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Episode Date: May 12, 2025

You ever get tired of those lame travel podcasts? You Be Trippin', hosted by comedian Ari Shaffir, ditches the guides! Real folks, messed up adventures. Hilarious disaster tourism. Subscribe! It's like you're hammered in a hostel bathroom... listening to a podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They're there on your spiritual journey. Eat, pray, love. And they walk up squirt shit on your foot. ["Squirt Shit on Your Foot"] Please help me welcome Mark Norman. Rob Lowe's my guest today. Andrew Santino, Olympic silver medalist Tom Schumacher. Where are you taking us today? China.

Germany, baby. Ibiza. There are just chicks in phone booths. It's like the zoo. Just took something called Yabba. That's just another word for meth. You did a line, I did a line. We both run in different directions.

Fuck, that guy just stole my phone. No, they're offering her to you? They're offering their daughter. Fishing knives. Like one was here, one was here, one was here. On you? I had been robbed before. I think Andi's dancing with a gun.

She's so hot though. Right next to a hyena there. Wait, how's your tent going to protect you? It don't! Do a little amount of traveling. Realize what you have back at your home. I would do the French accent with English words. Oh, where is the water fountain?

The red light district. You're like, no blacks, no blacks, no blacks! No way! Something wrong with you. National Geographic trip around the world in a private jet in 26 days. Let's get out of here. Right as soon as you hear about this shit, you're like,

let's get out of here!