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Episode Date: December 19, 2022

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Hey. Cam's the season to be Cameron. Fa la la la la. I'm Cameron. This is the season to be you should know studios family episode 39 Foot that back get in the studio like the whole thing, okay? That was nice feel like my of getting to get an odor now because there's some in my eye dude you look like your name is gage you know how that one episode

you said what is your name denver somebody commented like my name's denver shout out to denver shout out to the uh the family though so back at it again episode 39 this is going to come out the 19th so So what does that mean? Christmas is around the corner or anything you celebrate. We're not going to see you until a day after Krimma. Oh, are you excited for Krimma? I'm very excited for Krimma. So for you that don't know, my favorite team,

we're going back to basketball real quick, won't take too much of your time. Favorite team, Dallas Mavericks, hometown hero, love them, amazing. Dirk is my second favorite player of all time. Woo! Luka is now my... That was a sick way I did it. I hate the way you did that. And I popped them like a...

I hate the way you did that. That was sick. I went... It made me disrespect you as a human. Luka's my third favorite player of all time, but number one is none other... Than LeBron James. Put it down. What are you doing? What are you doing? Put it down. I just love the way it's... Oh, look at Put it down What are you doing?

What are you doing? Put it down I just love the way it smells Oh look at that goo What are you doing? Look at that goo You're like a bee person Look at that

Look at the honey Like a bee hive Oh bro Look at it seep Look at it seep You sound You're frightening me Love the smell so much

Get you a little sample Get you a little Dude I need it Get you a little nose appetizer I smell like You ever You ever walk under a bridge before? Screw him. All right. My favorite player of all time, King James.

No one else. Me and Olivia are blessed enough to go. We are getting the opportunity to go to the Christmas Day game here in Dallas at AAC to watch the Lakers, King James, greatest player of all time himself, and Anthony Davis, who's been on a tear, play my favorite team and third favorite player, Luka Doncic. You're welcome. You didn't. It wasn't you.

You were up for the tickets. You didn't provide them, but all right. But yeah, Christmas Day. That's why I'm super, super. I mean, Christmas, regardless of if you get a present or not it's an amazing time of the year the true reason of it it's it's fantastic but it's gonna be an amazing christmas so it's gonna be really fun i'm gonna be sitting there okay i was supposed to go quick thing so i have my i have multiple lebron jerseys but obviously it's on the lakers now so i gotta wear my lake one right it's yellow the regular

laker color right so the problem is my Luka shirt, like the jersey shirt I have. Yeah. So I was gonna do this, like I promise I'm a true fan. I love both. Wear a Luka shirt under the LeBron jersey. Right.

That's where I can just be like, just support both. Right. Luka shirt is their City Edition uniform from last year. Light blue and green? Light blue, green. I'd look like throw up if I went there.

You'd look bad. I'd look like a little rainbow unicorn. Rainbird. I've never met a rainbird. Are those in the tropics? Rainbirds? I don't know. I'm rethinking it.

So now basically I have a dilemma. This is my answer for you. LeBron's career is towards its end. That's my exact answer. I'm rocking LeBron. It wasn't even that hard have a dilemma. This is my answer for you. LeBron's career is towards its end. That's my exact answer. I'm rocking LeBron. It wasn't even that hard of a thought. You guys, several years of Luka. Luka will give me about four or five years.

Whenever LeBron's gone, I'll have seven of your jerseys. I was supposed to go to that game. Did you see him say you were? And you could have, but you didn't. I still can. Then you should. I'd never go home. You should go then.

I'm going home. Okay. Did you see Iman Shumpert come out and say that he was recently talking to Braun and Braun said he wanted to play until he was 45. He wants to play five to seven more years. I believe it. Do you understand? All the people that aren't in sports are just clicking off right now.

Do you understand how many points, rebounds, assists, stats he would accumulate if he could actively play another five, seven years? He'd be – He's already the GOAT. Yeah, but... But it's like... It'd be like insult to injury at that point. And if he can win some more championships in those years.

Probably won't, but... That's... I mean... He might have one more championship in him. It just depends what moves they can make. All right, enough of basketball for the sports fans. Love y'all. There you go, tidbits.

