You Should Know Podcast - CALLING HER THE WRONG NAME! -You Should Know Podcast-

Episode Date: April 1, 2024

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Starting point is 00:03:20 That's not a song. Who is she? Olivia. 100% Olivia. You just made that song up in your head. It's my wife and that's not a real thing. Speaking of head, your head, your skull. It's large.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I'm a big fan of your skull. Thank you. Less of a fan what's inside of it. It's like a pinball machine. That's called ADHD. Well, let's not bring mental illness into it. Let's not serious this up. I have a disease.
Starting point is 00:03:44 I think I have worse than you. Ying and yang. But I have a question for you. Okay. And I never brought this up because it was a personal thing that happened with me. Why am I sweating already? I get you wet. You do.
Starting point is 00:04:02 You get me often wet. Wet often. In the body multiple places sweat from the pores webbing hello i think my pores are clogged from grease and bad food because i smelled my sweat the other day it was that of an onion it was that of a mcdouble chicken it was that of a half marathon runner no deodorant that's that's what you smell like you smell like a sweat suit dude have you ever gone outside you're enjoying your day you're having a fantastic day you've gone outside you put your arm on that steering wheel about six hours into your day and you've been like i didn't deodorize today oh 100 oh my god
Starting point is 00:04:33 i'll one-up you i went into zara the other day tried on some garments guy next to me i could see through his curtain wasn't being a peep and tom i promise you were taking a with right hand on the body he didn't close all the way i I could see his back, right? His back was exposed. He's shirtless, okay? I step into my thing. I swear to God, if I was blindfolded, I would have thought I was inside of a Burger King kitchen. He smelled awful. Like, I love him to death.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Don't know him. Actually, I don't know if I love him, but I love everybody. He smelled horrible. Bad. Oh, my God. Like a horror scene. No, bad is not. Bad is giving him grace.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Okay. It was rough. So, you've had the bad is, bad is giving him grace. Okay. It was rough. But so you've had the opportunity to smell yourself on accident. Hand on wheel. It's about four inches. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It's happened. Panic mode. It's happened. Oh my God. Because I went back to Austin this weekend. You did? Old friends hit me up and said, hey, we're at Topgolf. Come to Topgolf.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I said, I'll go to Topgolf. I've been out all day with my family though, so I was already outside. I was like, I'm just veto this car over to Topgolf. I was driving my car to Topgolf. I smelled a weef and I and then I immediately realized, God bless you, never do it again. And you did it. Now you're dead. So, God takes his blessing away. So I was doing that, took a whiff on accidente. I realized didn't deodorize today. I had to go into Topgolf with old friends. They smelled me. Would you rather not deodorize or not brush your teeth? Oh my god, like to go a whole day. You have a whole easy a whole day easy I'm not neither one of those is easy. Oh easy easy option for me
Starting point is 00:06:00 You can go a long time without brushing your teeth without reaping the repercussions of that deodorant that's instant 30 minutes you're gonna smell payton the oh my god okay say let's say someone dude payton oh my god can i get a picture and you go yeah you can and they're like and they just smell your breath but there's alternatives to that piece of piece of gum you're not putting in gum if you didn't know no no i'm a habitual gum chewer i chew gum often you chew gum often i used to use it that's like saying i collect coins that's a bold face lie how do you know what i do with my mouth you know some things i do with my mouth you enjoy it what'd you look at there don't look down i was looking at your hands oh my hands in your mouth
Starting point is 00:06:40 you you chew gum every piece of gum you chew yeah that's like me that's like me going on a run willingly you don't chew gum anymore you just absolutely lied to my face there's not a box of gum in my car a pack of gum in my car i don't have a pack of gum review i don't have a pack of gum in my car right now you're a gum reviewer you have trident you have five you have it all orbit you're a gum reviewer i'm not gonnaident. You have Five. You have it all. Orbit. You're a gum reviewer. I'm not going to lie. The propaganda on Five Gum worked as a kid.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Oh, dude. Talk about sick-ass commercials. The electric. Oh, my God. They're vibrating. The whole thing, I literally used to watch it. I'd be like. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:20 I remember my dad would come home with a five-hour energy and a five gum, and I said, you're ready to kill me. I said, oh, my God. So that's 10 hours of energy right there all right cj just mute that one so back to your stench you smelled yourself but that's not what i was bringing up okay we kind of snowballed avalanche it's cold outside it's not it's not it's actually really warm fantastic you should see my crack smell it if you want you you need butthole deodorant. I do. I do. No, no, you have ball sack deodorant. Yeah, but I cup up and wipe.
Starting point is 00:07:50 I cup up and wipe on the genitalia tank area, and sometimes I'll rub around the sphinct. I'll hit me with a windshield wiper right there on the sphinct. Good morning to you. It wakes you up. So your bare hand often goes on your asshole. Yes. It's my body.
Starting point is 00:08:04 With creams and lotions. Is that weird that you don't smear ball deodorant on your asshole. Yes. It's my body. With creams and lotions. Is that weird that you don't smear ball deodorant on your butt a little bit? Is that you being proactive for the day or is that a slight sense of enjoyment? Two things can be true at one time. You can wake yourself up. You can give yourself a good morning kiss.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Good morning. Here you go. You're like, good morning. Here you go. You're like, good morning. Yikes! I wanted to start this podcast by saying something that happened with you that I never brought up. Because it was personal and I was enjoying it to myself. ADHD. I lit candles when I went home.
Starting point is 00:08:41 It was that big of a moment. We're around each other all the time. All the time. Do you remember back in February? Valentine's Day around Day around the day before Valentine's Day actually I accidentally ran into you at a Target it was the first time that that has happened yeah years that we accidentally run into each other I was buying I was buying you flowers and I saw you from across the store and I was like I get it you look sexy as hell I was like, I get it. You look sexy as hell. I was like, he's a sexy-ass white man.
Starting point is 00:09:09 That's the end of that, though. Why you got me blushing? You got me blushing. You like me? Yeah, I don't know. That kind of felt good here. I don't know if my cheeks won't close. Because you were so big.
Starting point is 00:09:19 You were so big, and you took up that area. I was like, you're standing out. So I demanded space. You almost demanded a lot out of me. I almost ran over to you. What is happening? What's happening right now? Why am I getting...
Starting point is 00:09:32 We can cut the cameras if you want. Do I get a smooch? Am I making you blush? You're making me feel good. I'm getting some blood flow. What the fuck is happening? I swear to God, I'm not trying to. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:48 All right. Well, it's your turn now. Honestly, as a friend, is there ever a time, right, when you just see me living life, you see me doing something, right? Six out of seven days. No, genuinely. I'm asking you. Okay, but I'm asking you for specifics. Is there ever a time where you see me doing something and you're he looks sexy right now literally six out of seven days okay tell me
Starting point is 00:10:08 something I've done bro it's okay it's so that's a strange way to segue but I mean this in it I could I could have say I had this outfit on yeah yeah the second it goes to your body it looks okay but not that I'm talking about not unintentionally sexy am i ever unintentionally sexy to you that's a hard sell i'd say there's a couple things unint okay unintentionally sexy i'd say i your walk creeps me out i don't like your walk but outside i'd say i have scoliosis of the back in in public it's the same thing like if we're say we're shopping yeah they were at the mall kind of just dissipate from each other. I'm looking at a shoe, you're looking at a sweatsuit.
Starting point is 00:10:47 And I turn around. You know, the chain might catch a little glimpse of light. You got the beard lined up, especially if it was a Brooks day or day after. Sometimes in those moments, I'm like, damn, he's, I get it. Yeah. I guess it's the same reaction. I'm like, man, I'm a lucky man. I get to go home to that.
Starting point is 00:11:08 You can have me if you want me. What is happening? What are we talking about? What is this? Where is this going? That's honestly it. But I did catch you doing something that wasn't too sexy. So that was a whole setup.
Starting point is 00:11:22 You made me feel good. You pumped my head up. Get it bigger than it is just to drag me down and drown me. Jesus. That was a little setup. You made me feel good. You pump my head up get it bigger than it is Just to drag me down and drown me Jesus that was a little dark. That was too much. Sorry. I went over to your house I'm at your house often a lot You always leave trash. That's not that's that's not true. You literally left trash last time. No, I did not last yesterday Yep, what did I leave empty disarray? No bottle
Starting point is 00:11:41 I'm supposed to take a bottle of liquor that I brought to your house as a gift and take it home with me? The scraps? No, no. I let you drink it. You can put- you took- you took most of it. You did not drink most of that Disaronno bottle. Lie in front of me and Jesus. So we both didn't have four drinks equally. You didn't finish your fourth, but we didn't both pour four for each other. Four and four sounds pretty even to me, buddy. Who was the bartender for the night? Me. You're responsible for where that bottle goes. You saw it was finished.
Starting point is 00:12:07 You poured the last, you poured the emptiness of it. Yes? I'll give you that. You throw it away. But you could have at least put it in the ch- Mine? Oh my God, no! It's warm and I'm wearing gray, back off.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Okay, sorry. You were the bartender of the night I was I should have you should have done it I woke up the next morning it was it was six feet away from my trash can I was like why couldn't you put it in the trash can but I guess it was it was your fault I take yeah okay but I'm not being sexy yeah I know but there's actually something I saw you doing you know what I'm talking about I saw you being not sexy and I want an explanation of what the hell you were doing I was at your house for a while. Now, it wasn't yesterday, but a while ago.
