You Should Know Podcast - ADDRESSING MY LEAKED VIDEO! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

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What is that? Booma, booma, booma. What is that? I like that. I'm not sure. I think I just made it up. I want it to be. I feel like you could have.

Well, there we go. We found the first one. We got it early. How many seconds in? Ten. Oh, I didn't know that was going to be out of the damn. How are we feeling, bud? I feel great.

Do you actually because you don't look at it? And I appreciate you. You know, it's been a journey. It's been a journey, but I feel good. How do you feel? How's your, how's your, how's, oh my God. Let's just turn the tables. Wow.

Adele. The turbals are... The tables are turning. First time ever somebody's asked me. How has your week been? My week? Fantastic. I bought a Nintendo Switch.

Yeah, you did. I'm turning into a little gamer girl. I'm loving it. My morning this morning, however, very rough situation. Roughy morning. Yes. Roughy morning. Please do tell.

So my girlfriend, Sarah, her dog has been staying with us. Her dog normally stays at her parents' house. Yes. I don't want that dog 24-7. See, I'm not a very, like, I don't want anything I have to take care of 24-7. I'm a-my position in life is to be an uncle or a stepfather. Like, I want to, I want to be in there sometimes, not all the time. You were taking care of you and only you 24-7.

Right, so she brings her dog over to our house, I would say, for like two to three days at a time. Great. Her dog's been staying with us. Today was the last day, right? He was driving in the car up here with us. I think he ate one of my toenails. I think my girlfriend's dog ate one of my toenails this morning. I'm thinking about digesting a toenail.

Chewing on is one thing. No, no. Consuming it. He didn't chew on it. How do you know that, you may ask, Payton? Well, I picked him up to get out of my truck today, put him down. As soon as I put him down, dog vomit all on the ground, I was like, oh, no, what happened? I looked.

Oh, only physical thing in there was my toenail. Big toenail, too. Oh, okay. So this was forensic evidence. Oh, I think I saw him nibble on it. I got it out. No. He was ill.

Well, I had to. You poisoned him. I'm not one of looking at stool or throw up. So I just kind of just looked over to look at like what happened because I heard a splat. And what happened? And I looked over there and I saw, oh, toenail. He didn't have to really investigate too hard to see the tono. Oh, Mike.

I mean, you're, I mean, your toe nails, too. I got one bad one, but you're... Big nail beds, boy, big... Oh, you got a F-250 down there. Oh, yeah. You got a big old man. Dude, I got to... My nail beds are, like, concerningly large.

Oh, my feet. Motherf-f-f-mm. No, they're gross. Dude, okay, I... Now, you know, you can take this wherever it is, but speaking of toenails, I walked into the playroom the other day, and Malik, I was chewing on one of mine.

Again? Again? Again? Again? Again. No, you said this last time... At this point it's user error. Yes. At this point it's user error. Something's bothering me.

No, something's bothering about you. And I can't. Have you noticed I haven't looked at your eyes yet? What is wrong with it? There's something in that tooth. There's something in it and I don't like it. And I was going to ignore it and let you die with the disaster. I was spit.

Oh, no, can't just get it? Oh, God. It's not going to get it. It got it. That was actually impressive. Again, bro. Yeah, dude. It's not okay.

At what point does this become a C-P? No, we're getting close. I'm saying I'm on the second strike. Yeah. One more and I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. I just don't know.

Like, I don't pick my toenails upstairs. Pick them? Oh, dude, I don't use clippers. I pick them. Picking them is like getting something out. Oh, no, no. I clip them with my own fingernails, though. I don't use toenail clippers.

Wait, wait, wait. You remove your toenails. Oh, here we go. Brick it, like. Without machinery? Yeah, you start at a corner, you just get a good angle with a lot of friction. You pull, and then you just pull, pull, pull. That might be the most barbaric thing I've ever heard in my life.

No, it's not. No, it's not. It works every time. Toneal clippers, they hurt me. I bleed from them. This, I control my own destiny. Wait. No third party.

Wait, your toenails, your toes bleed if you use toenail clippers? Before, multiple times, actually, yeah, that's why I've... You're 30 years old, Cam. I'm 28, and yeah, I don't do that. You shouldn't be even getting close to... skin. I'm old enough to know, hey, these hurt me. Ouch bad. I use my own self. That is what a almost 30 year old does. This machine hurts me. No. I don't use this machine. I use my fingernails. That's like saying, oh, I burned myself on my stove one time. Never touch the stove again.

That's not what you should do. What if you burned yourself on the stove like 10 times? You're an idiot. I've led 10 times from the toenails. If you do you're an idiot. That's, that's dumb. I guess I do it wrong. I don't know. How do you clip your toenails with the toenail clippers? right in the middle and I just chop. I go right in the middle and I chop down. And then I try to work my way out. So like I get, if this is the nail,

I go like this, and I go, and I'm, no, your parents suck. Your parents suck. They did. You want to know something crazy?

They never showed me. Ever showed me. Really? No, dude, like it's, this is a real thing. No,

you're unpacking traumas right now. You're going to pass on to your kid. When Ryan, when Ryan used to live with us, he literally walked in on me, trying to use it one more time. He said, what the fuck are you doing? I was like, what do you mean?

I'm clip my toenies. Why are you holding it like that? That's another thing. How do you clip your nails? And I'll show you how I clip my tail. Because this is probably grossly wrong too. This is how I clip my toenail. First of all, I have bad Dexter.

I can't go like this because I don't, you have to have an aerial view. Yeah, you have to have an aerial view. So if you're clipping your toe nails, you got to be head on. You got to be head on right. You got to be head on right there on the nail, looking at it. And you go start from the side.

You go, Two, two, two. Oh, yeah, you're going to be so disappointed. How do you clip your toilet? I literally, I throw the foot up. I take the clippers, invert them immediately, and I go right in the middle. Wait, you take more than one toe at a time? Okay, dude, I don't have a hacksaw.

No, I have a toe-nail clipper. But I'm saying, I hold it upside down. Flimsy. I don't hold it from the side. You hold what upside down? So imagine this is the clipper? Yeah. You say you hold it like this, you're going at the side.

I literally dangle it like it's a thumbtack, and I just pinch at the very bottom. I let the blade kind of suffocate the nail and goes, falls in, and I just go, but right in the middle. I do a double tap. John Wick. Your toe has a gap, too. Oh yeah, big gap. Needs braces.

