You Should Know Podcast - BECOMING A STEP DAD! -You Should Know Podcast-

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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 102. Round of applause, please. There is commotion, demolition, and destruction happening in the studio. Let me preface something right now. Before I say what I always say, it is 9 in the morning. This is the earliest we have ever recorded a You Should Know podcast history.

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We have about 40, 000 followers on there if you're not a follower on facebook go ahead and to the facebook and show some love we love you so much now on to the rest of the episode you should know podcast we got co-host gamwen back in the studio you see that? That's how in tune we are. What? I literally had my eyes closed like I was playing peekaboo with a young child, but I wasn't.

But I couldn't see you, but I opened them the exact time you said Camwen. Show them your shirt. Yeah, it's your face on it, bro. With all its glory. I got this in Tampa. I got this in Tampa during the meeting. It was a gift, yeah. Yeah, I've slept in it for the past four nights.

Smell it. Smell me. I get to give you smooches anytime I want. Camwin. Good night, Camwin. Good night, Camwin. Good night, Camwin. The middle guy doesn't get any love?

He's for nighttime. He's for when the shirt comes off. That's the thing. You're talking about how babies play. You f***ing scare me. You absolutely scare me. Do I honestly? Certain points.

Points? I might have messed up. Certain points. It's early. It's... Dude, it is literally 9.18 a.m. 9.18 a.m. I'm energized. I'm feeling good. I feel like we're going to be nuts.18 a.m. 9.18 a.m. I'm energized. I'm feeling good.

I feel like we're going to be nuts. Nuts. First thing, speaking of nuts, that's where kids come out of. And then they go into the egg. And then the egg forms into the uterus. And then the uterus comes out. What are we doing? Why are we in a health class?

You remember health class when they showed the video? Yeah. I already knew about it before then. My parents taught me young about like. and bees i never had that talk that's strange ever that explains that's why i'm like you're just freaking um this so nuts and kids this is what i was coming up with that's a crazy thing to put together that is not what you should say that's that's the time stamp yeah nuts nuts anduts and kids. God, that's crazy. So nuts and kids, right? I was hanging around your nephew and your niece.

I love them to death. The cutest little kids I've ever been around. As much as I love those kids, right? I can't communicate with children. I don't know how. I don't know how to talk to kids. And the kids are like, what? Four and, or like, two and three?

Six and three? Four? Three. six and three four three six and three right so they're humans right they're not like they can talk they can waddle they have emotions they know what's going on yeah but i don't i love the kids how the hell do i speak to you like dax talk to him dax's cutest little boy i've ever met he he loves me uncle p yeah and he'll show me tricks and stuff. He literally did it. That was so cute. He did a trick. And all his trick was was him running and jumping

into the couch. And then he would dismount. And he goes, Uncle P, I did it! What'd you say to him? I'd be like, sure did. Like, what am I supposed to say? He's like, alright. Like, it's so bad. I can't make eye contact with him either.

I don't know. I have a hard time. How are you socially angst off of a three-year-old that literally calls you Uncle P? I know. You've been to his house. You've seen his room. He's been to neutral locations. You've seen him out.

Yeah. I've held him. Held him? You know who he is. No, that's so weird. He gives you hugs. That's the weirdest thing. I held him whenever I was at your mom's house the other night because he wanted to touch the ceiling he goes uncle p i want to

touch the ceiling and i was like i can get you up there i grabbed his his body right that is strange a kid's body i'd never want to touch that again his foot's that yeah i'm like what am i holding it's so cute that's so they have organs yeah isn't that isn't that okay that's we're getting into we're getting we're getting into that yeah getting that talk but it's strange to me how does the we sound diabolical it's like how do you have the same things i have right now but they're just miniature so small so that's what i was saying with the blood a couple weeks ago right with blood what you know do we have the same blood as when we're that age and so i was saying with the blood a couple weeks ago right with blood what you know do we have the same blood as when we're that age and so i'm saying so he has a heart right

yeah and lungs has it all and intestines got the whole nine hundred percent he's a fully built good kid fully stocked kid right off the belt great cab yeah he's a great workhorse and so i was wondering like those organs that he has, right? Those little mini organs. Little small. Those beta cell organs. Like a real small intestine. To try. So when he's my age, is that the same organ he's going to have? Okay, so he's never going to actually poop out a liver

and then get gifted a bigger one for his 10th birthday. It's his liver for life. That makes sense. It's going to grow with him. It does make sense. But do you ever remember having organ pain? I had knee pain like a bitch. Right.

I had knee pain, back pain. That's why I was in my brace. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Exactly. And long hair. Long hair, tails. So like that's nasty. That's mouth.

Nasty mouth. I got nasty mouth syndrome. He's chewing bricks. Do you remember Max? Oh my God. Peyton had Max teeth. Peyton had Max teeth. Peyton had Max teeth. Those are the EBT teeth.

I definitely did have government assistant teeth. I have bad teeth. Okay, but that's crazy. Like, you have pain in your feet, your fingers, your elbow. Like, growing pains, right? Growing pains. That's the bones, though. Like, I don't think you have.

Why do your organs not hurt? Because it's like they're not. It not a it's like your but i think it's like your bone bones aren't externally to live love you to death hello good morning it's early yeah early in the morning she's like but your bones i think they're like actively stretch it's it's causing your skin to stretch and move it's causing everything you're i mean move. It's causing everything. But doesn't your... I mean, you think your organs do too, but I don't know. Maybe it's just...

I feel like your organ doesn't hurt unless it's like failing or like something's actually wrong with it. Like the bone's just going... So that... Sometimes I think I feel my butthole moving clockwise. Like it's a nice like watch. Like a good old date, Jess.

He said... Sorry. Like a good old date, Jess He said Sorry I kicked my blister I've had this bandaid on for three days I'm sorry That was real pain I know that was real too That was real pain You never hit things

And you never hit that octave Oh my god I'm so sorry But yeah, I was thinking about my butthole and i feel like like a good time piece like a good little watch you know like that's disgusting why do you think your butthole's moving i think i wipe too hard you're supposed to be delicate with yourself poop talk poop talk every episode oh speaking of poop talk you never told the story of what happened to you in Tampa. Holy.

That is a wow. It was in the Patreon vlog. It's in the description below. Go to Patreon. Watch the vlog. But should I tell it? Tell the story. That is the prime example of why I don't poop in public.

So we're in the Tampa airport. We checked out of our hotel at 12 o'clock. Our flight wasn't until 6. So we are in this airport for a long checked out of our hotel at 12 o'clock. Our flight wasn't until 6. So we are in this airport for a long ass time. Gets to the point. I'm really trying to hold it. If I just wait until nighttime, I can get home absolutely night. Cam's not a poop holder.

I'm not a poop holder. If I got to poop, I'm pooping. So I go to the bathroom. Sit down. Put my bag on the little hook. Lock my door. Keyword, lock my door. I lock it.