Starting point is 00:12:48 I won't put a time stamp on it. Okay. And you went to the bathroom for a little bit, but you just kind of disappeared. You didn't tell me where you were going. Okay. And we're very close. So if you're in a room that's a closed door, I'll just open it up. Same that you'll do with me.
Starting point is 00:13:02 We don't have that boundary of like knock knock you know we're past that so i didn't knock knock on that door tell me why cam was in the bathroom but i heard a lot a lot of thuds going on it was just me and cam in the house just like a thud and like a clap and i said what is happening in this bathroom it's just me and cam in here i opened up the bathroom door cam is naked doing a defensive stance in the mirror now you explain to me why you were practicing your defense skills but naked in a mirror you tell me why that's happening and I could have brought it up to you in private you think that was secrecy? Imagine Cam 6'7", big body, in a mirror, butt naked.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Imagine that butt naked. What were you doing? So there's several points that need to be had before you get me just canceled. First thing, I removed myself from a shower. I finished the shower. Second thing, this knock-knock policy applies on pantries and living rooms. Don't ever open my bathroom door ever again. Why not?
Starting point is 00:14:15 Bathroom door. Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam, Cam. Yes or no, when we were in college, did you not go into the bathroom? The bathroom. We shared a bathroom. It wasn't yours. It was ours. If I had to go, I'm going. I was butt naked in the shower, yes?
Starting point is 00:14:27 In the shower behind a curtain. Okay. I was practicing to be Tony Allen, butt naked, trying to be the best defender I can be, and there's no offensive player. You were trying to be Pat Bev, butt naked. Okay, in God's honest truth, okay, I was drying off, butt naked as I am,
Starting point is 00:14:42 I'm sitting there just looking, it's good to check yourself, people. Make sure there's no random bruises, no red of the nipple. So then I was just off, butt naked as I am. I'm sitting there just looking. It's good to check yourself, people. Make sure there's no random bruises, no red of the nipple. So then I was just looking at myself and I was like, I'm a long guy. Not in that, I mean, yes, in that butt stop. It's good.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Girth and length. Girth and length. I was like, that's nice. I took a screenshot with my eyes. I took a hot shower. Cold shower, it's a different case. You're like, where'd he go? I'm like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:15:05 Come on, dog. Wake up. Okay. Honest, God's honest truth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was sitting there, and it kind of just dawned on me. I realized that, holy shit, we are tall. I have long limbs.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Okay, so I was just standing there, and I was like, I was just like hanging, like hanging out. Yeah. Hanging. Yeah. And I just went, that would be pretty intimidating on defense. And that's literally, this shows my mind, my ADHD, and I just randomly went,
Starting point is 00:15:32 and I started spreading, just bald eagle. I was like, just butt naked, ass about two feet from the ground. I was really trying to get my first. You were low. You won. See, no one was supposed to see it, one.
Starting point is 00:15:46 And two, that was never supposed to be told. So thank you for that. I'm just wondering. I was just asking for an explanation because it did scar me. It made me a little happy, but it did scar me. I'll take that.
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Starting point is 00:17:11 Appreciate that. That's cool. How was your week, Bubba? How did that go? Now, how's your naked defensive practicing week? It was fantastic. It was a good week. A lot of people. A lot of people.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Hey, I'm doing better. I'm doing better. So, okay. It's good. It was a fantastic week because we did something new. The Koala Club already saw it. But for a 24-hour stretch, I followed Peyton with our camera. And we produced the first A Day in the Life You Should Know Studios episode one featuring Peyton Harton. That's on
Starting point is 00:17:45 patreon if you haven't seen it boom if you have seen it it's pretty cool it was fun you said it was very overwhelming because you were followed all day yes and you never experienced that yes however i thought it was pretty fun being behind the camera we basically we got to spend a whole day together it was fun it was it didn't make me feel good about myself why because normally i'm able to suffer in my lifestyle alone and i don't have to drag anybody into that like you literally said that like six minutes into you're like we we've only gone to the gym you're already depressed like me and i was like bro you're good i could i could see cam's energy level from the start of the day to the end of the day he was like happy go lucky cam by the end of the day he was like what's life i was
Starting point is 00:18:23 like is this over yet i was like god he's a sad guy you're like what's the end of the day, he was like, what's life? I was like, is this over yet? I was like, God, he's a sad guy. You're like, what's the point of this? That was fun. We went to the gym several times. I stepped on a SimTech on my foot. Oh, yeah, Cam's. The bottom of my foot is obliterated. Cam looks like, the bottom of his foot looks like a little Thanksgiving turkey neck.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Bro, that was a strange pain. It was pretty bad. Oh, my God, turkey necks and chickens. We went to Wingstop this weekend. I have a working theory, and I said this about bacon a while ago. You did. There is no way we are eating wings when we go to wing shops. Yes, you are.
Starting point is 00:18:55 There is no f***ing way. Yes, there is. There is no f***ing way. Okay, think about it. How many people were in that Wingstop whenever we were there? It was pretty packed. It was pretty packed in there. It was like 20 to-go orders waiting to be picked up.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Exactly. And everybody that was leaving that Wingstop left with a big-ass bag. Sack of chicken. It was about 7 p.m. That place has been open since about 11 in the morning. What is that? Eight hours? What is that?
Starting point is 00:19:18 Eight hours of openness? Eight hours of chicken. Of chicken. And that's one spot. How many different Wingchains are there's plow cares there's wing daddies uh buffalo wild wings wings of frisco there's a million and that's just in this one little area go to idaho go to florida go to canada there's wings absolutely everywhere what what are we eating what are we? And then they had a special.
Starting point is 00:19:45 They're like, get 100 wings during the Super Bowl. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you nuts? What am I eating? Penguin foot? What is that? Not once. Not once in my life.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Not once in my life have I walked down to the corner store and been like, oh shit, I got to move around this chicken because there's so many chickens. Never seen a chicken. Never tripped on a chicken. I've never tripped on a chicken. My never tripped on a chicken my sister owns chickens and this actually okay obviously i don't agree with you because there's a shit ton of chicken no there's not how are you gonna say that what labors we don't live near chicken farms chicken pastures bro there's a shit ton of chicken think about how many eggs are oh i'm not saying that's real either all this super oh my god oh my god no all these aren't real no eggs not all of them
Starting point is 00:20:32 all of this mass-produced food you're saying all that's authentic from the cooch of a chicken are you nuts yeah how do we have that much anything? There's a lot of animals. How many grocery stores are in this Metroplex that we live in? Hundreds. Hundreds. How many eggs are in each grocery store? Thousands. Tens of thousands.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Thousands. How many people are buying these eggs? Everybody all day. Exactly. All day. And there's like, hey, get the big chicken and birth more. You know what I mean? What chicken all day has their legs up like this
Starting point is 00:21:05 and they're just squirting out eggs for us to consume? Are you nuts? Bro, okay. Chickens lay a lot and there's a lot of chickens. You don't think eggs are real. You think eggs are fake. I'm not saying- You think eggs are CIA planted.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I'm saying- We're eating government technology. It's not even- You're making it egg specific. You're thinking that I'm being derogatory towards the race of egg. I'm not. I'm not being derogatory.
Starting point is 00:21:25 I'm saying everyogatory towards the race of egg. I'm not. I'm not being derogatory. I'm saying every mass-produced food, there is no godly way that we have that much of it. Yes, there is. There is no how. We don't live near the farm. Where's the farm? In places where there's... Where?
Starting point is 00:21:39 There's some in Texas. Where? Not when there's concrete jungle where we live. Okay, I've been to West Texas before. I've been in the wilderness in Texas. Have? Not when there's concrete jungle where we live. Okay, I've been to West Texas before. I've been in the wilderness in Texas. Have you been searching for egg farms? No, but I should have to if there's that many eggs. They are in their own plants.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Bro, these, okay, you can't fathom the amount of eggs, but you also have not seen, I need to take you to like a chicken, like a manufacturing. There's, oh, you're going to take me to the chicken coop. Payton, there's thousands upon thousands of chickens. Think about... Every egg that we eat,
Starting point is 00:22:12 if we let it do its full process, that's not fully true. Not all eggs become chickens, but majority of those eggs will become more chickens. Chickens are a very quick creature to grow. To get full cycle
Starting point is 00:22:24 and start popping out. Okay, so the eggs we eat come from what creature to grow. Okay, okay, okay. To get full cycle and start popping out. Okay, so the eggs we eat come from what animal? Chicken. Okay. You go to Wingstop, you can buy 100 wings. So we're killing 100 chickens. Not true. We're killing a lot of chickens.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Right? There you go. So you're saying the same animal that we're getting to provide, that is providing millions of eggs, we're also killing that animal and eating millions of wings? They shit out the eggs when they're done. And then we snap their neck. 100%. Are you nuts?
