You Should Know Podcast - ARRESTED AT CASINO -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

PATREON AVAILABLE NOW: https://www.patreon.com/YouShouldKnowPodcast Peyton’s Polaroids: https://instagram.com/peytonpolaroids?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== TRUE VAULT ESCAPADES: https://youtube.com/@AtomicWolf540:00 WE ARE BACK 3:23 Cam Joins! 6:16 LIVE SHOW REVIEW 13:18 Peyton Was Arrested for Love 19:41 Massage From HE11 27:18 Peyton Massages Cam 32:40 Citizens Arrest? 36:53 Change Your Toothbrush 44:30 New Nicknames 50:00 Peyton’s Weird Naps 54:40 The Furniture Debate 1:02:28 Duck vs. Horses 1:09:59 THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ 1:29:44 ANNOUNCEMENTS YouShouldKnow P.O. BOX 191564 2825 Oak Lawn Ave Dallas, Texas 75219 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode is brought to you by our friends at Factor. Make this your best season yet with nutritious two-minute meals from Factor. Eating well has never been this easy. Just heat it up and enjoy, giving you more time to do what you want. Cam, you know me, right? Yes, I do. Do I like cooking? No.

Do I like grocery shopping? No. Is it hard for me to eat healthy? Yes. Guess what's helped all that? Factor. Factor. They deliver meals to your literal doorstep doorstep in a box that says factor yes right and online you can pick what kind of meals they bring to you so i know there's going to be delicious cuisine in that box that i want that is healthy for me that is no prep there's no cleanup i pop

that john in the microwave i'm eating better it tastes good yummy tummy and it saves me a lot of money in time oh my god you're the time is impeccable factor powers your day with satisfying breakfasts on-the-go lunches premium dinners and guilt-free snacks and desserts it's easy to savor more this spring. Factor Meals pack in the flavor with none of the fuss. Get started at factormeals.com slash YSK50OFF and use code YSK50OFF to get 50% off plus free shipping on your first box. That's code YSK50OFF at factormeals.com slash YSK50OFF for 50% off plus free shipping. Now on to the rest of the episode.

What's better than a well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door. A well-marbled ribeye you ordered without even leaving the kiddie pool. Whatever groceries your summer calls for, Instacart has you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders. Service fees, exclusions, and terms apply.

Instacart. Groceries that over-deliver. If the cost of a bat and a baseball combined is $1.10, how much is the ball? $2.10. You put it, subtract one dollar, ten cents, X equals ten cents. Oh my God!

I have massaged you. No, you- Kim! Stop it. You told me to choke you a little bit. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, we're back! We took a week off, but we're back! That was super athletic, that back and forth.

Hey, everybody, welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, episode 68, round of applause! Please! Thank you. round of applause please we are back and we are better than ever oh we are back this is the first episode back from our live show june 30th dallas texas south side music hall what a fantastic fantastic night one more round of applause for the You Should Know Podcast team accomplishing the first headlining live show. What a beautiful time. It was an amazing experience.

We will touch on it a little bit in this podcast. If you want a full-length breakdown, it will be on Patreon on the Koala Club. The link is in the description below. Oh, I am so excited. I have missed the You Should Know Podcast family. All of you watching, we took a week off because we prerecorded the description below. Oh, I am so excited. I have missed the You Should Know Podcast family. All of you watching. We took a week off because we pre-recorded the last episode. We got a much needed break, but the energy is back.

We are ready for phase two. Phase one is done. We're ready for phase two. We are back with the energy, the high energy, the high vibes. If you're new here, you already look below. You see the subscribe button isn't pressed. You're wrong. If you look at it more below there the subscribe button, and isn't pressed, you're wrong. If you look at it more below there, you see that conversation isn't fulfilled with your name.

Guess what? Even more wrong. Go ahead and fill that out. Get your good karma. I just want to say thank you to everybody who came on June 30th at Southside Music Hall. It was so nice meeting all of you. And to the ones who couldn't make it, we'll see you hopefully in a city near you. The next show announcement will be soon. Just be sure to follow me on instagram at psha cam on instagram at cam kennedy 22 and the you should know podcast

instagram join the discord watch that watch party i will be in there hopefully and that patreon for bonus and exclusive content i love you all now on to the restmower 4.0 and let's play ball don't forget to use code psh for 20 off and free shipping at manscape.com manscaped has a full package for your package this season the performance package 4.0 checks every box it is the five tool star you've been searching for your balls club clean up below the waist in 2023 with the best lineup from manscaped trim your bat and balls with manscaped to get into the MVP discussion this season. Most valued player, of course. With the code PSH for 20% off plus free shipping at manscaped.com.

That's 20% off plus free shipping with the code PSH at manscaped.com. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, we got co-hosts. Oh, go co-hosts. Go co-hosts. Watch your hip. Watch your hip.

Watch your hip. Oh, watch your hip. We got co-hosts, Cam. Back in the studio. How are you doing, Bubba? That's your fault. That's your fault. No, it actually was.

Yeah, no. It was my own ring to hit my own ring finger on the opposite hand. I'm not going to lie. That's got to be like a weird parallel universe thing. I rarely make mistakes, so I was so confident in knowing that it was your fault. You make mistakes every day. Every single day. Name one mistake I've made in the last 24 hours.

You forgot to bring you know what to you know where. What? You know what to you know where what you know what you know where the casino yep i did not forget i brought an alternative no yes i did oh no no no what did we use the exact oh we used it okay the exact instructions was bring both you brought one oh my name's cam i'm the ruler of the universe robert tell i'll tell you what to do and if you don't do it my name, my name is Peyton. Cam asked me to do something.

I said, yeah, bro, I got you. Then I forgot, and I'm going to flip it on him and call him a ruler. Ooh, my name's Cam. I send Peyton an itinerary for everywhere I go, and God forbid he forgets one thing one time. Ooh, my name's Cam. I send Peyton itineraries because I know his brain is a little foggy. Oh, we're going to talk about brains.

Oh. We're going to talk about brains. Oh. Brains? We're going to talk about rulers, but the fan's not oscillating. It's pointing right to Payton. Oh, my name's Cam. If I want something done, I should just do it. Wow, that one was deep. Sharp fangs.

That was from the heart, buddy. We've taken a week off. We have. It was a great week, though. Good, good, good week. Very good week. Good week. Why did we take a week off, though?

Because we had our first live show June 30th at Dallas Texas House. It's like programmed in my head to say that. I can't just say we had a live show. First live show. It was called Dallas Texas House. Sorry. Get your tickets at 8 o'clock. Get your tickets there at 7 p.m.

Be there early. No, we did. That's exactly why. and it was unbelievable. Before we get into our week off, let's talk about the day of June 30th. Let's do it. For quick, hey, if you aren't there and you don't really care about us and you're a mean person, there's time stamps in the description. Click past it and you'll get to the funnies, all right?

We're still going to be funny because we're entertaining, and we're funny and we're entertaining. Yeah, what he said. I think this is the best I've looked in such a long time like i can't agree thank you i can't agree why you look better on your birthday pictures that was a long time ago though so there you go yeah it wasn't real it wasn't really he's he's so many effects green eyes like hey tone it down. It's like, hey, I'm attractive by myself. Pop your stuff. There you go. That sounded crazy. Pop your stuff.

Give me small salmon. Alright, let's talk about June 30th real quick. Let's talk about it. So the extended episode for today, for our Koala Club members, the extended episode is going to be a way more in-depth breakdown.

A full breakdown of the day. All sorts of stuff. All sorts of funnies. Things that happened that y'all didn't get to see. I was sick. A full-blown breakdown and analysis of the live show will be on Koala Club later this week. So, anyway. So, June 30th.

Hell of a day. I want to say, we'll get into the breakdown, but for everybody, I want to say thank you so much to everybody who came. So much. And the crowd was insane. The energy that y'all gave us. So good. So damn good.

So damn good. I mean, it really was, it was crazy. Like the, um, I think one of the things that got me so the doors opened at seven the show started at eight uh-huh and uh sorry i had a little belch can i smell it honestly would you think i was weird if i put my nose in your mouth when you burped uh yeah there's two reasons why i would physically never let you get that close to me one without harming you two if your nostril was inside of my mouth i would lick it and bite it and not just burp on it i've applied chapstick to your lips no with mine no you haven't no you like why do you say that no

you haven't all right back thought about it so when the doors opened it was like um it was just like piling in and so basically in our green room which it's behind the stage down the stairs hang hang a ricky hang a ricky so three doors down three doors to the right so we're in our green room, it's behind the stage, down the stairs, hang a Ricky. Hang a Ricky. Three doors down. Yeah, three doors to the right. So we're in the green room chilling, but basically we're sitting there chilling, right, just enjoying ourselves, staying calm before the show. And then right at seven, we just hear things.

It was like a thunderstorm. It was like a stampede of people just coming in. So you know what me and P have to do. We're little creeps. So we go to the side curtain. Oh, we were peeking at y'all all night. Oh, we were sitting there looking way before we were even out there. So we go to that curtain, right?

And we're like. And it just filled up so fast. It was just so. It was just awesome, really. Like, I don't know another word. To just see everybody there. To see how excited y'all were before. That's disgusting.

Before we even got out there. It it was awesome it was so cool um we can say this favorite part of the show there was a certain crowd pop okay that has to do with me oh yeah it was probably my favorite part yeah and there's pictures from that too yeah there yeah so we can't so the reason we can't say anything and a lot so we're to go to different cities, right? So you know how comedy tours work. So think of Kevin Hart, think of Dave Chappelle. They have a set, and they take that set to each city they go to, and they obviously tweak it, change some things through the stuff.

Change things for the specific location. Yeah, but it's predominantly the same show. So we're going to do that, the same show at each city we go to. We're going to obviously change some things. So that's why we're not going to spoil anything or say anything because we don't want to ruin it and if you want to come to a different city and like you went to the dallas show and you want to go to the next show wherever that's at feel free to i just don't want you to sit there and be like oh yeah it's the same show it is we're telling you right now it's the same show yeah it's a comedy show i I mean, just like any artist.

