You Should Know Podcast - BLACK FRIDAY HORROR STORY! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

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The You Should Know Podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. Oh, God. That Thanksgiving turkey is just sitting in my stomach. Hey welcome back to the usual podcast season 2 episode 36 round of applause please nah nah i don't like that i did so loud it's so loud it's so it's so loud i feel like i feel like it like it like you you you know when when you're at school, right? You're at school and then the teacher had the, had the chalkboard, the eraser, and they smacked it against the thing to get you quiet.

You just gave me, you just gave me thoughts of that. And I didn't appreciate that. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, season two, episode 36. I hope everybody had a tremendous, tremendous Thanksgiving or whatever you celebrate i have obviously i ate good i'm sitting here with a good old full old ham that'll go to ham hawk sitting in my tummy right now if you haven't already if you look below you see that subscribe button is it pressed you're wrong if you look even more below that you see that comment i can't accept a field with your name You're wrong. like stories or funnies. Guys, we are back on the BS. It is about seven in the morning right now.

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Oh, we got co-hosts, Kim. I thought you were going, hallelujah. You said ho, I said hi. We got co-hosts, Kim. Put your legs down. Ha! You said ho, I said ha. We got to call this camp. Brrack. Tuck, put your legs down. Back in the studio. How you doing? Your hands are like a...

No, no, we did that. No, I'm done. I'm done. I did that like two weeks in a row. I'm done. Just shut up and do it. Alright. It's like the Starbucks drink is starting to infiltrate the brain cells. It's starting to get in there and I'm starting to get real wired. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

What? What? You freak. Stop. Dude. That was a big flinch for me for no reason. Dude, because you know I could physically harm you. I don't know why I flinch.

I have powers in the paws. I could physically harm you. I have powers in the paws. You know these paws. Do we need to pull up film? Pull up film of what? Of who? Just me asserting my physical dominance.

I don't know. What film is that? Because I've never seen that footage. I don't know. Last time in your apartment? Who filmed that? Oh, there was never film. So you just said pull up the film.

So you're a known liar. You're a known liar. You're a known liar. Okay, let known liar. You're a known liar. Okay, let's see if you're a liar. Who won? Who won? Why? Why on that mic?

No, I will say this again. I will say this again. We're back again. Co-host Cam Beck, you're not saying anything. See, I just segued that. Took my... You took this. I took this.

I hate that you do that. It's very it's bad very bad you're a grown man yeah you're a grown man you're a grown man you know who did that the jamis winston oh that's sick in front of other grown men all making millions of dollars and he's going you know what this is this that's that's bad i would never do that you You know what would be a shame, Cameron? What were you gonna say before- that's sick. What were you gonna say before? It would be a shame if- those are some nice new sneakers you got. I would-

Oh! What happened? Oh! What happened? Hold on. What happened? Hold on. Are you trying to- what are you doing?

I forgot about the- the release. Didn't get it. That was pretty quick. Uh, didn't get it. Please happened? Hold on. Are you trying to, what are you doing? I forgot about the release. Didn't get it. That was pretty quick. Didn't get it. Please try a different size. Try again. They're all sold out. Good.

I'm sorry, babe. You deserve that. I tried. You know, those are some nice new sneakers you got on. It would be a shame if my size 14 just happened to get placed right on top of those. It would be a shame because these size 14s We then end up imprinted on the side of your cheek You know what we should do one day. What should we do whenever we do our you McGee when we do our next live show?

Mm-hmm. We'll talk for about two minutes We'll talk for about two minutes, then we'll just wrestle in front of everyone. Just give them a line We'll take our shirts off. We'll put baby oil on up for a live podcast but they're getting 2fc will you put 2fc i'm going to say ufc it's so early it's very early we should put baby oil on our chest and just wrestle that's where no you know that's actually a sport wrestling some no like baby like oiled wrestling out in the field your Your algorithms are strange. I've never seen that before. It's not on my algorithm. It's just fact.

I've got a lot of useless knowledge up here. How was your Thanksgiving? We just got back from Thanksgiving. How was your meal? How did things go in your household? A lot of food. We were with Olivia's family. Oh, nice.

Shout out to Olivia's family Fantastic food Sleeping Waking up Eating more food You know how you do Take a nap Get another one

What are some You know Growing up What was your Thanksgiving looking like What are some things Why are you laughing So much already

Huh You got something to say What are you ensuing? What are you trying to get at? I just want to know what kind of dishes y'all have. You just think I'm a mayonnaise warrior? What do you think's going on here? What's your season?

Like a little paprika? Oh, you thought it was just salt and pepper on the chicken, huh? Say what you really think, huh? No. Is it because I'm from the mountains of Caucasus that you think I'm just a mayo warrior? This is what I imagine your Thanksgiving plate looks like. What? That's like a third grade lunch.