It's bad. I mean, and that's a real thing. I don't, but I have, you want to know what I've never struggled with? What? These pinters right here. Never struggled. How do you even get that? You got a gorilla grip, dude.

Oh my God. Your poor play must be amazing. You want to see. I told you it's amazing. I told you it's amazing. Your fingers can you want to. You cut that off. You're still good.

My wife will forever be good. Do you want to see it? Do I try to get a toenail off? No. Yeah, but censor it. Yeah, here we go. Okay, Cam's going to try it. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Okay. You have no toenail, Cam, don't do this. Yeah, I actually don't. Now you just did that. Oh, my God, you're going to be on. Oh, oh, man.

Hurry up. Here we go. So you take it right there. Please, no. Actually, stop, stop, stop, so. I know it's gonna make you stop, please stop. Please, just look. It's making me uncomfortable.

We're already halfway done. Oh my God. Oh, for audio listeners, you are missing out. We're halfway done. You start in the corner. Oh my God. Look, look, look. Just look.

You wait until you get a good rip and then look. You're there. And then you just finish the job. There you go. You know I just learned? There you go. Your nails are way too soft. What are you?

Your toenails are way too soft. Wait, you have hard, like iron nails? My toenails are bricks. My toenails are absolute concrete. That's why you cut me when we cut me. That's why you cut me when we cuddle, dog? I was always wondering like, holy shit, I'm in bed with the falcon.

You don't have enough calcium. You have low calcium. Oh, no, good bones on me. Drake a lot of milk as a kid. Yeah, but that's a myth. I don't think calcium has anything to do with bones. Oh, yeah, it does. Not, I really?

Yes, calcium? Yeah. Well, I know, no, I know calcium is good for bones. I'm saying milk. Oh, you went from milk route. I don't think actually actually. I don't think it's a milk. I don't think it's a no.

Pretty sure milk helps the bones. I'm sure it does help in some form, just like you can find like if you look deep into the bioscience of anything, it will help. But I'm saying like this whole thing of like, drink your milk and you have the good strong bones. Pretty, I mean, I'm thinking it's pretty accurate. I've seen, I've seen some kids that were big water babies. I mean, you push them, they're breaking something.

I mean, they, oh yeah. You, I mean, fragile, fragile over here. Okay, that might be true then because you don't like milk, right? It's not I don't like it. I have an allergy. That's true. Do you like milk though? I don't know, I can't drink it.

Oh, you've had your milk. Dude, I've seen you deep throat at Oreo McFleary. You have, I mean... Okay, can I say something? Oh, milk is ice cream. Yeah, but you can't say... Every time you get that shamrock shake. I've never fully drank a glass of milk.

I've never poured a glass of milk in my life. Now, I understand there's an allergen and an intolerance. But even before that, like, I always... Have you ever finished cereal? and just went for that little, just at the end. That's weird. That is a cockatness. Like if you're like, you drink some water.

That's not, I, dude, you get you some fruity pebbles. Oh my God. That after milk, it's like a rainbow bath. Oh, man. I've just never, I'm not a big cereal guy to begin with anymore. I used to love cereal, but I feel like anybody that's an adult that likes cereal, you might be, like, I'm not going to lie because you're going down those aisles to see kids. Like, you don't.

Oh, you are not. I'm not going to lie. A cereal, adult cereal is strange. No, it is. First off, adult cereal is fantastic. No, I'm saying just like cereal as an adult. Cereal as an adult is fantastic. Because there's that little gap where you just erase it.

Once you hit college, then you leave it. Oh, a cereal is just gone. You don't even think of it. When you get back, you come back to your roots and you get that bowl of cinnamon toast crunch as a 30-year-old about to pay your mortgage online. That pits different. Oh, it's good here and there. I'm saying if you're an adult, right? Like if you're out of college and every morning you're pouring up cap and crunch

We had to really start looking in this thing Eat a egg The fact you said it right capin not captain he said cap and crunch Dude no okay if you eat I'll go one further if you eat the same thing Every single morning the same as I think every morning I automatically think you're weird Oh I did the same thing every morning 100 calories egg lights Yeah that's I mean I'd read rather you eat cap and crunch.

A hundred calories of it. To this day, dude, I don't, I don't get you. That you have the nerve, get here, dude, I'm hungry, man. Like yeah, you had air. You had a plate of air. A hundred calories of egg whites is, it is literally this quick.

Gone. Can I say, a majority of breakfast items are overrated. Now you're getting into some sticky territory. I might not be able to have your back. It's a very overrated meal. I'm not. You're not a breakfast guy.

I'm not. Food is arguably the best. There's no breakfast is overrated. Breakfast food is arguably the best food. First off, lunch isn't real. Lunch isn't real. Lunch is whatever you want. What did you just say?

Lunch is not real. Like lunch isn't real. How is you going to say that? Lunch is just a filler. There's things that is objectively dinner. There's things that is objectively breakfast. There's things that are objectively lunch. Name an objective lunch item.

First of all, I would say lunch is a more real meal than breakfast. You're out of your mind. Because lunch can be breakfast. No, no, no, that's my point. Lunch can be anything. They're fake. It's- No, breakfast can be anything.

No. Because you're just breaking your fast from your sleep. That's all that is. Yes, it is. But there's only thing as a breakfast food, that's dessert. Breakfast is just dessert. What? Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. Let's stay on track here. Okay. If someone says eggs, sausage, bacon, uh, biscuits and gravy, waffles, french toast, that's clearly breakfast, right? Sure. Someone goes, steak, lasagna, lasagna, Chicken Alfredo, salmon. What would, what we, if you're mixing, you're mixing.

Oh, oh, don't you do it to me. Can I name it? Be honest, be honest, what is that? What is what? Which one? You've named, and there's a mix, you can't not mix them. You gotta give me a, because. What did I mix?

Steak? Steak? Salmon? Salmon is lunch. A salmon Caesar salad is lunch. You eat salmon when the sun's out. Salmon's for the sun. You can't eat salmon at dark.

You, salmon, the best form of salmon, is at dinner. Salmon is a dinner item. Salmon is for the sun. Salmon is on a patio during the sunlight. No, it's not. You ever seen the sunlight hit your salmon? That's fine, that's fine.

My thing is... What's a cheeseburger then, Cam? A cheeseburger is lunch. A cheeseburger is lunch. Are you... Do not. A cheeseburger is to lunch is what pancakes is to breakfast. Lunch is Hall of Fame.

