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Starting point is 00:05:07 Oh, we got co-host Cam back in the studio. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. All I want for my birthday is a big booty Cam. And I got that. It's like two French bulldogs kissing on your back here. You know what I mean? Dude, happy birthday, Cam.

Starting point is 00:05:29 Thank you, brother man. Your crow's feet are coming in. You're getting old. You're getting weirder. It's all working together. I'm like, no, not yet. I'm not that. I'm one year older than you.

Starting point is 00:05:40 No, you're 30. One year older. I'm not. This is my 27th birthday. You're 26. You have to admit, you had a drastic jump from when did Malachi get born? You're 26. No, January to now has been five.

Starting point is 00:05:49 I've aged. I've aged about six years in between there. Oh, yeah. Sometimes I look at you and I'm like, it's true. Y'all do age like milk. Okay. You leave him out of the fridge for too long. Cam's turning.

Starting point is 00:05:58 You look at me and think to yourself, oh, as an ice to go save him. Like right now, you look like 11. Like, you know what i mean like right now like the way you're here i need a haircut that's fine that's that's that's fine i could be 15 and need a haircut yeah what is the age parts that you're oh god bless you it's honestly everything about you is starting to change with your age right the way you laugh you laugh a little older listen to that are you kidding That's a 13-year smoking cigarettes laugh. That's not young.

Starting point is 00:06:28 Oh, Malachi. Yes. And the way you joke. The laugh's back. You know what I mean? That's an old man laugh. That's a geriatric laugh. And the jokes you tell now.

Starting point is 00:06:42 Cam, it's like you used to be the funniest guy I knew. I'm not divorced. It's like, if I was still in diapers, I would be rolling right now. I'm like, so the bear came out from the tree. You're just like, what the f***? Yeah, it's like if you were tickling me and looking at me. That's how you tell jokes. I'm like, what the hell?

Starting point is 00:07:05 But happy birthday. Thanks. I have a, later on in the episode, I have a gift. Oh God. You'll have to wait till the end. It's,

Starting point is 00:07:13 it's nothing big. Okay. I can't afford that. It's your, your birthday falls on tax. Yeah. It's the worst day. Worst day to have to give the gift.

Starting point is 00:07:21 Oh yeah. So you don't have like, you don't have to give a gift, but no, you don't have to, but I, I did, but it's small because I can't really afford one right now at this moment That's fine. I'm we're locked in I have a birthday. Thank you, bro. No Are you literally under the influence right now that last four seconds wasn't audible. I think it'd be better if I was right now. I don't know what's happening.

Starting point is 00:07:47 He said, I'm so flying, man. Are you okay? Are we all right? How'd you get here? I drove. It was an hour and 27 minutes. The amount of time, just think about this. For me going to work and going home, I could be in another state.

Starting point is 00:08:05 I could be in Oklahoma. Yeah, that's insane. Because you chose to move in the worst part of Texas. That's not the other side of the world. Out of here. Yeah, nothing tops San Antonio. But how was your week? Did you have a good week, Bubba?

Starting point is 00:08:14 Did you do anything? I did. I had a good week. It was fun. We had to do a lot of behind the scenes, but outside of that, it was kind of calm. It was like a nice resting a little bit. It was solid. So you didn't do anything?

Starting point is 00:08:26 It was solid. Nothing that's really going to keep you, like, you know, really a story. Good shit. Okay. You want to know what I did? What did you do? Okay. Finally, because we're going on tour, I went and got my passport finally.

Starting point is 00:08:38 Hey-oh! I finally got my passport. That's like two years behind schedule. You should have had that years ago. Okay, I'm not going to lie. Everybody boosted up the process of getting your passport. Everybody, since I was a kid, dude, got to get your passport. You're going to have to go to this place and this place and this place.

Starting point is 00:08:55 It's going to take you about 12 years. No, no. Everybody made it seem so extreme. Start now if you want to go somewhere on your 21st. Yeah, exactly. Like the eighth grade. And so it started putting me off to not get my passport like i don't take direction well so don't tell me something's gonna be hard because i'm not gonna do it right i i'll take the easy

Starting point is 00:09:12 route if anything but i have to for a tour so i went i i went to a spot where you can get everything done in one location beautiful god all in ones ofones are the best the photo the documents the the paperwork i already said photo and picture you get everything done in one spot right now i at for some reason i started getting an anxiety attack in there and it always hits randomly and it's more of like whenever i'm asked questions i I wasn't prepared to answer. That's why I don't do interviews very well. Oh, my God. So they were asking me things about my homeland, where I'm going, where my mom was born, where my dad was born. I'm like, I just figured out their middle names the other week.

Starting point is 00:09:58 I don't know where they were born. She's asking me all these things. I'm starting to get worked up. You go, quite frankly, I don't care. Exactly. And so this kid in the booth next to me his parents aren't good at their job which is being a parent so he had toys and he was no no no no no no no this is a child no he's a kid yes i thought you said this kid in the booth next to me like he was trying to get his passport too oh Oh, no, no. You're getting mad at a two-year-old right now.

Starting point is 00:10:26 Yes, because his parents weren't doing their job. Okay. So he's clanking this toy, and I'm like, I can't hear you very well because this kid sucks, right? Can't hear you, lady. Kid sucks next to me. To the point, I'm trying to talk. I'm leaning in, trying to hear her over the glass,

Starting point is 00:10:41 and now I'm starting to panic. Can't hear. She's asking questions. Kid sucks. trying to hear her over the glass and i'm starting to panic can't hear she's asking questions kid sucks i start to feel on my pants and i'm like what's going on while i'm trying to answer this question tight environment i go oh kid is on his pulling my pants like this, I'm looking at the parents, not even the kid. I literally go, it's right.

Starting point is 00:11:11 And so I'm like, I'm not good with confrontation. So I didn't say anything to the parents. They had like four of them. And you could tell, you know, they were there at their wits end. They weren't even paying attention to a little man on the floor.

Starting point is 00:11:22 They don't know how they drove there. So at that point, I'm not your parent. I started kicking the... I started saying, get the f*** off me. Get the f*** off of me. He got a boot to the sternum about three or four times. Hella grip on the kid, if we're being honest.

Starting point is 00:11:35 He's fighting hard. He's sitting there. Yeah. And so I'm stomping this kid out, right? And then he finally... He scurries away. He's out. No then he finally he scurries away he's out oh no he crawled away he's like now i didn't know this was a part of the passport process the lady goes payton harden and i go what the why'd you get so serious and she goes are you ready to take the oath am i going to jail

Starting point is 00:12:05 so i said what and she goes the oath for the passport i said yeah she goes are you ready and i said yep i put my hand up and she goes you don't need to do that i was about to say i literally was about to say i don't remember doing that you said uh i honored to god and yeah so i my dumb anytime i've watched any type of show in my life that when there's oaths there's bibles i didn't see the biblical word so i was like i guess i just put my hand up you're like oh yeah so i i went like this and she goes you don't need to do that and i was like yeah it's stupid right you guys testing the wind just read it and so is that even an oath if i don't have to put my hand in the air or on a bible oh my god i could just lie i don't think you have to legally

Starting point is 00:12:50 yeah you could lie and how they're not gonna they can't say anything and the oath wasn't even about anything what the f**k say well i don't even remember taking an oath to get my password it's about it was like is this picture yours like is it is the likeness of this image really you and i was like i took that right here you saw me take the picture you click the button yeah i was like that picture happened two feet this way what are you talking about i can't wait for you to get your passport why god you feel like you're like uh like 007 you feel like an agent with that it immediately makes you want to go pull out ten thousand dollars cash buy a have it all in a safe in your house i'm sorry it immediately like you want you you have like an escape plan bag why if you have a passport just makes you feel cool it makes you feel like

Starting point is 00:13:28 you can get the out of dodge okay and when i get it like once i've completed the paperwork and everything i was like i feel like i'm not a prisoner to this system anymore i feel like i can go anywhere in the world like it feels good and you need just your little oh my okay you're you're even better than me what do you mean mean? Because you got a nice duffy. Imagine that duffel bag just sits in a little corner of your closet. You unzip it any time. There's like... What are you doing?

Starting point is 00:13:53 I think it's for safety. Too much movies. I'm watching TV. It's like a good notebook. Like a solid pen. You got 10,000 cash. Your jewelry. A pair of shoes.

Starting point is 00:14:01 And you can just get up and go. Well, it's more of not what I'm bringing with me. I can just leave the country is what I'm saying. But the passport gives it that feng shui. Okay, okay. That feng shui. Gotcha. The You Should Know Podcast.

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Starting point is 00:15:36 Fantastic. No crab this time. No crab on the pedicure this time? There's never crab. We're not doing that again. There's never crab. But she dressed me like a turkey this time. It was very strange. I'm not

Starting point is 00:15:46 going to get into it. Very strange. She put rose petals on me. I think she wanted some pee pee. I think she liked you. I think she liked you. But I did a thing this time when I went to go get a pedicure. I cut my nails before I went. Okay. CJ knows. That's the way to go. There's no way. Why would

Starting point is 00:16:02 you cut your nails before going to a pedicure where they cut your nails before going to a pedicure where they cut your nails? I feel like it is a time thing. I feel like if you cut your nails before you go, that's kind of like washing, like rinsing your car off before you go through a car wash. No one ever does that.