But anyway, back to it. Christmas around the corner. Christmas is around the corner. The only thing about Christmas in texas i love christmas is it's hot oh yeah and it doesn't really get it doesn't like till my birthday like february it's when it gets like tropically cold this is this is christmas yeah this is winter but even that's not even winter that's just like stop playing with your foot itching what do you do yeah i think i was about to expose myself what is athlete's foot i think it's i'm not sure you get bumps all right great like if you get athlete's foot? I think it's, I'm not sure. Do you get bumps? Like, if you get athlete's foot, do you get bumps, like, right here?

I just noticed I still have my keys on my. Do you get bumps, like, right here in the arch of your foot if you have athlete's foot? That might be something else. You might need to truly see a doctor. No, I don't anymore. Athlete's foot is just, I think it's just stench. Oh, then you got that. No, no, no.

I have a bad toe. I have a singular bad toe. One bad digit out of ten. It's good odds. Yeah, you don't have like an athlete's but that's like a war yeah that's that's been through

trials and tribulations toe right there but uh it's alright get off my feet I was about to say let's go back to your bumpy scaly feet

no I don't have no I don't not anymore but as a kid you used to have oh you didn't you just itched it for four minutes

but you don't have bumps anymore we haven't even been going for four minutes that's how I know you're a liar 552 how is

oops but so I scratched it that whole time no oh so yeah whatever go because if you shut up if you follow us on tiktok you would have saw we had a live stream last week i mean that was a full-blown like another podcast that was a full-blown like another podcast a full-blown essentially episode and a couple thousand people got to see it was hilarious and i annihilated cameron tell the truth dude can you do it once can you tell you act like i'm a chronic liar you're not but you're lying right now so i want on certain things you want dude oh my god my mom called me afterwards she's like i do remember meeting cameron in that office it's like what what we didn't go to an office anyway um yeah i'm trying to think of of like christmas traditions you know what i mean do you like i know you i know you got some freak christmas stories like oh i got some Christmas stories. I'm going to get into that. But Christmas traditions.

Like, are you, when you were a kid, were you at the top of the morning type of dude? You're interesting. What does that mean? You interest me. Dude, I have swamp ass right now. Exhibit A. Oh, you don't get swamp ass? Not when it's like a brisk 67 degrees.

It's hot in here today. It's hot in here, but I have my hoodie zipped up with my hands in my pocket. You look like you're about to go hunting after this. Yeah, well, you look like you need to bathe. You look like you just left FFA class. Future Farmers of America. Oh, I know what FFA is, buddy. Because you're involved.

No. You're on the committee. I'm wearing jeans and a hoodie. Where are you? Back to your traditions. Was i an early morning yes dude honestly quick quick christmas thing i remember i remember like opening up one of my gifts and trying to rewrap it couldn't do that why'd you try to do that because i couldn't wait oh i was that type of kid i literally woke up like or it was like probably 23rd or 24th wasn't even christmas like the night of and I was like you know

I just can't wait. I really hope this is what I think and I went for like one corner Mm-hmm, like you know how when the wrapping lays I went for a corner, and it was like But then I looked it was what I thought it was but then I was just like oh And I just taped it back like I didn't even do a new sheet. Huge rip in it Christmas morning. My mom goes, did you try to open this? I was like, no, no, ma'am, no. So your family didn't hide the gifts before?

No, they were right under the tree. We had enough trust until I clearly broke it. But, yeah, no, it was, they were just right under the tree. But it was, okay, they weren't there for like weeks you know it wasn't like right when the christmas tree gets put up there there okay it's like they'd come in one by one by one how early did y'all put up y'all's christmas lights oh christmas lights yeah like outside i've always been the type it's the second thanksgiving ends it's christmas season okay so exactly right thanksgiving exactly there's no downtime don't

put them after halloween i'm done eating turkey. I'm going to take my nap, eat my second plate, go Black Friday shopping, wake up the next day, where's the turkey? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're here for the elf on the shelf. 100%. Elf on the shelf, reindeer, Santa. What time do you take them off? That's also important.

Also, that's very important. I've never been like, well, first off, it's my dad. So shout out to Big Mike. Shout out to Mike. And he saw that queso. Oh my God. Mike's queso. I don't know how he'd ever do that maybe at the meet and greet i'll have him make a enormous like just cauldron of queso it already comes to the city where we're doing the next live show because that's almost confirmed i didn't even tell you that there's a i did something yesterday and it's pretty the here or there and uh. Here. So here.