The goat of lunch is a cheeseburger. You are out of lunch. You're not here. You're saying that lunch is even a real thing. That's my point. Anything you eat at lunch is just what you want to eat before dinner. No, lunch is between 11. You don't bust down a steak.

Like, your steak is not a natural lunch thing. Who could stop down with our steaks? I'm fine. That's being dinner. I've already conceded to that. A burger, a burger is dinner. If you had a burger at dinner and you're above the age of six, you're going to hell.

Like, you cannot do it. The amount of burgers, you've had a dinner. I only eat at dinner. I only eat at dinner. Maybe of the past nine months. Before that, you had a sweet and spicy every 24 hours on the dot at dinner. And dinner. Fast food is not dinner.

Fast food is lunch. You cannot have fast food dinner. What are, what is, what are you, are we in the real world? There's only two things that can be dinner. Only two things. What the fuck. There's two things that can be dinner. Home cooked meal, restaurant.

Anything in between that, you're just eating. that is not your dinner dinner is not a dinner dinner is dined you have to dine to din dude you sound like hogworts you have to dine to din expan office no shut up you can't you can't dinner without dining oh dude oh dude dude dude you don't you don't dine at your own house you don't dining group tables for that's yes it is what a dining room tables for so can you not use the dog sorry you don't have community in your house So can you not use the don't in room table for breakfast? No.

I need a straw. That's a breakfast straw. What are we talking about, man? What are we talking about? It's a table. Yes, yes, you can. You can do whatever you want. I need a spoon.

That's my lunch spoon. No. You've never had a cereal spoon as a kid? I had a Disney princess one. You said that lunch does not exist. Correct. Okay. That's insane.

What time is breakfast? Okay, all fast foods, they stop serving breakfast. at a certain time. You cannot get breakfast anymore. Majority of them, some have 24-7, but you can't get breakfast after 10.30. So that's clearly breakfast food. Sure. Okay, some dinners, like steakhouses, whatever, they don't open until 6 p.m.

So this is evidence that this is dinner. Is there an thing for the lunch, like for the lunch umbrella that this is lunch? Burgers, salads, chicken tenders, everything. French fries. Everything you've said, quite literally. Kim.

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We love you, Fabletics, now on to the rest of the episode. All right, can I share something absolutely embarrassing with you? Of course you can. That's what this podcast is made for. And you know, another layer? This happened while we were roommates and I don't think you've ever known about it. I don't think you've ever known about it. Dude, you're good for that.

You're good for never telling me something after a day. It's my memory and it just slipped and then it got jogged by someone else. Okay, what happened? So, long story short, I'm talking to live. She's asking, she's like, are you all excited? It's about to happen. I'm like, yeah, dude, the show's going to be great. It's going to be fun.

Are you all excited? What's going to happen? It's a tour. Oh. She's like, what the fuck we're doing? She's like, are you all excited? The tour's about to start the times now. Okay.

I'm like, hell yeah, it's great and it's really fun and like everything's just good. Right. And then we start talking about college and she asked me a question. And in that moment, I said, oh my God, Pete doesn't even, I've never told Pete this. Okay. So one day, I don't know what you were doing. You're probably hanging out with people in Rossler or whatever.

I was in the room by myself. Okay. And just, I don't like this. I don't like this. Just be with me and appreciate my vulnerability. I'm in the room by myself and I'm watching YouTube. And I'm on my bed. And I pull out a six-pack ab machine battery power.

that stimulates the abs. You pulled out a what? You pulled out a what? A six-pack machine simulator packet? I bought a machine to give me a six-pack. Just hold on. No, it gets so much worse. It gets so much worse.

I bought a machine. Slat that sucker right here. It's literally the shape of a six-pack. You put it on your abs. You turn it on, and it's going... It's just squeezing and making your core muscles contract. Okay? So I put it on. I go, all right, P's gone.

Because I only did it when you left the room because I was way too embarrassed. So you were gone and I said, I got 30 minutes before he gets back. I need to get a window of exercise in, but I don't want to leave my bed. So I threw the app machine on, hit a timer, right? Right.

Um, our other roommate, Big A dog, comes in the room. I'm in the bed chilling, right? But right behind Aaron is a communal, girlfriend, that sounds crazy. What happened in this room when I left? You had a six-pack machine and y'all had a prop in the room? A friend of all of us, which is a girl, is what I meant to say. Like, not-

A mutual friend is what that's called. Yeah, sure, okay. A communal girlfriend is crazy. That was terrible wording. A mutual friend. Yes, but it needs to be prefaced that it was a girl, because my embarrassment spiked. That's what I'm saying.

Like, it wasn't somebody I was getting that we were talking. A girl we all knew. Exactly. I just said communal, that's community. So a girl we all knew, a friend of all of ours, she just walks in right behind Aaron because the door's open. And I immediately go, holy shit. My comfort's about to be blown. I'm going to be the biggest loser ever.

I take my comfort, I throw it over. She's like, what are you doing? I was like, don't worry about it. She goes, okay, where's pee? I said, he's probably putting up shots to some. Get out. And she goes, are you okay? And I was like, yeah.

Yeah. Dog, I turned to my side to face her, right? You remember how my room was. Yeah. So I face, I'm looking at her. My comfort's there. The adhesive gives. No, the machine falls off my stomach and slaps on the ground.

And I went like this. Zzz. Zzz. And I said, I said, oh, Jesus Christ. And she's looking at me. She's looking at him. She goes, what's that? I don't know what possessed me to say this.

I'm talking immediately. I created such a complex lie. that she had to know. It was... What'd you say? I go, oh, that's just like a dumb gift that our youth group leader

from school. It was a graduation president. Like, they made us all big baskets. They got us our favorite drinks, everything. And we always used to joke about working out and getting abs. So he got us all like a six-pack ad machine.

I was just trying to see if it worked. It's stupid. On the Lord! Why did I go to the youth group? What, for a... My insecurity. For your... My insecurity is dependent on him.

Why? And you're, what, 19 at the time? And what youth group? I had abs naturally. I wanted them deep cut, I guess. And what youth group were you going to at 19? No, because it was our second year out. And I said, yeah, I just, I've never used it.

I was like, it was a graduation present. They made us a basket. It gave us like a Bible and like an app machine and stuff. And on her favorite power aid. Yeah, I tried it though. It doesn't really work that good. Hey, what are you doing later? You should get out of my room.

Dude. And I. Why? Why? I don't know, bro. Did it ever? Obviously didn't work. Oh, no, yeah, it didn't work.

