitting on some chick or doing whatever, but even if it's just about like,

like girls where you're like, oh, you guys do it differently here. You know, you just notice like a small, in Denmark I tried to buy a chick a drink for a girl and I was clearly hitting on her. And she's like, why? I can afford my own shit. And it's like, oh, I don't know.

That's just the way we do it here. She's like, why would you make- Denmark is one of those friends, that's cause that's where Amsterdam's at, right? No, nearby the- Oh, yeah, yeah. So yeah, Amsterdam, cause I where Amsterdam is at, right? No, nearby. Oh, yeah, yeah. So yeah, Amsterdam, because I feel like

the girls in Amsterdam act like that too. Like, you can't just meet a normal girl because you can go buy some pussy. Why do you want to talk to me?

Oh, yeah. Like, if you just want to go fuck somebody, you can just go fuck. Why are you messing with me? And they have this like crazy attitude

like, because you're cute. I mean, you're a nice girl. You're like, no. I don't want to just buy it. I don't know. I'm not involved in sex trafficking.

I'm not about to contribute to that shit. Yeah. Have you been in the canals there with all the red light districts? Yeah. And I walked around for hours being a creep because, you know, just me coming from Detroit, I'm like, ooh, this is my time to shine. I'm going to go out there. I'm definitely going to get some pussy.

Fuck that shit. I put my hood on. I'm hiding. I'm walking around. Because I'm kind of cheap in that sense. Yeah. You get what I'm saying? Because I know myself, if I got something that I wasn't happy with, I was going to be

like, fuck it. Let me buy another bitch. So I didn't want to be just walking around buying bitches all goddamn day. So I was like, fuck that. I'm going to pick. I'm going to find the best one that I see. And when I get her, I'm going to go for that. And as soon as I found her, as soon as I walked up, I got the courage and walked up.

As soon as I got the courage. Try the door. She's like, no blacks. No blacks. No way. No way. I screamed louder than her. I was terrified. As soon as I walked up, I got the courage and walked up. Try the door. She's like, no blacks, no blacks. No way. No way. I screamed louder than her. I was terrified.

I'm like, no street, that's so, I'm running back. I'm like, I gotta fuck one of these scallywags in the alley. I gotta find ones in the deep.

I can't get one on the main strip. I couldn't get one on the main strip. I gotta go where, on the side. You gotta go back. You're like, where are the blacks allowed section?

You got to knock on the door. It's like a bottom. And then you got to walk down the stairs. It's a big door. You got the troll ones. Like, what the fuck is going on? I always hated the pressure of looking. And they're like, come in, come in.

You're like, ah, wait, wait. Don't be in the hard cell. Man. I got a bad one in Thailand that way. She was beautiful, too. Really? Yeah, man. And she said, no blacks? No blacks. No blacks. That's crazy. Yeah, I guess it's a good story. You can way. She was beautiful, too. Really? Yeah, man. And she said, no blacks?

No blacks! No blacks! That's crazy. Yeah, I guess it's a good story. You can get canceled from the red light districts. Yeah, I know! They're like, I'm already pretty low. You can't throw me out of here.

You understand how bad I felt going back to my hotel room? I was just sitting there like, you a loser. The shame just hit me. Just like the shame. I remember just leaving out the next morning, going to the airport. My head couldn't even look people in the eye no more. Like, damn, man, that's what I get. I should have just stayed my ass in the house.

I feel like that's how it was in the Holocaust. Like, right before the Holocaust, it was like, no Jews. Like, what? This is as bad as it gets. And they're like, wait, wait a year. It's going to get a lot worse. Oh, my God. What kind of food do you like?

You know what I like? Actually, forget the food for a second. I like the way they talk in the UK. The bruv, legend. They will cuss you out without, I mean, it just sounds like the most brutal tongue lashings you've ever had from like a normal human being. Like, man, what are you saying right now? Because sometimes you don't know what they saying, but it's like, I know what you're saying.

Yeah. And it just comes so quick. I know what you mean. Yeah, it's like, I get what you're saying. And it just comes so quick and it hits you. Yeah, it's like, I get what you're saying. But damn. Yeah, I like legend. When you're just like, when you're like, as you're like passing by, or if you're like, hey, can you grab me a beer

on the way back? You're like, sure, like, thanks, ledge. Yeah, yeah. I'll take a legend. It's lit, but I mean, that's where the language was created, right? Yeah, well, yeah, right. We took they shit and we,

so originally, this shit is ebonics anywhere go yeah you speak english that shit ebonics anywhere go compared to them i like how we change the work like the letter like color like drop the u drop the u and just make it color and they're like why would you drop the u that's really what happened yeah we like dropped a bunch of stuff i think because we're like mostly illiterate here. I'm thinking about it now. Yeah, I think we were mostly illiterate on the front. They have that color. You know, they have the, oh, they have a, uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Like, come on, man. What's all that for, man? They just get real emotional about the smallest shit too. Like what? What? What do you mean? Like the tea getting cold. All right, calm down.

It's not that big a deal. It's okay. Ow? Like the tea getting cold. Calm down. It's not that big a deal. It's okay. Wow. This tea is fucking cold. But I didn't even understand the concept of why they drank so much tea until I was over there for long periods of time and started to hang out with regular people and started to go over to people's houses.

They heating conditions suck. They still using 1930 heating. We got air conditioning, heating together. You can put the motherfuckers on different time schedules where they can heat you up, make you cold sometimes. They shit just straight up at night. I think they still throwing coal in the motherfucking furnace or some shit.

So you always over that motherfucking coal in the motherfucker. It is, that's right. Everywhere you go, you're like, yeah, I do want a glass of tea. You get what I'm saying? You've got to bring a parka, two hoodies, scarves, everything. It is. It's like a bone cold there. Yes, because it's like...

It's just always like... It's like it's just stuck. Because everywhere is like it's in the walls. The walls ain't even warmed up right yet. So, yes, and it sucks. Then they smoking cigarettes everywhere. Everywhere. Then I went to Paris and I started rolling cigarettes.

Because I was like, I want to roll cigarettes instead of cafes. And everyone's like, oh, you smoke? I'm like, no, I just started for for this trip i thought about smoking spliffs one point in time my life because i was like maybe it will cut down on smoking cigarettes it has to no it just made me smoke most cigarettes because you smoking that motherfucker like this shit suck i want a cigarette now oh yeah no i smoked i mean i don't smoke less i just smoke any but it's like it takes you forever you can't do it on the So like, and then if someone wants to borrow one, you're just like, I don't know, you can't just like smoke.

I also love that they hold fries in high regard, even though they call them chips. True. But they treat them like crisp. Like how we treat potato chips is the way they treat actual French fries. They treat their fries better than we treat our orphans. Bro, and...

Like just late nights, I will say that just getting just they whole i don't understand um the whole diet system like why is everybody not fat than a motherfucker because um they drink tea all day i guess that's i guess that's probably what's helping i guess this was helping them but yeah the beer all day all day, and then you're going to eat fish and chips, shepherd's pie, and then you go to the little halal spots with the gyros and all that shit. That's the best shit. The shawarma? Yeah, the shawarma. It's like everyone who complains about taking in the refugees,

I'm like, that's your late night food scene. Yes. I know there's a little bit of terrorism, but worth it. They shawarma shit is the best shit. It's so fucking good. I guess it's just good when you drunk kind of shit. So yeah,

and the girls like them. You can't, see, that's one thing about them. You can't buy them a beer. You want a shawarma? Yeah, go with you there.

