You Be Trippin' - Wales w/ Joe List & Sarah Tollemache | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

Follow Joe on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/joelistcomedy/ Follow Sarah on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/stollemache/ SPONSORS: -The Everyday Earbuds Classics are a great option for everyday listening. Go to https://buyraycon.com/TRIPPIN to get 20% off. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring! -Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @‌MUDWTR with code TRIPPIN at https://mudwtr.com/TRIPPIN ! #mudwtrpod On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Joe List and Sarah Tollemache tell Ari Shaffir about their adventure through Wales. From figuring out train travel and driving on the opposite side of the road to hiking around Betws-y-Coed and staying in charming bed-and-breakfasts, they discovered why Wales might be one of the UK's most underrated destinations. They also debate whether Great Britain and the U.K. are actually the same thing, share stories about traveling with family and avoiding fights as a couple, and stumble upon the smallest house in Great Britain. Da boch chi. You Be Trippin' Ep. 127 https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir https://www.instagram.com/youbetrippinpod https://arishaffir.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:15 - Going To Wales 00:08:59 - Ari Presents An Award 00:11:23 - Travel Regrets In Wales 00:19:32 - Are Great Britain and The U.K. the Same? 00:21:06 - Walking Around Cardiff 00:25:12 - Joe's Philosophical Question 00:30:03 - People's Fear Getting In The Way 00:31:27 - How To Drive In Europe 00:33:32 - Going To a Betws-Y-Coed 00:35:33 - Finding a Bed-n-Breakfast with Maps 00:43:02 - Going On A Hike Around Betws-y-Coed 00:45:00 - Cunninghams! 00:50:53 - Back To The Hiking 00:57:27 - Going To Pen Y Farm 01:03:16 - Seeing The Smallest House In Great Britain 01:04:23 - Finding An Unmarked Trail 01:05:50 - Traveling With My Parents 01:11:56 - Do You Fight When Traveling Together 01:15:33 - Podcasting Is The Worst 01:18:40 - Collecting Souvenirs On A Trip 01:20:06 - UK's QR Code Problem 01:21:53 - The Craziest Vacation Photo 01:25:01 - Seeing The "Love Island" Girls In The UK 01:27:54 - Ari Will Never Go To The UK 01:30:31 - How To Find Unique Places To Travel To 01:37:12 - Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey guys, welcome back to UB Trippin. Today we got a great episode. Sarah Tolamash and Joe List back off their successful trippy award-winning episode where they talked about Ecuador for Best Most Makes You Want to Go award. Joe List and Saratelamash are both hilarious stand-up comics from the New York area for the time being anyway. And they came on to talk about their trip to Wales, a non-stand-up comedy trip. And you guys will love it. Please subscribe wherever you're watching or listening.

Help out the podcast by hitting that subscribe button. Why don't you? All right. Let's start the episode. We're back. So, yeah, it's been great. You guys both fucking killed it. Awesome.

It was really fun. Yeah. You tried so hard? I did. That sounds like you failed. I don't mean it like that. I don't mean it like that. I did take it that way.

Yeah, that's not what I meant. I meant you had to really work hard in your story. And it came out great. I did no work. I didn't even think about working. Well, yours. was one of those that I was like, once I was like, hey, I'm going to shoot the show again. I was like, I can't wait to record that story.

I didn't do any way. I didn't want to tell you. I didn't record it. I didn't run it. I didn't try it. I just went. But I think, you know. Looseness is good.

I read a lot of this Rick Rubin shit. Different artists, different ways, different things, you know, man. I just went up there. I wanted to be authentic and real. Big Jay, for his row stuff, they were like, hey, can we get the script with that? I don't really know yet. And we saw his, his, like, friend he finally wrote it out. He goes, sure.

Cheryl Underwood is so black she seems like, and then just underline, he goes, I'll figure that out later. Yeah. And that's like two days before he goes, I got a word. Yeah. By the way, I just want to respond to the comments

before they come. I do not shave my legs if you were to look closer for his hair. It looked like you shaved recently. Sarah's hairier than I am. I am. And also I feel like... You're both disgusting in your own way.

We are. Yeah. It's true. I stink. Well, Sarah forgot deodorant. And I told Sarah, I'm like, you're not the kind of person that can forget deodorant.

No, I smell like soup. Let's get some Chinese food and blend in. Yeah. Run the music. Where you've been and where you're going. This is our race travel show. Yeah. We're going to talk about travel today.

It's you. All right, guys. Welcome home to America, United States of America. Thank you. It's your first time back on the podcast. Yeah. Together as a team since Ecuador. Oh, yeah.

Ecuador. which is a great episode. And then today, this is like, so sometimes I do these when people like, this happened like 10 years ago, 20 years ago, and then some, it's like, it just happened. You guys just got back.

We did, but we're not talking about that trip. Oh, we're talking about different. Yeah, we're talking about whales, remember? Yeah, I thought you went to Wales this time. No. No. We didn't even touch whales. It was like years ago.

So this is not an example of what I was talking about. You be tripping is no good with, like, baby travel. You're like, and then we found a playground. I know, and then we took out of playground. I do have a normal. resorts rule for this.

I don't know Amsterdam because Amazon is just the same story. I got too fucked up and wandered. Right, right. Resorts like, dude, I got a sea do. Well, we just had a crazy trip. We went to Scotland. We went to Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, Bristol, Dublin, Belfast. So it was fucking awesome and crazy. By the way, we learned this.

You always ask advice for travel at the end of the show. We can do it up front. Here's a quick one. I bought two 350 pound tickets for first class train from Glasgow to London. Five hours? Yeah. They never at any point checked the tickets, zero tickets. Then on stage, I went, hey, no one checked my tickets.

And a guy goes, yeah, it's a hundred pound penalty if you don't have a ticket. So to ride a train with no ticket is 100 pounds. If they catch you. And I bought a first, if they catch you. They didn't catch us. And I spent like 700 bucks on tickets that no one ever looked at. It's also on the Lewis in Dublin, the little... It's called the Lewis.

The rattlesnake? It's a tram that goes to the city. Uh-huh. And that one, too, it's all honor system of tapping your card when you get off and you're like... It's so funny to apply an honor system to a country of people who have none. You literally... I did that in Germany. My sibling was like, hey, he was like, oh, if you get caught, you play dumb American.

But what? And then if you get caught twice by the same guy, you're like, stop, you're paying the fine. But the fine is worth like two tickets. You get off the train and then you scan. Like you're free. You're on the sidewalk and it goes, boop. It goes, thank you. And so I was doing it with a card with no money.

So it just looked like I was doing something. It's like leaving a note on a car you hit. Yeah. And they're like, sorry, I don't have money. But yeah, so I just donated $800 to the queen or whatever. Well, that's good for the NHS. That's true. Dude, this studio is really going to hold that in.

Well, you can't even tell what the studio. We said it smells like underneath the tonin. It's fucking gnarly in here, man. So Wales was pre-K. Pre-K. Pre-Kid? Yes. I was thinking COVID.

Is that the opposite of pre-K? Do you think COVID starts with a K? I actually do, but I wasn't what I was referring to. No, Wales was 2019. COVID-19. 2018? 2019, 2019. Because we were going on a trip every year.

2018 was Sarah's 40th. 30th. Uh-huh. Thank you. And I took her to Paris because I'm a fucking hero. And we went to the French Open and it was awesome. I remember that. And then 2019 was Wales and fun story.

I feel like you'll appreciate it. Not really a fun story, but a fun note. This was back when they still had Sky Magazine or whatever. Remember that? Back of planes? Yeah. It was like a little magazine, whatever. Yeah, yeah.

So don't go on the back. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And you had any advertisements for like the next place to go to somewhere in Spain or something that they... By the way, if you help getting there, United will help you. Yeah. It was like one of those. And Henry Phillips used to take them and Photoshop his face and put quotes

because it would always have quotes of like, when I was flying and he did a funny thing that I don't really recall, so I shouldn't have brought it up. But there was a little thing being like, Wales is the secret place that no one ever went to. And I like a story of like, you came here for a weird reason. There's no like, oh, someone said this and that. And it was like a little blurb being like,

no one goes to Wales and it's fun. So I got in my head like, oh, we should go to Wales. I never heard of anyone going to Wales. It's so funny how it's like whatever it is that gets in your brain about a place, it got in your brain. You saw a TV show where they mentioned it when you were little. I get that way with music sometimes. Like I remember reading like the back of Spin Magazine

and it would be a blurb about an artist. I'm like, that sounds actually pretty cool. And you'd buy the CD and you're like, this is great. It works. It works. List of like albums out that week. There's only two or three and they rate it one to five. I remember at Joshua Tree.

They're like, they gave it a five. They rarely give anything a five. They're like, well, check it out then. Yeah. We're really... Pretty solid album. We're aging everybody here. I mean, yeah.

I mean, I was looking at backlogs. Oh. I got... By the way, I got arrested when I tried to steal from the library. Anyway, back to you guys. But Wales, yeah, it was like one of those things of like, I never really met anyone

that went to Wales. It seemed like fun. Right now I want to go to Majorca because that's where Rafa Nadal is from. So he's like, oh, that's... Not Monorca. Majorca's the cooler one. Less people.

Menorca? Menorca? I didn't know there's a menorca. It's like Labia, menorah, Majora. Yeah, it is like that. It's the flopier. Yeah, the pussy lips. It's a Jewish holiday.

Monorca. That's the one you guys went to? No, no, we didn't know. I didn't even know there's a Monorca. Mayorca. I've never heard of this one. That's more famous. Let's go there.

Go directions to Manorca. Yeah, Mayorka is a different one. That's an island. Look at the map. And what's Mayorka? Mayorka is like... It's off of Spain. Yeah, it's also an island.

It's where Raffa Nidal is from. Right there. Okay. So they're like friends. Yeah, they're buddies. They've got to be buddies. or just serious enemies. They're like on a bike.

It's like a little sidecar. Stay nearby. And I think Barcelona is where you go. New Yorker, don't wander. Barcelona's on the mainland of Spain. Of course, but I'm saying, I'm almost positive. Barcelona is the place you go

to get to these places. Absolutely. Look at that. It's a 14-hour walk from one island to the other. That's a way, Google Maps. You have to be on a ferry walking back and forth. That's funny.

Are you using that? Yeah, Barcelona. There you go. So you fly to Barcelona. You suck a couple dicks there, and then you shoot over to Mallorca. So you guys do this travel stuff together all the time? Were you doing this before you got wet or no?

We had we had a child? Yeah, so we went to, where we go? We went to, well, we didn't have money early on. Yeah. Then we got money. Then we got money, and then we did two trips and then we had a kid. Yeah, we fucked up.

No, then we did Ecuador. We did Ecuador. We did Ecuador. We did Ecuador. We did that episode. And we do a lot of, last year, now that we have a kid, it's more domestic travel. Last year we did the entire month in New England,

which was fucking awesome. That's cool. Guys, I need to present this to you. Oh. What is it? Thank you. This is heavier than I thought it was going to be. No, that was some kind of a squeaky thing.

I'll lift my leg and make a show of it. Open it up. Slide it open. It says list slash Sarah. Yeah. My name's Joe. Oh, it slides out. I see.

Yeah. So every year I have a list of awards for best episodes, best guests, best whatever. Oh, yeah, I have one of these. Where do you have one from before? Best pictures? Best guy that didn't get laid on a trip. The sexual adventure. That sexual adventure.