Starting point is 00:22:51 Then where's the new eggs coming from? From the other chickens. From the rest of the chickens. Oh, so there's never been a faulty chicken egg? There probably is. They go, bad egg, all right. And they just, they off them. Hey, bad egg, good thigh.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Get him in there. Get rid of him, bro. It's hard to believe, but you have to have faith. I'm not a blind sheep with you. Stop being with you, yeah, no, oh, bullshit. Don't blind sheep me. You're this guy, if it's not in my hand, if I haven't done my own science fair project on it,
Starting point is 00:23:20 I don't believe it. That's who you are. You're not Einstein, but do you believe in bombs? They're real. You're not, you're not Quaker Oats. Have you had oatmeal? Yeah, of course you have. Just because you don't do it and it's not tangible and you don't understand it doesn't mean it doesn't work. You're not grazed anatomy. You had your wisdom teeth pulled. You had your esophagus burned. That's a very personal thing. Just because you no, it's PTSD. Just because you haven't done it. You didn't go on that field trip, right? Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I've seen a chicken. I have too. You've seen my sister's chickens. Yeah. How many eggs does my sister have? I don't know. Hundreds. Each, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:57 It's not like one chicken. How many eggs does one chicken make? A lot, bro. How much is a lot? One egg, one chicken rather, could probably pop out anywhere from 7 to 12 eggs and they do that in cycles. And they do that for years before they stop.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Okay, then where are we getting the wings from? When they're done, you put them on the top and walk. So we wait 7 to 12 years? That doesn't account for how many wings we have. I heard you with both my ears. You heard wrong with both your ears. I said 7 to 12 eggs per chicken. They do it for 2 to 3 years. I said, you heard wrong with both ears. I said 7 to 12 eggs per chicken.
Starting point is 00:24:25 They do it for 2 to 3 years. 2 to 3 years is their egg nesting cycle. Then you just off with them. There you go, Wingstop. A hundred of them
Starting point is 00:24:35 all across the world. Thousands of them. Enough for Rick Ross. Oh, yeah. No shout to Rick Ross. I'm sure he loves a good wing. He owns some wings. There's a shit like that.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Shout out all to Pear. No, bro. It's hard to put your mind around, but you need to, because it's real life. You said something on the way. And we drug him up. Huh? We drug the piss out of these birds. Oh, come here, chicky. Trin. Human growth hormone.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Anabolic steroid. Now that chicken, instead of its natural cycle, oh, wake up, have a fun chicken day play some cat and mouse now he's waking up at three weeks old so exactly what i'm talking about we're eating fake stuff it's not real natural stuff no it's not it's it's real i'm pretty sure enhanced we have elon musk we have elon musk chickens we have cyber truck yeah we have cyber truck chickens starlink chicken we have we have nasa chicken we We have NASA chicken. We have Tesla chicken. SpaceX chicken. That's what we got.
Starting point is 00:25:25 We have autopilot chicken. Oh my God, autopilot. You said something in the car that really, really surprised me that you said. Okay, bro. Cam said autopilot features, self-driving features on cars is not impressive technology. Okay. Don't, don't just- Yes or no, did you say that?
Starting point is 00:25:41 I said that. But there's context. I said, when you think about it, now being in 2024, because, okay, look, you're Tesla, right? Yes. Way, way better autopilot technology than my Kia, okay? I didn't know your Kia had autopilot technology. It does.
Starting point is 00:25:54 It has FSD? Full self-drive? Only on highways, but that's what I'm saying. So listen, this is what I'm saying. The only thing different. So on a highway, I got uh k5 gt yeah there's three things you can do you do highway control lane control and cruise control if you do all three of those at the same time it's going to keep you in the lane it's going to keep your speed
Starting point is 00:26:13 regulated from cars and it's going to turn curves for you now i said in in theory i was thinking okay if the kias can do that essentially a a Tesla, all they have left to integrate that is just adding the map to it. Once you add the map to it, your car knows the destination to go to, so it's going to do those three features and just follow a route. You can't compare your jailbroken-ass autopilot to my Tesla autopilot. It's not jailbroken. Yes, you do. You plugged in so your lock screen can move around.
Starting point is 00:26:44 I plugged in a USB so my time thing's the Nike sign. That shit was so fun. Bro, you know what? You what? It's sensitive for me. Sensitive for me. The only reason I wanted it was to jailbreak it. Tried for three consecutive days straight.
Starting point is 00:27:00 All I did was give my mom and dad viruses on their computer. You always had viruses on everything you owned. Oh my i was an illegal little bastard you never wore protection whenever you're trying to do technology protection when i was giving that internet love i know i never i was feeding that internet i never worked contraceptives ever especially not flavored ones not flavor ones and i didn't do it never mind because every piece of technology that you've ever owned i've always seen some naked anime person oh i thought it would be like hot milk oh yeah no you opened my snapchat and it's like get sex now 3.6 miles away from and i'm like oh my god so many viruses never clicked on it don't you dare really never clicked on it never as a curious little 15 year old never 16 year old oh my god
Starting point is 00:27:46 i've definitely clicked on first off first off i was me at 15 i was like she's down the street i would have been like god i'm scared oh no i was like this helmet yeah that's the difference with you you were like this ham i was like two plus four equals six it was like track to six you're like me mom you can't see but can you make your way over here to me? Can I get ten bucks for some fortnight skins and you were just like it was not out into it was I was not bro fortnight quick side row Side-rail foot sidecar side note side note damn it
Starting point is 00:28:20 When fortnight dropped yeah before the world knew what it was Okay, I was playing it due to my friend that told me i swear i swear to god like i'm not boosting at all i played fortnite season one the like the first month everything out because he he described it as 100 people get dropped on this island and it's like a survivor stuff i was like dude that sounds sick so i played it this is like way before building was a thing people knew how how to build, the reasons, all this shit, right? Bro, those days of Fortnite, I'd pay anything. I would literally empty my grown man pockets now
Starting point is 00:28:53 to experience that again, swear to God. It was- What do you feel like you gained from saying that out loud? I don't know, actually. I really don't know, so I'm sorry about that. You're soiling my pants. But I just, I went down memory lane. I'm doing what to you? Yeah, so I'm sorry about that. You're soiling my pants. I went down memory lane. I'm doing what to you?
Starting point is 00:29:07 Yeah, I shouldn't have said that. I soiled your pants? You wrinkled my pants. You soil my pants often. But you're all wrong on the autopilot subject. You know that, right? No. I mean, it's insane.
Starting point is 00:29:18 It is literally a... First of all, I can't even... I was thinking about this the other day. I can't comprehend how the hell they make cars. That is insane technology. And then you make a car that can do its own thing? Okay, but think about it. Go back to Patty.
Starting point is 00:29:35 So Patty had cruisers. It was my first 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee. AC didn't work, seat belts didn't work. Rhonda the Honda, a 07 Honda Pilot, 200,000 miles. She has cruise control okay yeah regulate the speed stop so now you keep going evolution of cars a couple years later they had it to where it'll slow down and speed up for you like the 07 pilot if i went to 80 clicked cruise control it's gonna go 80 it goes straight that's cruise control it goes straight through a semi
Starting point is 00:29:59 that's not impressive so now they turned cruise control to where when you can choose the distance how close you get to a car, it starts slowing down for you. Okay. That car takes off. It picks back up. Okay. All you do from that now as we keep getting older, they did lane assist and they did highway.
Starting point is 00:30:13 You're a prideful, egotistical bastard. That's what I'm taking from this. My car on the highway can go lane to lane. Okay, but you're just saying that they just thought of the idea. It's not even just thinking of the idea of doing it. How making it is unreal. Making it is in. How do they even make a car?
Starting point is 00:30:28 No, 100%. How do you make a car to where I can do this and I can also get FM radio. I can hear what Katy Perry is talking about. Are you nuts? Yeah, no, I get that. Are you nuts? I can. The car itself is more crazy to me than the technology of full self-driving.
Starting point is 00:30:41 100%. But how? You've seen my Tesla, right? In that big screen you can see human beings and cones in the road are you nuts that's sensors and cameras and they it's quick shows up a cone yeah you do it i can't so why are you trying to downplay the the genius of these people it's incredible i'm saying in other cars if there's these features all you really have to do is integrate the fact that it's
Starting point is 00:31:05 following a route to a destination and then you have full self-driving color it's crazy okay so color came from god right no one invented color correct so we when the earth was made when god said here's our colors color was made right wild have we invented a new color recently i think i mean yeah it's not it's not an invention of color, but it's more of just like you mix this with this, and now you get a bluish green or a nebula purple. So in 2024, they're going to drop a new color? I don't know if it's like a—I don't know if you have to buy a raffle for it or if it's an actual drop rather than just some scientists with goggles mixing colors.
Starting point is 00:31:41 But how is that— can't i can't fathom how the hell they you can make a new color like you can mix it but there's only a set amount of colors in this world right the ones that are in the crayon box no it's kind of like a phone number excuse me like there's almost an infinite amount of phone numbers no everybody there's definitely multiple people with the same phone numbers as me there has to be speaking of 10 digits you know what 10 seven digits there's definitely multiple people with the same phone numbers as me. There has to be. There's 10 digits. You know what 10?