Yeah, he's buying shawarmas for all of us. You ever do this at a bar and that's hilarious. The lines on me for shawarma.

He's buying shawarmas for all of us. on me for shawarma. Danny Brown's shawarma rich. Just start throwing pounds everywhere. Yeah. Just like throwing hummus at people, make it rain hummus. I like going to a bar and just go, give me a lager. And like, not even what type. They're just like, okay, coming up.

I'm always scared though. I'm always got to watch what I say out there. So like me hanging out at bars and drinking and shit. Why? Because I think it's a language barrier. And when I think I'm just being funny, to them it's disrespectful. And then it's vice versa. So that's the last thing I want to do is get beat up by from big-ass UK fists. They all seem like they got big-ass hands.

They do like to fight. They love it, man got big-ass hands. They do like to fight. They love it, man. Big-ass hands. Big-ass soccer hands. Hitting me in the fucking soccer hooligan hands. Fuck that shit, man. That's the last thing I'm trying to do is get beat up by a motherfucking soccer hooligan. You're like, I need to hold onto a mic with two fingers.

And then the fashion sense, too, man. I really do love, I mean, you know, just the way they, um. Now, which was a big surprise, they're starting to wear Jordans. Really? Yeah, they always frowned upon Jordans. I mean, they're not really a basketball place. They're more of a, you know, football, soccer place. Yeah.

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which is like the UK. Glasgow, they bottle, they just always throwing bottles at you. Yeah. They want to throw beer with you. That's their way of showing love. Throwing bottles at you? Throw anything, whatever they got. Just let go.

Damn, yeah. But he was like, America took, what did he say? We took American music, like dance music, made it better. Took American drugs drugs made them better and then like except weed and then wait what was I gonna say fuck oh yeah fashion sense I guess they're like so like

you know whatever hip hop started in America and then they're like now we'll bring it back here and like put our own spin on it or whatever cause what they did to Nike like they they hold shit that's their whole identity we're Nike, like they don't hold, they hold shit. That's their whole identity, is wearing Nike trainers. When you go over there, that shit was everywhere around us. It was a big deal.

Yeah, it was like whatever. But to them, they lined up like Jordans for the new Air Max 95s or some shit like that. Damn. Which is dope. I mean, now I think it's kind of calmed down now, because last time I was over there, I'd really seen a lot of Jordans.

I was surprised, because that's one thing you never saw. You'll be able to go over there and get Jordans for cheap, kind of. And be like, fuck it, they ain't buying these. Say, I'd really seen a lot of Jordans. I was surprised, because that's one thing you never saw. You'll be able to go over there and get Jordans for cheap, kinda. And be like, fuck it, they ain't buying these. Say, I'll grab these. That's weird, because Jordans was based in basketball, and they barely do it there. No, because I said, because the music,

so you know, they made their version of drill music, which was created by Chicago, which started in Chicago with Chief Keef. So you know, all they did was wear Jordans and shit like that now. So now, 10 years later, it's called drill. Drill. What is it?

It's all about drilling motherfuckers. About killing motherfuckers. Oh, really? Drill. I mean, like, I'm a drilling nigga. So they just rap about killing each other. Damn, Arcade Fire never does shit like that. They ain't, dog.

Yeah, he doing some, he sitting up soliciting dick pics. That's who I am. Is he really? Yeah, you ain't hear about that? That's the new thing, now. They didn't know about it in Montreal. He's wilding out sitting dick pics, man. Really?

Yeah. The guy from Arcade Fire? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. That's what just happened this weekend. They tried to cancel him. Wynn Butler? Yeah, they tried to cancel him.

Really? The very person that put him on, Pitchfork, the very person that made him so big is the one that tried to destroy him. But they just played a show for a standing ovation the other day. No, it was more than that. Every person that put him on, Pitchfork, the very person that made him so big is the one that tried to destroy him. But they just played a show for a standing ovation the other day. No, it was more than that. I mean, I can't say I got too deep in it,

but it just seemed like he was just, you know, he was going hard. He was going hard. He just was going hard on bitches. That's what it seemed like to me. He was going hard on bitches, man. It used to be you go too hard, people are like, ugh, no. And you're like, damn it. But now it's like, we're showing this to other people.

That's crazy, though. He's very good at basketball, too. Wynn Butler? Yes. Really? He always in the celebrity all-star game, busting ass. Damn. Doing passes like white boys behind the back and shit.

Really? He be out there looking like Larry Bird. And he kind of big, too. Yeah. Dude, when you grow up in a city or a city definitely with not many black people,

it's like, oh, there's a different crew that excels at basketball. Yeah, it's a total different game. You're like, what the fuck is going on?

It's like, damn. Yeah, there must be an Indian point guard. Because I know when I used to play for the church league, I used to play

for a church league and shit. I mean, I sucked at basketball because I just never wanted to stick to the game plan. You know me. I was always tall, I just never wanted to stick to the game plan. You know me. I was always tall, so all I had to do was just rebound and fucking play defense.

That's really what they wanted me to do. You never rebound too much. I want to fucking cross you over and shit. I'm taking half. I'm grabbing a rebound. I ain't passing. I'm going up the float. I thought I was good.

Every time we played them white churches, that shit, the score used to always look a little different. Yeah. 36 to 70, like, damn, man, how is these white boys busting our ass? Fundamentals. They just was, and they was disciplined. They listened to their coach.

Who was like, I ain't gonna fuck what you talking about. I just saw you drinking a 40. You doing this shit for your motherfucking community service or some shit, man. You don't really want to coach us kids, man. They just know the game. It was like when Vlade Divac was smoking at halftime. And you're like, what?

You're like, yeah, I've been playing since I was seven. Yeah, it was just a different type of discipline, I think. If I would have been on their team, I would have been busting ass because then I would have listened to their coach. He would have been able to explain to me like, Daniel, I just need you to block shots and rebound. Yeah, I know.

That's when you pay attention and you're like, Daniel. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, sir. That's all you had to do. What's the art scene like out there? I have no idea. I wouldn't. I'm sorry, sir. That's all you had to do. What's the art scene like out there? I have no idea. I wouldn't say I know anything about arts.

I just started taking Muay Thai. I guess that's martial arts. Different than what I was talking about. How are you doing at it? We just being solo, you know. We've been going. Really? This past month, yeah.

