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co-host cam will be in that discord as well I don't really know too much about discord I'm an
old man at heart I don't know what's going on with all this new technology with the kiddos, but i'm trying to learn
You know what? I mean i'm in the discord
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All right, we got co-host Cam.
Cam, get it again.
Holy.
We got co-host cam back on the podcast
i'm not gonna lie to you we just came from starbucks and cam got this drink he put me on
to it i don't know what they put in it shouldn't be legal because now i feel like i can like
you know what i'm saying like climb up on walls you're not you're not toby or tom all right brown Toby, Andrew, or Tom. All right. Brown sugar shaken espresso.
Non-spawn.
Sweet cream instead of milk.
Shout out to Ash Cash for putting me and Olivia on the drink.
Ashley, number 20.
That's her nickname.
You know.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
I was eating ice.
Ashley Lopez.
Shout out to you.
Oh, I thought you were talking about Ash Lynn.
No, yeah.
It wasn't you. Okay. Yeah. Cam, I thought you were talking about Ashlyn. No, yeah, it wasn't you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Cam, how have you been, man?
We got some exciting news here from Cam.
We're not going to tell you exactly what it is,
but Cam officially got his big boy job.
Everybody, round of applause for Cam.
Co-host Cam is getting paid, baby.
Woo!
I just hurt the shit out of my finger clapping.
Yeah.
That never happens to me.
It happens new to ring life.
Anytime I clap, I punch my hand or something, it's bruise on a knuckle.
Time out.
Something's bothering me that I'm looking at.
What is that?
What is this accessory?
Stand up and show them your accessory, please.
What?
I've never seen you.
What is that?
Why is it clipped? They can't hear clipped they can't hear you they can't
hear you he's got keys all right it's so many accessories on your on your waistband and you're
rocking it like that why why do you do that what is what and you're feeling it too. You like it.
Can you explain that fashion choice, that lay that you decided to put on?
It's called a car key with a Nike accessory, an Apple AirTag.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why?
A picture of me and my gorgeous wife.
Yeah, why?
Is it on your waist?
Because I have the little clippy thing, and I just clip it.
Yeah, that didn't answer my question.
You don't like it, it doesn't have to be there.
But congratulations on your big boy job, Cam's getting paid.
Thank you.
Let go of my hand.
The fans are worried.
Are they going to see less of co-host Cam now that you got your big –
My BBJ big boy job?
Hopefully not is a possibility.
Not the answer you all want, but we will, you know, we, we grind here.
We are grinders.
We are grinders.
We will make it happen.
So, so also since Cam just got this huge lump sum of money, like he's well into the seven
figures on this new job.
Absolutely not.
And he, not seven, not six.
Him, his lovely wife and our lovely friend
ashlyn came to my apartment before we shot this episode before we we drove up here in a motor
vehicle and they got me gifts and they got me cure eggs and posters for this the studio is now a lot
more lively because of the gift so i just want to shout out to them thank you i'm bad at getting
gifts i had an anxiety attack started sweating real bad. He said, this is my third gift ever.
Yeah.
I don't get gifts often.
Peyton is moving apartments and going into a new one.
It was like a little housewarming gift.
Yes.
So shout out to my friends.
It's very loving in here.
I got something planned for you, Cam,
and I've been holding that secret in for about a month.
But I got something coming for you.
For your duties here
You should know okay, but if you have a leave of absence here, I will redact that
Yeah, so that's just a life update on moving next week fun times not really packing sucks
It's but you know I don't have much so yeah, it's just the big stuff to be honest
The new apartment is nice. It's like a downtown view. It is much. So, it's just the big stuff, to be honest. The new apartment is nice.
It's like a downtown view.
It is nice.
Yep.
I'm excited right now.
Because right now, my bathroom is like a one-by-one square foot.
Yeah.
Like, you can't move in one direction without hitting a wall.
Like, you have to move to the wall to close the door.
And then you can get back in the open space.
There's no flexible door closing.
You have to, it has to be a two-step process and
the neighborhood that my apartment is in we're i have a story about my neighborhood later in the
episode but it is a it's a special one it's like the twilight zone almost it's nuts it's different
but you know since we got 10 000 subscribers i feel like i can be more vulnerable since they've
they've gifted us with 10 000 subscribers i feel like I need to give them with vulnerability I feel like that's what the next step is
and I'm really nervous about saying this but I need I need to know if this is if
this is weird okay if it's bad and I might cut this out I got a weird type
type of what like women I'm interested in okay well uh i don't think it's weird but we
can go ahead and know when i say it okay so say like god how do i how do i phrase this all right
say i see a woman right and then we just end up speaking and then we do the pleasantries hey hello how are you season's greetings season's greetings shout out to mama harden um and if i ask you know that normally as
an adult yes what do you do yeah my answer is always kind of weird because you know i have a
not a normal job and then when i ask them if this if the woman were to say i work at 7-Eleven. Oh. Like, if she works at, like, a Chevron or something,
oh, oh, my God.
Why is that a thing?
I don't know, but, like,
why is that a thing?
Oh, if you work at TJ Maxx or something,
God, it's just like a...
It's weird?
It's very, very rude.
No, I like it.
