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Episode Date: January 29, 2024

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio. I forgot I have a ring on. I'm sorry. You know, Cam, how are you doing? How are you feeling? You're the worst.

Oh, my God. I didn't even say this in the intro. We're back on couches. We're back on couches. We saw the couches. Y'all hated the chairs. You absolutely hated the chairs. So, broken couches back,

and if I stumble down and break it again, that's your fault. Yeah, no. So, we did that because there's no uh there's shoddy craftsmanship on the leg of that she's sturdy today just yeah we did some um we did some work with the leg we did some work with the leg to fix the leg i did not do any work with the leg you work my leg good morning which one the first second earth hello good morning we got co-host cam back in the studio now cam let me say something let me say something i'm

so excited for this episode you know why why i've been depressed that's not funny we can't laugh at that we can't but we can't i can laugh at myself but the thing in general we can't laugh no i'm just why why don't you tell me? Yes I do I have been a little down But I always Just The You Should Know Podcast family

The real fans The real fans Not the outsiders That don't really know us That judge us off of 10 second clips Yeah The real people that come here

Every Monday Are in that watch party In the comment section Watching this Y'all are the reason That I'm feeling better And I'm very excited To be back on this couch

And talking to you people. I've been so excited, in fact, to talk to these people. You know what one of the things I do when I'm really excited? Sweat. I get naked for you. You do get naked a lot, and I don't like it. I think you've seen so much of my body in the last 48 hours. I have seen creases of skin that i'm not supposed to see

and i can attest to that and i am not i'm not happy i'm not happy about it but i i'm just worried about because we keep scaling the business right we keep scaling the company you should know studios llc at one point whenever there's people in this office oh yeah i can't be myself oh no you're gonna have to be like a like a neutered version of yourself like an absolute tranquilized payton yeah how it's gonna be better you you better we there better not be hr that's what i'm saying like i'll have a a problem but i wouldn't do i only do it for you or it would literally it'd literally be like guys welcome back to episode 300 of the you should know podcast i'm your host eddie aguero with co-host johnson fleming like it'd be too it'd be a completely different cast if we had an hr

right now i mean we'd be out of it it's so bad like i swear to god like in the even like in the past like 30 minutes before we recorded, Cam seen me naked three times. Like, I've been naked today. I'm proud of this. I'm not sorry. Ah, you need to be. And Cam gets, now, you're a little scared to FaceTime me now. Yeah.

I answer like this. Oh, okay. He's just eating food. And I need to be like this. It's like I'm looking at. Take that out. Take that out. What am I doing? Take it out like I'm looking at Take that out, take that out What am I doing?

Take it out I'm just gonna mute it Oh, speaking of being on the phone with you God, I didn't want to jump into this so quick You piss me off whenever I call you Ditto, you're so rude No, actually, you piss me off whenever you call me Why?

You, you Oh, shit My brain doesn't work the same, bro No, it's What? I thought you were gonna talk about how I take too long to get to things. Okay, kind of it's inconsiderate and selfish every time you call Wow, you're so inconsiderate selfish. You're so mean to me. You can't call me and then put me on a back burner If life happens I have to

Schedule your thoughts. It's not thoughts. It's something can happen. Let me give them a breakdown. Okay. Every time Cam calls me, because 90% of the time he doesn't call me because he doesn't respect me or like me as a man. He only wants the job. I always call him. He's absolutely lying.

I always call him. I always call him. Okay. But when you do call me, this is exactly what happens. The first thing he does, hey Peyton, what's up? First of all, I know your voice. That's not your voice. I don't.

Yes, you do. I only do that when it says spam. Like, hey man, what's up? Fuck me. Okay. Hey, what's up? First of all, I know your voice. That's not your voice. I don't. Yes, you do. I only do that when it says spam like, hey man, what's up? Okay, what? I said, hey, keep it a beam, bitch ass. Careful. What? I didn't say anything. I know, but what voice were you going for? Just a voice. I just

changed my voice. Alright, go it's either that i'm like who is this like why are you talking like this i'm like i'm not around any strangers you try to impress me and i appreciate it because it's like keeping our relationship hot but the second thing you do that you always do and it pisses me off you'll call me right 2 30 on a wednesday you'll call me i'll be like hey what's up what's up bro and you'll be like hey just hold on one second and put the phone down i don't like oh my no you don't i don't immediately tell you to hold on after i am kim i'm gonna i'm gonna hit you in the workplace if i did that i'd be that's a that's

some form of terrorism if i did that if that is i am just devouring your happiness if i go you go hey what's up i go hold on real quick exactly i will speak to you but then if if ruby needs to go out no i might tell you hold on real quick. Exactly. I will speak to you, but then if Ruby needs to go out, I might tell you, hold on real quick. Got to put a harness on. If my wife starts yelling at me, I say, hold on real quick. I got to talk to her. But that's the thing.

That's the thing. Life happens. Life happens. You knew you had to take that dog out. No. Put a harness on, then call me on the way out. You'll call me. Oh, my God. That's what you did literally this week.

You called me. You're in your car. You go, AP, what's up? go ap what's up i was like what's up bro and you go ah hold on one second hey can i get the uh five piece nuggets uh what dog get your food dog what are you doing okay that's on me i did do that i literally the second you answer the phone i said hey hang on real quick let me get the number six large combo and i literally you came through my car audio and you went don't you ever call me while ordering cuisine again that's what you said don't you ever call me while you're ordering cuisine dude that it irks me to my core uh i i can admit to that and i'm sorry i don't know it's hey it's it's up here but you can't this is this is the average person. Ready? Yeah. This is me. Okay, but that's the first thing.

You're using that as bait and an excuse now. I'm not going to give you 25 cents after I pay for a McRib. It's not. What the hell did you just say? You know how I like to ask for donations? I'm not giving you my donations. What? When did we talk about currency? When did that come into?

I'm saying because you want people to feel bad for you no that's just the God's honest truth it took you years don't you ever put an erect finger at me again you see he can put a finger at me I just have to take it I put a finger to him don't you ever do that to me no I'm your father

well you do call me daddy no I don't you've never called me daddy on Jesus you've never called me daddy have you call me daddy. No, I don't. You've never called me daddy. No. Kale, Kale, on Jesus, you've never called me daddy. Have you called me daddy? Yeah. Okay. You almost said, oh my God, you're a cubic centimeter away from crushing your monster. Oh my God.

I think you broke my ankle. I think your ankle broke me. This is, this is getting kids. Yeah, this, it's, there's going to be some edits. There's no live in the studio today some edits me yeah there's no there's no like uh uh referee no no it's not a sport sensor there's no sensor it's no sensory sensor because normally we just get to talk in on this podcast and we forget that there's cameras yeah and then live talks us hey so good so now I feel like just go grabbing something.