Music, anything. They drop an album. They say they're going on tour. They have a whole month and a half of dates. You think they're doing different songs? No. They have the exact same set list that they have practiced and rehearsed and got down to the T. And they're going to go and share it with all the locations.

So that's the reason I can't go too in-depth. Just know it was a crowd pop that had to do with me on the screen. And that was Nazar. That was the first idea I had of the show. Like whenever we were doing a show, that was the first one. And I'm so glad it went well. It was like perfect. It was.

It was very hilarious. My favorite part is. What was yours, buddy? Oh, shit. It was so good. I would say the intro when we ran out on the stage. It was so loud. It really was. when we ran out on the stage it was so it really loud it was like a it really what we made a joke like saying oh my god it's like a wwe entrance but it really did yeah we had our little thing go and then we came out and they built an anticipation

and i'll get out shout out to pierce shout out to Pierce. Shout out to Pierce. And I want to shout out to I want to shout out to a fan that came to the show. Okay. So after the show we did a meet and greet with 600 people. Not gonna lie to you, we're not doing that again to another city. We're not. I loved it. It was so nice

meeting each and every single one of you. I think our fans and I know every creator or person says this, their fans are the best. fans are so damn cool like meeting y'all they really are like it felt like we knew them already like it was no awkward shit like even if y'all are nervous it was just like hey it's me so it's like it's like he stinks that's it let's just you know what's up they're funny everybody was cool somebody did a backflip but yeah i want to shout out to chloe right chloe she was at – people waited like two hours for that meet and greet, which is dope.

Chloe was somewhere in the middle of the line, and she goes, Peyton and Cam, will you sign my arm? I want to get it tattooed. Now, I had like a very like conflicting thing in my brain of like, I don't know if this is right. I immediately refused because his signature is cool mine isn't i might it literally said cam like it's just cam yeah my signature is like his is dope it's his initials it's the whole tagline it's everything all in one it's it's sick

so i was like uh i'm actually not gonna do that for your own safety because you're just gonna have cam and like inmate handwriting on your arm so we're not she clued you into jail yeah so i signed her forearm i believe and it was between two other tattoos and she's i'm gonna get a tattoo and i said hey i promise you i love you and you don't have to do this i was like you i hope you don't regret it she goes i promise you i won't two days later i get tagged on instagram and she has the tattoo so round of applause for chloe getting the first ever you should know tattoo um it was it was sick don't do it we're not pursuing every night we is uh uh an exception yes shout out to chloe but you don't have to yeah no no like don't shout out to everybody shout out to pm lounge shout out to eclipse group for putting that on shout out to south side music hall aeg um shout out to a lot of day one fans that were there oh yeah the the emma's the shana from

amsterdam amsterdam shana from amsterdam the jalissa's the uh lei's all just just date just oh everybody just all of them like I can't name everyone right you came I can't think in my brain sucks so people shout to everybody who traveled Missouri Nebraska York Wisconsin Wisconsin Alabama thank you everybody who came to the live show we're gonna give a more in-depth breakdown on Patreon of the specifics and how we were feeling leading up to this show, right after the show. PM, night, lounge, crazy moments. Crazy, crazy time.

Full breakdown, full analysis. But let's talk about our week off, right? We had a week off. Okay, personally, this is my first time off in three, four years, right? Yeah. I don't do well. You do not. This guy sucks.

With downtime, it is the worst. It's like, just relax. And he can't do it. And it really is hard. He was struggling to enjoy himself with nothing to do. And it was hard to work. What did I do to you? It was hard to be.

You did a lot of things. A lot of things I'm not sharing here and you know i'm not gonna share can i share this no we're just gonna say there's some weird ass facetime calls there's some very very strange text messages yeah um yeah but one of the things we've done with our time off is go to the casino. We did. Casino is... Now, I have raging anxiety and bad at simple mathematics. So I struggle at the casino. The buttons.

They don't like when you misclick. You're going to lose that hand. They don't like that. A double that I hit. But we went to the casino, right? And I want to tell a casino story from our week off oh my god so this is the second day we went to the casino there's going to be casino vlog on patreon so go subscribe to patreon's getting a lot of shit shout out to patreon um so we went to the casino at like 11 a.m we got there cam went to slots we're sitting

down the slides machines i don't believe in slots, it's against my religion. So I'm sitting there watching Cam do slots. This beautiful young woman sits next to me and her father. And she, and they're trying to figure out the slots machine. They don't really know how to do it. She turns to me and goes, excuse me, sir, where do I put in my money? And I look at her, I'm like, oh yeah.

But it was like, oh my God. That's foul. It was like, it almost, we could be completely looking too much into it, which we probably are, but it was,

it was almost like a, like a friendly, flirty, like banter. She was like, she's like, we're like, how do you do this?

And Peyton goes, oh, I don't really know. I'm just here with my boy. He's the one playing. I don't really play these. She's like, oh like how do you do this and peyton goes oh i don't really know i'm just here with my boy he's the one playing i don't really play these she's like oh okay that's that's cool and then pay was like i think you just put either your money or your ticket right there she's like oh just like right here and then just like click play and it goes and i turned to pay and i was like oh what's she look like so it was like it was one of it was almost like a movie scene, like a show scene,

you know, like where someone like, like, why didn't she ask her dad? Yeah. Like she sat down with her dad, but she chose to ask you. Ask me. So, and it was, it was so many available slots. There's millions. Like, and you sit right next to him and you talk to him about it. So it was kind of, it was giving like uh like she

like a tugging uh whatever sure sure no i'm saying no i'm trying i'm trying you know what i'm saying okay like a push and pull like a pull like a levy levy thank you yes so she goes on right she plays literally one game of slots yeah she was there for like 14 seconds yeah it was like three and a half minutes. I'm like, did you put a 20 in and bet 20? Like, what is happening? They get up and leave. They don't say anything.

Right? Get up and leave. I look over. Kim points out she left her wallet on the machine. So now we're in full-blown. Oh, she did that on purpose. Yeah. Oh, no, she wants you.

This might be my delusion. She wants you because there's no way she sits down less than five minutes and forgets her wallet. full-blown oh she did that on purpose yeah oh no she wants this might be my delusion like this she wants you because there's no way she sits down less than five minutes and forgets her wallet like she wants you to be prince charming right damsel in distress right like the whole vibe like i was like oh my god this is a movie yeah this is an actual movie and cam i don't know if this is him being a good friend or a sabotagee no good friend he goes payton she did that on purpose you have to pick it up you have to go find her find her yes you have to pick it up you have to go find her i was like oh my god really she's like yes bro she did that on purpose

for you she wants you oh yeah i was full i was fully convinced at this point i was like my god there's cameras like this is a movie this is a real life movie so i pick it up i'm like oh my god all right i gotta go i go i I go. I'm searching, right? I walk about 100 yards. Two miles maybe? Yeah. If y'all don't know, Windstar is ginormous. Yeah.

And so I'm walking. I'm like, I can't find her. She like evaporated. I was like, fast. And so I called Cam and I'm like, bro, I cannot find her. He's like, I'll get up and find. I'll help you look for her. Me and Cam, I kid you not, have this woman's wallet in hand.

I'm holding it out like this just in case it's pink, it's bright. If she sees that, maybe. I'm walking around, 25, turns into 30 minutes. Dude, turns into 35 minutes. 40 minutes! All we wanted to do was go play some blackjack. I just, I like to sit down on slot

and play for like 10 minutes just for like, to play the slot. Our game is table games, blackjack. We just i i'll sit down on slot and play for like 10 minutes just for like to play the slot our game is table games blackjack we want to go play it is literally no exaggeration it's been like 40 minutes now and we are just back and forth going in and out of the aisles 40 minutes right i'm trying to find this girl right i have i was taught by mama hard never go into a woman's wallet so i just refused to go in even though it probably had her name it probably maybe had some contact information in there i just couldn't bring myself to do it so i didn't going around going around 40 minutes

three suits come up to me three suits what are we done behind the suits i see her i'm like oh my god it's her why does she have security i have your wallet i have your wallet she's like she's like it's him he stole my wallet i'm like oh no no no no i was like this went completely south like this is so different from what i pictured in my skull. And he's upset with me. I'm like, hey, I thought she was playing damsel in distress. She's playing scammer. Like, she's trying to get a bag.

Oh, it's him. He clearly has it. Get him. And I was like, no, no, no, no. I was trying to help. I was trying to find you left it. I thought you left me. Juliet!

Like, oh, my God. So I had to have a talk with the suits about how I'm not a criminal yeah and I just had good intentions and they're like oh it's fine this is my second time ever in your establishment I have no means of theft oh my god it was unreal another thing from our our week off is we were uh gifted uh the day of the show gift cards for a massage from Mama Liv and Auntie Ashlyn. Now, this is my first ever massage, right? Me and Cam wanted to get the massages around the same time. Because we wanted to go to the casino after.

So we had to go to two different locations. I went to my location. Phenomenal massage. She rubbed my chest, my back, my butt, my hands, my feet. Hot towel. Just so nice. I felt like she was in love with me. How much she paid attention to my joints.

That is how it is supposed to feel the people at the front were fans of the podcast i met them it was such a such shout out to massage envy stonebriar i'll give him a shout out i love you give me a free massage cam on the other hand didn't have such a good massage experience cam going into mine was ass backwards of what you just said literally everything good you said i didn't experience it you went to a whole different location so same company I go in it's dark and gloomy like I'm like there's a thunderstorm inside this building like the energy is not right I get greeted with a hey not a hello sir how's it hey like sup like I can match energy so basically I go through and

Peyton he's so concerned. This is prior. Peyton's so concerned on the firmness, on the level. Yes. Because I've never had a massage. Deep tissue sounds way too hard. I don't want that. I want light.

I was like, bro, you're a grown man that used to be an athlete. You can definitely take firm to medium to firm. I'm like, just do that. So he ends up getting a light anyway. So I'm like just do that so he ends up getting a light anyway so i'm like whatever so the only time there are the only level that was available at the same time so we could go to the casino together was a light so basically i get there my uh massage masseuse my masseuse comes out she's like cameron okay we're gonna be in room four i I go in there. She's like, I'll step out. I get on the table.