It's locked. locked lock i sit down you know put on the drawing exposed gummy gummy gummies out phone i'm sitting back if i was like this oh keep going that's strange i'm kidding i didn't i know but do people sit back when they poop They deserve If they do that Is that a thing people do If someone ever has Pantaloons on ankles

And they go back On the seat of the toilet Oh that is That is disgusting Cause I feel like That sandwiches you together You definitely have Crusty

You're now one with porcelain You have crusty cheek syndrome Anyway You gotta do this to open up Cause when I do that I'm breathing Oh 100% me too You can stick A rubber chicken in there You get up on your tiptoes You have crusty cheek syndrome. Anyway. You got to do this to open up. When I do that, I'm breathing. Oh, 100%. Me too.

Speaking of breathing. You can stick a rubber chicken in there. You get up on your tiptoes. Wow. And it's moving clockwise. You get up on your tiptoes. You lean over. And if it's still not coming, you go.

If you blow out all your air, it literally just goes and drops. Wow. Try that next time. If you don't have a stool. But tiptoes, lean. I do the tiptoes thing. I didn't know the breathing. I hold my breath.

It helps. Cleanses you like a, what is it? An enema. Oh, an enema. An enema. But anyway. But I hold my breath because this is my mythology. I close my-

Mythology. Yeah. No. No. Methodology. Methodology. I don't know if that's a word. That is. I can tell you my 25 years of life, I've never heard methodology. And mythology has never been used for your current day poop talk. Mythology is myths. Greek mythology. But this is a myth. No, it's not. You don't even know what I'm going to say was a true statement no it's not all right go i'm saying it is a true statement of what i do but i'm saying

so it's not what i'm saying but the reason behind it is a myth what i'm thinking that accomplish it is a myth speak so i i what i do instead of breathing out whenever i poop i hold it i close my eyes close my ears whenever i'm really bad i'll go like that and i feel like if i do that there's no air that can get out and i'll die so the only way to get air out is my butt so i'll feel like it'll open it up so i could breathe you can breathe out of your butt. You've never got a cold wind? You're doing a butt chug with oxygen. You're a butt chugging H2O. Oh my god, that's water. That's water. O2 is oxygen. Just O2. It's O. But two of them is what makes oxygen. Oh. I don't believe in that. Wait, actually, no. O is just oxygen. Tampa. So I go down, lock the door, pants down.

Did I wipe that seat? Of course I didn't. I sit down. It's clean enough. Probably wasn't. I sit down, pull out a good old Clash Royale. I'm playing. Literally, in the middle of a match, very heated, level 7 arena match, my door just opens.

Absolutely. Like, there was no struggle with it. It literally just opens. a man looks at me i was so so caught off guard because you know like if you hear a rumbling or like someone trying to get in you hit them you're prepped you're oh oh like you're ready yeah this month walked in like it was like there wasn't even a door he literally walks right in i was so distraught i didn't even know what to say i went and i caught You made eye contact with him? Of course. He came right in and I'm like,

he goes, oh, sorry. And he just walks out. So he saw the gummy? Hopefully not. The pants were a little higher. They weren't full. He didn't see a little honey roasted cashew. But he definitely saw me in a very and then the worst part is, the airport

ones are skinny, but they're long because like people might have suitcases and stuff. So I literally, you're a sick creature. I literally, with my ass out, had to get up and waddle and close the door. Oh, no. It was so bad, bro. It was, did you see him again? Is he a locksmith?

Does he work? He had the holy key. He just walked right in was did you see him is he a locksmith what does he work he had the holy key he just walked right in did you see him again no what would you have done i feel like you have to put hands and feet on him if you saw i just would give him a stern look i'd be like you are a little bit of a karen how you do you have karen tendencies no like like you in the airport no you and at the restaurants no you're a karen no i'm not what is going on give me an example i'm giving my money here and we haven't got any service it is taking 30 minutes for me to get one water i wanted pellegrino not to still tap that's cam at airport a bitch is my baby i say that yeah i don't even drink pellagra the fact that i can't pronounce it and you can you are twisting stories that is literally you the other oh my god the other day you didn't go

it'd be cool if i had some water to drink to these fried pickles you didn't say that where at um uh uh uh at a restaurant was it concrete concrete? Oh. No. Someplace. We literally got the fried pickles out before we got a water. Dave and Buster's. That Dave and Buster's experience sucked. That sucked for everybody. That's not a Karen experience.

That was hell on earth. That was the worst restaurant experience anybody has ever gotten. I got my food out before I got a water. Karen. That's not right. It's not right. I still tipped him $700 Did I not tip him $700?

Absolutely not I tip him a motherfucking We literally said I'm getting out of here I said I got her nachos The chicken was cold Yeah bro My shit was horrible

Speaking of food I've had this weird thing What's it called Whenever you're scared Of getting sick? Like you have the fear Nepotism That's a thing?

Nepotism? No nepotism's When your dad's rich or something what's it called whenever you're uh whenever you're scared a conjure mitochondriac hypochondriac something with a heart attack mitochondria is the power cell that's the one that pumps that's the mitochondrion mitochondria yeah yeah noria. Yeah. Yeah. No, the nucleus is the powerhouse of the cell. Nucleus is the brain of the cell. The powerhouse

of the cell. Powerhouse is the mitochondria. No, mitochondria make protein. No, it doesn't. I remember because I took

the test seven times. You dropped out. You dropped out. No, I had to take the test like eight times. I'm sure because you kept failing. Because you were like,

dude, I swear to God the nucleus is the powerhouse. I have my own personal research. Like, I don't care. Dude, you're such God, the nucleus is the powerhouse. I have my own personal research. Like, I don't care. Dude, you're such a sheep following that book. You don't know you made that book. You don't know you made that book.

I literally cut myself open. I found my cells and I did my own research. I'm telling you, you can think that the mitochondria is the powerhouse all you want. I did my own personal research. It's the fucking nucleus. That was you. And your teacher goes, oh, really? F!

You failed. You go, all right, can I like retry the test or something? Like, I don't want to fail the class. research it's the nucleus that was you and your teacher goes oh really f you failed you go all right can i like retry the test or something like i don't want to fail the class she goes yeah come after school you know all right but mrs bosher like i'm telling you the nucleus f get out of here dude 90 of my tests that i got 90 of the tests i got back in school they would always hand it to me dude that's, that's so embarrassing, dog. It's like you're trying to hide my grade, but everybody knows I got a three on it because you're handing it to me upside down and folded. Oh, my God.

You just unlocked a memory. What? One of my coolest teachers I ever had. I'm not going to say names. One of my coolest teachers I ever had, though. He was ruthless when it came to grades. I can't speak. He was ruthless when it came to grades. I can't speak. He was ruthless when it came to grades.

Bro, we would do a test, right? He would show everyone's score on the screen, but not the names. Oh, no. But then he would ask questions. Yeah. So it basically was like he was so mad that people didn't take the shit seriously. He was like, all right, I'm going to make y'all feel bad a little bit. He's like, we'll see if you keep talking and texting in class.

So he'd literally say, hey, if you're in this first region, 90 to 100, raise your hand. You'd have like six people raise their hand. And then he goes, I want everyone to look around. It'd be like, he was not messing around, bro. Bro, see, y'all were too honest. I would have been, I got a 40 on my shit. And people did that before. He goes, that's weird.

I see 13 hands. Only six people got an A. I'd be like, call him out. Call him out. I swear to God, if someone would have said that, he would have done it. And then I'd be like, you're going to jail. And he'd be like, absolutely not. You're 14.