You know what I mean? Okay. You're not grabbing any. Put that mic down. You're sniffing it. I don't even know what this fabric is. What would you call it? Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like Camelon?

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like Camelon? Don't you what are you even first and point suit yeah let's be Dreadful bodies got an arm in that club. Drunk in love. We be all night. Cam Wynn. Cam Wynn. We be all night. Cam Wynn. Don't you wish your...

Oh, my God. Oh, no. That was a sin. That was a cardinal sin. You just broke Scout's honor. You were supposed to Oh no, that was a sin. That was a cardinal sin. What? You just broke Scout's honor. What happened? You were supposed to hit Cam Wynn one more time.

I was. Even slightly higher pitch. You went back to another song. You like when I call you Cam Wynn? I'm not going to lie. This might be sad, but I think you can sing better in that weird little baby Cam Wynn voice than you can your regular voice. Who's a better singer, me or you?

100% me. Everyone that knows both of our bloodlines would tell you it's me. Cam, no you don't. You're a good imitator. You're lucky I have... You're a good imitator singer. I'm a very good, very good at that. Thank you. But regular singing?

No, you're about to piss me off. I sing a lot. I literally can... You're so lucky my throat is scratchy right now. It's scratchy. I need a big-ass bowl of, like, cornflakes or, like, honey bunches of oats. What?

I swear to God, anytime I would wake up and I'd have, like, a sore throat or something as a kid, I'd get a fat-ass bowl like honey bunches of oats. What? I swear to God, anytime I would wake up and I'd have like a sore throat or something as a kid, I'd get a fat ass bowl of honey bunches of oats. And I would intentionally put less milk than required to where when I'd drink, it was like I was drinking a river of like nails and wood chips and it would scratch all the phlegm off. Do you realize what you just said to me? What?

Throat's a little itchy, right? I need honey bunches of oats. You feel like a little small cat when I meow to the back of your tonsils. That's a weird, that's a very small kitten. That is a microscopic kitten. If it's fitting in my mouth and going meow, I've got a big throat.

We need to live here. So you're saying when you've got itchy throat syndrome, you want to get the scratchiest cereal in the world to scratch your throat. 100%. That's the equivalent of me saying I was on my ways to scooter. What? Oh, ways to scooter. I thought you said I was on my way to scooter.

I was like, what the? Ways to scooter. Let's just say you fell on your ways to scooter. You got a good cherry on your knee and Scooter. Let's just say you fell on your ways of Scooter, alright? You got a good cherry on your knee and scratched it. That's like saying, alcohol. I scratched my knee. That's the same thing.

That's what the honey bunches and oats are doing. You're scratching your throat. Yeah, but it's a clearing scratch. You know I have a PI on you. No, you don't. I think you might be a serial killer. I'm not a serial killer. That makes sense.

You wake up with a little sore, irritated throat, right? There could be little pockets of pus, little mounds of whiteheads in the back there. You know those little things? Oh, what the? What? Not in mine. But if someone were to have strep, you know how it gets white? That's not whiteheads.

You don't get pimples in your throat. I didn't say it was pimples. That's what a whitehead is. It's a little mountain with a head that's white. So I just called it a whitehead. Good morning. Hello. Hot and ready. Menu's on the table. Anyway, that's a little mountain with a head that's white, so I just called it a whitehead. Good morning. Hello. Hot and ready. Menu's on the table.

Anyway, that's a floor. But you eat the cereal, and it literally goes, just imagine like nails and screws with some wood chips traveling down your throat, your larynx as some call it, down to the... Down to the deep darkness of your acidic stomach pit where all things go to die and it scratches and takes the phlegm with it and you swallow.

And that's what you get. That turns me on. What did you just say? That turns you on? I didn't say that. My mom watches this. You need a butt. We need to live here.

You need a butt. No, I'm saying that's the equivalent of getting like a scab on your knee and you're like this. I don't agree. I don't care. That's the same. Let's not go there. Dude, oh, do you do this when you eat food? Weird question.

And I only do it sometimes. It's certain textures. Like, you ever get a loogie in your throat? Oh. And you bring it back and you go like this a little bit? You're playing. You're playing double dutch with them. You're double dutching the loogie.

You're playing tug of war? Yeah. Who's going to win, the throat or the mouth? You know what I mean? They're going back and forth. Everybody does that. I don't care. Everybody does that.

I do it all the time. It feels good sometimes. No, it does not. It's like a little throat massage. I don't do everybody does i do it all the time it feels good sometimes no it's like a little throat massage i'm either spitting it or okay on it quick and then you reminded me sometimes i do it with my oatmeal because it's gooey and you bring it up you sit there and double dutch your oats yeah i'm i'm playing whack-a-mole with some with some qu oats. No berries. You need to tell me you play tug-of-war with Quaker himself. I have a strong throat. I have good strong throat syndrome.

Good? G-S-T-S? Good strong throat syndrome? You have G-S-T-S. Yeah. That sounds like a viral disease. G-S-T-S. You just started something.

You double-dduct your oatmeal. That's the main food. But sometimes it depends on the texture of the food. How is that pop? You can actually go... The same way you bring it up, like... I can't bring shit up. What?

So you can forcefully vomit. You can vomit on command. How do I go like that? Give me... Not just like... just like not like oh actually right you said that's what i'm saying i don't understand like i'm not getting there with you okay look this part that's like only so gross that doesn't apply to no like a little like a good lube but you're going like this. You just said brown sugar cinnamon Yeah, but I've already it's in there

I'm not making it if I put it in there and I have it rest right in that middle quadrant Right on the starting line. There's a little there's little cells in there. They're just whipping up boats and shit They're like send it up tire Up to you John. Oh, they're just going and it's all it's all like There's a vault door like How stupid we are oh Do you do that okay speaking of little men in your body, whenever... I used to think that all the time.

I drew a diagram when I was six. I remember you said that. Yeah, no, you're schizophrenic. No! That was a different part. No, that wasn't! Cam just broke a different part of the camera. No, you're a f***ing loose.

He's a creep. He saw me up and immediately wanted to join. Ow! Okay, we're in the goddamn court. What part of the couch is broke? Your couch has no integrity left. Oh, it's good. Okay.

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Too anxious to sleep I'm sleeping right I'm sleeping right mm-hmm and my brain works too fast right right? I'm thinking about imminent death and danger. All the time. All the time. Part of me has to be bleeding. Ear, nose, throat, ass. Something's bleeding. Ass?