This is where it all starts. All of it. Downhill from here. The very first thing she says, what are you looking for today? I go, oh, okay. Just a full body massage. I've been just blowing and going, doing all sorts of things. Super busy. Blowing and going is crazy. Why do you.

I've been running around town, running errands, staying busy. I think a full body massage would be fantastic. She goes, do you have any like specific areas? I go, no, full body is perfect. She goes, okay, do you want therapeutic, which is a little deeper and firm and i can like work some things out or relaxation i was like i'm good for therapeutic i've had

several massages i think this will be fantastic hurts so then she has the nerve to ask me what pressure level and i go oh i can choose on the website it said you were light she goes we say that just for because it's subjective. Yes. I was like, oh, I'll take firm or deep tissue. She's like, I can't do deep, but I can do firm very well. I'm like, fine, perfect. I got a steal.

She leaves. I get undressed. I get on the bed. She comes back, right? When I tell you, I could have asked a 12-year-old for the same pressure. And I'm not bashing her maybe i i don't know but it gets to the point i mean it's just i'm just gonna list them off right yes she keeps talking to me it's like hey i almost want to drift away into sleep like i don't want to be having a conversation for this hour i want to go to bed while with you rubbing my body can we make that happen it was

like every eight minutes she's asking me a question i'm like oh my god please stop talking but then one of the questions she goes how's the pressure level and me being a very straight shooter i go you know what uh i was like it's good but i i'm i can i'm ready for the firm now i can take a lot more word for word she goes oh no i go what do you mean? Why the hell would you ask me? Yeah, what the hell is the question? She goes, oh no, not yet.

We gotta get you loosened up first. Okay. I'm like, we're 15 minutes in. I got 45 left, come on. So I'm like, all right, sounds good. Pressure never changed. She spent 25 minutes on my back. Oh no.

Out of a, it's really 50 minute massage because there's 10 minutes for you to dress, undress, all that, so it's 50 minutes. Half of it's on my back. I'm. Out of a, it's really a 50 minute massage because there's 10 minutes for you to dress, undress, all that, so it's 50 minutes. Half of it's on my back. I'm supposed to have a full body. Legs haven't been touched, chest, shoulders, head, scalp, neck, feet, hands, nothing. It's all on my back at this point.

She keeps coming with the questions. Oh, I just saw your phone lit up. Is that your girlfriend? Oh no. I was like, that's my wife. She goes, oh, she's so pretty. I was like, thanks. Shut up. I was like, pressure's my wife. She goes, oh, she's so pretty. I was like, thanks. Shut up.

I was like, pressure? Anytime now. I'm ready. I'm paying for this. Okay. So then, remember how he said he got a hot towel? I got burlap. I literally got potato sack.

After she was done with an area, she would use a towel that almost scratched my skin. Wait, what? She used a towel to wipe you down? She would wipe the lotions off after she used it on that area. she would use a towel that almost scratched my skin. Wait, what? She used a towel to wipe you down? She would wipe the lotions off after she used it on that area. And it was a scratchy, starchy-ass towel. It literally was like... I went home with my lotions. Yeah.

And I felt so lubricated. No, you're pissing me off, Scott. So, starchy towel. 12-year-old pressure. No hot towel. And remember, I don't know if y'all remember, because it was about a minute ago I said this, remember how I said full body, okay?

My head never touched, shoulders never touched, chest never touched, gluteus never touched. It's like, she took 50 minutes. Back, legs, arms, that was it. That was the only thing that got touched. The only thing that got touched. And this is how you know, y'all know me. You know me. I'm a very passive person.

Don't like confrontation. I will not create confrontation unless I have to respond to confrontation. I get to the front. It was such an unbelievable experience. It was so unenjoyable that I get to the front. And the desk woman, she goes, How was everything today? And I couldn't even help myself. go I was like well uh I mean it was all right she goes oh really

you hesitated and I was like I mean yeah it was good and then being the man I am I still left a $20 tip I left that massage place no knots were broken up I'm still sore didn't relax didn't fall asleep scratch marks on my body 12 year old pressure I paid an unbelievable amount of money and I gave her a $20 tip and I had to lie through my two front teeth saying it was a good massage I should have said yeah I've had 12 in my life this was number 12 rock bottom can I have a can I have a refund did she get when she did your legs only the back or did she get the back in the front uh she did the back and the

front was about no boost a minute each leg bro she i hate my toes being touched and she didn't one of these with my toes she didn't touch my toes she refused i wouldn't that's her job that's her job for her safety that no that's her job but j-o-. That's for her safety. No, that's her job. J-O-B. Okay. So you hated your massage, right? It was so bad. He was clowning me. I call him right afterwards. Again, being a good friend.

I'm like, hey, bro, how was yours? He goes, bro. He said, it should be legal to drive after a massage. He said, my left eye won't open. I'm so relaxed right now. I was like, I'm so glad that you had a great experience. He goes, how about yours? How good was yours?

And I go, how good was mine? And I just go on and rant and he starts crying laughing. He's like, that's what you deserve. Whatever. Okay, so you hated your massage, right? Awful. Would you have preferred it? I'm not letting you touch me with oils.

No, I know where your mind is. I'm not letting you touch me with oils. So imagine, right? No. All I hear is every step you take around the thing your ankle be snapping there'd be no ambient noise it'd be like the weekend in the background snapping ankles creepy ass fingers on my back no so imagine right no you have you have softer hands than she did I do have really soft softer hands than she did so imagine right you go and

it's her that brings you to the room right and then you're sitting there like this i'm in just a towel too oh no oh no a naked nude massage from frankenstein over here no no shot and then i say the choice is yours no would you pick me no i would literally have you removed i would have you removed I would have you absolutely escort for a sheet massage from her then an okay massage for me You've never massaged anyone in your entire life. How am I supposed to know it's okay? I have massaged you No, you can stop you told me to choke you open You said harder. No, that's wild.

That deserves prison. That deserves time. My eyes rolled back. My eyes rolled back. You said more lubrication. More lube choked me harder and my eyes rolled back. Are you out of your mind? Are you out of your mind?

Not this cam. Wrong cam. Wrong cam, you creepy little spiny bastard. Wrong cam. Not I. Right. Maybe this cam. So, okay. So you wouldn't let me. It's craw okay so you wouldn't let me it's a

crawfish you wouldn't let me no why because you are skeletor you've never massaged anyone all ten of your fingers have been broken I would whisper in your ear exactly I don't need that I don't blow in your ear Knee that one night at pause. Shoot. Hey, okay. So, I'm going to tell it real quick. Have we told this? No. Okay.

I'm going to tell it real quick. So, basically, we had Olivia's grandpa. The bathroom I flooded. The bathroom that he flooded and used decorative towels that haven't been touched in a decade to clean it up. So, that same house. Hell, it might have been the same night. Might have been.

So, basically, we had a fun little drinking game. Shout out to Mad Dog. Game night. Oh, my God. Crazy decisions were made. We had a night at her grandpa's house, and we all got appropriately inebriated, but no one was driving.

It was all safe. We were all staying the night. We were staying in that house. So Peyton is sleeping on the floor. Me and Olivia are sleeping in Olivia's bed at the time which was at her grandpa's house And Peyton, I don't know what I was doing I don't know why I was doing this. I was I was inebriated Peyton's laying on the ground right so he's right here, and I'm above him in the bed and Peyton said all he heard and felt was just...

And then it gets to the point he turns around and videos me. And I'm literally leaned over the bed. My head is off the bed. I'm tucked up snuggling, super cozy and nice. And I'm literally trying to like accurately blow into his ear from a distance and I'm going and he just whips his phone out records with the flashlight on and gets me in the middle of one of those blows and I was just like your eyes are like so like creepiest video oh my god we might I might put that in koala club for y'all okay it is the creepiest video ever so funny we and then in the it's like 3 a.m we start dying laughing oh my god if i were to massage you what is wrong with you

let it go what part of your body would you want me to focus on the only part i'd let you touch is my hand i wouldn't let you touch anything secretive or intimate of mine wait why just your hands cuz that's fine i wash them afterwards that's how I do it right for the audio listeners just go on YouTube right if I was massaging your hand, right? I would start like this right. I'd be like is this yours? Come on. Is this mine? I already don't like this. Okay. What do you do for a living? Look at me when I said to you look at me when I talk to me when I talk to you I'd say I go under And then and then and then I just heard y'all I don't enjoy and then after I beat the meat right I beat not that No, like your hand me you said it you said that with intent you knew exactly doing you said that with intent

Oh, come on. I'll show you I'll finish you I'm not trying, dog. That's even worse. If your mind is soiled. Right on the finisher, right? I get the back, and I go, now I'm going to do a finger. Why are you shaking? It's not stable. You're like, right before I finish you.

I don't like this. And I'll be like, now to finish, I'm going to do a finger focus. No. That feels good, huh? No. Look at your hands. Oh my god, you sick freak. If you did that, bro, you'd get arrested. I would, what's it, civil suit? Yeah. Citizen

arrest? Yeah. You'd be done. Okay, honestly? No, you're a freak. Honestly. Are citizens arrest a real thing? Yeah, like, yeah freak. Honestly. Are citizens arrests a real thing? Yeah, like, yeah. You got me fucked up. If you think some guy's going, uh, freeze!

I'd be like, I'm putting you under citizens arrest! I'd be like, get fucking lost. What are you like, alright, Craig? Like, no. I want to know the percentage of like, actual citizens arrests that are successful. Dude, we need to look that up. That's hilarious. Dude like actual citizens arrest that are successful like dude we

need to look that up that's hilarious dude a citizen's arrest that that like that idea is hilarious imagine like a guy puts you under citizens arrest and you're like okay and you literally put your hands behind your back and lay on the ground like how low do you have to be there's no way another guy same level as me is just arresting me. Yeah. I don't care. You have to like forcefully keep me there if I'm getting under citizen's arrest. Dude, hey, speaking of that, there was a video though. A guy, I think it was in like Japan. No, Italy.