Starting point is 00:32:07 Seven digits. There's 10 digits. Seven digits and a phone number. Area code. Area code's not a part of your phone number. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Area code, there's your phone number, then there's your area code. Okay, okay, okay. So if somebody said, what's your area code? What are you going to give them? Your area code. Yeah, that's part of your phone number. Why don't they just give me your phone number? If I was in Bali and I only entered in your last seven digits,
Starting point is 00:32:29 there's no way in hell I'm getting a hold of you. I need your first three digits. I'm not saying it's not necessary, but it's different than your phone number. No, my phone number starts with those seven. Okay. Area code is an area code. Anytime you give your phone number for any solicitive information, do you put seven digits or ten?
Starting point is 00:32:44 What? Do you give them seven digits or ten? What? Do you give them seven digits and they just know that you're here local? First off, Dallas has three. Three different area codes. I don't even have a Dallas area code. Exactly. So if I was here and you live here with me now and I only live in your seven, I'm not getting a hold of you. Call me right
Starting point is 00:33:00 now without putting in the area code. I'll give you my number and CJ just muted. Now call me without my area code. I'll give you my number and CJ just mute it. Now call me without my area code. Put it up to the speaker. That's not my phone. You got jank service? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Jank. I gave him seven digits. I didn't give him a full phone number. I gave him seven. What? No, because in every R&B song, give me your seven digits. That's what they said that's old that's old that's oh so you're saying area codes are new no they're not new but back then it was less people clearly clearly there's less you think there was more people you think there was more human beings i'm earlier in the world no not to
Starting point is 00:33:43 that effect but i'm saying that drastically enough to where they're like, we should probably add area codes. There's area codes back then, but they were more stable. It was a more known thing. Like in the 80s and shit, it literally could be, what's your number? They just tell them that or that because everyone had the same area code. Our own city, 214-972-469. There's three different ones for our city.
Starting point is 00:34:04 So yeah, it wouldn't take too long if you gave me those and I guessed this one. No, this one. Oh, you picked up. If I'm in India and you give me your seven digits and I don't know where you are in the States, I'm never getting a hold of you. I'd have to guess every area code. Your phone number is 10 digits, period. The area code is the first three.
Starting point is 00:34:21 It's still a part of your phone. Is that the same for FaceTime? What? Like you FaceTime me without my area code. I don't know. I'm not asking you to try I was just gonna say I came in regular you think I can just FaceTime you Make good that boy you guys this episode is brought to you by our friends at Babel Pete you wanna know the best way to learn a new language tell me Immersion hmm living where the language is spoken and using it every day.
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Starting point is 00:37:01 videos of these ai robots one of them was a stripper and i i immediately looked how much that was because i would say that would be nice in the house right but then i thought a lot of people in the comments what you wouldn't want an ai stripper like imagine just a robot she's like how would that work you haven't seen the ass bald is she bald oh it's literally like a big whiteboard with legs and arms and And she was moving that thing, though. Her hips were going. Oh, my God. It was like you. So she had a faulty hip.
Starting point is 00:37:30 She had shoddy wires. You didn't oil her up a little bit. If I walked into your house and there was a whiteboard that was stripping and moving. You wouldn't be impressed? I'd run. I'd scream and run. Okay, that goes into my point. A lot of people are scared of these new AI robots.
Starting point is 00:37:45 They're saying the AI robots will take over the world. What are they talking about? If we went to war with AI robots, we would win in 10 seconds. Who built the AI robots? Humans. So we are their god. Yes, but that's not the point, bro. God created us and we went against him. We revolted against him. We sinned. We weren are their god. Yes, but that's not the point, bro. We literally go...
Starting point is 00:38:05 God created us and we went against him. We revolted against him. We sinned. We weren't designed to. We still sinned. We fell short. God could turn me off like that, can't he? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:38:13 I could turn that robot off like that, can't I? Not exactly. Cam. How are they getting power? How are AI robots getting power? They just have an endless battery? No. Take the battery out.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Turn the off button on. But that's the it's they're getting so advanced basically the true scare comes from the fact that so it started with chad gbt and all the open a like the thinking for themselves ais right but the the people keep making it better and better to where they actually it just came out that the ai lied the ai lied itself, made a lie to where it couldn't get itself caught in this thing. If you're gullible enough to get tricked by a robot you made, you don't need to be here anyway. That's not the point. It's not the point. It's the fact that it openly lied.
Starting point is 00:38:55 It didn't tell the truth. It made an excuse, lied to where it didn't get caught. Why is that scary though? Because you think of that now, in another five years, ten years, it's going to have more, it's just going to keep getting better and better better and better deeper thinking and it could get to the point where they could override the system you can't turn the power off they could turn on the backup generator to where it's locked and you can't say this thing was the AI right yeah hmm pour water on it but you're done okay but
Starting point is 00:39:21 that's think about huge rooms right what if they hack the system that that the key cards they can't open the doors no one can shut the power off you're just gonna burn the building down yes we've done that before sorry all right it's okay i agree with you like i i agree if robot if i have an ai robot he starts talking shit back talking i slap him yeah and then break him yeah he might i'm just saying the possibility bro Bro, iRobot, I know it's a movie, but that, okay, that's when his shit's gonna get scary. I've never seen iRobot, so I don't know.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Will Smith's 2004 iRobot. A lot of people have those movies that everybody's seen, but you haven't. iRobot's that for me. I mean, it's not like it's block, but like you're gonna be like, oh, but the whole,
Starting point is 00:40:00 they're in like 20, whatever, 20, 30, something like that. Okay. They make the physical robots. Yeah. The robots, three first rules is like, never hurt another robot always listen to a human never turn on him something like that right one robot something went wrong gets rogue and it literally like it messes with all the other robots and then they revolt against humans they're damn near bulletproof because they're made to be durable they're made to help the elderly
Starting point is 00:40:22 assist humans do heavy lifting, stuff like that. But if those things go south, bro, these people were on these robots. They're just eating them. They made them bulletproof and stuff like that. There's nothing that I made that I can't stop. That's just my fact. There's nothing that I physically-
Starting point is 00:40:35 You're not going to be making them though. But I'm saying those people- Bring in a career shift, you're going to hit up Elon. Hey, let me shadow you for a couple of weeks, man. No, we're going to be right here. And in 10 years, if we're right here and a robot busts through that, well, we won't be here in 10 years, but if we're making an episode, 10 years, a robot smashes through the wall.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Okay. What are you going to say? Go get a pail of water. Fire department. Oh, call the fire department? Yeah. Before he just... Before he just...
Starting point is 00:41:07 Before he rips our limb off? You don't think there's going to be any safe words for robots? You don't think there's a safe word? You know how you press the iPhone on the side five times and call 911? There's got to be that on the robot. So you think a robot busts in and we go, Pineapple! And they just go, And they just turn off.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Or something like that. Bro, if they've already gone against humans, you don't think they've deactivated their safe word what am i going to take a key and put in his back rev him up anything that's running electronics is easy powered off all right easy powered off all right same thing with the sun sounds same thing with the sun further that one you chose to say it how long is this you chose to say that not me how long answer this conversation How long has the sun... You chose to say that, not me. How long... Enhance this conversation. How long has the sun been here? Long time. Where's it getting its power from? Itself.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Right. Burning ball of... A burning ball of fire. Yeah. I've lit so many candles in my life. None of them has lasted more than two days. I'm not trying to say that the sun isn't real before everybody comes and attacks me. I'm saying that shit doesn't quite make sense to me.
Starting point is 00:42:06 The sun? It's just a burning ball of fire that just stays there. I'm in Texas right now. I'm hot as f***. Florida, they got that same sun right now. Hot as a mother f***er, huh? And it's just
Starting point is 00:42:21 lit itself up. Because it's huge. It's it's again Incomprehensible not getting it because how do you know that you're choosing to not get it? No, i'm saying but how do you know that? How do we know that that's okay? That's another thing. It's blind. It's blind faith. Thank you, but Some people do there are there are telescopes There are massive telescopes telescopes they can see the size i owned a telescope in elementary school i went out of preston's window shut the fuck i went out of preston's window and i looked at the moon and i was like
Starting point is 00:42:53 she looks like a golf ball i can't tell you much about it so you're saying peter back in 1804 was like let me get this big ass telescope he zoomed in he. He zoomed in on. I hear it now. I hear it too. No one's in here. He's he's zoomed in on the sun, right? It's a crazy. He's zoomed in on the sun. He was like, yeah, that powered itself. It's been around here for about 4000 years and it's going to stick around for about 18,000 more.
Starting point is 00:43:19 And Cam said, I get it. That's what you believe. I get it. I get what you're saying. I do. I really do. But there's, there's certain things. It's always good to do your own research, right? There's certain things. It's like, I don't care. I don't even care enough to argue the son. I don't. I'm hot. I'm alive because of it. So I'm like, thank you, son. Thank you. Thank you, God for son. Thank you, son, for turning and staying on. There's no need to argue.