But I, no, it didn't work. And I threw it away. I was so embarrassed, I threw it away after that. I threw it away. I bought that with my money. It was $50. I was so embarrassed. I said, that can never happen to me again.

It has to go in the garbage. And I threw it away. Cameron. I know. Ask away. I would always wonder why you would never leave the room with me sometimes. And I know you wanted to. Yeah.

And I would be like, Cam, come with me. You're like, I got something to do. And I'm like, no, you don't. And I was like, no, well, you got this one, bro. Let your wings spread. And the whole time I'm sitting there. Yeah, dude, it was, I mean, it was just bad, man. Definitely a slight case of body dysmorphia.

Okay, yeah. Yeah, I just, and, you know, I don't know, man. Dude, isn't that crazy some of the technology that people get away with selling? Oh, yeah. Like, that was quite literally a regular tins unit, and they just made it look like a core on the front. It was just a tins unit, I was putting on my stomach. There's no way they can legally sell that and say, hey, this is going to work. Oh, no.

I mean, I guarantee there's an asterisk in size. Results may vary. Nothing's promise. Oh my God, speaking of technology, once I tell you this, your phone is not going to work. Oh my, well, then don't tell me. Once I say this out loud, your phone's going to break. Okay. Well, I'm going to mute her up.

Why, then okay? Dude, it is insane. It's this iPhone thing that I guess a lot of people are talking about, but it has happened to me. Oh, you know me. I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm low-key getting into a conspiracy bag. Everybody say spooky. Spooky. One time at home, everybody says spooky.

Spooky. Hey, hey, spooky, give me that kooky. You spooky, give me that kooky, pokey. Spooky with a cookie, pokey, drop up real low, hit that hoopty-doopty. God, if you can watch that back. Bro, your lower back, it was like, you were, like, floating. It was so graceful almost because, I mean, you're fighting gravity. So you were going, like, slow, but it was just like,

dude, I think they moved, like, whoever, God or whatever, but they're like, like, there's not enough bones in my lower. and they put them all my upper back. Oh, yeah. I have too many bones. You're disproportionate. Your back is not, it's not perfect, man. No, I have like way more bones up top and down below. Yeah, you do. You're a big, a big, a big, you're like those birds that have nothing downstairs. And they're just like this. That's you, dude. Always had nice broad shoulders. Good little back. Good little serratus. You look down and you go, oh my God. Dude, we're on tour right now. And I was walking through the lobby before the show, don't know why I was doing that. And somebody saw me.

And they were like, Peyton, why you walk like that? And I was like, well, I'm going to the green room. Dude, I've told, I've literally tried to tell him for years. I said, bro, like, you're so tense when you walk, loosen up. He goes, what are you talking about? You play back a video, he's like this. Like Bobby Lashley in his prime. You're like, oh, what?

Like, hey, Peyton over here. You're like, whoa, who's that? Literally you, bro. You are tense as hell. Your upper back looks like I can hit it with a hammer, and it sound like glass breaking. It sounds like stone. Cole came here.

That's what your upper bag looks like. Payton behind you. Oh, who said that way? Oh, hold on, all right. Just heading to the green room. Yep. Hey, can I have a conversation? Here's the phone, here's the phone.

Absolutely no one on it. Oh yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that way. Oh, Peyton, Payton, Payton, I love you so much. Oh, whoa. Oh, wait, I love you too, man. Love you too. Payton, can I possibly, oh.

Hold on real quick, this is a, Phone phone call, fake phone call, talking to myself and we're clear. That's you, that's you, literally. That hurt doing that as a joke, that hurt. I know you're in pain. Oh, God. Dude, you know what's funny? You know a chiropractic?

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That's Revolve.com slash YSK and use code YSK for 15% off your entire order. Offer in soon, so don't sleep on it. Now on to the rest of the episode. But about your iPhone to make it stop working, right? Yeah, back to that. Has anybody noticed it's getting a lot harder to type on your iPhone? Like there's a lot more, like, misspelled stuff. I will say, now that you see, now that you see,

say it, yes, it's not like a glaring, but I've definitely been like, am I tripping? Yes. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no. Come on. For me, it's a space bar in the sea.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Dude, I'm telling you. So, oh. Dude, okay. I've been texting for years on an iPhone. Literally like my whole life almost, I've been texting on an iPhone.

I'm pretty sure I know where the keys are. But this past like six months, actually after I saw a video about this, It stopped working. Like I have way more missmills. It takes me so much longer to get a text out. Okay. But I think that's on purpose. Oh, Apple.

Because have you, the hunting is an Apple thing. I think it's higher than that. Oh my God. The tree. That's good. Have you been sending more voice memos out lately than right? No, no, don't strike. You're good.

Have you been sitting out more voice memos than you have before recently? Yeah. I think that's on purpose. I think that they're purposefully making it so where you have typos, so it's just easier for you to talk into the phone. Oh, my God, so they can get our data and our voice. But why would they want you to talk into the phone? Oh, my God.

So, because AI, all this stuff, they're trying to get as much IP from you as they can, so they're getting our voices. Oh, dude. Yeah, it's, it's getting spooky. I've never been, I've been on the record of this podcasting. I hate sending out voice memo. and I hate people sending me voice memos. I don't even text anymore now.

Oh, that's all you do now. All I do is send voice memos because it's so, like, I get so many typos. Oh, my God. Dude, it's a conspiracy. It's going around, and the reason I'm saying this now, because everybody that watch this video, now your phone keyboard is going to stop working. Oh, my God, dude.

It is crazy. That is actually so, so, like, achievable by them. It's gross almost. It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful manipulation. It's incredible. I mean, that's the dark arts right there. You want to talk about Dr. Snape? Professor Snape, that's them.

You just toot? Yeah. I did. Oh, my God. And you know I'm never won for a conspiracy theory. I'm not. I got kicked off the show. We have a conspiracy show on our Patreon and I got kicked off of it.

That's how much I'm not into conspiracies. You are a proud member of the I do not like the conspiracy. But then this happened. This is almost just fact. It's literally taken over my life. Oh, God. I'd hate to be the little. AI agent over your voice.

Oh, dude, my little dirty voice. Oh, did that? And they'd be like, a lot of stutters, a lot of S's. It's so rude. You're like, yeah, anyway, I, yeah, I was, dude, I read it and I don't know, whatever, man. No, you're ending, the ending to your voice memos are the greatest thing ever.