It was in Italy. Not even close. The man was Japanese. Okay. But it was in Italy. And he, a girl tried to pickpocket him. Oh. And he literally kept her and just held her.

It was like, pickpocket. Pickpocket. See, that's a citizen he literally kept her and just held her it was like pickpocket oh see that's a citizen but then other people because you gotta think they're in the streets of italy so other people are just like walking by and they just see a guy like kind of rugging and tugging a smaller girl yeah so they try to come up and like help her oh dude he hip flips her and she's like she's like sitting there good for her or him good for her pickpocket and then he gets her back up and she goes pickpocket he just keeps saying it he's like call the police like that i would do yeah but i'm not gonna i'm not announcing that i'm arresting you citizens arrest bylaw 724 section b i have seen you commit crime like no i'm not paw patrol like

i'm gonna walk my separate way okay speaking of like doing things that could get you under I have seen you commit crime like no I'm not Paw Patrol I'm gonna walk my separate way okay speaking of like doing things that could get you under citizens arrest or real arrest What's the most you've stolen out of this store? What what are we doing? No, we shouldn't no Okay, okay. I mean I never saw anything there you go. Yeah, so oops Well we've never done that yeah, never. One of the things I don't understand. Our teammates used to do it a lot, though. Oh, my God. I had a... I'm not going to say his name, but bro would come back with two weeks of groceries.

Yes. With a receipt for like $12.83. Yes. I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm like, oh, my God. What did you do? And that's why the business model is better now. But when they only had those like six or eight self checkouts and they weren't really monitored.

Bro, people would grab like an onion and just be like T-bone steak. Beep. Yep. Beep. Yep. Beep. Like I'm like. And our schools were in like towns where technology wasn't fully developed.

Oh yeah. So it was like. Like there was no. Like the only time someone was looking at you is if there was like a like a pop-up like an error and they would come over help you and leave um my roommate that was you met he was with us that night um he he had a wanted poster on our college campus because he would go to every dorm or every building on campus, science building, theater building, athletic building, math, everywhere, and go to every restroom, girls and boys, late at night and steal the toilet paper. We had in our dorm room toilet paper stacked. Like it was about, let me not exaggerate, probably like five stacks, right?

All of them touching the ceiling. We could have had toilet paper for the next six and a half years. We could have redshirted for four years and still had toilet paper. let me not exaggerate probably like five stacks right all of them touching the ceiling we could have had toilet paper for the next six and a half years and we could have registered for four years toilet paper that's that's ridiculous and then he had a wanted poster like it was literally and every building like a toilet paper bandit and we had our coach didn't they come didn't they pull up yes our coach our ad and one of the deans of the school came and was like so and so come here and he was like, so-and-so, come here. And he was like, I ain't do shit.

They were immediately defensive. They're like, yeah, we got the guy. And he was like, man, y'all can have it. He was like, I don't need it. He's like, what are you going to do? Just take it back? All right, cool. He was like, shit was rough on me anyway.

We gasped two plies. Okay. Honest, speaking of bathrooms, right? Oh, God. I didn't know I had an issue. I don't like this. I didn't know. How? issue. I don't like this. I didn't know. How? I didn't know you were supposed to do this.

How often do you change your toothbrush? I'm kind of out of that game because I have an electronic one. I haven't. Rich, that's not rich. You're supposed to still change your head, apparently. How often do you change it? I think I change my head. I think it's every three months.

Two or three months. Every two or three months. I'd go I think it's every three months. Two or three months. Every two or three months. I'd go two and a half, three months. Basically, I bought a six pack last year. And I have one head left in that. So maybe every two months. Ooh. How long?

If you say something that's diabolical, bro, we're going to a dentist right now. First of all, I haven't gone to the dentist in six years. Like that right there. They scare me. Why? I forget how to breathe when I'm lateral. You just go, you put the cool-ass shades on, you open your mouth with the little plastic joints, and you just go.

I don't like not being able to do that. I love going to the dentist. Oh, my God. I don't like being able to not control the length of my mouth. I want my mouth open. And you're just like. Yeah, I hate it. I forget how to breathe, right? And then they mouth open and it's like yeah i hate it africa how to breathe right and then they spray the water and i panic i hate it hate it i'll never go again they often compliment me too cool but so um i haven't changed my toothbrush right i went i had an electric

toothbrush rich and then it crusted over so I I threw it away And so now I just get Packs Of the sink Like the Oh I've seen them Get the packs Of like the

The Three pack Yeah the three pack Of like the travel stick Toothbrushes Now I didn't know Until I had company over That I'm supposed to change it

I thought Often I thought that Once like Often I thought you changed the toothbrush When the bristles fall off when it breaks in half you Yeah, time for new one. No no no yeah, it's kind of like like a razor like what's called a Land of bacteria is what is entering your mouth every day

No, I have one of the little things so the poop particles don't get on the look Oh, but that doesn't change anything because you're scrubbing the shit out of your mouth. Some of the shit stays on it. You actually shit and pee in that bathroom all the time. Cap on it or not. There's particles floating everywhere. Now, I thought it was kind of like an electric razor. I'm so concerned for your answer. You get a new one whenever it dies, but these don't die.

I'm so concerned for your answer. I've had mine. I've had my plastic toothbrush since the beginning of COVID. And I didn't realize that I've made an error in judgment. But no, no, Cam. No, Cam, my mouth is minty fresh.

So you mean to tell me all of Earth was infected and you were brushing your teeth with the same toothbrush as that time right now? Yeah. No, I changed it once I saw that I was wrong. It started in like, when was it? 2020. The end of 2019 Yeah

Early, mid 2019 Yeah So like January We are in the middle of 2023 Holy hell But it was kind of like a car Like a leased car I've actually upgraded my actual toothbrush in that time

Yeah, and I saw a tweet Not the heads Like I bought a new toothbrush Yeah, I saw a tweet that said If you're still on your same toothbrush from the beginning of the year, you're nasty. And I was like, the beginning of the year? I was like, the beginning of the decade.

I was like, this is my decade toothbrush. It's the purple one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You go through three toothbrushes a decade. Oh, my God. Okay, but Cam, lick my tooth right now. I bet you won't feel plaque.

I bet you I don't lick your freaking tooth. I bet you. I bet good money I don't lick your freaking tooth. I have good teeth. I don't care. I'm. I bet you, I bet good money I don't lick your freaking tooth. I have good teeth. I don't care. I'm cavity prone. Yeah. No, like genetically.

So it gives me less of an incentive to brush. That's disgusting. That should give you more of an incentive. I feel like if you brush too much, that's not good for you. That might, that could. Yeah. I don't know, but two times a day is perfect. You only brush once. Most of is perfect. You only brush once.

Most of the time. You only brush once? Most of the time. Oh, I don't want to. But it's a deep clean. It's like I'm paying for a premium car wash. Oh, it's a deep, you don't need to go to the car wash. A deep clean?

You're brushing with a three-year-old toothbrush. Yeah. It's not electronic. I guarantee you don't hit all six spaces. I guarantee you don't. What the fuck? Six spaces? There's six spaces you need to clean

One, two, three, four, five, six But Both sides There's only one mouth But there's two sides of your teeth Yeah Back and front Bottom

No, no, no Not top and bottom Front Front and the back And behind it Yeah You have to physically brush right here Yeah, and then go on I spend about a minute on the front in like 42 seconds on the back

All right, that's even it like 14. It's hard. We even brush your teeth for two minutes Do you have any dental care like any hygiene rules any I'm getting a little floss. You don't know that's a myth You know floss flossing is a myth flossing is a myth flossing I've heard of that one. You don't floss. Flossing's a myth? Flossing is a myth. Flossing. I've never heard of that one. You sound like me. My tongue actually went. Flossing is the number one reason people have cavities. It's not brushing teeth.

No. Yes. My cavities are on the top, not in the middle. What the hell does that mean of the? It's the tooth. It's the tooth. Cavities are. Ask any dentist.

Never met one. Cavities. And this is the reason I don't like going to the dentist! I don't know what happened where all the dental assistants are Victoria's Secret supermodels. I don't know what happened! I want you to be like Hagrid! Who are you? So you are more insecure when a beautiful woman cleans your mouth as opposed to a Hagrid.

Yes! You'd rather a 6'8", mouth as opposed to a hagrid yes you'd rather a six eight 350 pound man with a burly leather jacket and a huge beard be in your mouth yes than a said supermodel yes why i'm already nervous and you're so pretty and you're looking at the dirtiest part of me with your mouth there's not much that gets dirtier than like my rectum and like the fecal matter that exists there for months without getting cleaned. Jesus! Crap!

How do you... That's disgusting. What do you mean months? You know I've gone... No, back to the teeth. We can't talk about poop again. So this is like the second... If yours is like a blue light on me, right?

Or a black light. If you want a black light on my body right the dirtiest parts of me is my rectum and my mouth god forbid who's anybody who's ever put their tongue in my mouth this is so wrong oh it's a dirty mouth that's disgusting five minutes ago you told me a good dental hygiene you said i got a good mouth i got a good mouth. That's disgusting. Five minutes ago you told me you had good dental hygiene. You said I got a good mouth. I got a good mouth. Like, optically. Like, you can't tell, like, there's like a lot of shit going on in there. Like, I can't-

You got a window shopping mouth. It's good from the street view. But when you go through that door, oh shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, what is that? Insent going on here. Okay, but Cam. Oh, that's grody. That's Nazar. If somebody gave you four point five million dollars untaxable

Would you lick the roof of my mouth like you had to stick your tongue and go like that like yes lick. Yes, I Need an investor four point five million hundred. I would yeah, would you enjoy it? No, but yeah, but you couldn't spit afterwards You give well Yeah, I'm still there. Four and a half million dollars to go. No. Like ruby licks. And like flick in.