No, my Thanksgiving growing up was always good. Yeah? Didn't sound too common to that. No, it was great. It was always good. You put raisins in the thing? Nope. I'm never a fan of raisins.

I was never that type of, you know what, to crunch like corn chips on top of something and drop it in. Never that. Okay, what kind of plates are you using? Huh? What kind of plates are you using? So at home, for a majority of my my life it was always like real dinner plates and whatnot for thanksgiving thanksgiving but now at uh at liv's house and her side and whatnot we

typically go the old disposable route no one needs to do dishes afterwards you just get a good old dixie plate is how is how is it set up is everybody allowed what are you getting at what are you trying to get at what are you trying to just crowbar out of me right now? Is everybody allowed in the kitchen when everything's going on? It's like a funnel. Yeah, but. Oh, is that an unspoken rule and that's not allowed? Only whoever's putting their foot in it at the time?

You got to be ankle deep if you're in that kitchen. Oh, I agree. You don't have a kid's table? We did. We did have a kid's a kids that another that's normal that's good we had a kids table normal so I'm a normal I'm a freak is what you're saying no it's lawn season that's all you are just unseasoned okay what kind of drinks y'all got at the table we're the unseasoned ones drinks was typically like water sweet tea good old h2o hey if you know me you know i'm a fan of water like straight up just my name's cam hey sir can i get you anything to drink water you sure yep that's all i need you know that's

another thing about you that really tickles my what You know, that's another thing about you that really tickles my... What? Is we go places. Cam, I think we've touched on this a little bit, but Cam is like bargain central. Cam makes good money. Cam will go... There's no reason to not see if you can save a coin. Dog, we will go places in like him me and Olivia and you and everyone else involved in my life will appreciate it

Well normal make we've been to this place a hundred times wherever we're at. Well, we've been there a hundred times save it to Chili's chip Chili's affordable place It's a affordable place. And Cam is like, y'all got any coupons on this salad right here? Cam, it's a house salad. I don't ask for coupons. I ask for deals.

Do you have a deal? Me and my bride, we're both going to get this, that, and the third. Is there any combo package that you can sell to me? No, we'd be at a gas station. Two for $25 was absolutely phenomenal. We'd be at a gas station camshaun it You know fill up gas. There's no coupons or discounts like gas can't be like I ordered this pack of gum in the water You can't come in slack take five cents off the gallons. Just cut off the top

It's like so extra numbers configure it for me will be about our day. So gas works. It's not but hey What's the worst they can say? Yeah, but it's just like we work hard hard for what we have yeah and it's just like i want to keep there's certain things you gotta buy and i'm trying to keep a coin yeah oh i have a story and this is like i gotta be careful how i say this story because uh the because it is a personal story to us okay in the environment we were in and who we were with some people are no longer with us oh i already know what you're saying i already know what you're saying that pissed me

off no no no i'm not talking about the pizza story because that's just no no one's ever too good for my money you know who you are you know exactly who you are i'm looking right into your soul right now they're not watching this and you're no longer with us, so... Sounds like they died. Take that. You're not dead. Fully alive. Just not with us. Sorry.

That was a little villain arc right there. I miss you. No, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. No, you sit down. You put... Don't you dare touch me after that.

My hands are tucked. You're not getting nothing from that. No, you do not. No, you do not. No, you do not. No, you don't. No, you don't. I don't, I don't, I don't. You don't.

I know you don't. I wouldn't allow you. Nope. Continue the story. Go. Cam! Okay, so you know when you're with old people... There's something in my mouth.

What? That's a kitty cat. I've been trying to get it out. Okay, you... I don't like that face. I don't like it. You're going to be a meme in the Discord. It's fine. I think I got it.

Okay, what does it taste like? Floss. What? You know, like, old people, they don't really, they have a short temper, right? They're not too good like with people. They're very senile. Yeah. Cynical.

You remind me of them whenever it's with waiting staffs. Oh my God, you're talking about an Austin. That was such a genuine mistake. Long story short. Oh lie, say the story. I want you to see your version of the story we're sitting down okay basically we're sitting down at this restaurant it was pretty busy right so we finally come to the table for the first time she comes the waitress comes to the table we're ready

to not only put our drinks in our appetizer but all the food we've already been waiting so we're sitting down she gets our drinks do we want the appetizer she gets that and i have a very simple question because on their menu it said like uh no substitutions like for whatever for your meal but i didn't want one of the things that was on it so all i asked was is there is there an extra charge if i get rid of this and replace it with bacon like if i just put bacon on my plate but get rid of the other thing i don't remember what it was and she was like oh yeah and i was like okay well how much would that be and then she said a number all i did i said okay well yeah we can do that so it's not the normal it's because like a side of bacon was like i don't know again i don't remember