Well, damn, you're a two-time winner because you won most makes you most want to go. Wow. For our Ecuador trip. For our Ecuador? Yeah. Look at that. Sarah, you can have this. I already have one.

Joe has a lot of awards. You tried to throw away. I don't have any. Sarah has no sentiment. Sentimentality. Our therapist. Most improved player in volleyball seventh grade. Come on, dude.

Our therapist is 304 years old. He wrote us a handwritten note being like, you're going to be great parents. Congratulations. It's the adventure of a lifetime. I can't imagine two better parents. Love with all my love and heart. Alan and Sarah crumpled it up the other day to make space. You did crumple.

I didn't crumple. You started to crumple. There's folds in it. You said, are you going to throw that away? You had folded. I'll show you the fold. That's how I knew you're throwing it away. So what's our most...

Did people really reach on and be like, we want to go to Ecuador? Yeah, well, also... You could also, like, seriously... What? Kill somebody with it. Or throw up a windshield. Fill up a butt. You could.

But, right. here, this part. If that snapped up. Challenge yourself. We go this way. You can't steal second. It's so. This way.

Sarah, turn it around. That's sharp. I love this now. It's my new thing. Thank you very much. Yeah, Niana listened to it, and she was like halfway through the episode, like cataloging everything

and doing all the timestamps, and she was like, I mean, I got to go to Ecuador. That was great. Yeah. Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah. Awesome trip. I think South America gets a bad rap

of being racially dangerous. racially dangerous. Do you know what I mean or like the idea of like you're going to get mugged? I mean. Almost more so than like going to Africa. Yeah. But like I'm a witch. Yeah.

So they'll burn me. I'm a gay witch. It's really dangerous for me. Super. Yeah. So anyway, congrats. Thank you.

So yeah, Wales, we went in 2019 and we fucked up. We did a couple things that we fucked up. I love this. Because you should show some regrets when you travel. I wish I'd done this. I thought a great time, but wish I had done this. Well, here's where we fucked up, and we could jump all over the place here.

So first we went to London, and we did show, because it's nice, as a comedian, you can make money for the trip by performing. Yeah. So we went to London, and I did a show, which was awesome. And then Sarah ran around doing shows, doing... I just did top secret, but it was great. Top secret rules.

You make a bunch of money there, too. Yeah. Slopped my hand with a fistful of cash. It's a fistful of cash. Like, you can beat off a mugger with this squad. It was more than I thought it was going to be, but less than to claim. Yeah.

Less than what? To claim. You wouldn't tell the states about it. Yeah, you could get away with not it. Right. But anyway, so we went to London for a few days, which was also awesome. And then I had planned this Wales trip, which I was excited about, and it was going to be a hiking trip and beautiful. And part of my motivation, by the way, I came out here and did the Peru.

I had that Peru trip that was insane. And I was like, I can't have the best trip of my life with my ex-girlfriend. Some skank. So I was like, we got to do a fucking hiking trip that's going to be the trip of all trips. So we planned the trip, and you're like this, I think. I love a trip that hiking is the thing. Yeah, it's so fun.

That's what we're doing. I was living in your footsteps on the Salcantai, Salcantai Trail, yeah. Which I couldn't believe you didn't call me. It was far more built up than when you did it. Right. I did it. We were like the only ones on the trip.

I know. The tents. It was like, no, lodges. That sucks. Yeah. Yeah. You did it. Yeah, it got too loomed out.

It did. There was nobody. I told you the story, I think, on the pod. There was like a kid in the tree going, gringos, gringos! It was insane. It was like getting called the N-word. I still haven't recovered.

You did it at the right time. But anyways, so I was like, we got to fucking top that. So we were going to Wales. And, you know, like, Sarah was like, okay, that sounds good. She's a very go-with-the-flow, and I'm like, don't worry, it's going to be awesome. I'm not a planner.

if I was on a dating side, I'd be like, I'd be like, I like to travel, but I don't. I'm not the planner. I will plan if there's no one else doing it. Okay, so it's fun to travel with somebody because each one could take on roles. Right. I'm always like, I don't know, tell what we were doing. Like, if I'm with Morrissey or something, I'm just like, tell what we're doing.

Right. I'm in. If you're the one that's like, this is what you're wanting to do, then I'll go, I'll do it. I'm sure it's right. Yeah. Yeah. So we booked the trip. So then.

What a different hike in Wales than in Peru, over the giant pass at 4,600 meters. Yeah, yeah. It was a totally different kind of thing, but it was so fucking spectacular there. So we fly to London, we do the shows. Then we took the train to Cardiff, which is like the capital of Wales. Yeah, that's the first place we went to. So we went there. From London.

From London. To Cardiff. And I like broke down crying the first night. I will say it was. It's a Sunday. What? We went there on a Sunday. We went to Cardiff on a Sunday.

And I was like, here we go. Wales, baby. Well, I get emotional when I travel anyways. And I'm a little gay. So we get there and we walked around Cardiff. and it was just like It's just a city The most whatever

Like It's kind of like In respect to Cardiff people It does have history Only because it's on an island That Romans went to There's a castle Yeah

We found a pub that was just kind of like Sad food It was like quiet It was the first time we like Learned that the side dish For Fish and chips Is Smushy Peas I like peas

But there's something like depressing About peas as a side dish But they are making a comeback in my life. Peace? Oh, because you're kid. I think, yeah, they love peace. Peace of mine. But I'm actually, like, they're pretty good because they're sweet and they go with anything. Yeah.

Do you guys have Rarebit? No. We just had a lot of fish and chips. No, Rarebit. Look up Rarebit. I think it's called Rabbit. It's an animal. I don't think it is. Okay. I think it's their dish. No, we didn't have rarebit. We had fish and chips a lot. Welsh Rarebit.

Oh, what is that? Right? I don't know. First it looks like a pie, but now it looks like a toasted sandwich. Welsh Rarebit. is a savory, cheesy dish of melted cheese sauce served over toasted. It's pizza. It's a Welsh pizza. A fancy cheese on toast.

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Please subscribe there. I've got three specials on Netflix, double negative, America's Sweetheart and Jew. That's it. Let's get back to the episode. To Wales. All right. This is something like I find fast about Great Britain.

Yeah. You go over there and you're like, they're all the same. And then you go over to Wales and you're like, what the fuck is this language? Oh. Well, it's almost like. And you're like, is this another country? I'm so stupid when you're like, is this another country or is it just, it's not like Scotland or Scotland?

No, it's like Scotland. I don't really. understand Great Britain at all. I don't know what United Kingdom is. It's different from Great Britain, no. It's different from Great Britain, no. But UK is also a country that involves both of them. UK is not a country. There's Northern Ireland. It's like New England.

It's like a region. It's a thing. The crown, it's the, it's the Empire. The Great Britain is the United Kingdom. Yes, what's Great Britain? Great Britain is the United Kingdom. They're you familiar. That's the same? I thought they were different. I thought they were different. You're wrong. Great Britain and United Kingdom are the same thing. It's made up of England. Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales.

Did I miss one? That's got to be there. England, Scotland. Great Britain versus UK, okay. Yeah, same thing. United Kingdom is a sovereign political state, whereas Great Britain is a geographical island. So Great Britain is...

All right. It's only an island. It's only an island. Oh, so Northern Ireland isn't part of Great Britain, but it is the United Kingdom. Well, I'm a big asshole. But then there's like the Jersey Islands where they do offshore accounts,

which is their equivalent of Geneva, Switzerland, yeah. So wait, that's all. There's a... What's the one? Okay, this is... So Ireland is it's on an island, but then Northern Ireland is British.

That's the craziest part. Great Britain is just Scala, England, Wales. But the United Kingdom is all the shit except Ireland's not part of it, but Northern Ireland is. They had some troubles over there. I don't know if you ever heard about that. British Islands.

Yeah, they say they're troubles. So it is confusing. But you don't need a passport for any of, meaning you're not going over border patrol or anything like that. No, you don't even need a ticket, as it turns out. Wales is not an island, is it? It's on the island of Great Britain. It's the east. Okay, so you're in this dumb fuck city.

So we go to Cardiff, we walk around, we go to a pub, we have the most whatever food. It's just like this. It's closed. I'm like, what is everything's clothes. It's like, everything's closed and shitty. There was some castle we went to. I was like, all right, we'll buy a ticket for the castle. The castle feels like it was.

built in a mall. It was just whatever. It was like linking logs. It felt really a renaissance festival to me. Like, just because it was probably their only touristy thing that they offered. It was just a sad. And it was also a day of like, this is just an observation and nothing like I'm like I have any disdain or an opinion about this. But it was just like a ton of farcey there.

No way, really? At this castle. So it must have been like, it was a huge. It must have been like a holiday for them, and that was the one place that they were going to go to to celebrate. Because it was a big celebration there. Now, the one fun thing we did see. That's cool. It's on a little hill.

Got a moat. Yeah. That's with a moat. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Moat, dude. This is it. We walked around that parliament-y little building.

Yeah. The coolest thing we saw was there was a bird guy, one of these hawk men, and he lost his bird. No. It went AWOL, and he had to climb up a wall, and he kind of, like, fell. and he scraped him with blood on its... We have photos of that somewhere. I'll find the photos. Yeah, and he was like trying to be funny.

You know, he was like a Scottish funny guy. He's just gone away. He's just being silly billies today. He turned his ankle, and then he was trying to climb up and like little rocks were falling. He kept like skidding down, and we were like, now we're talking. And yeah, his fucking little eagle bird hawk thing was flying around.

Just not having it that day with his bird. So that was fun. But in general, it just felt, like, what are we doing here? And, you know, you have emotion. And I'm like, I fucked up. I'm a piece of shit. I didn't do it.

But the castle is cool, though, because there are things that I like about stuff like this is like, you're touching a wall that Romans built, that people were back in like, 10,000. That shit is pretty cool. Yeah. It's not even like they've rebuilt it. It's the same stones. It's the same. Yeah.

That's amazing to me. Yeah. What was I just going to say? Fuck. Cardiff Castle birds. Guests. Oh, obviously the best guest.

Two-time Trippier War winner, first-time Trippier Award winner. Do we have one of those authentic, what's it called sweaters with the buttons? Cardigans? Cardiffkin. You're serious?

That's good stuff. I feel like I should leave. Cardiffkin. That's good. That's good. Marty would like that. I think I know why the room stinks. It's my corny jokes.

It's a lot of rotten corn. Look at my legs. My God, it really is that you shaved like, oh, yeah, I got a wedding next week. I got to shave them again. Yeah. Bright, like a diamond. But look at this. So you're in.

Listed steel and sex appeal. You're in Cardiff. You're like, this blows. How long were you there for? Just like two days or a day and a half. I was really upset. I was like, I failed. I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm such an idiot. Part of it, I'm like, there's never one moment that I was like, why did you take me to this piece of shit place? You didn't. No. But you felt responsible. Yeah. Yeah, you just feel like, oh my God, this is crazy. Whenever you're the person in charge of planning it,

if it doesn't go perfect, like, fuck, everybody hates me. It's like, when you choose a restaurant and then everyone gets, like, diarrhea. Yeah, it's like, sorry. Now, let me ask you, can we side note real quick? Go back to the thing I want to see this video of these people. Yeah, side note. Yeah, these two. Let's see them.

Oh, there's maybe a nice little video. Yeah, see, it looks like this. That might have been us. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, we did this. We did all of this. Really? Yeah, we did all this stuff.