Sit down, rat boy. And I'd be like, there's going to. God damn it. I'm sorry. Dude, a similar thing. I don't know if i've told this story on the podcast before a similar thing happened to me in uh physics in high school physics and we had it in the uh what are those the the portables we had them in a portable oh because our high school got so overflowed you had barracks in high school we had them in

uh middle school middle school is normal but then so many people came to the high school we had them in uh middle school middle school is normal but then so many people came to the high school we built the year i graduated they built like three high schools yeah like a mile from each other they they built on our high school a lot but oh in the austin vlog you'll see my high school but um so in physics class like i'm stupid so like none of that shit made sense to me bro so i always i remember there was a there was a question on one test and it says how are their waves like how are waves made in the ocean and i said the moon right right that's what i'm not in physics currently i would assume i think the moon has something right i remember learning it was the moon but my physics teacher what he

would do is after every test he would put each question up on the screen and he would put the worst answer from every class. And so it was like a good funny thing until you're a part of it. So I remember I was so goddamn confident in that because I remember learning that waves come from the moon. The gravitational pull of the moon. Yeah, that sounds decently right. So he was going, he was going, ha, what an idiot. We were laughing at the other people's shit. The question comes up, what causes waves?

And I was like, I can't wait to see what this dumbass pull. It's like, whoever said something. He clicks the thing. It says, somebody put the moon, ha, ha, ha, ha. moon and they start cracking on me he spent more time on that shit i was everybody's like ha ha bro how are waves made hell if i know and that's the thing i want to say i talked about this on tiktok live i am sick and tired of everybody being like plane is so stupid how does he not know how atms work and roads work where did y'all go to school where did y'all learn this shit how am i supposed to

know how gas is going into my pump useless ass knowledge it is and so why do i get attacked on the internet because it's like it might be useless but if nine other people know it and you don't, it's kind of like, come on. But where did y'all learn that? Just life experience, being a human. But what life experience, what happened on a regular Tuesday where somebody was like, come on, come here. This is how gas works.

It just happens. Y'all weren't in any extracurricular activities to where your time was not spent? Oh, sorry we weren't skateboarding with the skater gang. What were you called? The turtle boys? Gutter gang. Gutter gang. Sorry we weren't gutter ganging it up with tails.

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Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. the description go give ship stations some love we love them now on to the rest of the episode and that's another thing because i have a question about a regular thing like regular life situation because i don't understand it and i was thinking about it the other day with you they're never regular with you i was looking at a pole outside a flagpole okay i don't think and this kind of contradicts my point from last week I don't think anything in the world can be truly straight what I don't think anything in the world could be truly straight like straight up and down a straight line I don't think anything in the world can like this I don't as straight as this this mic stand looks 100% straight I don't think so

But it is Because how That top right there a little crooked That's due to the Because we have a lot of pressure in the world Correct We have a lot of pressure on earth What the hell does that mean

We have pressure Enough pressure to keep every human down It's called gravity Exactly pressure Gravity Same thing Gravity is pressure Pressure is gravity Gravity is pressure pressure is gravity gravity

is not gravity is pressure you know then okay but it's synonymous synonyms it's not it's not okay we have a lot of gravity on the world that weighs us down keeps us here and level correct right don't you think with all that gravity everything is a little and the world's turned right it's curved the world's curved on a circle the world's a sphere sphere and circles i'm a i'm a fucking i'm trying to keep it i'm trying to keep it together the world is a sphere correct correct so that means we're already curved how can you judge anything in a straight line especially and humans all perceive life differently we all see things differently so how do i know that it's straight maybe my eyes are curved maybe the perception of light maybe we're on a heel how does that work i don't think anything can be truly straight and

there's no way to determine that if i had a ruler right right here right now right and i held it yeah it's perfectly straight no it's not it looks perfectly straight but how can anything be If I had a ruler. Right. Right here, right now. Right. And I held it? Yeah. It's perfectly straight. No, it's not. It looks perfectly straight. But how can anything be perfectly straight in a curved, gravity-filled world? Hey, you need to get on with Neil deGrasse Tyson, maybe? And talk about that a little bit?

Because what are you saying? A ruler is perfectly straight. No, I get it. Perception-wise. But I'm talking about to the truth. Reality-wise. No, I get it. Perception-wise. But I'm talking about to the truth. Reality-wise. Perception-wise. Perception is reality.

Stephen King. How can anything... That mini fridge is perfectly straight. Perfect straight. And there's so many dents in there. It looks like it got shot with an airsoft gun.

That's on its level. I'm talking about... Okay. No, but if this ground is not straight. The ground is perfectly straight. Put something down and I bet it will roll a little bit. No. No, but this ground is not straight. The ground is perfectly straight. No. Put something down, and I bet it will roll a little bit.

No, something that can roll. No, I'm saying like a dumbbell. Oh, but why is that? Okay, at the gym. At the gym. Right? You put a dumbbell on the ground at the gym. Where did it go?

Did it stay still? It rolled. But does the bar look straight? Did the bar on the dumbbell look straight? It's circular. I'm saying the bar is straight. Yes. It on the dumbbell look straight? It's circular. I'm saying. The bar is straight, yes. It can't be.

Because you think the ground, you thought before I rolled, did you think the ground was straight in that gym? I thought. Exactly. Maybe that one isn't. This one is. I'm saying, but there's no true way to test it. Unless you have some. You have a level.

They literally made a thing called a level. No. Oh, yeah, they do. I'm thinking deeper what are you looking at i'm trying to find something that'll not roll so you can shut up i'm talking about like there's no true way to test if something's straight because everything is perception of the world that we are in and the gravity that's a fact that is a fact no that is a fact this is what you're doing you're thinking of brain pop exactly you're like

i'm i'm ultra nostradamus proximus outstriang i think of the world and all its entities at once i'm i'm enlightened yeah i like to think hey it's flat and even you're standing on it flagpoles are straight a ruler straight no it's not a ruler is literally a piece of wood being put into a perfectly cut mold perfect 90 degree angles and it's there i can ruler is literally a piece of wood being put into a perfectly cut mold, perfect 90-degree angles, and it's there. I can prove to you that you're wrong. Go outside. This building that we record in is 350 feet tall.

It's a big building. Shut the hell up. That's different. You look at it from a distance, from a mile away. You look at this. You can see it. That's a straight up and down building. You go under the building and you look up.

That shit is tilted. Tell me it's not. It's not tilted. It's not tilted. I just looked at it today. No, that's because it's your high, it's the building going up.

First off, I think they actually do build skyscrapers with a very slight tilt. It's not fucking like that it would fall over. It's like degrees to it. But is it straight?

No. No. But the reason, you're saying is not helping your point. I bet if an ant were to look up at this mic stand, an ant, that has nothing to do with being shown. That's perception.

That's the height. Exactly. Exactly. This is my point. Perception is reality. But that's the height of it. I'm agreeing with you. They put very small tilts on buildings.

