You Should Know Podcast - ATTACKED ON LIVE TV! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:55 Everybody, welcome back to the episode of 178, the Ushin-O podcast. If you're new here for an hour, look below. subscribe button isn't pressed you're wrong if you look even more below that you see a comment section fulfilled with your name guess what even more ongoing fill that I'll get your good karma now that's how you get your good karma if you want to know to get your great karma you see that share button on the YouTube video click and share it to somebody huh and if you're over there on the Spotify hit that download and leave a little review I figured out Spotify got some reviews and I've been
Starting point is 00:01:28 reading reviews nice little family over there on the audio platforms. Let me whisper to you. Hey, little audio platforms, how are you doing? Thank you for being here. I'm going to give you a little smooch in your car. God bless you guys. The tour domestically, the U.S. leg of the tour is over.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Thank you, United States of America and Toronto. Wow. Thank you so much. You can hear the eagle soar. We love America. But now it is time. to take this tour across the seven seas.
Starting point is 00:02:04 God bless. It's taken across the pond. God bless. Time to take it where the crumpets of tea and the kangaroos are with the meat. We're going to Europe and we're going to Australia. Now, we are working on a whole concoction
Starting point is 00:02:21 to bring that announcement to you. But if you want it first, you got to be on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash you should podcast to get first access to tickets and first access to the announcement all right we love you so much thank you for being here and we have some more surprises coming off the back end of the u.s leg of the tour this has been so much fun we love you now on to the rest of the episode we are co-host camp back in the studio
Starting point is 00:03:00 Wow, well, we got a dwork, we got a scream and a broken clapper. Hey, everybody, welcome to episode 177. 178. Hey, hey, look, we've been on the road, all right? We've been on the road. I don't know what day it is. You're lucky that I'm even here right now. I didn't know I was going to wake up this morning.
Starting point is 00:03:25 God, and we never do. And blessed be thy Lord and Father is a blessing from Jesus. 100%. I am covered in the blood of my Lord and Xavier Jesus Christ. You got a mind for interpretation, a heart for connections, skin for insulation, feet for transportation, a tongue for communication. God bless. Every day is a blessing.
Starting point is 00:03:46 I don't know what to. Insulation. Insulation. I'm not going to spend too much time on this, but as a kid, I would go up to the attic. I did. I played with the insulation until my mom, because I thought it was like cotton candy. I want a duty, but it never smelled like it. Never smelled like it.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Yeah, you know what I mean? But I always wanted to eat it, never did. But I would just hold it. My mom found me holding it one day, and she goes, don't do that. There's glass in the insulation. Never really agreed with her on that. We have the exact same story. My dad said, put that shit down.
Starting point is 00:04:21 There's fiberglass in it. I said, I'm not bleeding. He goes, all right, keep holding it. Matter of fact, rub it together. And I went, I probably should have. You got it, Mike. Cam, how are you? you feeling bubba how was your week what are you doing okay i'm not even going to lie to you don't lie to me
Starting point is 00:04:34 we're going to start 178 off with a little little grossy oh little grossy don't be too gross oh it's not too gross but it's it's it's something okay so you know how we just got back from uh charlotte Atlanta Tampa three beautiful cities beautiful crowds we did okay yeah in real time we just left charlotte Tampa Atlanta we haven't done Nashville Houston yet yes the time you are watching this we have yes correct something like that so we got back on a Sunday I drove to your house or Uber to your house got my car drove straight to mine so I get there and my son is awake I'm assuming he's going to be asleep it's in his perfect little window yeah he's awake oh bupah come here he's like this oh he's little shy turn away
Starting point is 00:05:15 a little malachi penguin slap my favorite it's my favorite emo he's so cute he's super mobile he's crawling all over his place God bless so I I don't ask questions I don't do anything oh what's he why is he not sleep I put my bags down kiss my wife I've grabbed my son. Now he's mobile. That's what I do when I go to your house too. It's been now, okay, the first part, no. You go, hey, Liv.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Oh, no, it's more like this. Hey, Lou. Hey, hey, hey, God, dude, your tongue, I mean, every time, dog. When your tongue is fully erect outside your mouth, I mean, it scares me. I know, I have a weird tongue. I looked at it in the mirror the other day. It's bad. It's a monster.
Starting point is 00:05:53 That's in the bayous out there in Louisiana. I got a bad tongue. And when I, you know, when you go to hotel bathrooms, they got the, they got that little, the makeup mirror that folds and it's really zoomed in, I was in there like, ah, ha, ha, it's a bad, I do need to scrape it. When I look in the makeup mirrors in hotels,
Starting point is 00:06:06 I immediately feel insecure. Dude. I'm like, I am ugly. Dude, you know, I've gotten to a new low in life where I'm showering with the lights off. No, my God, it's a vibe. I do it in my own house. No, it's not for the vibe.
Starting point is 00:06:17 It's for my insecurity. I mean, it doesn't really help me. I just look down and I go, man, what the fuck? I go, I'm in magma water. There should be plenty of blood flow. But tell me, What's what happened with your wife?
Starting point is 00:06:29 I grab my son, I lay down on the floor, and I'm playing with him. He's crawling all over me. Everything is fantastic. He's adorable. Perfect. Now, I pick him up for a good old cuddle session. I pick him up. He's so cute, his fat little gut and his cellulite legs.
Starting point is 00:06:43 God, everything is a lot of cellul. A lot of cellular. Just little bullet holes in his... Abnormally... It's like two Texas Roadhouse buns. You just put them right there together. No cinnamon butter, though. And an abnormally sized skull.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Abnormal-sized skull. Way more head than any other baby. Way more head. hair on his head than any other baby his age. Yeah. Beautiful kid. And he still can't take up the whole head. So much hair can't even take up the one.
Starting point is 00:07:05 He still bald. He has more hair than all of y'all's babies combined, and he's still patchy. It's a massive skull. He can wear three hats right now. He can wear three hats right now. And he still can see his skull. Love him, though. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:07:18 I pick him up. I'm fully on the ground. I pick him up like this, right? And I'm holding him. He's crawling on my chest. He's laughing everything. So now I do the typical, like the dad. you drop him stuff right yeah yeah shouldn't do that that's scary now you know why you shouldn't
Starting point is 00:07:32 it's not a fall it's not a fall risk i got i got big mitts the kids fine well what why why wouldn't you want to do it then he ate he ate 30 minutes before i got home oh no oh yeah you weren't aware happened oh i didn't remember i said didn't ask questions was excited to see my boy yeah i'm throwing him up and down Peyton when i tell you this man he goes It hit my lip. No. No.
Starting point is 00:08:02 My son spit up. Yeah. And it touched my taste modules. Yeah, that's the worst. And you know me. Yeah. With grossness and bodily fluids, I'm not the big fan of it.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Oh my God. Did you set him down since? His spit up hit my mouth and I almost, instinctively, they almost went, oh my God, but I didn't. I literally, I went, I was raging. I went, I set him down, sprinted to the,
Starting point is 00:08:28 the sink and I literally was like yeah bro it was now surprisingly wasn't that bad of a taste now here me you can't wait can't win matter of fact I got I started squeezing this tummy I go oh give me like a more feed me like a bird
Starting point is 00:08:42 I go I go you ain't more I need a snack oh yeah no that's sick but bro it was and I everyone always tells you just wait till your kid throws up in your mouth yeah I was like that's never gonna happen you did always say that you always did say that bro it was I wanted to tell you on Sunday when it happened
Starting point is 00:08:57 I was like I'm gonna wait. That's disgusting. But I feel like 99.9% of parents are going to be like, yeah, it's normal. It happens. Apparently it is. Because everyone says that. Now, I love your son. Me and him have a close bond. If he ever did that to me, I'm never looking him in the eyes. We'll never make eye contact until the day that he puts me in the ground. At what
Starting point is 00:09:12 age can he not refer to you as black uncle? That's an insight thing. Well, now it's to the world. Once he starts going to public school, once he starts going to public school, he cannot say that. Because he's going to be like, that's black friend. Black teacher. Like, then it's a problem.
Starting point is 00:09:28 I'm going to put him in private school so he can keep that. I go, he said public school. He's 17. He's like, what's up, black uncle? He's wearing like an ascot. I go, you can't. Now you can't. Speaking of your son, me and you had this debate in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Malachi, your son, loves his uncle Pete. He does. Me and him are very close. Locked in. Right? And I got told a story by someone else who's an uncle. Right? And they said, yeah, my nephew loves me so much.