And it was just kind of like, all right, I guess, whatever. Why are they trying to squeeze all this into 18 seconds? It's nuts how fast they're going in this video. And then sometimes they hold for no reason? I think that's the end of the video. Yeah, it is. Now, I would love to get, this is sort of like a philosophical question. And I would love to get your philosophical question.

Okay. I would love to get your thoughts on this. Because for one time, we're in Marfa, Texas with Sarah and her mom. mother and her sister. And her sister's the planner person when it comes there. She sets up a thing to go see this art installation. It's a known art installation where it's these big stone. It's like stonehenge

but gay. But it kind of looks like concrete that you would see if they were doing road construction. They're like, we'll get to that later. We need to just store these here. So she buys the tickets. We go. And Sarah's mother, who likes the arts and is very smart person, a consumer of

art. She hates it. And the whole time she's like, this sucks, this isn't art, this is bullshit. I felt like she was mainly trying to be funny, but it just came off. But she disliked it. Yeah, she didn't. The point is. She wasn't impressed. Her sister booked this thing to go see art, and then her mother hated the art,

but then her sister was getting upset, like, I'm sorry you don't like it. Some of it's good. I like it. Who's right? Is it rude to hate? If I pick a movie and you hate it, should I be offended? Or should you just be nice about the art, even though you don't like the art?

Okay, okay, I'll weigh in. This is Phyllis. This is Diller. I think there's levels. I think it's like, you keep your mouth shut until it's done. Don't ruin the event. Or go, oh, actually, I go to the restroom. I went, go outside.

The Burt Kreischer-Dillens by Free Waters. Wherever you go, there they are. I've been to art shows with a cousin where they're like, I got arted out. I'm like, I got arted out. It was about 30 minutes I was done, so I just waited outside for you guys. Right.

We were like that at the Guinness Factory. I'm done. You guys don't have a drink. You can't wait for the free sample. And it's just like three ingredients. So they had it just looked like an intense PowerPoint presentation for like three ingredients. It sucked ass. They'd like show you the barley.

They're like, here's the barley. Everyone says you have to do the Guinness factory. It sucks. Everybody says it. And I'm like, but I have Guinness where I live. And the lookout deck was great. And I think if you cared about learning how to pour but I've already bartended so I know how to pour a Guinness. Oh, it's stupid.

It's so stupid. stupidly, we use water, and they show water falling. I'm like, get out of here. This is gay. But anyways, so... The building school. I don't know. Where do you come down on that?

I think you gotta be like, hey, no, you weigh in ahead of time, go, I have no interest in doing that. I hate that stuff. Well, she was interested, though. She likes art, but she hated the specific art, but then her sister was taking it personally. Because you're blaming the sister, especially once you see the sister getting upset, just go, hey, no, I'm just joking.

It's fine. It's fine. I was just fucking around, man. I'm sorry. Thank you for doing all the planning. Because I could do all this work. Right. And then somebody's like shitting on your wall.

It's like, well, then I don't know, man. Yeah. But sometimes people plan all this work. And you're like, yeah, I hate this. None of us wanted to do this. You forced us into this thing that we all pretty much expressed you didn't want to do. Right. But it was interesting.

This is specifically about the art, though, because it's like, I felt like your mother was like, yeah, no, I'm fine, having fun. I just think this art sucks. And then her sister was taking it personally. But it was one of those things where, like, you're both wrong and right. Yeah. You're both right and wrong at the same time. It's like Northern Ireland. You're handling it wrong.

You both have, yeah. My best bet is don't complain, don't explain. Yeah, it's like Ireland. I get you're upset about being colonized, but don't take it out in the people that are just trying to, like, not litter. Yeah, you don't blow up a four-year-old. Yeah.

What the hell? That is troubling. That was serious trouble. Loosen up. But anyway, so then... These people already look like a potato. The next day, we went to... The rent, first of all, it's also weird because you're in Cardiff and you go to like Hertz.

You're just so weird when you go to rent a car in a foreign country, you're just like at the shitty Hertz desk. Yeah. Can we have a Toyota camera? You think this should be like the equivalent of. I try to go to Europe car because I feel like I'm traveling. Right. Well, we got like a Mercedes. We got Mercedes.

So then this is the other thing. So Louis, our wonderful friend, Louis, who people always talk about what a genius he is. But he has his moments of not so genius. But he was like, you cannot rent a car. you will die. I have a friend that hit a guy. You're nuts. It's impossible.

You're crazy. And so I'm like in my head being like, can I not drive on the other side of the road? Fears really ruin stuff. You know what I mean? And then you do it and you're like, oh, you're pussy. I forgot. You're a retard.

But they get in your head sometimes. Yes. And I know, well, I heard there was a guy that just got, I'm like, yeah, right. Is it higher or lower than anywhere else? Then the standard people get a car accident. Right. Have you broke it down by foreigners driving on the other side of the road?

The wrong side, by the way. Yeah. And I will say, it is scary for numerous reasons. Roundabouts. Roundabouts. Do you end up like, I do like, but when you're first going approaching, you're like, oh, no. I was just in D.C. I'm like, you've got to be like, am I in the right lane?

If I'm out in the right lane, I try to turn and then the, yeah. Yeah, you're like, we live here now. I rented a car in Edinburgh and just went north for a while by myself after the fringe. And it was like a roundabout. I just decided, like, wherever the car in front of me goes, I'm going. I'll figure it out after that. I'll make a turn. There's so many wrong.

It's like, I can't, I can't be thinking on my own here. I've been almost hit by a bus so many times walking this way. Like, fuck, fuck. Yeah, yeah, there's that. So that was part of it was, we're in our head being like, okay, this is crazy. Louis said we're going to die. He's a genius. We're fucked.

So, but then Sarah's father gave us a good piece of advice, and here's more travel advice. Okay. The driver is always in the middle of the road. Yeah. Yeah. Here you're on the left, right side of the street, left side of the cuff. It helps with doing the logic of it.

And you're like, okay, well, we're going to take her right. Remember you're in the middle of the road. Yeah, you stay in the middle. And the other advice I have is you have to have at least one passenger fully present and involved in the driving. You're going the wrong way. Yeah, she can't be on her phone. You're like, okay, we're about to hit a roundabout. Yeah, heads up.

We're in the bushes, which a few times, it was hard for me to get used to more car being over there. So Sarah would be like, just heads up, we're just totally in the bushes. It did feel like we were about to do a clueless, in the movie Clueless, just completely take out cars in the side. One stop, because he lost her virginity after that. It was such a good scene. Great film.

I was just with Big J. He was texting about something on the way, and I see him in like, like, er, like whatever, suburbs. and just fading out and then a bus was coming, like a school bus. I was like, a car. He's like, what? Like, the yellow, bus, bus.

He goes, what? I'm like, bus, though. And he's like, oh, thanks. We're like $25,000 pyramid. The point is in your lane. It drives kids. Okay, okay, okay. The one lady was in the front,

and that was like a big thing. It was a magic version. Yeah. Anyways, yeah. First time you figured someone. What? Bus. Anyway, so we got the car, and then once we were cruising, now you have the thing that's great about travel is you have that thought of, we're doing it.

We're fucking doing it, man. And we get a roundabout and we fucking nailed it. We nailed it. Confident builder. We're like, now we're like, you know, we're in it. We're feeling it. Yeah. We're living for it.

So we're going to the National Park, which I forget, the name of the city, and maybe you can pull this up, it's called Bootsie Coed, which is. Which is pronounced, it's B-E-W-T-S space Y. We didn't, there was at one point with the language and just the naming of stuff, we threw all care and respect out the window and just pronounce it the way we wanted to fucking pronounce it. He's writing Bootsie Castle. No, no, it's B-E-W-T-S. And then do space, the letter Y. E, which is there in, yeah.

So we called it Bootsie Co-Head. I think we were calling it Bootsie Co-E. or... Betwis, Betus. Y is an R. It's like... There's a W in between the T and the S. But the W is a V, isn't it?

And the R... No, the W is a U. The Y is a K and... How's it pronounced? Is it say? Yeah, do it pronounce on that and play. It's retarded. I mean, there are returns.

Do we have a pronounced thing? Beto Secoid. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow it out. Hold on. Give me a count. Three, two. Beto So...

Beto Sochoid. Betisicoid Yeah, maybe it wasn't as crazy as I thought Bettaicoye one more time, one more time It's like nailed it, it's dead on Betusacoid Bettoceicoid Betsychoid

I like that better I like that better They're wrong, Wales is wrong on this Because when language you're so used to a rhythm With the way that you speak English And so when you go to another country With a language like that you're using their alphabet You're like, but that's not how I would say it

Right, yeah And then there was another place called Dalygoo which was D-A-L-L-E-G-E-A-U or something like that. But we called it Dalai-O the whole time. One of these people got wiped out. Here we go, Dalai-Woo. So the way we picked the trip, I just went and looked at the National Park

and literally just went into the town, like, zoomed into the town. There was a town in there in Google Maps. And I was like, all right, Bootsie Code. This is a town. We'll find it. So I looked up, bed and breakfast, Bootsie Code. I went all just map.

Great Dylan line, using ideas as my maps. So I pushed in and was like, okay, Bootsie Co. It is a town decently in the middle of the National Park. So I found a bed and breakfast. This is another funny thing. I wasn't thinking bed and breakfast is like a guy that owns a house that he cooks breakfast in. So we were just stopping off, taking photos. Having tea.

And then we got a call from like a wacky wails number. And this guy's like, hello, what time we'd be arriving? It was like quarter of six. He's like, I have to go to bed. This is my home. And we were like, oh, shit. So we had to speed up. His name is David.

David, yeah. I think Sarah was in love with him. No. Well, I only think he was so nice to us. And I always feel like when Joe's on trips or anywhere, he racks up a lot of father figures. Yeah. And I felt like with this guy's how nice he was. I was like, I think Joe's father figure.

Well, he was very kind and he took us around. It was like a classic bed and breakfast. It was like a hole. Yeah, I saw on a scholar, and it was like, these are so much different. It was fucking awesome, and he took us around and looked at it. It was a really great place. It was the best room I've ever had.

It was so spacious. We had windows on either side with a brook. Literally, you could hear like a babbling brook. And then this is our first hilarious thing that happened. We went to breakfast. At that time, before the kids, Sarah, it was a, she stays up late and sleeps late. Yeah. It's like, she's like a heroin addict.

It's bad. It's bad. I'd be going to bed at like 2 a.m. and she would be starting a film. Literally, at like 3 o'clock. Like the ring. She's like, I'm going to watch Lord of the Rings. She's the only mom that's like,

it's not going to slow me down. I still do nothing in my life, but it's not going to slow me down on that endeavor. So for most of our relationship, I would go out and live my life and come back and wake up Sarah. So I came down for breakfast. Best breakfast.

Europe has fucking crazy scrambled eggs. They're like wet and like milky. It's like, come. And Hotel European breakfasts are my favorite. And it had salmon on it, whatever that is, scrambled eggs with salmon and toast. It was fucking...

It was nuts. And it was me and a bunch of old British people with our tea and everything. And I was like, I gotta get Sarah here. And it went till like 9 a.m. or whatever. So I was like, I gotta leave. And as I was leaving, the old lady went, he's going to rouse his wife, which was fun. And I was like, Sarah, you got to get down here for the breakfast. And she's like, fuck you.

I'll get duck and donuts or whatever. And I was like, fucking wake up! You're personally insulting them. By the way. Well, literally, they like it all for you. I got the point, being like, I need to show up. He makes, like, eight dishes for the eight people. And he's running.