What would it sound like? You'll be like, uh, hey, Cam, I was just looking over that thing. Can you go ahead like, uh, just read that one email real quick and then just get back to me when you, uh, get the, uh, I'll see you later, man. And then you just send it off. It's so funny.

Yeah, but, dude, and it just kind of led me down to more of a rabbit hole of, like, life. And I started getting, like, into my brain a little more. And CJ drugged me. What? Yeah, our editor drugged it. No, he did not. Our editor drugged me. No, he did not.

You cannot just say that. No, he did. I'm telling you he did. How did he do it? So, CJ, our editor, lives with me, if y'all don't know. Right? And so his fridge is my fridge, unfortunately. Now, also, it's my house, so I'll do whatever I want in it.

So I opened the fridge, and if there's a snack or something in there that he bought, that I like, oh, now it's mine, right? So I take it from you because, oops, mine. That is how it works. I did the math. That is correct. And so I was in the fridge the other day. I opened the fridge, and I see these drinks that look like energy drinks. I'm like, oh, oh, energy.

I didn't read it. I thought it was like a new, because CJ's weird. He like is up to date on like all the new things coming out. Yeah, stays present. And I was like, this is a bright yellow can. This is really nice, good, colorful, like, almost like art that's like psychedelic on it. And I was like, this looks really cool. So I'm like, oh, this energy must really work.

So I take the can. It's in the morning. Pop it. And I'm just like drinking. That's crazy. That's crazy. I actually think I don't I don't think I've ever requested something to be clipped ever Maybe like two three times that has to make it

I saw literally just said I can't do it or else I was drinking the energy drink oh god just go okay so once I cracked the energy drink and I started drinking it I said once I cracked the drink it started drinking that's a deep sack I mean, whoa, that fella's at least 60. Okay, so after I got done drinking, and this is getting flagrant. I love it, I love it. So after I got done drinking, I was like, wow, that tasted like, I was like, what is CJ drinking?

You go, holy shit, that wasn't enjoyable. And then I'm like, okay, well, I'm going to start playing my Nintendo Switch. So I start playing my Nintendo Switch, and I'm sitting there, right? And I'm deep into Batman Arkham Night. Oh, yeah, you are. I'm playing it. And then I start going, wow. Wow, I can't get off the couch.

God, this game's great! I can't get off this couch. Holy shit. What is that noise? Yeah, you start hearing, the choker in the background. And then so I start, and then my heart starts racing, and I go, wow, there's a lot of energy in that.

And I was like, okay, let me try to go to the bathroom real quick. I stand up, and it is like I am jumping on clouds. What the f*** is going on? Noises are loud. I'm hearing my heart. heartbeat and I go, oh no, I'm dying. I guess I'm starting to freak out. I thought I'm having one of my regularly scheduled panic attacks,

but I was like, I know myself. I know. God, that's not until Thursday. Exactly. I go into the trash can. It is a THC infused drink. Oh, boy. I'm high as a kite.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. Bro, I don't know if you saw this this weekend, but there's another video of me out in public that's going viral. Oh my God, I did see it. Bro. Oh, my God. Stop filming me in public. No, please don't.

These are the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. Dude, I got caught dancing in a club and somebody recorded me from the ceiling. I mean, they had a sniper's view and, dude, you're, legs. I don't, I mean, it's, there's a part of me that feels bad, but then I'm just like, you are at dancing. Like, it, you are actually bad. Bro, I should be able to dance for, like, I don't, I don't even know how your body moves like that. Dog, I'm, I'm never going out of public again. And people wonder why I have ultimate paranoia, why I walk around in public like, like, dude, oh my God. It's like, you, okay, you need to just.

creativity lives here, let it out in the dance floor die. Don't try your own. You need to pick industry average moves. You need to be right here with it. Nice and tight, no room for error. You don't need to be, oh, oh. That is bad, bro. So I went out to a club and, granted,

it took me a lot of courage to go to this club because it's a honky talk. First of all, there's a bunch of people in there that looks like they go, boy. Oh, that's hit you. Hey, we don't want you in here, boy. So I go to this club, right? I walk in, it is bone dry empty.

Now, because I'm scared of y'all filming me, I'm so excited when I go to public spaces that no one's at. A little bit of confidence. You know, maybe I do hit a little bust of move. Right? So I'm in there with my friends drinking, having a good time. At this point, I'm seeing stars. I mean, I'm absolutely obliterated.

As you should, King. Right. Kirob's standing in front of me in the video, and he's being a good friend. He's absolutely just hyping me up in this. video. You have the pause? Yeah, there's little

pause going. Now, right, in this club, normally when I walk in a club, I immediately get stopped. Oh my God, you're the guy from the podcast. Oh, my God, you're the dumb guy. Oh, you're stupid.

Where's the tall white guy at? Who are you? Who is that guy? Right? A gay guy comes up to me squeezing my ass. Okay. I appreciate that always.

Anyway, so, I walk into this club, no one's in it. No one stops me and comes up to me. I'm like, oh my God. Fantastic. I can be free. loose wild. I don't have to worry about anything.

Now, every time somebody is like walking past me, I can see them giving me the look. Like, I know you, but I put my head down, right? So I'm in the club for about 45 minutes with my friends, right? In this 45 minutes, no one's come up to me. I'm taking shots. Oh, yeah, you are. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. And I'm like, okay, at this point, really?

You had seven and 45 minutes. Oh, my God, you were seeing stars. Woo, boy, that was bad. That was bad. And this is the first time I've been out in a while, so I'm letting loose, right? Now, at this point I'm so drunk, you can bang a pot and pan together and I'm dancing hard. Right? Tink tap!

Anybody else like this? Oh my God, dude, it's a remix. He chopped and screwed it. Chopped and screwed it. Anybody else haven't fly somebody? Where's Kim? So I'm, I'm, I get on the dance where everybody's like, hey, it's time to go dance. I'm like, okay, no one knows me here.

No one watches the podcast. Let's have a good time. Right? I didn't know that there was a Navy seal on top with a cell. Oh my God. Chris Kyle with the telescopes up there taking PI pictures. And so I'm in my bag, right? And anybody that knows me whenever I dance,

you know what they call me on the dance floor? Loose legs. Oh, loose legs are creepy crawly. And when you see me on tour and I'm a little drunk, if I get drunk on that stage, loose legs comes out. Loose legs are coming out. So I'm there having a good time, right?