No, not on every. Why would you need to put a tilt in a ruler? It's 12 inches. And not on purpose. You can't tell. It's in a perfect mold. It's and not on purpose you can't tell because the world is curved to it's all perception everything is you're saying the world's curved like right there there's there's a drop where is the drop off there's no drop off how because it's sphere no i'm saying

but like who's standing on the side of the earth a couple weeks ago no one is on the side yes or no is the earth like son of a bitch yes or no earth like this yes oh my god your mind is simple it is simple we're in texas right we're in the united states right so we're on this side of the earth is somebody on this side of the earth china right or i don't know who's over here china a russian man an irish man somebody a filipino somebody over here right okay that means if they're on that side of the curved earth that's like this, we're not all like this. Somebody has to be over there. So somebody's standing up right now, but they're like that.

No. It has to be. Peyton, that's what I'm saying. The earth is so vast. So big. It's a big place. It's a big ball. Yeah, big ball. You might think we're standing like this. You might think we're standing like this. We are think we're standing like this.

We are not. We are standing straight, flat, due to gravity. I'm not saying somebody's going to fall. Why'd you get the basketball? I'm not saying somebody's going to fall. Why'd you get the ball? Because I'm going to use a point. Say this is their... I'm not saying...

I know what you're saying. I'm not saying somebody's going to fall off. I'm just saying somebody's on their side. Somebody has to have a headache. You know what I mean? Are you on your side right now? that's what i'm saying oh my god okay so say i'm on the u.s right i'm in the u.s you're the worst this is me in the u.s bam right here right the earth is turning we're going like this right and then somebody's in canada that's not where that would be nowhere near somebody's in nicaragua right here also not where that would be it's nowhere near somebody's in Nicaragua right here also not where that would be

somebody's in Europe there you go somebody's in Europe right on this side KSI is over here right and so we're both like

on different parts of the earth we're inside of it but we're on different sides and if it's rotating like this somebody has to be on their side and then somebody's up here somebody's straight up and down somebody's upside down

that's Antarctica so not really unless the scientists are there so you think the penguins are dizzy say the dizzy say you think we're on our how are you not understanding what gravity is i understand what gravity is it's keeping me down i'm not saying somebody's gonna fall over but if somebody was straight up on this side they would be on the ground no because say so like the america is right Hey, okay, let's do this. I don't get it.

Give me the same, the exact same explanation one more time. Do it one more time. Maybe I didn't hear you the first three. Think about it. If America's right here and someone's over here in Prague, say it again. Use your dumbass basketball one more time. Your nose is green. What is that? Your nose is green.

It's still green. It's green. No right here It's green. No, you know, I think you're bruised. I think you hurt yourself. I know this is green. Yeah Sort of God. Yeah, no, it's like scrunching in It's green Don't touch me. No, it's No, we're not like look at'm getting itchy. Look at your nose and scrunch. Oh, my God. I'm getting itchy.

What the fuck is happening? What is happening to me? Maybe it's because you're on your side. You're losing oxygen. Shut up. Hey, what do you know? Ball's not moving. That's weird.

I can make your balls move. Okay, enough of the sideways earth shit. You literally said something about you were afraid of being sick maybe 12 minutes ago. And you never went into it. We can never record at 9 a.m. What's it called, narcissism? What's it called when you're necrophilia? Be careful.

Necrophilia. No, it's not bad. What happened? I don't like that. I've never done that or never thought about it. So not necrophilia. Let's see what your fear of being sick. It's hypochondriac.

Hypochondriac. Fear of being sick. A hypochondriac is scared of water. Illness anxiety disorder. Fits right in for you. Look up hypochondriac. Hypochondriac. What are you saying? Hypochondriac. Google hypochondriac hypochondriac what are you saying hypochondriac google hypochondriac hypo if you do you have to touch my hypochondriac a person who

is abnormally anxious about their health exactly so hypochondriac hypochondriac i'm not a hypochondriac you are no you said my nose is green hold on don't touch me you said no no no don't touch me oh my god it is green and cancel the shoot no but hypochondriacs are like scared of like touching certain things if they get sick they're like just afraid of getting sick they always feel like they're getting sick right i'm not that i'm starting to get that way with food though i am having a hard time eating now because when i eat every time i eat something i'm like i like i have to examine like i'm i i have a fear that everything is undercooked or it's gonna make a bug you have been asking some weird like holy shit you have been doing this for like two weeks now yeah i've

noticed it but i didn't know it was that like i noticed you were asking a lot more questions than being because normally you're just like oh it's got grease you just throw it down your mouth oh double to triple xl fries but now it's like you just hit paul, RIP, and Paul Walker fell again. You're ruining the set. Anyway, you've been asking questions and a lot more noticing about your food. Yeah. It's like you're woke again. But it's not like I care about my health.

I just don't like getting sick. I hate being sick. I hate shitting and throwing up at the same time. A good sick is – I like a good sick. And it is detrimental if I were to get sick. You know what I mean? There's like – you can't. I think that's what it is. Probably. I think it's just if I were to get sick. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's like, you can't. I think that's what it is. Probably.

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How? Oh, but do I try? How? What have you ever done to try to help my anxiety? Your ear moved a lot and I didn't like that. So upon meeting you, I didn't immediately force you to go with other people? That's when you liked me. I love you now. That's when you were like, oh I get a cool black friend.

There's no way you just said that. There is absolutely no way. Thank you. I was like finally. I was like now I can see what it's like. You can teach me all the cool lingo. Oh, no, no, no. If anything, I got a black friend.

Not a cool one. You were a creature. You were a weirdo. You had the smallest TV I've ever seen. You had laser... My financial situation has nothing to do with me. You had laser chips all over your bedroom. Oh, it was bad. Yes or no, were you in my room every day under my bed getting my snacks and my mom got me no oh shit who had more snacks me or you me you're you are out of this world you

are out of this world i'm not even kidding i had way more snacks you had chips all you had was chips and jerky and you still eat the same shit almond joys and trail mix no one wants that i had elga i had trail mix i i i said that weird trail trail i had trail mix no one wants that i had elga i had trail mix i i said that weird trail trail i had trail mix no one wants that gushers you did not have gushers regularly just because you had it one time doesn't mean you had a regular fruit snacks i had ramen probably stole i had ramen that i could make without burning the damn apartment alive you know why i know i'm a cool a cool guy why because a cool what a cool guy okay why because why you were peeing just now guess who just hit me up again who love island did they really just hit

me up again they want you on that thing i'm not love island i can't i can't i can't do it he can't no this is perfect talking point you can't do it for this reason what you'd be like oh you're a cool girl and they'd be like hey it's not good for the camera you oh shit i'm being recorded you go i i can't i i want to do that so bad what i'm not gonna lie this might be messed up what i want you know those uncomfortable moments when we cry laughing like or i guess that's good you know when you like cry laughing yeah like that one time we went to mcdonald's and we tried to order food and we were literally dying laughing because we messed up on the words and we couldn't get out and i was like

just give me a number four whatever yeah i want to i want to cause that upon you in public in a serious situation so you want to make me publicly embarrassed and uncomfortable why you're evil does that not sound evil that does sound evil and it might be but it's like it's like a harsh uh it's like a training course it's like a training course. That's like, I want to take my friend that has mental illness. Okay. And put him in a situation that makes him uncomfortable. Go ahead and say that.