I actually don't think my head and your head space would... Oh, I'd figure out how to make it work. Oh, I bet you would, you freak. I'd open up big. I missed this podcast. I missed it. Open up big. Okay, honestly, I think this is what I missed it. Open up big. Okay. Honestly, I think this is what's holding our friendship back.

I'm not licking. No. The licking of your mouth is what's going to open the floodgates to our friendship. No, I think we need better nicknames for each other. I think we need nicknames for each other. So, Co-host Cam and Uncle P don't suffice. No, but like. That's the podcast nicknames.

No, like pet names. Like, I. I'm've given you a pet. What are you doing? Bunny? No. What do you, what do you want me to, you want bunny? So I will never call you a pet in my life. So when I was in the bath, right?

I was in the bath, right? Soaking. You shouldn't be thinking about me soaking naked in water. I think about you in my most vulnerable times. Cause you are my safe space so right so I thought I thought of something yeah I thought of some nicknames that I want you to call me over in the bath no I'll humor you and hear him out I'm not called wait you want you to call me in the bath. No, I'll humor you and hear him out. I'm not calling. Wait, you want me to call you in the bath? Well, if God willing, we ever take a bath together again.

It'll never happen. We did take an Epsom salt bath. Oh, we soaked in Epsom salt for our soreness. It'll never happen. You kept your drawers on for safety. It'll never happen. It'll never happen. Never did happen. It'll never happen again. So I said again, no, it'll never happen. It'll never happen. Never did happen. It'll never happen. So I said again. No, it'll never happen It'll never happen. The truth always comes out never so I thought of some names. I want you to call me Oh my right, but not on camera like in our personal lives like whenever we greet each other First of all, I think we should do the double French smooch on the cheeks. No, I'm not doing that until we're both 40 We have wives of a long time. I'm gonna be married for a long time by then that's that's the only time you do that when i go over shut up when i go over to your house with a bottle of wine and i greet your wife and i go oh you think we're gonna pee okay but i thought that's actually is that weird i've always wanted to do that no you've told me that but let me get

these nicknames off we'll get to that we'll get to it okay okay i thought of some nicknames i don't want you to call me like in our free time, whenever we greet each other and say goodbye. Or, like, if you're excited for me in a proud moment. One of them was my sweet Hershey Kisses gumdrop. Gumdrop. My sweet Hershey Kisses gumdrop. My sweet Hershey Kisses gumdrop. Look at me, though.

Is that racial? Is that racial in any way, shape, or form? No, because I'm a sweet treat. Oh, my God. So, like, look at me and say it. You want me to say, dude,, because I'm a sweet treat. Oh my god. So like look at me and say it. You want me to say, dude you killed it my sweet Hershey's gumdrop. No.

Never happening. It's way too long. It's way too long. Okay. First off. So veto next. I got another one. I bet you do you freak.

Sweetness. Sweetness. Sweetness. Hey, sweetness. Don't ever go, oh, you need love. You need love in your life. It's not for me. See, that's the thing. No, I can love you like a brother. Good brothers.

But not like, I don't know what the hell that was. I can love you like good brothers, but I can't call you sweetness. I can't. Like all my wife's. I don't even call my wife sweetness. uh, I can't call you sweetness. I can't like like all my wife's I don't even call my wife sweetness. Good cuz it's mine. No, so okay one more Vito and a situation So we've been we're going to the casino more right? Okay. I mean not really but planning on it. Okay Like whenever hit a blackjack. Oh Mm-hmm

This one's too real cuz I can see you hitting the blackjack and me saying this at a table of strangers I'm so nervous for it go good hit pony like homie pony just sometimes like special like Like special. Like I hit a blackjack. Hell yeah, Pony! Can I say it manly? If I have to say it sweet and vibrant, then no. If it has to be like whisper sweet nothings in your ear, if I'm always, if I have to go, oh, good job, Pony.

Oh my God, no. No. No, but like, say right. I can go, Pony! That's not bad. Imagine in 20 years, right? I have a kid. No no you're payton in 20 years payton or uncle pete's my son or i i have a kid right and i'm like cam i got my wife pregnant we're having a kid pony no hell no hell no it sounds like we're lost lovers long time lovers

i don't think people understand how we met they should because i slid into your d never got to stop what are you and you were with it and then lift came and you said he said it's her not you no cam come back come back come back all right I just like flirting so not with me why that's what I'm telling you and I'm not putting this chapstick on for you my lips are dry just don't look don't even look at me yeah if you make eye contact with me whenever you're putting on chapstick I think you have ulterior motives I could really expose you for some of this stuff that you've done to me I don't do anything to you. You give suggestions.

What? What the hell does that mean? You've made suggestive comments at me. I've made suggestive comments at you. You know those pair of shorts that I wear. Oh, like you don't tell me all the time. Looking thick, boy. I tell you on the podcast and you act weird about it.

But in person, you're like, thank you. You're like, thank you, Hershey's Queer Sweetness. Oh,ie sweet sweet kiss oh thanks pony no stop it has a good ring to it when you when you look at me you hear pony you see pony but when i look at you i see neanderthal i see cave dweller i've just gotten into naps right oh i've just learned the art of napping dude i can't nap anymore it's honestly it pisses me off grow up i can't nap you gotta work harder in college naps were it was like a it was like you've completed a mission or something I like you found a diamond, but I can only nap in certain situations Okay, this is my nap ritual. I Swear to God right I nap for 13 minutes exactly. I have to nap for 13 minutes and then what are you a seal a navy

were you an operative no you don't i swear 13 minutes i i will agree though live always thought it was bullshit too dude small quick naps it is unbelievable like they're so recharging they're the best so but then i have to turn on every light around me. It has to be so bright. I cannot nap in a dark room. When I'm asleep, darkness. Fine. With a little nightlight because it gets scary. Scary.

When I'm napping, I have to have all the lights on. I open up all the blinds. I turn my TV up loud. I have a fan going. Sometimes I turn on my microwave for a minute. I have to have noise. Swear to God. Sync running sometimes.

What is wrong with you? But then this is the key to a successful nap for me. And. I have to have noise. Swear to God, sink running sometimes. What is wrong with you? I have to, but then, this is the key to a successful nap for me and I suggest you to try it. Do you nap with your shoes on? Swear to God, try it.

Nap with my shoes on. When you, if you're going to bed with your shoes on, under federal prison. Napping with your shoes on, the best. Tight.

Nap tight shoes. You nap with shoes on Tight If I fall asleep on the couch Sure take me as I am No If I'm choosing to try to complete a nap Not only are my shoes not on They're in the closet

Like I have fully taken them off I don't even have socks on You nap in sneakers Every time Even if I'm walking around my house With just socks on I will put on a pair of sneakers. And I'll tie them up like I just got an ankle sprain. Why?

Because it makes me feel like I have more day left. If your mental clock of the day runs off of you having shoes on or not for a 13-minute nap. Yes. That makes sense. No, it doesn't. Yes. No, no it doesn't because if my shoes are off i'm done zoned out for the day i can stay there all night but if i have my shoes on and i wake up i'm like oh there's more to do i have more to accomplish today you know that makes sense it's science and then i have all the lights on in my room blinds on microwave running is because i have things i have to fix i leave the sink on i gotta go turn that thing off it's like safety

precautions sort of yeah like you you do all these things to where you can't drift too far gone yeah it's like instead of writing down in a planner and an agenda i have my shoes on in the sink running you're sick because i have to turn that sink off you are just talking about me grow up just take a damn nap wake up when your body wakes up because i got this way because there was a time when i would just stay in my nap i was like i'm too lazy but how i got out of it right i would turn my shower on and close the drain because if i don't get up i am flooded you know what i mean it might extreme, but it helped me so much. Oh, my God.

I could just imagine your alarm clock doesn't go off. Or you think it's raining and it's soothing and you wake up just three inches of water. Oh, my God. Yeah, you have to. And your shoes are on tight because like that's bad but do you know why the shoes are tight because if they're loose like they're tight i tie them up like i check an ankle sprain oh my god like top lace tight like almost like my feet will be purple if i stay asleep too long but you know why it'd be say you're taking

a nap right and you have shoes on and they're loose though And you're like, oh I could just stay in this nap Arrivederci my nuts That's what you get you serial nap killer, but that makes sense right then I just have open toes oh I could just fall asleep. Do you smell that put your shoe back on? Put your shoe back on you ankle sprain protect tie your shoes to take a 13 minute yes and i and sometimes like the foster running damn annoying yeah unbelievable that's so stupid try it that doesn't make sense he ties his shoes tight to take a nap. Yes. It's a precautionary measure.

And then, I'm telling you, I hold myself accountable. I have to almost flood my apartment. And I have a lot of furniture in my apartment. You do not have a lot of furniture in your apartment. I have so much furniture. You have one couch, one coffee table. That's all you have. That's all you have. That's all you have.

I have a lamp. All you have. I have a lamp. Oh, you have a lamp. Yes. Now you just got bookshelves and shit and you're furnished out. You have a lamp. A lamp. That is a lamp.

Furniture. A lamp is a piece of furniture. Do you not get it at the furniture department? A lamp is a piece of furniture. What is it? So if I walked in right now, if someone walked in the studio, what furniture you'd have?

You'd tell them about our lamp. Yes. It ties the room together. It ties the, your room's a box. It's 320 square feet. There's nothing to be tied, you can be standing on one wall, spit hit the other one,

and you're talking about a damn lamp ties your furniture together. Yes. It's a mood setter. Because if you black out your room and you just turn the lamp on, it's like that cool little orange hue. A lamp ties your room together, and you're classifying it as your piece. A lamp might be furniture. It can maybe pass as furniture.

Not for you. And I have a plant. Not furniture. It can maybe pass as furniture, not for you. And I have a plant. Not furniture. A plant's not furniture! Decor, huge difference. Furniture decor store. Go outside! Tire gas shop!

What? Gas and tire. Tire and body shop. Sold at the same place, doesn't mean the same thing. Are you nuts? So Walmart sells everything. Baking and furniture are the same just because they're sold in the same place.