Starting point is 00:43:45 There's no need for me to be like, dude, it doesn't make sense. I just didn't get it. Son's not real. That's me for everything. Like, streetlights, everything. Everything is tough. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:43:58 What's there to argue about a streetlight? Bulb, pull on. It's just very impressive to me. It's more of that. That, like, all these streetlights on this street work in unison they're on a timer exactly but like this one goes and then the yield to the left goes and then that one stops they know to stop this one at that time like it's in a system that's impressive no no your microwave has a timer! But that I have to control,
Starting point is 00:44:26 this thing's on a 24 hour loop and it's been that way for years, decades. Like that's impressive work. You're a simple man. I don't think so. You're a simple man. No, you're a complex man, but some things make sense to you and some are just. I like to question the world.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Have you ever thought like, why can't, why haven't we invented something? Like me and you? Yes! I have. No, but like, doesn't that piss you off?, why haven't we invented something? Like me and you? Yes. I have. No, but, like, doesn't that piss you off? That we haven't invented anything? Yes. What are you saying?
Starting point is 00:44:51 Like, why can't all these inventions, some of the easiest shits ever, silly bands, some of the most complex, full self-driving. Why haven't we made something? Because that's what I was talking about. You're too egotistical. Why didn't we think of full self-driving? Are you a scientist? No, but I'm saying, why is the sun on? Who are you?
Starting point is 00:45:10 Who are you, Cornelius? I'm saying, why can't we sit down one day, crack a couple Celsius, maybe a Red Bull, 400 millivanillies, caffeine, going crazy, and we just sit down and get a blueprint. Why? I have. Oh my God, I'd love to hear this. What's your invention this well that's true that's fantastic i'm talking about a like an item like a some tangible even if it doesn't better the world have you tried like a toy but have you actually tried no because it's blank it's's you! I go, then help me! Let's make a toy! I can't make you creative!
Starting point is 00:45:46 Let's make a toy. Let's make a toy. Stop. A real toy. A toy for children. Oh, a toy for children. A toy for children? Let's make a toy.
Starting point is 00:45:53 That's not already made. Right now? Yeah, just start. Spitball me ideas. What would you start with? I need to close my eyes. Go for it. But you have to talk so it's not dead space for audio listeners.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Here we go. So we're making a toy for children. What's the first thing? You can think of shape. You can think of texture, maybe color, maybe theme, right? What do you know? I got something. Please.
Starting point is 00:46:14 An electronic Etch-A-Sketch. It's already out. Name it. What's it called? I don't know the name, but it's 100% out. Confidently? You said it? Confidently.
Starting point is 00:46:21 How do you know that? Because I've seen it. Where? An electronic Etch-A-Sketch? Yeah. You're kidding. Where have you seen it how do you know that because i've seen it where an electronic etch a sketch yeah you're kidding where have you seen it at cam are you just saying things to make me feel small as a person you want to look it up i'm asking you no you confidently said it i've seen it where my nieces really yeah call heather right now call your sister right now that's one knees i'm talking about the other nieces oh by, by who? By my brother. Oh,
Starting point is 00:46:45 call Corey then. He's at work. Oh, is he? He is. Cam, that's one thing about you. I've learned this about you in these past couple. It's true. In these past two years, we've spent more time around each other than ever. You are a habitual liar. No. You lie more than anybody I know to prove your point. Just because I can't name the exact time date. You said you've seen it. Yes. Where? Just because I can't name the exact time date thing. I am willing to bet everything this is in existence.
Starting point is 00:47:10 No, you said I have seen it. Because I feel like I have. You feel like you have. It's different than what you said. I have seen it. And then you said Corey's daughter has it. I was lying to get out of the pressure. Damn you.
Starting point is 00:47:22 It's a real thing. So if it's a real thing, am I's a real thing am i wrong is it though confidently yes or you just strongly believe it i i am i am almost almost almost certain it's real thing so if i look it up and this is why you can't it's real this is why you can't invent anything because you are negative i'm not negative you are i can't make something that's already been made there's no point you don't know that it's been made an electronic etch-a-sketch so like an ipad that's what i'm talking about there's no knobs there's no oh you kind of have to have knobs no with your fingers there's holes in your there we
Starting point is 00:47:55 go electronic out to sketch are you ready patent it travis grayson if you're listening to this right an ipad with two finger slits in them right and they're censored on the inside and you make the edge of sketch like that you're making the edge of sketch with your fingers and it's like a little it's like a little cushion pouch and you can you have freedom of wiggle you know what i mean you freedom wiggle your fingers move your fingers this much no you can go like this yeah just catch like that like that not the. Not even close. You put your fingers in these holes. What? The apple goggles?
Starting point is 00:48:29 What? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. So you put your fingers in here, and then you're like this, right? You're going here, here, here. Electronic Etch-A-Sketch. And you shake it to finish it. Tell me that's invented. Tell me that's invented.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Back in the day. I know, that's the point. It's an electronic Etch-a-Sketch. So you just put your fingers in it. You put your fingers in it and you can electronically go on this screen. And then you shake it to finish it. That's a new invention. That has not been made.
Starting point is 00:48:54 I don't know. I deserve more credit for how genius I am. Would that sell? Would that be a good sell? Oh, I'm not saying that. You didn't ask me that if it was going to have good profit margins. I feel that is would that sell would that be good so I'm not saying that you didn't ask you that if it was gonna have good profit margins yeah all right yesterday I saw this good yesterday being Easter Sunday oh it was praise the Lord this is Easter episode we're not dressed like a bunny it's way
Starting point is 00:49:16 too hot I would love if you dress like a bunny that's a little you know if you're going to a club and the bartenders are in their little bunny outfits with the little you often go to clubs on Easter Sunday sunday no i'm just saying but i've gone to clubs where the girls are dressed like they're just like bunnies yeah what club do you go to the same when you do yeah like halloween times when they wear the little bunnies that's like a bad bunny that's like i would want i want you to be my that's like a promiscuous would you be my bad bunny i'll be your bad bunny oh and i'll put a little cotton on your little butt and i I'll squeeze your little cotton butt. Okay, so...
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Starting point is 00:51:56 I was always a great egg hunter. I want to see how good your egg knowledge is. I saw a very simple problem. Some could call it math. Some love that. Some could call it math. Some love that. Some could call it reason. So what am I doing? You're just going to answer this question.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Answer your questions about? Eggs. What trivia is what we're doing now? It's a singular question. Okay. On eggs. Here we go. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I have six eggs. Okay. I break two, I fried two, and I ate two. How many eggs are left? Shut up. Six eggs. Huh? Six eggs. Incorrect. Wait. ate two how many eggs are left shut up six eggs huh six eggs incorrect wait wait so you broke two you fried two and you ate two four eggs because you ate two and that's a rope and pull that's the icebreaker here's the real one you ready
Starting point is 00:52:42 the eggs got him he thought shit was sweet because we were talking about Easter. Here's the real one, people. What you've really been waiting for. Nothing to do with Easter. Okay. Classic rope and pull. But now you got your math working, you're confident.
Starting point is 00:52:55 That's exactly what I need. This gives you some tantalization. Oh, I'm getting blood flow, that's exactly what I need. Can I see it? No, you can touch it though, later. Good morning. A frog, it's about frog, We're on amphibians now. What the fuck is happening?
Starting point is 00:53:05 A frog is in a 40 foot deep hole. RIP to that frog. It's not making it out. Hell of a hole. Hell of a hole. Better have a good vertical. Each day, the frog can climb three feet. No.
Starting point is 00:53:16 But falls back one foot each night. How many days does it take the frog to get out of the hole? Are you stupid or dumb? Wait. Okay. Your life mission is to save of the hole? Are you stupid or dumb? Wait. Okay. Your life mission is to save this toad. Can you get it done? Wait for it.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Wait for it. I can't think in my head. It makes me throw up. So, there's a frog, right? I would really like it if you drew him in the hole. If I have any say so. That's a f***ing turtle. That is not a frog.
Starting point is 00:53:43 That's not a frog. What frog is that? The one you said That was god's honest your best frog you could draw Bitch I don't know what a frog looks like I haven't seen a frog in person in years Are frogs extinct? You never ate a frog leg like a spicy chicken frog leg? What the f*** did you just say?
Starting point is 00:54:03 You've never eaten a frog leg? For real? Are you joking for the podcast right now? I am dead ass Frog leg? Like a spicy chicken frog leg? What the fuck did you just say? You've never eaten a frog leg? For real? Are you joking for the podcast right now? I am dead ass. Frog leg. Kim, you've... Cajun seasoned frog leg. Tastes like spicy chicken. Holy shit. I thought you were talking about your little nasty ass was as a kid. You were like, give me that frog. You ripped its leg off and ate it. If I ripped a frog's limb straight from his slimy body and I chewed on it,
Starting point is 00:54:24 I would put myself in solidarity for the rest of my life but the way exile the way you deal with animals in human bodies it wouldn't surprise me i love an animal you love feeling people's rib cages you got me sounding like a villain on here i love yes or no rib cage yes or no for your dog ruby's nine pounds she's adorable her ribs you're like this you massage her you're like i can't believe it oh look at you feeling your little heartbeat that's where your intestines are ruby yeah and she needs to know she didn't get to go to health class and yes or no do you go up to your wife and just grab her body and you're like oh your ribs it p, your shoulders, and your elbows. You have a collection of corpses and cadavers in your house.
Starting point is 00:55:09 I swear to God. I have real skeletons in my closet. Exactly. And now I found out you're going to the local park, snapping frog legs, and I'm like, I'm going to kill you, you frog. And I go back home. I rub my wife's ribs.