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Tell them about the breakfast. That was really good. What did you have? I love a BAP. I love a Scottish or British breakfast. A British, yeah, I like an English breakfast. You got the beans, sausages, mushrooms,

tomatoes, big beans. Bring up a fucking Welsh breakfast. It was fucking great. They all name up there, whatever their name is. It's the same. And you're like, guys. in Scottish, right? No, what did we do this?

Oh, yeah. Maybe a blood sausage in Scotland. Yeah. A haggis. It was fucking awesome. It was fucking awesome. Okay. It's the sausages that I love there.

I don't feel like you can get sausages like that here. Yeah. And look at that type of, I like that kind of bacon. Oh, it was so fucking good. It was so good. Yeah. And so we went there and then the evening we were going to, the night before we were going to go for like an evening high because you get there and you're like, we'd get there.

you're like, we just got a hike. What's the stuff in the middle? It's probably haggis. That's haggis. That's a well-shaegis. It's okay. I tried it again and I didn't think it was that bad. I liked it.

Yeah. It's just a little dry. It needs something on it. Some brown sauce. So, yeah. I got some brown sauce. Or some egg yolk. Dip that in the egg yolk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crack it on there? Yeah. Ooh, I'll get you good. So this was great. So we went for a small evening hike. Because in the morning we were going to do the big crazy hike. And we're like, oh, can we.

What's the crazy hike? How long we talk about? I think it's close to four hours. Yeah, it was like eight, ten miles, something like that. Yeah. Yeah. So I was like, we're going to go hike around the town. And it was one of these picturesque towns where there's like a, I mean, you should probably find the photo.

It's like in a BBC show of just like quiet crimes are getting solved. Stonebridge. An antique dealer is solving crimes in this town. Waterfall, rapids, stone bridge. Look up. Bootsie Coed bridge, whatever the fuck. He ended up. My two Welsh listeners are like, stop that fucking.

Obviously, it's not that. Yeah. Give me Bootsy Coe's Stone Bridge. And we go out, and now this was a, this was huge. The guy, David, wasn't it? No. That's just like a bridge bridge.

But maybe that is. Maybe I'm changing it in my mind. Yeah. We did walk over that bridge. I think there's another one. That doesn't look like that. Look at pictures of... Look at better.

Look a better Bootsie Coed bridge. Fucking perfect. Bootsy Coed Bridge. But anyways. So he's like, yeah, there's a golf course over there. He's like, there's a gate that says do not enter, open it. He's like they put that. That's the bridge right there.

He found it. Wow, you're fucking good. Which one? Where? The one on the left there. Pontiipar. Pontiper. That?

Pontiper bridge, yeah. See the stone? Yeah, and the picture right there. Are you on? There it is. Yeah. And our house was like fucking right there. It might be that place.

Wow. That is so like yield. Yeah. It was fucking tremendous. Oh my God, I want to go back. But it did have the feeling like if you're not in my dark, vampires are coming into town. Like everybody's like shutting down and everything shuts down.

Yeah. That was the best place I've ever been in my life. It's so hard being in New York and then going like, where can I eat? It's like, no. Yeah, and then you are the driest hamburgers of your life. Go up that street. You'll probably find it. It's so funny because I have photos of it in my fucking pocket.

But I'm like, yeah, zoom up. I was cutting ham. You got to cutting ham? I bought my boots there that I still have. Wait, guys, hold on. Let me see Cunningham's. I still have my boots for them. Today's episode of Yuba Chippin is brought to you by Cunningham.

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That I kind of was like shit on. You bought a what? It was like a... A little touristy sheep that says whales and his little legs dangle. Yeah. Yeah. got a weighted bottom so you can see them. There I am.

Go back up. One more block. You're going to be at our place. We're on the corner of this street. Go up there. Keep going. To the right. I think we're...

Oh, wait. Go back to the left. Go back to the left. That's our house. Go up there. Straight up? Yes. That place.

That's it. Man, you're fucking zooming. This is great. This is crazy. That's where we stayed. Did you go in that gazebo thing? That's it. That's when we had breakfast in that porch.

You should have fee there. Oh. That's the breakfast spot. I can't believe this. Wow. It was fucking awesome. And the high, the trail leaves from right there. Yeah.

Oh, really? The big one, the big one. And it's, yeah, the big one. So I'm all over the place. But so the first day we went to the big hike. Like you go right down there? Yeah, we got lost. Didn't we do like one where we thought we started and then we went back onto the street again and we're like, whoops?

That's the story I'm telling. Okay. So we actually got lost because it was so egregious how close we were to the trail. He was like, you go out here and then you'll go. And I was like, we did like, oh, that. full lap around the block because I'm like, I can't find it. We were just on it. It was like right there.

But the first- I love when a guy, he's like, it's there. I looked everywhere. Like, you do. I live here. It's obviously there. It's crazy that you found this on Google Maps. Go up to the front, go up that street.

I feel like an old boomer, but that's amazing. That's fun. So anyways, we stayed there. But in the first day, he's like, yeah, there's a big sign on the golf course. It says, private do not enter? He's like, open the gate. He's like, that's illegal. They have right to roam.

Right to roam. He's like, you can walk anywhere you want. The sign is just there. And he's like, I'm telling you to open it because you can open it. That's illegal to stay right to. So I know all the, I guess I was driving in Ireland, maybe in Scotland too, but on the cow fences of those steps on other side. We had those. Step over and go right.

So that's like, you're going to roam. Yes. Let me help you out. So it's somebody. You cannot do that in America. No. Can you imagine? America let you do right to Rome.

It would just get ruined. There are right now at least a dozen people looking at someone. thinking of going over their fence as a cut through with a shotgun going, I'm legally allowed to do this. Hope it cross, cross it. But it's not even, it just feels like if you let people right to Rome in America,

it's just littering. You're going to have big red bottles everywhere and Mountain Dew shit. Big red. Yeah. It's such a redneck term. The only people drink a big red or not, they do not throw away in trash cans.

It's just like you can't have anything nice in America. It's so funny when you find a big red thing out. You're like, how do you even find this? Let alone throw away. Throw it in the grass. Or just like monster energy drinks everywhere. I don't know why it's so crazy to me that we just found this place on the map. But anyway, so we opened it and ended up being a great little hike.

And then the next day there was the big hike. It was like whatever. Yeah, three, four hour hike that started and ended like at our fucking bed and breakfast, which is amazing. And then we, yeah, we ran into this Welsh guy who just was like on his property to check, I guess, the water levels. And we had a pleasant conversation. Everyone's always really, like, nice when you're open to telling them that you're, like, I guess, traveling.

But they got, yeah, he was like, oh, you go over here and then, yeah, and you don't mind that. Oh, and the sheep are quite lovely. And then, like, it just, like, blows my mind how friendly. Did they see a lot of tourists there, you think, or not? I think just, like, in-country tourism, but not, I don't think a lot of a, I might be ignorant, but it doesn't feel like we ran into a lot of Americans in Wales. Well, like I said, I've never met an American that was like, I went. on a trip to whales.

No, nobody. If they get all the way to... It's no donia. It's known for outdoorsy stuff. Snowdonia, yeah, that's what it was the park. Yeah. But, yeah, so we bumped in the guy, and, like you said, there's, like, fences, and they have just stairs for anyone that's coming through.

It's pretty cool. And it was beautiful rain, that, like, misty sideways rain that you want there, you know? Yeah. And it was just... But, like, still warm enough? Right. I had, like, a light track jacket on, and I wasn't cold, because you're... You're also walking on some inclines.

And also you might get served, so you get ready to break. And one of my best memories in my life was being in that bed and breakfast, we had this spacious room, and I put on MoonDance, the album by Van Moore's listening to Into the Mystic with a babbling book. It's like raining outside because it's always raining a little bit. Wow. It was just drinking tea. Perfect. Can you guys fuck a lot? We fucked.

I actually remember every time we've ever had sex and we tried to fuck in the shower and it went on for like a day and a half. and finally we had to just call it. It was one of those. We're like this. I don't think this is working. I'm like, yeah. You're so locked in. I'm like, hold on.

I felt like my head was jammed into the tile. Trying to figure out a puzzle and stay hard. Well, it was like a big shower. I'm still wet. It was like a big shower with like a bench in it. So we were like, oh my God, we got a fuck in the shower. And then you try and you put a towel down for her knees. But the height is off.

Your cores. Yeah. I remember literally we fucked for 75 minutes and we both were just like, yeah, we just dried off and fucking went to the... Let's get a burger. Let's get a dry burger. This sucks. But yeah, so I do remember fucking in there. It's so funny that it's like a seven year ago fuck that I remember.

Weird fucking in a B&B. It's the guy's bedroom. Yeah, it's like, that's my house, dude. Stop coming on my plant. Best Sexual Adventure nominee. Should be 2025s. Six? What are we in now?

So, anyway, we got to get to some of these other hikes for God's saying. So you went on these hikes. So, okay, cool. Hiking was just phenomenal. The first day, too, we had a weird moment. We thought we heard gunshots and now, you know, when you hear, you think you're gunshots, I don't know. We were like, mark down the time just in case. So you know.

If there's a murder mystery, we could at least be like, it happened at 4.15. That's all we know. I try to be a good, thoughtful citizen. You never know, you might be a witness in a murder. And we heard it's whales. In Wales. So you just, we literally heard like, it was popping.

Yeah, and I was like, I don't know what else that would be. Yeah. And it was kind of spooked. We got spooked for a minute because you're very isolated. You're in the woods. And they do have shootings every now and then. People get murdered.

Yeah. So, yeah. I thought there's no guns, but I guess the robbers don't care. To the UK in 87 and during that time there was a madman, like some disgruntled worker that went all overstown and shot people. Oh. And somewhere in England, but I remember that. Summer is for enjoying barbecues, cocktails, and travel, but it can catch up with you. If you're feeling a little off, your body might need a detox.

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You were gruntled, then you got disgruntled? Yeah, that's a good question. Or is it. Gruntled. To be pleased, satisfied, and a good humor. No one's ever heard that. No one says that. That's great. I'm quite gruntled right now.

Yeah, let's start using gruntled. You hear about disgruntled, but you never hear about gruntled. Back formation of a word. Interestingly, gruntled did not exist for most of English history. The word disgruntled came first. Uh-huh. Being angrious to satisfy. They probably had dis-discruntled at the first thing.

I go, that's confusing. Yeah. Gruntled. Got a little disgruntled myself. But it's a fun word. Disgruntled. It's a fun word, isn't it? Gruntled.

Very well, very well-placed. The tell says, like, how was your said? I'm like totally gruntled. And he'll go, really? You big Jew? And you're like, all right, Dave. So anyway, so then we've got to get to some of these other hike. We went to Dallygoo.

That was the other place. What's the terrain like on these, on these hikes? Okay. Is it really green rolling, rolling hills kind of shit? What a Pulitzer's photos. Yeah, pulls and photos. The first few hikes that we did were nothing super strenuous. Then I think the Dally go.

one in the state park where we saw her the Navy jet go over. They just have like, you know, in Great Britain sometimes they'll just it feels like it's right over your head. It's trying to break the sound barrier. Yeah, it felt like, so we saw a few of those. That one had some inclines that were hard,

but we'll get to the big one before we left. This is always, what's wrong? Oh, just every once in a while there's just like a photo of your tits. Look at this. Let me see all of them. Get these old. The deal is, I get to see all the pictures.

Oh. Clip this. Now I just want to look through all the photos. Yeah, you guys keep talking for God's sakes. Anyway, so. Good one, so. Anyways, and then it's so on top of it. So, double, and.