Oh, you like it? Yeah, yeah, no, it's like yes Liv said that's very very rude
No, no, no, I like it like if she works it like like oh is she like goodwill
You know what I mean, no, I don't I don't
What to say I don't i don't what to say i don't really like if you put yourself in my shoes if i was still in the
single realm whatnot it's like i really wouldn't care what their job was i don't care they had a
job and if they didn't have a job i'm not saying if you're jobless like oh get a stay away but i'm
saying like you know i could care less really what you do with work no it's not like i have like a
turnoff thing like if you
don't work at a certain place i'm like you i'm just saying cool whatever you do but if it is
like a seven like you work at chevron chevron oh we let's go get married how about that let's go
over to the to the courthouse i don't know dude it's something about gas discount or what no it's
nothing for me it's just like i like that like
if you work at wendy's or something yes that's cool that's great someone works at the hospital
and an educator a teacher no that's good but it's like real niche like you know what i'm saying like
if you're like like if you work at like rue 21 or something what that what does it do for you
though you can't just say that just like i don't know i think it's the grit of it like the grime
you know what i mean i can't understand that part but what is it like if you got on the black
like chunky like no slip shoes if you have to wear walmart no slips to work oh you're you're
the one automatic plus three oh my
god wow that is very strange i feel like i'm gonna cut that out uh i'd leave it really said
vulnerability that's what you're giving them so i'm gonna be more vulnerable there you go i like
it go so you got to be on my side here you can't promise you got to be on my side i can't promise so i was talking to this lovely lady over instagram dms
just getting to know each other she swiped up on a couple stories i responded and we got to talking
right and then this happened for a couple weeks and we're getting to know each other over the
internet type of thing and it got to a point it's like okay i don't want to be pen pals the next
step is like let's let's arrange a date yeah let's arrange a date somewhere we go somewhere nice to eat so me being the
gentleman i was like hey if you're free this said week let's come to dallas let's go out to eat i'll
take you on this nice restaurant and everything she responds to me and goes ah i'll be out of
the country that week okay i go it's good for you yeah it's that's awesome i've never be out of the country that week. Okay. I go. It's good for you. Yeah, that's awesome.
I've never been out of the country.
I don't even have a passport.
You've never been out of the country?
Never once.
I mean, I've only been to Mexico.
Yeah, that's cool.
I've never been.
I want to go to Europe.
Anyway.
And then she goes, I'll be out of the country this week.
And I'm like, oh, is it for work?
And she goes, no, not for work.
And that's it.
I'm like, okay, what are you going out of the country for
and she was like ah just to meet somebody and i said oh maybe you got friends out there and i was
where you going family maybe she goes romania is that a place that is a place yeah romania it's
quite yeah she says real romania now not once in the history of patenism have i heard
anybody going to romania before just to go just to go and i'm like romania why is this place
such at the top of my brain right now like i've heard a lot about i already know where you're
going i was like i've heard a lot about romania in the past like couple months i'm like what's
going and then so i'm sitting there really thinking
about what she's saying to me.
And I'm like, I got to do some digging.
I got to go FBI mode.
See what's in Romania.
I click her Instagram.
I don't go to her following.
So you conducted a search.
I went full FBI agent.
Full Sherlock Holmes.
Oh my God.
I had a monocle on at this point.
And so I go. If she posted this on this day.
I was matching up blades of grass. Backtrack full hours.
And so I go to her followers
and I'm thinking who's a Romanian? And then I'm just going
through her followers right? And I see a verified badge. You see him.
I see the top g only andrew
is following her and i click it's like is andrew tate in romania yep i click his thing
bow romania i was like oh i lost her to the top g top g stole her Probably with zero effort, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Technical difficulties here.
Zero effort.
Probably was... Oh, my God.
What is happening?
It probably was as simple as...
Like this.
Hey.
Go to Romania.
She was like, booked, ticket, buy, go.
And then I'm like, there's no way. I check if she's liked any of the pictures.
She's liked them, commented.
She's commented top G with hard eyes on some of the pictures.
I said, ooh, charge it to the game.
You checked a lot.
Yeah.
You were checking likes and comments.
Oh, no, I'm a sicko. were checking likes and comments oh no i'm a
sicko little creeper yeah i'm a sicko um yeah so shout out to andrew tate for what for shout out
to andrew tate for stealing a potential date from you yeah stealing a female yeah and i'm like at
this point it's like not like a jealousy thing where i'm like i can't go out there anymore but
it's like i can't compete you know what i mean it's like i can't do so let's just cancel ours
like you can go to romania he can buy you a you know a urus something exactly come here
i can get you i mean we can share cheese curds at the local apple yeah we're going to applebee's
we're doing the two for 20 if you go to it so it's just like that's chili's yeah it's gone
r.i.p they took the two for 20 out of two two for 25 gone forever damn so me and olivia our favorite not like but like
it's pretty close to our favorite just because convenience typically in and out good we knew
exactly what we like we went to chili's almost religiously two for 25 every single time cheese
fries we got our two things and then dessert at the end. It's gone It's gone, man
Have you heard have you been Applebee's before yes, have you been out?
Have you been Applebee's a night yes
Have you been to Applebee's on I believe it's
Monday nights, it's like half price apps. Oh, no, I'm talking about for drinks
Well, I know what you're talking about, but I'm saying if you go Monday nights
you can get like cheese sticks boneless wings and the little wonton tacos whatever each normally eight nine a piece bam like twelve dollars you have three full-blown
appetizers in front of you drink a water tip about 150 i was talking about i was talking about drinks
yeah i know but i don't care i like food so i know but but like applebee's at night is like apparently yeah it's like a club
it is like nice dollar pitcher margaritas
it we should go to applebee's tonight let's go to applebee's tonight i'm down let's do it let's
do it okay so i went to applebee's oh oh one'm down. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, so I went to Applebee's. Oh, one more.
I'll try it again.
Oh, that reminds me.
Awkward moments.
Your couch is creaking.
It always creaks.
The most awkward moment.
Awkward moment.
The most awkward moment ever is trying to go for a fist bump with somebody that has no rhythm.
Oh, God.
That'll make
you itch that'll it'll literally like make you feel uncomfortable like you're you'll go oh my
god it's making me sick because a fist bump you're supposed to power up at the beginning and meet in
the middle people with no rhythm start the fist bump slow and then they and then they follow
yeah it's like hey hey oh god it's like hey my knuckles it's still a bone i don't know what you
hit on a day-to-day but it's like calm down they'll be like do open hand but imagine if it was a knuckle
like it's like they were they're going for dap right but then when they see you're like
like wow monkey pox is like let's just get some knuckles they're like i'm like you mother like don't you ever do that yeah like what was that
you're bad no that's horrible and just handshakes in general it's i have so many awkward handshake
moments it's because okay to be honest like the average person might not have the same handshake
as a former athlete said athlete been in locker room whole life.
You always handshake.
It's always like you can walk up to any other hooper of all time.
Right.
And it's probably going to be this sector.
Right here.
You lock there, and then you close it.
Like a simple just.
You snap?
Yeah.
I snap.
I snap.
Don't snap.