Starting point is 00:55:23 I go, I got to go back. Hey, bunny. I'm going to's ribs. I go I gotta go back. Hey, buddy I'm a sir That's what I do. You know you're Cam Bundy. I'm Kim, but you're Cam Dahmer Cam Dahmer no my wife and dog I share a special dog wife wife and dog I share a special love for them, and I love every crevice, every part of them. Do it to me. You lost the marker.
Starting point is 00:55:47 I did lose it. Oh, it's right here. It's right there. All right. Draw the frog in the hole, bottom of the hole. I think that was my tooth, not the cap. All right. Here we go. So we got the frog, right?
Starting point is 00:55:59 Mm-hmm. What? I thought you were going to make fun of my frog. That's literally a human. Who cares? His name is Frog. Okay. F*** you. What? I thought you were going to make fun of my frog. That's literally a human. Who cares? His name is Frog. Okay. Frog.
Starting point is 00:56:09 So Frog is... You put his name on his face? Is there any other things you want to fix about me? Oh my god. Yes, I have scoliosis. What is he, a rapper? Face tattoos? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:20 It's a little frog. We got an MC frog. It's a little frog. Okay, so 40... 40 feet hole. Okay, 40 feet hole. Okay. What's the next part?
Starting point is 00:56:29 You forgot the rest? Yes. Bro, you're throwing. He climbs three feet every day. Okay. So 43, 46, 49, 49. All right. So every day.
Starting point is 00:56:43 There's one day intervals. One day. Every three feet days. Every day he goes three feet up. Yes? No? Okay. That's what you said.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Why are you looking at me like I'm stupid? Shut your fucking mouth. Don't speak. Neither one of you speak. What? We're gonna keep going. Alright. Every night he falls one foot.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Yeah. Okay? Yeah. So do your right. Every night he falls one foot. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. So do your brilliant little calculation for the falling one foot. Okay. All right. And then every day he falls one? Every day he climbs three.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Every night he falls one. So he goes two feet every day? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. How many days does it take for him to get out of the hole? How long has he been here?
Starting point is 00:57:24 Is it his first day? Did he just fall? He's 40 feet down. Okay. Yes. Oh, so 2X equals how many days? What? Wait, so
Starting point is 00:57:42 I'm trying to find out the date, how many days he's been there. What does that matter? What does that matter? What am I trying to find out the date, how many days he's been there. What does that matter? What does that matter? What am I trying to figure out? How long does it take to get him out of the hole? How many days? Yeah, he didn't bring a suitcase.
Starting point is 00:57:55 He's not on a business conference. He's trying to survive, get back to ground. So it's 40 feet up here. And he goes up two every day. Two, four. Oh! He goes up three. How many times is two going to 40?
Starting point is 00:58:11 He goes up three, down two. 20 days. No, up three, down one. 20 days. Yes. Okay, you're going to get a quick applause. Now you're going to get ridiculed. I want you to look at your chart.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Yes, sir. Tell me what's wrong with that. 43, 46, 49, 46. 49, 46, 46, 49. What happened to me? He's going up in earth. Oh, so it should be going descending order. I can't multiply backwards.
Starting point is 00:58:41 Oh, I thought you were about to be in a loop for this question. I was about to say, holy shit, this is going to take him a minute. No, I can't, I can't I can't multiply backwards. Oh, I thought you were about to be in a loop for this question I was about to say holy shit. This is gonna take him a minute Like 80 feet this is a big hole. He's like I just want to help the frog my god you said 43 46 49 I was like, oh we're gonna be here for a while applause for Peyton hey Let's get very very unique way very unique way of getting it done but you got it done. Let's get the women on the podcast. The You Should Know Podcast. We got the women on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:59:10 A round of applause for the women of the You Should Know team. All right, all right. We're the women. We're the women. We're the women. We're the women. Mama Liv, Auntie Ash, back on. Oh, Lord.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Oh, my God. Okay, I have a question for you guys. That's very macro perspective, right? Okay. Big words. I like it. I have a i have a question for you guys that's very uh macro perspective right okay i was great addiction great i got actually an award in english yeah from the dean of my college did y'all know that i got an award in college for english and sociology same in college well well i gotta my job is it us as a friend group we've been we're very close very like that like like vastly close to your butt probably three times a week okay but honestly how impressive is it it's got tiger stripes
Starting point is 00:59:57 wait who has a better butt me or cam what you used to have the better butt. I got the better butt now. No, you used to. What makes his butt better than mine? Yours only looks good without, like, clothing on camera. It looks good with clothing, without clothing. Cameron's got more voluptuous over the years. Yours has shrunken just a bit. Bitch, I'm dragging away. Are y'all...
Starting point is 01:00:18 Hold on. So, uh... He has that Disney princess booty. I got that Disney princess booty. No, time out. I'm like Hitch Trailer ass. I'm here. I think my ass is better. No, time out. Like, hitch trailer ass. I don't... I'm here.
Starting point is 01:00:26 I think my ass is better than Cam's. Why are you getting so offended? Because I have a nice ass. No, he's got the, like, elastic girl, and you have, um... Elastic girl. Cam's got more of a BBW ass. Yeah. Cam's got, like, a...
Starting point is 01:00:38 Cam, look, your ass looks, like... He's the kind of ass that people pay for. It's rounded out. Right. Mine is, like, you see that in some yoga pants, you turn your head. My shit, your head's snapped. Yours is like the firm booty. You can cup it.
Starting point is 01:00:51 Cam's, you can. Cam's is better for performance. Like, in an act, he would be fantastic. We're just saying. We're not saying yours isn't. You don't have a good ass. It's just not. What are we talking about?
Starting point is 01:01:02 Optically, mine is nicer. No. Some people just have a bigger shelf. Doesn't mean you still don't have a shelf. Yeah, but my shelf has... His shelf life is longer. I have bear bricks on my shelf. Cam's shelf is like, oh, you could put sweets and candy on it.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Well, you could put like two things on your shelf. But two expensive things. Yeah, but you could put your whole family lineage of photos on mine. So his wins. Two bear bricks, whole bloodline on mine so two bear bricks whole bloodline online so just let them have it do y'all think other friend groups are like us no because they're the only friend group i've had i think it'd be to an extent sorry i think it'd be naive to say no i think there's definitely friend groups out there like us we've hung out with other friend groups though and
Starting point is 01:01:43 that's why it's different the vibe is so different i've been around other friend groups out there like us. We've hung out with other friend groups, though. That's what I was just about to say. The vibe is different. The vibe is so different. It is. It's not I've been around other friend groups or I've not joined other friend groups, but say they have a function and I'm just attending them. Yeah. Oh, God, no. Like, I'll say shit that I would say around y'all and they'll look at me like, oh, no. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:57 And I think it's because we're like family, so it's like nothing's off limits versus them being like, oh, I can never say that. Yeah. No, we definitely are loose with each other. We're very loose. We'll drop any and everything right on each other. But it's also like there's definitely a group of four, a group of five, six friends that's in Idaho right now that do the same thing. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:02:19 What do you think is the moment? Have you ever had the moment as a friend group hanging out together when y'all have been in your head been like wow we're close uh yeah yeah i need to hear it every time we i don't we can't say that we can i want to hear it we cannot say that on here why wait what is it say it if it's too much because you're gonna ask like who says that everybody my biggest secret is out see i can't do that we can't say that so cj just cut what she said out okay but there's never been a moment i mean you you've done you've literally done jumping jacks and the running man without clothes on in front of my wife backwards so if you take that for what it's worth i'd say that's a gold medal she's seen your sphincter yeah i have
Starting point is 01:03:06 a pretty sphincter that's great that is insane to say i'm not gonna lie when you bent over today to unlock the door your back was hairier than normal it was hairy you think so bro it was no like your lower it looks hairier today oh yeah it's like your tummy is too the hair is darker did you shave it i always shave well every time you shave too. The hair is darker. Did you shave it? I always shave. Well, every time you shave your back, the hair is going to grow back thicker and darker. Just letting you know. She's a hairologist. I am.
Starting point is 01:03:32 In the making. Okay. Question for y'all, right? We're close. We're friends. Very. A little too. Cam, I already know your answer because I asked you, right?
Starting point is 01:03:41 Sure. I'll take a back seat. Say I got in an accident, right? I'm not wiping your ass, Payne your ass why you wouldn't wipe my ass i'm not wiping your ass live why that's one thing like i i actually can't because she do that i would probably be the one to wipe everybody's ass in the friend group yeah you would wipe my ass if i had to Real one. I just would gag. But I'd probably be like, I don't have... Hold on, spread it open. Thank you. What the hell?
Starting point is 01:04:09 She's getting a little extra punch. What are you spreading by that? Okay, my patients, adults, or kids, you take their little wipe and you put your... That's how you get it out of the hole. Well, don't go in my hole whenever you're wiping my ass. What is this?