I'm nothing without you. Sir, so you had no expectations going into this? You were just like, whatever. No, and honestly, I never was, like, a huge hiker, but I also was just, like, an alcoholic for 15 years. That's right. You never hiked. I remember that. You kind of were like, what is it? And I, because of Joe, because of Joe over the years, like, I just really like it. I like walking. I like walking. I like walking the serenity of it. The front porch. It's very spiritual. It's not in a cheesy way. I don't mean that I'm like finding God out there, but.

What do you mean then? Then I mean like it's good for writing. It's good for clearing your thoughts. It's good for rehashing old. old thoughts. Is that meditative? I find it meditative. Spiritual? Listening to, yeah, I like listening to music. I think of really grandiose ideas when I'm out there.

It is nice. You clear your brain and it lets you do whatever. And then if you're with a friend, I do, it's really fun. I inadvertently because I'm in nature, somehow you just end up shit talking, which seems to be the anti, what you shouldn't be doing. But I really enjoy. Shit talking to me is like an art and it's fun

and it's roasty. I'm not out there ruining careers. Yeah, people call it negative. I'm like, no, but we're joining his friends here. So it's positive. And let's talk about it dumb this other person is. We're not like angry about it. And we're having a good laugh and writing jokes about it.

You can do about 40 scrolls in this direction safely and get to see some of the stuff. But basically, it's great. It's very Pacific Northwest. You look so young here. I know. Isn't that weird? I was thinking the same thing. Well, now I have a kid.

You know how it is. Oh, I know a lot of it's the... It's only been seven years. I mean, seven years is a long time. But, I mean, it was fucking sheep. 50 pounds ago. Everywhere. 50's high.

You love 50. Remember we had that other incident? You're really bad at guessing. We had that other incident, you're like, we were talking about some very attractive woman, you're like, just got to lose 50 pounds. I'm like, that lady weighs 120 pounds. At 70, she'd be fuckable. But that's what Ari like.

Ari's like, you got to lose 50 pounds. Do you know how much weight 50 pounds? I've lost 50. I got to lose 20 right now. That was probably 30 pounds ago, though. But I'm also beefier, too. I also like a trip where I'm working out, weirdly. I hate set it.

I mean, I'll take a good lying on the beach, but I also really enjoy swimming a lot when I'm at the beach. I just don't want to get super fat on vacations. Super fat, yeah. That sounds very fatphobic, but that's where I'm at. Also, the food there's better. This is, like, kind of ideal, like, British Isles hiking. Well, it feels very Pacific Northwest, very great, like dark, rich greens, moist.

A lot of waterfalls are happening. dark brown dirt Yeah stone houses It's always funny too You're always are like Isn't it great we're walking in the rain And then when you're here you're like It's raining I can't come out

Right Like I was joking with my friend She's like after the wedding we took acid And we walked home in the rain And it was wonderful and then we got back home I'm leaving work She's like can you get me some cigarettes It's raining I'm like

Why don't you just take some acid And just enjoy your walk to do some acid. It was a lot of babbling Brooks, a lot of that kind of stuff. I mean, the difference, Peru is like you go through climates where you're getting snow and then hot, but whales was just, it was just beautiful and awesome. But then we had the other one, we went to Penny Farm. What is that?

That's like P-E-N-Y-F-A-R, right? Yeah, Penn slash Y-S-Far. Not the penny-farving. Can I tell you why this one was particularly, like, difficult for me? Yeah. No fucking switchbacks. And this hike, what was fun about... So you went straight up?

Yeah, and the incline was actually pretty intense. We did get to a switch, a spiral. Like these kind of steps? Yeah, those are beautiful. Oh, that's okay. Yeah, those are okay. I like a switchback. So Penny Farm was fun because...

Wow, what is this? That's so cool, looking. That's so pretty. Go back to the waterfall. That's Brecken Beacons. Wow. So this hike was fun, too, because we were driving, and I'll tell you, I'll get to where we were.

fucked up. We were driving. A lot of lakes, too. We were driving back to return the car and then take a train back to Cardiff. So we were driving back and it was our last day. We had to return the car at a certain time and I was like, let's get one last

hike in, this penny farm, it's on the way. I heard it's great. And then we started driving down these like one-way words. One-way. One-way roads where it's one lane but two ways. You have to like pull over it. And it was all these huge hedges. It was like 10 foot hedges.

So you couldn't see anywhere you were going. In the countryside, there's times where my parents talked about this when they did the kind of insane trip, they talked about like you'd have to stop the car and somebody would have to get onto the roof of the car and be like... Yeah. You could never tell if traffic was coming. It almost felt like you just hope for some divine intervention that there's not another car speeding down when you take a turn. Because the hedges are too... You can't see any ongoing traffic.

Wow, it's so weird. So you feel like you're an adult? fucking maze. Yeah. Beautiful that is. Yeah, this is the top of Fadry far. So you can see it there. So we did this last second trip.

We were like, okay, we have to return the car by whatever it was, 6 p.m. We got here at like 2 p.m. Wow, look at that. You see forever. Oh yeah. And it's straight up. No switchback.

You start at the ground, you walk up, and it's just a steady incline. And then you get to kind of like a steep incline that could be like a lake. I think there was like a lake down there. Lots of sheep too, which was fun to watch them run and herd. Yeah.

And then that kind of ended up getting light, because now we're getting closer to the top. But yeah, that one, it wasn't until then that it got a little easier. But for about half an hour, or maybe even longer, it took a long time to climb. Oh, it was hours. It was a couple hours. Steady incline, and then this is the best, similar to the breakfast, Sarah's like, all right, I'm calling it.

I'm good here. And I was like, but it's right there. I thought there's like this steeper incline where, and I just gave up. And Joe's like this. Sarah, if you do not come, you will be so disappointed in yourself. And I have to tell you, it's such a great analogy in my career. Just see it through, please. Because it plateaus, and it's the thing we were looking at.

It's this huge, like, circle plateau that probably took four million years to flatten out like this. and you can see the entire nation 360 degrees. And the sun's coming through the cloud. So it looks like a place that you could be great for where aliens could beam you up. It looks like a great alien abduction place. I'm going to say we did a three-hour hike and with like 12 minutes left, Sarah's like, I'm calling it. I can't do it anymore. There wasn't even like, oh, let's just get to this point and then we'll call it.

It was the end of the thing. It was like the top. Can I also tell you what's also really funny? when you do these things and you're wearing your hiking boots and you're like, this is like terrain and you get up there and there's like a four-year-old wearing conversees that is not, their feet are fine. And you're like, that's no big deal at all. But now having a kid, his fucking father probably carried him three quarters of the way.

Did I took, did you do Arthur Seaton in Edinburgh? Did we ever climb that hike? I don't know what that is. No, no, no. It's like Central Park there. But like, yeah, I took DeRosa. I was like, let's just climb it. It takes like an hour.

Yeah. And it's like, it's all roundabout to expire. It's like not difficult. Yeah. And he did this, he quit like 10 minutes ago. He's like, nah. I'm like, bro, it's right there. We're going to touch a fucking ancient stone.

No. Dude, it's too hard. And same thing six-year-olds are passing us. Yeah. Well, I was, I was grateful that Joe is like, you have to. You have to do it. You have to do it. But I had that.

It was like, overruled. Overruled. That's so dumb. It is. Yeah, there are times where you're like that is. dumb, you have to do it. I just thought it was going to be a steeper climb. That's why I didn't want to do it.

Right. But it was a mountain that's like, it's a mountain like this, and then the trail goes up the top. So it's like you could fall either way. So it's like the most beautiful kind of hike. Also the history with that was, there was like a little kid grave up there and they were like, back in like a few hundred years ago, some five-year-old went missing and they found him dead up there. And you're like, how the fuck did he get up here? That's where the guy that left him. That's how. Dad's like, we shouldn't get going.

We also went to the smallest house in Great Britain. We saw this little fucking thing. There's so many, like, depressed. I don't want to say, I guess it's depressing to me, but towns that you're like, how do you guys make income here? Like, how are you supporting yourselves? It's just a post office and then a B&B. I don't know how I'm like, I feel like I'm 300 years old.

I'm like blown away. I'm like, look at this. It's online. It's so funny. It says the smallest house in Great Britain, and there's some crazy, whatever the fuck this language is. Yeah, that's the fucking Ilyphal.

But then in the window, there's a picture of that house, and it says the smallest house in Great Britain. And then it goes, Iteliflu, whatever. Open daily. But it's a picture of its own house. It's like, yeah, we see the sign right there. Oh, yeah, Conway Castle.

We went there, too. Yeah. We had fish and chips everywhere. We had 100% fish and chips. Oh, this is the smallest size of Great Britain. Yep. Yeah, we didn't even know that. We just stumbled upon it.

We stumbled upon it. Did you go in? No, it's close, I think. Yeah. And someone just lives there, yeah. It's not. It's lame. Smallest house, there it is.

It's like I'm doing pretty well. No, that was tremendous. What were the other things we were going to talk about that were so interesting? A big, big hike? Well, we had one where David had told us directions that was a really great one. That was the one with the coast. David's your father? David's the father speaker on the trip.

That one was on the coast and the waves were amazing because it was just tumultuous. Oh, that's right. And we had, I think we just kind of inadvertently found, because he told us, but it was so confusing. Well, so that was the thing. There's no signage. No, there's no signage. They tell you like 10 directions in a row and you're like, you see me not writing this down. There's no way I'm getting these.

Well, but we ended up finding it. We loved it because this is the other thing. There's big gates and Sarah would have to keep getting out and swinging open these gates. That was what was so fun. You always think you're on people's private property. Yeah, and we drove past it like 12 times because it was so like unassuming. It was like this big gate covered in brush and everything. So we kept driving past it where like it's got to be this one.

But you have this thought as Americans that you're like, what if this is the wrong gate? And someone just unloads a fucking AK-47 on us. But eventually she pulled it and it would be like an eight-foot gate. And she'd have to pull it and I would drive through and then she would close it and jump back in the car. That was fucking awesome. You feel like you're going to a hideaway? And it was so windy. Remember it?

It was like crazy. Like my wig almost blew off. It was fucking nuts. My bald spots were showing. Oh, Sarah was just... Do you have to wear a wig with those curls there? Anytime you're like weighing in on anything? No, Sarah's bald spots were on full display.

Oh, here's a video. Oh, it's just, but that one was tons of sheep. There we are. But just like amazing, like three lakes next to each other. Yeah. You just got yourself a comb over. Joe's got amazing hair It's not dandelion hair

We were at the barbershop today And the kid's barbershop And she was like, your hair is unbelievable Are you taking a shit there? Sarah's just sitting there crying Sarah's sad Stop with the phone air

She's like I miss David I don't know It was fucking awesome It was the best trip of my life So then what did you do after the hikes You just stayed You went back to Not get somewhere of it

This is always difficult I find food to be difficult If you're not in a Maine City. Food in Britain in general is hard. They have like hamburgers that are brown and dry. There's like, I guess, bangers and you have like beef stew.

I do like scones with clotted cream in the afternoon with an English breakfast tea. Just occurred to me we never had Indian food. We should have done that. I love Indian food there. They love curries. But yeah, we had fish and chips five million times and... That's got to be your like, your chicken

parham for over there. A hundred percent. Yeah. Which is also because my parents, we just got back from Europe and my parents left America for the first time. They went with you? They came and stayed with us. They went to London and then also Dublin. I think that's probably why we didn't do Curry because you can only get it in London and we weren't there that.