Starting point is 00:16:17 No one has ever done that, and they don't do that. That is stupid. People have definitely rinsed off, like, the excess before they go into a car wash. They have too much time. Those people, they're not real. They have too much time. They're getting bored with themselves. They're like excess before they go into a car wash. They have too much time. Those people, they're not real. They have too much time. They're getting bored with themselves.

Starting point is 00:16:27 They're like, let me go rinse and then wash. Do you understand that that's normal to cut your nails a little bit before you go to get a pedicure? That's 100% normal. That is not. That's the biggest, most important part of the pedicure is to give you proper cuticle care. Let me cut it. Let me sand it. Let me get your edges.

Starting point is 00:16:46 100%. Okay. But whenever you go get a haircut right do you never clean up your beard a little bit no you don't either we go in there grizzly as hell no you but i'm saying through the time you don't have a haircut do you ever just go in and clean your beard up ever no well you're nasty i used to now i don't hey let me go get an oil change let me just do a little bit of the oil first. Nope. Let me get my tires rotated. Let me kind of crank them first. Nope. No one does that. One thing, it's a big ego thing because I have nasty nails.

Starting point is 00:17:13 And 100% they talk about me whenever I go in there. I want to mitigate you speaking about me. Don't speak negatively about me. You walk in, you go, hey, they're already done, right? Just start rubbing. Where's the lotion? And I'm insecure. I'm very insecure. You should see me take off my socks before i pedicure i am

Starting point is 00:17:28 hiding how do you take it off and i i hide them under the chair like i put my feet under the chair and take off my socks so no one can see this no one can see optically what's going on down under the shin peyton you hide your feet. Cam, I'm insecure. You know how you feel when you take your shirt off? The sun! Like, shit. Okay, I get that. That's fair.

Starting point is 00:17:59 But it's your feet. Exactly, and that's what I'm insecure about. Not everyone has feet. Not everybody has that. Everyone's got feet. Okay, but they talk about me so i am traumatized they talk about me i don't want to do that and i feel like it's a respectful gesture you're going to be working hard i know this is not ideal for you you don't want to touch these feet so i'm going to make this process a little easier for you you understand me no you're that not. I love that you're trying to pull a logical card and I'm caring for them.

Starting point is 00:18:28 That is not how it works. That is their job. Okay, I know you don't do this because you don't care about the waiting staff at restaurants. But, like, whenever you're done eating. Oh, my God. Don't you. Oh, I stack plates. Oh, my.

Starting point is 00:18:40 Oh, my heaven on earth. I don't stack plates. Oh, Jehovah. Save me. I don't stack plates. You. I stack plates. I've watched stack plates. Oh, Jehovah, save me. I don't stack plates. You. I stack plates. I've watched you spit on a plate before you've stacked.

Starting point is 00:18:50 That's not true. You've never seen me spit. I don't publicly spit. You don't. You privately spit a lot. You privately spit. Boy, you spit private all the time. You're a private spitter.

Starting point is 00:19:00 Too far. Careful. That did come out. Spitter. Spitter. Cam's got mesothelioma he is owed compensation for whatever is going on in your chest it's it's allergies bro yeah no i'll mess up it's dry as hell okay you do not stack plates we're not leaving that you're lying on it you are lying about something i do on my birthday and it's not fair cam you don't respect wait respect waitstaffs. You don't tip properly.

Starting point is 00:19:26 You're mean. You send food back. I've never done any of those three things. I've never done them. Exactly. You've also gone to places and you left hungry because you're spineless. If I want it medium, give me medium. Boy! Right? You wanted to say it. Don't act like

Starting point is 00:19:42 it's your birthday. Say it. No, no, no. Don't you play that card no no no i have sent food back do i feel good about it no i don't go you think take it no i don't do that now that's not that's just the i don't know it's a strange little little character i'm sliding into right but there's nothing wrong with that if you do it respectful hey man i i know you wrote it down, and I know what I said does. I'm just kidding. Hey, I think I asked for a medium.

Starting point is 00:20:09 I'm so sorry. I don't like eating beef jerky when I'm at a steakhouse. Yeah. And then you send it back. Okay, but you're getting off the point. I do stack plates. I do take care of the weight staff better than you. I am more respectful.

Starting point is 00:20:20 I am more caring. I tip better. I look better. I smell better. Everything's better. Look better? Yes. Sm smell better everything's better look better yes smell better

Starting point is 00:20:26 yes tip better yes take care of them better as a whole that's all taking care of them oh no no no as a whole

Starting point is 00:20:33 Cam you said take care of them then you went down the list Cam I taught you how to stack plates I literally taught you how to stack plates I'm like my butthole's itching from the amount of lye

Starting point is 00:20:42 mine's been doing that a lot recently that's a bad wipe. I'm a bad wiper because I don't like sitting there too long. And it starts to hurt. And I look at the tissue on wipe 16, there's blood. And I'm like, I should stop. Right, I'm tearing my stinker in half on this one. You're sitting there.

Starting point is 00:20:57 Yeah. It's like a little cat's getting me. Dude, 16 wipes? You ever had a wiper that wouldn't stop? I don't think I've ever wiped more than four times. Ever. What? I'm not, I'm not, I might go five.

Starting point is 00:21:09 No cap, no cap, no jokes. I've never wiped my ass for a singular poop more than five times. You don't believe that. You don't believe that. I put, I'll, if you, if I, Put that on your son. Now, okay. Oh!

Starting point is 00:21:23 Bible app open on my phone. Mom, dad, live. Four? I said five. I went up to five. Kim. Y'all are doing little bullshits, touching your butt. It's gone.

Starting point is 00:21:33 No, I'm in. I'm scooping guac. I'm going in there. I'm getting it all. I've literally had poops where I've two and done. Two wives done. Yeah, we've all had those. Exactly.

Starting point is 00:21:42 Those are very rare. I go wrist deep when I'm wiping. Then you're just playing. You're just playing around. You're sitting there. I go, no wonder he's on there for 30 minutes and he's bleeding. Okay, no, Dennis, you've only wiped. You've never wiped more than five times, and you walk around confidently in those drawers.

Starting point is 00:22:04 Okay, let's say this. You've never wiped more than five times and you walk around confidently in those draws. Okay, let's say this. You have stink butt. I have lived 27 years. I am sure there is a handful outliers. Yes, outliers. I wiped eight, nine, whatever. It's crazy poop. Eight, nine is crazy? Eight, nine is

Starting point is 00:22:20 crazy poop? Eight, nine is wicked poop to wipe your ass. Nine times is wicked. What are you eating? That's regular poos. Then y'all do not, bro, you don't wipe as good as me. I wipe more efficient. That's all it is. No, it's not. That's why your a** is bleeding. I don't bleed from down there. I wipe poop

Starting point is 00:22:36 gone done. And you don't look at the paper, so you don't even know when you're done, bruh-bah. No. Tyrants are going up in the hole. You wipe that. No, Cam doesn't look and the tyrants are going up in the hole. He said, bravo, you wiped out. No, Cam doesn't look at his paper when he wipes. Post-poop.

Starting point is 00:22:50 Post-poop. He looks at it in the toilet. He doesn't know. He has a nasty... He has a nasty... Dude, there's something that... Like, we could... Okay, we have this thing.

Starting point is 00:23:01 We've already done it. We've done this. We're not going to dive in. You don't need to look at this... You do. To know there's shit on the paper. Yes, you do. Yes, we have this thing. We've already done it. We've done this. We're not going to dive in. You don't need to look at this shit to know there's shit on the paper. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Kim, Kim, yes, you do. You can blindfold me.

Starting point is 00:23:10 You can blindfold me, right? I can sneeze in a Kleenex. I know if it's a nasty, sick, big, loogie sneeze. I know if it's barely any. That's different. It's the same thing downstairs. If I wipe, it's dry as shit. No texture has changed on the other side of this.

Starting point is 00:23:24 Dude, you're raising a child and you're raising them wrong no please do not potty train malachi let me do it no please don't no no no do not train your son to do this oh i'm gonna no i will call cps you can't no because he's gonna walk around with bad butts and i don't want he has a cute little wrinkle boy and i don't want you to mess that up he's not gonna walk around walk around with bad butts. Dude, I can't wait to train him for a urinal. You get mini Cheerios. You put it in there. You potty train for urinals?

Starting point is 00:23:49 Well, I'm saying it translates to just standing up. He's not going to be on a urinal until he's like eight. I'm saying standing up pee. The first time you train him to stand to pee, you put little mini Cheerios in there and you tell him to aim for the hoop. So how are you going to potty train your kid to stand to pee when you sit to pee?