No, I'm not going to say that. But what I do want to do is find something that just tickles your laugh box. Don't make a joke. You said, tickles your laugh box, big time. And right when we're in the middle of a conversation, like say you're checking out or something. And I just spring that upon you. No, no. And you just go.

And then I go. And you're just like. No, if you make me that uncomfortable and I'm not ready for it, I will just leave wherever I am. I know you'll just leave. But that's the thing. I'm behind you, so I don't let you exit. Are you going to hold me? Yeah.

Every time you try to go, I just go and I bump you back. Just make sure I'm not wearing basketball shorts. Your mind, bro, it is one of a kind. It is one of a kind. It's unbelievable. We should do that for Patreon. We should do like an impractical Joker thing. Like you and Ryan are behind the screen. I get a mic and like an AirPod in and then I just like go out and then y'all tell me

I have to say certain things. Oh my God's glorious patreon that'd be funny that's so funny we should do that today no we shouldn't oh you need time you need time to yeah no what the hell was that what the hell was that I couldn't tell if I was itching or something you said yeah no in this stop touching yourself indistinct chatter what what indistinct chatter

you are you are cringing the piss out of me right now. Indistinct chatter. What is that? What is that? The coffee's finally hitting. What is that? Don't tell them to wait. Explain yourself.

Indistinct chatter. You ever watch Netflix? yes i watch netflix what the hell is that you watch it with subtitles on no watch my ears work yeah but it helps me follow the storyline better so watch netflix like a movie on netflix with subtitles. And anytime there's a big crowd scene, it always says, Indistinct Chatter. Why are you giving it an accent? Get off of me. I read it like that the other night.

Indistinct Chatter. And I started crying. Because there's so much Indistinct Chatter. What is wrong with you? Now, every time people watch Netflix or subtitles and they see that indistinct chatter, I'm going to start saying that in real life. Anytime you walk in, it's just loud. I'm going to be like, yo, that's indistinct chatter.

Ow! Stop. Anytime, like, I'm talking and somebody starts talking. Oh, no, no. Your face got gross. Did you just see your face? You went, oh, of course you didn't see your face. You literally went, anytime I start talking, you, like, got all nasty.

You turned into, like, an underworld version of yourself. Ew. Because in my brain, there's a lot of indistinct chatter. Bro, no. You turned creepy right there. You literally went like this. It's like when people think, you got like, like, oh my god. You're hypervent, you're crun-

Put your legs down. Your damn ass meat's hanging out. You're like a ratchet, mmm, mmm. What are you- They can see it oh I have crabs I thought you said I have crabs I was like damn it

I was gone for two minutes peeing and I come back with your like a corpse You bounce a little too, okay, that's what you did No, no Indistinct shot no one's gonna be able to Oh my god, that's what my biggest ex with you. Holy shit. Oh my god You scratch your face and i can hear it no matter how far i am you're like use some dip on my watch use some beard conditioner what happened what is that you're biting your knee did you used to do that no i used to slap the shit out my leg when i get mad at a

video game but it was too late i couldn't wake my parents up i'd be like i'd hit myself i'd be like no god smack myself hard as shit be like, no, gun. Smack myself hard as shit, just like that. Right on the outside of the knee. Did you ever give yourself hickeys on your arm to impress kids in school? You were so sad. You were so lonely. That's weird.

I wish I could have been. I mean, I would have been friends with you earlier. You don't mean it. I haven't done so in a minute. Stop. Don't leave once. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Don't leave one. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. And then homeboys would come and be like, damn. That's how a girl works. You were lame. You were so lame. I wanted to be alive. Don't have to fake it. Everyone's on their own timeline.

Breathe, bro. Catch your breath. Indistinct chatter. I ruined Netflix for so many people just now. It's not working. I can't get it. It's not like mine, is it? Bro, I can't.

Why are your legs wide open? Okay. Let's all relax. I had an epiphany the other day. Big words for Elmo today. Spell it. Epiphany? Mm-hmm. Spell it.

A-P-P? Nope. E-P-P? Nope. A-P? Nope. E-P? Yep.

E-P-I? I don't fully know how to spell it either, but I know it's not app. App-happiny. Yeah. That's not what brain works I'm a writer downer I can only think If my eyes are closed And I'm writing it down

At the same time You're like a Like a Like a Oracle Like people give you coins And you're just like Here's your fortune

What is wrong with you? I had an epiphany the other day About what? This isn't working. Laser tag. What? Are you 12? I still feel like it.

I mean, that's good. I'm just a big girl body. I used to want to get fat so bad. Now that my face got fat. It's not worth it. I used to want to be large that's never been a wish of yours like i just because there's no no no. We can't go past this. Did you just say your pants are literally, the waistband is inward and you were just rubbing.

The waistband is inward. So you're choking yourself and you're rubbing. Did you just confess that you used to want to be chubby? No, fat. I didn't want to be chubby. I wanted to be big. Why? Like, I wanted to be on a Jenny Craig commercial and then have a before and after.

Because there was always a point in my life where I never thought I could gain weight. Like, nothing. Like, I could see my ribs and my chest. Oh, now it's sad. And then everybody would be like, Cricket. Be like, you look like the cinnamon man from the cereal. Oh, I'm on for Applejack? Yeah, they said I look like that. It's really hurtful things.

And so I'd be like, I want to get fat. And when I was this age, I was like, I want to be fat by the time I'm like 25, 30. And I was just morbid. But, okay, there's a difference between putting on healthy Healthy good weight And being morbidly obese I wanted to be morbid But laser tag So I realized

There was always This one point Of laser tag When I started Going to birthdays Towards the The tail end Of the birthdays

At like main event We'd go laser tag With the boys Stop winking at me Doing a little Mountain dew Mountain dew Mountain dew

And boy tongue And a little No boy tongue. No boy tongue. A little Mountain Dew, back bathroom stall, boy tongue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you talk about your crushes and stuff and the point of play football. And so I realized at the tail end, I started to get really bad. At Major Tech?

Yeah, I was like not winning or I wasn't even like top five. I probably sucked. Into the leaderboard. And I thought so. I was like, maybe I just suck now. Like, I can't, I'm not good in the army. I'll never be a cadet. Then I realized everybody cheated once they got older.

Everybody got the memo. Everybody got the email. They were CC'd. They were BBC'd on the thing. BCC'd. Holy shit. I think you're only allowed to drink water from now on. We're never going to record early again, and you can only drink water.

They were BBC'd. I said that as an accident. BCC. There you go. On this email, everybody got the flyer, the invite in the mail. Why do I feel like you're looking at me so intensely? You're doing this thing. Stop it.

You're looking at me more. You're like staring at my soul. I can't tell if you're mad. Why would I be mad? I don't know, but it's scary. So, I realized a lot of people, y'all were cheating in laser tag at our older years.

How are they cheating? You're doing some weird shit to me right now. It's like your eye, I don't know, I doing some weird shit to me right now. You're looking. It's like your eye. I don't know. I don't like this. Your eye is like glossed over. You're still crying and like looking at me. I don't.

I don't. This is. It's like a weird pet thing. Like a dog. Like Ruby when she's hungry. You kiss Ruby in the mouth. You kiss me in the mouth? I don't kiss Ruby in the mouth.