Starting point is 00:09:55 He was telling his parents. that he wants to have a birthday party centered around me. Oh, my, yeah. You know, kids have Spider-Man birthdays, Batman birthdays, Blues Clues birthdays? What if Malachi came to you on his, like, third or fourth birthday? Mm-hmm. And was like, Camwin, Dad.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Or that. Dad, if my kid's four calling me Cameron, I know, he's sleeping in the closet. Oh, man, I'm serious, too. I'll put a little cot in there, sleep in the closet. But okay, so imagine at four years old, Malachi comes up to you and he goes, Dad, I love Uncle P so much. Right? Because he does.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Loves you. I want to have an Uncle P themed birthday. No. That's absolutely not. Why? You can be an uncle. You can be his favorite uncle. You can be the best uncle.
Starting point is 00:10:49 I am not going to buy Peyton Balloons. Peyton paper plates. a Peyton napkin And my son just goes All to all his little friends Hey look it's my uncle look hey Have fun having fun No
Starting point is 00:11:02 Why One That's weird as shit No it's not That's incredibly weird I'm his superhero Why would he not ask for a mama Or a papa birthday
Starting point is 00:11:12 Because it's always different It's always different It is different There's different Lord I don't know I don't discipline him I'll never discipline your son I'm here for treats toys
Starting point is 00:11:20 That's what I'm here for treats of toys Because he's not If my kid was blowing out candles On your face on a tape I have failed I've done something wrong He can love you a lot But you have to understand
Starting point is 00:11:31 That is one objectively weird That's not weird if he asked you You would pull up to the party Like your shit doesn't speak I would pull up Pull up with your shades on Dress like you just got off a yacht in Miami And he'd live like this
Starting point is 00:11:43 Oh hey oh you're my nephew's friend Nice to meet you How's everything How's everything I go where's my section I asked for my section The other parents like Hey are you the guy in the cake
Starting point is 00:11:57 You go, not no No no I'll be like you want a picture I'm like signing four heads You go $20 for signature Hey I just get You okay but honestly No that's weird
Starting point is 00:12:07 Honestly Okay but Your kid He has a different perspective on me Because a lot of kids They watch TV right They watch Spider Man They watch SpongeBob
Starting point is 00:12:20 Your kid might watch watch YouTube. I see where you're going. He might think Uncle P is the funniest ever. And he knows me IRL, as the kid said. That is true. Now, we say some pretty questionable shit. So I'm not going to let him watch when he's three. He's going, he's going, I think, his kneecaps are barely developed. He's trotting around. He's like, I'd be like, no, no, no, no, no, you got to stay home. No more pre-K. I think, I think one, it's coming from a place of insecurity. No. The reason you're saying this. I think that's one.
Starting point is 00:12:53 It might be, honestly. Honestly. But the reason I'm shooting down the insecurity, because if he asked for a dad birthday party, answers no. You're not getting a birthday party of someone else that's a, same as you, regular human. Like, no, no, no, you go for the superheroes. You go for the cars that can transform into robots and save all mankind. You go for the weird little dog that's British and talks to his family.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Those are the things you do. Who's that? Bluey. I don't think he's British. That's, that's Peppa. Peppa, you don't go for your uncle Or your, imagine a grandma birthday We're gonna grab a picture of Lolly like this?
Starting point is 00:13:27 It would be like, no, there's like, if it was a grandma birthday They'd be like, everybody's dress as hospice nurses. It's just wrong, man, it's wrong. It is, it's wrong. Instead of pin the tail of the donkey's like, Who can pull the ventilator quick enough? No, I didn't know you were talking about your grandma. No, I thought you were just talking about Elvis.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Oh, oh. No way. I'll be a mother . It literally snapped. No, she was gone. Do we go two for two? What? No, no.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I don't know what you have to pull the rollie chairs over the desk. Oh, is this a time for an ad? Oh, oh, man. No, I'm waiting for, I'm trying to see stuff. Oh, man, Robbie, I'm sorry. Can y'all do the whole episode in the broken chair? Oh, I'm good, of course. Oh, man.
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Starting point is 00:16:35 that that's the chair that's already a little wonky oh man dude y s k the lore of our furniture We have bad for it. It is unbelievable. Oh. He's hitting a boot scooting buggy. Oh, God. Sorry, audio listeners. You got to go over to YouTube.
Starting point is 00:16:53 This is... Yeah, that's fire. I like the way that looks. Oh. Oh, wow. How long will we keep these like this? I feel like for a while. Oh.
Starting point is 00:17:06 Like, I'm not even kidding. My cheeks are hurting. That was hilarious. Oh. That was. Whenever we watch his back, look at that man's face. I will replay his face. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Okay. He said, well, I'll be two for two. Okay. Now, dude, oh, man. So we've been on a lot of planes recently. We've been on a lot of planes recently. We've been on a lot of planes recently. something happened to me on a plane this week
Starting point is 00:17:44 that I've never experienced before and I've experienced a lot on aircraft I was about to say I'd venture to say we've experienced everything I could experience everything I could experience on an airplane until this happened to me oh my God now I'm not going to lie and y'all can make me feel bad for it I fly first class you do now I expect a certain premium
Starting point is 00:18:04 hey I agree the first time I said this is a circus yeah no yeah It is. So I was sitting first class. I was the last row of first class. And the regular people were... I'm kidding. I was trying to sound as much of an asshole as I could.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Oh, you did it. So I was in the last row of first class. And he goes, the peasants behind me. The unworthies were behind me. I was in the last row of first class. What's it called coach? He's really... No, he's really struggling trying to just say something normal.
Starting point is 00:18:39 He's, like, trying to not demean these people. Okay. I was sitting in the, I was sitting in the last row of first class, and the main cabin started behind me. There you go. Right. The main cabin started right behind me. Now, it wasn't one of those first classes where there's a wall behind you. So there's no wall. There's no wall.
Starting point is 00:18:57 It's like this little bitty curtain. I hate those. See through. I can see these people. Let me try to keep flies out. Where is this curtain? So I'm sitting there, and I see somebody coming down the aisle. This person looks like Brock Lesnar
Starting point is 00:19:10 Like one of the biggest humans I've ever seen Strong dude Waring blue jeans And a short sleeve polo dry fit t-shirt Now I said he's a cop That's a police officer You're not undercover sir It's like you don't do anything but arrest black
Starting point is 00:19:24 You don't do anything but arrest people That's the only thing you do 9 to 5, 7 days a week Now I see him holding something out like this I say what is that I look over a wand
Starting point is 00:19:41 it is a dog he has a dog with a police vest on and I said that's a police dog I knew you were a cop sir I knew it he was walking a police dog to sit right behind me
Starting point is 00:19:56 him and his police dog now growing up I was told don't touch or look at the police dog you don't want any problems with the police dog dog those are not for pet treats fun nothing nothing those are for safety and security and oh my god a little bit of a little bit bite force yeah and you speak german to them oh they do they go swainer
Starting point is 00:20:21 the dog's like yes now walks you down i see the police dog coming down and the police dogs have a certain walk about them sexy little they got a certain walk about them where it's like it's that don't mess with me kind of walk yeah they know they're better than the likes of ruby so i treat them like I treat L.A. Crips when I see them. No eye contact. I'm not looking at you in the eye, police dog. I see the dog. I go, nope. I look right in front of me. Now, I see them sit directly behind me. I go, holy shit. There is a police dog sitting behind me, heart thumping. Then I feel a little something on my elbow. I feel something wet on my elbow. I look. Behind me, the police dog is inspecting my weeness for crack cocaine.
Starting point is 00:21:14 He is literally on my elbow, like, I have never been so still in my life. I was literally like this. About two minutes go by. He's done. Two minutes. After he's done, two minutes go by. He finishes sniffing me two minutes go by. I would have had to get a nudge.
Starting point is 00:21:38 Now, you nudge that police dog. His whole arm is, your whole arm is in his mouth. That's true. Awesome. I'm sitting like this. I feel, on my left arm, I feel something very warm and furry. I look over. The police dog puts his whole, f***ing head on my arm.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Rest on it. And is looking up at me. Cameron? I haven't, and I've been through some shit in my life. I have never been so scared in my life. I'm looking. That was waiting on me to make eye contact with them. He said, I know you got that crack.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Oh, I know you've got that crack. Well, go ahead and let me get that other pocket. He said, my owner told me about you all. He said, yeah, you fit the description. You got the hair. You got the color boy. But then, but then the police dog owner, the policeman, goes, Weston, come here.
Starting point is 00:22:36 And I say, what the f—never have I heard somebody speak to a police dog, not German. Weston come here. Weston gets excited. Weston's jumping all over the place, and I'm saying, this is a fraud police dog. Yeah. This is a fake police dog. That's a stolen valor. I look at his vest, and it doesn't say canine unit on it.