But we could have done it before, I guess. But man, it was hilarious. I mean, they are just classic. It's a story I quote a lot where you're telling him, it's like, oh my God, Brazilian steak. It was like, oh, didn't we have Brazilian steak on that? On the Disney cruise. And then change the subject. And you're like, all right, guys.

It's actually the basis of this podcast. You know how no one cares? I do care, want to hear about it. No, no, they were hilarious. I mean, they had some funny moments. I got them at the Air Lingus Lounge. They've never been to a lounge before. How'd you get them in?

We bought. It was only $45. You bought it. It's very cunning. We got, Joe did. Let me just clarify, I don't make any money. My tickets got us in. That was the funny thing the lady said, too.

Our tickets got us in, and me and Sarah and Marty each had a ticket, so we each had a thing, and then two guest passes was like $45 or something like that. But we're like, we're going to spend it at the diners or whatever that's nearby. The lady goes, I'll tell you what, I'll credit

the boy's ticket, a two-year-old son his ticket to one of them, so you only have to buy one pass, and I'm like this, yeah, that's what we're doing. You're not, come on. Like, when you're going to charge the fucking, the two-year-old time? You already thought that. Yeah, I'm like, he's literally a

sleep. He was literally napping. I'm like, of course. So anyways, he had to bed, one pass, and then my dad asked the lady, he goes, you got any local beers? And it's a help yourself, it's not even a bar. It's like refrigerators with beer. And the lady, it was a Russian lady working there, she goes, Budweiser.

We're in London. It's like, this isn't a place to be like, can I get a local beer? It's like, open the fridge and drink anything free. They had Bush Mills, whiskey, wine, beer. Did we ever share the story when we went to Palm Springs to eat at this Mexican restaurant? And he's like, what beers do you have, Joe's dad?

And she's like, LIS, Corona, Deseke's, Taccati, Bud Light, Coorslight, just a long list of kind of beers like in that world. And then he's like, do you get any Sam Adams? You're like, no. Why would she, she would tell you that. Very clearly American. Palm Springs, Mexican, like Mexican Mexican people restaurant. But you're like, you got Sam Adams over there. She had a Sam Adams.

You got Boston Lager here? Anyways, no, they were fucking hilarious. And my mother, we went to Dublin and she was like, I thought this was going to be like green grass and sheep. I'm like, well, this is the city. We're in Dublin. It's a proper city. When you're in Wales, was there anything like you were like,

you were like, fuck, I wish we had done that? No, because we did the one real city. I think you can ski in Snowdonio when it's more winter time. Is that what they call it that? Probably. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Oh, but here's where we fucked up.

Sorry, I know you have questions. No regrets a good one. The big fuck-up was, and I forgot about this until the other day, until Sarah reminded me, I tacked out. We know this comic. Maybe you've done Bergen, Norway, Christopher. I've done it a few times, and I was like, we're there. And he offered, he's like, you're going to be in London, come do this.

And I was like, well, we'll make more money. We'll pay for the trip. And we had been in Wales for six days in London for four days and hiked and traveled and done the thing. Just like, ah, we're serene. And it was amazing. And then it was like, oh, now we have a four-hour flight north and have to work. Adding work or another thing.

On the tail end. Big fuck-up. You want it in the beginning. You want it in the beginning. Get it out of the way. And they'd be like, sick now I'm done. Yeah, even if it's like, I'm doing two weeks before and just one show, it's already there. The last two days, you're like, let me think about my bits.

What am I going to say here? Right. Yeah, you start doing a countdown. But even vacation in general, just don't push it. Don't go to a second location. It's like getting abducted. You just give your wallet and then you're like, I can't go to the other place.

Oh, you're going to be there? You want to come to a completely other country as long as they're there. I'm already, you know, my first time about Australia, be like, yeah, got to go to New Zealand. I'm like, well, I'm not, why? Right. That's far. It's like being like, you're going to L.A.,

you've got to come to Seattle. Yeah, it is like that. It's almost exactly like that. I get that way, when we have family from South Africa come visit the states and they'll be like in California, and then we kind of get quietly butt hurt. They didn't come see us in Texas, but you're like, yeah, it's not close. It's not close.

Yeah, it's stupid. But you can't help, I'd be like, but you, why can't you just swing to us? Well, I remember thinking that when, we had a high school exchange student when I was in high school, and he was from France, and I was like, oh, what's Paris like? And he's like, I've never been. And I was like, what the fuck? That's the only city there. But then you're like, oh, it's like the equivalent of meeting an American and being like, what's L.A. like, I don't know. I'm from Charlotte.

I didn't go there. The best was in Ecuador correcting people on the geography of their own country. Yeah. I went there to the north, like, is that the north or south? Like, it's definitely the north. I was there last week.

Right. Yeah, we had to go north. But anyways, yeah. I mean, the trip was mostly... Do you guys ever fight traveling together? Is it ever, like, friction? Couples traveling is a different way to travel. I don't feel like it.

I don't know. I can't remember ever being like... Fuck you! No, we don't... I don't think we fight. I think when we were, we did Belfast, this last thing, because it was like Joe went there for work and we had no one to like babysit Joe, it rained. No one to babysit Joe. I had no one to babysit.

Marty, that there was no like playground. So Marty and I were just kind of like stuck in the hotel. And I felt like we had, it felt tension there a little bit. Yeah. But not in a super negative way. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it's just like, I don't want to do that today.

Right. Especially after a certain, if it's a week, you're like, well, we're all kind of probably want to do the same thing. And then longer than that, it becomes like, now I wanted to do this. Right. And the other person's like, well, I have no interest in that. Right. No, I never really have that.

I don't know. I would see couples in, like, the subway and stuff. I saw a couple the other day being like, I can't win with you. And they were like, well, I don't know what to tell you. And you're like this. I don't know. We're never really those people. When I see it publicly, I'm like, this is so far past the disagreement.

This is like habitual with you guys. To go public with a fight is so nuts. I don't care who sees me. We're having it out right now. Don't have to do this. Yeah, I don't have that. Also on vacation for me... You're on vacation.

I'm just never happier ever when I'm traveling. I think we're always in the zone. We're on vacation. Because all external shit, like our day-to-day life and time challenges that we deal with, plummets. Are gone. We are the team. Right.

So if you have any friction, it's like, well, it's way less friction than my normal life. So it's still like, it went from a 90 to a six. And we have a goal together. Well, I also think with vacation, the great thing about vacation is, and this is what we talk about because we don't drink. What you miss, what I really miss about drinking is the feeling of everyone together being like, we don't give a fuck. Forget all the stuff. We are letting go completely. It's weirdly meditative to drink.

The problem is when you're done meditating, you fucked your ex-girlfriend and shit on the friend's house. again, DeRosa. But it's like that feeling of... The letting go. I'm letting go this day. I'm not trying anymore. Let's get drunk. And that's what vacation feels like is like I'm not thinking about any...

And I don't respond to texts or email or anything when I'm on a trip. That's so smart. You too? I let at least one... I get to do one hour of catch up with stuff because I can't let stuff go. But I get really bad. You know, someone's like, when can we do this? and you're like, I can't let two weeks go by without talking to them.

Yeah, you got to tell everybody. But it's not in my mindset. I'm going to be gone. I'm actually going to be out of touch. Yeah. So there's not like in an emergency. It's like just I won't be there. Right.

But you've got to really let people know way ahead of time so they can plan for it. Yeah. If we want to do it responsibly. I do like an out of office reply. That's so fun. It's so fun to have people. You know you're going to hurt them. I just got one too.

I'm off on vacation in Wales. It's respected too. I just got reached out to somebody to do a clip for me and They are on vacation, and I was like, respect. Nice. Vacation of this day and age? Wow. I will not be answering from 6-2 to 6-7.

Well, that's 6-7. Well, that's what I just, I love so much about trip. And that's what we just did this two-week trip to all these countries. And the thing I actually realized until I get home that I love the most was we weren't podcasting. Yeah. I hate podcasting. I mean, I hate it. It's getting to be too much.

It's too much. It can be a time suck for creative endeavors. It's another one I quote it when I was like, we were doing that two cigars, two comics. And you and you were like, we spent 45 minutes and we're like, okay, can we turn this off and talk real shit about people? Well, remember when we went to the fucking, I got furious with you years ago. We went to the avalanche game. You're trying to smuggle microphones in.

I'm like, I can't podcast at a hockey game. It's like people sitting with us. Oh, yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's like taking a FaceTime in public. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little too much when you're just like,

can we just have a conversation or just be quiet for a bit? Well, my thing is... Sometimes I like a good silence. Yeah. Look out the window as you're driving, both quiet and just both looking out of their sides. Or one of you and the other one's

scrolling Instagram. Either way. Yeah. But, no, I mean, like, the hard thing for podcast is it's like, I actually love it and it and it's fun. You make money and you joke around. And fans love it,

and it's fun to get to have that. But it's not art. No. It's like, I want to write a movie and take photographs and do comedy. And podcasts, I'm like, would you blow your dad for a hundred bucks? You're like, you might be good at it or bad at it, but it's like, do you really put a lot of thought into how these are going to be going? Right. Right.

I've never cared enough about podcasts. Right. Give a phone. Just stand up and that's it. Yeah. Right. if it was a good source of income for me, I would have.

Yeah, but then it's a job, but you don't really care. But it's such a time commitment. I mean, to have an obligation every week. Every week, it doesn't end. Yeah. I like this one, I could build up ahead of time

and take months off. Yeah, that's nice. Batching is better. Yeah, this will be out in late October. No, it's like, yeah. Is that right? I don't know. We might be in Texas.

Should we announce it now? I mean, I've talked about it on every podcast. But also, then it gets nice out here, and you're like this, What am I talking about? Yeah, right now, you gotta want to go after October. Yeah, whenever the weather. I will say, the only thing I'm traveling I get a little tired about it, I get tired of

like living out of my suitcase and wearing the same thing over and over again. That does. And the packing, especially when you're going different cities. Yeah. And then we've seen how you unpack. I just, I unpack. I let it out. I let it out.

I don't know how you do it. Even for two days and then we're going off somewhere else. I'm like this. It takes you eight hours to get. all your shit back together again, right? Oh, it takes quite some time. Yeah. I just told the story when we were in Key West.

You were like, I landed in Key West, and I was like, I'll be right over, and I came, and it looked like, I can't even describe it. It looked like you opened your suitcase and shook it as you did laps around the house. I couldn't believe it. There was clothes over there and over there. There was a dildo and come and fucking bed sheets. I was like, what? Wait until I get hot.

Adrian comes in sometimes to my hotel, and she goes nothing like that. And then she'd be like, why are they just rappers everywhere? Like, what do you mean? Like, Eminem, Sir Mixelot? Eminem's. You got me on Eminem. Sir Mixelot sounds like Candy. Like a rapper.

Eminem was the first great one because it was a really could have gone out of the way. Right. That was great. Thank you very much. Yeah. Yeah, I'm like, oh, where's my thing I need? Do you get souvenirs when you go on trips? I will.

Souvenirs is a good topic. Thank you. I like to get natural souvenirs. No, stupid ears. A rock. You have stupid ears? A rock from somewhere. Oh, that's a burden.

So you're just carrying heavy rocks. Fuck off. Fuck you. I invited you over here. You're mad at me? I'm pretty mad. Why? No.