I'm dancing. It's all upper body at first, right? Yeah. It's a little Carlton-esque. I'm having a good time. But then I look in front of me. Again, Keroff's thing. He is giving me some confidence. He starts dancing. I'm like, oh, okay. He starts giving me one of these. I look to my right. More of my friends hyping me up. Brickie pictures of Spider-Man. So I'm getting this and this. I'm like, oh, turn me up. And I hear a go-Peda. Go-Peda. Go pay-ta. Get it. Come on. Go-pay-ta. I'm like, oh, no. Go-paid. It's my time. Go Peda, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta, go Peta. Right, so I'm ultimately in my bag, right? Sorry.

So I'm in my bag, right? I exit the club, only like one or two pictures that whole night. I'm like, hey, I just had a good time at this club. I can go to sleep and never think about this night. think about this night again. Fast forward to today, I opened my phone. Mensions. Ooh, somebody forgot their bones at home.

Ooh, who let him out of the house like that? Ooh, why the f*** bro move like that? Oh, I'm God, that's not natural. And mind you, you're just naked in your bed, and the first thing you see is just complete anarchy. Just malice and hatred. Someone said it, someone said I was dancing like I get bit. Like it was like, Oh, whoa.

There's a pile of fire. Somebody said my body's not attached to my brain. Like it's like, I mean, these are the grit, like, seriously, if you see Payton is recorded. At this point, you see him in public, honestly just whip out the video. Recording you are bound to strike gold. Anytime people record me in public, it goes wrong.

Oh my God, dude. And it's the greatest thing. ever for our friend group everything is. Dude. Sometimes I think I'm like, oh, he's not going to like this. But then I'm just like, God, but I love it. It's like, I,

I am rarely ever just confident. And this was the first time in public that I've just exuded pure bliss and confidence. And y'all took it for granted. And y'all took advantage of me. And whoever took it is the, the joker. Do you hear that cynical laugh?

Yeah. Literally like, oh, I'm about to say heat led you. R.P. All right, P, man. Oh, my God, dude. I'm so glad you brought that up. Dude.

Oh, my God. I saw that this morning. I'm tired of it. I saw that this morning. On the drive here. I'm tired of it. I should have been watching out on the car right here, but I saw that on the drive here and I said,

holy shit. I'm so sick and tired of it, bro. Like, now, now there's going to be videos of me out in public like this. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. It's, we're going to, I'm, you know, if I had to guess,

use my little ball of wisdom, I'm going four months until we start to get like, like, schizo claims. Yeah. You're going to be just looking there and be like, is he okay? Yeah. Is you okay? I'm going to walk into a Nike store. You're just like, ha, oh, oh, no.

Somebody's just on a phone call. I go, put it down. You go, I did not consent. And they're literally just like, what are you? I'm playing in the clash. And I'm not even famous at all. Why do people, when they see me, they're like, he's going to fuck up. And they're going to, they record me.

It's the lore. It's the aura and the lore. First off, hate to break you to you. big girl. You're a big broad. I didn't notice how big I was until that video. I mean that video, you look like Andre the Giant, like went through a massive weight loss and then just lost all of bones. Like, and just like you look huge. You're next to K. Rob and women. It's like, you look massive. Second, if they know anything, they know there's potential. I mean, you think outside the box. You clearly move outside the box. Everything you do is outside the box.

So they're like, uh, might as well. And they caught an absolute Emmy worthy moment. Dude. I mean, unbelievable. First off, what phone was that? You couldn't convince me that's not DSLR. Like that was clear-cutting. Beautiful phone. They filmed the NBA Finals with that. He was up to like this.

He said, Yep, we got him. He said, yep, ship that off, TMZ. Yeah, it's like, whoever was filming the World Cup took their camera to that club, and then they filmed me with it. Like, that's what happened. And it was so, like,

whoever filmed that needs to film every street fight because that was so strong. Finger dexterity, 10 out of 10. With the zoom in, not even a little bit off-kilter. Literally, perfect video. Congrats to you. everybody in public like literally like i've never said no to a picture i've never said no to anything i'm

gonna start becoming cold in public i would be like like leave me alone like i don't like it you can't you gotta say humble can't it's not a humble thing i'm a victim i'm not humble at all my i'm i'm getting terrorized i step out of my house and i'm afraid now this episode is brought to by cash app dude i've been using cash app since i have had money i love I love Cash App. It is in my day-to-day life. Same as you, right, Cam? 100%. If you weren't up to speed already, Cashab is way more than just a safe way to send and receive money. With the Cash App card, you can unlock a ton of perks without all those hidden fees. You can enjoy benefits like exclusive early access to nationwide concert pre-sells like

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That just reminded me. Okay. I used the word victim in an argument with my wife. Now that's a crazy start. Yeah. Kitchen talk, okay? Can I? I pray to God we're on the same side.

I pray. Talk to me, Daddy. This is a simple question. Yeah, what's up, Daddy? Okay, me and Liv, we're cooking. We gain an argument. When you cook, do you clean as you go, or do you let it all stay there and enjoy the meal,

then worry about it afterwards? I don't cook. I don't know how to cook. I go, all right, bro. I go, much love, dog. Much love. Yeah, I'll catch you later, bro. I'll catch you later, bro.

What is this like, the view? I don't know. That might be misogynistic. That has to get cut out. I meant to say, like, can you keep it? No, you can keep it, but like that, I did not mean it like that. Ooh.

I meant it like, oh, I mean, there's really no killing one. I meant to say, like, that's a homie show, like, people that go home and, like, They just, I just drink. You still hope. Go back. Okay, well. Okay, you don't even cook.

Okay, do you want to entertain you? Yes, please. Entertain me. Okay. Ask it again, sorry, I forgot the question. I just heard cooking. I was like, I don't do that. I don't know.

When you're cooking, do you clean up as you go? Or do you just cook the meal, make sure everything's hot, fresh and worry about it all afterwards? I'm very against people that clean up as they're going. You see, dude, you're just like my wife, and you're an idiot. That's militant. That is not militant. It is.

It's partial OCD, but it feels great. When you sit down and eat, because we're both going to eat a hot plate. When you sit down to eat, would you rather look in a storm, hit your kitchen? Islands covered, utensils, trash, guts, whatever. Yeah. Or it's already clean and gone. I would prefer everything to still be on the counter. Do you know why it's a bit?

No way you believe that. It's because it's a part of the experience. What the fuck? This isn't sea world, Peyton. What do you mean experience? It's like you're eating and then you get to look over as you're eating, be like, I really put in a lot of work for this meal. This is fantastic.