Starting point is 00:22:59 It just says K2. This man didn't even make it in the ranks to get to nine. He's still playing ranked. He's nowhere near Diamond. So I said, this is a basic training police dog behind me. The reason I figured out this is a police dog that's not fully graduated yet, we're 30,000 feet in the air cam, and I start smelling the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life.
Starting point is 00:23:23 You are absolutely lying. No, no, I genuinely almost punched the ball in front of me because I thought he was farting. It was the worst thing I have ever smelled. Like, it was to the point I couldn't even joke. Like, I was like, I normally would have. ignore a bad smell in the plane, but I audibly was going, what the
Starting point is 00:23:40 fuck? Like I'm, the little white lady next to me, she was, she was traumatized. She goes, are you kidding me? I'm like, I'm like, there's, I'm like there's no way that's a fart. There's no, and it wasn't going away. No. I look
Starting point is 00:23:56 back behind me. No way. The owner of this dog grabs a doggy bag and is picking up dog. Dogg. Off the ground in this plane. I say that to say. No more animals should be allowed on planes.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Ever. They go under the plane. They go under the plane with my laptop or they go in a box under your seat. Yeah. They don't, they don't. That's what they do with small dogs. They put them in a little kennel
Starting point is 00:24:23 and they go under the seat. Yeah. Now this dog, I'm assuming, not small enough to fit under the seat. It was like a strong, like panther-looking, black lab-looking dogs. So guess what, sir? You rent a car.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Yeah, exactly. We're domestic. Tampa to Dallas, you rent a car. Or you take him on the police helicopter or something. Payton, now I have already had my fair share, my one crazy traumatizing story of a dog in my personal space when it shouldn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:51 If I would have been 35,000 feet in the air in first class, three mimosa's deep, reading Russ's book and I smell poop, and I smell poop, and I turn around. and see a fake cop, doggie-bagging, Weston. First of all, that's a racist name. Weston is a racist name and should never be given to an animal. If you're named Weston, you're destined for Arkansas. You are destined to live there.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I guarantee they know a Weston. They know a Weston right now. I guarantee one of you know a Weston. Oh my God, I had a teammate named Weston. In Arkansas. It works out perfectly. I would have lit, now, we all know I can hit a Karen. We all know you're camp.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I would have not left the airport until I had Delta E credit on my account. There's no way. There's no way I do that flight with my own dog. No way. That is, Peyton, you're a better man than me. No, it was honestly, it was, because there's nothing you could do. You're in a tube. Oh, I disagree.
Starting point is 00:25:54 In the middle of the sky. What am I supposed to punch the police dog? Not punch him, you can do some swift movements. Right when he put his head on your neck or head on your elbow right here? My immediate thought was, oh, I'm going to use the bathroom, and I'm going to get up quick. Yeah, I don't play with police dogs.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I'm really going to go like this. The dog's here. I go, I go, oops, got to be. Rage. Came up. Oh, it's got to be. Go ahead of that. Get him off of me.
Starting point is 00:26:15 And then I go to the bathroom. I literally look in the mirror, and I go, oh, that was it. And I come back. And now hopefully the fake cop and the racist dog don't repeat what they've already done. Because that is, oh, God, dude. Yeah, dude, that's just something that happened to be this week. And it was, um. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:26:29 It was, it was, it was, um, what? I didn't even tell you. this will take 30 seconds on that same flight that was the Tampa flight right back yeah yeah on that same flight I was in the back and uh there's a person I was aisle seat the person right next to me in their aisle seat I feel bad for him he's a big guy just like me because you know we were sitting back with no leg room like regular folk like peasants yeah and I had no leg room to operate because it was a it was the more economy affordable ticket and like I wasn't I wasn't living like a kingdom palace up front I was in the back sure it's fair seems right you go it fits you yeah so
Starting point is 00:27:03 He's a big guy, too. But when I say big guy, I'm saying big on purpose. I'm not saying tall guy. He's a big guy. He's like 6-5-3-10. And he's, but no, no, the 6-5 part. He's like, you just seen what I did to this chair? When I tell you, when we were waiting to get our bags,
Starting point is 00:27:19 this man stood out of the eye. And he tried to hit. I know the exact stretch you were starting to do. He's trying to stretch his hamstring. He went like this. He stood up. He planted his foot kind of leans like that. The opposite leg gave him.
Starting point is 00:27:33 out when he did that and he hit the meanest buckle he started grabbing you know those falls where you just got to grab something you just said oh god he grabbed two seats the guy behind him tried to double under him help him up and it was it just happened so quick but the most impressive part is he was silent yeah like i watched it because it's right next to me he literally went he's trying to squeeze out of the seat he's like oh god he said he started grabbing dude he didn't He didn't make a peep. He didn't make a peep. I was like, you're a dog. You got at least got to let some grunts out when you fall. Oh, I would have gone to cause a scene just for pure comedic relief. I'm like, no, God! How do you fall? Like, how do you fall? I don't fall graceful at all. I have never been a graceful faller. Really? It's just, I mean, I figured it's same for you. No, I know you fall disgusting. No, I fall for a long time. I fall for, it takes me so long to hit the ground. I fall for up. At the four on four in San Antonio. It's clearly on YouTube, me falling for 14 seconds.
Starting point is 00:28:32 he fouls the hell out of pee and pee hits a takes the contact, jumps, falls weird, his legs cross, he stumbles, handplants, falls again, lads on his hip, it was gross. If y'all want to see the worst fall in human history, it's me when Cash Nasky
Starting point is 00:28:47 just flagrantly fouled me. It's at the end of the 4x4 Nissan thing for Creator League. You can go watch it on YouTube. And I look up, I look up, and nobody's checking if I'm okay. Swaggy P is just like, oh, like he's looking at me like this.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Brandon Jennings is like I was crying laughing I was sitting there sunburned my team's already eliminated and I literally could not contain it I think I think
Starting point is 00:29:11 YPK's guy MEC even hit me he's like bro is your boy okay and I was like he'll be fine I said he'll be fine oh my God so much embarrassing stuff happens to me
Starting point is 00:29:21 that is so uncalled for and we haven't talked about this but I know you thought about it in the moment and our Tampa meet and greet we do meet and greets all the time right We do meet and greet
Starting point is 00:29:37 all the fucking time, right? We do meeting greets all the time. Now, this meeting and greet experience was something different, right? We did this meeting greet, and X, X, X, X, Tentassion was there. He looked like him, didn't he? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:54 So there's this kid that came up to the meet and greet. Sweetest kid in the world, right? He daps me up. I'm so sorry Oh my God I forgot Bro No it was so
Starting point is 00:30:09 It was so demeaning bro Holy shit Dude this was the funniest No I genuinely got disrespected In this mean greed Oh my God You gotta let me Bump in a certain
Starting point is 00:30:17 Okay yeah for sure I got so Disrespected at this mean grieve We're doing the mean green Tampa right There's so many people there There's all the workers The staff
Starting point is 00:30:25 Like the head of whatever They had a good setup It was a great system Right And everybody's listening to each interaction that happens this kid comes up he daps me and cam up he's saying nice things we take the picture he gives us a gift it's fantastic great guy great kid then he goes he takes two steps to leave he oh actually that you guys mind if i pray for you real quick he asked if he
Starting point is 00:30:45 could pray for us now i i this was a first and i i i i okay we knowing that we have not We didn't even have a meeting about this, though. So this is new. Like, this has never happened for us. But as God-fearing people, we're like, of course. This is amazing. I would love that. Me, Cam, and this kid, this fan in the mean and greet, we circle up.
Starting point is 00:31:15 We circle up. We bow our heads. Right? This is a great moment. Thank you for praying for us. The prayer goes on. He starts to get a little specific with the prayer. He goes, dear Lord Heavenly Father, I just want to pray for Cam.
Starting point is 00:31:29 His family, his wife, his son, I pray they're safe and they're healthy. I was like, that's beautiful. He goes, Dear Lord Heavenly Father, I just want to pray for Peyton. And his, um, his, uh, I want to pray for Peyton and, I want to pray for Peyton. I literally brought my head off and I was like, I got family. I got a dog He literally goes He said all that
Starting point is 00:32:02 He gave me the run in the middle He goes for KM for his family For his wife For his new son For health of prosperity Everything I just pray for him Lord And he goes Lord I just want to pray for Peyton
Starting point is 00:32:10 And um Father I'd love Father I want to pray for Peyton And himself He said himself And when I say I take prayer serious So serious
Starting point is 00:32:24 I used to hate in school when people would laugh in prayer. And I know everyone's different. Like I'm not whatever, but I literally, I like pride myself on no matter how, because praying in front of people sometimes. It is, that is daunting sometimes. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:32:36 It's a little scary. And you choke up on words and whatever. And I, and like, I try to empower people by not laughing. It's not the problem that he messed up at any or stuttered anything. That's fine. No, that's fine. He couldn't think of anything for me. He couldn't pray for anything that I have.
