You Should Know Podcast - BEST FRIENDS KISS ON CAMERA! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

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I used to chew on my finger to see how far I could get. I went a calendar month without bathing. I used to habitually dial 911 as a kid just so they could show up to the house and see what would happen. Did you kiss right here when you practiced? Did you put your tongue in? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going to cuddle me? Yeah, I think we should.

Uh-huh. The You Should Know Podcast. We're back fresh off of a live show. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to The You Should Know Podcast, episode 67. Round of applause, please. Oh, we have the claps all the way on the other side of the studio. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

Hey everybody, welcome back to the Ushino Podcast, episode 67. I know I just said refresh off a live show. Breaking the fourth wall for a minute hasn't happened yet when we're recording this. I know a lot of you watching this are just getting back from your lovely trip in dallas and southside musical and pm lounge and just watched us perform i hope we did great it hasn't happened yet since we are recording on the week of the live show we have to double stack episodes so this is being recorded the wednesday after episode was recorded. So the live show hasn't happened. For us, it's happening in two days, three days.

So we're still a lot of energy in the studio. We're very excited. Next week, you will get a recap of the live show for all the people that missed it. We are so excited. Thank you to everybody that came out. We'll give more thank yous next week. But if you're new here, if you haven't already,

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Be patient. Follow us on Instagram at PSH8, at CamKennedy22, and at YouShouldKnowPodcast. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode and at YouShouldKnowPodcast. We love you. Now on to the rest of the episode. The You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio! Yeah, Cam. What is that?

No, it's like a, it's a damn, what's it, finger traps? Look, it's Pey damn... What's it? Finger traps? Nope. Look. It's Peyton. It's Cam. It's Cam. It's Peyton. No Hayden. No to Peyton.

We're farting and charting. We are charting. Put your hands up and get ready to make this bitch shake. That was actually... That was pretty good. That was weird, but... Cam. How you doing Bubba

Don't care I got a question for you That's Okay That's interesting You're dressed like me today Bubba You're in all black I am

I am dressed like a druid I don't know what I mean You actually have more white than me Yeah Well Except skin Yeah

But you got white socks White shoes It's a white party Ha Hey uh For everyone that watched the live show So sorry that I tripped and fell and threw up on all. I'm absolutely kidding.

We have another live show yet. He looks like a colonial man from the 16th century. Back when I wrote the Constitution. Right. Oh, man. Oh, my God. No, seriously. Take the little, like, fuzzies off the top, and that is legit, like, what they wore in the court.

Like, the judicial. The judicial. The judicial. Oh, one more time. One more time. If I don't get it, it's over. Fuzzy's off the top and that is legit like what they wore in the court like the jujitsu the jujitsu the judicious Oh one more time one more time if I don't get it. It's over the judicial system Uh-huh would put that on why why the hell did they do that? Can we actually talk about that? Why did they put them wigs on I think it was a it was a wig no 100% was but I think it's the same way purpose does it it say it's like a uniform I assume my people put on a coat not fake hair

that's for your ancestors yeah that is that's a question for them yeah I don't know why they did it and I don't like it it actually pisses me off it does it does make me rash

have you ever got a weird rash and you didn't know where it came from I had a staff in the 10th grade what staff you want to see a picture? No. Oh, is that when you get stabbed by a needle? No. So basically we left for, it was either Thanksgiving

or Christmas break in high school and they didn't spray down our locker room. Oh. No, no, no. They sprayed ours, but they didn't spray down footballs. Of all locker rooms to miss. Yeah, the dirtiest one. Of all locker rooms to miss. You missed the one with 80 people, the sweatbags just running around, no offense to any football players. Yeah, you're sweating one. Of all locker rooms to miss. You missed the one with 80 people, the sweatbags just running around, no offense to any football players.

Yeah, you're sweaty nasty freaks. We come back, right? Yeah. Ours is sprayed down. I'm a clean boy. Yeah. I have one of the only, like, four on the basketball team that showered every day. Okay.

Okay? Yeah. Out of nowhere, rash. I think it's a regular rash. Right here on the crease of my arm. Oh, bad spot spot it's a vulnerable position like you know yeah very vulnerable so it keeps getting worse and worse and then it gets redder and redder and i'm like what the hell is this i go into the doctor sir you got staff i go

see you're wrong because i don't and i'm clean i bathe often i used to take showers when i was bored that's how i mean i i'm dirty let's go bathe it was staff used to take showers when I was bored. I don't. That's how, I mean, I'm dirty. Let's go bathe. It was staff, bro. And I have two pictures on my phone to this day from years back that literally, I have the picture when it was like infected. Ooh. It literally was like crusted. Oh, Cam, Cam, Cam.

Just listen. It was like crusted yellow. Cam. There was like little yellow diamond shards. Cameron. And then, that's when it wasn't painful. This is the worst part. When it got inflamed.

Oh my god Imagine this Whole area Okay Audio listeners Audio listeners It's in the crease of my elbow Yeah

Okay Imagine this whole area Yeah Open sores bleeding Did you sue? No it's bad Why didn't you sue? It was really bad

I had to wrap it up I had to play basketball like this For like a couple weeks Oh my god Like I couldn't really move my arm Oh my god Why didn't you sue? I couldn't really move my arm. Oh my God. Why didn't you sue?

I couldn't. Why? Don't know. You could have. Did you know how to sue when you were 15? Your family. They didn't want to. I guess they didn't love me that much.

I'm just kidding. Let's talk about last week, right? Let's talk about last week. First of all, majority of our audience are idiots. I'm just kidding. No, they're logical. And thank you, actually. Because they didn't agree with me on the police debate we're not going to go back to it there's nothing to agree with you're wrong but i was editing it back right and i was nervous to put

it out because it seemed like we hate each other no i don't think i've ever had that much vantage in my neck i was like because when i was arguing i felt like i was having fun oh i was having a great time but when i was arguing yes and that's I was having fun. Oh, I was having a great time. We were both arguers at deep speed. Yes, and that's how we show love to each other. We compete mentally. Stop. I often win.

Never. It's fine. You're just loud. I just win. But I was watching it back, and I was like, it's not looking like we're having fun. It looks like we're being really angry at each other. And so I was nervous to put it out. So I have a request for this episode.

I have a challenge for this episode. Watch your mouth. We're going to argue again? No. We're going to lose again? No. Complete opposite. For the remainder of this episode,

we have to agree with everything each other says and go along with each other. We're going to see how long we can go. That's physically impossible. Damn! You know it is. It's a team building exercise. Right?

Shake my hand and say you'll try. Thou art the hell never. Shake my hand and say you'll try. I'll... I'm not saying I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna say I'm gonna try. Okay. Alright. Alright. We just shook hands. Alright, Cam, have you ever thought about cuddling with me? Right, Cam?

You ever thought a good... You ever thought what a cuddle with me would be like yeah you ever just thought like maybe he would rest well on my breastplate my foot's twitching cam i think we should try it oh you're not gonna cuddle me You are not gonna cuddle me Yeah, I think we should Uh-huh Yeah, that's nice, huh? Yeah, you ever thought about this? Get your hand off What'd you say?

Get your hand off Your... Your brillo pad of beard hair Was rubbing my forehead. But yeah, cuddling would be fun. It'd be alright. It'd be a hell of a time. Now, if something were to happen to me and you were the only person I could call...