the numbers let's say four dollars i was like so it's not the four dollars it'd only be like 250 upcharge and she was like well yeah it's um well it's no it might be four and i was like well is it four dollars or is it and then they all just blew it out um well it's no it might be four and i was like well is it four dollars or is it and then they all just blew it out of proportion that's not the last thing you did like i was so just whenever we got the check or something i don't know if it was we got the check or when she brought the food down something wasn't right and you're like yeah i didn't order that i did not say it like that i might have said those words but i did not say like that we were all like damn it probably was when the food came out the thing that i specifically asked for not to be

included with my meal was still there she had this big water jug in her hand she was like sorry yeah she looked so defeated and i was like i promise i wasn't trying to be mean i was just saying like yeah you deserve a loogie in your food after that you know what i have i have a fear delete it no i said I'd still eat it. You'd eat a loogie in your food? No, I'm just kidding. I was about to say. But you know I'm a hunger man. You're a nasty little boy.

What was I going to say? What was I going to say? What was I going to say? You have a fear of food. Oh, because if you think about it, there's a lot of trust that goes on when you're ordering food. Like, there's strangers back there. Yeah, and God knows what they're doing with their grubby little paws. We saw a sick example at the state fair.

Exactly, and that's because we saw it. Imagine how many times in our life that we've gone out to eat. What have we digested? What have we put into our mouth hole? I don't like to even think of that Oh my god Oh my god I just gotta hope every time it's cooked

At a high enough temperature that it just burns All that bacteria away Just fries it out of the universe And there's flies It's not funny but joke I'll share with you Why does hand sanitizer Only kill 99.9% of germs? Because if it killed 100% of germs, you'd never buy it again.

Come on, man. If it killed all the germs, you'd never have to repurchase their product. It's actually genius marketing. Anyway, you're a germ. I think we all are in our own sense. You can share that one. Here's another one. Here's a genius marketing. Anyway, you're a germ. I think we all are in our own sense. You can share that one. Here's another one. Here's a funny one.

Shout out to, I don't know. Oh, yeah, sure. Shout out to K10 for this one. What did the fish, what did the fish say? Oh, what did the fish, oh, yeah, you know a lot about those S-H's. What did the fish say when he ran into the wall ow damn you know it's funny oh you suppressed that laughter you know it was funny you you my draws are too tight you and get some new ones manscape you enjoyed that. My draws are too tight. You and... Get some new ones.

Manscaped. You enjoyed that one a lot. Manscaped, if you're watching this, send me some new draws, please. Oh! There's a homicide. Hoover. Hoover, why'd you kick him off? Yeah. Hoover, why'd you kick him off come on now dragone get a better grip don't let uh don't let him fall don't let him fall yeah hoover keep him up um hoover dragone and yep did you did you uh do anything for black friday this year oh i did i actually

purchased what purchased a decent amount of uh of gifts for family and friends and it's great black friday is always such a phenomenal um an experience because it truly is an experience it used to be better back in the day no yes it did back in the day it was phenomenal i have very specific memories of me shivering almost to death like hypothermia levels waiting for the lines to open at like three o'clock four o'clock in the morning but now it's like oh black friday come at 4 p.m on thursday i like that though hate it you know why i like that because i have like a horror story of black friday oh lord it like scarred me for life because it was my first black friday experience when i was a kid, my mom and my aunt, they would go Black Friday shopping for me.

I was too young. I had to stay in the house. They don't want me outside that late, and they know people are crazy. I was right there in the streets with them. Ew, my legs came. I could do whatever I want because I got wide hips. Okay. That hurts.

So does your hip. It does. But anyway. that hurts so does your hip it does but anyway and so i remember i i i remember one year i was old enough and my mom said payton you can come black friday shopping with me i said oh my god i get to see the screets i get to see what everybody's talking about i always see the wild videos on the news or like on youtube or like i funny at that time oh oh i funny was lit i love that funny time so i remember i was like okay i've seen all this i need to prepare for like crazy environment nothing could nothing nothing could prepare me for what i saw on my first black friday night that was good

what nothing could prepare me nothing could compare me and i put this to prepare me. I sent it with the heroin. What? With the what? I'm going to need local law enforcement down to blankety blank blank. I got it. Good lord. Nothing could prepare you. Nothing could prepare me. I'm telling you, it's nice.

Focus! I got a can of... B god all right shut up go go I hope you're still alive I don't even know who he is shine down don't know fine fine down but um so nothing could prepare me. I sound like Ruby when she hyperventilates. Oh, Ruby might be making a guest appearance. Hopefully. In the near future. Hopefully.