Home, it's a necessity store. Home Depot, washer, dryer, two by four. Are they the same? No. Cousins even? No. They are the same because they all better your house. They are all home improvement stores.

A lamp, couch, plant, coffee table, decor, furniture. All the same, Cam. They're not the same. They're in the same category. They're not the same. They're not the same. That couch and that plant aren't the same. Yes, they are.

Furniture. I want to furnish the studio. What did we get? Couch, plant. To furnish the studio what did we get couch plant to furnish something sure that plant will never be furniture hip-hop rock and roll the same you know why music same category not the set we did this you going to piss me off. You're going to make me get red again. It's not the same? No.

What's the difference between a lamp and a couch? Are you hearing yourself? Cloudly and literally. Cloudly and literally. Loudly and clearly. You are an idiot. A couch you can sit on. It's used for seating.

A lamp lights the room. You can get a couch with a light. And you mean those things are the same? You can get a couch with a light. Or you can get a lamp It's used for seating. A lamp lights the room. You can get a couch with a light. And you mean those things are the same? You can get a couch with a light. Or you can get a lamp that has a seat? Yes. You've never had a lamp seat? And you have? Yes. Where does it fit? Anywhere. In the middle of your apartment? I don't personally have one, but I sat in one.

Oh! We went to the 4th of July. That was a lamp couch. In the corner. Because Cameron Russell almost broke it. No, that was just a seat. With a lamp on the back. The lamp was above it. Connected.

No, it was not. Two separate pieces. If it wasn't connected, if it was connected, would that be a lamp couch? No. If it was connected, sure, sure, it'd be a lamp couch. Thank you. But it wasn't connected. But it could be. You're trying to tell me that a lamp and a couch are the same.

Yes. Furniture. So the TV's the same. F so the tv is the same furnace no that's that's that's an appliance it's not furniture what is the lamp what is the lamp furniture it ties a room together a tv doesn't tie the room together tv is an entertainment system what does that mean it ties the room i've heard that my whole life what the hell does that mean it brings an ambience and a tv doesn't no that is strictly there for people's entertainment that doesn't do anything for the the the color scheme of the room it turns on the lamp all it does it's literal two functions on off on off all right Martha Stewart you know everything about a damn house you're the one trying to tell me that every single thing in the living room is classified as furniture and they're all under the same thing no they're under the same category

they're not the same thing when have you decorated anything in your life I've decorated way more places to live than you have I've decorated more places because I don't use bacon bits and grease and dwellings and and dirt and in Febreze cans to decorate doesn't mean I don't decorate okay I've decorated my I've decorated my refrigerator I put lamp on top of my refrigerator a clock and a plant it is a fun refrigerator you couldn't do that you don't have that kind of brain capacity and style to decorate a fridge. You're like, ooh, I'm going to get a couch and a coffee table.

Done. TV, done. First off, the clock that is on your fridge doesn't work. It just sits there. There's no batteries in it. It is not even functional. You know why? It just sits there.

To tie the room together. To tie the room together. It's for aesthetic, a broken clock. Yes, because it's symbolization for it doesn't matter you're always on time okay what is a toaster to toast what what is a toaster and it's oh say it it's a it's the same thing as a microwave which is what an appliance that comes with the apartment no it doesn't a toaster does not come with your apartment. No, it doesn't. A toaster does not come with your apartment.

You've never walked into a model apartment that has a toaster. It's a model. They might have it up to show you. I've walked into model apartments that have rugs and couches and plates. Sorry, you can't negotiate. If you want me to sign this lease, that's my toaster now. Work a little bit for something. You don't even know how to wash dishes,

and you're trying to tell me. I don't have dishes at my house. I have a chef. Olivia, Olivia, is a lamp and a couch the same thing? No. Appreciate it. Obviously, it's not. That was quick. Is my foot and my hand the same thing?

No. Body part, though, isn't it? It is furniture. But it's still furniture, Gail. You're not listening to me. Whoever wins this debate gets to kiss the other person. What are you doing? No.

I win. No, you don't. Pony. No. Oh, thank you. Couch, coffee table, toaster, pink Himalayan salt, lamp, and TV. You said a grocery and entertainment system. They can all be.

Doesn't tie a room together. Himalayan salt does not tie a room together. I never said it did. Unless you used it, too. But it's in your apartment. So what? You said everything in there. I never said that.

You said, when we said, let's furnish this, I got a couch, I got a plant, I got a lamp, I got a rug. And you said that's all furniture. Furn said, let's furnish this, I got a couch, I got a plant, I got a lamp, I got a rug. And you said that's all furniture. Furniture. Yes, did I say anything about paprika? A plant is not, it is literally, if you go look for a plant, water it. It's fake. Because it's furniture, Cam.

Or so you don't have to water it. What? If you walked into a furniture, a mattress store, you can't buy that plant. I got that from a furniture store, Cam! Ikea! Oh, Ikea. You can buy meatballs at Ikea. Is that furniture?

Just because they give you sweet treats doesn't mean it's not a furniture store, dumbass. I can't eat that plant. It's for furniture. Peyton. You're- I win. No, you don't. I think that's poison ivy. No, it's fake. I got itchy. It's fake. So are you. God, you've done it again. I'm sweating. Alright, I got another

debate. Since I'm hot now, it's been a minute. I've missed making you look stupid. You're a gremlin. And now you're chugging. Don't spit. I saw that. I saw it. And I think you hit your hand. You did one too many tuckbacks. You gagged on it.

Oh, it's in your beard. It's dripping from your beard. Lick it. No, it's dripping from your beard. That hit got a little faster. You disgust me. All right. Would you rather, and this is a question for everybody, right?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? Great question, because I'm terrified of both. Okay. I'm fighting them. Yes. Any stipulations and loopholes? Nope. Okay. Okay.

Fighting 100 very small horses. 100 duck-sized horses. What was that? Horses. No, no, no. How big? What did you see? A duck.

So that's from the couch, right? That's from the couch up? No, from the floor. Stand up. Leave your hand right there. No, leave your hand and stand up. What duck have you ever seen that goes up to your your belt line in college we had the pond those ducks weren't big those were geese and if one

ever stood tall enough to peck me in my belt loop i would have left those are massive creatures i don't think you've been around enough ducks ducks are you duck hunting dog duck dynasty ducks yes duck have you seen that duck okay duck whatever they're huge creatures and they're scary that can fly no they're not and they bark so ducks don't bark they quack same thing it depends on what region they're from 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? Horses are the scariest thing ever because they have teeth like George Washington. Give me the horse-sized duck. I'm fighting one big-ass duck. Cam,

a duck. You know ducks are agile at the size they're at, right? Yeah. Horses are more agile. There'd be a hundred... Ducks have better lateral movement than a horse. What combine did you put a duck through? What weird simulator did you play a duck through what weird simulator go to go to a pond with some bread for once in your life touch grass cam hey go to a library and

read a horse could kick my head clean off okay and imagine there's a hundred of them because just because they go to that size doesn't mean they lose their strength speed or agility or lateral quickness in this case i'm gonna fight one big ass fluffy fluffy duck. No, hell no. Yes, I am. Ducks are naturally aggressive creatures. Think of one this size Okay, Cam. They're so aggressive that they just come up and take bread out of your hand like a cute little dog, right? They don't take bread. Don't try to feed a wild horse. I have with an apple slice like this You just open your hand and you say and it goes okay They have wisdom too exactly exactly so fighting a hundred wise creatures that can kick your brain off opposed to one duck a duck is hell all right a duck-sized horse right

yeah what ducks look at that that's like a five-year-old that is a toddler it could be about a duck size and you're still picking this a hundred of these okay what's the size this this big all right so like this big right yeah okay a horse this big i have a size 14 for its spine yeah guess what there's a hundred as you're trying to kick that one there's 17 crawling up your back taking their little hooves right to your temple have you ever met a horse you're getting knocked out right to your temple. It's just clacking your shit. Getting knocked out.

And all I got to do is size up this one big-ass duck. Have you seen a duck's foot? And just because he's big, where's his front arms? Wings. It will literally say, come here, you're mine now. No, I will literally slip under, grab him by the neck, full Nelson. All right, Rocky. Full Nelson. Cam. mind now no i will literally slip under grab him by the neck full nelson all right rocky full nelson

cam oh you're just gonna sit there and punt and punt damn uh uh ducks duck sized horse your head is so big it's such a big target it will open up its big ass horse size beak and chomp your skull off guess what your ribs are so frail one of those mini horses jump up kick you in it the rib punctures your lung you you're bleeding out within minutes. Cam, it's probably the strength of like an eight year old. It is a horse. That's the size of a duck, and you made it even smaller.

You said size, you said size of a duck. Yeah, so it's even smaller than what you said. You didn't say strength, agility, everything. First off, that's terrifying. You take a full blown horse, all of its capability, and pack it into a little. I could outrun a horse. A little pack. Especially a hundred of I can outrun a horse. A little...

Especially a hundred of them. They'll trip over themselves. They have no sense of, like, organization. They don't practice. I can outrun a horse. Just because you're unathletic doesn't mean I'm not. You can outrun a duck every day of your life. You will never be able to outrun a horse.

You think... I've already outran a real full horse before. Where'd you grow up? Where'd you grow up? Because you're not Peyton that I know. My grandpa, grandma. You grew up on a ranch? My grandma and grandpa had horsies.

I understand that. And you were just out there racing them, feeding them apple slices? Outside of the gate. With your little tail and your long hair? Yeah, you were just going, come on, horsey, I look like you. Come on.

Yes. Horses aren't that fast. We're going to land. A lot faster than a fast. A lot faster than a duck! A lot faster than a duck! A lot slower than me. I don't care what kind of Lamborghini-ass horse you've ever met, I'm outrunning it with a... I can look back and taunt it.

Have you ever been to the Kentucky Duck Derby? No! Because horses race! Duck. Fast! Fast! Ducks eat bread and shit in ponds. Because horses race. Duck. Fast. Fast. Ducks eat bread and shit in ponds. And they fight.