I don't like this. I don't like the way it's starting. And I needed help bathing. I can't do this too much longer. Would you sponge my back? If I couldn't do it, would you sponge my back if i couldn't do it would you sponge my back you are a man of devious intent you're gonna ask me to agree with everything you say and immediately go into two bullshit statements am i gonna cuddle you and sponge your skinny, frail, long-ass, little hamburger meat lower L3 back. Cameron, Cameron, practice.

Okay, say I got in, God forbid, a devious accident. Okay. I didn't have control of my appendages for a little bit. Okay. And I needed help bathing. I'd be there for you. You would wipe my crack. Oh, okay.

You would sponge my crack. You moved down. You went further south. I have to sponge my crack. I don't do well wiping i would and i couldn't wipe i would have oh uh no that would be the in-home nurse or your mom they would definitely be there no say they could no they would though they ran out of gas see you've been saying a lot of things i'm gonna throw my uh factors in there your mom would be there. She'd be the one wiping your ass. The most I could give you in a respectful, loving way, I would take a sponge at the top of your neck, and I would squeeze it to where the water can roll down old Dingleberry Lane.

Where would you look at me if you were bathing? I'd be looking at your ceiling. I would literally be like this. Oh, that's his back. You go, hey, they didn't get it. Hey, they didn't get this spot. I go, whoop, we'll try again. Dump it in water. water cam it's not working kim my ass is still dirty and i'd go yep have a good bath

i'm getting out of here so how would you know you're getting the spots if you don't look i wouldn't i wouldn't i it's all it's communication okay you're a man of communication say i turned into uh beauty and the beast right and i was cinderella I turned into Beauty and the Beast, right? And I was Cinderella. And I was sleep. And the only way to wake him... That's not Beauty and the Beast. That's Belle. That's literally...

Cinderella... I've never seen those movies. I've never seen any of the originals. But what's the name of Cinderella's movie? Beauty and the Beast. Cinderella! It's literally her name. It's her name.

Beauty and the Beast is Belle. Okay, which one's fell asleep? That'd be Snow White. You have a triage of... That's such a good word. That's not the right word. A trio of princesses mixed up in your brain. Okay, say I was Belle.

Okay. And I fell asleep. Snow White. Okay. Snow White, there you go. Say I was Snow White, right? Am I one of the dwarves? No.

And I fell asleep. And I couldn't wake up without a kiss. Would you want me to wake up? I'd let you get a great sleep. A great slumber. You'd be so well rested. You'd be so rested, buddy. Hey, and then I'd find someone to come kiss you.

Would you bear my children? What is happening? Would I bear? You want me to be a surrogate for your children? Can we stop this? Yeah, sorry. It was just an exercise. Oh, my God.

It was just an exercise. That was hard. That was a hard exercise. It was. Well. Since the live show already happened, we did great. I hope. I really hope so.

Hey, speaking to existence. Honestly, we did great. I'm excited nerves. That's where I'm at. I hope. I really hope so. Hey, speaking to existence. Speaking to existence. Honestly, we did great. I'm excited nerves. That's where I'm at. Me too. No, the best way I described it the other day to, I think it was Ryan. Yes. I was talking to Ryan, and I was like, he was just giving us good words of encouragement.

You know, he's a brother of us and whatnot, so he was just saying, hey, y'all are going to kill it. Don't even think. Everybody's there for y'all. It's going to be amazing. And I was like, bro, it's not nerves of me messing up it's just like it's the build-up yeah like it's been we've known this show has been confirmed for over like six seven weeks yeah and then we knew about it we knew about it we finally got to release it like five weeks ago or no we released

about two months ago yeah way before wait yeah never mind we know that for a while that's like 90 days yeah a while three day two days away recording this right now so it's definitely to piggyback off you it's definitely just those nerves of like and i this is what i told danny ryan's brother i was like bro it's all in the first like seven minutes it's as soon as coming out there hearing the cheers like that'll be fantastic that'll get you loose but then like once we get started and just hit those first couple lines yeah and if it go it's if it's received well yeah then it's like i'm literally gonna feel like i'm on top of a mountain like i can't be shoved off i can't mess up i think my one of my favorite parts is one of the middle segments one of the middle segments is my is going to be my favorite parts is one of the middle segments. Drink, Steve. One of the middle segments is going to be my favorite part to see how the crowd reacts. But I think as patented right there.

God. So would you spoon me like that? Only if I was a little spoon. Damn it. I hate being big spoon. I know. Me too. I try to make Liv do it all the time.

She's like, shut up. No. I love being the little spoon. It's because we're so big. Yeah. It's a fantastic feeling. It makes you so big. Yeah, it's it's a fantastic feeling what makes you secure but my

Most excited for is our ending and we get off the stage and go backstage because you know Oh, it's gonna be water water water or God. That's like probably most embarrassing part But it's like it's we we deserve that moment, you know Yeah, like so basically what he's what he's laughing at and getting is our first live show when we opened for uh new rory and maul we opened for him we only had like a 25 minute set yeah and we went out and we killed it and it was great people laughed it was fantastic and the and no they weren't even there for us yeah they didn't know still enjoyed it so that gave us a ton of confidence but we were so nervous because of that same reason yeah like with y'all it's not nerves

if i hope they love it like we we know you're going to love it. We just hope that we deliver it perfectly. Yeah, we want to make it good for y'all. Y'all are there for us. We are there for you. Like it is complete synergy. It's going to be fantastic. But for them, not our demographic.

Like no one, I mean, there was actually a surprising amount of people that knew us and that were there. But when we finished it and killed that set, we went back to our green room and we literally just embraced each other in this hug that could have cured like a war like it was like it's like we didn't know each other for damn near a decade and never hugged like that yeah and it was just it was such it was a just uh a combination of just like like a sigh yeah we did it excitement proud of each other back to the grind it's over it started like it was everything all at once just one big ass hug and we actually shout out to levi um captured that he captured it we have that fantastic picture

like forever so yeah and sick and the last thing for the last because they've already seen it so yeah you've already seen it either sucked it was've already seen it. It either sucked or it was great. One of the things when I was building the skeleton of the live show, it was like a bare skeleton when I first built that, like how I thought it should go. You need to explain it for them. He wasn't working with actual bones. He's talking about papers and pins.

Yeah, yeah, like built the structure of the show. There you go. He was writing out what to do way back when. Yeah. he was writing out what to do way back when yeah and um the uh the the thesis i was trying to think of the word he said the uh the thesis of the show whenever i thought in my head was fan service and so a lot of the show is built for the like the real you should know fan like not casuals like real you should know fans so i hope that those Moments in the show Hit Those little easter eggs

That are just Perfectly placed Perfectly placed So I just hope That it worked out So thank you for coming Yeah thank you It was fantastic

We loved meeting y'all We loved taking All the pictures The after party was Well we don't know But hopefully Hopefully you see us Next next week

Yeah if there's no Next next week If there's no episode Then call the local hospital. I'm kidding. It won't get that bad. But it is going to go crazy. But this...

Put your hat on. No, it needs to stay on. I don't know. This kind of, like, sentimental shit is bringing me back to middle school. I don't know why. Middle school was a great time for me. It's when my tail was around. But, bro, middle school was, like, not sentimental at all.