Starting point is 00:24:03 I sit to pee for pure relaxation and phone time. So you don't want to get away from my family. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I sit to pee sometimes for relaxation. Okay. Obviously I can just walk in, boom, bink, pee done. Question, right? Answer. In college, I had a teammate that told me he did this in the shower and he made me feel like I was crazy for not doing it. He said, it's about showering, right? And we know I'm a little funky in the shower and I talk about this a lot.

Starting point is 00:24:34 Stick with me here. When you take a shower and it's time to dry your body off, we all know you stay in the shower to dry off. I start in the shower to dry off, yeah. I start there there y'all flood your bathrooms no no oh my god i hate people that do that no no you i used to be like that and you taught me oh my god yeah i told you gotta you gotta stay in the in the tub or in the shower yeah

Starting point is 00:24:55 you gotta stay in the shower to dry off but that's not what i'm talking about first of all crazy wicked debate if you go outside the shower you're a little boy just soaking wet yeah you're just you're just there's water all over your bathroom now. Yeah, that's stupid. Anyway, but how do you dry off after a shower? Look, I would always be like, I'm turning off the water, and I immediately grab a towel. That's how I dry off.

Starting point is 00:25:17 It's so incorrect. You're a wiper? So incorrect. A wiper? Oh, 100%. Oh, my God. I hate people like that. Why?

Starting point is 00:25:26 I get as much water off of my body as I can with these two puppies before I touch towel. What? That is so strange. I didn't know this was a thing. Do you want to see my routine? So many people do this. Yeah, show me your routine. Do you want to see my routine?

Starting point is 00:25:37 Okay, wait. Audio listeners. I'm going to stay seated. Audio listeners. You got to explain why you're doing it. I'll explain as I'm doing it. Stay seated so I can be in frame. I start with the head.

Starting point is 00:25:44 As soon as I turn the water off, I literally go like this. That is so weird. You wipe your head off? I get all the water off my head. Yeah. Well, that's because you got no hair. Oh, I did it with hair. What?

Starting point is 00:25:55 I literally go like this. I'll do that. Try to get it as dry as possible. Yeah, it just speeds up your process once you get out. No, it does not speed up anything. Yes, it does. No, there's less water on you. This is what happens. All you have is wetter hands and messed up hair this is how quick you can dry

Starting point is 00:26:09 your hands you can't dry your hair like this what okay what would dry your hair faster your hands or a towel a towel what takes longer to dry more water less water what there's not less water coming out to the point where it's gonna but you're mitigating your time completely wrong. Because you're spending so much time doing that. It's not long. I'm going... Then you're doing nothing. No, a lot of water comes out.

Starting point is 00:26:33 A lot of water comes out. No, okay, so what do you do with your body? Next, I always start with my right hand. I go arm, shink, shink, shink. Underside, left. Who taught y'all how to live life? Then I hit my rib cage on both arms. I go, sink, sink.

Starting point is 00:26:46 That's a lot of surface area. Sink, then legs. I lift one leg, two hands at the same time. I go, sink, sink, sink, sink, and then chest. What about your jibblies? I like that staying wet. I'm like, no, I do all that every single time I shower before I touch a towel. Then I grab a towel, dry off.

Starting point is 00:27:06 What's the point of that? What do you gain? It's like, it's back to your f***ing logic. It's the pre-rinse before the rinse. It's the pre-cut before the cut. I'm pre-drying before I dry. Yeah, but that's wasting time. You're literally getting nothing done but playing with yourself.

Starting point is 00:27:20 No, I'm not. Like you haven't had human touch. I'm getting water off me. Makes sense why they do it. Not enough human touch. So you're in it human touch. I'm getting water off me. It makes sense why they do it. Not enough human touch. So you're in it with them. I am getting water off me. There's literally nothing you can say.

Starting point is 00:27:30 I shower every time. And when I see, just imagine this. Imagine this test, right? This hypothesis. You soak your arm. You just dip your arm in a bucket of water. You pull it right out. Immediately.

Starting point is 00:27:41 Grab a towel and wipe it off. That's the quickest way you can do it. Yes, but your whole body. Okay? Just imagine though. Tell me this. Answer me this. If you pull your arm,

Starting point is 00:27:50 soak it in a bucket of water, you pull it out, and then dry it. Is there more water like that? Or if you quickly went, what would be easier to dry with a towel? Or just straight on it? It doesn't matter.

Starting point is 00:28:06 The towel will be quick. The same speed. It will be the same amount of dryness. Okay, you're arguing speed. You said speed. It's quicker to dry. You said that. No, no, no.

Starting point is 00:28:15 I'm saying... That's what you said. I heard it with both of my ears. This one and this one. It makes the towel part quicker at the end. But it makes all drying quicker if you just immediately just get the towel. If the towel is quicker. But then your towel gets too wet. Dude a real thing that's your towel gets too wet

Starting point is 00:28:28 that's a real thing if you put what's the point of a towel okay honestly we're yeah i forgot we're in different brackets you use a different towel every shower yes i use i use a towel that's not true though i use a face towel and a and a body towel but i use that for like a week i use the same face towel for a week and the same body towel for a week. I got two towels every shower, but I just use it for a whole week. I don't know what's more impressive. You have two separate towels? How many towels do you own?

Starting point is 00:28:55 No, no, no. I'm saying you have two towels at your house? No, I'm saying you use two per shower. Like, yeah. One's on the left side of my... Now we're in the book of the undead. We're in the book of the secrets. Wait, that's weird.

Starting point is 00:29:08 You have a specific face towel? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You're doing it big, dog. You're doing it right. You're doing it big. No, it's just what towel I grab. I'll grab two towels.

Starting point is 00:29:19 No, no, no. Oh, no. I don't have- Oh, no, no, no. You can't play it off like that. I don't have a face towel that says, this is for Peyton's face. It changes once I wash it. No, no, I get no, no, no. You can't play it off like that. I don't have a face towel that says, this is for Peyton's face. It changes once I wash it.

Starting point is 00:29:26 No, no, I get that. I get that. I'm saying you choose to have two towels readily available for your exit of said shower, one only for your face. Right. Yeah, you're doing it big, dog. How is that big?

Starting point is 00:29:37 You're doing it big. You got a whole f***ing towel, a whole, like, adult towel. It's not a little rag. No, it's a towel towel. No, that's f***ing crazy. towel that's crazy that's a waste of linen how is it not waste of linen i'm using it for a week you have a are you not see you're not understanding what's wrong about this let's do this frame your face for me like you would take

Starting point is 00:29:58 a picture okay that's your face right here's the towel right yes and then for one shower here and then i'll rotate you are not that meticulous yes i am you know i'm weird about my face i have sensitive skin oh but you are not oh my god i bet i bet my i bet my sweet juicy that you don't do that i swear to god every time you get out of that shower you probably go go like this. And just dry it off. No, I literally go like this. Okay, I believe you, Pat. Yeah, Pat. But you definitely don't go...

Starting point is 00:30:31 Let's see the light. No. No, that was Tuesday. No, because after my shower, I'm responsible enough to flip it. I flip it after my shower, and that's going to be my next shower. You don't get to say shit about me getting water off my arms when you use two full-blown body towels, one specifically

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Starting point is 00:32:11 I love my wife to death. It's my birthday. I can say it alone. I love my wife to death. Can I please tell you this story? Yeah, tell me about your wife. That sends me pictures of her poop. We're at a Mexican restaurant, right?

Starting point is 00:32:19 Oh, God. I know it was wicked after that. It was, but we're at a Mexican restaurant. It's one of the ones where you order at the front, then you go to the... Kind of like... It was. But we're at a Mexican restaurant. It's one of the ones where you order at the front, then you go sit down. Kind of like a... It's like a lunchroom style thing. Yes.

Starting point is 00:32:29 What's the place we go to? Doesn't matter. So you order at the front, and then you go sit down, right? Liv's looking at the menu. I already know what I want, and I have Malachi. So I told her what I wanted. I go sit down with the kid. She comes back, and she goes, they just looked at me so weird, and I think they're talking

Starting point is 00:32:43 about me, and I don't know what's going on. And I go who yeah she's like all the whole work the whole staff she was like i almost had to get on one of their i was like okay okay relax first we have our ghetto street dweller thug your wife's a thug your Your wife's a criminal. Keep going. Oh my god. We have our kid here. You're not getting active, Mike Tyson. Sit down and eat your tacos. So I go, why? What do you mean? Like, did you do something? She goes, I literally just ordered what you told me to and what I wanted. I go, okay, what'd you say? I, you not. She said, can I have the chips and queso 10 I'll take the paloma 11 can I get the the quesadilla 11 I'll take the taco platter 14 those were the prices next to him she thought it was a part of the name she said let me get

Starting point is 00:33:38 the quesadilla 14 let me get the chips and queso 10. She ordered with the prices. Your wife went to school, right? I think. I really think. She was there. Physically there. I don't know what she was doing from bell to bell. Okay, but take me.