And I don't kiss you in the mouth. I don't expose you on this podcast. I kiss my dog in the mouth. On the mouth. On her little, like, right there. When it's closed. You let her lick your teeth. I've seen it.

You're like, damn, Ruby, I got brisket here. I know. I go, you can get that for me. She's like, hell no. You do? No. Hell no. Oh!

Oh! Clifford, Clifford, Clifford, please. Please, Clifford, please let that be in the Discord oh my god watch party please oh my god right now i need at least six different versions somebody edit it oh my god that's better than anyone i've ever had my kids are gonna have a hard time in school yes that jif is just gonna go back and forth to that oh my god you pissed me off gif j GIF. We're not doing this again. GIF. Sure. But you do grab her sound. G-I-F.

Do you not grab her sound and put it in your mouth? No. I fake that. Because when she licks too much, I go, okay, my turn. And I fake it. I don't actually... Oh, damn it. I did it too.

You f***ing set me up. But... Kids and laser... Yeah, cheating and laser tech. They would go like this. And they would just block the sensors. See, you knew it. I didn't do it.

Yes, you did. I was an absolute cadetet you would paint your face in laser i literally thought i was chris kyle when i was inside that arena r.i.p r.i.p chris kyle great movie a great movie you know a lot of females are attracted to him not chris kyle but the uh bradley cooper bradley cooper is that surprising do you think he's a good looking man yes i think he's a good looking guy but like i didn't i didn't know he had that guy. But I didn't know he had that much pull. I didn't know he had that much... He's Bradley Cooper. I didn't know he had that much work.

Okay, so let's rank these three actors. On looks? On looks. Easy. I'll give you a solid list. Robert Downey Jr. Okay. RDJ, Bradley Cooper.

No, no. Okay. Robert Downey Jr. What's a dude from La La Land? And from Barbie? Ryan Gosling. No, no. Okay. Robert Downey Jr. What's the dude from La La Land and from Barbie? Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling. And who's the ones that guys love? What's his name?

What's his name? The attractive white dude. Deadpool. What's his name? Ryan Reynolds? Ryan Reynolds. That's a kind of weird list. Strictly attraction?

Yeah. Like looks, not personality. list. Strictly attraction? Yeah. Like, looks. Not personality. Looks. Looks. No, you can add personality in there. Add personality. The full package.

Like, who would you date? Are we? So it's us. Yeah. Not from females. No, you. Who would you date? I like me a smart man.

I like me a smart man, too. RDJ is going to be at the top. RDJ. He's funny. RDJ is funny. Smart. He gives silver fox vibes. I thought we were moving on. RDJ will go top you're tripping i mean like personality personality give me rdj strictly looks i'd go

gosling rdj rdj reynolds personality included i'm going rdj reynolds gosling okay yeah i do i do the same i'm a big guy i'm. Me. I feel like Ryan got... You'd be at fourth on both lists. You literally were in shock. You went... The You Should Know Podcast. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Manscaped!

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I doubt 99% of the internet thinks I'm a genius. I bet 50% of them think you're a genius. Thank you. And 50% are wrong. I haven't read those comments. They're absolutely wrong. But I have a couple IQ questions for you. IQ test?

Yes, not the shape ones. Okay. Just word problems. Not necessarily math. Some might be math. Okay. We know you're not good at that. But some are just going to be some IQ ones.

I don't want to do an IQ test. You have to. We're going to do it right now. You're just going to give be some IQ ones. I don't want to do an IQ test. You have to. We're going to do it right now. You're just going to give it your best shot. You're already sweating. You're already itching your nose. It doesn't itch. Just calm down.

Without further ado, if two people eat two slices of pizza in two minutes, how many people will it take to eat 18 pieces of pizza? Slow down. Why are you doing all that? What do you mean? Lower it. If lower it. Lower it. Calm. If two people eat two slices of pizza. That's four pizzas. Two pizzas. In two minutes. Two slices of pizzas. So two people ate two slices of pizza in two minutes. So that's one slice a minute. Okay.

How many people will it take to eat 18 pieces of pizza in six minutes? What the f- Wait, that's long algebra. You immediately went- Wait, let me pull out my calculator. This is going to do nothing for me. Absolutely nothing. So, two, 18. Two people, two pieces.

Two people ate two pieces in one minute. In two minutes. Two people, two pizzas, one minute. Yeah, I would In two minutes. Two people, two pizzas, one minute. Yeah, I would love to know what you're doing right now. What are you doing? Your calculator says zero. It literally is just a blank calculator. It's a blank.

You do not need a white. I do, I do. I swear to God, I do. God. All right, here we go. People love this shit, don't they? Love seeing the kid that has elements. What kid?

What kid? The kid that has Elmets What kid? Kid that has elmets Stupid kid Okay Two people Alright so Here we go We're looking at Payton's Mathology Two people

Two people Two people Eat two pieces Eat two pieces Eat two Eat two slices of pizza Okay In two minutes

You don't need to make a pepperoni. Two minutes. Okay. How many people will it take? So you're looking for the people. Okay. So X is the people. So draw a person.

No, I'll do a math problem. Draw a person. Shut up. And put a question mark by it. Okay. So we're trying to figure out how many people. How many people. That's the worst looking.

That person's literally doing a split. That's a cheerleader. That is an absolute cheerleader at the top of a stunt how many people will it take to eat 18 slices of pizza so draw a pizza no no no don't tell me what to do to solve my problem you are not drawing 18 pieces no i refuse i'm not i'm not look so x is what we're looking for equals x and so 18 people 18 slices of If you listen to me, I'll guide you to the golden land. Okay, 18. In six minutes. Okay.

You're so lost. Three. No. Wait. Ooh, six times three is 18. Wait, what was the variable? Six people? How many slices?

18. Relax. Step one, breathe. 18 pizzas in six minutes. Six minutes. How many people does it take to eat? Six, 12, 18. Three people.

Three equals X. Wait. These have always made me hard. No. What? These have always been hard to me. Okay. Speak!

There's nothing for me to speak. You have it all right there. Work. So 18 people. We're looking for X, right? Yes. X is people. How many people does it take to eat 18 slices of pizza in 6 minutes?

I did it backwards. As I was telling you. Equals 18. Equals 18. X. X divided by 6. The slouch. So you times that to get it over here, times 6.

No. You're on to something. What's 18 times 6? 18 times 6 would be 108. 108. 108 equals x. 108 people. Takes 108 people. It takes 108 people. It takes a

small army. It takes two squadrons to eat 18 pieces of pizza in six minutes. What's the answer? Six people. The fuck did I just say? Wait, I thought you said six was the thing. It takes six people, six minutes to eat 18 pieces of pizza. Two minutes for two people.

Six minutes for 18 people. 18 pieces of pizza six minutes six people another one do another jesus christ yo how the hell do y'all learn that you know what we're gonna do no we're gonna a little easier yeah a little easier okay because there's no shot i was gonna get that without guessing all right here we go okay what's the odd one out? Which one doesn't belong? Me. Blue, brown, orange, yellow. Blue, brown, orange, yellow. What's the question?