Really? Middle school is when people started getting, like, bold. Okay. Like, really bold. Yeah. Like, that's when, like, in intermediate people started getting, like, bold. Okay. Like, really bold. Yeah. Like, that's when, like, in intermediate stuff, you were like, there was your funny kids, there's whatever, but, like, middle school, there's sports. I'm better than you, you're better than this.

I'm on the A team, you're on the C team. There's the, I don't know how y'all's work, but there's the combination. So we had two different intermediates. Okay. So we had four elementaries, two went to this intermediate, which was just fifth and sixth grade, two went to this intermediate, fifth and sixth grade. Then we had junior high, which was middle to this intermediate which was just fifth and sixth grade Yeah, two into this intermediate fifth and sixth grade then we had junior high which was middle school junior I was just seventh and eighth grade both of those clash for the first time So your alpha that went here versus your alpha that went here

Like a pretty or prettiest girls over here versus the prettiest girls there some end up intertwining some hate each other for all time And that's why I'm like it was it was fun. fun don't get it twisted but it was like it was really it was like a big like competition and i was just not having it i wore jeans and adidas slides exactly i was like hey i can't relate to any of that cool middle school shit because whenever i was in middle school i wore compression pants to to school because lebron j. You wore athletic tights. Tights, yeah, or tights to middle school. No, you beat me, bro. I thought jeans and Adidas slide was like the end-all, be-all.

You wore athletic tights. With nothing over them. Not in a... What the... Nothing over them. I swear, I got dressed... I swear, Gale. Like you were in the NBA.

Like you were doing a beach workout. Yes. You're a sick freak. I'm surprised you didn't get arrested. You wore... workout like you were about like you were in the nba like you were doing a beach workout yes you're a sick freak i'm surprised you didn't get arrested you wore you wore nothing on over them nothing no my little johns they were white too you had you've they were there was because lebron definitely saw the print there was no print it was a little gummy it was a little it was a little gummy. It was a little salted cashew. It was the sweetest fish in there. Yo, that is... You were a predator. You know what I want on top?

You were a predator. A Nike Pro, like, wife beater thing. Tank top. I don't know if I can say wife beater. I don't know if it's appropriate. But tank top. Like a compression tank top. Who did you think you were?

LeBron. Because I saw a video of him working in a weight room with that. Yeah. That exact fit. And I was like... You want to know why? Because he's a grown-ass man worth millions of dollars with that. Yeah. That exact fit. And I was like. You want to know why? Because he's a grown ass man worth millions of dollars. And he was there with two people.

And he was. His videographer and his trainer. And he was 300 pounds. Yeah. I was 84. Soaking wet. Salted cashew. White.

Oh no. And just bones popping out. Your ribs. It was like this. Bro. And I walked in so confident too. I was like. Oh bro.

That reminds me. Okay. Now that we're on in so confident, too. I was like. Oh, bro, that reminds me. Okay, now that we're on bad fits, like Nazer fits. Yeah. I walked in one day. I think it was Christmas or something. I got into, like, this cardigan swag. Okay. Oh, it wasn't hot.

So, basically, I had the same size skull. Same size skull. Jesus. Way shorter. Way skinnier. And now I'm wearing cardigans. And my haircut wasn't as good. It was like a literal coconut. Okay. Jesus Christ. So, way skinnier, and now I'm wearing cardigans. And my haircut wasn't as good. It was like a literal coconut.

Jesus Christ. So I walk in one day. It had to have been after Christmas because it was still cold. So I walk in. I had jeans, some Vans, and like a plain white tee that was like a V-neck under it. And then a cardigan buttoned up. Oh! No, it was so bad.

I got to find a picture. But, bro, when I say I walked in thinking I was just dressed to the nine. Jesus Christ. Just G'd out. And I got absolutely rope-a-doped all day long. I'm talking verbal jabs every single class. We're like, what the hell are you wearing? Everyone else is wearing like a Nike hoodie.

Yeah. And it's like I was going to audition to be the the fourth jonas brother so it was it was embarrassing it was horrible it was like i stepped off the set of big time and i was just like in my science class do you think we would have been friends in middle school no well we might there might have been a chance simply because basketball but i would have looked at the tail and been like that kid is a freak you would have looked at my cardigan and said, that kid is... Did you Pokemon back then? Not in middle school.

Oh, damn. Then we wouldn't have been friends. It was too old. Oh, it was before then you Pokemon'd? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

One of the things... Well, you know me. You know in middle school, you get taught photosynthesis, right? Yes. And like ecosystems and shit. 100%. Shit that don't really make sense. It makes sense sense but it's

too complex i think they're i think they're lying about the rain lying about rain yeah i don't think that what is to lie about i don't think that the rain there it is i don't like what what do you lie about where it comes from clouds exactly that's it correct i don't think you come the rain comes from the ocean, though. What are you saying? What are we saying right now? You get me? I don't get you.

Okay, I don't... Neither did your science teacher. I don't think that... You know how they say that the rain sucks up into the clouds from this ocean? That would be evaporation. Right. That's not real. That's extremely real. Maybe. There's no maybe.

It is proof. Real. No, I'm saying that it doesn't... That's not the rain. Cause the ocean would run out. No, I'm not just saying things to say it. No, I'm not. Stop talking.

No, I'm not saying things to say it. Stop talking. Think about it. So when it rains, where does it go back? The concrete and the grass. There's more concrete and grass than ocean. Hey, how... Think about it.

How much of the world is water? A good percent. Way much more than land. No. Look at the globe. Go grab it. Go grab it. Go grab ours.

We have a globe, a little artifact, a little piece of it. You want me to grab it? Go grab it. Look. Look at how much grass is on that I can't do that right closer with your hand What code you see if you can only name one color green See you're about colorblind though. It's not're about to... I'm also a little color blind though.

It's not fair. Here. We'll give it a re-spin. Okay. We'll give it a re-shuffle. I see a lot of orange. Can the camera see it? What? What is the overwhelming color? Blue is the answer. Blue. No. Are those three different worlds? They are all the same. You idiot. What color? No, listen. Blue. No. Are those three different worlds? They are all the same. Why are there three?

What color? No, listen. Blue. Okay, think about it. Give me the globe. Think about it. Right there. Oh, oh.

They say, right, that all this goes up. Correct. We would run out of ocean if all of it came up. It rains. Do you think it just never rains in the ocean? Do you think clouds are never over the ocean? I'm not saying that. It rains. Do you think it just never rains in the ocean? You think clouds are never over the ocean? I'm not saying that. It does.

I get more rain here, though. You, how? No, you don't. Yes, I do. I've been to the beach. Have you watched Deadliest Catch? No. They hunt crabs, or they fish crabs.

They're always in the middle of massive rainstorms. That's one specific spot. That is my point. They are in one specific spot of the water. There is Okay. It is almost unfathomable how much water is on this planet. Almost unfathomable. Think about China. Okay.

Think about Australia. Sure. How much sand is there? What does it matter? Think about Australia. Sure. How much sand is there? What does it matter? Think about it. Listen with open ears. That actually worsens your point. No, listen with open ears. Because sand won't have puddles, won't have things to evaporate into water.