Ducks, horses get steroids. Their legs are this big. And you want to go up against a hundred miniature ones that will demolish you. You cannot outrun them. You are not stronger than them. They might be smarter than you. You cannot outrun them. You are not stronger than them. Watch this. They might be smarter than you. What?

No. Rude. Watch this. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, all the way to 100. Done. So that just kills them right there? Yes.

I have a size 14 shoe. It's a horse the size of a duck. I'm a- And according to your feeble, weird, twisted mind, they're the size of five-year-olds. You're dumb as hell. They're the size of five-year-olds. Whatever. So you're fighting a hundred...

So, final answer. You're picking a hundred horses that are the size of ducks. Yes. Easy. Okay. Keep the animals at their regular size. Okay. Do you think with your bare hands you could kill a horse or a duck easier?

A duck. Okay. So now make that duck big as hell. It's still a duck. Okay? Big as make that duck big as hell, it's still a duck. Okay? Big as hell, scarier, meaner, aggressiver. That's like saying, you think you could beat, you think you could whoop a 25 year old man's ass? Yes. Or a four year old? Both. Which one's easier? There's, the milk now, four year olds are big. There's some genetically, there's some, a four year old. Yes. So now switch are big. There's some genetically. There's some... A four-year-old. Yes.

So now switch their sizes. It's a grown man. He's super small. Still a grown man. Just because the four-year-old is bigger. I'm taking the smaller 25-year-old. Cam, you have no belief in yourself. You're always looking for the easy way out.

That's the point. You're trying to win the fight. We're not taking bookie side bets on it. We're going to throw the contest. I'm the king of side bets. Lucky Charlie. Lucky Charlie. Shout out to Lucky Charlie. Oh, shit.

Let's get Mama Liv on the podcast. We got Mama Liv back on our podcast. Round of applause for Mama Liv. Mama Liv. It's been a long time since Mama Liv's been on here. It has been a long time. Am I in the shoot? See, we all are a little too happy. I actually asked her to be on for a reason what's the

We exposing her both of you These two are the worst at math that I've ever I'm about to leave you know I can't do nothing. It's bad and Cameron does this when we're just running in the car He'll ask me a math question, and then start freaking out. Math makes me dizzy. It makes me anxious in my stomach. Yeah. Quick math especially is like my downfall. Yeah. Did y'all not go to school? Yes. Yes.

But it is a teacher. Exactly. Like we just learned how to count, you know, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 to 100. Exactly. I can still do that. But anything with like, it's like too much numbers. I have to count on my fingers. Like eight plus seven ruins me. My thing is that what's wrong with that exactly

You're still figuring it out like one time. I was counting on my fingers to Once I must clap Once I'm I was cutting on my fingers to do eight plus seven and cam told me to grow up and it ruined me for Three and a half weeks. I think it's more of the pressure. Yeah There's no it's just math like it's simple math, so. Yeah. There's no, it's just math. Like, it's simple math. So, we're going to quiz them today, right? Oh, no. So, basic style.

If you know the answer, shout it out. Confidence is key. Confidence is key, but neither one of you have it when it comes. You just said it makes you dizzy, and you said you get anxious. I do. It's math. I hate math. My butt is tight right now. Like, it's like this.

I couldn't poop if I wanted to. All right, here we go. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Here we go. First one, ready? No. Did you burp? Yeah, does it stink? Yes, it's like this i couldn't poop if i wanted to all right here we go oh my gosh okay first one ready no did you burp yeah does it stink yes it smells like burgers and shit or like beef honestly it doesn't smell good well i haven't i've used the same toothbrush since 2020 so that's disgusting you know what i'm being a dental assistant do you want to come in

all right ready to go. First question. Here we go. Okay. 24 plus 17. 42. Nope. Fuck. Wait, 24 plus 17.

So, 24. Hang on. I'm going to miss all my life. I can't carry the number in my head. 7 plus 4 is 11. 8, 9, 10, 11. 52. No. 51. No. 13 14 7 plus 4 is 11 8 9 8 9 10 11 1 52 no 51 no what the fuck 25 to 6 is what i'm saying i'm getting on my phone 33 to 1 3 2 3 3 4 5 36 36.

41 i was close i said 42. that's still wrong. But you said no. It's completely wrong. It's 44 plus 17. It's easy. I said 42. I was one off. That's so bad. Wait, that still doesn't make sense. Yeah, 24 plus 17. It's 41.

24 plus 17. Sorry, I don't have my TI-85 ready I don't like this okay give me something easier yes I can't do double digit numbers that's the thing with you you did that live show too

no warm up give me some warm up yeah that was too hard the fact that none of you scored a point right there like neither one of you got better than the other one oh my god

I was close though no I was close I said 42 you said I don't even know what the fuck you said you did not I don't know what you said You did not you weren't even near 25 plus 7 what? We said 17 do you in your mind you just see you like a code

No, when you count that's one thing I hate with live because it's so easy for me But I can't explain it to her how it works in my see that's why I hate it when he used a tutoring tutor in my Math, he's like live. Why aren't you doing it this way and i'm like what's small right when you say that to me i immediately know it's 41 but if i had to break it down i go 24 plus 16 is 40 and there's one left over 41 no because then i'll forget what the initial question was yeah you're doing too much let's go whatever easier easier we go okay 63 plus 9 that That's easy. Wait. Fuck.

It's the carrying the number. 72. Yes. Because 63 plus 10 is 73. Take one away. Take one away. Can we do like a math principle or something? Sure. Okay.

One point mama lift. Well, that doesn't count. Okay. Why? I got that bitch right. Here we go. You're right. The time is 2.30.

Okay. Fuck. I hate word problems. The time is 2.30. Okay. Fuck, I hate word problems. The time is 2.30. Uh-huh. Okay? Yes. Go.

You go shopping for two hours, 45 minutes. No, you asshole. What time are you done? What time are you done? Wait. You start at 2.30. You shop for two hours, 45 minutes. What time are you done? 5.15.

Fuck. That is good. I was about to say 5.30, so I was about to be off. I guess. Okay, we're one for one. One for one. Damn. I was about to say 5.30 so I was about to be off. Legs going. Okay, we're one for one. One for one. Damn, I was really... Ugh!

I always... Okay, I remember in school whenever the teacher would give me math problems, I'd ask her to give me a separate piece of paper so I could write it down by myself. Same! Like, we didn't get any paper or nothing. I need my... What'd they give you? Like, work paper?

Is that what that shit was called? Graph paper. No. Graphic paper. No, I'm not doing the parabolas. Graphic paper? I just need scratch paper. no wrapping paper no I'm not doing scratch paper that's married and best friended to seven-year-olds like it's it's no but I have to read my shoe smart so no you don't know at all at all whatever bro all right here we go give me the correct order of pimdas what does it stand for please excuse my dear and sally who what does this stand for i'm not gonna lie until please excuse my dear and sally i'm not gonna as soon as she said that i was singing to the on the car

oh that is like the the thing on the car like the prindle Park reverse neutral driving. No You wanna listen to food? The the prindle yes, please reverse Drag so get the answer pim dos no one's answer Exponents multiplication Multiplication division subtraction Parentheses, exponents, multiplication. That was an exponent. Multiplication, division, subtraction. No, you're dyslexic.

Yep. No, they took PEMDAS out of school. I read something about that. What is PEMDAS? We all graduated. They took that out of school because they said it doesn't work. PEMDAS. Oh, my God. That's the only way I know it.

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally. Who is Sally? So, please is the parentheses. Excuse is E. Can you just answer and beat her to the point? Parentheses. Exponents. What's the second letter?

Exponents. I don't know what exponents is. Multiplication. Oh, my God. Oh, division. Addition, subtraction. Ha, ha, ha. I won.

Olivia, you took a minute and a half to answer what Pim Das is. But that doesn't count because they took that out of the curriculums. They took that out of curriculums. Yeah, they don't do that shit no more. When's the last time y'all been in school? It's the same thing as cursive. They took that out because it doesn't count. Yeah, they did take cursive out.

Cursive isn't a thing anymore because kids were doing it incorrectly. You see how they're on the same wavelength and it's not a good way. No one writes in cursive anymore. Yeah, what is this, King James Times? It's not a good way. Are we writing the Declaration of Independence? Like, no one writes in cursive. Oh, my God. All right, there's a font for that. 2-1-Live. It's like Times New Roman. Are we writing the Declaration of Independence? Like no one writes in cursive. Oh my God.

There's a font for that on it. Two one live. It's like Times New Roman. Come on, Payton. I'm trying. You're with the Harvard, bro. Using PIMDAS. Can I get that whiteboard?

No. It's very simple. Six. Okay. Divided by two. Okay. Parentheses one plus two. Six divided by two, that's three.

Parentheses one plus two in parentheses. Wait, what's the first one? Six. Write it down. Six divide two. Three. Parentheses, one plus two. Zero.

One. One. Yes! Because three times three equals one, and sometimes Y. Isn't that what the... Three times three equals nine. And not sometimes why there was never an axis in this dude that shit just hurt my hair it's hurt my head she said that just hurt her head I'm getting dizzy too yeah

my stomach hurts right now I don't like this smell something I can do it oh oh my god all right here we go all right this is bad I know the y-axis is straight up and now this is dry mix this what on the graph dry mix dry mix no I learned you have to walk before you have to run why no no why is it all oh why X is like that whatever come on dry mix what the hell does that dry mix what are you saying it's like his pancakes that's how they taught me I got a special list oh I bet you did buddy I feel like I'm not in this shot I bet you had a hell of a tutor all right this is the final question okay okay it's worse two to two

all right oh shit he got that he got that one this is the final question okay okay it scores two to two all right oh he got the he got that one this is the final question for all the all the marbles here we go my own butt if the cost of a bat and a baseball combined is a dollar ten okay and the bat costs one dollar more than the ball how much is the ball? 210. 210. I'm so confident and so wrong. Oh, f***. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, I, I, wait, wait, wait, say it one more time.

I wouldn't even thought you were wrong until you laughed. If the cost of the bat in the baseball is, if the cost of the bat and the baseball combined is $1.10, and the bat costs $1 more than the ball, how much is the ball? Ten cents. Wrong. Fifty cents.