Was that last one? You need... Oh. You've never wiped and there's a little bit of red on there? Oh, I've wiped and it looks like fucking red riding hood. I've wiped and it looks like fucking red riding hood i've wiped and it looks like a world war ii medic i can't stop you were you canceled oh sorry oh i've wiped it looks like your grown's eye mask i have i'm talking it's bad bro i get that checked shouldn't be like

you're like active blood? No, no. It was as if I got stabbed the same second I wiped. It was a one-time thing. Very scary. Oh, that was here? No. No, it wasn't here.

No, I remember because you went in and you shit and you checked. No, I didn't. I didn't fucking play around. No, I remember that because Liv was telling me. No, that was like on the back end of it. The main, the first one happened at the house. No, I remember I was shitting next to you and you go, what the you were pissed off because you were still there. I was still there.

I'm saying, I didn't say you learned about it here, but it happened here too. Yes, yeah. No, but the main where I'm like the whole thing, I was like oh, that was at the house. How did you know you were bleeding? I checked. Because it felt different. What? It felt different Because it felt different. What? It felt different.

It literally... It felt different. Bro, it's like, imagine... What? Poop has some weight. Poop's like a... You're pooping in your toilet paper? No, but I'm saying...

What do you mean? Poop has... Like, you can tell. If you're picking up a sludge, or if you're picking up water. You know what I'm saying? Yo. You're not broke anymore.

Invest in better toilet paper I the toilet paper I use you can yeah you buy your shit from from like the queen

yeah you buy your shit from like people that make bedding like it's not even toilet paper yo okay cause I'm saying

you could put you could put you could put like an infant's Air Jordan 1 in my ass and I wouldn't be able to feel it. That's how thick my toilet paper is. There's no shot.

You're just like... There's no shot. But it was bad. It was wild. what are you saying what are you talking about i was talking when i sleep oh yeah when you sleep i sleep one of my from your ass and you're in the 36 000 feet in the air in your sleep one of the things uh i think about whenever i'm sleeping and i can't sleep and i'm having anxiety attacks and panic and thinking about imminent death and i'm bleeding right and I'm wet

And I'm like she's cheating definitely right now God your mind So I think about small little workmen in different parts of my brain And there's like gears and they're like and they talk to me They're like you time to go to sleep and they're like turning off the lights and they're picking up their little briefcases and they're turning off the gears and i just fall asleep every time to this day i'm 24 still go to sleep like that what do they i need i need a picture. What do they look like? Small. Don't, don't, don't, don't with that. They look like, like Bob the Builder.

That's what they all look like. They don't all have faces, but like all little like that. Oh God. They don't all have faces? Well, they probably do, but I don't remember. You don't? Okay. I just see like. So they have briefcases.

I see their outfits. They're wearing business casual. I didn't mean briefcases. What's the thing? It's a briefcase what's the thing it's a brief toolbox lunchbox toolboxes they have toolboxes and they just they just clock out they're they're working with me or is it like a sub like you have to tell them to clock out they don't leave until the boss is asleep so i don't ever see them exit the door they just tell me and then i'm now they go all right boss we're headed out for the night it was a great one exactly and then they they turn. They go, all right, boss, we're headed out for the night. It was a great one. Exactly. And then they turn off the gears.

People are going to think I'm fucking, I swear to God, as I go to sleep. And you literally just go like this. Every time. Because it stops me thinking about imminent death and danger. You know what I immediately think? What? You want to be a Disney character. You, your life's work

is to Disney Disney Peyton Disney Harden that's what I okay one day when I'm on Disney I'm gonna have a

I'm gonna congratulate I'm gonna be there I feel like I'm a good enough actor to be on Disney cause I was watching some of the Disney shows and I'm like they're good actors

I'm not trying to diminish but see you can't burn bridges with our future employers they're great actors yeah i'm saying like they're good actors but they're not like it's not like leonardo dicaprio so i feel like i can do that and like especially with the character i got a good character where i was like what was that move i've always wanted to be like tupac shakur in um fresh prince of bel-air

whenever oh yeah you get the like the celebrity interest of like sitcoms whenever like you bump into them they're like oh hey hey watch out and it turned out it's like that fake the audience dude how okay did you get upset when you figured out your favorite shows were laugh tracked dude it took me it hurt you just broke something inside of me i was painfully scarred yeah what show is it a lot of them like big bang theory i didn't really watch it but that's like i swore for the longest that they did the sets in front of a live audience some did and they laughed some did some did but all nickelodeon shows all disney shows, I would say all. I can't prove it. But like 90% of them, it's just like added in laughs.

Like Victorious, iCarly, Drake and Josh, it's all added in laughs. Did you feel older and more cool when you watched Zoey 101 because there wasn't added laughs? No, I never really thought about it. I did. That's how good that show was though. I thought when I watched a show that was still on Nick that didn't have the laughing, I was like. But now that you think about it, I know why zoe 101 didn't have a laugh track shit wasn't funny that's pretty are you nuts zoe 101 was probably top three nick shows of all time peyton if you went on netflix right now and watched two episodes i did i watched they have

two seasons up or one season i watched like three times i love that before a date whenever i was living in uh oh can i say that i don't live there anymore when i was living at a screaming lady apartment yeah i was uh i i mean the girls talking to the time we just watched that before we're getting ready to go i rewatched it i was like that that's probably the worst feeling ever but you weren't a good kid. You weren't a fun kid. I mean, I wasn't a good kid. You were always like, I'm too cool for this. I'm going to be in the army one day. I never wanted to join the ROTC.

You're talking to a future. You're talking to a future Colonel Cadet. Get on your knees. Freeze. He's like, what do we? What's that smell? What's that smell? No, I, dude.

It's like a horrible feeling when something that you absolutely loved and super nostalgic you go back and it's it's ass it's the worst i don't get that often though because you know why i still like i'm i i'm just a i'm still the same child i'm just big i mean my brain i have a lot of childlike things up here, but it's just certain things, bro. I hold on to things. The initial feeling something gave me, I still have. That's why I watch High School Musical 800 times. I've seen all of them 800 times, and I have the same feeling each time. But have you gone?

High School Musical is a good one, though. It's so fantastic. Have you listened to a Kidz Bop recently? I never was into Kidz Bop. I auditioned to be in one, I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God.

You can't sing. I swear to God. No, that's why I didn't get it. They were doing auditions at, I think, Lakeline Mall in Austin, Texas. I couldn't. Your mom's the greatest. That's why we're here. She's the greatest mom ever. Yeah.