I hate getting hit. I know. But it's the best kind of cardio yeah i will say that i do jiu-jitsu for a while but then i got like ringworm for the third time and so what are you doing yeah i don't know that's bizarre that is bizarre dude rogan told me i was like i was like i think i got like a spider bite or something i was limping he's like why are you limping i was like he was like nobody lives from a spider bite what does it show to me and i showed up and he's like oh dude you got you got a bad, you have to go

to the hospital right now. This is before COVID. They weren't cleaning shit right. That's what that was. They're still not. I guess. I went on my train United and it's just like crumbs everywhere. You guys don't clean this? Oh yeah. What else about the UK? What else do you like get

into while you're out there? Trying to think. The food is surprisingly good for a bandwagon. I mean, I would say, that's one thing I would say. Every time I'm out there, like I said, my label's based out there and shit, so I'm always doing a lot of fucking work shit. So that would be the one thing for me. I'm never just out there fucking chilling,

being able to hang out or do some shit. I'm out there, I'm on the go. So I'm doing cool shit. I go to cool restaurants and shit like that. House parties are big there. It is. It is. Just going to a house out there is bizarre.

It's next level. I swear to God, man. What do you mean? Just the architecture. Them shits be looking like cottage sheds, man. They look like a go-go walk past any minute. Like, you could go to a baller's house over there, and you're like, man, what year is this?

Update your shit, dude. Yeah, you're like Jimmy Carter. Aren't you a millionaire? Why can't I see outside from inside? Bro, I swear it's some of the funniest shit, man. Dude, you ever use one of those showers where it's like it's not? That's another thing, too. The water pressure, the heat, everything.

There's no central heat for the water the water it's like it's like a box that it comes through you ever see one of those the water the water comes through this box so that's what i'm saying all these structures like all that like it's like really outdated shit yeah and i don't understand even even if you just think about the way the roads is built out there just driving around yeah like the way to the way this shit just constructed man it'd take you like an hour to get somewhere that would probably take us 20 minutes in america you know what i'm saying the way the roads are built you're going down all these little whiny ass and it's traffic like crazy you just get stopped it'd take you forever to get to a highway there's only

like one entrance to the highway for like every so many fucking so it's like man it's one of the hardest places to get around yeah like moving smooth through, I will say that. You ever watch Top Boy? No. It's on Netflix, too. What is that? UK show about selling drugs. Oh. Because that's one of the most crazy shit

about them two out there. They do county lines. You know what that is? That's when they, because, all right, they'd take like, find like a young teenage boy, maybe have a fucked up home type situation, and they'd finesse them into selling drugs for them some type of way.

Sounds like The Wire. Like yeah, get kind of some shit like that so they'll get them like maybe get drugs and they'll probably like rob them on purpose like have somebody here on the road and they be like, oh now you owe us so now we got you got to go to a whole nother state though I'm gonna put you over here take your way from your parents, yeah county line, take you away from your parents and take you away from everybody we gonna kill you if you don't pay the money back you ain't got no... so then most of you got a whole bunch of teenage boys. They're in like sex trafficking or some shit.

You got a whole bunch of these teenage boys just getting shipped around these different places in Europe. And just dealing for you? And they're just dealing for them. Stuck in a house somewhere just selling dope for them. Wow. Wait, and so they rob their own stuff?

Yeah, and make you think. That you got robbed, it's like you owe us. And you owe us. It's like, whenever I hear something like that, I'm like, that's brutal, but also like fucking smart. From a business sense of it, I'm like, that's well, yeah, well played. Yeah, you might get a whole bunch of kids, and you got all these missing kids, their parents don't know where they at, and they ain't somewhere.

They're over in Sheffield. Yeah, in a trap house in Sheffield. It's not funny, man. It's not funny. Yeah, no, you're right. It's not funny. The powers of this podcast do not support or condone the views of Ari Shaffir. That's just like another level of thinking.

They all about like UK extortion and just shit like that. They just never play. So I would never like, you know, involve myself business-wise. UK extortion. That's what they are about. You know, even that. You can pay motherfuckers to go get your money back, shit like that. What they call them, I seen a whole documentary about that, debt collectors.

Oh, yeah. That's like some old school, I wish a motherfucker would. See, they ain't got guns like us. They don't have guns. Ain't nobody debt collecting in the States, man. You just a nigga, old you, man. You got to figure that out yourself. They just come over there with hooligans.

They're like, we're getting the money. We need you. We need there with hooligans. They're like, we're getting the money. Yeah, imagine if we need you, they're gonna get with brass knuckles on. He cut at you with brass knuckles on. But dude, in Edinburgh, they didn't, they were like, they're just like, no knives, no knives, no knives, outside all the bars, no knives. No, what I was seeing this time on all the bars,

they had no knives tanks. No what? Knives tanks. What is that? You know, the fucking, the whippets and shit why are they trying to ruin a good time what do you mean what are you gonna do i guess people hitting each other with a lot of that's a big deal now over there now every every night and then i did see a whole a lot of them on the street but i thought that was kind of like normal oh dude

i love i got out of um i forget who we went to see. Anybody. Fucking Lips, maybe. Somebody at Brooklyn Steel. And then we got out, and I just heard like, one for five, three for ten. And I was like, oh, yeah. And my friend's like, what is this? That's what Sal Vulcano. And so they're throwing up balloons. And he's like, why are you getting those?

I'm like, because we're fucking doing nitrous. And then he's breathing into it, and I'm like, you know what you get? Like, whatever. And you just start dying laughing. And then you're like, I got to go take a knee. And then Sal's like, he, and I'm like, you know when you get to whatever, and you just start dying laughing, and then you're like, I got to go take a knee. And then Sal's like, he keeps trying to breathe in one. He's like, it's not working. My voice is not changing.

Oh, yeah. And I'm like, no, idiot. It's not fucking Helium. It's not Helium, dork. Oh, your voice can't change on that. You ever heard somebody in any of these shit just go like slow mo-mo, like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And you're like, I'm having a great drink. And you be like, Nathan, did you just glitch

in front of me right now? And then try to turn back to normal? Like anything, that's what, see that's a drug I would never seek out. But if it's like a social situation. But it's there, it's right there. You know, I would do a balloon, but. Yeah.

I ain't trying to glitch, man. Anything that make you, then that Steve-O documentary scared me like a motherfucker. Why? Because he was going crazy with that shit yeah but it's 30 seconds no i forgot he was he was doing um he was doing lots of computer cleaner and shit damn when you make your own drug he was doing the duster yeah that's right that's right that's dude i'm sorry nas fans fans, Nitrous heads. I'm disrespecting y'all. I'm disrespecting y'all right now. It's 30 seconds.

You just got to make sure. Kids out there, safety meeting. You just got to take a knee. As soon as you feel going, get to the ground so you don't hit the ground. See, that's some. But, I mean, I will say, like, that's that dubstep shit, man. They go with that style of music. I did see it's a new form of EDM dance music,

but it's influenced by meth that they're doing. Like what? It's like a meth style of EDM. What would be the meth music? And they smoking meth and listening to that shit, and it's just like meth bars, like smoke, meth, meth, meth, meth, and then they be in the club. And it's probably like more upbeat? I don't know. It's just scary that y'all would make a scene out of that. meth, meth, meth, meth, and then they'd be in the club.

And it's probably more upbeat? I don't know, it's just scary that y'all would make a scene out of that. Damn. I never really thought that that could be something that could be looked at as a musical genre. Meth genre. Yeah. Yeah, it seemed pretty dark.