Here. That's not here. State. Yes. Yes, there you go. We're the second biggest state in the country. Anyway, Mike would always do a good job putting them up quick and taking them down pretty quick. Okay.

Like I have friends that you'll walk in in March and the tree's up. No, it's like July. Yeah, and it's like. Yeah, I'm about to call hoa yeah yeah did i ever tell you the traumatizing story about how i found out santa wasn't real here we go all right like normally let us begin like normally people have like a regular like sit down with their parents or somebody at school tells them that's what i'm saying for me it was never like a it was never an event i guess i just hit that level and it was like okay you just know yeah yeah but i got traumatized into finding out santa wasn't real of course so the night before christmas as a kid that's so exciting you know santa claus is about to come down the chimney put some gifts under your thing

that was a quick quick indicator what is he? What, do you know him on a personal level? Mike, what's his real name, huh? Huh? Santa? What is his name, Joe or something? How's he getting into our home? We don't have a chimney. Was he climbing through a window?

I don't think we did either, but I never really connected as a kid. Oh, it clicked with me quick. I was a very, very practical young man. So the night... Burglary? How's he get in here? So the night before Christmas, I always, like, could not sleep. I was just an excited kid. I was like, oh, so the night before christmas i always like could not sleep i was just an excited kid i was like oh my god santa's on his way rudolph's pioneering the ship

he's gonna be here so this i don't know how old i was but this one night it was christmas eve night i was going to sleep i was like oh when i wake up santa's gonna be here so around like the middle of the night all i hear is a loud scream from my front door exactly like that oh and then I just hear shuffling like I know my mom's foot pattern so my mom I heard my mom running to the door oh what did you just say you don't you know your mom's foot pattern if you honest to god I do too yeah you know everybody in your house is okay but my mom I mean you would think there's cinder blocks at the bottom of her heel Like she'll turn the corner I'm just like what's up mom like I don't like I can hear you coming to my you know Your family's foot pattern so I heard my mom's my mom scampering to the front door

I was like who the hell i was like who the hell is screaming christmas eve night this is a time of joy did santa just miss like his exit and hit the hit the wall like break through the wall so obviously so i was as a kid i'm gonna pop up and see what's going on i'm a curious kid and i hear screaming screaming's not normal in my house i gotta go figure out what's going on now for this specific Christmas, it was winter in Texas. Like, very cold on Christmas. It's the best. Ice outside. It was icing outside.

And as a Texan, we're not used to ice. We don't know how to navigate the Iceland region. Yeah. They'll literally shut down school for like a quarter inch of ice. Yeah, exactly. They're like, stay inside! Go buy all the bread, all the milk, all the water and toilet and toilet paper we're gonna be here for a couple hours it's like just salt the roads and go to work so as i turn the corner to go to the front

door to see what's going on why is there somebody screaming i see my dad on the ground on the ice and his leg is turned the wrong way his leg is facing him that should never be that way it was like a full 180 on the leg heel was pointed at the face so he did the diddy bop he full-blown just he didn't maneuver the ice well he didn't maneuver the ice well the ice maneuvered him and so my dad is on the ground just nothing legless but nothing but presents and a bicycle around him my christmas gifts were around my dad. At this time, I'm a kid trying to process what the hell is going on. First of all, my dad just whooped Santa?

What's going on? So I'm like, I didn't even worry about my dad's leg being askew pointing at him. I was like, why is my dad holding these Christmas gifts Christmas Eve night when Santa, that's his job. Why is he doing that? So my dad's on the ground screaming ah ah my mom's trying to panic and figure everything out and i'm like i should have asked as a kid i should ask dad are you okay but i'm like i go to i look at my mom i'm like mom why does dad have the presence it's the first thought what's going on yeah it's because my dad literally is screaming

in pain you're just like what's going on not not with you presents why yeah i was like i was like mom why does dad have the presents bad kid i i just didn't have any empathy for him at the moment and my mom is one of those moms she tried to keep our our childness she's tried to keep our adolescence as much as she could so protected so while my dad whole knee is in a 180 he was pissed i already know your dad oh my god my mom looks at me and she goes payton he was just trying to help s. He was just helping him get in. And then my dad goes, Man, fuck that! It's been me the whole time! It's me! Take me to the hospital!