Oh. Yeah, something that is unique from there. Or if I need something, then I'm like, if I don't have a bathing suit, I'm like, you know what? I'll wait. I'll get it in an ice line. That's your souvenir? I got a lot of bathing suits in the world. I had your bathing suit for a little.

like a year once. By the way, my travel... I haven't punched you down to give you a bathing suit. My blue bathing suit. It's burned into my head. That fucking blue one piece. One of my travel tips,

and I tell this to Sarah, it never gets through to her. We've bought 50... One of our number one things we do is buy a lady's bathing suit on the road. Really? One of my travel tips, take a bathing suit,

swim suit, put it in your suitcase, let it live in your suitcase. The travel suitcase. It takes up no space. A travel bathing suit, I meant. And then you just have a bathing suit. I think so many people just think like, oh, I'm going to Detroit.

I'm not going to swim there, and then you get to a hotel and you're like, die of, da-da-da-a. Yeah, it's so annoying. Or a steam room. Another annoying thing when traveling is I, your England collected so much data for me because all their menus are QR codes. And you start getting like subscriptions. You're like, what, dude, I just wanted to eat here.

I didn't consent to signing up for anyone you do business with. I got up to five apps. I had Scott Rail, Irish Rail, EU cars. Rent portals. It's insane. No, I had 50 apps for the trip. Well, that was what was hard about this trip we just did is, and we were talking about things you get sick of on Trout. Because we were bouncing around and I had my parents, we were taking buses every day, trains every day. So half my vacation was being like, okay, we got to take that, which I do love for a while until the 17th day.

He becomes the guy that we're like, where are we going? Yeah, you're like, okay, we're going to take the thing. phone to like have to do this constantly. Yeah. That's when it's nice to have someone else planning. Like, I'm just going to go wherever you guys are going. Even if I see the direction is that way, if we're going, I'm not weighing in. Well, I love being that guy and I take pride in it.

But by the 16th day, you're like, I can't look at bus schedules anymore. It's making me. Yeah. Can we share, I wish we could share the lady that we took a photo of at Bell Felt. We sent it to you. I mean, you can put it up. Who gives a show? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, Ari, you have it because I sent it in the thread. Yeah, hold on. I do have it. But I have the photo. I showed Jordan Jetson. She's like, that can't be real. It was one of the things, like, couldn't stop laughing. And I know it says it's at someone else's expense, but, like, come on.

When you're walking out of the house like this. I like the idea that you're like, we can't show this on Ari's show. Ari's like maybe first and last. I'll have to see if it's a, I have to figure it out here. What are you crazy? I think it's in my favorite. I got it right here. It's fucking nuts.

I say this is a Belfast's 8. The craziest photo is the full photo because, but I don't want to share with my son in it, but it's like me and my two-year-old. A lovely photo. Yeah, it's my son sitting on my lamp on a double-decker bus and this fucking... It was also one of those moments too

when we're on the bus. Joe had recalled the memory. He's like, you know, there's two women that were laughing hysterically, and he thought it was a snafu that he did. Yeah. So I got on the bus and the ticket didn't work. Everyone's about you scan, it didn't work.

And then the guy, I heard him say something, I couldn't understand the accent. So I got up with my son in my hand to go scan. I was like, oh, he wants me to rescan. And the bus had started moving. So like we went flying. The guy was like, I mean, look at this. She looks like she's, zoom out a bit.

Don't show him, but zoom out some. And then she looks like she's putting a curse on you. Like a Romanian gipsy curse. Yeah, it looks like Sam Ramey film. And no, and I'm taking the photo. It's obviously I'm taking a photo of. of her. No, I didn't even think about it.

You were not. I had clocked her before she went on the bus. Did she draw in her eyes angry? Can I just say somebody? She was like, I want people to know I'm upset. I showed this to a friend, and we were talking about, like, you would think that she would get a natural brawl lift from the tight bun. Yeah. But no.

No, she drew them lower. She drew them lower because she, so if she takes the bun out, those are below the eye. Those are dropping below the eye level. And look it, it's almost a unibrow, and then she was like, ah, fuck, I did one. And then just took a little eraser. It's enough for a little eraser had to get into the center. In the middle. It's unbelievable.

Yeah, it doesn't match. It doesn't look like any eyebrow that's ever eyebrowed before. I also think. There's no lift to it. She probably has massive headaches from how tight that bun is. And I also think how good that would feel to take that out at the end of the day. You just have it stick? Yeah.

Or then being washed. and wave your head from side. I know. You're almost there. That'd be a good comb over, just get it on top and cover up. But you're like, you know, you just want to help someone like that. Oh, my God, if you hold onto the button, she looks so much sadder. Yeah.

She's like, looks at her way, just like, oh, my life sucks. Well, she's got some problems. Well, you know, I can make it a little bit better. Just a few tweaks The deep set of her eyeball She's tired, y'all Her nose and mouth look like Danny DeVito's penguin In Batman Returns

She kind of has a DeVito penguin look Yeah, she does Right And the outfit, kind of, if you score it down a little, look She's got a black... Stripes that matches her eyebrows? She's Danny DeVito. Can you better...

Hey, YMH Or if you're Jorge, you want to try it But if not, YMH, put a side-by-side with heard her to Danny DeVito as a penguin. Yeah. I'll see that. Let's see what we come up with. Interesting.

Well, yeah, that also UK was interesting too because, you know, you watch Love Island and you're like, where are they finding these girls? And you're like, oh, no, they're all over Britain. Those girls wear so many fake eyelashes and tons of pancakey makeup. And who's-hmm? That is amazing. I found that. Wow.

Oh, bless her heart. Oh, yeah, he's got to put it up in a bun. Look at the nose and the mouth crease. Oh, my God. That's pretty close. She should do stand-up comedy, and I mean that. She would. If she just told me about her day.

Oh, my God. And didn't even try to be funny. I bet you she's funnier than most people. I don't know, guys. Yes. What's the next place for you guys? I really want to go to Columbia. So Sarah, who's the guy you fall?

that did the thing about going places. I don't know his name, but it went viral a few months ago. The guy that was like, he does these quick 24-hour trips as far as like Brazil. That's interesting. He goes, you get there early in the morning. You can do a whole day and then you can leave at night. Wow, really. And there are generally some places that you could get enough.

You got to have an airport close to town. Yeah. I think Barcelona was one of those places. If you landed in Newark at 7, you're getting to Manhattan, like 1045. Well, we had this. Barcelona, really? Yeah.

And he did several places that were like that. He went far. But we just did like, we went to Edinburgh. That's the way we started. That was our port of entry. And we had the best day there because we got there at 10 o'clock in the morning. You're kind of loopy. And you can't get into a hotel yet.

Yeah. So you have to like just buy time. We went out. We did Edinburgh. It was fucking great. And then that night you're like, if I woke up tomorrow morning, I went back to the airport and flew back. We're good.

We got it. It's not crazy. Yeah. So I would take that idea and be like two days. But so now we have the baby, but I was just thinking I'm like, we could go to Columbia on a Friday morning, get a hike in, some coffee, chill. Next morning, do like a serious hike and then be back Sunday. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Or something like that. I mean, not necessarily Columbia, but like. What changed my mind about traveling, meaning like you don't really, you don't have to put too much thought in. to it. You really don't. Especially regular people who have regular jobs are like, fuck Thanksgiving already. Just leave Wednesday night,

come back Sunday. Yeah, go to a place. Go to a place where they don't do it, so it's not even packed or anything. Right. And Spain, I'd really like to go to Spain. I don't know the Pyrenees. I want to do that well-known hike

that everyone talks about that's like 500 miles where you stop off in these cool towns. And I can speak a little of Spain. From like into France to Spain. Yeah, something like that. Not Ruth. Michelle Wolf ran it.

I can believe it. Wait, what is it called? Like politically. Camino. Camino San Diego? Camino de. That girl can do anything. She sets her mind to it.

Those Camino. No, so, and then we want to come back. The whole point of our UK trip we just got back from was to visit you. Yeah. And you weren't there. People love that. They love that you weren't there. Oh, they think it's the funniest.

You said you were going. Will I be there? And I go, yeah, I think I will. No, no, no. No. You said, I'm going this day and whatever. Are you going to be there? No, that was after the initial, you're moving. So I was like, great. And then after we booked, I was like, you're going to be there. Will you be there? I'm like, yes, I will. Yeah. No, we booked the whole tour. No, because my agent was like, I don't understand. Ari's not there. But. Yeah, I was ready to do a guest spot for you. It would have been sick. I was planning on getting there late March. We didn't see Tim Dillon there. He was there, though. So funny. I reached out to him. I go, are you in Linklin?

Because I saw him on Pierce Morgan. And I was like, oh, we're there. He's like, I'd love to catch up. And then he just reaches out to Joe only. And then cancels twice. Multiple times. I'm coming to the show. We'll have, three different times.

Never saw them. There's nobody who cancels more. No offense, Mark? I know you're a big canceler. Well, Mark doesn't cancel. He goes, ah, I got hit by a cab. There's no one. We had all these plans to go see the Knicks

game one. Like, what are we going to do? We got to go watch. This is five days ago. Like, all right, okay, what are our options? Like, well, we can go to a fucking sports bar. Sam's out of town. I think he's going.

He'd have to party. He was there. So I'm like, do you know anyone who has a house? Obviously, Mark, you do. But whatever. And he goes, no, let's get a comedy club to show. I'm like, oh, look into the Brooklyn rooms. You know those.

Who are you talking about? Norman. Oh, right. I forgot that he's a Knicks fan as in January. I mean, whatever. You've got to support the home team. He also says we. He's a we guy.

He's like, we won. I'm like, you're already we? He's me. I don't think you know what a free throw is. He's saying we. I can't abide this marks of sports fan. But I'm like, I see, we tried the seller. Like, hey, let us in the new room.

Let us all just have a party there. She was like, zero chance. And so I was like, all right, well, let me know what the Brooklyn rooms. And then that morning, he's like, you're going to hate me. I took spots. Well, that's the funniest idea of Mark being a big Knicks fan. I'm like, he will not watch a single minute of the game because he'll be doing spots. To watch at the bar in New York Comedy Club.

Yeah. Sort of. I love being in the same city as a comic that you are our friends with. I think it's fun. Yeah, it's great. So I like, Yeah, live for it. Yeah, listen to go out.

Yeah, listen to see it's a movie. Like, you're a crossed down? I love it so much I just booked a UK tour. You didn't come. Let him down. Let him down. But one of the trips I wanted to do before, and so this is, I talked about unique ways of finding places to go travel. When we were at the Airbnb in Wales,

I was eavesdropping. Catch this lady off the screen. Yeah, crazy. I was eavesdropping on the people eating breakfast, and the woman was talking about how York is the most beautiful city in the world, and it's just, and if you look at York, it's crazy. It's like the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. So 2020, that was the plan, was to go to York,

and there's a national park there that's on the coast in England. I forgot the name of it. It's on the east coast of England next to York. So that's the ship I really want to do. And now I've never toured those northern cities. like Liverpool, Leeds, Manchester. So I think the next trip might be doing Newcastle.

All these places. Scarborough. Yeah, North York Moores National Park. That's the one. I also, there's... And nothing could kill you there. We have a pub called Ptollam... Well, not we, but there's a family pub called Ptolemash Arms.

Oh. That I was one of the flattest flat tires. It was like, we have to... The Taliban... My family has a dub-dub. And so you want to go see it? Well, it's not like... Yes, I do.

I want to go to Talamash Arms. And relapse. And relapse, yeah. That's a place to relapse. Oh, that is a thing. All right, so Pyrenees, the Ruta de Santiago, and Colombia. Yeah. Those are all great.