So there's not going to be- So sand evaporates too. I said they won't have puddles to evaporate into water. So there's going to be less rainfall over the Sahara than there is the oceans. I don't know what the Sahara is. I don't know where all that is. It's the biggest desert in the world. Read a book.

Read something. Listen to my point, right? First of all, aren't clouds from rain too? How do clouds get formed? That's a question above my pay grade. Exactly. But clouds are not rain. Clouds are like, I think it's pressure.

It's the CO2. Are clouds wet? The carbon dioxide, everything. They hold the water. Okay. So say clouds come from rain. They don't. Clouds come from water.

Still incorrect. I think I could be wrong. So say- Clouds are there. Evaporation takes the water from the surface. How does it know to go there? Because it's science. It's like-

I get that. It's a scientific law. I it know to go there? Because it's science. It's like science. I get that. It's a scientific law. I love science, right? I respect it. Sure. I don't get it. You don't have to. There's things above our pay grade, buddy.

But things make it make sense to me. If you want me to say okay, make it make sense to me. I'm just saying, how does all the... Think of the ocean, right? Florida. I've been. I've never seen it go up. You've been to florida yes destined when

my whole childhood every summer oh well that's cool i've never seen water leave the ocean and go up have you ever been on like a hot road where it almost looks like a mirage in the middle of the road like heat waves yeah yes evaporation no that. It's not water. I don't get wet when I go through it. Okay. What does water do when you boil it? Bubble. And steam, correct? If you put...

Hence, steamer. So you're saying rain is steam. Water is three states. Oh, here we go. Solid, liquid, gas. I remember that. Solid, ice, liquid, regular water. regular water gas gas steam okay okay it changes on temperature i get it when it gets hot so it can only evaporate when it's hot so what about ice

iceland what about iceland's very green iceland is very green what about the antarctica you just got got by columbus what about ant about Antarctica? Does it rain in Antarctica? Yeah, I'm sure it does. How does it evaporate? Don't know. Oops! It looks like Payton1, Cam0, for all the comments, always making fun of me. Ooh! Exactly.

Doesn't it not make sense? How? How? Close your eyes, you creep. Does it rain in the desert? No. Are you nuts? I mean, it might rain some. It definitely does not rain a lot. Where does it in the desert? No. Are you nuts? I mean, it might rain some.

It definitely does not rain a lot. Where does it get the rain? Bro, first off, it's not only just evaporation. That's a big part of it. But there's so many sewers and things going. Water goes into rivers. Rivers connect to this, that, and third. The oceans.

So you're saying Mr. Cloud Man goes, I like that sewer. It just lets it go. I don't need that Ninja Turtle. Yeah, what are you talking about? It's like, Leonardo, stay down. No, bro, it's... Oopsie!

I don't have a degree in science and environment. I'm calm with my 17 degrees and my cap that don't fit. They all fit except one. Except one. Oh, God. One damn cap. You're pissing... you think you're doing something i am questions just you think you're like disrupting natural order i am no one the world needs people like me no one else questions rain because how do you know gravity is a thing i'm sitting exactly right explain it is there a gravity man pushing pushing on Peyton's head right now?

Inconcisive. How? Doesn't have anything to do with what we're saying. It's another scientific law. Is that science? What else would it be? Like language. Think it's math?

Social studies. But social... Gravity was formed in the North Asian continent. No. Black when I wrote the constitution. Oh my God. But that's... Explain gravity. I don't get it Constitution. But that's... Explain gravity.

I don't get it either. I don't know if everything in space is real. You should have a problem with rain because you're afraid of water. Be careful. No. It's not a... I'm saying... That's a you-specific joke.

Oh, one time I was in... I remember I was in physics. I think it was physics. Back in high school. No. Okay. I was in physics back in high it was physics. Back in high school. No. Okay. I was in physics back in high school. That's high school.

And they asked how waves were formed. Okay. And there was this thing that after he graded the test, he would put the worst answers up on the projector. He wouldn't say where they're from. 90% of those answers were from me. But I remember the first time he did it, I didn't know he was doing it. And so I vividly remember this. like i almost cried in front of everybody like it was heartbreaking

because i didn't know he's doing this oh i'll remember you having ptsd so he said where do waves come from and it was like it was where do waves come from where do waves come from and you have to write it there's no multiple choice oh those are the worst short answers. And so I said the moon. Because I remember they taught us that. Isn't that where waves come from? Because the gravity of the moon, right? It pulls it towards the moon. I remember that.

I actually don't know too much on that to just flame your shit right now. But me personally personally i wouldn't have wrote the moon my if i if i was even limited to two words they would never have read the moon ever but i could have vividly remembered getting taught that the moon has gravity my thing is my thing is oh my thing is okay how do you question rain so much when there's more to me more intriguing questions like like why is the sky blue okay people say reflection of the water what color is water i don't oh i don't think color is real and we talked about this on the earlier episodes no dead ass no dead ass no dead ass no dead ass i'm being so serious look we've talked about this on like episode four whenever we're together the

color theory is a very intriguing thing that's what i'm saying color isn't real our perception of color isn't real so you're green you are on this podcast quoting saying you thought earth was black and white i you are quoted saying you thought the earth was a comic book before before my time yes because that's all i was taught or i saw who is your teacher my brain to be sued okay people blame me me because I took the initiative to learn things myself. And yeah, it got a little messed up. Right? But I tried my damn hardest.

And I started a business out of it. Just trying to figure it out. Yo, imagine like you're like, based off that, you go to pay for like gas or something. And you hand them like a 10 for like a full tank. And you're like, dude, it's like every free dollars makes one bill and one bill means you did three dollars worth and they're like what the hell is wrong with you like i taught myself math and imagine if you just like went throughout society with your own rule yeah unhinged we would be if people were just like i don't stop on red like or like it's their own rule isn't it crazy like

there's really not rules oh there's really not it's just kind of societal things No, no, I just had a like an epiphany. I like that word Yo, isn't people that what? Color blind people at stoplights It's always in the same order oh, yeah, oh They figured that one out They figured that one out. No out no no but what you just said has been a pondering question in my mind for years yeah like just think about and this is

gonna sound too like super freaking woke anti like all like craziness but like rules are literally there's other people that tell other people what they can and can't do. Just think about that. That have been passed down for generations and modified. But think about that. Like, we chose to do this. Yes. There's some people that choose to learn and think about those things and they might get to a position where they get to be with 60 other people

that vote to create a new Earth rule. Since we're talking about weird things that I want. The dark web and cryptocurrency. Black market kidney what isn't there a weird is there ever a weird animal that you would want as a pet because i've always wanted a monkey dude monkeys are cute but i've always thought like domesticating a monkey is you're you're one bad like one discipline away from caesar and just actually i don't like that you say that you're so so vile towards them no i love them i think they're doing a little one with diapers that looks like whooping.

Oh, I know. And they jump around your bathroom. Yeah, you saw that one on TikTok? Yeah, and then you spank him because he ripped something. And then you literally wake up and he has a blade to your neck. And then it's just like, you're Caesar. And then Coba pops through your window and it's the Planet of the Apes. But is there a weird animal?

That is a highly underrated thing, by the way. That whole series. Yeah. Would you ever want a weird animal as a pet? Okay, this is going to sound really weird. Okay. And I don't know why. I actually don't.