I would have been like, like boy you can't sing say get your ass i know but she did a great job and my dad they did a great job of like we know you suck like you're not good but we're not going to tell you that we would rather you not hold that resentment of us not letting you do it and you go fail on your own like that's great parenting that's great parenting that is that's fantastic that's great have you gone back to those old shows and watched them without a laugh track i didn't even know you could do that go to youtube and watch like go to a show that you remember at a live track be like whatever whatever show no laugh track and watch it how awkward it is because they're literally like this hey how was your day oh it was good

did you catch that football game last night? Yeah, literally. Yeah, a football game, because they had to pause for the editors to edit. That's so strange. I would probably, I'd say I could crush a whole episode in six blinks if it didn't have the laugh track.

I'd literally be like this. Just watching it. Just dead watching it track. I'd literally be like this. Just watching. Just dead watching it. Now I'm thinking about being, I feel like half this podcast now is me reminiscing on childhood stuff. Dude, it's fun. It was the happiest time of my life

before millions of people said very rude things to me every single day. It made me question if I was important to this earth. You are. You are. You should always know that. You should go to sleep every night

like cam win loves me but you really go like this gring gring yeah i'll be the gym at nine bitch and i just go this how i go sleep peyton hates me you don't think that you don't think that you would have had a serious conversation with me by now if you'd have thought i hated you i know you don't hate me i just feel like i don't think that. You would have had a serious conversation with me by now if you would have thought I hated you. I know you don't hate me. I just feel like... I don't know. I just feel like you could lay off the B word a little bit. Like those fucking... Shut up, bitch.

Exactly. That's all the time. But I say that out of love. Oh my god. What? You roast me all the time. There's nothing new with that. Okay.

You always make fun of me. My grandma roasted my ass last night. Oh, Meemaw? Meemaw. I love, Meemaw's so nice. She's so nice. She's blind and deaf.

She's 80. She's so nice. That's my, it's to set the story for them. But listen, that actually has nothing to do with it. But Meemaw, Meemaw,

she's my loving grandma. You're going to hell, though. No, I'm not. That's fact. It's what she is. And she'll tell you. She'll be the first i'd be like that's like me talking about my grandmother pencil i'd be like yeah me and my stage four

kids like you can't like that's i mean but it's okay regardless so we're sitting uh my mom had to go somewhere last night and because i guess it has something to do with it because my grandma is visually impaired hearing impaired why are you laughing you're curling your body was curling with laughter what are you doing okay so because of that me and uh live we brought her dinner and we went and hung out with her last night okay just so you could wouldn't have to be by herself for the night so go over there bring her some uh some canes we're eating chicken everything and we start talking about our colorado trip okay okay so we start talking about this trip and i go yeah uh peyton's actually flying out there. He made the smart decision. We're gonna drive. She goes oh, yeah

That's that's a long one and I go yeah, and you know just tall people like being stuck in a car It's just not it's not advantageous. It just really kind of hurts. She goes yeah I swear to God it caught me so off-guard she goes goes yeah especially you you got those weird knees i said what i swear to god she goes you got really weird knees and i go what is that i went what the i was like what's what's weird about my knees beemo she goes you know they're just i mean they hurt you and they're a little a little different and i, my first thought, this might be the asshole. My first thought was like, you haven't seen my knees in so long. It's like, you haven't seen them in forever.

So you don't even know. I could have one knee right now and you wouldn't know. Damn. It's my great. She listens to this. It's my great. I love her to death. So then, then, this is how I know.

I'm not even going to ruin it. So then we keep going on I'm like yeah it says it's 12 hours we're gonna break it up in the shifts I'm probably gonna take like a little Advil PM and whatnot and I was like I just get so jealous of shorter people in the cars because they can at least rotate and whatnot word for word I know the jokes have gone too far and she's caught on she goes yeah you can't do that especially not with your hips. Yes. And I literally went, I am sitting there in my own, in my parents' house with my grandma, who's known me in my entire existence before this hip shit. And she has now hopped onto the wave.

Shout out to you, Meemaw. I love you. And she said, especially not with your hips. And I literally went, you're kidding. That's funny as hell. I was like, oh, I do a lot better with yours, huh? Don't touch me. Meemaw, I will beat him up for you. I'm kidding. I do a lot better with yours huh Don't touch me Meemaw I will beat him up for you

I love her but it was so funny She just caught me so off guard with the knees at first Meemaw's funny as hell she's such a nice lady She said you got weird knees I was like how You do come from a lineage of bad knees Oh my mom I love her to death

That woman before her surgery Man her shit was yink It was just not me Oh my mom. I love her to death. That woman before her surgery Man, her shit was yink. It was just not me. I don't remember her before her surgery Yeah, cuz well it happened. It was like right around like the first time I was meeting her Yeah, but uh I remember after her surgery Dude, she fell one time my mom literally fell off a curb and fell directly on both of her knees Showed up to my birthday dinner Slits in both of her jeans right on the knee line blood on the denim still walked in with a smile on her face her knees, showed up to my birthday dinner, slits in both of her jeans right on the knee line, blood on the denim, still walked in with a smile on her face.

Happy birthday, son. They're like, did you get jumped, mom? Did you get attacked by, like, puss in boots off Shrek? Such an odd... Well, he's knee-height with a sword. So I just figured, I don't know. I've never seen that movie. Legend of Zorro? Have you seen that?

Maybe. Sounds familiar. I'm never in a Shrek kid. Oh, Zorro? Have you seen that? Maybe. It sounds familiar. I've never been a Shrek kid. Oh, Zorro has nothing to do with Shrek. Absolutely nothing to do with Pixar. There's not a scene of animation in Zorro. Did you know Mose from The Office was the executive producer of the show? Was he really? That little weird punk that would run her.

He was the executive producer. Amon? I assumed. It's racist. That's on me. Get rid of that. Yeah, he's the executive producer

of the show. I was watching interviews of the cast afterwards and he was like, I'm so and so and he's like, I played Mose

and I'm the executive producer and he was like so normal. I was like, that's how great that show was. And Kelly's, Ryan, he was like one of the head writers oh yeah

i knew that i knew ryan was i i love doing shit like that though uh like when you finish a show that you absolutely love and you go and follow like the fan twitter page you watch that okay well i guess i did that with harry potter oh i did i did it with harry potter and i was obsessed and then it got to a point it'd be like a random day two years that what are you doing what are you doing it was a oh my god it was a random day two years later and i was getting a tweet on my timeline that said expel i was like i need to end this i was like i'm out of that do you oh i'm thinking about kids stuff but i want to before i get into that i was going to talk to you about disneychannelgames.com remember disney channel games you play zach and cody going through the

thing oh my god and foster's home american reference a cartoon i already told you about the warner brothers it doesn't matter i was going to talk about something more important as a kid You play Zack and Cody going through the thing. Oh, my God. And Foster's Home America, and your parents are cartooning. I already told you about the Warner Brothers one. It doesn't matter. I was going to talk about something more important as a kid. Okay. I've had this, like, we never agree on, like, games in, like, our childhood. We have very different childhoods.