It seemed pretty dark. Yeah, right? No lights, you want no lights. I'm trying to think what you'd want on meth. I've never done it, so I'm just guessing. You want no lights, you want fast. Why is it no lights? What is the thing about lights?

I know, I picture a meth thing, I'm like. Oh, yeah, I mean, every time I've seen what looked like a meth situation, it was dark with some strobe shit going on, you know what I'm saying? So that eye glare is something that helps the experience. Yeah. I feel like they just get like,

they don't give a shit about drugs in the UK. Like there's no stigma to it like it is here. Yeah, no, no, there's some truth to it. Cause like even just the way they, you know, I want, coke is just like, they don't frown upon that. No, like that shit, man. Yeah. You know? Yeah, everybody here is like,

why you going to the bathroom so much? And like, whatever. Yeah, yeah. What? I mean, I will say I've had some crazy shit out there too, though, man. Like some melty little, like, some zany, some, you know what I mean? Like, I don't think they getting the purest form of coke out there. Maybe not.

They still haven't gotten the fentanyl, though. They're still not dealing with fentanyl. That's just an American thing. Diaz says it because it comes from Mexico. And none of it, never. When you think about it, I never heard no reports of anywhere of like a crisis of like fentanyl or any other place but America. Yeah.

And we getting it from China or some shit. I think it's coming from. The fentanyl comes from China? Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. Oh, maybe. Diaz said it was one cartel fucking with the other cartel supply. That's what it is.

I mean, yeah. So it's like, I'll put fentanyl in your supply, so when you get out, people are like, hey, don't buy Danny Brown's coke, because it's all fucked up. So they're like, hey, come to me. That makes sense. I guess. See, like you said, sometimes you hear shit that's fucked up, but it's actually a smart business practice.

Exactly. Like, why is your phone? Like, ah, someone's making a move. Like, you got motherfuckers dying off your shit, man. You know what I'm saying? But people now, it seems like they want fentanyl now. That's what I'm saying. It's people now, they're seeking it out. It's like they ain't dying of it no more.

So it's like a new batch of fentanyl that they figured out that it ain't going to kill you now. Yeah, what is that? It used to be like a grain on your shoulder, like kill a cop. And then you're like, but people doing straight fentanyl? No, because it's in all the pills now. Yeah. It's in the Perks, the Percosex,

which is the M30s, which is pretty much just a fentanyl pill. So they, a lot of people are fucking with those real heavy. On purpose?

Yeah, they love those shits. I mean, I've, it get bitches freaky. Really? Yeah. Fentanyl?

I mean, the bitches get freaky. That's a fine line. Or like, I'm going to get laid or I'm going to go to jail for murder. It's a Percocet. See, that's what it is. They saying they really, they putting fentanyl in everything right now. Like that's why the weed might be too good. Because just that one little bit is just going to addict you so crazy.

It's going to be how you feeling for whatever you got it in. So they putting it in Xanax. They putting it in the Percocets. They putting it in Adderall. And you're getting all these pressed fake pills. If you buying pills on the street, you ain't buying real pills. So unless you're getting that shit straight from the doctor,

you definitely getting some pressed up shit now. In Australia, they have like, when you go to a festival, they're like, we'll do a test for you. Yeah, yeah, that's the cool shit about them. Australia is just amazing in general, man. Like if I could just, if I would want to, I mean, besides the fact that you can wake up and there's a 12-pound spider in your room that might bite and kill you. Everything could kill you.

Yeah, and you think you see cute there. You're like, ask somebody before you go up to it. They got birds. One time I was just eating outside at Nando's. A big-ass bird just walked up on me. I didn't even pay no attention. I was eating my shit. I looked up.

We eye level. I'm like, oh. I was like, you got it. I just walked up on me. I didn't even pay no attention. I was eating my shit. I looked up, we eye level. I'm like, oh. I was like, you got it. I just walked up from the table. You had this shit, man. Ain't nothing I can do with that. And I look up, there's like six of them, six more of them. I'm like, see this is the type of shit I be talking about.

That's why we got to God bless America, man. Play the Hulk Hogan song. Every soon as that shit happened to me, the Hulk Hogan music just started playing in my head, man. Like, I really get it. I am a real American. I'm like, I really get it. I really get it now, you know what I'm saying? And I love Australia, man.

The women over there is beautiful, and it's like one of the places that you can go and you still feel like you in America a little bit. It's like a America-like. I mean, you just like, yeah, you know what I'm saying? It's like Canada. And then it got every spot you can go to, it kind of remind you of somewhere else.

Like, I love Melbourne because it kind of reminds me of New York a little bit. I love Sydney because it kind of reminds me of California or the West Coast or something like that. But I will say, man, they really love any guy with an American accent. Australia? Yeah, dude. They think you in the movie. Australian chicks. Fuck.

As long as you're from America you can tell them you do anything man they believe it they don't give a fuck yeah my friend was like he said he went to Australia and they loved

the American accent all his friends got laid and then my Israeli friend was like oh I went to Australia they loved the Israeli accent everybody got laid and then it was like

oh no dude Australians are wild I think that's you might have some what's the New Zealand New Zealand too. It wasn't a thing that they say how they started all that shit over there.

They just took, that was where all the criminals. Yeah, right. So it's just degenerates. Degenerates breeding and making more degenerates. Degenerates seems like a bloodline of degeneracy that's keep trickling down the feck. God damn, man. And the height difference is a little crazy too. What do you mean? You meet some of the tallest women ever, man. And the height difference is a little crazy, too. What do you mean?

You meet some of the tallest women ever, man. In Australia? Yes. There's no ozone, so they grow free. Like, they normally, they, I have met some smugglers, but I'm saying they normally, like, 5'8", 5'9". Like, why are you so tall out here, man? Yeah.

We'll switch from UK to Australia. Just jump. Talk about everywhere tripping, man. That's what we're talking about. Do you, when you go to the UK, what's it going to say? Heathrow, shit. They're going to send my ass to them. Every time I land, I'm going to be sitting in the motherfucking box like I'm about to

lock my ass up for 30 minutes. Really? I don't know what's going on. I guess I have some shit. You know, my name probably do something crazy. It don't matter what I'm going over there for. I know I'm about to be sitting an extra hour after my fight. You're going to grill you for something?

Yeah, they're just about to fuck me. I mean, they're going to pull me over, and I got to give them some pay. But everything seems a little different now because more of the, like, everybody has the passport machines now instead of actually going. Oh, yeah. That changed the world right there. Dude, I was coming back from Paris, and some chick, her daughter, the face thing wasn't recognized

because her daughter went full goth. So the face recognized, like, no, who is this? What's like, I was thinking places like England, or Paris was the most equal I've ever seen black people. But that's a different type of black person. Parisian. Yeah, they're like African. They look at me like You ain't black

You ain't me You know what I'm saying They don't give a fuck They hate me more Than a white person Really Yeah Jesus

Them the real racist Motherfuckers man You wanna know the truth They'll let you know What they really feel About you man What is it like In England

In the UK I mean I would say It's Compared to here, I guess. I don't know. It's colder. What do you mean? And I mean, not even just the weather.

Like, the person. The people. There's less smiles. Everything about it. Like, it's... I mean, you don't... I mean, I hate going to a place where, you know, people are just kind of being fake because, like I say, like, you...