Starting point is 00:33:54 You know your wife. So when she said that, y'all know exactly what I did. Take me through it. I stood up, laughed, and I went and grabbed the menu. Yeah. Now, I'm not giving any excuses. The numbers are close. Very close. Like like i'm talking

Starting point is 00:34:06 maybe one space away but it's clear as day the prices it's always the was there a dollar sign it's never not been the it doesn't matter nothing's called let me get the quesadilla 10 at a restaurant that is the price yeah when you were saying i was like 10 quesadillas like exactly let me get let me get the 12 that's the price yeah so in a loving way, I said, babe, I love you. You're wrong. This is always the price. She goes, it's too close. They need to really differentiate that. Just put the prices on the left side.

Starting point is 00:34:32 What would it change? We're going to say, let me get the 14 quesadillas. She did that. Then when y'all came over to the house with the tortillas, she's heating up these tortillas. We catered Chipotle for the house. She's heating up tortillas. She goes how how long is a minute and 90 seconds i go that's strange i've i've i've lived 27 years i've never heard that no your wife's stupid i've never don't say that

Starting point is 00:34:58 she's not she does she acts before she thinks i love your wife she acts before she thinks but it struck your wife. She acts before she thinks. But it struck me because I said, I've been on this earth for 27 years. I've never heard that sentence. Never once. A minute and 90 seconds. She goes, it says, heat the tortillas up a minute and 90 seconds. Me and CJ, two and a half minutes. You're done at three.

Starting point is 00:35:19 Payne goes, I think that's three minutes. Ryan looked at me. Ryan looked at me so sad. Bro. Me and CJ go, two and a half minutes. She takes them out, puts it in two and's three minutes. Ryan looked at me. Ryan looked at me so sad. Bro. He was f***ed, man. Me and CJ go, two and a half minutes. She takes him out, puts in two and a half minutes, brings tortillas out. I grab one.

Starting point is 00:35:32 I almost went to the ER. I said, that was f***ing hot. What are you doing? She goes, it said that. Same s***. I look at the thing. It says, a minute to 90 seconds. And I was like, Olivia, can you read? Like,

Starting point is 00:35:46 do you have the ability to read? Can you look at, I'm the bad guy. Can you look at letters, put them together, and make it make sense? She goes, I don't know,

Starting point is 00:35:53 I just, it said a minute, whatever. And I was like, that's like someone like going to a store and getting your change back, and they're like, here's your change,

Starting point is 00:35:59 $7.60. That's $8.60. Right. And, I love Liv. I love her. That's why I've known her forever. I can make fun60. And I love Liv. I love her. That's why I've known her forever. I can make fun of her.

Starting point is 00:36:07 Gotta love Liv. But her excuses are starting to run dry now. Oh, very dry. How long are we going to get off pregnancy brain? Mom brain, yeah. Mom brain never goes away. Get the f***. Mom's pretty cognizant.

Starting point is 00:36:21 Oh, God. God don't like ugly. The pride always comes before the fall okay but we're talking about that night we had at your house we we spent your birthday at your house in your mansion right your dog dude what don't you don't you do it now you show a hands behind the screen are we close say if it's yes put your hand up are Are we close to having to sit Ruby down permanently, right? Right. No, we are not.

Starting point is 00:36:49 No, we are not. Ruby's five. Okay. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. She's five? Five. She looks rough for five, dude.

Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, she's got some grays. Relax. But I love Ruby. You know Ruby is now a very deep second Amalekite, but I love Ruby. Yes. We got to get her some kind of medicine dude because every what do you mean because and this is bad you being a hostess is bad your dog you got to keep her outside or in a closet or something because let's be honest dude We shouldn't leave your house with rashes after we cuddle with your dog. No, it's a fact. Ryan's whole forearm.

Starting point is 00:37:30 No. Right? And then when my parents came over, she got my lips. Because I gave her a kiss on the head. I got bumps on here. I was itching. It was bad, brother. She's a wild beast.

Starting point is 00:37:40 She rolls in sediment on the daily. Okay, because where Cam lives, he literally lives in a garbage fill. I'm not being an a**hole. He literally does. They burn the community's trash in his backyard. Less than a mile away. I live less than a mile away from the city dump. And sometimes

Starting point is 00:37:57 when you walk inside of Cam's house, it literally smells like a slaughterhouse. It smells like they're butchering animals in there because of what's going on outside. And Cam just throws his ugly little crooked dog out there to bathe in it. And he forgets about her. And she comes in

Starting point is 00:38:13 like a little cyclops. She's breathing in trash all day. And Cam's like, hey, Ruby, where's my kid? Leaves us to cuddle with the dog with mites on it. We gotta wash the, is what I'm saying. We got to wash the dog. You said she came in like a cyclop. Yes, and she looks at me different now.

Starting point is 00:38:32 Her eyes are glowing. She's got the jaundice going. Oh, no. If Ruby was watching this right now, she'd be crying. She'd be crying. You love that dog i love her that's why okay that's the thing i make fun of things that i love so much another one i'm spraying now there's something else happened at your house oh my god right i'm telling you cam is just not

Starting point is 00:39:00 used to social environments anymore what is happening since you got old you turned 30 today happy birthday by the way it's 27 and since you had your kid it's like you were like this brother and it quickly went down it was like the the iron giant all right quick drop as a 27 year old man okay if you get liquor in Cam's system, he has a debate kink. Brother, when I say he will get off the argument for nothing. For nothing. He'll look for it. He'll look for it.

Starting point is 00:39:40 He doesn't even believe in. He will fight you. And I don't like it, dude. I don't like it. Can I say what happened? No, I can't. I don't even remember what was it. Oh, it started in San Antonio.

Starting point is 00:39:52 Tell me real quick. No, oh, that absolutely not. No, you can't. No, get off what I was talking about. Oh, okay. But whenever we were at his house, I was on the phone with a friend of mine. And the friend has a friend, right? They were in the same car.

Starting point is 00:40:09 So I was on the phone with my friend. They were in the car with their friend. I was talking to them, too. Cam wasn't involved, but Cam immediately walked past, grabbed a beer, cracked it, took a sip. The serum hit. The debate serum hit. I'm like, you mother f***er. What do you believe in?

Starting point is 00:40:28 You're not believing in 5-4. I'm taking the other side. Say it. Exactly. What the f*** do you like? What do you like? I'm just, when I'm drunk, I'm a debate chameleon. I'll go any side, any room, any argument.

Starting point is 00:40:52 Right. So, he wasn't involved in this convo. Cam doesn't even know these people. He overhears something that my friend's friend said. He grabs my phone he grabbed like i doesn't know these people i barely know the friend grabs the phone he goes what'd you say i'm like i'm thinking he's gonna be like jokey like oh that's how he's introducing himself to these people 45 minutes on my phone my phone was hot when i got it back he was debating for 45 minutes i kept saying i just hold on bro i said cam it doesn't really matter does it right i said cam

Starting point is 00:41:32 can i it doesn't really matter and he goes yeah no we're all having fun it's jokes but like that's wrong i'm i'm telling you do not be around cam with liquor. Okay. Like some people fight, Cam debates. First off, do not make it seem like I drink one Miller Lite and I'm just like, what are you believing? No, no, no. If I'm like a comfortable amount, a couple shots, a couple mixies. That ends, you dragged it. A couple shots.

Starting point is 00:41:59 Did y'all hear it? Okay. I don't know if y'all heard it. Wait, a couple, what did I say? He said, I'm, I was like, he was fighting for it. First off, I said. He gets y'all heard it. Wait, what did I say? He said, I'm... I was like, he was fighting for it. First off, I said... He gets into the debate and he's like...

Starting point is 00:42:09 No, you did. He's fighting. It's in him, bro. I said mixies. M. It's a part of your... I said a couple shots, a couple mixies. You said...

Starting point is 00:42:18 No, you said M. It was a heavy long M. What the hell is a mixie? Oh! No. He go, get out! Oh. No, no, no, no. Nah, uh-oh.

Starting point is 00:42:30 It's not saying even in Patreon. It's not even saying in Patreon. Not even. But that's a good one, right? I thought he said it better. We got to get off this. Move, move. But yeah, I don't know what it is.

Starting point is 00:42:43 I really don't know the origin behind that. You understand. I like debating. Yes, but I'm drunk. It's really don't know the origin behind that. You understand. I like debating. Yes, but I'm drunk. It's new. It's never been like that. I think I had a kid and I was like, God, I just can't do it with Liv.

Starting point is 00:42:52 Anyone else want to fight with words? Yeah, but it used to be overhorned whenever you were kind of a couple shots at you. That's why I like being around you. I was like, come give it to daddy. I was like, come give it to me, pops. He said, no, I know, I know. You think Liv looks great? Just squeeze right here.

Starting point is 00:43:09 It's starting to get to that mode, huh? I have a question. Hey, you pulled it out of me. You can't start. Pause. You can't. Oh my god. I would never do that. Relax. Happy birthday to you.

Starting point is 00:43:26 Okay, relax. If I could get you pregnant. I said don't start something you can't finish. If I had a baker's dozen, how much bread would be in that oven? Is that the same? There's a bacon brewing in the oven? What's the thing for pregnancy? A bun in the oven.