We both had field days in elementary school. Oh, my God. The endorphins, every time field day comes outside, you go and chase around your crush. I used to pack two Lunchables for it, too. I needed a carb up. You're hungry, bitch. I needed a carb up for field day.

It was sick, bro. You had your caloric intake for field day? 100%. I had two Lunchables. Exactly my point. I was like, Gussers and candy. It was a lot of candy. It was Gussers, candy, shit.

Yeah, that's you. I was like, Mom, give me the steak. What was your favorite field day game as a kid? Mine was the potato sack races and Twister. Best games. Twister? Like, Twister. Yeah, left hand on green, right hand on red.

What the hell kind of field day did you have? Y'all were playing Twister at field day. What'd y'all play at Twister? At field day. The field day events. Twister wasn't a part of your field day. What'd y'all play at Twister? At field day? The field day events. Twister wasn't a part of your field day? Twister's like a board. I don't know.

Twister's like a family house game. Why is that at your field day? Because you play Yahtzee at field day? Give a Monopoly corner? Why are you playing Twister at field day? Field day was like the 20-yard dash. You had a little pass and kick. You had the hula hoop stuff all that potato sack egg in the spoon yeah twister twister is not a field day event yes it was we all play hide and seek at field day if you wanted to you didn't play tag at field okay you're now you're just saying shit you didn't play tag at

field day you played tag tag at field day? Yes. Where did you go to school? It was sanctioned. Sanctioned bullshit. Where did you go to school? The counselor. What are you saying?

You're not answering my question. Where did you go to school? It was sanctioned. Where did you go to school? The counselor. This is 21 clues? Am I trying to guess? You always make me feel lesser than i'm not trying

to make you feel like hoop you played tag at field day tag and twister to two teams tag and twister teed up you're just teed up on the field day yes and then you would play human hurdles so okay here's here's my thing right you know what is human hurdles first off you go like this you're running and then you go down and then the kid jumps over you and then you run human hurdles oh y'all didn't have the funding this and then okay here's my thing y'all play the uh the uh water balloon water balloon yes okay that's a field day event what's the difference between that and twister how many kids are in your class i don't know maybe 20 right in my like my class yeah miss wink. Ms. Winkler's?

Sure. Ms. Winkler's. 20? Around? Give or take? Okay. How many can play Twister? Two.

No, you can play four. What are the other 18 kids doing? That's my point. You play events where you have teams, relays, everyone's involved. Imagine going to field day and having a chess tournament sitting there. You're just like, we did have chess. No, you did not. Yes, you did.

We had miscellaneous games at field day. You didn't have miscellaneous games at the field day? Our field day was rigor. Careful. Be careful. Make sure you pronounce that first R. It was rigorous. Okay.

And it was determination. It was literally teams, all events. Yeah. It was like a full, you felt like a small Olympian. I was ass at Twister, but we had it. What? First off, you would be horrible to play Twister with. You would be, you'd literally be like this.

You'd be like, oh, excuse me. Oh, there we go. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're tall, lanky, and you had your tail in hair. Holy shit. God forbid somebody's right here. Oh my god. You're tall lanky and you had your tail in here Oh, God forbid somebody's right here and you stunk and you stunk. Oh my god Yeah, somebody was like right-handed on red anytime that my arm was like they did go. They're like I'm done Yeah, every time you move your feet. It's like in the haha game You have the haha game

Why is nobody agree with what is What is the ha-ha game? Ha-ha! You win! Yes! You lay down. It's in Ms. Winkler's class. Ms. Winkler was a creative son of a gun. She was ahead of her time.

You lay down. Somebody... So you're on grass. You're lying on earth. You can play on pavement. Who gives a shit? You said you did it on field day. Your field day was in a parking lot?

Yes. What the f***? Some of it. Yo, what the hell is wrong with you? Yo, what kind of funding did you have at your school? Our field day was at the football stadium. Oh, wow. Y'all had a football stadium in field day?

We had the whole football field used. We used the track for the elementary school.all had a football stadium in field day? We had the whole football field used. We used the track for elementary school. We had a football field. No. The city. You definitely wore a bow tie to school, you rich bastard. Yes, you did. A bow tie and an ascot.

No. Our city had the football stadium, the big football stadium for our high school. Y'all took buses to field day? Yeah. Y'all got buses to field day? Yeah. Y'all got money, dog. That's what I'm saying. What kind of field day did y'all live? Go outside.

Was it just like a long recess? Pretty much. Wait, what? I didn't know this was crazy. Yeah, that's what I was like. Who plays Twister on a field day? We had straight up races, snow cones. No.

You could buy nachos. You had to bring your own lunch. And then all the people would get in, all of us, on field day, would get in the football stadium, all the little kids, and then the real high school athletes would come around and practice real quick. And it would motivate us. Ours would literally be like, go outside and we're going to put cones in the streets so you don'll get hit by

the honda civic that's what we did what are you talking about yo y'all had an elite field day bro it was sick and then we played the haha game but then the water the fire hydrant the fire truck would pull up at the end and turn on his hose and spray all the vendors oh my dad got attacked by a dog on field day. Because we had the police come. Oh, you were that kid. You were the kid whose dad got attacked. By a dog. They put him in the suit. Oh, for like a show.

Yeah. I thought you meant your dad was there. He gets attacked and he's like, call the cops. And then everyone's like, oh, there's the snitch kid dad or something. No, but you didn't play the ha-ha game. Dude, that's not a game. I want to play it for Patreon. That would be so fun.

The ha-ha game. I love you to death. So we're on gravel, right? It was probably horrible for our bodies. Yeah, what? Texas, 105 degrees. 105 degrees, you're on gravel. So we're laying down, right?

And it's the first time I've had my silent laugh. It's like it was born. And a girl or a guy, whoever, a class classmate a classmate would lay their head on your stomach the back of the head on your stomach 100 illegal where we grew up and then you think that and then it would be another head on their stomach another head so we'd all be like that and then uh the first person would go ha second person go ha ha it's stuck it's you seeest game so you literally go, ha. No, you already messed up. One ha to start. I did do one.

Okay, ha. So you go, ha, ha, ha. No. You just did two. You went, ha. See how it's a fun game. It's not fun at all. Okay, play it.

Okay. You go one. Ha. Ha, ha. Ha. Imagine if I was on your gut. And you could feel the ha going. I don't want you on my gut. I just can't look at you. Here we go.

Look at me. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And I'll match a 25. Yeah. And we played the telephone game. Telephone was evil.