Not a triple quadruple, but that got ingrained me as well not ever if it's someone I don't know
No, if it was you or me, whatever bang bang snap
No, no, if I'm dabbing somebody and I go and they leave with a snap I walk away like this fucking loser
It's not for everybody the snaps not for everybody. It's like a it's like a Costco card
You have to have a membership to get a snap out of me
So don't make me feel like that. Don't you do that.
But you have other people that are, you know, in like in that culture, but not like it's
like standards and they don't know them.
Yeah.
And but it's like to them, that's normal to that.
To us, it's normal.
So you'll get these sometimes like someone will just go for this one into that.
Right.
And you'll get like one person doing that and the other guy going for the grip it's like and then you're just like you know what
i don't you know i don't like is the three layered handshake where they go all three sectors of your
hand like this so they go grip here and then finish with the fingertips don't finish with my
fingertips worst thing that happens to me often i don't know why but it's like us having a little bit larger than normal hands right in the average so many times this happens if another
man i keep leaving from the mic sorry if another man goes for a formal handshake right business
someone older or same age but you don't know them right and they go to give you this right here
right i don't know if it's the length of their hand is not matching up but this happens way too
often for you pinch the and it's like they do it to me not matching up, but this happens way too often for me. You pinch the – and it's like –
No, they do it to me.
And it's dainty.
No, they do it to me, and it makes me feel dainty.
But that's not the vibe I'm going for, obviously.
I'm going to shake your hand.
Grip, good grip.
It was a pleasure, right?
Yep.
But they – it's like they don't have no more hand to give,
and I still have some inches, and it's like it just stops right here.
And they do this to me.
And it's – yeah, it's bad. It's like, are you about to kiss my hand? It's like it just stops right here and they do this and it's yeah
it's bad it's like are you about to kiss my hand don't do that to me but it happens so have you
ever had a handshake war with somebody that's like no you like you meet somebody's father no
there's a girl in high school i met her father and she's like bro you can't do this to me you're
getting personal okay sorry but it made me mad because he was he did like he shook my hand but then he like
he gripped it hard and it kept going and did he turn you like that yes and i was like i was like
don't try to dominate my and you know what i did i was going back and forth i'm not losing this
i was going back and forth you feel a quick look and you're like okay well
he's like yeah you better you turn around you're like 11 30 yeah handshakes are oh god
it's a lost art that it's a lost art but in the same respect if you meet a random with a perfect
handshake it says a lot like it like a fan or something and it's just butter it's like
i knew it and you walk away feeling good.
A hand shake can do a lot.
A hand who?
What?
What, Olivia?
You know what?
Also, another awkward moment.
It's kind of demoralizing.
Like, whenever, I don't know if anybody else does this.
When you're in the car alone, you blast the music all the way and you have a concert.
Like, you're singing top of your lungs type of vibe.
100%.
And have you ever, like, say you're listening to Adele, maybe.
All the time.
And she hits that nice run.
And she's like, and you go for it.
But then like.
But then you don't have 10 on your car and the person next to you at the red light sees you and they look through because your car is a fishbowl and they see you singing at the top of your lungs.
And then you feel awkward on the inside and you feel embarrassed for no reason because you don't know that person.
No.
Okay.
You're right.
No, that doesn't happen to me.
I was just an example. No, like your voice cracks on a run. Okay. You alright? No, that doesn't happen to me. I was just an example.
No, like your voice cracks on a run.
Oh. And so you're feeling the song.
You're like, do you remember the three of us in the car with Darnell?
All right.
Another Juco story.
Darnell Butler.
Shout out to you.
Shout out to Darnell.
You're still hooping.
You should be.
You're a pro.
You should be.
Oh.
I don't know.
Garrett hit me up today.
Garrett did?
Tibidore, yep. Oh, wow. Shout out to Garrett. He's a menace. That is a man. He should be. Oh. I don't know. Garrett hit me up today. Garrett did? Tibidow, yep.
Oh, wow.
Shout out to Garrett.
He's a menace.
That is a man.
Gotta have Garrett on here eventually.
No, I can't.
But Darnell, shout out to you.
Chocolate Dropout was his nickname.
Yep.
But man can sing.
Like straight up.
Beautiful.
Actually sing.
Like sounds like he was raised in the choir.
Yeah, you can tell he grew up in the church.
So we were in the car one night. I think it adele it was yep no it was sam sam smith
it was oh it had to be sam we love sam when uh the thrill of it all dropped we were listening
to that on i mean full-blown collegiate basketball players that sam smith that's what we're blasting
in the car yep so one night i'm vulnerable my good friends dar friends, Darnell's a good singer, he hits his little part
and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna step up to the plate.
I'm gonna give it my best shot.
Oh, and Sam just does what Sam does,
hits this beautiful thing.
And you know how when you do a Snapchat video,
if your car is connected to Bluetooth and it'll stop?
So someone goes to record me and I literally was like,
ha, ha, ha,, it demoralized me.
And Darnell just started to laughing.
And I out loud,
I go,
that was so bad.
And I was so ashamed.
He was so serious too.
I have that video.
I really tried hard and it was really bad.
And that's like embarrassing.
Like if you were just like singing,
like a little half,
whatever,
and it was bad,
you can play it off.
Like,
bro,
I wasn't trying to sing.
I gave it my all. It was awful. was awful so hey speaking of for the discord i have that video that he's talking about i'm gonna put it in the discord only discord only in the discord yep that's
so good that's good that you brought that up hey that's why we have you yeah
no see there you go i said come, and you went with a different one.
What are we trying to do?
Follow instructions.
We're doing it again.
Okay.
It's going to give me carpal tunnel.
What is that?
You just hit the...
All right.
Oh.
WD-40?
Do you need some?
Golly.
Oh, shit, bro.
I'm sitting on a wooden pallet.
It's just like, er, eat, er, eat, er, eat.
Guy, what do we talk about?
I kind of like, fuck the topics kind of right now.
It's kind of like this vibe we're in.
I'm just kidding.
I'm kidding.
I love to always bring you back down a notch.
I say you hit that next one.
The weird childhood friend?