Starting point is 00:32:49 And when he said the word, Father, I just want to pray for him, for Peyton and himself. I literally would. I was like, oh, oh, my God, dude. And it happened so quick because the second he was done, the next people came in. Dude, we didn't get to talk about it at all. And, sir, you were great, and I appreciate you're the first person ever prayed for us in a mirror. I'll take that any time.
Starting point is 00:33:13 I want to let you know, I got a mom, I love. I got a dad, I love, a brother. My dog's on his way out. You can say, you don't waste one on him. There's no wasting. It's not a credit. You go, you got 20 prayers for the month. He goes, Malcolm, no, I take that back, Father.
Starting point is 00:33:30 No, no Malcolm. He's about to be wherever. No, but that was hilarious. I'm joking. I really do appreciate it. No, that was a funny thing that you couldn't think of anything I had. It was God. It was so, it was, that was a great moment.
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Starting point is 00:35:19 And before I break it down, I feel like you are either going to do. say that's a great idea why haven't i thought of it or you would eat one now there's a kicker what here we go it's either a great idea or i'd eat it yeah here we go i've never been met with those kind of circumstances in my life after this scrolling through the old talk right i have there's some sports some fantastic edits about 17 videos of us and i keep going and i hit this video starts with a tortilla the very next item in this burrito was fruit loops okay it's a breakfast taco it is a cereal burrito. Oh.
Starting point is 00:35:57 Now. Give me the little bit of ingredients on that. What is in it? I mean quite literally. It's fruit loops and the guy pours some milk on the burrito. Now the wet milk? Wet milk. As opposed to what?
Starting point is 00:36:10 Frozen? Like dry milk? Like powder milk? Like space milk. If this man used space odyssey milk for a burrito, I would gag watching the other. No, he literally, so he had it like in a like, think of like a salad. bowl. Okay. So it was already kind of laying like that. Right. That makes sense. Fruit loops, milks it and then tucks it perfectly. He picks the whole thing up, no leaking. Oh, that guy's talented.
Starting point is 00:36:33 I think you work at Chip. He's an MVP at Chipotle. Player of the year for six months straight. Start chomping on this. Right. Flips the camera, raves about how amazing it is. Now I set back in just complete, I was in awe. And I said, why do I feel like if Peyton wasn't lactose, you would do some dumb shit like that and you would try to claim that it's the greatest thing ever I 100% would I think I think it's important to try everything in life no I don't at all
Starting point is 00:37:00 but okay now the problem where I would have I could honestly think that it's a great idea I could never execute that the fact I can't even make a tortilla like burrito like I can't even talk that right your rolling's awful but the lactose I think is the tier one of the disabler
Starting point is 00:37:16 of the cereal oh well yeah you where were we when you said God bless oh my God we We were the news, yeah, we did the news, and I literally, I sh-in the middle of, like, the news station. We're on the news, a local news in Charlotte, and they had a food gauntlet for us, by the way, still, if you're from Shelby, North Carolina. You're either in jail or you have nothing. Yeah, you have nothing, you're in jail. I'm going to let you know.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Shelby, North Carolina, we need to talk about, we need to talk about, like, omitting them from the States. Yeah, how about we just, we wipe it clean, and then we start over, right? There you go. I think that's fair. Yeah, let's add some structure in there. So we go, Mindset Monday, so we go through the gauntlet. It's disgusting foods, disgusting foods. And at the end, it's a treat.
Starting point is 00:38:01 It's literally vanilla ice cream with, like, one of their local sodas. And it was fantastic. Now, to be a dog, Peyton goes, I got to do this. Like, I'm a dog. I'm not going to coward out on live TV. Right. Audibly, he goes, God bless whoever's around us after this. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:15 He starts doing it. This man was straight leaking gas around. professionals in a news studio and then we stayed a little after they were like oh try the teleprompter try the weather yeah the whole like I wasn't gonna put you on blast
Starting point is 00:38:33 I'm not an L man's yeah you've reached oh dude I was horrible little silent but deadlies yeah and it wasn't B0 no no you put a lot of that old meteor on yeah put a lot of a lot of Cologne on but I'm saying good God almighty I was like holy yeah honestly honestly I
Starting point is 00:38:49 rising WBBBC on the CW I'm not going to lie to you y'all might have a lawsuit on your hands in a minute y'all gave me food and didn't ask me my dietary restrictions y'all fed me the hottest pepper in the world right
Starting point is 00:39:05 and then gave me oh my god you had to give me milk to wash it like it was either like hey you're going to die or you're going to shit your life away oh my god I forgot you were chasing that with literal whole milk whole milk yes you were lactose and
Starting point is 00:39:20 and they said they're like like, hey, try this fridge if you want milk in there. There is everybody's personal lunch in there. I had to turn around and be like, what is in here for personal consumption? And what is in here for me to survive the next 30 minutes? You know what I mean? Good God, bro. I honestly hate that for you.
Starting point is 00:39:36 What? That you're lactose. Like, you're missing out on so many good things. But you're not a sweet tooth guy, so. I don't believe that I think a lot of people that are lactose intolerant like myself like to exaggerate it. I think they're cowards. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Wait, what? I don't, I don't think that's real. Being lactose? Lactose intolerant. No. I think. You don't think it's real? Give me a pint of ice cream.
Starting point is 00:39:58 Wait about four and a half minutes and stay in a closet with me. See if you make it out. That's real. I think now, okay, is there real, of course, what you said? The exaggerate. Some people go, milk, no. Like, oh, I can't even look at it. And I'm like, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:40:14 Yeah, some people are too much with it. It's like, you're tripping. Yeah. Now, if it hits your tummy, you start a little poot train. That's one thing. But I feel like everybody has. something they're intolerant to then everyone you get you get you get i don't know about that oh you give me enough chips and salsa and it's because that's my favorite if i eat enough chips and salsa i'm i'm i'm
Starting point is 00:40:31 farting pico and it's gonna happen oh there's a little jalpino and it's just but it smells clean it's fresh and greedy yeah you're farting ice cream and ben and jerry's half baked cookie yeah it's bad but no lactose intolerance is a real thing i just like i i am a part of the lactose community that is like hey we are aware what's going to happen to us right we know that that that we're not going to be fun to be around for the next about hour or so. And we know our stomach's going to hurt. But I'm willing to enjoy this ice cream. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:41:00 I'm not going to stop my fun. The last thing on this, you are a bad person because that exactly what you just said, you have done that before, but to inflict violence with it. You have weaponized your intolerance. Oh, yeah. It was in your old apartment, and we had just finished recording. Yeah. And we went, stopped at the grocery store, went up to your stairs.
Starting point is 00:41:16 And you literally, I watched you pick out a Ben and Jerry. Yeah. And you're like, dude, I don't give a fuck. You were like, y'all can say if you want. And I was like, what? You go, I'm eating this and it's going to be bad. And honestly, at this point, don't care. And I was like, what is wrong with you?
Starting point is 00:41:30 And you literally said, like, you were, you were loading your revolver, just waiting to. I know you've asked me if I was a superhero, what would be my, like, superpower? If I was a super villain, like, I would be the milkman. Like, I would literally just be an all white with a jug of milk and I would walk around and drink and just on people. Like, that would be, I'd be like, the milkman is. Here, everybody's like, oh, you've been too good to society. Just go, come here, little guy.
Starting point is 00:42:01 You go, milk, man. I'm not too far from it, because sometimes I'll spread eagle and let one go right on your snoo. Yeah, no, you have, now, I don't even feel comfortable saying this, because my son will see this one day. Hey, Malachi. It's not going to make him feel good. It's all right, he knows. You have farted. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Bear ass out? Yeah. Way too close to my human. Oh, I've put my pink dot on the tip of your nose. he's gotten caught in there a couple times he's had to go like this I said there's so much hair this episode is brought to you
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Starting point is 00:43:47 on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. I have a Wood Your Rather for you. I love a Would You Rather. And I thought about this, and this is completely tailored to you. Okay. Now, you have to spend an eight-hour workday, right? You have to.