It's me! I didn't know Santa! I did this! My mom was like, Mark! Mark! Mark, stop it! My dad was like, look at my leg! So we spent that whole Christmas in the hospital. And that's how I found out santa wasn't real bro you're dead i that's like i can literally see your dad being like santa my ass get the go start the car yeah he was like santa my ass this has been me

this whole time it's me he's like shut up put your coat on There's like just like scampi up the stairs. Yeah, I didn't campy Scamp I don't know what verb that is. I just say it's not real verb. It's not it's not What was it trying to say though? I don't know. Oh my god. Good old mark though. Yeah, shout out to Santa slash mark Yeah, so that's what ruined it for me Yeah, I never had like a like a boy meets world like coming to age moment it was just like oh i should we should have probably prefaced that story if you have kids watching this yeah oops yeah just disclaimer yeah turn it off we're just like ah we got each other christmas gifts we did i like it i like mine i really i'm waiting though the hesitant pause was because i'm still pissed

that you have not shown me your gift i didn't put him anywhere i know and that's what's making well you know where the books are you know where the books are that's what's making you know where the books are but it's making me mad that i haven't seen it you have not finished close your eyes and imagine they're on the coffee table i can see that there was four things okay my phone's ringing for the people that don't know we didn't even present what did we get each other so he got me a uh like a big framed dope LeBron electronically signed picture frame thing that you'd get from one of those sports memorabilia shops. I've been saying I want one for a couple years.

So he got that. It was super dope. And then he got me a really nice Essentials Fear of God shirt. So shout out you. He's in the club now. I'm in the club now. Let's go. And I got him the Virgil Nike book.

Yep. The Nike Icon book book that super lime green one they're heavy they're super heavy when they came in i was like yo and then i got him a uh a cause book as well yeah so two super dope just like kind of decor like what would you call it and i almost ruined hype things like designer hype designer beast. Yeah decor pieces almost ruined it you did almost ruin it and then I got him a Jack boys vinyl album and The weekend and the weekend like a frame the weekend poster thing But yeah, he he's gonna snapchat me that the look the Virgil book. He was that like Urban Outfitters some he was like, bro This thing is so this thing is dope should i get it and i was

just like i was like i don't know and he was like never mind it's too expensive and i was like yeah i think it was it was priced up but yeah if you follow us on instagram you would have saw the gift i know a lot of y'all do a little yeah opening of gifts right you gotta follow on the ig you gotta follow on the ig oh it's all in the description we got a lot of cool things coming in 2023 too that we're not going to fully announce right now but for the like the real because the discord we just had 3 000 members by the way shout out to the discord shout out to the watch party watching this right now over this little break this holiday time we're going to try to go in there and clean it up a little bit not not i mean not like get rid of loved things

and beloved groups and channels but just kind of clean it up clean up a little bit there's just it's a lot going on like anything that has 3 000 members it's a lot of people yeah like a lot of people a lot of ideas a lot of things flowing so we're gonna read comments if you have any more suggestions or whatever leave them in the discord we're gonna go through read everything talk to our uh talk to our mods and kind of just clean things up a little bit and if you want to join it's still down there but for the people address that real quick there's a lot we get a lot of comments and dms talking about hey i really want to join the discord but i it's not working it doesn't work what do we do it should be in the description and it's i mean it should like i'm

not being facetious good word but it's like you click it i don't i mean i don't know if it's still not working we'll do some research too but it's in the description it i don't i mean i don't know if it's still not working we'll do some research too but it's in the description every one of our episodes so just it's there yeah i mean yeah like everyone's like how do we do it it's like he's like if you watch the podcast you should not do it but except one uh click it yeah step two you're it but for the people in the because there's like there's people in the discord like everybody in the watch party right now and the people that like regularly comment like about the pot actually about the podcast in the because there's like there's people in the discord like everybody in the watch party right now and the people that like regularly comment like about the pod actually about the podcast in there we got we got we're doing something to it to really give them special things

the thing we had a meeting about no i know i'm sorry i didn't know if you're going to keep talking about or you're just like like no but the end of the the end of january okay that's why i didn't speak because i didn't know if he was just going no no no the end of january we're gonna have a full thing for like the true like you should know podcast people you look like a hunter you look like what does that mean just jeans and a black hoodie sorry sorry i failed you with my fashion who dresses better me or you me we literally had that on the tiktok yeah but live honestly me but look at us right now yeah oh right now good good dub okay but we gotta rank this in a specific way okay you have better not even like high ticket like solo items you have better ones i have more

so you have more quality pieces i have but like my quantity is like much more if that makes sense okay like everyone like if i if i did my 10 best pieces your 10 best pieces you'd win probably nine of them like hands down i'm not denying that okay but then it's like when we go to our second 10 you'd only have like four and i'd have a second 10 like when we go to our second 10, you'd only have like four. And I'd have a second 10. And then we go to the third 10. You're eliminated. I still have another 10. Then we go to the fourth.