You can hit that later. The next one. The say you hit that next one the weird childhood friend you can hit that later the next one the awkward moments the next one sorry why insane yeah uh that one because
you already you gave a you gave a prelim an intro to it okay so speak about it because i want to
hear i know where you live and it is a very weird neighborhood but i want to hear what you're where
you're going with it like the place where i live now i think it's like a twilight zone like it's not a real
place where i live it's not like i see these strangest things that no human should be open
to and i see it on a daily basis and when i tell this the people watching this video are not going
to believe anything i'm saying went to a hoop session yesterday hoop with some good friends it was great
runs uh i see a friend that you know last time i saw him was at the wedding haven't seen him in a
while he goes bro you know i watch him like every like every time they post right i was like oh
thanks he goes come on are they all real and i was like i was like dude i wish that i was creative
enough to make this stuff up but they're like it's I'm not, I don't know what to tell you.
You can believe it if you don't want to, but it's real.
I'm like, especially with him, all of his solo stories, that's him.
And I certainly believe them because I've spent enough time.
But the Juco stories, there's two sets.
What are you doing?
All right, calm down, you basset hound.
First things first, you are a human, not a dog. Stop that. Second thing.
Did you just spit on our carpet?
Or rug, sorry.
You spit on the rug.
There was something in my mouth.
Why would you do that?
It was scaring me.
It was scaring me.
Wipe your eyes off.
You spit on the rug.
Yeah.
Like it was his lawn.
He literally went... Is my mouth bleeding?
No, it's not.
It's not.
Oh, my god.
Hold on.
Oh.
God, that just pissed me off.
That just angered me.
There was something in my mouth, but it felt like it was not leaving, and it was scaring me.
Spit in your cup.
I'm not done with it.
Stand up, spit in the trash can.
Go get that. I own this. I can spit on it if I want to done with it stand up spit in the trash can go get I own this
I can spit on it
if I want to
I mean that's true
that's freakish
oh and you're gonna
rub it in
let it get nice
and nice
and saturated
down there
I can't tell you
the story yet
what was I talking about
my crazy neighborhood
yeah
sorry for that guys
should I cut that out
ah
I don't know
that's
um
okay it's insanity
what are you looking at them oh the uh like some of the crazy things i've seen in my neighborhood
recently like i couch creaks one more time like i'm gonna rob van dam this couch from the top
turnbuckle and frog splash this hoe into oblivion if this creeps one more time
i'm about to this is pissing me off i am no just i gotta like i'm so sweaty right now i'm just gonna
sit up all right so like some of the crazy things i've seen in my neighborhood like this was
recently i'm telling
you no one's gonna believe this when i say it but i was driving out of my apartment complex in the
first car that i saw driving towards me had like a raccoon stuffed on the like in the on the what's
it on the dashboard of their car like oh like oh it was inside and they had like a stuff like
raccoon it had like an action position
it was like i kid you not bro i thought you were talking about like i was about to say that's semi
normal like if someone hits said feral and keeps driving and if they don't want to grab with their
bare hand bare hands i don't blame them and they keep driving until they get home i was like okay
they probably hit it they're going to keep going I thought you meant it's in its bumper. No, this.
It was inside the windshield.
Inside, yes.
Taking position.
Stuff.
So they found a raccoon, taxidermied it,
and decided, hey, where else would I put this?
The dashboard of my car.
And it was like a 98 Civic.
You can tell a lot by someone's car, to be honest.
You can tell a lot about a person by their car. I don't want car shame people i don't want a car no i'm not talking about the
no i didn't mean that not the car you drive if it gets you from a to b hey my motto rough ride
beats a smooth walk that thing could be like no not the car you drive the inside of your car oh
yeah you can tell a lot about like this jeep culture they all have
little ducks yeah i got ducks yeah i don't know where that came from it's called ducking a jeep
so you basically put it doesn't matter let me get into the rest of this goddamn story but basically
whatever's on the inside of your car i can tell a lot about you if you're grimy dirty a cretin
anything if you spit on rugs i can probably tell by the inside of your car go the other
what noise was that are you okay okay? It sounded like a dog.
Like a whimper.
It sounded like a whimpering, whining dog that's waiting for its owner at the front door.
You in?
The other...
That's her blood sugar.
Yeah, she's about to pass out.
Where is your wife at?
I don't...
She's gone.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Hope that didn't...
Go, neighborhood.
The other thing I saw driving out of my neighborhood, there was a guy.
I swear to God, he was in a truck.
He had the window down, the driver's side window down.
His foot was outside of the driver window, barefoot.
I saw toes, palm of the foot on his side mirror, driving like this.
And he was so comfortable, cigarette in the mouth, going like this.
And I'm like.
If I was
in a motorcycle I would intentionally go between the two lanes and flick his toe and drive off
but do you understand how crazy that is to have your hooves on the side mirror that is nuts and
it's barefoot and I'm just saying that to set the scene of what kind of environment that I live in
but the other day I saw the craziest thing ever in my neighborhood ever so there's like fast food
there's like a little chain of fast food restaurants by where I live I was hungry one day
as I am always every day I go to this fast food restaurant the line was you should see his fridge
I go I go to this fast food restaurant and the line is too long I'm like you know what I'm not
gonna be lazy I'm gonna go inside I never go inside because I just like to sit in my car and not be around humans. I go inside and
I'm ordering my food at the kiosk. I'm saying, I would like this. I would like this. As I'm ordering
my food, I see out of my peripheral, there's a woman. That's normal. But when I, factory reset.