You can see her bad hips too. She gets it from her dad. That's why y'all share vitamins. We don't, but she's adorable. She gets share vitamins she's we don't but she's adorable she gets her vitamins greek yogurt but um so meme i thought you were gonna say it again all right come on you gotta go just say it i'm not gonna laugh go nothing could prepare you i don't know go go go go i feel like my legs aren't a part of my body. I don't know what that means, but sure. Go. Mine are very much a part of me.

I'm shaking them right now. Go, go, go, go, go. Got a little bump in my mouth. So, go. 21. Go. Nothing could prepare you. Start. So, give me 10 seconds

okay we're good we're good get off your phone act like you like me i was trying to give you 10 seconds Fucking shit. Just go. Say it. Okay. Just look over there. Alright. No. It's gonna make it worse if I look away. Just go. Embrace it and go. You look like you're in pain.

I don't want the podcast to be like this. Go. Go. You have to fight through it. Go. Okay. Shut up. up the first one was the first one was like initial pain the second one was like you kind of liked it you're like ah oh all right bro come on

you're there's no way your belly buttons already wet. There's just no way He's a star B's demon all right, please like they don't want to see this again come on just go Bro, this shit is contagious. It really is. Like, I don't want to laugh right now, but I can't control it. Go. Honest to God, I'm not looking at you. Like, we're done. I'm not having fun anymore.

Go. Okay, shut up, dude. I'm trying to focus. What was I talking about? I don't even know. It was a Black Friday story. Oh, yeah, nothing could prepare you Go I'm dead ass. I'm not laughing. I'm so serious Please hurry

You gotta be quiet dude, you gotta be quiet you gotta be quiet. You gotta be quiet. Okay, so... Alright. Bro, stop. I'm cutting this shit out. You might have to. Stop. Okay, we finally got back together. This is a good story.

It is. We finally got back together. I don't know. I see it's just delusion at this point. The person from the pizza place? We finally wrapped it up. And no. We finally wrapped it up and no we finally wrapped it up okay laughing's done here's the story black friday horror story all right we'll see how horror

horror how horrifying it is there we go so my mom in your own so for this specific black friday my mom decided we're gonna go to this place called the San Marcos Outlet Mall. It's this huge outlet mall in Texas. It was like a 45-minute drive from our house. Oh, and I know, too, that hot-ass day. That was a legendary day. It was. Okay, so we get to the outlet mall.

You are literally tweaking in front of me. Come on. So we get to the outlet mall, and i've never seen anything like this there's just people everywhere just lines outside and it's november time so it's cold in texas i know for everybody else that lives everywhere else but yeah but it's cold for us and i'm shivering i'm a kid i'm nervous because there's a lot of people i don't do well in crowds i I never have, but I have my mommy, so I know I'm okay. Now stores are starting to open. They're starting to let people in. This is before Black Friday was like online or they would do stuff like early in the day,

like 4 p.m. You can come and do their stuff. This is when you were in the trenches, like late at night, you have to like fight for what you want. I didn't know they really took it literally when they said you have to fight for what you want. I saw, I kid you have to fight for what you want. I saw, I kid you not, a grown woman, 45. She had a baby in a stroller, but the baby, it was too big for the stroller. Its legs were touching the ground.

It was like steering it with its legs. It's like get up and walk. Yeah, he can walk. Yeah, get up. They were fighting over, we were at Bath and Body Works for my mom. She wanted something. Bath and Body Works is popping on Black Friday. Something I've never seen before. Bath and Body Works for my mom. She wanted something. Bath and Body Works is popping on Black Friday. Something I've never seen before.

Bath and Body is popping 24-7. I know, but on Black Friday, it's nothing but a bunch of... Candles? I know, but on Black Friday, it's nothing but a bunch of middle-aged women that are really on the prowl. Really aggressive. Oh, my God. Very, very Hunt You Down-esque. I don't know what this thing was called, but it was like the main item on this Black Friday for Bath and Body Works.