You see what I'm saying? So it's quality over quantity. I don't know. Is that not true though? For real? Yeah, it is true. Like his pieces are going to beat mine. His best pieces are going to beat mine.

Straight up. I have no problem saying that. But it's just like he loves those best pieces. He invests in those best pieces. But he doesn't do it continuously i smell bad i'm just like like often okay so you heard it here first po present for uh for uncle p here send him some send him some oh no you don't because manscape i don't want any cologne other than man cologne only man's cologne is i wear it's actually fire like delectable it's really good it's most wear. It's actually fire. It smells delectable. It's really good.

It smells delectable. It smells delectable. Delectable. I went to school. Delectable. Oh, old camp. Old camp. Everybody's like, Peyton's dumb.

Peyton's dumb. You got to say Peyton. You're smarter than me if I get this right. You got to say it. Delectable. You don't know how to spell delectable? It's delectable. I know it is.

I know it is. Everybody put put w paid in the chat right now uh when speaking about a food or drink it means delicious delectable i thought it was delectable i'm an idiot you heard it here first all right anyway did i ever tell you about uh the christmas carolers i tried to break into my home what do you mean break into your home what do you mean there was a group of christmas carolers that tried to jump me and go into my home. I swear to you. I swear to you. It was a haunting experience.

What does that mean? They're supposed to just sing and then leave. They were supposed to spread holiday joy. They were trying to take my plasma screen TV. So you got invaded by SWAT that was fronting as Christmas caroling? No, no. They were actual Christmas carolers. They were just thieves on their part time.

Okay, dive into it. So I was back home for Christmas break, right? But all my family was out somewhere. I was the only one at home. I wasn't expecting a visitor. I was on my couch watching Netflix, nothing but drawers on. Drawers that I'd been wearing for three days. I smelled like the back of a Walmart I

smelled like inventory I was not you know what does that mean bro smell like shelving like shelves what does that mean i was at i was just in my natural habitat i was in my drawers no shirt on drawers only i was in a hot pocket but the middle was cold it was that kind of day i had my hat off so you were struggling i answered oh my god oh my god i answered the door like oh my god there's a loose circuit somewhere what you look electrocuted. What is happening? I wasn't ready for any visitation. This literally looks like Home Alone when he gets,

and he turns into that. That is you. Look at you. Oh, my God. This is how comfortable I was. I was not ready for any kind of company. Continue the story, but protect yourself. Put it back on.

I mean, you're, oh, screenshot central buddy so imagine me put your hat on i can't i i swear i can't look so imagine me when you don't you look like you have like a like a like a union haircut right like you're way back when like a george washington hair like what is so imagine me with nothing but draws on i smelled like three days ago I had a cold hot pocket in my hand and my hair was like this. And I went to go answer the door because I heard the doorbell ring. So I went to answer the door like this. I was not prepared for any visitors. Let me put this hat back on.

Please, God. Oh, my Lord. That's the Peyton we know and love. Jeez. So when I went to answer the door and I saw a platoon of people dressed up in a christmas gown with books in their hand i was like oh oh my not ready i'm sure they had the same reaction they're probably like hey what oh uh could we do you need help or could we sing you a song so i did one of those where you kind of half open the door and only your upper body is out because i was like who are you oh no they saw one

of your skinny hairy legs i guarantee they did if you were only in your underwear oh they saw that skinny little hairy leg of yours so whenever I said uh what's going on I I've watched enough movies to know that they're about to sing to me yes I didn't want to be sang to at the time yeah you weren't in uh the best condition to be sang to so when they introduced themselves they said hey we're so and so from the so and so church something in my brain that sounded familiar but I couldn't put two and two together you were in distraught like you you couldn't believe what was that you were caught underwear eating a half thawed a half thawed out hot pocket you smelt like dandruff and you're just standing in a doorway exposed your words aren't wording at this point and i didn't think people actually did this

like this is my first time seeing this in person like christmas carolers like what are what are we what is this real life is pixar like what are we doing so they begin to say we're doing this on the cause of this i don't remember what the cause was but it's for some kind of cause and they began singing without my permission like i didn't even get to reply to what they said immediately into a tune you just point to a sign it's like no loitering no soliciting you're like so they're starting to sing and i'm not a rude person but at the same time i am not in the best company to be talking to somebody you just saw what i look like especially to receive a mini concert an rp tiny desk right in front of you so as they're singing I'm like interrupting them singing saying no thank you no thank you though have a good