Okay. Giraffe. You want a giraffe? Hear me out. Hear me out. A full giraffe. If there was like a dwarfism giraffe or like a baby that remained, like it couldn't get bigger. A small giraffe.

Yeah, like it couldn't outgrow me. Okay. No terrible idea. Why? That's adorable. What the heck? Their long little neck. A a baby giraffe are you nuts what would you it's running around it's clack it's like a deer with a three foot neck what the hell would you feed a giraffe exactly what it's supposed to eat dumbass what what do giraffes eat berries melons veggies fruits grain fruits giraffes are vegetarian Berries

Melons Fruits Vegetables Grains That's where you're wrong Grains and fruit Vegetarian Veggies

Vegetables Are you kidding me? Vegetables Vegetarian Vegetarians Don't know what that was You You think vegetarians Only consume vegetables I don't know what that was you you think vegetarians only consume vegetables i don't know did you go to

elementary school prefix suffix prefix veg vegetarian vegetables suffix etarian only you eat vegetables so you two for two peyton two for two you mean to tell me you think i know you've never seen a vegetarian bite into a banana first of all i've never met a vegetarian don't know if they exist they do i've heard of you vegans vegan vegan okay you you actually don't know this no vegetarian, vegetarian. Vegetables. Three syllables. Vegetables. Just because it's in the name, like, what does that mean? Carnivore doesn't mean they eat carnage. Meat. Carno.

Yes. Carny. Meat. I'm starting to think you didn't go to school. You're looking me in my eyes with confidence, telling me I didn't go to school. When you just said vegetarians only eat vegetables. That's the point. Next year you're going to say they eat prime rib only on Ruby's Tuesdays? That's the meat. Exactly. Vegetarian. Vegetables. You can only eat fruit. You can only eat fruit? They don't eat fruit. Listen with both your ears.

Listen with your brain. With your skull. It's not a function. It needs to be for you. Vegetarians just don't eat meat. Vegan, they don't eat anything that is animal based. So like butters, milk, stuff like that. A vegetarian does not consume protein through the source of meat. How do you, then why do they call it that? I don't know. But they don't just eat zucchini all the time they eat berries grain rice vegetables isn't rice like a meat category rice is meat no no i'm not saying it is meat i i immediately started sweating i immediately felt a drop go

down my back you just said rice is meat no like chicken started sweating. I immediately felt a drop go down my back. You just said rice is meat. No, like chicken and rice. I've never heard of a rice patty. Actually, I have. I've never heard of a rice tenderloin. A rice tender. That's not...

Wagyu. A riced breast. That's like saying you can't have a wagyu leg. You can't. You are arguing with me that rice is meat right now. No, I'm not saying it is meat, but you're not listening to me. I'm saying it's like a family. Like a distant cousin.

Vegetarian. Okay? Once and for all. Stop looking at me like that. Stop looking at me like that. You look creepy. You look like I don't even know who. Vegetarian means no meat.

Vegan means nothing from animals. So based on that knowledge, there's a fruititarian. There's fruitables. The fruitless. The fruitician. What are you like? Have you ever heard of that? No.

So then, so what? Well, I guess that's vegan. Based off your thing, there's either carnivores that only eat meat. There's vegetarians that only eat that. So the only people that consume fruit are the people that don't follow a diet? That's what you're trying to tell me. No, like bodybuilders. And like vegans.

Vegans can eat fruit. I don't know where this is going. I don't either. You are insane. Well, you're not listening, though. I don't think you're... You're getting too stuck up on veg. On three little letters.

I like that word, veg. I like veg. But you know what i'm saying like somebody's gonna no this is the thing with me i pray to god like i've i'm so serious i've said this so many other times i pray no one i pray no one agrees with you that's the thing though i am myself a hundred percent of the time and i feel like it's okay to express your truth and your honesty that i don't know much and i love you for that but that is horrid that is bad one thing that i am jealous of that i never got to experience joseph of me no not really you but you got to you it brought you this just kidding wow um sadly

oh sad cold and lonely that is that that cut deep but sharp fangs pretty cool pretty cool but one thing i am jealous of is i never got to experience that corporate life you are no you're not missing out. You're not. Trust me. Take that and just throw it. I never got to wear slacks and a polo to work and have a warm coffee at A&M. I can see that part.

That's so weird you said that. I was really hype about coffee just when I started teaching. I never drank coffee before. And I was like, dude, I finally get to drink coffee. Yeah, and the main thing like those corporate icebreaker games. I never got to play an icebreaker game in my life. And you're mad about that. Yeah, because it seems so fun.

I've never had a team, any training ever, when there's icebreakers, people literally fake go piss so they can avoid them. No, I would have been like the captain. I really want to play an icebreaker game because I never got to in my life. You are jealous since you never did a corporate icebreaker. I feel like you are grossly misunderstanding how bad those suck. Okay, let's play one. Let's play a corporate icebreaker.

Just so I can feel it. Are you kidding me? Let's pretend I'm in slacks. You look so bad in slacks. Alright, tell me, which one? What do you want to play? I don't know any. I've never played. You don't even know any? Oh my god. Alright, I will give you the most basic.

Okay. Because obviously with two people we can't do any group ones where it's like this, that, and the third. Two truths and a lie. Okay? So do you know how the game works? Um, no. Okay, you're going to say two truths and a lie. Okay? So do you know how the game works? Um, no. Okay, you're going to say two truths and a lie. Okay. I got to guess which one is a lie.

Okay. So I say three things. Yes. So you try to make them believable, and I try to guess which one's a lie. I say three things to make you believe them. Yes. Okay. All right, say three things to make you believe them.

I used to chew on my finger to see how far I could get. Oh my God. I went a calendar month without bathing. That's a fact. That's a fact. The game's over. I used to habitually

dial 911 as a kid just so they could show up to the house and see what would happen. What is wrong with you? You need to go back to the factory. There needs to be

a recall on you. I'm playing good. You need a software update okay the scariest part about this is I know you didn't bathe I I was physically there I know you didn't bathe for a calendar month I didn't stink that bad but the shittiest part about this is what you were either a perpetual 9-1-1 dialer or you were a flesh eater and you mean to tell me oh what I got caught up on what do you mean there's no lie not this time okay to help first off did how much more clear can the rules be the literal the title the rule book the regulations everything is all one sentence

two truths one lie you gave me three truths scratch that the game's over with what the hell's wrong with you I forgot it's my first I was thinking there's rounds there needs to be a document rounds There needs to be a document a documentary on your childhood. You just admitted to me That you were a man-eater you you were a cannibal I didn't need other people's fingers you just said you chewed on your finger to see how far you can get That is so concerning in many different ways. Oh my God, it was bent.

It was a bent knuckle. You just go in the knuckle because there's not a lot there. Like, I wouldn't hurt myself. I beg to differ. To see how far you, were you gagging yourself? What are you doing? It was just, I didn't go far. You ever see like the Tootsie Pop commercial?

If you you I've Dude, I'm telling you like it if a kid today watch the Tootsie Pop commercial tried to reenact it on his flesh He'd be in a stray jacket. So the fact that you are dwelling amongst us normal civilians is not right I spent a lot of time in my room You you just said you habitually called the law enforcement to see if they'd show up. We used to have a house phone. Everyone did. You used to make people's job harder for no reason.