And York. And York. You know, I would also like to do Asia. But I want to do a food tour. With Joe, it's going to be a lot of that. I know. I'm going to go to rehab for my Asian voice. I think I would do South Asia.

Like, I want to do Vietnam, Thailand. I want to eat Malaysian food. I want Rendang. I just want to eat food. Brian Redbane? Brian Redbane. Rendang is amazing. Rundang.

I read a list of best foods in the world at Time Magazine. And that was number one. Red dang? Rendang. Rendang. I got a purple dog. So good. In Indonesia.

Wait, wait, I remember this from a thing. Yeah. Be friend on. I made somebody at Barstool in Chicago make it. I think it's Malaysian. Had no. Because I would eat it at this place called Malaysian grill on the Upper West Side. Indonesia and Malaysia is like the same shit.

Yeah, it's so good. Oh, is it? I mean, it's like region. Where are we having dinner tonight? They got General Sao? Mission Chinese. They're back. They're back, baby.

All right, let's wrap this up. Let's go. Guys. I got a plate of my underwear. Any quick questions? Rapid fire. No, well, we did, we did, what's it called throughout? Tips?

Oh, tips? You have one? You did one? I have no tips. I'm still trying to figure out how to pack. You have tips? You have tips? You have tips?

Oh, it's so good. Get a good suitcase when you're traveling. My wheels kept breaking it. Well, Sarah's suitcase is from my parents. One year, by the way, funny story. Christmas, I got zero gift from my parents. My sister, my wife, my wife, I confused my wife's sister. My wife got a lovely matching set suitcase for my parents, and they gave me zero things.

But then the wheel just broke because it was from marshals. And had a good run. It did. It's just, I need, like, off-terrain wheels because you're on cobblestones and Europe roads and your wheel. I don't know. It can't take it. You need, like, lower side. And you want one of the suitcases where the wheels swivel.

Mm-hmm. I got a tip. And we just did this. We stayed in Soho, as we always do in London. And there's the camera, not museum. Photography? Photography fucking place. That's awesome.

You know, I'm a lover of photography. We each guy got his and hers, black and white, instant cameras. Black and white film. Disposable. And then you just add disposable camera. That's the word. I was looking forward. Not instant.

Disposable camera. So, yeah. You each take your pictures when it's time. You only get 20 or 40, whatever. Yeah, 27 or something like that, I think. Yeah. And then you're like, take them wisely and then let's look at them in like a month. Yeah.

That's sick. Relive it. Yeah. That's a fucking solid one. There you go. Sarah. I mean, I guess it's half yours because you fucking, you guys split everything now because you're married.

Right. So great tips, Sarah and Joe. Yeah, you're welcome. I was breaking down real quick. I just wanted to, I did this on the trip. I was breaking down, George Carlin had that bit about one hour photo and he's like, well, what is this? One hour, you got to see it, one hour,

you just saw the fucking thing. But I was like, well, the point is that, like, you get the service done quickly. You don't have to wait three days. You go do your laundry and come right back. Yeah, you drop it off, and then you have your photos. You didn't just see him.

You had the film in your pocket for... Drop it and throw it to the... Did you take a picture of the one-hour place? Fuck George Carlin. No, I took the photos six months ago, but now I can drop it off, go to Burger King, eat lunch, come back and get my photos.

Why would you want to come back three days later? There are bits in life that you hear that you're like, it's not logical, you maniac. Well... You're mental. I think Dana Gould had a joke about George Carlin when he was like,

George Collin had the joke, Get on the plane. Get on the plane. Fuck you. I'm getting in the plane. Dana Gould goes, all right, George. I think you, I think you knew what they were.

I think. Seinfeld had the same bit, but he goes, you don't take an Uber. You take a cab. You drive way. You drive in, your drive way. He's like, all right,

well, you know what they're doing. When have you ever laughed at stuff like that? I'm like, oh, yeah, I wonder how the etymology of that word is. It's interesting. Get on the plane. I'm getting in the plane. All right, George.

This is from the guys who are currently feeling very gruntled. Okay, George. All right, boys. Thank you very much. Everybody check out. I'll do an outro later. That's a woman. That's a woman.

No, plural boys. Yeah. Enveloped. That was fun. Great job, Jorge on the ones and two. Jorge killing it, improving every episode. These will be out of order. You'll see how good he is, and you'll know what order we taped in.

As he shows improvement of these 10 or so we do here. Oh, do we plug things? I'll plug them when it comes out. Your dates and all your shit. If you have a special coming out, I'll save it for then. Yeah. But both these guys are in the show at the end right now at R.Hafir.com. You can get each of the episodes.

You actually were not in the fuck episode. You were in the I'm a Failure episode. Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering. What the hell did you fuck? I thought I was your first lover. Shane, Sam Talent, Robert Kelly, Soder. Right.

Yeah. And I'm with fucking Slappy White. Jordan Jensen and Roy Wood Jr. They're both great, obviously. Anyway, guys, thank you. Yeah, thank you, buddy. Let's go eat some dinner. Boom.

Haven't heard from my babies. Damn, nice episode. Nice non-comedy-related episode. I know a lot of people go, a lot of the critiques of the show is that, you know, all the comedians on, I'll just talk about stuff they've done for stand-up.

But that's not really true. I actually don't really talk much about the shows at all, unless they've been in really weird places like when Tom Rhodes came on and talked about performing in Mongolia. I find that very interesting. But generally, I try to keep them away from, one, the stand-up stuff, and two, politics.

There's no politics in Wales. I don't even think it's a country. I think it's a non-associated region of the United Kingdom. It's coming home, by the way. Hopefully, hopefully they beat Norway because this podcast, bumper is recorded before the Norway game. Oh, my God, dude, the fucking... Okay, so pubs here close early, 11, sometimes 12, and the last UK game, last England game,

excuse me, against Mexico, was started at 1 a.m. here. And by royal decree, the pubs were allowed to stay up to 5 a.m., which was lucky because I was like, they only need 3, 3.30 max. No, the game was delayed by an hour for lightning strikes. Dude, I was literally falling asleep at the cup pub before the show started, before the game started. And when it did, man, the energy was there. What a game. I've never seen defense. Like, in the month I've been following. soccer. That's right. Associated. Associated. That's what soccer comes up.

The football association. Sok. That's right. Soccer is the real term, not football. Also in Victoria Park, where football kind of started. It's coming home. Guys, it's coming home. God, I hope they beat Norway. This will be so stupid. God, it was electric. Everybody's like screaming at the ref at the other team. wank, wanka. It was so fun. It was so fun being here. My stuff's been in storage for over a year.

I still feel like I'm traveling, and it's been legitimately wonderful to be here, be associated with these people. I came right from the New York Knicks winning a title and that whole title run where I was a bandwagon fan, but the New York Knicks fans were like, you can be a bandwagon fan. It's been long enough since we've been a title contender that we'll allow you in. It was great. The whole city came alive. And man, England is coming alive for the the English football team. It's coming home. Wanka, wanker. Oh, and then when he hit it, go.

So I watched one game at a Gunner pub, and when Harry Kane scored like, Harry Kane, he spits when he talks, Harry Kane, he spits to his teeth. But this time, when he had that penalty kick, it was like, Harry Kane, Hoo, Harry Kane, ooh. It was electric. I can't, I mean, when it does come home,

I'm going to riot in this city the same way. I ride it in New York. That's right. I made sure to pick out ahead of time, places where there's no CCTVs, dead spots, and I created mayhem there. Hope you appreciated the episode. Thank you, Joe Liss and Sarah Tolamash for coming in. Again, go check them out. Their specials, butthole money and voluptuous boy for Sarah, for Joe. It's enough for everybody. This year's material, and I hate myself. You can check out Sarah Tolamash at sarathecom.com. She's in Soljolz at Potsetown, PA, this weekend, the 17th.

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I also went to Wales, by the way. Real quick. I guess I was there. Didn't really do much. It was just on the way to a music festival, so I did a show there where I acquired one pound of mushrooms. I was the shaman for my group at a camping festival. The ones from London brought the white.

And I brought the mushrooms. And a guy, you know, an Irish guy, did mushrooms for the first time in his life. He did it for four straight days, lost his shoes day two, turned his phone off, well, he went out of batteries. I say the story a lot. After four straight days of mushroom, his first four days, he turned his phone back on a Monday. He got his angry text mushroom, his boss, saying, it's not very cool that you're not coming

in on Monday when you said you would. He took his phone, realized how terrible this phone was in his life, and he just threw it as far as again. And then Helen went and got it and goes, no, I'm holding on to this until we get back to London. Oh, what a memory that was. What a festival. Yeah, I got pounded. of it, pounds of it. God, England do festivals right.

Speaking of that, here's the good thing I want to tell you for the day. Another band, the last dinner party, they fucking rule. Joe List, if you're listening to this, you would love them. They're a mix between Florence and the Machine and White Reaper. They shred guitar-driven rock and roll shredding with a cultish, witchy attitude. Their performance was next level. I said, Wolf Owls was on after them at this festival. And I just didn't care about Wolf Alice after them.

It's kind of like when I see somebody like real natural go on stage, like real smooth and natural like Tony Woods, Eddie Griffin. And then afterwards, a good comic go on, who's semi-conversational, they seem contrived afterwards. And seeing Wolf Alice after the last dinner party, it made it like every time she did at Wolf Alice,

I guess Alice did her like interstitials. I'm like, you're pretending. God, the last dinner party was so. fucking good. The performance level was on another level. I got to reach out to them and see if they want to come on this podcast. Does anyone have an end with The Last Dinner Party? God, they were all so fucking witchy and fucking cool. I cried like multiple times watching that show. Any chance you get to see The Last Dinner Party live. Take that chance. Anyway, that's the episode. Thank you very much, Sarah and Joe for coming in. Today's episode is produced by your mom's house network. It's recorded by Jorge over at Gas Digit. Check out Gas Digital if you want to rent a studio space.

Jorge's man on the ones and twos. It's edited this episode by Alan Caffey. That's it, everybody. I hope you're enjoying your life. It's coming home. Sorry United States. You made a good run. Congratulations Donald Trump for getting, what's his name? Balagan reinstated.

It's pretty funny. Trump spends, not being political, but Trump spent a lot of his time trying to negate it. his time trying to negate the birthright citizens saying you can't just swim over here and have your baby on shore do you know the story of balagan so his parents were visiting Nigerian born lived in England somewhere um anyway they were on holiday in the US and then they got back in a plane to go back to the UK and the airline was like no absolutely not you're seven months pregnant i don't know what's allowed in fucking Nigeria but no you're not getting

plane this pregnant there's no chance not where there's nowhere to land over a bunch of water for forever. So she had her child in the United States. Not what she was, but then she said it was fate. It was fate that she plays for the United States. It was fate that Balagan played for the United States. And not because he would have been maybe the fourth striker on the UK team, on the England team, excuse me, and probably not made the team.

Or the probably second or third striker on the Nigerian team. No, it was fate. And Donald Trump, I love that guy. It was so against birthrights citizens. He's like, no, no, I'm going to fight. get this guy here. I was re-card. The hypocrite stated. And I'm not saying I like the other party.

I'm not saying I like Democrats. But it is funny. It's funny. They're all hypocrites. Every which side. What do you prefer? People putting humans in cages of the border. Or people who prefer building cages for the border

to put humans in. It's a no-win situation. So you can just leave. People are asking me if I left because of Donald I'm like, no, dude, I've been planning this for three years. That's it, everybody. I hope you enjoyed the episode. Again, please subscribe.

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