Starting point is 01:04:20 You said... Spreading the cheeks. Well, I have... You would have to... You can't do that with me. Oh, I don't want to hear about you wiping baby butt. I but I'll talk about Peyton Harten's, but I can't Can't do dirty booty are we talking about shitty you gotta wipe my ass you got to do anything in my butt that I can't Do you but I'm saying if I got an accident Thank you, I would do it I'd it. I'd show you I say yes
Starting point is 01:04:56 Yes, I love y'all damn sure taking group you're gonna have y'all are gonna be shitting at the same time Yeah, it's on a regulated schedule. You're a shower at the same time. I'm doing it all at once But you will this is gonna be some human you're gonna be dogs some human centipede shit I'm feeding you at the same time though. But you will. There's gonna be some human centipede. You're gonna be dogs. There's gonna be some human centipede shit. I'm feeding you at the same time. Y'all are all getting ripped. Oh, you gotta cut that out. What's wrong with human centipede? It's a good movie. It's a decent film.
Starting point is 01:05:11 It's a good movie. They eat each other's mouth, baby. It's like a tunnel. Oh my god. It's like a tunnel. Okay, now I can't get that. Okay, if we were the human centipede, right? Who, how would y'all arrange the order?
Starting point is 01:05:21 I'd have to be the head. I'm sorry. No, I would have to be the head. I'm not eating none of y'all's shit. Because the shit that you eat, Peyton. No, you have to be at the end. He has to be at the end. Why?
Starting point is 01:05:31 You have to be the guy to get it out. Healthier. Your digestive system is the worst. But you can't smell it. My poops are coated in a sausage. It has that plastic around it. If you're just behind me, you're just going to get a little turd. It comes out in links.
Starting point is 01:05:44 You're just going to get a little turd. If you're behind me, you're just going to get a little droplet drop you should like a deer yeah i think that's not good i think that means you're like constipated and your gut health is bad well you shit like a deer no anytime she poops it looks like a collection of pebbles in the bottom it's bad wait why do you know that i've seen a poop wait hold on hold time out time out time out time out time out i've seen that's fine you look at your wife's poop when she finishes. I just said let me see real quick. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 01:06:08 I haven't done that. But I've seen her poop a couple times. What do you mean? Like on accident, like he's just looking. Cam, have you just, was it on accident or do you look? Be honest now. I've looked a couple times.
Starting point is 01:06:17 That's what I'm talking about. What the, what is happening? I don't say you have cute little poops. I aspire to be that in love. I don't. I don't. You said thatops. I aspire to be that in love. I don't. I don't. You said that before. Oh, you got something in your teeth.
Starting point is 01:06:29 You do? Every single time. Let me see. Every time she's next to me, there's something ugly about me. There's something wrong. I'm dirty. I'm nasty. You don't have anything to do.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Yes, he does. It's black. Peyton, look at this tooth right here. But you say you... I would love for my man to tell me I've got cute little poops. What the hell is wrong with y'all? It's not like he's sitting there like, I'm going to eat your poop, Liv.
Starting point is 01:06:49 He said it was cute. Oh, my God. I don't know if I'm on the record saying it's cute. It does sound like something you would say. That sounds like something you would say. That sounds like you definitely said that. Oh, man, your poops are so old, babe. That's some shit.
Starting point is 01:07:02 Are you okay? He just loves everything about me okay and this is the problem i have with y'all this is the problem i have with y'all because y'all are weird right y'all you call y'all y'all too y'all call y'all hold on time out time out i'm gonna get to my point let me land let me land let me land y'all call each other's poops cute y'all look at each other's poop okay no, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, let's clear the air. My poop is not cute. It's not cute.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Okay, okay. I don't call any of that shit cute. Okay. My poop's like a sawed-off shotgun. Y'all call me weird, but you look at your wife's poop and you call it cute. Yes or no? Probably. Okay, so I've talked to a girl before in front of y'all.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Yeah? And I said, all right, baby, bye. And Kim- That's different. Oh! So all right baby bye and Kim that's a different that's weird yes that's weird I did it maybe maybe yeah that shit is cringe calling somebody baby is cringy he's not baby's not acceptable we're gonna have a baby baby baby baby is like gross I want if you're my man tell me that like over the phone where no one else can hear tell me in the bedroom cj cj if you're just around our friends you can call me babe i'll call you babe no no there's not
Starting point is 01:08:15 you can call me it should be babe it's baby baby is pushing it you're like baby baby is when you're watch this watch this say something to me like ask me to go do something Like how would you you want to go to target real quick? All right, baby. I got you What's wrong with that watch this say the same thing to me Say the same thing to me I'm gonna go to target Fucking have a good trip. You didn't even ask me to go. What are you talking about? Wait, what's the question? I said, do you want to go? Oh, yeah Do you want to go to Target? Yeah, babe.
Starting point is 01:08:45 Let's go. What's the difference? Babe is short. Baby. That's my baby. It's the Y. Baby, it's like the B-Y that gives it. It's the B.
Starting point is 01:08:56 My thing is you want it to be like that is just like you want. Baby is like you're pushing an agenda. That's my baby girl. Babe is natural. baby is natural to me what's up baby what's up baby baby damn baby you look good what's wrong with that baby's that okay you got some flow that shit was hot damn baby you look good yeah and baby bust that behind closed doors like what like me and cameron we're just out and about. What do I call him? Babe.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Baby, come here. Baby, come on, baby. I get what you're saying. There's a time and place for everything. Baby doing the baby shit. What's wrong with baby? Remember that first time we went to B-dubs with them? No, I wasn't there.
Starting point is 01:09:43 You were there? It was baby central. What's wrong with that though? Baby, do you need your water? Baby, can I get some water? Okay, it's not like it's a canceled term. No one's allowed to use it. But it's just that stigma. It is forced.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Honest to God, babe is like, there's nothing sharp to it. There's no spear. There's no arrowhead. Baby stings. Baby is sharp. Baby. Say I'm on FaceTime, right you be on face that you're the girl all right You're the girl and y'all y'all the referees right? Just like yeah the commentary like throw a red flag or a red flag like whistle if something is wrong here we go Payne does it like a, what's up baby? He tries to do it smooth. I'm a smooth motherfucker. Y'all never been in the bed with me.
Starting point is 01:10:29 I've seen you on the phone and you don't say no. What's up baby? Yes, I did, Cam. Did I not say it? And that's whenever you were like, what the hell is that? Yes or no? Yeah. He ruined the spot.
Starting point is 01:10:36 I was talking. You're trying to be like, that's some, nevermind. That's some light, some light skin shit. What's up baby? Okay. I was trying to court this girl and I called her baby on the phone and said, what's up, baby? And Cam, being the L man he is, goes, what the hell? That's cringy.
Starting point is 01:10:51 While the girl's on the phone. That is cringy. But you don't say that. While the girl's on the phone, I was trying to court this woman. What's wrong with court? You're trying to court this woman. How old are you? I'm trying to date this woman. I'm telling you, he's like 80.
Starting point is 01:11:06 I feel like baby is when you hit like 50. If I heard any of y'all say, come here honey. Honey's definitely older. Honey is definitely have a grandkid. You have a grandkid. Wait, so you're saying honey you have to have a grandkid. Would y'all rather me call the girl honey or baby? Babe.
Starting point is 01:11:19 No, I'm saying two options, honey or baby? Honey. Baby. Baby, okay, so I'm right. Honey at 25 is wife. Honey's crazy. Honey. Baby. Okay, so I'm right. Honey at 25 is white. Honey's crazy. Honey's sick. Honey from your honey.
Starting point is 01:11:29 What? Like Pookie. What about Pookie? Pookie, that's some new age kid shit. If we're being funny, all right. Yeah, it's funny shit. But like, what's up? What's up, stink? What's up?
Starting point is 01:11:40 Damn, baby, you look good. What's wrong with that? That line is smooth and I like it. So what's wrong? Any other? Hey, baby, let's go to Target. target no it's all in how you say it it is okay ask me to go do something ask me to pick something you can't read something you're my girl you can't read something babe can you get that thing on the top yeah baby i got you what's wrong with that what's wrong with that hey i got you why you gotta add the baby because i love her it's intimate me and cameron when i say babe it's not out of like oh let's like sexy time okay but it's just like babe come here live you've known me for how many
Starting point is 01:12:09 years we're pushing like seven six or seven you should know by now i am a sex symbol when i say something it is going to be sexy that's stupid that is stupid the way it rolls off my tongue the way i my feng shui in life is sex like that's just the aura i give off no it's just an aura i give off i am sex i'm walking sex that is who i am baby yeah baby i got you cringy i bet in the comments all my all the ysk females put in the comments if you like baby or not they like him they're gonna be like i don't give a what exactly they like him because of my aura is sex no girl baby i'm gonna cut that you know he's gonna be around uncle p and i'll be like call her baby see what she do i'm not calling my man baby why girl baby too if a girl says be the girl and call me baby what'd you have for lunch baby what that's me that's so cringy that's sexy immediate lambo doors immediate model do you do you call have you called your
Starting point is 01:13:12 significant other baby in the bedroom okay that's different gross like if you guys when you guys say in the bedroom is gross i honestly respect for y'all too if you guys were ever just at our house like you guys are over when you guys say it in the bedroom is gross. I honestly respect for y'all too. If you guys were ever just at our house, like you guys are over a lot. I'm not just gonna be like, come on baby. Let's go baby. I like that. See, it's sexy.