Starting point is 00:44:04 You have two options, though. Would you rather, Peyton Harden being Payton Hardin, would you rather work an eight-hour shift at Chick-fil-A? No. At a very busy Chick-fil-A on a packed Saturday afternoon. Okay. Eight hour shift.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Or would you rather go to school on a Friday and teach a full class, 25 first grade students for eight hours and you're in charge of them the whole day? Now, that's a good question. Either way, whoever I'm like, the people on the other end are getting f***ing. Like, that's not good for like this.
Starting point is 00:44:41 The first graders, sorry. The people trying to get their food, you're going to end up with Burger King in your bag. Like, it's not going to be good for, anybody in those scenarios i hate to break it to you now if i'm a teacher are there like i have to actually teach oh you got you have 25 six in five year olds because my mind immediately goes to i'm putting on the dancing fruit for the first grader no i'm putting on the dance six the stuff that works for malice they're going to be like why are we watching a kiwi
Starting point is 00:45:08 like no they're not going to be entertained by that and there's curriculum there's there you have to be a bull-blum i have to teach i can't show them like like 2008 batista highlights Yeah, I can't be like, I'm going to show you all Cain's intro. The wonder, and just like change their life. You know what I mean? That's what I would do. They would be crying. They would go, ah, but no. I'd be like, yeah, you're just like, you can't show highlights, you've got to teach.
Starting point is 00:45:36 And you have a reasonable amount of bathroom. Like, my first thought, I was like, he's going to say, oh, so sorry, kiddos. Mr. Hardin's got to go to the potty. Yeah. And you're going to go in there and be like, oh, God. and just do them school for like an hour. You go, all right, kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:51 It has to be by the book. Buy the book. Now, you're making food and boxing it and sending out. Jeffrey, I got an order for six on Kyle all day long. No. Savannah, you got to put that down, sweetheart. My thing is, I have to do whichever one I mess up less at. Now, I know at a certain point in Chick-fil-A, I'm going to start freestyle in orders.
Starting point is 00:46:10 I'm going to see a name up there, and I'll be like, Amanda has to like the number two. And I'm just going to like, I can't, because my eyesight's not that good. You're like, she said no pickles. She didn't say anything about pimento. He's like, don't have a sandwich. And then like, if somebody's rude to me, I'm spitting in your bag. Like, it's going to be, but also, on the other end, I don't think I know much of what I'm teaching in the first grade.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Like, was it the timetables? When you do those brothers, the first grade. I don't remember that. It's cat. Say cat. Oh, the list by getting the way of it. You're like, the next word is thicken. And they're like, what's that thinking?
Starting point is 00:46:49 They're like, thick it. Now I gave 180 students a list that they didn't grow up with. You know what I mean? Honestly, I would have to do. I think you're screwed either way. I got to hear your answer to them. I would definitely pick being a teacher. At a certain point, I'm letting the mother's loose like some chickens.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I'm opening that door and I'm like, you just run around. That is beyond unsafe. I'll take the charge, but them kids is loose. If you won't take, could you imagine a kid runs out and leaves the school? Oh, well, I would make sure that those don't. are locked. Oh, so you're going to leave 20 first graders by himself to go lock one kid in the hallway.
Starting point is 00:47:22 Yeah, when you come back, you think Jason's not going to have a crayon in Edgar's head? They're going to be like, let's see if that fits. Edgar's like, Ah! I'm willing to buy 25 air tags and put them in some backpacks and let them loose.
Starting point is 00:47:40 You are here for a day. That's a long time. Dude, that's when my first cigarette would hit my hit my lips and I'm telling you I would get fired for having a Jack Daniels
Starting point is 00:47:51 in my backpack dude I hate kids you're like go to your bus lines you're like this two little girl she's like
Starting point is 00:47:58 thank you for being our submizard and you're like Savannah get the I'm like tell me what your mom's doing later
Starting point is 00:48:03 was that your mom that dropped you off you go Savannah you know anything about that Porsche your daddy drives I've been looking for one of those
Starting point is 00:48:14 from my collection sweetheart I have a great weekend You're sitting there Ripping a sick I would honestly be the worst teacher ever You're wearing a buttoned up
Starting point is 00:48:25 You unbuttoned it You're literally taking shots of jack Smoking a cigarette One of the kids like left his His like helmet He comes back in the class He's like Mr. Hardin You literally go like this
Starting point is 00:48:34 For a bike, a bike helmet He leaves his bike helmet And his cubby Good Lord He leaves his bike helmet He comes back He goes Mr. Hardin You're literally like
Starting point is 00:48:42 You're like Drenched his sweat Your whole child That's how you're like, you're like, what do you need, Thomas? He's like, oh, oh, you're like, no, come here, buddy. I'm like peting the class pet. I'm like talking to the mother. It's like in iguana, you're like, I feel bad for you, pal.
Starting point is 00:49:00 I'm like holding it by headstown. I'm like, what the fuck do you want? You go, you look like you need a drag. I'm genuinely surprised you pick the children. You literally, you physically tell me that when Malachi starts to talk, You don't want to hang out to him until he's mastered talking. You tell me that on a daily. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:20 So it's crazy. But I'm saying out of those two because I like, dude, I've seen some of the people, you're just making bags calling it. No, it's not what it is. I've seen so many people like if somebody like you comes into my Chick-fil-A line or somebody like Robbie comes into my Chick-fil-A line, I'm fired. I can't. I can't deal with you.
Starting point is 00:49:34 What the hell do we? It's the order for Cameron ready! I'm the what the what are you talking to? That was Robbie and that's a little bit of racism and a little bit of Southernness. And then you came here like, hey, I'm at 30. year old man. I could literally take the pickles off, but can I get no pickles? Can you not put so much crust on it? Can I get 17 fries? Can I get, I'll be like, dude, come on, bro, grow up. Like, I couldn't deal with that. I literally say, can I have a number two? No tomato. Large fry, large powder. Order
Starting point is 00:50:01 complete. No. Yeah. And then you're little, and then if I get a little cheap that comes on it, it's scanning gift cards and apps. And I'm like, bro, yeah, he got $12. Pulls out $60 change and nickels. Oh, no, careful. But this kind of goes into my thing that hurt my feelings this weekend. Oh, God. We shared a, uh, uh, we shared a hotel room this weekend. We did. Yeah. Oh, did we? First of all, Cam is such a, because I offered, well, I asked, can I sleep in your bed? Just in the, not even as a joke. There's a privacy of our friendship. I said, hey, can I sleep in your bed? What was my answer? No. Exactly. Because you're talking about my toenails, which we could have clipped together. Another bonding experience we missed out on.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Payton, the day I, I can't, I can't say that on the internet. What? No, I literally can't. Okay, sorry, CJ. 44, 44. The day I clip your toenails, if I'm clipping your toenails, I mean, I'm talking, don't even rush and roulette me. Make sure there's one in the chamber. If I go through all 10 of your disgusting talons, and I clip them,
Starting point is 00:51:05 I don't even clip my own toenails. If I'm clipping yours, your nasty, big white feet, no. We can probably keep that just. Just mute it. Go, thanks, brother. Okay, okay, that's hurtful. But one of the things I love about sharing a hotel room with you is waking up next to you.
Starting point is 00:51:23 It is fun, isn't it? No. Oh. But you made fun of me. Yeah. You made fun of the way, how I wake up. No, your brain, brother, you are, it's going down a bad path. Bro, I am so beautiful to wake up next to.
Starting point is 00:51:37 He, okay, multiple things. One, I am convinced you don't move in your sleep. Like you, you, I think you might have, you might need a pap yourself. I think you have very, very, like criminal low oxygen. I'm on the brink of death every time I sleep. Every time you go to sleep, one bad, like you have one big enough booger, just clogs some you're just going to be like, uh, you're just not with them. So what do I do?
Starting point is 00:51:59 I woke up. So we had a stupid early flight. One of the cities going to the next city the next day, and we had to wake up. I think my alarm was 545. And you know, when you set those alarms, you're paranoid. You're subconscious, you're asleep, you're resting, but your subconscious is always, oh my god am i gonna miss it right so i woke up three times now the way our room was set up my bed's here his is here i'm turned toward the wall though right not towards patent's side
Starting point is 00:52:21 and the nightstand is in the middle so every time i woke up frantically i'd roll over i'd look at my phone it said 1.45 i look at payton he literally was like this peaceful angel i go all right turn back over 316 i look at paid he hasn't moved once turn back over again it was like 5 o'clock I'm like, God, this is pissing me off. I look at Peyton, you haven't moved an inch. You're in the exact same spot. The alarm goes off. First off, you use the worst alarm known to me.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Oh, I use an alarm. They literally... It's the most efficient alarm you can have, but keep going. The alarm goes off. Guys, I am not exaggerate. Peyton literally goes like this. He goes... He didn't blink, he didn't blink, he didn't breathe, he didn't get a sip of water, he didn't stretch, he didn't adjust his draws, he didn't have to take a morning piss, he didn't have to take a morning piss, he didn't push down a morning wood, he woke up in doom scrolled, like it was. Show me again how fast it was, you literally went. This, the alarm goes off.