I didn't think about that as a kid. What adrenaline were you—like, what was the purpose? It's because, like, I didn't have many friends, right? So you wanted the cops to just be your buddy. just wanted somebody officer bryant just shows up i wanted something to like acknowledge my existence you have a brother like the next door over you can take four steps to your right and be like hey preston but instead you're sitting there dwindling your tail dialing 911 and chewing on a nub you never okay you've never dialed 9-1-1 just to see what i did it one time and i almost cried because i swear to god i was

so scared you weren't an adrenaline see no it was a no my adrenaline was reality i enjoyed every moment of real life okay because but but but my mom didn't like my mom my mom didn't let me do roller coasters and trampolines. So I needed some endorphin, some dopamine hit. So no roller coasters, no bouncy bounce trampoline. Your third pick in the fun draft is fake dialing cops. Something's wrong, dude. So many things are answered i understand you nibble on your finger no i did that when i was enraged as a kid when i was sneaking up playing my video games and i died or something in the game and i couldn't be loud i

went you just imagine just imagine this it's 5 p.m and you go in Peyton's room. He's sitting there like this. You never, like, left yourself teeth marks on your fingers? When I was angry. No, just on purpose. You are a strange little boy. But this is the same thing. When you were practicing kissing, you didn't, like, kiss your, like, inner elbow right here? Like, your forearm?

Or, like, your wrist? Dog, if you ever kissed your inner elbow, you need to be slapped. Everyone knows you kiss right here when you practice. Did you put your tongue in? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. If I was sitting here tugging my own fist. Okay, how did you practice kissing as a kid?

Right there. You make the lips. You make the little mouth. The little rock mouth. Did you move it with you? You have to make sure you get the top lip and the bottom lip. Did you move it with you? Huh?

Or you're just on a stationary thing? That's disgusting. You're going like this? Wait, you went on a stationary hand? Yeah, I just left the mouth still. So you didn't like anticipate your partner having any participation? But at that point, it's past me. I'm not going to recreate it. I'm going to do my part and what they do, it's natural. It's DNA. I'm going to flow. I'm going to dance with whatever they provide me. you never slipped a little tongue in your hand i was never tongue punching my fist when i was young no and if you were i'm dial the police bro i can't you were tongue punching your fist and then if you were like feeling it like you know you bite and you leave it to no just me i need to pray for all the little girls that you kiss in your younger you're sitting there no like they thought you're they thought you

were from Pennsylvania and you're 800 years old they thought you were a vampire I thought you were counter no oh really really yeah really I never kicked bro okay how often did you practice kissing on your hand? When an event was gonna present itself. Oh, really? You were sitting there getting daily reps? Like twice a day sometimes. Dude, you need help. In the shower. You are grody. You are disgusting. Sneak away from the dinner table. That's why your fingers are destroyed today. Cause you were sitting there going... You were making like cross patterns. You were going...

I'm a good kisser now. I mean, I'm a good kisser too now, but I wasn't sitting there... I knew it. I literally screamed myself in my head. I said, if I say this, he's gonna react. And he didn't. I still did it. Maybe one day, you'll be normal. Are you ludicrous? What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with you? I was a boy. So was I. I was a boy, licking on my hand. Calling the cops, chewing my nub, twisting my tail, playing with my toys, following them all over here. Did you ever get yourself like, as a kid, did you ever get yourself, did you ever get yourself Did you just hear everything we said about you? Just think about that for a second. Put it all together at one time,

you were wearing Lebron tights, your little salted cashews, just sitting out, right? You're sitting there, tongue punching your fist, you're chewing on your finger, you're playing with your hair, your tail's going crazy, you got Rexpecs on, you're bathing once a month.

I smell bad. My teeth are- While you're dialing the cops and then they answer you go Is my watch oh no like I was a fun kid funny is You ever get yourself like really wet as a kid and like practice W. What do you say? You oiled yourself up because they did You know like when Edge would come out and his hair would be super wet? I used water before, I can't lie. No, I used an ice cube, something like that.

Yeah, no, you used oil. So my hair was really long, right? So I'd really get my hair wet and then I'd oil my body with my mom's baby oil. And then I would go and I'd have a big ass stuffed like Texas Longhorn. I had a stuffed bear! That shit was the best!

Suplex the shit out of him. Oh my God, I literally would. Bro, That shit was the best. I suplexed the shit out of him. Oh, my God. I literally would. Bro, I have one specific memory. My mom and dad were gone. It was Friday night SmackDown. Started at 7, ended at 9, about 8.30. I'm at the climax, right? I'm on the couch.

I laid the bear down. I literally jump off. Rob Van Dam, that bitch, on pure, like, thin carpet, right? I stabbed my knee on something. At this age, I had no clue how to bandage myself but i always saw people with wraps yeah now i know that it's like there's pre-wrapped there's actual tape and there's a wrap on it yeah i literally grabbed tissue paper like toilet paper one singular wrap around my knee no support piece of scotch tape that's so boy shit right there my

dad came home he's like what the hell is that and I was like I was bleeding I was bleeding and I didn't know what to do and then I would practice kissing after that Bro you are insane. There's not probably the loneliest lamest thing I did as a kid is I played a full game of baseball against myself Being both teams at the same time, using a small miniature bat and a balloon as the ball in my living room. That's not, that was like every Saturday. That is not weird.

That made me feel good. Thank you. But my whole life was lonely, so you'd like. Well, I must have hit a rock bottom. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Oh, damn. I'm trying to think of.

I would try to duel myself in Yu-Gi-Oh. That's bad. No, that's lonely as fuck. It's like in you you that's bad. I know that's lonely. It's like that's set sick Think we're relating and you just crushed my dream. Yeah, no, I literally would though Saturday mornings I would get out of my bed. I'd grab my entire trunk of cards I'd go to the living room Yeah Saturday mornings, I would get out of my bed. I'd grab my entire trunk of cards I'd go to the living room Yeah Turn it on on the cartoons and I would get two decks set up and I would literally be switching seats Like the opening to Pixar movies. Yeah, where the old man's playing chess. Yes. Yes. That was me But with you do holy shit. Did you do you ever like now as an adult right some of my

My intrusive thoughts have carried over Okay, do you ever like have the urge to cause slight inconveniences to people's day you're a menace you're an absolute you are a deviant i don't do it i don't do it i don't believe you i know but you ever just want to like smash someone's window out what is gta smash someone's window i would never why are you thinking these things but you like, want to, like, so you're at a restaurant, right? And you see somebody leaves their, like, table. And they have their drink and their food, right? Say they have a water and a nice lasagna at their table.

And you see them go to the bathroom and they're absent from their table. You never just want to pour their water on their lasagna and flood their meal? I would never do it, but that thought is like, oh, I could really just, like, like, I have that power. You might go to hell. might you really might like you're you're you're playing with the line you're like triple little ass kid you're like a little toddler like it's the first learning how to walk on his own and he's like and you're like dude you don't know what you're doing you are evil i cut this out no but and thank god... And thank God you don't do it. I don't do it. I swear to God.

All my intrusive thoughts are like, what if I drove off this bridge right now? That's fine, but not to myself. Would I be able to swim all the way? That's what I think. You literally go, hmm, I should go elbow that grandma on her forehead. No, but just like...