But when I look at this woman, she's dressed like mary poppins i kid you not she has
the full gown on she has the hat the trench coat the lipstick mascara didn't mary poppins have
like a cane or something she had all of it she had the she had the cane but i think it was an
umbrella it's 104 degrees outside no clouds why do you have an umbrella yeah why do you have that
much that much lay on your body some people do have an umbrella if it's really hot outside block
the sun uv no so it's it's insane like i was looking at her i was like that's mary poppins
i see her inside she has no food on her spoon full of she has no food on her table she's not
talking anybody not on her phone she has a trench coat on her body trench coat over the lap she's looking out the window just staring hasn't blinked yet she's like this
I'm like I'm terrified of her now I'm just not gonna go anywhere near her so I sit a couple
booths behind her so I can keep an eye on her just in case she's doing any funny business
so as I'm waiting for my food to come to me so I can take it back to my car and eat it
I'm just sitting there but I'm keeping an eye on her she hasn't moved an inch I'm like she's just sitting here
alone no one's with her she's by herself she's looking out the window all of a sudden a man that
looks like he expired three years ago walks into this establishment like he might be the oldest
person I've ever seen oh like weekend at Bernie's how are you moving yeah like it's that's
that's not mean but that's what you look like okay like he's old cam he's about to be stuffed
and taxidermied and be on the next dashboard exactly exactly but he walks in and starts to
beeline towards her i'm like oh they're with each other this woman's like 45 this guy's 110
not sure the relationship doesn't matter but
this man walks in with an abundance of groceries all down the arms bags of groceries i'm like why
are you bringing that in his joints are still allowing him to hold groceries at 110 it was it
was he did some lateral astonishing but why are you bringing that into this fast food restaurant
you can order food right there why are're bringing your whole groceries in here he brings in the whole groceries sits across from her takes all
the groceries out and puts them on the table this man starts cooking what looks like to be a potato
salad i kid you not he is cooking like a potato salad on this table restaurant people are not
gonna believe me when i say this i i have a video of like this happening it's like it looks like sasquatch footage because i was scared to like pull out
my camera but i have a video of her sitting across from 110 year old man making potato salad i'm like
okay i have to get out of here soon like things are getting very weird what restaurant was this
it was a whataburger but a lot of people don't know what a burger is oh that's true it's the
goat so yeah so everything was normal they were
quiet still no words have been said to each other i'm looking to see if they're communicating over
this potato salad getting chefed up they're not all of a sudden the 110 year old man stands up
and goes you never tell me what i do right what's happening now they're in an altercation i kid you not mary poppins goes i just wanted some more bread jerry
people are i swear on everything i love that this happened as soon as they start getting a
screaming match i'm like i don't want anything to do with mary poppins and jerry i'm going back
to my car i go back to my car i'm like okay maybe that's the craziest thing that i'll see today i
glad i didn't stay here for too long.
I don't know what's about to go on.
Maybe she's going to fly away with this potato salad.
I go through the rest of the day, but at nighttime, I was like, oh, I kind of want this food.
Like, I want to cook something.
So I need to go to Target to get the ingredients to cook something for tonight.
I go to Target, and it's right before Target's about to close.
There's not a lot of people in there.
All the workers are in there putting stuff up, putting all the carts up.
Getting ready to leave. So as I go to the
checkout, the lady's scanning
my stuff. I'm just kind of looking through the
Target. You know, people watching, doing my thing as she's
scanning my groceries. And as she's scanning
my groceries, guess who I see
doing a quick gallop through the
Target towards the exit?
It's either Jerry or Mary Poppins. Mary Poppins.
Same outfit is inside of the
target galloping galloping making a beeline to the exit i'm like why does she look so frantic right
now why is she in there she had a cart full of groceries and she's galloping towards the exit
like a swift little skip and i'm like what is going on as soon as she hits the sliding doors
mary poppins is gone she sprints
out of this Target with groceries all the workers are like turning I kid you not I'm starting to
walk out now I'm done with my groceries as soon as she beelines I'm kind of heading towards the door
there's a man a small man that works at Target I think he like cleans up the area because he had
like a bunch of cleaning utensils and he's putting carts up and stuff. He turns to me and goes, where does she go?
That's your job.
It's like I'm I witnessed that with you.
What do you what do you mean?
Do you think I have a ring doorbell set up on the outside and I have footage?
It was and I have a video of like when i drove out i saw her on the
side of the street with the target bag like making a beeline towards that where that restaurant was
like she was heading to the woods somewhere i don't know with this cart of groceries uh yeah
so mary poppins uh escaped from target yeah and stole groceries no from target yeah and then flew
away yeah and the short cleaning man wanted you to help him on this quest.
Oh, and I didn't say this about the short cleaning man.
He had a Mario hat on and he says, where does she go?
It's like, it's like you're living.
It's like you're living in a, in like a level of like smash bros meets Dallas meets regular
life activities.
Yeah.
It's unbelievable.
With a DLC pack of like insane this. I don't know if that was a good storyc pack of like insaneness i don't know
if that was a good story it's true but i don't know like it's like i feel like it's so crazy
people aren't gonna believe it but i swear and i have videos and pictures so discord you'll see
the video and there's no well that's going on tiktok so i'll have to put that on the oh yeah
like if you're in the discord you would have seen that like as soon as um it happened
you didn't seem too interested in that story no i was very interested there wasn't much point for
me to interject because i was listening to everything it was unreal that's yeah um what
should we do next should we do the uh so you talk about my weird childhood friend let's hear it
so in elementary school i had this childhood friend and i think his family was pretty wealthy
because my parents really didn't let me go to my friend's house as a kid but like my parents met
their parents and then uh my parents like did a drive-by in the house and they're like oh the
house is really nice the parents are cool yeah peyton you can go over to this friend's house
stabbed in elementary what do you what what do you say to me right now yeah i didn't mean to
cut you off but i did yeah i was i was oh with the pencil yeah oh yeah yeah you did say that
yeah you all right no every time i hear elementary just kind of takes me back to that
i was in crazy let me just but so my friend yeah sorry about that just went through something but uh so my parents finally let me go to this
friend's house now i go into this friend's house and the first thing that these
the first thing so i go over to the
i have a podcast. Let's go.
So I go over to this friend's house, and the first thing the parents say to me as soon as I step foot in the house, they're like.
That was a lot of S's.
I can see why you're messing up.
That was a lot of S's.
And I go over to this friend's house, and the parents, the first thing the parents said to me when I said.
All right, go.
First thing the parents said to you when you stepped foot in the house.
The first thing that the parents said to me when I stepped foot in the house was like hey peyton can you take off your shoes and your socks nope
hey johnny i'll catch you tomorrow i'm like oh especially me with my toe i'm like okay like yeah
that's fine that's your household rules it's not a cultural thing i don't think because they're from
iowa like i don't look i don't know what's going on. But, hey, I'm a guest.
I will do what you ask me to do.
I take off my shoe.
I take off my sock.
Now, I'm like an 8-year-old kid.
I'm sure my feet didn't smell the freshest.
But you want that on your floors.
That's fine.
It's up to you.
They had carpet.
You like extra cleaning.
They had carpet and tile and wood, all three in that same house.