Christmas and I'm closing the door I kid you not the biggest dude in the group he was like a 40 year old man he looked like he did finance he puts his foot in my door no when I was trying I swear to you puts his foot in my door as I'm trying to close it that man's a threat now why are you doing that he's a criminal that's trespassing and so as i'm doing that i open the door like okay i'm not about to get an altercation with some people of the church trying to sing christmas joy to thank you i understand the message but i i'm not clothed goodbye so i'm just in shock that this man's foot is inside of my home now well get your foot out of my home move remove your your digits from my house get them out so I kind of open the door again and as I do that they take that as an invite to come in they start to march up into my home now my forum's in Beth

yeah you need to watch Beth you need to watch your your husband's about to be legless you need to get him out of here so So I'm trying to play defense. I'm like, what is going on? Now I'm not having fun. I am in security mode. And now you're sweating. I'm sweating. I still got my hot pocket in hand.

My hair's like this. I'm in my drawers. I'm like, get back. Get back. You're like, I'm warning you now. You need to listen. And they're like, we're listen and they're like we're supposed to be here we're supposed to be here i'm like supposed to be i'm supposed i live here you're not supposed to be in my home right now i don't know you beth and joe get out so as i'm trying to process the whole situation my hot pack is getting even more cold i'm starting to sweat and so now i'm like now i'm gonna have to like i have to physically hurt yeah i'm gonna have to

defend my home like my parents aren't here i'm the only one i'm gonna have to defend my home but as i'm doing that like about to go into combat mode put one of the put marianne put her in a put her in a full melt yeah marianne's about to go to sleep in front of on my driveway i just see my parents start to come up on the drive and i'm like thank god i got some backup now they're about to see these people trying to break into the home they're gonna put the beats on marianne and jim i'm playing no games so as they're getting as you're holding off chelsea as i'm holding as i'm holding off hunter I look at my parents. I make eye contact. I'm like, help me.

My dad goes, ah, Jim. I'm like, you know them. Apparently, my parents set up some type of thing for them to, like, surprise the kids in our home. Do this whole Christmas caroling thing. I think that newsletter should have hit everybody. Yeah, I think there should have been a group text. You should have warned me to not be sitting here gumming down a half-thawed hot pocket shirtless pantless electrocuted and i haven't bathed in 72 hours i need to know these things before yeah i was like

you should have told me that because caroline almost got some machinery to her rib cage like you gotta tell me these things it would have went from christmas caroling to a eulogy for emily right there on the spot you need to warn me because because things can take a quick twist if you know what we're saying yeah so if you're a christmas caroler how about you brief like don't just walk into people's homes if that's not the person you talk to yeah definitely don't play rainbow six siege and put door plants on someone and breach someone's home. Just use your words. Yeah, just use your words Good lord. Yeah, there's a haunting experience To say the least I would never open my door. I'm first off. Why didn't you look through the people? And you didn't have the people in my door

Yes You have a people you've been miles've been to my house. And there's a peephole. Are you nuts? Now you just speak. You're about to be like, I just need to take it out on Dragoon. No, we're wasting time. No, there's time to waste.

Because I will... You're trying to say, oh, I won this, I won that. Let me call... Alright, Mom Harden's getting called for the first time on the podcast hundred dollars hundred dollars I have people it's the Christmas season I don't have a hundred to waste

hey mom you're live on the you should know podcast right now I need you to settle a debate for me and co-host Cam. Okay. You know our door, right? The front door that you walk into the house every day with? Yes. Is there a peephole on that door? No. Oh, isn't that right?