You're like, hey, Elga. Not cause harm to her, but like... That'd be a slight inconvenience. But like misplace her walker. Like put it to the other side of the room. Who hurt you? Who hurt you? A lot of people.

Only two. Well, one cut deep. One had sharp things. Yeah, the other one was pretty mutual. There's more of you. There's more of you. Huh? Yeah, there's more of you.

Oh. No, there wasn't. No, no, but I'm saying like you were fine with it oh yeah I don't care the next one was like poor poor buddy poor pay to or pay to so I'm alone okay but okay but for You cannot transition like that. Your whole mind just shifted. Okay, so I'm alone, but have more.

I'm asking now. Grab them and like, okay. Alright, cool. I'm alone. I'm so used to it. That shit caught me off guard. I'm asking them, right? Honestly. Bro, you need to calm down.

You need to slow your mind down. You literally went, I'm asking them. So, like, you, like. No. Look, I'm talking to them. I'm looking at the camera. That's really shit. What is happening right now? Are you not hearing yourself you literally? You need to calm down, okay, honestly

You are making me if I gave you 50s or 50 if i give you 15 grand in cash right now would you let me give you a lap dance with just a thong on yes yes demonetized demonetized it's over it's gonna be a different month for you buddy i would i could do it 15 grand cash do it right now but i can do it right now and i can i get touched I would Fifteen grand cash do it right now, but I can do it right now and I can I get touched. Okay? What are you doing? What do you touch? No, you just provide the service if I want to touch I'll tell you I'm gonna I won't want I won't pay and I want to be way too hairy. I won't want to Okay, honestly You were a freak you're crying I see the two okay honestly yeah

all right look look honestly yeah what are you doing okay look look at the after party right it's already happened but say you know the after party after our live show right say we're in there it's loud and a sexy tune comes on and you just go and you can't hear me, right? So I gotta get real close in your ear. Okay. I say, Kale. And you go, what? I go, Kale, listen. But, like, my lips are, like, almost in your ear. Uh-huh.

And what? I say, and it's like, it's a sexy can I was playing. Sexy can I was playing. Man, just pardon my manners, girl. I used to get cut up. And I say, and I say, Cam, I got two grand in my pocket right now. And I go, we stand up in the section, right? And what? You grab my, grab your what your hips and what and you don't work on me no no no

no that's more than 2k that's more than 2k there's no way that's more than 2k that's way more you're a gremlin i'm not putting a price on it. For me to grab your haunches and just, and I'm talking be full-blown driver's seat. Add some swag to it too and you just, no, no. We done in college. No, we have not. When Red Nose came on at Nightmare at Norman. Like a red nose.

Like, like, like, like. That never happened. You called me out of your pain. Oh, I can't. Don't ever believe him, people. Don't ever believe him. I'm going to throw up, dog. Olivia was there. She can tell the truth.

Don't ever believe him. Holy shit.'t ever believe him. I'm gonna throw up, dawg. Olivia was there. She can tell the truth. Don't ever believe him. Holy shit. I'm here. That's crazy. I thought I was way further up. That'd be sick. Our fans would be scarred.

All the people there, they would hate that. No, I know some people in the Discord that would throw wands. Oh, yeah. They would... Hell, I'd pick them up. I thought you would. No. Where were we that one time?

Where the hell were we? Oh, to stay fair. I'm not going to lie. It wasn't my proudest moment. But basically... Tell me if I'm not gonna lie it wasn't my proudest moment but basically tell me if I'm wrong we're at the state fair every single ticket is worth a dollar I'm walking around and I see tickets on the ground you're not gonna pick them up a corn dog was nine dollars I find eight more of these bitches that's a free corn dog no this is like when we first started getting like popular and people were recognizing so it was kind of crazy yeah it's a lot corn dog. No, this is like when we first started getting popular and people were recognizing us. So it was kind of new to us.

No, the same thing was crazy, yeah. It's a lot of people and they're new to us. So everywhere we turned, we were taking pictures. Cam had no integrity. No, I have no deceit. You're going to see the real Cam. And he was not like sneaking it, putting it. Cam would be like...

He literally walked around the fair for 10 minutes straight with his skull down. I really did. They had to tell me, bro, look up. I would. I don't care. I would. I have to. I would.

I don't care. Holy shit. No, Cam is a cheap guy. Cheap, cheap guy. I mean, I just like saving money. Oh, shit. I think it's time for people's favorite segment, Cam. You know what that is?

Are you sure it is? Pop culture. Pay know what that is. Are you sure it is pop culture pay a nit cam? Pop culture with Peyton in Kim you go you go you go you go rock-paper-scissors Rock paper scissors shoot you go. All right All right, guys. I Don't want mine to be too controversial However First off let me say this. RIP to the entire submarine situation.

I truly, I truly do feel bad. I was glued to my phone. That's a terrible thing to happen. However, I'm not talking about that. There's nothing insensitive about that. I've actually seen very insensitive stuff and I've like commented back like Fighting against it on social media because I don't I don't like people that do that. They're like, oh, I didn't know him It's like bro have a heart. Yeah, but I'm just saying this So we lost a submarine

That's a little bit over two miles under the sea level, correct? Yes. Okay. And you mean to tell me we've been to the moon in 1969. The moon, I'm going to stare at y'all, is 239,000 miles away. And they're talking about air pressure. 239,000 miles away and they're talking about air pressure 239 thousand miles away we lose uh we lose a minivan two miles down two miles down when there's literal billions of dollars that have gone into uh sonar technology for the navy billions billions of dollars but we went to the moon yeah in 1969 and we telegraphed it

live in the 60s think about that it's not real everybody knows that shit never happened we went later but nixon calls him on a landline i can get up at a bad stoplight and my music stops playing. And you mean to tell me someone answered a landline call 240,000 miles away in a vacuum of space. Yeah, no chance. They filmed that on Sunset Boulevard. And here's another thing. When they took back off, first off, where'd you refuel at?

Second off, the shit was made from tin foil. It is literally laughable when you think about it. Third off, when they took back off and it was broadcasted, the camera panned up. Yeah, no chance. So either you had technology that wasn't around or there's a dead human being on space right now. It baffles me that people think we've been to the moon.

It is un, just think about that for one quick second and I'll be done. We lost a ship, okay? Two miles, straight down, two miles. And I get that, that's an extremely hard feature. Like, it is pitch black, there's super light, there's a lot of pressure and everything. There's way more pressure, there's way more pressure. In the vacuum of space, the moon is 240,000 miles away.

That is 120,000 miles, 120,000 miles, like, oh my God, I can't say it. 120,000 times two, what am I trying to say? 120, that's two, that's double, that's 120 times. You get the point. The moon's too far. It's very far. 240,000 miles away.

Yeah. They answered a landline phone call. No chance. They didn't refuel. No chance. The camera pans up to watch them leave. Nope. And they landed gracefully.