Starting point is 00:53:41 it's instant and i was and i literally woke up you have to think about this the same alarm woke us both up yeah by the time i was conscious yes you were watching tictox that's that's that's illegal it was about i i i would venture to say i would rather wake up next to somebody like me than somebody like you hell no because you're mean when you wake up, bro. No, because you are, oh my God, because he immediately dopamine fried. He's in this delusional state. He's literally like, hey, you want to see my ass real quick?
Starting point is 00:54:21 Yes, okay, so I woke up. Hey, how about I go in a shower and you just come in there a little five minutes too early? Yes, I'm giving them all these, like, these things we could do in the morning together. Like, I woke up, I woke up, I looked over at my little sweet angel, and she looked back over at me. I said, hey, come. Ken Lee goes, I swear to God. wakes up he goes like this
Starting point is 00:54:41 Wafs his hand I mean first of all hurt folk I'm waking up in a good mood I go and then I'm back to doom scrolling because he ignored me I guess my phone's too loud He looks back over at me
Starting point is 00:54:53 And I'm like hey Cam He goes what I go Cam He goes what I say How much money would it take for you To rub my feet right now Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:02 And 545 In the morning We went to sleep at two And you're wondering I'm in a bad mood He literally went Being dead serious Cam goes
Starting point is 00:55:15 Hey bro at least give me 20 minutes And he's like dead serious I was Matt I was like Don't you give me 20 minutes He said Let me wash my eyes Get a little sip water
Starting point is 00:55:28 He said I'm not even trying to be an No please just don't do that until 20 minutes And I was like And you started crying laughing Because bro he wait I just don't get it Because some You are, you're so strange.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Why? There'll be nights. He gets nine hours uninterrupted, doesn't move, barely breathing, and he wakes up, he's tired and he's pissed off. And in those moments, we go to bed at two, wake up at 5.45. You haven't even gotten four hours of sleep. He's instantly taking in TikToks and cracking jokes about rubbing feet and having, I'm just like, you are so not normal.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Like, it is baffling. Doesn't it suck, though? Like, you get upset at me whenever I wake up and I'm in a bad move, but when I I wake up and I'm in a good mood, you shoot me down. I do not get upset when you wake up in a bad mood. You said, it said, not right now, but hey, 20 minutes before you start your shit. That doesn't feel good.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Payton, the birds aren't even chirping. Like, the birds are asleep in the tree. It's dark as night outside still. The birds are asleep. And you're talking about showing hairy ass and rubbing feet. You got to give me 20. It's unbelievable. It's just painful.
Starting point is 00:56:31 It's painful. No, it's not. No, but you're also weird because on that same foot, yeah an hour into the morning like you've been up for a whole hour it's now 645 you're pissed off yeah like all your energy's gone yeah it's because he's been shut down someone couldn't match you right at 545 talking about hair and feet yes i need somebody who can match my energy i need someone who can give me the love i give to the world good luck you know what cam matches my freak he's done some things that are that he's going to have to go confess for to me i've already prayed
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Starting point is 00:58:30 vintage beverage co, Chicago, Illinois. Now on to the rest of the episode. Dude, speaking of confessing, some people need to confess, dude, we went to the Atlanta airport in the morning. It was early in the morning, went to the Atlanta airport. Now, I've heard things about Atlanta, and the favorite thing about tour is going to these different cities. God, I love it. And seeing how different the people are, there's certain cities where they don't make good-looking people. Like, there's some cities we've gone to where I have not seen one attractive person. Atlanta has the most beautiful people, not the most.
Starting point is 00:59:04 There is another city that be. But Atlanta is up there. Gorgeous human beings in Atlanta. Some weird things, too. And I mean, oh, wow. We walk into the Atlanta airport. This is the first human I see. Walking into the Atlanta airport,
Starting point is 00:59:19 there is this woman. And I think she was trying to make a statement. But it's also 6 a.m. And I kid you not. We're walking into the Atlanta airport at 6 a.m. This woman has on. a white t-shirt and she screened printed this isn't like you can't go buy this shirt i could tell those were hers she screen printed a picture of her bare breasts on her breast of the shirt
Starting point is 00:59:54 so it was like the shirt was see-through now i know i've seen i've seen some breasts in my life you didn't that wasn't you we went to a photo shoot taking those pictures of those those those were her breasts that's an iPhone 8 yes it was a little it was a little tilted jagged that wasn't the pose and I said I said in what world do you come up with the idea I'm going to take a picture of my breasts I'm going to go to the mall I'm going to go to Linux I'm going to go to the middle of the kiosk where they make t-shirts I'm going to email them this PDF
Starting point is 01:00:36 and put it on the shirt then when I wake up in the morning to go to the airport I want the breast t-shirt I've never that's up there
Starting point is 01:00:46 with wearing denim jeans on a plane or how bad that was dude that is no like I'm not going to get too much into it you might you might get some
Starting point is 01:00:53 some time on the extended Atlanta I mean there needs to be a revival in Atlanta like there's that's a wicked place I love Atlanta
Starting point is 01:01:02 okay you remember we went out to the bar In Atlanta? Yes. Yes. After the show, we got, like, not like clubs. Like, like world-renowned clubs. We're just going to simple bars.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Like a little bar hopping. Have a little Guinness. Have a good time. We walk into that bar. We opened the door. All we heard was, you go see what I got. And Peyton literally said,
Starting point is 01:01:21 not this one. And shut the door. We literally cleared it. And we walked clean past it. Yeah. I'm talking, like, it was like a movie. We literally opened the door. Go see what I got.
Starting point is 01:01:30 And he said, nope, not this one. Yeah, we kept walking. He said, let's keep foot. Yeah, we're like, what's wrong with this bar? And I'm like, don't go in that one. That is not for us. One thing I will give you props on, you are very,
Starting point is 01:01:42 sometimes it is exceedingly and a bit excessive. You are incredibly vigilant at night. Oh, my God. It's almost sometimes what's like, hey, we're okay. I might be Batman. Oh, no, no, no, no. You said I'm a vigilante. I said you're vigilant.
Starting point is 01:01:59 And that's not the past tense of vigilante. Vigilante is someone who is doing what you do And then acting on it But a vigilante got to be They have to be vigilant You can't smell vigilante without Vigilant That's like all fingers
Starting point is 01:02:13 Your thumbs or your fingers Don't I hate that No no no Dude that's always made me so mad Anyway It's so true I am super vigilant You're like we'll be walking
Starting point is 01:02:21 Yeah Middle of a conversation And you're just like a German Shepherd You'll just stop and be like Something's not right And you're like I think there's gonna be a fight In the next seven minutes
Starting point is 01:02:29 I'm like Who are you? And you go, no, seriously, let's say and watch. I should not. It's like, it's like, that's your, that's probably the closest thing you have to have to superpower. Dude, I can be serious. I can sense danger through a brick wall. I am dead.
Starting point is 01:02:43 I can't go to a long be like, somebody's got to go. Yeah, you go, not today, not the right place, not the right time. I did not tell you, dude, something else happened to me that, uh, yesterday. What happened? I told you about the Malachi thing about. I was so excited to say this. I went to Best Buy. Okay, I went to Best Buy because I was on the way back from the gym,
Starting point is 01:03:03 we were talking about the hard drives, right? Yes. So I just popped in, it was on my way, I went to look at him. And now, me being me, something I always loved at Best Buy when I was younger was a TV section. My dad, we'd always just go and look at the crazy new $10,000 stupid TV. Right. So I go in there, and I tell you not. This first worker walks up, it's a dude probably in like his late 40s.
Starting point is 01:03:23 He's cool. He's like, hey, man, just let me know if you need anything. Let me know if you need a price match or check anything, whatever. The simple. I go appreciate it, brother, just looking around. as I said that I turn around to the TVs and it literally was like another employee like spawned like from the shelf
Starting point is 01:03:35 it's like a like a quirky like 20 year old he literally like just appeared he starts walking towards me and you can tell when people are going to talk to you it's like they're not looking down they're not looking past you he's looking right up they're having agenda to speak to you in this moment he spawned
Starting point is 01:03:51 he goes walks right up to him he goes and what are you looking for like a weird like he's trying to be in an anime What are you looking for? And I go, oh, nothing. Like, I have a TV. Like, I'm really just kind of looking, blow some time.