It was on this big display and there was only like one left. And so a bunch of people were trying to get it. And it was like the Roman Empire, like people were fighting to get their last meal. I don't know what was going on. So this woman that had the two big baby in the stroller that the feet were touching she grabs it another woman i'm a she looked like her name would be karen okay she's like i wanted that nope that's not how that works yeah you didn't touch it oops the woman that was hold that was pushing the baby says back up forearm straight to this region straight to the chest i'm like oh no she's not

playing any games my mom goes oh it's about to get popping in here and i was like what does that mean what what's about to happen i just smell a bunch of fragrances and there's a bunch of middle-aged women how can it be popping noel what are they popping the beans in the back what's what's popping the bean the vanilla bean noel okay whatever so she goes don't you dare push me grabs that woman's forearm bites it i swear cam i know you think i'm lying i swear to god it wasn't like a full like how but it was like they were tussling with the arm and she's like god and like takes a little like this canine teeth the security came and broke it up but there was just soap everywhere and shit that was my first black friday experience so you experienced cannibalism yeah and

there was like black friday there's like a candy there's like a sneaker store like on the other end of the outlet mall apparently somebody got yeah rough environment for black friday dude i remember i remember when that story from new york came out like the walmart new york it was like uh they opened the doors all at once but it wasn't like a capacity thing like you just like open the doors people were going you know how they always have the best Black Friday deals on like the not end caps but like in the middle the little what are they called like if you go to a kiosk you have a little kiosk in the middle it'll have like so they bring it in on a pallet the stuffs all wrapped up it'll

be like 200 of whatever it is, and it's in the middle. Apparently, everyone was rushing to these. Like a woman, I believe it was a woman, fell over, and literally people were so worried about just items, physical items that anyone can buy because it was such a good deal that they literally ran over her and trampled her, and she died. Like she actually died. R.I.P.

From like getting like just feet to the skull chest heart ribs that's such a rough way to go out way to go out like black friday shopping and you get trampled and then think of those people that did it they got to like live with the fact like i did this to a person over television every single person there was probably like that wasn't me wasn't me they could play the video back and they're just like oh but mom's only one foot that's sick it sick rough so dude black friday was phenomenal though that's what i'm saying i'm glad that black friday now is kind of how it is i don't like it because it takes away from thanksgiving thanksgiving is the whole reason like the whole holiday how long does your

thanksgiving normally last like what time do you eat like lunchtime every year. Yeah, 12 12 ish. But like it was always like so eat at 12 Cowboys game stuff like that go to sleep. Wake back up eat more you play games with your family You're just hanging out, you know, you know, it's like you eat you take your nap you wake up You're like, all right I got a dip at like Four to get to that store and get in line to try to get this TV when it used to be all right I'm gonna eat taking that wake up eat more go to sleep get all your ads out

before like mobile phones were really really cute you get all your ads coupons know exactly where you want to go circle stuff on the page get it all ready get your coats get your bag everything and then you go out and it's just like it felt more like a quest back then and now it's just like well let's hope we can get it because there's probably people camping out already you know what i mean yeah like and a lot of people also shifted to like cyber monday which is a great thing too uh but speaking of like old stuff that you just reminded me of remember i don't know if you ever experienced this whenever you'd go to like to see a movie as a kid and you wanted to go watch what the hell was

that what was that i don't know i didn't even realize i did it and you wanted to go watch what the hell was that what was that i don't know i didn't even realize i did it you went to go get a movie as a kid and you um but you wanted to go to a movie and you didn't know the show times and back like when i was a kid like i don't know i don't know if it wasn't a thing or just wasn't a thing in my household maybe we didn't have a computer i don't i don't know but like you didn't go on just went to the theater not knowing what time the movie was that or you would have to call the theater and be like, what time is this showing? And then we would get all the times and we would just go. No, I'd always go knowing the time.

The only time that happened is when we were at the mall and we just spurred the moment, wanted to watch a movie. My name's Kame. I had all the latest and greatest technology when I was a kid. Computer? Question mark? Web address? Did you have a home computer as a kid yeah yeah well i didn't have one the family we had the family one like that's what i mean like the home computer

the desktop and everybody like having to boot up aol it's like home phone yeah home phone and then what is that i've never seen someone ever do a phone like this you just went home phone what is that it's a bit the bottom part is big um and like you hear your mom breathing on the other end when you try to dirty mac a girl yeah no the worst was when i first got my first cell phone and i was just embarrassed to talk to a girl in front of my family so i went and hid my mom's closet to talk to her you are a freak it was bigger than my closet there was more breathing room sufficient leg space but at that point they know what you're doing yeah but they couldn't hear me they put probably put their ears to the door they definitely didn't they definitely didn't you think my mom

went to the door and yes i do no your mom definitely would no my mom's like oh who's my baby talking no no no no no you're gonna have this phone call right beside me yeah yeah say speaker matter of fact let me talk to the girl no i just went in there and literally was just chilling and talking and like talking it up enjoyed those times it was great times did you why do we do that though why do we be like why was it a weird thing to talk i still if i talk to girls i don't talk to girls in front of my parents like if a girl calls me i'm oh yeah it's i talk to girls i don't talk to girls in front of my parents like if a girl calls me i'm oh yeah it's true but i mean i don't know maybe we just understood like privacy at a young age i don't know just yeah i mean i think that's maybe that's like embedded