Starting point is 00:43:42 You would have a Pillsbury Doughboy amount of bun in the oven i'd leave you all right you would have you would have a pillsbury dough boy amount of buns in your oven if i get you pregnant we'd have some tall glasses of wine and they would be something maybe what did you just say oh no you didn't oh my god you have to keep that camera on me oh my god oh my god okay i got a question oh please i got a question right i saw this on tiktok and i didn't read the comments i didn't even finish the video i saw this guy on tiktok i forgot his name i'm so sorry he was out in the wilderness by a waterfall oh first thing he said was where's that water coming from? I immediately clicked off the video. I said, Jesus Christ, that is the smartest question I've ever heard in my life. You're kidding me.

Starting point is 00:44:32 Imagine at the top of a mountain, where's the water coming from? Okay, first off, I highly, highly doubt brother was at the top of a mountain. Regardless of him, you know those big waterfalls that are like thousands of feet in the air. And it's like rushing water. Where's the water power coming from? Where's the water source? Nothing's plugged in, brother. There's a collection of water

Starting point is 00:44:55 and then there's a cliff. Or a fall off. Or a downward hill. No, there is a mountain. There's waterfall mountains. Prove it! How about that? Show me your magical waterfall mountain. There's waterfall mountains. Prove it. How about that? Show me your magical waterfall mountain. Niagara Falls.

Starting point is 00:45:10 Niagara Falls is a literal massive body of water. I don't even know what that is. I know it's a song, but it's a good song. Bro, all a waterfall is, there's collected water. Where? How'd it get up there? Do it like this? What? Okay there's collected water. Where? How'd it get up there? It went like this? What?

Starting point is 00:45:27 Okay, listen to me. Rain? Rain? There's that much rain in this world? For 24-7 to go... All day for 20 years, there's that much rain? I've been in some rainstorms, not that big of one. It's a collected body of water

Starting point is 00:45:45 it's falling it typically gets fed from another source like this river runs into this pond that falls down 50 feet god they got you

Starting point is 00:45:53 they got me okay but let's slow down everybody has a collective unit I'll play your game I'm game so there let's take it step by step

Starting point is 00:46:01 go for it yes or no is there waterfalls that are like mountains tall? I genuinely don't know. I'll say yes for you. Yes, you've never seen big waterfalls that are thousands of feet in the air? First off, almost every waterfall is like a lot of them are jungle based.

Starting point is 00:46:16 Not in the f***ing mountains. So I don't know what you're talking about. That's why I'm just going to say yes. They're not in the f***ing mountains. Mountains are typically dry. They're in jungles, you d***. But sure, sure. Yeah, you d***. But sure. Sure.

Starting point is 00:46:27 Yeah, there's a waterfall in Everest where people are freezing because it's so high up. It's so cold. Water freezes. But there's a big f***ing waterfall there. I'm talking about the height of it. Mountain height. Oh my god. Sure.

Starting point is 00:46:43 Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Starting point is 00:46:45 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Starting point is 00:46:52 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Where is that water coming from? Because there's not a lot of people are going to say it comes from the ocean. That's, I mean. Right. It comes from a body of water. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:11 Okay. So how is it getting up that high? Is it going up the mountain and then falling back down? Where's the water coming from? And waterfalls are so fast. Miles per hour. So many of them. Pee. No, it's So many of them. P.

Starting point is 00:47:25 No, it's not. P. Water. First off, water is not, water is not. Water's not water now? What? No. No.

Starting point is 00:47:34 I'm sorry. Don't get mad at me. You think there's a mythical water fountain. We have four people. Somebody Google it. God. Water fountain mountain. Water fountain.. God. Waterfowl Mountain. Waterfowl. Waterfowl Mountain.

Starting point is 00:47:51 Tell that to somebody. Waterfowl Mountain. Get it cranked up. Highest waterfall in the world. Somebody Google it before I plug somebody. Angel Falls, 3,200. 14,409. 13,776.

Starting point is 00:48:04 He's bodying up 14,0006. He's bodying, yo. 14,000 feet. That's higher than the Twin Towers. That's a lot higher than that. That's significantly higher than that. That's higher than the Burj Khalifa. A lot higher than that. Okay, so how is water getting 14,000 feet in the air?

Starting point is 00:48:19 How much? That much water? Okay, if we were at 14,000 feet in the air, do we just automatically never get rain ever again what if our city say we're 200 years in the future we got we got floating cities right now we're we're five our our street level is 5 000 feet in the air right we just don't get rain okay watch this yes you're gonna get rain yeah but to be 24 7 for there to be water falling down 14 000 feet you know how much water is 14 000000 feet of water? It's a couple gallons. That's right.

Starting point is 00:48:45 Yeah, that's a lot of water. Okay, right. So say this is, I put this 14, I collected, I'm, I take, slow down.

Starting point is 00:48:53 You're giving me a stigmatism. I'm starting to have a, ooh. So I play, I take this 14,000 feet in the air, right? Yes. I take this water bottle. I collected all this,

Starting point is 00:49:06 14,000 feet in the air, right? Mm-hmm. And I bottle. I collected all this 14,000 feet in the air, right? And I tip it. It's going down the waterfall. Correct. It's going to run out eventually. You ever seen a waterfall run out of water? Nope. You want to know why?

Starting point is 00:49:17 Where's all the water coming from? Because it's not the size of a smart water bottle yet. There's so much more water. That was a visual example for your elementary brain. So, look, if that's your little fall thing, then the rest of this room is the amount of water that it has. And every second that that is falling, the whole water cycle is happening. There's never a pause. There's not little workers going, oh, long day.

Starting point is 00:49:39 Let's go to bed. No, water's always going like this. Evaporation. You just don't understand how much water that is, Cam. You just don't understand how much water. Then you are. That's 14,000 feet Evaporation. You just don't understand how much water that is, Cam. You just don't understand how much water. Then you are. That's 14,000 feet in the air. You just don't understand.

Starting point is 00:49:49 How is it getting up there so much? Listen, first off. It's not raining 24-7. First off. It's not raining that much. It doesn't rain that much. First off. It doesn't.

Starting point is 00:49:56 Just because the fountain, the waterfall, rather, is 14,000 feet in the air, doesn't mean it's falling down to sea level. There could be another gathering point. We were talking about the sea. You said it's falling 14,000 feet in the air. Does it mean it's falling down to sea level? There could be another gathering point. We were talking about the sea. You said it's falling 14,000 feet. That's not what that means. You just brought up the sea. It's hitting ponds or something.

Starting point is 00:50:13 I said sea level because that's zero. Zero is sea level. I didn't get taught that. I know you didn't. I know you didn't. Just because the waterfall starts at 14,000, you think, matter of fact,

Starting point is 00:50:23 matter of fact, you said the Burj Khalifa, right? Yes. So let's imagine maybe three or four of them are stacked. You think this waterfall has a clear shot line of 14,000 feet

Starting point is 00:50:35 to the bottom of the ground without touching anything else? Yes. Cam, what's it gonna, it's getting caught by somebody? They're catching in the middle? If it's, if something,

Starting point is 00:50:44 if I'm jumping, I wouldn't advise, if I were to, if I were caught by somebody? They're catching in the middle? If it's, if something, if I'm jumping, I wouldn't advise. If I were to, if I were to drop something off of 14,000 feet, how many feet am I falling? Is the thing falling down? 14,000 feet. That's not how that works. That's not how that works.

Starting point is 00:50:58 I lose airtime? That's literally like saying there could be buildings. The building itself is 3,000 feet. If you jump off, they might have a safety net. Don't say that. They might have another, yeah, that was a wicked thing but i'm saying just because if i threw a penny off an 800 foot building how far is the penny you're not listening 800 feet you're not listening i'm cooking with grease you're not listening you're not cooking with grease you're not listening there could be another collecting point a lot of waterfalls go from this like niagara falls

Starting point is 00:51:20 stop saying stuff with the N's. That's close. Like the cool fall place, right? The cool fall place. Right. Niagara Falls. Yeah. It literally, ton of water, amazing droppage, and it's like right there. Like immediately falls into another body of water, and then that trickles down. Okay, regardless of how far it's falling, how is there that much water for it to never stop ever?

Starting point is 00:51:41 And it's been going since like 1990. I don't know when it got created, But imagine, for 50,000 years, there's just water flowing. There's not that much rain in the world. Yes, there is. First off, I'll talk to God about it. Yeah, you will. He's going to love that comment.

Starting point is 00:51:57 I go over like, Jesus, I don't get this. He just goes, son, look. Ding. You go, oh. No. Oh, my God. Oh, you're a Ding. You go, oh. No. Oh, my God. Oh, you're a creation. You are made in the lab.