Yeah, but recess. You literally start with science is cool and it ends with Brenda's a bitch. It's just like, what are you doing? Like, why are we playing this? You definitely had to ghetto kids at your school. Uh- this? You definitely had to ghetto kids in your school. You definitely had to ghetto kids in your school if it ends like that. Dude, field day was lit, bro. No kidding.

Y'all, I mean, mine was lit. Ours was lit. I hope yours was lit. So Twister or the potato sack races? Dude, Twister was never once at a field day for us. Ever. Ever. Y'all had the goddamn circus coming.

No, we just did little relays cone stuff the filled the bucket with water put the sponge over your head and get the water we couldn't do that i had all like vacation bible school games because if i had my braids and you know putting water on my mom i would throw in a fit chicken i gotta get those turn that water hydrant off you better not get my baby wet. Off! No, my mom would hate field day because I would come home smelling like sardine ass. Oh, I can only imagine. And y'all was just at the school. Didn't have the bus ride to let the sweat cool.

Dude, that's crazy. Y'all took buses to field day. I mean, granted, it was... We only had... Like, it's all one city. It's still resources and money. It's one city. It's still resources and money.

Everything, it was like five minutes from every... Did y'all do something special for Halloween? No. That was cool. Oh's one city. Still resources in money. Everything, it was like five minutes from every- Did y'all do something special for Halloween? No. Oh, we did. At my elementary school, we would turn one hallway on a Saturday into a haunted house

and the theater kids would come do it. We didn't do haunted house but they decorated it. Yeah, I remember I would leave my flag football game and I would play

for the Patriots. Okay, I have a serious question. Okay okay what position were you in flag football receiver and quarterback okay I was also a receiver I have a follow-up serious question okay did you ever miss a fairly open ball yeah several. My last question. My last question. Did you ever fake an injury when you missed a catch? Every time. What?

That was the go-to. I have one, bro. Because I was like, I played like a tight end. So I was always hitting like little slants, little outs and ends, right? Or blocking. There's low-key like a competitive flag football league, and I don't know why I was in it, to be honest. Was it where you were the NFL teams?

Yeah. Sponsored by Cheetos? Yeah, I was Cowboys. So randomly, our coach decides to send me long. He's like, you're a tall kid. Just go grab it. I'm like, all right. So I start running. I'm like, holy shit, I'm kind of beating this kid.

Quarterback. Dime. I'm looking up. I'm like probably four feet in front of this kid he could dive and he's not even gonna mess up yeah right my hands no pads no helmet distractions and i literally fell to the ground and it was almost as the embarrassment hit it's almost as if i fell to the ground and it was dark right it was dark so i covered up and i had a conversation with myself i said all right this is is it. I either hurt

I hurt something or I have to quit the team and I was under there. It was just dark I was by myself very vulnerable time It's like there was two of me, and I was like okay. What are we doing? I said all right uh let's call it an ankle and get out of here ready break. And I stood up and I went, ah! I was holding my leg. My coach said there's nothing wrong with you. See, you make fun of me, but you low-key did the same shit I did. That's like a pride thing when you're young. If you drop a ball, you basically broke your leg.

Yeah. Even if you didn't. I remember the day I quit football. It was because I dropped a pass. It was seventh grade football. And we played the high school. What? I quit in eighth grade.

I quit seventh. I thought I got paralyzed. Oh, yeah. I remember you told me. No, but so we would the high school. What? I quit in eighth grade. Oh, I quit seventh. I thought I got paralyzed. Oh, yeah. I remember you told me. No, but so we would do this thing where I was a receiver, right? And I've never felt this way playing sports, but I just genuinely felt like I did not belong on that field. Like, this wasn't for me.

Like, I just didn't. You just had an egg. I didn't get it. Like, I got it. Like, I'm good at football. You're like, I don't like getting hit. But I was just like, this isn't for me. You know what I'm feeling?

Bro, that was me too. Like, in Pop Warner, I was a goaded kid. I never played young. Bro, I was like one of the – like, it was like one of those when I was a kid because I was just way bigger than anybody. I was way more athletic than everybody. I was tall as shit. I just played flag football.

I was low-key skilled. And they would be like, oh, that kid's going to be like a – like, they're really good. But once I got to high school, I was like, I don't – I like shooting the basket. I don't like this. And so I remember it was a home game. It was against Dessau, and Dessau scared me.

They were big athletic kids. A lot of those kids are in jail now. I remember it was we're going for a two-point conversion. They put me in for a slant route. Okay. You know, I just got to go five yards. Quick slant route. And our quarterback, Colin Wy just got to go five yards. Quick slant route. And our quarterback,

Colin Wyman. That's so, oh my God, that's the most quarterback name I've ever heard. He's D1. Colin Wyman? He's a D1 baseball player now.

He's this fantastic arm. Of course he is. The kid who's always a great arm. Of course he is. Hit me on a slant route. I never knew how to line up either because they never, I was like,

I saw people pointing, I was like, what the fuck am I pointing you for? I was like, I didn't get it. And the ref would always be like – You're like – And so, like, they would give me – Like, I could have gotten a false start every time

because I was still moving back every time. Oh, my God. So, I was like, boom, slayer out. I was like, one, two, boom. I hit the slayer. Like, he was a perfect throw because he's supposed to hit you on the break. The ball's supposed to be in the air. I turned around.

I wasn't expecting the ball to be in the air already. I look, and I could't expecting the ball to be in the air already. I look, and I could hear that motherfucker coming. Boom! Hits me in my head. I'm like, all I hear is,

oh! All the DeSalle kids, they're saying very vulgar things to me on the ground. Get up, bitch! And it's one of those, your teammates don't even help you up. Imagine my skinny ass,

and you know middle school pads are so big on you. I'm like, you're like this. Like you got to like roll to a side, kind of like hitch up. Like you can't just sit. That was the last day I played football. I was like, this isn't for me. And I was like, I'm pretty sure he told me, he's like, bro, you got a great career in basketball. Bro, I had a very muscular kid tackle me with a crown of his helmet right in my small of my back.

I literally thought I was paralyzed. Yeah. I was like, oh, this is it. I'm done forever. I remember me and Armani played football on the same team. Armani Brooks plays for the Brooklyn Nets. And I remember we scrimmaged his. He was on the older team.

We scrimmaged his team. We played Oklahoma drill. And everybody on my team, everybody was terrified of me, Oklahoma drill, because I was getting bullied at the time, so I'd get my shit out on them. I was just big. So I'd just be like, turn. Oklahoma Joe, you start on your back, facing. And then you just get up and you hurt each other. Some places have banned it.