in your brain you know like when a monkey knows how to like okay climb a tree we know how to hide in the closet yeah i got a can of knife gotta what's your favorite thanksgiving side um let's crack this can of worms open what was the side that you conquered the most some yams on thursday some yams oh hey you know i said my mom can't cook my mom she she she puts a whole foot whole leg Oh my god. Yeah, she's up to the hip. Oh my god. What about you? Coleslaw or something. Okay. What the hell? No, if you eat coleslaw, you're a serial killer. What what is this? Why are you attacking my origins? You like broccoli or so I'm a big I'm a big dressing or stuffing guy it's phenomenal mac and cheese oh what oh you don't I mean I can do a freak oh my god he doesn't make me gag especially why it's

this consistency I don't like whenever it gets yogurt sometimes makes me get yeah it's strange it's well you don't like whenever you yogurt sometimes makes me get yet strange it's will you don't like making to know bag of cheese sticker see when it goes so that you know whenever i get a good greek yogurt real thick might hit the back of the book but what there's too much in the mouth just honest depiction just an honest depiction nothing more nothing less

so you know what i do not liking america's pastime of a snack i don't think that's what it is well mac and cheese is known by everyone so okay but the mac and cheese like you know when you're eating the food right it touches your lips first right and then it goes to your tongue but then before it goes to your throat it sits in that back part right here you know what i'm saying that's where i gag it's me it's like it's like a little throw up i don't like that it's. It's like coats the outside of my mouth hole, of the throat hole. It coats outside of the throat hole and it's just playing with my uvula like that. It's like, I got you. And I'm lactose intolerant. One, two. And I'm

lactose intolerant. So I sit on the potty for about six hours if I have any kind of mega cheese. Honestly, if you're lactose intolerant, like grow grow up i feel like that's one of the things that you just like that's come on you you can't get lactose intolerant just like you don't have to wear lotion that's the kind of with you know what i'm saying what that just comes with you you're not lactose intolerant and you don't have to wear lotion i didn't get that what do you mean i can't get lactose intolerant that's just not you're not built that way you are made why what's what's not built that way my dna are you trying to say that and i do put on lotion you don't have to i have shea butter and cocoa on right now yeah but that's because of your wife i put on lotion okay i will give her those props i put on lotion before her but she has upgraded my lotion game i know i

used to put on just like white water like it was it was it was bad samples love you mom but unscented very like cream you get ashy oh yeah Wow same thing dry skin elbows and knees is it showing yeah it's great real great, if I get ashy, it looks like... Start the Chicago Windy City Fire if I go like that for a little too long. Like, if I get ashy, it looks like... No way. Sorry. Sorry, y'all.

If I get... Oh, yeah, burp. It was a burp. Remember? Sorry, if you get ashy. If you get ashy If you get ashy Cause you do often Oh Sorry

That I'm not I was Born with the luxury Of not getting ashy I have to lotion I get ashy too Or I look like a chalkboard Sorry

I get ashy too Do you? Yeah Back to Thanksgiving food Would you rather take Would you rather have A green bean casserole or mashed potatoes? Green bean casserole. Neither, really.

You don't like a good old creamy with some butter, maybe some bacon and mashed potatoes? But my thing... What are you doing? Why are you flipping me off in reverse? No, I'm not. I'm pointing at you. Put that thing down. Yeah, there you go. Those are all sick fingers but my thing is i don't be simone yeah she's like

she's like y'all are hilarious what is that but thank you but my my thing is i don't really like thanksgiving food like that see we caught him i like a barbecue Got him On Thanksgiving What do you mean by that? You know Y'all don't do that Well like Ribs and wings and stuff Yeah What do you do to your turkey? Make it

I don't make the turkey I haven't evolved Into that level No but But you know Growing up What was it? It was more than just

Salt and pepper Ass Where'd y'all put, what was it? It was more than just salt and pepper, ass. Where did y'all put it to cook it? Probably the oven. Olivia's side deep fries it, and it's fantastic. Oh, that's what you do, too? Most people's side. Oh, most people's side, dude.

I'm just living in this unsalted reality. Very salted. Unseasoned reality. I have no. I this unsalted reality. Very salted. Unseasoned reality. I have no. I enjoy seasoning on food. Greatly. Now, I'm sure you enjoy it, but do you participate? Yes.

That's another thing Liv had to help me with a little bit. I didn't do as much, but now I'm there. If you ain't sneezing, it ain't seasoned. That's hard. Liv's dad taught you that, didn't he? No. Oh, who taught you that, didn't he? No. Oh, who taught you? Me.

Research. Dedication. Research. Research. Dedication. Sayings. What is a funny saying for seasoning? That's funny as hell.