And at the end, you got to clean your plate anyway, so you might as well clean everything else with it. Do you know what I mean? No, I get what you're trying to say. It's kind of like, you know what I mean? It's like you ever got done having shit. I don't immediately just get up and start cleaning. You sit there and you look at what you did.

You sit there and you bask in it. You know, you know, you know the corner of you, the fitted cheese. off the mattress a little bit. Oh, finish sheets off. Your sock is all the way up your knee. How'd that get there? You know what I mean?

Yeah, the AC set to 69, but for every reason it's 74 degrees in the room, smelling like Boof. Lost an earring somewhere. You don't know where things are. You got to sit there and appreciate the art you just made, right? Right. A couple claw marks on your right calf. Oh, man.

On your right calf? Why not to share too much? A couple claw marks on the right. What position are you when to do? Oh, never mind. I can see how that goes. No, sir. No, sir.

Not as you think. play game. You have no clue how I get there. I mean, you have no clue. They'll say handcuffs. I say, sure, what about this one? And then I just right there with it. I go, yeah, we're also playing the amazing race. Let me see if I can get out of this and then still get to the checkpoint. Okay, if you were to do roleplay with your wife, what would be the scenario? Come on, just off the top of your head. What's your dream roleplay scenario? Okay, dream role play, I'd probably... I just like to test every white guy on what they want.

No, no, no, no. No, no, it would not be that. It wouldn't be that. Okay, what would it be? It's not that, though. You're, okay, it wouldn't be like 1800s, but 1950, you would... You'd stay. Freedom with separate waterfowls. No!

No, Cam, stop. You've already had a chew on time. You asked me! You brought up, you can't do you, you... You blewball in me. You're blueball and me. I didn't tell you to go there. You, you...

Oh my god, you basically manipulate, you stuck that in my mind. You could have you used nurse. I don't want to nurse. I don't want to nurse you know what I want. I'm just kidding. No, genuinely. I feel like you do like aliens and cyclone. I go, oh no, the aliens are killing us.

We have to f*** now. I go, oh no, oh my goodness, it's judgment day. Right now! No, it wouldn't be that. It would be like, oh, you got tentacles too. No, it would probably be, it'd probably be something in broad day in public. Let's close up shot, bro.

Turn on the camera. Turn it off. You're like literally, I, like, do you? I don't say this enough. Like, thank. Oh, no, you do. Thank God. Thank God you were married.

No, bro. Come on. Oh, dude, you'd be on a list. You wouldn't be able to, you wouldn't, oh, you'd have to bring a cake to the neighbor and explain why the dots above your house. Oh, no. I mean, I'd be like, I'd just pee it in public one time.

Dude, it wasn't even that bad. Okay, I don't know what you're going. gonna say dude see the audience gets mad at me you started i know but the you started the audience gets mad at me because i don't let you but if they knew we would not have a show they don't get mad at you because you don't let me they get mad at you because you started you get me there and then you say nope i mean blue ball king this guy i mean blue ball king i'm not really mad at getting started and you not finishing it oh i'm not i'm not mad we're getting to some patreon talk let me say we'll agree to disagree yeah i go i go

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Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at RocketMoney.com.com slash YSK. That's rocketmoney.com slash YSK. on to the rest of the episode. Bro, me and Liv, we're sitting in the living room the other night, put myelin down, we're just watching TV. When I tell you... I love your stories always start with you and Liv sitting somewhere in an house. I want y'all to leave.

I go, that's pretty much... I go, trust me, we do too. I'm just kidding. That's pretty much what it is right now. But we're sitting there and we're watching TV and it goes to a commercial. And now, mind you, say TV's over here, we start looking at each other because it's commercial break. We hear this commercial, and it's just this list. that does not stop.

Okay. To the point where it's, it is comical. And we turn and look, and it's like, it's a medicine. I'm not going to say the name. A medicine commercial? A medicine commercial. Oh, yeah, those are the worst. And it's the list of the side effects.

Oh, my God. Every medicine has every side effect. And this genuinely blew my mind. So I rewined it to watch this, and I wrote down everything that was said on this commercial. This is unbelievable. Again, I'm not going to say the medicine, obviously. Now, can you at least say what the medicine is for?

I believe it's something to do with kidneys. It's something to do with your kidneys. Okay. Maybe. But. So you're watching a commercial and you saw this side effect for one medicine. One medicine. Yeah, this literally says, while Blank protects the kidneys,

it can cause sudden worsening of the kidney function, severe hydration, or complete kidney failure. Let's take a pause right there. That's like a matter. Hey, okay, so the cast is to protect the leg break, but the cast can also worsen the leg. break break your leg or amputating. Yes, it's like, what are we doing?

It's like, hey, I'm gonna let you know this, right? I'm gonna give you this, right? There is a chance it does up or make everything 10 times worse. Yeah. Right there, I'm not taking that message. I'm not taking the message. I'm cool on that. That's a scratch on the surface.

I don't like that. Scratch on the surface, okay? Make sure you seek immediate healthcare providers, uh, healthcare provider, brother, just read what can happen, huh? Yeah, I don't, I'm like, what's happening? There is, sorry. Seek immediate, seek immediate emergency care. you experience severe nausea, vomiting, stomach area pain, trouble breathing, chest tightness,

extreme tiredness, low blood sugar, uh, swelling of the face, lips, hips, tongue, or throat, severe skin rash. Uh, da, da, da, da, where to go. At this point, fatal bacterial infection, skin, uh, fatal bacterial infection or severe skin. skin, rash, and tissue problems between and or around the anus in genitalia. Hold on now. Hold on. That is all for what? Hold on, hold on, bro.

Could you imagine? No, you imagine. Hold on. This said it could literally blow you to a balloon. Yes. From your bunghole. And then give your butt and your ball sack a rash. Because kidney hurts.

But ball sack rash, extreme tiredness, lower the blood sugar, chest tightness, stomach pain. Lips swelling. Nausea, lip, hip, hip, and lip swelling. But your kidney might be all right. But hey, there is a chance. I mean, at what point, like, mind you, this is on, like, they paid for this to be on TV. And they have to say that. They legally have to say that.

So it's not them saying it as the crazy part. It's the fact that maybe we take this to a. more trials. Yeah, maybe we put a little more money into R&D. Yeah. Let's eliminate 10 possible side effects and then send this to the public. And I bet, based off that commercial, there is, they listed more negative things that could happen than positive things that

could happen. The one positive, hey, this could fix your kidney. By the way, chance. No, literally. There's a chance you might be decapitated. There is a chance the Grim Reaper might come. There's a chance they might foreclosure home. The dog will die.