Wait, it's a dollar more and it's $1.10, so it's ten cents. No, it's not. Dude, read what you said. It's 75 cents. Is it cents? I'm so fucking serious. Say, slow it down. Yeah, slow.

Oh, my God. Hang on, Peyton. If the cost of a bat and a baseball combined is $1.10. Yes. And the bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much is the ball? dollar $10 in since Everybody Get that whiteboard

Okay, let me know shut up Hold on, everybody calm down. Can we please get that whiteboard? Let me explain myself. Let me explain myself. We're going to keep going. No, Cam, let me. No, shut up. No, for real. You're confusing me. Listen, listen, listen. All right.

Everything is $1.10, right? Yes. So the baseball is $1 more. What does that leave? Thank you. 10 cents. The thing is 10 cents. What baseball costs more than 10 cents?

It's not 10 cents. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The baseball is $1 more. So add one to the dollar than 10 cents. It's not 10 cents. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The baseball is a dollar more. So add one to the dollar. 10 cents. Is that what we're saying? Yes. It kept shrinking.

You add something to the dollar, correct? Is that what we're doing? What'd you mean 10 cents? A dollar 50. What? She just had it. Bro, I can't. I can't.

I'm not leaving here. I'm not leaving. Alyssia, the fucking bill is a dollar ten. So it's not going to be more than a dollar ten. Thank you. Oh. You've said two bucks, two fifty, dollar fifty. You said the bat was more than that.

Oh, my God. A dollar more than the bat wall. No, this is one of the greatest clips ever. Oh, my God.50? You said the bat was more than that. Oh my God. A dollar more than the bat wall. No, this is one of the greatest clips ever. Oh my God, I'm not even kidding. Oh my God. You said, say it. Oh my God, slow, shut your mouth. What?

Oh my God, this is one of the best things we've ever had. Oh my God. Oh my God. If the, oh my God. I'm, oh my God, we're just gonna go until you get it. This is unbelievable. Wait. If the cost of a bat,

the bat's a dollar 10. And a bat, wait, wait, the bat, the bat, the bat and the ball's a dollar 10. If the cost,

we gotta work together, come on. Of the bat, and a baseball combined, is a dollar 10. They're both a dollar 10 together. Yes. And the bat,

is a dollar more. 10 cents. 20 cents.10 together. Yes. And the bet is $1 more. $0.10, Cam. $0.20. $0.20. I got it. That was it. That was the answer. There's no way.

No, I need to give me that. There's no way. It can't be more than $0.10, Cam. $1 more than $10 is $1.10. A $0.10 plus one is $1.10. Y'all are absolutely. Yeah, try this now. I'm so racist because I don't know. Yeah, all right. Okay. I did since 10 plus 1 is 10 on dollars in Yeah, all right, okay We're not giving up

Dripping sweat I'm dripping dog. Oh my god your kids were ever in my class. I swear to God I taught them well So if the cost if the cost of a bat and a baseball Combined incense is one dollar ten cents right and the bat that costs one dollar more than the ball how much is the ball so you use X as the ball no so divide divide 110 by 2 55 cents. You said one more. What is happening? Wait, wait, wait. I feel lesser than.

You should. You absolutely should. There's a math problem. Look, look, look, look. Oh my God. Everything equals one ten. If the cost of a bat and a baseball combined is a dollar ten. And the bat costs a dollar more than the ball.

Look, I wrote a problem. How much is the ball? I wrote it. It's algebraic formula. One plus X equals. Show them. Show them. Look, look, look.

All right. One, one plus X equals a dollar and ten. Yes. This is the missing thing we're talking about. So you subtract a dollar from here, you subtract one dollar, ten cents, X equals ten cents. It is ten cents!

There are no fucking Y's, not ten cents! Oh my God! Bro, this shit's pissing me off. I'm seizing! Oh my God! Dude, I shit's pissing me off. I'm seizing. Oh my God. Dude, I'm really getting mad. No, let's do, cause we can't be any other numbers. No, I'm figuring this shit out.

Bat and ball. You're the algebra. Oh my God. Or a dollar. No, no, we can't go anywhere after this. Is this a trick question? No, I'm dripping. It is so simple.

I'm dripping. Bat and ball. So bat and the ball. Yes. Are a dollar 10. Yes. I'm dripping. Bat and ball. The bat and the ball. Yes. Are $1.10. Yes. Can you slow the next part down? Yes. Hurry up.

The bat. The bat. Costs $1 more. How could it be anything but $0.10, Gale? You are not being smart. $0.90. The bat. No.

The bat. How the f*** can it be $ cents if it's a dollar more? That's why I'm saying 10 cents. Oh, my God. I'm so confused. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much is the ball? Together, they are $1.10.

$0.75. I already said that. It's not right. It's $0.10. It has to be $0.10. Because $1 minus $1.10 is what the equation is. Yes. And that's how you get $0.10.

That's how you get $1. Look. Yes. 1 plus X equals $1.10. Subtract 1 from both sides. You got $0.10 left. X equals 10. What is the answer?

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Ken, what's the answer? No, there's no way. I swear to God. We are not working with anything more than a dollar and 10 cents and y'all can't think of the answer. It's the 10 cents that's messing me up. I don't do good with decimals.

Is it less than a dollar 10? I actually cannot read it in another way. It is a single sentence. Wait, hold on. In another way. It is a single sentence. Bro. Wait, hold on. I'm not going to lie. If I tell you, it defeats all this work you put in. I know, I know.

Okay, $1.10. I'm going to say it really quiet this time. Okay, yeah. So, I'm going to completely rephrase it. Thank you. There's a ball and a bat combined. You go to the register. Your total is $1.10.

Yep. Okay? There's a mystery price tag on the ball you don't know how much it is no we don't but your total is a dollar ten the bat is one dollar more than the ball then what else could it be okay it's a dollar ten I'll do that math do that math a dollar plus ten cent oh okay okay how much is the ball wait do that math. Do that math. A dollar plus ten cents. Oh. Okay. Okay. How much is the ball? Wait. Do that math again.

You said that it clicked. 25 cents. Huh? 25 cents. No. Wait. You go to the register. Your total is a dollar ten.

Yes. I got that. You don't know the price of the ball. No. But you know that the bat is $1 more than the ball. It's free. No. The bat was $1.10 this whole time. Was there a coupon or something?

A coupon? Guys, I'm not going to lie. This is actually bad. It was hilarious at first. But you cannot get over this hill I can both items Are a dollar I know that the bat so however much the ball is you have to add a dollar to the bat Okay, what's a dollar plus X? Told you that already! No Liv, no. No Liv. No.

Did you add a dollar to the bet? The whole total is $1.10. That means something would have to get taken off. Five cents. Yes! Hell yeah, Liv! Told you. There ain't no f***ing way. If the ball is five cents, the bat has to be a dollar more than the ball. So the ball is five cents, meaning the bat is 105, meaning your total is 110.

That means mine still could have been right. No, the ball is five cents. If the ball is ten cents, the bat has to be a dollar more. So it'd be a dollar ten. A dollar five. The total would be a dollar twenty. And so the bat was a dollar five. Yes.

But you said the dollar was one more. The bat is one. The bat is X plus one. $1.05. So you could have said it like that. You could have said it like that. I read the questions. Yeah, I could have gave you the answer.

That's what y'all just said. No, no. You could have read it different. You could have. I read it multiple. I literally said it. Even at the very end when I was like, I'm going to say it to where he's going to get it. No, you didn't. You still didn't get it. No wonder you quit teaching. You. I literally said it. Even at the very end when I was like, I'm gonna say it to where he's gonna get it.

No you didn't. No wonder you quit teaching. You still didn't get it. That's not the answer! Oh, live, god damn it. That's not the answer! It's just five cents. Oh. Just kidding. Alright. This is why I'mma be a stay-at-home mom and teach our kids. Oh, god help our kids. God be with our children. Okay.

This was the answer. Everybody make some noise for Mama Liv and Uncle Creed. Bro, that shit. On Patreon, we're dropping a math card. Yeah, for real. Cam's a bad, bad, like, question. You are a bad teacher. Honestly, looking back now, too because when i i had to take

a couple math classes you know as you can tell i would go to cameron's dorm i'm like babe help me with my math yeah he would just scream at me because i couldn't understand it you're not why aren't you doing it that way yeah you're not nurturing how's my you're not understanding or empathetic and when i was trying to study for... Even at the very end where I physically said the same thing to him, he was like, oh, it's clicking. It's clicking. I said, the bat has to be a dollar more than the ball. I still understand.

The only way y'all got the right answer is by her going a random guess. What's my hangman? Y'all ready? No. That's culturally unacceptable. We are done. Hey, everybody. Thank you for coming back to this episode of the You Should Know Podcast.

Shout out to Mama Liv. Shout out to Coz. Shout out to everybody watching and listening right now. done. Patreon has got a lot coming. We have a casino vlog. Patreon has a lot. There's a schedule posted right now. There's a casino vlog coming out. The long-awaited conspiracy theory is on its way. Ooh, it's good. Extended episode 68. 10-minute talks episode 20. 10-minute talks 21 next week featuring Ashlyn. There's a lot coming your way. The live show is over and done.

So now we are... Onto the next city! Onto the next city, but next city, but on to way more Content for y'all all right. We absolutely love y'all anything you need information wise is gonna be linked in the description below to get your good karma What's your code BAB bat and ball? God knows it should never take anyone seven minutes to complete that but well if we had a better teacher That's very true, and it's my fault cuz they can't do elementary math that was not elementary math yeah no that was like fifth grade math it was two things equal to dollar ten you had to figure out did you get my algebra

equation though you did it wrong but he was on the right you minus one from each side that's not what it is but that's still algebra that's right good algebra but you did it wrong we should have used the pim das you never should have used pim das you thought it was a Prendle. Anyway, get us out of here. All right, guys. One out of two koala bears don't make it home to Christmas. Bye. And we'll see you next time. Dude, my foot's standing.