Starting point is 01:13:33 It's sexy. Don't even think about it. Baby is sexualized. That's why I said. Baby is, yeah, it's sharp. It's sharp. I am sex. Peyton sex Harden.
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Starting point is 01:14:13 but day-to-day operations shouldn't be sex. Anywhere I touch is sex. Open the door. Say, baby, I'm gonna go get the car. Baby, I'm gonna go get the car. Ew, Pete, quit doing that fucking shit.
Starting point is 01:14:24 You sound like fucking Javante right now. And Javante is sex. I'm gonna go get the car. Baby. I'm gonna go get the car Is it not like that's one of the hottest people I've ever seen in my life I mean if I'm in a room with you on that start to sweat exactly hot guys Ryan says baby, but right Ryan's hot. Come on, baby. Yeah, and Ryan's is a different baby. Sanjay probably doesn't say baby. I know Sanjay doesn't say anything. Sanjay's like, get your... He's like, ah. He doesn't do goodness.
Starting point is 01:14:54 He's like this. He's like... He probably says baby, too. No, hell no. Duke, in his voice with his girls, he had a baby and then a smile. Done. And in that laugh, he's like, come here, baby. As a woman, I'm not saying it.
Starting point is 01:15:08 I may, like, on the phone here, like, if I miss my man, yeah, I'll say that. Like, here and there. So he's got some weight on him when he gets home. Okay. Okay. I'm just not doing that on the phone. I'm sorry, babe. See?
Starting point is 01:15:19 Babe. Babe. Cool. Babe. That's quick. Babe. Hey, babe. Hey, babe.
Starting point is 01:15:23 Babe. Baby. Damn. Babe gets it a little. That sounds forced. Damn. Baby gets it a little. That sounds forced. No, baby gets it a little looser. We've never done the baby thing. I'm not going to start.
Starting point is 01:15:32 Hey, try this. I'm going to give y'all homework. Tuesday, right? Tuesday. That's y'all's lasagna night, right? Give me my haircut, brother. Oh, my God. He's going to be fresh faded up.
Starting point is 01:15:40 You might get a baby after that. Okay, exactly. Watch this. No, let him whisper in your ear. Not even. What the? Are y'all giving me this? No, Ashley's trying to make an er. Okay, exactly. Watch this. No, let him whisper in your ear. Not even. What the? Are y'all giving me this? No, Ashley's trying to make an erotic novel over here.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Hold on. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
Starting point is 01:15:52 Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Listen to this. I'm going to give you a homework.
Starting point is 01:15:55 Tuesday night, it's lasagna night, right? I don't like lasagna. Really? Spaghetti night, right? She has the ragu cooking in the kitchen. She's got a bonnet on and her muumuu, right? Right? Right? Keep going. New lashes, huh huh what's on the tv college basketball oh my god right right you just got your hair cut your beard lined up you look sexier than you ever have before hey that's
Starting point is 01:16:16 sorry i'm just saying you're gonna look good okay and then and then i want you to put on a ball cap over your new haircut so you're all crazy right i have to go buy one right you see her you got to go get a custom hat i gotta go get it i gotta go get taylor just ball dollars okay that one will fit just try it here you go don't do that don't do that baby okay right we're gonna try it we're gonna try it right here i'm building relationships this is our dr p segment oh my god oh oh look at the league okay look and look at her in the eyes don't say anything to each other just look at each other in the eyes imagine You got to put some little hair that's floating underneath. God, Liv. Imagine her and her muumuu making spaghetti.
Starting point is 01:16:49 With her hair just how it is. Ruby's over there. She's asleep. She played all day. You fed her. She walked her. She's good. That's your only responsibility right there.
Starting point is 01:16:56 Oh, God. Right? Right? She's cooking. You grab her by her haunches. You come up behind her. You kiss her right there on her cheeks. Right there on the cheeks.
Starting point is 01:17:03 You feel the back. Liv's neck is soft. Right. Right there and then you go and then you go damn, baby That looks good She'll never know No, no it's too much don't be a weirdo he's like oh give me your hand all right try it here you go i'm sweating god you're ruining it okay lean forward i need your haunches watch this watch it lean forward you're not doing my haunches on screen it's a it's a love haunch it's a love haunch lean forward so I come up yeah yeah yeah it's getting yeah I met you Joe Boyle yeah damn baby that looks good Yeah, I like this. I'm failing, hold on, I'm freezing. Here, I got it, I got it, here we go. No sniff.
Starting point is 01:18:06 No sniff. Damn baby, that was good. Why is your voice cracking? I'm laughing. You sounded nervous, you said, damn baby that looks good. Alright guys, that went a little too extreme. That hat was so tight on your head, look at your forehead. No, it's literally a line, yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Your hat doesn't fit me! It's a snapback, it's on the last two i gotta go to the negative you gotta get a prescription i use a zip tie for snapback a belt extender for a hat is crazy probably okay i have a story time for y'all what is my favorite drink in the world diet coke i went back to austin this weekend okay i went to a gas station. Okay. They had canned Diet Cokes. And I said, oh my God, I love Diet Coke. And it's a can from a gas station.
Starting point is 01:18:52 I grab it. Feels a little weird. Oh God. Weird to the point where something is not right. And I bought it and I brought it here for you guys. Swear to God, I didn't do anything to this. It's a regular Diet Coke, right? It's like you chewed it. It's a little dented, but that came from transportation.
Starting point is 01:19:13 The seal is still on this Diet Coke. Why does it look empty? This is an empty Diet Coke. There is nothing in it. Grab it. Show live. It won't leak. it won't do anything it's like someone drank half of it you ever go to a gas station you get a bag of chips but it's only half a bag of chips it's the same thing with that
Starting point is 01:19:34 i bought an empty diet coke at a gas station you need to send that to like the national it's like half filled but it oh, it's really not open anywhere Let me give it to Ashton. There's no leaks. There's no holes. I swear to God No Here let me see it. Let me see it feel that Grab it Grab it did the coke It's empty. it's half empty did she just squint okay and then i was like i'm done
Starting point is 01:20:12 i'm done buying diet cokes from gas stations with cans because i didn't even know they sold them exactly that's why i was excited it was safe it's it's half filled right and so i was like david blaine diet coke so i go to a different gas station. And they had the same Diet Coke in a can, but larger. Oh, the skinny ones? Yes. No way. Full Diet Coke. It's full, right?
Starting point is 01:20:35 I look at the top, and it's molded. Look at that. There is mold on the top of this Diet Coke from a gas station down the street. Okay, at least this one's it's full Did your mom never tell you to wipe the tops off of the cans because rats piss on them? Right. Some people would crack them open and find rats. No, I get it, but there is mold on the top of that Diet Coke. First off, this is as hard as like a steel bar.
Starting point is 01:20:59 Exactly. Like a crowbar. What they got going on the outside? And the second thing, I don't know. This ain't no something you can wipe up There's no wiping on that's like molded over like diseased I'm gonna show the camera. Oh my god Sort of guys oh
Starting point is 01:21:18 No no more cans from gas stations. Why did she, like... I don't know. I don't... Sometimes Peyton, like, I don't trust him in these situations. I swear to God, that was it. There's no joke here. Like, I just wanted to share this story. I want you to open the other one. Oh, should we finally open it? Yeah. Open the back one. It's behind you. What would you do if you opened it
Starting point is 01:21:39 and something crawled out? Where is it? It's right there. Under that bag. Under that bag behind you. Under the bag. Alright. We're gonna open this Diet diet coke this faulty diet coke that I bought half empty no there's no literally like a kid like grabbed his grandma's coke and like drink sounds empty like you can like look the difference not that bitch you're gonna pop you that thing is full diet coke you can hear the density in it this one so you're gonna drink dr or oh i'll never switch my beverages i love diet coke all right here we go i don't trust you i didn't even make that sound oh wait i need my flashlight there's something in here because it's my favorite drink in it
Starting point is 01:22:31 doesn't even smell right it's nothing wrong but it's like sticky on the inside like it's like you Exactly. Like how the hell? If they probably go camera direction and like you know like how they seal plastic bags and all that. I feel like I'm in like a I feel like I'm in like a ghost hunting documentary. All I want to say is I brought this up to say is Diet Coke you're my favorite drink and if you want to sponsor the You Should Know podcast please contact us at
Starting point is 01:22:57 youshouldknowstudios at gmail.com Alright guys well that was a fantastic episode. It was so much fun. Fantastic episode. Cam let's get us out of here. It smells like cracked black pepper. Get us out of here, Cam. Alright. Thank you so much for coming back.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Another fantastic episode. Make sure you show the women some love in the comments. Make sure you show your friend. Episode 106. It was another fun one. Thank you for coming back. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's code.
Starting point is 01:23:23 DCF. Diet Coke faulty. Confuse the casuals. Get your good karma with this week's code. DCF. Diet Coke faulty. Diet Coke fail. Diet Coke fool. Diet Coke forever. Forever. You said you're never switching teams.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Oh, yeah. DCF. Diet Coke forever. Leave it everywhere. Leave it on Instagram, TikTok, the full length. Leave it everywhere. Confuse the casuals and get your good karma. DCF.
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