It was a very strange house.
You didn't even have to tell me what was on
the floor if they're making me take off my shoes and socks it's pretty strange from the rip it was
a it was a weird experience and it gets even weirder i could only imagine because they start
to break down to me the household rules now i haven't even made it halfway into the living room
yet and i'm getting explaining the household rules that's fine but ease me into it you know
what i mean don't bombard me with a
to-do list of rules inside of your house that i'm already i'm anxious let me play with your son
i didn't come up for chores yeah rules i want to go play with the lego set yeah i'm not going to
touch anything in your kitchen not happening leaving any doors open i'm not doing that
but all the rules were kind of normal like they're're a little uptight, but I'm like hey, I respect your household.
But there was one rule that made me real uncomfortable.
And I promise you, if you do this in your house,
you need to be evaluated,
you need an appointment to something.
I kid you not, they said hey,
if you need to use the restroom,
if it's yellow, leave it mellow mellow now I said what does that mean
I'm eight define mellow I'm like what is this riddle that you're giving me and so I are you
the troll at the end of the bridge why am I why am I having to think and so I'm confused I say
yes sir yes ma'am to them but then i turn to my friend i'm like
hey what does that mean what is leave it mellow i mean he says if it's not number two just leave
it in the toilet okay so they were conserving water but at that age no no no no you don't know
no no no no no no no no no yes they had a specific toilet designed for just pee
how much pee has been sitting in that toilet for
how long because think if there's never number two in that toilet you never flush that toilet
i'm sitting on three years of urine of urine i'm not sitting because oh i'm standing over three
years of urine right now was okay you have to you have to put me there
where was this toilet at so it was like a half bathroom so it was nothing but a toilet in a in a
sink the the poos are for the bedrooms and stuff like the full bathroom yeah the fools so i walk
in i have to pee i'm a kid i have to pee i think every human doesn't matter your age you have to
pee kid adult anyone so i go over to this pee bathroom where i'm supposed to leave it mellow the lid's down i'm like all right that's fine you don't want me to
that's fine that's courteous i guess i open it up it smelled like gasoline copper it sounds like it
smells like they just threw pennies like it was corroded on this it was the nastiest thing i have
ever witnessed in my life i understand
you're trying to conserve energy or whatever conserve water
but if you're leaving it mellow for longer than three hours flush it screw you flush it that's
so you said three hours i'm saying imagine, weeks, months and then to three years.
Like how long has that been in there?
Where does it go?
That's my thing.
Are you scooping it?
Where like you have to flush.
Yes.
To relieve the liquid.
Yep.
Yes you do.
If you go.
That's disgusting.
That's so gross.
Okay, so...
What is your YouTube looking like?
What are you watching on YouTube?
Outside of the mics,
we just got confirmation
that you don't have to flush.
So I was under the assumption
you fill the toilet bowl,
it will eventually reach
its maximum capacity
and overflow, right?
We just got confirmation
that it will seep back in so to say oh so
you're comparing hoarders that's it you know you shouldn't be doing order of
your urine oh disgusting so it's not being used because it's not flushed. Mm-hmm. The water evaporates.
Okay, no.
So apparently you don't have to flush it.
So there's an actual possibility that when the urine level... First...
Oh, my God.
First off...
God, I'm just starting to picture it.
It's...
I'm telling you.
That's why I was saying your reaction wasn't big enough for what I was saying.
It was like orange almost
and there's so many there's so many types of urine too there's dehydrated urine asparagus
asparagus piss regular piss clear piss like it's just a piss jambalaya in their toilet at this point and this that oh my
god that would that would honestly you know what that would do that would make me fake homesick
and call my mom to come pick were you staying the night or just hanging i was supposed to stay the
night my mom my mom picked me up right your mom would have never your mom would have never let
you go back over there if you told her that in the car ride in the car ride back my mom oh my god in the car but i was so quiet i was like this like in the car
and my mom was like hey we did everything it was everything okay like what they what happened over
there do to you yeah i told her about the leave it mellow situation she goes your mom might have
busted a ue and went and knocked down this door like she goes she she slow down process let it render
and then spit it out she goes payton you're never going over there again especially your mom yeah i
that's that is disgusting like it was a really earthy home because at the time i didn't understand
what everything meant in the house probably like they were probably if if you say it's really earthy and like environment this environment so that
like they probably made their own like what's it called uh compost or somewhere like you can take
yeah like with the poop like they take their poop or whatever and like old that's like vegetable
stuff like that and like essentially make it into a soil for their garden and all that stuff
and then you eat that because you go okay we're not gonna put a serial killer yeah they might have
a local death cemetery in their backyard as well that that's oh my god i ran into my first kiss
ever recently recently wow it was insane she's still she's so pretty what'd you say I ran into my first kiss ever. Recently? Recently.
Wow.
It was insane.
She's still pretty.
What'd you say?
Nothing.
I'll tell you what happened.
I was, so, oh, I don't know if my parents know this.
Oh, God.
Now they do.
So I went to pre-K, right?
Do you know what pre-K is?
No, I know what pre-K is. Your first kiss was in pre-k right do you know pre-k is no i know what pre-k is your first kiss
was in pre-k it was bad i mean that happens but was it like a real one like no no no i'll tell
you what happened like these and i didn't initiate it was a real one that's creepy you're even asking
it pre-k is like four years old i'm saying was it just like i'll tell you exactly how it happened
so at recess every day there was these two girls right i don't want to say their name i remember
their names there's these two girls and i guess I don't want to say their names. I remember their names.
There was these two girls, and I guess, like, I wasn't into girls.
Like, I was just like, ooh, colors and video games.
You were four.
Yeah.
But these girls were, like, I guess really into me.
And so every day at recess, they're like, Peyton, let's play house.
Yeah, they liked the skinny frail kid with long hair.
I had a buzz cut back then. You can see my dill.
Oh, that was before Troy Palamalo?
Yeah, yeah.
And so at recess every day, we'd and they would, they would attack me and there was like this big wooden like, like wall.
What house are you living in? We're playing a house and you're trying to hunt me down. Like, is this Hansel and Gretel?
Like you're just... Hansel, that's the one with the... I don't know. I skipped that part.