Yeah, they probably should, especially for kids. I remember Armani. Here's the first one I was going to the older kids. Go here. Just gets me straight in my leg. I flip, and he goes, look at you, dog. And I said, literally but uh wait wait wait it wasn't that necessary for you to get that aggressive you're right but just before we move on okay we were speaking on games and I have a

game for you is it a math game it's not a math game thank god I promise that your damn partner in crime isn't here either I'm tired of going on this. 24 days, six. He doesn't. He bought a cat. It wasn't ours. I'm tired of going out and probably be like, solve this math problem. Dude, the guy yesterday, the guy literally said, hey, bro, I got a math problem for you.

And Peyton was like, stop. He said, please. Everywhere I go. I have a game for you. Okay. I have to set it up real quick. That's how instructions work. All right, buddy.

So it's all set up. I was thinking back. This thing I used to set it up real quick. That's how instructions work? All right, buddy. So, it's all set up. I was thinking back. This thing I used to always do, I would go to this website, because you were talking about the game stuff, and it triggered my mind. It was like little IQ tests, kind of. This really isn't the real IQ test, but I like to call this good old circle quiz. Okay? What is that?

You have to connect all the dots without leaving the circle and without intersecting any lines. I just want to see if you can do it. Can I pick up the pin? Huh? Yeah. Okay. You can connect. Why do I have so many colors?

Because there's four different sets. I don't get the game. You have to connect the blue one to the blue. You have to connect purple to purple, red to red, black to black, without crossing any lines and without leaving the circle. So I just want to see if you can do it do you die can I go with one pin or I gotta go multiple pins it doesn't matter you just use one pin why do you give me five pin that's a great point I don't okay I gotta connect all of the dots yes you got to connect

the dots to each other okay no you imbecile take the eraser blue to blue purple to purple black to black and red to red i see why you got fired as a i did not get fired i quit and i literally said connect the colors to their color oh easier okay can they see it okay red to red mm-hmm blue to purple? right? I'm not good at math but I can connect a dot fucking son of a is that right? I scored? you did you did

that's a game? I think it's so much better when a computer makes it it makes it harder. I gave you too much space. That's it. That's it? That's it. That's literally the right answer.

So bad. I didn't make the circles big enough. There's way too much air here. Wait, do it again. Try it again. Alright, I'm trying another one. That last one was horrible, apparently. And if you're so modern-day Picasso, figure this one out, smartass.

Here we go. Oh, that one. Okay. There's your writing utensil. That's why you got fired. Didn't get fired. I left. All right, so connect all the dots

you can't leave this off again connect all the dots without teacher was speaking can't leave the square can't cross lines okay color to color yep color to color this is a trick okay red to red this is Okay, red to red. This is a trick. Red to red. Blue to blue. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Are you... I want to know the passing rate of your students when you're a teacher. Am I a dumbass? Like, I looked at that and I thought I could have sworn that was modern day Da Vinci. Am I an idiot? Are you stupid? Dude, I swear to God, it's got to be better when a computer makes it because I'm not making the dots adequate sizes.

I'm giving you too much. I'm giving you wiggle room. I think there has to be a rule like it's a straight line or something. There's not. There's no wiggle room. Yo. Cam got fired for hurry.

I did not get fired, but damn it. If I was giving him this, I might have shut him. Might have shut him. What the hell with this game? Okay, Cam, no. You're awful.

We're done. You're awful. You're absolutely awful. We're done. I awful. We're done. I can't even believe that. I wanted you to fail. I think it's we didn't help people the last episode, but I want to help some people

this episode. You know what that means. It's February. Is it February? Stop saying that. It's not February. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P.

Dr. P. Dr. P. Uh-uh. Hey. I'm not allowed to join. No. I'm sorry. My square quizzes were shit.

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okay but there was nothing wrong with our relationship at all we planned our future together and everything does he really just need to work on himself

or is that an excuse I'm 22 and he's 26 by the way part of me thinks he was having a having a crisis because he doesn't have

his dream job in the life he wants yet this is going to be the easiest Dr. P I've ever done he told you you look actually you just proved to yourself that he's working on himself so you're so she just can't accept it acceptance is the problem yeah acceptance is the problem and i get that it's hard i get that it's hard. I get that it's hard, but not everybody's a bad person. That sounds like a good person to me,

that they are willing to give up a relationship that maybe they wanted to, but they can't give you everything if they're not happy with themselves. And a lot of people need to take that advice. Instead of dragging somebody along when you're not feeling good about yourself and making somebody suffer with you if the best thing for you and ultimately for them is to separate yourself do what you need to do and then maybe come back it's up to that person if they're willing to accept that or not then let them do that you already said is he actually working on himself or not i know that he's not happy where he's at in life if two plus two goes yeah every time it's four every time so yes i know it sucks and god

bless you but uh so let's segue to that what would what would be your advice to her for because i i said dude i do get that it's it sucks that it's a real thing like someone someday somebody might just wake up and be like wow i really am terrified this thing of life i'm really not where i want to be has nothing to do with you but I think we need to break up that absolutely sucks but it's a real thing so what would you what would you say for confidence it doesn't suck yet it's gonna suck worse when he figures himself out in that other country and gets him a Danish girlfriend that's gonna be the sucky part you've got to mentally prepare for that because if he finds himself out there gets the job he wants out there and it so happens that it lines up with somebody else's timing timeline out there then he'll get with somebody else

and it sucks and it's not a you thing it's just timing it's like say that again it's not a you thing it's not your it's not your fault it just takes acceptance and willingness to be like at least this person didn't lie and cheat on me well they could have i don't know and i've always said that too like that either one's to hurt, but I'd much rather, say if my relationship was breaking, I'd much rather her end it with me

than go and cheat and stuff and find out. If you feel the need to cheat, to cheat, cheat, if you feel the need to cheat,

if you feel the need, then we need to just end and go our separate ways before you just do slimy things behind my back. Yeah, I think that's... Because either way is going to suck,

but I'd rather you at least be like an honorable person to where you tell me to my grill i think it's okay to be upset it's okay to be hurt a hundred percent and you deal with that how you deal with it but once you get that initial emotion out i think you could look at that as respectable of what that guy did or girl whatever whoever does that and i think more people need to take advice from that person and i think you people need to take advice from that person and i think you shouldn't sit there waiting on him either he decided to leave you go do your thing sugar muffin sugar muffin go do your thing dr p ready hello hello how old she was i

don't know 22 right 22 okay good yeah right 22 yeah guy was 26. Okay, cool. Dr. P. Dr. P. And that was... Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. Dr. P. And I think it's time for people's favorite segment. You know what that is? Pop culture.