Think about that. They landed it like this. We can't even have airplanes smash into concrete on boeing 737 in 2023 and in 1969 they land like this on the moon where gravity is softer and another thing is bro if that was the first time how do we know the conditions where do we how do we test it they said monkeys and stuff up there and the monkeys came back with the wake up wake up come on now we've never been to the moon ever yeah i'm telling you right now never been to the moon never oh you're saying never never we've never been i think we've been now you know what they're doing now never been to the moon you know what they're doing now what um doing all the fakes of the nasa space station

no they have wires connected to them i think in green screens i think people fade in and out virgin mobile i think there's a company the telephone company i think they're starting to like fundraise and crowdsource for the same thing that they did the same thing that they did for like the submarine thing right you can go down spoiler titanic there's these things and it's already in development they're about to do it they have uh hundreds of people that signed up it's like uh two hundred thousand dollars i believe to go it should be way more than that and it's already in development, and they're about to do it. They have hundreds of people that signed up. It's like $200,000, I believe, to go. It should be way more than that. And it's like this little plane, right?

And it takes you right above the space level, like right when you're technically in space. And it stops, so you can just float, and you can see the Earth from the outside, and it'll bring you back for like $100,000. And they're about to take the first six people here in a couple weeks, I think. Nope. It's like, I'm good. I will never do that, ever. No, I don't. I don't even skydive.

I would never skydive. I don't like putting my life at risk. Yeah, I love this life. I'm never gonna skydive. I'm never gonna jump out of a plane with a parachute and instructors and extra parachutes. And you think I'm gonna go to either the bottom of the ocean

or to the top of the world. It's like, I will let other people figure that out. Yeah. Hell, bring a camcorder. I'd love to see footage. Exactly. I'm so terrified of the ocean. Not fake footage.

Moon landing. Okay, I'm going to read. This is my pop culture. Anyway, I thought it was. It's great. I like your. I thought it was insane to think about. Like, we lose a submarine two miles underwater.

I like your passion. But we went 240,000 miles into the vacuum of space. and we landed gracefully in a tinfoil ship in 1969 had answered a landline phone clearly and then we didn't refuel we got back on it the camera pans so there's either a dead man or technology that we didn't have at the time and then we come back land gracefully and everyone's okay. I got you. So I'm gonna read four headlines to you. Airbnb stock suffers biggest loss in six months. Airbnb hosts say bookings fell off a cliff amid influx of new vacation rentals and rising prices.

Airbnb stock craters. Co-founders lose $3 billion in one day. Oh! It's a cruel, unpredictable summer for Airbnb hosts, but it also might be the new normal. So my pop culture is airbnb is done bro you know why tell me airbnb arbitrage explain the people that make money off airbnb okay so they'll buy properties yes to just to turn it into an airbnb right make it super expensive and that's it yes and not only is that ruining people's opportunities to actually own a home but it's

also it's just saturating the hell out of Airbnb community yes so like if there's a hundred air B&B's to choose from you know you can run decent prices everything's good or you're gonna get to business if there's a million yes you're gonna have a shit ton of air babies that don't get booked you have a shit ton of people that don't use the app like it's it's just it's I don't know bro. It's like you can't fault them Cuz I understand it's kind of like in this so this is the same way. I feel about counting cards in a casino Okay, it's very weird Translation, but it's like it's not illegal

Okay, ethically But what but what is wrong, but like if you that's my thing though. How is it even ethically wrong? It's not. Exactly. It's not. You can get all of your winnings revoked. You can get your ass beat. Yes. You can get thrown out and banned from this place, but it's not against the law. And it's not, when you think about it, it's not ethically wrong.

If you train yourself to be so good at that, and you can keep up with it. But anything with money involved. But that right there is not right that's what i don't agree with that's just but what does the world run on yeah greed money greed and money so if you interfere with that in any type of way that's crazy we'll be dealt with but from a consumer's point of view i will say where i think airbnb started to mess up because i vividly remember this because whenever we were in high school i would be i would for a problem that we rented at airbnb safe decision yes replicate it but i didn't even drink in high school so i don't we just kind of did it to say i would have a place to hang out because no one wants to go like

be quiet at their parents house that's true so still but it was easy and there was no like not a lot of rules right it was cheap yes first of all the in the the prices got crazy a lot that was one of the main points from a consumer where it got bad second point is but sorry to cut you off but can you fault them for it though no with everything else rising no no no but i'm just saying from a consumer's point of view it's hard it's hard to go it's it really is hard to get an airbnb you know because it's like i'm not paying 400 a night it's got more expensive than hotels which i'll go i'll go to la quinta and that was the whole purpose of Airbnb You don't have to go you go to the hotel. Yes, and then Then from a PR point of view whenever all these Airbnb start Airbnb's started coming out of

The secret cameras and stuff like that and creeps are starting to creep fest And so then that hit a big PR PR is 90% like your company's like uh value then um the rules the airbnb started putting on you can't have a party in an airbnb anymore every house is no party you'll have a mega mansion with a pool like arcade basketball courts it's expensive but if you want to do that i'm not going to do there to read a i'm not going to book that to read a book yeah um so it's just like all that like it just became they were competing against they were hurting themselves to the point of what value are you bringing if you want me to rent an airbnb what's the value of me doing that literally

i'm paying more than a hotel i can't do anything more than a hotel i get more space obviously cool but i can't do anything crazy. It costs more. Yes. And there's a possibility that someone's watching me change. Yes. And there's certain Airbnbs that say, we do have cameras inside to monitor. Yeah. No.

Yeah. But if you choose to do that, so I know a person who chose to do that. They didn't know that, like, they said cameras inside, but they were like, okay, there's probably just, they're like, if something breaks, they can go look at the footage and see who did it. This is when Airbnb's no party thing started to happen. They booked Airbnb, they had a party, right? But it was responsible, they were adults. Like there was no, it wasn't like a kid's party.

They're responsible, like just grownups drinking cocktails and just chilling, having fun. They get a call in the middle of the party saying, who are these people that's not on the guest list of the thing? I would just watch this person in these jeans and that, whatever, whatever. We're looking at you now. They got to leave. It's like, what the hell is going on?

So you're straight up snooping, creeping, watching freak. It's so weird. So, I mean. It's like, I agree, bro. Airbnb, it was so good at first. And now it's just, like, tainted. What do you think the Airbnb people are going to start to do? Are they just going to have to, like, list them as houses and try to sell them?

Or maybe rent them out just as, like, rental homes? They're going to have to reface the company or do something. And, bro, to lose $3 billion in one day? In a day. How does that happen? I don't know. I just had headlines. That had to have been from stocks.

Yeah. But, like like yikes did somebody get offed on a airbnb property like i don't know three billion one day is insane numbers like target when their their whole thing yeah that was nine bill in a week nine billion in a week they did three in a day in a day i want to know what that day was like for the chairman at Airbnb and all the stock. He either had to have been blitzed out of his mind where he couldn't feel anything, just numb because how drunk he was, or he literally was probably, like no exaggeration, probably punching holes and stuff until he got so tired that he just like sat there.

I can't imagine that kind of like emptying it, like just watching that go. That was a good pop culture. That was one of my favorite ones because that was pop culture pain in cam pop culture whoa no guys how why are you so violent that was one of my intrusives that was a great episode round of applause for a great episode guys next week we will have a full rundown of the live show we are a mere it already happened but for y'all that already happened for us two days away we're excited our balls are in our stomachs i don't can't agree on that one but there's some butterflies i'm very excited i'm so excited nutsack's still outside we're still good but yeah uh it's gonna be a great time so i really really really need y'all to get your good karma to leave this code to leave the secret code to confuse the casuals with this right here

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