Starting point is 01:04:05 He goes, no, no, no, but what do you need? And I go, nothing. I'm getting a hard drive. I'm this, I'm holding it. I'm just looking at the TV. I have the product that I want to buy. I sh-you not. He goes, I know everything there is to know about TVs.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Ask away. So, no, you don't. No, I, for whatever reason, because he looked like I could kind of fuck with him a little. So I literally said that. I don't know. I said, we always, I went incorrect. I said that to him. That's not right.
Starting point is 01:04:32 He goes, try me. It was, it was a little, I don't like this already. His kid's like 20. I don't like it. Glasses, long hair. He's got the, like, he has the, the, one of those guys, you got to check his backpack in public. Yes. And it definitely looks like he could have spent four years studying the history of TV.
Starting point is 01:04:47 Right. So I go, I don't, I mean, I don't have like TV trivia. I don't have, I don't know what this to tell you. He goes, no, you should try to ask me something. It's like he's getting pressed. So you want me to check. How am I supposed to come with these questions, right? I go, brother, I don't, like, I'm good.
Starting point is 01:05:02 I don't need a TV. He goes, word for word, if you need anything, Payton, this mother's looked at me and said, if you think of a question, I'll be back. And I went, I said, what? He goes, you don't have to call me. If you think of a question about a TV, I'll be back. And I literally laughed at first because I'm like,
Starting point is 01:05:29 Dude, this guy's funny shit. Like, this is a good bit. Like, you're funny. But he never cracked this model. And he just, we walked off. He walked off. Now, I sh-not, this is the best part. So now I'm freaked out.
Starting point is 01:05:39 I already had the hard drive I was looking at. Didn't buy it because you said the other thing. So I'm walking to go put it back in the hard drives. This most of the thing appears in the hard drives. Now, best by employees, they're station. Like, you're a TV. You're in TV. You're in Apple.
Starting point is 01:05:53 That's how you're going to get your commission. You're in the gaming. You're in refrigerators. You don't float. Refrigerators don't go to MacBooks. have floaters in Best Buy. You're a TV, you stay with the TVs. Don't touch the washing and drive.
Starting point is 01:06:03 No, boy. He appears in the hard drive. And he pops up without me talking to him. He goes, I got something for you. Like, I am fully immersed thinking he is, like, if I'm being honest and not a pride thing, I thought he knew who I was. Right. And he's like, because he knows him.
Starting point is 01:06:21 He wants this to be on the pod. And I literally go, and if that was your gameplay, it's, you're here now. You never cracked and God bless you. He goes, I got something for you. And I go, it's not a TV, is it? I told you I didn't need one. He goes, just come look at it. And I go, I'm like, I have to go with this kid.
Starting point is 01:06:37 I walk, he takes me, you know how the best guys have those big room, like, with the best TVs? It's like that, oh, like, enclosed room? It's like the enclosed where they, it looks like a living room almost. Like they have all the TVs on shows and they have that big living thing. Yes. He takes me up to it. And this guy starts spitting like 2002 M&M, the specs of this TV. And he's dead.
Starting point is 01:06:57 They're dear rhyming. That might have been not on purpose. He was like, the TV, you can't see me. He said, you can't see me like CNA, HDMI, plug it, play, now re-up. And he's like, he's literally, I was like, he goes new 100-inch Odyssey. It's going to cost you 10 grand. You take both of the cords, plug it in, you got a big band. And he's like, and he's just going down.
Starting point is 01:07:21 And he's pointing. You know the little cards? He's pointing as he's going. Yeah. He's like ultra-wide, AQ, L-D-V crystal, you got it all. you need more I got you and I'm like
Starting point is 01:07:31 I am amazed I almost asked him if I could take a picture of him because I was like you're the greatest person I've ever met and you know how
Starting point is 01:07:38 this conversation ended how I go I go I go I literally I went I said thanks man
Starting point is 01:07:47 I appreciate go to shake my head oh no no you be me okay this is the end hey so I'm cam
Starting point is 01:07:53 you're cam I'm this wizard thank you so much for all that come back when you need one. It didn't shake my hand.
Starting point is 01:08:01 I swear to God. Dude, I was, I mean, I had a silent car ride at home. I was 10 minutes from the crib. I didn't turn on any music. I was, I pulled out my notes out, I swear to God,
Starting point is 01:08:14 there's a note about this long. I tried to say everything that happened. I was like, I cannot forget anything that happened. You went home, sat in your living room and just scared at a black TV. You're like, this. I did, I said, I said, the TV, the EC3 with the deal.
Starting point is 01:08:26 I was like, imagine you go home from that. Watching, like, SportsCenter or a commercial comes on, he floats on the screen. He goes, time for an upgrade. He just vanishes. Dude, when he didn't shake my hand. And the only reason I wasn't kind of mad is because he kind of giggled with it. Yeah, okay. But he went, he said, do the hand again.
Starting point is 01:08:44 He goes. He said, come back when you need one. And didn't shake him. He put his on the table. I'm not going to lie. He did. That guy is nice. I need to talk to.
Starting point is 01:08:51 You know who you are, brother. And you know the, you know the pest pie. My God. He might be a guest. I need to take y'all to meet this. It was unbelievable. I was going to say he might be a guest on the Patreon. Yeah, it was...
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Starting point is 01:10:40 You know what that is? Pop culture, pay in a camp. Pop culture, pay in it camp. Bow! I have a pop culture. I have a, oh my God, I have a beautiful one. You want to go first? I feel like yours is going to be more impactful for the people.
Starting point is 01:10:55 Mine's more. It starts as a pop culture, but it leads me into something else. So you start. I'll go first. Can we get a round of applause for Dana White in the U.S.C? Oh, congratulations. Long story short, you know YSK, we are deeply rooted with WWE, but we also like... And AEW, and AEW, but we also like the MMA side of things, the combat sports. We love a good UFC. We always gather and band together, watch the fights. Long story short, UFC has had a model where they have been in contract with E. for like two or three years and basically you have to have ESPN plus but then you have to pay for the pay-per-view still so it's very strange very weird now they came out I believe two days ago when we're recording this live and they announced they signed a 7.7 listen to the first letter
Starting point is 01:11:46 billion not million billion dollar deal 7.7 billion dollars for a seven year contract with Paramount plus that's crazy That is crazy. Did you see their contract before that? Yeah. Seven year, one point five. Yeah. They've over, I mean, basically they've seven X they're going to in seven years.
Starting point is 01:12:06 It's crazy. It's crazy. And then they're doing some events for free on CBS just to get to like, the White House card is going to be on CBS. But the beauty of the Paramount plan, and first off, shout out to Paramount, like everyone knows Paramount's a top dog. Like they've been around forever. $7.7 billion.
Starting point is 01:12:23 But every single UFC, including, the freeze, the fight nights, including the non-numbered cards, like the sanctioned one, but it's still a, there's been very few, like UFC no-chaise and stuff like that. Every single pay-per-view, every single fight is on Paramount, some will be on CBS, and there's no
Starting point is 01:12:39 additional fees. So all you have to do, you can have an $8, $8 a month membership. Yeah. That's with ads, or $13 a month. This sounds like an ad. $13 a month worth out. And you don't have to get it. They're not paying it, so don't get it to be honest. I'm not advertising. I'm saying,
Starting point is 01:12:55 For fight fans, like for me, because I'm not going to lie, I used to go to websites and stream the fights. And the boys have come over, and I've had plenty of times where it's buffering right before a knockout, and that's the worst feeling. So I was dropping $80. Yeah. It was nuts. But basically, shout out to UFC. It's going to be fantastic. So many more people can watch fights now legally.
Starting point is 01:13:14 And it's just going to know. The shit part is it seems like WWE took over UFC's old contract, and now they're going to ESPN, and you got to pay every time for a PLE. Yep. I was going to segue into that, but you already said you had one too. Quickly, do you hate that? I hate that for you. Yeah, it's rough, man. I mean, it's WWE, so you're going to pay.
Starting point is 01:13:34 I mean, they're so good as storytelling, but I just like... Because you're basically, you're doing the opposite of UFC. Because right now, every single one you have free, because they have a deal with Peacock, and now you're going to have to come out of pocket. I just don't understand how TKO owns UFC and WWE. They get UFC such as great deal, but then they can't get WWE. because W.W.E is on eight different streaming services now. It's like it's on Peacock. It's on Netflix.
Starting point is 01:13:59 It's on regular TV. Like, I'm just like, how can this happen? And then now we're going to ESPN where you've got to pay for the PLEs that were once, like, there's no way. Quickly, for Paramount, do you think that was a conscious decision to offer that much money, knowing that they could bring in all those illegal? 100%. Yeah, of course. At that at that paywall, they're going to increase the revenue.