Payton and Kim. Pop culture. With Payton and Kim. Wow. I got a pop culture painting pop culture with painted in cam wow i got a pop culture i talk about this with uh my twitter family a lot and the twitter family is growing at the psh8 if you want to just sit there and talk with me with my weird ideas and thoughts my a lot of uh the fans on twitter all have a common interest with me and it's the wwe talk about the wwe a lot you do like you some old you have some old wrestling big wwe news we filmed this prior because we're going to be in colorado so this could be old news to you but um wwe stream WWE Raw in the U.S., Canada, U.K.,

and Latin America every single week all year long. And the requirement, is that a word, was for, guess what, $5 billion. Ugh. Dollars. That boy Vince McMahon. Big news for the wwe now big news for the wwe and at the same on the same day the rock is joining the wwe and ufc parent company's board of directors he joins uh david faber faber carl quintal lent, and Jim Kramer in the ring. Oh, never mind.

That's a part of Squawk the Street. That word sounded weird. It's okay. He joined TKO, which is the parent company of WWE and UFC, as a board member on the same day that they got acquired for $5 billion. They're making big moves. He's making big, big money. Now, I wasn't able to talk to my WWE insiders.

I have some insiders now over there. Talk about what we think that's going to mean. I hear you, big guy. I do. I do. Some big wigs over there at the WWE, which is crazy to say now. But there is a Twitter account. I'm speaking strictly to the WWE fans.

If you don't like WWE, sorry. But this is exciting to me. Now, there's a lot of storylines that could happen with WWE. It's on the road to WrestleMania. Now the Royal Rumble is coming up. Very excited about that. Bro, the fact that you know this, this is sick. Yeah, and so The Rock has come back and he's talked about

challenging Roman Reigns, which is crazy, but with somebody as big as The Rock and Roman Reigns, I think they're going to take a year timeline for that the same way they did Rock and John Cena. And a Twitter account by the name of Assemble underscore show

said this Mania idea. And I think this is the most accurate one. I hope it happens. I talked to my WWE insiders and see if this is what they're thinking about. But it says Mania idea.

Cody Rhodes wins night two of WrestleMania. Roman stands in the ring broken because Roman Reigns has been the longest title holder in modern history. He's had it for years. As he

sits there in the ring broken, that he loses his title to Cody Rhodes. As Cody Rhodes finishes the story, boom, the rock music hits. Rock takes the lay from Heyman, Paul Heyman, which is... Paul Heyman? oh you know paul hayman the goat and so you know roman rey is the head of the table takes the lay as the head of the

table because you know they're related and then the stare down with roman they spend a year building that to race to uh wrestlemania 41 hypes the new netflix deal all year in the process so they're gonna they're gonna have c to have Cody Rhodes win night one of WrestleMania. Boom, The Rock comes. And now the title. I thought you said night two. Night two, I mean. The title sequence story is gone from Roman Reigns.

The only thing he has is I'm the tribal chief. I'm the head of the table. But now The Rock, who is your family member, who is the most powerful person in sports entertainment history, comes and takes the only thing you have left. Takes that lay. I'm going to be the head of the table. They stare at each other. They build a year and they build that

Netflix storyline into the next WrestleMania 41. I am excited for that. Do you want to have a watch party for WrestleMania? I'll do that for you. You would be so uninterested. I would watch it you wouldn't get what's going on i'll be like there's no way this is happening you'd be like

who's that i'd be like dude the fight was cool but like i would yeah i definitely know the backstories dude but wrestling was it was elite yeah it was so good i feel bad for tony khan who's a he's the head uh he's the owner of aw he had some he had some good things going because wwe was at a downturn because vince mcmahon was ruining it at the time until triple h took over and so he was taking all he had some he had some good things going because WWE was at a downturn because Vince McMahon was ruining it at the time until Triple H took over and so he was taking

all those people he had CM Punk he had Cody Rhodes he had Chris Jericho the fact that Cody Rhodes is still like wrestling is wild yeah

I feel like he's been wrestling since we were young yeah and Chris Jericho he had all these people Cody Rhodes was the little high flyer right no

Cody Rhodes Dusty Rhodes kid he was a part of the Cody Rhodes was the little High flyer right No Cody Rhodes Dusty Rhodes kid He was a part of the Cody Rhodes wasn't He didn't have He didn't do the Like frog splash The high

He was like a high flyer Like off of a Top of the rope Turnbuckle I'm not I don't think he was known for that Oh okay He's like kind of small

Like buzz cut He had a buzz cut at one point He's been wrestling for 20 years I mean I don't know Everything I say you're like I mean at one point Yeah it's like I don't know He Everything I say, you're like, I mean, at one point. Yeah, it's like, I don't know. He used to wear yellow or something.

But I feel bad because now he had CM Punk, which is big. Came back to wrestling. CM Punk, AEW. Cody Rhodes, big. Chris Jericho, big. He's got nothing. And he didn't do much with them. He didn't do enough.

He didn't have that storyline of CM Punk, Cody Rhodes. Now WWE takes back Cody Rhodes. WWE takes back CM Punk. First thing they do is build that storyline. God. God. And now they have MJF. But MJF is like a great wrestler over at AEW.

He's one of the best on the mic. He could be the future of wrestling. And his contract ends in 2024. And a lot of people are like, if mjf comes out at royal rumble i doubt it but if he does if he if if mjf leaves so like people that watch wwe they definitely like tune into aew as well it's like non-casuals yes okay yes because edge is over at uh so it's like ufc with michael chandler how like michael Michael Chandler was in a different promotion, came over to UFC. People already knew him, liked him, and now he's –

Yes. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. But – Sorry, I just nerded out. But all my wrestling fans, I want y'all to – You deserve a nerd help, buddy. Yeah, I want y'all to put, if y'all like that idea from that Twitter account that I put in.

But you got a – It sounds sick. You got a pop culture? I was good with wrestling. Cool. And that was – Pop culture. Paying in camp. but uh you got it you got it you got a uh pop culture i was good with wrestling cool and that was pop culture paying in camp pop culture we're paying in camp get us out of here big hips nasty that side eye was criminal that was like some ruby shit you said we're going to colorado we're

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Blank strong throat syndrome. I don't remember. We'll just go strong. STS, strong throat syndrome, is what he has. You know what my favorite thing is? Reading the comments and being like, what do these acronyms mean? Confuse casuals. Confused casuals, man.

Casuals. Prove you're not a casual right now. STS. Prove it. Leave it everywhere. Leave it on the new Facebook. Make sure you go follow that page. Share that with somebody. Tag your family member.

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don't don't make it home to Christmas and we will see you next time look how dusty it is in here I came to play it's a price to pay