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Starting point is 00:53:16 The You Should Know Podcast. All right, I stopped at a gas station like three days ago, and I observed something that I need to ask you. If you ever saw this, if you were this person anything okay back in high school right there's a point where guys not all guys but sometimes guys getting that that era of like they're the they're top dog it's your ego era it's the ego era the you know you're trying to be hard when you don't really need to be for any reason yes yes i've had that error and then so the next step is your guys kind of your boys kind of all do it at once like you just because i don't know where you're like this click

Starting point is 00:53:49 of like your friend group yeah yeah like everyone's trying to go jump people exactly okay right yeah now what i saw that by the way yeah me neither but what i saw i pull up to this gas station and there's this like there's this little camry and they're just popping out high school age boys one gets out with a beater. He has like one tattoo. What's the race? Everything, honestly. Okay, good.

Starting point is 00:54:09 Like genuinely. Don't try to catch me. I was just seeing where you were going with the story. No, don't try to get me. It's funny, trust me. They're getting out of the car. One kid has his first tattoo. This other kid, they're getting out right.

Starting point is 00:54:18 And you can just tell they're cool. They're high schoolers. They're getting to that point. The last guy gets out of the car. He gets out of the car he gets out of the car in like jeans okay jeans and like benjamin franklin glasses now i said to myself okay i as soon as i saw him i said why does it look so familiar every i feel like every group when they hit their their ego era every time your boys try to to get all hard and shit, there's always that one guy that wants to be involved so bad,

Starting point is 00:54:47 but he's got Ben Frank glasses. There's always one kid that's trying to be hard, and you got them stainless steel joints that are just as old as can be, and you just don't fit the part. There's always that one guy. The run of the group. Oh, my God. But Loki is the best.

Starting point is 00:55:02 Those are the dogs. Yeah, it's the best person to have in the friend group. It's the best person. Jimmy. I had a Jimmy. There we go. This kid, this kid named, I don't even remember his name, but he was that person in the group.

Starting point is 00:55:14 He tried to fight me in the seventh grade. How did that go? I literally was walking out of the lunchroom, and there was like 30 people waiting outside the bathroom. Yeah. And he was right there, and he was like, come on. And I was terrified. You were scared of the runt in the group? No, no, no. But he was the runt and he was like come on and i was i was terrified so you're

Starting point is 00:55:25 scared of the run in the group no no but he he he was the run but he wasn't the run about same size knew he's probably gonna whoop didn't and i didn't hit my ego area yet wait why did you want to fight she hit his ego era early he hit in the seventh grade why do you want to fight you don't know you never asked him you're like hey brother why oh no like if people want to fight me my first question is, why? Like, what do I do? Like, what are we doing? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:50 So I didn't have time to ask, right? So I played the, I'm going to defend myself, but kind of in a cowardly way. I said, you know, I got too much to lose. Oh. I swear to God. No. How old were you? You need to look at me.

Starting point is 00:56:03 This is seventh grade. This is seventh grade. You see my Bakugan collection. No, no, no. I got too much to God. No. How old were you? You need to look at me. This is seventh grade. This is seventh grade. You see my Bakugan collection. No, no, no. I got too much to lose. No, no, no. I went the school sports route. That's in seventh grade? Brother tried out for football team, didn't make it.

Starting point is 00:56:17 So I knew that was his one weakness. I used it against him. I got too much to lose. My coaches would get on to me. I'd lose my spot on the team and be just like you. Then I walked down the hallway quicker. I wouldn't even get away. I said, my spot on the team and be just like you. Then I walked down the hallway quicker. I said, if I lose my shot, I'll be just like you. But it literally was this scenic, like I pulled in, saw him,

Starting point is 00:56:35 remembered the kid, remembered this whole thing. I was in my car for like two minutes. I was like, holy, unlocked a core memory. I know when your ego error was. Please tell me when my ego era was. I actually just found that out today. Okay. Because it's your birthday, so I was going to go post

Starting point is 00:56:51 videos and pictures from our old times at Seminole in college. We were like 18. You were like 19 at the time. I was 18. I don't know why I liked you. Bro, don't say that. Oh, no. You loved me.

Starting point is 00:57:05 Way more than I do now. You loved yourself. I'm just kidding. Yeah, that's when it was tight and not so gross. Back then, it was like... Your body back then was so tight and nice and welded. Now, it's like you put a bunch of pudding in a Ziploc bag and you just tape it together. I got Ziploc pudding. i got ziplock pudding i got ziplock

Starting point is 00:57:28 pudding yes but no your ego era was college you thought you were the hottest white man win win in college no not there's a very real answer my freshman year your sophomore year no yes 100 i was a video that i was looking at, two videos in a row, different days. I put the flash on. Or actually, you used to make me put the flash on when I would take videos to camp. Oh, my God. It's all coming together. So I would record camp, like just friends, like recording.

Starting point is 00:58:00 He'd be like, oh, no, turn the flash off. Like he's like, do not take my video or take a video of me unless flash is on. And I'd be like, why? flash on. He's like, do not take a video of me unless flash is on. And I'd be like, why? And this is what he would do. Oh, okay. He would lick his lips, smile, because he knew he had nice teeth. But then he would open his eyes way more so people could see his blue eyes with the flash on. Is yes or no?

Starting point is 00:58:18 Am I telling the truth? You're 100% telling the truth. Yes. He was a piece of shit. Okay. The reason being, right? My 18 years of living up to that point My 18 years of living up to that point. 18 years of living up to that point.

Starting point is 00:58:28 Same city, same people, same girls. Everyone knows each other, right? I go to a different state, and now I'm hearing the same compliments, but from people I've never met. Do I really have, like, a nice grill, nice eyes? My boy said, I'm a weirdo. I take videos all the time anyway. I'm not going to ask. I'm just going to pop in when you're about naked and record you. I'm just kidding. No take videos all the time anyway unsolicited I'm not gonna ask

Starting point is 00:58:45 I'm just gonna pop in when you're butt naked and record you I'm just kidding no you didn't see those I was hiding I have so many videos on the toilet

Starting point is 00:58:53 but Pete we were boys we were rocking out by going to the crack of the door like that your bathroom was in my room it sure was which that is wicked

Starting point is 00:59:01 in itself right there yeah god that's wicked for a game of urinate he had to come through my room. Yeah, that's nonsense. But he would take videos all the time, as I would him, and I said, hey, bro, like, run that back. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:13 I said, put the flash on. Blue's going to get a little bluer. Whites are going to get a little whiter. Yeah, but you realize you're a douchebag, right? No, now that's very douchebag. But it wasn't like you're, like, cool playing it off. You're like, you're going to see my teeth. Like, you licked them.

Starting point is 00:59:24 You made them a little wet so they would shine a little more. Dude, it was gross. That's bad. I was looking at these old videos because I'm posting something for your birthday, but I do have a birthday gift for you. It's not a lot. It's not a lot. Pierce, will you go get the birthday gift?

Starting point is 00:59:40 And we're all going to sing you happy birthday as it's coming. Okay. He's going to the fridge. Pierce is going to the fridge. I. He's going to the fridge. Yes. I'm going to eat this? Yes. Well, I mean, we all are.

Starting point is 00:59:49 Oh, okay. But it would be cool for like the video and all that and all that. But we're keeping all this, by the way. I just want to celebrate with you. You ready, Prince? Am I like eyes closed right now? Not see or what? No, you can see it.

Starting point is 01:00:01 You can see it. Okay. Happy birthday to Cam. Happy birthday to Cam. Happy birthday, dear Cam. Happy birthday to Kim! Thank you guys. All right, Kim.

Starting point is 01:00:29 Thank you, thank you, thank you. So I want you, that's a sick looking cake. That is. Sick looking cake. Can you take that, hold it up. Take a big bite, I think it'll be cool. You know, I look, he wants some too. Or did y'all bring forks? Do you have forks?

Starting point is 01:00:44 Do you have a fork? Okay, you go get some forks. We need forks too. God, it smells fantastic. Bro, no, yeah, whenever I was putting it in, I was like, god, that's why. I was like, let's get forks in here. All right, Piercy, bring me them forks.

Starting point is 01:00:58 Ten knives, thank you. Obviously, Cam, there's so many. Oh, we're all unit, my bad. We're all unit. Here, you go first Happy birthday, Jim This is a YSK cake. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. It's red Can I get it

Starting point is 01:01:26 What flavor is that? I think it's red velvet, right? Oh, I just got straight icing. What? That's... Oh, my God. It's good, right? It's very good. There's something different, though.

Starting point is 01:01:40 There's, like, a different flavor. Like, it's... There's like a different flavor. Like, it's... There's something different. You don't like it? No, it's... Where'd you get this? What? There's something a little different.

Starting point is 01:01:56 Have you bitten it? Yes. Have you gotten the cake? Yeah. You got the extra cake? Yes. And you liked it? Yes. Get a big bite of that. Am I? Is this a... No, I'm not, dude. You got the extra cake? Yes. And you liked it? Yes.

Starting point is 01:02:06 Get a big bite of that. Am I? Is this a... I'm not doing... You bite it. No. Wait, no. I'm not like...

Starting point is 01:02:12 No, go on the other side. Don't say that. We just... They gave that to us for free. Oh. Well... They're friends. They're friends.