Where she cooks them and puts them in the
oven feel the back of my knee no okay that's like two times you're trying to do that stop
sorry okay so they attacked you in the house so they would literally two girls would grab me
like this and push me against this wooden wall and then they would just like kiss me like make
like make out oh i was like but like obviously like when it
the first time it happened I was like wow I like this like this is but it happened like through
the whole recess every day it was yeah and and then our teacher would come and she would like
get mad because I was you can't be doing that she'd be like Peyton so and so I can say her name
I'll bleep it out no I don't want to edit it so Peyton
so-and-so timeout and then I snitched I was like it's not me it's them two so they got uh timeout
and then I just was free roaming or whatever you're just still playing house I was still
playing house by myself I was a single man for the single house it's kind of like I am now
and so yeah that happened
like all of pre-k every day all the recess and i remember and i was like it got to a point where i
was in love with that woman like i was like i love her she was so pretty like she was like a beautiful
woman and i've always wondered like y'all were four by the way but she was beautiful wasn't a
woman you weren't a man okay but i'm saying like as a kid that's what i was thinking and like through
the years of like growing up in like elementary school middle school i was always
like i wonder what she's doing now like wonder what she like looks where does she live you know
what i mean so i would always go through the yearbooks and she was never in that yearbook
and i was like fuck i'll never find her until until i was leaving no no no i was leaving this
restaurant right i was leaving this restaurant, right? I was leaving this restaurant
and I was pulling out of the parking spot and this girl was zooming around the corner and we
almost got in a head-on collision. And I was like this to her, but she didn't react back. She just
kind of like stared at me like this. And I was like, why is she staring at me like this? Like,
maybe she watches the podcast. I don't know what this is. And so like nothing happens. I go home and I check my DMs and I get a DM from this lovely looking woman.
And she goes, I almost ran into you in the parking lot.
That's the only thing I see in the DM.
Yeah, in the preview of the DM.
So I'm like, how the hell did you find me?
I click and she goes, I'm so-and-so.
We went to preschool together.
And she was like, you used to always went to preschool together and she was like you
used to always get me in trouble because i would kiss you i i like stalked her instagram she's
married now she's she's a model now congrats yeah wow that is a short world small small
short long world long world um yeah sorry that's wild yeah it's crazy
what did i up no it was just playing house getting attacked getting smooched on for 20 minute time periods then snitching and my mom worked at like this building across from the preschool like
and it was like a high-rise building and she had a window like desk and so I'd always be afraid that she'd be watching me so I'd be
smooching and like looking I'm like please mom don't be watching mom god my parents are gonna
watch this imagine bro she's probably gonna be like oh I knew the whole time whatever good for
her um video submission video fan submission um so I always ask on twitter you have to be following
me on twitter send me a video dm and your face will be on the podcast.
And we got one.
So let's watch it.
And my old manager just texted me.
Should I read it live on air?
Nope.
She just sent me the salt emoji.
That's it.
Just the salt emoji.
She's salty.
I haven't worked there for like a year and a half.
Something you've done displeased her. don't know i don't care she was a fan submission video fan submission
let me pull it up um what's her name i want to get her name i think the name's in the video
oh ready one two three hi payton i really love podcast. I've been subscribed for a while now. Thank you.
I just wanted to ask, what are some of your hot takes?
Thank you, first of all.
What's her name?
Let me get her name.
Her name is Kat.
Shout out to Kat on Instagram for sending that video submission.
Follow me on Instagram at PSHA to send your video submissions,
and you'll be on the podcast.
So a hot take.
I thought you said Twitter.
Instagram.
Whoa!
You said Twitter the first time. No, I didn't. didn't yeah see okay that's my feel the back of my knee no okay hot takes like in life
or sports or just i didn't ask the question yeah there wasn't a rubric um it's hot takes okay you
you go first why because she submitted it to you she said said, hi, Peyton. She didn't say, hi, Peyton. She said, hi, Peyton.
She did say, hi, Peyton.
It's okay.
Shout out to Kat.
A hot take.
Spicy food is unnecessary.
Wrong.
I like spicy food.
My hot take.
Honey bunches of oats is not an old people cereal.
Oh, that's a regular take.
I feel like everybody should agree on that.
Thank you.
Burn in hell.
She said, pineapples belong on pizza.
What's another one?
Wait, wait.
Let me explain my spicy food thing because I don't want people to think it's a bad thing.
You know what I'm saying?
People would clip that and then be like, he hates people.
So I just think I don't understand being uncomfortable when you eat.
You know what I'm saying?
If I'm eating something, that's for me to be happy yeah or fulfill me and so i don't understand like
having to do that while i'm eating i don't want that don't ever do that ever um or scary movies
unnecessary no scary movies it's a whole experience i have enough angst by myself i don't need to be
sitting there sweating through a two-hour film. I mean, spicy food.
Spicy and hot are different.
Spicy, I like a good spice.
Like, hot, I'm all for.
I can do hot.
But spice, where it's like, hot is like, it hits you and it's like a physical heat.
But spice is like a lingering.
It's like constantly there.
It's like really messing with you.
I mean, no, I'm not going to switch, actually. I'm not going to get on your side. like a lingering it's like constantly there it's like really messing with you i mean
no i'm not gonna switch actually i'm not gonna get on your side i enjoy hot and spicy foods so
you're wrong you know what i like to do with my takis that's the only spicy thing i'll eat what i
do with my takis is basically when i i buy them from the gas station i open them up and i just
leave them on the counter for two and a half hours. A stale takis is really good.
That's ridiculous.
Try it.
Try it at home.
Go to the store right now.
Go to the takis.
Open them up.
Leave them on the counter for two and a half hours.
Do not try that.
I'm very nervous about talking about food because I don't want y'all to talk about my refrigerator.
I already hinted at it once.
Yeah, but don't say what's in it.
I threw it out.
Yes, you put it in my regular garbage.
Yeah, we threw... It should have been on the house it should have um so that's the great video submission from kat thank you so much if you want
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the podcast oh god here as long as you don't spit on the carpet rug
Can't believe I did that can't believe I keep calling it carpet. Um, okay last topic here. I
Feel like I'm alone on this one and I'm scared. Do you talk to yourself?