Because you're from America. You who... You know what I'm saying? Over there, you ain't gonna... You're gonna get the real. They fuck with you or they don't fuck with you from America, you who, you know what I'm saying, over there, you ain't gonna, you gonna get the real. They fuck with you or they don't fuck with you. And you know, they don't care. They don't care. It's real, it's just real over there.

So you ain't gotta worry about no motherfucker, even as like a celebrity, you could go somewhere and you might can't walk around and go certain places and shit. Out there, they don't fuck with you, they don't fuck with you, they ain't gonna give a fuck, they just gonna look at you like, okay, that's what, they gonna let you do what you do.

So I kind of respect that, man. Somebody look at you. Like okay, they gonna let you do what you do. So I kinda respect that, man. Somebody told me that in the UK, the racism is all about Indian and Pakistani people. And so black people are like, yeah, we got over that racism. Last time I was there, it was another, it was like a crazy situation that was happening. It was like they was trying to gentrify

certain neighborhoods that had, they call them estates, which would be projects here. So they were trying to gentrify those neighborhoods. like justify those neighborhoods estates is such a nice way of estates i'm from the estates like it's not like some rich shit going on over there it does it does but no so instead of them because they had like a rent control kind of thing they couldn't just put them out or some type of so they just start burning the buildings up no wait what yeah yeah so yeah four projects is setting the motherfuckers on fire so they can build new ones There we go, well now we have no choice

Yeah, so I remember I was stuck in tribe missed my flight one time because you know cuz they roads are so fucking shitty And it's like they're built for carriages Yeah, you ever seen the gypsies out there no dog. That's some next-level shit too. We's like they're built for carriages. Yeah. I mean, yeah. You ever seen the gypsies out there? No. Dog. That's some next level shit too. For like the Romanian ones? I don't know.

I ain't never, I'm black. Yeah. So I ain't never seen no shit like that in my life. Wait, no. Yeah. I ain't never seen no shit like that in my life. So we just, you know. What did they do? We were just strolling like normal motherfuckers.

And then next thing you know, just like a caravan or like some dirty shit just started coming. Like a horse or like kids and shit was walking away. It was like a, like, looked like some old school, like 1850s type shit going. And you got to stop and you got to let these motherfuckers go by. And they just going. And they need like, who's, what's, they like, that's the gypsies. And they just let them rock. And it's like a nice caravan.

It looked like some Oregon Trail action. Like, oh, these niggas got the, like oh these niggas got them like like these and they just pass through yeah you gotta let them rock you can't now so we stuck it's like a train when you out here in america when a train you stuck at the train it was like that but it was a caravan of gypsies and they damn it was it looked dirty man dude that's what tyson fury was tyson fury is a gypsy yeah yeah that's the real shit so bare knuckle so they whole shit is i guess they like they Fury is a gypsy. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. That was the real shit. Probably the bare knuckle fights. So, their whole shit is, I guess, they're just traveling, traveling gypsies. So, they're just traveling around and they find a spot to set up and they sell their

goods and some shit. So, my thing is, in different countries, there's different racism. And in Spain, gypsies are the like, fuck those. Everybody's equal. Everyone's equal. What about gypsies? No, fuck them. That's Spain.

You're like, oh, take it down. You're like, uh-uh. Because Spain kind of classy, man. Everyone's equal. What about gypsies? No, fuck them. That's Spain. You're like, oh, take it down. You're like, uh-uh. Because Spain kind of classy, man. It is classy. Except for gypsies. They kind of like, you go to Barcelona, you'll be in certain areas. You could just see everybody dressed nice. They look like they're taking care of themselves.

Yeah. And that's another thing, too, man. The health care, man. Oh, yeah. Far better. Far better. They're just like, take care of you. Yeah.

We're going to do it for free. We're going to look out for you. But I understand how does the UK have the best health care, but the worst dental care? That's a good question. I guess you can't have it all. They're like, we can't spread it out either. Which one should we do? America went full dental, no regular. Like, what the fuck? Because you would meet some girls, man. You'd be like, we can't spread it out either. Which one should we do? America went full dental, no regular.

Like, what the fuck? Because you would meet some girls, man, you'd be like, you are beautiful. And then you'd just see like, they got a different color teeth. It'd be like green. It'd be like a green tint. It ain't like, you know, I mean, come on, man. I just got my teeth fixed not too long ago. I had some

fucked up shit. This shit fake as fuck. Oh, really? Yeah. Can you take them out? No. No, it's not like that. Oh, man, it's next level shit to get that shit out.

It's the most terrifying. Oh, man. That shit make my brain hurt, man. They used to tell me, take two Xanax for you, come. I used to be sitting in a chair like this, still hearing that shit. Like, ah! Yeah, the the girls the teeth are a problem I think that's probably why they

don't that's probably why they have a little attitude and a little mean when you got fucked up teeth you don't smile a lot this coming from a person that have fucked up teeth so you ain't just walking around smiling like being happy and shit and I'm pretty sure they know they teeth a little off you know yeah I feel like though that that's where it's like my friend lives in Montana and she's like you know

in LA I'm like a four, but here I'm a nine. So they all feel like I also have fucked up teeth. That chick also has fucked up teeth. So maybe I'm fine with it. Montana, that's bizarre. What's going on up there? That's like Far Cry. It is, it is.

Post-apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic. I just feel like Montana is like Far Cry. I drove through there one time on my tour bus just driving through, and that's the only thing I ever did. But I don't think we could get out if we wanted to. Oh. It didn't seem like a place for us to just be frolicking.

It didn't seem like a place to buy 9,000 acres somewhere. It didn't seem like a place to be frolicking. Montana, that area, they're still cowboys and shit, I feel like, man. They might have like, your con ain't welcome here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, goddamn, Amsterdam all over again. Can I talk to the sheriff? Like, I am the sheriff.

I said, your con ain't welcome here. That's the thing about the states, I would say, the states of America. We got so many places that if you go, it's like, is this another country? Like, I don't know what's going on right here. Like, I can't. Like, have you ever been to certain places like the deep, deep south or some shit? It's different. Mississippi or something.

You're like, what the fuck? It should still look like cowboys and Indians or some shit. It look like third world country type shit someplace. I'm saying that I'm from Detroit. What the fuck? But we have that here. It's not like a lot of places where it's like, it's not just America's one spot. I mean, Madrid and Barcelona are a little different or the upper UK versus lower, but it's kind, it's not just America's one spot. I mean Madrid and Barcelona are a little different,

or like the upper UK versus lower, but it's kind of the same vibe. I would say driving through the UK, it's a lot of farmland. It ain't really that much city. You can go down there and it's really like some country, like southern, like next level milk and goats type shit. You walk around going to the Tesco

on a motherfucking goat walk by kind of shit. Tesco, you just got walk by kind of shit. Tesco, you just got back from there. Yeah, I know what's up. I've been hitting the Tesco. I love the fun. See, that's another thing too.