See, Cam tried to tell me what my childhood home looked like and say there's a peephole on that door. Mama Hardin, just take it easy on your blue-eyed baby this time. I was wrong. I apologize. I did change doors. Maybe you were thinking of the old one. Oh, Mom, don't do that shit. There we go. Don't do that. So, real quick before we let you go, Did the old door have a peephole? Yes. Mom!

Yes! No, it didn't. Yes! That was a window. A window has a peephole? She said it was a window. What do you mean a peephole on a window would be like the reverse? It would be like a block of wood.

Like an unseen hole. Like a don't peephole. what are we people there was no people at all she just got confused she's calling the whole window of people good enough if you can see through it all right mom thank you for helping me win the argument and then making me lose it love you whatever mom that's insane though like that's I will give you $400 if you felt my bottom right now you need to you need to keep those thoughts yourself like those are the ones you have to fight you wanna trim each other's noses I'll tell you something later baby just thought about something What are you doing? Baby lock them doors And turn the lights down low Put some music on

The sun's been blowing Double time Here we go I hope you understand See Cam? See that's what I was talking about See how we had See how we had an argument?

Alright, alright, alright, alright Yeah my name's Peyton And I'm going on the beat. Yeah, I'm Peyton and I got... What rhymes the beat? We'll never know! Anyway. Seat. What's up, Dagon? Let's just jump in.

Don't ever do that to our son again. Did the beat load up? That's sick. I got traumatized by a Muppet when I was holiday shopping. I didn't tell you that story? No, you didn't tell me the story where you were a guest prop on Sesame Street. What do you mean? No, it happened.

You were traumatized from a Muppet. It happened like three weeks ago. Enlighten me. But, okay, I didn't get traumatized by the Muppet. It just like made me go through some thoughts that I went through as a sixth grader. What is happening? Because somebody peed in my shoe when I was in sixth grade and the Mppet made me think i'm about to leave bro i never told you that no you're talking about muppets peeing in your shoe the muppet it was three weeks ago but it was when

you were in sixth grade what's going on the muppet didn't pee in my shoe was a guy named i hope not because muppet it was a guy named Rodrigo okay he was big and I was about to hit for going I was scared of Rodrigo okay I'm ready so as a kid I was I never like confrontation right you need to this is what I meant by you you interest me you're you're just an interesting fella as a kid I didn't like confrontation so that would lead me to get bullied a lot okay so people would just say things to me and no i wouldn't say anything back because i didn't like going back and forth as a grown adult now i don't take that anymore you will not do that you won't so i went holiday shopping a couple weeks ago through a mall at this mall there's a bunch of christmas theme going on right there's

probably a big christmas tree maybe the Santa taking pictures. All of that, and they had a Christmas show in this big tower, and they had a Muppet in the tower. Now, this Muppet was talking to a group of, like, seven-year-olds, a bunch of kids, maybe even some strollers, and all the parents were with the kids. I see you trying not to yell. So I was just walking by, minding my damn business, right?

I didn't even look at this Muppet. I had no issue with this Muppet doing his show I was just letting him do his thing entertain the kids that's what you're supposed to do now I didn't have a haircut at this time I was a little electrocuted yeah I looked like this a little bit right I looked like this walking through the mall. So as like, I was at, so they say the Muppet was right here. The kids were below and I was walking behind the kids. The Muppet had a clear shot of me. He could see me directly.

As I was walking, minding my business. The Muppet is just talking, putting on a show. And he goes, yeah, it kind of looks like that. He goes, yeah, it kind of looks like that guy back there that hasn't gotten a haircut in three months yeah you're like me so immediately i just kind of like you're like i just kind of stop in my tracks i'm like there's only me walking here and i know i don't have a haircut why is the muppet talking to me though? What is this? So now the whole platoon of seven-year-olds turns around at me and it irks me. All these kids start to point and laugh.

It took me back to the sixth grade. I just felt like a child again. It took me back to when I was in sixth grade I went to the bathroom stall and the school bully named Rodrigo who's bigger than everybody he picked the stall right beside me and then aimed his urine into my shoe and I didn't do anything about it it took me back to those days so whenever he did that I felt like that little sixth grader that got pee in his boot and i turned to that muppet and go yeah well at least i'm real oh oh my god no you no why would i looked at the parents and one of the parents goes oh what yeah like come on man i go oh, you released, you released 11 years

of built up aggression. Oh my God. And regret. I've never, on these children, I've never felt so small in my life. Whoever runs that Muppet show.