Starting point is 01:02:20 Oh. Take it... Wait. Okay. They want like a big bite thing on the thing. Oh, okay. Um, okay. Sorry. No, you're good. Just take like a big bite thing on the thing. Oh, okay. Um, okay. Sorry.

Starting point is 01:02:25 No, you're good. Just take like a big bite of the cake. Just bite it? Barbaric style? Yeah. No, no. You can take like a big, like take like a big chunk and eat it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:34 All right, y'all. Oh. This is. Happy birthday, Kel. Yay. Happy birthday. Woo. Rate it one through ten What you don't like it for real

Starting point is 01:02:53 You don't like it He doesn't like it Cam I need water Where did you get this It's not good Cam No, I need water. I need water. Where did you get this? No, it's... It's not good? Cam!

Starting point is 01:03:08 Cam! We fucking got you a birthday cake, and you don't like it? It's red velvet. It's something different. It's, um... It's no... It's dead. Cam, you have to get a good shot of you doing it.

Starting point is 01:03:25 We promise him. We got it for free. We promise him he'll get a good shot of this. I would do it for you, but it's your birthday. Cam, you are doing a lot. You're doing extra. You're extra. No, give me water.

Starting point is 01:03:43 I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. You can cut this out. Give me water. It's that bad? Give me water. This is a, uh, this is... Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Before you...

Starting point is 01:03:54 We gotta get a shot. I understand. They need a shot. Gabe, you look like... Is it hot? You look like you just did the hot challenge. It's like, oh, I just tongued that. I'm so sorry. I was so caught up in the moment. I'm so sorry that bet okay Here we go all right everybody quiet Dude, let's say one, but okay, but we promise it was a free cake

Starting point is 01:04:19 You have to you have you have You have you have to you okay? Just come to, you have to, okay, just, time out. It's a free cake. And the only reason we got. Okay, okay, you cannot say that. Okay, let's try it. Everybody, quiet. Everybody quiet, okay, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet.

Starting point is 01:04:43 Here we go. No, I'm gonna keep it buck with all this the last shot this last Yeah, we got one shot All you got to do it's a free sponsored cake We they said cam. We'll try it. are we saying they're are we saying their stuff yes at the end i'll say it okay stop okay here we go let's get through this bro we're wasting time okay oh i told like one big bite and you say

Starting point is 01:05:30 thank you for making my birthday whatever okay that i'm gonna get it okay ready i'm gonna say it with happy birthday cam i'm gonna try it after you here you go yeah here we go here we go i'm not facing this here we go here we go here we go one big bite wait no don't get that saeed to tell it's pre-cut i'm not no like hey just take that big icing part off just take that big icing part and just go for the where the red part is like No, like into the... Throw that piece away. Here. Throw that piece away.

Starting point is 01:06:08 Oh, f***. And then go into that red. Go into this red? Yes, get right into the red. And just one big or medium-sized scoop in there. And thank you for making my birthday special. What's the name? It's called small... It's called Small Cakes.

Starting point is 01:06:25 Small Cakes. Yeah, Small Cakes. Don't say the city. Yeah. Here we go. Ready? Yeah. Happy birthday, Kale!

Starting point is 01:06:35 Yay! Here we go. Shout out, Small Cakes. Thank you so much for making my birthday. Oh, my God. Red Velvet. Oh, my God. You for making my birthday. Oh, my God. Red Velvet. Oh, my God. You did a big one.

Starting point is 01:06:47 Oh, my God. It's good. It's good. Cam, it's a prank cake. I know. I know. This isn't a sponsored cake at all. Can't be real.

Starting point is 01:07:12 Oh, shit. Okay. Hey, that thing tasted absolutely horrible. Oh, God. Do you want to know what was in it? Yeah. Citric acid powder. No. They poisoned.

Starting point is 01:07:36 Citric acid powder, baking soda, salt. That was bad. Nutmeg powder, clove powder, ginger powder, watermelon rum extract. Holy s***. I'm not on that first bite. I literally thought, I was like, okay, that's just a wicked icing, like a sour cream or something. And then that second one, I said, oh, something ain't right. Okay, but small cakes, they something ain't right. Okay.

Starting point is 01:08:06 But small cakes, they actually helped us out with this. They made you a real cupcake. Because we've gone to small cakes before, and it's actually really good. So I don't want y'all to think it's bad. They made you a cupcake that's real, and it says, we're so sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They were super over with it.

Starting point is 01:08:22 Thank you. That's gotta go Give me a different fork Here you go Oh, small cakes This better be This is gonna be deserving Now is it better?

Starting point is 01:08:37 There we go There we go There we go Happy birthday, Ken Holy shit Can't be a YSK thing Without there being some kind of twist

Starting point is 01:08:46 dude I was I honestly was trying to be like a solid man dude that was so funny bro the way you were like you were like

Starting point is 01:08:53 thank you so much I'm dead serious cause the first one I thought was a fluke I thought I got a bite or something weird so the second one

Starting point is 01:09:01 I was like I just gotta eat it all like really give it a shot dude when I was swallowing all that it was bad there's no person that prank could have worked on except for cam if that was me i'd be like i'm not eating this cake like i would have been like there's no way i'm not doing i don't care if they made it for me i'm not eating that but cam is too nice and so he was like yeah i'll do another big bite bro the way you kept taking it i was like no get a big bite

Starting point is 01:09:23 in the middle i know and you kept saying big. I was like, dog, they're about to get a little lick at this point. This is awful. I was like, I'm about to lick it and say, thanks, small cakes. Oh, God, that was so good.

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Starting point is 01:11:10 You know what that is? Pop culture, Payton and Kim. Pop culture, Payton and Kim. All right. My pop culture for all my people. It's about a sport you and me used to play. Basketball. Did you say blasketball?

Starting point is 01:11:24 That's what y'all call it. So let's go watch some blasketball. I'm just kidding. Basketball, the NBA, the playoffs are officially set very soon. And fun fact, first year of LeBron Lakers, first year they've had home court advantage. They've been a top four seed in the West. I love that.

Starting point is 01:11:42 They're pairing up with the Timberwolves, Mavs, which I don't give a shit about anymore, unfortunately. They're in the playing tournament. But overall, playoffs, I have like two questions for you. I got you. Who do you think is – yeah, they said he picks his cellies off the GTA wheel. Who do you think is leaving from the East and the West? Just off rip, without putting too much thought in it,

Starting point is 01:12:04 who's going to be in the finals? Lakers. Actually, what's OKC? Hey, not going to lie. OKC's the West? Nah, I don't think. I'm not going to lie. I mean, Lakers are, dude.

Starting point is 01:12:17 Lakers are good. Lakers are good, but their matchup with OKC, I'm not too terrified of. Really? Like, the way they play. Because they're another, like, the only time that we could really get – see some scary shit is if Hartenstein and Chet are playing, like,

Starting point is 01:12:30 significant minutes together because they're just smaller. But then that means Braun's on Chet. He'll push him out. But, bro, I don't know. OKC's been so good. OKC's going to sweep first round. They're going to sweep against the Grizzlies. If the Grizzlies get 8th seed, whoever – they're going to sweep them.

Starting point is 01:12:42 A lot of people are probably going to say Cleveland for the East, right? A lot of people are going to say Boston. That's where I'm going to go. I can't go against Boston. Yeah. That would be a hell

Starting point is 01:12:52 of a series, though. Right. Cleveland-Boston for the finals. Oh, my God. My God. Will it end up being that, probably?

Starting point is 01:12:57 Could be. Right. But Lakers on the same side of the bracket as OKC. I'm confident for them to beat Thunder. It'd be tough,

Starting point is 01:13:04 but I think they can do it. If they beat Timberwolves, go through Thunder, they're in the conference finals. Yeah, it's crazy. And that's one series away from... If the Lakers go to the finals, I think they're winning. I think they're going to win. There's no way LeBron's like...

Starting point is 01:13:18 Dude, I feel like that would be, like we were talking about off-camera like a week ago, he would redline. That would be the end of his career. If he won this year, I could genuinely see him like hey i gave it everything i have like i i can't i think he's gonna wait till bryce gets the nba ideally but if he makes it to the finals yeah he's playing as hard as he ever has yeah he's not gonna touch ball all summer i don't probably start next season two months on injury like 100 he's gonna give it every ounce yeah and then you have Luka.

Starting point is 01:13:46 Back-to-back finals. I hope his groin holds up. Oh, yeah. I think that was just a little... It happened two nights in a row. Or, like, not two nights, two weeks in a row. They're going to get some rest now, though. And they're going to give him his horse tranquilizer. They're like, come here, Bron. All reporters, look that way. Like, just sending them.

Starting point is 01:14:04 But, yeah, that was mine playoffs are here super excited it means basically for the next like two months there's basketball on every night right fantastic that's great that's a good pop culture my pop culture a little different why the katie perry in space no yeah no also don't believe it don't thank you also thank you i do not believe it thank you i don't believe it for 11 minutes and did you see the footage up there? It literally looked like a Netflix movie. They were like, their hair was so perfect. You're not in space.