Get a slice of bread at the Tesco. No, I get the Monster Munch. Soon as I hit. What's the Monster Munch? Monster Munch is, they crisp. They got a crisp

called Monster Munch and it's just a paw. It's like a, you know, it's in the shape of a monster paw. Potato chip. Yeah.

Crisp. Yeah, but they got a flavor called it's in the shape of a monster paw. Potato chip. Yeah. Crisp. Yeah, but they got a flavor called pickled onion that I really love. Interesting. It's amazing. I used to get them off Amazon. But, you know, I'm trying to get in shape and shit now, so I can't be eating those motherfucking monster munchies. It's one of those things where it's like, I should leave this in the UK.

I'll bring one back home. They're going to make your breath bang, though. Like, if a bitch pull up eating some monster, a bitch pull up eating pickle on your monster munchers, you're like, oh, man. God damn it. How about just blowjobs? But another thing, too, they don't have high fructose corn syrup in their sodas.

Dude, I think they eat better out there. So I feel a lot better. And they got different flavors of Fano's that you just wouldn't see. Fano's like a big deal. You ever crack open an egg out there? Mm-mm. Oh, it's an orange.

It's like a deep orange i just think their fda is better than ours so they're like you know they don't put high fructose corns they don't put like the shit stuff that's like poisoning us melatonin is banned over there really yeah why is that why is that i thought that's natural is melatonin bad i mean i take it yeah i take it too after a while it's the most natural yeah i try to take it two days max and then like not get used to it melatonin is banned out there yeah in the uk you ever have baroca yeah i mean i've been sick over there all the time because it's cold as fuck it's all right get over there and get sick fucking around with them i'm for

sure i think i for sure caught COVID over there before we knew what COVID was. You think so? Yeah. It was like, and that was a long time ago. I was on a tour out there and I just got sick and I never could get better. And then when I got back home in the States,

I was sick like another two weeks. I'm like, I was sick. I was one of those type of sicks. Well, like January, February, February? I was like, what's one of you dirty bitches done got me? I'm like, I'm losing weight. So I'm scared. I can't smell anything.

I don't want to go to the hospital. I got some weird UK sex disease. Every day I keep telling myself, if I don't feel better, I'm going to the hospital. I don't feel better, I'm going to the hospital. But it lasted, it lasted, it lasted. It did. I went all herbal.

I went on internet deep. That's what happened. I'll figure this out myself. I went on deep internet. YouTube Dr. Se all herbal. I went all internet deep. That's what happened. I'll figure this out myself. I went all deep internet. YouTube Dr. Sebi herbal. I would love to see Crystal version of Danny Brown. It worked. It worked.

It brought me back. It brought me back. Because I for sure thought I was dying. But I really believed that was COVID. The early one. How soon before the March break? It was like years. Oh.

For sure. It was years. No way. But yeah. Because when I got COVID, it was kind of the same thing, but it was like a lighter form because I think I already had it before. Dude, I had it in the February before. I was like, had this cough that wouldn't go away.

January, February, I went to the doctor. I was like, I got this cough. It just won't go away. He goes, yeah, you and everybody else. I don't know. I caught it in Chicago. And then like a month later. Really?

I think everybody got different COVIDs because the COVID that I caught in Texas wasn't that COVID. That COVID when I caught in Chicago, that was another one, man. Really? Yes, it was real bad. I think you got the Jewish COVID. I just started smoking cigarettes. I'm like, man, I know you're in Poland. I just was like, fuck it.

If I'm going out, I'm going out the way I want to. So I just started smoking cigarettes the whole COVID. I couldn't eat shit. I couldn't do nothing. I was just shaking. That's the worst thing about me, the cold chills. Yeah. It was just on and off cold chills. I couldn't eat shit, I couldn't do nothing. I was just shaking. That's the worst thing about me, the cold chills. Like it was just on and off cold chills and I just, I couldn't even think right.

Like my brain was foggy. I couldn't really like get my bearings, man. I'm like, I'm about to die. I just really came to terms with it. You're like, I'm fine, whatever. Fuck it, I'm about to die. Dude, those cold chills, that's what I get all, like my whole month at Edinburgh every year, Edinburgh,

whatever you say, but like, it's just like a cold. It's what I get all, like, my whole month at Edinburgh every year. Edinburgh, whatever you say. But, like, it's just, like, a cold. It's just nasty over there, man. They got an update. They got a different way of sanitizing over there, man. I told you. It's so much old architecture and shit, man. It's still old school diseases stuck in the air over there, man.

They still got the plague going around. Yeah, they still got old school diseases that's over there. We just been vaccinated so many times it don't really affect us. Yeah. But, you know, after a while your immune system get weak, you get over there and start doing the Mandy drinking pints every day. That shit going to start affecting you, man. Eating English breakfasts and shit.

Your shit going down. What's an English breakfast? Tell me what an English breakfast is. It's ham. Yeah. But like a piece of round ham. Not that big, right? I ain't going to lie.

I usually be hating on ham. Yeah. But this time it was bomb as fuck. I think I'm just getting older and I'm knowing what to expect because the first time i ever had that shit i damn they wanted to die like this is what they do every morning like i was pissed in the airport like that's the only thing i can get right now the beans touch the egg now i miss it oh yeah i'm like what the fuck man i was so pissed but this ham this time was so good so it's the what beans ham now you know i ain't touching that blood pudding brown you don't touch blood pudding i tried it you gotta try it come on my god what i mean what would you compare that to what would you how would you be wanting to sell

this to me to make me want to even try this what could you tell me bro that's a good point where it's like where you go like it's kind of like what is yeah what is blood pudding it's got no and the name is is that what it is? Yeah congealed like Cow's blood. That's what I think so. I think so But it to me it seemed like it would be like a dessert like something sweet about it cuz it has a name puttin on It but I don't think that's I don't think that's the case blood pudding and I like I like fucked up shit So I think I would like I mean in context I should like that Did you try it, but I think just the name, I mean, in context, I should like that.

Did you try it? But I think just the name Blood Pudding is fucking me up. Did you try it? No. You wouldn't even try it? I just couldn't do it, man. Yeah, yeah. I couldn't do it.

And I'm eating the beans now. Because at the end of the day, I do love beans, though, man. That's almost like a life affirmation, like, I'm eating the beans now. I'm eating the beans now because, I mean, beans are good. I like the beans. And actually, beans are really good for you. They're good for your heart. Yeah. And the more you eat them,

the more you party. But it's just a time schedule. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I couldn't imagine what it was like going to English. I mean, going to fucking uni, going to school and shit out there.

After everybody eating English breakfast, you show up in the class, everybody just letting them loose. Boom, boom. Just farting away. Silent murders here, silent murders there. You don up in the class. Everybody just letting them loose. Boom, boom. Just farting away. Silent murders here. Silent murders there. You don't know who doing it.

You just got to sit around in that bitch. Guys, if you visit the UK, be ready for silent murders. Yes. Niggas is farting in class, man. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. As a kid? Yeah.

Eating pork and beans? Baked beans and shit in the morning? What the fuck? In the morning. It's weird in the Yeah. Eating pork and beans, baked beans and shit in the morning? What the fuck? In the morning. It's weird in the morning. And it's sweet, too. Beans, one sunny side up egg, right? And then the ham.