Okay. Would you rather go cornbread or rolls? Cornbread. That's a good pick. I'm going to go with rolls, though. How do you think I got so thick? Cornbread, you're not thick. You're quite frail.

You're frail bones, Jones. Are we going to show off the keister? That's a weird thing to do. Okay. He looks like a mannequin. Look at him. No, I'm thick back there. Turkey or ham?

Ham. I mean, a good honey glazed ham is hard to beat, but turkey is like the reason for the season. Turkey is just... How do you bake your ham? How do I bake my ham? I don't know. Probably in the oven. I don't know.

Get off me. Brownies or cookies? What kind of brownies? Fudgy ones. Oh, I don't like fudge. Makes me shit. We'll go six out of ten fudginess. Super soft in the middle.

But a good crunch on the outside and the outside layer. Fudge makes you shit. Where it hits the corner of the Pyrex. Fudge makes me shit. All right. Oh, but if I do get a brownie, if I do get a brownie, it has to be a corner piece. Yes.

Oh, because you get that. 100%. You get the crunch with the sun. Oh, oh, oh. You want to trim each other's noses? Nope. Stop that. Okay, sorry.

Why would you even ask me that? Manscaped.com, promo code PSA to check out for 20% off free worldwide shipping. What is wrong with you? You! Potato salad or broccoli cheddar and rice casserole? I've never heard. Honestly, I don't like either, though. I don't really like either, but if I had to, I'd go casserole to casserole.

I'm sure you would. Oh, I'm sure you would. I bet your plate is turkey and four different kinds of casseroles, with cornflakes and and all other unnecessary stuff on time ooh with raisins In Mountain Dew Dr.. Pepper a coke diet coke

Here my name's I'm super healthy and I put Greek yogurt on my dog's food. She needs it for a good probiotic. Anyway. How's her foot doing? It's doing good. She's still nursing it. She's a little wimp, but she has a little cut on her paw. Anyway, enough of that. I got to see Malcolm. You did?

Yeah, he's old. He is old. He's old and fat. I love him so much. He is an immortal pup, though. Oh, my God. Knock on wood, though. I hope that's wood.

No, that's not. But you're going to act like it is. Yeah. Oh, there's wood in here somewhere. Yeah, once that dog's though. I hope that's wood. No, that's not. What, you're going to act like it is? Yeah. Oh, there's wood in here somewhere. Yeah, once that dog's gone, I'm gone. So, there's something that... Throat getting a little strep. A little side of strep.

You're going to spill. You're going to spill. You spilled. You're spilling more. It's literally coating your lips you spilled on the carpet there's film there's proof swallow one thing about me is if there's a hair on my food that whole establishment dead to me i do not understand what was that face please tell me that if there's a hair on your please tell me that if there's a hair on your food, you are disposing of that food.

Eight and a half out of ten circumstances, yes. I know. Strange loose hair on your meal and you are just removing it and enjoying that cuisine. You belong under the prison. Never to say you, you create diseases. That is no, no, that it might be the nastiest thing a human being could ever do is if you're, you're just removing loose hair. Okay. But the one and a half to one circumstances

that i do it is if i'm just too hungry i just could i've never been that hungry i have i don't have a care in the world if i if it's a okay if it's a long rapunzel rapunzel let down your hair like it's coat and everything yeah but if it's a little small one i might remove it scoop the part that was touching get rid of it and enjoy the. Say you're at a stranger's house, right? And they cooked up a nice meal for you, right? There's just a thick old hair in the skin. Just a long one. Just one singular long hair, right?

What are you doing? I'm probably, if I'm in a stranger's house, first I need to know where I'm at but regardless of that I'm probably going to show respect, remove it, not draw a scene maybe remove the piece it was touching and consume the rest you're a sick nasty boy you are nasty

you are a nasty human you are a nasty nasty man I cannot be the only one, Like I don't agree with the hair. I will remove it eight to nine out of 10 times. But if I'm sitting, say Chili's again, great establishment until you took away the two for 25. Say I'm sitting there for 40 minutes for my food and it comes out. If I send it back for a hair, I'm probably just going to up and leave. But the only reason I'm there is because I'm hungry enough to treat myself and more than likely live to a dinner i'm probably going to

i don't know it's tough i feel like it shouldn't be tough but i'm sticking to my guns it's tough i might remove the hair that that could like, there is a list of things that are disgusting in this world. That might be one of the top ones. Again, nine out of ten times I'm removing the hair. But there's always that one, maybe. I'm so hungry. I don't want to wait. It's been a horrible experience.