Starting point is 01:14:32 And can we say this? There's no way they were that calm whenever they're flying around in space. Like, they're in a little incubator in space and they're like this. Bro, and they're just, oh, it's so pretty. My head hurts. Yeah, your head hurts. Gravity you've never experienced. You might have trained a little before you went.

Starting point is 01:14:49 But if you're in space, there's always an imminent, creeping thought of, if shit goes south, we're floating in black forever. Yes. These motherfuckers would prefer to be floating in white forever. It's too easy. Okay, continue. Sorry. It's too easy. Okay, continue. Sorry.

Starting point is 01:15:07 It's too easy. I can't continue. But I'm saying, like, there's no way if you watch that footage that you think that's real. No. And if you do, like, you are the people that suck. And then Katie was, like, seducting me. She had a dandy line up, and then she goes up to the camera, and she's like, yeah. I was like, oh.

Starting point is 01:15:27 Bro, she, Katie Perry. Katie she's like yeah i was like oh bro she katie perry katie perry like i love the conversation in itself she had such a revamp in her career did she have a fall off no not a not to where she wasn't even household name i'm saying like fireworks katie perry all that huge and then it was kind of like everyone knows katie perry but she kind of was just like dorm dormant for a little bit. And now she's like, super back, huge tour, Mark,

Starting point is 01:15:51 I would love to see her checks and balances on her f***ing advertising, everywhere I look. It's the Katy Perry tour? Katy Perry tour. Everywhere I look. Her label probably, online, real life, everywhere. So what happened is,

Starting point is 01:15:58 her label probably just was like, hey, we're going to pump all the money in her again. 300 million. Yeah. Into this tour. But, she's so talented. She ran our childhood.

Starting point is 01:16:07 She's a pop legend. I might go to her tour. I might see her go up there and put... Yeah, I love her. She has some bangers. She does. Did you see the way they came back on Earth when they came back from space

Starting point is 01:16:23 and they kissed the ground? You were there for 11 minutes. You thought you'd take a tour up there. Dude, that's what I'm saying. That'd be a whole conversation. Okay, if. I don't know where they're going to record these things. I don't know where they're doing it, but it's fake.

Starting point is 01:16:36 What if, after this gets posted, it gets clipped, the people that are running that, who did that, Elon or Jeff? One of them, right? I would assume. Jeff did? So, Jeff's team sees this. They're like, you don't believe it? Peyton and Cam, 11 minutes in space next year. Yes.

Starting point is 01:16:51 You would do it? I'd absolutely do it. All right? I would absolutely do it because one of two things happen. I go, oh, I have to go sign an NDA and I have everything I own at risk if I lie about it. Yeah. But I know. That's if I lie about it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:06 But I know. That's all I would need it for. I know that you're underwater in this basement in the middle of a desert and then you're faking any of the greatest graphics. Or I literally go into space and I'm looking down at the world and that's the most beautiful, that is like the craziest thing ever. And then I come back and tell everyone, holy shit, Israel. We've been in space. I ain't lost nothing in space. Yeah, that in space. I ain't lost nothing in space.

Starting point is 01:17:26 Yeah, that's true. I ain't lost nothing up there. I don't need to go up there. I don't need to see nothing up there. I ain't lost nothing up there. I would totally do it. If it was the exact same company,

Starting point is 01:17:34 same little ship, same parameters as Katie had. Okay, but they're gonna, what they're gonna do, because it's fake right now, what they would do because you were talking, they're gonna actually

Starting point is 01:17:42 put you up there with not enough science. Something wrong. Yeah, they're like, oh, see you, Cam. You know they used to put chimpanzees up in the in space yeah did we we we signed a document where that's not okay anymore right i don't know i mean i think that was in the very early phases of like space which is not true by the way we've never been in terms of media the early stages they're like let's send a monkey. In case it does go wrong, it's just a monkey's dead.

Starting point is 01:18:07 Monkey, ape, chimpanzee. Yes, I know. I didn't say anything. But you've... That's your brain. I said nothing. No, it is not. You did your little teeth thing. Oh!

Starting point is 01:18:16 Oh! But yeah, I really... I mean, I hope you don't do it anymore. But it's the same thing with medicine. We do get them rats, don't we? Get them rats. Sometimes monkeys. Bro, I mean, it's just to protect humans but i don't know yeah what that's fake i'm not going to space katie perry didn't go to space she looks great though

Starting point is 01:18:33 go see her tour she looks fantastic um and didn't gail king go up there but is she a part of it yeah who oh wait strange but what yeah who all was there and I'm going to look it up. Yeah, tell them. Let's hear the names. What celebs? We're in the 11-minute space pod. Okay. On April 14, 2025, an all-female crew, including pop star Katy Perry and CBS host Gayle King, successfully flew to space aboard Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket, making the first all-female space flight since 1963 the mission included lauren sanchez which is jeff bezos fiance and three other women

Starting point is 01:19:12 were they not important why why is their names out here um the flight was short suborbital trip that lasted approximately 11 minutes bro there's some there's just so many things that's... Why do you go to space if you're there for 11 minutes? It's because the flight was a part of Blue Origin's Growing Space Tourism program, which allows paying passengers to experience weightlessness. That's what you want to experience? Weightlessness? You don't want to see the stars?

Starting point is 01:19:41 Weightlessness. I want to go to space to feel weightlessness. Yeah, get a underwater treadmill start running a little bit yeah like yeah they have things called zero gravity planes and basically you get on a flight and they just drop real quick and you're like floating in the plane oh hell no it's sick i used to want to do it but now i'm i was a kid but now and and keyword there and i know that i know the the verbiage first all-female flight since 63 yeah i don't believe it it's 62 years 52 years didn't somebody just get lost up in space didn't we just

Starting point is 01:20:16 leave somebody up there they got stuck and we're just like hey let's go send another one let's just send let's just send people up there around a little little bit. Come back. It'll be 10 minutes. I'm not kind of. Gail King looked kind of good. Hold on. All right, let me get off this. Oh, my God. Gail King, all right. Hold on.

Starting point is 01:20:30 I forgot. I ain't seen Miss King. Hold on now, mama. Let me look at you. Let's get in a Patreon. We got Big Dog K-Rob here. He's going to be on the extended episode and the Koala Royalty episode and on 10 Minute Talks, which is out right now.

Starting point is 01:20:45 He's also going to be on a lot of tours. So if you love Big Dog K-Rob, he's going to be on a lot of the tour shows, especially the East Coast run. Vegas, let's do something here. What's up, man? Hey, tell someone. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:20:58 We want to go to Vegas, but you know. So tickets are available right now. Link in the bio. Join our Patreon. Get your merch. And I'm doing Cam's job. Cam, happy birthday. I was about to say, go for it, tickets are available right now. Link in the bio. Join our Patreon. Get your merch. And I'm doing Cam's job. Cam, happy birthday. I was about to say, go for it, brother.

Starting point is 01:21:08 Go for it. We absolutely love y'all. Thank you for coming back. Episode 161, you heard P. Everything you need to know is in the description below. Most importantly, the Patreon and the tickets. Both of those are at the top of the description. We love every single one of you.

Starting point is 01:21:22 We have a little bit extra love for our koala club members and the tickets are available it's all in the description i think you already know where this week's secret code is going i do know happy birthday cam hbdc happy birthday cam when kennedy happy birthday cam when kennedy the way your body moves it makes me serenity and i feel you touching all along my virginity. Wait, run it back, run it back, run it back. Cameron Kennedy, the way you touch me. I like you, won't touch and interrupt me.

Starting point is 01:21:59 I don't want you to interrupt me. And that pee-pee really fluffy. Fluffy. Fluffy pee-pee Cam's got on his pants and I want to go and give him a dance. I'm going to rub them nipples till the break of dawn and I'm going to touch you till your name is Sean. You're going to touch me all day, all night long. You're going to touch me in pants or in a thong.

Starting point is 01:22:15 You're going to touch me, get down, get in your... I'm going to lick you, split you, then flip you. Then I'm going to rip you from the back. I'm going to start at your neck and then at your back. I'm gonna touch you in the small of your back. And I'm gonna play. And I'm gonna play with that little bit of sack. And then I'm gonna go in and put it on your rack.

Starting point is 01:22:36 Joke's on you, cause my nuts are huge. Kim, I wanna play with your fan name. I want to see you in some panties. Who's still here? All right, who's staying this long? But f*** it, hey. We absolutely love y'all. Episode one.

Starting point is 01:23:02 Oh. Episode one. Episode 161. Thank you for all the comments. Thank you for all the love. I appreciate y'all a lot. I've probably said thank you this whole week as the lead up to this episode. But we love y'all. Can't wait to see you next time.

Starting point is 01:23:20 Remember, one out of two in quad bears. Don't make it home to Christmas. And we'll see you next time. And we'll see you on tour. Yeah, buy your tickets. No, yeah. There's a show in Vegas. You should go to studios.com. Yeah, there's a show in Vegas.

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