Which is the wrong one? Which is the odd one out? Which one doesn't belong in that group? Blue, brown, orange, yellow. Blue. Brown. Orange. Orange. the odd one out which one doesn't belong in that group blue brown orange yellow blue brown orange orange yellow no it's not syllables not syllables that's a good that's a decent thought process are there color groups i don't know the color groups one's not on the Brown. Hey! Boom! Let's go! Good shit. Thank you. Okay, next one. Delilah, Rose... Oh, are you giddy right now? He said...

Delilah, Rose, Oak, and Tulip. Which is the wrong one out? What? Odd one out. Delilah, Oak, Rose, Tulip. Delilah, Rose, Oak, Tulip. Oak. Because it's wood., Tulip. Oak. Because it's wood.

Yes, sir. Okay. So you're good at the odd one out. Yeah, good at those. Because I've been the odd one out my whole life. So yeah, good at those. Here we go. I have absolutely no faith in you for this one.

And that's sad. And I see the slouch. What is the next corresponding number? Oh, okay. I have my whiteboard. Okay. 1. 2.

8. Whoa. 27. Blank. You're looking for that. You're looking for the fourth. So this is a difference of 7. This is a difference of 9, 10, 11, 12.

What's the difference? I don't know. Make it faster. 11. 12. 19. 19. 19. What's the difference? I don't know. Make it faster. 11? 12? 19. 19. 19.

What number is that? 7. It's your own writing. And the difference between 7 and... Your 19 looks like a crab. It looks like a literal creature. Like a monster. 19 minus 7 is 12.

Plus 12. 19 plus 12 is... 31 31 let me figure it out 31 you are writing so crooked 31 answer 64 the answer 64 you have i have no faith in so we're going to go back to the word problems. Okay, this is... Last one. This will be the last one. This is simple. Okay. Oh, this is the last one?

Yeah. Here we go. Last one. Okay. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth... Who the... His parents... Vanya's a guy? Vanya's a guy?

Be careful. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into the bank as he is old. Okay? Okay. Now there are 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vanya? So C equals A.

What the hell is C equals A? Coins equal age. I'm going to let you. Yeah, you do it however you need to. Coins equals age. And he's how old? That's what you're trying to figure out. How many coins?

21. 21 coins. Correct. He's 21. They put a coin in for how old he is. Oh, but there's coins are collected. Oh, collection. One.

I can't do this forever. Why are you drawing the coins? I just added an L to the word draw. Because look, for one birthday, he got one coin. Just put one. Two birthdays, three. Oh, look. One, two, three, four, five, six.

All the way to 21, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, that's 81, 18, 19, 20, 21, right? So 3, no, that's hard. Hold on. You can use your calculator. Calculator, I'll use my calculator. Okay. Mm-hmm. So, alright. Hurry.

So one, okay. You got it. Stop! Don't mess up. The illustration made it so much easier. So that would be three coins. I don't get how I figured that out. Wait.

No. I don't understand how you... I'm doing it for you. I don't understand how you figure it out. Or what you... I can only do it the long way. I can only do it the long way. Is what you're wanting to do add all those numbers? Is that what you're wanting to do?

Yeah. No. Now you said that. One plus two plus three plus four plus five plus 6 plus 7 plus 8 plus 9 plus 10 plus 11 plus 12 plus 13 plus 14 plus 15 plus 16 plus 17. So bad. Plus 18 plus 19 plus 20 plus 21. Here's 231 coins. Okay.

You want to know the answer? What? Six. What? Were they quarters well i don't understand that coins he said he was 21 years old for every christmas since vanya's birth his parents deposit as many coins into his bank as he is old. There are now 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vanya?

He said 21 Christmases in 6 years? I don't know what religion that is. That sounds expensive. I don't understand. I genuinely don't get it. No! I heard that. Bro.

You're kidding. I swear to God I don't get it. Peyton. Look at me. Don't blink. And focus as hard as you've ever focused. Okay. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth,

his parents deposit as many coins into his bank as he is old. So one birth, he had one coin. Correct. Two birthdays, two coins. There you go. There are now 21 coins in the bank. He had 21 births, 21 Christmases. No.

What the f***? I'm so confused. No, time out. Genuinely. Where's the six coming from? You said he was 21 years old. No. He's now 21 years old. No. He's now 21 years old.

Is that not what you said? Yes or no? Shut your mouth. Bro. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. For every Christmas.

Right. I'm here. Since Vanya's birth. Yeah. His parents deposit as many coins into his bank account as he is old. There are now 21 coins. Is he on a leap year or something? I don't get it.

I genuinely am not understanding this. I am baffled. So wait, He has 21 coins He gets a coin for every Christmas Our carpet stinks Every time I go down there to laugh Oh my god Bro you're literally making me

Like melt in laughter He's had so 21 birthdays Oh shut up Do you understand it? Yes Explain it to me No you're gonna get this bro He's had, so 21 birthdays. Oh, shut up. Shut up. Do you understand it? Yes. Explain it to me. No, you're going to get this, bro. Where'd you get crackers from?

Listen, maybe if you chew, it'll secrete knowledge. Here we go. Oh my God, this is actually hilarious. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into his bank account as he is old.

Now there are 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vaughn? Oh! Six times three. What? There's six coins.

Are you deaf? Are you deaf, bro? You are deaf. You're closing your... Payton, don't even look at me. Stare straight down. Focus as if your life is on the line. I feel like I'm in seventh grade all over again.

For every Christmas. Do we need to change his name? Do you need a different name? Just don't say his name. For every Christmas since Troy's birth. Say Payton. For every Christmas since Payton's birth. Okay.

His parents deposit as many coins into his bank as he is old. So for my first birthday, they put one coin in there. Correct. For my second birthday, they put two coins in there. Correct. So I'm here so far. Okay. Now there are 21 coins into his bank as he is old. So for my first birthday, they put one coin in there. Correct. For my second birthday, they put two coins in there. Correct. So I'm here so far. Okay. Now there are 21 coins in the bank.

How old is Peyton? That's where I was doing the math problem. Okay. So I'm saying if there's six coins, there would have to be six times three is 21, six, 18, 21. Seven. What?

Seven. Ow. I think my appendix is bursting. Ow. Oh, f***. I'm genuinely not having fun. Payton. Bro.

Okay. Can you do something for me? Can you do something for me? Delete all information in your brain. Everything. Forget the number six. Forget 21. Forget forget it all all right forget christmas doesn't matter okay let's do the all right what is it this is literally draining your energy for every christmas since Vanya's birth.

You said forget it. You're starting from scratch. Like, clear your board. Clear your board. Grab, no, grab the board, the physical board. Clear it, make it blank. So crooked.

Clear it. Use whatever you need to do. Draw whatever you need to draw. For every Christmas since Vanya's birth, his parents deposit as many coins into the bank as he is old. Now there are 21 coins in the bank. How old is Vanya?

Four, five, right? So that'd be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, forty, fifteen. So, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. So by the time he's 5, he has 15. So by the time you're 10, you have 30. By the time you're 20, you have 45. Plus 1. 46 coins.

How old is Vanya's 46 years old? Peyton, it's getting bad. Wait. Wait. 21. He's 21. Peyton, you're so close. You're so close to glory.

Not the answer. Not your answer. I'm not having fun no more. I want to close to glory. Not the answer. Not your answer. I'm not having fun no more. I want to play this game. Dude, draw six. Give him six for his sixth birthday. Yeah, walk me through it. Give him six.