I'm sorry. That's the best I could come up with. That adolescent, like feeling in my chest just came out. Well, at least I'm real You felt attacked and you defended your pride for the 11 year hiatus of you defending yourself That's

Like I like to sick move to pool. It's a sick move to pull around the holidays for the kids, but I mean Imagine walking back to class That's how I did. Oh you and I didn't tell on him and now the podcast has gone full circle we know why you had bumps on your foot that's because there's no way I swear on my life I would have walked straight into my teacher's classroom went straight to her phone and said mom or dad I don't even know how you're both at work but I can't be here there's there's piss in my shoe I cannot continue with my day. Let alone if it was in the first half of the day, I would go to the nurse.

I would do something. And then everybody called me pissy boy because I smelled like urine through the whole day. And I don't know why I attacked the Muppet thinking he was real. Yeah, you took all that out on a Muppet from a guy named Gerald behind the tower probably working it. But honestly, what was his agenda? Make fun of the kid. Why is he picking on you? That might have been Rodrigo.

Yeah. He's like, yeah, remember that shoe? You're like, I knew it was you. Like, what is your agenda? To be entertaining the children and then just go after me? That would have been my question. Look at me now, Rodrigo, a Muppet man. Oh, wait, you can't look Mppet you don't you're not you're not even real it made it so much worse than the parent goes what yeah come

on man i was like look at the look at what you're teaching your child that that's okay that's y'all should all walk down that show i haven't been back to that mall since that's yeah you should you should probably wait all the Christmas decorations go up. That's That's uh, that's sad. It happens. It does happen I mean it doesn't but it's you've never got P Nope, never insulted in an adamant object and I've never got P in my shoe But I'll agree with you to make you feel better. It's a season of giving season of joy I'm here with you. If I ever saw Rodrigo again, I'd put the beads on him.

Put the paws on him. We don't promote any of that. Yeah, we don't. But we also don't promote ping in people's shoes. Certainly not that. Or Muppet stand up. It's like, I honestly don't know what he was talking about. Why would you, yeah.

How did you see me? Why me? how did you see me like what why me i'm the only person you can make fun of out of the thousands that have walked by this group of children or just entertain the kids and talk about like i don't know stick to your script yeah like rudolph or something why are you talking about me scrooge yeah it's all right hey we just gotta forgive right no okay i forget that shit i tried but that muppet could burn it over muppet loser i'm saying all this now it's all it's all from when you were 12 years old as soon as he said that i felt like as soon as he said that i felt like my shoe was wet all over again you're walking back and all you're hearing is It's just in your head.

You're sitting there sweating like Oh my god, that's hilarious. Everything was blurry. Dude, that's, oh my gosh. Christmas is always like Christmas is such a good time though. There's crazy stuff that happens. What are you doing? I want to tell you what I want for Christmas. Nope, you're going to break the couch. I want to tell you what I want for Christmas. Nope.

Get your long limbs off of me. I want to tell you what I want for Christmas quickly gonna get into a physical and you're gonna lose no I didn't feel your butt smell you though. God, you reek. A little bit. All right, Uncle P's gone to get out of here, folks. We got to wrap him up before he gets, now look at him. You look like a 1970s like Wimbledon coach. Like you're sitting there just, you're teaching like the forefathers of tennis on how to get it done. That's a lot of hip work for tennis. need to stop you're scaring people sit down why did rodrigo pete

i don't know you should have went to this well we got to do quick ups because we need to go back home to our families for Christmas. But, um, yeah. Sorry for that last little minute of, bro, you gotta wear the hat. You need to wear the hat. You need to, you're about to cry. What are we doing? What are we doing? Why did the Muppets say that to me? It's because they look at you.

That's, I mean, that's no excuse. But, alright, T.I. Yeah, literally. All right, so quick recap of everything. Hope you have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. We'll see you again before the New Year's. So we can do old-fashioned. Comment down below what do you want for Christmas.

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We will see you next week. Episode 40. Big 4-0. So. Have a merry. Merry. Holidays. Berry. Jerry. Slary. Terry. Back up, Terry. week episode 40 big 4-0 so have a merry merry holidays berry jerry slary terry back up there anyway one that took a while bears i'll make it home to christmas and we will see you next week christmas everybody happy holidays

all i want for christmas is you. I don't want a lot for Christmas.