The fact that I'm thinking about it's bad no I
Talk to myself often like I might share a thought with myself and in my head but i'm never like should we do this you know i don't i don't mean
like i just like out loud i'm like hey how you doing and i'm like good you know what i mean it's
just like what i do is please good thanks for asking please don't judge me but what i do is i
make up conversations in my head like preparing for
something that a conversation that might happen you know i mean like if i'm in this situation
that is called ultra anxiety really ladies and gentlemen yeah if you're having to prep yourself
no no no it's not like a prep thing no it's prepping no no no because you literally said
i make up conversations to prepare and prepare is a certain i don't know the i can't say the perfect one but
to prepare is preparation no but i'm saying you said this word and now i'm saying the same word
in a different tense and you're saying it's not but i'm not saying like you are preparing for
conversation it's not only when there's like something happening like it could be a random
tuesday and be like what if i'm in this situation like how would that conversation go and then i'll
be like literally like in my head preparing whatever so it'll be like i'll be like what if i'm in this situation like how would that conversation go and then i'll be like literally like in my head preparing whatever so it'll be like i'll be like this like saying
this and then they say that and i'm like oh this would be a good response but i'm not saying i'm
just going through the conversation and then the only time i audibly make a noise is when i say
something funny in my head and so i'll just be like you're just sitting there no that's yeah
you're on your own on that one buddy the most i ever do is like
if i'm by myself i will um i'll just you know sing like i can hit a little lyric or two and sing but
that's about it ashlyn take that mic right there ashlyn talks to herself but you talk to yourself
right but you do it a little a little different how do you talk to yourself I talked to myself you know
mostly I do it in the gym but you talk to yourself in the head do you talk to
yourself in the head like but okay if you have if you go to the gym you know
and if you're a girl you have your airpods in you know and i'm like okay like i'm gonna go grab this
weight uh it just kind of like talking myself through especially if there's a lot of dudes in
the area one it makes them to where they won't talk to me two i'm just like let's go grab this
so you're gonna do this time out people think i'm on facetime yeah so did
you okay would you deem that as a normal thing for you or you develop that through a defense
mechanism to be left alone in the gym i don't think you only do it so on the first thought
i think by the way she said that majority of it is in the gym. So I'm going to assume it's number two.
It just became a habit.
You know, you're like, wow, I can really get in and out and not be bothered if I do this.
Okay.
So due to that, did you, I don't know if you asked this or not in one of your Q and A's.
Why are you pointing at me?
But is there a proper way for a male?
You did ask this, didn't you?
I didn't ask this, but we can talk about it we
could talk about it is there a proper way for a male to approach a woman in the gym
i doesn't happen to me i have no clue i have my forever gym partner we're locked in if a man
how how would you accept a random man approaching you in the or what's the correct way if he
approached me after i finished with my set
or if I'm drinking my water
or like if I'm walking somewhere,
sure, but mid-set, no.
Don't talk to me.
Okay, hopefully they have enough,
okay, that's obvious.
If they come up to you in the middle,
you're literally repping something out
and they're like, hey.
That's happened.
Hey, how are you?
Okay, that's disgusting.
I've had guys be like,
how many more do you got?
I'm mid- mid set i'm
like oh i got like four more yeah they're like oh can i get can i get your snap can i get your
number and it's like no yeah crazy i'm talking about what is disrespect what's annoying and then
what's appropriate like do they is it cliche to hey you know i've seen you coming to the gym what
no da da da or whatnot and how where are you who do I've seen you coming to the gym, what, no, da, da, da, or whatnot. And how, where are you?
Who do you, who are you?
Like to break out in a whole regular conversation that you would have at like a bar scene.
But in the middle of the gym when you're sweating trying to get something done.
Is it disrespectful if they come up and they know you're trying to get something done so they get straight to the point.
You're like, hey, I see you.
You look great.
I just thought I'd let you know that.
Leading with you look great is that's a power move
that's very powerful i think so too i think it's better to just go in get straight to the point
just be like hey like i thought you looked good um i want to get to know you more if you're
comfortable with it can i get your number or whatever because no matter because no matter like
how nice or whatever their conversation is if it's long that's the only thing that's in your
mind this man's literally talking my ear off and i'm wasting my time like five minutes my heart rate
has now dropped yeah yeah okay i haven't been to the gym in like two years but disrespectful it'd
be like i don't know i i find it very weird when guys just stare at the gym i'd rather you come up
and talk to me than just stare like 35 feet away yeah the last time i i you know i have a hard time
going up to girls you've you've tried to coach me into going up to somebody before like it takes a
while i think this is a good time to coach me on on how to how to do that because the last time i
went up to a girl i said hey do you have a number or a boyfriend oh that's golden dude honestly that might be
the best way though like just a funny mess up showing you're like human yeah like out the gate
but people try to like set me up for failure they're like bro just go to her and flip your tiktok at her i'm like what like that's ass like i would never do that that's sick that's
sick you don't want somebody that wants you for clout no no yeah no but i'm out of the game i got
mine let us know in the comments i just go how was work babe that's it let us know in the comments. I just go, how was work, babe?
That's it.
Let us know in the comments how a woman should approach a man.
Oh, I got this one.
Are you talking about in life?
Life, I've done it once. Such a good topic.
Thank you so much for bringing this up.
Are you sick?
No, your hands are clammy.
I'm sweaty.
No, Cam, come here.
I need your reaction to this um this is the oh shit this is like my number one pet peeve whenever like i i'm always appreciative if a
girl wants to shoot a shot at me i like that when girls make the first move it's my favorite thing
but when a girl tries to slide in my dms and like in my basketball era the number one thing that i like
disliked was like when they would say i can beat you one-on-one i can dunk on you i'm like you know
what i mean like get out of here delete yeah it's it's and then now the number one thing is like
oh we should go on a date so i can be in one of your stories and i'm like
don't bring up the tiktok you know what i mean like me for me yeah it's like don't
like me because i play basketball don't like me because i'm on tiktok yeah like me for payday but
i like i just like a straightforward like hey i think you're attractive like what's popping i'm
like oh and then she said she works at 7-eleven oh my god all right guys thank you so much for
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Thank you, guys.
I need a speech therapy lesson.
I need a lot of lessons.
Yeah.
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