Draw the six. Six. One, two, three, four, five, six. Count all those coins. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21. How old is Vanya? 6.

Correct. I don't get it. You just did it. Huh? He gets a coin for how old he is every year. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. Oh, that was easier than I thought. Holy. So I was close.

You stopped me from my illustration earlier. Your first answer was 231. What is he, in the biblical days? 231? Then your next answer was he was 21. Then he said he was 46. I want to help people. Buddy.

Buddy, I don't think you should help people. Kim, drop the beat. Dr. P, Dr. P, Dr. P, Dr. P, Dr. P. Dr. P. Cam, what do we got? All right, Dr. P. Cameron, what do we got? All right, Dr. P. There's quite many submissions, but I'll just pick the first random. Are you ready?

I am ready. Dear Dr. P. Hello. I need help. Why is that funny? You laugh at your patients? Try again. Dear Dr. P.

Hello. I need help. Hello. A lot of help. I've been with this guy for about two months. Me and him have dated three times, including this last date. And they've all been great. But I just can't see a future with him anymore.

And I'm starting to like another guy, but I don't know how to leave this guy. I feel like if I don't leave now, I will miss opportunities with the other guy that I like more or with someone better. How do I fix my relationship or leave him with no hard feelings? First of all, they've been dating for two months. They're going on two dates? Three. Three dates. You don't even know this guy.

Who gives a shit? What are you talking about? Two months? Are you nuts? What the what are you talking about two months are you nuts the hell you talking about piss off next one no but i'm just saying like tell them be honest you two months hey bro i don't even know you like that yeah see you be nice be like hey had a fun run it's just like i'm not working out for me right now uh i'm sorry if this is abrupt be honest communicate well two months then she has he or she has to be like 15 okay next no way

next one here we go two months oh this is a this is a better one the title is should i become a stepdad here we go i'm a freshman in college and and I've been talking... No! And I've been... No, God, no. I'm a freshman in college, and I've been talking to this girl for a while, and I like her, and she likes me, but the only thing is, she has a son

who's almost one years old. A year old. So I'm wondering, should I do it, because, like, financially, I could afford to help out with a kid, but at the same time, I'm kind of young, but I'm in college, but I really should I do it because like financially I could afford to help out with a kid but at the same time I'm kind of young

but I really want to do it if you're making enough money in college to support a human what are you doing he's definitely on 4x heavy what happened to 4x people

fell off they said this is a pyramid I'm out of here I remember people trying to recruit me in the things and I was just like I said no I'm good of here I remember people trying to recruit me in a thing and I was just like

I said I'm good pyramid scheme and they're like no trust me I was like dude it's the best come on and then those meetings

they would have and they would be like Tommy got rich yeah and they're all wearing suits okay help this guy should he become a stepfather

at the mere age of 19 he's 19 that's how old he is I'm assuming he's a freshman in college oh my god no At the mere age of 19. There's 19. That's how old he is? Assuming he's a freshman in college. Oh, my God. No. No.

I would say even steer clear of relationships at that point. 19? Bro, I'm going to take it outside of you. People are trying to grow up way too quick. That's one thing I've learned. I do not want to grow up quick. Facts. When I was a teenager, like a little kid, like 14, 15, I was like, I want i want to be an adult i want to grow up i want to be able to drive cars and do my own

thing no you don't and and and now like enjoy that shit for as long as you can like we're in the age of like 20 early 20s mid 20s of like people think oh 30s coming up i gotta be right it's like no you don't like 30s young hell young like think like until you don't. Like, you're young. You're still hella young. Like, think, like, until you're 60. Like, when you're 60, you're living your life that you've already lived double. Look at how long you've been alive. Like, that is nuts. You are young as shit. Be young.

It is okay to be young. That's when you're supposed to have fun. Make mistakes. Try shit. You're learning yourself still. And you're going to try to mold a human? That's not yours. That's not yours it's

not yours which is fine being a step parent that's fine but enjoy your youth you know what i mean you can love this i mean if you absolutely you don't even know what love is you're 19 like you might like special occasions you might but like relax i would say relax if you're having if you're having questions about should i you shouldn't if there it should be an overwhelming feeling of like this kid i love this kid i love this girl i have no doubt in my mind that's when you should do it if you're submitting questions to dr p no you you know you shouldn't i feel that you know what we're gonna give him a third one it's gonna be an extendo clip special for Dr. P. They love Dr. P. Here we go. Dr. P. Hello.

I need help. They keep saying that as well. I've liked this guy for over three years, and we've been best friends for even longer. Here we go. And I keep being told I need to tell him how I feel, what do you think I should do, and if you think I should,

how should I tell him without ruining our friendship? Here's some sticky waters. Here's the Louisiana swamps. Dr. P., I'm for this one i wish i wish we could talk to these people known him even longer they've been best friends for even longer than three years but she's had feelings for him for uh over a thousand days i'm not gonna lie yikes unless this guy is tone deaf he has to have some kind of he has to have a little inkling has to be some kind of knowledge and in no time in that three years has he not made suggestive comments i don't know if this man is a is a is a heterosexual male and y'all been friends for that long and he has probably not made an advance towards you

or made a little slight flirt, he's probably not into you. Like, me giving you the suggestion of a flirt, he's probably not into you. Because I've known Liv for eight, six, seven years. Never once made a suggestive, like, flirt. She's always not. I've never liked her. I've always known she's always not i've never liked her i've always

known she's never liked me and there's never even been that question you know what i mean so like that's you'll know kind on that path yeah you'll know that this person i'm saying but if it's getting to the point where it's starting to like you want to tell them and your other friends she's saying she's being told that she needs to tell them exactly so i'm i'm all on the side of just expressing and communicating yeah get it off your chest but you have to be prepared that you might ruin the friendship and that's tough and that is tough but if y'all are both mature hopefully that doesn't happen you can tell him your truth if he doesn't agree with it the ball is now back in your court and if you just keep

trucking along like if it's too hard for you whatever maybe yeah she might have to leave but if it's like damn i tried still love his friendship because it might get too hard for her anyway because that guy gets a girlfriend right oh yeah kissing up on her grabbing that that culo okay like you know what i mean oh and so and you see that and you're starting to act weird and you start to get funny and then you're going to cause problems in that relationship. I'd say just be honest. Tell them.

And you might get lucky. But either way, the friendship's getting murky because you're getting feelings, which is fine, but I feel like you have to communicate that. Or just completely, if you have that function in you to lose feelings,

do that. If you're not going to communicate. But you have to do one of them. You've got to lose feelings to communicate. You can't stay in that gray area. Dr. P if you're not going to communicate but you have to do one of them you got to lose feelings to communicate you can't you can't stay in that gray area dr p you're saving lives again of course 19 i want to be can we get this out of here all right right, you beautiful, sexy sons of guns. Thank you so much for coming back to episode 102. The fact that it took him so damn long to figure out that Vanya was sick.

Stop making out with the shirt version of me in an incredible suit. And there's the spit on the rug. That's why our carpet absolutely stinks. So much spit, and it's all gray and tinted. That is disgusting. Anyway, thank you so much. Come back, episode 102, Austin, Texas. We will see you in four days.

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