They also have like a salsa grill. Yeah, and sometimes you get lucky that those are French fries on that bitch for you. You're right. I like the way they don't demean French fries. No, I told you they treat them in high regards. They really hold them in high regards. They like to eat them all the time. We should eat these all the time. I wish we thought, I love French fries. Chips, it's totally cool. They really hold them in high regards. They're like, you can eat them all the time. We should eat these all the time.

I wish we thought, I love french fries. It's one of my favorite things. Yeah, don't look down on me. Yeah, just eat them all the time. They don't just have to be. You ever get a deep fried Mars bar? Yeah, no. Is that Glasgow?

Yeah, they have those there. Yeah, but you got to eat that like. Immediately. Like soon as they, that bitch can't travel nowhere you can't you can't bring them up ain't none of that soon you got to actually go there and he got to hand you that that's the only way that shit is good and in two minutes it just go back there in the twinkie yeah oh d5j but dude yeah they're right it is glasgow because you're right because england like uh like london is kind thin. People are kind of thin.

But Glasgow is an obese city. Glasgow is the only place you would just see a motherfucker with that. A brand new Helly Hansen park around and just sleep on the street. Like, fuck it. They do pass out there. They get drunk as fuck. Yeah. And they just get up.

What's the other? They drink Buckfast. You've had Buckfast? Who do you think you're talking to? Dude, I fell in love on Buckfast. I bet you did. Tell her what love on Buckfast I bet you did tell her what Buckfast is I bet you did

she seduced me she was like I'll bring you some Buckfast she got you drunk as fuck she was like I love you man it's uh what is Buckfast

I don't know it's some it's caffeinated wine with like fortified wine made by monks in some fucking monk place. I don't know where they live. I know every show I got,

they just make sure you have a bottle. No matter what you do up here, they gonna bring that shit to you. They'll do spritzers with it? It fucked my first time up. Really? I fell asleep. You fell asleep on Buckfest?

Yes, man. It's for loco. It's a wine for loco. But I was drinking liquor, too. I'm drinking Hennessy, and I'm drinking Buckfest. But the Buck, you know, you can't be mixing shit like that. That shit took me over the top. I was hanging out with some chicks.

I fell asleep on the bitches. Ah, damn it. Glasgow. You right, though. They thick out there, though. They what? They thick out there. They thick, yeah.

Yeah, the bitches out there. That's the obese city. That makes all of scotland like ohio everybody like they're like you know what i'm saying all the bitches built like butter balls like meatwad on i go to your hunger for it the best is going down and they get so fucking sloppy and they get get drunk too. Meatwad, meatball, meatwad? What is it? Meatwad. Meatwads.

They got meatwads out there and they love Jamaican music. They love it. They get so sloppy. When you go down that street, Suchi Hall, Suchi Hall, wherever Sub Club is and you see chicks in socks

and it's all wet just walking over like French fries and you're like, blech. They throw that Vibes cartel on and they start going crazy about the Buckfast. Yeah. That's a dangerous place out there, too.

Buckfast is good. I'm trying to get DeRosa to have it at his bar, but he's like, you can't import it here. It's kind of illegal. Is it? Why is it illegal? Too much caffeine in the liquor. It gets you fucking wired.

I can't believe you fell asleep on Buckfest. I mean, you got a different constitution. I think I got diabetes. I just don't know. Maybe you had a diabetic shock that overcame that. I'm a nigga, man. Somebody told me to put a peppermint in my mouth. I would have woke right back up, man.

That's all you got to do. You see me fall asleep, give me a peppermint, man. I'm going to pop up like church. Buckfest. That's so funny. You just got fall asleep, give me a peppermint, man. I'm going to pop up like church. Buckfest. That's so funny. You just got back from the UK right now. So you got all the fucking uni, Buckfest, the Tesco. You got it all in your head right now. No, that's where I watch

so much UK shit, man. I got my Roku is hacked just so I can watch BBC all the time. I had trouble understanding it for a while. You can't understand anyone in Glasgow. Right or wrong? Once they start drinking, hell fuck no. It's a different. You can't understand anyone in Glasgow, right or wrong. Once they start drinking, hell fuck no. No.

It's a different language. Once you get them in a normal context, I mean, you just got to listen a little slower. I feel like it's like that in Australia too. Some of them motherfuckers, I'd just be like, man, all right, man. I get it. It's Glasgow specific.

Like if you, Edinburgh, I was like, I can understand you. You're just a Scottish. Glasgow, I'm like, are you speaking English? It's like deep Baltimore. We you're just a scottish glasgow i'm like are you speaking english it's like deep baltimore we just got calvin booth he played at maryland when i was there and he was from deep baltimore and it was like i don't understand what you're saying now baltimore accents is the next level too yeah i mean i got a one of my best friends is from baltimore his accent pretty he changed a lot since he'd been in detroit but really when you out there, it's like, oh man, something like, oh man.

It's like they just leave out letters. I'm just scared. Like what, Doug, what's that? Old Bay. That's all I hear, it's Old Bay. That's all I hear is Old Bay. Do you got any tips for travel? Like when you go somewhere,

do you like, is there anything you try to do or how do you get around the city? What moves you around? I think traveling light is the best way to go about it. I mean, one thing, I mean, I feel like a lot of people, you know, you could tell when a person ain't been on a lot of planes or been in airports a lot. Like having just a whole bunch of shit with you,

that's just the wrong way to go about it. You better off buying certain shit when you get there. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And that gives you something to do while you there. Like, you know, I gotta go grab this shit. So at the end of the day, I travel light as possible. Smart.

Cause, and even if you, in just case you lose this shit. Cause also who cares, right? I mean, yeah. I only have a little with me. Yeah, and it wasn't a big deal, you know? So I would say that's the biggest deal too. And I would say, back in the old time, back in my old time, like I always wanted to like

have an expensive luggage and all that kind of shit. I think that's the stupidest shit to do now. So dumb. Because, I mean, especially if you're checking the shit in, they just throw your shit any kind of way. That shit's slice open. You ride a fucking 50,000 Louis Vuitton shit and they just throwing it all around. So that's a no-no, too. Unless you're going to have a carry-on, that's a different story.

Even then, you want to be able to chuck it and like not worry about it big j bought like a six thousand dollar piece of luggage he just got some money i'm like what are you doing because what you want to last i'm like or you could get like 150 set of luggage and get 20 of them you can just keep doing it yeah i would say that well i bought i bought some louis vuitton shit when i first got my my money yeah it didn't last it but i guess what i lost half of it. You just lost it. I lost half of it, leaving it in hotels. It's in some thrift store.

Fucking $2,000 toiletry bags and shit. Left in a fucking, you know, buy it again, lose it again. Like, I ain't doing that shit no more. Just throw some shit in the sock. I'm just a lot more ethical in life now. Like, fuck that shit. You know what's cool? Also, if you travel light and if you're like, oh, shit, I need a bathing suit.