Your dog's going to die. Your ex is going to get with. someone better. Your wife might leave you. There's a chance the bank, the bank fails, your money's gone, your stocks die. Yeah. But your kidney's good. It's like literally at what point does someone in, in that company just have the balls to go, hey, I don't know about this, Chief. Like, imagine being in the boardroom and you watch that commercial for the first time ever, and everyone's just like, and that one guy goes, I don't know, Chief. I mean, like, someone has to say that. They're like, hey, boss, I'm not going to like yet. You know, we got to

Good start here. You lost me when my... Like, I don't want my butt on her. When we talked about severe... An Anus rash. I'm kind of out. Yeah, you lost me there. Unbelievable, bro.

It was the funniest... Because we both... And the way it happened was the best part. We're sitting there talking, and then it kept going. And, like, we're not even paying it in mind. And then it kept going. We just go, are... Is this still going?

And we look. And then I rewind... It was crazy, bro. It was crazy. Bro, stuff like that is insane to see. I'm just like, bro, what are we doing at that point? I've seen something, too. See, I don't watch TV because I'm not old and boring.

I watch the internet. Have you seen the acting challenge trend on TikTok? The one where it's like the, like supported. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think it's like supportive, disappointed, sarcastic, and flirty. Yeah, yeah. So you want to do it? Oh my God, yes.

Oh, dude. I've seen it. I thought it would be great for us. I've waited my whole life for you. All right. So you go, do you have a sentence? I'm not good at sentences. Your moose knuckles hanging out.

What is happening? I thought I was trying to, first thing. Your moose knuckles hanging out? Yeah. Your moose knuckles hanging out. That's a funny one. That's good. I don't like the word moose knuckle.

I don't like the word moose knuckle. Your male snail is slimy. No. Come on now. What do we, I mean, your meat is little. Your meat is little. Your meat is little. Okay.

Because you can say, you say, I say that all the time. I say that about. Yeah. I said that about you. Yeah, yeah. Your meat is little. Okay, the first one's gotta be supportive. The sentence is your meat is little.

First one, supportive. You go first. Oh, I'm first, okay. Supportive. Yeah, look at them and do it. Supportive. Your meat is little. Good.

Your meat is little. Supporting you? A lot of head. You have to. I mean, you can't tell the guys. Supported. Supportive. How do you be supportive?

It's hard, man. It's real hard. What is supportive? I don't know it's like like you're like encouraging you're encouraging him yeah oh yeah okay your meat is little don't you have if you ever said your meat is little like that is so messed up dog that is a double thumbs I think it was a double-thous-looking at man you say you meet's little I'm trying to think like if I'm going down on a guy and I look up you go ahead don't worry man your meets little I go you meet though oh you like an utter okay next

is disappointed. Disappointed. Your meat is little. That was sassy as f***. It is, didn't it what? He sounded like your wife. You literally impersonating her. She just goes, not now, little boy. I go, alright, okay. That was good. That was a good, disappointed. It was good. Might have a little much, too much, sass. Okay, okay, here we go. Disappointed. Disappointed. Your meat is little. That was good. That was good. It was the shrug. That smoked mine.

The shrug, the slump, the size. Because you wanted it to be big. You wanted that, you wanted to tell me you could two hand. Oh, yeah. And you got to go like this. Yeah, you went to like a little pencil approach. You wanted to slap that thing. It didn't slap you back like a, oh, boomerang.

You throw that mother, back at you. That's what you wanted to. Yeah, you want, oh, God. Okay. Okay, sarcastic. I'm like method acting. Sarcastic next. Sarcastic.

Oh, so this is really, he's really packing human tripod, but I'm being sarcastic's ain't it small. Yeah. Your meat's little. Your meat is little. Stop looking at it. Why am I? Oh, okay, okay. Oh God. Okay, sarcastic. Sarcastic. Your mate's little. That definitely gave just a 10 inch rod on the other side of that. He said, Your meat's little. That's my probably looking at you winking.

Oh, man. Okay. What's the last one? Flirty. Oh, man, that's my good. Okay. All right, flirty, go ahead.

Flirty. Flirty. You don't want to flirt with a little meat guy. Some people do. Oh, man. King for everybody. Here we go. Your meat is little.

Oh, I was laughing. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Flirty. Oh, he's getting turned on. Flirty. What about was like? Flirty. Your meat is little.

Oh, dude, my skin just crawled. That's bad. Oh, God. You don't like this, I'll actually flirt. Do it. Okay, here you go. Oh, so much tongue. Oh my god, so much tongue.

Hey, bro. Oh, hey bro. Oh, hey, bro. Hey, bro after a lick lip and a flirt stance. Say I'm like really horny. Oh, yeah. You're just fucking... Say it's an aggressive. I'm aggressively flirty.

I go. God, that meets little. Oh. He broke the leg. It looks like, that looks like a doclement, am I stroke? Yeah, a documentary, like the, like the catacombs of Europe. And your elbows bruise. Holy shit.

Oh my go. My God. We got to, I got to move out as for this studio. I'm done recording here. I'm done. The other office is too nice to be here. The other one is way nicer to this. You got to move.

It is too. Like, it's way, like, we sit in that office so comfortable. Oh my God, dude. It's so nice. I mean, you're, no, that's going to be a hell of a bruise. Oh my God, dude, show that to the camera. Dude, I go too hard for these bits. Show that, show that elbow.

Holy shit. Oh, oh, is your leg okay? Your leg does not look okay. It looks like kind of, oh, man, dude. My legs broken. Oh, because someone's meat was little and you wanted it. Oh, that's an insanity. I mean, that is an insane conclusion.

I can't wait to see what that looks like. You dove for. meat. You dove for little meat. He said, oh, you'll eat me a little. You dove at him. Ray Lewis. A little just pin-tow. I'm starting to get pained. Oh yeah. Well, um, hey, that's, that's, that's, is it over? It's over, bud. I don't even know how to end that. Yeah, it's over. No, you ended it when you broke the camera, broke your leg and bruised your elbow. You liked it rough. Yeah, BBB. He liked it rough. I climbed that little tree. I'll chop that little tree down. I mean, that camera's broken. And we've got to move studios.

I mean, I don't think the studio really I don't think the studio had too much to do with its demise. Maybe the form tackle from the host Maybe, maybe, I don't know, could be wrong. Okay, well, are we out of time? Oh, oh yeah, oh,

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