Starting point is 01:14:21 100%. I think that's a good sneak peek into what you're going to get on the Patreon on Cam's sports show that's going to be coming up. We don't know when, but we're working on it. Whenever we get a new office, that's when. Fairly soon. Help us find new offices in the DFW area if you want. But yeah, so that's going to come. My pop culture is I went to a movie theater for the first time in a long time to go watch a movie.
Starting point is 01:14:48 I went to watch Superman. Oh, God. I've heard good things about Superman. I went to watch it. It was an entertaining movie. I have to say, though, I don't understand why people live, like the people in the movie,
Starting point is 01:15:00 why would you live in Metropolis? Why would you live in Arkham, like, or Gotham? I mean, why would you live, like, in these places where you know, there's people that are deemed super villains. Yeah. Leave.
Starting point is 01:15:13 Like, I watched Superman, and Metropolis got destroyed three times in that movie. And I said, these people have to be paying so much in taxes. Oh, my God. Like, it's unbelievable. Like, just in the middle of the city, it split open at one point. And I was just like, why would you make this home base?
Starting point is 01:15:29 Yeah. You know what I mean? Who raises a kid here? Yeah, it's the, it doesn't make sense to me. That's the only thing. Like, I know superhero movies. Like, I get it. And, like, I'm super into the culture of, like, you know, it's whatever.
Starting point is 01:15:39 That part would never make sense. Why are there civilians here? That's actually, I've literally never thought about it. Yeah. It's because, and, like, say. I mean, you got to think of, like, a New York City. and then freaking the Thanos and all
Starting point is 01:15:50 like they just came to New York they know it's populated whatever Yeah but you know you know Superman is here You know he's here You know he's here You know you know that Lex Luthor's towers right here I'm not living next to that
Starting point is 01:16:03 I keep seeing Big rhinos and shit fly next to me That's so true You know what I mean My family's trying to eat dinner I'm seeing a grino I'm trying to watch John Steen on his last four months
Starting point is 01:16:13 And it's literally like The Mines rhinoceros Hit through my wall Like how are they not traumatized Like, they literally get, like, their city destroyed weekly. And they just, after they're done, they're like, good job, Superman. And they're like, I got to clock in at IBM tomorrow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:27 It's like, I'm taking the year off. Oh, yeah, I'm never working. Like, literally, we had, oh, man, we've had a bad incident with some buildings falling down in this country before. And the whole world changed. In Metropolis, they're just over there every day. All these buildings are falling every day. Hey, let's just rebuild.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Let's just put it up. Yeah. Like, what are the tags dollars in Metropolis? Also, I don't think I'm ever going to step foot in a movie again to watch a movie. That's a lot. Unless it's ours. Or I have to start going to some private screenings or something.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Movie theater culture is absolutely cooked. How? No one respects movie theaters anymore. There's no sanctity and sanctuary in a movie theater. I don't know what happened in the first 15 minutes of the Superman movie. When I tell you, there is a row of people just talking. and it's not like they're like trying to whisper but the whisper got too loud
Starting point is 01:17:20 they were shooting a podcast in the middle of it like they were talking like I'm talking to you right now while the movie started 20 minutes and I was like this is unbelievable and then people showing up late to the like get here on time
Starting point is 01:17:36 yeah have some coooth be a responsible adult act like a lady and so I'm sitting there watching the movie the people are done talking at this point They finally finish their podcast. I hope they uploaded it.
Starting point is 01:17:51 These three women come in, like 30 minutes late to the movie. I'm like, you've missed the whole beginning of the... You don't know what to... Yeah, no clue what we're trying to solve. Exactly. Like, you've absolutely no idea. You're playing ketchup for the next hour. They come by, they're all holding to-go bags in their hands.
Starting point is 01:18:08 Oh, no, no, go to hell. And now, when I say they sat down next to me. Nope. They didn't look. Look at that movie screen for another 15 minutes. They were looking at each other eating this food that was 90% sauce. Now I'm saying if you're going to bring food into a movie theater, at least let it be hearty. Some you can pick up, bite, and put down.
Starting point is 01:18:33 That was dripping. I swear to God, this woman grabbed this shit and it was dripping, and she's dripping it into her mouth. I almost jawed her, honestly. I was like, figure that out. You know what I mean? And it was a pungent smell. Oh, my God, dude. Someone ate, someone ate seafood.
Starting point is 01:18:53 Someone ate a full thing of seafood from cheese. Go to hell. Two seats away from me. First of all, if you're getting seafood from Cheesecake Factory, you're already behind. Yeah, you're already on the plane. You know what I mean? But yeah, and I'm just, as I was going, I left that movie theater. I don't remember much of the movie, but it was good from what I watched.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Not enough eye lasers. I wish it was more eye lasers. I walked out being like, I will never. In my life, go to a public movie theater like this. I deserve more than this. I work too hard. Too hard. That was my pop code.
Starting point is 01:19:26 I know more movie theaters for me. I know the theater you went to. It's a very populated. Was it? Very populated theater. No, it is, yes. It's a very popular thing. You got to go to those sneaky ones.
Starting point is 01:19:36 That's what I'm saying? I'm going. Those $10 Tuesday joints. Oh, no. You got to. No, any movie theater I'm going to now, it's a premium ticket. It's a premium ticket. No, no.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Oh no. No, I'm just saying. No, I'm saying not because I feel like I need to. No, I know. I'm saying I would rather pay the top ticketed price to have a real movie theater experience than deal with that kind of shit. Like, you know what I mean? There's no sanctity here. And I'm sorry, I know people like want to be cozy and stuff. Don't wear your hoodie. Don't wear your hoodie. Don't wear your hoodie in the thing. I don't like hooties and theaters. I don't like hoodie and theaters. I don't like hootie in theaters. I don't need a backpack. Don't need a backpack. Don't have your hoodie on. Sit down respectfully and I won't look at you for the next day. No bags. No bags. at that movie movie culture is so destroyed post COVID yeah it is I mean it's off and I'm a little up now too because I was looking at I was watching the movie and I was like where are the subtitles now that's a you that's not is a me thing
Starting point is 01:20:29 but I but I'm so used to watching movies on streaming services where I can look at the subtitles because my hearing I can't hear unless I read it and so I'm watching the movie in the movie theater and I'm like I don't know what this saying unless they put these subtitles up Peyton they have enough speakers to where they could broadcast to Nebraska in these movie theaters.
Starting point is 01:20:48 What the hell do you mean if you can't read it, you can't hear it? I can't hear a movie and lesser subtitles. I've turned into that person, and I don't know why. I think it's because of streaming services. You definitely feel me. No, I understand, but you, that you, I, I've heard gunshots so loud in a movie theater or lasers that I thought I was hit. I literally, like, it's so loud.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Really? You're tripping. Well, no, I'm talking about dialogue. Yes, I can hear sound of it. But dialogue, especially... Is it one of those... It's a peeky blinder? Yeah, dude, especially if it's one of those, like,
Starting point is 01:21:22 whisper movies like Harry Potter. I f***ed a whisper movie. Those guys... Whisper movies were all the dialogues like this. And we won't go and take those three-way. And I say, I'll say I was going to go up in Snake Potter. Yeah, and I say, I'll go, what? You speak up!
Starting point is 01:21:39 Neville! Careful. But I'm just going to start buying the... tickets to the audibly impaired. They have subtitles at those. That was, pop culture, pay it in Kim. Pop culture, pay it in it, Kim. Cam.
Starting point is 01:21:58 So you're going to steal a ticket from my grandma? Oh, she wouldn't be there. She can't see either. Get us out of here. My grandma has the whole movie script in Braille. She's like, oh. She's like, our man's going fast. She goes, they still got Henry Cavill.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Oh, my God. put your grandma in a 40x theater oh she'd literally think she's transferred like she's in the route to heaven like she's God bless her man she'd be like what the camera
Starting point is 01:22:28 she'd go Lord I've been ready she's like that something just spit on me she goes something's on my back oh oh Lord it's not funny Jesus she would pray
Starting point is 01:22:43 Her chair's rocking. She's getting poked and proled. You might have the best time of her life. Memo, if you're watching this, do you want to go? Not my, Memo. She's gone. She can't hear me. But Cam's, me ma'am.
Starting point is 01:22:55 If you want to, I'll take you to a 40x movie. I'll put a GoPro on your head, too. She's like, that was so fun, Cameron. All right, get us. Oh, you say all the time. It's my grandma. I can make the jokes. Get us out of here.
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