Oh, this is really going to test your nastiness. If it's your dog's hair on your food. Oh, no, no, no. That's different. She's a beast. I would take that off and eat it. I'm kidding. I'm kidding oh no no that's different she's a beast i would take that off and eat it i'm kidding i'm kidding that was a joke that was a joke no i would literally remove ruby's hair and eat it oh no you're nasty don't remove ruby's hair and i would not eat it she's a

she's an animal you're nasty like i understand that a hairnet could be faulty and they're like it's not like they intentionally planted their hair if one fell in there is that gross yes is there oh the more i talk about it it's very you are nasty i'm starting to understand the nastiness but i don't know maybe i'm just maybe that's one of my toxic traits again nine out of ten times you need to go brush your teeth i'm i've brushed flossed and uh mouth wash this morning no you need to go put like bleach in there. You need it like that. You're making me look at you different. Code A. Do you bathe?

Yeah. It's making me think you don't. Three days, three weeks? Bad week. I mean bad month. Bad month? Bad month. That'll never happen to me.

No, I'm going removing the hair nine out of ten times, but there's always that one. Never count me out. That's a sick thing you're a nasty nasty individual i don't understand that i'm not gonna lie in terms of nastiness i think you still have me beat even including this one bro but there's a thing with me like loose hair is my losing loose hair is one loose hair is my biggest fear like i hate loose hair i don't even care if it's on food you have said that before if it's just anywhere now i understand why you hate it so much it's nasty bro like it just the looking at it it's like a little it's like a little physical ghost like it's just like like there like this was the hair of the one and then i'll be

damned if i'm consuming that bro imagine that loose hair going down your throat if the hair gets in my mouth I'm pulling I'm it's if I'm in my mouth I'm having a conversation with the owner that's that's a fact you're gross in my mouth I'm spitting it out and demanding take that off the bill something like that but if it comes out and I see it on top I might because it's like the whole thing's already been cooked. That's a difference. There's a big difference. If it's in the bottom, to where like that was in there, and it's been marinating, no, I'm not eating it.

But if there's one right on top of something, on a whole plate of food, and there's one little hair on top of it, I'm probably going to remove that, remove the piece that was touching, continue with the rest of the meal. God! Say it's some form of pasta.

If I'm going six, seven, eight pasta if I'm going six seven eight bites of six seven eight bites of You just get six seven eight bites of alfredo then there's a black hair my white sauce. Yeah, I'm out of there I'm gonna really be upset my stomach's not gonna like me to be mental warfare But if I get that alfredo and there's a black hair sitting right on top I'm scooping under the entire establishment that that's touching, plopping it on a plate, still telling them there's a hair. If they offer to give it, send it back, make a new one. And I know it's not going to be a time crunch, of course, but if not, I'm eating it. Oh, nasty, sick individual. Sick. You're making me, don't look at me like that you what else you hiding dog you you are the type

see you're a five second rule type of person you're the type person if it drops on the floor and like your food drops on the floor you're like now it's five second rolling you're eating it aren't you lie and say you're not depends oh my god you're eating sediment and hair sediment and hair diet you're a nasty boy if it's a clean floor. Nasty, nasty man. Basically, if it's my floor. What's a clean floor? If it's my floor at my house, I'll do it.

Cam, my sneaker's been all over your floor. And I vacuum, and we clean weekly. Every week, we clean. Your dog walks all over your floor. She's cute, though. Oh, my god. Finally it's not me that's being the sicko. You're a nasty man.

Whatever. You're a nasty man. And a man that eats his cookies and Alfredo with black hair in it. Oh that's sick. Yeah I can't even say that. That's bad. Sick. I don't.

Bro. Especially the fact that you're saying Alfredo because Alfredo already makes me makes me gag you're just you're eight like you're eight years old and you eat hair and you're eight and you eat floor food okay you're nasty you didn't bathe for 75 of a month 75 of a month did you ever smell me so you're so you're a con artist too you're an unbathing con artist i'm trying to think of weird stuff you did as a roommate not much to it and you know there's not outside of wearing the same hoodie every day the same roach runs yeah so no they're harachis oh yeah oh yeah they were harachis they had a hole in the front and everything. I was looking at some of our old college videos. We were weird.

I know. We need to scavenge through again. I put them in the Discord the other day. We need to scavenge through again. What? Guess you didn't see that. Sorry. Another burp.

You want to sing? Sure. I don't want to with you. Okay. You're nasty to me. That's crazy um anything else you ready for christmas i am very ready for christmas a big exciting announcement here probably next episode or the episode after that uh regarding christmas

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I got one. HOF. I already know what it is. Hair on food. Hair on food. HOF, hair on food is the secret code today. Nine times out of ten, I'm taking it out. You're just a nasty sediment-eating, hair-eating, extension-eating...

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