And then you get a bathing suit, you're like, oh, now this is the bathing suit that I bought in Iceland. Yes. That's true, too. I never thought about that. But like I said, I always like going around. And then you get a bathing suit. You're like, oh, now this is the bathing suit that I bought in Iceland. Yes. Oh, wow. I never thought about that. But like I say, I always like going around. I like thrifting, too. So I like going around always just because I always get cool little T-shirts and shit

here and there. So yeah, for the most part, I want to go kind of buy clothes when I go when I go somewhere. I'm not about to come bring my best shit so I can leave because I will leave some shit. I just left my fucking Martine Rose Monarchs and fucking a hotel room. Yeah, because I woke up too late, and I was tipsy, and I found one, and I kept looking around for the other one. I'm like, man, fuck it.

You start convincing yourself, like, it's probably in my bag. I'm just like, fuck it. No, I just said, fuck it. I knew it was in my bag. It was probably under the bed somewhere. I don't know, but I was already late. Damn.

So I was like, fuck, let me just get up out of here, man. Damn. And I will say, their airports are a lot more lenient. You don't gotta take your shoes off, they don't be all that extra on you. You can kinda fly with weed all through Europe

if you want to. You ever get on a plane and then like, touch your pocket and just find like a smoked roach. And you're like, damn, and it smells too. But you weren't even trying. I don't know how you did that, that's crazy. But I've definitely, that happens to me often. Really?

Where I'm, and I'm talking about when I land and be back at the crib or some shit. And be going through my shit and be like, the fuck, I had these mushrooms on me? I had this weed on me? Oh, I had coke on me? Like what the fuck? This is trouble.

Another thing about me, I get tipsy and you I'm just doing my thing, and people be giving me shit. And I just don't even be knowing. And I take it, and I just put it in my pocket. Then I might get back to the hotel room. I might just fold that pair of pants up, put them back in my bag. And forget about it. I ain't even checked about it and thought about it.

It happens all the time. It happens all the time. I'm finding random drugs in pockets. They were going through my stuff in Ecuador on the way back. Ecuador. Yeah. And they were like really

searching through everything. And my partner was like, what are they looking for? I'm like, I don't know, drugs. I'm like, who cares? We don't have it. But in my head, I'm like, I definitely have some acid

tucked into the binder of my notebook. You know, like deep in there. But I was just having, play it cool. I'm either fucked or I'm not. It's over. Yeah, yeah. And they didn't find it. but like i forget about you i'll open up a notebook like any drug that doesn't have a smell yeah it's fine it don't count they'll have to see

you know what i'm saying you can that's different but like yeah not taking your shoes off it's just nice they don't eat is the worst it's just traveling with weed it smells yes it's just the worst man i've done so much shit to travel with weed it doesn't make any sense but it's nothing worse than going to a place where you know you can't find weed and it's um and then the weed you do find is going to be horrible it just changes the vibe of my trip nothing about the trip makes me feel great and being in a nice ass place and I got the fire pack too I'm like ooh I feel a little better knowing I brought it with me like I got

cartridges are the way now yeah cartridges are the way to go now for travel and if I don't have it I'm just gonna be day drinking now then you know

I ruin my trip I'll experiment with something else I ruin my trip and I just get too drunk and shit who you knows I don't even wanna

hang out sometimes do they call it psychogeography so like you do thrifting or whatever they'll move you around the city Henry Rollins always tries for record stores. Yeah, that's a big deal too.

No, that's a big deal too. You go around for that? I mean, no, I'm not into that because I can't afford that shit. But that is a big deal around a lot of producer friends that I know that they go on these large fucking trips and just go into places and just doing vinyl shopping and shit. And they're getting the illest records and finding the best. That's how a lot of these. Imports and stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, but like, if you like. You don't have to worry about clearing some of those samples. If you go over there and get a fucking, a record from an independent company in Ecuador, like I sampled their shit. They ain't about to hit me up talking about, hold up, Danny Brown just sampled my song.

Let me get some money. They don't know. They don't give a fuck. Yeah, we're sort of like, oh, cool. Yeah, why would anybody be like, oh, shit is tight. So that's the one thing. Everybody want to go overseas and just go record shop because a fuck. Yeah, worst of like, oh cool. Yeah, why everybody be like, holy shit it's Ty. So that's the one thing, everybody wanna go overseas and just go record shop because a lot of them,

I mean not trying to find the popular shit, trying to find the shit that's just there, that you only gonna be able to get if you go there. Cause it's independent. That's pretty much like indie releases and shit. So they ain't tripping on you sampling they shit cause they not even know it. They not even tripping.

Interesting, yeah right. Oh cool, they don't sound like in there. But I was gonna say, looking for weed is another way to get you around the city. Where it's like, okay, maybe I'll go to a hostel. Someone might be selling there. That's what they be having, I guess. You know?

That's who's buying all the time. Or like finding anybody, do you know anyone? Like, no, maybe my mate over there. You're like, okay. I just go to Twitter. Who has weed? Yeah. Create has weed? Quit a weed out in Ecuador, man.

Yeah, and then someone will hit you. All right, all right. All right, well, fuck yeah, man. This was cool. Hell yeah, man. Thanks for having me, man. Yeah, I appreciate it. Buckfast.

Dude, forever the UK together. Let's get lit off some Buckfast. That sounds like trouble. Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah, thanks, man. Yeah. All right, guys. Thank you very much for tuning in. Danny Brown. That sounds like trouble. Yeah. Hell yeah. Take that. Yeah. All right, guys. Thank you very much for tuning in.

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taken. What'd that mean? Like such a normal name. If you go to like Twitter or internet. xdannyxbrownx. No, I did that on

purpose. Oh, really? Yeah. You bypassed Danny Brown for X Danny, X Brown, X. It was more because

I think that was my gamer tag on Xbox Live at the time so I just wanted to cross promote. I just wanted to keep all my shit the same. Cross promote.

That's totally fair. Because the Danny Brown on Xbox would take it. Alright, thanks for tuning in. Get a sticker or something and fucking put it up somewhere crazy because the Danny Brown on Xbox would take it. All right, everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Get a sticker or something and fucking put it up somewhere crazy in the world. Well, that's the episode, everybody.

Ari Shafir for You Be Trippin'. Background champ. Thank you very much, Danny Brown, for coming in. Don't forget to pick up his new amazing album, Corenta, available right now at Sam Goody, Best Buy and Circuit City, wherever you find fine records, Napster and LimeWire included. Also, don't forget to check him out on tour all over Europe.

Come on! Who's replacing this? No, this one's Woody Allen. No, and this one's Best of Harvey Weinstein scores. Come on, give me that. Jeez. Danny Brown's new album, Corenta, is available right now at Every Sam Goody and Ketmo Records.

Thank you very much for tuning in. Thank you very much, Danny, for telling me it may be long for the days of getting drunk in Edinburgh. Tooling around all over London and the neighboring cities. B cities that I'm finding out more and more are becoming A cities

like Liverpool. God, they just got a great scene there it's just a cool artsy place and then scotland being right there that'll be its own country pretty soon you barely lost that last referendum the next one you guys are out um i think that's it don't forget to go see my special april 26th and 27th in washington dc april 26 and 27th at the Capitol Turnaround. Tickets are available at arieshafeer.com. I'm also at 420 at the Paramount in Austin, Texas.

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